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Speaker 1: For Get on your horses, boys, we're heading for Rome

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00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:17,760
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Speaker 1: A couple quick stories before we wrap this up here

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Speaker 1: This story it's just like I almost didn't relay it,

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Speaker 1: but you can go read it up yourself. They still

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Speaker 1: priest when the Huns were invading and you know, taking

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Speaker 1: The Huns run up to this guy as he's reading

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464
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Speaker 1: freaked him out. They even said, this is what happened.

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Speaker 1: I saw it. We're leaving. The Huns do not leave

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Speaker 1: a city without burning it to the ground for just

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Speaker 1: no reason whatsoever. Also, have you ever heard of a

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Speaker 1: little place called Paris? Paris, France, maybe the most famous

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Speaker 1: city in the world. I've never been. I'm told I

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Speaker 1: should go. There's a lot of money to go over there,

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Speaker 1: and I don't have been that big on French food. Chris,

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Speaker 1: it's the thing. But I'm sure I'll go at some point.

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Speaker 1: I know you gotta go. But very important place, right, Well,

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Speaker 1: it's not called Paris at this time, while Attilas is

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Speaker 1: rampaging through the countryside, sacking and burning everything, it's just

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Speaker 1: a really, really crappy town. And when I say crappy town,

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Speaker 1: Attila the Hun rides up to this place, checks it

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Speaker 1: out and says that place is such a dump it's

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Speaker 1: not even worth my time to stop in and kill people.

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Speaker 1: And they just chose to bypass it instead of raising

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Speaker 1: it to the ground. And that's why Paris exists to

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Speaker 1: this day. Otherwise he would have completely destroyed it and

485
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Speaker 1: it would have been gone. How about that. Now the

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Speaker 1: Western Roman Empire knows they're in a bit of trouble.

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Speaker 1: Remember our man Attius, he's still there. He knows Attila

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Speaker 1: very very well. Remember they are childhood friends, and he

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00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 1: knows well. He knows he can't defeat them, not with

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Speaker 1: just a Roman army. They don't have enough men. Attila

491
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,680
Speaker 1: has one hundred thousand guys at this time, and Attius

492
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:15,360
Speaker 1: goes to people. They've been fighting for a long time.

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Speaker 1: The Goths, remember the Goths, way back when on Friday,

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Speaker 1: the Goths who initially were fleeing from the Huns. The

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Speaker 1: Goths are still really, really tough. The Romans choose to

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Speaker 1: unite with the Goths and go meet Attila the Hun

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Speaker 1: on the battlefield. Attias is no idiot. Attila's very very capable.

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Speaker 1: But Attius knows he's got to figure out something special

499
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Speaker 1: or Attila's going to wreck his world. So he does

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Speaker 1: something unique. Now, what is the problem when you face

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Speaker 1: one of these Asian step armies. Their speed. They're all

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Speaker 1: on horseback, they're all mounted, and they're so fast. They

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Speaker 1: hit you and run away. They hit you and run away.

504
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:03,040
Speaker 1: They hit you in the circle. You you just can't

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Speaker 1: catch them. They're always on the back, got horses. So

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Speaker 1: Attists comes up with a plan. He puts his elite

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Speaker 1: Roman troops on the left side of his line. He

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Speaker 1: puts the very much elite Gothic troops on the right

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Speaker 1: side of his line, and he took all the crap

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Speaker 1: left over and put it in the middle, all the

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Speaker 1: weak troops in the middle. Because he had a plan,

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Speaker 1: and the plan was this, Attila is no dummy either.

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Speaker 1: He's going to see the weak troops in the center

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Speaker 1: of the line. Most of the time, if you break

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Speaker 1: the center of the line, you win the battle period.

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Speaker 1: So he's going to see the weak troops, go after

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Speaker 1: the weak troops in the center of the line and

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Speaker 1: win the day. But Attists had a plan. He was

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Speaker 1: baiting Attila in Attila went charging in to the center.

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Speaker 1: Attila's army, i should say, went charging into the center.

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Speaker 1: As expected. The center starts to push back and back

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Speaker 1: and back. They can't hold up. But Attiists did this

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Speaker 1: on purpose so he could have his elite troops circle

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Speaker 1: the Hunnish army, attacking them and eliminating their ability to

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Speaker 1: ride away and maneuver. It does you no good for

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Speaker 1: all of you to be on horseback if you're all

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Speaker 1: penned up in a little corral, now does it? Where

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Speaker 1: are you going to go? Nowhere? Now? I don't want

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Speaker 1: to act like the Romans annihilated the Huns here because

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Speaker 1: they didn't annihilate the Huns and they didn't kill Attila.

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Speaker 1: And this war is going to continue another day. But

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Speaker 1: Attila does lose this battle. The Romans are severely bloodied.

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Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly show. All right, I didn't

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Speaker 1: want to have to address this because I'm so sick

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Speaker 1: of this crap. But by now you undoubtedly we'll have

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Speaker 1: If you haven't, it's going to take you about five

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to get into a whole bunch of

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Speaker 1: details if you haven't, just know this. This is what

571
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Speaker 1: I've seen. I've seen the video. Cops have their weapons.

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Speaker 1: At least two cops have their weapons pointed at this dude,

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Speaker 1: black dude. They are obviously yelling things at him. He's

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Speaker 1: standing outside of his vehicle. I've heard all these stories

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Speaker 1: how they tased him already and whatnot, and that didn't work.

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Speaker 1: I don't know any of that. I'm not getting into

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Speaker 1: those kind of details because that's not what I'm about

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00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:51,440
Speaker 1: to talk about. The dude walks away from the cops,

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Speaker 1: walks up to his vehicle and yanks open the door

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Speaker 1: and reaches in there. No, I do not know what

581
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Speaker 1: he was doing. I don't know if he was getting

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Speaker 1: in the car. I don't know if he was reaching

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Speaker 1: in for a gun. I don't know if he was

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Speaker 1: going for a pack of gum, and I don't care,

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Speaker 1: because that's not what I'm talking about today. I'm talking

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Speaker 1: about this. Comply with police officer orders and stop teaching

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Speaker 1: your children cops are the enemy, even if you think

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Speaker 1: they are the enemy. Teach your children to obey. If

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00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 1: cops are in the wrong, and they certainly are, sometimes

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Speaker 1: fight that battle later. Do not fight that battle with

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Speaker 1: weapons pointed at you. You're going to die. Do you

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Speaker 1: not care about your children enough to teach them to

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Speaker 1: stay alive. Do you teach your kids to look both

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Speaker 1: ways before they cross the street. I do. I do

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Speaker 1: that so they can stay alive. If you teach your

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Speaker 1: kids cops are the enemy, you might get them killed.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to make a million assumptions about this

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Speaker 1: guy's home life. I don't know his parents' situation or whatnot,

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Speaker 1: but I do know this, each and every single person

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Speaker 1: has contributed to his death. Comply, do as you're told.

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Speaker 1: Do as you're told. I can't believe we have to

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Speaker 1: you know I cheer for the cops. I do in general,

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Speaker 1: but I'm more than happy to point out when they're wrong.

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Speaker 1: I have several times, especially during the coronavirus crackdown stuff out,

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Speaker 1: they got way heavy handed and did a lot of

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Speaker 1: stupid things really hurt their community relations. But comply, comply

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Speaker 1: and stay alive. You're getting yourself and your people killed.

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Speaker 1: And I see it all over the place with how

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Speaker 1: people are raising their kids. Cops are the enemy. Cops

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Speaker 1: are the enemy. Screw cops. Oh, screw those cops. Those

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Speaker 1: cops have been going after us. Cops are just murdering us.

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Speaker 1: Screw cops. Screw cops. You pass that message on to

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Speaker 1: your kid soon. He's a testosterone filled eighteen year old boy.

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Speaker 1: One day and he decides, screw those cops, they're jerks

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Speaker 1: and does something that puts himself in the ground forever.

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Speaker 1: Teach people to comply. I was, and I'll get into

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Speaker 1: my I'll get into my fancy weekend I was promising

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00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:05,959
Speaker 1: didn't talk to him beforehand about this. I was hanging

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Speaker 1: with one of my buddies here, black dude, and we

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00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:13,200
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Speaker 1: We were actually talking about about getting pulled over and

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Speaker 1: stuff like that, and and he's been pulled over plenty,

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Speaker 1: out of place, you get pulled over. That's the fact

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Speaker 1: of life. He said. He wasn't bitter about it, wasn't jerk.

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00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:40,440
Speaker 1: He said, so, yeah, I'm sure my skin color contributed

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Speaker 1: to it. But guess what, I've never once had a

635
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 1: negative experience because I keep my hands on the wheel

636
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:50,200
Speaker 1: the same way I do the same way you should,

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Speaker 1: hands on the wheel where they can see them. Yes, sir, No, sir, yes, ma'am,

638
00:48:55,719 --> 00:49:01,600
Speaker 1: get out, stay in Okay, sounds good. I pay respect,

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00:49:01,719 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 1: I do as I'm told. I drive away with a

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00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:10,000
Speaker 1: speeding ticket, and that's a day. Why does he do this,

641
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:15,799
Speaker 1: I asked him, Well, that's what his parents taught him.

642
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 1: You learn that. And this is a guy whose parents

643
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Speaker 1: grew up in the heart of that Civil rights era,

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00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:26,279
Speaker 1: so they knew what could happen. They I mean, they

645
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Speaker 1: actually went through it, They went through the meat grinder.

646
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Speaker 1: And they still taught him be respectful, be polite, comply

647
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:40,799
Speaker 1: so you can live. You don't teach your children that

648
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:48,800
Speaker 1: you hate them. And now we have another American city burning,

649
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:56,640
Speaker 1: and I'm just floored by what's happened in this society.

650
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Speaker 1: Floored by it and how quickly the breakup is happening. Remember,

651
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:08,319
Speaker 1: I've told you forever about about how I feel like

652
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:13,520
Speaker 1: we've grown apart as a nation. We don't we don't

653
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:17,520
Speaker 1: share common values with each other, especially as the left

654
00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:21,040
Speaker 1: has grown grown more and more radicalized. I'm not even

655
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:23,879
Speaker 1: pointing fingers now, we just don't share common values, just

656
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:27,399
Speaker 1: don't have anything in common. And if you don't have

657
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Speaker 1: anything in common, then you shouldn't be a nation anymore

658
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:37,520
Speaker 1: because you're just causing an inevitable fight. It's just it's

659
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:41,640
Speaker 1: it's a guaranteed fight. A nation is only a nation

660
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:45,920
Speaker 1: and should only be a nation if you share common values.

661
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:54,399
Speaker 1: And I see this. Cops are the enemy thing, and

662
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:58,600
Speaker 1: it has it is not what the majority of the

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00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:03,279
Speaker 1: population believes. And yet the media pushes this, and Hollywood

664
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:08,319
Speaker 1: pushes this, and music pushes this, and teachers professors all

665
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:11,640
Speaker 1: over the place. They're pushing this, and it's only increasing

666
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 1: the divide. I'm looking at an article right now, the

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Speaker 1: abandonment of New York City. So many people are fleeing

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00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 1: the city. This is from axios dot com. So many

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Speaker 1: people are fleeing the city permanently, that moving companies are

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00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:34,759
Speaker 1: quote turning people away. Sorry, we don't. We can't move

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Speaker 1: you out of your home. We can't. We don't have

672
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:46,359
Speaker 1: time anymore. The country is separating rapidly. It is we are.

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Speaker 1: We're all over the place right now. Seattle, same thing.

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Speaker 1: I'm looking at another article Seattle is their mayor, who's

675
00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:57,280
Speaker 1: a complete idiot, is trying to stomp on Black Lives

676
00:51:57,320 --> 00:52:00,000
Speaker 1: Matter because they've been trying to get the police defunded

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00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:06,279
Speaker 1: in Seattle by fifty percent. But homes are selling like

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00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:10,480
Speaker 1: hotcakes in Seattle because nobody wants to live under that.

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00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:14,880
Speaker 1: And the mayor's watching her taxpace evaporate in front of

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Speaker 1: her eyes because people do not want to live without

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00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:24,040
Speaker 1: police protection. They don't, And it's only making the divide

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Speaker 1: worse and making it worse. And you know what stinks

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00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:31,840
Speaker 1: now because of what we've done, because of the precedent

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00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:36,840
Speaker 1: we've set, because of the country's divide. Now, every time

685
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:39,760
Speaker 1: there's a cop shooting where a black dude gets killed,

686
00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:43,600
Speaker 1: now we're going to have riots, lots of them, worse

687
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:45,959
Speaker 1: than we've ever had before, just like they are now.

688
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:49,560
Speaker 1: Now we've set a precedent. Now we've made sure the

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00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 1: big lie is etched in stone. And now that it's

690
00:52:54,239 --> 00:53:16,040
Speaker 1: etched in stone, we're stuck with it. Hang on, missed out,

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Speaker 1: Catch up, Jesse kellyshow dot com. You have to have

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Speaker 1: not with the world economy doing what it's doing. Have

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Speaker 1: you seen these numbers, not just from small businesses, from

697
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Speaker 1: major corporations shutting down franchises all over the United States

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Speaker 1: of America. This is a big, big problem. This market

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Speaker 1: cannot possibly hold when that many businesses are shutting down, down,

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Speaker 1: the Feds printing money. We are, we are laying out

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Speaker 1: gold and silver coins. It is Medal of Honor Monday,

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Speaker 1: before I get to the hurricane stuff and before I

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Speaker 1: get to my fancy weekend Chris private Jet Jesse. I'll

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Speaker 1: be labeled as from now on. Please well, every Monday

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00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:04,000
Speaker 1: on this show, we do Medal of Honor Monday. And

710
00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:09,840
Speaker 1: again we do this for a specific reason. One, Well,

711
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:15,160
Speaker 1: it's good to remember the good in the world now

712
00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:18,520
Speaker 1: and then we talk about enough of the crap, right,

713
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:23,439
Speaker 1: enough of the darkness. It's good to remember there are

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Speaker 1: genuine American heroes out there. There were and there are.

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Speaker 1: There are great people. That's one. Two. We're all gonna

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00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:39,680
Speaker 1: die one day we're born. We're gonna die. If you

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00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:43,480
Speaker 1: do something great in your life, like these guys did

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Speaker 1: something heroic, something awesome, I think it's important that it

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00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:56,080
Speaker 1: be remembered. I just want it to be remembered. I

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00:55:56,239 --> 00:56:00,480
Speaker 1: think some guy who did something amazing on four soil

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00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:06,200
Speaker 1: long ago deserves to have his greatness talked about. And

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Speaker 1: so every Monday forever, I am going to do Medal

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Speaker 1: of Honor Monday on this show. This guy is still

724
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Speaker 1: alive and man, what a beast. So without further ado,

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Speaker 1: allow us to talk about mister Johnny L. Canley. This

726
00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:29,320
Speaker 1: was from the Vietnam War and this is his Medal

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00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:34,360
Speaker 1: of Honors citation for conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at the

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Speaker 1: risk of his life above and beyond the call of

729
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Speaker 1: duty in action against the enemy while serving as Company

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Speaker 1: Gunnery Sergeant, Company A, that's Alpha Company, first Battalion, first Marine's,

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Speaker 1: first Marine Division from the thirty first of January to

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Speaker 1: the sixth of February nineteen sixty eight, in the Republic

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Speaker 1: of Vietnam, Company A fought off multiple vicious attacks as

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Speaker 1: it rapidly moved along the highway toward Waste City to

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Speaker 1: relieve friendly forces that were surrounded by enemy forces. Despite

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Speaker 1: being wounded in these engagements, Gunna Resurgeant Canley repeatedly rushed

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Speaker 1: across the fire swept terrain to carry his wounded marines

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Speaker 1: to safety. After his commanding officer was severely wounded, Gunner

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Speaker 1: Resurgeant Canley took command and led the company into Way City.

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Speaker 1: At Way City, caught in a deadly cross fire from

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Speaker 1: enemy machine gun positions. He set up a base of

742
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:31,960
Speaker 1: fire and maneuvered with a platoon in a flanking attack

743
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Speaker 1: that eliminated several enemy positions. Retaining command of the company

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00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:41,400
Speaker 1: for three days, he led attacks against multiple enemy four

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Speaker 1: to five positions while routinely braving enemy fired to carry

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Speaker 1: wounded marines to safety. On the fourth of February, he

747
00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:52,800
Speaker 1: led a group of marines into an enemy occupied building

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Speaker 1: in Way City. He moved into the He moved into

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Speaker 1: the open to draw fire, located the enemy, elimited the threat,

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Speaker 1: and expanded the company's hold on the building room by room.

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Speaker 1: Gunner Resurgeant Canley then gained position above the enemy strong

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00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:12,320
Speaker 1: point and dropped in a large satchel charge that forced

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Speaker 1: the enemy to withdraw. On the sixth of February, this dude.

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Speaker 1: On the sixth of February, during a fierce firefight at

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Speaker 1: a hospital compound, Gunner Resurgeant Canley twice scaled a wall

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Speaker 1: in full view of the enemy to carry wounded marines

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Speaker 1: to safety. By his undaunted courage, selfless sacrifice, and unwavering

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00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:35,160
Speaker 1: devotion to duty, gunn to Resurgeant Canley reflected great credit

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Speaker 1: upon himself and upheld the highest traditions of the Marine

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Speaker 1: Corps and the United States Naval Service. Bang gone, dude,

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Speaker 1: scaling walls and dropping satchel charges. Chris. That's what I'm

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00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:54,080
Speaker 1: talking about, and it pays to remember that guy. Now

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00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:57,760
Speaker 1: for my fancy weekend that I promised to tell you.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, wait wait wait. As a brief note, as

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Speaker 1: a brief side note, we have a hurricane coming to

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Speaker 1: hurricanes coming. I don't know Marco and Laura. Last I

767
00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:13,680
Speaker 1: saw Marco was a hurricane. Laura's a tropical storm, and

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00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:15,640
Speaker 1: then I heard Laura's gonna be right. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, but I do know this, and this

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00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:22,040
Speaker 1: is going to be unpopular and people are going to

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00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:25,040
Speaker 1: yell at me, and I don't care because I'm right.

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Speaker 1: You're welcome to email me Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show

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Speaker 1: dot com, Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com, or

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Speaker 1: you can call in eight seven seven three seven seven

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Speaker 1: four three seven three eight seven seven three seven seven

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00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:49,600
Speaker 1: four three seven three while there are obvious exceptions, obvious exceptions,

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Speaker 1: so don't write me and say, oh, but what about

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00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:58,320
Speaker 1: hurricane blah blah blah. Hurricanes are not that big of

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00:59:58,360 --> 01:00:02,160
Speaker 1: a deal. To those of us who live in hurricane areas.

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Speaker 1: I know there are a million and one exceptions, and

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Speaker 1: Ike did this and in the Hurricane Harvey. I mean

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Speaker 1: I was right here drowning with the rest of the

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Speaker 1: rest of the people in Houston during Hurricane Harvey. I

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Speaker 1: know all that there are exceptions. But what hurricanes are.

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Speaker 1: They're an opportunity for the Weather Channel to boost their ratings,

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01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:29,200
Speaker 1: for every cable news network to boost their ratings. You

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Speaker 1: remember that famous Anderson Cooper picture. I've posted it up

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Speaker 1: before of Anderson Cooper covering a hurricane area with these

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Speaker 1: waiters on and he's standing in water up to his chest.

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Speaker 1: That's what you see if you're watching CNN, except somebody

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Speaker 1: busted him and took a picture of his cameraman standing

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Speaker 1: on basically dry ground. Anderson Cooper found a hole and

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Speaker 1: stood in it to give you that sweet, sweet hurricane coverage.

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Speaker 1: Gotta get the people wamped up, and they're gonna get

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Speaker 1: the poor weather man. He's gonna go stand down by

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Speaker 1: the beach with debris flying all over the place in

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Speaker 1: the wind, barely holding him up. And half the time

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Speaker 1: they're lying about that too. They've been caught about caught

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Speaker 1: doing that. This is all to push fear and hysteria.

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Speaker 1: And have you watching the news all the time. Well,

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Speaker 1: I've been through a dozen freaking hurricanes in my life.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure if it's that many, but I've been

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Speaker 1: through a lot, and I've been through big ones. I

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Speaker 1: told you about the time when we were I did

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Speaker 1: Hurricane Ivan and Jamaica have fun there. So I know

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Speaker 1: about hurricanes. Every person I know who lives in hurricane areas,

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Speaker 1: including all my neighbors. Do you know what they do

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Speaker 1: when it comes to a hurricane. They gas up the car,

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01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:55,080
Speaker 1: they buy batteries, and they buy beer. That's what they do.

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Speaker 1: Every neighbor I know has a hurricane party. The truth

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Speaker 1: is this, unless you're in a low area, which is

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Speaker 1: why the poor people get screwed so bad because they

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Speaker 1: all poor area. Poor parts of town are almost always

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Speaker 1: the low parts of town. So like here in Houston

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Speaker 1: are worst flooded areas where the people who didn't have

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Speaker 1: any money because they're all down in the crappy part

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Speaker 1: of town. It's really low and they flood out. But

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Speaker 1: unless you're in a low area, your house is going

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01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:30,000
Speaker 1: to be fine during a hurricane. For the most part

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Speaker 1: American homes were blessed to live in a country where

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Speaker 1: American homes have been built to withstand winds like that,

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Speaker 1: count your blessings. We live in a place where it's

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01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:47,320
Speaker 1: not that big of a deal. And what's funny about

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Speaker 1: that is, unless you live in a high hurricane area,

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01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:57,560
Speaker 1: you don't know. I'll tell you, I am fascinated, terrified

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Speaker 1: by tornadoes. Like you'll see the aptimat of a tornado.

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Speaker 1: It's not like a hurricane. And now all the houses

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Speaker 1: are flattened and everything, and it just that the whole

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Speaker 1: concept of it freaks me out right. I mean, gosh, geez,

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Speaker 1: we could all die. People who live in high tornado

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Speaker 1: areas actually actually say the exact same thing that I

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Speaker 1: just told you about hurricanes. Oh it's not that big

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01:03:18,560 --> 01:03:22,760
Speaker 1: a deal. It's just learned to live with it. I'm

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Speaker 1: not saying don't don't pray for people, don't help out.

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Speaker 1: I'm not saying don't take precautions. Obviously you need to

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Speaker 1: take precautions, but people can get themselves killed with precautions.

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Speaker 1: I'll never forget. During Harvey, so many people, so many

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Speaker 1: people got out on the roads, and they were on TV.

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Speaker 1: The local officials were on TV saying, go back home

840
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Speaker 1: when you die. Statistically, when you die during a hurricane,

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01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:53,440
Speaker 1: you die on the road. Go back home. I have

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Speaker 1: Is that just me? No? No, I think it's it's

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Speaker 1: Like I do a lot of television, Look how the

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Speaker 1: Give people things are tough. There's lots of bad things

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Speaker 1: going on in America, as everyone knows perfectly well. So

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Speaker 1: work with them. You are, as everyone who listens to

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Speaker 1: an anarchist, which I find to be absolutely hilarious, and

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Speaker 1: obviously you know we disagree on that. And you're not

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Speaker 1: a huge police guy. I don't say you hate the cops.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to put words in your mouth. It's

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Speaker 1: just not a big police guy. Having the state having

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Speaker 1: the monopoly on all the force. We have a brand

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Speaker 1: new police shooting out there, and it's time to burn

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Speaker 1: down America again. Give me the Michael Malice take on it.

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Speaker 1: Oh No, I do hate them, I absolutely hate them.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you why I hate them, because every single

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Speaker 1: police officer enforces gun control laws which are grossly and

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Speaker 1: constitutional and keep me unsafe in my home. So every

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Speaker 1: police person, every cop, is a criminal. The Kenosha thing

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Speaker 1: is very disturbing. I do not understand, and this is

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Speaker 1: my failing, why people would be maintaining their roles as

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Speaker 1: police officers given the current climate where they know they're

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Speaker 1: going to be vilified and demonized. No job, in my opinion,

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Speaker 1: is worth that. And if your job is, you know,

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Speaker 1: in such a tinderbox of America where you are possibly

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Speaker 1: going to have to use you know, deadly force, this

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Speaker 1: is not going to end well for you. So just

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Speaker 1: in a sense of self preservation, I would expect people

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Speaker 1: to try to look for alternatives. Well, that's what I've

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Speaker 1: use of force all day long. We can. Obviously I

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Speaker 1: don't agree with the cops of the bad guys, but

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Speaker 1: I agree there are bad cops. Everyone knows there are

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Speaker 1: bad cops out there who do bad things. But how

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Speaker 1: do parents not teach their children to comply. If you

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Speaker 1: were somebody who's been taught not to comply, you've basically

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Speaker 1: you're going to get yourself killed one day. How is

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Speaker 1: this a thing that has become acceptable in this country

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Speaker 1: to teach your kids that cops of the enemy. Well,

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Speaker 1: I think we needed more of that. I mean, I'm

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Speaker 1: And you know, there's many cases where people were complying

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Speaker 1: and they still were murdered by the police officer. Duncan

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Speaker 1: lamp is one of them. In Maryland, there was a

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Speaker 1: no knock graide. They shot him through the window and

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Speaker 1: because they he supposedly had some arsenal, which is perfectly constitutional,

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Speaker 1: of the night, whereas someone is armed, which they should

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Speaker 1: be as an American, and someone comes back crashing down

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Speaker 1: the door, guns blaze. Their first instinct at four am

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Speaker 1: is going to be to shoot back. It's not going

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Speaker 1: to be to comply. And that makes everyone less safe.

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Speaker 1: It makes everyone distrustful of the interaction, and it's something

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Speaker 1: that needs to stop yesterday. What do you stand on

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Speaker 1: the death penalty? It's one of the things I go

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Speaker 1: the power to execute a citizen. On the other I

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Speaker 1: read about some story of some guy chopping up little

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Speaker 1: kids into pieces, and I think, why can't we just

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Speaker 1: throw them off a building right now? Where do you

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Speaker 1: stand on it? I'm completely against the death penalty because

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Speaker 1: you know perfectly well if they had their drugs, there's

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Speaker 1: plenty of people who would have you and I am

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Speaker 1: two is Albert Camu, the great French philosopher, had this

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Speaker 1: know took him out. I would perfectly applaud that it's

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Speaker 1: very different from locking them up for years and having

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Speaker 1: the death at the end of it. This kind of

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Speaker 1: sustainmental torture, So lock them up, put them in solitary.

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Speaker 1: But the fact that there's so many cases where people

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Speaker 1: are later exonerated, if it happens at all, it should

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Speaker 1: be very disturbing to people how quickly people are put

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Speaker 1: to death in its country historically, and that's something we

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Speaker 1: should desperately try to avoid at all costs. Where does

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Speaker 1: an anarchist stand on criminal justice period as far as

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Speaker 1: imprisonment goes, rehab, imprisonment, I mean torture or everybody, everybody,

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Speaker 1: They all run the gamut. Where do you stand on it?

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Speaker 1: I think I and most other people who would agree

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Speaker 1: with me, find it really deranged that someone who's a

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Speaker 1: drug dealer should be treated the same as someone who

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Speaker 1: cheats on their taxes, should be the same as someone

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Speaker 1: who rapes children, or who's a murderer or all these

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Speaker 1: other crimes. The fact that they're all your criminals and

981
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Speaker 1: The fact that you know people who are proponents of

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Speaker 1: this is the best they can do. Who's going to

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Speaker 1: win the election America? What does that mean? But why

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Speaker 1: you see this is the best? You've been flat giddy

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Speaker 1: this entire time. Why? Because I think the wheels are

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Speaker 1: falling off of this bust of depravity that the progressives

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Speaker 1: have built for over a century. That when you have

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Speaker 1: CNN telling you these are peaceful protests while behind them,

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Speaker 1: literally the buildings are burning at once. And the fact

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Speaker 1: that so many people of all political persuasions are now

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Speaker 1: taking their children out of government schools. They had to

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Speaker 1: do this because the pandemic and they're realizing made it.

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, maybe I don't want to send them

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Speaker 1: back where my children will be taught that based on

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Speaker 1: Once they lose the kids, the game is over for them.

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Speaker 1: And that's why I'm very hopeful about the future of

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Speaker 1: this country. What does it look like if Biden gets elected?

1003
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Speaker 1: Is it just normal and boring? And I say this

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Speaker 1: because everybody talks about every election being the most important

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Speaker 1: election of all time, every every single one might I

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Speaker 1: roll my eyes when I hear it anymore. It's obviously important,

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Speaker 1: it's a presidential election. Does he actually do anything or

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Speaker 1: do we just continue to limp aloll? I think I

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Speaker 1: easily and Biden would be in a position to crack

1014
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Speaker 1: down on this unrest because the media would run an

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Speaker 1: just appearance for him. If Trump send in the tanks,

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Speaker 1: it would be Hitler, Hitler, Hitler. If Biden's in the tank,

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Speaker 1: they would say, oh, finally we have an adult who's

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Speaker 1: stopping all this carnage. We can see that, or we

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Speaker 1: can easily see it going out of control and escalating

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Speaker 1: because they have a weak man in the Oval office.

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Speaker 1: He's literally crapping his pants. So we don't know, but

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Speaker 1: we do know it's going to be hilariou if that

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Speaker 1: were the case. Michael Malice, host of You're welcome, Thank you,

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Speaker 1: my friend. I appreciate you. I love that he has

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Speaker 1: something to say. And by the way, you're welcome to

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Speaker 1: of view. I think it makes I think it spices

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Speaker 1: things up. As you know, my job is only to

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Speaker 1: That's entertaining to me. Eight seven seven three seven seven

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Speaker 1: one thing I know, Chris, it's whenever you get to

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Speaker 1: do something really cool and other people don't, they definitely

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Speaker 1: want to hear you talk about it. What Chris, they do.

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Speaker 1: It's human nature. It's like those those vacation pictures. Women

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Speaker 1: do this all the time. Women get back from a

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Speaker 1: vacation and they'll put up all their vacation pictures and

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Speaker 1: all their friends feel obligated to go, you know, click

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Speaker 1: like on all the pictures and stuff like that. Oh,

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Speaker 1: you guys are having so much fun. Nobody's actually happy

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Speaker 1: for you. Nobody is maybe maybe your mom or something

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Speaker 1: like that, but for the most people are, oh, nice,

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Speaker 1: your vacation look nice. I was I was working. I

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Speaker 1: was working, that said, I am, Well, I'm very famous now, Chris.

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Speaker 1: I'm a what, I'm a celebrity, A huge, huge, important celebrity.

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Speaker 1: Did you not read the latest review on the podcast Chris.

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Speaker 1: If you haven't read it, hold on a second, let

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Speaker 1: me pull this up here real quick. Remember if you

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Speaker 1: missed any part of the show, Chris podcasts. This show

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Speaker 1: the entire thing. As soon as it's done. You can

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Speaker 1: get it on iHeart, you can get it on Google,

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Speaker 1: you can get it on Spotify, you can get it

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Speaker 1: on iTunes, and you can subscribe on iTunes. Leave me

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Speaker 1: a five star roof and leave a comment about how

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01:18:04,200 --> 01:18:06,840
Speaker 1: handsome I am. If you want to know the kind

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Speaker 1: of comment you should leave, here's here's the latest one.

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Speaker 1: The title of it is the non PC Adonis. This

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Speaker 1: is exactly how you should leave comments. The incredible Adonis

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Speaker 1: of a podcast host. It's a radio host, but still

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Speaker 1: does an incredible job of storytelling of history and insightfully

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Speaker 1: trying tying it to contemporary events. He's talking about me here, Chris.

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Speaker 1: Just in case you're not clear, it's extremely refreshing to

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Speaker 1: have access to content, smith to contents. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what he's saying there at it is not look is okay? Thinking?

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Speaker 1: This isn't the best at it is not sickeningly PC

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Speaker 1: best political podcast available, and he goes right from all

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Speaker 1: that into more great stuff. All that aside. Have you

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Speaker 1: seen the chiseled features on this guy? We are so

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01:19:01,760 --> 01:19:05,840
Speaker 1: lucky he cast aside his highly lucrative modeling career to

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01:19:05,960 --> 01:19:10,600
Speaker 1: do this. He clearly needs a raise to offset his stacrifice.

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Speaker 1: Stunning would be an apt description. Breathtaking. Keep puss an ark,

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Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, that that's how you leave a comment,

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01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:27,080
Speaker 1: all right, that it is important to get on there

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Speaker 1: and talk about the oracle that's me or steal or Showgun.

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Speaker 1: I think I do think showguns the leader in the clubhouse,

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Speaker 1: don't you You don't think you don't like Why don't

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Speaker 1: you like Showgun as much? Chris? You see you keep

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Speaker 1: going back to Saltan. Saltan never caught on, Chris and

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Speaker 1: never calling on the oracle caught on? And Showguns certainly,

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Speaker 1: Showgun's way cooler than Salton. That's so boring. Showgun makes

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Speaker 1: it sound like I have a samurai So hey, Chris,

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Speaker 1: can you still get samurai swords? You can? Right? Could

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Speaker 1: you do me a favorite and look up how much

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Speaker 1: samurai swords are? What we can have a Samurai sword

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Speaker 1: for the office I'm not insulting what Salton means. I

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Speaker 1: know Saltan's cool. We've we can't be Salton and Showgun.

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Speaker 1: It's totally different. I mean, I guess we could if

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Speaker 1: we wanted to, if anyone could, I could. The Pope

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Speaker 1: is not the pope, and the king Pope isn't king

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Speaker 1: of anything. Are you wait? Are you serious as pope

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Speaker 1: king of something? Of what? The Vatican? No? Why I

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Speaker 1: just found that out now, Man, I really need to

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Speaker 1: go back to school. I really lack of formal education. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: Please do me a favorite. Look up the samurai swords.

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Speaker 1: I would like one in the studio by the end

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Speaker 1: of the week, if at all possible. Oh what what

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Speaker 1: are you cringing for? How much? Three hundred dollars? All right,

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Speaker 1: maybe we'll get one next year. Maybe we'll get one

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Speaker 1: next year. I don't think for some reason, I don't

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Speaker 1: think the bosses are gonna I don't think they're gonna

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Speaker 1: go for that request. And I don't know exactly how

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Speaker 1: I would lay out the reasons I want the Samurai sword,

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Speaker 1: because inevitably, when you tell them, hey, i'd love you

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Speaker 1: guys to buy a Samurai sword for the studio. Now

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Speaker 1: they've they've had some odd requests for me in the past,

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Speaker 1: and they're gonna ask why maybe self defense, Chris. We

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Speaker 1: can say we've been getting threats. We can say we've

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Speaker 1: been getting well, yeah, I know we have the Black

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Speaker 1: Lives Matter people have been sending me death threats by

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Speaker 1: the day. That's a good point. We needed to cut

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Speaker 1: open coffee containers. We needed to open our BattleBox. When

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Speaker 1: we get our BattleBox here, although I don't remember, I

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Speaker 1: don't think you have to have that. To open your BattleBox,

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Speaker 1: you have to open the out. Yes, we needed to

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Speaker 1: open BattleBox. These battle boxes, Honestly, you're the coolest freaking thing.

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Speaker 1: Just as a side note, this is not even an

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Speaker 1: ad I'm doing. These battle boxes are the coolest thing

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Speaker 1: in the It's the coolest subscription service in the world.

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Speaker 1: Highly highly recommend checking about Just get one. Go get

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Speaker 1: one and you'll see what I mean. They're awesome. My

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Speaker 1: boys geek out on this stuff. I do too. Plus

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Speaker 1: we got a hurricane coming. Guess who's stocked up on

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Speaker 1: survival supplies. I'm using that hatchet Chris on some prom

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Speaker 1: You're never completely ready to adopt a team for late

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Speaker 1: nights writing English papers are your teen's music taste for

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Speaker 1: dinners where they talk more on their phone than with you.

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Speaker 1: For the first time they call your mom. You're never

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Speaker 1: completely ready to adopt a teen, and you can't imagine

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Speaker 1: the reward. To learn more about adopting a team, visit

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Speaker 1: adopt us Kids dot org. Brought to you by the

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Speaker 1: US Department of Health and Human Services, adopt Us Kids,

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Speaker 1: and the AD Council. Ladies and gentlemen, we've arrived in Philadelphia.

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Speaker 1: Local time is three or five pm in the temperature

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Speaker 1: is sixty seven degrees at this time. You are now

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Speaker 1: free to use your cellular devices. You know that feeling

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Speaker 1: when you get to turn your phone on after the

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Speaker 1: plane lands. You can have that feeling every time you drive.

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Speaker 1: Make sure your cell phone is stowed away whenever you

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Speaker 1: were behind the wheel. Visit Stop Tex stoprex dot org.

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Speaker 1: A message brought to you by the National Highway Traffic

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Speaker 1: Safety Administration, Project yellow Light and the AD Council. Chris

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Speaker 1: has been pushing for a canon a Jesse Kelly Cannon

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Speaker 1: for the studio for quite some time. All Right, I'll

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Speaker 1: put it to you this way. I'm on board, but

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Speaker 1: I need a couple of things. I need it to

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Speaker 1: be functional because we have to shoot things out of it.

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Speaker 1: I don't want, I don't need actual cannon balls. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to hurt anybody, but we need to shoot

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Speaker 1: things out of it. I don't care what they're Maybe

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Speaker 1: we could shoot, you know, they do the T shirt

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Speaker 1: cannon things. We could Maybe we could autograph tennis balls

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Speaker 1: and shoot it off the rooftop of the studio. Oh

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Speaker 1: that's sweet. That's a good idea, Chris, get good check

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Speaker 1: on a cannon forest. Please. We need a functional cannon,

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Speaker 1: so now shoot. This is going to be quite a

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Speaker 1: request of corporate. I better wait and see if we

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Speaker 1: can space out this request, so we're at least a

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Speaker 1: week removed from any major complaints they've received about me.

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Speaker 1: That's it's not. The Timing is everything, ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 1: Timing is everything in life. We need a cannon, we

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Speaker 1: need a samurai sword. And I've been wanting a portrait,

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Speaker 1: a gigantic portrait of myself. Oh me, get this, Chris.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be my face and then the body of

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Speaker 1: like a Napoleonic era general or something like that. With

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think I'm gonna be on a horse.

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Speaker 1: Maybe on a horse too, Like we're looking like I'm

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Speaker 1: in command. It's gonna be great. Hang on, this is

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01:25:54,680 --> 01:26:09,080
Speaker 1: a Jesse Kelly show. This is the Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: As you know, I'm very important, and I was asked

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Speaker 1: as somebody who is very important to attend this fundraiser

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Speaker 1: in Colorado. US senator was hosting it. I'm obviously gonna

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Speaker 1: leave out tons of names here because I don't know

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Speaker 1: what I'm allowed to talk about it, what I'm not

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Speaker 1: allowed to talk about it. And there was the deal.

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Speaker 1: The senator has a bunch of super super super conservative

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Speaker 1: congressional candidates, and this senator has that he's raising money

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Speaker 1: for them, and he found twenty five congressional candidates who

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Speaker 1: are not only super super conservative, super conservative in districts

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Speaker 1: that can absolutely be won. So this is yeah, I mean,

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Speaker 1: you want to replace twenty five people in the House

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Speaker 1: with our kind of people. And what he did was

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Speaker 1: he put together this fancy event up in Aspen, Colorado

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Speaker 1: of meg mega political donors and these candidates, and the

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Speaker 1: candidates show up at this nice place, and the donors

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Speaker 1: show up at this nice place, and we do a

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Speaker 1: couple of events, a couple of Q and aids. Get

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01:27:27,760 --> 01:27:31,800
Speaker 1: to know the candidates thing raising them money before I continue.

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01:27:33,840 --> 01:27:38,360
Speaker 1: Don't send me an email telling me money shouldn't matter.

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Speaker 1: That is the dumbest, most naive thing I've ever heard

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Speaker 1: in my life. Whether it should or not, money has

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Speaker 1: always mattered in politics. It mattered in the Roman days

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Speaker 1: and before. Money matters now. Money matters a lot. It's

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Speaker 1: not the only thing that matters. But you can have

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Speaker 1: the greatest message, be the greatest person in the world,

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Speaker 1: and get zero votes because you didn't have the money

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Speaker 1: it takes to actually tell anyone what your message is

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Speaker 1: or about yourself. It costs money to mail out those things.

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Speaker 1: It costs money to make and produce TV ads, It

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Speaker 1: costs money for bumper stickers and yard signs and T shirts.

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Speaker 1: Money matters in politics a lot. Don't be a child.

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Speaker 1: These people need to raise money. And like I said,

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Speaker 1: these are far far, far right congressional candidates. Some of

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Speaker 1: them actually beat Republican incumbents. The Republican establishment is not

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Speaker 1: too prone to give these people the money they need.

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Speaker 1: And I've been there before, and as much as the soulless,

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Speaker 1: disgusting monster as I am, I actually do love my country,

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Speaker 1: and I do think it's important to do what you

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Speaker 1: can to stop the leftist hoards. So the senator asked

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Speaker 1: me if I would come up to this event and

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Speaker 1: basically run a couple of the events, do MC. They

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Speaker 1: tracked me down. Get this they send me. They send

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Speaker 1: me an email saying, hey, we'll fly you up first class.

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Speaker 1: I need the legroom. I mean, frankly, I have to anymore.

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Speaker 1: That our emergency exit row is fine. I said, great, great,

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Speaker 1: that's fine, and that said, well, we have some of

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Speaker 1: our bigger donors are coming from the Houston area where

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Speaker 1: you live. If we can find you a spot on

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Speaker 1: someone's private jet, do you want to do that? And

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Speaker 1: I was like, wow, let me think about it. Yes,

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Speaker 1: yes I do. Actually absolutely. This is my first and

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Speaker 1: only private jet experience. So you super private jet centers,

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Speaker 1: rich people listening to the show, don't you dare roll

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Speaker 1: your eyes at my ignorance. Okay, I grew up White Track.

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Speaker 1: I've never even been around a private jet before in

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Speaker 1: my life. But here was the deal, Chris, so this life. Now,

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Speaker 1: I see why that Warren Buffett statement, I see why

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Speaker 1: he made it. Remember the great one of the difference

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Speaker 1: between private jets and cocaine. As you can quit cocaine.

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Speaker 1: You want to talk about convenience. There's no airport security,

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Speaker 1: there's no TSA, there's no nothing. I drive my pickup truck.

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Speaker 1: I did have the only pickup truck in the parking lot.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, I drive my pickup truck over to this

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Speaker 1: special airport. You pull in, you park it. I walk

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Speaker 1: in and I'm feeling I'm doing this thing where I'm

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Speaker 1: trying not to act like it's my first time. And

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Speaker 1: of course there's a bunch of rich people in there

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Speaker 1: to do in their private jet things. I'll walk in

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Speaker 1: this tiny little airport. It's just an office building. It's

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Speaker 1: nothing to it, you know, the big runway out back.

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Speaker 1: And I walk up to the front desk and I say,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm Jesse Kelly. I'm here to here to to

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Speaker 1: fly on this person's plane. She said, oh okay. And

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Speaker 1: I'm still standing there and she's staring at me, and

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01:31:07,360 --> 01:31:11,240
Speaker 1: I say, okay, don't What do I do now? She said, Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry? Have you not? Have you not? Which? Which

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Speaker 1: which kind of plane are you on? I said, A

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Speaker 1: private one. I don't, I don't, I don't understand and

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Speaker 1: she's she's giggling by now, and I said, would it

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Speaker 1: be helpful if I just told you who owned the plane?

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Speaker 1: She said, yes, we'll get it figured out from there.

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Speaker 1: I tell her who owns the plane. She asked what

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Speaker 1: kind of car I'm driving. All of a sudden, some

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01:31:31,520 --> 01:31:33,960
Speaker 1: dude she gets on the radio, and some dudes booking

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01:31:33,960 --> 01:31:36,880
Speaker 1: it across the parking lot towards my truck to grab

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Speaker 1: my bag out of the back for me. Chris, I

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01:31:38,960 --> 01:31:40,640
Speaker 1: didn't even have to haul my own bag, and it

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01:31:40,680 --> 01:31:45,800
Speaker 1: was great. And so I sit down and I get there.

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Speaker 1: There's no hour or showing up. An hour or two before.

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Speaker 1: This is ten minutes before the guy who owned the

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Speaker 1: plane told me we were going to leave. They run

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Speaker 1: and grab my bag, take it out back, throw it

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Speaker 1: on the plane, at which point the plane's owner comes

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01:31:58,720 --> 01:32:01,960
Speaker 1: strolling in the door minute before we're supposed to leave.

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Speaker 1: He says, hey, Jesse, let's go. And we walked right

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Speaker 1: out the back twenty five feet away and walk up

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Speaker 1: the stairs and walk onto this private plane. And it

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Speaker 1: had probably five or six seats on it in a

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Speaker 1: little couch in the back in a bathroom. I did

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Speaker 1: not use the bathroom Chris, before you ask, I wanted

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Speaker 1: to use the bathroom, just to say I used the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: But it's small enough in there. I was worried it

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Speaker 1: would be awkward, so I didn't use the bathroom, even

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01:32:28,320 --> 01:32:32,080
Speaker 1: though I wanted to. You take off, it was two

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Speaker 1: hours I think it took us to get the Aspen.

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Speaker 1: You land on another private jet place where they drive

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Speaker 1: the car waiting for you up to the stairs and

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01:32:42,320 --> 01:32:44,680
Speaker 1: the airplane. So they unload our lug. It's still to

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Speaker 1: the car. You walk down the stairs and walk right

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Speaker 1: into your car and they drive eight We were eight

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Speaker 1: minutes from the hotel. Now Aspen. I mean I grew

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Speaker 1: up in Montana. I grew up around mountains and skitown,

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Speaker 1: so I knew it to expect. It was gorgeous, right,

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01:33:02,560 --> 01:33:09,080
Speaker 1: But it was tough there. I'll tell you that now.

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01:33:09,080 --> 01:33:11,559
Speaker 1: When I say tough, obviously everything's relative. It was fine,

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01:33:11,640 --> 01:33:15,320
Speaker 1: but one it was super smokey up there. A lot

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01:33:15,360 --> 01:33:19,400
Speaker 1: of people don't realize the Rocky mountains get terrible fires

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01:33:19,439 --> 01:33:22,559
Speaker 1: almost every single summer, and the smoke just spreads around

1308
01:33:22,600 --> 01:33:26,160
Speaker 1: in facts. Smoke from the California wildfires even blows over

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01:33:26,200 --> 01:33:28,879
Speaker 1: into Colorado and get some real bad. It was so smoky.

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Speaker 1: Some of the people who were supposed to go had

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Speaker 1: to cancel if they had one problem. It's been rough,

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Speaker 1: but we get there an Aspen. The leftists have ruined

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Speaker 1: that place too. Mask requirements outside by yourself, Chris. If

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01:33:45,360 --> 01:33:48,320
Speaker 1: you're walking outside and Aspen by yourself, you have to

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01:33:48,320 --> 01:33:50,120
Speaker 1: wear a mask. And not only do you have to

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01:33:50,120 --> 01:33:53,599
Speaker 1: do it, the cops will stop you and give you

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01:33:53,680 --> 01:33:55,920
Speaker 1: a ticket if you don't. I don't mean this is

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01:33:55,920 --> 01:33:58,439
Speaker 1: one of those well if you feel like it, maybe rules. No,

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01:33:58,600 --> 01:34:01,800
Speaker 1: they are aggressively in forcing the rules at this thing.

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01:34:03,320 --> 01:34:06,280
Speaker 1: As far as the political event goes, first night is

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01:34:07,080 --> 01:34:09,240
Speaker 1: like this little candidate meet and read so all the

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01:34:09,280 --> 01:34:11,920
Speaker 1: candidates can mingle with everybody, and then I had to

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01:34:11,920 --> 01:34:17,559
Speaker 1: em see the event. Well, I'd never em seed anything

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01:34:17,600 --> 01:34:19,479
Speaker 1: in my life. I don't know why everybody thinks I

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01:34:19,560 --> 01:34:21,240
Speaker 1: know how to m see. It's like the fifth time

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01:34:21,280 --> 01:34:23,479
Speaker 1: I've been asked to do it. It's don't like I

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01:34:23,520 --> 01:34:26,679
Speaker 1: don't like doing anything extra out of work that takes

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01:34:26,680 --> 01:34:28,719
Speaker 1: time away from you know, family and home and whatnot,

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01:34:28,760 --> 01:34:30,840
Speaker 1: so I've never done it. But again, I told you

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01:34:30,840 --> 01:34:32,479
Speaker 1: I believed in this, so I did it. I don't

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01:34:32,479 --> 01:34:34,800
Speaker 1: know whether they thought I knew how to MC but

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01:34:34,880 --> 01:34:37,040
Speaker 1: I killed up there, Chris. I had him in stitches,

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01:34:37,120 --> 01:34:40,639
Speaker 1: absolutely murdered up there. And then we have something else

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01:34:40,680 --> 01:34:42,360
Speaker 1: the next day where I had to m see the

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Speaker 1: whole thing. But the real star of the show was

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01:34:45,520 --> 01:34:49,880
Speaker 1: Saturday night. There was this home in the mountains of

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01:34:49,960 --> 01:34:54,800
Speaker 1: this super super wealthy donor. It was get this not

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01:34:54,880 --> 01:35:00,080
Speaker 1: making this up? A fifty million dollar home, Chris, I

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01:35:00,120 --> 01:35:02,400
Speaker 1: obviously have never stepped foot in a fifty million dollar

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01:35:02,479 --> 01:35:04,840
Speaker 1: home before in my life. And the guy had the

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01:35:04,920 --> 01:35:07,519
Speaker 1: home was built into the side of the mountain and

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Speaker 1: he had a pool, and the pool was essentially if

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01:35:10,720 --> 01:35:13,439
Speaker 1: you got out of the pool and rolled like like

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01:35:13,600 --> 01:35:16,400
Speaker 1: three feet over the sidewalk, you'd roll off the ledge

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01:35:16,439 --> 01:35:18,600
Speaker 1: down off the side of the cliff and it overlooked

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01:35:18,600 --> 01:35:23,960
Speaker 1: this cool valley. It was so sweet. The foods sucked, though.

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01:35:25,280 --> 01:35:30,880
Speaker 1: Now now let me clarify, let me clarify, it's not

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01:35:30,960 --> 01:35:34,719
Speaker 1: my kind of food. I don't I don't eat fancy

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01:35:34,760 --> 01:35:38,040
Speaker 1: food like that. And it's all it's all, you know,

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01:35:38,160 --> 01:35:42,680
Speaker 1: it's would you like the the tie spring rolls and

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01:35:42,720 --> 01:35:44,680
Speaker 1: they have and they're walking around they have like a

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01:35:44,680 --> 01:35:47,120
Speaker 1: fifty person wait staff there, and they're walking around with

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01:35:47,160 --> 01:35:51,799
Speaker 1: all the fancy rich person or derves. I didn't recognize anything. Absolutely,

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01:35:51,800 --> 01:35:54,240
Speaker 1: I didn't recognize anything. I said, you guys, have a

1355
01:35:54,320 --> 01:36:09,400
Speaker 1: chicken finger here or hang another great weekend of great sleep,

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01:36:09,520 --> 01:36:12,720
Speaker 1: and I am fired up on a Monday because of it.

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01:36:13,520 --> 01:36:16,120
Speaker 1: I am not saying that to be that obnoxious who

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01:36:16,240 --> 01:36:20,040
Speaker 1: it's Monday person. I'm saying that so you can start

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01:36:20,080 --> 01:36:22,880
Speaker 1: sleeping too. You know what it's like to come sit

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01:36:22,960 --> 01:36:26,680
Speaker 1: down at work on a Monday and feel energized and

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01:36:26,720 --> 01:36:30,360
Speaker 1: ready to go. I forgot what that felt like for

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01:36:30,920 --> 01:36:34,000
Speaker 1: over all that time where I wasn't sleeping. Now it's

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01:36:34,040 --> 01:36:37,439
Speaker 1: eight hours every night with an EBB Sleep. I lay

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01:36:37,479 --> 01:36:39,439
Speaker 1: down at night, I put on my EBB Sleep. It

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01:36:39,479 --> 01:36:44,120
Speaker 1: applies precise, continuous cooling to my forehead, putting me asleep

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01:36:44,240 --> 01:36:48,960
Speaker 1: faster and keeping me asleep. Go get yourself in EBB

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01:36:49,000 --> 01:36:51,920
Speaker 1: Sleep now and you can try it risk free for

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Speaker 1: sixty nights. At sixty nights. Go to tryebb dot com

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Speaker 1: slash jesse. That's try ebb dot com slash jesse. Do

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Speaker 1: not forget to use the promo code jesse at check out.

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Speaker 1: Get yourself twenty five bucks off. True, it's the Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. What a mess they have in Wisconsin right now,

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01:37:37,120 --> 01:37:38,759
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on. We'll get back to my story

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01:37:38,800 --> 01:37:42,680
Speaker 1: in just a moment. But I wouldn't recommend you go

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01:37:42,800 --> 01:37:44,599
Speaker 1: look at it. You're welcome to look at it if

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01:37:44,600 --> 01:37:45,920
Speaker 1: you want, but I'm not going to post it on

1377
01:37:45,960 --> 01:37:47,920
Speaker 1: any of my pages. You're gonna have to find it yourself.

1378
01:37:48,040 --> 01:37:49,840
Speaker 1: Some cop just got hit in the head with a

1379
01:37:49,920 --> 01:37:54,080
Speaker 1: brick and knocked out cold at these Black Lives Matter

1380
01:37:54,240 --> 01:37:56,640
Speaker 1: rallies in Wisconsin, and I'm just so sick of this

1381
01:37:56,760 --> 01:38:00,439
Speaker 1: crap man that is so sick of this praps. Say

1382
01:38:00,479 --> 01:38:03,840
Speaker 1: a prayer for that cop. I have no idea of

1383
01:38:03,920 --> 01:38:07,719
Speaker 1: his status. I do know you can easily die like that.

1384
01:38:08,160 --> 01:38:10,840
Speaker 1: He may be perfectly fine. Just say a prayer for him.

1385
01:38:11,600 --> 01:38:15,640
Speaker 1: I would not recommend the video. It's you can see it.

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01:38:15,720 --> 01:38:19,160
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that it's tough to watch anyway. Back

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01:38:19,160 --> 01:38:21,040
Speaker 1: to my back to my story, Chris, and not that

1388
01:38:23,840 --> 01:38:26,639
Speaker 1: we do this fancy event. And I did have a moment.

1389
01:38:26,760 --> 01:38:28,599
Speaker 1: I was hanging with mine and my buddies up there.

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01:38:29,080 --> 01:38:31,479
Speaker 1: I did have this moment. We're sitting there because we

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01:38:31,720 --> 01:38:34,640
Speaker 1: ate out by the pool. We did outdoor dining at

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01:38:34,640 --> 01:38:36,640
Speaker 1: these fancy tables out by the pool, and so we're

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01:38:36,720 --> 01:38:42,160
Speaker 1: essentially overlooking this whole valley. And again I'm white trash.

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01:38:42,400 --> 01:38:47,400
Speaker 1: I grew up on the Ohio River. As I've told you.

1395
01:38:47,479 --> 01:38:50,920
Speaker 1: I got a frozen pizza for Christmas one year. That

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01:38:51,040 --> 01:38:54,280
Speaker 1: was my only Christmas present. And my buddy kind of

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01:38:54,280 --> 01:38:56,000
Speaker 1: grew up the same way. And we looked. We'd had

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01:38:56,000 --> 01:38:58,200
Speaker 1: a moment. We looked, we said, are we not the

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01:38:58,280 --> 01:39:03,439
Speaker 1: two luckiest dudes in the world right now? But we did.

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01:39:03,479 --> 01:39:06,920
Speaker 1: They did a big, fancy event and fancy speeches, and

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01:39:06,960 --> 01:39:09,720
Speaker 1: then yesterday we got up, went back, got on the

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01:39:09,720 --> 01:39:14,519
Speaker 1: private plane again, came home. I'm not complaining about the

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01:39:14,560 --> 01:39:19,080
Speaker 1: trip at all. You know, it's funny, though I still

1404
01:39:19,080 --> 01:39:23,160
Speaker 1: would have much rather just stay at home. Is that weird? Chris?

1405
01:39:23,160 --> 01:39:25,280
Speaker 1: Am I a jerk? It's if I am? Is there

1406
01:39:25,360 --> 01:39:28,360
Speaker 1: something wrong with me? Because it's not. Again, I don't

1407
01:39:28,360 --> 01:39:29,880
Speaker 1: want to act like I was complaining the whole time

1408
01:39:29,920 --> 01:39:32,000
Speaker 1: or anything like that, but all that, I just wanted

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01:39:32,040 --> 01:39:40,880
Speaker 1: to get back home and chew man. All right, I agree, Chris, Chris,

1410
01:39:40,960 --> 01:39:43,559
Speaker 1: Chris agrees with me. But see, this is the problem.

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01:39:43,600 --> 01:39:46,599
Speaker 1: Chris and I are so similar. Sometimes this really drives

1412
01:39:46,640 --> 01:39:49,519
Speaker 1: the show into the guardrails because I have nobody to

1413
01:39:49,560 --> 01:39:52,559
Speaker 1: pull me back. I know people think that's weird. My

1414
01:39:52,600 --> 01:39:55,920
Speaker 1: wife thinks it's weird. But I really just honestly, I don't.

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01:39:56,439 --> 01:39:59,120
Speaker 1: I don't need fancy jets and fancy hotels. I need.

1416
01:39:59,240 --> 01:40:01,559
Speaker 1: I need my cow, hanging out with my buddies, maybe

1417
01:40:01,600 --> 01:40:05,760
Speaker 1: a butt heavy in my hand, Netflix documentary, something, a

1418
01:40:05,840 --> 01:40:09,599
Speaker 1: good book, something like that. Is that and I feel

1419
01:40:09,640 --> 01:40:11,800
Speaker 1: like I'm weird. And this is why I feel like

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01:40:11,840 --> 01:40:15,280
Speaker 1: I'm weird. Chris all By buddies. You know, we're friends

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01:40:15,320 --> 01:40:16,880
Speaker 1: with a bunch of people in our neighborhood. It's just

1422
01:40:16,960 --> 01:40:18,800
Speaker 1: one of those close knit neighborhoods. You go hang at

1423
01:40:18,800 --> 01:40:21,160
Speaker 1: this guy's house, so that guy's house. Let's throw horseshoes

1424
01:40:21,160 --> 01:40:23,479
Speaker 1: where it's we do a Halloween party every year. Let's

1425
01:40:23,520 --> 01:40:27,400
Speaker 1: do we do all these things? Right? They start texting

1426
01:40:27,400 --> 01:40:33,519
Speaker 1: me while I'm there, asking me if it is this

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01:40:33,600 --> 01:40:35,759
Speaker 1: the coolest thing in the world. Oh, I can't believe

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01:40:35,760 --> 01:40:37,920
Speaker 1: you got to be on a private plane. Oh I

1429
01:40:37,920 --> 01:40:40,000
Speaker 1: can't believe you're hanging out with this US senator. I

1430
01:40:40,040 --> 01:40:43,920
Speaker 1: can't believe that you can tell they think it's really cool,

1431
01:40:44,000 --> 01:40:46,360
Speaker 1: and I'm not saying it's not. I'm not saying it's not,

1432
01:40:48,600 --> 01:40:51,559
Speaker 1: but I would have rather been doing what they were doing,

1433
01:40:52,600 --> 01:40:54,759
Speaker 1: and they would have rather been doing what I was doing.

1434
01:40:54,960 --> 01:40:57,280
Speaker 1: I think there's something wrong with me? Is what that is?

1435
01:40:57,320 --> 01:40:59,920
Speaker 1: That there has to be something wrong with me. Jess

1436
01:41:00,000 --> 01:41:03,360
Speaker 1: see at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Jesse at Jesse

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01:41:03,479 --> 01:41:14,040
Speaker 1: Kelly Show dot com. Now Headline bank apologizes after new

1438
01:41:14,160 --> 01:41:18,360
Speaker 1: hire slapped for refusing to drink alcohol with the boss.

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01:41:18,400 --> 01:41:22,800
Speaker 1: This is Global Times dot CN residents drink beer at

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01:41:23,280 --> 01:41:26,439
Speaker 1: at a night market in the EU. A new hire

1441
01:41:26,479 --> 01:41:29,519
Speaker 1: at a bank in Beijing was struck in the ear

1442
01:41:29,880 --> 01:41:32,920
Speaker 1: after refusing to drink alcohol with his boss at an

1443
01:41:32,960 --> 01:41:35,920
Speaker 1: evening dinner at a restaurant, in an incident that went

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01:41:36,080 --> 01:41:39,879
Speaker 1: viral on Chinese social media and prompted many to reflect

1445
01:41:39,920 --> 01:41:45,240
Speaker 1: on Chinese drinking culture, which often involves forcing others to drink.

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01:41:46,120 --> 01:41:49,880
Speaker 1: The Beijing branch of the Jiman I don't know how

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01:41:49,920 --> 01:41:52,840
Speaker 1: to say it, Chris X, I A M A. I

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01:41:52,840 --> 01:41:58,240
Speaker 1: don't speak Mandarin. Jim Jim, the Jiman International Bank Monday

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01:41:58,280 --> 01:42:01,920
Speaker 1: morning made a statement to apologize for the controversy, adding

1450
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Speaker 1: that the person in question has been suspended from his post.

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01:42:06,520 --> 01:42:09,599
Speaker 1: Yang claimed his boss slapped his face right in front

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01:42:09,600 --> 01:42:11,680
Speaker 1: of the other colleagues after we refused to drink a

1453
01:42:11,760 --> 01:42:14,840
Speaker 1: toast with another high level boss. He apologized for not

1454
01:42:14,960 --> 01:42:17,839
Speaker 1: drinking and left the restaurant early for his own safety.

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01:42:18,080 --> 01:42:21,160
Speaker 1: As he reached the elevator, some colleagues still continued to

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01:42:21,200 --> 01:42:24,719
Speaker 1: harangue him. According to Yang, Yang said he cannot drink

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01:42:24,760 --> 01:42:27,680
Speaker 1: alcohol for personal reasons. He has not drunk in the

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01:42:27,720 --> 01:42:30,599
Speaker 1: past ten years and told his boss about it before

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01:42:30,640 --> 01:42:34,760
Speaker 1: the dinner. However, his boss insisted and demanded that he

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01:42:34,920 --> 01:42:40,839
Speaker 1: changed his beverage to an alcoholic one. In China's drinking culture,

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01:42:40,840 --> 01:42:42,560
Speaker 1: it's normal to see I'm still just reading from the

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01:42:42,680 --> 01:42:45,200
Speaker 1: article and China's drinking culture, it's normal to see a

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01:42:45,200 --> 01:42:48,639
Speaker 1: person being persuaded and challenged to drink more. But this

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01:42:48,720 --> 01:42:55,880
Speaker 1: practice has been slammed by many. Here's a tough part

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Speaker 1: about this story, Chris, as I can see both sides now. Obviously,

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01:43:00,400 --> 01:43:03,080
Speaker 1: I don't think there's ever a situation where you should

1467
01:43:03,120 --> 01:43:05,720
Speaker 1: physically hit one of your employees. So when I say

1468
01:43:05,800 --> 01:43:10,040
Speaker 1: see both sides, I'm not defending slapping the poor dude.

1469
01:43:10,080 --> 01:43:19,040
Speaker 1: In the ear. However, you gotta have a drink when

1470
01:43:19,040 --> 01:43:20,840
Speaker 1: the boss, when the boss wants you to have a

1471
01:43:20,920 --> 01:43:23,080
Speaker 1: drink with him. Now, it does sound like and I

1472
01:43:23,120 --> 01:43:27,559
Speaker 1: totally respect this as somebody who has had way too

1473
01:43:27,640 --> 01:43:30,200
Speaker 1: much to drink in the past and has had to

1474
01:43:30,280 --> 01:43:32,800
Speaker 1: dial that way down, because that could be that. And

1475
01:43:32,880 --> 01:43:35,640
Speaker 1: like I said, I haven't. I haven't an addictive personality,

1476
01:43:35,840 --> 01:43:37,840
Speaker 1: and that can be a problem for me. It can be.

1477
01:43:38,720 --> 01:43:41,800
Speaker 1: So I've just I don't do it much anymore, do it.

1478
01:43:41,880 --> 01:43:45,200
Speaker 1: Some don't do it much socially now and then so

1479
01:43:45,280 --> 01:43:47,439
Speaker 1: I understand the dude sounds like he was probably he

1480
01:43:47,520 --> 01:43:50,320
Speaker 1: was probably an alcoholic and had been sober for ten years.

1481
01:43:50,320 --> 01:43:54,720
Speaker 1: So I respect that obviously, and I definitely respect you know,

1482
01:43:54,960 --> 01:43:59,400
Speaker 1: the ten years sober is impressive, But there are some

1483
01:43:59,479 --> 01:44:02,360
Speaker 1: things you have to do in the business world to

1484
01:44:02,520 --> 01:44:08,720
Speaker 1: function in the business world, and it gets complicated. And

1485
01:44:08,760 --> 01:44:13,439
Speaker 1: this is what I mean. I have an anticipation that

1486
01:44:13,479 --> 01:44:16,080
Speaker 1: they'll be in the business world at some level, whatever

1487
01:44:16,120 --> 01:44:19,519
Speaker 1: business it is. In anticipation of my son's being in

1488
01:44:19,560 --> 01:44:24,160
Speaker 1: the business world someday, I have taught them how to golf.

1489
01:44:26,240 --> 01:44:30,639
Speaker 1: Sounds ridiculous. There are more deals done on the golf

1490
01:44:30,680 --> 01:44:36,000
Speaker 1: course somewhere than in boardrooms. And when you look, you

1491
01:44:36,040 --> 01:44:39,800
Speaker 1: don't have to be a pro. But when potential boss,

1492
01:44:40,560 --> 01:44:44,479
Speaker 1: maybe potential business partner, says, hey, you want to hit

1493
01:44:44,479 --> 01:44:48,960
Speaker 1: the links this Saturday, you can't be the guy that

1494
01:44:49,040 --> 01:44:52,040
Speaker 1: says I don't know how to golf. It can lose

1495
01:44:52,080 --> 01:44:56,080
Speaker 1: you tons of money, can cost you business opportunities. Boss

1496
01:44:56,200 --> 01:44:59,840
Speaker 1: comes in, you just close the big deal. Hey, j

1497
01:45:00,040 --> 01:45:02,320
Speaker 1: I see, let's take the rest of Thursday off and

1498
01:45:02,400 --> 01:45:05,760
Speaker 1: go golf. Oh Boss, I'd love to, but I don't

1499
01:45:05,800 --> 01:45:10,400
Speaker 1: know how you can't do that. It's a basic for

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01:45:10,800 --> 01:45:14,920
Speaker 1: existing in the business world. And part of that is

1501
01:45:15,040 --> 01:45:18,519
Speaker 1: unless you struggle with alcoholism, I please don't don't be

1502
01:45:18,560 --> 01:45:21,479
Speaker 1: falling off the wagon on my advice here. That stuff's

1503
01:45:21,479 --> 01:45:24,479
Speaker 1: important to me. That just don't stay strong with that.

1504
01:45:25,080 --> 01:45:30,080
Speaker 1: But unless you're struggling with alcoholism, you have to learn

1505
01:45:30,760 --> 01:45:34,400
Speaker 1: how to function socially. With a drink in your hand,

1506
01:45:34,479 --> 01:45:36,200
Speaker 1: you don't have to jug it, you don't have to

1507
01:45:36,240 --> 01:45:38,400
Speaker 1: have more than one. You don't even have to drink

1508
01:45:38,439 --> 01:45:41,400
Speaker 1: the whole one. You have have it in your hand,

1509
01:45:41,960 --> 01:45:44,320
Speaker 1: take a little sip now, and then you have to

1510
01:45:44,360 --> 01:45:46,840
Speaker 1: do that. I am and you can disagree with this,

1511
01:45:47,479 --> 01:45:50,400
Speaker 1: not saying I'm right. I'm going to teach my sons

1512
01:45:50,680 --> 01:45:53,880
Speaker 1: how to have a beer or two. I'm not going

1513
01:45:53,920 --> 01:45:56,439
Speaker 1: to teach them to have twenty. Teach them how to

1514
01:45:56,479 --> 01:45:59,920
Speaker 1: have a beer or two. Don't drive, keep your way.

1515
01:46:00,040 --> 01:46:03,960
Speaker 1: It's about you. Here's how you function. Not because I

1516
01:46:04,000 --> 01:46:07,479
Speaker 1: want them to be drinkers. I don't. There's going to

1517
01:46:07,600 --> 01:46:10,800
Speaker 1: come a time when the boss wants to go have

1518
01:46:10,920 --> 01:46:13,640
Speaker 1: a beer after work and your button needs to go

1519
01:46:13,680 --> 01:46:17,639
Speaker 1: down and have a beer with the boss. We're totally

1520
01:46:17,640 --> 01:46:41,800
Speaker 1: get in trouble for that one. Pay well. I have

1521
01:46:41,840 --> 01:46:44,800
Speaker 1: a brand new hatchet. Now, I have a brand new tarp.

1522
01:46:45,439 --> 01:46:48,519
Speaker 1: I have a brand new flashlight, and I have a

1523
01:46:48,640 --> 01:46:53,320
Speaker 1: biodegradable grill. And I have all that because I have BattleBox.

1524
01:46:53,680 --> 01:46:56,600
Speaker 1: This is the coolest subscription you will ever get in

1525
01:46:56,680 --> 01:46:58,800
Speaker 1: your entire life. And you can get it starting at

1526
01:46:58,800 --> 01:47:01,639
Speaker 1: just thirty dollars a month. They send you a box,

1527
01:47:01,720 --> 01:47:08,559
Speaker 1: a BattleBox every month of random adventure, outdoor survivalist gear,

1528
01:47:08,760 --> 01:47:11,760
Speaker 1: and it is all awesome. I do want to dwell

1529
01:47:11,840 --> 01:47:14,360
Speaker 1: for just a moment if you allow me on the grill.

1530
01:47:14,920 --> 01:47:18,000
Speaker 1: I didn't even know something like this existed. It's a

1531
01:47:18,080 --> 01:47:21,280
Speaker 1: single use grill that you can take out into the wild,

1532
01:47:21,560 --> 01:47:24,879
Speaker 1: cook whatever you're going to cook on it, and everything

1533
01:47:24,920 --> 01:47:28,120
Speaker 1: in the grill is one hundred percent biodegradable. You cook

1534
01:47:28,120 --> 01:47:30,840
Speaker 1: on it one time, eat your food, bury your grill

1535
01:47:30,880 --> 01:47:33,320
Speaker 1: in the ground, and it just goes back to the earth.

1536
01:47:33,760 --> 01:47:37,679
Speaker 1: Go to BattleBox dot com with no E. BattleBox dot

1537
01:47:37,680 --> 01:47:40,599
Speaker 1: Com with no E. Used to code. Jesse, save yourself

1538
01:47:40,640 --> 01:47:58,519
Speaker 1: some money. Joining me now, two time not one, two

1539
01:47:58,640 --> 01:48:02,799
Speaker 1: time World Series champ and host of a great podcast

1540
01:48:03,000 --> 01:48:07,280
Speaker 1: highly recommended called Off the Cuff. Aubrey Huff joins us.

1541
01:48:07,320 --> 01:48:11,000
Speaker 1: Aubrey Apparently we're going to burn down Wisconsin now, but

1542
01:48:11,120 --> 01:48:14,000
Speaker 1: at least at least coronavirus will go away for a

1543
01:48:14,040 --> 01:48:18,960
Speaker 1: couple of days so we can riot again. That story

1544
01:48:19,520 --> 01:48:23,040
Speaker 1: last night on Instagram, right before I went to bed,

1545
01:48:23,080 --> 01:48:25,880
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh my goodness, not here we go again.

1546
01:48:26,080 --> 01:48:29,519
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, it's just when you think, you know,

1547
01:48:29,600 --> 01:48:33,000
Speaker 1: you might be getting some sense of normalcy around and

1548
01:48:33,120 --> 01:48:35,880
Speaker 1: just go and we're not. Let's be honest, Yesse, We're

1549
01:48:35,920 --> 01:48:38,679
Speaker 1: not going to get any sense of normalcy until Donald

1550
01:48:38,680 --> 01:48:41,320
Speaker 1: Trump wins November third, and even then. So, my friend,

1551
01:48:41,439 --> 01:48:43,880
Speaker 1: I feel like there's going to be even more riot's

1552
01:48:43,960 --> 01:48:46,479
Speaker 1: looting because the Democrats are setting up this whole mail

1553
01:48:46,520 --> 01:48:48,679
Speaker 1: in fraud and they're gonna have an excuse why they lost.

1554
01:48:49,040 --> 01:48:51,680
Speaker 1: Do you think how much of this I obviously know

1555
01:48:51,880 --> 01:48:54,719
Speaker 1: some of the rioting, looting, burning, murdering, all this stuff.

1556
01:48:54,760 --> 01:48:57,479
Speaker 1: I obviously know some of this is organic, and people

1557
01:48:57,479 --> 01:48:59,800
Speaker 1: who really believe it doesn't matter that I think they're wrong.

1558
01:48:59,840 --> 01:49:02,200
Speaker 1: I know some of it's organic. How much of this

1559
01:49:02,280 --> 01:49:05,320
Speaker 1: do you think really is organized? I know some of it?

1560
01:49:05,439 --> 01:49:12,280
Speaker 1: How much? Oh boy? I truly believe the Portland riots?

1561
01:49:12,280 --> 01:49:14,000
Speaker 1: I mean, what are they going? Ninety days strong? Out?

1562
01:49:14,120 --> 01:49:16,400
Speaker 1: Come on? Man, you gotta have a life at this point.

1563
01:49:17,000 --> 01:49:22,320
Speaker 1: These people are either a really really really that angry,

1564
01:49:22,680 --> 01:49:24,640
Speaker 1: which I highly doubt. You can only be angry for

1565
01:49:24,760 --> 01:49:28,160
Speaker 1: so long, or you're being paid off because you know,

1566
01:49:28,200 --> 01:49:29,920
Speaker 1: most of these people that are the same people every

1567
01:49:30,000 --> 01:49:32,760
Speaker 1: night in Portland, Oregons. They don't have jobs, where are

1568
01:49:32,760 --> 01:49:34,960
Speaker 1: they living, how are they living? They're getting paid and

1569
01:49:35,400 --> 01:49:37,960
Speaker 1: you know, like you said, there's probably certain there's definitely

1570
01:49:37,960 --> 01:49:40,360
Speaker 1: people out there that believe in this cause and going

1571
01:49:40,360 --> 01:49:43,000
Speaker 1: out and they really truly believe that burning down buildings

1572
01:49:43,040 --> 01:49:46,559
Speaker 1: is the way to justice and that's just mentally challenge people.

1573
01:49:46,680 --> 01:49:49,639
Speaker 1: But I think the vast majority, I would have to say,

1574
01:49:49,960 --> 01:49:52,000
Speaker 1: eighty percent of the people out there that are doing

1575
01:49:52,000 --> 01:49:55,240
Speaker 1: these painous crimes, these burning down buildings and looting, are

1576
01:49:55,280 --> 01:49:58,960
Speaker 1: paid off by somebody. I'm not gonna say who, but

1577
01:49:59,000 --> 01:50:01,880
Speaker 1: there's somebody out there giving them a little pay day.

1578
01:50:02,360 --> 01:50:06,040
Speaker 1: Your kids gonna be athletes too, I'm sorry, Are your

1579
01:50:06,120 --> 01:50:10,000
Speaker 1: kids gonna be athletes too? My kids, you know, I

1580
01:50:11,600 --> 01:50:15,759
Speaker 1: don't know. They're very athletic, but they just don't seem

1581
01:50:15,760 --> 01:50:18,439
Speaker 1: to have that burning desire to go outside and want

1582
01:50:18,439 --> 01:50:21,400
Speaker 1: to play sports. They'd like to play and create. I

1583
01:50:21,479 --> 01:50:23,240
Speaker 1: push them as much as I can and go out there,

1584
01:50:23,280 --> 01:50:24,680
Speaker 1: but at the end of the day, you know, you

1585
01:50:24,720 --> 01:50:26,599
Speaker 1: gotta want it. When I was their age, I wanted

1586
01:50:26,600 --> 01:50:28,640
Speaker 1: to go out and hit every day without anybody telling me.

1587
01:50:28,960 --> 01:50:30,479
Speaker 1: I feel like, if you're a parent you're having to

1588
01:50:30,520 --> 01:50:32,280
Speaker 1: beg your kids to go out and hit baseballs or

1589
01:50:32,280 --> 01:50:34,920
Speaker 1: so footballs, then you're kind of you're fighting to lose

1590
01:50:34,960 --> 01:50:37,040
Speaker 1: in battle. So I want my kids to love what

1591
01:50:37,080 --> 01:50:39,639
Speaker 1: they do, and I don't think either one of them

1592
01:50:39,640 --> 01:50:42,040
Speaker 1: really knows exactly what that is yet. They're eleven and nine,

1593
01:50:42,600 --> 01:50:44,439
Speaker 1: but I'm just letting them be kids right now, especially

1594
01:50:44,560 --> 01:50:46,360
Speaker 1: this time right now. I think it's very important as

1595
01:50:46,360 --> 01:50:49,200
Speaker 1: parents to make sure that we're not pushing our kids

1596
01:50:49,400 --> 01:50:51,600
Speaker 1: too hard because there's so much going on in this

1597
01:50:51,600 --> 01:50:54,040
Speaker 1: world right now, with you know, the fear porn, with

1598
01:50:54,120 --> 01:50:56,400
Speaker 1: the media, with the mask and front of rus not

1599
01:50:56,400 --> 01:50:57,960
Speaker 1: being able to go to school. It's a really tough

1600
01:50:58,000 --> 01:51:00,280
Speaker 1: time for kids. So I'm just concentrating right now, letting

1601
01:51:00,320 --> 01:51:03,240
Speaker 1: them have fun and be kids. Let me ask you

1602
01:51:03,280 --> 01:51:05,519
Speaker 1: a piece of advice. You're the perfect one to ask

1603
01:51:05,640 --> 01:51:09,559
Speaker 1: this to my oldest son. He's eleven, also, no interest

1604
01:51:09,600 --> 01:51:13,600
Speaker 1: in sports and athletic freak. He's big and tall and

1605
01:51:13,800 --> 01:51:15,880
Speaker 1: fast and strong. He's just one of those guys, but

1606
01:51:15,960 --> 01:51:20,840
Speaker 1: no interest whatsoever. I want to make him play one

1607
01:51:20,920 --> 01:51:24,720
Speaker 1: year of football. It's it's this small little school. He's

1608
01:51:24,720 --> 01:51:26,400
Speaker 1: not going to be going against some kid who's going

1609
01:51:26,400 --> 01:51:29,280
Speaker 1: to USC next year. But I want to make him

1610
01:51:29,320 --> 01:51:31,920
Speaker 1: play one day one year. He does not want to play,

1611
01:51:31,960 --> 01:51:36,120
Speaker 1: should I? Oh boy, that's tough. That's tough, you know

1612
01:51:38,920 --> 01:51:41,240
Speaker 1: I'd say for me, if I was to tell my

1613
01:51:41,320 --> 01:51:43,880
Speaker 1: kid make him play football, I don't think, you know,

1614
01:51:43,880 --> 01:51:45,960
Speaker 1: I'd be fighting losing battle. I probably wouldn't do it.

1615
01:51:46,640 --> 01:51:48,800
Speaker 1: I would if if, if anything, I'd make him maybe

1616
01:51:48,840 --> 01:51:51,800
Speaker 1: a compromise. How about some flag football, right, maybe not

1617
01:51:51,880 --> 01:51:55,000
Speaker 1: full pads, prost flag football. See what happens. I mean,

1618
01:51:55,600 --> 01:51:57,880
Speaker 1: you know, it's let's be honest. I think a lot

1619
01:51:57,920 --> 01:52:00,439
Speaker 1: of people that haven't played professional sports, they think that

1620
01:52:00,439 --> 01:52:02,080
Speaker 1: their kids going to be the next you know, Bo

1621
01:52:02,240 --> 01:52:05,759
Speaker 1: Jackson out there played different sports Bro's It's the odds

1622
01:52:05,760 --> 01:52:09,479
Speaker 1: are astronomically against them. So you know, to me, it's

1623
01:52:09,520 --> 01:52:12,080
Speaker 1: not all that important my kids. I want them to

1624
01:52:12,080 --> 01:52:14,840
Speaker 1: play organized sports, and they do because you know, they

1625
01:52:14,920 --> 01:52:16,280
Speaker 1: say they want to, and they go out there, and

1626
01:52:16,280 --> 01:52:18,280
Speaker 1: when they're actually out there, you can tell they enjoy it.

1627
01:52:18,600 --> 01:52:20,519
Speaker 1: It's just the pain of getting them out there to

1628
01:52:20,560 --> 01:52:24,000
Speaker 1: do it because I think kids nowadays they're so I

1629
01:52:24,040 --> 01:52:26,000
Speaker 1: don't care how athletic they are and how in tune

1630
01:52:26,000 --> 01:52:28,320
Speaker 1: there are sports so many kids, there are so many

1631
01:52:28,439 --> 01:52:31,840
Speaker 1: other distractions we didn't have as kids from iPads, you know,

1632
01:52:32,160 --> 01:52:34,640
Speaker 1: all these video games and you know, even they're on

1633
01:52:34,800 --> 01:52:37,280
Speaker 1: distant learning his iPads. Now there's so much screen time

1634
01:52:37,280 --> 01:52:39,920
Speaker 1: and distractions and if we can eliminate that, that's going

1635
01:52:39,960 --> 01:52:41,479
Speaker 1: to give us a better chance. But at the end

1636
01:52:41,479 --> 01:52:44,560
Speaker 1: of the day. You know, you know, Jesse, our kids

1637
01:52:44,560 --> 01:52:46,640
Speaker 1: by and large aren't going to be professional athletes. So

1638
01:52:47,360 --> 01:52:49,479
Speaker 1: to me, if he wants to do it, yeah, if

1639
01:52:49,520 --> 01:52:51,559
Speaker 1: he does not, say, you know, WI FI a losing battle.

1640
01:52:52,800 --> 01:52:56,719
Speaker 1: I think we are wrecking the mental health of these

1641
01:52:56,840 --> 01:53:02,120
Speaker 1: kids with this insane distance learning, face masks stuff. I

1642
01:53:02,160 --> 01:53:07,200
Speaker 1: saw some kindergarteners the other day surrounded by plexiglass each desk.

1643
01:53:07,520 --> 01:53:10,720
Speaker 1: I think we are turning our next generation into a

1644
01:53:10,760 --> 01:53:13,960
Speaker 1: bunch of soft scarity cats. And I think it's going

1645
01:53:14,000 --> 01:53:17,439
Speaker 1: to ruin this country. I do absolutely agree, and that's

1646
01:53:17,479 --> 01:53:19,240
Speaker 1: my biggest concern. You know, I made a video the

1647
01:53:19,240 --> 01:53:21,599
Speaker 1: other day about that this and you know, my boys

1648
01:53:21,600 --> 01:53:23,760
Speaker 1: are eleven or nine. I'm starting to see that in them.

1649
01:53:24,040 --> 01:53:26,240
Speaker 1: You know, my youngest like, I really missed school, that

1650
01:53:26,280 --> 01:53:28,200
Speaker 1: I missed my friends and I have and that's what

1651
01:53:28,320 --> 01:53:29,720
Speaker 1: really hit me. I could see it in the face.

1652
01:53:30,400 --> 01:53:34,439
Speaker 1: And he's the first one that's always never want to

1653
01:53:34,479 --> 01:53:36,320
Speaker 1: go to school, and you know, now he wants to

1654
01:53:36,320 --> 01:53:38,320
Speaker 1: go back. And we've got to be really sensitive to

1655
01:53:38,320 --> 01:53:41,840
Speaker 1: our kids right now. What really makes me upset is

1656
01:53:41,880 --> 01:53:44,120
Speaker 1: our children's future with this and the people that are

1657
01:53:44,160 --> 01:53:47,120
Speaker 1: wearing masks, making their kids wear masks, projecting your fear

1658
01:53:47,160 --> 01:53:52,480
Speaker 1: onto them. And I'm anti master, as you know, especially outside.

1659
01:53:53,280 --> 01:53:56,120
Speaker 1: But all these people that are shaming you into wearing

1660
01:53:56,160 --> 01:53:58,439
Speaker 1: masks save lives. Don't you care about my grandma? And

1661
01:53:58,439 --> 01:54:01,720
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, I don't. I don't. All right, I

1662
01:54:01,760 --> 01:54:03,720
Speaker 1: do care about old people. I care about your but

1663
01:54:03,800 --> 01:54:06,080
Speaker 1: I don't in that sense that I care more about

1664
01:54:06,160 --> 01:54:08,439
Speaker 1: children's future and mental health. The older people that are

1665
01:54:08,520 --> 01:54:10,960
Speaker 1: dying from this, they've had their time. Stay inside. You

1666
01:54:10,960 --> 01:54:14,280
Speaker 1: want to solve this. Elderly people, stay inside, and let's

1667
01:54:14,280 --> 01:54:16,559
Speaker 1: get the commy back to work. Let's let our kids

1668
01:54:16,720 --> 01:54:18,960
Speaker 1: have a future, and let's not turn them into like

1669
01:54:19,000 --> 01:54:21,840
Speaker 1: these fear mongering idiots. They're gonna be wearing white jacket,

1670
01:54:21,960 --> 01:54:24,280
Speaker 1: white coats when they get older. We keep this so

1671
01:54:24,360 --> 01:54:26,120
Speaker 1: we gotta get out of this soon. Let them get

1672
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Speaker 1: back to school, let them play sports, let them be kids.

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Speaker 1: You know, they say this ends as soon as the

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Speaker 1: election's over, Aubrey, I gotta be honest, man, I do

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Speaker 1: not think it does. I think there are so many

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Speaker 1: people who have bought into this fear. I think there

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Speaker 1: are so many local government people, state local government people

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Speaker 1: who are getting off on the power of it. I

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Speaker 1: do not think this ends on election Day. No, there's

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Speaker 1: so many there's so many idiots out there that have

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Speaker 1: bought into this that are complete chief. They believe everything

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Speaker 1: they hear on television, and they need to be told

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Speaker 1: what to do, and they are driven by fear. They

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Speaker 1: don't to me, I would rather digest even to live

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Speaker 1: the rest of my life in a mask. And there's

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Speaker 1: people out there that don't believe that. And this is

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Speaker 1: not going away. I agree with you. I think to

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Speaker 1: a certain extent that will go away for many people.

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Speaker 1: But they're still going to be those sheep out there

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Speaker 1: that are wearing full on hassmat suits with a full

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Speaker 1: doubt about it. You mean, using hand sanitizer nine thousand

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Speaker 1: times a day isn't good for you. You know, I

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Speaker 1: Tommy John. And he's a son of the famous picture

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Speaker 1: Tommy John did this I had the first time. He's

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Speaker 1: on surgery and he said that you know, he's big

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Speaker 1: into wellness and health, our immune systems and pandemic. Right,

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Speaker 1: let us go out there. If this virus is as

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Speaker 1: bad as everybody says it is, it's at some point

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Speaker 1: we're all gonna have to face this, right, and this

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Speaker 1: magic vaccine that everybody says this coming is not going

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Speaker 1: to solve anything. Guess what, we have a flues vaccine,

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Speaker 1: don't we The food didn't go away, right, So at

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Speaker 1: some point we're all gonna have to face the thing.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something, Jesse, It'll be a cold

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Speaker 1: day in hell if I ever get a vaccine or

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Speaker 1: my kids get a vaccine. I have never taken a

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Speaker 1: flu vaccine in my life. I have never gotten a

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Speaker 1: flu in neither of my kids. Aubrey Huff highly recommend

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Speaker 1: You gotta Jes anytime. Brother. He's so right about the

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Speaker 1: kids thing. It's I've seen, you know my kids. My

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Speaker 1: oldest had to sit because they it was just the

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Speaker 1: way it fell, had to sit by himself at lunch

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Speaker 1: for about the first week of school because they had

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Speaker 1: to have him separated out. Dude, you can't have your

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Speaker 1: kids sitting by yourself at freaking lunch time. Kids gotta

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Speaker 1: They can play at recess with their class, but they

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Speaker 1: can't play with the other classes. What is that idiocy?

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Speaker 1: In Aspen when I was up there, you have to

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Speaker 1: expected to rotate at a different home each week. What

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Speaker 1: are we doing in this country? How long are we

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Speaker 1: going to allow a virus with ninety nine percent plus survivability?

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Speaker 1: How long are we going to allow it to completely

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Speaker 1: remake the United States of America? We are remaking everything.

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Speaker 1: Think I mean, you've gotten used to it now, so

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Speaker 1: have I. But think for a moment about all the

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Speaker 1: social distancing signs you see everywhere. Face mask requirements everywhere,

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Speaker 1: bottles of hand sanitizer everywhere you go. My freaking waitress

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Speaker 1: all day, as if that does anything at all, Cloth

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Speaker 1: masks all over everybody, online, colleges, online, grade schools. This

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Speaker 1: is the dumbest thing I have ever seen. And I guess,

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Speaker 1: I guess my frustration a lot of it is one.

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Speaker 1: I saw it all coming. Remember that's how I gave

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Speaker 1: myself the nickname the oracle I get. I told you

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Speaker 1: all it was coming from day one of the lockdown,

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Speaker 1: not day ten, not day day one. I got behind

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Speaker 1: this microphone you can go back and listen, and told

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Speaker 1: you all everything that was coming. I said, it was

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Speaker 1: a horrible mistake. And my frustration is I feel powerless

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Speaker 1: to stop it, to change it. It's just become accepted

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Speaker 1: by so many, and it was accepted by so many

1777
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Speaker 1: right off the bat. Remember it was right away. People

1778
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Speaker 1: were scared. Lockdown, slow, slowless bread millions are gonna die.

1779
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Speaker 1: And once that gets in your mind, you can't get

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Speaker 1: it out. Top universities take millions from China Front group.

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Speaker 1: Dozens of schools host Confucious Institute despite new federal warning.

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Speaker 1: Colombia and Stanford are hosting the Chinese government funded Confucious Institute.

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Speaker 1: They are unfazed by the Trub administrations. This is from Freebeacon.

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Speaker 1: They are unfazed by the Trub administration's decision last week

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Speaker 1: to designate the DC based headquarters of the program as

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Speaker 1: a foreign mission. A labor of the US government applies

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Speaker 1: to entities it finds to be directly controlled by a

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Speaker 1: foreign power. That means we have our elite universities knowingly

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Speaker 1: bringing on college or kami indoctor Nation onto their campuses,

1790
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Speaker 1: not some jerkwater school. Our best universities. At a time

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Speaker 1: when China's coronavirus has bankrupted the nation, our best universities

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Speaker 1: are welcoming the Chinese with open arms. People can say

1793
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Speaker 1: all day law on the American media is the enemy

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Speaker 1: of the people, and for the most part they're pretty right.

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Speaker 1: The American university system is the enemy of the people.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how we've let it go on for

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Speaker 1: this law, but that's borderline treason. We are in a

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Speaker 1: cold war with China. Coronavirus or no coronavirus. We are

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Speaker 1: directly competing with them. They are our enemy on the

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Speaker 1: world stage, which is odd and it's awkward because we

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Speaker 1: still trade with them, but we are competing with China.

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Speaker 1: Our universities have chosen aside and it wasn't ours. Tennessee

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Speaker 1: mom says parents asked to sign ridiculous waiver saying they

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Speaker 1: will not evesdrop on their kids online lessons. A Tennessee

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Speaker 1: school district is under fire for asking parents to sign

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Speaker 1: a form agreeing not to eavesdrop on kids virtual classes

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Speaker 1: over concerns they could overhear confidential information. What confidential information

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Speaker 1: is the teacher telling my child that I'm not allowed

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Speaker 1: to hear. But remember remember this, and you don't think

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Speaker 1: like this, So it can be hard to put yourself

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Speaker 1: in the mindset of people who do. You don't think

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Speaker 1: about going after their kids. It would never occur to

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Speaker 1: you to to go up to your lefty neighbors small

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Speaker 1: kids and start educating them on politics of you. It

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Speaker 1: would never occur to you to do. That's a child, right,

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Speaker 1: the child, He's a kid, like kids be kids. Whatever

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Speaker 1: leftists do not think like that. As I've always told you,

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Speaker 1: leftists don't look at anything anything and say to themselves, ah,

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Speaker 1: we don't need to go there. It is their religion.

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Speaker 1: Have you seen what's happening out there financially right now?

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Speaker 1: I talked to a guy this weekend, you know I was.

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Speaker 1: Is that? Is that? What a sultry? Meaning? Exactly? I forget?

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Speaker 1: have to be careful out there. Now, look at the

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