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Speaker 1: And you know what that means. You don't know Mariah before?

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Speaker 1: venting anyway, Um, astrologies actually astrology. I keep going back

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Speaker 1: Shore line didn't prepare you for this moment? Did it

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Speaker 1: don't think so honeying. Now, if you're not familiar with

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Speaker 1: one minute rants on pop culture topics that, oh bitch,

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Speaker 1: like Robert Downey Jr. As Sherlock Holmes, that's steampunker. No,

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Speaker 1: I went somewhere in Atlanta, and there's one that is

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Speaker 1: I know about you is you were in Gray's Anatomy.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes now I walk up to it is thirty seven dollars,

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Speaker 1: And that's one minute. Thank you. I think we have

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Speaker 1: a new rule of culture. That's rule of culture number

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Speaker 1: se Space needle more like the space don't needle, don't

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Speaker 1: need it. I am from New York City. We have

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Speaker 1: several tall buildings at least several at least several at

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Speaker 1: least um that was a pre right, I don't think

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00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:15,080
Speaker 1: so that was a And now bow and Yang will

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Speaker 1: do a trollaboll topic. Come on, bow and Yang, I

424
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:26,439
Speaker 1: I gave you topical. Now this will not be topical.

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Speaker 1: We don't probably not. Let's see bowen, I'm picking it out, okay,

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Speaker 1: the ready, yes your I don't think so, hony trollaball.

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Speaker 1: Topic is country music, and your time starts now, I

428
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 1: don't think so many country music. Why don't you fucking

429
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Speaker 1: decentralized from Nashville? Honey? Why does it all have to

430
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 1: come from one place? How about you spread some of

431
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:53,520
Speaker 1: the live tips. I don't know, Charlotte or some ship.

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00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 1: I don't know what happens down there in the South. Also,

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Speaker 1: country music is a fucking on a lith in terms

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Speaker 1: of radio plays. And if you're going to shut out

435
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 1: one miss Casey Musgraves from your plays, oh bitch, she

436
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 1: is going to she's gonna win. And look she wants

437
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:15,960
Speaker 1: the fucking Grammy. Okay. So here's the thing. Also, this

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Speaker 1: is this is the thing that about country music that

439
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 1: people don't realize. Most of the good stuff is written

440
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 1: by one gay man, I don't remember what is Shane McNally.

441
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 1: So all these homeful trump country fox are listening to

442
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:33,080
Speaker 1: the words of a queer person. And that's pretty fucking

443
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:36,320
Speaker 1: cool if you ask me. But country music, like five seconds,

444
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,520
Speaker 1: just don't do it in Nashville, Like Nashville is now

445
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:43,080
Speaker 1: for bachelorette parties. It's fine, it's done. Nashville's done. One minute,

446
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 1: Thank you, Bowen Yang. I would like to say we

447
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 1: would love to visit Nashville. Would love to visit Nashville.

448
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:52,160
Speaker 1: We would love to go. I would love to go

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Speaker 1: to Nashville. It's one of the places on our list. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I would love to see a scale replica of the Parthenon. No,

451
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:04,600
Speaker 1: I don't. We're talking shit about Seattle landmarks here today, right,

452
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:08,520
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Um, we went, we went to the

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Speaker 1: Museum of Pop Culture. That was it's no Shoreline College,

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00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:18,800
Speaker 1: all right, community college. Okay, who's ready to bring up

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Speaker 1: some of our performers tonight? I am all right. We're

456
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Speaker 1: gonna bring people up in groups of four, and they're

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Speaker 1: gonna come up one by one to the mic. So

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Speaker 1: let's give it up for our first group. Please make

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00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 1: some noise for Natasha Ransa. Yeah for Emily Shure listening,

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00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:41,719
Speaker 1: give it up for Graham Downing, and give it up

461
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:47,640
Speaker 1: for Lindsay Peterson. Wow. I love that you all remain standing.

462
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:51,320
Speaker 1: And so this is one are you guys? Seth Myers, Yes, yes,

463
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,760
Speaker 1: because you know that that's like, yeah, there doesn't need

464
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Speaker 1: to be five with the ghost, the ghost the ghosts. Okay,

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Speaker 1: now everyone please welcome to the microphone. Not Tasha Ransum nah, Tasha.

466
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Speaker 1: Here's the deal. We have a horibowl full of trouball topics,

467
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:13,840
Speaker 1: but also a whole brain full of ideas I would imagine.

468
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:17,640
Speaker 1: So what are you gonna do? Oh, first of the night.

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00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 1: It's a trouble Natasha. Yummy, yummy, yummy. Love that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So I'm thinking out a topic here. It is great. Wow, listen,

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Speaker 1: Natasha Ransom. This is gonna be tough, but your I

472
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Trouball topic is the actress Regina King.

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00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god, your time starting. Can you give me

474
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Speaker 1: a reference? Yes? Um, if Fuel Street could talk um

475
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:49,920
Speaker 1: ms geniality to Ray Ray, Um, we can draw someone else. Yeah,

476
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 1: can you draw someone else? Great? And that is in

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Speaker 1: and of itself, and I don't think so honey, and

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Speaker 1: Regina Kings considera king. Never heard of her? Who I

479
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 1: don't know her? Okay, this is you'll know this your

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00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:07,160
Speaker 1: I don't think, so honey. Topic is New York City,

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00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:10,360
Speaker 1: and your time starts now. I don't think so honey,

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00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:13,240
Speaker 1: New York City. I've been to you once because you're

483
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 1: too expensive to visit multiple time. I don't think, so honey,

484
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 1: New York City. When I walked down your beautiful streets,

485
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:24,880
Speaker 1: garbage flew directly into my mouth. In addition to that,

486
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:30,000
Speaker 1: like a family of pigeons followed me everywhere and scream um.

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00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:32,479
Speaker 1: I don't think, so honey. Uh New York City being

488
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:36,360
Speaker 1: like a mecca for art and culture and interesting things.

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00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 1: I saw a dance performance there and it was modern dance,

490
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 1: so it was boring anyway. I don't think, so honey,

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Speaker 1: New York City. Uh supposed to have the Statue of

492
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 1: Liberty that says that our country is open to everyone. Well,

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00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:57,320
Speaker 1: you're a big fat fucking love seconds immigration heard of it.

494
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 1: It's the current issue. I don't think, so honey, New

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00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:06,400
Speaker 1: York City. Like you say that you're like a melting

496
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Speaker 1: pot for everybody. But when I'm on the subway, I'm

497
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 1: just incredibly too warm. And that's one minute. Natasha Ransom,

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Speaker 1: New York City. I'm melting pot More like I'm melting

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Speaker 1: on the subway. Some social commentary on some dance commentary

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Speaker 1: on that. Everyone, please welcome to microphone, Emily. Sure, listener,

501
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:35,000
Speaker 1: our good friend from New York, our friend from New

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Speaker 1: York City. Are you offended by Natasha? Of course I'm

503
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:45,240
Speaker 1: already conflict. Fine, Emily, what's gonna be uh ar troball

504
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:48,480
Speaker 1: pret I don't think so many. This is Emily. I

505
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:51,440
Speaker 1: don't think so many. Your time starts now. I don't

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00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 1: think so, honey. The way people park in this city.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever gone down a narrow side street and

508
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 1: tried to, I don't know, move in any kind of way.

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00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:03,720
Speaker 1: People just pull in. They don't care if it's the

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00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:07,479
Speaker 1: direction of traffic. They don't parallel park, They just saunter

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Speaker 1: on in there. When I moved here to Seattle, people said,

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00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:14,320
Speaker 1: you know, Emily, it's gonna be a big adjustment people

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00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:18,759
Speaker 1: compost here. And I said, okay, honey, because I am

514
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 1: perfectly content setting earlier than now. And then people said,

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00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:25,400
Speaker 1: you know, Emily, it's gonna be really different here because

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00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 1: people are more passive aggressive, and I said, uh, that's fine, honey,

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00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 1: because I'm bilingual. Facebag. You know, Emily is gonna be

518
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 1: different there because she don't people wear sacks and sandals.

519
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 1: And I said, that's okay, honey. I love it. I'm

520
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 1: a lesbian. And what I don't like, honey is the

521
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:45,279
Speaker 1: way that people drive and park. It's almost that the

522
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:48,359
Speaker 1: city wasn't planned. But you can't be this segregated if

523
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:59,719
Speaker 1: not by design. That Emily, it's like she dropped such

524
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:01,799
Speaker 1: like a hot take that she was like, oh, it's

525
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:04,160
Speaker 1: it's hot. The way you're just reacting was like, oh

526
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:09,799
Speaker 1: it was hot. Take ouch my hands. That takes too hard.

527
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:22,320
Speaker 1: More social commentary. Will it continue with Graham downing it won't?

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00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:25,759
Speaker 1: It won't, okay? So that cut. The tension in the

529
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 1: social commentary is over Graham. What's going to be pre selected? Stink? So, Honey,

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00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 1: as time starts now, I don't think so. Films that

531
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 1: are set in Seattle, like the film The Changeling or

532
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:43,480
Speaker 1: the main character takes the monorail to work like that,

533
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:46,560
Speaker 1: that only makes sense if you live at Pizza Haven

534
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:49,840
Speaker 1: and work and Claire's, and if that's a life, you

535
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 1: can have signed me up. Okay, So kind of like

536
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:54,879
Speaker 1: an Asian Cody Banks where they try and pass off

537
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:58,760
Speaker 1: the Toronto Tower as the space needle, which is almost

538
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 1: as unbelievable as Frank Communez dating Hillary Duff in that movie,

539
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:07,319
Speaker 1: because it's true tens don't date five. Franky Munez can

540
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:11,399
Speaker 1: have anyone he wants. Malcolm in my middle, all right.

541
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 1: It's kind of like in the Rain where that horse

542
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,920
Speaker 1: jumps off the fairy. Do you know how expensive the

543
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 1: fucking fairy is? Let alone bringing a horse on there.

544
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 1: That's that's eighty dollars worth the carrots you just wasted.

545
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 1: I've killed myself if I was that horse too. Don't

546
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 1: piss on my rain and tell me that we're the

547
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:34,440
Speaker 1: rainiest city in America, because that is Kauai. Motherfucker. Helloha,

548
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 1: thank you. That's what Graham downing, Graham downing, Oh my god.

549
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 1: And you know what, we got a role of culture.

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00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:46,440
Speaker 1: It's actually a roal coulature number thirty. Agent Cody Banks.

551
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 1: That's it. That's it. Wow, what a beautiful little bait.

552
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 1: And switched there with the Hillary Duff b Frankie Munach

553
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:57,440
Speaker 1: and wouldn't you know it Frankie Munez was called a

554
00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:00,080
Speaker 1: hot person and that I don't think so, honey, And

555
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:03,319
Speaker 1: will he ever be called a hot person again? Well,

556
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:05,360
Speaker 1: here's the thing with child stars, and we'll get to

557
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 1: the next and I don't think so honey in a minute.

558
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,480
Speaker 1: But this is important and it's about educating because there

559
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:13,800
Speaker 1: are kids here. We all think all these child stars

560
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,200
Speaker 1: are going to go on to become hot, but look

561
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:21,840
Speaker 1: some of them up. Oh. I won't name names, just

562
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:24,800
Speaker 1: saying pick the most famous child star from like, I

563
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 1: don't know, late nineties, early two thousand's alright, not necessarily hot.

564
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:31,480
Speaker 1: Pump the brakes, Pump the brakes on this. I'm getting

565
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:35,200
Speaker 1: my second cool it of the night. All right, let's

566
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:42,719
Speaker 1: cool it and bring up Lindy Peterson. I love this

567
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 1: jacket looking good. Okay, so listen here, we have a

568
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 1: trouble here. We have many ideas, probably, but what you

569
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:52,759
Speaker 1: got I'm going with one of my many ideas. I

570
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 1: love that absolutely, This is Lindsay Peterson's I don't think so, honey,

571
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 1: And time starts now. I don't think so honey. Bradley Cooper,

572
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:03,960
Speaker 1: stop stop trying to convince us you're not a douchebag.

573
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 1: You're a douchebag, and you showed us that in your

574
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:08,760
Speaker 1: very first roll Sex in the City of that episode

575
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:12,160
Speaker 1: single Fabulous question Mark. You're a douche bag. You solidified

576
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:15,160
Speaker 1: in your second big role Wedding Crashers douche bag. Subpended

577
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:18,640
Speaker 1: it in your third big role, Hangover. You're a fucking douchebag.

578
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:21,440
Speaker 1: You cannot convince us. I don't think so, honey. You're

579
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:24,280
Speaker 1: American Sniper was no zero Dark thirty. You're no Chris Pratt,

580
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:27,960
Speaker 1: and your Silper Lines playbook was no beautiful mind. You're

581
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 1: doing wrestling crow. I don't think so, honey. And your

582
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:33,879
Speaker 1: star is Born is no crazy heart. You are out

583
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 1: Jeff Bridge. You don't get to just Jeff Bridges. You

584
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:39,360
Speaker 1: have to earn your Jeff Bridges. By the way you

585
00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:45,440
Speaker 1: release the Gaga only cut, we're all waiting. Oh Maya

586
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:48,080
Speaker 1: Angelus said, when someone tells you who they are, believed them,

587
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:53,399
Speaker 1: and we believe you. Bradley Cooper, you are. I don't

588
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:57,279
Speaker 1: think so, honey, Bradley Cooper. Yes, that's one that it

589
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:04,759
Speaker 1: Wow Peterson, everybody give it up for this group. Natasha

590
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:13,879
Speaker 1: Ratsa crabbed out it Lizzie Peterson. Oh solid, very good.

591
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:16,440
Speaker 1: Oh my god. You have to earn your Jeff Bridges.

592
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 1: Have to that's a rural culture number eighty. You have

593
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:22,719
Speaker 1: to earn your Jeff Bridges also, to be honest with you,

594
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:25,160
Speaker 1: I think I agree. I think I liked Bradley Cooper

595
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:27,239
Speaker 1: better in the beginning when he was a douchebag. I

596
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:29,719
Speaker 1: loved him very attractive at the beginning, when he was

597
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,760
Speaker 1: having anal with Michael ian Black in what hot American

598
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:35,560
Speaker 1: Summer he wasn't and that though he was a sweet game,

599
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:40,000
Speaker 1: he and Amy Poler were best friends. Yeah, and sweet

600
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:42,759
Speaker 1: gay boys are not douchebag. Okay, now let's check in

601
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 1: with Liz and bella. UM, we're gonna ask you just

602
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:51,920
Speaker 1: to give a quick little review of um of of

603
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 1: each group or not a review, just a little like

604
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:56,759
Speaker 1: some qualitative analysis. What did you think about that group?

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00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:06,840
Speaker 1: M what do you what do you mean? We have

606
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:12,400
Speaker 1: to expand on this. You said, because you're you're sweetie,

607
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 1: I have to give it into the mic because it's

608
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 1: being recorded live for a podcast. So hold on. You

609
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:21,920
Speaker 1: said that. Because you're under twenty, all you can say

610
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:27,640
Speaker 1: is I like it or I don't expand, so you're

611
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:42,880
Speaker 1: not allowed to have nuanced thoughts. Oh, big girl, you

612
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:45,760
Speaker 1: are so much smarter than I'll ever be. That sentence

613
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:51,960
Speaker 1: was so complete, its stunning what you just did. But

614
00:40:52,120 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 1: you liked it. Wow, you are my sister. We got

615
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:06,520
Speaker 1: we both got a thirty one on the A C. T. S.

616
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:12,880
Speaker 1: Not you two, Sleigh ho everyone here that got a

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00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 1: thirty one? Fucking stand up for yourself, did you? Yes?

618
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:22,400
Speaker 1: You get going over there too. We are all honoring

619
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:27,839
Speaker 1: each other. Oh my gosh, you got a thirty six.

620
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 1: That is the highest score you can get. And now

621
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Speaker 1: I work in comedy, so um wow, we'll think bet

622
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:42,319
Speaker 1: bella anything to add. Okay, all right, you are you're

623
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Speaker 1: so to the point. Love that love that, love that

624
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Speaker 1: anyway anyway, all right, let's bring up our next group,

625
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Speaker 1: shall we. Everyone give it up for Michael Cassio, Get

626
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Speaker 1: it up for Chase Kaiser. Ready, give it up for

627
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Speaker 1: Kathleen the Cozy, and give it up for mat max Elson. Beautiful,

628
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 1: you may all be seated. What a decorum, Biden. I'm

629
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:13,680
Speaker 1: telling you they're they're they're going by talk show host rules.

630
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 1: You know this, Okay, So this is a rule of culture.

631
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:18,960
Speaker 1: No talk show host can sit down until the guest

632
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 1: sits down. Did you know this, Well, that's why you

633
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 1: come to the show. That's why you came for useful

634
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:28,360
Speaker 1: information like that's worth the price of admissional worm. Okay,

635
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:37,960
Speaker 1: please welcome to the microphone, Michael Cassillo. So there's a tropo.

636
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:40,400
Speaker 1: It's been utilized in the last group. Is also, you know,

637
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Speaker 1: the gorgeous option of a prepared para topic gentleman prepares.

638
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:50,319
Speaker 1: Oh okay, gentleman Michael Castillo hasn't. I don't think so, honey,

639
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:52,759
Speaker 1: And as time starts now, I don't think so, honey.

640
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:57,320
Speaker 1: Instagram stories, I don't understand you. Okay, I'm getting a

641
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 1: little older in like mid thirties, late thirties. I want

642
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,439
Speaker 1: talk about it. It's fine, but why am I looking

643
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,200
Speaker 1: at a picture that I think is a movie that's

644
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:08,799
Speaker 1: actually a gift? I don't like it. Also, it has

645
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:12,120
Speaker 1: humiliated me on more than one occasion. Today Mr Bowen

646
00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 1: Yang shared some Instagram stories. I accidentally send a one

647
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:23,920
Speaker 1: hundred emoji react. So I'm sorry. Never do that in

648
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:27,600
Speaker 1: real life, and I'm so glad I'm here to tell

649
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:31,440
Speaker 1: you that I apologize. Also one time, who knows who

650
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 1: Dan Levy is from Ship's Creek. He's super handsome, right, yes,

651
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 1: So you know that you can share someone's story, you

652
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 1: can also comment on the story to the person who

653
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:42,880
Speaker 1: made it. So Dan Levy had a picture of himself

654
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,719
Speaker 1: in a suit looking amazing. I sent it to my friend.

655
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:48,680
Speaker 1: I thought, I said, oh if I just ovulated, guess

656
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 1: what you guys, I sent it to Dan Levy and

657
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:55,399
Speaker 1: you know what, he still hasn't responded, and I think

658
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:59,840
Speaker 1: that's not okay. So Instagram has hurt me deeply. I

659
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:03,480
Speaker 1: can't trust the stories. I'm never going to recover. And

660
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:05,520
Speaker 1: now if I ever see Dan Levy, it's gonna be

661
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:10,680
Speaker 1: very uncomfortable. And that's what. But I'm happy we heard

662
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:15,880
Speaker 1: the end that I love that. Michael. I think you

663
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:17,400
Speaker 1: can just do what you just did to me, and

664
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Speaker 1: some day you will meet Dan Levy and you will

665
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Speaker 1: be able to just explain this beat for being he'll understand. Wow,

666
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:26,920
Speaker 1: oh my god, Michael. Cast to everybody, and please welcome

667
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Speaker 1: Jays Jesser. Hello. If a gentleman prepares, consider me a

668
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:40,239
Speaker 1: classic lady, because I'm doing trouble beautiful. All right, here

669
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Speaker 1: we go. So here's the deal. We have chosen out

670
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 1: of the trouble another city. This is unprecedented. It is

671
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:54,040
Speaker 1: the city of Portland's and James Kyser's. I don't think

672
00:44:54,200 --> 00:45:01,200
Speaker 1: on Portland as time starts now, I don't think so, honey, Portland, Seattle,

673
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:05,200
Speaker 1: and I would say Tacoma's redheaded StepShot of my sibling,

674
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 1: because they like to think they are way better than

675
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:12,880
Speaker 1: Tacoma and Seattle, but their copees and tease do not

676
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:17,640
Speaker 1: quite live up to this right. And I would like

677
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:21,839
Speaker 1: to think Portland needs to get the street together because

678
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:25,320
Speaker 1: every time I'm driving from Tacoma southbound, I need to

679
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 1: do everything I can just not get off on the

680
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:30,880
Speaker 1: wrong exit south. They need to figure out their freeway system.

681
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:37,640
Speaker 1: Am all right on? That's she's having having poor I

682
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:42,080
Speaker 1: don't think so. Any Portland's because a shitty topic. And

683
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:45,960
Speaker 1: I have fifteen more seconds to talk about it. Um,

684
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:55,120
Speaker 1: I don't think that's a minute that was Listen, listen,

685
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:59,120
Speaker 1: we got the I mean you know you know we

686
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:03,360
Speaker 1: did ask your strength. Oh there we go, give it up, everybody,

687
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 1: TiSER when I get off, when I drive down from Tacoma,

688
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:09,400
Speaker 1: I'm going to remember that. Yeah, you're gonna remember that,

689
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:16,320
Speaker 1: all right? Everyone Kathleen, Kathleen, So the trouble preferred topic

690
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Speaker 1: what we think have prepared prepared. I don't think so

691
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:23,520
Speaker 1: many of our time starts now, I don't think so

692
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:26,160
Speaker 1: straight ladies who asked me if I think they're lesbian

693
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,359
Speaker 1: because they kissed one girl in high school in hate

694
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 1: min Now, the only person who I am for sure

695
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:37,680
Speaker 1: actually know as lesbian is me. I have no idea

696
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:41,640
Speaker 1: if you're a lesbian. It's like asking me if I

697
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:44,839
Speaker 1: think they would like purple skittles or red skittles. I'm

698
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:48,319
Speaker 1: not your mouth. I have no idea, and I don't

699
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:50,320
Speaker 1: think so, honey. If when I ask you, well, do

700
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:51,800
Speaker 1: you want to have sex with a woman, and you

701
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:55,279
Speaker 1: make a face, then that's kind of what it means

702
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:59,759
Speaker 1: to be a lesbian. I want to have sex with what?

703
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 1: So I don't think so, honey. I think it's it's

704
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:14,320
Speaker 1: um yep, no seconds, Oh no, you've got you've got it.

705
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:21,120
Speaker 1: You've got it, and you have ten seconds. I forgot

706
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:23,720
Speaker 1: what I was gonna say. You were talking about women

707
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:26,399
Speaker 1: who say, am I a lesbian because I kissed a woman? Yeah?

708
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:36,839
Speaker 1: I think that was it, Kathleen, Kathleen Nacozy, it's all

709
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:40,799
Speaker 1: about what's true. We can only confirm our own sexual desires.

710
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:44,640
Speaker 1: I don't know about you. You you were you, And

711
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:46,839
Speaker 1: it's all about the beautiful. It's all about the face

712
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:50,400
Speaker 1: you make when you have sex with someone. Yeah, that determines.

713
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:58,960
Speaker 1: That's what that Germans. Wow, everyone welcome, Max Delson. Um.

714
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:01,040
Speaker 1: Your options are pre selected. I don't think so, honey,

715
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:05,400
Speaker 1: or a trouble draw. I'm gonna do pre selective, selective.

716
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:07,879
Speaker 1: I don't think so many and their time starts now.

717
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:14,520
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. American Horror Story, why are

718
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 1: you still happening? Eight seasons? None of there's no storyline.

719
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:24,759
Speaker 1: You just coast on the first episode shock value because

720
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 1: Ryan Murphy shows are the premature ejaculation of TV. Just

721
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 1: just last for one season, Ryan Murphy, that's all we

722
00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:37,839
Speaker 1: ask of you. I don't think so, honey. American Horse

723
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:41,400
Speaker 1: Recovern episode ten out of ideas as usual, and you

724
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:45,360
Speaker 1: just throw Stevie Nix in there. How dare you? She

725
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 1: is seven years old, she is trying to age gracefully,

726
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:50,000
Speaker 1: and this is how you treat her. You just shove

727
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:52,360
Speaker 1: Emma Roberts in her face and make her seem rhiannon

728
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:58,279
Speaker 1: give her an arc. Give her a fucking plot. She's

729
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:01,160
Speaker 1: just conveniently Jessica Lank's friend. Oh I don't think so, honey.

730
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:05,319
Speaker 1: And while I'm sing here, fuck Evan Peters. He's got

731
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:08,160
Speaker 1: a weird, rabid weasel vibe and it's not working for

732
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:12,400
Speaker 1: him a minute, Max Tellson, everybody sells and give it

733
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:16,400
Speaker 1: up for this group. Michael Castio, Jay s Kiser, Kathleen

734
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:25,080
Speaker 1: and Max Sellson. Wow, we're gonna start with Bella. Bell's

735
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:31,680
Speaker 1: start with Bella? Yeah? Was it because there was so

736
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 1: much to say about Portland that it's like it just

737
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 1: it gets overwhelming? Or is it that when you drive

738
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:39,200
Speaker 1: down from Tacoma, you do you get off the wrong Amazon.

739
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:45,799
Speaker 1: You don't like Portland's. What is it for you about it? Everything? Everything?

740
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:54,480
Speaker 1: It's like if Seattle was a thousand times worse. She's assigning,

741
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 1: she's assigning a factor. They don't even have a tall building.

742
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:07,880
Speaker 1: You know what, Portland's. Portland's also has donuts. That's not

743
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,560
Speaker 1: a burn. That's just um, not just a fact about

744
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:14,759
Speaker 1: port It's just a fact. But they also have donuts. Yeah, Liz, Liz,

745
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:18,879
Speaker 1: do you like the American? Do you like the show?

746
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:36,240
Speaker 1: Go ahead? I love it. Yeah. Yeah, because you sensed

747
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:43,879
Speaker 1: the rabbit weasel vibe from an early age, you are

748
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:53,359
Speaker 1: actually yeah, yeah, this is good. There you go, Liz.

749
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 1: So Liz, Liz is just telling us that in middle

750
00:50:56,040 --> 00:51:00,520
Speaker 1: school she was virtue signaling her Evan Peters just taste.

751
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:04,880
Speaker 1: I'm kidding, I'm kidding. No, you know what. I we

752
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 1: would have we would have. I would have agreed with

753
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:08,719
Speaker 1: you if we we got if we'd gone to middle

754
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 1: school together. And also, that's a rule of culture. If

755
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:16,240
Speaker 1: your virtues are correct, virtue signal. It's rule of culture

756
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:21,560
Speaker 1: number seventy, if your virtues are correct, virtue signal. Okay,

757
00:51:21,719 --> 00:51:27,319
Speaker 1: let's bring up our next groups. Michael give it up

758
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:36,080
Speaker 1: for Mitch Mitchell and Jenney Ferrari, Jill Silva. I started

759
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:41,040
Speaker 1: that like cobra and you may everyone be seated. We

760
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:48,479
Speaker 1: love that end. First of the Mike Mikayla has Mikayla Hello, Hey,

761
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:51,279
Speaker 1: so here's the deal. We got the ball, we got

762
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:54,440
Speaker 1: ideas and prepare topics. What do you got. I've been

763
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:56,080
Speaker 1: stealing on this for a long time. I'm gonna have

764
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:58,440
Speaker 1: to do pre selective. When you still, you gotta release

765
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:02,960
Speaker 1: that stew You got to open the the steam valves.

766
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:04,520
Speaker 1: I don't think so. One of your time starts now.

767
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:08,560
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. People who sing Disney songs

768
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:14,480
Speaker 1: that karaoke okay, I do not think so, honey. This

769
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:17,640
Speaker 1: is not your car or the shower. I do not

770
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:20,759
Speaker 1: want to hear you struggle through the beginning of the

771
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:25,440
Speaker 1: circle of life. Okay. It is offensive to me and

772
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:29,520
Speaker 1: to everyone in the entire room. We're in an adult space.

773
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:33,000
Speaker 1: You need to sing an adult song. It is not

774
00:52:33,239 --> 00:52:37,759
Speaker 1: the nineties. You struggle your way through photographed by Nickelback,

775
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:41,960
Speaker 1: and that would be more enjoyable for every wow. Okay, honey,

776
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:44,480
Speaker 1: you do not need to sing both parts of the

777
00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:47,040
Speaker 1: song from a Laddin where they're on the magic carpet.

778
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:49,960
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear it. And guess what, Broadway babies,

779
00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:55,319
Speaker 1: you are not off the hook either. Okay. I went

780
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:58,279
Speaker 1: to theater school. I was surrounded by people trying to

781
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:03,040
Speaker 1: one up each other's Leah Michelle version of uh, don't

782
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:05,080
Speaker 1: write in my brain. You're not like a Michelle. You

783
00:53:05,239 --> 00:53:09,840
Speaker 1: can't thank you, and that's why Matt wait a minute,

784
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:14,400
Speaker 1: michaela hops michaela House. No, she nailed it. Yes, people,

785
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 1: people at your theater school preferred the Liam Michelle version

786
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:22,279
Speaker 1: over the Barbara version. Going to the mic Yes, it

787
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:24,040
Speaker 1: was very clear from the way that they were doing

788
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,919
Speaker 1: it was Lea Michelle. Yeah, the scoop. It was clear

789
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,440
Speaker 1: from the school it was the scoop. It was not

790
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:32,719
Speaker 1: a Barbara. Yeah, it was not Barbara. Clean Barbara. You

791
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:35,600
Speaker 1: gotta coming clean and well placed like Barbara, not scooping

792
00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:38,960
Speaker 1: like Lia Michelle. It's a rural culture number eighty. You

793
00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:44,960
Speaker 1: gotta come and clean like Barbara, not scooping like Liah Michelle. Well,

794
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:54,080
Speaker 1: and while we moll that over climate, Hey, Mitch, what's

795
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:56,520
Speaker 1: gonna be pre selected or troll ball? Well, it was

796
00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:59,640
Speaker 1: a real Sophie's choice. Yeah, Yeah, that was That was

797
00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:02,399
Speaker 1: famous re a tough choice for her. It was, yeah.

798
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 1: I think say something about that. They both ended up.

799
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 1: She didn't. You know you've seen the movie. Yes, they

800
00:54:13,239 --> 00:54:15,480
Speaker 1: both they both the kids go. I had sex to

801
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:20,759
Speaker 1: that movie once. I can't believe I just admitted that, Um,

802
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:26,120
Speaker 1: Sophie would have chosen the trouble. Oh, okay, I pick

803
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:31,560
Speaker 1: for you. You go out stand out over there. Okay, look, Mitchy,

804
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:35,160
Speaker 1: this is funny. If you don't look, we'll say it

805
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:36,960
Speaker 1: and then if you don't want it, we'll toss it.

806
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:40,040
Speaker 1: But if you want to do it, I'm gonna live. Sure, Sure,

807
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:45,839
Speaker 1: your trouble. I don't think so. Any topic is Rachel. Um,

808
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:47,719
Speaker 1: this is Mitch Mitchell. Would you like to do it?

809
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 1: Rachel Ray? I don't think so. Time starts, Rachel Ray,

810
00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:59,600
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. First of all, no one's

811
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:02,680
Speaker 1: buying your ship pots and pans because they're all that

812
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:09,759
Speaker 1: fucking good wealth for a reason. Rachel Ray cheating Jay

813
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:12,560
Speaker 1: Z and Beyonce here. I know it was you. I

814
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:16,680
Speaker 1: know it was fucking you. Don't hide behind your your

815
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:22,280
Speaker 1: cast roles. Don't hide behind those damn pots and pants.

816
00:55:23,239 --> 00:55:26,359
Speaker 1: They shouldn't be so expensive. Not to mention, I'm sure

817
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:28,959
Speaker 1: you're cooking is trash and you don't season anything. Because

818
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:34,880
Speaker 1: your name is Rachel Ray. I am positive, absolutely positive. Also,

819
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:40,879
Speaker 1: where is she? Oh, honey? Are you? I can only

820
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:44,960
Speaker 1: think of your pots and pans and that parks and

821
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:54,720
Speaker 1: wreck reference five seconds, honey, I don't think so, Mitch Mitchell,

822
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:57,800
Speaker 1: I can say this. I know where Rachel Ray is.

823
00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:01,279
Speaker 1: She's in New York filming her Senda hated daytime cooking show.

824
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:05,560
Speaker 1: She shares a building with Wendy Williams or whoever is

825
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:09,759
Speaker 1: filling in for Wendy Williams right now, right, right right, Michelle, Yeah,

826
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:13,279
Speaker 1: Michelle Obama, that's your new gig, filling filling in for

827
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:16,560
Speaker 1: Wendy Williams. She drops, she drops the Cherry Halls into

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Speaker 1: the news? Oh do your Wendy Williams impression? Okay, here

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Speaker 1: we go. I'll be the audience. You'd be Mondey Williams. Okay,

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Speaker 1: One more? Alright, one more? Do you hear about Megan Markle?

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Speaker 1: That's it? Oh, it's so fun to do. That's such

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Speaker 1: a fun one. We mentioned a celebrity and then you

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Speaker 1: Um so listen, I guess it's probably time to start

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Speaker 1: this car up, room, room, room, jennev Ferrari, Enne Ferrari,

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Speaker 1: Can you ever forgive me? I forgive you? Listen, I

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Speaker 1: I I'm so happy you forgive me, and you're here

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Speaker 1: be I wanted the trouble? But I have something to

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Speaker 1: he doesn't get to have sex. I'll help you go extinct,

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Speaker 1: your weird looking freaks. I don't think so, honey, what

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Speaker 1: that true? That's true? I think so? Oh we will

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Speaker 1: fat check. I was scientifically with you. I was like,

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Speaker 1: medium Bow and Yank just did a sterling impression of

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Speaker 1: a sloth falling from a tree to its fucking death.

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Speaker 1: And thank you Jenevie for arming me with that knowledge.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. You got to talk on the microt talk

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Speaker 1: down the axis. Everyone, please welcome to the microphone. Jill Silva, Hi, Jack, listen.

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Speaker 1: What's it gonna be, the troll ball or the pre preparedness. Well,

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Speaker 1: I like patterns, so I'm gonna go troll ball pattern Queen,

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Speaker 1: All right, here we go. I'm picking it out. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I gave you an option on this one. You can

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Speaker 1: either do Umbrella the Rihanna song or Umbrella's and you

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Speaker 1: can you can make I have to choose, or you

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Speaker 1: can do both. Can I do both? At thirty seconds,

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00:59:57,920 --> 01:00:02,280
Speaker 1: we're gonna say switch O, we'll do that. Okay, fine, yeah, okay.

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Speaker 1: This is Jill Silva's I don't think so Honey her

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Speaker 1: time starts now. I don't think so honey Umbrella by Rihanna?

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Speaker 1: Are there any other words in the song? I don't

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Speaker 1: think so umbrella briar Rihanna, because that's the first song

886
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Speaker 1: that I got into of yours, and then it was

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Speaker 1: a bit better have my money. I don't think so

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Speaker 1: Umbrella by Rihanna. Uh, it's not I don't were you

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Speaker 1: wearing weird things in the music video? I really don't

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01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:43,080
Speaker 1: know enough ll umbrellas. I don't think so Umbrella's in Seattle.

891
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:47,200
Speaker 1: The amount of you carrying them during snow apocalypse are

892
01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:53,040
Speaker 1: you fucking idiots? I don't think so umbrella is protecting

893
01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:58,440
Speaker 1: you from heavy, dense snow. I don't think so Umbrella's

894
01:00:58,560 --> 01:01:01,720
Speaker 1: I'm tired of every restaurant having a bin for you

895
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:05,400
Speaker 1: and not a hook for my backpack underneath the table.

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01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:11,400
Speaker 1: That's one man, Jail Selva. Everyone cultural commentary from this

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Speaker 1: whole group, give it up from my calah match mitchall Ferrari,

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Speaker 1: Jail Selva. Wow, let's go to our friends over here.

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Speaker 1: So Jill thoughts uh oh sorry, Liz, that's Jill over there.

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Speaker 1: Who just want that's Jill? Now listen what we think?

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Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, So that was a RuPaul reference. So

902
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Speaker 1: now we're getting a peek inside the veneer is cracking Darling? Um,

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01:01:54,320 --> 01:02:00,919
Speaker 1: So you like RuPaul's drag race that's probably for the better?

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, there's there was there was two winners. Yeah yeah,

905
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Speaker 1: so Bella yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah, Kayla, how

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Speaker 1: are we doing great? Well? We don't know if we

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Speaker 1: were told that was probably wrong, Kayla. We haven't. We

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Speaker 1: haven't gotten to know about. What's what's your situation? Where

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Speaker 1: are you in school? Are you are you are? You're?

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Speaker 1: You're you're You're in college? Try line? What that sucks?

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Speaker 1: What's what's the college I missed dead? Edmunds, Edmunds Community

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Speaker 1: Edmunds Edmunds. Yeah, everyone on the count of motherfucking three

913
01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:05,000
Speaker 1: makes some fucking noise for Edmund's Community College? On't your

914
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Speaker 1: three go? Edmund's right? Better? And we're gonna take that

915
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Speaker 1: energy and soar forth with our next group. I don't

916
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Speaker 1: think so, honey, yours everyone, please give it up for Claire,

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Speaker 1: jas for tay up Baby, give it up for Emily.

918
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Speaker 1: Go Preston McNeill, Preston McNeill. Did we say this group correctly? Wait? Yes,

919
01:03:33,360 --> 01:03:38,960
Speaker 1: we're all here right? Oh hie, this is Claire. Tell

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Speaker 1: you Emily and Preston's be seated. So polite, here we

921
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Speaker 1: go anyc will do? They all do the same fucking thing,

922
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Speaker 1: all right? I Claire Jack, Hey, Claire, so tell me

923
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Speaker 1: Claire pre selected topic for the troll ball pre selected.

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Speaker 1: I don't think Sony, her time starts now. I don't

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Speaker 1: think so Seattle Healthcare System. Oh, I call you up

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Speaker 1: for a chiropractic appointment. You bomp me four weeks. I

927
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Speaker 1: show up thirty minutes in, and then you have me

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Speaker 1: do some eto portal ship. What is that? I want

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01:04:21,080 --> 01:04:24,680
Speaker 1: to get my neck adjusted, not my feet. You have

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Speaker 1: me doing this in the front room. I'm serious, I'm serious.

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Speaker 1: What is this? I don't think so, Honey Seattle Healthcare

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Speaker 1: coming fresh water? What do I do with my glass?

933
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Speaker 1: I'm drinking. I'm drinking. I end up putting it in

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Speaker 1: the hands of my chiropractic appointment. I don't think so

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Speaker 1: Healthcare Seattle, Yes, go off? I don't think so Seattle Healthcare.

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Speaker 1: Ten minutes in, I'm sitting on the floor with my

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Speaker 1: chiropractor next to me, doing the same stretches next to her.

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Speaker 1: Five seconds, I don't think so Seattle Healthcare. And that's

939
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Speaker 1: one minute. I don't think so Seattle health care either.

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Speaker 1: Whatever that foot thing was, that doesn't seem like it's

941
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Speaker 1: helping me get better and not not at all, no,

942
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Speaker 1: putting me under more stress. Oh my god. And next

943
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Speaker 1: up to the mic is Tabby. Hey, okay, tay, okay.

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Speaker 1: So I know I said that I was going to

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Speaker 1: do a pre selected but then you guys were talking

946
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Speaker 1: about something in intro that I was like, oh my god, inspiration.

947
01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:46,439
Speaker 1: Oh we're gonna do it's wowration. So this was okay, great,

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Speaker 1: We're happy to provide that inspiration everywhere we go. We're

949
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Speaker 1: so inspiring. Yeah, you're just so so unique and inspired.

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Speaker 1: So here we go. I don't think so money or

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Speaker 1: time starts now, all right, So everyone in the audience

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Speaker 1: just close your eye for a minute. Imagine yourself. You're

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Speaker 1: in the back of your lift and you're just like

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Speaker 1: tootling around, maybe you're going to cap Hill or whatever,

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Speaker 1: and there's just a really cool song that's playing on

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Speaker 1: the radio that's like you're like getting really into it,

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Speaker 1: and you're like, oh yeah, I could dance at this song.

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Speaker 1: You don't go drinking and dancing there on tonight. And

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Speaker 1: then all of a sudden you start listening to lyrics

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Speaker 1: and secretly inside of that music and that really cool

961
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Speaker 1: fresh song is Christian pop music, direty. Second, I don't

962
01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:33,240
Speaker 1: think so Christian pop music trying to him y'all interested

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Speaker 1: as a gay lady and you're a weird religious bullshit.

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Speaker 1: Jesus wasn't resurrected, he never existed. Oh, I would rather

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Speaker 1: listen to songs beings dropped and listen about you want

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Speaker 1: a Cross? And I have no sins to forgive because

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Speaker 1: I'm a human fucking being. Five seconds, So no, thank you,

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Speaker 1: cool ass Christian rock music, that's what. And I don't

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Speaker 1: think so, honey, that bravely ended with a no thank you,

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Speaker 1: thank you you really made the form your own. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god? And you know I love you know. Create

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Speaker 1: Create is like cool Christian pop music. Anyone else is,

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Speaker 1: do you guys know Stacy Rico? Oh yeah, Stacy, there's

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Speaker 1: gotta be more. He's gotta be much too love, I've

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Speaker 1: ever missed me live? Well, that's a live and thiss. Sure,

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Speaker 1: there's gotta be more something like that. Wow, he can

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Speaker 1: do Rob Thomas and Stacy Rico you know. Oh? I

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Speaker 1: mean all of the Walk to Remember is like like

979
01:07:41,080 --> 01:07:44,280
Speaker 1: a low key, like faith based thing, right. For sure?

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01:07:44,440 --> 01:07:46,560
Speaker 1: She was fully in the church, but also dare you

981
01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:48,520
Speaker 1: to move? Like all the all the switch foot stuff.

982
01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:51,040
Speaker 1: It was cool though. Does that mean we can't like

983
01:07:51,160 --> 01:07:55,520
Speaker 1: a Walk to Remember Remember? I loved the Christian stuff too,

984
01:07:55,640 --> 01:08:04,800
Speaker 1: like the Jesus all right, lother of massoon that's too cool.

985
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Speaker 1: It's very close together. My coolts were very part apart.

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Speaker 1: I feel that the coolts have to come very rapidly.

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Speaker 1: Here on you singing the word Jesus. Yeah, the period

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Speaker 1: he's not here? Is he is Jesus here? Wow? Everyone

989
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:26,760
Speaker 1: please welcome to the microphone. Emily, Emily, our friend, Jason's

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Speaker 1: sister brother. Here's your brother. Okay, so listen. Yeah. Is

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Speaker 1: it gonna be pre selected or is it going to

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Speaker 1: be trouble? I'm gonna be pre selected and I love that.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now, I

994
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Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. People who don't like Spencer's gifts, sorry,

995
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Speaker 1: but have we forgotten what Spencer's has done for us?

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Speaker 1: Where could you have found that bucket, hat and smoke

997
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Speaker 1: machine for your beautiful and lovely proposal? That gift is

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Speaker 1: so much more than Chaine wallets and Chucky dolls. We

999
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Speaker 1: didn't have sex education growing up, Oh we have Spencer's fun.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know what a dick looks like until I

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Speaker 1: got lost in their Spencer's week got lost, And I

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Speaker 1: think that says more about us is a culture than

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Speaker 1: me as a healthy and beautiful, curly single woman. And

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01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:29,519
Speaker 1: I know, I know Spencer's has problems. I do learning.

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01:09:31,640 --> 01:09:34,439
Speaker 1: Spencer started in the nineteen forties. Do you know what

1006
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Speaker 1: I'll start in the nineteen forties? The fucking end of

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Speaker 1: World War Two? In conclusion Spencer's the sickst Ship and

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Speaker 1: how dare you? I'm like, way to go? Oh my god?

1009
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Speaker 1: And I love that it ended with in conclusion that's

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Speaker 1: like very college paper. There's some there was some fun

1011
01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:58,960
Speaker 1: little linguistic stunt. Not linguistic, but it was just you

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Speaker 1: know what I'll started in the nineties, the end of

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Speaker 1: world Write that down? Write that downs? Good for an essay?

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Speaker 1: That's good for your end of high school and the

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Speaker 1: beginning every student does right at the end. I love that.

1016
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Speaker 1: Give it up, give it up. And finally from this group,

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Speaker 1: Preston mcneia, Yes, all of it, all of it, high Preston,

1018
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Speaker 1: the whole thing. Okay, Preston, thank you for bravely wearing

1019
01:10:32,960 --> 01:10:36,719
Speaker 1: your white shoes. We had a conversation about this backstage.

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Speaker 1: It's why I bring it up again. You you're a

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Speaker 1: paranoid about getting them dirty. Yes, but there's the pettina.

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Speaker 1: You gotta get the pettina and the wear on that

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Speaker 1: and it's a special moment. This is a special moment.

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Speaker 1: So it's the bravest thing we've seen tonight, Preston, what's

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Speaker 1: going to be, Priest tall? I would do trou ball

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Speaker 1: if I got more references and was a little bit older.

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Speaker 1: But where are you sixteen like these ones? Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: I know where you are coming from. Now that you're

1029
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Speaker 1: now that you're past the age of twenty, you can

1030
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Speaker 1: have a fully formed, thoughtless Okay, you're on a journey.

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Speaker 1: It's fine, okay, Preston, So you're staying preselect, preselected. This

1032
01:11:20,240 --> 01:11:22,479
Speaker 1: is Preston meals. I don't think so honey, and as

1033
01:11:22,479 --> 01:11:26,280
Speaker 1: time starts now, I don't think so honey, seeking validation

1034
01:11:26,520 --> 01:11:31,719
Speaker 1: from others and Twitter. Okay, I don't think so honey.

1035
01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:36,479
Speaker 1: You all have the support system that you need within yourself. Okay.

1036
01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:39,720
Speaker 1: When you tweet something and you share your art or

1037
01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:42,960
Speaker 1: whatever it is online, it's because you're secure enough in

1038
01:11:43,040 --> 01:11:46,320
Speaker 1: yourself and you want to promote and show it to others,

1039
01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:50,720
Speaker 1: whether they like it or not. Okay, you're going and

1040
01:11:50,960 --> 01:11:55,759
Speaker 1: seeking something like, Oh I wish I could do that, Oh, Karen,

1041
01:11:55,840 --> 01:11:57,800
Speaker 1: you can. I didn't think I could be up here

1042
01:11:57,840 --> 01:12:02,880
Speaker 1: on stage, but I am. I didn't think i'd be

1043
01:12:02,920 --> 01:12:05,320
Speaker 1: the place that I was. But I'm not self deprecating

1044
01:12:05,439 --> 01:12:08,160
Speaker 1: tweeting about how I had a bad time waiting in

1045
01:12:08,280 --> 01:12:10,800
Speaker 1: line because I couldn't decide what I wanted to get

1046
01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:14,680
Speaker 1: at Starbucks. We've been waiting and you want me to

1047
01:12:15,120 --> 01:12:17,720
Speaker 1: buy both of us? Would? I don't know that you

1048
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:22,160
Speaker 1: want five seconds? I don't think so honey. You have

1049
01:12:22,439 --> 01:12:25,120
Speaker 1: it in yourself. We should all probably be in therapy.

1050
01:12:25,920 --> 01:12:30,960
Speaker 1: That's what help. I don't think, so honey. From pro Nicknio,

1051
01:12:31,200 --> 01:12:38,960
Speaker 1: David Up, Claire James, tell you Baby, Emily God Preston Nicknio.

1052
01:12:41,160 --> 01:12:46,680
Speaker 1: M Okay, Kayla, we're gonna start with you. What did

1053
01:12:46,720 --> 01:12:57,800
Speaker 1: you think Titanic and the Googleles? But those aren't Christian allegories.

1054
01:12:57,840 --> 01:13:04,639
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Okay, queen, listen. Just because

1055
01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:06,880
Speaker 1: you weren't born in the nineties doesn't mean there are

1056
01:13:06,880 --> 01:13:12,960
Speaker 1: only four things that happened during Here's one the Gulf War.

1057
01:13:13,240 --> 01:13:15,479
Speaker 1: You want to talk about that? Or no? Shall we

1058
01:13:15,560 --> 01:13:23,200
Speaker 1: skip it? Queen? Try nice? Try, Queen nice, try, Queen?

1059
01:13:24,360 --> 01:13:27,960
Speaker 1: I can't, I can't it feel something feels bad about

1060
01:13:28,080 --> 01:13:32,360
Speaker 1: talking down to these poor eighteen year old So let's

1061
01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:35,479
Speaker 1: continue to do it. We're gonna keep doing that. Well, listen,

1062
01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:39,320
Speaker 1: what do you guys think? Should there have been more

1063
01:13:39,400 --> 01:13:53,040
Speaker 1: Titanic in the show? So far? We can talk about Titanic? Okay, Okay?

1064
01:13:54,320 --> 01:13:56,360
Speaker 1: What that? Well? Probably what that probably means if she

1065
01:13:56,439 --> 01:14:01,679
Speaker 1: has a wide cultural reference from being older? Yeah, yeah,

1066
01:14:02,479 --> 01:14:04,599
Speaker 1: what's a movie we've talked about on Lost Culture STA

1067
01:14:04,800 --> 01:14:10,160
Speaker 1: that you've not known? Do you know what the movie

1068
01:14:10,240 --> 01:14:15,160
Speaker 1: Clueless is? Because it was one of the eight things

1069
01:14:15,200 --> 01:14:26,080
Speaker 1: that happened in the nineties? An eighth she knows Clueless

1070
01:14:26,760 --> 01:14:30,639
Speaker 1: that happens. Um, let's go let's go over here. To Bella.

1071
01:14:31,280 --> 01:14:42,200
Speaker 1: What is your mom like? She only watches American Injin Warrior. Okay,

1072
01:14:43,960 --> 01:14:46,160
Speaker 1: show the new one with are you talking about the

1073
01:14:46,200 --> 01:14:49,280
Speaker 1: movie Fighting with my Family? The Rock is hosting a

1074
01:14:49,320 --> 01:15:01,719
Speaker 1: new game show? Right, yeah, yeah, she likes violence. Violence

1075
01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:06,360
Speaker 1: that happened in the nineties. Two go for, Go for.

1076
01:15:08,720 --> 01:15:10,200
Speaker 1: I think it's time to move on. I think it's

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01:15:10,240 --> 01:15:14,000
Speaker 1: time let's bring up our next complete Yes, this was

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01:15:14,080 --> 01:15:17,080
Speaker 1: a complete exchange. Please welcome to the stage, Kinsey Shaw

1079
01:15:18,479 --> 01:15:22,080
Speaker 1: please hooking on to the stage, Steve Lang and Mandy

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01:15:22,280 --> 01:15:31,080
Speaker 1: Price and Danny Lee. Hello, everyony, and now we're gonna

1081
01:15:31,120 --> 01:15:37,479
Speaker 1: welcome up to the microphone, y Shaw, Hi, Consie. So

1082
01:15:38,160 --> 01:15:47,400
Speaker 1: look we got the bowl. Yeah, okay, it's not okay,

1083
01:15:47,880 --> 01:15:50,479
Speaker 1: it never is. But it's so psycho to me that

1084
01:15:50,560 --> 01:15:52,800
Speaker 1: you would say, I hope to be given the opportunity

1085
01:15:52,840 --> 01:15:56,000
Speaker 1: to talk about Beyonce on a public platform. That is

1086
01:15:56,280 --> 01:16:01,800
Speaker 1: the bravest thing we've seen since Preston Shoes. Yeah truly. Okay,

1087
01:16:01,880 --> 01:16:03,880
Speaker 1: this is this is an interesting one. It's a very

1088
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:10,480
Speaker 1: interesting one. Your trouble topic is baseball stadiums. Baseball stadiums

1089
01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:14,840
Speaker 1: on those I don't think our time starts now. I

1090
01:16:14,960 --> 01:16:19,160
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, baseball stadiums, do you win the

1091
01:16:19,280 --> 01:16:23,120
Speaker 1: contest for most uncomfortable seats out of all of the seats.

1092
01:16:23,560 --> 01:16:25,760
Speaker 1: That's all that I know you, because all I've done

1093
01:16:25,880 --> 01:16:31,200
Speaker 1: is watch Beyonce a baseball stadium. I don't go to

1094
01:16:31,280 --> 01:16:36,880
Speaker 1: watch your boring sports baseball stadium. If it's a sport

1095
01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:39,760
Speaker 1: that needs like a cup over a guy's junk, I

1096
01:16:39,880 --> 01:16:43,800
Speaker 1: should want to watch it, But I don't. What else

1097
01:16:43,840 --> 01:16:46,439
Speaker 1: do I know about baseball? Nothing? What does that say

1098
01:16:46,439 --> 01:16:49,920
Speaker 1: about you, baseball stadiums. You're not doing your fucking jaw.

1099
01:16:51,360 --> 01:16:54,320
Speaker 1: I should know everything about fucking baseball. All I know

1100
01:16:54,439 --> 01:16:58,240
Speaker 1: is that the Mariners saw Wow. I don't think so, honey,

1101
01:16:58,400 --> 01:17:02,320
Speaker 1: Mariners Stadium a second, you should be closed it fucking

1102
01:17:02,560 --> 01:17:07,000
Speaker 1: rains here safe folk fields. I don't think so, honey.

1103
01:17:07,400 --> 01:17:11,520
Speaker 1: How much time I don't think so, honey. Baseball stadiums

1104
01:17:11,800 --> 01:17:19,000
Speaker 1: sell better corn dogs, fuck face. Yes, And that we

1105
01:17:19,120 --> 01:17:22,240
Speaker 1: got a new rural culture. We got a rural culture

1106
01:17:22,680 --> 01:17:26,679
Speaker 1: number eighty three. I don't think so, honey, baseball stadium

1107
01:17:26,840 --> 01:17:31,920
Speaker 1: so better corn dogs, fuck face? Beautiful? Well, and I

1108
01:17:32,080 --> 01:17:34,800
Speaker 1: love the Beyonce connection that we got there because you

1109
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:38,320
Speaker 1: didn't you did this. You did that you know guys.

1110
01:17:38,800 --> 01:17:40,720
Speaker 1: In the nineties, there was a baseball player on the

1111
01:17:40,760 --> 01:17:44,800
Speaker 1: Seattle Mariners whose name was Ken Griffey Jr. You know

1112
01:17:45,280 --> 01:17:47,720
Speaker 1: of him. He was one of the eight things that

1113
01:17:47,760 --> 01:17:51,519
Speaker 1: happened during the nineties. Now you know a quarter, So

1114
01:17:51,640 --> 01:17:56,000
Speaker 1: you know a quarter. Now you're growing, You're growing, young minds.

1115
01:17:56,120 --> 01:17:59,360
Speaker 1: They expand quickly claim everyone, please, welcome to the mic.

1116
01:17:59,600 --> 01:18:05,880
Speaker 1: See lave, he's got a paper. He's got a paper,

1117
01:18:05,960 --> 01:18:08,280
Speaker 1: which means we're not this is not It's true. I

1118
01:18:08,360 --> 01:18:10,560
Speaker 1: had something pissed me off today already when asked me,

1119
01:18:10,600 --> 01:18:12,040
Speaker 1: you've got something to say, I want you to say

1120
01:18:12,040 --> 01:18:14,000
Speaker 1: it's the Steve LANs. I don't think so many as

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01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:16,800
Speaker 1: time starts now, I don't think so, honey. Having your

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01:18:16,840 --> 01:18:20,439
Speaker 1: wedding on a holiday. Now, someone who has just worked

1123
01:18:20,520 --> 01:18:23,080
Speaker 1: weddings during a blizzard, on New Year's Eve and on

1124
01:18:23,200 --> 01:18:25,639
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day, I'd like to offer some advice on when

1125
01:18:25,720 --> 01:18:28,960
Speaker 1: not to schedule your wedding. I don't think so, honey.

1126
01:18:29,720 --> 01:18:33,000
Speaker 1: Do not make people risk their lives or sacrifice their

1127
01:18:33,080 --> 01:18:36,000
Speaker 1: holidays just because you found someone dumb enough to marry

1128
01:18:36,040 --> 01:18:40,800
Speaker 1: your ugly ass. I don't think so, honey. People who

1129
01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:43,200
Speaker 1: are at your wedding who don't necessarily give a shit

1130
01:18:43,240 --> 01:18:46,240
Speaker 1: about you, and yes they exist, well, opt to leave

1131
01:18:46,720 --> 01:18:49,160
Speaker 1: your wedding early so they can do whatever the hell

1132
01:18:49,200 --> 01:18:51,479
Speaker 1: they were going to do if you weren't so fucking selfish.

1133
01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:54,880
Speaker 1: So basically, your reception is gonna end up being kind

1134
01:18:54,880 --> 01:18:56,800
Speaker 1: of lamed by about ten pm to save yourself the

1135
01:18:56,840 --> 01:19:02,200
Speaker 1: trouble seconds. I don't think so, honey. It's not just

1136
01:19:02,400 --> 01:19:04,760
Speaker 1: that you're gonna ruin that your's holiday. It's that you're

1137
01:19:04,760 --> 01:19:08,280
Speaker 1: signing yourself up for a lifetime of battling holiday crowds

1138
01:19:08,560 --> 01:19:11,040
Speaker 1: every time you celebrate your anniversary at your favorite top

1139
01:19:11,080 --> 01:19:14,880
Speaker 1: of spot or your poke bowl. Also, if you play

1140
01:19:14,920 --> 01:19:20,760
Speaker 1: don't Stop Believing during your wedding, your fucking basics. I

1141
01:19:20,920 --> 01:19:24,280
Speaker 1: love that. So that was not only I don't think so, honey,

1142
01:19:24,320 --> 01:19:28,680
Speaker 1: it was also like a fuck you, which I love that.

1143
01:19:29,360 --> 01:19:32,240
Speaker 1: I live for that. Oh my god. Yeah, you gonna

1144
01:19:32,240 --> 01:19:37,400
Speaker 1: have a your wedding on Valentine. Shut up. If this

1145
01:19:37,640 --> 01:19:42,960
Speaker 1: is you, shut up and wedding on the fourth of July,

1146
01:19:43,439 --> 01:19:49,880
Speaker 1: grow up, grow up. Yeah, you're going to compete with fireworks, sweetie. Yeah,

1147
01:19:50,080 --> 01:19:52,920
Speaker 1: try to say your vows while fireworks are doing it

1148
01:19:54,080 --> 01:20:00,479
Speaker 1: while fireworks, you won't be able to be heard. Everyone.

1149
01:20:00,520 --> 01:20:09,679
Speaker 1: Please welcome to the microphone, Mandy Price. Hey man, so listen,

1150
01:20:09,800 --> 01:20:12,800
Speaker 1: we have the bowl here. We have I'm sure many

1151
01:20:12,880 --> 01:20:14,840
Speaker 1: topics you like, durrant On, but I put it to you.

1152
01:20:15,680 --> 01:20:18,320
Speaker 1: It's just that I hate so many things it's impossible

1153
01:20:18,360 --> 01:20:20,280
Speaker 1: to narrow it down. So I'm gonna take the troll.

1154
01:20:20,520 --> 01:20:23,160
Speaker 1: Oh when you have a lot of hate, tred, just

1155
01:20:23,240 --> 01:20:25,719
Speaker 1: find something else to Hey too, added to the list. Okay,

1156
01:20:25,800 --> 01:20:28,960
Speaker 1: here we go, got it interesting? So this is kind

1157
01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:32,200
Speaker 1: of I think an icon of this area sind cinematically, yes,

1158
01:20:32,479 --> 01:20:35,479
Speaker 1: I would say, and this this trollball topic for you.

1159
01:20:35,840 --> 01:20:41,479
Speaker 1: Mandy Price is a writer, and your time starts now.

1160
01:20:42,280 --> 01:20:47,120
Speaker 1: I don't think so. When Nona writer, you're looking around

1161
01:20:47,320 --> 01:20:51,200
Speaker 1: pretending you understand what's happening at the Emmy's, but you don't.

1162
01:20:52,400 --> 01:20:55,280
Speaker 1: Your question is why am I here winning an Emmy.

1163
01:20:56,040 --> 01:20:59,479
Speaker 1: That's why you're struggling with I don't think so, honey,

1164
01:20:59,560 --> 01:21:03,160
Speaker 1: why known writer Beetle Juice was the top of your game?

1165
01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:12,280
Speaker 1: You are the strange and unusual, my friend, use stranger

1166
01:21:12,680 --> 01:21:15,240
Speaker 1: things and now you're a grown up, and you know what,

1167
01:21:15,479 --> 01:21:19,200
Speaker 1: bitch that makes me feel old. And I don't care

1168
01:21:19,280 --> 01:21:24,320
Speaker 1: for feeling old because you've got old too, bitch. I

1169
01:21:24,479 --> 01:21:29,400
Speaker 1: don't think so needing to steal things just to make

1170
01:21:29,520 --> 01:21:32,880
Speaker 1: up you feel good inside. That's what a live feels like.

1171
01:21:33,280 --> 01:21:36,760
Speaker 1: There are so many other ways to feel alive. Maybe

1172
01:21:36,880 --> 01:21:40,439
Speaker 1: go back and watch Beetle Juice. You will understand now

1173
01:21:40,600 --> 01:21:44,240
Speaker 1: the purpose of your own life. You don't have to

1174
01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:47,040
Speaker 1: put things in your little pocket and your little purse

1175
01:21:47,320 --> 01:21:51,040
Speaker 1: in order to feel good about yourself. Someone in your

1176
01:21:51,120 --> 01:21:54,800
Speaker 1: life will tell you that they like you. Ask around.

1177
01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:59,680
Speaker 1: When on a writer, that's one minute. Ask around and

1178
01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:01,720
Speaker 1: some one will tell you they like you. It's a

1179
01:22:01,800 --> 01:22:05,920
Speaker 1: ruler culture number hundred to ask around and someone will

1180
01:22:06,000 --> 01:22:09,639
Speaker 1: tell you that they like you. They will, and someone will.

1181
01:22:09,800 --> 01:22:17,080
Speaker 1: That's so true. Now please welcome to the microphone. Danny, Danny, Danny.

1182
01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:19,880
Speaker 1: You know people with your name in this area they die.

1183
01:22:19,920 --> 01:22:24,400
Speaker 1: On Gray's Anatomy, Danny was a famous character and he

1184
01:22:24,800 --> 01:22:28,519
Speaker 1: you know, spoiler alert for anyone on the second season

1185
01:22:28,560 --> 01:22:33,360
Speaker 1: of Gray's Danny. It doesn't work, Danny. But this is

1186
01:22:33,439 --> 01:22:36,160
Speaker 1: just a weird connection with two dots that Mount's connecting

1187
01:22:36,200 --> 01:22:37,760
Speaker 1: that have nothing to do with what's going on here.

1188
01:22:38,760 --> 01:22:43,479
Speaker 1: Danny is gonna be pre selected, pre selected, Honey, Jenny leans,

1189
01:22:43,520 --> 01:22:45,720
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. As time starts now, I

1190
01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:48,920
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Buffalo sauce as the default chicken

1191
01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:54,200
Speaker 1: wing flavor. Okay, what is buffalo sauce? Can anybody tell

1192
01:22:54,280 --> 01:22:59,519
Speaker 1: me exactly? Okay? Why is buffalo sauce as orange as this? Troubo? Honey,

1193
01:23:00,160 --> 01:23:03,040
Speaker 1: I don't think so. That is not natural. You know

1194
01:23:03,240 --> 01:23:09,599
Speaker 1: what is naturally? Orange? Oranges? Bitch? I don't think so, honey.

1195
01:23:09,640 --> 01:23:13,280
Speaker 1: Buffalo wings. I ordered chicken wings. Buffaloes don't have wings.

1196
01:23:13,680 --> 01:23:18,639
Speaker 1: This is not a red bull commercial handy. Also, buffalo

1197
01:23:18,760 --> 01:23:22,439
Speaker 1: sauce is unreliable. It is an untrustworthy flavor. Everywhere you go.

1198
01:23:22,640 --> 01:23:26,920
Speaker 1: It tastes different, all sorts of different types of mediocrity.

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01:23:27,040 --> 01:23:29,800
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's spicy, sometimes it's not. I do not trust it,

1200
01:23:29,920 --> 01:23:35,200
Speaker 1: Honey's Also, buffalo wings are nothing without ranch, honey. Okay,

1201
01:23:35,840 --> 01:23:38,280
Speaker 1: we need to change our default chicken wing flavor to

1202
01:23:38,560 --> 01:23:43,519
Speaker 1: lemon pepperings are made of lemons and peppers. Okay, I

1203
01:23:43,560 --> 01:23:46,200
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Buffalo wings, I do think so, honey.

1204
01:23:46,320 --> 01:24:00,719
Speaker 1: Lemon pepper wings so amazing. Give it up this shop manny, Okay,

1205
01:24:01,160 --> 01:24:06,439
Speaker 1: fabulous before we check in, okay the mic. I so agree,

1206
01:24:06,840 --> 01:24:09,439
Speaker 1: even even as someone who is obsessed with hot sauce culture.

1207
01:24:10,280 --> 01:24:13,599
Speaker 1: I I buffalo sauce was created in Buffalo, New York,

1208
01:24:13,680 --> 01:24:16,920
Speaker 1: at the Anchor Cafe. I believe, yeah, we should say

1209
01:24:17,120 --> 01:24:20,280
Speaker 1: that anyone who thinks they make they take real buffaloes

1210
01:24:20,280 --> 01:24:25,760
Speaker 1: and make those wings. But um, but yeah, I mean,

1211
01:24:25,840 --> 01:24:31,040
Speaker 1: Buffalo is nothing without ranch. I totally disagree. Um, Buffalo

1212
01:24:31,520 --> 01:24:35,599
Speaker 1: is something without ranch as long as there's blue cheese, right,

1213
01:24:35,760 --> 01:24:38,560
Speaker 1: I mean, let's not have blue cheese erasure. Okay, but

1214
01:24:39,640 --> 01:24:43,599
Speaker 1: let's not have a raiser tonight. If you put buffalo

1215
01:24:43,800 --> 01:24:48,639
Speaker 1: in a Buffalo sauce in a vacuum, it will not stand.

1216
01:24:51,560 --> 01:24:54,000
Speaker 1: That's my thesis. Well, Denny, Denny and I are on

1217
01:24:54,040 --> 01:24:56,840
Speaker 1: the same page about this, and honestly, I mean, the

1218
01:24:57,000 --> 01:25:01,360
Speaker 1: Asian sauce erasure is war rampant than blue cheese. Who

1219
01:25:01,400 --> 01:25:03,960
Speaker 1: cares about blue fucking cheese? It has nothing to do

1220
01:25:04,040 --> 01:25:07,120
Speaker 1: with blue cheese. I agree that it's for buffalo sauce

1221
01:25:07,160 --> 01:25:09,479
Speaker 1: to be the default sauce that feels like erased to

1222
01:25:09,560 --> 01:25:13,400
Speaker 1: me for all the other sauces. There's so many other sauces, garlic, garlic,

1223
01:25:13,439 --> 01:25:23,520
Speaker 1: pamajan um barbecue, barbecue um, terry YACKI Seattle invention. Tarayaki

1224
01:25:23,640 --> 01:25:27,280
Speaker 1: was a Seattle invention Japanese immigrants. That's a scandal to

1225
01:25:27,400 --> 01:25:34,080
Speaker 1: me quickly, because we've done a bullshit already in between

1226
01:25:34,120 --> 01:25:36,800
Speaker 1: this next group. But do you know who went on?

1227
01:25:36,840 --> 01:25:40,000
Speaker 1: The writer? Is you do from strangel what the kids know?

1228
01:25:40,080 --> 01:25:44,200
Speaker 1: Because it's because of stranger things you know from others?

1229
01:25:44,680 --> 01:25:53,439
Speaker 1: Because yeah, I know, I know where the sources for

1230
01:25:53,560 --> 01:25:58,560
Speaker 1: these fucking blastulas. Bowen Yang is going to reveal that

1231
01:25:58,600 --> 01:26:01,040
Speaker 1: he's nineteen and he second, and it's gonna be so

1232
01:26:01,439 --> 01:26:05,600
Speaker 1: much a scandal. We'll see everyone. Are we ready for

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Speaker 1: We're ready for this final group group of the night. Yes,

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Speaker 1: everyone please. Welcome to following folks, Anthony Householder, Kayley Nickerson's,

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Speaker 1: Sam Dambowski and Nathan cors Beautiful. Welcome all and first

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Speaker 1: to the mic. Anthony Householder. Hello Anthony, Hi, Hi are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm great? How are you? We're so good? Good Anthony?

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Speaker 1: What's gonna be pre selected or trouble? I'm gonna go

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Speaker 1: plect selected Anthony Householders. I don't think so many as

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Speaker 1: time starts now, Okay, Okay, there's a meme that exists

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Speaker 1: that says that many heart attack you have when you

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Speaker 1: leave your apartment and you're missing these things, and it

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Speaker 1: says and it shows four pictures. It's phone, keys, wallet,

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Speaker 1: and then a bull of spaghetti. Oh. I saw another

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Speaker 1: one later. It was like, oh some cheese. Oh ship,

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Speaker 1: this is too lazy. I don't think so, honey. Anything

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Speaker 1: in this fourth block that doesn't belong in your pockets,

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Speaker 1: which is nine percent of fucking things. Green light, Oh,

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Speaker 1: I wish I had that in my pocket? An eggit

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Speaker 1: so on? Uh, I don't think so honny. I don't

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Speaker 1: think so, honey, Anthony Householder. Maybe people just enjoy the

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Speaker 1: fucking meme. Okay, so high and bucking mighty about it.

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Speaker 1: Your comedy education, Jet City Improv. Congratulations. You're the dictator

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Speaker 1: of what's funny and what's not funny. I don't think

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Speaker 1: so funny. People that are too cool, well, like you

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Speaker 1: work in a fucking coffee shop and and fucking Debrah

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Speaker 1: comes in with her fucking wanderlust t shirt and that

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Speaker 1: she leaves and you and your friends talk shit about her.

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Speaker 1: Debra is literally your best fucking life, honey. Okay, she

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Speaker 1: probably goes on fucking vacation while you live in a

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Speaker 1: fucking house with four hippie dudes and there's like three bedrooms.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, people that are too cool.

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Speaker 1: That was one minute and more. But I loved it

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Speaker 1: because it went so many It was meta, it was

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Speaker 1: self critical, it was critical of culture. It was everything

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Speaker 1: we needed. But is Deborah real person? In theory? In

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Speaker 1: theory represents something? There are everywhere everywhere? No, you know what, Anthony,

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Speaker 1: I think what you were getting at with the mean

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Speaker 1: thing was that this non secretary stuff. It's like, okay,

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Speaker 1: random ship, give it context. That's that's that's That's my

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Speaker 1: thing with blue cheese, How does how the fund? Does

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Speaker 1: that make any sense? By itself? Is just a nonsense?

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Speaker 1: This is the thing buffalo sounds by itself is the

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Speaker 1: bul of spaghetti. It's nonsense. It doesn't make sense, it

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Speaker 1: doesn't follow, And then you need blue cheese to put

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Speaker 1: it into context. You know what I'm saying. No, Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right? How is how is buffalos off the nonsecond

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Speaker 1: or it's been culturally accepted for a thousand years since

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Speaker 1: the since the you need you need buffalo sauce to

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Speaker 1: be the foundational thing for you need. You need blue

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Speaker 1: cheese for buffalo sauce to stand. No, you don't. Everyone

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Speaker 1: gave it up for Kaylee Nickerson. Put me out of

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Speaker 1: my misery. Kaylee, what's it gonna be? I got something

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Speaker 1: I want to talk about. I don't think so, honey.

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Speaker 1: Her time starts and now I don't think so, honey.

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Speaker 1: Men who wear khakis and button down shirts, you are

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Speaker 1: a grown up. It's like all the douchebag has got

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Speaker 1: together and said, let's make a uniform to make us

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Speaker 1: more identifiable, and then pick that balland is casual business attire.

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Speaker 1: They called you know who? Else Where's khaki pants? Prep

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Speaker 1: boys on the East Coast who have to because he'll

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Speaker 1: get hit with a ruler if they don't. You know

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Speaker 1: who they are. They're your They're commercial real estate agents

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Speaker 1: who get in their Masamiotti's and they pull up with

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Speaker 1: their Canna red bull and they go up to the

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Speaker 1: reception desk and they chat. The twenty one year old girl.

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Speaker 1: She doesn't want to fucking talk to you. She's twenty

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Speaker 1: one and you're grown as man. You're really old and

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Speaker 1: scary to her. So just go to your Applebee's for

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Speaker 1: happy hour. Go sit with your other frat boyfriends you

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Speaker 1: both also moved after college, and just share a fucking

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Speaker 1: appetizer with them. Thank you so much. Ad that on

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Speaker 1: many Kaylee Nickerson destroying those who choose to tuck it

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Speaker 1: into short khaki culture. Yes, please welcome to the microphone,

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Speaker 1: Sam dam Baskets. Yes, I love what this Mike's dead

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Speaker 1: has like decided to get lower and lower. It's Chris,

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Speaker 1: it's you know what it's doing. Its thing of my

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Speaker 1: best Canadian tuxedo. So what's it gonna be? Trople or

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Speaker 1: pre prepared topics? I have something prepared pared starts now.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Goop has a Netflix series.

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Speaker 1: Goop is the lifestyle website and pseudo science bullshit emporium

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Speaker 1: of actress Gwyneth Paltrow. Goop is what happens when you

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Speaker 1: know you didn't deserve that oscar and you devote the

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Speaker 1: rest of your life to fraud. Goop. It is the

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Speaker 1: essential oils of money, boredom, and hatred of fat and

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Speaker 1: poor people distilled into a coffee Emma. Then you shoot

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Speaker 1: up your ask four times a day, and none of

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Speaker 1: this would matter except we live in a sis siety

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Speaker 1: where money equals success and success equals intelligence, and now

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Speaker 1: raw water is sold by vapid hucksters who have never

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Speaker 1: had to live without clean water. People test the pH

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Speaker 1: of their piss because they do not know what kidneys are,

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Speaker 1: and the word detox has lost all meaning except to

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Speaker 1: say I might be an alcoholic or I might be

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Speaker 1: a wellness influencer, and I do not know which one

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Speaker 1: is worse. That's one. Sam Dabowski, Yes, rise that the

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Speaker 1: mic ries excellent. That was beautiful, very good. It rises

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Speaker 1: for our final I don't think so, honey, um the night,

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Speaker 1: give it up for Nathan Cocks. Then Nathan's got his

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Speaker 1: phone out. Oh oh oh yeah, yeah, alright, I don't

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Speaker 1: think sony. As time starts now, I don't think so honey.

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Speaker 1: Straight men who aren't eating pussy in I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: stand up here and talk about women's bodies and why

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Speaker 1: that shouldn't have an effect on your choices, because it's

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Speaker 1: not about them. It's about you and your insecurities. You

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Speaker 1: don't know what you're doing. That's okay to begin with,

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Speaker 1: but that's not an excuse you're willing to spend five

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Speaker 1: hours on fortnite to get a tribal tattoo skinned to

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Speaker 1: slap on a digital representation of your dick. But she

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Speaker 1: can't spend thirty minutes finding out what makes a women's

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Speaker 1: eyes roll back harder than a clock on daylight Savings,

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Speaker 1: get an education, worshiper, Oh, she's not in the oral sex.

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Speaker 1: Ask yourself this. Did you try it once and you've

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Speaker 1: got the two pats on the shoulder and I'm good?

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Speaker 1: Go back to the drawing board. Well, that's too much

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Speaker 1: of an awkward conversation, more awkward than you when you're

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Speaker 1: asking her if you could put it in her butt. Listen.

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Speaker 1: If you can listen to the Joe Rogan experience for

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Speaker 1: ten hours a week, you can listen to a wan

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Speaker 1: talk about what she wants. Every woman is different. Just

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Speaker 1: because you know how to pick the lock in the

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Speaker 1: door of your Honda. Wait, wait you know what. I

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Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. I'm using objects and especially cars,

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Speaker 1: as a metaphor for women's bodies. Who Nathan Coin Cox

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Speaker 1: give it up for this group? Anthony householder Kaylee Nickerson

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Speaker 1: said about and Nathan Cox, Wow, solid, solid, loved, loved all,

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Speaker 1: loved all of it and straight men out there. If

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Speaker 1: you're not eating pussy, That's all I'm gonna say about that.

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Speaker 1: There's eight ten year old tear. We're gonna be one

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Speaker 1: final checking with ours, with our three eighteen year olds

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Speaker 1: one seventeen year old. Um, let's let's let's let's start

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Speaker 1: with Liz. Liz. What do we think? It was good? Yeah? Liz,

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Speaker 1: And I'm and I feel no. This is what you

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Speaker 1: should expect to do. What Nathan Nathan just painted a

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Speaker 1: picture of what you should do if someone is doing

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Speaker 1: something you don't like, pat them on the shoulder and

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Speaker 1: say I'm good in any situations, sexual or on. That's

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Speaker 1: what you do. I'm good, I'm good. Moving along and along, Bella,

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Speaker 1: what do we think? What final thoughts do you feel

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Speaker 1: like if this person hell fucking yeah, hell fucking yeah.

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Speaker 1: Is that what you said? Yeah? Okay, Bella, thank you,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much? Is it because um, before sorry,

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01:35:53,240 --> 01:36:03,400
Speaker 1: before you felt like stupid? You were stupid? And now

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01:36:03,520 --> 01:36:06,360
Speaker 1: you know? Tell you things that happened in the nineties.

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Speaker 1: Are you gonna go home and google? We go four?

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Speaker 1: Google who is Shane West? You're gonna do that? You

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Speaker 1: and your mom should watch a walk to Remember together.

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Speaker 1: It's a great family movie. Yeah, yeah, it's good. Um,

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Speaker 1: Whyane West is gonna? I know my experience with Shane

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Speaker 1: West watching to remember and I'm happy my mom wasn't there. Oh, Bella,

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Speaker 1: I wish you, We wish you the best, wish the best. Kayla, Kayla,

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Speaker 1: go on, what and what do you do? What do

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Speaker 1: you do? You? What do you do? You pat them

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Speaker 1: and you say no, no, no, no, fun wildly out

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Speaker 1: of control. We haven't done our drop at all. You say,

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Speaker 1: what what do you say? Kayla? No? Everyone in the

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Speaker 1: count of three saying one to three. I'm good, Kayla, Kayla?

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Speaker 1: And what are we doing? We're learning? We're learning. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, but I've learned so much from all the

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Speaker 1: father people. Give it up while we list everyone's names.

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Speaker 1: Here we go, Natasha Ransom, cramdown in, Ze Peterson, Michael Castillos,

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Speaker 1: Kathleen Nkozy, Mikayla Hops, Mitch Mitchell, Jenna by Ferrari, Silva,

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Speaker 1: Claire jan Ka Baby right, Anthony Householder, Nathan you guys,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much. This was so so funny. Thank

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Speaker 1: you to the Very Project for having us. If you

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Speaker 1: don't listen to our podcasts, please like and subscribe Lost

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Speaker 1: Coat ristas on the Forever Dog podcast network Forever Dog,

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Speaker 1: Oh My God, my name is I'm Matt Rogers. Bye Forever.

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Speaker 1: This has been a Forever Dog production executive produced by

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