Speaker 1: Start Up, dot Up, Start Up, Brooklyn Boy, Start Up,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boy, start up Up. They making noise, dot Up,
Speaker 1: start Up, dot Up, Episode two eighty four.
Speaker 2: It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast.
Speaker 3: This is a big episode with a starring Hove, Brody
Speaker 3: and Scary, Scary and Brody. Okay, I am so excited
Speaker 3: for this episode. Scary coming off coming off the last
Speaker 3: episode of Slice Time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which was for two eighty three.
Speaker 3: Uh huh uh, I just I'm beside myself with excitement.
Speaker 3: Why is that Brody? Because so many people brought it up,
Speaker 3: and I know you're a man of the people and
Speaker 3: you're gonna deliver. Today is the day you brought all
Speaker 3: the jingles home. We have all, we have everything, we
Speaker 3: have the full package. Today is the day. I'm so
Speaker 3: excited listening all the celebrity IDs. Today's go ahead. We're
Speaker 3: gonna play it. We're gonna play him coming up now.
Speaker 3: Let's wait. Oh yeah, oh, let's wait later in the podcast.
Speaker 3: Later in the podcast, I will play the jingles that
Speaker 3: I brought home. Okay, Oh, I cannot wait. Let's just
Speaker 3: get the show underway.
Speaker 2: So much promising, good.
Speaker 3: Finally I'm going to be delivering on that today.
Speaker 2: All right, Oh I can't wait.
Speaker 3: So thank you for the slices and slice time. By
Speaker 3: the way, I didn't tell you I was going to
Speaker 3: do that, So I'm glad you actually have them, because
Speaker 3: I kind of just sprung it on you, figuring you
Speaker 3: didn't have them. I'm actually surprised, as excited as I am.
Speaker 3: You came through scary for the people. All right, very good?
Speaker 2: Crazy did you have you ever have you ever been a.
Speaker 3: Have you ever gotten a goodbye gift from someone who
Speaker 3: didn't make didn't want to make you feel bad? So
Speaker 3: they felt like, oh, this is the end of our relationship.
Speaker 3: So oh, you mean like an ax.
Speaker 2: I'm buying you?
Speaker 3: Well, that's how you would have you would initially think
Speaker 3: about it, right, So I mean, I'll just take you
Speaker 3: back way back in the day. I you know, before
Speaker 3: Robin and a couple of others. I dated this one
Speaker 3: woman and she was I'm not going to mention any names,
Speaker 3: but can I ask a question? Can I ask a
Speaker 3: question now? Will allow me to know who it is?
Speaker 2: Did she be? Can I talk about what job?
Speaker 3: She doesn't? It doesn't matter, doesn't I just want to
Speaker 3: know which one? I go ahead, go ahead, I know
Speaker 3: which one was so so anyway, the point is we
Speaker 3: were on bed terms. We would we were starting to
Speaker 3: break itself up. It just wasn't happening. But I felt
Speaker 3: bad and she needed a new car, so you bought
Speaker 3: her a car? No, I didn't buy her car, all right.
Speaker 3: I in our final month together, it was like I
Speaker 3: took her, you know, car shopping and what she wanted,
Speaker 3: and she found what she needed and she was a
Speaker 3: little short on cash, so I put the down payment
Speaker 3: down on her car, knowing full well that we were
Speaker 3: heading toward a breakup. But I felt like this would
Speaker 3: soften the blow a little bit because I was going
Speaker 3: to be the one doing the breaking up, and I
Speaker 3: did softening the blow. Should have been her farewell gift,
Speaker 3: hio hyo. So she basically, you know, you know, I
Speaker 3: didn't feel as bad breaking up with her because that
Speaker 3: was like a you know, some of our departing contestants
Speaker 3: will receive and it's like they show you all the
Speaker 3: losers and what they get. It's like almost like here's
Speaker 3: a gift goodbye. It's almost like two thousand dollars for
Speaker 3: a Honda, a Cord, you know whatever. It was. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that so you know, and like you know how like
Speaker 3: in the world of baseball, right, Derek Jeter legend, he
Speaker 3: would I feel like almost like bribe or like you
Speaker 3: don't talk to a gift gave a gift basket as
Speaker 3: they were leaving his apartment. Yes, he would be like
Speaker 3: a sign baseball, like a goodie bag.
Speaker 2: Like a swag bag.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks for sucking me hands a bag of shit
Speaker 3: after Yeah, right exactly, like hey, you know, let's hook
Speaker 3: up or whatever. And but you had a if if
Speaker 3: it's the person he was thinking of, you had a
Speaker 3: long term relationship with this person. Yeah, And I vaguely
Speaker 3: remember this cost situation because I remember we we ripped
Speaker 3: you for it off the air.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it was ever.
Speaker 3: On the I don't think we ever talked about it
Speaker 3: on the podcast. But yeah, I've been guilty if I
Speaker 3: did that. I gave a It was not even guilty.
Speaker 3: It's more like I felt like I wanted to give
Speaker 3: a goodbye gift. It's making me a.
Speaker 2: Good bye gift.
Speaker 3: You buy, you buy like a I don't know, a
Speaker 3: small trinket, a ring that says this was a think
Speaker 3: of but who wants to be like thinking of a
Speaker 3: relationship that ended poorly. But the thing is, that's exactly
Speaker 3: what the gift does. That's where it comes into play.
Speaker 3: Because you've now been now, you don't remember how poorly
Speaker 3: the relationship ended. You only remember the last nice gesture
Speaker 3: that the guy made for her. What if she's banging
Speaker 3: the next guy in that car? She'd been like, I'm
Speaker 3: banging the next guy. My last guy paid for the
Speaker 3: wheels or the seats. As long as I thought of fondly,
Speaker 3: I did the breaking up. I don't care bang who
Speaker 3: you want. We're done. You don't care, but she's not
Speaker 3: thinking of you like uh like I remember I okay,
Speaker 3: I remember. She's not pissed me for breaking up. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because you bought her a part of a car that
Speaker 3: seems like a car. Oh you had to do was
Speaker 3: cheat on her, and then she'd gladly break up with you.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: See, that's ridiculous. There's no reason for that ship.
Speaker 3: Well, you'd at least get sex and save yourself a
Speaker 3: few thousand. Oh no, no, I'm not saying you should.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying woman's trying to be funny, but I
Speaker 3: know you are. You could have taken it out a
Speaker 3: nice dinner I had. I had somebody do that. Well.
Speaker 3: I took a girl to a really nice dinner one
Speaker 3: night and then on the walk home she broke up
Speaker 3: with me. I was like, you could have done it
Speaker 3: like before dinner. I had that happened to me too
Speaker 3: with another another girl picked up the tabs. She didn't.
Speaker 3: We went for dinner and she broke up with me
Speaker 3: at dinner. But she planned it the whole time. It
Speaker 3: wasn't a fight, but she was just like, you know what,
Speaker 3: this is not going anywhere, and you know what, goodbye.
Speaker 3: I'm like, wait a second, and I'm like, no, wonder
Speaker 3: why we went to dinner about a block and a
Speaker 3: half from her house so she can make us she went,
Speaker 3: she broke up with you middle of dinner, got up
Speaker 3: middle of dinner or like before the circle. Yeah, well no,
Speaker 3: as we were. She introduced it around main course time
Speaker 3: and through dessert, and then that was it and then
Speaker 3: we she got the whole meal out of the deal.
Speaker 3: She didn't like appetize her out. I know we went
Speaker 3: dutch that night that yeah, but nice gotta go. I
Speaker 3: think she actually might have paid for dinner because she
Speaker 3: felt bad. She paid for dinner for me because she
Speaker 3: felt bad. That she was breaking up with me. Oh
Speaker 3: very nice. How much was which was more the dinner
Speaker 3: you got bought or what? All right? Okay, maybe fuck her?
Speaker 3: You's got too much money you got you know? Hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 3: I'm just saying so listen. So let's fast forward to now, okay,
Speaker 3: ending the clients and breaking up with me, because if
Speaker 3: that's the case, I want to a car yet the
Speaker 3: whole car. The podcast is ending. You better get me
Speaker 3: a jority. I'm buying you a steak dinner tonight. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's not how I want the dinner. Hey, listen. Okay,
Speaker 3: so what happened with a client? Client broke up? And
Speaker 3: you said client broke up with me and sent me
Speaker 3: a present? It was weird. So I'm not going to
Speaker 3: go into detail because the client could be back in
Speaker 3: the future. But I've had a long standing relationship with
Speaker 3: a client and in December that client went away. So
Speaker 3: what did they do? The camera to my hat? Who
Speaker 3: was No, I'm still with Sloman's get it. What did
Speaker 3: you brought it up? Not me? No, I didn't tell
Speaker 3: you know, you brought it up, not me. Jingle hit it.
Speaker 3: So at the end of December, a client that i'd
Speaker 3: been with for a while, was going away a long time.
Speaker 3: In fact, they were cheating on me with another personality.
Speaker 3: Oh on the on.
Speaker 2: The morning show.
Speaker 3: No, no, it doesn't matter. It's irrelevant, it doesn't It
Speaker 3: was someone else somewhere at the station. But the point is,
Speaker 3: bailed on you. I got you, the client. Two weeks later,
Speaker 3: in January, I get to my sent to my house,
Speaker 3: my home address in the mail a handwritten note that said,
Speaker 3: thank you for all your years that you've been with us,
Speaker 3: and it's been a long time. I want you to
Speaker 3: have this. They sent me a nice gift card for
Speaker 3: their company. Wow, that's nice. That's really nice. I don't
Speaker 3: even care who it was. That's really nice. Isn't that great?
Speaker 2: Is this the company?
Speaker 3: A product that that you can find a way to
Speaker 3: spend five hundred dollars on my help?
Speaker 2: Did I say five hundred?
Speaker 3: You did? I said a nice gift card?
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm just guessing that five hundred be a nice gift.
Speaker 3: It was a nice amount of money.
Speaker 2: Let's whatever that was. Do you need my help spending it?
Speaker 2: You treat me to something?
Speaker 3: What you can treat me to? I can't tell you
Speaker 3: because then you'll know the client but anyway, okay, but
Speaker 3: we'll just say that, We'll just say that.
Speaker 2: Huh. I see what they did there.
Speaker 3: They don't want me to they don't want to be
Speaker 3: me to be pissed because they're cheating on me with
Speaker 3: another personality and they just all all their endorsements and
Speaker 3: stuff going to another personality.
Speaker 2: But hey, scary, it's been great. Here, here's a gift card.
Speaker 3: Isn't that funny? I just I just wow, related to
Speaker 3: all the times that either I did that to someone
Speaker 3: or that happened to me. No, they gave you. They
Speaker 3: gave you a farewell and a farewell gift. But it
Speaker 3: was sort of like thanks for the sex, gotta go,
Speaker 3: like leave your money on the table, on the end
Speaker 3: table for the night table. So huh, that's like your
Speaker 3: uber ride home. I you, here's a few dollars slices,
Speaker 3: leave a talk back. If you've ever lived, left a
Speaker 3: goodbye gift to somebody because she felt bad, or you
Speaker 3: put down money on a car for them. I know
Speaker 3: that sounds bougie and weird, but it was. It was
Speaker 3: a small down payment, all right. Not ever, your car
Speaker 3: payment is no money down. Sometimes you put a little
Speaker 3: bit of money down and she was having trouble at
Speaker 3: the time financially, and I put a little money down.
Speaker 3: That's all you did. You put a little money down.
Speaker 3: Little money down, don't and she financed the rest. I hope,
Speaker 3: don't hate the player, hate the game. You put a
Speaker 3: little mind. So let me ask you a question. Did
Speaker 3: you ever see her driving that car? Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, for the last couple of weeks we were together.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and after you broke up, you never saw how
Speaker 3: like scooting around in that car again, going on dates
Speaker 3: in that car? Never saw her again? Wow? Yeah? Oh
Speaker 3: good you guys. You guys, I thought I thought like,
Speaker 3: not like, I just thought like I thought it was
Speaker 3: going to end better than that it did. You had
Speaker 3: to buy her car to get out of there. I
Speaker 3: didn't know see that. That's where that's where you're twisting
Speaker 3: the story. Okay, when you bought it, when you bought
Speaker 3: the partial car, you have to put it down payment
Speaker 3: on the car, right. I knew at the time we
Speaker 3: were winding down horr end on hor end didn't she
Speaker 3: not get more like into it?
Speaker 2: Was she more like?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's got she? I think she knew the writing
Speaker 3: was on the wall for both of us. I was
Speaker 3: on the dashboard paradise by the dashboard light. Oh not
Speaker 3: so in your case? No, all right, you went for home.
Speaker 3: You struck out. I struck out after I liked it,
Speaker 3: I don tar Yeah, but she got money out of it.
Speaker 3: So it's have you ever you ever lost anything or
Speaker 3: misplaced like a shirt, like an article of clothing, and
Speaker 3: you know you didn't throw it out, but you're like,
Speaker 3: I haven't seen this shirt in a long time, and
Speaker 3: you know you know it's missing, but you can't you
Speaker 3: trying to retracious steps. Did I take it somewhere? Did
Speaker 3: I bring it to a hotel? Did I? I can't
Speaker 3: remember right, so yes, for a number of years now,
Speaker 3: I have been looking for a shirt. The last time
Speaker 3: I saw it that I remember was I went to
Speaker 3: see Star Wars The Force Awakens, which I believe was
Speaker 3: twenty seventeen. You don't have to tweet me on Instagram
Speaker 3: roughly that time. That was the first in the Star
Speaker 3: Wars trilogy that came after the original had the sequels.
Speaker 3: And I have a picture of myself with R two
Speaker 3: D two outside of a movie theater wearing that Star
Speaker 3: Wars shirt that says a Star Wars Jedi training program
Speaker 3: nineteen seventy seven. Yep, can't find it after that? Can't
Speaker 3: find it? Huh. I remember I wore once to Disney
Speaker 3: World because you know, Disney on Star Wars. Went to
Speaker 3: Star Wars line, but I can't find the shirt. So
Speaker 3: I went on eBay looking to buy the same shirt.
Speaker 3: Couldn't find it. Doesn't it You can't, It's doesn't it's
Speaker 3: it's out. I bought it at I bought it at
Speaker 3: Disney World, so it's like a Disney, you know, Disney
Speaker 3: proprietary Star Wars shirt.
Speaker 2: It's not available anywhere.
Speaker 3: Okay. So this was like I don't know, like a
Speaker 3: number of years ago, but whenever the first Star Wars
Speaker 3: came out was the last picture I have of it.
Speaker 3: But I don't remember where it is. So I'm thinking
Speaker 3: to myself, didn't did it get ruined in the wash?
Speaker 3: Did my wife hate it and throw it out by accident?
Speaker 3: Did it get damaged? Did the dogs rip it up
Speaker 3: and she didn't want me to know and threw it away?
Speaker 3: Figure I wouldn't remember, And you know, I'm not blaming
Speaker 3: it her or anybody else. I just like, what did
Speaker 3: I do with it? Was? Okay? So it's gone so
Speaker 3: like a couple of months ago, I was like, fuck it, man,
Speaker 3: I wanted that shirt for something and I don't have it. Whatever.
Speaker 3: So you know, I'm in the process of selling a
Speaker 3: lot of stuff on Facebook Marketplace and I go in
Speaker 3: the attic, I'm cleaning out my attic and I find
Speaker 3: suitcases and do you remember this. I'm not going to
Speaker 3: mention the brand name of the suitcase, but we all
Speaker 3: got in the Morning Show suitcases.
Speaker 2: Yes, I remember. I remember the suitcase right.
Speaker 3: I've got two of them. So I'm like, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: sell those that smaller than what I need. And I
Speaker 3: they're all dusty and shit, they're not that they've been
Speaker 3: in good shape in the attic. They're not dusty, but
Speaker 3: they're in good shape. I only use them a few
Speaker 3: times whatever. So I'm I'm I'm taking getting ready to
Speaker 3: take pictures of them for the Facebook. And these the
Speaker 3: suitcases have like zippered pouches, like three or four zipperate pouches.
Speaker 3: So I go, I go to one of them, and
Speaker 3: I go, you know, before I sell these, I got
Speaker 3: to make sure there's nothing in them.
Speaker 2: You know, who the hell knows what's in them?
Speaker 3: You know, they could be tissues or yell Boy napkins. Right,
Speaker 3: I already know. I already know what's in them.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So I open up one and is like, can
Speaker 2: you see this?
Speaker 3: Scary? What this is? Yeah? This is a diet Pepsi
Speaker 3: bottle that I must have drank at the airport and
Speaker 3: shoved it in my bag because you can't take it
Speaker 3: on the plane. So I was like, oh, I go
Speaker 3: to do this bottle. Right. The bottle is from twenty
Speaker 3: twenty one, which is three years ago, roughly maybe two
Speaker 3: and a half years, depending one horse. Right. So I
Speaker 3: go to the other bag and I see I open
Speaker 3: up first zipper or second zipper at the top pouch,
Speaker 3: it's it's padded.
Speaker 2: It's the something in there? What the what's in here?
Speaker 3: So to myself, I went, can you imagine that in
Speaker 3: this suitcase? It's been on my attic for I don't
Speaker 3: know how many years. Is this Star Wars shirt? That
Speaker 3: can't be? It came to your mind then it was
Speaker 3: how funny with that big up that can't be?
Speaker 2: What's there? It can't be?
Speaker 3: So I unzip it and it's a David Wright mets Shirsey,
Speaker 3: which is a T shirt that looks like a jersey, right,
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, all right, well, I don't remember missing
Speaker 3: this one, but I had like five of them, So yeah,
Speaker 3: I was about to say it could have been that
Speaker 3: important to you. You shoved it in the fucking corner
Speaker 3: pocket of a freaking old noget.
Speaker 2: What happened.
Speaker 3: What happened was I probably wore I wore uh maybe
Speaker 3: to the beach, got it wet, and it was part
Speaker 3: of the last things I drawed on the line.
Speaker 2: I threw it in the top.
Speaker 3: Get to the part where you found the Star Wars shirt,
Speaker 3: because I know you found it. Yeah, found it. No,
Speaker 3: it just reminded me that I still missed that shirt, nod.
Speaker 3: But was the Star Wars shirt I've been looking for?
Speaker 3: Of course? So for how many years since this pepsi
Speaker 3: bottle went in the bag? The other thing you've used,
Speaker 3: You've used that luggage since, right, because twenty one? So
Speaker 3: what happened? What?
Speaker 1: Yo?
Speaker 3: My wife bought me a nice carry on with four wheels,
Speaker 3: and what year did this go? The shirt go missing
Speaker 3: around the same time as the around twenty twenty one,
Speaker 3: I guess, And it all makes sense, which I think
Speaker 3: is the last time we went to Disney World. But
Speaker 3: I assume they unpacked everything. So I'm wondering slices. Have
Speaker 3: you ever lost anything and it turned up many years
Speaker 3: later in a place You're like, what the fuck is
Speaker 3: it doing there? That's what happened to me. I got
Speaker 3: my stock trying it back that ever, like, uh, it's
Speaker 3: never really happened. Now you don't have anything set that
Speaker 3: stack of paper, bondya, that's still there, by the way,
Speaker 3: last week you bought something from Apple and you put
Speaker 3: that in front of the stack of paper. There's a computer, yeah,
Speaker 3: and it's still in front of the stack of paper. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but the stack of paper is still there. Everything's still there.
Speaker 3: Everything's frozen in time because, to be honest, eventually that
Speaker 3: computer back there is going to be connected to this
Speaker 3: piece of equipment that I'm talking to you on. Oh,
Speaker 3: that's going to be some computer you got there. Then
Speaker 3: the problem is a lot of setting up needs to
Speaker 3: be done. So I got to make sure everything's compatible,
Speaker 3: because the last thing I would have wanted to do
Speaker 3: was start on that project back there and you know,
Speaker 3: change everything out, only to realize that it's not connecting
Speaker 3: properly and I need assistance, and we were not gonna
Speaker 3: be able to do the podcast, so in order to
Speaker 3: make sure that we're doing this podcast.
Speaker 2: What you're hearing right now just now, that comes on
Speaker 2: the old computer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and are you going to sell that to a
Speaker 3: listener as well like you did your road caster. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'll put it up for sale right now. It's an
Speaker 3: iMac and one of the old iMac, one of the
Speaker 3: twenty seven inch. They don't make twenty seven inch Imax anymore.
Speaker 3: They only come in twenty three twenty two inches I
Speaker 3: believe the screen. Have they still called Imax then I
Speaker 3: called Imax anymore? That's an iMac yes, yeah, oh wow. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I had the twenty seven inch monitor computer thing
Speaker 3: that I got, but I couldn't get it to turn
Speaker 3: on because you need to plug an Apple computer into it.
Speaker 2: It was just the monitor.
Speaker 3: So this is from twenty seventeen, this model. Yeah, and actually, uh,
Speaker 3: this is the this is the model. This is the
Speaker 3: computer which I stare at David Brody on every day.
Speaker 3: This is what we do all my pro tools work.
Speaker 3: I've edited so many phone so you have pro tools
Speaker 3: built into that thing. No, you don't get pro tools unfortunately,
Speaker 3: but you I've done my editing on here this keyboard man.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what your keyboard man. Some people will
Speaker 3: will take this and they'll they'll lick it as a fetish.
Speaker 3: You want to lick my keyboard that my fingers on
Speaker 3: every night, So you get that. And oh and don't forget.
Speaker 3: This is also the computer that I've edited hundreds of
Speaker 3: Z one hundred elis to ranchio phone taps on. This
Speaker 3: is my homework bit. I've done so much on here.
Speaker 3: I've recorded all my talking people out of buying it.
Speaker 3: I've recorded my doctor Fat Lost commercials on here. Hit
Speaker 3: the jingle.
Speaker 2: Hit the jingle, your son of a bit?
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Hit it?
Speaker 3: No, I'm hit What do I what do I mean?
Speaker 3: It's only and nobody asked you for that?
Speaker 2: Nobody.
Speaker 3: Nope, I have to describe to any benefits of this computer. No,
Speaker 3: nobody's buying it because you could have just said all
Speaker 3: my my commercials, hit the jingle all the way inappropriate?
Speaker 2: When did?
Speaker 3: When did you start getting like a stickler? You've You've
Speaker 3: been slacking. You've been slacking.
Speaker 2: Listeners because I can't.
Speaker 3: I can't let the slices down there calling me out
Speaker 3: on every time I missed one. Now I'm on. I'm
Speaker 3: sitting into my chair going I got I want a
Speaker 3: button here. I want a red button that I can
Speaker 3: I can hit the button and it makes the jingle play,
Speaker 3: or it shocks you. I want to give you electric
Speaker 3: shock every time you do that. Anyway. Google Silver twenty
Speaker 3: seven inch iMac from twenty seventeen. It's got an Intel
Speaker 3: Core process or it's Intil five or whatever. It's a
Speaker 3: form the form of the I five, whatever it is,
Speaker 3: I give you. I give you a hundred bucks for it.
Speaker 3: One hundred dos for you, buddy, one hundred dollars, one
Speaker 3: hundred and ten. It's worth a lot more money than that.
Speaker 3: I'm playing Facebook with you face. Don't do a place.
Speaker 3: Don't do it. Don't be like, how much do you
Speaker 3: want for? If I say, if I say I want
Speaker 3: a thousand dollars for I'll give you two fifty. I'll
Speaker 3: take it for two fifty. I'll be right there, cash
Speaker 3: in hand, all right, cashing hand. I'm coming. Because that's,
Speaker 3: by the way, that's what the listeners do to you.
Speaker 3: I'm not sorry, you, not the listeners. That's what the
Speaker 3: uh your your buyers on Facebook do to you. Hey,
Speaker 3: shout out, I got a shout out for a new
Speaker 3: a new listener possibly, and A and A and a customer.
Speaker 3: So a woman hits me up for something that I
Speaker 3: was selling last night. Her name is Jenna. I'll say
Speaker 3: her name because we hit it off when she came
Speaker 3: to the house. Anyway, Oh, so does your wife No, yeah,
Speaker 3: my wife doesn't care. See, that's that's the level of
Speaker 3: marriage I want to get to. Yeah. No, I want
Speaker 3: to marry somebody and I want to get to that
Speaker 3: stage of the marriage. Right.
Speaker 2: Well, not at that stage. I'm joking.
Speaker 3: No, I didn't hit it off. I hit it off anyway.
Speaker 3: So currently, and by the way, guys, don't hit me
Speaker 3: up on Facebook.
Speaker 2: You know, I don't use that. I made it clear
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: I'll use it for friends and family anyway, you know,
Speaker 3: a high school friends and whatnot. So my profile picture
Speaker 3: was our podcast logo, which I'm gonna have to change,
Speaker 3: but it was up there for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 3: And you know, and my name is my name. I
Speaker 3: don't use her fake radio name. It's my name. Sure.
Speaker 3: So she comes to the house and she meets me
Speaker 3: on the driveway and she says, I kind of ask
Speaker 3: you a question first. She sees what, you know, the
Speaker 3: thing that she's buying. She goes, oh, it's fantastic. My
Speaker 3: kid's gonna love it. This is amazing, so excited. So
Speaker 3: she says, listen, uh, this is gonna sound weird, but
Speaker 3: are you And I went yeah, and she would, are
Speaker 3: you you know Scary and Brodie? I went, well, you
Speaker 3: said the name and the wrong order. If you're at
Speaker 3: you know, She says, oh, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: The logo says Scary and Brodie go yeah, I know,
Speaker 3: the fucking logo says scary and Brody. She says, that's you, right.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I recognize the voice as soon as
Speaker 3: said hello, now I see you in person, it's ye
Speaker 3: Oh my god. I didn't think it was you. I said,
Speaker 3: if it was it me, who would it be.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: A fan could have made a Facebook that religious zealot
Speaker 3: from Twitter with the same name.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so, I said, David Brody the other day.
Speaker 3: So I said, so you think somebody created a Facebook
Speaker 3: page with hundreds of follow of friends and use the
Speaker 3: logo and use my name and sell stuff on Facebook.
Speaker 3: It could happen, I said, She's there's crazy people out there.
Speaker 3: I said, well, she goes, but I checked out your
Speaker 3: Facebook page and I saw all of you know, you
Speaker 3: have like a real Facebook page. I said, well, I
Speaker 3: checked out your Facebook page. Your kid's very cute. She said,
Speaker 3: well that's who this is Foy. He's gonna love it. Anyways,
Speaker 3: I said, so, she says, yeah, I know you're not
Speaker 3: on the show anymore. I said, well, thank you, because
Speaker 3: I can't tell you how many people DM one person
Speaker 3: DM me this week's Gary Brody as well.
Speaker 2: You know I love listening to every morning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I said, they don't. They don't know, I said.
Speaker 3: I said, that's I appreciate the compliment, but I haven't
Speaker 3: been on the show in a year and a half. No,
Speaker 3: I go, so what have you been listening to that
Speaker 3: You think you've been hearing me every day? Oh?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe the phone taps. I go, they don't play on
Speaker 3: my phone taps every day. But again, thank you. So
Speaker 3: this woman knew I haven't been on the show. She's
Speaker 3: like been what are you doing? Oh she's a diehard fan,
Speaker 3: big fan, knew I wasn't working her anymore anyway, I said,
Speaker 3: So this is funny because scary I was on the
Speaker 3: phone with you when she was outside telling me that
Speaker 3: I remember that. She said, oh, Brodie Facebook, I can't
Speaker 3: with you on the podcast, but she's gonna screw you
Speaker 3: over what's gonna happen. So I, how did the transaction
Speaker 3: go now that she knows who you are and what
Speaker 3: you're trying to I said, it's funny that you said that.
Speaker 3: I was just on the phone with Scary and he
Speaker 3: thought something was going to go on where I mentioned
Speaker 3: on the podcast.
Speaker 2: She's what podcast?
Speaker 3: So I said, you know you've you must have heard
Speaker 3: all the Facebook stories I tell on the Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 3: She goes, no, I've heard that. I've heard the commercials
Speaker 3: for the Brooklyn Boys, but I've never listened.
Speaker 2: I got to listen.
Speaker 3: I said, well, listen to order, but if you want
Speaker 3: to listen out of order, I would go back about
Speaker 3: ten episodes and listen to all the Facebook shit I
Speaker 3: talk about and then go back to zero. She's like,
Speaker 3: I'm absolutely going to listen. Well, did she make a
Speaker 3: purchase or what? Yes, she made a purchase. I gave
Speaker 3: her the thing she gave me. She venmoed me, you
Speaker 3: try and do that thing that they do where they
Speaker 3: so she didn't hagle me or try to, you know,
Speaker 3: get me to give her to her for less. She
Speaker 3: she knows who you are. You're celebrity in her eyes,
Speaker 3: she might have paid double. Well what her exact words were,
Speaker 3: you don't understand you're a freaking rock star. Then I said,
Speaker 3: I said, no, I'm not. I said, but thank you
Speaker 3: very nice, enjoy your purchase. She sent me a nice
Speaker 3: note afterwards and told me to say, how to you, So, Jenna,
Speaker 3: Welcome aboard to the Brooklyn Boys. Thank you. I don't
Speaker 3: know if it'll take you three years to get to
Speaker 3: this episode. Happy to have you. Yeah, and it went smooth.
Speaker 3: Was one of the craziest. All right, we gotta take
Speaker 3: a break. Rock star damn scary and Brodie. Oh, you know,
Speaker 3: speaking of rock stars, I wanted your opinion on something scary.
Speaker 3: The slices. I'll tell you which slice exactly, because I
Speaker 3: want to make sure I give credit one of our slices.
Speaker 3: Timothy Martin, you know Timothy Martin. Love Timothy Martin. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Timothy Martin always comes up with some great ideas, he does.
Speaker 3: Timothy Martin says, have you guys ever thought about selling
Speaker 3: autographed merchandise? Exactly what I was going to refer to
Speaker 3: right there. I actually have a note to say hi
Speaker 3: to Timothy Martin for that same reason. So funny you
Speaker 3: say that, David Brody, because I actually contacted merch Matt
Speaker 3: over the weekend because I got Timothy Martin's message and
Speaker 3: I said, hey, I'm going to create something that could
Speaker 3: be a good thing, but then could be a logistical
Speaker 3: nightmare to fulfill. What if we Brody and I took
Speaker 3: a day, okay, and I'm volunteering you live on the podcast, Brody,
Speaker 3: don't mean to put you on the spot. And let's
Speaker 3: say you and I drove out to the warehouse where
Speaker 3: all the merchants stored with merch Matt oh the place
Speaker 3: to be zero. We go right where it's printed, and
Speaker 3: we do you and I do a crazy signing of
Speaker 3: our names on all kinds of merch and then he
Speaker 3: could just people could order it and ship it from there.
Speaker 3: But he said that he thinks, well, wait a second,
Speaker 3: maybe I should just send it to you guys. I'm like, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: we we're not in the business of shipping shit. So
Speaker 3: so here's the question for the slices. And I don't
Speaker 3: know what this should be going as a poll on Instagram.
Speaker 3: Maybe we'll put maybe I'll reactivate the Brooklyn Boys Instagram
Speaker 3: or somehow, you know, awaken it, awaken its senses. It works,
Speaker 3: I've logged it. Why No, I'm kidding. We don't use
Speaker 3: it on Instagram. We'll put up a poll because we
Speaker 3: want to see if it's worth our while. What is
Speaker 3: the I want to gauge the interest. No, because no
Speaker 3: talkbacks is not going to not a good place for that. No, No, no,
Speaker 3: because the whole show is going to be about that.
Speaker 3: So when we put up the poll on Instagram, we're
Speaker 3: going to find out what gauge your interest? How serious
Speaker 3: you may be in buying a piece of merch that
Speaker 3: is literally signed and according to Matt merch Matt personalized,
Speaker 3: meaning like we'll get the orders ahead of time, and
Speaker 3: we'll do it after we do that window. So we
Speaker 3: open up the window for like a week, let's say,
Speaker 3: and then we will you know, personalize a piece of
Speaker 3: merch love Scary, Brody, Brody, scary, whatever the hell, and
Speaker 3: then we will send it. You'll get your piece of merch.
Speaker 3: So you buy the merch at the same price you're
Speaker 3: paying for it, only now we've added our signatures and
Speaker 3: maybe your name, Oh who designed the same price? Who
Speaker 3: did what? Oh? I did? Maybe she'd have a conversation
Speaker 3: when you call host every once in a while. Well,
Speaker 3: you think we should charge more for that?
Speaker 2: No, I didn't say that.
Speaker 3: I just I'm just noticing, like you, you've already talked
Speaker 3: to merchandise, Matt merch, Matt plan merch, mer Matt merch.
Speaker 3: You've already planned out a trip, You've come up with
Speaker 3: a price point. Yeah. Not only that, but now you're
Speaker 3: personalizing the merch which means we can't just go out
Speaker 3: there and sign three hundred things and then sell them.
Speaker 3: When we sell them, We're only gonna sell what the
Speaker 3: personalized stuff is. And then if people want stuff after
Speaker 3: that one week window, we gotta go back. Because that's
Speaker 3: because we love our slices. Well, they give me all this.
Speaker 3: We're not really planning. We don't know how much we're
Speaker 3: gonna sell. That's the thing is do you sign everything
Speaker 3: and ruin things? Garments people some people in what may
Speaker 3: on a tank top, but they don't want our names
Speaker 3: on it, so it's hard to really gauge. So that's
Speaker 3: why we want to first see if there's an initial interest.
Speaker 3: Would you buy merch with because then we're gonna then
Speaker 3: we gotta because then we're gonna see what we're gonna
Speaker 3: what we're gonna sign. What if somebody wants if they
Speaker 3: order a Busch shirt, we can't sign it like you
Speaker 3: can't sign it. The point is, we open up the
Speaker 3: merch window for a week of personalization. It's a limited,
Speaker 3: limited time offer for like a week or a week
Speaker 3: and a half, two weeks. Whatever you want to do,
Speaker 3: we will. We will. You can order the merch with
Speaker 3: our names on it, and and then this way.
Speaker 2: We will we will take the all the orders.
Speaker 3: We're gonna see what piece, which garments, how many of
Speaker 3: the hats you're gonna sign, how many of the shirts,
Speaker 3: and how many jerseys, And then this way we go
Speaker 3: out there, we make one trip and we do the signings,
Speaker 3: and then they Matt could ship. So so it'll take
Speaker 3: a little bit longer for your merch to get because
Speaker 3: we need to open up and close the window, get
Speaker 3: all the orders finalized, and then and then it'll get shipped. Now,
Speaker 3: can people also request whether they want Brody and Scario
Speaker 3: Scario Brody or do we just sign where our.
Speaker 2: Names are on the shirts?
Speaker 3: Whatever? It doesn't matter. Whatever it matters to some people,
Speaker 3: and I respect those people. Whatever you want to do,
Speaker 3: I don't care. I know we'll have to question, is
Speaker 3: Matt merch? But we're not charging a premium, are we? No?
Speaker 3: I wouldn't charge more. I just reminded me as you
Speaker 3: were going, like you made all these decisions, right, Derek Jeter?
Speaker 2: You want more for your autograph?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You know remember what a Rod used to do.
Speaker 3: He used to put his phone number on baseballs and
Speaker 3: hand them out the girls in the stands. Oh he
Speaker 3: used to do that? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: would do that. You used to sign your jock cards.
Speaker 3: You'd never handed out jock CODs or your phone number never. Never.
Speaker 3: I'm too my brow for that anyway.
Speaker 2: So yeah, so we'll people give to one brow for that?
Speaker 3: So is it? Yeah? So we'll put the poll on there, Okay,
Speaker 3: so we'll see if this If it's only like five
Speaker 3: or six people that would buy merch, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I feel like it's not worth it, right. Well, I
Speaker 3: feel like I feel like we'll do okay. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: feel like this life we step up because I'll say this,
Speaker 3: the factory where where our merch is made, is far,
Speaker 3: it's out there. It's gonna be a whole day of
Speaker 3: a trip for Brodie. Well, I'm planning. I'm planning pizza
Speaker 3: places then for the tour. Okay, there's a couple of
Speaker 3: places near where he's located that I haven't gotten to
Speaker 3: bea and they've invited me personally because you know, I'm
Speaker 3: a rock star. R. So last weekend I got to
Speaker 3: go to Saturday Night Live. Oh I had one more
Speaker 3: pizza story. Remind me late a pizza story, yes live, Yeah, No,
Speaker 3: I was. It was. It was a dream. It was
Speaker 3: a wet dream. It was a was basically, you know,
Speaker 3: for someone in this industry. I mean again, I geek
Speaker 3: out because we do this for a living, right right.
Speaker 2: But there right, because then that would be a real
Speaker 2: wet dream for you.
Speaker 3: I Jennifer Lopez was the musical guest, and uh I
Speaker 3: Iobarry no Iodebrie Ioidebri from from the Bear. She was
Speaker 3: a host and she was brilliant. Let me say this,
Speaker 3: at first, one of the best guests I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: It was very Okay, I'm glad you agree. That was
Speaker 3: what I was going to ask you because Arl wasn't
Speaker 3: as good as she was. Well, I'll say this, she
Speaker 3: she came from a background of stand up and she did.
Speaker 2: She grew up in Boston.
Speaker 3: But then she came up with a lot of the
Speaker 3: SNL cast members who which stand up comedy New York.
Speaker 3: She did them and she did Yeah, so she's basically
Speaker 3: been around them. So you could tell that she was
Speaker 3: a host that actually immersed herself in the show because
Speaker 3: in the writing and all that, some guests they're hosting
Speaker 3: and they're just like, write for me whatever and I'll
Speaker 3: appearance sketch. She wrote the sketches. She definite the sketches. No,
Speaker 3: she definitely wrote, wrote wrote those keys Garry. The cast
Speaker 3: members of SNL often look to the Q cards, right,
Speaker 3: like the Q cards are placed like if I'm talking
Speaker 3: to you, the QUE cards might be behind you, look
Speaker 3: like I'm looking. But a lot of times the hosts
Speaker 3: look that, even the people on the show look. She
Speaker 3: barely ever looked at the Q card. She hadn't memorized
Speaker 3: one of the she had been memorized, but her actions,
Speaker 3: her emotion. She was in that role like it was
Speaker 3: a Broadway show and she had done those lines a
Speaker 3: hundred times, right, So that's what I wanted to say.
Speaker 3: I thought the show was funnier than normal than usual,
Speaker 3: and I thought it was just some bad stitches there,
Speaker 3: but there were some great ones too. Anyway, I didn't
Speaker 3: know if I was experiencing it differently because I was
Speaker 3: in the audience, or it was actually funnier. She was
Speaker 3: fantastic and if you haven't watched The Bear, it's one
Speaker 3: of the best shows I've seen in ten years. But yeah,
Speaker 3: but in between, for me, the excitement is during the
Speaker 3: commercial breaks where they're trying to build. Oh they have
Speaker 3: two minutes to move the last set out and move
Speaker 3: and get everything into place, and then you wonder, oh
Speaker 3: my god, the clock's sticking down and they going to
Speaker 3: do it in time before the cameras come back on,
Speaker 3: and of course they always do because they're professionals. But
Speaker 3: it was nice to see live television. There was probably
Speaker 3: nothing ever like that, and there never will be anything
Speaker 3: like that again after that's not correct scary in the forties.
Speaker 3: In the fifties, everything was live. All the shows were live,
Speaker 3: and they would move sets around and have one hundred
Speaker 3: people on the floor of the camera. Wasn't It wasn't
Speaker 3: Saturday Night live, but all the shows were live back
Speaker 3: in the day. They didn't have the technology to film.
Speaker 3: It's just cool because it's a piece of old, leftover
Speaker 3: history from the way back like like this.
Speaker 2: You can never you could never show.
Speaker 3: You could never get a show like you could never
Speaker 3: launch a show like that on TV today because first
Speaker 3: of all, there's no budget for it. They would it
Speaker 3: would be on a reduced staff. You would you'd be
Speaker 3: short handed. You wouldn't be able to pull it off.
Speaker 3: It cost a like a million dollars an episode to make, Yeah,
Speaker 3: to make an episode of a lot of slices. You
Speaker 3: guys may remember Mad TV. I'm sure you do. Pre
Speaker 3: recorded though not live. I couldn't enjoy it as much
Speaker 3: because there was no risk. It was all like they
Speaker 3: made a mistake. They must have done it over again, right.
Speaker 3: I never enjoyed it because it was pre recorded. However,
Speaker 3: there was a show on a long time ago. Okay, uh.
Speaker 3: It was on Friday nights in the early eighties for
Speaker 3: like three years, Yeah, called Fridays. And if you look
Speaker 3: at the cast of Fridays, if you have a chance
Speaker 3: to go on IMDb. Yeah, I'm gonna start with Larry
Speaker 3: David was in the cast. Michael Richards who play Kramer,
Speaker 3: was in the cast, Mary Edith Barrell who was She
Speaker 3: was on Seinfeld in the Yogurt episode. Bruce Maher was
Speaker 3: in the cast. He was on Seinfeld. Anyway, almost the
Speaker 3: entire cast of Fridays was people who then ended up
Speaker 3: on Seinfeld because Larry David hired them all.
Speaker 2: Sure, that's how that works.
Speaker 3: Friday's was a very good show, but it was more
Speaker 3: it was edgier than SNL. And it was around the
Speaker 3: same time that SNL took a dive in talent when
Speaker 3: everybody great left on the original cast and they had
Speaker 3: nobody In nineteen eighty Fridays was on. So there has
Speaker 3: been a second show similar, but it didn't last very long.
Speaker 3: The fact that SNL has been on since nineteen seventy
Speaker 3: five ups and downs, highs and lows. Cast members have
Speaker 3: gone on to become movie stars. There was also a
Speaker 3: show called SCTV, which is Second City Television out of Chicago,
Speaker 3: not live, but you know, people like John Candy were
Speaker 3: in that. But anyway, the point is you levy who
Speaker 3: you love from nothing. Yeah, there's nothing like SNL and
Speaker 3: they never will be. And and the live TV experience
Speaker 3: is why. And then went to the after party. God, dude,
Speaker 3: you'd actually be very impressed. This is like scary of old.
Speaker 3: This is vintage scary. You got on stage and you
Speaker 3: put the honk in the But the after party starts
Speaker 3: at two in the morning. I got home at like
Speaker 3: four thirty. It was great. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I pulled like an almost an all nighter here. This
Speaker 3: is great. That's that's Brody Gulls. By the way, that
Speaker 3: would have that almost would have made up for stak dinner.
Speaker 3: Ho'd you taken? Do you know? How do you know?
Speaker 2: So the whole cast shows up to the after party.
Speaker 3: It was just weird hard. It was weird seeing them,
Speaker 3: you know, like Louren Michaels. I look at Lorden Michaels
Speaker 3: was there, and at the next table, Keenan Thompson was
Speaker 3: holding court with some people.
Speaker 2: Colin Jost, Michael Jay were there.
Speaker 3: They had people, But the place we were at was
Speaker 3: so big and spread out that every cast member was
Speaker 3: with their own clique of people. So it's not like
Speaker 3: they all hang out together there. I mean, obviously they
Speaker 3: love each other, they work with each other, but after
Speaker 3: the show is over, they got their own crew. Like
Speaker 3: Heidi Gardner was having dinner with some guy and a
Speaker 3: couple of I want to hang out with Sarah Sherman.
Speaker 3: She she was. She had a bunch of people with
Speaker 3: her too. Anyway, everybody was so cool. It was so
Speaker 3: great seeing all of them. And and then Jennifer Lopez
Speaker 3: was there and with her family. Did you see what
Speaker 3: one hundred her? I didn't. I didn't get near her.
Speaker 3: I didn't go near her. I didn't. She was and
Speaker 3: her family was there, like her kids that was at
Speaker 3: Max and Emmy are twins. But her sister, No, her
Speaker 3: sister Linda was there and her mom so Loupe. So anyway,
Speaker 3: my point is, my point is that was the ultimate
Speaker 3: fiftieth birthday present. I didn't want better, better than going
Speaker 3: to see justin Timberlake in Urban Plaza.
Speaker 2: They were right up there with hand in hand. We
Speaker 2: talked about that on this podcast.
Speaker 3: Of course. Now, the same person who got you into
Speaker 3: SNL that night, was that person, the one who got
Speaker 3: you to get on stage and go behind stage and.
Speaker 2: Open the door like you were coming in as a
Speaker 2: guest host.
Speaker 3: No, nope, one person.
Speaker 2: You have connections everywhere.
Speaker 3: Yeah, one person got me in the other person happens
Speaker 3: to be a cameraman at the camera. I guess I
Speaker 3: know the cameraman. He's the guy that showed me the
Speaker 3: Muppet pipe. You know what the Muppet pipes? Yes, right, yes,
Speaker 3: of course, yeah, they google the Muppet pipes even know
Speaker 3: what I'm talking about. Tremendous so yes, fantastic after hand
Speaker 3: of yeah, after the show, no, got to take a
Speaker 3: picture on the stage, got to do things that so
Speaker 3: as as they were exiting stage left with the rest
Speaker 3: of the audience, he came to rescue us and take
Speaker 3: us down the back staircase and we were hanging out,
Speaker 3: and then he showed us with a did Jimmy fallon studio?
Speaker 3: The Seth Meyer Studio which is next to so so
Speaker 3: studio eight H is sl We've been to the Seth
Speaker 3: meyersw SNL is studio eight H eight h of course.
Speaker 3: And then the uh Seth Meyers Show is a g G.
Speaker 3: It's h next door, right, and then and then Jimmy
Speaker 3: found the Kelly Clarkson Show is on the sixth floor.
Speaker 3: It's just amazing. It's just so much fun and I'm like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, I'm fucking walking around NBC thirty Rockefeller Plaza.
Speaker 2: This is it's amazing. It said the hallways are like
Speaker 2: just they're eerie, how.
Speaker 3: Cool they are. I didn't want to leave, but I
Speaker 3: told you that I told the story, didn't I Where
Speaker 3: where I when I went to see Cornan O'Brien when
Speaker 3: he was the host of Late Night YEP with Cornan
Speaker 3: O'Brien and I ended up in the bathroom with Matt Lower.
Speaker 3: Not nothing sexual happened, but I told that story right
Speaker 3: on the podcast where he shraped so loud and I
Speaker 3: had to get out of there. Yeah, because he was
Speaker 3: destroying the place. I don't feel bad telling the story
Speaker 3: because Matt Loud didn't turn it.
Speaker 2: Just a great guy.
Speaker 3: He was just ripping it, ripping it hard.
Speaker 2: But that's great.
Speaker 3: I'm that's one of those things like I wasn't jealous
Speaker 3: of you going to see justin Timberlake at the Garden
Speaker 3: or at Irving Plot whatever you going to see s
Speaker 3: And I've never been to SNL, never been to a taping.
Speaker 2: It's it's an experience.
Speaker 3: And then to get to go to the after party,
Speaker 3: I mean that's legendary. The after parties over legend They
Speaker 3: got two after parties, so that's after party one. The
Speaker 3: second after party starts at four am and goes to
Speaker 3: seven am, and that's at a different venue. And the
Speaker 3: thing is they don't reveal where they're doing the party
Speaker 3: till after the show's over. But the second the first
Speaker 3: party is a guest list because all the cast and
Speaker 3: everybody goes, and Lorn goes. The second party.
Speaker 2: Is a password.
Speaker 3: So if you know the password and you're up at
Speaker 3: the show, so the word gets around, they text out
Speaker 3: the password for the night. It's always something embarrassing, something
Speaker 3: don't get to go. What right. My point is when
Speaker 3: you get to the door of the second party, first
Speaker 3: of all, you're fucking hammered. It's four or five in
Speaker 3: the morning at that Yeah, of course you have nothing
Speaker 3: good happens at that hour. So who do you give
Speaker 3: money to grow for a car at that hour? And
Speaker 3: everyone's whoever's left overs left standing, we'll go to that party.
Speaker 3: So that party you entered by password. So basically, the
Speaker 3: issue the password at the end of the night, and
Speaker 3: then you have to know what it is. So if
Speaker 3: you're friends with a member or friends of friends, you
Speaker 3: could get the password. So he told me, my boy
Speaker 3: told me if ever, I'm out at four or five
Speaker 3: in the morning, and I want to go to the
Speaker 3: second SNL party in the future. Just text him for
Speaker 3: the password and you know. But anyway, all right, so
Speaker 3: when are we going? Oh oh, you're coming with me
Speaker 3: in my the next time I go. Yes, that's what
Speaker 3: it sounds like you were saying to me. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: Why else would you be telling me this party that
Speaker 3: you know I would go to my whole life.
Speaker 2: I grew up on SNL. Yes, I got to share
Speaker 2: that with you.
Speaker 3: That's a commercial.
Speaker 2: We will be right back. That's a dick move. That's
Speaker 2: dick move. Rather than invite me to go, you you
Speaker 2: commercialed me. I gave you the I gave you the
Speaker 2: old commercial.
Speaker 3: You commercial me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you commercial breaks me.
Speaker 3: Commercial broke me. All. So now that now that my
Speaker 3: birthday's over, I can go back to my my rut
Speaker 3: of not eating or drinking and working out. So there
Speaker 3: I've got nothing. That's it. That was the highlight of
Speaker 3: my weekend. And now now here I am back on
Speaker 3: back on my ish, back on your ish. Yeah, man,
Speaker 3: is it is it? Can you tell them lost a
Speaker 3: little weight? I can because you tell me on Instagram
Speaker 3: every day when I go to look at Instagram stories. Oh,
Speaker 3: I'm at Scary Jones shows me. How much is that obnoxious?
Speaker 3: Because people think I think it's endearing. No, I I
Speaker 3: think it's I think everybody is. It's important for people
Speaker 3: to know that you've you're doing well, and that you've
Speaker 3: balanced your whatever. You've balanced hormones, your hormones. You're not
Speaker 3: you don't have the man boobs anymore. You're back to
Speaker 3: having just male hormones, which is nice for you. I
Speaker 3: know that's a big deal. Uh No, you look great.
Speaker 3: You down if I remember correctly, scariness isn't planned. You're
Speaker 3: down twenty nine pounds in forty days. Is that accurate?
Speaker 3: Pretty much? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean things may have changed since tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Well tomorrow'll be hopefully being down another pound. By next week,
Speaker 3: I'll be done. The thing is, I'm not going to
Speaker 3: make it to the forty pounds and forty days unfortunately.
Speaker 3: All right, I'm going to go fifty days right to
Speaker 3: my vacation time. And because we're you know, next week
Speaker 3: the morning show, the Big Show is off. Not not
Speaker 3: next week, guys on a vacation again, not next week
Speaker 3: the week after that President's week. Oh yeah, that when
Speaker 3: I worked there, it was like we had a day off. Yeah,
Speaker 3: So I'm going to take it right up to that
Speaker 3: point and then we'll see what happens from there. But
Speaker 3: I'm going to need to keep at it because the
Speaker 3: exercise that is because I like to eat, and all
Speaker 3: I do is see shit on TikTok. Man, that's all
Speaker 3: I'm so upset with. Man. So I feed on Instagram
Speaker 3: is feed feed, I figured out. But that's why they
Speaker 3: call it a feed, by the way, exactly, because what
Speaker 3: am I going to feed on. I figured out that
Speaker 3: the way you're losing weight is to send me all
Speaker 3: of the food videos exactly it rather than watch to
Speaker 3: be like, oh this looks I'll send it to Brody
Speaker 3: because you have been sending me a lot of like
Speaker 3: montage videos of like, oh my god, these are my
Speaker 3: favorite restaurants in New Giants. Get back to me and
Speaker 3: tell me about it in the fourth quarter, but for now,
Speaker 3: you could watch that shit. No, it's not good for
Speaker 3: me that it's still that shit. I'm not going to
Speaker 3: those places. I'm not spending that kind of money. And
Speaker 3: I'm like, all right, well Scared is not taking me,
Speaker 3: so fuck, it's not going Instagram has me pegged. Man, there,
Speaker 3: I'm in some hellish vortex with that as pegged by
Speaker 3: who the Instagram platform? They they all they do is
Speaker 3: serve me food videos because it's all I used to watch.
Speaker 3: And kittens and parrots. So that's it. It's like cens
Speaker 3: and parrots and food. Have you ever lied to a
Speaker 3: girlfriend to have sex, to get sex, or to get
Speaker 3: sympathy sex? No, that's icky, that's fucking cringe. I don't want,
Speaker 3: I never would want sympathy. Sympathy sex is has gotta
Speaker 3: be awful. I don't think I've ever been. It's none
Speaker 3: of my life. It's not sympathy sex. I'll explain. So
Speaker 3: I don't remember if he told me. I could say
Speaker 3: who he was or I can't. It's not my friend Cheff,
Speaker 3: by the way, but uh, somebody that I know told
Speaker 3: me this story because we were talking about skiing, and
Speaker 3: I said, I only went skiing once, doing coke, no
Speaker 3: real skiing on a mountain. I went with my friend
Speaker 3: Vinnie from Brooklyn back in the day, and I fell
Speaker 3: and I ended up with skiers thumb. You can google that.
Speaker 3: But I'll explain. Some other thing is that it's a thing.
Speaker 3: So I'll explain the skiers thumb. You see my thumb
Speaker 3: skars Oh it's bent, it's bent right. So what happens
Speaker 3: is if you fall forward and the pole is in
Speaker 3: your hand, you put your hands out to fall right.
Speaker 2: You Brody's thumb has Pirone's disease. I think that's what
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So what happens is the pole stays in the
Speaker 3: joint between your thumb and your first finger because that's
Speaker 3: where you're holding it. And when you fall, the pole
Speaker 3: smashes the joint between your thumb and your first finger.
Speaker 3: But it's so cold you don't feel it. That's painful,
Speaker 3: and then it heals wrong. So I went to the
Speaker 3: doctor and they're like, when do you think this happened?
Speaker 3: I go, well, I was skiing and the guy said,
Speaker 3: did you fall? I said, yeah, my first time skiing.
Speaker 3: Is well, you have skis thumb and they can't fix it.
Speaker 3: So my friend's telling me how he went up to
Speaker 3: Vermont he went skiing, and I said, oh, I want
Speaker 3: he goes?
Speaker 2: Did you ski?
Speaker 3: Say? I went skiing once. I loved it, but somewhere
Speaker 3: along the way I fell. I ended up with a
Speaker 3: deformed thumb. The rest of my life. They can't fix
Speaker 3: it without fusing it. What meaning you lose the joint.
Speaker 3: So he says, yeah, I went with skiing once and
Speaker 3: I ripped my hand up really bad and the skin
Speaker 3: was ripped and it was really bad. So they had
Speaker 3: to put it in a cast, like a soft cast.
Speaker 3: And he says the problem was now again, it's not me.
Speaker 3: It's not Jeff. He said, I you know, I like
Speaker 3: to pleasure myself a lot as a guy, and I
Speaker 3: couldn't do it because my hand was wrapped up and
Speaker 3: I can't do it with my left hand. So I
Speaker 3: said to my wife, you got to help me out here.
Speaker 3: I can't take care of myself. We need to up
Speaker 3: the times we're having sex. So she had sex with
Speaker 3: him every day for two weeks, and then at the
Speaker 3: end of two weeks, the doctor says, you can take
Speaker 3: the bandages off.
Speaker 2: You're fine. He rewrapped his hand.
Speaker 3: And kept it going for two more weeks, telling her, babe,
Speaker 3: my hand is still bad, and had sex with her
Speaker 3: or whatever she did for him to relieve him of
Speaker 3: his alleged stress for another two weeks. So I was
Speaker 3: can you be that you can't control yourself.
Speaker 2: Like I gotta have it well the coast.
Speaker 3: Thing I said to him was I go, dude, you
Speaker 3: can't go a couple of days without like relieving yourself.
Speaker 3: He's like, I go a day other than that, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna I'm gonna pattern, I'm gonna rhythm, I gotta I
Speaker 3: gotta wow.
Speaker 2: So he goes.
Speaker 3: And at the time, my wife and I weren't very regular.
Speaker 3: We were like once a week. And I told her
Speaker 3: I need help. So whatever she did for him, she
Speaker 3: helped him. And then when his two weeks were up,
Speaker 3: he told her, babe, my hands. It didn't heal right.
Speaker 3: They had to, you know, redo something. And it was
Speaker 3: a slight and and so he got the two weeks
Speaker 3: out of her. Oh. She does not listen to the
Speaker 3: podcast because to this day she does not know that
Speaker 3: he did that. But you have never You've never done like, oh,
Speaker 3: maybe my back hurts, can I just lay here? No? Never, No,
Speaker 3: uh huh, that's not me. I mean, you buy a
Speaker 3: car for a girl, but you wouldn't lie to her. Man,
Speaker 3: you can't get past that. That's the thing, man, that's
Speaker 3: a thing. You cannot get past that. No. Yeah, no,
Speaker 3: But I've never lied for I've never lied for sex,
Speaker 3: all right. I mean I've I've I've I've claimed I
Speaker 3: was nice and I'm not. So that was. I don't
Speaker 3: gonna lie. But I'm a rock star. I don't need
Speaker 3: to lie. You know, I'm famous. I'm gonna sign merch.
Speaker 3: People gonna buy it. Yeah, look at you. So super
Speaker 3: Bowl's coming up this weekend, and uh, who do you
Speaker 3: got about it? Niners are Chiefs. I will post the
Speaker 3: same picture I post four years out of the last five,
Speaker 3: maybe I am. I am a pseudo Chiefs fan in
Speaker 3: the super Bowl. And I'll tell you why I've told this.
Speaker 3: You can watch, you can see my Instagram. You could
Speaker 3: see every year I post the same picture or pictures.
Speaker 3: Patrick Mahomes's father, Pat, who was arrested this week driving
Speaker 3: under the influence.
Speaker 2: So I don't root for him at the moment. I
Speaker 2: hope he's gonna be okay.
Speaker 3: Patrick Mahomes' father pitched for the Mets, and he grew
Speaker 3: up around the Mets. And this pictures him online shagging
Speaker 3: flies in the outfields a little boy, and he grew
Speaker 3: up a Mets fan. He's always wearing Mets jerseys. He's
Speaker 3: a Mets fan. When the interviewed him. He's like, Hey,
Speaker 3: my father played for like eleven teams, but the Mets
Speaker 3: treated me really well. And I'm a Mets fan. So
Speaker 3: because he's a Mets fan, he wears Mets jerseys, I
Speaker 3: root for him. That's the only reason. And my I
Speaker 3: like the coach. I like Andy Reid. So what's the
Speaker 3: over and under? I couldn't tell you don't. I don't
Speaker 3: bet on the games. I'm gonna watch this. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: watch the commercials. How about and I'm when I said
Speaker 3: I'm rooting for the chief scary, I'd be like, oh,
Speaker 3: the Chiefs, wouldn't it be nice? I don't have a
Speaker 3: dog in the race. The Jets don't go to the
Speaker 3: super Bowl? Okay, well, hold on a second. What about
Speaker 3: a prop bet? I don't how many times? How many
Speaker 3: times are they gonna show Taylor Swift during the broadcast.
Speaker 3: That's probably gonna be the number one prop bet. That's if,
Speaker 3: by the way, there's a prop bet. As to whether
Speaker 3: or not she can get back from Japan in time,
Speaker 3: the Japanese ambassador released a letter this week saying he
Speaker 3: will do whatever he can to help her get out
Speaker 3: of the country. Obviously, she has a private jet. But
Speaker 3: she starts to do the concert Friday night in Japan. Yeah,
Speaker 3: a late night concert, and then it's an eighteen or
Speaker 3: nineteen hour flight back to la because that's where the
Speaker 3: direct flight goes to. And then she has to fly
Speaker 3: to Vegas. I don't think she's gonna fly directly to Vegas.
Speaker 3: Whatever the plane does, I don't know she's gonna fly
Speaker 3: to Vegas. And then she's got like she'll get like
Speaker 3: four hours sleep and get to the game. So now
Speaker 3: the people are betting whether she's gonna make it. I
Speaker 3: imagine she'll make it. Right. Well, I don't know if
Speaker 3: you saw boomerisiasin on another podcast, but he was talking
Speaker 3: about how she's you know, tailors helped the NFL. She's
Speaker 3: introduced new faces to the game because they're people that
Speaker 3: would never watch football but now they are. Or they
Speaker 3: are bonding between a father and a daughter where the
Speaker 3: daughters are watching for Taylor for whatever is Taylor reaction
Speaker 3: shots and the dad's interested in the game and could
Speaker 3: be like a moment of like you know, where they
Speaker 3: communicate with each other. But Taylor specifically, he was was
Speaker 3: it him that was talking or maybe it's conjecture. I
Speaker 3: don't know rumor, but basically, would you be surprised if
Speaker 3: Taylor Swift was paid, not well, not paid, but like
Speaker 3: demanded on them flying her, the NFL flying her on
Speaker 3: their private jet on their time. She would never First
Speaker 3: of all, she has to fly her own jet to
Speaker 3: jet Japan, so that she has to come back anyway. No,
Speaker 3: but like she can get a rise, she's got hold on.
Speaker 3: She's got to still end up back in Japan. She's
Speaker 3: got to go back to Tokyo. So so the point
Speaker 3: is if if is it worth the NFL? I think
Speaker 3: the NFL could be footing the bill, not a chance
Speaker 3: to hold on. But let me tell you what, No,
Speaker 3: I'm not even finished because of what she because of
Speaker 3: what she the impact she's had on the NFL, and
Speaker 3: she knows her value and her worth and you and
Speaker 3: they don't pay people to come to the to the
Speaker 3: super Bowl because we're honored and a privilege to be there. Sure,
Speaker 3: maybe the NFL is footing the bill for a private
Speaker 3: jet to take her to from Japan to the super
Speaker 3: Bowl and back, which is going to cast an rmoral
Speaker 3: leg And while she's there, she's going to get her
Speaker 3: own private suite for her and her friends or whoever.
Speaker 3: And those sweets are now going they say they're going
Speaker 3: for a million dollars each.
Speaker 2: So what are the odds.
Speaker 3: That she actually zero, that she that these are true stories,
Speaker 3: that we put that on top of the pile of
Speaker 3: bullshit conspiracy theories that people have that, oh, she's not
Speaker 3: really in love with with Travis.
Speaker 2: I never said that. I never said that.
Speaker 3: Not you not, You wouldn't say you. All of these
Speaker 3: can piracy theories are bullshit. I'll tell you why. First
Speaker 3: of all, I saw one guy called her a gold
Speaker 3: digger for dating a football player. He's worth, he's worth.
Speaker 3: I don't know a fraction of what she's worth. A
Speaker 3: billion dollars, she's worth a billion. You know what a
Speaker 3: billion is scary? A thousand million? Yeah, she's worth a
Speaker 3: thousand million. Yeah, Okay, she's gonna make a couple one
Speaker 3: hundred million in Japan. Do you really think she cares
Speaker 3: about the cost of a flight? Think about it at
Speaker 3: the risk, at the think about this at the If
Speaker 3: the NFL paid for her flight, then all the other
Speaker 3: conspiracy theorists would say, oh, I was wrong, I was
Speaker 3: right about that one. I must have been right with
Speaker 3: all the other ones. Then it looks like she's it's
Speaker 3: all it's all a scam, right, whether it is or
Speaker 3: it isn't. She would never risk her reputation up pun intended.
Speaker 3: Heyo for a couple of hundred thousand dollar flight or
Speaker 3: one hundred thousand dollar flight, whatever the flight costs, that's
Speaker 3: meaningless money to her. She actually is in love with
Speaker 3: the guy. She's gonna come And honestly, do you think
Speaker 3: the NFL needs any more attention on the fucking super Bowl?
Speaker 3: On the Super Bowl they charge five million dollars a
Speaker 3: minute for commercials. You think they need one more person
Speaker 3: watching the Super Bowl?
Speaker 2: It's a global phenomenon. I'm just telling you.
Speaker 3: I'm just telling you what what's out there, what people
Speaker 3: are saying.
Speaker 2: But that's what they're saying online.
Speaker 3: That's the line online is trash. People come up with
Speaker 3: everything they come like, who who needs more attention? Oh,
Speaker 3: she's only dating table Swift for publicity. She's the biggest
Speaker 3: artist on the planet. Just he's in the middle of
Speaker 3: the biggest musical tour in the history of music tours.
Speaker 3: She doesn't need more publicity. In fact, she wants less publicity.
Speaker 3: But she might I don't know. I guess there you go,
Speaker 3: but nobody but you don't. The NFL. Second, the NFL
Speaker 3: figures I could cash in on this because I you know,
Speaker 3: they need me. They need me. The NFL doesn't need
Speaker 3: her for the future billion dollars they need I understand that.
Speaker 3: But could they give her that would matter to a billion.
Speaker 3: But it's not about It's not about the money at
Speaker 3: this point. It's about then how does she cash in?
Speaker 3: She doesn't need cash because it's it's all about It's
Speaker 3: all about respect and the fact that respect. She just
Speaker 3: wants to watch a football game with her boyfriend playing.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: But if she can get them to pay the bill
Speaker 2: of a why would that bill?
Speaker 3: Dude? It's like it's like saying, oh, would Elvis go
Speaker 3: to McDonald's if they treated him. Elvis doesn't need McDonald's
Speaker 3: to treat him for a happy meal. A flight from
Speaker 3: Japan is a happy meal to Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2: She's a billionaire.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you don't think that she's actually going to
Speaker 3: take advantage of the fact that, well, what's in it
Speaker 3: for me? I mean, I know she wants to see
Speaker 3: her boyfriend play in the Super Bowl. That's what's in
Speaker 3: it for her. What else does she need?
Speaker 2: Her album's in the middle of the year.
Speaker 3: She's all on the other on the other side of
Speaker 3: the world right now. She may not be motivated as much.
Speaker 3: I don't know. She's not motivated to fly back and
Speaker 3: watch her boyfriend in the fucking super Bowl. Okay. If
Speaker 3: you see her in her own private suite, just know
Speaker 3: that cost a million dollars. Okay, and I just told
Speaker 3: you she's worth a thousand million. I don't think she
Speaker 3: paid for that suite. If you see her in that suite, scary.
Speaker 3: You just got a gift card from a company that
Speaker 3: dumped you. Why wouldn't a company give her a free suite.
Speaker 3: It's it's courtesy. It's courtesy. That's what they do. The
Speaker 3: NFL is we only got the red carpet. It's a
Speaker 3: respect thing. It's like, you know something, We're happy what
Speaker 3: you've done for us all season. Of course we have
Speaker 3: we have trouble getting younger people through the door. People
Speaker 3: don't want to watch fucking live sports anymore. So, you know,
Speaker 3: because no, because even though the NFL is a joggernaut,
Speaker 3: it's still not as successful and profitable as it once was.
Speaker 2: The NFL is going to make so much money the
Speaker 2: r So thank.
Speaker 3: You Taylor Swift. Hold on, heear me out for a second.
Speaker 3: I'm Rochel Goodell, I'm Roger Goodell. Thank you Taylor Swift
Speaker 3: for all you've done for us this season.
Speaker 2: Yeah, here's a sweet.
Speaker 3: So here's a plane and a suite. She won't take
Speaker 3: the plane. He won't set the plane. I'll tell you
Speaker 3: why she won't take the plane because she yesterday, she's paying.
Speaker 2: A million dollars for that suite. She's gonna think she's entitled.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm talking about. She thinks she's entitled.
Speaker 2: She's done for the NFL.
Speaker 3: But you you've met Taylor, you know the real You
Speaker 3: know she's not to act like she's entitled. You know,
Speaker 3: when she goes to football games, she gives huge tips
Speaker 3: to the people that wait on her. She gives huge
Speaker 3: tips to the security guards. Again, when she plays a concert,
Speaker 3: she gives money to all the people that work there,
Speaker 3: to everyone on her staff makes a lot of money.
Speaker 2: She's very generous.
Speaker 3: If she gets as sweet for free, she will take
Speaker 3: that money and she will hand it out to the
Speaker 3: people serving the food in the suite. She's not like that.
Speaker 3: She's not an asshole. Scary you and I know a
Speaker 3: lot of assholes in the music industry, and we aren't
Speaker 3: mentioning them, right, But she's not one of them. I
Speaker 3: just think that it's it's it's a roll out the
Speaker 3: red carpet, thank you, thank you gift. Yeah. Will they
Speaker 3: give her? Will they give her a private entrance in
Speaker 3: security to get in? Absolutely? Of course? All right. But
Speaker 3: if I'm watching the super Bowl and I have a
Speaker 3: choice between them showing a shirtless fat guy with a
Speaker 3: Chiefs logo on his chest or Taylor Swift with his mom,
Speaker 3: that's fine. My mate. Doesn't bother me as long as
Speaker 3: I see my funny commercials. And by the way, the
Speaker 3: commercial for paramount streaming service, oh my god, it looks great.
Speaker 3: I want to see another shirtless Jason kelcey. That's another
Speaker 3: prop bet that i'd like to bet on. Will Jason
Speaker 3: Kelsey appear?
Speaker 2: That's the highlight.
Speaker 3: Let's come up.
Speaker 2: Let's come up on our own prop bets.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 2: Let me let me think, uh uh?
Speaker 3: Will there be more soda? I'll tell you what. Will
Speaker 3: there be more beer commercials? Or chips and snacks commercials?
Speaker 3: Will there be I think, uh, more more snacks commercials? Okay,
Speaker 3: I think what about? What about? Uh? Will there be
Speaker 3: a commercial featuring an old person taking a fall? A
Speaker 3: senior citizen falling down? Unless you've seen some of the commercials,
Speaker 3: I haven't seen any. I swear to god, haven't seen any.
Speaker 3: Will there be another commercial with the Kelsey's mom Kelsey's
Speaker 3: god right? Or will it be a commercial with Jason
Speaker 3: Kelcey like sitting on the watching TV at home and
Speaker 3: he's not He wasn't invited this year, like oh, I said,
Speaker 3: don't watch my brother something like that, Pete Davidson appear
Speaker 3: in a net or some pop culture people of this
Speaker 3: some Well, I'm looking forward as a fan of Marvel movies.
Speaker 3: The Deadpool three trailer is going to play, and allegedly
Speaker 3: we're gonna find out who the cast of the Fantastic
Speaker 3: Four is.
Speaker 2: I'm excited about that.
Speaker 3: You heard that normally a super Bowl perform at halftime
Speaker 3: performance is thirteen minutes long, and Usher asked for fifteen
Speaker 3: and he got it, so he's getting extra two minutes.
Speaker 3: I also think that a little John and Ludacris will
Speaker 3: be up here because Yeah is Usher's biggest song of
Speaker 3: all time, so there's no way he can't do that,
Speaker 3: and he was not gonna be able to do it
Speaker 3: without Ludacris and Little John, So I think that both
Speaker 3: of them will be there as well. I would not
Speaker 3: take that bet. I think that's I think you're right.
Speaker 3: People are also saying Justin Bieber is going to make
Speaker 3: an appearance.
Speaker 2: Why would he be there becaus Usher discovered him?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he was in a song with Usher or
Speaker 3: all the way back right he was yeah. Oh, how
Speaker 3: long do you think the the national anthem will be?
Speaker 3: I think it's I'm going to say two minutes and
Speaker 3: fourteen seconds. I could not care any less. I'm going
Speaker 3: to the length of the national anthems to fourteen.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 3: There was one crazy bet. I don't even know singing,
Speaker 3: but there was one insane bet. Oh something stupid some
Speaker 3: pizza place. It's not the major ones said that if
Speaker 3: if there's.
Speaker 2: A doink during the game, then everyone gets free pizza.
Speaker 3: Kick a doink on either a field goal or an
Speaker 3: extra point. That means the football has hit the crossbar
Speaker 3: or the uh yeah, the bottom and any part of
Speaker 3: the you of the of the of the yellow bar.
Speaker 3: If the football hits that, dude, what are the odds
Speaker 3: that that's going to happen. I don't know what the
Speaker 3: odds are, but it happens rarely. It's not but it's
Speaker 3: not impossible. A doink, a doint doinks happen. So so
Speaker 3: basically what this pizza fucking place is giving away to
Speaker 3: its to its patrons is and it's it's a national chain,
Speaker 3: I believe, but not one that I've ever heard of.
Speaker 3: They're giving away nothing because thanks for nothing, you idiots.
Speaker 3: There's no way there's going to be a doint during
Speaker 3: the game. And why the doink? What does that have
Speaker 3: to do with pizza? I have no idea. I guess
Speaker 3: they just figured out something that doesn't happen that often, Right,
Speaker 3: they want something. They want to make the news, or
Speaker 3: they want to go viral, or they want to be
Speaker 3: talked about. Oh, you're talking about me. It's not mentioning
Speaker 3: their name because they're not a sponsor. Right if they were,
Speaker 3: you'd be I'll tell you hit ja. Yeah, but isn't
Speaker 3: that stupid? Like come up with something better, but you're
Speaker 3: talking about it. You ask people think is a funny word,
Speaker 3: and now you're talking about it, So you're playing right
Speaker 3: into their hands. It is brilliant. They got their money's worth. No,
Speaker 3: they didn't, mis I tell you what pizza place it was.
Speaker 3: You didn't.
Speaker 2: But other people at the commercials is.
Speaker 3: Gonna run and people are like all they do and yeah,
Speaker 3: doink where do I get my pizza?
Speaker 2: And they were like, oh, yeah, it's not a national chain.
Speaker 2: You don't get shipped. You get you get? Who gots is?
Speaker 3: What you got? Who got? Who got? So? That didn't
Speaker 3: mean nothing. When we're growing up got, No, we just
Speaker 3: say gots and ghoul, you get gots and gool gots.
Speaker 2: I never said that you got who gotst was Stu
Speaker 2: Gottstu Gots was somebody?
Speaker 3: Wasn't that the name of the what Tony Sopranos boat,
Speaker 3: the Stuts?
Speaker 2: What do I remember that?
Speaker 3: That's useless? That's all right because it's the Sopranos and
Speaker 3: they're fantastic. I watched clips on YouTube all the time, like, oh,
Speaker 3: let me watch when so and so got whacked. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there's a lot of people that you know, they've had
Speaker 3: a resurgence of people wanting to watch the Sopranos that
Speaker 3: never saw it before, and people are getting pissed off
Speaker 3: with spoilers crazy.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, the show ended in two thousand and seven,
Speaker 2: so is.
Speaker 3: There expiration date?
Speaker 2: Is there an expiration date on the spoilers?
Speaker 3: The first the first episode was twenty five years ago,
Speaker 3: Like at some point you gotta go. Yeah, but I
Speaker 3: don't like spoilers. But we got yelled at once for
Speaker 3: like you remember it was early two thousands and we
Speaker 3: went on the air and we said, oh yeah, at
Speaker 3: the end of King Kong got slices. Don't get mad
Speaker 3: at me, Oh they will, okay, let me, let me,
Speaker 3: let me phrase this. In the recent King Kong movies
Speaker 3: in the last ten years, there's they're updated, and there's sequels, whatever.
Speaker 3: But the original King Kong movie from nineteen thirty nine
Speaker 3: or whatever, it was thirty four thirty four. Then they
Speaker 3: made another one nineteen seventy six, right, then they made
Speaker 3: another one in whatever year it was. H it's the
Speaker 3: same story, the same plot of the same movie. Yeah,
Speaker 3: towas Beauty killed the Beast. Yeah, and the spoiling happens.
Speaker 3: He falls off the Empire State building and in seventy
Speaker 3: six he died. The World Trade Towers. He dies, he dies.
Speaker 3: He dies every time. So people like I can't believe
Speaker 3: you ruled the movie like the movie was nineteen seventy
Speaker 3: six at that point. He dies in all of them.
Speaker 3: He doesn't die in the recent ones, but like he
Speaker 3: died in the original one. He fell in love with
Speaker 3: an actress named Fay Ray and he climbed to the
Speaker 3: top and biplanes shot at him and then jets shot
Speaker 3: at him. In seventy six, fell off the World Trade
Speaker 3: Tower at one of the towers. It's the same story.
Speaker 3: So people like, I can't believe you ruined that movie.
Speaker 3: For me, he ruined the Titanic. The boat sinks. Remember
Speaker 3: that we got in trouble for saying that, oh the
Speaker 3: boats to be like he ruined the movie, dude, the
Speaker 3: Titanic sank. It's a it's a true story, but the Titanic. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And in Lincoln he gets assassinated, folks, Yeah, in the theater.
Speaker 3: In the theater. It's crazy because because these are real
Speaker 3: life stories now and you just it's history. So but
Speaker 3: you can't even talk about six cents. I'll tell you
Speaker 3: what there was, Okay, So before you go on, help
Speaker 3: us a whole the last the last three minutes, I'm
Speaker 3: thinking of my head. Haley Joel Osmont sixth sense? Should
Speaker 3: I bring it up? Should I bring it up? But
Speaker 3: I guess what, man, you bring it up, people are
Speaker 3: gonna get pissed. Even though the two movies I will
Speaker 3: never talk about the end of twenty five years Old
Speaker 3: is sixth sense, sixth sense and the Usual Suspects, because
Speaker 3: those two movies you don't want to give away the ending,
Speaker 3: you don't, it's it ruins, well, it ruins a lot
Speaker 3: of the movie if you knew the ending, because the
Speaker 3: ending tells the story about what happened previously. Right, It's
Speaker 3: just one of those things. Still don't ruin those movies.
Speaker 3: But Titanic the boat sayings, I got news for you.
Speaker 3: That's what happens. So uh, I feel like scary since
Speaker 3: we don't we don't we don't have talkbacks to play
Speaker 3: because we do the talkbacks. I feel like I should
Speaker 3: tell how I got yelled at the supermarket and the
Speaker 3: fight I got into with the uh, the the fire
Speaker 3: inspector in my house I have. I've been getting into
Speaker 3: arguments with people. I feel like I should I should
Speaker 3: share them. Well, we'll we'll we'll pick one. Well that
Speaker 3: out of time, go ahead, all right, Well, I'll tell
Speaker 3: you about the guy I had to scream at from
Speaker 3: home depot. Another home depot story. So I I have
Speaker 3: a water heater, not a hot water heater, that's redundant
Speaker 3: of a water heater in my basement. And I got
Speaker 3: the town called me and said, you know that water
Speaker 3: heater you had installed a few years ago, you never
Speaker 3: filed the proper paperwork.
Speaker 2: With the town. So I said, wait a minute.
Speaker 3: The people that installed it said they file the paperwork.
Speaker 3: They go, yeah, well you didn't. You need to file
Speaker 3: the paperwork and we need to take care of that.
Speaker 3: You need to get us the permit number that was
Speaker 3: filled out so we can track it down and take
Speaker 3: care of it, and we'll have our inspector come and
Speaker 3: look at it. I said, all right, well, no problem,
Speaker 3: I bought it a home Depot. I'll call the home
Speaker 3: depot people. Now, home depot uses a company, an installer company, right,
Speaker 3: something like eight hundred heaters or something something like that.
Speaker 3: So I call home Depot to see if they have
Speaker 3: a record of it. Right, I say, listen, you guys
Speaker 3: installed my water heater like I don't know, two three
Speaker 3: years ago, and whoever you guys hire They didn't give
Speaker 3: me a copy of the permit. I don't know what
Speaker 3: they did with the permit, and they didn't file it
Speaker 3: with the town. The town never didn't inspec I need
Speaker 3: to copy the permit so I can get this taken
Speaker 3: care of, because you know, if I want to sell
Speaker 3: my house, I can't sell my house unless all the
Speaker 3: permits are clear right, it makes sense? Yeah, okay, all right.
Speaker 3: So they transferred me to the guy at home depot
Speaker 3: that's going to help me in the in the water
Speaker 3: heating department. So I said, listen. Uh his name was
Speaker 3: was Max. I said, listen to Max, I need your help.
Speaker 3: I need to copy my permit. He is the story, YadA, YadA, YadA.
Speaker 3: He says, uh, yeah, the the installer should have given
Speaker 3: you the permit. Yep.
Speaker 2: I understand that, Max, but they didn't. That's why I'm
Speaker 2: calling you.
Speaker 3: I don't know who the installer was, because it's whoever
Speaker 3: you sent out at that time. You know.
Speaker 2: He goes, well, I can't go back in my system
Speaker 2: more than a year. Call the installer.
Speaker 3: I said, Okay, I don't know if you're listening to me, Max,
Speaker 3: but I don't know who the installer is. I know,
Speaker 3: I told you guys, a minute ago. It was eight hundred,
Speaker 3: you know, water heater or whatever. I didn't know it
Speaker 3: at the time, So I said, I don't know who
Speaker 3: the installer was. You guys hire them whoever you guys hire.
Speaker 3: He says, well, they should have given you the permit, Max,
Speaker 3: Like I said, they didn't give me the paperwork. That's
Speaker 3: why I'm calling you. Well, I can't go back in
Speaker 3: my system more than a year. Yep, you told me that.
Speaker 3: But I what should I do then? Because I bought
Speaker 3: this from you? How can I track down the purchase?
Speaker 3: And do you know who your installer is? He goes, well,
Speaker 3: you may have to call the installer. Do you know
Speaker 3: who the installer was? This guy stotts like, listen, Max,
Speaker 3: you're not listening to me. I said, I'm trying. I'm
Speaker 3: trying to be calm with you. I don't know who
Speaker 3: the installer was, right, He says, yeah, Well you know
Speaker 3: the guys who installed it. They should have given you
Speaker 3: the paperwork for the water heater. Yep, they should have,
Speaker 3: but they didn't. Right.
Speaker 2: So then he says, well.
Speaker 3: Did you check your records because they should have given
Speaker 3: you the permit. I checked my records, Max, So can
Speaker 3: you please tell me what I should do to find
Speaker 3: out how to get the permit. He says yeah. He goes,
Speaker 3: hold on, let me put you on hold. Let me
Speaker 3: talk to a couple of people up right back. What's
Speaker 3: on hold? I get the hold. News that comes back.
Speaker 3: He says, yeah. I talked to my supervisor. Here's what
Speaker 3: he said. I go, yeah, what he say? Here's you
Speaker 3: should get the paperwork from the installer. I said, you,
Speaker 3: son of a bitch. I haven't even given him my
Speaker 3: name yet, so I was okay to yell at him.
Speaker 3: I go, you, son of a bitch. Why aren't you
Speaker 3: listening to me?
Speaker 2: Sir?
Speaker 3: You don't have to get upset. No, I have to
Speaker 3: get upset because I told you I didn't know who
Speaker 3: the installer was. I told you and have the paperwork,
Speaker 3: and your response to me was they should have given
Speaker 3: me the paperwork. I'm aware of that. I'm not the speking.
Speaker 3: They should have give me the paperwork. They didn't give
Speaker 3: me the paperwork. So I'm asking you how do I
Speaker 3: get the paperwork? And you tell me to call the installer.
Speaker 3: When I've told you I don't who installer is. You
Speaker 3: tell me, well, they should have given me the paperwork
Speaker 3: COLLI installer. I don't know who the installer was, so
Speaker 3: I had to call corporate, who told me I have
Speaker 3: to call the store to find out which installer they used.
Speaker 3: I said, please, don't make me call them back. I
Speaker 3: called them back and I got Max again, and Max's sir,
Speaker 3: none that I can help you with. You need to
Speaker 3: get the paperwork for the installed. Are you sure you
Speaker 3: didn't get the paperwork? Oh my god, Oh my god, Max,
Speaker 3: Oh my god. So I like how he's checking with
Speaker 3: you three times, just in case. So I said, So,
Speaker 3: here's what I did. I said, Max, let me ask
Speaker 3: you a question. I want to call back. I'm going
Speaker 3: to check my filing cabinet. I'm gonna check everything. What
Speaker 3: days are you there this week? Because I want to
Speaker 3: come in and I want to Sorry, I said, I
Speaker 3: want to call back. I want to make sure I
Speaker 3: get you because you've been very informative. You seen to
Speaker 3: know what you're talking about. What days are you there?
Speaker 3: He goes, I'm here every day, but Wednesday, fantastic. You
Speaker 3: went on Wednesday. I went on Wednesday. I knew on Wednesday,
Speaker 3: and ROBERTA helped me. I'm sorry, Ronda, Ronda, helped me.
Speaker 3: Ronda was fucking fantastic help me, Ronda, and Ronda helped you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so she says, she says, we only have mister Brody,
Speaker 3: we only have two installers. We have such and such brothers,
Speaker 3: and we have eight hundred heaters. I go, yes, eight
Speaker 3: hundred heaters. That sounds very familiar. That's them. So I
Speaker 3: called eight hundred heaters and the guy says to me,
Speaker 3: that's not a problem. They pulled up your account and
Speaker 3: he emailed. He emailed me the permit immediately while I
Speaker 3: was on the phone with him. So fuck you, Max,
Speaker 3: fuck you. Mission accomplished. I knew you were going to
Speaker 3: do that. Find out when he wasn't working. Yep. I
Speaker 3: couldn't ask him when he wasn't working. So it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: what days are you there? That's right from here, every
Speaker 3: day but Wednesday. And that's exactly brotherly. By the way,
Speaker 3: how I got out of my relationship with my ex
Speaker 3: hair haircutter guy.
Speaker 2: He was terrible and he well did you buy him
Speaker 2: a car?
Speaker 3: Well, every time every time I would go for a haircut, dude,
Speaker 3: this guy was in there. I'm like, fuck man, I'm like,
Speaker 3: I don't want to break up with him, and I
Speaker 3: don't want to and I want really want to go
Speaker 3: hang out, and I want Amanda to cut my hair
Speaker 3: from now on. So Amanda was good. Who fucked up
Speaker 3: your hair? Now though, Hey that's Amanda. A man is
Speaker 3: the best. Shut up, don't don't go there. But this
Speaker 3: dude was there every day, so I'm like, hey, buddy,
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm thinking about coming in that another time,
Speaker 3: So what's your schedule? And of course he was off
Speaker 3: on Thursdays. And then I found that from the lady
Speaker 3: at the reception desk that Amanda was in on Thursdays.
Speaker 2: I'm like, great, because I can't wait.
Speaker 3: Wait, you're going to a different person in the same establishment. Yes,
Speaker 3: you can't do that. I just did. I did it
Speaker 3: this exact same way that you just solved your problem.
Speaker 3: So now so I only go to get my haircut
Speaker 3: on Thursdays because Amanda is there and this dude, it's
Speaker 3: this dude's day off because he is that you to
Speaker 3: this dude for five years. Can you imagine if he
Speaker 3: saw me? Because no, if I went on a day
Speaker 3: when Amanda and him were there and I went in
Speaker 3: her chair, he'd fucking give me, like the side eye
Speaker 3: and we were there. If Amanda he was there, he'd
Speaker 3: fucking stare me down, like you motherfucker. So so to him,
Speaker 3: I just disappeared out of air. What if Marjorie says, hey, uh, Mike,
Speaker 3: I need you to cover my Thursday shift. I got
Speaker 3: tickets to a concert. Yeah, i'll work you Thursday. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna get caught were red handed? Yeah? You fuck?
Speaker 2: What do you do that?
Speaker 3: Do you win to Amanda and then go to this guy. No,
Speaker 3: Amanda knows and Mandon knows. She's like, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 3: totally understand why you don't want to be. We'll call
Speaker 3: him Larry. Okay, well he don't want to be. You
Speaker 3: don't want to.
Speaker 2: We don't want Larry to cut your hair, so Amanda
Speaker 2: cuts my hair.
Speaker 3: Okay, but wait a minute, will she call you and
Speaker 3: go like, dude, Larry's here, don't come in. Yeah, she'll
Speaker 3: give me the heads up. But that's never happened. Every Thursday.
Speaker 3: I think he's got something to do with his kids.
Speaker 3: Whatever it is. Larry's there every day, but Thursday or actually,
Speaker 3: because they eat worth like three four days a week,
Speaker 3: the one day that Amanda is there and he's not the
Speaker 3: one is Thursday, right, so if you want your haircut
Speaker 3: a different day, you have to see if he's there
Speaker 3: or not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I have to wait till the following Thursday.
Speaker 3: Well, could you call up and be like, what if
Speaker 3: you need an emergency haircut? What if you your Thursday
Speaker 3: appointments with book? You're like, I got a jingle Ball
Speaker 3: concert coming up, I gotta get a haircut. Would you
Speaker 3: go to a different establishment? Yes?
Speaker 2: To avoid Larry. Hey, guess what, Brodie, I just got
Speaker 2: a haircut today.
Speaker 3: What's today? Today's Thursday? Holy shit, that's right, That's why
Speaker 3: it looks decent. Seriously, though, what did Larry give me?
Speaker 3: An give me an idea of what? Was he a talker?
Speaker 3: Was he a toucher?
Speaker 2: Larry was just he was never happy.
Speaker 3: He gave me a swimmer, he gave me the swimmer cut.
Speaker 2: I just he just he slacked off. He wasn't he
Speaker 2: wasn't as good.
Speaker 3: A couple of years later down No, a couple of
Speaker 3: years down the road, he just he lost his touch.
Speaker 3: He wasn't giving me great haircuts. Is shaky hand. He
Speaker 3: getting old. The one the one day I went to
Speaker 3: Amanda when he wasn't there, I realized a vashed improvement
Speaker 3: in my haircut. So I said different, said next month,
Speaker 3: I'm coming to you. Is Amanda hot? Yeah? She said
Speaker 3: enough said yep, okay, but that's really why you're going.
Speaker 2: I got you all right? No, she's not well? What
Speaker 2: to say?
Speaker 3: I can't do that.
Speaker 2: No, man is cool, she's a good person.
Speaker 3: That's terrible. You never say a girl's cool and you
Speaker 3: say you put me on a spot. You just say
Speaker 3: she's very I don't look at her that way, that's all.
Speaker 3: I don't look at her that way.
Speaker 2: Thank you? Larry is he hut? No, Oh, you can't
Speaker 2: be seen with Larry.
Speaker 3: Then.
Speaker 2: Now Larry's always is a bad haircut.
Speaker 3: Okay, is I give you this riddle and you tell
Speaker 3: me what you would do. You go into this small
Speaker 3: western town and there's like two haircut places next to
Speaker 3: each other, and one haircut place. The guy's got a
Speaker 3: terrible haircut, and his place is a mess, there's his
Speaker 3: hair everywhere. The other place is the guy has a
Speaker 3: great haircut and his place is spotless. Who would you
Speaker 3: go to for haircut? And why the guy with the
Speaker 3: terrible haircut? Who's who's places looks like ship with the
Speaker 3: guy with the nice haircut, who has a nice, clean,
Speaker 3: clean shop. The terrible haircut guy. Why. I couldn't tell you,
Speaker 3: but I know that's the answer. Why No, you don't
Speaker 3: go to the terrible haircut guy. But you gotta go
Speaker 3: to the terrible haircut guy because he gave the good
Speaker 3: haircut the other guy he gave, right, that's the that's
Speaker 3: the theory. And the guy would go to the guy
Speaker 3: with the terrible guy with the terrible haircut because he
Speaker 3: got him from the other cut. He cut the other
Speaker 3: guy's hair, right, That's how the joke goes. So Larry's
Speaker 3: the guy with the with the good haircut, and this.
Speaker 2: Go niners, no go cheese, let's goners.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say it, no go whatever makes Tala jump
Speaker 3: up and down. Boys, boys,