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Speaker 1: What's up?

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Speaker 2: Would you wait a minute?

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Speaker 3: Is just the right number.

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Speaker 4: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 1: Go just call me back. If you haven't heard the

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Speaker 1: loser line before. It works like this. Let's say a

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Speaker 1: guy approaches you while you're out at the club and

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Speaker 1: uses this charming pickup line on you. You what do

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Speaker 1: you say? We get out of here and you treat

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Speaker 1: me like a batter ring and toss me around tonight

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Speaker 1: after that, whatever you do, don't tell him he looks

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Speaker 1: like one of the members of the Adams family and

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Speaker 1: I'm not talking about Amy Adams. Instead, say that he's funny.

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Speaker 1: I said, I'm not talking about that. You can tell

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Speaker 1: that guy he's funny and charming and he absolutely does

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Speaker 1: not creep you the blank out. And that's when you

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Speaker 1: give him the number to the loser line and run.

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Speaker 1: So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail we can play

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Speaker 1: on the air voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 2: Hey, I have a feeling. I know why you're not

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Speaker 2: calling me back. You probably heard that. My friends say

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Speaker 2: that I was almost a sure deal to get the

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Speaker 2: second base with you, But it's not what you think

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Speaker 2: for me. First base is it a handshake? Right? And

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Speaker 2: then second base is you know, just tapping it up,

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Speaker 2: you know, a third, third base is high five, which

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Speaker 2: you know that's a little bit more playful. And I'm

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Speaker 2: making the rounds for a home run. Then I guess

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Speaker 2: that means where thumb wrestling.

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Speaker 3: That that's all it was.

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Speaker 2: I I mean it was innocent. I just I just

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Speaker 2: want to make sure that you didn't think I was weird.

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Speaker 1: Yep, that's totally how guys talk. I thumb wrestled her

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Speaker 1: in the back seat last night. Bro let her win.

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Speaker 5: It convince her or is that his actual definition.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm just glad that we don't think he's weird.

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Speaker 5: Hi, Andrew Uh, I just want to say, you know,

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Speaker 5: I just wanted to give you a call and connect

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Speaker 5: and just say thank you so much again for pointing

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Speaker 5: out that bert poop I had on my shoulder.

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Speaker 3: You know, I had been I was playing with my pet.

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Speaker 5: Cockatoo at home before heading off to work.

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Speaker 3: And I didn't even.

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Speaker 2: Realize it was there.

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Speaker 5: By the way, my Bertie's name is Chris Hems Crackers,

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Speaker 5: and he's actually here and he.

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Speaker 3: Wants to say something to you, So say thank you.

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Speaker 5: To the nice man anyway, Andrew.

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Speaker 2: I hope you call me screaming hell.

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Speaker 5: Can you imagine just trying to get it on at

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Speaker 5: her house?

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Speaker 1: Wow, it's up the moon, remember man, follow us on

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Speaker 1: YouTube at Broken Jeffery. You can hear all our loser lines,

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Speaker 1: battle of tender days and busted calls. Up there, you

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Speaker 1: be able to hear voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 5: Next.

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Speaker 4: Hey, I was the guy cleaned the windows outside on

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Speaker 4: the fifteenth floor and you held up a piece of

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Speaker 4: paper with.

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Speaker 2: Your phone numbers and to call you.

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Speaker 4: So here I am calling you. It's funny you see

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Speaker 4: a lot of weird things and clean the windows and

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Speaker 4: office buildings for a lifting. Because I've been doing this

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Speaker 4: for like seven years. And three women had flashed me,

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Speaker 4: two dudes moved me. One dude put a photocop of

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Speaker 4: his private parts on. He would right at me while

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Speaker 4: he was doing it, so I just give him the

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Speaker 4: thumbs up. I didn't know what else to do, but

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Speaker 4: this is the first time get somebody's phone number. Anyway,

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Speaker 4: you must have liked what you saw. And baby never

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Speaker 4: ever underestimated man and knows how to YouTube Squeegee. At

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Speaker 4: least you know I'm used to going up and down.

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Speaker 1: The photo copy, like, why not just show it at

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Speaker 1: that point? I don't know where he works, but I

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Speaker 1: want to work in whatever building that is. And you

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Speaker 1: didn't think.

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Speaker 2: It was our building. It's definitely.

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Speaker 1: Probably not broke.

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Speaker 3: Next Mesod, Hey, Rocco, it's an I wish you would

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Speaker 3: just answer my calls. I just burnt my mouth on

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Speaker 3: my line cuisine. Oh it was the five cheese ravioli.

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Speaker 3: I wish you would come and ice it for me.

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Speaker 3: The instruction said to wait two minutes, but it looked

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Speaker 3: so good. Oh, if you come, I have more. I

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Speaker 3: have more cuisine. I have maple birds and chicken, white

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Speaker 3: white cheddar, mac and cheese. There's alfredo, pasta, there's there's

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Speaker 3: all types of options you can have. You can have

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Speaker 3: all the rest of them. If it'll make you call

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Speaker 3: me back.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I get her on the ravioli that he

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Speaker 4: sneaks up on you.

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Speaker 1: The listeners heard when she said five cheese ravioli. The

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Speaker 1: entire room.

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Speaker 3: So good. I mean that, and their alfredo is really

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Speaker 3: and you're gonna go mac and cheese.

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Speaker 1: You gotta go stove first Cuisine will have a three

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Speaker 1: for one, like, oh my god, itself.

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Speaker 2: You can always buy a.

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Speaker 1: Four or five. Yeah, hurry and call her back before

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Speaker 1: Horders shows up to film their next episode of their

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Speaker 1: House Number. Remember you can listen to Loser Line regularly

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Speaker 1: at this time every week, and we post our favorite

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Speaker 1: voice messages on our TikTok Now at Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: and go check it out. That's the Loser Line. We

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Speaker 4: Up Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.