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Speaker 1: Me and the girl on the phone for the second
Speaker 1: day Update today have a lot in common. Oh no,
Speaker 1: we're both fitness models, Caroline. Have we ever worked together before?
Speaker 1: In our dreams? So, I don't know. I thought maybe
Speaker 1: I might have posed your before picture. I'm a fitness model,
Speaker 1: but I pose as the before shot. Ye, not the
Speaker 1: after shop recognized, but Carolyn did email in for a
Speaker 1: second day update. Tell us a little bit about the
Speaker 1: guy that you want to call today. Oh my god, Kevin. Um,
Speaker 1: he's such a nice guy. Um. I met him on
Speaker 1: a dating app and he kind of struck me, Like
Speaker 1: I loved his profile, love with hand to say about himself,
Speaker 1: and I think them they that attracted me mostes. He
Speaker 1: wasn't a meathead, you know, I'm kind of used to
Speaker 1: the meat heads. Like in the fitness industry, a lot
Speaker 1: of these guys are jerked today as on your dating profile,
Speaker 1: do you say that you're a fitness model. I do,
Speaker 1: and in my photos you can see it as well.
Speaker 1: Does that really serve you well? Because I feel like
Speaker 1: you would just get hundreds of replies from the exact
Speaker 1: guy you said you don't want to date. You know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I definitely get a lot of those guys that I
Speaker 1: don't want. But I mean, my body looks amazing right now,
Speaker 1: Like I worked my butt off literally to look like this.
Speaker 1: You should see. I'll have to send you guys pictures
Speaker 1: and so of the way I look. So I'm going
Speaker 1: to put myself out there. Check me out. Plot from
Speaker 1: the back, I would think did you hit did you
Speaker 1: hit this guy up? Or did he hit you up?
Speaker 1: Actually I hit him up, okay, because I would assume, like,
Speaker 1: as an average guy, if I see a fitness competitor
Speaker 1: like you on a dating app, I'm gonna think twice
Speaker 1: before I hit you up, because I'm gonna think you're
Speaker 1: only gonna be in it in like big bufftuos. You
Speaker 1: know what, Honestly, I've learned a lot about myself through
Speaker 1: the process of getting to become a fitness model, and
Speaker 1: the one thing is you have to not care in life.
Speaker 1: You know, you gotta just go for what you want,
Speaker 1: to go for what I want. I saw him and
Speaker 1: I was like, Boom, I want this guy, you said,
Speaker 1: like a very intense person. Yeah, what about this guy
Speaker 1: made you say boom? I want him? First of all,
Speaker 1: his smile totally like captivated me. And honestly, he was
Speaker 1: the only guy that I've seen on this dating app.
Speaker 1: They did not have a shirtless picture, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I see way too much skin on these dating websites.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, a guy wearing clothes. This
Speaker 1: is refreshing set. It really is so different between men
Speaker 1: and women because guys look for the exact opposite. We're like, oh, gross,
Speaker 1: she's wearing a shirt. I don't want to date her. No,
Speaker 1: no way, Completely, what did you guys decide to do
Speaker 1: for your first date? We had intentions of like bar hopping,
Speaker 1: but we were so like talking so intensely, we never
Speaker 1: even left the restaurant. So it was an awesome date.
Speaker 1: I mean I was blown away. Did you get into
Speaker 1: it with a kiss? Yeah, but not in the most
Speaker 1: conventional of ways that What does that mean if you
Speaker 1: consider like putting him in a headlock kind of you say,
Speaker 1: you put your date in the headlock? You know what.
Speaker 1: I was waiting and waiting and waiting for him to
Speaker 1: make his move, and he wasn't going for it. And
Speaker 1: I had a choice to make. It was either go
Speaker 1: home and not know, you know, what the kiss was
Speaker 1: going to be like, or going for the kill. And
Speaker 1: I went in for the kill. You put your date
Speaker 1: in a headlock and kissed him, Yes, I did. Do
Speaker 1: you think that could be the reason he's not calling
Speaker 1: you back? He was laughing about it, so I really
Speaker 1: don't think it turned him off, to be honest with you.
Speaker 1: And like you know, in this day and age, like
Speaker 1: the chicks, you go for what he wants. I mean,
Speaker 1: why not, But you should take that kiss, even if
Speaker 1: it's by force, it doesn't matter. I don't think Kitty
Speaker 1: was should be physically forced into kissing. I mean I
Speaker 1: didn't throw him down, But you know, we can we
Speaker 1: paint the picture just one more time here. Did he
Speaker 1: know it was coming or was it just out of
Speaker 1: the blue. No, I wasn't out of the blue. I
Speaker 1: mean we were like messing around. I knew he was nervous.
Speaker 1: I knew he kind of wanted to kiss me, but
Speaker 1: I think he was feeling me out, and I just
Speaker 1: was like, I don't have time to wait for this
Speaker 1: guy like here, and so I like put you know,
Speaker 1: like I pushed him and he pushed me, and like
Speaker 1: they're just messing around, playing and then I just put
Speaker 1: him in a headlock, went in for the kill, and
Speaker 1: then you know, the kiss lasted for a while. So
Speaker 1: it was oh so he did kiss you back for
Speaker 1: like a good amount of time. It wasn't like he
Speaker 1: was just wanting you to get off him. No, No,
Speaker 1: he didn't want me to get off him. Definitely, all right,
Speaker 1: And how long has it been since you guys? Talked
Speaker 1: about a week and a half? Okay, Like he won't
Speaker 1: answer my tech you know, and I try. I'd like,
Speaker 1: you know, playing it cool like owner. On the date,
Speaker 1: I was joking around with him. I was a little drunk.
Speaker 1: We're both little drunk, and I was like, oh, I
Speaker 1: could probably bench for us more than you and ah,
Speaker 1: so I kind of threw rom a text and I
Speaker 1: was like, hey, when are we gonna you know, bench
Speaker 1: pressed together and have this competition flirty and maybe he's scared,
Speaker 1: like I'm emasculating him. He is he into fitness too,
Speaker 1: because it seems like you're only talking about fitness when
Speaker 1: you're retelling this story. He's like an average guy, you know,
Speaker 1: like nice ysique tall, he's got muscle, but he's not
Speaker 1: into it like I am. I'm definitely like count my
Speaker 1: macro is bring my meals with me everywhere. But I
Speaker 1: went on a cheat meal, Like I went on the
Speaker 1: date the night of my cheat meal. So it was
Speaker 1: like a big deal for me, so, you know, and
Speaker 1: I kind of broke it down for him. I was like,
Speaker 1: this is how it works, this is how I hit
Speaker 1: my macros. And what the hell is a macro. It's
Speaker 1: like it's a it's a nutrition thing. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: it's macro nutrients basically like your proteins, carbs, and stats
Speaker 1: divided it for sentage. That sounds like a horrible date
Speaker 1: topics to me. But okay, yeah, they're still so confused.
Speaker 1: All right, well, we're gonna play a song, come back
Speaker 1: and get your second date update. All right, awesome, thanks guys. Okay,
Speaker 1: hang on looking jubil in the morning. Second. All right,
Speaker 1: here we go, guys, We're almost to the end of
Speaker 1: the second date update. Just push a little bit more
Speaker 1: only a little bit longer to go until the second
Speaker 1: date update is over. Just gonna need to listen for
Speaker 1: about ten more minutes. Okay, push, push, just ten more minutes.
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Speaker 1: the second day update. Okay, Caroline, how you doing? Caroline
Speaker 1: on the phone? How you doing? If if you don't
Speaker 1: understand why I'm doing that. Caroline is in the fitness industry.
Speaker 1: She's a fitness model, and today she wants to call
Speaker 1: a guy named Kevin who she went out on a
Speaker 1: date with, and he is not a fitness model or
Speaker 1: involved in the fitness industry at all. As a matter
Speaker 1: of fact, he doesn't really work out, and that's what
Speaker 1: she was looking for. So she was excited about the date.
Speaker 1: They went out. She did get a kiss at the
Speaker 1: end of the night, but it was not in the
Speaker 1: most conventional way possible. Can you recap that for me
Speaker 1: one more time, Caroline. Well, he wasn't really going in
Speaker 1: for it. He's kind of being a chump, and so
Speaker 1: you know, I started messing around. We were pushing each other,
Speaker 1: and then I just put him in a headlock and
Speaker 1: gave him a kiss. Sometimes the girl's got to do it.
Speaker 1: A girl's gotta do Yeah, I wanted what I wanted.
Speaker 1: So now he's not calling you back, We're gonna get
Speaker 1: him on the phone and find out if something went
Speaker 1: wrong on your date. Are you ready? I am so ready? Okay,
Speaker 1: here we hea. Hi is this Kevin? Yeah? Hey, Kevin?
Speaker 1: How are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil
Speaker 1: in the Morning. Okay? Who is this Jewil from Brook
Speaker 1: and Jewil in the Morning. It's a radio show. You
Speaker 1: ever heard of it? Maybe? How did you get my number? Well?
Speaker 1: I got your number from a listener of ours. Actually,
Speaker 1: they emailed us about you. What. Yeah, there's somebody who
Speaker 1: listens to our show has been trying to get a
Speaker 1: hold of you, but you aren't calling them back. So
Speaker 1: they asked if we could get you on the phone
Speaker 1: and find out why you're not calling them. Her name
Speaker 1: is Caroline. Oh, and you guys recently went out on
Speaker 1: a date. Yep? Did you like Caroline? She emailed you
Speaker 1: about Yeah, she liked you enough to actually email a
Speaker 1: radio show to get you on the phone and find
Speaker 1: out why you're not calling her back. That's a little
Speaker 1: bit of a compliment, isn't it. Yeah, No, I really
Speaker 1: was hoping that you wouldn't call me back. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: so you don't want to get a hold of her. No,
Speaker 1: I do not. What was so bad about the date?
Speaker 1: I just I got myself into something I was not
Speaker 1: prepared for. Really, And what do you mean? Well, I mean,
Speaker 1: you know we met on this stating website and you know,
Speaker 1: like they say, it's too good to be true. And
Speaker 1: that was one of the worst two hours of my life.
Speaker 1: Why it so bad? The whole thing, the whole thing.
Speaker 1: It just did not start out on the right foot.
Speaker 1: She did tell us how she put you in a
Speaker 1: headlock at the end of the date and forced you
Speaker 1: to kiss her. Oh that was that was not fun.
Speaker 1: But I was over it way before that. Really, really
Speaker 1: swore that you kissed her back for like a long
Speaker 1: time to try to get her away. She was holding
Speaker 1: me like, all right, fine, I'll kiss you then. So
Speaker 1: at what point were you over the date with her? Then?
Speaker 1: I was over to date within the first ten minutes.
Speaker 1: I think, how could you be over a date in
Speaker 1: the first ten minutes. That means that you're not even
Speaker 1: giving somebody a chance. No, well, we were we were
Speaker 1: going over the menu, and then the whole time she's
Speaker 1: talking about how it's her cheat night and how she's
Speaker 1: got to get her macros and micros and she just,
Speaker 1: you know, every single item on the menu. She's talking
Speaker 1: about its nutritional, you know value. Yeah. And she goes
Speaker 1: into her bag and whips out this like little blue
Speaker 1: pill and she handed me and I go, what is this?
Speaker 1: And she said it's a subpository probiotic. Did you just
Speaker 1: a supository probiotics for her? Or for you? For me?
Speaker 1: She wanted you to take a subpository I've known this
Speaker 1: girl for eleven minutes and she hands me a pill
Speaker 1: and tells me to shove it up. What did you say?
Speaker 1: I kept saying no, and she just kept insisting that
Speaker 1: I take it. She's like, here, try it, It's really
Speaker 1: good for you. And I'm like, no, no, thank you.
Speaker 1: After I finally made it clear that I wasn't going
Speaker 1: to take it, she says, well, excuse me, I have
Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom to take mine, so please
Speaker 1: goes to the bathroom. I'm sitting there wondering if she's
Speaker 1: being serious. Then comes back saying, oh, it's so much better.
Speaker 1: I feel so much better. Now, let's eat, let's have
Speaker 1: a fun date. Describe that exchange to me again. That
Speaker 1: sounds it's one of the weirdest things I ever heard.
Speaker 1: She as mad as pill, and she goes, do you
Speaker 1: know what this is? And I said, no, I don't
Speaker 1: know what it is, and she goes, oh, it's a
Speaker 1: probiotist especially designed to help promote healthy colon ecology or something.
Speaker 1: It's cool, digestion. If you are listening correctly, Hey, Kevin,
Speaker 1: that's Caroline. She's actually on the other line. Caroline. You
Speaker 1: were supposed to wait until I called you into the conversation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I could. I honestly I couldn't even wait. I was.
Speaker 1: I was tapping my feet over here, like, are you
Speaker 1: serious right now? Oh my god? Really? I was nice enough,
Speaker 1: first of all to share my stuff. I mean, that's
Speaker 1: expensive stuff. Okay, it's when you're digestive, it's for your health.
Speaker 1: I was trying to be nice and share my knowledge
Speaker 1: and share what I know. And yes, it was my
Speaker 1: keat night, And honestly, I wasn't going to ruin my
Speaker 1: digestion for a date. Okay, somebody that I only knew
Speaker 1: for eleven minutes. Look, Caroline, do you want to go
Speaker 1: take a suppository? Go right ahead, Oh, the bathroom. You
Speaker 1: don't have to tell me, you don't have to encourage me.
Speaker 1: The joy is I know. But I was just trying
Speaker 1: to be nice. Okay. You were asking me so many
Speaker 1: questions about fitness, and you were letting me talk about it.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, I'm really talking about fitness instantly. So
Speaker 1: I was seeing colife and asking new questions because it
Speaker 1: was obviously what you wanted to talk about. Well, no,
Speaker 1: of sense, But how do you think my body got
Speaker 1: to look like this if I didn't do all of
Speaker 1: the things I was talking about. It's good for you,
Speaker 1: That's why I offered it in the first place. It's gross.
Speaker 1: That's why I said, no, did you really not see
Speaker 1: a problem with asking someone to take a suppository? And
Speaker 1: I offered it? Okay, I offered it. I was nice
Speaker 1: enough to pull it out of my bag. I let
Speaker 1: him know what it was about, what it was for.
Speaker 1: I'm those suppositories I make myself at home, okay, and
Speaker 1: I keep them in my bag whenever I know I'm
Speaker 1: going to have a cheat me. All. Yeah, it's so weird. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I make them myself. What's wrong with that. That's impressive,
Speaker 1: Caroline whole Wade suppositories. Yes, I make them myself because
Speaker 1: I'm trying to make a fitness line that I want
Speaker 1: to push and this is like my baby, this is
Speaker 1: my number one genius idea. Okay, so I've been working
Speaker 1: on it really, really hard. So, Kevin, she was just
Speaker 1: trying to share her love of suppository supplements with you,
Speaker 1: that's all. Why can't she push it at the gym?
Speaker 1: Why does she have to push it over cocktail? I
Speaker 1: just I don't see what the big deal is. I mean, look,
Speaker 1: you know from my profile, but I'm into fitness. I'm
Speaker 1: very heavy into it. You know, I'm not talking about
Speaker 1: the fitness. It's one thing to talk about fitness. It's
Speaker 1: another thing to try to get me to put a
Speaker 1: pill up my button. That is a point. I offered
Speaker 1: to put it in there for you. I don't understand
Speaker 1: what the problem is. Hey, Kevin, would you like to
Speaker 1: go out on a second date with Caroline? No? Are
Speaker 1: you sure you're positive? Final answer? I don't even want
Speaker 1: to go out with this guy anyway. Kevin, you are
Speaker 1: just not the person that I want at all in
Speaker 1: my life. So no, thank you, Caroline, maybe in the future,
Speaker 1: just take it easy on the suppositories for like the
Speaker 1: first twenty minutes. I know what, I'm not going to
Speaker 1: change who I am for any buddy, so I'll be sure.
Speaker 1: I look for somebody that is as into fitness as
Speaker 1: I am, and that's it, Like, I will not change myself.
Speaker 1: All right, I'll bring those depositories and I'm gonna make
Speaker 1: a lot of money. You girl, you do you all right? Well,
Speaker 1: I'll find you a date, Caroline texting right now seven
Speaker 1: eight five to nine two. If you're not scared to
Speaker 1: put a pill in your butt on the first day,
Speaker 1: I will hook you with Caroline broken jew well in
Speaker 1: the morning.