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Speaker 1: What you got for is nev This one right here, Shirley.

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Speaker 2: Everybody said it, but we've all done it, and this

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Speaker 1: It's called can you bring me some paper? Good? We've

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Speaker 1: all done it. I said.

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Speaker 2: It's a little compromise, but can you bring me some paper?

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Speaker 2: I done got in here and realize afterwards.

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Speaker 1: Can you bring me some paper? Please? I don't believe you.

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Speaker 1: Am I asking too much for you to bring me? Yes?

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Speaker 2: Yes, okay, Well on this one, I'm actually calling the

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Speaker 2: neighbor down the street. Can he come down and bring.

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Speaker 1: The neighbor down the street? Not next door, not next door.

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Speaker 2: Not in the house with me down the street? Can

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Speaker 2: you bring me some paper? Cat dog?

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Speaker 1: Give you what?

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Speaker 2: Hello?

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Speaker 3: Hello, I'm trying to Charles. I'm looking for Charles.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. This job?

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Speaker 3: Who?

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Speaker 4: This ChIL it? How can I help you? Hey? Listen?

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Speaker 3: You by?

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Speaker 4: What am I speaking with?

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, it's gotty man. I'm I'm house.

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Speaker 4: Sitting for Rita she y'all okay, okay, yeah, yeah, she

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Speaker 4: told me she was going out of town. What can

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Speaker 4: I do for you? Brother?

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Speaker 3: How far?

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Speaker 4: Y'all?

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Speaker 3: Down the way? Man, y'all, I'm in the house. Both

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Speaker 4: Think let's see. Yeah, we four houses down.

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Speaker 3: Okay. Now, she loved me a number man, love me,

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Speaker 3: y'all know me, And then she loved Miss Dars.

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 3: I tried to call Miss Dars but then nobody answered

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she know. I'm in church around this time. Ria

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Speaker 3: So you say you dying there right right right? And

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Speaker 3: she told me if I got an emergency anything, that

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Speaker 3: right right, Okay, are you are you busy right now?

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Speaker 4: Man? Well? Actually, I'm in the middle of cooking my

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Speaker 4: But other than that, you.

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Speaker 3: Know, okay, I mean you you are you able to

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Speaker 4: Well, like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking.

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Speaker 4: If it's something I can help you with, I you know,

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Speaker 4: I don't mind coming down there and showing you doing

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Speaker 4: whatever it is that we need to do.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Charlie, would you out and have any paper?

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Speaker 4: Man, any paper?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I think I got some newspaper. What you're trying to No?

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no news. I mean some paper.

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Speaker 3: You have some paper?

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Speaker 4: I what notebook? Paper?

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Speaker 3: No? See man, listen, Charlie, I like I said, my

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Speaker 3: name Scotted. Man. I know you don't know me. I

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Speaker 3: didn't got myself in this situation here down here, read

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Speaker 3: no paper in here.

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Speaker 2: Dog.

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Speaker 4: So you're saying you want me to bring you some

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Speaker 3: I mean, if you don't mind, I'm sitting there. My

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Speaker 3: nothing in my feet. Everything that went to sleep on me.

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Speaker 4: This dude down here at Riada house saying he wants

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Speaker 4: me to bring his paper because he didn't got numb

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Speaker 4: sitting on a tuk man, look at it, bruh. I'm

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Speaker 4: in the middle of cooking. I wish I could help you,

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Speaker 3: You ain't about four hours a doc. Can you just

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Speaker 3: run down here right quickly. I'm in the back door open.

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Speaker 4: I have to say, Man, I understand all that you're saying.

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Speaker 4: But like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking

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Speaker 4: what I can tell you to do is if Rita

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Speaker 3: Man, I'm not using nobody town like that, disrespectful man.

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Speaker 4: Okay, hey, but lord your voice. Man, you calling me

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Speaker 3: Guy you a handshake, he doesn't the bat I got

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Speaker 3: all I'm asking for. Just ain't gonna take no moreman,

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Speaker 4: Well, what you was hind like what you need to do? Brother?

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Speaker 4: You said you had emergency. I thought the house or

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Speaker 4: the house. But I'm not gonna come down there and

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Speaker 4: bring you no papers because that don't sound like emergency.

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Speaker 4: That sounds like some personals. And furthermore, you're in the bathroom,

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Speaker 4: just jump tout your clothes, getting the shot on white.

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Speaker 3: I'm not fee the dog that's like I said, I'm

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Speaker 3: numb right now, Man, I need some help.

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Speaker 4: It's on this show. You want me to come down

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Speaker 4: there and bring you some toilet papers and pick your numb.

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Speaker 4: You can't get up out the tiller if I want

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Speaker 4: to help you things this day. That's why I'm trying

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Speaker 4: to tell you I'm in an emerging see man, Okay,

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Speaker 4: Well that, like I said, Man, that doesn't sound like emergency.

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Speaker 4: It seems like a little quick fix. Get your drawers

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Speaker 4: and wipe your drawers. So the way go get you

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Speaker 4: some mols. I mean, I'm not gonna walk four houses

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Speaker 4: down there to bring you some toilet papers. Your legs numb.

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Speaker 4: How you gonna get up and open the door?

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Speaker 3: The back door is over All you gotta do is

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Speaker 3: of paper. Man, That's all I'm asking you to do,

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Speaker 3: mister Charlett.

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Speaker 4: I understand that. But I'm not gonna come down there

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Speaker 4: and bring you no taper. I'm not going to bring.

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Speaker 3: You give me some paper down here? Man told you?

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Speaker 4: Man, you man to say, Man, who the hell you

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Speaker 4: think you holling at? You need me?

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Speaker 3: I don't need you, or won't you to do something. Man.

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Speaker 3: You see, I'm sitting in a situation. Narada, left y'all

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Speaker 4: Just sheer crazy baby.

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Speaker 3: Man, What why don't.

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Speaker 4: You you gonna call me asking me to bring you

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Speaker 4: ain't coming down there to bring you no paper man.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Charlie, you're gonna bring this paper man?

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Speaker 4: Man, Look like I told you before I ask him,

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Speaker 4: bring you no paper down there. We don't wipe no

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Speaker 3: Hold old man, I can't just you can't just leave

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Speaker 4: This bound to come bring no brown man no toilet

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Speaker 4: paper because he is responsible when he going into a

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Speaker 4: restroom and sounds like a personal problem.

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Speaker 3: You you too wrong for that. This is a situation though,

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Speaker 3: this is an emergency. Man.

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Speaker 4: Man, that don't say I ain't no burgency. That sounds

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Speaker 3: Come on, wa get off of here, man, You be

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Speaker 3: off of I don't give about you being man.

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Speaker 4: Matter of fact, as soon as you get your out

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Speaker 4: of there, you so, man, you come on down here.

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Speaker 3: I'm coming down there by the trick. I'm coming down

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Speaker 3: there the way. I am just like this hell and

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna whoop for not helping me while I'm in

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Speaker 3: a situation with Bringo. Tom I got one more thing

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Speaker 3: I need to say to you that I'm gonna do.

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Speaker 4: Is you listening radio tongue? I got some snake skin

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Speaker 4: shoes that fit right up, clean up on it all.

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Speaker 3: I got one more thing if you listening, man, what

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Speaker 3: man like I said?

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Speaker 4: What what you got to say?

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Speaker 3: Man, this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 3: You just got pranked by your neighbor.

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Speaker 4: Reader. Ain't this damn at mother from the radio station.

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Speaker 4: It's just timing from the Steve Harvey Morning So I'm

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Speaker 4: ana whoop. Reader, got you called? Now? Man, you had

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Speaker 4: me to come down there, man and boy show down

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Speaker 4: and you better be glad. I'm eating. I can't believe it.

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Speaker 3: Hey, man, I gotta ask you, man, one more thing.

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Speaker 3: What is what is the baddest I'm talking about the

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Speaker 3: baddest radio show?

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Speaker 4: In the last the Steve Harvey show, y'all playing practical joke,

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Speaker 4: So folks.

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Speaker 1: Man, and now you have it.

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Speaker 2: There you have it. Can you bring me some paper? No,

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Speaker 2: not hey, anything for the pranks, surely anything for the prank.

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Speaker 2: We're getting close, y'all. Junie teen Comedy Celebration. You do

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Speaker 2: not want to miss this. Oh my god, Dickie's Arena.

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Speaker 2: It's going down baby, Fort Worth, Texas. Tickets on sale

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Speaker 2: right now. Bubba Dub Melane, need to come, mytcho. Earthquake

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Speaker 2: in the building. J J.

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Speaker 1: Williamson.

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Speaker 2: All the list goes on and on, hosted by yours truly,

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Speaker 2: and the legend himself is in the building, the one

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Speaker 2: and only D. L.

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Speaker 1: Hughley.

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Speaker 2: It is June nineteenth, Thursday night. Tickets are on sell

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Speaker 2: right now. And oh I forgot my man, Ashy Larry.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, don't you don't want to me? You don't want

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Speaker 1: to miss Ashy Larry.

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Speaker 2: Make sure you get your tickets because everybody is there

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Speaker 2: to blow it up, all right. Greeks and grapes. I've

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Speaker 2: been telling y'all about greeks and grapes. Have I not

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Speaker 2: going down in Napple Valley? You do not want to

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Speaker 2: miss this. This is where all my Greeks. I'm calling

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Speaker 2: all my noops, all my brothers, the cap Aplice Southe Fraternity.

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Speaker 2: I'm calling the Apples, the q's, the Deltas, the the Akas,

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Speaker 2: the Zados, the Sigma Gamma rolls, the eye Oldest, come one,

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Speaker 2: Come on, Greeks and Grapes. Naple Valley hosted by yours

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Speaker 2: Julie Nephew, Tommy, you got down on the slop them

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Speaker 2: you got, you got, George Clinton, Enrique Holmes, your Landa

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Speaker 2: Adams Man. The list goes on and on is going

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Speaker 2: down in August.

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Speaker 1: You do not want to miss that. We will be

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Speaker 1: in Napo Valley. You're listening, Hardy Morning Show