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Speaker 1: My psycho nephew destroyed my son's PS five and I'm

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Speaker 2: He regrets he made it happen.

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Speaker 3: Dude, you can't be mad at the nephew. He was

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Speaker 3: just having a gamer moment.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes you don't win, and what do you gotta do?

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Speaker 1: You gotta destroy everything, and.

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Speaker 2: You have to smash everything.

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Speaker 3: I can't tell you how many TVs I broke with

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Speaker 3: a wee revote one I broke one. Oh what oh dude,

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Speaker 3: you're you're swinging for the tennis racket?

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Speaker 2: Was it? Was it a crime of passion or a crime.

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Speaker 3: Of I was paying ten I was passionately playing tennis,

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Speaker 3: and then you know, like who fucking wears the and

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Speaker 3: then I accidentally let it go, you know.

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Speaker 2: Nice.

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Speaker 1: So my sister and I have always had a strange relationship.

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Speaker 1: I usually let things go and just try to keep

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Speaker 1: the peace. We both have sons who are around the

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Speaker 1: same age. My nephew was thirteen and my son just

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Speaker 1: turned eleven. For my son's birthday, I bought him the

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Speaker 1: brand new gaming system he has been wanting.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, giveing that game cube game PS five.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, thing the play game Cube station center box Box

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Speaker 1: five I had purchased it for Christmas and I had

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Speaker 3: Nice.

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Speaker 1: Yesterday, my sister's family came to visit and my son

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Speaker 1: asked me if they could go play video games. I

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Speaker 1: thirty minutes later, my son comes running to me crying.

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Speaker 1: I asked him what was wrong, and he led me

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Speaker 1: to the front hall. When we get to the stairs,

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Speaker 1: I see the new system smashed.

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Speaker 2: On the floor.

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Speaker 1: No, someone had thrown it from the upstairs and now

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Speaker 1: it was smashed into pieces.

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Speaker 3: That's a huge gamer moment.

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Speaker 1: He raged, quits so hard. Well, let's d hey gamers

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Speaker 1: get a game? Could he here's a question? Could he

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Speaker 1: have recorded?

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 1: You know, thirteen year old gamer rage complation published a

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Speaker 1: YouTube video and made money back money to buy ten

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Speaker 1: PS fives.

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Speaker 3: Bro, dude, it's not our fault that you're not capturing

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Speaker 3: the most important moments in your life.

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Speaker 2: You know, you got you gotta you gotta content. Okay,

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Speaker 2: got a content? Where's the content?

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Speaker 3: Obviously not with this one. The content gods are weak

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Speaker 3: with this one. Yes.

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Speaker 1: I asked my son what happened, and he sobbed and

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Speaker 1: pointed at his cousin.

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Speaker 3: He did he was having the gamer moment.

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Speaker 2: It's not little legst for me. I asked my nephew

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Speaker 2: if he did this, and he just started to laugh. Ah,

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Speaker 2: you fool. Of course I did it. I destroyed it

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Speaker 2: and loved it.

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Speaker 1: You thought you could put a PS five in my

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Speaker 1: possession and not some aster to pieces?

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Speaker 2: You are point true, powerful, my said master.

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Speaker 1: My ions were radiating with energy to smash.

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Speaker 2: It to pieces. Uh.

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Speaker 1: He said that it was a stupid baby duy.

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Speaker 2: That he saw people break them online.

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Speaker 3: That's why you gotta do it. Hey, at least our

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Speaker 3: boy knows content. You know, he has his content. He

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Speaker 3: has an eye, he has the eye.

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Speaker 1: He has a promising future of running up behind people

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Speaker 1: carrying heavy boxes and saying and people freaking out and

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Speaker 1: dropping the boxes off. Now, my sister came in and

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Speaker 1: I told her what had happened. I explained that this

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Speaker 1: was an expensive system and her son needs to be

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Speaker 1: disciplined for what he did. I told her I wanted

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Speaker 1: her to pay for what her son broke.

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Speaker 2: She left too.

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Speaker 3: You think I will be held accountable for the actions

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Speaker 3: of this myscre into this This unnattainable unconn incrollable evil.

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Speaker 1: Do it?

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Speaker 2: Nay?

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Speaker 1: You think you can stomp out the power off my

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Speaker 3: He is nephew the destroyer, and he can be stopped.

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Speaker 2: No power can quench his fast. Once he has a game.

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Speaker 3: A moment, all moments will be gamer and all moments

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Speaker 1: She says that I shouldn't have let them play unsupervised,

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Speaker 1: that it was my fault and I am a bad parent.

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Speaker 3: How did she reverse?

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Speaker 2: You know? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Man, the the leaps in the logic, these people, they're

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Speaker 3: Oh that's that's a tongue twister.

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Speaker 2: That is, I got it out.

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Speaker 1: She said, my son will get over it, and that

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Speaker 1: is not that important. He only spent seven hundred on

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Speaker 3: A lot of money just destroy But.

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Speaker 1: Uh, my son had a gamer moment and we need

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Speaker 1: to recognize and respect that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Gamer moments are classified under section B of the

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Speaker 3: Mental Illness Handbook.

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Speaker 2: Yep.

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Speaker 3: What he really needs is therapy, And so who's gonna

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Speaker 3: pay for his therapy?

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Speaker 1: I think that you should pay me ten grand, yes,

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Speaker 1: to please fund my son's gamer moment YouTube channel. It's

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Speaker 1: an investment. I'll give you five percent for one million dollars.

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Speaker 3: That's a shark tank GoF or you gotta.

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Speaker 2: Take that's right.

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Speaker 1: Seeing my son sitting on the ground next to his

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Speaker 1: broken system trying to put the pieces back together tore

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Speaker 1: my heart out.

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Speaker 3: What a little idiot, What a fool.

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Speaker 1: I walked over to the Christmas tree and grabbed the

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Speaker 1: system that was meant for my nephew. I pulled off

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Speaker 1: and told him to go upstairs and set it up nice.

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Speaker 3: At least he had a second one.

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Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, true, yeah, wait wait wait, wait, pause

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Speaker 1: real quick. Why is my guy getting two gaming systems?

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Speaker 1: Like I guess? I guess it's not a place that

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Speaker 1: is this Another PS five could be That would be

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Speaker 1: a little much. My sister asked me why I was

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Speaker 1: making such a big deal about it when I already

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Speaker 1: had another one. I then laughed at her, you fool,

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 1: I power it up and summoned all the PlayStation fives

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Speaker 1: on the planet. I told her that this was her

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Speaker 1: son's Christmas gift, great Christmas gift, and this is great

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Speaker 1: that since it wasn't important, and it was just a

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Speaker 1: stupid baby toy that obviously you won't miss it. Dang, reverse,

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Speaker 1: that was well played. Open your own power tuned against you.

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Speaker 1: I then told them to leave, get the fuck out

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Speaker 1: of you. My nephew realized what happened, and he began

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Speaker 1: to cry that my son had stolen his system.

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Speaker 3: That is not at all what happened.

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Speaker 2: Interesting, kind of funny.

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Speaker 1: How now that it's your system being taken away from you.

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Speaker 3: You think it's so cool.

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Speaker 1: Oh, oh it's it's it's it's important now, Oh it's

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Speaker 3: It's not a little kid toy.

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Speaker 2: Is that Google?

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Speaker 1: My sister was livid and told me that I will

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Speaker 1: never see them again.

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Speaker 3: Wait, so he was going to give you a PS

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Speaker 3: five and then because he didn't give you a PS five,

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Speaker 3: you're going to never see him again. Yeah, and your

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Speaker 3: kid broke the other PS five. I just said okay

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Speaker 3: and slammed the door. Yeah. I didn't need you in

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Speaker 3: my life anyway. I kind of liked the things in

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Speaker 1: Not broken but into a million pieces by your brat

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Speaker 1: of a son. Other family members have now been calling

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Speaker 1: me non stop, calling me the a hole and saying

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Speaker 3: How how about the kid that got his PS five

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Speaker 3: broken in the first place?

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Speaker 2: What about Op's son?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't think smashing it into a million pieces

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Speaker 1: is not as bad as And also think about all

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Speaker 1: has saved on there, Like, yeah, dude, I don't think so.

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Speaker 2: My nephew is thirteen. He's not a stupid kid, and

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Speaker 2: he knew what he was doing.

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Speaker 3: Not like my.

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Speaker 2: But not an idiot son. Come on, son, it's broken,

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Speaker 2: Get over it.

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Speaker 3: Here's a new one.

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Speaker 1: Drop your nuts down and pick up that game system.

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Speaker 1: I don't care that it was over jealousy. He is

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Speaker 1: what I had to do. They all think I should

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Speaker 1: about this, and I'm wondering, am I the a whole?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Well, ladies and gentlemen, you know the drill.

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Speaker 1: We want to know what you're thinking. Was the kid

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Speaker 2: Was Op the a hole?

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Speaker 1: And the always ever present question, what would you do

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Speaker 1: if you were Op and trying to resolve the scenario,

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Speaker 2: Talk to me?

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Speaker 3: Just let the nephew cry ro like, he does not

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Speaker 3: deserve another gaming station, he does not deserve another PS five?

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Speaker 3: And what world does the whole family take the nephew

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Speaker 2: They really the mom probably like feeding them.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the mom probably said, yeah, Op bought a gaming

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Speaker 2: Like, come on, I got one better for you.

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Speaker 1: Uh, Opie's kid smashed my kids PlayStation system. Then he

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Speaker 3: His probably like that's the level of delusion and manipulation

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Speaker 2: They thrive off of it. So what would you do?

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Speaker 2: What would you do?

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Speaker 3: I would be like, I'm not giving you anything else,

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Speaker 3: you know, get out of here, Get out of here,

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Speaker 3: and like hey, when you're ready to apologize for being

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Speaker 3: a dick bag, I'm here. No no way, no way,

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Speaker 3: no no, If anything, Opie is the angel for not

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Speaker 3: only buying his own kid a present, but buying a

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Speaker 3: he's a saint. He is all right, but let us

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Speaker 3: know what you think.

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Speaker 2: See you later.

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Speaker 3: Today. If up by accidentally turning myself in form manner?

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Speaker 3: Man but there's been a manner in this room.

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Speaker 2: Oh done it? Who done it?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 2: How do you accidentally do that? Uh?

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Speaker 3: You know, your your wife acting up? And then you're like,

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Speaker 2: Estate to myself.

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Speaker 3: And the butler's conveniently around the corner, right pusher down

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Speaker 3: the stairs, right dead, And then you blame it on

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Speaker 3: the butler. Right. Your whole family comes and like what

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Speaker 3: the hell happened? You're like, well, the butler did it,

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Speaker 3: And the butler's like, I did no such thing, missus.

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Speaker 2: Zero and then you turn yourself in.

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Speaker 3: Turn yourself in dead ghosts.

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Speaker 1: See I was a ghost. He thought he was going

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Speaker 3: No, my dyslexia strikes once more.

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Speaker 2: I thought, police, said McDonald's.

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Speaker 3: This happened a few years ago. I was driving a

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Speaker 2: Have you smelled skunk before? Have you not? No?

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Speaker 3: Do they not? Do they have skunks in Florida? Oh?

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Speaker 2: You know? I don't know if they do or don't,

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Speaker 3: like my parents whenever they would like smell skunk stuff, like,

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Speaker 1: And you because you have to talk in code, right,

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Speaker 1: you can't just say to your kid, like, here's some marijuaa.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, even but my parents didn't want me to

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Speaker 3: know what weed. I was sheltered. They don't know what

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Speaker 3: Now like no, now I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Damn this whole whiteboard.

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Speaker 1: While Sam reevaluates his entire childhood, He's going to tell

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Speaker 3: Yeah, all right. I immediately stop, and as soon as

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Speaker 2: In cord blood.

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Speaker 3: Hits me hard. I call my friend to tell him

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Speaker 1: Oh no, this guy is overreacting. He'd rain over a skunk.

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Speaker 2: It happens.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it happens. You don't need to call anyone.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know. Less than ten minutes go

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Speaker 2: Where's the skunk? Where's the body?

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Speaker 3: I get out and point to the skunk, and then

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Speaker 3: asking if I'm branking them, and telling me I committed

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Speaker 1: You're telling me it wasn't like the president skunk that

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Speaker 3: You are imagining it's like, you know, like how the

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Speaker 3: pardons by the government, and she just killed the pardon skunk. Dude, dude,

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Speaker 3: doesn't even like confirm to check. Dude, He's just like, Yo,

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Speaker 3: my friend just killed someone. Pick her up, arrest her

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Speaker 3: some friend, dang, some friend, bro.

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Speaker 2: Just get stitches okay.

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Speaker 3: In my distress state, all he could make out was

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Speaker 3: the kicker. One of the neighbors heard the story and

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Speaker 3: gave me an odd look and said, the skunk's been

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Speaker 3: The bump was from the spilled recycling. The police get

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Speaker 3: mad again and eventually killed me to leave. So you

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 3: All in all, it was a valuable learning experience to

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Speaker 2: You just can't you can't overreact that.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but it's a skunk bro, but also the friend, dude,

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Speaker 3: I think the friend has it out for Opie, like

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Speaker 3: to all the police and say, yeah, my friend just

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Speaker 2: If I called you in that like same fashion, like

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Speaker 2: what would you do? Would you call the police?

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Speaker 3: Sonder? I would ask like what's actually going on?

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Speaker 2: What happened? Who is the person? What do you want

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Speaker 1: Also, it's like I just killed like he like it

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Speaker 1: sounded uh the friends I said, like, oh he's dead.

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Speaker 2: He's dead. It's like who's dead? Like what can you

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Speaker 2: make out? Like what's yeah? What's the situation?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Me more contact? Right, he's dead police? Yeah, Like

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Speaker 3: I would ask you like what you wanted to do?

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Speaker 3: And then like also it's reported as a homicide. It's

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Speaker 1: I wonder if I wonder if maybe it was a

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Speaker 1: and calls the police and they're like, oh, he killed someone. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then they came out with with ah, you're right.

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Speaker 2: The friend is suspicious.

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Speaker 3: Friend is suspicious. Friend does not have your best intentions

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Speaker 3: as heart. Leave him, Leave him,