WEBVTT - #284: We're OVER! Here's a Car! 0:00:00.840 --> 0:00:07.200 Start Up, dot Up, Start Up, Brooklyn Boy, Start Up, 0:00:07.520 --> 0:00:12.200 Brooklyn Boy, start up Up. They making noise, dot Up, 0:00:13.280 --> 0:00:17.480 start Up, dot Up, Episode two eighty four. 0:00:17.680 --> 0:00:19.280 It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. 0:00:19.800 --> 0:00:22.440 This is a big episode with a starring Hove, Brody 0:00:22.440 --> 0:00:25.040 and Scary, Scary and Brody. Okay, I am so excited 0:00:25.079 --> 0:00:28.200 for this episode. Scary coming off coming off the last 0:00:28.200 --> 0:00:29.320 episode of Slice Time. 0:00:29.440 --> 0:00:31.000 Yeah, which was for two eighty three. 0:00:31.160 --> 0:00:35.839 Uh huh uh, I just I'm beside myself with excitement. 0:00:36.479 --> 0:00:39.319 Why is that Brody? Because so many people brought it up, 0:00:39.400 --> 0:00:41.159 and I know you're a man of the people and 0:00:41.200 --> 0:00:43.879 you're gonna deliver. Today is the day you brought all 0:00:43.880 --> 0:00:46.159 the jingles home. We have all, we have everything, we 0:00:46.200 --> 0:00:48.479 have the full package. Today is the day. I'm so 0:00:48.600 --> 0:00:53.440 excited listening all the celebrity IDs. Today's go ahead. We're 0:00:53.479 --> 0:00:55.640 gonna play it. We're gonna play him coming up now. 0:00:55.720 --> 0:01:00.800 Let's wait. Oh yeah, oh, let's wait later in the podcast. 0:01:01.640 --> 0:01:03.600 Later in the podcast, I will play the jingles that 0:01:03.640 --> 0:01:05.959 I brought home. Okay, Oh, I cannot wait. Let's just 0:01:05.959 --> 0:01:06.800 get the show underway. 0:01:06.920 --> 0:01:08.760 So much promising, good. 0:01:08.720 --> 0:01:10.520 Finally I'm going to be delivering on that today. 0:01:10.720 --> 0:01:11.720 All right, Oh I can't wait. 0:01:12.120 --> 0:01:14.480 So thank you for the slices and slice time. By 0:01:14.480 --> 0:01:15.880 the way, I didn't tell you I was going to 0:01:15.959 --> 0:01:18.320 do that, So I'm glad you actually have them, because 0:01:18.680 --> 0:01:20.280 I kind of just sprung it on you, figuring you 0:01:20.319 --> 0:01:23.560 didn't have them. I'm actually surprised, as excited as I am. 0:01:23.800 --> 0:01:26.800 You came through scary for the people. All right, very good? 0:01:26.920 --> 0:01:31.759 Crazy did you have you ever have you ever been a. 0:01:33.600 --> 0:01:38.760 Have you ever gotten a goodbye gift from someone who 0:01:38.760 --> 0:01:43.479 didn't make didn't want to make you feel bad? So 0:01:43.560 --> 0:01:46.319 they felt like, oh, this is the end of our relationship. 0:01:46.480 --> 0:01:48.000 So oh, you mean like an ax. 0:01:47.840 --> 0:01:49.040 I'm buying you? 0:01:49.080 --> 0:01:52.400 Well, that's how you would have you would initially think 0:01:52.440 --> 0:01:54.560 about it, right, So I mean, I'll just take you 0:01:54.640 --> 0:01:57.880 back way back in the day. I you know, before 0:01:58.000 --> 0:02:01.080 Robin and a couple of others. I dated this one 0:02:01.120 --> 0:02:05.200 woman and she was I'm not going to mention any names, 0:02:05.200 --> 0:02:07.440 but can I ask a question? Can I ask a 0:02:07.520 --> 0:02:09.799 question now? Will allow me to know who it is? 0:02:10.280 --> 0:02:12.280 Did she be? Can I talk about what job? 0:02:12.360 --> 0:02:14.760 She doesn't? It doesn't matter, doesn't I just want to 0:02:14.800 --> 0:02:16.040 know which one? I go ahead, go ahead, I know 0:02:16.040 --> 0:02:22.000 which one was so so anyway, the point is we 0:02:22.000 --> 0:02:24.919 were on bed terms. We would we were starting to 0:02:25.040 --> 0:02:28.720 break itself up. It just wasn't happening. But I felt 0:02:28.760 --> 0:02:33.480 bad and she needed a new car, so you bought 0:02:33.480 --> 0:02:35.679 her a car? No, I didn't buy her car, all right. 0:02:35.960 --> 0:02:41.560 I in our final month together, it was like I 0:02:41.600 --> 0:02:43.880 took her, you know, car shopping and what she wanted, 0:02:43.880 --> 0:02:45.639 and she found what she needed and she was a 0:02:45.680 --> 0:02:48.920 little short on cash, so I put the down payment 0:02:49.040 --> 0:02:52.200 down on her car, knowing full well that we were 0:02:52.600 --> 0:02:55.160 heading toward a breakup. But I felt like this would 0:02:55.160 --> 0:02:57.240 soften the blow a little bit because I was going 0:02:57.280 --> 0:02:58.680 to be the one doing the breaking up, and I 0:02:58.720 --> 0:03:01.920 did softening the blow. Should have been her farewell gift, 0:03:02.160 --> 0:03:06.840 hio hyo. So she basically, you know, you know, I 0:03:06.880 --> 0:03:10.280 didn't feel as bad breaking up with her because that 0:03:10.480 --> 0:03:13.359 was like a you know, some of our departing contestants 0:03:13.400 --> 0:03:15.640 will receive and it's like they show you all the 0:03:15.680 --> 0:03:17.920 losers and what they get. It's like almost like here's 0:03:17.960 --> 0:03:20.520 a gift goodbye. It's almost like two thousand dollars for 0:03:20.560 --> 0:03:23.320 a Honda, a Cord, you know whatever. It was. Yeah, 0:03:23.480 --> 0:03:26.160 that so you know, and like you know how like 0:03:26.600 --> 0:03:30.840 in the world of baseball, right, Derek Jeter legend, he 0:03:30.919 --> 0:03:35.320 would I feel like almost like bribe or like you 0:03:35.360 --> 0:03:38.160 don't talk to a gift gave a gift basket as 0:03:38.160 --> 0:03:40.480 they were leaving his apartment. Yes, he would be like 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:42.880 a sign baseball, like a goodie bag. 0:03:42.680 --> 0:03:43.640 Like a swag bag. 0:03:43.720 --> 0:03:45.560 Yeah, thanks for sucking me hands a bag of shit 0:03:45.960 --> 0:03:49.960 after Yeah, right exactly, like hey, you know, let's hook 0:03:50.040 --> 0:03:52.280 up or whatever. And but you had a if if 0:03:52.320 --> 0:03:53.760 it's the person he was thinking of, you had a 0:03:53.800 --> 0:03:57.880 long term relationship with this person. Yeah, And I vaguely 0:03:57.920 --> 0:04:00.920 remember this cost situation because I remember we we ripped 0:04:00.920 --> 0:04:01.640 you for it off the air. 0:04:01.640 --> 0:04:02.560 I don't know if it was ever. 0:04:02.400 --> 0:04:03.600 On the I don't think we ever talked about it 0:04:03.640 --> 0:04:06.360 on the podcast. But yeah, I've been guilty if I 0:04:06.400 --> 0:04:08.760 did that. I gave a It was not even guilty. 0:04:08.800 --> 0:04:10.920 It's more like I felt like I wanted to give 0:04:10.960 --> 0:04:12.880 a goodbye gift. It's making me a. 0:04:12.880 --> 0:04:13.400 Good bye gift. 0:04:13.480 --> 0:04:16.560 You buy, you buy like a I don't know, a 0:04:16.600 --> 0:04:20.159 small trinket, a ring that says this was a think 0:04:20.160 --> 0:04:21.960 of but who wants to be like thinking of a 0:04:22.000 --> 0:04:25.840 relationship that ended poorly. But the thing is, that's exactly 0:04:25.880 --> 0:04:28.240 what the gift does. That's where it comes into play. 0:04:28.240 --> 0:04:32.880 Because you've now been now, you don't remember how poorly 0:04:33.000 --> 0:04:36.800 the relationship ended. You only remember the last nice gesture 0:04:36.880 --> 0:04:39.279 that the guy made for her. What if she's banging 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:42.080 the next guy in that car? She'd been like, I'm 0:04:42.080 --> 0:04:44.440 banging the next guy. My last guy paid for the 0:04:44.440 --> 0:04:47.760 wheels or the seats. As long as I thought of fondly, 0:04:47.920 --> 0:04:50.400 I did the breaking up. I don't care bang who 0:04:50.480 --> 0:04:53.640 you want. We're done. You don't care, but she's not 0:04:53.680 --> 0:04:56.920 thinking of you like uh like I remember I okay, 0:04:56.960 --> 0:05:00.760 I remember. She's not pissed me for breaking up. Yeah, 0:05:00.760 --> 0:05:03.359 because you bought her a part of a car that 0:05:03.440 --> 0:05:06.120 seems like a car. Oh you had to do was 0:05:06.200 --> 0:05:08.320 cheat on her, and then she'd gladly break up with you. 0:05:08.360 --> 0:05:08.400 No. 0:05:08.520 --> 0:05:10.880 See, that's ridiculous. There's no reason for that ship. 0:05:11.080 --> 0:05:12.920 Well, you'd at least get sex and save yourself a 0:05:12.920 --> 0:05:16.719 few thousand. Oh no, no, I'm not saying you should. 0:05:17.520 --> 0:05:19.840 I'm just saying woman's trying to be funny, but I 0:05:19.880 --> 0:05:21.480 know you are. You could have taken it out a 0:05:21.560 --> 0:05:24.640 nice dinner I had. I had somebody do that. Well. 0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:27.080 I took a girl to a really nice dinner one 0:05:27.160 --> 0:05:29.359 night and then on the walk home she broke up 0:05:29.400 --> 0:05:30.960 with me. I was like, you could have done it 0:05:31.000 --> 0:05:34.400 like before dinner. I had that happened to me too 0:05:34.800 --> 0:05:37.559 with another another girl picked up the tabs. She didn't. 0:05:37.640 --> 0:05:40.080 We went for dinner and she broke up with me 0:05:40.160 --> 0:05:42.560 at dinner. But she planned it the whole time. It 0:05:42.600 --> 0:05:44.520 wasn't a fight, but she was just like, you know what, 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:47.720 this is not going anywhere, and you know what, goodbye. 0:05:47.839 --> 0:05:50.360 I'm like, wait a second, and I'm like, no, wonder 0:05:50.400 --> 0:05:51.840 why we went to dinner about a block and a 0:05:51.880 --> 0:05:53.840 half from her house so she can make us she went, 0:05:53.920 --> 0:05:55.320 she broke up with you middle of dinner, got up 0:05:55.320 --> 0:05:57.680 middle of dinner or like before the circle. Yeah, well no, 0:05:57.720 --> 0:06:01.040 as we were. She introduced it around main course time 0:06:01.440 --> 0:06:03.400 and through dessert, and then that was it and then 0:06:03.440 --> 0:06:05.880 we she got the whole meal out of the deal. 0:06:05.920 --> 0:06:07.640 She didn't like appetize her out. I know we went 0:06:07.760 --> 0:06:11.400 dutch that night that yeah, but nice gotta go. I 0:06:11.400 --> 0:06:13.160 think she actually might have paid for dinner because she 0:06:13.200 --> 0:06:15.320 felt bad. She paid for dinner for me because she 0:06:15.360 --> 0:06:17.720 felt bad. That she was breaking up with me. Oh 0:06:17.920 --> 0:06:20.279 very nice. How much was which was more the dinner 0:06:20.320 --> 0:06:25.640 you got bought or what? All right? Okay, maybe fuck her? 0:06:26.400 --> 0:06:29.040 You's got too much money you got you know? Hey, hey, hey, 0:06:29.200 --> 0:06:35.640 I'm just saying so listen. So let's fast forward to now, okay, 0:06:36.279 --> 0:06:38.000 ending the clients and breaking up with me, because if 0:06:38.040 --> 0:06:39.919 that's the case, I want to a car yet the 0:06:39.920 --> 0:06:42.520 whole car. The podcast is ending. You better get me 0:06:42.520 --> 0:06:45.960 a jority. I'm buying you a steak dinner tonight. Yeah, 0:06:46.160 --> 0:06:48.159 that's not how I want the dinner. Hey, listen. Okay, 0:06:48.160 --> 0:06:49.680 so what happened with a client? Client broke up? And 0:06:49.680 --> 0:06:51.520 you said client broke up with me and sent me 0:06:51.520 --> 0:06:53.680 a present? It was weird. So I'm not going to 0:06:53.720 --> 0:06:55.400 go into detail because the client could be back in 0:06:55.400 --> 0:06:57.839 the future. But I've had a long standing relationship with 0:06:57.880 --> 0:07:01.680 a client and in December that client went away. So 0:07:01.760 --> 0:07:05.720 what did they do? The camera to my hat? Who 0:07:05.800 --> 0:07:10.520 was No, I'm still with Sloman's get it. What did 0:07:10.560 --> 0:07:12.840 you brought it up? Not me? No, I didn't tell 0:07:12.840 --> 0:07:19.440 you know, you brought it up, not me. Jingle hit it. 0:07:23.480 --> 0:07:26.440 So at the end of December, a client that i'd 0:07:26.480 --> 0:07:28.640 been with for a while, was going away a long time. 0:07:28.720 --> 0:07:31.920 In fact, they were cheating on me with another personality. 0:07:32.240 --> 0:07:33.280 Oh on the on. 0:07:33.280 --> 0:07:33.960 The morning show. 0:07:34.240 --> 0:07:37.840 No, no, it doesn't matter. It's irrelevant, it doesn't It 0:07:37.880 --> 0:07:40.000 was someone else somewhere at the station. But the point is, 0:07:40.080 --> 0:07:43.880 bailed on you. I got you, the client. Two weeks later, 0:07:44.600 --> 0:07:47.560 in January, I get to my sent to my house, 0:07:47.880 --> 0:07:52.160 my home address in the mail a handwritten note that said, 0:07:52.640 --> 0:07:55.800 thank you for all your years that you've been with us, 0:07:56.120 --> 0:07:59.560 and it's been a long time. I want you to 0:07:59.640 --> 0:08:02.120 have this. They sent me a nice gift card for 0:08:02.200 --> 0:08:05.320 their company. Wow, that's nice. That's really nice. I don't 0:08:05.320 --> 0:08:07.440 even care who it was. That's really nice. Isn't that great? 0:08:07.720 --> 0:08:08.440 Is this the company? 0:08:08.440 --> 0:08:10.040 A product that that you can find a way to 0:08:10.080 --> 0:08:12.800 spend five hundred dollars on my help? 0:08:12.840 --> 0:08:13.800 Did I say five hundred? 0:08:14.520 --> 0:08:17.040 You did? I said a nice gift card? 0:08:17.360 --> 0:08:19.240 Oh, I'm just guessing that five hundred be a nice gift. 0:08:19.840 --> 0:08:20.920 It was a nice amount of money. 0:08:20.960 --> 0:08:22.520 Let's whatever that was. Do you need my help spending it? 0:08:23.160 --> 0:08:23.920 You treat me to something? 0:08:24.120 --> 0:08:26.360 What you can treat me to? I can't tell you 0:08:26.400 --> 0:08:29.320 because then you'll know the client but anyway, okay, but 0:08:29.760 --> 0:08:31.760 we'll just say that, We'll just say that. 0:08:32.760 --> 0:08:35.240 Huh. I see what they did there. 0:08:36.160 --> 0:08:38.360 They don't want me to they don't want to be 0:08:38.520 --> 0:08:40.680 me to be pissed because they're cheating on me with 0:08:40.720 --> 0:08:44.480 another personality and they just all all their endorsements and 0:08:44.480 --> 0:08:45.880 stuff going to another personality. 0:08:46.160 --> 0:08:49.440 But hey, scary, it's been great. Here, here's a gift card. 0:08:50.080 --> 0:08:53.840 Isn't that funny? I just I just wow, related to 0:08:54.040 --> 0:08:56.440 all the times that either I did that to someone 0:08:56.600 --> 0:08:59.000 or that happened to me. No, they gave you. They 0:08:59.000 --> 0:09:02.360 gave you a farewell and a farewell gift. But it 0:09:02.400 --> 0:09:04.720 was sort of like thanks for the sex, gotta go, 0:09:05.040 --> 0:09:07.640 like leave your money on the table, on the end 0:09:07.679 --> 0:09:10.760 table for the night table. So huh, that's like your 0:09:10.840 --> 0:09:13.319 uber ride home. I you, here's a few dollars slices, 0:09:13.600 --> 0:09:15.839 leave a talk back. If you've ever lived, left a 0:09:15.880 --> 0:09:18.640 goodbye gift to somebody because she felt bad, or you 0:09:18.640 --> 0:09:25.000 put down money on a car for them. I know 0:09:25.040 --> 0:09:27.560 that sounds bougie and weird, but it was. It was 0:09:27.559 --> 0:09:30.720 a small down payment, all right. Not ever, your car 0:09:30.760 --> 0:09:32.960 payment is no money down. Sometimes you put a little 0:09:32.960 --> 0:09:35.200 bit of money down and she was having trouble at 0:09:35.200 --> 0:09:37.600 the time financially, and I put a little money down. 0:09:38.480 --> 0:09:40.040 That's all you did. You put a little money down. 0:09:40.320 --> 0:09:44.920 Little money down, don't and she financed the rest. I hope, 0:09:44.960 --> 0:09:47.160 don't hate the player, hate the game. You put a 0:09:47.160 --> 0:09:48.559 little mind. So let me ask you a question. Did 0:09:48.559 --> 0:09:51.600 you ever see her driving that car? Uh? 0:09:51.679 --> 0:09:53.480 Yeah, for the last couple of weeks we were together. 0:09:53.559 --> 0:09:56.560 Yeah, and after you broke up, you never saw how 0:09:56.640 --> 0:09:58.920 like scooting around in that car again, going on dates 0:09:58.920 --> 0:10:03.280 in that car? Never saw her again? Wow? Yeah? Oh 0:10:03.320 --> 0:10:06.240 good you guys. You guys, I thought I thought like, 0:10:06.720 --> 0:10:09.040 not like, I just thought like I thought it was 0:10:09.080 --> 0:10:10.480 going to end better than that it did. You had 0:10:10.480 --> 0:10:11.800 to buy her car to get out of there. I 0:10:11.840 --> 0:10:14.640 didn't know see that. That's where that's where you're twisting 0:10:14.640 --> 0:10:16.680 the story. Okay, when you bought it, when you bought 0:10:16.800 --> 0:10:18.320 the partial car, you have to put it down payment 0:10:18.360 --> 0:10:19.640 on the car, right. I knew at the time we 0:10:19.640 --> 0:10:22.400 were winding down horr end on hor end didn't she 0:10:22.480 --> 0:10:23.880 not get more like into it? 0:10:23.960 --> 0:10:24.559 Was she more like? 0:10:24.600 --> 0:10:27.200 Yeah, he's got she? I think she knew the writing 0:10:27.280 --> 0:10:29.240 was on the wall for both of us. I was 0:10:29.240 --> 0:10:32.840 on the dashboard paradise by the dashboard light. Oh not 0:10:32.920 --> 0:10:36.080 so in your case? No, all right, you went for home. 0:10:36.120 --> 0:10:38.760 You struck out. I struck out after I liked it, 0:10:38.840 --> 0:10:40.960 I don tar Yeah, but she got money out of it. 0:10:41.040 --> 0:10:47.800 So it's have you ever you ever lost anything or 0:10:47.880 --> 0:10:51.320 misplaced like a shirt, like an article of clothing, and 0:10:51.559 --> 0:10:53.440 you know you didn't throw it out, but you're like, 0:10:53.960 --> 0:10:56.680 I haven't seen this shirt in a long time, and 0:10:57.360 --> 0:10:59.439 you know you know it's missing, but you can't you 0:10:59.720 --> 0:11:02.760 trying to retracious steps. Did I take it somewhere? Did 0:11:02.800 --> 0:11:05.160 I bring it to a hotel? Did I? I can't 0:11:05.200 --> 0:11:09.120 remember right, so yes, for a number of years now, 0:11:09.559 --> 0:11:11.720 I have been looking for a shirt. The last time 0:11:11.760 --> 0:11:15.280 I saw it that I remember was I went to 0:11:15.280 --> 0:11:18.360 see Star Wars The Force Awakens, which I believe was 0:11:18.360 --> 0:11:21.760 twenty seventeen. You don't have to tweet me on Instagram 0:11:22.480 --> 0:11:26.640 roughly that time. That was the first in the Star 0:11:26.679 --> 0:11:31.520 Wars trilogy that came after the original had the sequels. 0:11:32.360 --> 0:11:34.040 And I have a picture of myself with R two 0:11:34.120 --> 0:11:36.000 D two outside of a movie theater wearing that Star 0:11:36.040 --> 0:11:39.000 Wars shirt that says a Star Wars Jedi training program 0:11:39.120 --> 0:11:43.319 nineteen seventy seven. Yep, can't find it after that? Can't 0:11:43.320 --> 0:11:46.440 find it? Huh. I remember I wore once to Disney 0:11:46.520 --> 0:11:49.319 World because you know, Disney on Star Wars. Went to 0:11:49.360 --> 0:11:51.760 Star Wars line, but I can't find the shirt. So 0:11:51.800 --> 0:11:53.640 I went on eBay looking to buy the same shirt. 0:11:53.640 --> 0:11:56.240 Couldn't find it. Doesn't it You can't, It's doesn't it's 0:11:56.360 --> 0:11:58.760 it's out. I bought it at I bought it at 0:11:58.760 --> 0:12:03.319 Disney World, so it's like a Disney, you know, Disney 0:12:04.440 --> 0:12:05.960 proprietary Star Wars shirt. 0:12:06.280 --> 0:12:07.559 It's not available anywhere. 0:12:07.720 --> 0:12:11.480 Okay. So this was like I don't know, like a 0:12:11.559 --> 0:12:14.400 number of years ago, but whenever the first Star Wars 0:12:14.400 --> 0:12:15.920 came out was the last picture I have of it. 0:12:16.720 --> 0:12:19.520 But I don't remember where it is. So I'm thinking 0:12:19.520 --> 0:12:22.840 to myself, didn't did it get ruined in the wash? 0:12:23.200 --> 0:12:25.920 Did my wife hate it and throw it out by accident? 0:12:26.640 --> 0:12:28.360 Did it get damaged? Did the dogs rip it up 0:12:28.400 --> 0:12:30.040 and she didn't want me to know and threw it away? 0:12:30.240 --> 0:12:33.040 Figure I wouldn't remember, And you know, I'm not blaming 0:12:33.080 --> 0:12:35.400 it her or anybody else. I just like, what did 0:12:35.440 --> 0:12:38.200 I do with it? Was? Okay? So it's gone so 0:12:38.320 --> 0:12:39.959 like a couple of months ago, I was like, fuck it, man, 0:12:40.000 --> 0:12:42.880 I wanted that shirt for something and I don't have it. Whatever. 0:12:44.280 --> 0:12:46.160 So you know, I'm in the process of selling a 0:12:46.160 --> 0:12:49.000 lot of stuff on Facebook Marketplace and I go in 0:12:49.000 --> 0:12:51.280 the attic, I'm cleaning out my attic and I find 0:12:51.360 --> 0:12:54.000 suitcases and do you remember this. I'm not going to 0:12:54.040 --> 0:12:55.679 mention the brand name of the suitcase, but we all 0:12:55.679 --> 0:12:57.120 got in the Morning Show suitcases. 0:12:57.200 --> 0:12:59.680 Yes, I remember. I remember the suitcase right. 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:03.040 I've got two of them. So I'm like, I'm gonna 0:13:03.040 --> 0:13:05.720 sell those that smaller than what I need. And I 0:13:05.920 --> 0:13:08.920 they're all dusty and shit, they're not that they've been 0:13:08.960 --> 0:13:10.440 in good shape in the attic. They're not dusty, but 0:13:10.440 --> 0:13:12.040 they're in good shape. I only use them a few 0:13:12.040 --> 0:13:15.719 times whatever. So I'm I'm I'm taking getting ready to 0:13:15.720 --> 0:13:18.920 take pictures of them for the Facebook. And these the 0:13:18.960 --> 0:13:22.400 suitcases have like zippered pouches, like three or four zipperate pouches. 0:13:22.800 --> 0:13:23.920 So I go, I go to one of them, and 0:13:23.920 --> 0:13:25.120 I go, you know, before I sell these, I got 0:13:25.120 --> 0:13:26.240 to make sure there's nothing in them. 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:27.720 You know, who the hell knows what's in them? 0:13:27.920 --> 0:13:31.160 You know, they could be tissues or yell Boy napkins. Right, 0:13:31.400 --> 0:13:33.360 I already know. I already know what's in them. 0:13:33.440 --> 0:13:36.200 Yeah. So I open up one and is like, can 0:13:36.200 --> 0:13:36.520 you see this? 0:13:36.600 --> 0:13:39.920 Scary? What this is? Yeah? This is a diet Pepsi 0:13:39.960 --> 0:13:42.320 bottle that I must have drank at the airport and 0:13:42.320 --> 0:13:44.360 shoved it in my bag because you can't take it 0:13:44.400 --> 0:13:45.559 on the plane. So I was like, oh, I go 0:13:45.640 --> 0:13:49.280 to do this bottle. Right. The bottle is from twenty 0:13:49.360 --> 0:13:53.200 twenty one, which is three years ago, roughly maybe two 0:13:53.200 --> 0:13:56.240 and a half years, depending one horse. Right. So I 0:13:56.280 --> 0:13:58.040 go to the other bag and I see I open 0:13:58.120 --> 0:14:01.080 up first zipper or second zipper at the top pouch, 0:14:02.160 --> 0:14:03.200 it's it's padded. 0:14:03.240 --> 0:14:06.640 It's the something in there? What the what's in here? 0:14:06.920 --> 0:14:10.160 So to myself, I went, can you imagine that in 0:14:10.160 --> 0:14:11.719 this suitcase? It's been on my attic for I don't 0:14:11.720 --> 0:14:13.760 know how many years. Is this Star Wars shirt? That 0:14:13.760 --> 0:14:15.679 can't be? It came to your mind then it was 0:14:16.840 --> 0:14:18.319 how funny with that big up that can't be? 0:14:18.400 --> 0:14:19.280 What's there? It can't be? 0:14:19.600 --> 0:14:23.280 So I unzip it and it's a David Wright mets Shirsey, 0:14:23.520 --> 0:14:25.600 which is a T shirt that looks like a jersey, right, 0:14:25.720 --> 0:14:27.600 I'm like, oh, all right, well, I don't remember missing 0:14:27.600 --> 0:14:29.360 this one, but I had like five of them, So yeah, 0:14:29.360 --> 0:14:30.560 I was about to say it could have been that 0:14:30.560 --> 0:14:32.840 important to you. You shoved it in the fucking corner 0:14:32.920 --> 0:14:34.480 pocket of a freaking old noget. 0:14:34.560 --> 0:14:34.960 What happened. 0:14:35.000 --> 0:14:37.640 What happened was I probably wore I wore uh maybe 0:14:37.680 --> 0:14:39.600 to the beach, got it wet, and it was part 0:14:39.600 --> 0:14:41.280 of the last things I drawed on the line. 0:14:41.520 --> 0:14:42.280 I threw it in the top. 0:14:42.680 --> 0:14:44.520 Get to the part where you found the Star Wars shirt, 0:14:44.520 --> 0:14:47.640 because I know you found it. Yeah, found it. No, 0:14:47.760 --> 0:14:52.200 it just reminded me that I still missed that shirt, nod. 0:14:53.880 --> 0:14:55.600 But was the Star Wars shirt I've been looking for? 0:14:55.720 --> 0:14:58.440 Of course? So for how many years since this pepsi 0:14:58.480 --> 0:15:01.680 bottle went in the bag? The other thing you've used, 0:15:02.280 --> 0:15:05.880 You've used that luggage since, right, because twenty one? So 0:15:05.920 --> 0:15:07.080 what happened? What? 0:15:07.240 --> 0:15:07.400 Yo? 0:15:07.560 --> 0:15:10.120 My wife bought me a nice carry on with four wheels, 0:15:10.160 --> 0:15:12.120 and what year did this go? The shirt go missing 0:15:12.120 --> 0:15:14.480 around the same time as the around twenty twenty one, 0:15:14.520 --> 0:15:16.480 I guess, And it all makes sense, which I think 0:15:16.520 --> 0:15:18.000 is the last time we went to Disney World. But 0:15:18.000 --> 0:15:23.520 I assume they unpacked everything. So I'm wondering slices. Have 0:15:23.600 --> 0:15:25.480 you ever lost anything and it turned up many years 0:15:25.560 --> 0:15:27.920 later in a place You're like, what the fuck is 0:15:27.920 --> 0:15:30.200 it doing there? That's what happened to me. I got 0:15:30.200 --> 0:15:34.040 my stock trying it back that ever, like, uh, it's 0:15:34.040 --> 0:15:36.840 never really happened. Now you don't have anything set that 0:15:36.840 --> 0:15:39.920 stack of paper, bondya, that's still there, by the way, 0:15:40.040 --> 0:15:43.040 last week you bought something from Apple and you put 0:15:43.040 --> 0:15:45.840 that in front of the stack of paper. There's a computer, yeah, 0:15:45.920 --> 0:15:47.840 and it's still in front of the stack of paper. Yeah, 0:15:47.880 --> 0:15:50.600 but the stack of paper is still there. Everything's still there. 0:15:50.760 --> 0:15:56.000 Everything's frozen in time because, to be honest, eventually that 0:15:56.040 --> 0:15:58.600 computer back there is going to be connected to this 0:15:59.240 --> 0:16:01.800 piece of equipment that I'm talking to you on. Oh, 0:16:01.960 --> 0:16:03.640 that's going to be some computer you got there. Then 0:16:03.880 --> 0:16:06.880 the problem is a lot of setting up needs to 0:16:06.920 --> 0:16:09.320 be done. So I got to make sure everything's compatible, 0:16:09.360 --> 0:16:11.480 because the last thing I would have wanted to do 0:16:12.120 --> 0:16:15.640 was start on that project back there and you know, 0:16:15.800 --> 0:16:18.920 change everything out, only to realize that it's not connecting 0:16:18.920 --> 0:16:21.080 properly and I need assistance, and we were not gonna 0:16:21.080 --> 0:16:23.120 be able to do the podcast, so in order to 0:16:23.120 --> 0:16:24.560 make sure that we're doing this podcast. 0:16:24.560 --> 0:16:27.200 What you're hearing right now just now, that comes on 0:16:27.240 --> 0:16:28.040 the old computer. 0:16:28.240 --> 0:16:29.760 Yeah, and are you going to sell that to a 0:16:29.800 --> 0:16:33.720 listener as well like you did your road caster. Yeah, 0:16:33.840 --> 0:16:35.280 I'll put it up for sale right now. It's an 0:16:35.320 --> 0:16:38.240 iMac and one of the old iMac, one of the 0:16:38.360 --> 0:16:41.200 twenty seven inch. They don't make twenty seven inch Imax anymore. 0:16:41.320 --> 0:16:43.360 They only come in twenty three twenty two inches I 0:16:43.400 --> 0:16:45.360 believe the screen. Have they still called Imax then I 0:16:45.400 --> 0:16:48.720 called Imax anymore? That's an iMac yes, yeah, oh wow. Yeah. 0:16:48.720 --> 0:16:51.880 So I had the twenty seven inch monitor computer thing 0:16:51.880 --> 0:16:53.720 that I got, but I couldn't get it to turn 0:16:53.760 --> 0:16:57.080 on because you need to plug an Apple computer into it. 0:16:57.000 --> 0:16:57.840 It was just the monitor. 0:16:57.880 --> 0:17:02.760 So this is from twenty seventeen, this model. Yeah, and actually, uh, 0:17:02.800 --> 0:17:05.000 this is the this is the model. This is the 0:17:05.080 --> 0:17:08.480 computer which I stare at David Brody on every day. 0:17:08.480 --> 0:17:10.320 This is what we do all my pro tools work. 0:17:10.359 --> 0:17:12.640 I've edited so many phone so you have pro tools 0:17:12.680 --> 0:17:16.359 built into that thing. No, you don't get pro tools unfortunately, 0:17:17.040 --> 0:17:22.000 but you I've done my editing on here this keyboard man. 0:17:22.119 --> 0:17:24.600 I'll tell you what your keyboard man. Some people will 0:17:24.960 --> 0:17:27.159 will take this and they'll they'll lick it as a fetish. 0:17:27.200 --> 0:17:30.080 You want to lick my keyboard that my fingers on 0:17:30.160 --> 0:17:34.000 every night, So you get that. And oh and don't forget. 0:17:34.840 --> 0:17:38.520 This is also the computer that I've edited hundreds of 0:17:38.800 --> 0:17:41.720 Z one hundred elis to ranchio phone taps on. This 0:17:41.800 --> 0:17:44.080 is my homework bit. I've done so much on here. 0:17:44.200 --> 0:17:46.240 I've recorded all my talking people out of buying it. 0:17:46.320 --> 0:17:49.159 I've recorded my doctor Fat Lost commercials on here. Hit 0:17:49.200 --> 0:17:49.600 the jingle. 0:17:50.240 --> 0:17:51.720 Hit the jingle, your son of a bit? 0:17:51.840 --> 0:17:52.320 What do you mean? 0:17:52.560 --> 0:17:52.919 Hit it? 0:17:53.080 --> 0:17:54.920 No, I'm hit What do I what do I mean? 0:17:55.400 --> 0:17:57.200 It's only and nobody asked you for that? 0:17:57.359 --> 0:17:57.800 Nobody. 0:17:57.920 --> 0:18:02.360 Nope, I have to describe to any benefits of this computer. No, 0:18:02.359 --> 0:18:04.360 nobody's buying it because you could have just said all 0:18:04.400 --> 0:18:11.120 my my commercials, hit the jingle all the way inappropriate? 0:18:11.160 --> 0:18:11.479 When did? 0:18:12.160 --> 0:18:15.160 When did you start getting like a stickler? You've You've 0:18:15.160 --> 0:18:17.400