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Speaker 1: It is because the spirit of mirth and playfulness and

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Speaker 2: But anyway, so I find it. I'm getting off track.

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Speaker 1: But I finally I answer the door and the agents

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Speaker 2: The floor, get on the floor. I'm too scared for

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Speaker 1: Well, and that's the craziest thing is when the fight

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Speaker 2: That's when you're in my territories.

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Speaker 1: Now I have the advantage, Yes, like I want I

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Speaker 2: It's like, Okay, I was very harmless when I was

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Speaker 1: They frankly, they probably have the advantage at least with

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Speaker 1: But it was a joke, you know, like I'm and

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Speaker 1: So I'm aware that it appears that I'm cooking meth

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Speaker 2: And now I can just like go completely limp and

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Speaker 1: Oh, your ability to move me is so you know,

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Speaker 1: It's hard for both of us, Like it's gonna be hard.

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Speaker 3: mandad Maria. We're having you back back on the show.

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Speaker 3: It's been a little while. Every last thing.

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Speaker 4: It feels so good to be back. It does feels great.

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Speaker 5: It feels like a.

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Speaker 1: Million poked him with their guns. I never get sick

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Speaker 1: of hearing about that. Can you guys believe that the violation.

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Speaker 1: You read about this stuff, but when you're getting poked,

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Speaker 6: You're supposed to humanize yourself, that's what they say, like

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Speaker 1: What made you even think at getting these clowns back

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Speaker 2: Know, I'm in there with King Gizzard, the Lizard Wizard

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Speaker 5: That's the best a psychological thriller. And the Sphere is

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Speaker 2: I'm next, Amanda, Maria. Sometimes we're recording the show, people

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Speaker 4: They didn't do it right.

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Speaker 1: Not everyone was loving it. You're never going to get

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Speaker 5: It seems pretty overwhelming that people were like booing us out.

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Speaker 5: So I can't, right, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: You know in the elevator right right right, yes, so

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm a cat person. Oh so sue me.

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Speaker 2: That's so good.

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Speaker 1: The claw clause in the contract.

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Speaker 4: Okay, let me think of one, Kevin.

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Speaker 2: and you do one, like right now.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I think about this.

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Speaker 7: Okay, I'm your lawyer, Judge Garfield.

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Speaker 4: Hey, I love that. That was fun.

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Speaker 5: That was like I was looking at the morning papers.

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Speaker 2: Kevin, Kevin, do you have the Garfield is allowed to

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Speaker 1: Kevin, Kevin, I have I have? I have one for

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 4: You could email me.

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Speaker 6: I thought of like it could be something with a tail,

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Speaker 6: about their little sandpaper lawyer.

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Speaker 2: The lawyer. Aspect of it.

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Speaker 4: Is it has to be a lawyer now at this point.

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Speaker 4: Like what if the cat had a billboard like sas? Okay?

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Speaker 6: I didn't even get that, honestly. Yeah, I was attaching

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Speaker 5: That's so good. See this is fun.

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Speaker 5: I don't know anything else.

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Speaker 6: Don't forget that they like to sit in boxes.

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Speaker 4: You have to Oh my god, I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I haven't.

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Speaker 4: She doesn't get good under her.

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Speaker 2: Well, we did a lot of the good ones.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you took all of them.

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Speaker 2: Let's ken do another one while Maria thanks, and please

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Speaker 2: remember this time that Judge Garfield is not allowed to

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Speaker 5: No, I've got one. I got one. I sentenced you

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, that's the fun. I sentenced you to

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Speaker 5: No, it makes sense. Are you kidding?

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Speaker 2: It's the.

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Speaker 4: Lives. Okay, he gets killed.

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Speaker 2: Life to be served. Yeah, oh I see. Okay, concurrently.

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Speaker 5: Nine years to nine lives. I send it to you

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Speaker 5: to nine years to nine lives, depending on good behavior,

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Speaker 5: if you're a good boy.

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Speaker 4: That's a girls idiots.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's interesting.

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Speaker 1: So what you've heard, like Hollywood Handbook one point zero

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Speaker 1: then if if you took over, which we proposed it

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Speaker 2: I think that'd be great, Kevin, Can you, for example,

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Speaker 2: that could be a really good place to start. It's old,

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Speaker 2: it's busted, it's played out, it looks like absolute shit.

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Speaker 4: Like this, I like, can I pick something apart?

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Speaker 7: Though?

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Speaker 5: Can I pick something apart that honestly.

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Speaker 2: Be absolutely brutal? Please? Yes? Destroy me.

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Speaker 5: I have a pet peeve of fonts that are meant

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Speaker 4: Okay, yes, and you've got this. Thanks.

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Speaker 5: This helped Ron Howard, which I love. I think that's

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Speaker 4: But I wish you give her an inch.

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Speaker 6: Honestly, it's like the mouse you give the mouse a cookie,

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Speaker 2: Give Maria, she'll take a smile.

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Speaker 5: One time, for my birthday, Amanda gave me a Pinkberry

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and you can't find a good pinkberry in La anymore.

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Speaker 2: Well, they basically what you wouldn't end up doing is

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and this time for more that's right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you would go through a series of

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Speaker 5: Mm hmmm.

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Speaker 2: It's really a.

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Speaker 1: Vicious cycle that the mouse is in, isn't it. He

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Speaker 1: That's not That's not really the story, is it.

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Speaker 6: There's a deep void that he's trying to addiction Yeah,

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Speaker 5: Know, you want you get a little you'll you'll need

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Speaker 2: No, that's not it. That's not what happened.

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Speaker 1: First of all, you may forget the mouse cleans your

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Speaker 4: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: He's sweet with a brute. Well, that's part of it.

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Speaker 1: It's a journey, I mean, really, the mouse goes on

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Speaker 4: Okay, see the way I recall it.

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Speaker 2: Are you thinking of Red Wall?

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Speaker 1: No, I'm thinking of the original work, The Tome.

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Speaker 2: If you give a mouse a.

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Speaker 5: Kookie, So it's it's not about him you giving him

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Speaker 5: a crumb and him wanting more. That's not what it's about.

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Speaker 4: Like that, that's what I think. It's about vampires.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, now that is an analysis I'm open to discussing, because.

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Speaker 4: You let invite him in here.

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Speaker 2: If you invite them in, yes, why are.

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Speaker 4: You feeding the mice and not your own children?

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Speaker 2: Mm? Kevin, can you pull my logo so Maria you

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Speaker 2: would change? You would have Ron Howard actually write out

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Speaker 2: the post it that says things helped You're going to

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Speaker 5: Yeah for a general I'm going for a general meeting.

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Speaker 5: And as I and I was about to step out,

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Speaker 5: I go, hey, oh, Ron, could I ask one quick

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Speaker 5: and then he goes, what is for? I say, my podcast,

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Speaker 5: Hollywood Handbook. It's hosted by me and my friend Amanda

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Speaker 4: He goes, I'll check it out. I'll check it out.

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Speaker 5: And I say, great, that's that.

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Speaker 2: So is it is the general with Brian too?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Brian and Ron?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Brian is there? Okay, Now, Brian's hair is like

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Speaker 1: Super cuckoo bananas and and and if you're not pretending

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Speaker 6: I think you have to call it out right in

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Speaker 2: Mm hmm. Do you have a bond? Mom?

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Speaker 4: What's a bond? What's that bond?

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Speaker 1: Mot bon bond mot bone mote, bone bone? Do you

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Speaker 5: Is that French?

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Speaker 2: I believe? So I do it better be at these prices?

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Speaker 4: What is a bone?

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Speaker 1: Mot a bone mote? Prefab witticism? Do you do you

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I would just say you have crazy hair.

448
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:58,280
Speaker 2: That Brian, I'm calling you out to the heart of it.

449
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,720
Speaker 2: I'm calling your hairs cuckoo.

450
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:04,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I wouldn't even imbue it with that much emotion.

451
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:12,359
Speaker 1: Very chill, very chill that understated. Yes, Normcore, I would do.

452
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:18,360
Speaker 1: I would do something like, I see the fall hairstyles

453
00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:20,840
Speaker 1: have arrived, light socket cheek.

454
00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:25,080
Speaker 4: You couldn't get away with that if you were you know.

455
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:30,680
Speaker 1: It's all sticking. Uh No, I know, I suppose.

456
00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:34,000
Speaker 5: Not, you know, I think I don't know who said.

457
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,520
Speaker 2: This would.

458
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,400
Speaker 4: And then I said that, they'd say get out of here.

459
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:43,640
Speaker 6: They'd spray me with the hose and say you look

460
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,359
Speaker 6: at you, you're all wet, and get you in this

461
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:47,000
Speaker 6: town again.

462
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 2: Wow. And you guys hate that right, It's.

463
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:54,800
Speaker 6: That are making runs and our hair gets and we've

464
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:56,840
Speaker 6: spent hours if we're in a meeting in a general

465
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:59,159
Speaker 6: we've spent hours on our hair and makeup professionally.

466
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:02,560
Speaker 5: That's why you all you always wear a bit under

467
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,160
Speaker 5: your whatever you wear. You always wear a bathing suit

468
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:06,440
Speaker 5: and flip flops to a meeting so that you can

469
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 5: walk as possible.

470
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:11,440
Speaker 6: Yet, oh my god, I always bathing suit underneath whatever

471
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:12,280
Speaker 6: I'm wearing in l A.

472
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:13,960
Speaker 4: You just never know when you're going to stumble into

473
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:14,399
Speaker 4: a pool.

474
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:15,160
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.

475
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:18,280
Speaker 1: The privilege that I've taken for great like I never

476
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:23,560
Speaker 1: think about how many general meetings I leave completely dry? Yeah,

477
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:28,280
Speaker 1: and just that not everyone has that experience. I'm sorry

478
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:31,720
Speaker 1: that happened to you. You Are there any other Brian

479
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:35,800
Speaker 1: Grazer hair icebreakers that we want to cover?

480
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:38,080
Speaker 2: Or Maria? Did you have something else? Maria was going

481
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:40,119
Speaker 2: to do one, but Kevin, if you want to like,

482
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:44,120
Speaker 2: get yours in first, Maria needs another second.

483
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:46,360
Speaker 5: No, no, no, I don't have one.

484
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:49,399
Speaker 2: No, but that so you Kevin is going to do his,

485
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 2: and you can think of your your bone mote.

486
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 7: I look at Ron first, I say, Ron, great to

487
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:01,800
Speaker 7: see you, and then I look at at Brian. I

488
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:04,560
Speaker 7: take my glasses like off a little bit to see

489
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:08,800
Speaker 7: if I'm like actually seeing it right, And then I

490
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:12,720
Speaker 7: wipe the glasses off, but the back on and I

491
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 7: just go interesting.

492
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:16,920
Speaker 4: You're soaked.

493
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:21,879
Speaker 2: They'd spraak Kevin if he were a woman for that too.

494
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:25,520
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you can't wear the glasses.

495
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:31,199
Speaker 2: Yeah what about and men are seldom making passes at him?

496
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:33,919
Speaker 4: Get some contact, sweetheart.

497
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:39,760
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I know. Wow. And now the glasses

498
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:45,200
Speaker 2: are all wet from the hose. Oh sad, that's really tough. Okay, Maria,

499
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:46,000
Speaker 2: what would you say?

500
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:49,600
Speaker 5: I wouldn't say anything. I'd come in wearing a wig,

501
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:53,000
Speaker 5: just like a way that looks like.

502
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:54,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, Brian's crazy hair.

503
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:58,600
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah I have a crazy Oh go ahead, say

504
00:26:58,600 --> 00:26:59,200
Speaker 1: what you're gonna say?

505
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:01,400
Speaker 5: No, no, I get I'd say, you know, I'd have I'd

506
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:03,960
Speaker 5: say a little something. I'd say something like, whoa you know,

507
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:05,840
Speaker 5: looks like we go to the same barber, you know,

508
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 5: something like that.

509
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:07,640
Speaker 2: So cute.

510
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, it would be cute. See that would be cute.

511
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, you go, you go? We do you know. It

512
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:21,120
Speaker 2: makes it seem like every barber just does the one

513
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:22,520
Speaker 2: haircut for everyone.

514
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:24,240
Speaker 4: Yes, but that's fun.

515
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:26,359
Speaker 1: I mean that's fun, Like Marie's having a lot of

516
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:28,480
Speaker 1: fun on the show today. Yeah, and I'm starting to

517
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:33,159
Speaker 1: as well, because that that idea. You like somebody's haircut,

518
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 1: you just go to their barber and you go, I'll

519
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 1: take the you please, And that's that's it simpler, that's

520
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:43,360
Speaker 1: what it should be. I think I does he ever

521
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:47,200
Speaker 1: have a like a crazy beard haze Brian Grazer?

522
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:49,919
Speaker 2: I don't think so, Okay, then I can't do mine.

523
00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 4: Did you want to still say it though?

524
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:55,560
Speaker 2: Well maybe you're going to see Rick Rubin for Okay,

525
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:57,159
Speaker 2: Well it really won't.

526
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:58,840
Speaker 1: That won't work though, because I was going to say,

527
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 1: what you never heard of a Brian Okay?

528
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 2: Yeah? You ever heard of like Rick Grumman? You ever

529
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:08,960
Speaker 2: heard of Rick Grumman? Yeah.

530
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 4: So you guys are quick, You guys are lightning quick.

531
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:14,119
Speaker 4: You can handle this podcast.

532
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:17,919
Speaker 2: You inspire me, You inspired me. You know that.

533
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:20,879
Speaker 1: That's it's I got to step up to the level

534
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 1: of Judge Garfield. You know. That's kind of what's happening

535
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 1: for me. Is is Kevin basically alphaed me pretty early.

536
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:31,680
Speaker 2: On in the recording. Yeah.

537
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:36,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, And if I want to maintain my position as

538
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:37,920
Speaker 1: the post number two.

539
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:41,240
Speaker 2: There's the there's the post it note, so to speak

540
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:47,560
Speaker 2: from Maria that there's anything else. I mean, like it's

541
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 2: it looks so shitty, there's not Sorry.

542
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 1: I don't want you guys to get hammered in the

543
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 1: comments again for not getting it.

544
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 4: Did we do something wrong?

545
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 2: No, but just Hayes was saying, there's the post it No, okay,

546
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:08,720
Speaker 2: like you gave it. You were giving a note. People

547
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:11,280
Speaker 2: just like it when people laugh at my funny little things.

548
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:14,719
Speaker 1: I didn't realize they like us to stop down and

549
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 1: just kind of deal with his stuff.

550
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 4: Okay, did you want to take it back?

551
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 2: I think we could just get the laugh, get a

552
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:26,440
Speaker 2: clean laugh. I mean there was so silent on both

553
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:27,760
Speaker 2: ends of me saying it.

554
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:30,760
Speaker 1: It should be like to just pay there's video to

555
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 1: you look the borderline pissed?

556
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:41,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, okay, where those the laugh Kevin?

557
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 4: Did you get those or do you need them clean?

558
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 7: I'll turn them up.

559
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 4: Do you need me to do all? Do you want

560
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:46,200
Speaker 4: to do so?

561
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:48,640
Speaker 2: Maybe when we're Kevin doesn't have to Maybe when we're

562
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,240
Speaker 2: Kevin doesn't have to turn it up?

563
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 4: Okay, okay? Could you lead us?

564
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:54,120
Speaker 5: Could you just lead the line in so that we

565
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 5: have something to kind of react to.

566
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:55,880
Speaker 2: Sup.

567
00:29:56,040 --> 00:30:02,040
Speaker 7: I'll count down laughing one, two, three.

568
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 2: Too loud, that's too you're gonna have to turn.

569
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 5: It down, Okay, and.

570
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:17,320
Speaker 7: We'll meet in the middle. Laugh and three two one.

571
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 2: That's perfect.

572
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 1: I shouldn't, but it's actually making me feel really good.

573
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:28,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, podcast, No, we're.

574
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 6: Happy to come and laugh like a live studio audience.

575
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 2: What about this the tagline? It's really long. I forgot it. Toby, Toby,

576
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,160
Speaker 2: this is Toby Toby.

577
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:49,080
Speaker 4: Sorry, this is your give me.

578
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:53,800
Speaker 2: One, Toby. This is your uncle Dog. I'm your father, Toby.

579
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 2: This is Judge Garfield. I'm daddy Dog. I sentence you

580
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 2: to be shipped to Abu Dhabi.

581
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 3: Nice.

582
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 4: I don't think she's coming back. Oh she took him

583
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 4: on a walk. I'm back.

584
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 2: He was.

585
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 4: He's just got a little scared. You know, people get scared.

586
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:17,200
Speaker 2: Yeah.

587
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 4: Can I get dive into this log line though? Let

588
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:20,720
Speaker 4: me just can I read it outline?

589
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:21,640
Speaker 2: Yeah?

590
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 4: I read it out loud? Wow, Okay.

591
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:27,400
Speaker 6: An Insider's guide to kicking butt and dropping names in

592
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:31,200
Speaker 6: the red carpet lined back hallways of this industry we

593
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 6: called showbiz.

594
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:34,720
Speaker 4: I think you could streamline that.

595
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 2: Okay, what do you think about all the hyphens in

596
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:40,760
Speaker 2: red carpet.

597
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:45,640
Speaker 5: Lined, red carpet lined, the red carpet lined Actually, like.

598
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:49,320
Speaker 2: You like all the hyphens in that? Okay?

599
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:51,040
Speaker 4: I think I would keep that.

600
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:55,480
Speaker 6: I think I would drop Okay, so an Insider's Guide too,

601
00:31:55,640 --> 00:32:00,200
Speaker 6: I would drop kicking button dropping names in.

602
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:06,480
Speaker 2: An Insider's Guy two in the red carpet lined back hallways.

603
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:08,400
Speaker 1: Well, we can lose the space then, and could say

604
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:11,200
Speaker 1: an insiders Guide toy toy.

605
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 6: An Insider's Guide toying the red carpet lined back hallways

606
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:19,720
Speaker 6: and just kind of stop it there.

607
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, so don't need to say we need hallways.

608
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:27,440
Speaker 4: Okay, to the red carpet lined showbiz.

609
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:31,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna say, back back show biz, red

610
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:32,680
Speaker 1: carpet line back.

611
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 4: Maybe you could just combine it and go show.

612
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:37,560
Speaker 2: Back, red carpet line, showback.

613
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 4: Okay, we call biz.

614
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:47,400
Speaker 2: Well, maybe that's all we need. Called bizz, you call

615
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:48,800
Speaker 2: we call bizz.

616
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:54,880
Speaker 6: A guide tone the red carpet lined back, the red

617
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 6: carpet line showback.

618
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 2: We CALLI. We call biz.

619
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 1: That.

620
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:04,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's feeling stronger already.

621
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 1: So we have you know, we have the post it note,

622
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:16,479
Speaker 1: and we have, Uh.

623
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:15,360
Speaker 2: That's fine, that's not even mine. But and then we

624
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 2: have and now we have.

625
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 1: Maybe we just call the whole thing we call Biz.

626
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:23,440
Speaker 1: Do you like the title Hollywood Handbook? It's not really

627
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 1: about Hollywood, is it. We haven't talked about anything to

628
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 1: do with Hollywood today.

629
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 2: Maybe the show is just called Biz and the hair

630
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:35,720
Speaker 2: and the tagline is we call Biz. Brian Grazer's hair

631
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:37,880
Speaker 2: is the most we've talked about Hollywood in a really

632
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 2: long time. Yeah.

633
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:44,520
Speaker 4: I like just wood Book. That's cute because it's broader.

634
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, would you talk about anything?

635
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 4: Oh, what about this, Maria? What about Holly Hand? I

636
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:55,440
Speaker 4: love that. That's really what I love. I love that's ours.

637
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 5: If that's ours, and then Woodbook is theirs, you know,

638
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:00,960
Speaker 5: And it's kind of a so.

639
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 2: The boys for sure.

640
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, what is good for boys?

641
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,840
Speaker 5: Hollies good for girls, and hand is good for girls,

642
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 5: and book is good for boys and girls.

643
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:08,840
Speaker 2: We could spit up.

644
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:12,520
Speaker 1: Then you guys do Holly Hand and will do Wood Book.

645
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:16,440
Speaker 4: I think it's really a fun idea.

646
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,440
Speaker 2: I do.

647
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:23,839
Speaker 1: I will say I went on a podcast years ago

648
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:27,239
Speaker 1: where the I was interviewing me only would refer to

649
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 1: the show as holly handy.

650
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:33,360
Speaker 2: I yeah, he did that for me too, the same person.

651
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,920
Speaker 2: I'd just start a Holly handy, And I was kind

652
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 2: of like, does he think this is what the show

653
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 2: is called? Because I had watched Shawn's and he did

654
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 2: it for Shawn's as well. Yeah, and I didn't know

655
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 2: quite what to do.

656
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:46,360
Speaker 4: That's violent.

657
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I'm just warning you that that could happen

658
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 1: to you if you take the holly hand part of

659
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 1: it and actually be more likely.

660
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 2: Can I What do you guys think about the fact

661
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 2: that the the why Holly and the w and wood

662
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:06,239
Speaker 2: are touching like that? Mm hmmm. Do you think that's

663
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 2: a little gross?

664
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:11,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, because now I'm looking at the negative space and

665
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:14,920
Speaker 6: I'm seeing, I mean, and a line.

666
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:18,839
Speaker 5: An a line house that kind of has need some

667
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 5: work done on the.

668
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:23,280
Speaker 2: Left, you know, yeah, it's it's a symmetric.

669
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 4: Yes, oh my god. But you know what I'm seeing

670
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:28,160
Speaker 4: now is a tube of lipstick.

671
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:33,840
Speaker 2: I see that.

672
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 4: How cute is it?

673
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:40,480
Speaker 1: It's so cute, That's all I see now when I look.

674
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 6: At I know, and so we could even fill that

675
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:45,280
Speaker 6: in with a little like red or something.

676
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 2: Wow, And the lipstick is still sitting there and that's

677
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 2: that's what Ron Howard drew the note on.

678
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:55,920
Speaker 5: We'll add a kiss mark to the post it he

679
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:56,960
Speaker 5: kissed it.

680
00:35:57,080 --> 00:36:01,880
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, he's kissing a book. Ron Howard. It

681
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:07,400
Speaker 2: helped us. It helped him so much. Wah, this helped

682
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:11,080
Speaker 2: me so much. That's what the note says. Now, why.

683
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:15,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that's really the only changes we'd have

684
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:15,600
Speaker 4: to make.

685
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:18,280
Speaker 2: Wow, well that sounds really good.

686
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:22,840
Speaker 1: And then so all right, you give me the elevator

687
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:24,719
Speaker 1: pitch for our show, which is your show?

688
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:25,040
Speaker 2: Now?

689
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:29,399
Speaker 1: Like now I'm in the elevator. Hey, you don't got

690
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 1: to push a button for me. I'm just riding around.

691
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 2: It's the first thing I say there.

692
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 4: Okay, do you want to hear about our podcast?

693
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, well it's about it's Amanda in myself and.

694
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,359
Speaker 2: We all day.

695
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:49,520
Speaker 6: It's called Holly Hand and it's a guide tone the

696
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 6: red carpet lined.

697
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 4: Show back of the biz.

698
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 2: We call biz. We call the bizz of the biz.

699
00:36:59,000 --> 00:36:59,760
Speaker 2: We call biz.

700
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 4: Mm hmm, yeah, we'll say it's twice and it really

701
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 4: is just my girlfriend Maria and I and she's right here.

702
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 2: Hi.

703
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:14,399
Speaker 5: Hey, nice, And we'd love to have you as hon

704
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:17,800
Speaker 5: as a guest. And we think that you'd be so amazing.

705
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:21,279
Speaker 2: You're having the guy from the elevator as a guest.

706
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 4: Of course, and we're recording this right now.

707
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 2: Wow, Toby, Oh yeah it does. It is going to

708
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:34,600
Speaker 2: have to get a little more serious. Okay, it does, Toby.

709
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:41,960
Speaker 2: This is snape Toby, you must behave for while you

710
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 2: are at Hogwats School. Toby, you will never become a

711
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:54,840
Speaker 2: master wizard if you're barking like this. Who are the

712
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:58,759
Speaker 2: other bad guys, Kevin say, one of the other bad

713
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 2: guys Balmore, Voldemort? Yeah, Toby, it's me Voldemort. Hey, Toby,

714
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:05,560
Speaker 2: it's me.

715
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:11,360
Speaker 5: Toby has been put in the hands of my boyfriend

716
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:14,160
Speaker 5: outside and he will he will not be barking anymore.

717
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:16,839
Speaker 2: He has You have an outside boyfriend?

718
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:20,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, my outside boy Wow.

719
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 2: Whoa Maria's outdoor boyfriend.

720
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:30,480
Speaker 1: That's so great because it's like, you know, one of

721
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:32,800
Speaker 1: the things that can be really hard about relationships, or

722
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:35,400
Speaker 1: that I've found challenging is that when they live in

723
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:42,360
Speaker 1: the house, it's like frustrating no, because.

724
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 4: They track around.

725
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:47,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm I'm in here.

726
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:50,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, every time they open the door, excuse me, I'm

727
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:55,799
Speaker 1: in here. M hmm, I'm in here. Occupied house occupied,

728
00:38:56,719 --> 00:38:58,880
Speaker 1: come back later please or don't.

729
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,839
Speaker 2: Toby was maybe getting really scared because he could hear

730
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,239
Speaker 2: obviously your headphones were sitting on the desk, and he

731
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:08,759
Speaker 2: can of course hear. He's like his super dog hearing,

732
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:11,359
Speaker 2: and he could hear actually snape in Voldemort. We're telling

733
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:15,920
Speaker 2: him to stop barking. Was saying, oh, don't do it.

734
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, yeah, that is scary.

735
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 2: And Valdemort said, hey, Toby, it's me Voldemort. He was

736
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:27,200
Speaker 2: saying that.

737
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,759
Speaker 6: That's not is that the voice that Boldemort has?

738
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 4: Do we ever hear Voldemort's voice?

739
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:31,399
Speaker 2: That's the thing?

740
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:35,120
Speaker 1: Were Hayes just did it, and I did it a

741
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:38,440
Speaker 1: little bit as well. Mine was a little different, but

742
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:41,880
Speaker 1: not that different, not different enough to bother doing it again,

743
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:43,200
Speaker 1: you know, because you.

744
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:44,400
Speaker 4: Don't remember what you did.

745
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:49,800
Speaker 2: So I certainly do and exactly what I did, Toby.

746
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:51,279
Speaker 7: That was it?

747
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:53,359
Speaker 4: You do remember after all?

748
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:54,720
Speaker 2: Yeah?

749
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 1: No, I have this incredible mind for my own stuff.

750
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:03,880
Speaker 1: I have like an encyclopedic knowledge of my own stuff.

751
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:08,120
Speaker 1: It's actually pretty cool. I'm something of a me historian

752
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:13,160
Speaker 1: all my own shit. I'm very familiar with it. I

753
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 1: remember my funniest jokes and best voices of all time.

754
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:23,239
Speaker 1: You know how, quiz me, what's my favorite joke of

755
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:25,360
Speaker 1: my that you guys like?

756
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:29,320
Speaker 2: And I'll tell it to you again? I know it? Okay,

757
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:33,920
Speaker 2: any what you can go really Maria? Maybe while while

758
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:38,799
Speaker 2: while while Amanda and Marie are thinking of theirs, maybe

759
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:42,160
Speaker 2: Kevin could like just do like his really quick yeah

760
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 2: his quiz question.

761
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:48,920
Speaker 7: Okay, what about the one where you pitched about the

762
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:50,320
Speaker 7: the cat in courts?

763
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:55,719
Speaker 1: Remember that Judge Garfield. That's my famous Judge Garfield material.

764
00:40:56,200 --> 00:41:02,239
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, oh what about Okay, this wasn't your joke,

765
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 6: but it was a joke of haze that you repeated.

766
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:06,520
Speaker 1: Yes do you remember?

767
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:06,839
Speaker 6: Yes?

768
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 2: No, I think I know exactly where you're going. Okay,

769
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:14,600
Speaker 2: but she's asking if you remember that's the prompt. She's

770
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:16,840
Speaker 2: asking if you remember that one? Yes?

771
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:20,239
Speaker 6: Yes, okay, yeah he does. I could tell he's taking

772
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:21,120
Speaker 6: the truth.

773
00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:28,239
Speaker 2: Can we do? You know how when like DJ's are

774
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:32,680
Speaker 2: like they're doing a night at the like at the club,

775
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:35,439
Speaker 2: and they like name it it has like a special name,

776
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 2: you know, like on the invitation it has like a

777
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 2: like a cool name for like to get people to

778
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:45,000
Speaker 2: show up. Yeah, the name of the night will be

779
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:51,040
Speaker 2: something cool. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I I don't know how

780
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:52,400
Speaker 2: to do it. I don't know how to do like

781
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 2: the big machine and stuff for DJing. But I have

782
00:41:54,640 --> 00:42:00,839
Speaker 2: a good name, which I it's fantastic beats and where

783
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:01,800
Speaker 2: to find them?

784
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:06,240
Speaker 6: Okay, fantastic beats and where to find them?

785
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:10,439
Speaker 4: Like the Harry Potter? Was it that a pre bowl?

786
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 4: And how are we going to make this happen for you?

787
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:22,760
Speaker 2: How do we? I guess I have to like design

788
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:27,440
Speaker 2: a flyer. I do have to learn, like some of

789
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:29,719
Speaker 2: the some of the machines. I know that I have.

790
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:33,560
Speaker 1: Something you could call your machines too. Okay, the Goblet

791
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:37,319
Speaker 1: of fire Beats. Wow, the Goblet of Fire Beats.

792
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:39,759
Speaker 6: That's super cool. So we're gonna need some sort of

793
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 6: warehouse space.

794
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:44,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna need you. We'red this. God, We're gonna

795
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:47,239
Speaker 2: need to rent a whole space, like a whole like

796
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 2: lighting system.

797
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 5: Is it themed?

798
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:51,000
Speaker 1: Is it?

799
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 5: Am I thinking now? When I when people are showing up,

800
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:56,480
Speaker 5: are they in wizard wizardry cloaks and stuff?

801
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:57,600
Speaker 2: Or is it yes?

802
00:42:58,719 --> 00:42:59,719
Speaker 5: Or are you need.

803
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:04,359
Speaker 2: They have to buy a ticket to Universal Studios they

804
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 2: have to go buy the gear? Yeah?

805
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 6: No, I think it should be a little bit like

806
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 6: sexier than Harry.

807
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:15,799
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, Potter stuff.

808
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:20,359
Speaker 6: Imagining laingerie, but with like a horse head.

809
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:22,839
Speaker 5: Where's the horse head?

810
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:25,759
Speaker 1: It's on your It's like the Harry Potter horse, like

811
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:28,280
Speaker 1: the Harry Potter, the famous horse that he's riding.

812
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:33,840
Speaker 6: So he's yeah, okay, okay, if you want to know,

813
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:37,239
Speaker 6: there Harry's lingerie horse from the from the one of

814
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:37,600
Speaker 6: the middle.

815
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,240
Speaker 2: Yeah.

816
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 4: But it's like, what are they wearing under their little uniforms.

817
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:46,200
Speaker 4: It's sort of what we're wearing on.

818
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:50,759
Speaker 1: Top, right, Okay, and still the uniforms as well.

819
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 4: Yes, those are in a bag like in a satchel.

820
00:43:55,440 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 2: We're carrying them in a bag. Okay. John has to

821
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 2: go on mute for a second too.

822
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:06,239
Speaker 4: Looks like everyone's a little distracted right now because I.

823
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:08,800
Speaker 2: Need to give I need to do something really quick,

824
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:10,480
Speaker 2: really quick.

825
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:13,920
Speaker 4: Okay, bye bye bye, we'll carry the torch.

826
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:17,960
Speaker 2: Was that scary for you guys? Yes?

827
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 6: It was because I didn't know what's real life and

828
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:21,840
Speaker 6: what's the show?

829
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, scary for me to try living it every single

830
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:33,279
Speaker 2: day of your life, Amanda, is this because when you're done,

831
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:36,480
Speaker 2: like you can lead this that scary moment of not

832
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 2: knowing what's your real life and what's the show? You

833
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 2: can leave that behind as soon as as soon as

834
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,080
Speaker 2: the zoom window closes.

835
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:46,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's kind of in you that.

836
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 2: For me, the I can only leave it behind when

837
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:52,759
Speaker 2: the big zoom window closes, you know what I mean?

838
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:54,680
Speaker 6: Yeah?

839
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:57,759
Speaker 1: When I add to that that huge video conference in

840
00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:59,040
Speaker 1: the sky.

841
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:02,920
Speaker 4: God, how horrifying that is? Scary?

842
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 2: Imagine get to Heaven and it's all on zoom.

843
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:07,400
Speaker 4: No, it's cheaper.

844
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 2: No, imagine we have to wear masks up there.

845
00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:13,879
Speaker 4: Still I can wear pajamas.

846
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:16,120
Speaker 2: Yeah that's true.

847
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:20,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I could still do like my funny jokes

848
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 1: with God about how I don't know.

849
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:22,239
Speaker 2: Any pants on.

850
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:26,479
Speaker 4: And thank God for the filter I exist from herop.

851
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:31,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I go, I go oh ah, where as

852
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:34,360
Speaker 1: I know you don't even have legs. You said that

853
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 1: to God, I'm saying it to God or perhaps his

854
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:38,880
Speaker 1: son Jesus Christ.

855
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 6: Am I the only one who imagines God to be

856
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:43,920
Speaker 6: the genie from Aladdin?

857
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:48,880
Speaker 2: You're the only one on this zoom who does that?

858
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:49,359
Speaker 2: I am?

859
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 4: Okay? And then and you know who Jesus is?

860
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:52,360
Speaker 2: Who?

861
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 5: Who Peter pan?

862
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 2: Oh that's what you picture it? Both.

863
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:01,200
Speaker 4: This is sick kind of a sick and the same

864
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:01,759
Speaker 4: thing like.

865
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:03,480
Speaker 2: The like the Disney Peter Pan.

866
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:08,520
Speaker 1: Yes, but tiny and the Holy Spirit for you is

867
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:10,920
Speaker 1: French Stewart's character from Third Rock.

868
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:15,200
Speaker 6: Right, Well, I think I actually the Peter Pan's the

869
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:18,800
Speaker 6: Holy Spirit actually, because we Jesus we've seen visuals of him.

870
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:21,239
Speaker 2: Uh do you like doing this sermon on them out

871
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:22,680
Speaker 2: with like both fists on his.

872
00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:29,520
Speaker 1: I don't want to grow up the Holy Spirit carrying

873
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:32,440
Speaker 1: in a pizza sideways, then turning it over, opening it up,

874
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 1: seeing that all the cheese slipped off, and going they

875
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:35,200
Speaker 1: did it again?

876
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 2: Well, what else do you guys want to do?

877
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:43,359
Speaker 1: Like, so I kind of have to leave, but I

878
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:45,160
Speaker 1: like don't want you to feel like I believe it

879
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:45,720
Speaker 1: you hanging?

880
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:48,239
Speaker 4: So are you going to leave it? But and we

881
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:48,880
Speaker 4: carry on?

882
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:52,400
Speaker 2: Yeah we want it. Yeah, we can split and you

883
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 2: can just keep going for a little bit so you

884
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:57,520
Speaker 2: can just like, you know, feel see how the room feels.

885
00:46:57,719 --> 00:46:59,799
Speaker 1: That'd be nice. Yeah, with us out of the way.

886
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:02,280
Speaker 1: I feel like we're stifling a little bit of your flow.

887
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 4: Like, oh, so you're both leaving?

888
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:06,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Kevin can stay.

889
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:09,800
Speaker 1: But I feel like there's been times where like Maria

890
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:12,240
Speaker 1: starts to vibe she's having a lot of fun today

891
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:14,720
Speaker 1: on the show, and then like you're getting into stuff

892
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 1: and like you're starting to cope with like these cat

893
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:18,439
Speaker 1: jokes or the Yeah.

894
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 5: And I think Amanda found her voice today. Honestly, I

895
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 5: think so too. A comedic voice.

896
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:25,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I really did.

897
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:27,840
Speaker 6: And as you can even tell, I'm kind of talking

898
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:30,919
Speaker 6: in a higher register now, which I think is better

899
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:31,840
Speaker 6: for my comedy.

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00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:32,920
Speaker 2: I love it.

901
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:36,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's making me actually feel like light and fun

902
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 1: in a way that your original voice, which was fine,

903
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:44,279
Speaker 1: I think will you agree that it was fine.

904
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 4: It was like just not as funny.

905
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:48,440
Speaker 2: It was like a rich, a rich baritone.

906
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:51,319
Speaker 6: Yeah, but this is great because this also kind of

907
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:53,680
Speaker 6: compliments Maria's voice, her kind.

908
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 5: Of deeper because you I don't think I have a

909
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:56,640
Speaker 5: deep voice.

910
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:59,359
Speaker 4: I think I have a high voice. It's melodic though,

911
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:02,440
Speaker 4: and it's kind of of the words together.

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00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 1: Again, I should go, I don't want this is a

913
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:07,319
Speaker 1: great episode for you guys where it's just like just

914
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:09,839
Speaker 1: talking voices, you know.

915
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, how far.

916
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:15,600
Speaker 1: So I'm going to go, but enjoy the show and

917
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:18,080
Speaker 1: good luck to you and I look forward to listening.

918
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:20,560
Speaker 4: Great. Thanks so much.

919
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:22,120
Speaker 5: Thanks so much for being on you guys.

920
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 4: That was a lot of fun, don't you think, Maria?

921
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:27,840
Speaker 4: I think it was so much fun.

922
00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 5: And if if I could, maybe we could just talk

923
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 5: about our favorite moments.

924
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 4: Of the podcast. Yeah, I really liked every time.

925
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:40,000
Speaker 6: I think it was Hayes who would do it where

926
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:43,080
Speaker 6: he would say, while Amanda and Marie are thinking, let's

927
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:45,319
Speaker 6: have Kevin do something, Oh.

928
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 4: So what about this?

929
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 6: What if while you and I are thinking, Kevin, do

930
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:50,400
Speaker 6: you want to say your favorite moment?

931
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:54,440
Speaker 5: Oh, Amanda, look, I love that you did that, because

932
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:55,320
Speaker 5: that's what Hayes did it.

933
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:57,400
Speaker 2: I know, Okay, sure.

934
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:00,920
Speaker 7: I thought the theme song came in at like the

935
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 7: perfect volume and everyone was like, sometimes it's too loud

936
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:08,600
Speaker 7: and it scares people and the vibe is just fucked. Yeah,

937
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 7: and I think it was when it was like, you know, people,

938
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:12,839
Speaker 7: we were okay with it.

939
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, a little low for me.

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00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:16,239
Speaker 2: Oh interesting, it was a little low.

941
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was interesting for me too.

942
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 5: But but here's what I was thinking when you did it.

943
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 5: I thought it was just a taste to kind of

944
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:25,360
Speaker 5: know what we were getting into that was going to

945
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 5: be turned up in post. And so I took it

946
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:31,279
Speaker 5: as something that was actually very kind to where it

947
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:33,480
Speaker 5: didn't blare into the headphones. I was going, you know what,

948
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:35,239
Speaker 5: he's giving us a taste of the show, and now

949
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:37,560
Speaker 5: he's gonna let he's gonna let us ride. He's gonna

950
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:39,000
Speaker 5: let us ride into the sunset.

951
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:45,280
Speaker 2: Wow, that's so cool. Yeah, kind of a personal question

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00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:49,920
Speaker 2: by Hollywood Hamberg