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Speaker 1: different ones. Now, nineteen fifty nine, Russia, a group of hikers,

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Speaker 1: I'm setting all this up in defense of the old

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00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:10,760
Speaker 1: ball and chain. I'm difficult to shop for because I

428
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 1: don't have hobbies and I'm a minimalist. And when I

429
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 1: say a minimalist, I really mean that I just genuinely

430
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 1: do not like a lot of even what I like,

431
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 1: I have. The average person owns twenty five t shirts.

432
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 1: I own probably six. I find the ones I think

433
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:36,200
Speaker 1: are comfortable. As soon as something isn't comfortable or doesn't

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00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:38,800
Speaker 1: fit me right, and lots of times they don't because

435
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:43,320
Speaker 1: I'm so long, I just chuck it right in the trash.

436
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 1: When I had to move down to the Houston area

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00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 1: before the wife and kids could move down, I came

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00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:50,360
Speaker 1: down here. I was selling ur vs and they opened

439
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:52,320
Speaker 1: a new store and I was I had to come

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00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 1: down before them because the kids had to finish school.

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00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 1: So I move into our house by myself for like

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00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:02,680
Speaker 1: two months. You know what I moved in A bed,

443
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:09,280
Speaker 1: a recliner, in a television and that's the extent of

444
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:11,920
Speaker 1: what I moved in. You can say that's immature. It's

445
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 1: like a bachelor. That's what I moved in. Nothing on

446
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:20,640
Speaker 1: the walls, no extra you know, frills. That's what I needed.

447
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:24,520
Speaker 1: I was working. I would come home, fire up a

448
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 1: documentary on Netflix for an hour, go to sleep, wake up,

449
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 1: and go back to work. You can say that's really sad,

450
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 1: and you know what it probably is, but it's fine.

451
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:39,960
Speaker 1: That's how I live my life. All that said, at

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00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:44,640
Speaker 1: one point she got me. This desk thing is the

453
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:51,040
Speaker 1: best way I can describe this. It is heavy, and

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00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:52,480
Speaker 1: this is going to come into play here in a

455
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 1: little while, extremely and I mean extremely heavy. I bet

456
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 1: you this thing weighs ten fifteen pounds as far as

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00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 1: a death thing. And it's a holder for a pen

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00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:05,440
Speaker 1: or two and business cards. You know exactly what I'm

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00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:07,960
Speaker 1: talking about. You've seen some version of this on every

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00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:11,479
Speaker 1: desk in the history of mankind, only this one was

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00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 1: specially made. So picture this a flat piece of iron

462
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:21,560
Speaker 1: or something, and it is a heavy piece of metal

463
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:25,320
Speaker 1: sitting on a desk, and there's a little slot for

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00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 1: the business cards, and there's a little slot for the pen.

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00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 1: Actually it's only about room for one pen in there,

466
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:34,640
Speaker 1: making it also efficient and ugly. And then down to

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00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:38,280
Speaker 1: the other end of the thing, there is a spring

468
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:41,600
Speaker 1: coming out of it, a heavy, heavy duty spring, pointing

469
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 1: straight up. And on top of this heavy duty spring

470
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:53,720
Speaker 1: is a hammer, a clawhammer, And you can, and people do,

471
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 1: grab the claw hammer as soon as you see it

472
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 1: and smash it down and the clawhammer springs back up.

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00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:04,880
Speaker 1: And then if you're enjoying yourself, or you're a child

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00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:14,279
Speaker 1: or an annoying human being, you do it again and

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00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 1: again and again. Yes, it is a desk thing that

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00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 1: holds business cards and pens with an annoying component to it,

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00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 1: and it's heavy and as you can imagine, I was

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00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:37,640
Speaker 1: in sales at the time, selling RBS, so part of

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00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 1: my job was to bring people into my office, including

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00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 1: their children. And what did everybody do? Yeah, after this

481
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:51,799
Speaker 1: thing had been the bane of my existence for three

482
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:55,680
Speaker 1: or four years, we find out we're going to be moving.

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00:34:55,719 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 1: This is the Dallas area to Houston area move. So

484
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:04,440
Speaker 1: I understand what I'm about to tell you is going

485
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 1: to make me sound like a bad person. But let

486
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:10,960
Speaker 1: me clarify something. I am a bad person and I

487
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 1: have never pretended to be otherwise, and I will never

488
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 1: pretend to be otherwise. I understand that there are a

489
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:21,479
Speaker 1: million other radio hosts in the country, and so many

490
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:23,439
Speaker 1: of them, and I know them, they're my friends, are

491
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:30,040
Speaker 1: genuinely wonderful people. They are good people. That is not me.

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00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 1: I am not. So I understand that now we're getting

493
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 1: ready to move, and I have this contraption that I've

494
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,160
Speaker 1: hated for a long time, but a gift from the

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00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 1: wife on my desk, And I should mention I am

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00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,960
Speaker 1: part of the first wave. You see several parts of

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00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:52,680
Speaker 1: this office in the Dallas area are coming down to

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00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:55,920
Speaker 1: the Houston area. Because I'm the sales manager, I'm part

499
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:57,839
Speaker 1: of the first wave. I have to get everything set up.

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00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:03,880
Speaker 1: I'm packing up my desk, putting in some sales awards

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00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:06,759
Speaker 1: Chris No, not to brag or anything, but had some

502
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:11,000
Speaker 1: awards on the wall, throwing in your highlighters, your pens,

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00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:15,320
Speaker 1: your business cards, YadA, YadA, YadA. Again. I'm a minimalist,

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00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:17,360
Speaker 1: so I don't have a ton to pack on my desk.

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00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:20,719
Speaker 1: This is the last time. As I'm about to say

506
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 1: goodbye to the office and I look over and I

507
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 1: see this hammer, business card pen contraption on the desk.

508
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:36,800
Speaker 1: And it's moments like this. We all have these moments

509
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 1: in our lives. It's moments like this that will determine

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00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 1: the kind of person you're going to be. You can

511
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:47,239
Speaker 1: look at that desk, at that business card holder that

512
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:50,239
Speaker 1: your wife bought you out of her creativity, and you

513
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:55,360
Speaker 1: can say to yourself, you know what, I'm taking that

514
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:59,160
Speaker 1: with me because it's the right thing to do. Or

515
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,200
Speaker 1: if you're like me, you can look at that business

516
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:07,960
Speaker 1: card holder and say, that freaking thing is staying here.

517
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:13,240
Speaker 1: I'm finally free, and you can turn around and walk away,

518
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:51,600
Speaker 1: which I did, only it followed me again. I understand

519
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:54,759
Speaker 1: that what I did was wrong leaving it there. I do,

520
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:59,080
Speaker 1: but remember I'm a minimalist and so I don't like clutter.

521
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 1: I don't like extra things. I'm the guy who chucks

522
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 1: out the old, uncomfortable T shirts. And what is right

523
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:09,360
Speaker 1: and wrong when it comes to a gift from the missus?

524
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:12,920
Speaker 1: How long am I obligated to keep it? They did

525
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:15,680
Speaker 1: a Seinfeld episode on This one time about cards. How

526
00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:18,440
Speaker 1: long do you keep the card? I will tell you

527
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 1: you keep your cards longer than I keep my cards,

528
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:23,480
Speaker 1: even if my cards are from my kids or my

529
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 1: wife are like my mom. I'll open up my card

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00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:28,919
Speaker 1: at Christmas time, I will read it. I will walk

531
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 1: right over to the trash can and drop it in.

532
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 1: And people are horrified by that, as if them keeping

533
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 1: it an extra twenty four hours somehow makes them a

534
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:39,399
Speaker 1: better person. How long am I obligated to keep the card?

535
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:41,320
Speaker 1: I already read. I'm not going to read it again.

536
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:46,920
Speaker 1: I read it once. So what's the obligation for a gift?

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00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,160
Speaker 1: Three years? You say, Chris, to see that's not bad?

538
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:54,840
Speaker 1: And I crossed that three year threshold with this gift.

539
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:58,799
Speaker 1: I was at four or five. So look, I made

540
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:06,080
Speaker 1: an executive to say the gift stay. Well, we it

541
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:42,320
Speaker 1: didn't really stay the Jesse Kelly show. This is a

542
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly show. Now I get down to Houston, I

543
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:58,839
Speaker 1: am free of this desk leach doing my thing down here.

544
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 1: Remember I was the first wave, and I worked with

545
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:12,880
Speaker 1: this guy named Cliff, wonderful, wonderful human being, sadly a

546
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:17,440
Speaker 1: very kind and conscientious human being. Cliff is in the

547
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 1: second wave. It's down. About a month or two after

548
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:26,799
Speaker 1: I'm there, walks into my office and says, hey, man,

549
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:32,000
Speaker 1: you forgot this thing your wife gave you here. I

550
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 1: brought it down for you as earnest as he could

551
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 1: possibly be. And I just, honestly, I couldn't even I

552
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 1: couldn't even muster myself to say thank you. I just

553
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:45,680
Speaker 1: stared in disbelief as he set this thing on my

554
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 1: desk again. It made the trek from Dallasy. I couldn't.

555
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe this. Now fast forward to last night,

556
00:40:56,719 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 1: because I'm not even gonna bother. After I quit my

557
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:02,359
Speaker 1: RV sales job a couple of years ago because I'm

558
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:06,040
Speaker 1: an insane person to try media, which worked out all right,

559
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:10,879
Speaker 1: but still I'm not going to bother trying to leave

560
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:13,319
Speaker 1: it in the office again, mainly because Cliff's still there

561
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:15,080
Speaker 1: and I don't want to have to explain to Cliff

562
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:17,279
Speaker 1: that I want it gone, so I just take it home.

563
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:19,920
Speaker 1: I bite the bullet. I'm assume I'm never going to

564
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:22,400
Speaker 1: be rid of this thing. It's sitting on the desk

565
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 1: in my office at the house. Bringing me to last

566
00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:29,440
Speaker 1: night where I had to do this podcast. I won't

567
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:31,840
Speaker 1: go into it right now. Look, the bottom line is

568
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:34,920
Speaker 1: I'm super famous and I had to do a podcast

569
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:40,560
Speaker 1: last night. Well, my kids are being educated at the

570
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:43,920
Speaker 1: home right now, as everybody's freaking kids are because we

571
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 1: shut down America because of a virus. I'm not going

572
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:48,480
Speaker 1: to go into that right now. Is not going off again.

573
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:53,000
Speaker 1: I get to my desk to do my podcast, and

574
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:56,440
Speaker 1: of course my desk is covered in social studies books

575
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,759
Speaker 1: and math books and everything else where one of my

576
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:05,399
Speaker 1: children have faded the office desk. Everybody knows what I'm

577
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:08,880
Speaker 1: talking about. Once you have kids, you have nothing anymore.

578
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:13,239
Speaker 1: That's your own nothing. So I have to move some

579
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:17,360
Speaker 1: things around the desk, and of course, wouldn't you know it,

580
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 1: this nine thousand pound bane of my existence business card

581
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:26,760
Speaker 1: holder hammer thing falls off the end of the desk

582
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 1: as I'm moving things around and smashes a piece of

583
00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:35,239
Speaker 1: my tile on the floor. Not only has this thing

584
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:40,000
Speaker 1: followed me around my entire life, I mean I might

585
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,719
Speaker 1: as well attach it to my rear end. At this

586
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:46,440
Speaker 1: point in time, it's now breaking things that are gonna

587
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 1: cost me time and money. So when I said I'm

588
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:55,320
Speaker 1: still having home maintenance things, that's what I meant. Now

589
00:42:56,840 --> 00:43:01,239
Speaker 1: onto the task at hand, fouci. Yesterday, Trump gave this

590
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:06,160
Speaker 1: big press conference yesterday, big press conference, and some lady

591
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 1: from CBS was there, trash and Trump, and they're all

592
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:12,920
Speaker 1: going after Trump, and everybody knows what's going on right now.

593
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 1: Right everybody, the media is going to try to use

594
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:24,160
Speaker 1: what's going on right now to take down Trump. They

595
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:27,320
Speaker 1: are not in any way in this to inform anybody

596
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:30,640
Speaker 1: about anything. They are out to get Trump. That's why

597
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:33,160
Speaker 1: all these press conferences go this way. Well, why didn't

598
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:35,320
Speaker 1: you this before? Why didn't you do this now? What

599
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:37,560
Speaker 1: did you do? Why are you opening the economy when

600
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:39,520
Speaker 1: people are gonna die? What do you what's wrong with you?

601
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:42,640
Speaker 1: And look, I have no problem with reporters asking questions.

602
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:46,840
Speaker 1: But the reason media popularity has actually tanked below what

603
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:50,719
Speaker 1: it was beforehand, before this virus eving came out, is

604
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:54,959
Speaker 1: because during a crisis, people don't want to hear that.

605
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:59,480
Speaker 1: They will excuse that during other times, but when people

606
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 1: are dying and twenty million Americans are on the unemployment rules,

607
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:06,760
Speaker 1: nobody wants to see your Oh I got Trump today

608
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:13,600
Speaker 1: press conference, and now they're seriously going after Fauci as well,

609
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 1: trying to drive a wedge, obviously trying to drive a

610
00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:19,640
Speaker 1: wedge in between him and Trump. I'm gonna let you

611
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:22,239
Speaker 1: listen to this one exchange and then I'm going to

612
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:24,319
Speaker 1: tell you a bit of information that's going to help

613
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 1: you your entire life. Listen to this. The travel restriction

614
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 1: is separate. That was whether or not we wanted to

615
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 1: go into a mitigation stage of fifteen days of mitigation.

616
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:37,160
Speaker 1: The travel was another recommendation when we went in and

617
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:40,000
Speaker 1: said we probably should be doing that, and the answer

618
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:42,319
Speaker 1: was yes. And then another time was we should do

619
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:44,640
Speaker 1: it with Europe and the answer was yes. And the

620
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:46,640
Speaker 1: next time we should do it with the UK and

621
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:51,400
Speaker 1: the answer was yes, said the pushback. Where did that pushback?

622
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:53,760
Speaker 1: It was in that was the wrong choice of words.

623
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 1: You know what it was when people discuss, not necessarily

624
00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 1: in front of the present. When people discuss, they say, well,

625
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:01,800
Speaker 1: you know this is going to have maybe a harmful

626
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,840
Speaker 1: effect on this or on that. So it was a

627
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:05,960
Speaker 1: poor choice of worries. It wasn't anybody saying no, you

628
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 1: shouldn't do that. Everything I do is voluntarily. Please don't

629
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:19,520
Speaker 1: even imply that we had to do pre marriage counseling

630
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:24,120
Speaker 1: before we got married. We were going to a church

631
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:27,479
Speaker 1: in Tucson. Part of their deal was it's the same

632
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:29,360
Speaker 1: story for you. Probably part of their deal, well, I

633
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,719
Speaker 1: don't know whether synagogue does that. You people do that,

634
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 1: Chris whatever. Either way, before they would marry you, they

635
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:40,440
Speaker 1: would want you to do some pre marriage counseling. It

636
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:42,839
Speaker 1: wasn't nothing too intense. It was actually pretty laid back.

637
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:45,359
Speaker 1: Pastor and his wife want to sit down with you

638
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:49,799
Speaker 1: and your upcoming wife, at least the first one, and

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Speaker 1: they want to sit down and they want to go

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Speaker 1: over y owh This is you know what the Bible

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Speaker 1: says about this. These are lessons we learned from this,

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Speaker 1: These are this and it was actually really nice. But

643
00:45:57,360 --> 00:46:01,359
Speaker 1: they gave us one piece of it, a vice that

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Speaker 1: was the most valuable piece of advice, advice, or at

645
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Speaker 1: least one of them I've ever had in my entire life,

646
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:17,040
Speaker 1: applicable to friends, business, marriage, politics, everything. And what they

647
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:20,960
Speaker 1: said was do not put your spouse in a bad

648
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Speaker 1: light to anybody. And this is what it meant, because

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00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:28,920
Speaker 1: we all make this mistake, right, it's easy, it's tempting

650
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Speaker 1: to make this mistake. Let's go out and say, I

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Speaker 1: go home tonight and wife's in a bad mood, we

652
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:36,360
Speaker 1: get in a big fights to nagging or something like that.

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Speaker 1: Who knows the other things that happened during the course

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Speaker 1: of her marriage. I decided to get up next morning,

655
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go out play a little golf with the fellas.

656
00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 1: What are you tempted to do? Oh gosh, I had

657
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:49,840
Speaker 1: to get out of the house last night. The wife

658
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:56,080
Speaker 1: would not stop nagging at me. Gosh, it's and now

659
00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:58,279
Speaker 1: you've just made her look like crap in front of

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00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:05,759
Speaker 1: your buddies. Now you've just allowed yourself that outlet to

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00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 1: take things outside of the home. You have opened up

662
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 1: that outlet to take your arguments outside. The same thing

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00:47:13,719 --> 00:47:19,840
Speaker 1: for women, forget to take out the trash, forget to

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Speaker 1: do something instead of coming to me, having a fight

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Speaker 1: about it, or just keeping it to herself, calls her

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Speaker 1: mother or her sister or what of her friends. Ah,

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Speaker 1: I'm so mad right now, he's freaking Lacey. Wouldn't even

668
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:38,279
Speaker 1: take the track, just opened up an outlet. Now I

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Speaker 1: look like crap in front of your sister friend, mother.

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00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:44,759
Speaker 1: Now you've allowed yourself that little vent time to go

671
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:47,480
Speaker 1: complain to your friends about He's such a cherk. You

672
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 1: wouldn't believe what he said to me. And what it

673
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:53,520
Speaker 1: does over time is it erodes things. It allows you

674
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:58,400
Speaker 1: to vents elsewhere, and it makes who you're married to

675
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:00,400
Speaker 1: look like crap in front of other people and they

676
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:05,400
Speaker 1: don't even know it. Totally unfair. Same thing applies in

677
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 1: a business environment. If I have a problem with producer Chris,

678
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:13,880
Speaker 1: beyond the fact he doesn't believe in the New Testament,

679
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:20,080
Speaker 1: I go to Producer Chris. I don't go to the

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00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:23,640
Speaker 1: big bosses, I don't go to the sponsors. I don't

681
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:26,279
Speaker 1: even go home and complain to my wife about it.

682
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 1: If I have an issue with producer Chris, I talked

683
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:30,759
Speaker 1: to producer Chris about it, and he talks to me

684
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:36,360
Speaker 1: about it and we work it out. Because there shouldn't

685
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:39,520
Speaker 1: be a different outlet you address the problem you have.

686
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:43,359
Speaker 1: You have an issue with one of your buddies, had

687
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:45,279
Speaker 1: one too many beers left his cans out in your

688
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 1: house ticked you off? Do you tell your buddy about it?

689
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,920
Speaker 1: Or do you complain to all your other buddies about it.

690
00:48:53,920 --> 00:49:00,840
Speaker 1: What President Trump is doing with doctor Fauci is a tremendous,

691
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:07,319
Speaker 1: tremendous mistake and there is a huge problem coming. Mark

692
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 1: my words, and I'll tell you what that problem is.

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Speaker 1: Hang on, Is he smarter than everyone who knows? Does

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Speaker 1: he think so? Yes? Yes he does. The Jesse Kelly Show,

695
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:58,240
Speaker 1: Keep your problems in house, keep your marriage problems in house,

696
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:02,120
Speaker 1: keep your business problems in house, keep your political problems

697
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:06,320
Speaker 1: in house. When it comes to sports, keep your team

698
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:13,240
Speaker 1: problems in your house. So many people need this lesson today.

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00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:18,400
Speaker 1: I have no issue at the beginning of this pandemic

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Speaker 1: allowing doctor Fauci on every cable news network he was on,

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00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:27,760
Speaker 1: you know, the things that weren't politically related, like barstool sports,

702
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:30,640
Speaker 1: getting the word out. Do this, don't do that I

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00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:35,799
Speaker 1: have no issue with it. We have shifted into a

704
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:39,480
Speaker 1: time where the media is now. I mean it's not

705
00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:41,640
Speaker 1: like they ever took a break, but now they are

706
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:47,960
Speaker 1: extremely openly hostile and quite obviously to anybody who is

707
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:51,760
Speaker 1: paying attention, they are trying to make Trump look terrible

708
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:55,920
Speaker 1: and trying to drive a wedge in between Fouci and Trump.

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00:50:56,840 --> 00:51:00,840
Speaker 1: They are they are not having doctor Fauci on the

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00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:04,879
Speaker 1: cable news shows at night to inform the public. That's

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00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:08,520
Speaker 1: why every question is angled in such a way so

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Speaker 1: they can get an answer like the one they just got. Oh,

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00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:13,520
Speaker 1: what do you mean you got pushedback? What's it? Trump?

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00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:15,560
Speaker 1: It was it Trump that didn't want it close six out?

715
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:17,480
Speaker 1: It was Trump, wasn't it? I bet it was Trump?

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Speaker 1: You would They're going to succeed If you continue to

717
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:31,680
Speaker 1: let doctor Fouci take his problems outside of the house,

718
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:36,719
Speaker 1: the media is going to succeed. I'm not even blaming him.

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00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:40,640
Speaker 1: It's what they do. Their professionals at it. They've been

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00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:45,680
Speaker 1: doing it for years. If Donald Trump continues to let

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Speaker 1: doctor Fouci do these media tours, this is going to

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Speaker 1: end one of two ways, with Foucci resigning or Donald

723
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Speaker 1: Trump firing him, and then doctor Fauci writes his book,

724
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Speaker 1: which might be inevitable and which will contain enough anti

725
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:05,799
Speaker 1: Trump stuff in it to guarantee sales, and then he'll

726
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:09,239
Speaker 1: be on the media book tour for six months. We

727
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:13,360
Speaker 1: all have seen a version of this story before during

728
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Speaker 1: the Donald Trump presidency. Fauci is going to be no different.

729
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:23,279
Speaker 1: And I'm not even badmouthing the guy when you know,

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Speaker 1: not that you think, when you know for a fact

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00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:31,359
Speaker 1: the media wants to make Trump look bad and they

732
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:34,839
Speaker 1: want to drive a wedge between Trump and Fauci. Why

733
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:44,120
Speaker 1: are you hanging Fauci out there? Why you're asking for trouble.

734
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:48,359
Speaker 1: You are opening up that pipeline the same way I

735
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:52,080
Speaker 1: would golfing with my buddies complaining about the wife. You're

736
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:58,640
Speaker 1: opening up that line of communication for trouble. It is

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00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:03,080
Speaker 1: time to rein him in. It's time to stop this nonsense.

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Speaker 1: Did you hear Tucker Carlson the other night go off

739
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:08,600
Speaker 1: on the media. Did you he went off on it

740
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:14,520
Speaker 1: and he was totally right. He's totally right. Well, today's

741
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:17,120
Speaker 1: presidential press briefing, the president was asked, why did you

742
00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:21,640
Speaker 1: downplay the coronavirus initially, and he responded by playing back

743
00:53:21,719 --> 00:53:25,600
Speaker 1: clip showing that the press did the same. Now, Senaan

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00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:28,000
Speaker 1: has a tenuous claim of being a news outlet in

745
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,240
Speaker 1: the best of times, but by the end of today's briefing,

746
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:34,160
Speaker 1: they were like an Oberlin Women's studies professor posting screeds

747
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:40,279
Speaker 1: on Facebook. Skyron's alteram between angry Trump turns briefing into

748
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:44,120
Speaker 1: propaganda session and Trump uses Task Force briefing to try

749
00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 1: and rewrite history and coronavirus response. Those are totally real

750
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:53,440
Speaker 1: by the way they were real. They're openly hostile, and

751
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 1: it doesn't do any good to sit around crying about

752
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:59,640
Speaker 1: it right now, but you do have to take appropriate action.

753
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:03,240
Speaker 1: And you know what's coming next, right if you don't

754
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:08,640
Speaker 1: allow me to preview it for you. Donald Trump knows

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00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:12,879
Speaker 1: he has to open the economy again. He knows this

756
00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:15,839
Speaker 1: virus was not nearly as bad as people told him

757
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:19,200
Speaker 1: it was going to be. The millions are gonna die

758
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:25,400
Speaker 1: was always absurd and now clearly looks extremely absurd. He

759
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:29,799
Speaker 1: knows he cannot afford to launch the country into a

760
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:34,120
Speaker 1: great depression, and we are heading there rapidly, so he

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00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:36,600
Speaker 1: knows he needs to open up the economy again, he

762
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:38,640
Speaker 1: knows he needs to open it up in a way

763
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:45,760
Speaker 1: to try to mitigate to press assault that's coming. Because

764
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:54,320
Speaker 1: here's what's coming. The second. The second he suggests easing

765
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:58,040
Speaker 1: up any of these restrictions, you will see a full

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00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:02,400
Speaker 1: court media press like you have never seen before, focusing

767
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:06,960
Speaker 1: on each in every individual coronavirus death. From that point on,

768
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:10,920
Speaker 1: each and every time each death will be focused on.

769
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:13,880
Speaker 1: They will tell the story. It'll be a sixty minute special.

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00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,800
Speaker 1: It's a special on this Oh, can you believe Donald Trump?

771
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:25,000
Speaker 1: He's restrictions when people are still dying. It's coming. You

772
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:27,880
Speaker 1: have got to anticipate that and get out ahead of it.

773
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:30,400
Speaker 1: And I have to tell you what we're doing to

774
00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:34,400
Speaker 1: get out ahead of it. I don't like it. Headline

775
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:39,640
Speaker 1: Trump says decision coming shortly on reopening the economy as

776
00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:45,080
Speaker 1: a task force is formed. Now, I certainly didn't come

777
00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:48,759
Speaker 1: on this show to insult anybody in particular, but let

778
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:53,680
Speaker 1: me ask you something, Chris. What has been my major

779
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:58,359
Speaker 1: issue with the response, national, state, and local response to

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00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:05,960
Speaker 1: the coronavirus thing has been the issue the disconnect. The

781
00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:14,680
Speaker 1: disconnect you see if you're in Washington, DC or New

782
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:21,239
Speaker 1: York and you're a politician, you're a policymaker, haven't missed

783
00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:28,719
Speaker 1: a paycheck? Or you're a political pundit. Maybe you're a writer,

784
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:33,239
Speaker 1: maybe you go on TV. Haven't missed a paycheck, You're

785
00:56:33,239 --> 00:56:39,520
Speaker 1: just doing stuff from home. You see this thing much much,

786
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:44,520
Speaker 1: much differently than the small businesses across the United States

787
00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:48,839
Speaker 1: of America that are being wiped out. That's not even

788
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:52,960
Speaker 1: necessarily an insult, although I think a lot more effort

789
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:58,480
Speaker 1: needs to be made in connecting those two areas you have.

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00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:00,360
Speaker 1: It's one thing to be in the bubble. All in

791
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:03,040
Speaker 1: some kind of a bubble. Inevitably you are, I am,

792
00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:06,719
Speaker 1: but you have to realize you're in a bubble, an

793
00:57:06,719 --> 00:57:09,520
Speaker 1: attempt to break out of it, attempt to hear other things.

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00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:12,000
Speaker 1: That's why I have on guests I disagree with. That's

795
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,799
Speaker 1: why I have friends in all walks of life. I

796
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:15,520
Speaker 1: want to hear other points of you. I want to

797
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:18,640
Speaker 1: know what it's like outside of my bubble. What are

798
00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:22,600
Speaker 1: people saying to me? And so, if you're going to

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00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:30,360
Speaker 1: put together a Reopening the Economy task Force, perhaps it

800
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:35,160
Speaker 1: would be wise to reach outside of the DC New

801
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:39,520
Speaker 1: York super wealthy bubble and grab some people who are

802
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:44,680
Speaker 1: just normal everyday people, business owners, business workers. Would you

803
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:48,760
Speaker 1: like to know who's about to be on the Small

804
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:52,280
Speaker 1: Business Council? On my life? I'm not making this up.

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00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:58,680
Speaker 1: Treasury Secretary Steve Benouchin, Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross, Agriculture Secretary

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00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 1: Center Perdue, Transportation Secretary and Secretary Elaine Chow, Energy Secretary

807
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:10,040
Speaker 1: Dan bru and on and on and on we go. Oh,

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00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:14,560
Speaker 1: we even threw in Larry Cutlow, Peter Navarro, Jared Kushner,

809
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:21,080
Speaker 1: and Ivanka Trump. We do not have on this list,

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00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:24,960
Speaker 1: to my knowledge, a single person worth less than a

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00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:29,560
Speaker 1: million dollars most or most are worth several times that.

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00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:33,280
Speaker 1: We do not have on this list a single person

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00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:36,920
Speaker 1: who currently resides outside of the DC New York City

814
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:41,480
Speaker 1: media bubble. I'm thrilled Trump is reopening the economy. I'm

815
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:45,880
Speaker 1: mortified by the absolute swamp creatures we've chosen to be

816
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:48,440
Speaker 1: on the council to do so. Yes, we need some

817
00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:51,040
Speaker 1: of these people on that list, but we need an

818
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:54,840
Speaker 1: outside the bubble voice. These are not outside the bubba voices.

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00:58:54,920 --> 00:59:00,280
Speaker 1: This defines inside the bubble. This tone deaf response has

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00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:52,120
Speaker 1: ah maddening. Joining us now poets attorney and writer. He's

821
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Speaker 1: got a great piece in National Review about the handshake.

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Speaker 1: Tyler Grant Tyler, first of all, what's what's wrong with

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Speaker 1: the handsh What are you talking about? Yeah, so good

824
01:00:03,960 --> 01:00:07,360
Speaker 1: to be back with you. I'd written a piece, started

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01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:09,880
Speaker 1: thinking about it after Trump and doctor Fauci had been

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Speaker 1: doing pressers where it basically kept repeating the fact that,

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Speaker 1: you know, I wasn't a handshaker before I was a politician,

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01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:20,479
Speaker 1: and now I've had to hand stright now and people

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Speaker 1: are telling me how to shake hands anymore, and maybe

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01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:25,240
Speaker 1: that's a good thing, and maybe to handshake it his

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Speaker 1: dead and doctor found she said, you know, I don't

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01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:29,680
Speaker 1: think that we'll ever shaid hands again. And so I

833
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:31,880
Speaker 1: got thinking about it. I was in Grand Central right

834
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:36,320
Speaker 1: before you know, everything went to just absolute chaos, and

835
01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:38,960
Speaker 1: I ran into the managing the hiring partner at my

836
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:42,360
Speaker 1: previous law firm, and he kind of was he kind

837
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Speaker 1: of did this too little dance thing like I guess

838
01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:45,960
Speaker 1: we're not supposed to shake hands, and like bombed elbows,

839
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:48,600
Speaker 1: and I got thinking about this idea for National Review

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Speaker 1: and Senatome I actually saw yesterday. Steve Forbes retweeted it

841
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:55,400
Speaker 1: out so that was kind of cool to see. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think we're entering a time where people are not

843
01:00:57,960 --> 01:01:02,040
Speaker 1: going to be eager to you know, choke hanes or

844
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:04,160
Speaker 1: touch different things. And some of that's gonna be good

845
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:06,480
Speaker 1: and hygienic, and other parts of it we do lose

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01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:09,800
Speaker 1: that human element of shaking hands that I think we're

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01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:12,400
Speaker 1: gonna be looking back on and it might be something

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01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:15,120
Speaker 1: that we're gonna miss and think about. Do you think

849
01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:18,680
Speaker 1: it's gone really for good? Or is this just the

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Speaker 1: time period where people are going to be hesitant about

851
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Speaker 1: it but they're going to bring it back. Is it's

852
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Speaker 1: so hard to change cultural norms? And I'll tell you, man,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I know it sounds ridiculous, I think it's

854
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Speaker 1: extremely important. In fact, you can tell a lot about

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Speaker 1: a man. Buy a handshake, if he's got one of

856
01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:37,520
Speaker 1: those limp wristed, deadfish handshakes, that tells you a lot

857
01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:41,840
Speaker 1: about him. Percent, you know, I think, so everything about

858
01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:43,280
Speaker 1: this a lot, you know. You know, I've talked about

859
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Speaker 1: this before about what sort of you know, economic, sociological,

860
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Speaker 1: cultural realignment that is going to occur after this, and

861
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Speaker 1: I think that there's going to be a lot. I

862
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:57,800
Speaker 1: think that people moving business remotely. I think it's going

863
01:01:57,840 --> 01:02:00,160
Speaker 1: to be something that becomes permanent for a lot of jobs.

864
01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:03,480
Speaker 1: I think the ideas this whole company concepts like we work,

865
01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:06,040
Speaker 1: that that's just gonna go in. No one's gonna want

866
01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:07,800
Speaker 1: to do that anymore. No one's gonna want to participate

867
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Speaker 1: in a business that's like that. I think it's going

868
01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:11,360
Speaker 1: to see a lot where they're they're gonna be different

869
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:15,200
Speaker 1: rules for elites than there are for the regular and regular. Focus.

870
01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:18,000
Speaker 1: All these people that were able to shield themselves behind

871
01:02:18,080 --> 01:02:21,560
Speaker 1: these goats and walls on Long Island or in La

872
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:26,200
Speaker 1: or whatever I mean there they're quarantine. Impact has been

873
01:02:26,320 --> 01:02:28,840
Speaker 1: much much less than the average person who's had to

874
01:02:28,840 --> 01:02:32,440
Speaker 1: make some serious sacrifices, whether that was a job, income,

875
01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:36,360
Speaker 1: you know, food choices, babysitting choices, trying to keep their

876
01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:39,120
Speaker 1: kids you know educated, you know. I mean these guys

877
01:02:39,160 --> 01:02:41,160
Speaker 1: phoning in private tutors and all this kind of stuff.

878
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:43,440
Speaker 1: I mean, those are some realignments. They're going to actually

879
01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:45,800
Speaker 1: have long term impact. And I think that what we

880
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:50,600
Speaker 1: will see is until until we do have a vaccine

881
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:54,200
Speaker 1: and people feel confident that that vaccine is working in effectives,

882
01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:57,919
Speaker 1: I would be shocked if some of these elites ever

883
01:02:57,960 --> 01:03:00,600
Speaker 1: come back into New York City, for example, to pursue

884
01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:02,960
Speaker 1: their jobs or whatever. Anybody that's over fifty, for sure,

885
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:05,640
Speaker 1: why would they risk If they have millions of millions

886
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:08,440
Speaker 1: of dollars, we can stay out and all the various

887
01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:11,720
Speaker 1: locations do not have to risk any type of disease,

888
01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:13,040
Speaker 1: while the rest of us want have to get back

889
01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:15,640
Speaker 1: to work to make the economy function again after it's

890
01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:17,640
Speaker 1: been at a dead stop and kind of going in

891
01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:21,760
Speaker 1: reverse for a while. Tyler, you've always been all over

892
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:25,480
Speaker 1: the China angle of really everything, a long time before

893
01:03:25,480 --> 01:03:27,200
Speaker 1: this virus ever hit. You and I were on the

894
01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:29,560
Speaker 1: radio talking about China. It's just one of those things

895
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Speaker 1: you focus on, and I'm glad you do. I am worried,

896
01:03:33,520 --> 01:03:35,200
Speaker 1: and I hope I'm wrong. I hope you're about to

897
01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:38,600
Speaker 1: tell me I'm wrong. I am extremely worried that we

898
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:41,840
Speaker 1: get through this and everything goes back to the way

899
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Speaker 1: it was that companies can't say no to that cheap

900
01:03:45,160 --> 01:03:48,680
Speaker 1: Chinese slave labor, that countries like ours in Europe and

901
01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:52,200
Speaker 1: around the world they can't say no to cheap Chinese goods,

902
01:03:52,520 --> 01:03:55,760
Speaker 1: and we all go back to in a roundabout way

903
01:03:55,960 --> 01:04:00,520
Speaker 1: funding our enemy and somebody who hurts us routinely on purpose?

904
01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:04,800
Speaker 1: Am I crazy? So I think that it's actually and

905
01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:07,600
Speaker 1: it's an interesting question on a couple of different levels.

906
01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:09,800
Speaker 1: The first is which you see now the countries that

907
01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:13,800
Speaker 1: recognize that they don't have this weird social justice warrior

908
01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:17,240
Speaker 1: needing to not be offensive kind of nonsense, where you know,

909
01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:19,320
Speaker 1: we had a whole several minutes I going about the

910
01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:22,640
Speaker 1: Wuhan virus versus the Chinese virus versus the coronavirus. I

911
01:04:22,640 --> 01:04:25,080
Speaker 1: mean as ridiculous. Other countries did not have that debate.

912
01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:27,720
Speaker 1: Depend it spent a ton of money to try to

913
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Speaker 1: get some of its Japanese manufacturers back to Japan versus

914
01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:33,920
Speaker 1: being in China because they recognize read and they recognize

915
01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:37,480
Speaker 1: the coupling that existed is extremely problematic from a national

916
01:04:37,520 --> 01:04:40,920
Speaker 1: security perspective. So I think in two different levels, if

917
01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:45,160
Speaker 1: Trump wins, there will one hundred percent be repercussions for

918
01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:49,240
Speaker 1: this that destroy the economy. If Biden wins and established

919
01:04:49,280 --> 01:04:54,280
Speaker 1: Democrats win, I think that you'll see some sort of soft,

920
01:04:55,080 --> 01:05:00,160
Speaker 1: you know, resurgence of Chinese manufacturing and US recoupling from

921
01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:03,280
Speaker 1: all of the relationship and the company that's taken place

922
01:05:03,440 --> 01:05:06,400
Speaker 1: over the Trump administration from the trade war. I think

923
01:05:06,840 --> 01:05:09,560
Speaker 1: in an interest in national security, we would be absolutely

924
01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:13,880
Speaker 1: insane not to take extreme measures. Already we should have

925
01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:15,160
Speaker 1: been doing this in the first place. I mean, if

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Speaker 1: you look at their relationship with Africa, if you look

927
01:05:18,120 --> 01:05:20,240
Speaker 1: at the relationship with it is the Belton Road initiative.

928
01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:22,160
Speaker 1: The things, the things that the Chinese do in order

929
01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:27,480
Speaker 1: to leverage their economic enemies are insane. I mean, there's

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01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:30,040
Speaker 1: there's cables that have been released over these the week

931
01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:33,280
Speaker 1: because they've recognized that the US having an aircraft carrier

932
01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:35,600
Speaker 1: down basically because of the coronavirus has allowed them to

933
01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:37,040
Speaker 1: kind of show their teeth a little bit in the

934
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Speaker 1: South China. See, I mean, these aren't These aren't are buddies.

935
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Speaker 1: Like every every relationship that they had since coronavirus, they've

936
01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:47,320
Speaker 1: tried to exploit and create longer term economic benefit from

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01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:50,360
Speaker 1: What what is this road initiative you talked about? What

938
01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:53,200
Speaker 1: does this explain this to people? Yeah? So the Bone

939
01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:55,800
Speaker 1: Road initiative is an idea that was launched machine you

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01:05:55,840 --> 01:05:58,800
Speaker 1: can paying in kind of his his Phase three. I

941
01:05:58,840 --> 01:06:02,400
Speaker 1: forget exactly what he calls it. But it's it's basically

942
01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:07,840
Speaker 1: an infrastructural revolution where he wants to make supply chains

943
01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:11,640
Speaker 1: that all roads lead back to China, basically kind of

944
01:06:11,680 --> 01:06:14,520
Speaker 1: a Middle Kingdom style idea, because you know, she's being

945
01:06:14,880 --> 01:06:18,360
Speaker 1: views himself as a you know, he is the authoritarian

946
01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:20,720
Speaker 1: for life in China, and he views himself as being

947
01:06:20,760 --> 01:06:23,760
Speaker 1: one of the great leaders of Chinese history that's going

948
01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:27,960
Speaker 1: to lead them into this like Chinese centric century. Going

949
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:29,800
Speaker 1: forward to the Belton Road initiative is sort of a

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01:06:29,880 --> 01:06:34,920
Speaker 1: multifaceted approach from an infrastructure perspective, where they build roads, bridges,

951
01:06:35,880 --> 01:06:40,960
Speaker 1: supply lines, maritime relationships, ports all across the world with

952
01:06:41,120 --> 01:06:44,880
Speaker 1: exclusive relationships with the Chinese. So what they've done in

953
01:06:44,920 --> 01:06:48,760
Speaker 1: Africa is that created all these different huge roads bulldos

954
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Speaker 1: through like Mozambi, parts of Sub Saharan Africa to get

955
01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:55,760
Speaker 1: different resources that exclusively serve the Chinese. And they get

956
01:06:55,800 --> 01:06:57,960
Speaker 1: the you know, they send Chinese labor down there, they

957
01:06:58,000 --> 01:06:59,800
Speaker 1: get the resources, they send it's China. They produced all

958
01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:02,880
Speaker 1: the materials and things that they sell to the world.

959
01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:05,320
Speaker 1: Same thing port wise, I mean you saw there. There's

960
01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:08,320
Speaker 1: a whole litigation going on right now from for like

961
01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:11,480
Speaker 1: a Sri Lanka port where they created a highly leveraged

962
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:15,560
Speaker 1: situation in order to seize a Sri lank import And

963
01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:18,040
Speaker 1: that's kind of battling a little bit right now because

964
01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:21,000
Speaker 1: they want to essentially have just little holes that are

965
01:07:21,040 --> 01:07:23,160
Speaker 1: all the different parts of the world that they can

966
01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:26,240
Speaker 1: have those relationships and it furthers their economy faster than

967
01:07:26,280 --> 01:07:31,240
Speaker 1: the rest of the world. What is what's the end goal?

968
01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:34,200
Speaker 1: If Trump gets these four more years and you said

969
01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:38,080
Speaker 1: he can hurt them, what can he actually do to them?

970
01:07:38,240 --> 01:07:41,880
Speaker 1: Separate from Congress, because I'm worried about obviously at the

971
01:07:41,920 --> 01:07:44,280
Speaker 1: same thing everyone else is worried about roadblocks being thrown

972
01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:47,280
Speaker 1: up there. What can he do? Yeah, I mean, I

973
01:07:47,280 --> 01:07:51,000
Speaker 1: think it's I think the argument is really what we've

974
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:54,040
Speaker 1: talked about in our prior calls, which is the fact

975
01:07:54,080 --> 01:07:57,400
Speaker 1: that you have to create a compelling reason for American

976
01:07:57,440 --> 01:08:00,680
Speaker 1: companies to realize that investing in the United States is

977
01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:04,200
Speaker 1: ultimately going to be long term beneficial. Number one, and

978
01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:09,760
Speaker 1: number two that creating US based companies where we're not

979
01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:15,400
Speaker 1: um offshoring all of our resources, our manufacturing capabilities, all

980
01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:18,280
Speaker 1: of our jobs. But that's a national security problem that

981
01:08:18,360 --> 01:08:21,280
Speaker 1: American companies can solve by simply just saying no to

982
01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:24,000
Speaker 1: these ridiculous demands. I think the easiest example is the

983
01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:27,240
Speaker 1: NBA when they say, oh, hey, you know, don't don't

984
01:08:27,280 --> 01:08:30,479
Speaker 1: criticize the you know, our our treatment of Hong Kong,

985
01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:33,479
Speaker 1: and the NBA just said, we're you know, we're we

986
01:08:33,520 --> 01:08:35,880
Speaker 1: won't say anything or zip it on up no, because

987
01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:39,600
Speaker 1: we don't want are they going to do? Tyler Grant Attorney.

988
01:08:39,760 --> 01:08:44,080
Speaker 1: Go read his Handshake article. It's outstanding at National Review. Tyler,

989
01:08:44,080 --> 01:08:46,080
Speaker 1: I appreciate you giving us some wisdom to day my man.

990
01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:52,040
Speaker 1: All right, thanks so to see you good. That was

991
01:08:52,120 --> 01:08:54,760
Speaker 1: smart stuff, Chris, not just for me for once. Either.

992
01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:37,519
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show, you're welcome. I

993
01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:44,160
Speaker 1: have to use the bathroom and I need to clarify

994
01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:50,080
Speaker 1: a couple of things. Obviously everybody heard my Thailand dysentery

995
01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:52,519
Speaker 1: story the other day, so you have a brief window

996
01:09:53,400 --> 01:09:57,679
Speaker 1: into my thinking now before you send me your emails,

997
01:09:57,680 --> 01:10:00,960
Speaker 1: and you're welcome to email me about anything. Always Jesse

998
01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:04,840
Speaker 1: at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. It's Jesse at Jesse

999
01:10:04,960 --> 01:10:08,240
Speaker 1: Kelly Show dot com. Again. I get so many I

1000
01:10:08,280 --> 01:10:11,280
Speaker 1: probably will not be able to respond. If you send it,

1001
01:10:11,439 --> 01:10:13,880
Speaker 1: I will read it. I read every email you can

1002
01:10:13,920 --> 01:10:16,559
Speaker 1: ask producer Chris, he gives me every single one of them.

1003
01:10:16,680 --> 01:10:20,559
Speaker 1: I read every email. I check them all out Jesse

1004
01:10:20,680 --> 01:10:24,040
Speaker 1: at Jesse Kelly show dot com. So again, don't be

1005
01:10:24,200 --> 01:10:27,000
Speaker 1: writing me though and calling me a big girl, because

1006
01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:30,120
Speaker 1: I'm not this huge germophoe. I'm not walking around right

1007
01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:34,960
Speaker 1: now with a mask on and gloves in a bodysuit. However,

1008
01:10:36,960 --> 01:10:41,080
Speaker 1: because so many people out there, not you, mind you,

1009
01:10:41,120 --> 01:10:45,040
Speaker 1: but so many people out there are disgusting savages. I

1010
01:10:45,160 --> 01:10:48,160
Speaker 1: do not like to use public restrooms. Now. I'm not

1011
01:10:48,200 --> 01:10:50,599
Speaker 1: talking about the urinal. I'm a dude, It's no big deal.

1012
01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:53,879
Speaker 1: I go use the urinal, I wash my hands with soap,

1013
01:10:55,640 --> 01:10:58,760
Speaker 1: I then leave the bathroom. I am talking about the

1014
01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:02,000
Speaker 1: other thing you have to do in the bathroom. Not

1015
01:11:02,120 --> 01:11:04,400
Speaker 1: the most comfortable subject, Chris. But we're an open book

1016
01:11:04,439 --> 01:11:10,680
Speaker 1: on this show, are we not. And I do not

1017
01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:13,599
Speaker 1: like doing it in public. It's not something I won't do,

1018
01:11:14,760 --> 01:11:20,679
Speaker 1: it's something I do not like doing. I have some

1019
01:11:20,840 --> 01:11:24,000
Speaker 1: certain techniques I use. When I say techniques, I mean

1020
01:11:24,040 --> 01:11:30,120
Speaker 1: I have certain locations that are almost always clean that

1021
01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:33,280
Speaker 1: it should an emergency arise, I will go to these locations.

1022
01:11:33,320 --> 01:11:37,519
Speaker 1: I've elaborated on the show before about that. Am I

1023
01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:40,000
Speaker 1: going to tell you no? Because I think I'm worried

1024
01:11:40,040 --> 01:11:42,840
Speaker 1: you're going to ruin those two So I'm not telling

1025
01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:45,559
Speaker 1: you about it. I'm keeping that to myself. Maybe one

1026
01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:48,960
Speaker 1: day I'll divulge that information. It ain't going to be today.

1027
01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:54,840
Speaker 1: But when I'm at work, I like to go to

1028
01:11:54,880 --> 01:11:57,720
Speaker 1: the other floors. You see, we are in this skyscraper

1029
01:11:57,800 --> 01:12:03,800
Speaker 1: here the iHeart studios in this absolute skyscraper, and you

1030
01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:08,040
Speaker 1: have to have a key to get to various floors

1031
01:12:08,040 --> 01:12:10,559
Speaker 1: in the building. So if you work on the third floor,

1032
01:12:10,600 --> 01:12:13,600
Speaker 1: you don't necessarily get access to the seventh floor or

1033
01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:18,360
Speaker 1: the twentieth floor, whatever it may be. Somebody, by the

1034
01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:23,000
Speaker 1: grace of God, screwed up when they programmed my key,

1035
01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:27,559
Speaker 1: and it gave me access to all the floors of

1036
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Speaker 1: the building. I am not supposed to have access to

1037
01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:33,519
Speaker 1: all the floors of the building. I do have access

1038
01:12:33,560 --> 01:12:35,680
Speaker 1: to all the floors of the building. And guess what,

1039
01:12:38,600 --> 01:12:42,320
Speaker 1: there are floors with virtually nobody on them, and the

1040
01:12:42,439 --> 01:12:50,080
Speaker 1: bathrooms are sparkling, absolutely sparkling. So if nature chooses to

1041
01:12:50,120 --> 01:12:54,360
Speaker 1: call while I'm here at work. I have options, or

1042
01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:57,640
Speaker 1: I should say I had options, and it was so glorious.

1043
01:12:57,680 --> 01:13:00,839
Speaker 1: I won't tell anybody what the floors aren't tell anybody

1044
01:13:00,880 --> 01:13:03,840
Speaker 1: how I get up there, But everybody else has to

1045
01:13:04,320 --> 01:13:06,920
Speaker 1: hump on down to the hall to the disgusting you know,

1046
01:13:07,080 --> 01:13:10,320
Speaker 1: radio students, and these radio people were such foul beasts.

1047
01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:12,639
Speaker 1: I realized it's the same in a lot of offices.

1048
01:13:12,680 --> 01:13:15,719
Speaker 1: But someone will throw out some five day old donuts

1049
01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:18,280
Speaker 1: in the kitchen and they're gone in five seconds, and

1050
01:13:18,479 --> 01:13:22,639
Speaker 1: the bathroom's filthy. It's just everything's filthy and gross. So

1051
01:13:22,720 --> 01:13:25,639
Speaker 1: I had my special floors where I could go up

1052
01:13:25,680 --> 01:13:31,360
Speaker 1: should the need arise. Because of this freaking coronavirus thing,

1053
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:35,519
Speaker 1: they have cut off my floors. Chris, I walked in

1054
01:13:35,640 --> 01:13:38,479
Speaker 1: yesterday and I do the little beep beep thing with

1055
01:13:38,560 --> 01:13:43,120
Speaker 1: my ticket, with my ticket, with my key. It's denying me.

1056
01:13:43,720 --> 01:13:47,000
Speaker 1: They have denied me access to my other floors. And

1057
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Speaker 1: the question is, obviously, I know this is coronavirus related.

1058
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Speaker 1: I'm sure the one or two companies on those floors

1059
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Speaker 1: have shut down, so they just locked down the floor.

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Speaker 1: When they turn them back on, is my key going

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Speaker 1: to give me access again to those floors, or did

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01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:07,120
Speaker 1: they discover me and cut me off? Because you know

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01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:10,360
Speaker 1: they track that stuff. You know, they track who's going where,

1064
01:14:10,360 --> 01:14:13,599
Speaker 1: because each key has this electronic symbol on it, an

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01:14:13,600 --> 01:14:16,559
Speaker 1: electronic label. Whatever I get in the elevator and swipe

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01:14:16,560 --> 01:14:21,639
Speaker 1: a key, they know. And so somebody out there has

1067
01:14:21,720 --> 01:14:23,799
Speaker 1: too much time on his hands. I'll tell you what happened.

1068
01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:27,200
Speaker 1: And he's going through the various security protocols of the building,

1069
01:14:27,920 --> 01:14:32,200
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden he sees Jesse Kelly radio host.

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01:14:33,120 --> 01:14:35,599
Speaker 1: What in the world is he doing for forty five

1071
01:14:35,640 --> 01:14:38,799
Speaker 1: minutes at a time on the fifteenth floor. What, Chris,

1072
01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:43,519
Speaker 1: what do you guys? Rush? I don't rush. That's why

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01:14:43,520 --> 01:14:45,559
Speaker 1: I won't go during the show. I'm not going during

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01:14:45,560 --> 01:14:49,000
Speaker 1: the break. If I go, I'm hunkering down for a while.

1075
01:14:49,400 --> 01:14:52,639
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get some prep work done. I'm hanging out

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01:14:52,680 --> 01:14:57,040
Speaker 1: for a bit. So either way, I've lost access to

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01:14:57,080 --> 01:15:03,520
Speaker 1: those other floors, which cause to me to think about Obviously,

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01:15:03,560 --> 01:15:07,679
Speaker 1: not the worst bathroom experience I've ever had, but one

1079
01:15:07,720 --> 01:15:10,200
Speaker 1: of the worst bathroom experiences I've ever had. Everybody heard

1080
01:15:10,200 --> 01:15:13,760
Speaker 1: the worst one. Everybody heard the Thailand dysentery story. I'm

1081
01:15:13,760 --> 01:15:15,840
Speaker 1: not going to relive that right now because I'd like

1082
01:15:15,880 --> 01:15:20,280
Speaker 1: to eat again today. But I had one just as

1083
01:15:20,280 --> 01:15:26,320
Speaker 1: bad in Denver's airport. Now, I'm actually not ripping on

1084
01:15:26,439 --> 01:15:30,320
Speaker 1: Denver or Denver's airport. I love Denver if you've never

1085
01:15:30,360 --> 01:15:35,960
Speaker 1: been highly recommended. It's like this gorgeous city surrounded by mountains,

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01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:39,960
Speaker 1: and it's pretty clean, and it's gotta looking like almost

1087
01:15:40,040 --> 01:15:43,680
Speaker 1: all beautiful places. It's gotten overrun by leftists now who

1088
01:15:43,680 --> 01:15:46,400
Speaker 1: are just crapping all over the place. But Denver's a

1089
01:15:46,439 --> 01:15:49,720
Speaker 1: sweet place, and for being a rocky mountain city, the

1090
01:15:49,760 --> 01:15:52,200
Speaker 1: weather is actually pretty balmy. It's not bad there, like

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01:15:52,280 --> 01:15:56,040
Speaker 1: Denver's just awesome. And I even like their airport, why

1092
01:15:56,120 --> 01:15:59,839
Speaker 1: because every airport is only as good as its food options. However,

1093
01:16:00,439 --> 01:16:03,880
Speaker 1: there at least was a fatal flaw with the Denver

1094
01:16:03,960 --> 01:16:09,559
Speaker 1: airport hang up. You know a lot of people go

1095
01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:12,679
Speaker 1: to college for seven years. I know they're called doctors.

1096
01:16:14,400 --> 01:16:32,879
Speaker 1: This is the Jesse Kelly Show. I don't like public restrooms.

1097
01:16:32,880 --> 01:16:36,439
Speaker 1: Everyone knows this. I just elaborated on that, and there

1098
01:16:36,600 --> 01:16:40,240
Speaker 1: is probably I don't know if you could pick a

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01:16:40,280 --> 01:16:43,920
Speaker 1: worse one besides maybe a bar or something. Chris that

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01:16:44,040 --> 01:16:47,559
Speaker 1: would be more disgusting than an airport restroom. And this

1101
01:16:47,640 --> 01:16:51,000
Speaker 1: is not coronavirus related. This is it's not that. I mean,

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01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:53,599
Speaker 1: I'm sure that's an added concern right now. I also

1103
01:16:53,680 --> 01:16:55,439
Speaker 1: don't want to go poop and then drown in my

1104
01:16:55,520 --> 01:16:58,120
Speaker 1: lung fluid. That doesn't sound like any fun at all.

1105
01:16:58,320 --> 01:17:02,679
Speaker 1: But air force airport bathrooms, just the amount of people

1106
01:17:02,720 --> 01:17:05,439
Speaker 1: going through there, and you know what it is. Even

1107
01:17:05,479 --> 01:17:09,320
Speaker 1: in your office bathroom, it doesn't get that bad because

1108
01:17:09,360 --> 01:17:11,680
Speaker 1: at least there's some connection. You know, I'm not going

1109
01:17:11,760 --> 01:17:14,120
Speaker 1: to have some dirt ball go in there and just

1110
01:17:15,080 --> 01:17:17,640
Speaker 1: trash the place because he knows he's got to go

1111
01:17:17,680 --> 01:17:19,720
Speaker 1: back there at some point in time that day. Most

1112
01:17:19,760 --> 01:17:23,240
Speaker 1: likely it's his. He has some relation to it. The

1113
01:17:23,360 --> 01:17:27,719
Speaker 1: airport bathroom is extra disgusting because you're going to touch

1114
01:17:27,760 --> 01:17:31,160
Speaker 1: that stall and you're very likely never going to touch

1115
01:17:31,200 --> 01:17:34,920
Speaker 1: it again. You probably won't ever enter that bathroom door again.

1116
01:17:35,439 --> 01:17:38,080
Speaker 1: And when people have that kind of freedom to do

1117
01:17:38,120 --> 01:17:41,400
Speaker 1: whatever they want, things go south quickly. Look at Vegas,

1118
01:17:43,520 --> 01:18:03,920
Speaker 1: which brings me to the Denver bathroom. Hang up, Jesse Kelly,

1119
01:18:14,800 --> 01:18:27,120
Speaker 1: this is a Jesse Kelly show. I roll into the

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01:18:27,160 --> 01:18:31,200
Speaker 1: Denver men's room. And as you know, it was a

1121
01:18:31,280 --> 01:18:39,799
Speaker 1: requirement I had to go. I sit down at the throne,

1122
01:18:40,680 --> 01:18:43,960
Speaker 1: and it happens to be one of the worst things

1123
01:18:44,080 --> 01:18:47,120
Speaker 1: ever invented in the history of mankind. What is that thing?

1124
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:53,080
Speaker 1: The motion sensor toilet to pair with the motion sensor

1125
01:18:53,600 --> 01:18:58,880
Speaker 1: hands free faucets, only, this motion sensor toilet had to

1126
01:19:00,080 --> 01:19:04,559
Speaker 1: gigantic flaws. Keep in mind, and this is gonna play

1127
01:19:04,560 --> 01:19:11,559
Speaker 1: a part in our story. I am grossed out just

1128
01:19:11,880 --> 01:19:15,960
Speaker 1: sitting there. I'm grossed out. Public resume, airport and is foul.

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01:19:16,040 --> 01:19:21,559
Speaker 1: Everything's gross. So knowing that, I mean, I I'm even

1130
01:19:21,600 --> 01:19:23,639
Speaker 1: doing that thing. This is kind of embarrassing. I sound

1131
01:19:23,680 --> 01:19:26,280
Speaker 1: like a germophobe freak. I'm even doing that thing where

1132
01:19:26,280 --> 01:19:27,920
Speaker 1: I don't breathe through my nose. Chris, you know what

1133
01:19:27,960 --> 01:19:29,880
Speaker 1: I'm talking about where you only breathe what where you

1134
01:19:29,960 --> 01:19:31,760
Speaker 1: kind of you don't plug your nose with your You

1135
01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:34,160
Speaker 1: don't know what I'm talking about. You don't plug your

1136
01:19:34,160 --> 01:19:41,920
Speaker 1: nose with your hands. You just breathe through your mouth anyway.

1137
01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:46,400
Speaker 1: So I get seated and there's a flaw. Two flaws

1138
01:19:46,439 --> 01:19:49,760
Speaker 1: with the toilet. One it's one of those toilets, and

1139
01:19:49,840 --> 01:19:52,160
Speaker 1: this just grosses you out even more for thinking about

1140
01:19:52,160 --> 01:19:56,800
Speaker 1: all your surroundings in there. One. The flush is apparently

1141
01:19:57,080 --> 01:20:03,799
Speaker 1: a little bit too powerful. In the flush pushes whatever

1142
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:08,200
Speaker 1: the water inside of the toilet, it splatters out of

1143
01:20:08,240 --> 01:20:13,880
Speaker 1: the toilet. That's flawed number one, which maybe you can

1144
01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:16,920
Speaker 1: live with, unless it was paired with flawed number two.

1145
01:20:18,600 --> 01:20:21,639
Speaker 1: Any emotion on this toilet, it's it's got some kind

1146
01:20:21,680 --> 01:20:24,320
Speaker 1: of malfunction in this one. Not where you stand up

1147
01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:34,679
Speaker 1: or sit down, any emotion whatsoever, any motion it flushes. Now.

1148
01:20:34,680 --> 01:20:38,720
Speaker 1: I want you to picture this situation as it was.

1149
01:20:39,840 --> 01:20:46,320
Speaker 1: I am seated on this toilet. I'm grossed out, I

1150
01:20:46,600 --> 01:20:51,679
Speaker 1: obviously because I'm not Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible, hanging

1151
01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:54,519
Speaker 1: down from the ceiling. I have to move. At some

1152
01:20:54,600 --> 01:21:02,160
Speaker 1: point the toilet boom flushes. It's now splattering me. I'm

1153
01:21:02,200 --> 01:21:08,479
Speaker 1: now borderline dry heaving in the toilet. I can't figure

1154
01:21:08,520 --> 01:21:11,400
Speaker 1: out what happened the first time. I'm almost wondering if

1155
01:21:11,439 --> 01:21:14,160
Speaker 1: I hit a button or something. What. I didn't do anything.

1156
01:21:14,200 --> 01:21:17,439
Speaker 1: I just kind of turned a little bit. And then

1157
01:21:17,479 --> 01:21:20,400
Speaker 1: I turn again and it happens again, and I figure out,

1158
01:21:21,320 --> 01:21:25,240
Speaker 1: oh no, this is going to flush and splatter me

1159
01:21:25,520 --> 01:21:31,120
Speaker 1: every single time I move. Only without going into too

1160
01:21:31,200 --> 01:21:35,679
Speaker 1: much detail here, I realized some of you are eating breakfast, lunch,

1161
01:21:35,720 --> 01:21:40,320
Speaker 1: or dinner. I obviously have to move to do some things.

1162
01:21:41,760 --> 01:21:48,559
Speaker 1: I can't remain motionless forever on the toilet, and so

1163
01:21:48,600 --> 01:21:53,080
Speaker 1: I try. First of all, I try, and this probably

1164
01:21:53,160 --> 01:21:56,519
Speaker 1: was a mistake. Initially, it was probably bad thinking. I

1165
01:21:56,640 --> 01:21:59,920
Speaker 1: try to move super fast, so maybe it won't pick

1166
01:22:00,080 --> 01:22:02,719
Speaker 1: it up. I try to do that thing quickly, flexes.

1167
01:22:03,120 --> 01:22:06,320
Speaker 1: I just reached to the right really fast. That does

1168
01:22:06,520 --> 01:22:12,200
Speaker 1: not work at all. I then decide, okay, I've got

1169
01:22:12,200 --> 01:22:14,679
Speaker 1: plenty of time before my flight. Keep in mind, I'm

1170
01:22:14,760 --> 01:22:18,320
Speaker 1: so grossed out now. It's not even hot in there,

1171
01:22:18,600 --> 01:22:22,320
Speaker 1: but I'm sweating. Now, I have sweat beating up on

1172
01:22:22,400 --> 01:22:27,439
Speaker 1: my forehead. I'm sweating. And then I decide, okay, what

1173
01:22:27,640 --> 01:22:35,160
Speaker 1: if I just go suber slow? Boom picks up on

1174
01:22:35,240 --> 01:22:43,559
Speaker 1: that too long story short, what I had to do

1175
01:22:44,640 --> 01:22:49,000
Speaker 1: was go ahead, bite the bullet on the flush, and

1176
01:22:49,040 --> 01:22:52,000
Speaker 1: then try to get all your motion out of the

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01:22:52,080 --> 01:22:56,000
Speaker 1: way in between while the flush was going on, before

1178
01:22:56,120 --> 01:23:01,280
Speaker 1: new one could start. I almost wanted to cry as

1179
01:23:01,320 --> 01:23:04,040
Speaker 1: I left that bathroom. I have never been that just

1180
01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:08,040
Speaker 1: emotionally broken in my entire life. It's not funny, Chris,

1181
01:23:08,080 --> 01:23:12,080
Speaker 1: it's disgusting. It's disgusting, it's you know what, We're gonna

1182
01:23:12,080 --> 01:23:14,320
Speaker 1: go back to talking about politics. I can't do this anymore.

1183
01:23:14,320 --> 01:23:16,840
Speaker 1: I'm reliving it now and now I'm gonna have PTSD.

1184
01:23:19,160 --> 01:23:23,920
Speaker 1: New data shows US companies are definitely leaving China. This

1185
01:23:24,040 --> 01:23:28,840
Speaker 1: is from Forbes dot Com. US companies are leaving China

1186
01:23:28,920 --> 01:23:32,200
Speaker 1: thanks to the trade war. They'll leave even more thanks

1187
01:23:32,200 --> 01:23:36,720
Speaker 1: to the pandemic. Global manufacturing consulting firm Kearney released its

1188
01:23:36,720 --> 01:23:41,080
Speaker 1: seventh annual Reshoring Index on Tuesday, showing what it called

1189
01:23:41,080 --> 01:23:44,760
Speaker 1: a dramatic reversal of a five year trend. As domestic

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01:23:44,880 --> 01:23:50,000
Speaker 1: US manufacturing in twenty nineteen commanded a significantly greater share

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01:23:50,400 --> 01:23:54,640
Speaker 1: versus fourteen Asian exporters tracked in the study. Manufacturing in

1192
01:23:55,280 --> 01:23:59,600
Speaker 1: imports from China, we're hardest hit last year. This is

1193
01:23:59,600 --> 01:24:06,080
Speaker 1: before coronavirus people. Last year saw companies actively rethinking their

1194
01:24:06,080 --> 01:24:10,920
Speaker 1: supply chain, either convincing their Chinese partners to relocate to

1195
01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:14,680
Speaker 1: Southeast Asia to avoid tariffs, or by opting out of

1196
01:24:14,800 --> 01:24:19,640
Speaker 1: sourcing from China altogether. What this actually means in the

1197
01:24:19,720 --> 01:24:23,040
Speaker 1: long run I'm extremely hopeful for it. I'll tell you

1198
01:24:23,080 --> 01:24:25,799
Speaker 1: that because, like you heard me say to Tyler earlier,

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01:24:26,960 --> 01:24:29,280
Speaker 1: I'm skeptical we're going to be able to do it.

1200
01:24:30,080 --> 01:24:32,960
Speaker 1: I'm skeptical we're going to be able to do what

1201
01:24:33,120 --> 01:24:35,360
Speaker 1: needs to be done to get out of China. And look,

1202
01:24:35,400 --> 01:24:37,960
Speaker 1: here's something nobody wants to talk about. Here's an angle

1203
01:24:38,000 --> 01:24:40,160
Speaker 1: to this. Nobody wants to talk about. But it's one

1204
01:24:40,240 --> 01:24:43,160
Speaker 1: hundred percent true, and you better find a way to

1205
01:24:43,200 --> 01:24:45,120
Speaker 1: deal with it. And I understand what I'm about to

1206
01:24:45,160 --> 01:24:46,719
Speaker 1: say is going to make a lot of you mad.

1207
01:24:51,640 --> 01:24:57,800
Speaker 1: We are never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever ever going

1208
01:24:57,880 --> 01:25:02,120
Speaker 1: to keep enough companies out of ch and bring enough

1209
01:25:02,200 --> 01:25:07,200
Speaker 1: manufacturing back here to be like we used to be

1210
01:25:08,640 --> 01:25:11,600
Speaker 1: when we have the labor laws that we have in

1211
01:25:11,640 --> 01:25:20,680
Speaker 1: the United States of America. I understand that sucks. I

1212
01:25:20,760 --> 01:25:23,760
Speaker 1: understand I have a big working man following a big

1213
01:25:23,840 --> 01:25:27,200
Speaker 1: union following. I get that. I'm not ripping on your union.

1214
01:25:28,160 --> 01:25:33,000
Speaker 1: But I'm telling you, if I am Jesse's steel company

1215
01:25:34,200 --> 01:25:36,880
Speaker 1: and I have to procure the materials, and I have

1216
01:25:36,920 --> 01:25:38,519
Speaker 1: to have a factory, and I have to, you know,

1217
01:25:38,640 --> 01:25:42,599
Speaker 1: churn out some steel, I have just like every other

1218
01:25:42,640 --> 01:25:45,360
Speaker 1: company in the world. I have a profit loss sheet,

1219
01:25:46,640 --> 01:25:50,439
Speaker 1: and when my profit loss sheet it's going on my

1220
01:25:50,520 --> 01:25:52,920
Speaker 1: profit loss sheet, it is going to break down for

1221
01:25:53,040 --> 01:25:56,560
Speaker 1: me the various costs and revenues that are coming in

1222
01:25:56,760 --> 01:26:00,839
Speaker 1: and going out of my business and everything. Angle profit

1223
01:26:00,960 --> 01:26:04,280
Speaker 1: law sheet to a man, has a labor cost on there.

1224
01:26:04,280 --> 01:26:07,559
Speaker 1: And I will tell you most of the time, most

1225
01:26:07,800 --> 01:26:11,040
Speaker 1: of the time, that is the number that sticks out

1226
01:26:11,120 --> 01:26:15,160
Speaker 1: at you, right in your face. I am not saying

1227
01:26:15,200 --> 01:26:17,679
Speaker 1: you don't deserve an honest day's wage for an honest

1228
01:26:17,680 --> 01:26:21,000
Speaker 1: stay's work. What I am saying is if I'm Jesse's

1229
01:26:21,040 --> 01:26:25,000
Speaker 1: Steel company and I'm staring at my profit laws sheet

1230
01:26:25,479 --> 01:26:29,480
Speaker 1: and my labor costs are one hundred thousand here in America,

1231
01:26:29,920 --> 01:26:32,640
Speaker 1: or i can move my factory to China and my

1232
01:26:32,760 --> 01:26:38,760
Speaker 1: labor costs become ten thousand, that is well, let's just

1233
01:26:38,840 --> 01:26:46,599
Speaker 1: be honest. That's inevitable, is what it is. Our environmental laws,

1234
01:26:47,600 --> 01:26:53,880
Speaker 1: our labor laws, our taxes, our regulations have driven up

1235
01:26:54,120 --> 01:26:56,960
Speaker 1: the cost of doing business here in America. And we

1236
01:26:57,000 --> 01:26:59,280
Speaker 1: don't like to talk about that one because it sounds

1237
01:26:59,320 --> 01:27:03,200
Speaker 1: anti work man, which everybody knows I'm not. And two

1238
01:27:03,640 --> 01:27:06,639
Speaker 1: because it's harder to wrap your arms around. It's not sexy, right,

1239
01:27:06,960 --> 01:27:09,640
Speaker 1: It's not sexy to talk about taxes and regulations and

1240
01:27:09,720 --> 01:27:11,400
Speaker 1: labor laws. And I don't do a lot of that.

1241
01:27:11,479 --> 01:27:12,720
Speaker 1: And I won't do a lot of it because I

1242
01:27:12,720 --> 01:27:16,240
Speaker 1: don't want your eyes to glaze over. But it's just

1243
01:27:16,280 --> 01:27:22,599
Speaker 1: a simple fact of the matter. If labor costs two three, four, five, six, seven, eight,

1244
01:27:22,720 --> 01:27:26,679
Speaker 1: nine ten times more here than it does somewhere else,

1245
01:27:28,080 --> 01:27:30,519
Speaker 1: well I have an obligation to my country, but I

1246
01:27:30,560 --> 01:27:34,599
Speaker 1: have an obligation to my business and my shareholders too.

1247
01:27:37,280 --> 01:27:55,200
Speaker 1: Maybe we'll address that problem one of these days. This

1248
01:27:55,560 --> 01:28:24,759
Speaker 1: is the Jessie Keilly Show. More than half of all

1249
01:28:24,840 --> 01:28:29,080
Speaker 1: of Earth's ocean life died off four hundred and forty

1250
01:28:29,120 --> 01:28:32,680
Speaker 1: four million years ago because it ran out of oxygen.

1251
01:28:32,760 --> 01:28:36,240
Speaker 1: A study shows, well, first of all, they have no

1252
01:28:36,320 --> 01:28:40,840
Speaker 1: freaking idea. Just stop making up random stuff. They've have

1253
01:28:41,000 --> 01:28:46,479
Speaker 1: no freaking idea at all. Second of all, how is

1254
01:28:46,479 --> 01:28:52,400
Speaker 1: that a bad thing? Have you seen the absolutely horrifying

1255
01:28:52,520 --> 01:28:55,920
Speaker 1: creatures in our ocean? The ones that are still there now?

1256
01:28:57,200 --> 01:29:02,240
Speaker 1: You know in sperm whales grow up Chris sperm whales

1257
01:29:02,720 --> 01:29:05,080
Speaker 1: they hunt in these giant squids, and you know how

1258
01:29:05,080 --> 01:29:08,240
Speaker 1: big giant squids get they're like as big as the squirts,

1259
01:29:08,920 --> 01:29:14,120
Speaker 1: the squirm rails the sperm whales, and sperm whales will

1260
01:29:14,200 --> 01:29:17,720
Speaker 1: suck in this gigantic bit of oxygen and they will

1261
01:29:17,840 --> 01:29:22,120
Speaker 1: swim down into the depths of the ocean and have

1262
01:29:22,360 --> 01:29:27,720
Speaker 1: these massive brawls with giant squids, like something out of

1263
01:29:27,760 --> 01:29:33,720
Speaker 1: a freaking Godzilla movie. I love the ocean. I enjoy it.

1264
01:29:33,800 --> 01:29:36,360
Speaker 1: I swim in it. I dive off boats into it.

1265
01:29:37,080 --> 01:29:42,439
Speaker 1: I snorkel, I scuba dive, I bodysurf. However, it is

1266
01:29:42,560 --> 01:29:47,640
Speaker 1: absolutely horrifying. It is absolutely horrifying. That's part of the

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Speaker 1: reason I love it. I have to tell you, it's

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Speaker 1: part of the reason I love it. What Chris, They're

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01:29:52,880 --> 01:29:57,880
Speaker 1: thirty three feet long. Gosh, that is horrifying. That's look,

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01:29:57,880 --> 01:29:59,240
Speaker 1: that's part of the reason I love it. It gets

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01:29:59,240 --> 01:30:02,200
Speaker 1: the old motor run, it gets the blood flow, and

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01:30:02,280 --> 01:30:04,800
Speaker 1: I'm scared to death of it. It's different. And I

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01:30:04,840 --> 01:30:07,599
Speaker 1: love these people. I have no idea why I'm talking

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01:30:07,600 --> 01:30:09,920
Speaker 1: about this. I love these people who say and it's

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01:30:09,960 --> 01:30:13,799
Speaker 1: always some you know, marine biologists or some shark expert.

1276
01:30:13,840 --> 01:30:17,400
Speaker 1: You'll be watching Shark Shark Week on Discovery Channel or whatever. Channel.

1277
01:30:17,400 --> 01:30:19,600
Speaker 1: It's on. I think it's a Discovery channel. You'll be

1278
01:30:19,640 --> 01:30:24,400
Speaker 1: watching Shark Week and it'll be, you know, an hour

1279
01:30:24,479 --> 01:30:29,160
Speaker 1: long episode of when tiger Sharks attack, and it'll be

1280
01:30:29,200 --> 01:30:32,000
Speaker 1: you know, well, well I've I lost both of my legs,

1281
01:30:32,040 --> 01:30:34,320
Speaker 1: and well I got to see my friend's head bitten

1282
01:30:34,360 --> 01:30:36,960
Speaker 1: off in front of me, and it's all these horrifying

1283
01:30:37,040 --> 01:30:39,160
Speaker 1: stories about it. There's blood in the water and there

1284
01:30:39,240 --> 01:30:41,320
Speaker 1: was screaming. It hurts so bad, and you're just sitting

1285
01:30:41,360 --> 01:30:45,400
Speaker 1: there with your jaw hanging open, thinking, Wow, that's the

1286
01:30:45,439 --> 01:30:48,519
Speaker 1: worst experience ever. And you know what you get. You

1287
01:30:48,600 --> 01:30:51,320
Speaker 1: always get. This marine biologist come on after that, and

1288
01:30:51,360 --> 01:30:53,759
Speaker 1: you know him right, and he says something like, look,

1289
01:30:54,880 --> 01:30:59,360
Speaker 1: it's just a case of mistaken identity. The shark thinks

1290
01:30:59,439 --> 01:31:02,800
Speaker 1: that the urfer is a seal, and that's why the

1291
01:31:02,840 --> 01:31:10,360
Speaker 1: shark attacked you. WHOA, yeah, what does that have to

1292
01:31:10,400 --> 01:31:15,240
Speaker 1: do with anything? What does that does the fact that

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01:31:15,320 --> 01:31:19,719
Speaker 1: it's an accident, Is that going to provide some sort

1294
01:31:19,720 --> 01:31:23,920
Speaker 1: of comfort? As the tiger shark's teeth are separating my

1295
01:31:24,000 --> 01:31:26,720
Speaker 1: upper torso from my lower torso, am I going to

1296
01:31:26,760 --> 01:31:29,240
Speaker 1: be drowning into the bottom of the ocean in my

1297
01:31:29,280 --> 01:31:32,000
Speaker 1: own blood and ocean water and say to myself, well,

1298
01:31:32,439 --> 01:31:35,400
Speaker 1: look he just screwed up. It's not a big deal.

1299
01:31:36,280 --> 01:31:39,120
Speaker 1: I did to hear themselves, it would be like saying, well,

1300
01:31:39,160 --> 01:31:41,960
Speaker 1: I mean somebody broke in my house tonight and killed

1301
01:31:41,960 --> 01:31:46,080
Speaker 1: me with an axe, and somebody standing by the bed saying, look,

1302
01:31:46,280 --> 01:31:49,160
Speaker 1: he just sleepwalks and does this, it's nothing to be

1303
01:31:49,240 --> 01:31:52,360
Speaker 1: afraid of. How does that help the situation at hand?

1304
01:31:53,320 --> 01:31:56,920
Speaker 1: If the animal, which is a gigantic eating machine can

1305
01:31:57,080 --> 01:32:00,200
Speaker 1: kill me and will kill me because he thinks I'm

1306
01:32:00,240 --> 01:32:03,519
Speaker 1: a seal, that's no comfort. I'm dead just the same.

1307
01:32:03,720 --> 01:32:06,640
Speaker 1: If anything gets more terrifying, I would almost rather he

1308
01:32:06,760 --> 01:32:10,800
Speaker 1: purposely be going after me. What he just thought I

1309
01:32:10,920 --> 01:32:12,680
Speaker 1: was a seal. I guess it's my day to go.

1310
01:32:13,680 --> 01:32:17,639
Speaker 1: That's no comfort at all. It's absolutely no comfort at all.

1311
01:32:18,600 --> 01:32:23,519
Speaker 1: The ocean's horrifying. Speaking of horrifying, we opened up today's

1312
01:32:23,560 --> 01:32:31,640
Speaker 1: show talking about the mysterious creepy Diatlov pass incident. D

1313
01:32:32,000 --> 01:32:36,439
Speaker 1: y A. T l Ov Diatlov Pass took place in

1314
01:32:36,560 --> 01:32:41,120
Speaker 1: nineteen fifty nine. If you missed the opening of today's show,

1315
01:32:43,520 --> 01:32:47,160
Speaker 1: you're going to want to hear it. The podcast is

1316
01:32:47,160 --> 01:32:49,960
Speaker 1: available of the entire show pretty close to after the show,

1317
01:32:50,000 --> 01:32:55,679
Speaker 1: I mean almost immediately after on Google, Spotify, I Heeart.

1318
01:32:55,880 --> 01:32:57,920
Speaker 1: It's an easy way to listen to it on iHeart

1319
01:32:58,200 --> 01:33:00,320
Speaker 1: Apple if that's your thing, you're an eye phone guy.

1320
01:33:00,360 --> 01:33:02,200
Speaker 1: It's all right there on the It's all right there

1321
01:33:02,240 --> 01:33:04,639
Speaker 1: in the palm of your hands. If you ever catch

1322
01:33:04,680 --> 01:33:07,160
Speaker 1: an opening, today's would be one of the ones you

1323
01:33:07,200 --> 01:33:14,160
Speaker 1: need to catch. But it's speaking of the mysterious thing danger.

1324
01:33:15,880 --> 01:33:20,519
Speaker 1: I like it to an extent. I like it, and

1325
01:33:20,560 --> 01:33:23,040
Speaker 1: I talked about when I was talking about the law

1326
01:33:23,160 --> 01:33:25,040
Speaker 1: passings and then the elk hunting thing. And let me

1327
01:33:25,040 --> 01:33:27,360
Speaker 1: explain what we used to do. And let me just

1328
01:33:27,439 --> 01:33:30,920
Speaker 1: tell you, for you city slickers out there, you need

1329
01:33:30,920 --> 01:33:33,559
Speaker 1: to get a guide, a professional guide, if you're ever

1330
01:33:33,600 --> 01:33:35,080
Speaker 1: going to try to do something like this. But we

1331
01:33:35,080 --> 01:33:39,400
Speaker 1: were extremely experienced, and there's something about the wilderness and

1332
01:33:39,479 --> 01:33:44,760
Speaker 1: the mountains that's great because it's remote and because it's dangerous.

1333
01:33:47,040 --> 01:33:49,439
Speaker 1: So what we would do is we'd find an area

1334
01:33:49,479 --> 01:33:51,760
Speaker 1: where we knew we were going to elk hunt later

1335
01:33:51,840 --> 01:33:55,000
Speaker 1: on that year when it became elk season, and we

1336
01:33:55,040 --> 01:33:57,639
Speaker 1: would pack a bunch of mules, because mules are best

1337
01:33:57,680 --> 01:34:00,000
Speaker 1: to pack. Giron we would pack a bunch of mules

1338
01:34:00,280 --> 01:34:06,080
Speaker 1: with all kinds of gear. We're talking food, toilet paper,

1339
01:34:06,680 --> 01:34:09,599
Speaker 1: all this stuff. We'd load them down and we hop

1340
01:34:09,600 --> 01:34:12,320
Speaker 1: on horses and you'd, you know, run the mule behind you,

1341
01:34:12,479 --> 01:34:14,320
Speaker 1: just like you see in the John Wayne movies. You'd

1342
01:34:14,360 --> 01:34:17,320
Speaker 1: run the mule behind you, and we would ride up

1343
01:34:17,360 --> 01:34:21,080
Speaker 1: into the mountains, and then we would bring shovels along.

1344
01:34:21,439 --> 01:34:24,439
Speaker 1: We actually dug out a professional toilet out there in

1345
01:34:24,479 --> 01:34:26,559
Speaker 1: the mountains. Chris I had to dig this big pit

1346
01:34:27,040 --> 01:34:29,599
Speaker 1: and then put these logs over the top of it,

1347
01:34:30,080 --> 01:34:33,559
Speaker 1: where we then screwed in an actual toilet seat, an

1348
01:34:33,560 --> 01:34:35,880
Speaker 1: actual toilet seat right there in the mountains. So would

1349
01:34:35,920 --> 01:34:37,679
Speaker 1: you add to you know, use the John You didn't

1350
01:34:37,720 --> 01:34:39,879
Speaker 1: have water splattering on you like in the Denver Airport.

1351
01:34:40,240 --> 01:34:43,559
Speaker 1: But and then we had these huge five gallon drums

1352
01:34:43,600 --> 01:34:46,599
Speaker 1: we brought along. And what we did was we dug

1353
01:34:46,640 --> 01:34:49,200
Speaker 1: these pits in the bottom of the in the ground,

1354
01:34:49,520 --> 01:34:52,120
Speaker 1: filled up these five gallon drums with you know, beeferoni

1355
01:34:52,160 --> 01:34:54,360
Speaker 1: and cans of beans and toilet paper and everything else,

1356
01:34:56,240 --> 01:34:58,840
Speaker 1: and then we rode out of the mountains. And four

1357
01:34:58,960 --> 01:35:02,040
Speaker 1: or five months later, season comes and you hop on

1358
01:35:02,120 --> 01:35:05,480
Speaker 1: your horses and again you pack the mules with perishables

1359
01:35:05,520 --> 01:35:08,160
Speaker 1: this time, and you ride up into the mountains to

1360
01:35:08,240 --> 01:35:14,679
Speaker 1: Elk Camp. It's awesome, but it's awesome because it's scary.

1361
01:35:14,880 --> 01:35:18,439
Speaker 1: You get up there and you're riding through the forest

1362
01:35:18,479 --> 01:35:24,800
Speaker 1: of Montana and there's nobody around in any direction for

1363
01:35:26,360 --> 01:35:32,800
Speaker 1: fifty miles one hundred miles, and you know, it is

1364
01:35:32,840 --> 01:35:34,880
Speaker 1: just a cool experience. Maybe it's because I'm such a

1365
01:35:34,960 --> 01:35:40,240
Speaker 1: history freak. You know that nobody has been here where

1366
01:35:40,280 --> 01:35:44,160
Speaker 1: you are for a long time. If ever, you know

1367
01:35:44,320 --> 01:35:48,760
Speaker 1: that if something goes really wrong here, you are screwed.

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01:35:50,560 --> 01:35:54,080
Speaker 1: And you also know you're all alone. You have your guys,

1369
01:35:54,120 --> 01:35:57,320
Speaker 1: you're with, you have your weapon. You let somebody know

1370
01:35:57,400 --> 01:35:59,599
Speaker 1: to come looking for you if you're smart, if you're

1371
01:35:59,640 --> 01:36:02,000
Speaker 1: not back in a few days. But you're all alone.

1372
01:36:02,240 --> 01:36:06,559
Speaker 1: And there's something Lewis and Clark feeling about that. Lewis,

1373
01:36:06,920 --> 01:36:08,840
Speaker 1: please tell me you know who Lewis and Clark archers

1374
01:36:08,880 --> 01:36:13,400
Speaker 1: All right, good. There's something about that feeling of hunkering

1375
01:36:13,479 --> 01:36:16,920
Speaker 1: down and you set up your tent, start a camp fire,

1376
01:36:18,439 --> 01:36:22,559
Speaker 1: and you're alone in the mountains. It's a cool feeling.

1377
01:36:23,200 --> 01:36:26,639
Speaker 1: Highly highly recommend that. And I have no earthly idea.

1378
01:36:26,680 --> 01:36:30,080
Speaker 1: How I get onto that? Now, allow me to shift

1379
01:36:30,120 --> 01:36:34,320
Speaker 1: gears for just a moment, and I'll probably play you

1380
01:36:34,439 --> 01:36:36,800
Speaker 1: this audio cut because I have an audio cut of this.

1381
01:36:38,040 --> 01:36:40,120
Speaker 1: I'll probably play it for you in the last segment.

1382
01:36:40,160 --> 01:36:42,519
Speaker 1: I don't want to do it right now. But there's

1383
01:36:42,520 --> 01:36:45,599
Speaker 1: a media guy, one of the various media contributors out there.

1384
01:36:45,640 --> 01:36:52,240
Speaker 1: He went on CNN and he essentially did, well, you

1385
01:36:52,360 --> 01:36:55,840
Speaker 1: deserve coronavirus if you voted for Trump. Kind of a thing.

1386
01:36:55,880 --> 01:36:57,920
Speaker 1: That wasn't what he said verbatim. I'll play you what

1387
01:36:57,960 --> 01:37:02,360
Speaker 1: he said verbatim in the end. And what's happened is

1388
01:37:04,880 --> 01:37:10,720
Speaker 1: have you ever known somebody bitter? Yeah? Have undoubtedly right,

1389
01:37:11,360 --> 01:37:18,200
Speaker 1: divorce dude, divorced woman, feminist, whatever form bitterness takes, you've

1390
01:37:18,240 --> 01:37:21,200
Speaker 1: known somebody in your life that's bitter. Maybe they even

1391
01:37:21,240 --> 01:37:24,639
Speaker 1: had any every reason to be just bitter, let themselves

1392
01:37:24,720 --> 01:37:27,240
Speaker 1: get stuck in that trap. Maybe you're bitter right now.

1393
01:37:30,320 --> 01:37:35,320
Speaker 1: Nothing destroys the clarity of your thinking like bitterness. Nothing does,

1394
01:37:36,040 --> 01:37:40,880
Speaker 1: and nothing is less appealing in another human being than bitterness.

1395
01:37:42,280 --> 01:38:11,439
Speaker 1: Hang on, well, we need some brains on this show now,

1396
01:38:11,479 --> 01:38:14,320
Speaker 1: So we are going to Marina Medven. She's the senior

1397
01:38:14,360 --> 01:38:17,559
Speaker 1: columnist at townhall dot com and a contributor to Ford

1398
01:38:18,200 --> 01:38:21,040
Speaker 1: and a trial attorney Marina. First of all, you and

1399
01:38:21,080 --> 01:38:25,080
Speaker 1: I have never had this conversation before. Why trial attorney

1400
01:38:25,160 --> 01:38:27,559
Speaker 1: when they are all kinds of other, different kinds of

1401
01:38:27,600 --> 01:38:29,400
Speaker 1: attorney you could be Do you just like to brawl

1402
01:38:29,400 --> 01:38:34,000
Speaker 1: it out or what? Actually, yes, that's more fun. That's

1403
01:38:34,040 --> 01:38:39,599
Speaker 1: the least surprising thing I've ever heard. Now, what kind

1404
01:38:39,600 --> 01:38:42,800
Speaker 1: of cases, Like I don't understand the law field at all.

1405
01:38:42,840 --> 01:38:45,599
Speaker 1: What kind of cases do you take? Do you refuse them?

1406
01:38:45,600 --> 01:38:49,960
Speaker 1: Do you take everybody? What? Well, you can't take everyone

1407
01:38:50,080 --> 01:38:52,959
Speaker 1: because you have to actually budget your time for clients.

1408
01:38:53,280 --> 01:38:57,880
Speaker 1: But I particularly do criminal defense. Oh that's good because

1409
01:38:57,920 --> 01:39:00,160
Speaker 1: I'm probably gonna need one of those soon. What. What

1410
01:39:01,000 --> 01:39:05,920
Speaker 1: How does one drinking a lot during your coronavirus quarantine? Yes? Yes, yoh, yeah,

1411
01:39:05,960 --> 01:39:07,720
Speaker 1: you know. I make it a habit to break as

1412
01:39:07,760 --> 01:39:10,160
Speaker 1: many laws as humanly possible. You know, As speaking of

1413
01:39:10,200 --> 01:39:15,320
Speaker 1: the quarantines, how are you dealing with the education of

1414
01:39:15,360 --> 01:39:18,280
Speaker 1: the kids during this time? Because I will tell you,

1415
01:39:18,560 --> 01:39:21,439
Speaker 1: I understand there are a million other factors going on

1416
01:39:21,560 --> 01:39:24,240
Speaker 1: out there right now, but people are not talking enough

1417
01:39:24,280 --> 01:39:27,599
Speaker 1: about the stress at home that parents are going through

1418
01:39:27,720 --> 01:39:33,000
Speaker 1: figuring out how to you know, do algebra again. Well,

1419
01:39:33,040 --> 01:39:36,679
Speaker 1: I've actually invested quite a bit of time and educating

1420
01:39:36,720 --> 01:39:39,719
Speaker 1: myself on how to educate my daughter. So I've spent

1421
01:39:40,000 --> 01:39:42,120
Speaker 1: quite a bit of time already leading up to this

1422
01:39:42,280 --> 01:39:46,439
Speaker 1: working with her on every possible subject, just because my

1423
01:39:46,520 --> 01:39:50,519
Speaker 1: school was very weak in everything, and so for me,

1424
01:39:50,920 --> 01:39:53,360
Speaker 1: I was prepared just because I've done this before. But

1425
01:39:53,439 --> 01:39:56,599
Speaker 1: I know other parents are struggling because number one, they

1426
01:39:56,600 --> 01:39:59,080
Speaker 1: don't have the time, they're still working from home, and

1427
01:39:59,160 --> 01:40:02,240
Speaker 1: number two, they're not used to teaching. It's a different

1428
01:40:02,240 --> 01:40:04,400
Speaker 1: methodology than what you're used to in whatever field you

1429
01:40:04,600 --> 01:40:07,400
Speaker 1: are in, and so a lot of parents are running

1430
01:40:07,400 --> 01:40:10,080
Speaker 1: into those issues. But I leave this, you know, at

1431
01:40:10,120 --> 01:40:12,960
Speaker 1: the minimum and looking at the bright side, at least

1432
01:40:13,000 --> 01:40:15,840
Speaker 1: your kid is not being brainwashed at school anymore. I mean,

1433
01:40:15,880 --> 01:40:19,000
Speaker 1: the amount of time these teachers put into telling your

1434
01:40:19,080 --> 01:40:22,679
Speaker 1: kid that they're born racist and all these other things,

1435
01:40:22,680 --> 01:40:25,600
Speaker 1: and that only Marxism can save the world. You know,

1436
01:40:25,680 --> 01:40:29,200
Speaker 1: at least you're not getting that that is effective. What

1437
01:40:29,439 --> 01:40:32,400
Speaker 1: is your overall take on how we as a nation

1438
01:40:32,520 --> 01:40:35,800
Speaker 1: have handled this entire thing? Are you mortified by it?

1439
01:40:35,840 --> 01:40:37,479
Speaker 1: Like I am? Or you throw. Do you think it

1440
01:40:37,520 --> 01:40:41,120
Speaker 1: was necessary where you could fall down on all this? Well?

1441
01:40:42,200 --> 01:40:45,479
Speaker 1: Both in everything. I'm confused, all right. So when this

1442
01:40:45,680 --> 01:40:49,240
Speaker 1: first happened and I saw how Trump was reacting, I

1443
01:40:49,360 --> 01:40:51,800
Speaker 1: look back at Israel and I realized that everything they

1444
01:40:51,880 --> 01:40:55,040
Speaker 1: were doing, we did after them, So they'll do something

1445
01:40:55,080 --> 01:40:59,000
Speaker 1: extreme we copy. And I realized that, all right, Israel,

1446
01:40:59,040 --> 01:41:03,000
Speaker 1: I'm thinking to myself, they are intelligent, They're says that

1447
01:41:03,160 --> 01:41:08,000
Speaker 1: basically what they do is counter terrorism, right, so maybe

1448
01:41:08,120 --> 01:41:11,320
Speaker 1: there's something we don't know. Maybe there's something else to

1449
01:41:11,479 --> 01:41:14,200
Speaker 1: this that it's not just a sickness, it's something else,

1450
01:41:14,479 --> 01:41:16,679
Speaker 1: something from a lab, but it's more dangerous. There's something

1451
01:41:16,720 --> 01:41:19,120
Speaker 1: we don't know. And so I kept an open mind.

1452
01:41:19,800 --> 01:41:23,000
Speaker 1: But when the data started flowing in and the percentage

1453
01:41:23,040 --> 01:41:25,080
Speaker 1: is kept going down and down and down, once we

1454
01:41:25,200 --> 01:41:28,599
Speaker 1: realized that, wait a minute, this is not as serious.

1455
01:41:28,600 --> 01:41:31,839
Speaker 1: This is not like a sixty percent death rate, black

1456
01:41:31,880 --> 01:41:35,720
Speaker 1: plague pandemic, it's not that at all. The numbers that

1457
01:41:35,800 --> 01:41:38,080
Speaker 1: are coming out right now are showing this is probably

1458
01:41:38,160 --> 01:41:42,479
Speaker 1: going to be about a zero point four percent death rate. No, yes,

1459
01:41:42,520 --> 01:41:45,640
Speaker 1: that's hi. Those are human lives. But that's something you

1460
01:41:45,720 --> 01:41:47,519
Speaker 1: shut down a country for it. This is not a

1461
01:41:47,560 --> 01:41:51,719
Speaker 1: black plague. The amount of economic damage that is resulting

1462
01:41:51,760 --> 01:41:55,840
Speaker 1: from all this is shocking. It's astounding, and nobody cares

1463
01:41:55,880 --> 01:41:59,879
Speaker 1: about these businesses. People are pretending to care, but realistic

1464
01:42:00,160 --> 01:42:03,919
Speaker 1: they don't. I keep seeing people tweeting and on Facebook

1465
01:42:03,960 --> 01:42:07,360
Speaker 1: saying things like stay home, stay home, as if everyone

1466
01:42:07,400 --> 01:42:10,120
Speaker 1: has this economic advantage to just not work and just

1467
01:42:10,280 --> 01:42:14,800
Speaker 1: to rest any great. We don't have that opportunity. There's

1468
01:42:14,880 --> 01:42:16,960
Speaker 1: people out there who need to work for a living

1469
01:42:17,160 --> 01:42:20,479
Speaker 1: and make ends and meet and this idea that oh, well,

1470
01:42:20,640 --> 01:42:23,120
Speaker 1: maybe their rent will be due and this and that

1471
01:42:23,760 --> 01:42:27,519
Speaker 1: those are fairy tales. Landlords want their rent. People have

1472
01:42:27,640 --> 01:42:30,599
Speaker 1: to pay for their lifestyle, for their food, for their

1473
01:42:30,640 --> 01:42:34,080
Speaker 1: lifestyle wipes if they can find them. How did we

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Speaker 1: get here? As far as the disconnect goes, I have

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01:42:38,000 --> 01:42:41,519
Speaker 1: argued endlessly that this is a bubble problem. This is

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01:42:41,560 --> 01:42:46,200
Speaker 1: a DC New York City corridor bubble problem. And that's

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Speaker 1: why all the people with opinions and platforms for the

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Speaker 1: most part come from there. The policymakers come from there,

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Speaker 1: and they're so disconnected with the rest of the country

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Speaker 1: that that's why you see this massive gap between what

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Speaker 1: politicians say, and what normal people say is that it

1482
01:43:03,479 --> 01:43:05,840
Speaker 1: is it more complicated, is it more simple? What is it?

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Speaker 1: I think different people are seeing different things. So first

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01:43:10,800 --> 01:43:15,480
Speaker 1: of all, everyone is afraid, and people are scared into compliance.

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Speaker 1: And so I think the politicians are hearing from their

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Speaker 1: constituents that, yes, do what you need to do, save

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01:43:21,320 --> 01:43:25,680
Speaker 1: me because I'm afraid. And everyone is being uniformly misinformed.

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Speaker 1: And this is the biggest problem. So I think what

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01:43:27,840 --> 01:43:30,120
Speaker 1: you're seeing is you're seeing a group of people who

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Speaker 1: want to educate themselves, who independently seek out information, and

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Speaker 1: that's going to be your listener group. So people who

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01:43:36,520 --> 01:43:39,560
Speaker 1: listen to you and people who want to learn independent

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01:43:39,720 --> 01:43:43,320
Speaker 1: of general media or whatever the government's telling them. They're

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01:43:43,320 --> 01:43:45,880
Speaker 1: going to say and questions all of this, and they're

1495
01:43:45,880 --> 01:43:48,760
Speaker 1: going to say, this is insane, there's something off. The

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01:43:48,840 --> 01:43:51,280
Speaker 1: numbers aren't adding up, this doesn't make sense. This is

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01:43:51,320 --> 01:43:56,040
Speaker 1: an irrational response. It's not congruent what's going on. But

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Speaker 1: I don't know that that's the majority of Americans. I mean,

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Speaker 1: as a nation, vote for what percentage of us vote

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Speaker 1: for Hillary Clinton? And for politicians that are not ever

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Speaker 1: going to be in your best interests. As an American

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01:44:12,800 --> 01:44:16,120
Speaker 1: so they're making rational decisions as this. I mean, I

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01:44:16,160 --> 01:44:19,320
Speaker 1: don't expect majority of conservatives to make rational decisions out there.

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01:44:19,360 --> 01:44:21,400
Speaker 1: I think a lot of time people who vote conservatives

1505
01:44:21,400 --> 01:44:25,040
Speaker 1: don't vote for the right reason. So I think there's

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01:44:25,160 --> 01:44:28,519
Speaker 1: a lot of disconnect between all the different political groups

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01:44:28,520 --> 01:44:30,880
Speaker 1: of people and Americans as a whole as to what

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Speaker 1: to do, who to listen to, and how to get

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01:44:35,240 --> 01:44:38,080
Speaker 1: up from under your own fear, because at the end

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Speaker 1: of the day, people are being terrified into compliance, and

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01:44:40,840 --> 01:44:43,320
Speaker 1: you're just saying, yes, I'll stay home, I'll take the risks,

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01:44:43,320 --> 01:44:45,320
Speaker 1: and I won't worry about what's going to happen in

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Speaker 1: two months when I come out and there are no

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01:44:47,439 --> 01:44:51,719
Speaker 1: jobs left because all businesses had to go out of business.

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Speaker 1: Let me ask you something, Is this legal? I have

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Speaker 1: to be honest. I see a mayor pointing at this

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01:44:59,600 --> 01:45:02,120
Speaker 1: business in that business and saying, you will close. I

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01:45:02,200 --> 01:45:05,320
Speaker 1: see a governor deciding you will close. Oh, grocery stores,

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01:45:05,320 --> 01:45:08,120
Speaker 1: Oh you're allowed to open, but you can't sell mosquito

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01:45:08,200 --> 01:45:13,040
Speaker 1: repellent or garden seeds. And honestly, beyond necessary, not necessary,

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01:45:13,120 --> 01:45:15,880
Speaker 1: like it or hated. I've thought to myself several times

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Speaker 1: there's no way that can be legal. They don't have

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Speaker 1: the authority to do that, or am I wrong? And

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Speaker 1: they do. Every state gives themselves certain authority in emergencies,

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Speaker 1: and when there is an emergency in Trump is declaring

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Speaker 1: an emergency in all of these states, or we've got

1527
01:45:32,840 --> 01:45:36,679
Speaker 1: fifty states declared emergency. So you've got the federal government

1528
01:45:36,720 --> 01:45:40,880
Speaker 1: declaring an emergency, you've got the local government's responding that way.

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01:45:40,880 --> 01:45:43,400
Speaker 1: And they're saying this is a pandemic, which means they

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01:45:43,400 --> 01:45:48,120
Speaker 1: have broad authority over keeping people indoors. When it comes

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01:45:48,120 --> 01:45:51,679
Speaker 1: to closing down businesses, if they're saying the reason why

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01:45:52,040 --> 01:45:57,080
Speaker 1: is because we want to protect health and safety. Depending

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Speaker 1: on the state, they probably have that authority, depend and

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01:46:00,200 --> 01:46:02,519
Speaker 1: how they articulated. But they're saying, well, look we don't

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01:46:02,560 --> 01:46:05,800
Speaker 1: want people going in. We're protecting people. The question isn't

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01:46:05,840 --> 01:46:07,879
Speaker 1: so much do they have the right to do it?

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01:46:07,880 --> 01:46:13,280
Speaker 1: It's more are they exercising that right properly right to

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Speaker 1: do it? Senior columnisttownhall dot Com and award winning trial attorney,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much for giving us some time. All right,

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Speaker 1: bye bye, be good? How about that, Chris? These emergency powers, man,

1541
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Speaker 1: beware the emergency powers. Feeling a little stocky follow like

1542
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Speaker 1: can subscribe on social at Jesse Kelly. DC producer Chris

1543
01:47:05,880 --> 01:47:10,559
Speaker 1: had a rare great point during the break that we

1544
01:47:10,640 --> 01:47:17,400
Speaker 1: still have Biden Trump debates to go into. We still

1545
01:47:17,439 --> 01:47:20,880
Speaker 1: get to witness those, and that is going to be Chris,

1546
01:47:20,960 --> 01:47:24,120
Speaker 1: I can't decide if the country's going to love it

1547
01:47:24,200 --> 01:47:25,600
Speaker 1: or hate it. And here's what I mean by that.

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01:47:26,560 --> 01:47:30,559
Speaker 1: Obviously everybody's going to watch. Everybody watches those debates. You

1549
01:47:30,680 --> 01:47:33,800
Speaker 1: know we're going to watch too because it's fun. But

1550
01:47:35,640 --> 01:47:38,559
Speaker 1: even Democrats are so everybody can see what's happening with

1551
01:47:38,680 --> 01:47:44,360
Speaker 1: Joe Biden right now. Everybody can see it. It's genuinely sad. Yesterday,

1552
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Speaker 1: I'm not even going to play the audio for you.

1553
01:47:46,840 --> 01:47:51,240
Speaker 1: Yesterday Bernie did like a side by side video thing

1554
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Speaker 1: where Bernie was obviously in his house, Biden was in

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Speaker 1: his house, and Bernie did this thing where he was

1556
01:47:57,720 --> 01:48:00,360
Speaker 1: endorsing Joe Biden, which is the thing everybody does when

1557
01:48:00,360 --> 01:48:02,240
Speaker 1: they drop out. They endorsed, you know, the guy who's

1558
01:48:02,280 --> 01:48:06,599
Speaker 1: going to be the guy. At one point after Bernie

1559
01:48:06,800 --> 01:48:09,920
Speaker 1: endorsed Joe Biden and they're just talking back and forth

1560
01:48:09,960 --> 01:48:15,680
Speaker 1: on camera Joe Biden quite obviously as an answer to

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01:48:15,760 --> 01:48:19,120
Speaker 1: the question that Bernie just asked him, looks to the

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01:48:19,240 --> 01:48:23,200
Speaker 1: side and reads his answer to Bernie's question off the

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01:48:23,320 --> 01:48:28,200
Speaker 1: teleprompter that he has beside him on the camera. He

1564
01:48:28,240 --> 01:48:33,800
Speaker 1: can't even answer basic questions live. He has been resting

1565
01:48:34,240 --> 01:48:36,639
Speaker 1: during this entire time because you're not out there campaigning.

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01:48:36,680 --> 01:48:39,799
Speaker 1: You're not flying around, you're not traveling to and fro meals,

1567
01:48:39,800 --> 01:48:42,800
Speaker 1: shaking hands, kissing babies, given speeches. You're not. This is

1568
01:48:42,840 --> 01:48:48,479
Speaker 1: the ultimate relaxation campaign for any presidential candidate. He should

1569
01:48:48,479 --> 01:48:53,400
Speaker 1: be in tip top shape. He cannot give a basic

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01:48:53,560 --> 01:48:57,840
Speaker 1: interview without just completely losing his train of thought ten

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01:48:57,920 --> 01:49:02,639
Speaker 1: times misspeaking. I mean, is in really, really bad shape.

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01:49:02,800 --> 01:49:05,840
Speaker 1: He's in such bad, such bad shape. I of all

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01:49:05,880 --> 01:49:09,080
Speaker 1: people have backed off of making fun of him. It's

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01:49:09,240 --> 01:49:13,160
Speaker 1: it's genuinely sad Democrats have come out and say, come on, man,

1575
01:49:13,160 --> 01:49:15,280
Speaker 1: we can't do look at it, come on, we can't

1576
01:49:15,320 --> 01:49:20,360
Speaker 1: do this. It's genuinely who hasn't known somebody or known

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01:49:20,439 --> 01:49:25,519
Speaker 1: someone who knows somebody going through these issues later on

1578
01:49:25,600 --> 01:49:29,120
Speaker 1: in life. It's awful to watch old people go through it.

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01:49:29,120 --> 01:49:33,639
Speaker 1: It's freaking awful. It's awful for them. It's stressful for them.

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01:49:33,800 --> 01:49:36,519
Speaker 1: That's why Biden yells at everybody now, it's awful for

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01:49:36,560 --> 01:49:39,439
Speaker 1: their loved ones to say, it's just sucks. And this

1582
01:49:39,439 --> 01:49:42,719
Speaker 1: guy is going to be the Democratic nominee for president

1583
01:49:42,800 --> 01:49:46,880
Speaker 1: of the United States of America, as his brain slowly

1584
01:49:46,920 --> 01:49:50,960
Speaker 1: becomes hot mush, which brings me to the debates I

1585
01:49:51,040 --> 01:49:59,000
Speaker 1: just talked about. Donald Trump is well, Donald Trump is

1586
01:49:59,439 --> 01:50:05,519
Speaker 1: a worldly tempered junkyard dog. And what I mean by

1587
01:50:05,560 --> 01:50:13,040
Speaker 1: that is Donald Trump attacks everybody. He gives no quarter

1588
01:50:13,520 --> 01:50:17,240
Speaker 1: to anyone. Oh your gold star parents who just lost

1589
01:50:17,240 --> 01:50:19,800
Speaker 1: your son in a war, but you attack me up,

1590
01:50:20,000 --> 01:50:24,200
Speaker 1: I'm blasting away both barrels. Oh you're John McCain. You

1591
01:50:24,240 --> 01:50:26,640
Speaker 1: hate my guts. I hate your guts, and you attack me.

1592
01:50:27,080 --> 01:50:30,439
Speaker 1: I will stand up and say that I actually like

1593
01:50:30,560 --> 01:50:33,240
Speaker 1: people who weren't ever captured, which is one of the

1594
01:50:33,240 --> 01:50:36,920
Speaker 1: most mortifying things anybody's ever said. Even Trump's the most

1595
01:50:36,920 --> 01:50:40,360
Speaker 1: hardcore supporters are like, oh gosh, yo, that was that

1596
01:50:40,400 --> 01:50:44,560
Speaker 1: was too far. He will, like I said, he's the

1597
01:50:44,640 --> 01:50:50,320
Speaker 1: junkyard dog. He's going to one bite the bailman and

1598
01:50:50,360 --> 01:50:53,640
Speaker 1: get you sued. And in that moment, you hate that

1599
01:50:53,720 --> 01:50:59,759
Speaker 1: junkyard dog. At the same time, he's going to tear

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01:51:00,040 --> 01:51:02,600
Speaker 1: a robber's throat out one night as he tries to

1601
01:51:02,640 --> 01:51:09,160
Speaker 1: break in and hurt your kids because he attacks everybody, everybody.

1602
01:51:11,000 --> 01:51:13,639
Speaker 1: What I'm saying to you is you have to picture

1603
01:51:13,680 --> 01:51:17,680
Speaker 1: what's coming. Donald Trump is going to be standing on

1604
01:51:17,800 --> 01:51:23,000
Speaker 1: that debate stage with Joe Biden and the Biden campaign people.

1605
01:51:23,040 --> 01:51:26,360
Speaker 1: They know what the situation is, they know how bad

1606
01:51:26,400 --> 01:51:28,760
Speaker 1: he is, so they'll do everything they can to try

1607
01:51:28,800 --> 01:51:32,520
Speaker 1: to shield him from that. But look, this is an inevitability.

1608
01:51:32,880 --> 01:51:36,599
Speaker 1: You cannot duck a presidential debate when you are your

1609
01:51:36,640 --> 01:51:42,120
Speaker 1: party's nominee. You simply cannot. Can you imagine how that's

1610
01:51:42,120 --> 01:51:46,920
Speaker 1: going to go. Even if you're one of these people

1611
01:51:46,960 --> 01:51:49,960
Speaker 1: who hate Donald Trump. I'm not, but even if you are.

1612
01:51:50,800 --> 01:51:53,679
Speaker 1: The guy is good on his feet. That's why he's

1613
01:51:53,680 --> 01:51:55,920
Speaker 1: so great at those campaign rallies. He gets up there,

1614
01:51:56,000 --> 01:51:58,360
Speaker 1: gives two hour speeches and he's working in the crowd,

1615
01:51:58,400 --> 01:52:00,640
Speaker 1: and he's good on his feet. What he does well,

1616
01:52:00,680 --> 01:52:03,080
Speaker 1: a lot of people are not even professional politicians, are

1617
01:52:03,080 --> 01:52:05,760
Speaker 1: not you. It's one of those things you have it

1618
01:52:05,880 --> 01:52:11,599
Speaker 1: or you don't. He's up there in his wheelhouse, he's

1619
01:52:11,720 --> 01:52:15,759
Speaker 1: up there doing what he does well, and he's squaring

1620
01:52:15,800 --> 01:52:20,280
Speaker 1: off against Joe Biden, who's going to misspeak and screw

1621
01:52:20,360 --> 01:52:25,720
Speaker 1: things up nine thousand times. And Donald Trump is not

1622
01:52:25,840 --> 01:52:30,240
Speaker 1: going to be merciful. Donald Trump is not going to

1623
01:52:30,320 --> 01:52:34,880
Speaker 1: let it go when Joe Biden has a moment where

1624
01:52:34,880 --> 01:52:40,000
Speaker 1: everybody says, okay that he has he quite obviously has

1625
01:52:40,080 --> 01:52:45,040
Speaker 1: dementia and this is sad. And you know, every suburban

1626
01:52:45,120 --> 01:52:47,639
Speaker 1: mom is at home kind of cringing and feeling bad

1627
01:52:47,680 --> 01:52:51,960
Speaker 1: for Joe. Donald Trump will not be feeling bad for Joe.

1628
01:52:52,880 --> 01:52:56,960
Speaker 1: Donald Trump is gonna crush him. And it's not like

1629
01:52:57,439 --> 01:52:59,400
Speaker 1: I mean, look, okay, I am looking forward to it.

1630
01:52:59,439 --> 01:53:00,960
Speaker 1: I was about to try to say, oh, I'm not

1631
01:53:01,080 --> 01:53:03,960
Speaker 1: looking forward to it. Of course I am, but it

1632
01:53:04,160 --> 01:53:06,800
Speaker 1: is going to be looking forward to it in a

1633
01:53:06,840 --> 01:53:09,840
Speaker 1: way looking forward to seeing a car crash that you're

1634
01:53:09,880 --> 01:53:16,519
Speaker 1: not involved in. Gosh, it's gonna be ugly. Oh oh,

1635
01:53:16,640 --> 01:53:19,760
Speaker 1: it's gonna be ugly. You know what. I've got a

1636
01:53:19,800 --> 01:53:55,719
Speaker 1: million dollar question for you, Chris. Hey. Yeah, So here's

1637
01:53:55,760 --> 01:53:57,720
Speaker 1: the question, Chris, And I bet you they're gonna do this,

1638
01:53:57,840 --> 01:53:59,320
Speaker 1: or at least try to do this. You know, you

1639
01:53:59,360 --> 01:54:04,439
Speaker 1: can't high him from the debates. But do they try

1640
01:54:04,439 --> 01:54:07,880
Speaker 1: and use the coronavirus to hide him from the debates?

1641
01:54:08,640 --> 01:54:13,920
Speaker 1: What if? What if call me a conspiracy nutter? What

1642
01:54:14,080 --> 01:54:19,760
Speaker 1: if they come up with Joe Biden is actually his

1643
01:54:19,880 --> 01:54:24,200
Speaker 1: lungs haven't been feeling good lately. It just wouldn't be safe.

1644
01:54:24,400 --> 01:54:27,559
Speaker 1: So we'll do a debate, but it'll be in video

1645
01:54:27,720 --> 01:54:33,040
Speaker 1: form video conferencing, which gives Joe Biden the ability to

1646
01:54:33,080 --> 01:54:36,480
Speaker 1: have prompts behind the camera, to have a teleprompter, to

1647
01:54:36,560 --> 01:54:39,800
Speaker 1: have things. It gives him. Look, it's he's still going

1648
01:54:39,800 --> 01:54:43,760
Speaker 1: to be exposed, but it gives you much much more

1649
01:54:43,800 --> 01:54:47,120
Speaker 1: of an ability to cover for him. You watch, I

1650
01:54:47,200 --> 01:54:50,040
Speaker 1: wouldn't at all be surprised to watch them try to

1651
01:54:50,120 --> 01:54:54,160
Speaker 1: use coronavirus as an excuse. Well, look we can't. Look,

1652
01:54:54,200 --> 01:54:58,040
Speaker 1: he's been he had a fever yesterday. We can't. We

1653
01:54:58,160 --> 01:55:01,080
Speaker 1: can't risk it. Or maybe they agreed to the debate

1654
01:55:01,320 --> 01:55:03,200
Speaker 1: and then pull out a day or two ahead of time.

1655
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Speaker 1: Oh he's not feeling well. We can't, we can't take

1656
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Speaker 1: any chances. You can email me Jesse at Jesse Kelly

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