Speaker 1: Forever. Look man, oh, I see you my line and
Speaker 1: look over there. How is that culture? Yes? Goodness Dan
Speaker 1: last culturess calling? Oh oh my god, wow we heard
Speaker 1: we heard my ask how you were and you sounded well.
Speaker 1: Everyone sounds good. I got it. You won't mind me
Speaker 1: saying this. Right before we came on stage and Matt
Speaker 1: said the words I feel like my ass is wet? Hey,
Speaker 1: I mind? You mind? Well? Okay, wait. You were like,
Speaker 1: I can't believe you've done it. You know, you know
Speaker 1: this is what it was. It was like, is my
Speaker 1: ask sweat? I feel like my butt is sweaty? And
Speaker 1: I was like, I can't be the one day answer.
Speaker 1: I can't believe I'm being confronted with this. By the way,
Speaker 1: the first thing I was gonna say is are there
Speaker 1: any kids here? Because it's an high kid um, oh
Speaker 1: you two kids. You are on the front. The kids
Speaker 1: are on the front. That's I was gonna be like,
Speaker 1: can we curse? But he went into butthole humor. There's
Speaker 1: you know, right off the top, there's graffiti on the
Speaker 1: bathroom stall. We can curse, right yeah, kids, we could
Speaker 1: say we could say a heck and like the word
Speaker 1: liar I'm gonna say ass. I'm gonna say as he
Speaker 1: is already launching into all this ass butt centric stuff.
Speaker 1: I can confirm that I had a question before about
Speaker 1: whether or not my butt was sweating. I feel that
Speaker 1: it's not just in case anyone's like interested later. Oh,
Speaker 1: did anyone wants seasoning on their doughnut? I am so sorry?
Speaker 1: How old? How old? How old you're You're not a kid? Now,
Speaker 1: she's a zygo ah? Are you looking forward to graduate?
Speaker 1: This night is about you? Now? Hi? No, it's it's
Speaker 1: so embarrassing. Or are you fucking living for it's so
Speaker 1: embarrassing that my whole life is ahead of me. No,
Speaker 1: it's humiliating. I was born in two thousand one. That's cool.
Speaker 1: You are as old as the movie Glitter. That's true.
Speaker 1: And you know what that means. You don't know Mariah before?
Speaker 1: Oh and you missed out, so you might have your youth.
Speaker 1: But I know Maria before. That's and no one can
Speaker 1: take that away from you. What is your name, Liz?
Speaker 1: And when? What's your friend's name? Hilla? There's seven teen?
Speaker 1: Are you graduating the same year as Lez? You graduate? Okay?
Speaker 1: Hold on, oh my god, Now it's just fascinating. So
Speaker 1: you are a graduate yet younger than Liz. Does this
Speaker 1: mean that you know Liz is not you know, it's
Speaker 1: not happening up here? Or are you just like super Bella,
Speaker 1: like you're a super brollo. Okay, so you just you
Speaker 1: graduated high school that despite being too young to do so.
Speaker 1: Your mom is an agent? Your mom is Asian? Yeah,
Speaker 1: my mom was Asian. My mom is Asian, and I'm
Speaker 1: his mom's Asian and he's a piece of ship. It's
Speaker 1: not it's not a reason. When did you Asian moms
Speaker 1: have been a crutch for too long for overachieving teenagers,
Speaker 1: and we have to put a stop to it. That's cool, Bella,
Speaker 1: What do you are you like taking a year off?
Speaker 1: Are you in school still? Are you? We're in school?
Speaker 1: To school? Here? Where do you go to school? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Sleigh shoreline shore line? Hey, um, I'm getting a vibe
Speaker 1: about shoreline. Shoreline is like, we're all let me who
Speaker 1: here goes to shoreline? Who here's the shore line? Alum?
Speaker 1: Why did you cheer for shoreline? Then? I saw you
Speaker 1: make noise for shoreline. Shoreline is great, just supporting it,
Speaker 1: supporting its existence. That's great. That's great. Is it by
Speaker 1: the shore? Yeah? Yeah, sort of. No, they should change
Speaker 1: their name in is is a shore has to be
Speaker 1: on salt water? Right? No? Okay, this is a person
Speaker 1: who English is his third language. He's far small other
Speaker 1: than me. He's I grew to landlocked state. I don't
Speaker 1: know these these water terms. You can go right up
Speaker 1: to the edge of the lake and guess I can
Speaker 1: bet your bottom dollar that's the shore. They're like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: lake Shore is like such a fun high school name.
Speaker 1: Like I go to Lake Shore, I go to but like,
Speaker 1: can you can you be? Like? Can you be? Like
Speaker 1: I go to I go to Estuary Shore High School?
Speaker 1: Like I feel like shore only applies to like a
Speaker 1: limited amount of limited bodies of water. I don't think
Speaker 1: that's true. I think we've proven who fucking thinks that? Sure?
Speaker 1: I could be anything? A thank you for did someone
Speaker 1: boo that someone has a big opinions about the shore? Okay? Um? Oh,
Speaker 1: speaking of the water. Um. I take Matt to Pike
Speaker 1: Place and we round the corner. He sees the public
Speaker 1: market sign and then he what He says, what did
Speaker 1: you say? I said, that's where Meredith Gray fell. But
Speaker 1: that is not where Meredith Gray fell. That's where she
Speaker 1: fell off the boat. She fell off like Pere fifty two, right,
Speaker 1: she like fell off where there's a day snapping. So
Speaker 1: I think I'm right, we're getting pure specific here. I
Speaker 1: feel like she she she she fell at the on
Speaker 1: the ocean side, not the now. Okay, so we should
Speaker 1: just ask who here likes Craze Anatomy? Who here like
Speaker 1: liked it? You know what I mean? Okay, the rest
Speaker 1: of you like you're Seattle people, but but you don't
Speaker 1: care about Grace only the first season? Cool, it got
Speaker 1: better in the second. I don't see Seattle has like
Speaker 1: a complicated relationship with Grace. And I understand that. Now,
Speaker 1: why does Seattle have a complicated relationship with Grays? Of course,
Speaker 1: Liz and Bella, you know you probably were zygotic when
Speaker 1: um that show was on. But you know, I just
Speaker 1: feel like Graze is still good? What's that? It's still good? Joe?
Speaker 1: Who the hell is Joe? The Okay, the photographer is
Speaker 1: giving us scuff. I don't know about this. I know
Speaker 1: this is fine now, I hear that here. This is
Speaker 1: this is what's happening on Gray's Anatomy right now, to
Speaker 1: my knowledge, a ripped hot Asian doctor is dating is gay,
Speaker 1: and uh is for some reason, madly in love with
Speaker 1: and I met and Jake Brelli is a lovely actor
Speaker 1: and a lovely person, but he plays this dweebish O'Malley
Speaker 1: two point oh the type of doctor and somehow they
Speaker 1: end up together, and I'm like, yea, how it works? Well,
Speaker 1: you're right, I mean I think that what television should
Speaker 1: be doing is setting realistic standards. Hot people only date
Speaker 1: other hot people. That's just the Truth's Um, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: there's no joke there. It was only reality. Okay, Um god,
Speaker 1: I really like Seattle a lot so far. I like it.
Speaker 1: I like it very much. Um. I just think, like,
Speaker 1: you have a beautiful pier there in Gray's Anatomy. Should
Speaker 1: have used it more because it only was in the
Speaker 1: one scene where Meredith Gray fell And just for you know,
Speaker 1: those of you who don't know, she fell into the
Speaker 1: water died, but her ghost mom said you're not dead,
Speaker 1: and then she came back. That's what happened, and and
Speaker 1: and that is Gray's Anatomy. Oh my god, I can't
Speaker 1: believe you started this thing out by by calling my
Speaker 1: wet butt. Okay, all right, well let's let's let's just
Speaker 1: like level the the whatever I will. How about you
Speaker 1: you say something embarrassing that I've said it to you recently,
Speaker 1: or that I've done on this trap. Okay, well now
Speaker 1: there's kids. No, no, you're eighteen, right, Okay, so I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do some grinder humor. Oh yeah, what'ever here? Bowen?
Speaker 1: I don't know, just a black abyss Like there's like
Speaker 1: nothing over here to me. I'm going to say it
Speaker 1: to them so I don't have to look at these
Speaker 1: eighteen year olds in the eyes when I say Bowen.
Speaker 1: So far in the hookup standings of our tour, bo
Speaker 1: one has a big one and I have a big
Speaker 1: goose egg which is zero kids. Um, And you know,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like, this is really not embarrassing for you.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm thrilled that you have you know. He Um?
Speaker 1: He had a large Penis that what'ying? Stop it? He
Speaker 1: the biggest The most remarkable thing about him was that
Speaker 1: he was just this this lovely, lovely nerdy boy. This
Speaker 1: is sort of like a narrative of Gray's animal. He
Speaker 1: takes off his flannel, he wears a college of Chemistry
Speaker 1: University of California, Berkeley shirt very specific. I was like,
Speaker 1: I was like, what do you do? And he he goes, Oh,
Speaker 1: I work in Hillsboro. I I'm an engineer. I'd make
Speaker 1: computer chips for until I was like okay, and then
Speaker 1: afterwards I was like, so are you gonna go because
Speaker 1: he's just gotten off of work he works nights. And
Speaker 1: then I was like, are you gonna go home and
Speaker 1: sleep now? And he goes, no, I'm a musician, so
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna practice my music. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's so cool. What do you play? And he goes
Speaker 1: and this is not this is not pejorative or stigmatizing
Speaker 1: at all. He said, I played the clarinets, and I
Speaker 1: was like, adorable, unadulterated person. And that's it. That's you
Speaker 1: know what it wasn't about. Well, what he told me
Speaker 1: was his huge That's what I remember. I mean I
Speaker 1: sort of remember this clarinet part, but yeah, anyway, god
Speaker 1: what else? So? Who here? Um? Listens to the podcast
Speaker 1: Last Culture Cool? Who here? Has no idea? Who the
Speaker 1: hell we are? Who here does make some noise if
Speaker 1: you don't know us? Great, Hi? Who here is? Who's here?
Speaker 1: Because they're fan of Bowen Yang's lip sync videos online.
Speaker 1: That's thank you who's here because they've seen Matt's. They're
Speaker 1: not gonna you Army Hammer and make him uncomfortable. Oh
Speaker 1: you have, Well you didn't see the good part. The
Speaker 1: good part was, he said. So I went to Sundance
Speaker 1: and did interviews with soleb including Army Hammer. We love Army.
Speaker 1: He is more handsome in person than on the screen,
Speaker 1: if you can believe. And it's actually a rule of
Speaker 1: culture um number nine the screen and ten beauty um,
Speaker 1: but not in this case. He's very handsome in person.
Speaker 1: And I said to him during the interview, have you
Speaker 1: met any celebrities that have gagged you or have you know,
Speaker 1: like you know, star struck you? And he said, well,
Speaker 1: you know, I met Robert Redford last night and I said, oh,
Speaker 1: that would be fun to watch you the handsome actor
Speaker 1: of today, me and Robert Redford, the handsome actor of yesterday.
Speaker 1: And he said, well, I don't know about that, and
Speaker 1: I said I do. And we sat in silence for
Speaker 1: about fifteen twenty seconds. It was him and Zasci Beats
Speaker 1: from Atlanta, and she did not help with the silence.
Speaker 1: She kind of we all sat in the silence together
Speaker 1: and I was like cool, so by and then I
Speaker 1: don't know that part didn't make it to air, probably
Speaker 1: because he threatened to He threatened to sue if we
Speaker 1: put that out. Army, Army, arm He's a very handsome guy,
Speaker 1: you know, I would imagine he this wasn't the first
Speaker 1: time he's been told he's handsome, but he acted like
Speaker 1: it was sure. These handsome people, very precious who here
Speaker 1: is handsome? Yeah, that's cool. Seattle's Seattle's a hot town.
Speaker 1: Do you guys find that when you walk around? You
Speaker 1: think it's full of hot people here? Do you think? So?
Speaker 1: I think I think Seattle. Well, Seattle has this like
Speaker 1: identity to it that like not a lot of cities
Speaker 1: like I you go to I'm from Denver. You go
Speaker 1: to Denver and like a lot of us, a lot
Speaker 1: of duds. It's just like snowboarders. And now it's like potheads,
Speaker 1: which is beautiful and then and now but that's no longer.
Speaker 1: It's novelty anymore either, Like you have it here. You know,
Speaker 1: you say, you say you smoke weed, and everyone's like,
Speaker 1: yea cool, Yeah, that's exactly what they say. No, one
Speaker 1: thinks it's cool anymore to smoke weed. Everyone's just doing
Speaker 1: it Seattle, but Seattle. It's like, you know, you say
Speaker 1: I'm going to Seattle, and then you think and then
Speaker 1: like immediately like black hole sun plays in my head
Speaker 1: and I'm like, yeah, we we were, we were. We
Speaker 1: were talking about this in the car on the way
Speaker 1: over on the way to the airport this morning. Just
Speaker 1: that that little that just that that tambre of voices
Speaker 1: really cool, like the Creed, your black hole your Yeah,
Speaker 1: we were revisiting Creed today. So a friend of ours
Speaker 1: met Rob Thomas from Matchbox and we were kind of
Speaker 1: gagged by that because I hadn't thought of Rob Thomas
Speaker 1: from matchbocks twenty and about fifteen years, almost as old
Speaker 1: as Liz, And yeah, do you know who Rob Thomas
Speaker 1: of Matchbox twenty is. You've seen memes about Moved by Santana.
Speaker 1: What are the memes? What are the memes? There's a
Speaker 1: picture that's going around with a guy wearing a T
Speaker 1: shirt in the back on the back of a T
Speaker 1: shirt that's actually a really good shirt. Actually actually it's not,
Speaker 1: because like there's no set up to that punchline. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, no. I think the fact of
Speaker 1: the matter is it's dumb, and I think that's why
Speaker 1: it's good. Is it just the words? Is there still
Speaker 1: from the music video where I think he's outside of
Speaker 1: the city or totally totally totally? Shirts are so many
Speaker 1: times there's things on the front of shirts as well
Speaker 1: as the back. That's actually a rule of culture. Number
Speaker 1: so many times there's words on the back of the
Speaker 1: shirt as well as the front. We have some merch
Speaker 1: for sale not here online, but if you want a
Speaker 1: shirt that says Taylor Swift, you can buy that. Um,
Speaker 1: if you want a shirt that says fruit is what
Speaker 1: candy is based on, you can buy that. Sorts of dumb,
Speaker 1: ships of dumb. So we print on things, okay, And now,
Speaker 1: how are the kids ingesting culture? What's the media diet
Speaker 1: for the kids these days? Is it just purely memes?
Speaker 1: It's just impact font with a with a black stroke
Speaker 1: on it in white. You can't sower this. You seem
Speaker 1: to AirPods air pod culture. Air pod is not media though,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. An AirPod is a device.
Speaker 1: This photographer is crazy. Yeah, you're eighteen too, what very
Speaker 1: a project you gotta. I know it's all ages, but
Speaker 1: these eighteen year olds are are just giving a sass.
Speaker 1: We love and they came all the way to the
Speaker 1: front with their AirPods and their cameras and their advanced
Speaker 1: education community Maryline communities. Listen, who here is over the
Speaker 1: age of eighteen? Who here is eighteen or younger? Got it? Okay,
Speaker 1: so they're they're just in the front of it. That's
Speaker 1: so cool. Um, this is fun. This is this is fun.
Speaker 1: This is like a top I was going to point
Speaker 1: out lasting in Portland. We ended up sort of having
Speaker 1: a focal point in an audience member. He was a
Speaker 1: relative of one of the performers. His name was Grandpa
Speaker 1: Jim Legally and and we kept sort of going back
Speaker 1: to him for some banter. Um Bella and Liz and
Speaker 1: I think we're gonna check in with you throughout the show.
Speaker 1: Is that if you guys have become photographs in this program,
Speaker 1: what's your name? Kayla, Kayla AirPods, I'm calling you Kayla
Speaker 1: air Pods and Bella Shoreline and Liz, Rob Thomas, Rob Thomas, Memes,
Speaker 1: Rob Thomas absolutely okay, So so okay, I'm not done.
Speaker 1: We're not done all the way you know smooth by
Speaker 1: Santana is from memes. You don't know the song Smoothed
Speaker 1: by Santana. Okay, seeing what you think, it sounds like, Okay, Bella, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, yeah. I feel like out of the two
Speaker 1: of you, she's the singer and if she doesn't want
Speaker 1: to sing, you're really not gonna want to sing. But
Speaker 1: you I bet you singli that you belt it out,
Speaker 1: go on, go on. You only know the guitar part.
Speaker 1: Rob Thomas sings the whole song, all right, so you
Speaker 1: know the part that's like, but you don't know, like
Speaker 1: hann it's just laughing Sean on another moon when it's
Speaker 1: the same as the emotion that I get from you.
Speaker 1: You got the cant of love and that could be
Speaker 1: so smooth. Here give me your heart making real. That's
Speaker 1: SGT about its stake fun so good, so good. And
Speaker 1: then okay, so anyway back to what we were saying, Um,
Speaker 1: we rediscovered that song at the moment, and I also said,
Speaker 1: you know what, the song is also good. I wanna
Speaker 1: push you are around where all where where all where?
Speaker 1: That's very good. Yes, you I know it feels so
Speaker 1: good you want to keep going. But we're not good
Speaker 1: a body. Because let me tell you what other song
Speaker 1: we talked about, which was Creed. We we discussed higher,
Speaker 1: but then I said the the the big anthem of
Speaker 1: Creed was, of course we're thems waver Honda, the Sunlight God.
Speaker 1: I but sound Garden, I feel like sound Garden originally?
Speaker 1: Did they originate that sort of cadence of that timbre
Speaker 1: of voice sound Garden? They did black Hole sun Right,
Speaker 1: black Hole, Soul World Coob Well, the first persons Jackson Maine,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Jackson Maine does that ship? That's Jackson Maine.
Speaker 1: And that's phone. I got a cowboy's that's what it is. Well,
Speaker 1: the first person, this is actually culture. This first person
Speaker 1: to ever sing with a gravelly voice was the late
Speaker 1: Kurt Cobain. He was the first person to ever sing
Speaker 1: read the room with a gravelly voice. What too soon,
Speaker 1: Shut Shut? Is not? Is it? Really? Well? So it's
Speaker 1: actually Rihanna's birthday to Dage, I don't know you guys
Speaker 1: have heard of Rihanna? Do they have the same birthday?
Speaker 1: I bet they would have gotten along famously. Actually No,
Speaker 1: if they're both what pisces, they would have hated each other. No,
Speaker 1: I'm friends with so many other pisces. I'm a higsces.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm super close with Rihanna. Oh my god, Um,
Speaker 1: I want to say something. Is it going to be
Speaker 1: about my butt hole? Because I'm not okay, I don't consent,
Speaker 1: never mind now, no, no, no, we know y'all. I'm
Speaker 1: not a big believer in astrology. You know, I'm Carl
Speaker 1: Sagan is my baby, and um he says it's pseudoscience
Speaker 1: and it's trash. So um I wrote, I wrote. I
Speaker 1: wrote a sketch last week for Don Cheetle where he
Speaker 1: plays a veterinary where he plays a veterinary assistant who
Speaker 1: like talks to all the animals and says, oh, well
Speaker 1: that cat, you're that cats a pie season, so she's
Speaker 1: she loves hard like that. Could like just projecting all
Speaker 1: these personality traits on animals and it was so funny
Speaker 1: and then they got cut for time. We're going to
Speaker 1: cut this out of the actual episode anyway. This is
Speaker 1: just my way of making this. This is just me
Speaker 1: venting anyway, Um, astrologies actually astrology. I keep going back
Speaker 1: and forth on it. Clearly you're acting fucking crazy. Okay,
Speaker 1: do you like it? Or not, bitch, decide now and
Speaker 1: stick with it. I think it. It's sort of works.
Speaker 1: It operates in this world of very general personality treats
Speaker 1: that get that people can latch onto at any point
Speaker 1: in their lives. Yes, like we're all impulsive, we're all emotional,
Speaker 1: we're all emotional. Whenever it's like I'm a pisces, I'm emotional,
Speaker 1: it's like, well, you're also a human being. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I would say I agree with Liz. And
Speaker 1: we're so sisters. You and I were like really sisters,
Speaker 1: were very close, Like I think this one we're not
Speaker 1: as you're the bowen Bella's bow, Liz is the map.
Speaker 1: So you think astrology is fun? Yeah right, and you
Speaker 1: are like you see, yeah, you don't care. But what
Speaker 1: if I said this to you? Our bodies are mostly water,
Speaker 1: so why would you think that the moon and the
Speaker 1: tides don't make your body different as as they go?
Speaker 1: As they go? I think about that, Bella, what now?
Speaker 1: Shore line didn't prepare you for this moment? Did it
Speaker 1: a lot to think about? Ask your Asian mom which
Speaker 1: he thinks of astrology? Oh my god, Asian parents don't
Speaker 1: have any they'll believe in Chinese zodiac bullshon like that's
Speaker 1: that's Asian parents believe in hard work, cool watch out,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Wow. Anyway, we are here tonight to um.
Speaker 1: I love that I got the first cooling of the night.
Speaker 1: I know. I'm I am fucking wired right now. It's
Speaker 1: the coffee here, that's side. We are drinking a lot
Speaker 1: of coffee in this town. You got you guys do.
Speaker 1: But I'm I'm having sort of like a weird moment
Speaker 1: moment moment. Well, listen, let's just take it down. Let's
Speaker 1: just say listen when we're as ready for some I
Speaker 1: don't think so honeying. Now, if you're not familiar with
Speaker 1: I Don't Think so honey, it is a series of
Speaker 1: one minute rants on pop culture topics that, oh bitch,
Speaker 1: we don't like them. It's something that you think about
Speaker 1: and you say, I gotta scream about that because it's
Speaker 1: no good. Um. And there's also sitting here in front
Speaker 1: of me is what we call the troll bowl. Now,
Speaker 1: this troll bowl is filled with pop culture topics that
Speaker 1: would be difficult to go negative on. Not so easy
Speaker 1: to talk to about these things, but you have to
Speaker 1: go negative on them. In past Examples of trouble um
Speaker 1: topics have included Princess Diana, David Bowie, Ye, Julie andrew
Speaker 1: Julia Andrews was a good one, David Bowie. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: you know, like things that like, if you talk to
Speaker 1: it about them, we would call you, I guess a
Speaker 1: bad person. Yeah. A lot of that's going to happen tonight.
Speaker 1: So that's good. So our performers have the option of
Speaker 1: doing either a pre written I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: pre sort of meditated rant on something you've chosen and
Speaker 1: thought about before that they've mulled over, or they can
Speaker 1: choose to draw from the troll bowl and sort of
Speaker 1: do it off the cuff and they have to go
Speaker 1: negative on whatever topic they draw. So um, those are
Speaker 1: the two examples. As a as a way of exemplifying
Speaker 1: what tonight will look like. We will go first. Matt
Speaker 1: is gonna show us what I've pre written I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey, looks like everyone give it up for
Speaker 1: Matt Rodgers. Everybody, okay, So Matt will take the mic. Um, Matt,
Speaker 1: are you ready? Um? Oh, volumes here. This is a
Speaker 1: good Mike. That's a good Mike. Hot Mike Mike. Okay,
Speaker 1: so Matt, alright, so listen, I have a pre selected
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Topic. Do you guys like
Speaker 1: my jacket that was separate from the I don't. There's one.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to know. My aunt send it to
Speaker 1: me in the mail and she was like, I found
Speaker 1: a jacket for you, and I don't usually think this
Speaker 1: is like a fashion and and then I got this
Speaker 1: jacket and I was like, okay, bitch, yeah, because it
Speaker 1: buttons and zippers. Oh not not not not but one
Speaker 1: told me no, but not. Oh you did start with
Speaker 1: the zipper. I just said, steampunk with the zippers already
Speaker 1: super steampunk. If he popped it up like steampunk like
Speaker 1: a bad thing. Oh what is steampunk? To find steampunk
Speaker 1: like Robert Downey Jr. As Sherlock Holmes, that's steampunker. No,
Speaker 1: the fashion icon and that is Rachel McAdams also steampunk. Um, okay,
Speaker 1: this is Matt Rodgers and I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: and his time starts now. Okay, sorry, I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: The space needle, bitch, You're not the Eiffel Tower, and
Speaker 1: you're never gonna be. You are in drag honey, you're
Speaker 1: a weird shape. There is something that's more like hunt
Speaker 1: than you, and it's Miss Eiffel. Okay. Also, how about this,
Speaker 1: why the fund is it thirty seven dollars to get
Speaker 1: in you thirty seven dollars to go high up? Bitch?
Speaker 1: I went somewhere in Atlanta, and there's one that is
Speaker 1: higher and it's less expensive, and you can drink a
Speaker 1: cocktail when you get to the top. When you get
Speaker 1: it to the top of the space needle, what is
Speaker 1: there is? What is there anything up there? There's a restaurant? Well,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know, because I'm not paying thirty seven hours
Speaker 1: to go in there. The space needle, you were. All
Speaker 1: I know about you is you were in Gray's Anatomy.
Speaker 1: Sometimes now I walk up to it is thirty seven dollars,
Speaker 1: thirty nine dollars on peak. What then does that mean?
Speaker 1: The space needle more like the space and don't needle
Speaker 1: And that's one minute. Thank you. I think we have
Speaker 1: a new rule of culture. That's rule of culture number
Speaker 1: se Space needle more like the space don't needle, don't
Speaker 1: need it. I am from New York City. We have
Speaker 1: several tall buildings at least several at least several at
Speaker 1: least um that was a pre right, I don't think
Speaker 1: so that was a And now bow and Yang will
Speaker 1: do a trollaboll topic. Come on, bow and Yang, I
Speaker 1: I gave you topical. Now this will not be topical.
Speaker 1: We don't probably not. Let's see bowen, I'm picking it out, okay,
Speaker 1: the ready, yes your I don't think so, hony trollaball.
Speaker 1: Topic is country music, and your time starts now, I
Speaker 1: don't think so many country music. Why don't you fucking
Speaker 1: decentralized from Nashville? Honey? Why does it all have to
Speaker 1: come from one place? How about you spread some of
Speaker 1: the live tips. I don't know, Charlotte or some ship.
Speaker 1: I don't know what happens down there in the South. Also,
Speaker 1: country music is a fucking on a lith in terms
Speaker 1: of radio plays. And if you're going to shut out
Speaker 1: one miss Casey Musgraves from your plays, oh bitch, she
Speaker 1: is going to she's gonna win. And look she wants
Speaker 1: the fucking Grammy. Okay. So here's the thing. Also, this
Speaker 1: is this is the thing that about country music that
Speaker 1: people don't realize. Most of the good stuff is written
Speaker 1: by one gay man, I don't remember what is Shane McNally.
Speaker 1: So all these homeful trump country fox are listening to
Speaker 1: the words of a queer person. And that's pretty fucking
Speaker 1: cool if you ask me. But country music, like five seconds,
Speaker 1: just don't do it in Nashville, Like Nashville is now
Speaker 1: for bachelorette parties. It's fine, it's done. Nashville's done. One minute,
Speaker 1: Thank you, Bowen Yang. I would like to say we
Speaker 1: would love to visit Nashville. Would love to visit Nashville.
Speaker 1: We would love to go. I would love to go
Speaker 1: to Nashville. It's one of the places on our list. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would love to see a scale replica of the Parthenon. No,
Speaker 1: I don't. We're talking shit about Seattle landmarks here today, right,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Um, we went, we went to the
Speaker 1: Museum of Pop Culture. That was it's no Shoreline College,
Speaker 1: all right, community college. Okay, who's ready to bring up
Speaker 1: some of our performers tonight? I am all right. We're
Speaker 1: gonna bring people up in groups of four, and they're
Speaker 1: gonna come up one by one to the mic. So
Speaker 1: let's give it up for our first group. Please make
Speaker 1: some noise for Natasha Ransa. Yeah for Emily Shure listening,
Speaker 1: give it up for Graham Downing, and give it up
Speaker 1: for Lindsay Peterson. Wow. I love that you all remain standing.
Speaker 1: And so this is one are you guys? Seth Myers, Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: because you know that that's like, yeah, there doesn't need
Speaker 1: to be five with the ghost, the ghost the ghosts. Okay,
Speaker 1: now everyone please welcome to the microphone. Not Tasha Ransum nah, Tasha.
Speaker 1: Here's the deal. We have a horibowl full of trouball topics,
Speaker 1: but also a whole brain full of ideas I would imagine.
Speaker 1: So what are you gonna do? Oh, first of the night.
Speaker 1: It's a trouble Natasha. Yummy, yummy, yummy. Love that. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I'm thinking out a topic here. It is great. Wow, listen,
Speaker 1: Natasha Ransom. This is gonna be tough, but your I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Trouball topic is the actress Regina King.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, your time starting. Can you give me
Speaker 1: a reference? Yes? Um, if Fuel Street could talk um
Speaker 1: ms geniality to Ray Ray, Um, we can draw someone else. Yeah,
Speaker 1: can you draw someone else? Great? And that is in
Speaker 1: and of itself, and I don't think so honey, and
Speaker 1: Regina Kings considera king. Never heard of her? Who I
Speaker 1: don't know her? Okay, this is you'll know this your
Speaker 1: I don't think, so honey. Topic is New York City,
Speaker 1: and your time starts now. I don't think so honey,
Speaker 1: New York City. I've been to you once because you're
Speaker 1: too expensive to visit multiple time. I don't think, so honey,
Speaker 1: New York City. When I walked down your beautiful streets,
Speaker 1: garbage flew directly into my mouth. In addition to that,
Speaker 1: like a family of pigeons followed me everywhere and scream um.
Speaker 1: I don't think, so honey. Uh New York City being
Speaker 1: like a mecca for art and culture and interesting things.
Speaker 1: I saw a dance performance there and it was modern dance,
Speaker 1: so it was boring anyway. I don't think, so honey,
Speaker 1: New York City. Uh supposed to have the Statue of
Speaker 1: Liberty that says that our country is open to everyone. Well,
Speaker 1: you're a big fat fucking love seconds immigration heard of it.
Speaker 1: It's the current issue. I don't think, so honey, New
Speaker 1: York City. Like you say that you're like a melting
Speaker 1: pot for everybody. But when I'm on the subway, I'm
Speaker 1: just incredibly too warm. And that's one minute. Natasha Ransom,
Speaker 1: New York City. I'm melting pot More like I'm melting
Speaker 1: on the subway. Some social commentary on some dance commentary
Speaker 1: on that. Everyone, please welcome to microphone, Emily. Sure, listener,
Speaker 1: our good friend from New York, our friend from New
Speaker 1: York City. Are you offended by Natasha? Of course I'm
Speaker 1: already conflict. Fine, Emily, what's gonna be uh ar troball
Speaker 1: pret I don't think so many. This is Emily. I
Speaker 1: don't think so many. Your time starts now. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. The way people park in this city.
Speaker 1: Have you ever gone down a narrow side street and
Speaker 1: tried to, I don't know, move in any kind of way.
Speaker 1: People just pull in. They don't care if it's the
Speaker 1: direction of traffic. They don't parallel park, They just saunter
Speaker 1: on in there. When I moved here to Seattle, people said,
Speaker 1: you know, Emily, it's gonna be a big adjustment people
Speaker 1: compost here. And I said, okay, honey, because I am
Speaker 1: perfectly content setting earlier than now. And then people said,
Speaker 1: you know, Emily, it's gonna be really different here because
Speaker 1: people are more passive aggressive, and I said, uh, that's fine, honey,
Speaker 1: because I'm bilingual. Facebag. You know, Emily is gonna be
Speaker 1: different there because she don't people wear sacks and sandals.
Speaker 1: And I said, that's okay, honey. I love it. I'm
Speaker 1: a lesbian. And what I don't like, honey is the
Speaker 1: way that people drive and park. It's almost that the
Speaker 1: city wasn't planned. But you can't be this segregated if
Speaker 1: not by design. That Emily, it's like she dropped such
Speaker 1: like a hot take that she was like, oh, it's
Speaker 1: it's hot. The way you're just reacting was like, oh
Speaker 1: it was hot. Take ouch my hands. That takes too hard.
Speaker 1: More social commentary. Will it continue with Graham downing it won't?
Speaker 1: It won't, okay? So that cut. The tension in the
Speaker 1: social commentary is over Graham. What's going to be pre selected? Stink? So, Honey,
Speaker 1: as time starts now, I don't think so. Films that
Speaker 1: are set in Seattle, like the film The Changeling or
Speaker 1: the main character takes the monorail to work like that,
Speaker 1: that only makes sense if you live at Pizza Haven
Speaker 1: and work and Claire's, and if that's a life, you
Speaker 1: can have signed me up. Okay, So kind of like
Speaker 1: an Asian Cody Banks where they try and pass off
Speaker 1: the Toronto Tower as the space needle, which is almost
Speaker 1: as unbelievable as Frank Communez dating Hillary Duff in that movie,
Speaker 1: because it's true tens don't date five. Franky Munez can
Speaker 1: have anyone he wants. Malcolm in my middle, all right.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like in the Rain where that horse
Speaker 1: jumps off the fairy. Do you know how expensive the
Speaker 1: fucking fairy is? Let alone bringing a horse on there.
Speaker 1: That's that's eighty dollars worth the carrots you just wasted.
Speaker 1: I've killed myself if I was that horse too. Don't
Speaker 1: piss on my rain and tell me that we're the
Speaker 1: rainiest city in America, because that is Kauai. Motherfucker. Helloha,
Speaker 1: thank you. That's what Graham downing, Graham downing, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And you know what, we got a role of culture.
Speaker 1: It's actually a roal coulature number thirty. Agent Cody Banks.
Speaker 1: That's it. That's it. Wow, what a beautiful little bait.
Speaker 1: And switched there with the Hillary Duff b Frankie Munach
Speaker 1: and wouldn't you know it Frankie Munez was called a
Speaker 1: hot person and that I don't think so, honey, And
Speaker 1: will he ever be called a hot person again? Well,
Speaker 1: here's the thing with child stars, and we'll get to
Speaker 1: the next and I don't think so honey in a minute.
Speaker 1: But this is important and it's about educating because there
Speaker 1: are kids here. We all think all these child stars
Speaker 1: are going to go on to become hot, but look
Speaker 1: some of them up. Oh. I won't name names, just
Speaker 1: saying pick the most famous child star from like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, late nineties, early two thousand's alright, not necessarily hot.
Speaker 1: Pump the brakes, Pump the brakes on this. I'm getting
Speaker 1: my second cool it of the night. All right, let's
Speaker 1: cool it and bring up Lindy Peterson. I love this
Speaker 1: jacket looking good. Okay, so listen here, we have a
Speaker 1: trouble here. We have many ideas, probably, but what you
Speaker 1: got I'm going with one of my many ideas. I
Speaker 1: love that absolutely, This is Lindsay Peterson's I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: And time starts now. I don't think so honey. Bradley Cooper,
Speaker 1: stop stop trying to convince us you're not a douchebag.
Speaker 1: You're a douchebag, and you showed us that in your
Speaker 1: very first roll Sex in the City of that episode
Speaker 1: single Fabulous question Mark. You're a douche bag. You solidified
Speaker 1: in your second big role Wedding Crashers douche bag. Subpended
Speaker 1: it in your third big role, Hangover. You're a fucking douchebag.
Speaker 1: You cannot convince us. I don't think so, honey. You're
Speaker 1: American Sniper was no zero Dark thirty. You're no Chris Pratt,
Speaker 1: and your Silper Lines playbook was no beautiful mind. You're
Speaker 1: doing wrestling crow. I don't think so, honey. And your
Speaker 1: star is Born is no crazy heart. You are out
Speaker 1: Jeff Bridge. You don't get to just Jeff Bridges. You
Speaker 1: have to earn your Jeff Bridges. By the way you
Speaker 1: release the Gaga only cut, we're all waiting. Oh Maya
Speaker 1: Angelus said, when someone tells you who they are, believed them,
Speaker 1: and we believe you. Bradley Cooper, you are. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey, Bradley Cooper. Yes, that's one that it
Speaker 1: Wow Peterson, everybody give it up for this group. Natasha
Speaker 1: Ratsa crabbed out it Lizzie Peterson. Oh solid, very good.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. You have to earn your Jeff Bridges.
Speaker 1: Have to that's a rural culture number eighty. You have
Speaker 1: to earn your Jeff Bridges also, to be honest with you,
Speaker 1: I think I agree. I think I liked Bradley Cooper
Speaker 1: better in the beginning when he was a douchebag. I
Speaker 1: loved him very attractive at the beginning, when he was
Speaker 1: having anal with Michael ian Black in what hot American
Speaker 1: Summer he wasn't and that though he was a sweet game,
Speaker 1: he and Amy Poler were best friends. Yeah, and sweet
Speaker 1: gay boys are not douchebag. Okay, now let's check in
Speaker 1: with Liz and bella. UM, we're gonna ask you just
Speaker 1: to give a quick little review of um of of
Speaker 1: each group or not a review, just a little like
Speaker 1: some qualitative analysis. What did you think about that group?
Speaker 1: M what do you what do you mean? We have
Speaker 1: to expand on this. You said, because you're you're sweetie,
Speaker 1: I have to give it into the mic because it's
Speaker 1: being recorded live for a podcast. So hold on. You
Speaker 1: said that. Because you're under twenty, all you can say
Speaker 1: is I like it or I don't expand, so you're
Speaker 1: not allowed to have nuanced thoughts. Oh, big girl, you
Speaker 1: are so much smarter than I'll ever be. That sentence
Speaker 1: was so complete, its stunning what you just did. But
Speaker 1: you liked it. Wow, you are my sister. We got
Speaker 1: we both got a thirty one on the A C. T. S.
Speaker 1: Not you two, Sleigh ho everyone here that got a
Speaker 1: thirty one? Fucking stand up for yourself, did you? Yes?
Speaker 1: You get going over there too. We are all honoring
Speaker 1: each other. Oh my gosh, you got a thirty six.
Speaker 1: That is the highest score you can get. And now
Speaker 1: I work in comedy, so um wow, we'll think bet
Speaker 1: bella anything to add. Okay, all right, you are you're
Speaker 1: so to the point. Love that love that, love that
Speaker 1: anyway anyway, all right, let's bring up our next group,
Speaker 1: shall we. Everyone give it up for Michael Cassio, Get
Speaker 1: it up for Chase Kaiser. Ready, give it up for
Speaker 1: Kathleen the Cozy, and give it up for mat max Elson. Beautiful,
Speaker 1: you may all be seated. What a decorum, Biden. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you they're they're they're going by talk show host rules.
Speaker 1: You know this, Okay, So this is a rule of culture.
Speaker 1: No talk show host can sit down until the guest
Speaker 1: sits down. Did you know this, Well, that's why you
Speaker 1: come to the show. That's why you came for useful
Speaker 1: information like that's worth the price of admissional worm. Okay,
Speaker 1: please welcome to the microphone, Michael Cassillo. So there's a tropo.
Speaker 1: It's been utilized in the last group. Is also, you know,
Speaker 1: the gorgeous option of a prepared para topic gentleman prepares.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, gentleman Michael Castillo hasn't. I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: And as time starts now, I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Instagram stories, I don't understand you. Okay, I'm getting a
Speaker 1: little older in like mid thirties, late thirties. I want
Speaker 1: talk about it. It's fine, but why am I looking
Speaker 1: at a picture that I think is a movie that's
Speaker 1: actually a gift? I don't like it. Also, it has
Speaker 1: humiliated me on more than one occasion. Today Mr Bowen
Speaker 1: Yang shared some Instagram stories. I accidentally send a one
Speaker 1: hundred emoji react. So I'm sorry. Never do that in
Speaker 1: real life, and I'm so glad I'm here to tell
Speaker 1: you that I apologize. Also one time, who knows who
Speaker 1: Dan Levy is from Ship's Creek. He's super handsome, right, yes,
Speaker 1: So you know that you can share someone's story, you
Speaker 1: can also comment on the story to the person who
Speaker 1: made it. So Dan Levy had a picture of himself
Speaker 1: in a suit looking amazing. I sent it to my friend.
Speaker 1: I thought, I said, oh if I just ovulated, guess
Speaker 1: what you guys, I sent it to Dan Levy and
Speaker 1: you know what, he still hasn't responded, and I think
Speaker 1: that's not okay. So Instagram has hurt me deeply. I
Speaker 1: can't trust the stories. I'm never going to recover. And
Speaker 1: now if I ever see Dan Levy, it's gonna be
Speaker 1: very uncomfortable. And that's what. But I'm happy we heard
Speaker 1: the end that I love that. Michael. I think you
Speaker 1: can just do what you just did to me, and
Speaker 1: some day you will meet Dan Levy and you will
Speaker 1: be able to just explain this beat for being he'll understand. Wow,
Speaker 1: oh my god, Michael. Cast to everybody, and please welcome
Speaker 1: Jays Jesser. Hello. If a gentleman prepares, consider me a
Speaker 1: classic lady, because I'm doing trouble beautiful. All right, here
Speaker 1: we go. So here's the deal. We have chosen out
Speaker 1: of the trouble another city. This is unprecedented. It is
Speaker 1: the city of Portland's and James Kyser's. I don't think
Speaker 1: on Portland as time starts now, I don't think so, honey, Portland, Seattle,
Speaker 1: and I would say Tacoma's redheaded StepShot of my sibling,
Speaker 1: because they like to think they are way better than
Speaker 1: Tacoma and Seattle, but their copees and tease do not
Speaker 1: quite live up to this right. And I would like
Speaker 1: to think Portland needs to get the street together because
Speaker 1: every time I'm driving from Tacoma southbound, I need to
Speaker 1: do everything I can just not get off on the
Speaker 1: wrong exit south. They need to figure out their freeway system.
Speaker 1: Am all right on? That's she's having having poor I
Speaker 1: don't think so. Any Portland's because a shitty topic. And
Speaker 1: I have fifteen more seconds to talk about it. Um,
Speaker 1: I don't think that's a minute that was Listen, listen,
Speaker 1: we got the I mean you know you know we
Speaker 1: did ask your strength. Oh there we go, give it up, everybody,
Speaker 1: TiSER when I get off, when I drive down from Tacoma,
Speaker 1: I'm going to remember that. Yeah, you're gonna remember that,
Speaker 1: all right? Everyone Kathleen, Kathleen, So the trouble preferred topic
Speaker 1: what we think have prepared prepared. I don't think so
Speaker 1: many of our time starts now, I don't think so
Speaker 1: straight ladies who asked me if I think they're lesbian
Speaker 1: because they kissed one girl in high school in hate
Speaker 1: min Now, the only person who I am for sure
Speaker 1: actually know as lesbian is me. I have no idea
Speaker 1: if you're a lesbian. It's like asking me if I
Speaker 1: think they would like purple skittles or red skittles. I'm
Speaker 1: not your mouth. I have no idea, and I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. If when I ask you, well, do
Speaker 1: you want to have sex with a woman, and you
Speaker 1: make a face, then that's kind of what it means
Speaker 1: to be a lesbian. I want to have sex with what?
Speaker 1: So I don't think so, honey. I think it's it's
Speaker 1: um yep, no seconds, Oh no, you've got you've got it.
Speaker 1: You've got it, and you have ten seconds. I forgot
Speaker 1: what I was gonna say. You were talking about women
Speaker 1: who say, am I a lesbian because I kissed a woman? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think that was it, Kathleen, Kathleen Nacozy, it's all
Speaker 1: about what's true. We can only confirm our own sexual desires.
Speaker 1: I don't know about you. You you were you, And
Speaker 1: it's all about the beautiful. It's all about the face
Speaker 1: you make when you have sex with someone. Yeah, that determines.
Speaker 1: That's what that Germans. Wow, everyone welcome, Max Delson. Um.
Speaker 1: Your options are pre selected. I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: or a trouble draw. I'm gonna do pre selective, selective.
Speaker 1: I don't think so many and their time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. American Horror Story, why are
Speaker 1: you still happening? Eight seasons? None of there's no storyline.
Speaker 1: You just coast on the first episode shock value because
Speaker 1: Ryan Murphy shows are the premature ejaculation of TV. Just
Speaker 1: just last for one season, Ryan Murphy, that's all we
Speaker 1: ask of you. I don't think so, honey. American Horse
Speaker 1: Recovern episode ten out of ideas as usual, and you
Speaker 1: just throw Stevie Nix in there. How dare you? She
Speaker 1: is seven years old, she is trying to age gracefully,
Speaker 1: and this is how you treat her. You just shove
Speaker 1: Emma Roberts in her face and make her seem rhiannon
Speaker 1: give her an arc. Give her a fucking plot. She's
Speaker 1: just conveniently Jessica Lank's friend. Oh I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: And while I'm sing here, fuck Evan Peters. He's got
Speaker 1: a weird, rabid weasel vibe and it's not working for
Speaker 1: him a minute, Max Tellson, everybody sells and give it
Speaker 1: up for this group. Michael Castio, Jay s Kiser, Kathleen
Speaker 1: and Max Sellson. Wow, we're gonna start with Bella. Bell's
Speaker 1: start with Bella? Yeah? Was it because there was so
Speaker 1: much to say about Portland that it's like it just
Speaker 1: it gets overwhelming? Or is it that when you drive
Speaker 1: down from Tacoma, you do you get off the wrong Amazon.
Speaker 1: You don't like Portland's. What is it for you about it? Everything? Everything?
Speaker 1: It's like if Seattle was a thousand times worse. She's assigning,
Speaker 1: she's assigning a factor. They don't even have a tall building.
Speaker 1: You know what, Portland's. Portland's also has donuts. That's not
Speaker 1: a burn. That's just um, not just a fact about
Speaker 1: port It's just a fact. But they also have donuts. Yeah, Liz, Liz,
Speaker 1: do you like the American? Do you like the show?
Speaker 1: Go ahead? I love it. Yeah. Yeah, because you sensed
Speaker 1: the rabbit weasel vibe from an early age, you are
Speaker 1: actually yeah, yeah, this is good. There you go, Liz.
Speaker 1: So Liz, Liz is just telling us that in middle
Speaker 1: school she was virtue signaling her Evan Peters just taste.
Speaker 1: I'm kidding, I'm kidding. No, you know what. I we
Speaker 1: would have we would have. I would have agreed with
Speaker 1: you if we we got if we'd gone to middle
Speaker 1: school together. And also, that's a rule of culture. If
Speaker 1: your virtues are correct, virtue signal. It's rule of culture
Speaker 1: number seventy, if your virtues are correct, virtue signal. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's bring up our next groups. Michael give it up
Speaker 1: for Mitch Mitchell and Jenney Ferrari, Jill Silva. I started
Speaker 1: that like cobra and you may everyone be seated. We
Speaker 1: love that end. First of the Mike Mikayla has Mikayla Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: so here's the deal. We got the ball, we got
Speaker 1: ideas and prepare topics. What do you got. I've been
Speaker 1: stealing on this for a long time. I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: to do pre selective. When you still, you gotta release
Speaker 1: that stew You got to open the the steam valves.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. One of your time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. People who sing Disney songs
Speaker 1: that karaoke okay, I do not think so, honey. This
Speaker 1: is not your car or the shower. I do not
Speaker 1: want to hear you struggle through the beginning of the
Speaker 1: circle of life. Okay. It is offensive to me and
Speaker 1: to everyone in the entire room. We're in an adult space.
Speaker 1: You need to sing an adult song. It is not
Speaker 1: the nineties. You struggle your way through photographed by Nickelback,
Speaker 1: and that would be more enjoyable for every wow. Okay, honey,
Speaker 1: you do not need to sing both parts of the
Speaker 1: song from a Laddin where they're on the magic carpet.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear it. And guess what, Broadway babies,
Speaker 1: you are not off the hook either. Okay. I went
Speaker 1: to theater school. I was surrounded by people trying to
Speaker 1: one up each other's Leah Michelle version of uh, don't
Speaker 1: write in my brain. You're not like a Michelle. You
Speaker 1: can't thank you, and that's why Matt wait a minute,
Speaker 1: michaela hops michaela House. No, she nailed it. Yes, people,
Speaker 1: people at your theater school preferred the Liam Michelle version
Speaker 1: over the Barbara version. Going to the mic Yes, it
Speaker 1: was very clear from the way that they were doing
Speaker 1: it was Lea Michelle. Yeah, the scoop. It was clear
Speaker 1: from the school it was the scoop. It was not
Speaker 1: a Barbara. Yeah, it was not Barbara. Clean Barbara. You
Speaker 1: gotta coming clean and well placed like Barbara, not scooping
Speaker 1: like Lia Michelle. It's a rural culture number eighty. You
Speaker 1: gotta come and clean like Barbara, not scooping like Liah Michelle. Well,
Speaker 1: and while we moll that over climate, Hey, Mitch, what's
Speaker 1: gonna be pre selected or troll ball? Well, it was
Speaker 1: a real Sophie's choice. Yeah, Yeah, that was That was
Speaker 1: famous re a tough choice for her. It was, yeah.
Speaker 1: I think say something about that. They both ended up.
Speaker 1: She didn't. You know you've seen the movie. Yes, they
Speaker 1: both they both the kids go. I had sex to
Speaker 1: that movie once. I can't believe I just admitted that, Um,
Speaker 1: Sophie would have chosen the trouble. Oh, okay, I pick
Speaker 1: for you. You go out stand out over there. Okay, look, Mitchy,
Speaker 1: this is funny. If you don't look, we'll say it
Speaker 1: and then if you don't want it, we'll toss it.
Speaker 1: But if you want to do it, I'm gonna live. Sure, Sure,
Speaker 1: your trouble. I don't think so. Any topic is Rachel. Um,
Speaker 1: this is Mitch Mitchell. Would you like to do it?
Speaker 1: Rachel Ray? I don't think so. Time starts, Rachel Ray,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. First of all, no one's
Speaker 1: buying your ship pots and pans because they're all that
Speaker 1: fucking good wealth for a reason. Rachel Ray cheating Jay
Speaker 1: Z and Beyonce here. I know it was you. I
Speaker 1: know it was fucking you. Don't hide behind your your
Speaker 1: cast roles. Don't hide behind those damn pots and pants.
Speaker 1: They shouldn't be so expensive. Not to mention, I'm sure
Speaker 1: you're cooking is trash and you don't season anything. Because
Speaker 1: your name is Rachel Ray. I am positive, absolutely positive. Also,
Speaker 1: where is she? Oh, honey? Are you? I can only
Speaker 1: think of your pots and pans and that parks and
Speaker 1: wreck reference five seconds, honey, I don't think so, Mitch Mitchell,
Speaker 1: I can say this. I know where Rachel Ray is.
Speaker 1: She's in New York filming her Senda hated daytime cooking show.
Speaker 1: She shares a building with Wendy Williams or whoever is
Speaker 1: filling in for Wendy Williams right now, right, right right, Michelle, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Michelle Obama, that's your new gig, filling filling in for
Speaker 1: Wendy Williams. She drops, she drops the Cherry Halls into
Speaker 1: a cup of tea, and then she says, Brianna, isn't
Speaker 1: the news? Oh do your Wendy Williams impression? Okay, here
Speaker 1: we go. I'll be the audience. You'd be Mondey Williams. Okay,
Speaker 1: So Brad Pitt went to lunch yesterday with Angelina. One more?
Speaker 1: One more? So Rida or is in the news? One more?
Speaker 1: One more? Alright, one more? Do you hear about Megan Markle?
Speaker 1: That's it? Oh, it's so fun to do. That's such
Speaker 1: a fun one. We mentioned a celebrity and then you
Speaker 1: screen and then you too are soaring with an impression.
Speaker 1: Um so listen, I guess it's probably time to start
Speaker 1: this car up, room, room, room, jennev Ferrari, Enne Ferrari,
Speaker 1: you forgive not for making that car joke at your
Speaker 1: Can you ever forgive me? I forgive you? Listen, I
Speaker 1: I I'm so happy you forgive me, and you're here
Speaker 1: to do it. I don't think so, honey. Is it
Speaker 1: going to be the trouble or is it going to
Speaker 1: be I wanted the trouble? But I have something to
Speaker 1: say to say, all right, Jenny Ferrari's I don't think
Speaker 1: so many our time starts now. I don't think so, honey, Slaws.
Speaker 1: I don't care how much the internet loves you. You
Speaker 1: know what else? The internet loves tay pods and fascism.
Speaker 1: Oh you think you're better than me because there was
Speaker 1: a viral video of christ and bell crime, because you
Speaker 1: got to meet you. Guess what if I'm at a sloth,
Speaker 1: I would cry too from disappointment. I don't think so, honey, sloth,
Speaker 1: you're gross. You know how slow us die? Number one
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Speaker 1: arms thinking it's a tree branch, and they follow to
Speaker 1: their deaths very slowly, probably oh thirty seconds. You don't
Speaker 1: want to Slot didn't last thirty seconds? Nothing, They're too slow.
Speaker 1: Oh why are you so dirty? Slots? You live in
Speaker 1: a rainforest, which is nature's shower. The only time I
Speaker 1: ever had any joy thinking about the slots when I
Speaker 1: get too high. And I watched Planet Earth and I
Speaker 1: watched one slot trying to have sex, and guess what,
Speaker 1: he doesn't get to have sex. I'll help you go extinct,
Speaker 1: your weird looking freaks. I don't think so, honey, what
Speaker 1: man Ferrari? Wow? Is that really how they die? Is
Speaker 1: that true? That's true? I think so? Oh we will
Speaker 1: fat check. I was scientifically with you. I was like,
Speaker 1: that makes sense? They Oh yes, wait podcast, our visual
Speaker 1: medium Bow and Yank just did a sterling impression of
Speaker 1: a sloth falling from a tree to its fucking death.
Speaker 1: And thank you Jenevie for arming me with that knowledge.
Speaker 1: Thank you. You got to talk on the microt talk
Speaker 1: down the axis. Everyone, please welcome to the microphone. Jill Silva, Hi, Jack, listen.
Speaker 1: What's it gonna be, the troll ball or the pre preparedness. Well,
Speaker 1: I like patterns, so I'm gonna go troll ball pattern Queen,
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. I'm picking it out. Okay.
Speaker 1: I gave you an option on this one. You can
Speaker 1: either do Umbrella the Rihanna song or Umbrella's and you
Speaker 1: can you can make I have to choose, or you
Speaker 1: can do both. Can I do both? At thirty seconds,
Speaker 1: we're gonna say switch O, we'll do that. Okay, fine, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: This is Jill Silva's I don't think so Honey her
Speaker 1: time starts now. I don't think so honey Umbrella by Rihanna?
Speaker 1: Are there any other words in the song? I don't
Speaker 1: think so umbrella briar Rihanna, because that's the first song
Speaker 1: that I got into of yours, and then it was
Speaker 1: a bit better have my money. I don't think so
Speaker 1: Umbrella by Rihanna. Uh, it's not I don't were you
Speaker 1: wearing weird things in the music video? I really don't
Speaker 1: know enough ll umbrellas. I don't think so Umbrella's in Seattle.
Speaker 1: The amount of you carrying them during snow apocalypse are
Speaker 1: you fucking idiots? I don't think so umbrella is protecting
Speaker 1: you from heavy, dense snow. I don't think so Umbrella's
Speaker 1: I'm tired of every restaurant having a bin for you
Speaker 1: and not a hook for my backpack underneath the table.
Speaker 1: That's one man, Jail Selva. Everyone cultural commentary from this
Speaker 1: whole group, give it up from my calah match mitchall Ferrari,
Speaker 1: Jail Selva. Wow, let's go to our friends over here.
Speaker 1: So Jill thoughts uh oh sorry, Liz, that's Jill over there.
Speaker 1: Who just want that's Jill? Now listen what we think?
Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, So that was a RuPaul reference. So
Speaker 1: now we're getting a peek inside the veneer is cracking Darling? Um,
Speaker 1: So you like RuPaul's drag race that's probably for the better?
Speaker 1: Well yeah, there's there was there was two winners. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: so Bella yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah, Kayla, how
Speaker 1: are we doing great? Well? We don't know if we
Speaker 1: were told that was probably wrong, Kayla. We haven't. We
Speaker 1: haven't gotten to know about. What's what's your situation? Where
Speaker 1: are you in school? Are you are you are? You're?
Speaker 1: You're you're You're in college? Try line? What that sucks?
Speaker 1: What's what's the college I missed dead? Edmunds, Edmunds Community
Speaker 1: Edmunds Edmunds. Yeah, everyone on the count of motherfucking three
Speaker 1: makes some fucking noise for Edmund's Community College? On't your
Speaker 1: three go? Edmund's right? Better? And we're gonna take that
Speaker 1: energy and soar forth with our next group. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey, yours everyone, please give it up for Claire,
Speaker 1: jas for tay up Baby, give it up for Emily.
Speaker 1: Go Preston McNeill, Preston McNeill. Did we say this group correctly? Wait? Yes,
Speaker 1: we're all here right? Oh hie, this is Claire. Tell
Speaker 1: you Emily and Preston's be seated. So polite, here we
Speaker 1: go anyc will do? They all do the same fucking thing,
Speaker 1: all right? I Claire Jack, Hey, Claire, so tell me
Speaker 1: Claire pre selected topic for the troll ball pre selected.
Speaker 1: I don't think Sony, her time starts now. I don't
Speaker 1: think so Seattle Healthcare System. Oh, I call you up
Speaker 1: for a chiropractic appointment. You bomp me four weeks. I
Speaker 1: show up thirty minutes in, and then you have me
Speaker 1: do some eto portal ship. What is that? I want
Speaker 1: to get my neck adjusted, not my feet. You have
Speaker 1: me doing this in the front room. I'm serious, I'm serious.
Speaker 1: What is this? I don't think so, Honey Seattle Healthcare
Speaker 1: coming fresh water? What do I do with my glass?
Speaker 1: I'm drinking. I'm drinking. I end up putting it in
Speaker 1: the hands of my chiropractic appointment. I don't think so
Speaker 1: Healthcare Seattle, Yes, go off? I don't think so Seattle Healthcare.
Speaker 1: Ten minutes in, I'm sitting on the floor with my
Speaker 1: chiropractor next to me, doing the same stretches next to her.
Speaker 1: Five seconds, I don't think so Seattle Healthcare. And that's
Speaker 1: one minute. I don't think so Seattle health care either.
Speaker 1: Whatever that foot thing was, that doesn't seem like it's
Speaker 1: helping me get better and not not at all, no,
Speaker 1: putting me under more stress. Oh my god. And next
Speaker 1: up to the mic is Tabby. Hey, okay, tay, okay.
Speaker 1: So I know I said that I was going to
Speaker 1: do a pre selected but then you guys were talking
Speaker 1: about something in intro that I was like, oh my god, inspiration.
Speaker 1: Oh we're gonna do it's wowration. So this was okay, great,
Speaker 1: We're happy to provide that inspiration everywhere we go. We're
Speaker 1: so inspiring. Yeah, you're just so so unique and inspired.
Speaker 1: So here we go. I don't think so money or
Speaker 1: time starts now, all right, So everyone in the audience
Speaker 1: just close your eye for a minute. Imagine yourself. You're
Speaker 1: in the back of your lift and you're just like
Speaker 1: tootling around, maybe you're going to cap Hill or whatever,
Speaker 1: and there's just a really cool song that's playing on
Speaker 1: the radio that's like you're like getting really into it,
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh yeah, I could dance at this song.
Speaker 1: You don't go drinking and dancing there on tonight. And
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden you start listening to lyrics
Speaker 1: and secretly inside of that music and that really cool
Speaker 1: fresh song is Christian pop music, direty. Second, I don't
Speaker 1: think so Christian pop music trying to him y'all interested
Speaker 1: as a gay lady and you're a weird religious bullshit.
Speaker 1: Jesus wasn't resurrected, he never existed. Oh, I would rather
Speaker 1: listen to songs beings dropped and listen about you want
Speaker 1: a Cross? And I have no sins to forgive because
Speaker 1: I'm a human fucking being. Five seconds, So no, thank you,
Speaker 1: cool ass Christian rock music, that's what. And I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey, that bravely ended with a no thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you you really made the form your own. Oh
Speaker 1: my god? And you know I love you know. Create
Speaker 1: Create is like cool Christian pop music. Anyone else is,
Speaker 1: do you guys know Stacy Rico? Oh yeah, Stacy, there's
Speaker 1: gotta be more. He's gotta be much too love, I've
Speaker 1: ever missed me live? Well, that's a live and thiss. Sure,
Speaker 1: there's gotta be more something like that. Wow, he can
Speaker 1: do Rob Thomas and Stacy Rico you know. Oh? I
Speaker 1: mean all of the Walk to Remember is like like
Speaker 1: a low key, like faith based thing, right. For sure?
Speaker 1: She was fully in the church, but also dare you
Speaker 1: to move? Like all the all the switch foot stuff.
Speaker 1: It was cool though. Does that mean we can't like
Speaker 1: a Walk to Remember Remember? I loved the Christian stuff too,
Speaker 1: like the Jesus all right, lother of massoon that's too cool.
Speaker 1: It's very close together. My coolts were very part apart.
Speaker 1: I feel that the coolts have to come very rapidly.
Speaker 1: Here on you singing the word Jesus. Yeah, the period
Speaker 1: he's not here? Is he is Jesus here? Wow? Everyone
Speaker 1: please welcome to the microphone. Emily, Emily, our friend, Jason's
Speaker 1: sister brother. Here's your brother. Okay, so listen. Yeah. Is
Speaker 1: it gonna be pre selected or is it going to
Speaker 1: be trouble? I'm gonna be pre selected and I love that.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now, I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. People who don't like Spencer's gifts, sorry,
Speaker 1: but have we forgotten what Spencer's has done for us?
Speaker 1: Where could you have found that bucket, hat and smoke
Speaker 1: machine for your beautiful and lovely proposal? That gift is
Speaker 1: so much more than Chaine wallets and Chucky dolls. We
Speaker 1: didn't have sex education growing up, Oh we have Spencer's fun.
Speaker 1: I didn't know what a dick looks like until I
Speaker 1: got lost in their Spencer's week got lost, And I
Speaker 1: think that says more about us is a culture than
Speaker 1: me as a healthy and beautiful, curly single woman. And
Speaker 1: I know, I know Spencer's has problems. I do learning.
Speaker 1: Spencer started in the nineteen forties. Do you know what
Speaker 1: I'll start in the nineteen forties? The fucking end of
Speaker 1: World War Two? In conclusion Spencer's the sickst Ship and
Speaker 1: how dare you? I'm like, way to go? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: And I love that it ended with in conclusion that's
Speaker 1: like very college paper. There's some there was some fun
Speaker 1: little linguistic stunt. Not linguistic, but it was just you
Speaker 1: know what I'll started in the nineties, the end of
Speaker 1: world Write that down? Write that downs? Good for an essay?
Speaker 1: That's good for your end of high school and the
Speaker 1: beginning every student does right at the end. I love that.
Speaker 1: Give it up, give it up. And finally from this group,
Speaker 1: Preston mcneia, Yes, all of it, all of it, high Preston,
Speaker 1: the whole thing. Okay, Preston, thank you for bravely wearing
Speaker 1: your white shoes. We had a conversation about this backstage.
Speaker 1: It's why I bring it up again. You you're a
Speaker 1: paranoid about getting them dirty. Yes, but there's the pettina.
Speaker 1: You gotta get the pettina and the wear on that
Speaker 1: and it's a special moment. This is a special moment.
Speaker 1: So it's the bravest thing we've seen tonight, Preston, what's
Speaker 1: going to be, Priest tall? I would do trou ball
Speaker 1: if I got more references and was a little bit older.
Speaker 1: But where are you sixteen like these ones? Oh okay,
Speaker 1: I know where you are coming from. Now that you're
Speaker 1: now that you're past the age of twenty, you can
Speaker 1: have a fully formed, thoughtless Okay, you're on a journey.
Speaker 1: It's fine, okay, Preston, So you're staying preselect, preselected. This
Speaker 1: is Preston meals. I don't think so honey, and as
Speaker 1: time starts now, I don't think so honey, seeking validation
Speaker 1: from others and Twitter. Okay, I don't think so honey.
Speaker 1: You all have the support system that you need within yourself. Okay.
Speaker 1: When you tweet something and you share your art or
Speaker 1: whatever it is online, it's because you're secure enough in
Speaker 1: yourself and you want to promote and show it to others,
Speaker 1: whether they like it or not. Okay, you're going and
Speaker 1: seeking something like, Oh I wish I could do that, Oh, Karen,
Speaker 1: you can. I didn't think I could be up here
Speaker 1: on stage, but I am. I didn't think i'd be
Speaker 1: the place that I was. But I'm not self deprecating
Speaker 1: tweeting about how I had a bad time waiting in
Speaker 1: line because I couldn't decide what I wanted to get
Speaker 1: at Starbucks. We've been waiting and you want me to
Speaker 1: buy both of us? Would? I don't know that you
Speaker 1: want five seconds? I don't think so honey. You have
Speaker 1: it in yourself. We should all probably be in therapy.
Speaker 1: That's what help. I don't think, so honey. From pro Nicknio,
Speaker 1: David Up, Claire James, tell you Baby, Emily God Preston Nicknio.
Speaker 1: M Okay, Kayla, we're gonna start with you. What did
Speaker 1: you think Titanic and the Googleles? But those aren't Christian allegories.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Okay, queen, listen. Just because
Speaker 1: you weren't born in the nineties doesn't mean there are
Speaker 1: only four things that happened during Here's one the Gulf War.
Speaker 1: You want to talk about that? Or no? Shall we
Speaker 1: skip it? Queen? Try nice? Try, Queen nice, try, Queen?
Speaker 1: I can't, I can't it feel something feels bad about
Speaker 1: talking down to these poor eighteen year old So let's
Speaker 1: continue to do it. We're gonna keep doing that. Well, listen,
Speaker 1: what do you guys think? Should there have been more
Speaker 1: Titanic in the show? So far? We can talk about Titanic? Okay, Okay?
Speaker 1: What that? Well? Probably what that probably means if she
Speaker 1: has a wide cultural reference from being older? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: what's a movie we've talked about on Lost Culture STA
Speaker 1: that you've not known? Do you know what the movie
Speaker 1: Clueless is? Because it was one of the eight things
Speaker 1: that happened in the nineties? An eighth she knows Clueless
Speaker 1: that happens. Um, let's go let's go over here. To Bella.
Speaker 1: What is your mom like? She only watches American Injin Warrior. Okay,
Speaker 1: show the new one with are you talking about the
Speaker 1: movie Fighting with my Family? The Rock is hosting a
Speaker 1: new game show? Right, yeah, yeah, she likes violence. Violence
Speaker 1: that happened in the nineties. Two go for, Go for.
Speaker 1: I think it's time to move on. I think it's
Speaker 1: time let's bring up our next complete Yes, this was
Speaker 1: a complete exchange. Please welcome to the stage, Kinsey Shaw
Speaker 1: please hooking on to the stage, Steve Lang and Mandy
Speaker 1: Price and Danny Lee. Hello, everyony, and now we're gonna
Speaker 1: welcome up to the microphone, y Shaw, Hi, Consie. So
Speaker 1: look we got the bowl. Yeah, okay, it's not okay,
Speaker 1: it never is. But it's so psycho to me that
Speaker 1: you would say, I hope to be given the opportunity
Speaker 1: to talk about Beyonce on a public platform. That is
Speaker 1: the bravest thing we've seen since Preston Shoes. Yeah truly. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is this is an interesting one. It's a very
Speaker 1: interesting one. Your trouble topic is baseball stadiums. Baseball stadiums
Speaker 1: on those I don't think our time starts now. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, baseball stadiums, do you win the
Speaker 1: contest for most uncomfortable seats out of all of the seats.
Speaker 1: That's all that I know you, because all I've done
Speaker 1: is watch Beyonce a baseball stadium. I don't go to
Speaker 1: watch your boring sports baseball stadium. If it's a sport
Speaker 1: that needs like a cup over a guy's junk, I
Speaker 1: should want to watch it, But I don't. What else
Speaker 1: do I know about baseball? Nothing? What does that say
Speaker 1: about you, baseball stadiums. You're not doing your fucking jaw.
Speaker 1: I should know everything about fucking baseball. All I know
Speaker 1: is that the Mariners saw Wow. I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: Mariners Stadium a second, you should be closed it fucking
Speaker 1: rains here safe folk fields. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: How much time I don't think so, honey. Baseball stadiums
Speaker 1: sell better corn dogs, fuck face. Yes, And that we
Speaker 1: got a new rural culture. We got a rural culture
Speaker 1: number eighty three. I don't think so, honey, baseball stadium
Speaker 1: so better corn dogs, fuck face? Beautiful? Well, and I
Speaker 1: love the Beyonce connection that we got there because you
Speaker 1: didn't you did this. You did that you know guys.
Speaker 1: In the nineties, there was a baseball player on the
Speaker 1: Seattle Mariners whose name was Ken Griffey Jr. You know
Speaker 1: of him. He was one of the eight things that
Speaker 1: happened during the nineties. Now you know a quarter, So
Speaker 1: you know a quarter. Now you're growing, You're growing, young minds.
Speaker 1: They expand quickly claim everyone, please, welcome to the mic.
Speaker 1: See lave, he's got a paper. He's got a paper,
Speaker 1: which means we're not this is not It's true. I
Speaker 1: had something pissed me off today already when asked me,
Speaker 1: you've got something to say, I want you to say
Speaker 1: it's the Steve LANs. I don't think so many as
Speaker 1: time starts now, I don't think so, honey. Having your
Speaker 1: wedding on a holiday. Now, someone who has just worked
Speaker 1: weddings during a blizzard, on New Year's Eve and on
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day, I'd like to offer some advice on when
Speaker 1: not to schedule your wedding. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Do not make people risk their lives or sacrifice their
Speaker 1: holidays just because you found someone dumb enough to marry
Speaker 1: your ugly ass. I don't think so, honey. People who
Speaker 1: are at your wedding who don't necessarily give a shit
Speaker 1: about you, and yes they exist, well, opt to leave
Speaker 1: your wedding early so they can do whatever the hell
Speaker 1: they were going to do if you weren't so fucking selfish.
Speaker 1: So basically, your reception is gonna end up being kind
Speaker 1: of lamed by about ten pm to save yourself the
Speaker 1: trouble seconds. I don't think so, honey. It's not just
Speaker 1: that you're gonna ruin that your's holiday. It's that you're
Speaker 1: signing yourself up for a lifetime of battling holiday crowds
Speaker 1: every time you celebrate your anniversary at your favorite top
Speaker 1: of spot or your poke bowl. Also, if you play
Speaker 1: don't Stop Believing during your wedding, your fucking basics. I
Speaker 1: love that. So that was not only I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: it was also like a fuck you, which I love that.
Speaker 1: I live for that. Oh my god. Yeah, you gonna
Speaker 1: have a your wedding on Valentine. Shut up. If this
Speaker 1: is you, shut up and wedding on the fourth of July,
Speaker 1: grow up, grow up. Yeah, you're going to compete with fireworks, sweetie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: try to say your vows while fireworks are doing it
Speaker 1: while fireworks, you won't be able to be heard. Everyone.
Speaker 1: Please welcome to the microphone, Mandy Price. Hey man, so listen,
Speaker 1: we have the bowl here. We have I'm sure many
Speaker 1: topics you like, durrant On, but I put it to you.
Speaker 1: It's just that I hate so many things it's impossible
Speaker 1: to narrow it down. So I'm gonna take the troll.
Speaker 1: Oh when you have a lot of hate, tred, just
Speaker 1: find something else to Hey too, added to the list. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go, got it interesting? So this is kind
Speaker 1: of I think an icon of this area sind cinematically, yes,
Speaker 1: I would say, and this this trollball topic for you.
Speaker 1: Mandy Price is a writer, and your time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. When Nona writer, you're looking around
Speaker 1: pretending you understand what's happening at the Emmy's, but you don't.
Speaker 1: Your question is why am I here winning an Emmy.
Speaker 1: That's why you're struggling with I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: why known writer Beetle Juice was the top of your game?
Speaker 1: You are the strange and unusual, my friend, use stranger
Speaker 1: things and now you're a grown up, and you know what,
Speaker 1: bitch that makes me feel old. And I don't care
Speaker 1: for feeling old because you've got old too, bitch. I
Speaker 1: don't think so needing to steal things just to make
Speaker 1: up you feel good inside. That's what a live feels like.
Speaker 1: There are so many other ways to feel alive. Maybe
Speaker 1: go back and watch Beetle Juice. You will understand now
Speaker 1: the purpose of your own life. You don't have to
Speaker 1: put things in your little pocket and your little purse
Speaker 1: in order to feel good about yourself. Someone in your
Speaker 1: life will tell you that they like you. Ask around.
Speaker 1: When on a writer, that's one minute. Ask around and
Speaker 1: some one will tell you they like you. It's a
Speaker 1: ruler culture number hundred to ask around and someone will
Speaker 1: tell you that they like you. They will, and someone will.
Speaker 1: That's so true. Now please welcome to the microphone. Danny, Danny, Danny.
Speaker 1: You know people with your name in this area they die.
Speaker 1: On Gray's Anatomy, Danny was a famous character and he
Speaker 1: you know, spoiler alert for anyone on the second season
Speaker 1: of Gray's Danny. It doesn't work, Danny. But this is
Speaker 1: just a weird connection with two dots that Mount's connecting
Speaker 1: that have nothing to do with what's going on here.
Speaker 1: Danny is gonna be pre selected, pre selected, Honey, Jenny leans,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. As time starts now, I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Buffalo sauce as the default chicken
Speaker 1: wing flavor. Okay, what is buffalo sauce? Can anybody tell
Speaker 1: me exactly? Okay? Why is buffalo sauce as orange as this? Troubo? Honey,
Speaker 1: I don't think so. That is not natural. You know
Speaker 1: what is naturally? Orange? Oranges? Bitch? I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Buffalo wings. I ordered chicken wings. Buffaloes don't have wings.
Speaker 1: This is not a red bull commercial handy. Also, buffalo
Speaker 1: sauce is unreliable. It is an untrustworthy flavor. Everywhere you go.
Speaker 1: It tastes different, all sorts of different types of mediocrity.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's spicy, sometimes it's not. I do not trust it,
Speaker 1: Honey's Also, buffalo wings are nothing without ranch, honey. Okay,
Speaker 1: we need to change our default chicken wing flavor to
Speaker 1: lemon pepperings are made of lemons and peppers. Okay, I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Buffalo wings, I do think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Lemon pepper wings so amazing. Give it up this shop manny, Okay,
Speaker 1: fabulous before we check in, okay the mic. I so agree,
Speaker 1: even even as someone who is obsessed with hot sauce culture.
Speaker 1: I I buffalo sauce was created in Buffalo, New York,
Speaker 1: at the Anchor Cafe. I believe, yeah, we should say
Speaker 1: that anyone who thinks they make they take real buffaloes
Speaker 1: and make those wings. But um, but yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: Buffalo is nothing without ranch. I totally disagree. Um, Buffalo
Speaker 1: is something without ranch as long as there's blue cheese, right,
Speaker 1: I mean, let's not have blue cheese erasure. Okay, but
Speaker 1: let's not have a raiser tonight. If you put buffalo
Speaker 1: in a Buffalo sauce in a vacuum, it will not stand.
Speaker 1: That's my thesis. Well, Denny, Denny and I are on
Speaker 1: the same page about this, and honestly, I mean, the
Speaker 1: Asian sauce erasure is war rampant than blue cheese. Who
Speaker 1: cares about blue fucking cheese? It has nothing to do
Speaker 1: with blue cheese. I agree that it's for buffalo sauce
Speaker 1: to be the default sauce that feels like erased to
Speaker 1: me for all the other sauces. There's so many other sauces, garlic, garlic,
Speaker 1: pamajan um barbecue, barbecue um, terry YACKI Seattle invention. Tarayaki
Speaker 1: was a Seattle invention Japanese immigrants. That's a scandal to
Speaker 1: me quickly, because we've done a bullshit already in between
Speaker 1: this next group. But do you know who went on?
Speaker 1: The writer? Is you do from strangel what the kids know?
Speaker 1: Because it's because of stranger things you know from others?
Speaker 1: Because yeah, I know, I know where the sources for
Speaker 1: these fucking blastulas. Bowen Yang is going to reveal that
Speaker 1: he's nineteen and he second, and it's gonna be so
Speaker 1: much a scandal. We'll see everyone. Are we ready for
Speaker 1: We're ready for this final group group of the night. Yes,
Speaker 1: everyone please. Welcome to following folks, Anthony Householder, Kayley Nickerson's,
Speaker 1: Sam Dambowski and Nathan cors Beautiful. Welcome all and first
Speaker 1: to the mic. Anthony Householder. Hello Anthony, Hi, Hi are you?
Speaker 1: I'm great? How are you? We're so good? Good Anthony?
Speaker 1: What's gonna be pre selected or trouble? I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: plect selected Anthony Householders. I don't think so many as
Speaker 1: time starts now, Okay, Okay, there's a meme that exists
Speaker 1: that says that many heart attack you have when you
Speaker 1: leave your apartment and you're missing these things, and it
Speaker 1: says and it shows four pictures. It's phone, keys, wallet,
Speaker 1: and then a bull of spaghetti. Oh. I saw another
Speaker 1: one later. It was like, oh some cheese. Oh ship,
Speaker 1: this is too lazy. I don't think so, honey. Anything
Speaker 1: in this fourth block that doesn't belong in your pockets,
Speaker 1: which is nine percent of fucking things. Green light, Oh,
Speaker 1: I wish I had that in my pocket? An eggit
Speaker 1: so on? Uh, I don't think so honny. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey, Anthony Householder. Maybe people just enjoy the
Speaker 1: fucking meme. Okay, so high and bucking mighty about it.
Speaker 1: Your comedy education, Jet City Improv. Congratulations. You're the dictator
Speaker 1: of what's funny and what's not funny. I don't think
Speaker 1: so funny. People that are too cool, well, like you
Speaker 1: work in a fucking coffee shop and and fucking Debrah
Speaker 1: comes in with her fucking wanderlust t shirt and that
Speaker 1: she leaves and you and your friends talk shit about her.
Speaker 1: Debra is literally your best fucking life, honey. Okay, she
Speaker 1: probably goes on fucking vacation while you live in a
Speaker 1: fucking house with four hippie dudes and there's like three bedrooms.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, people that are too cool.
Speaker 1: That was one minute and more. But I loved it
Speaker 1: because it went so many It was meta, it was
Speaker 1: self critical, it was critical of culture. It was everything
Speaker 1: we needed. But is Deborah real person? In theory? In
Speaker 1: theory represents something? There are everywhere everywhere? No, you know what, Anthony,
Speaker 1: I think what you were getting at with the mean
Speaker 1: thing was that this non secretary stuff. It's like, okay,
Speaker 1: random ship, give it context. That's that's that's That's my
Speaker 1: thing with blue cheese, How does how the fund? Does
Speaker 1: that make any sense? By itself? Is just a nonsense?
Speaker 1: This is the thing buffalo sounds by itself is the
Speaker 1: bul of spaghetti. It's nonsense. It doesn't make sense, it
Speaker 1: doesn't follow, And then you need blue cheese to put
Speaker 1: it into context. You know what I'm saying. No, Okay,
Speaker 1: all right? How is how is buffalos off the nonsecond
Speaker 1: or it's been culturally accepted for a thousand years since
Speaker 1: the since the you need you need buffalo sauce to
Speaker 1: be the foundational thing for you need. You need blue
Speaker 1: cheese for buffalo sauce to stand. No, you don't. Everyone
Speaker 1: gave it up for Kaylee Nickerson. Put me out of
Speaker 1: my misery. Kaylee, what's it gonna be? I got something
Speaker 1: I want to talk about. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Her time starts and now I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Men who wear khakis and button down shirts, you are
Speaker 1: a grown up. It's like all the douchebag has got
Speaker 1: together and said, let's make a uniform to make us
Speaker 1: more identifiable, and then pick that balland is casual business attire.
Speaker 1: They called you know who? Else Where's khaki pants? Prep
Speaker 1: boys on the East Coast who have to because he'll
Speaker 1: get hit with a ruler if they don't. You know
Speaker 1: who they are. They're your They're commercial real estate agents
Speaker 1: who get in their Masamiotti's and they pull up with
Speaker 1: their Canna red bull and they go up to the
Speaker 1: reception desk and they chat. The twenty one year old girl.
Speaker 1: She doesn't want to fucking talk to you. She's twenty
Speaker 1: one and you're grown as man. You're really old and
Speaker 1: scary to her. So just go to your Applebee's for
Speaker 1: happy hour. Go sit with your other frat boyfriends you
Speaker 1: both also moved after college, and just share a fucking
Speaker 1: appetizer with them. Thank you so much. Ad that on
Speaker 1: many Kaylee Nickerson destroying those who choose to tuck it
Speaker 1: into short khaki culture. Yes, please welcome to the microphone,
Speaker 1: Sam dam Baskets. Yes, I love what this Mike's dead
Speaker 1: has like decided to get lower and lower. It's Chris,
Speaker 1: it's you know what it's doing. Its thing of my
Speaker 1: best Canadian tuxedo. So what's it gonna be? Trople or
Speaker 1: pre prepared topics? I have something prepared pared starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Goop has a Netflix series.
Speaker 1: Goop is the lifestyle website and pseudo science bullshit emporium
Speaker 1: of actress Gwyneth Paltrow. Goop is what happens when you
Speaker 1: know you didn't deserve that oscar and you devote the
Speaker 1: rest of your life to fraud. Goop. It is the
Speaker 1: essential oils of money, boredom, and hatred of fat and
Speaker 1: poor people distilled into a coffee Emma. Then you shoot
Speaker 1: up your ask four times a day, and none of
Speaker 1: this would matter except we live in a sis siety
Speaker 1: where money equals success and success equals intelligence, and now
Speaker 1: raw water is sold by vapid hucksters who have never
Speaker 1: had to live without clean water. People test the pH
Speaker 1: of their piss because they do not know what kidneys are,
Speaker 1: and the word detox has lost all meaning except to
Speaker 1: say I might be an alcoholic or I might be
Speaker 1: a wellness influencer, and I do not know which one
Speaker 1: is worse. That's one. Sam Dabowski, Yes, rise that the
Speaker 1: mic ries excellent. That was beautiful, very good. It rises
Speaker 1: for our final I don't think so, honey, um the night,
Speaker 1: give it up for Nathan Cocks. Then Nathan's got his
Speaker 1: phone out. Oh oh oh yeah, yeah, alright, I don't
Speaker 1: think sony. As time starts now, I don't think so honey.
Speaker 1: Straight men who aren't eating pussy in I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: stand up here and talk about women's bodies and why
Speaker 1: that shouldn't have an effect on your choices, because it's
Speaker 1: not about them. It's about you and your insecurities. You
Speaker 1: don't know what you're doing. That's okay to begin with,
Speaker 1: but that's not an excuse you're willing to spend five
Speaker 1: hours on fortnite to get a tribal tattoo skinned to
Speaker 1: slap on a digital representation of your dick. But she
Speaker 1: can't spend thirty minutes finding out what makes a women's
Speaker 1: eyes roll back harder than a clock on daylight Savings,
Speaker 1: get an education, worshiper, Oh, she's not in the oral sex.
Speaker 1: Ask yourself this. Did you try it once and you've
Speaker 1: got the two pats on the shoulder and I'm good?
Speaker 1: Go back to the drawing board. Well, that's too much
Speaker 1: of an awkward conversation, more awkward than you when you're
Speaker 1: asking her if you could put it in her butt. Listen.
Speaker 1: If you can listen to the Joe Rogan experience for
Speaker 1: ten hours a week, you can listen to a wan
Speaker 1: talk about what she wants. Every woman is different. Just
Speaker 1: because you know how to pick the lock in the
Speaker 1: door of your Honda. Wait, wait you know what. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. I'm using objects and especially cars,
Speaker 1: as a metaphor for women's bodies. Who Nathan Coin Cox
Speaker 1: give it up for this group? Anthony householder Kaylee Nickerson
Speaker 1: said about and Nathan Cox, Wow, solid, solid, loved, loved all,
Speaker 1: loved all of it and straight men out there. If
Speaker 1: you're not eating pussy, That's all I'm gonna say about that.
Speaker 1: There's eight ten year old tear. We're gonna be one
Speaker 1: final checking with ours, with our three eighteen year olds
Speaker 1: one seventeen year old. Um, let's let's let's let's start
Speaker 1: with Liz. Liz. What do we think? It was good? Yeah? Liz,
Speaker 1: And I'm and I feel no. This is what you
Speaker 1: should expect to do. What Nathan Nathan just painted a
Speaker 1: picture of what you should do if someone is doing
Speaker 1: something you don't like, pat them on the shoulder and
Speaker 1: say I'm good in any situations, sexual or on. That's
Speaker 1: what you do. I'm good, I'm good. Moving along and along, Bella,
Speaker 1: what do we think? What final thoughts do you feel
Speaker 1: like if this person hell fucking yeah, hell fucking yeah.
Speaker 1: Is that what you said? Yeah? Okay, Bella, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you so much? Is it because um, before sorry,
Speaker 1: before you felt like stupid? You were stupid? And now
Speaker 1: you know? Tell you things that happened in the nineties.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna go home and google? We go four?
Speaker 1: Google who is Shane West? You're gonna do that? You
Speaker 1: and your mom should watch a walk to Remember together.
Speaker 1: It's a great family movie. Yeah, yeah, it's good. Um,
Speaker 1: Whyane West is gonna? I know my experience with Shane
Speaker 1: West watching to remember and I'm happy my mom wasn't there. Oh, Bella,
Speaker 1: I wish you, We wish you the best, wish the best. Kayla, Kayla,
Speaker 1: go on, what and what do you do? What do
Speaker 1: you do? You? What do you do? You pat them
Speaker 1: and you say no, no, no, no, fun wildly out
Speaker 1: of control. We haven't done our drop at all. You say,
Speaker 1: what what do you say? Kayla? No? Everyone in the
Speaker 1: count of three saying one to three. I'm good, Kayla, Kayla?
Speaker 1: And what are we doing? We're learning? We're learning. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, but I've learned so much from all the
Speaker 1: father people. Give it up while we list everyone's names.
Speaker 1: Here we go, Natasha Ransom, cramdown in, Ze Peterson, Michael Castillos,
Speaker 1: Kathleen Nkozy, Mikayla Hops, Mitch Mitchell, Jenna by Ferrari, Silva,
Speaker 1: Claire jan Ka Baby right, Anthony Householder, Nathan you guys,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. This was so so funny. Thank
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