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Speaker 1: My sister is kicking me out of the house for

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Speaker 1: leaving the door unlocked. So I told my brother on

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Speaker 1: her am I the asshole.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 3: I can't just you know, kick you out on the streets.

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Speaker 4: I need to put you in prison. That is the

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Speaker 4: door that you can't unlock.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that is true.

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 5: It's true.

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Speaker 2: Teach you the.

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Speaker 4: Crime, exactly, the ultimate crime. If you ask, I guess

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Speaker 4: what what's sean?

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 1: This was posted by user bliss Dreamer on our subreddit

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Speaker 1: r slash okop show. Wow, that is so beautiful. If

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Speaker 1: our subwritt our slash okop show and make it between

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Speaker 1: five hundred and like eight hundred words.

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Speaker 2: Like nice tight.

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Speaker 1: We like the well written ones. Guy, So get your

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Speaker 1: quills out and let's dive into this. Oh yeah, So,

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Speaker 1: I twenty eight year old female, am staying with my

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Speaker 1: sister twenty two year old and her fiance and two children.

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Speaker 1: I had a bad breakup with my ex, so I

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Speaker 1: had to move out immediately do the breakup depression and anxiety.

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Speaker 1: I had to break down and had to spend a

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Speaker 1: week in a mental hospital to get me back on

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Speaker 1: my medication.

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Speaker 5: Fucking rough. That is very rough, you know whatever.

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Speaker 1: Whenever I hear this is bad, but whenever I hear

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Speaker 1: someone in a mental hospital, yeah, I always think of

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Speaker 1: one of my favorite movies.

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Speaker 2: Guys.

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Speaker 4: He really loves this movie. He's like, you watch this

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Speaker 4: movie all the time. He's such a huge fan of it.

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Speaker 4: Great movie Batman. Nope, right, a Saint Asylum. Like, it's

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Speaker 4: a rom com. It's a rom com. Uh, it's kind.

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Speaker 5: Of a funny story. You've seen it, So what's the story.

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Speaker 1: He's in a mental health hospital, meets a girl also

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Speaker 5: They're crazy for each other, don't. Yeah, like we get it.

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Speaker 5: But it's kind of a funny story, right, but fuck

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Speaker 5: you guys.

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Speaker 1: The hospital kept me till they knew I wasn't a

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Speaker 1: threat to myself anymore. While I was in there, she

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Speaker 1: told me how I wouldn't be a burden and she

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Speaker 1: wanted to help. I got out Monday and things have

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Speaker 1: been okay. She asked if I could watch the girls

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Speaker 1: for one or two hours an evening. I told her

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Speaker 1: I could watch them, but it would be at different

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Speaker 1: new job and won't have the same schedule every day.

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Speaker 1: Her and her fiance go outside to smoke several times

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Speaker 1: a day. And I watched my three month old niece

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Speaker 1: and my four year old niece with autism while they

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Speaker 5: Making sure everything's good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Earlier today, my sister started crying, saying how she couldn't

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Speaker 1: the week every week. So the sister's like, hey, I

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Speaker 1: can't support you, but it seems like OPI he's kind

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I told her I'll ask, and reminded her I'll start

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Speaker 1: paying rent once I got a paycheck. So ope, He's like, hey,

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Speaker 5: She's out some money, ready to pay rent.

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Speaker 1: Later this evening, my brother picked me up to treat

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Speaker 5: Older niece is four years old. You know, maybe someone

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Speaker 1: Opie, Ope, we love you, okap fan, Yeah, of course,

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Speaker 1: but just your four like.

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Speaker 5: They're four and four months, like.

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Speaker 2: I thought if one didn't, the other one would.

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Speaker 4: It's a new born baby the other guy. Okay, keeping

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Speaker 4: all right, let's see, maybe there's a redemption arc.

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Speaker 5: Okay. My sister and her fiance were both upstairs. Okay,

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Speaker 5: so they're not leaving them alone.

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Speaker 4: No, he actually would have been the first red flag,

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Speaker 4: like why leave the house period?

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Speaker 1: Okay, So OPI did not leave the kids alone. Opie

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Speaker 1: Opie's like, hey, I'm leaving, can you lock the door?

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Speaker 5: I'm during the shower, I am taking a rial bath.

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Speaker 2: I am disurbing. Please wash between my cheeks. Jeeves. But

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Speaker 2: the butt gun up my butt and squirretts.

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Speaker 1: They have butt guns here instead of bidetzed spray me

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Speaker 4: It seems like there's a massive amount of miscommunication going

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it feels like there's a lot going on.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, she goes out to smoke after the argument and

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Speaker 1: Evidently he texted her going off on her, because she

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Speaker 5: Or any well.

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Speaker 4: But if there's like squatters, some kind of squatter's right,

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Speaker 1: She tried to help me, and I'm ungrateful. I had

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Speaker 1: done is done. So am I the asshole? And there

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Speaker 4: I think it's like, I mean, if you invite anyone

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Speaker 4: It's what I'm saying, right like, like you are extending

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Speaker 5: But what I don't like is the way that the

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it feels like she's searching for like a reason.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, rather than just being upfront and being like, hey,

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Speaker 1: We have the kids taken care of, Like I can't

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Speaker 1: being a little bit more honest because when the fiance

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Speaker 4: I feel very bad for Op given in her situations,

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Speaker 4: it seems like sh trying to get her shit together,

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Speaker 4: you know, putting forward that effort and is like has

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Speaker 4: every intention of like doing things right, but at the

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Speaker 4: end of the day, it's kind of one of those

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Speaker 4: things where it's like you said, if you someone can

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Speaker 1: You stay, but someone can take that kind of story,

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Speaker 1: someone can take it away, and.

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Speaker 4: If there's you know, no legal kind of protection or whatever,

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Speaker 4: then little sol it's kind of a shitty.

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Speaker 1: Like shitty situation, that's what it is. Ye know, what

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Speaker 1: And like, I mean, do you think Op did anything wrong.

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Speaker 1: Put your answers below. But with that, that's another episode,

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Speaker 1: baby girls, and we'll see you in the next one. So, Jezebel,

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Speaker 1: if that is your real name, yeah, probably isn't dirty liar.

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Speaker 1: That's already your person already, Jezebel, You're built for the show.

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Speaker 3: Never officiated by popes in twenty four hour dot com,

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Speaker 3: so it is very official.

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Speaker 2: The pope is infallible.

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Speaker 1: That's you know, a little bit of catholt dolic, like

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Speaker 2: We're a couple of going on.

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, like Francisco Samon John the

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Speaker 3: Biblical Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Nice, what's your what's your sin?

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Speaker 6: I like don't know for sure, but I may have

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Speaker 2: Wait how why? Okay?

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Speaker 6: So I have like this little here, Okay, God, this

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Speaker 2: A bikini wax with the salt or no, it's sugar, sugar.

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Speaker 6: It wasn't sugar. It's just regular wax. Hur's like a

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Speaker 3: Sorry, it's okay, that's why we have the dollar.

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Speaker 2: Oh you're a terrible person.

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Speaker 6: Today, like I need that like validation with you. It's gone.

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Speaker 2: So have you ever stolen anything else?

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Speaker 2: Actually I have never really never, what about like candy?

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Speaker 3: No really, I still all go to von sometimes and

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Speaker 2: That's the way to do it is seven dollars. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 2: You're using this to get anything? Very smart, I said,

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Speaker 2: That's how it was built, so it's not a sin.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, you're got to work with the system that

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Speaker 1: Honestly, they say free sample. So I'm taking many free

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Speaker 3: Super legal, yea, super super unscend I Actually I have

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Speaker 3: brand new MacBook. Could you just order it on Amazon

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Speaker 2: That's a great idea.

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Speaker 3: Really, Now you can turn one dollar into a thousand dollars.

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Speaker 6: That's like seven loaves, am I right?

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Speaker 2: You get it.

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Speaker 6: I don't even know if they know do you guys

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Speaker 2: Seven loads, like.

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Speaker 6: The seven loaves and fish when Jesus like read the whole.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I kept it splitting it.

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Speaker 6: This is nothing like disappointed, not gonna lie with the

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Speaker 2: Loaves.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought you meant like I thought you were just.

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Speaker 1: Jesus created olive garden. That's sanctified fast food chain.

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Speaker 6: What about Chick fil A? They're like homophobic, transphobic and

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Speaker 1: They that one up where we're talking to Jesus rights

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Speaker 3: You know, they're they're home, transphobic, all that stuff. Right,

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Speaker 3: No one but Satan could make a sauce out delicious.

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Speaker 2: Chick fil A is Satan.

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Speaker 2: Make sauce taste that good If you're not being a

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Speaker 2: I have some penance for you. Oh you don't know

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Speaker 1: Penance is like you made your sin and now you

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Speaker 1: All right, Next time you go to the sugaring waxing place, yeah,

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Speaker 3: You what if he wants to get a bikini wax

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Speaker 3: why not?

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Speaker 2: Why not?

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Speaker 1: Honestly, he probably needs it more than you.

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Speaker 2: All Right, you ready, I should be absolving. I think

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Speaker 2: I think you've earned it. Let's do it. Jezebel and nomin.

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Speaker 2: Of course you're absolved, daddy.

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Speaker 3: Enjoy your sin free life.