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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm ready to laugh and loaf and and laugh.

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Speaker 1: This seventy five year old. You got two thousand strangers

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Speaker 1: in New York City to smoke a cigarette with him.

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Speaker 2: Uh, We're going nuts for butts on this episode of

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Speaker 2: Bla bla ba ba ba ba bananast World.

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Speaker 1: Would you believe.

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Speaker 3: You?

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Speaker 1: Mysillion pieces?

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Speaker 2: Would you do?

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Speaker 3: Bananas? Bananas?

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Speaker 1: Banana? Bananas. Bay guys, gals, non binary pals, Welcome to bananas. Hi, Scottie, Hey,

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Speaker 1: Kurtie b.

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Speaker 2: We're dedicating this episode to the good and decent people

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Speaker 2: of Warkworth, Canada, population seven hundred and fifty.

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Speaker 1: Yes, we we were even doing that. Also, I just

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Speaker 1: want to let everybody know Seattle, Late Ad, Late Ad, Seattle,

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Speaker 1: December thirteenth and fourteenth. I'm at Emerald City, Emerald City

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Speaker 1: Comedy Club, So come on out. We just added it

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Speaker 1: because I'm back on the road. Folks.

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Speaker 2: Are you guys?

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Speaker 1: Are you ready? Are you ready?

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Speaker 2: Scotty, let's dive in?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Are our guest today? You might have seen her

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Speaker 1: in Steven Soderberg's Command z damn might have. She was

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Speaker 1: nominated for a twenty twenty four WGA Award for Writing

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Speaker 1: on that series as well. You might know her from

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Speaker 1: being part of Just for Laughs, New Faces twenty twenty

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Speaker 1: five or Deadlines fifteen Committeans Ready to break Out in

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty five or Vultures Comedians You Should Know and

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Speaker 1: We'll Know or TBS Comic to Watch, or you can

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Speaker 1: see her in Bradley Cooper's upcoming movie is The Thing On.

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Speaker 1: Please welcome Chloe Radcliffe back to the show.

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Speaker 4: Hello, thank you for having me back.

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Speaker 2: Wellcome back. Our algorithm serves you up. Chloe a lot

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Speaker 2: the bananas pop Instagram, I see your JFL performance. It's

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Speaker 2: literally every time I hit the little magnifying glass to search,

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Speaker 4: I'm honored to be on the board.

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Speaker 3: But you know what, I've had other people say that

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Speaker 3: that video keeps getting reserved to them, which I don't understand.

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Speaker 3: Why the algorithm doesn't know that you've watched that and

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Speaker 3: now give them a new video of mine.

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Speaker 4: Now give the more they like it, give them another flavor.

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Speaker 1: It is so weird. The algorithm really is the closest

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Speaker 1: thing we have to magic nowadays, where it's just like

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Speaker 1: who knows, I don't know how it works.

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Speaker 4: Where I don't know how it works, but I know

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Speaker 4: it's a trick. Yeah, I know someone's lying.

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Speaker 2: And only the type of person who will focus on

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Speaker 2: focus on anything in our lives can understand what is

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Speaker 2: happening for now, and I think the computers are going

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Speaker 2: to take it over.

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Speaker 1: So wait, we were just before we started. We were

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Speaker 1: just talking about the fact that you are starting to

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Speaker 1: record a new hour and you're doing it in Denver tonight.

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Speaker 1: If you were listening to this the day it came

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Speaker 1: out on Tuesday, December tenth, nine, December ninth, then you

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Speaker 1: can go right now to Denver. You can go to

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Speaker 1: see Chloe record her hour at Denver Comedy under Ground.

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Speaker 4: Perfect.

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Speaker 1: You're recording on two separate nights.

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Speaker 4: I'm recording two shows Monday and Tuesday, December eighth. You

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Speaker 4: miss that. It was amazing.

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Speaker 3: They carried me out on their shoulders. I crowd they

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Speaker 3: I had multiple standing ovations during the show.

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Speaker 4: Go tonight. You need to go tonight?

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Speaker 1: Why why not? Why not do it early in late show?

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Speaker 4: What a question? Why do you come to me with

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Speaker 1: Only because I find the second show is always the

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Speaker 4: Totally, totally, And that's why.

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Speaker 3: That's why Denver Banana's listeners if last night, if they

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Speaker 3: if people cried from my comedy last night, imagine how

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Speaker 3: good it's going to be tonight.

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Speaker 3: I think it was that I knew that I wanted

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Speaker 1: Oh, you're worried that it would be too late for people.

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Speaker 1: Everyone he's coming to the show Denver has been skiing

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Speaker 4: They've been smoking those fat blunts. Yeah, they don't.

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Speaker 3: So, you know, I think what what it would be

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Speaker 4: What do these people do? How are there one hundred

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Speaker 2: But this isn't just a special. This is cheat, right

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Speaker 3: This is not cheat. This is this is an hour.

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Speaker 3: This is my hour special. This is an hour of

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Speaker 3: said is wrong.

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Speaker 2: Don't listen to It's a tactic.

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Speaker 3: It's not my solo show, and it's not on Wednesday, summertime.

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Speaker 3: It is an hour of stand up and it is

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Speaker 2: See now I'm playing the audience. Yeah, and you are

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a trick. It's a tactic.

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Speaker 1: So what do you play the new Bradley Cooper movie.

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Speaker 4: I play a stand up comedian?

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Speaker 1: WHOA? So I really outside your wheelhouse?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I had to stretch my acting jobs for this.

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Speaker 2: You booked it. You booked it, Chloe. There are a

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Speaker 3: And you booked I have I have been told that

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Speaker 4: I am very honored.

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Speaker 1: course I am no longer working because I didn't know

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Speaker 3: Other day and I didn't say, watch us say goddamn word.

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Speaker 3: I'm always looking for an opportunity to talk about how

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Speaker 2: Dude.

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Speaker 1: It really it scoops inside your soul and just carves.

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Speaker 4: And like it gave me so many things.

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Speaker 4: Than you were there.

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Speaker 3: But like, yeah, it very concretely was Domino A that

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Speaker 4: Like I can like trace it through my career.

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Speaker 3: I'm grateful to have had that job and incredibly, God

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Speaker 4: Mess me up?

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Speaker 1: Yeh, yeah so much. It's amazing, really well, but again,

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Speaker 1: hell yeah, let's dive in all right here it is

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Speaker 1: maybe I am very excited to tell you about this. Now,

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Speaker 1: this is something I saw. I saw a flyer for this.

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Speaker 2: In New York Crazy and this was.

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Speaker 1: An Ola magazine with an extremation point Ola dot com.

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Speaker 1: And this was written by Jovida Trio.

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Speaker 2: Really good, really good.

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Speaker 1: The Internet can be a weird, wild and scary, but

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Speaker 1: once in a while, something viral tugs at your heart strings.

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Speaker 1: That's exactly what happened last week. That's it wasn't exactly

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Speaker 2: Uh, that's okay.

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Speaker 1: When a seventy five year old Brooklyn man named Bob

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Speaker 1: the cigarette Maestro Terarry invited strangers to share a smoke

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Speaker 1: Jewish Men. To promote his smoke filled gatherings, he put

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Speaker 1: the flyer, Bob told people to meet him outside Washington Park.

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Speaker 1: He signed audit, He signed a lot of people's cigarette packs.

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Speaker 2: So I wish I had gone.

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Speaker 1: I mean too, I wish I could have gone, But

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Speaker 1: I could not leave because that is not allowed. If

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Speaker 1: you're not smoking, don't start. And if you are, definitely

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Speaker 1: quit and if you can't quit, come smoke with me,

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Speaker 1: the video is crazy. The video is crazy. There's so

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Speaker 1: many people. There's so many people smoking a cigarette with

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Speaker 1: way I could tell smoking his back. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I mean the problem. The problem is it's the coolest thing.

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Speaker 2: It looks great.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks amazing, it feels good, it makes you naughty.

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Speaker 4: Eat everybody wants to be skinny now.

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Speaker 3: I mean, it's just it's it's unfortunately better than every

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Speaker 2: It was always the ones that rolled their own cigarettes

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Speaker 1: Musicians in Brooklyn. Yeah, they're probably They're the same as

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you would push them off the fire escape that

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Speaker 1: you ever seen those?

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Speaker 4: What you're saying is you like machine?

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Speaker 3: Well the problem is that as you're trying to get

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Speaker 4: There's nothing, there's like nothing is nothing is okay anymore.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and probably probably they're right, no drinking is

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Speaker 4: What do you want to get to eighty eight?

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Speaker 2: No fucking one, great point? Or do you want to

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Speaker 2: I'm right sorry.

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Speaker 3: I met a woman who was going through AA in

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Speaker 3: of had nothing else to live for, and she just

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Speaker 2: Back, get back on.

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Speaker 4: You gotta numb this somehow well.

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Speaker 2: Funny you such to that because Chloe and I grab

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Speaker 2: having very good cocktails. How would you rate scale one

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Speaker 3: I would say I would rate it, uh, I would

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Speaker 4: Was not no, it's not even it wasn't even bad.

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Speaker 4: I drank my whole thing.

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Speaker 2: I drank the whole thing too.

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Speaker 3: Yep, but it was it was like so unrecognizable as

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Speaker 4: Cream cheese on top of that.

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Speaker 3: Correct, you would be like, I can't rate this as

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Speaker 1: There's no what's the place, what's the drink?

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Speaker 2: Okay? I took a photo of the menu because it

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Speaker 2: back on. The drink was called Secrets of Inheritance. So

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that should that should be your first one.

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Speaker 1: Trying to punish people. They're trying to punish people.

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Speaker 2: That they really are. It felt like a punishment. Here's

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Speaker 2: the list of ingredients on the menu, and we still

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Speaker 2: went with it, but also cloning arm are like, we

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Speaker 2: have to try this. It sounds horrible, and we were ready.

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Speaker 2: Graham cracker, crust, gray goose, that's one ingredient.

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Speaker 4: That's one. That's the first thing on the list.

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Speaker 1: The first ingredient is already confused.

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Speaker 2: They've infused vodka with graham cracker.

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Speaker 1: That's something is like, you can't there's no way to

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Speaker 1: make that without chemicals, you know what I mean. There's

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Speaker 1: no way. They took graham cracker, crushed it, crushed it

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Speaker 1: up and let it sit and then strained it out. No,

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Speaker 1: that is just chemical editions.

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Speaker 2: Okay, go ahead, Second ingredient sick high rice beverage.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so this is a confusing foreign's taste.

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Speaker 2: Well, let's up the any a little bit. Third ingredient

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Speaker 2: Korean fish sauce.

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Speaker 1: No, you didn't know. You did not order that drink.

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Speaker 1: Fourth about the order, not even the drinking.

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Speaker 2: We were happy either. Yeah, Fourth ingredient, Hannah mac Gioli

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Speaker 2: taxs you sixteen. Don't know what any of it is.

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Speaker 4: Couldn't couldn't fin fifteen.

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Speaker 2: it's like a soju. Maybe ingredient five cream cheese foam.

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Speaker 1: It's actual cream cheese.

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Speaker 2: It dominated the whole thing because you could smell cream

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Speaker 1: A fish sauce bagel as ingredient six.

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Speaker 2: Just to top it off, just to let you know

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Speaker 2: they're trying to ruin your life. Pink sugar sprinkles. This

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Speaker 1: Got you of that we got two of you got

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I mean like one per right, okay, one per.

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Speaker 3: Imagine Imagine a world where anything you're going to consume

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Speaker 3: has both fish sauce and pink sugar sprinkles in the

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Speaker 2: So upsetting the secrets to inheritance is that you want

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Speaker 1: Where was this place?

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Speaker 2: Where was it in Los Felis. It's a it's a

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Speaker 2: big bar, you could say, and uh, I would go

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Speaker 2: So Hannah tacked you is Korean rice alcohol?

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Speaker 4: But then isn't the other one also rice alcohol?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, Sikai rice beverage. So basically, if you can

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Speaker 2: eating a spoonful of rice dunked and fish sauce, and

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Speaker 1: It's almost like a Philadelphia roll drink, Yeah, because Philadelphia.

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Speaker 3: D delicious, Yes, with a s'more like with a yeah,

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Speaker 3: with like a marshmallow in it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. It's insane, And it was hilarious to watch each

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Speaker 2: and then just looking and being like, boy, fucked up.

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Speaker 2: I Yeah, it would only have been better if you

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Speaker 2: Let's have a drink and work this out, and just

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: everything has a gin and honey, everything has a their

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Speaker 4: This place shocked me.

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Speaker 2: Credit to them, Credit to them. I used to do

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Speaker 2: would make the bartender happy by saying, what bottle have

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Speaker 2: that was a Harvey wallbanger. So there I was at

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Speaker 4: I don't even know what a Harvey wallbanger is.

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Speaker 2: I think it's Golliano gin and orange juice. I think

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Speaker 2: It used to be a big drink in the eighties,

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Speaker 2: Dram Bowie. I used to drink a lot of dram

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Speaker 1: And that at twenty four, give me the drink that

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Speaker 2: I would say, what bottle have you never used since

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Speaker 2: They were happy because you know it would also they

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Speaker 2: because nobody else was everything else. So do you remember

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Speaker 3: Last my first like secret alcohol that I wasn't my

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Speaker 3: my much older cousin, my cousin who's fifteen or twenty

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Speaker 1: This is the.

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Speaker 3: Worst thing I've ever put in my body. And I

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Speaker 3: I don't remember. I didn't get drunk. I like had

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Speaker 4: I took my first shot that night of Bacardi.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that's good, call smart. Yeah that's smart. Kurt. Do

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Speaker 1: Wan is brutal, brutal, you can light it on fire.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a terrible place to drink a beer.

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Speaker 1: But the first time I got drunk was I was twelve,

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Speaker 1: all just going around and I just kept taking them

444
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Speaker 1: and taking them, and then I grabbed like a full

445
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Speaker 1: bottle of champ pain. I was just drinking a bottle

446
00:23:01,359 --> 00:23:03,359
Speaker 1: of champagne. And then I just continued to drink wine

447
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:06,040
Speaker 1: all day long. Like for the first time I got drunk,

448
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:09,680
Speaker 1: taking a boat to a castle in Germany where they

449
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:12,800
Speaker 1: have a reception I'd be like, they did it up.

450
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:15,640
Speaker 1: It was a crazy, crazy wedding because his parents had

451
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:19,000
Speaker 1: like money, and it was like insane.

452
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Speaker 4: Wow, what a bummer.

453
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:21,840
Speaker 2: It must have been off your rocker.

454
00:23:22,119 --> 00:23:26,840
Speaker 1: It was also like, that's imagine why I enjoy a drink.

455
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:31,520
Speaker 1: The first time was on a boat in Germany. Castle.

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Speaker 2: Yeah good man, Yeah the best. Yeah, Billini's are delicious.

457
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Speaker 2: I don't know why Mimosa's took him over. Billini is

458
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:48,600
Speaker 2: so much more delicious. So there was this Okay, so there.

459
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:51,440
Speaker 1: Was a story of getting drunk the first.

460
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:55,600
Speaker 2: Mine's not quite as bougie. So we would ride bikes everywhere.

461
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:57,640
Speaker 2: We were nineties kids, so we'd just leave the house

462
00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:02,280
Speaker 2: all day and we went over to my friend Emmy's grandparents' house.

463
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 2: They had a really cool Victorian home in Glendon, Maryland.

464
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:09,240
Speaker 2: I think Emmy lives there now and inherited the house,

465
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:11,480
Speaker 2: I mean. And they had a full bar because they

466
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 2: were a huge beer distribution family. They are companied at

467
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:18,280
Speaker 2: Anheuser Bush up and down the East coast, so they

468
00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:21,000
Speaker 2: had everything you want and they had a full bar.

469
00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:22,560
Speaker 2: And we looked at the whole bar and we kind

470
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Speaker 2: of did the same thing. Were about six of us

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Speaker 2: over summer break. I was probably in sixth grade, seventh grade,

472
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Speaker 2: so ten or eleven, And so we got into krem

473
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Speaker 2: Demnth of course because it was green and it smelled

474
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Speaker 2: so good, and so we all passed the bottle around

475
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Speaker 2: but we didn't drink, and then we you know, topped

476
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Speaker 2: it off with a little water to raise the level

477
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Speaker 2: back up. And then we all went riding and this

478
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Speaker 2: one kid named Charlie. We get on our bikes, we

479
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Speaker 2: ride across railroad tracks. We ride up the first hill

480
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:57,920
Speaker 2: and he gets hit by a car. No way, totally fine, okay,

481
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Speaker 2: but the driver gets out starts screaming at him, and

482
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,919
Speaker 2: I just kept riding. My friend and I were like

483
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:07,439
Speaker 2: not getting involved. Of course, nobody's in a helmet. We

484
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:10,280
Speaker 2: all thought we were drunk, even though we were not drunk.

485
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:14,520
Speaker 2: It was basically listerine levels of drunk. But yeah, the

486
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:19,119
Speaker 2: first time was like zip zip sip. And then we

487
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,720
Speaker 2: got on bikes and within two minutes one of the

488
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:25,919
Speaker 2: people got hit by a car. Jesus, oh, pretty awesome.

489
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:30,800
Speaker 2: And my buddy Andre and I'm probably Emmy whose grandparents house.

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Speaker 3: It was.

491
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Speaker 2: Just kept on a riding. We were like not today

492
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Speaker 2: I'm not going.

493
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Speaker 1: To San Quentin today, just San Quentin for having.

494
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Speaker 2: Do you know what they do to eleven year old

495
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:45,920
Speaker 2: me in prison? Not good?

496
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Speaker 1: So this is something the krem Demn thing made me

497
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Speaker 1: think mine delicious. My dad came to my college once

498
00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:59,159
Speaker 1: because he was having there was like a college reunion

499
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,919
Speaker 1: for him, and it was like one of the he

500
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:07,800
Speaker 1: was the only time he ever visited me period, and

501
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:11,080
Speaker 1: so we're like, we're going out with him afterwards, and

502
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,199
Speaker 1: it was like I was going to be like I

503
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:16,439
Speaker 1: was nervous, very nervous. Obviously never really hung out with

504
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:18,480
Speaker 1: my dad as a person, and I was twenty one.

505
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:22,119
Speaker 1: So I drink. We went to a place in Baltimore

506
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:26,320
Speaker 1: on the water. Still have no idea where it was.

507
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:29,199
Speaker 1: It was on the water. We sat outside, I asked

508
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:32,280
Speaker 1: for a drink. I think I just said, like, give

509
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:34,000
Speaker 1: me a drink with a lot of alcohol. I think

510
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:37,000
Speaker 1: I said smart, And he made me a drink that

511
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Speaker 1: I believe was called a white Spider and it had

512
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:47,040
Speaker 1: creme dement in it and it was just minty. Have

513
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:50,199
Speaker 1: you ever looked great hard alcohol the ingredients? Is it

514
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:51,840
Speaker 1: a white spider? Are you looking up white Spider?

515
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 2: It is you're not kidding, Bud. It is three parts vodka,

516
00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:00,560
Speaker 2: half part crem dements, shaken with ice, rained into a

517
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 2: chilled or cocktail or coupe glass. Coup glass, yeah, you were,

518
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 2: Or you can use Aqua Bianca licur. It's a sleek

519
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:12,840
Speaker 2: and minty cocktail that blends clean, neutral taste of vodka

520
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:15,720
Speaker 2: with the sweet, refreshing flavor of crendamn white.

521
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:21,359
Speaker 1: It's splitting crazytad.

522
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 2: With your German dad at Bay Cafe and Fells and Canton.

523
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:29,879
Speaker 2: Damn dude. I like that the I feel like bartender

524
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,160
Speaker 2: and server are even aware of a white spot.

525
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:35,440
Speaker 1: What a weird choice. Also, that's a Baltimore's choice.

526
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 3: I feel like you have to be wearing sunglasses while

527
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:41,920
Speaker 3: you drink a.

528
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:47,720
Speaker 1: White Yeah yeah, not on the Chesapeake Bay in Baltimore. Wow,

529
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,600
Speaker 1: give me a story, Scottie.

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00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 2: You got it. Speaking of horrible cheeses and getting arrested,

531
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 2: Cassie sent this one. You can send your stories into

532
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:00,520
Speaker 2: the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com or the Bananas

533
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 2: Podcast on Instagram. Drug dealer jailed after sharing a photo

534
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:09,480
Speaker 2: of cheese. This was written by Rob Pitchetta, who's so

535
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:14,480
Speaker 2: good at cheese crime. You best, Rob, Pitchetta. It should

536
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 2: be Cheddar, but he just he's too cool. So it's

537
00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 2: Robpitchetta at CNN dot com, which is sort of real.

538
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:27,920
Speaker 2: A drug dealer whose fingerprints were analyzed by police when

539
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:30,320
Speaker 2: he shared a photo of his hand holding a block

540
00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:33,800
Speaker 2: of cheese has been sentenced to thirteen years in prison.

541
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 2: Oh my, so he was just holding cheese in a

542
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:40,000
Speaker 2: photo and they scanned his fingertips because he's holding it.

543
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:43,560
Speaker 2: I'm showing them he's holding it like this, so it's

544
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:46,720
Speaker 2: like it's not he's not gripping it. He's just clutching

545
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 2: this cheese.

546
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 1: Wait wait, read it, Read it again.

547
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 2: A drug dealer whose fingerprints were analyzed by police when

548
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:55,840
Speaker 2: he shared a photo of his hand holding a block

549
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:59,400
Speaker 2: of cheese has been sentenced to thirteen years in prison.

550
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 2: Carl Stewart, thirty nine years young from Liverpool, Northwestern England,

551
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 2: sent a picture on an encrypted device of a block

552
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 2: of Stilton cheese he had found an upmarket British grocery store.

553
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:15,960
Speaker 2: Marks and Spencer mary Sides Police said in a press

554
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:16,720
Speaker 2: release the.

555
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 1: Photos was discovery sending it to just a buddy.

556
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:26,840
Speaker 2: Ya signal or something, you know, using something off the

557
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:30,440
Speaker 2: photograph was discovered by police. Well, they might have had

558
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:33,040
Speaker 2: a you know, I've seen television shows. They might have

559
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 2: had a fake phone number that they were texting with

560
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 2: this guy with rights.

561
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 4: That's the new that's the new trap for criminals.

562
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 3: Hey, uh, show us what options you're considering at the

563
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 3: grocery store.

564
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:53,960
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, instacart just busting people. Great idea.

565
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,920
Speaker 1: By the way, there's no way. There's no way you're

566
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 1: getting Canbert right now. There's no way. Prove it, prove it.

567
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 2: Oh real. The photograph was discovered by police who analyzed it.

568
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:10,000
Speaker 2: Authority said Stuart's quote love of Stilton cheese end quote

569
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 2: led to his arrest, and.

570
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:15,280
Speaker 1: It was Stilton, I love it the most British g's out.

571
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:18,600
Speaker 2: There, agreed. He was jailed on Friday after pleading guilty

572
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:21,480
Speaker 2: to conspiracy to supply cocaine, heroin md M A and

573
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:25,800
Speaker 2: ketamine and tran and to transfer criminal property. Stuart said

574
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:30,120
Speaker 2: the Stuart sent the image on end crow chat. I've

575
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 2: never heard of.

576
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 1: End crow chat chat. That sounds like a very British signal.

577
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:38,000
Speaker 2: E E n c r O end crow chat an

578
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:41,360
Speaker 2: encrypted messaging service used exclusively by criminals.

579
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Speaker 4: Okay, all right, all right, all right.

580
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:49,560
Speaker 2: That's cool. I hope. It's a question when you're signing up,

581
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 2: are you a criminal?

582
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:54,480
Speaker 4: Proven the capture that you are a criminal?

583
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:56,920
Speaker 2: Thing you would steal?

584
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 4: Which of the these items is illegal?

585
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:08,000
Speaker 1: Shoot your phone these pictures of pills. Choose the ones

586
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 1: that are mdmature.

587
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:18,520
Speaker 2: So uh. Encrow Chat was infiltrated by police in a

588
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:25,000
Speaker 2: major operations. It was major hmmm. Carl Stewart was involved

589
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:27,760
Speaker 2: in supplaying large amounts of Class A and B drugs,

590
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 2: but was caught was caught by his love of Stilton

591
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:34,760
Speaker 2: cheese after sharing a picture of a block in his

592
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 2: hand on encrow chat. Detective Inspector Lee Wilkinson said in

593
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:42,800
Speaker 2: a statement, his palm and his fingerprints were analyzed from

594
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 2: that picture and was we were able to establish that

595
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 2: they belonged to Stewart. Crazy.

596
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 1: They had his fingertips, the fingerprints okay, yea, or they

597
00:31:57,160 --> 00:32:00,240
Speaker 1: had them or they had them in the National regis.

598
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 2: The data bank.

599
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, they had them in the data bank. So it

600
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 1: wasn't from a crime scene. So they just needed to

601
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 1: know if the hand holding the Stilton was.

602
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:11,560
Speaker 3: Oh they knew maybe they knew the handholding the Stilton

603
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:13,600
Speaker 3: has a lot of drugs. Also is a guy who

604
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 3: has a lot of drugs and we don't know who

605
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:16,000
Speaker 3: the hand.

606
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:19,000
Speaker 1: Is exactly interesting. Yeah, yeah, that's what it was.

607
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:22,720
Speaker 2: Hilarious.

608
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 3: You know, this guy loved cocaine and cheese.

609
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:29,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, the fine, finer things in life.

610
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 2: I can't imagine doing cocaine. You'd want to eat cheese, right,

611
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 2: I mean that doesn't seem like a natural pairing. No, no, no,

612
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:42,160
Speaker 2: not at all. Okay. Anchor Chat, which offered a secure

613
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 2: mobile phone instant messaging service, was a criminal marketplace used

614
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:50,240
Speaker 2: by sixty thousand people worldwide for coordinating and distributing illicit

615
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 2: goods money. So it's sort of like it's what Silk Road.

616
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 2: It seems a little bit like that, money laundering and

617
00:32:56,720 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 2: plotting to kill rivals. My goodness, Stuart is not. This

618
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 2: is like sometimes, you know, Chloe, we do a lot

619
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 2: of stories where the journalist or just writer will give

620
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 2: you three paragraphs at the beginning about why they wrote

621
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 2: about this, and it's always the most boring stuff. It's

622
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 2: not facts. This is the opposite, because I feel like

623
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 2: they stick the landing on this so well, and I'm

624
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:21,920
Speaker 2: going to do this story in the future episode. Stuart

625
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 2: is not the first person to be arrested after making

626
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:29,240
Speaker 2: an unforced air great blanket statement. In twenty sixteen, two

627
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:33,280
Speaker 2: unfortunate robbers held up a McDonald's and France, only to

628
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:37,200
Speaker 2: discover that eleven armed members of an elite paramilitary force

629
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 2: were eating there at the same time. As Oh, those

630
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,480
Speaker 2: are my favorite stories.

631
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Speaker 4: The SWAT team needs a burger too.

632
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:51,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, it's better over there. God. So anyways, don't

633
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:54,400
Speaker 2: use encrow trat and don't post pictures of your bare

634
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:57,360
Speaker 2: hand holding cheese. Guys, that's just just a teachable moment

635
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:57,760
Speaker 2: for us.

636
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 1: Wow, I mean, give it up. The detectives involved in that, Like,

637
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 1: that's kind of amazing, Like we're not doing that.

638
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:09,800
Speaker 3: I don't, Kurt. I think you're giving them more credit

639
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:12,080
Speaker 3: than they than they're due. I think I think give

640
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:14,000
Speaker 3: it up for I feel like they probably use like

641
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:16,719
Speaker 3: AI to analyze the fingerprints or something like. That's you know,

642
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,480
Speaker 3: like that's amazing technology.

643
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:19,440
Speaker 4: But I'm gonna.

644
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:23,800
Speaker 3: Say for the detectives to get into encrow chat feels

645
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:27,360
Speaker 3: like that feels like step one. You know, that feels

646
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 3: like go to the club where people keep overdosing. You know,

647
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 3: It's like that's I would say that is like one

648
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:38,879
Speaker 3: oh one detective work. Go go to that place where

649
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 3: there's a lot of criminals where it advertises for crime.

650
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 2: Yeah. Also, the most like the closest I ever came

651
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:49,600
Speaker 2: to this was back when people had landlines. I was

652
00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:51,640
Speaker 2: really good at timing when somebody else would pick up

653
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:53,319
Speaker 2: the landline and I would too, so I could just

654
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:55,399
Speaker 2: listen on a phone call. I'd be like watching somebody

655
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:58,680
Speaker 2: across the house and be like and now and then

656
00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:01,360
Speaker 2: I would just spy on my friends talking to their girlfriends.

657
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,360
Speaker 1: Who and then you would hold your hand over like

658
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:06,759
Speaker 1: the thing and just yeah, that's funny.

659
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:07,880
Speaker 2: And I was good at that.

660
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:13,400
Speaker 1: Let me tease you into some oh thumbs ups. Indeed,

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Speaker 1: here this one's easy. Good Giant cap Beaslaur's police to

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Speaker 1: drug rest.

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Speaker 2: Giant Capa leads police to a drug rest. That's good

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Speaker 2: Nature's boats. Everybody loves a cappy thumbs ups. This is

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Speaker 2: a time sensitive one too. December eleventh, which is two

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Speaker 2: days after Chloe is recording in Denver at Denver Comedy

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Speaker 2: Underground her hour long comedy special. Do you have a

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Speaker 2: title for that special yet?

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Speaker 4: The tentative title is Dibbs.

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Speaker 3: That's good, although other options are eyes down here, oh yeah,

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Speaker 3: and other options are all baby, no sexy.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: That's a good joke too, A lot of your jokes, Chloe.

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Speaker 2: It's December eleventh, two days after you're in Denver watching Chloe.

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Speaker 2: You can go to Sacramento so for the Sacramento Ban Animals.

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Speaker 2: I guess that would also be like folsome and stuff.

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Speaker 2: Samantha is letting us know her father, Tom Campbell, wrote

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Speaker 2: a book. She's thumbing him up because he's also turning

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Speaker 2: eighty years old. So he wrote a memoir called The

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Speaker 2: hay Seed, which you can buy on Amazon. I bought

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Speaker 2: two copies, Kurt. If you it's a memoir. If you

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Speaker 2: want to go to his book signing, which is also

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Speaker 2: secretly an eightieth bird surprise birthday party, you can, and

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Speaker 2: you definitely should. Sacramento Ban Animals support an eighty year

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Speaker 2: old man who wrote a book. I mean, come on,

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Speaker 2: you can DM our bananimal at Sam campseyes on Instagram.

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Speaker 2: That's Sam like regular Sam camp ses is c a

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Speaker 2: mp s I e s on Instagram. Get the details,

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Speaker 2: and Samantha says it's never too late to follow your

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Speaker 2: dreams to thumbs up to Tom Campbell for writing The

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Speaker 2: hay Seed, which you can buy on Amazon, or you

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Speaker 2: can go get him to sign a copy. DM. Samantha

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Speaker 2: Juliana or Juliana de la Montana. My favorite name. That's

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Speaker 2: a Bananamal I told her. I just love that name,

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Speaker 2: so good. Tanya wants to thumb herself up for her

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Speaker 2: last day of working for Elon. Hell Yeah, thumbs up

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Speaker 2: and double thumbs up for having just an incredible name. Okay.

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Speaker 2: Kara or Cara, I don't care here wants to thumb

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Speaker 2: give herself a shameless thumbs up. In the past three months,

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Speaker 2: she has been navigating early perimenopause and endometriosis, Flara depression,

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Speaker 2: separating from her partner fourteen years, losing furry companions, working

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Speaker 2: Christmas retail god, and she adopted a new kitten. But

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Speaker 2: Kara says she is still standing, and she wants to

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Speaker 2: give herself a deserved pat on the back for not

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Speaker 2: falling into a pit of despair. Yes, so double thumbs up, Kara.

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Speaker 2: That is a lot going on, but you're still standing.

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Speaker 2: Good for you. That's nice class but not least this

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Speaker 2: is a sweet one. Caroline wants to give her dad

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Speaker 2: huge thumbs up. He has been working little by little

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Speaker 2: to refurbish his nineteen fifty nine jeep. He's been working

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Speaker 2: on it for years and finally got it up and

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Speaker 2: running just in time to drive Caroline and her husband

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Speaker 2: away from their wedding back in September. It was so

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Speaker 2: cool to have that jeep as part of our big

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Speaker 2: day after years of watching it slowly get fixed up.

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Speaker 2: And she sent pics of she and her husband kissing

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Speaker 2: in the back of this nineteen fifty nine jeep being

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Speaker 2: driven away from this ceremonia.

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Speaker 1: That's awesome.

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Speaker 2: So thumbs up to you, Thumbs up to everybody, thanks

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Speaker 2: for sending to man.

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Speaker 1: And of course you can send your thumbs up too,

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Speaker 1: or your strange news stories to The Bananas Podcast DM

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Speaker 1: him on Instagram or the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 1: We are here with the inimitable and fantastic Chloe Radcliffe.

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Speaker 3: True, you know, I feel like it's never too late

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Speaker 3: to follow your dreams. Is sort of the is sort

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Speaker 3: of like a theme that has run through today because

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Speaker 3: it also was the old guy smoking cigarettes in the park.

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Speaker 3: True that he's now, he's now a celebrity. He's you know,

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Speaker 3: I bet that he spent his whole Like, I bet

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Speaker 3: he's been an entertainer for his whole life. I bet

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Speaker 3: he's wanted this kind of celebrity and this kind of

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Speaker 3: celebration and now he has it.

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Speaker 1: Also, Yeah, I love an old man who still smokes.

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Speaker 1: Of course, he has committed that is commitment seventy five

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Speaker 1: and still smoking. He probably starts smoking when he was ten,

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Speaker 1: like he is sixty five years of smoking.

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Speaker 2: I like that he's smart enough to say it's going

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Speaker 2: to be for five minutes. That's my favorite detail from

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Speaker 2: two to two o five or whatever it was.

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Speaker 1: That's actually the most comedic moment.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of people over the years. You know,

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Speaker 2: we have a lot of friends that are social smokers,

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Speaker 2: especially in college in Brooklyn, and they would always be like,

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Speaker 2: you know, we're deep in some drunken conversation about truly nothing,

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Speaker 2: and they're like, come outside, smoke a butt with me.

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Speaker 2: Smoke a butt. And every time I would smoke a

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Speaker 2: cigarette with a friend, which is maybe twenty five times

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Speaker 2: in my entire life, I was always like, I think

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Speaker 2: I'm doing this too fast, because I felt like cigarettes

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Speaker 2: would go away so fast that I understood why you

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Speaker 2: could smoke a pack a day because they really don't

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Speaker 2: take very long. But I was probably also inhaling.

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Speaker 3: I was gonna say, Scotty, your tolerance for substances, I

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Speaker 3: think is very high. I get this two or three

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Speaker 3: drags into a cigarette, and I am like, on the

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Speaker 3: third or fourth I am nauseous. Smoke so slowly, and

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Speaker 3: I love I love the first two or three drags,

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Speaker 3: but I have to smoke so slowly. I've made the

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Speaker 3: mistake of trying to stub it out and save it

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Speaker 3: because I'm the cheapest person I've ever met, so I'm like,

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Speaker 3: I don't want to waste half a cigarette, and I've

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Speaker 3: put it behind my ear and it smells.

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Speaker 4: It's the worst smell I've ever smelled in my entire life.

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Speaker 4: It's worse than burning hair.

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Speaker 3: There's nothing worse than a half used cigarette.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what is worse than a half you cigarette.

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Speaker 1: I know exactly what it is, which is because when

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Speaker 1: I was eighteen, me and three of my friends were

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Speaker 1: driving down to Baltimore from New Jersey and we decided

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Speaker 1: we're on the highway and it was cold out, and

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Speaker 1: so we kept the windows rolled up and then smoked

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Speaker 1: cigarettes in the car the whole way. And then my

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Speaker 1: car smelled with no windows open through four people smoking

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Speaker 1: and my car smelled like that. Like that, time's ten

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Speaker 1: anytime I got into my car for six.

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Speaker 2: Months, it was Jesus off.

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Speaker 1: It was so terrible. I mean, you know, do make

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Speaker 1: make dumb choices? You know, you find out, But that

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Speaker 1: is it. You want me to read this?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, hit it up.

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Speaker 1: Peruvian police use Kapa Bearra costume to lure, arrest it

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Speaker 1: and lure and arrest suspected drug dealers. This is an

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Speaker 1: ABC seven so funny. This was sent him by Copyhaste.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, copy Haste. The man dressing up Oh, this

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Speaker 1: is written by the digital.

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Speaker 2: Team Noble Swinging Digital team in Peru. Nobody wants the

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Speaker 2: guy in a costume story.

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Speaker 1: This was on ABC seven. Dressing up as an animal

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Speaker 1: might just be the best way to catch a suspect.

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Speaker 1: Exclamation point, which is rare in journalism to see an

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Speaker 1: exclamation point. That's right, get that's what police, Yeah exactly,

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Speaker 1: this is why it's the digital team. Nobody wanted to

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Speaker 1: That's what police in Peru did. A police officer in

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Speaker 1: a Kappa Bera costume captured a suspected drug dealer on Friday,

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Speaker 1: body cam foot shows the costumed official holding of Valentine's

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Speaker 1: Day gift. The disguised officer then charges into the home

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Speaker 1: when the door is open and pins the suspect down.

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Speaker 1: This is the same police unit that used a similar

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Speaker 1: strategy last year, wearing a Teddy Bear costume to lure

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Speaker 1: a suspect. Oh genius needed to get the door open.

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Speaker 1: I guess this is really definitely seems just like someone

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Speaker 1: describing a video. There is no reporting here whatsoever.

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Speaker 4: Doesn't need any what I saw on World Starve.

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Speaker 1: A lot of our also, a lot of our stories,

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Speaker 1: or at least the ones I choose, are that it's

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Speaker 1: just somewhat describing a reel that they saw.

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Speaker 2: But great, I would love a Capy Bearer costume. I've

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Speaker 2: never seen a Capy Bearer costume, and I think that'd

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Speaker 2: be a real hit.

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Speaker 4: How accurate is this costume?

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Speaker 3: Not?

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Speaker 1: Well, you know, not very But it has the head

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Speaker 1: right and then the body kind of looks like a hippopotamus.

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Speaker 3: I guess, Okay, so it's more of like a furry situation,

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Speaker 3: like it's something that a furry would wear.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a big or a mascot. It looks more

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Speaker 1: like a mascots Okay, yeah, yeah, if there was a

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Speaker 1: mascot for a you know, the largest road.

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Speaker 3: And sorry, why did they need to dress up as

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Speaker 3: a cafe Bera.

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Speaker 1: To get him to open the door. So he was

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Speaker 1: outside the door with the hot Valentine's Day gift. He

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Speaker 1: opens the door and then and then the capa Bera

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Speaker 1: tackles him. That's the best part about the video. Hell,

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Speaker 1: it's not other cops. It's the Cappa beerra who just

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Speaker 1: goes and takes them down. And then cops run in

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Speaker 1: and wow.

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Speaker 3: You'd be it works if you got arrested by a

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Speaker 3: cape Bera. No, you would never be allowed back on

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Speaker 3: n crow chat.

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Speaker 4: If you got taken down.

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Speaker 1: By a cave be it would just be you and

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Speaker 1: the cheese guy, though, you'd have to find your own

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Speaker 1: band forever ENCRYPTI channel.

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Speaker 2: Oh man. That's pretty funny though, because like you could

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Speaker 2: think of all the human things. They're like, ah, you

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Speaker 2: could send a guy to check the water meter and

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Speaker 2: they're like, they're never going to open the door for that.

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Speaker 2: You can be like you can send a package, like

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Speaker 2: a delivery guy, and they're like, no, never gonna happen.

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Speaker 2: You're like, how can we trick these Peruvians? Well, last year.

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Speaker 1: Teddy bear work.

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Speaker 2: A teddy bear worked pretty good. And then that same

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Speaker 2: guy didn't know that, so like a year later he's like,

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Speaker 2: it's not a teddy Bear, it's a cavy bear. This

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Speaker 2: is totally different experient.

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Speaker 3: They've got the head right, the body looks like a hippo,

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Speaker 3: but they've got they do have.

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Speaker 4: I want to see this costume.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, that's so cool. You want me to wrap

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Speaker 2: it up with one?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just give us the title.

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Speaker 2: Well, I might give you the whole thing because it's

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Speaker 2: only six sentences.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Jordan sent this in. Thank you Jordan, you send a

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Speaker 2: lot of good stories. My friend American student ends up

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Speaker 2: trapped in a giant vagina sculpture.

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Speaker 1: I thought we have done this one.

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Speaker 2: It just happened like two days ago.

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Speaker 1: This is the second vagina American trapped like me. I

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Speaker 1: swear to God we did this one before.

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Speaker 2: Go ahead, No, this one's brand spank.

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Speaker 1: I know that, But I mean I think a person

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Speaker 1: got stuck in.

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Speaker 2: This, oh, the same vagina years ago.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, it's a Germany.

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Speaker 4: They'll get you, man, they'll get the very tight vagina.

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Speaker 2: They'll get you American Exchange students sparked extraordinary rescue mission

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Speaker 2: when his leg became trapped inside a giant vagina sculptor.

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Speaker 2: It was a Dare Fire Department. Squad leader Marcus Moser

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Speaker 2: told NBC News the young man tried to pose for

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Speaker 2: an unusual photo mm hmm and climbed inside the artwork.

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Speaker 2: A total of twenty two workers with special equipment were

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Speaker 2: deployed to the scene in southern Germany. M hmm. They

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Speaker 2: needed twenty two.

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Speaker 1: That's that's amazing because German efficiency. That means there was

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Speaker 1: they used every person.

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Speaker 2: Yes, this happened on Friday last week to free the

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Speaker 2: twenty year old. But a forceps delivery was not necessary.

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Speaker 2: That's not even a great joke. That's sort of like

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Speaker 2: they wanted.

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Speaker 4: To avoid a c section. Yes, that's why they needed

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Speaker 4: so many people.

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Speaker 2: We were able to pull the victim out of with

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Speaker 2: our bare hands after twenty minutes. Moser said. The six

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Speaker 2: foot replica of female Genitalia was installed thirteen years ago

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Speaker 2: outside of Microbiology and Virology Department in the city of

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Speaker 2: Tubingin or Tubingin, it is worth and again ending with

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Speaker 2: a great sentence, if you had to guess how much

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Speaker 2: a third? How tall is this? A six foot vagina?

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Speaker 2: Was two hundred thousand US dollars.

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Speaker 1: I love it that they've just given the price.

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Speaker 2: Money well spent. Wow, Chloe, Where can they find you?

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Speaker 2: Where can they buy tickets today? To see you tonight?

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Speaker 4: Well tonight, I'm in Denver.

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Speaker 3: Tomorrow I'm gonna be stuck inside of a vagina sculpture,

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Speaker 3: but thank you.

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Speaker 4: Tonight I am at Denver Comedy Underground.

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Speaker 3: Tickets are available on my website Chloeidcliffe dot com, or

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00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:01,279
Speaker 3: there's a link in all of my bios on all

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Speaker 3: my socials, which are all at Chloe Badcliff like my

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Speaker 3: last name Radcliffe but bad But yes, it's at the

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Speaker 3: Denver Company Underground tonight, seven thirty December ninth.

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Speaker 4: You should come.

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Speaker 2: Bananimals, go dresses. Bananas will look great for the taping.

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Speaker 3: If she has a couple of bananas, Yeah, get the

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Speaker 3: little yellow heads.

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Speaker 2: In there, get your super brews, put on your at

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Speaker 2: Leisure slide inside of banana costume and represent Denver.

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Speaker 4: Get in there.

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Speaker 3: I'm doing my I am doing and Scotty, I'm doing

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Speaker 3: my solo show Cheat, which you brought up on Friday

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Speaker 3: of this week. December twelfth in New York.

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Speaker 4: So that's it. Ours Nova, all.

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Speaker 1: These tickets, Ours Nova is still going.

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Speaker 4: Ours Nova's still going. Man, We're still out there. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: it's great.

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Speaker 1: That's good to know.

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Speaker 4: All tickets are on my website Chloreadcliffe dot com. Go

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Speaker 4: check that out.

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Speaker 2: Great show. I loved it so how we became friends.

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Speaker 2: I went and saw it so good. All right, Well

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Speaker 2: that'll do it. Thanks to everybody on Exactly Right. Thank

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Speaker 2: you Chloe, Thank you, Curdie B. Great to see you,

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Speaker 2: and congratulations on your newfound freedom. Friend. Congratulate Bananas. Put

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Speaker 2: it on a shirt. Bananas is an Exactly Right media production.

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Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine. The catchy Bananas

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Speaker 2: theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

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Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 2: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and

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Speaker 2: Georgia Hartstart.

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Speaker 1: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot,

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Speaker 1: part time employee.

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Speaker 2: You can listen to Bananas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify,

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Speaker 2: or wherever you get your podcasts, and please feel free

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Speaker 2: to rate and review as many times as you can.

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Speaker 2: We love those five stars