Speaker 1: Hi, This is Eddie Peppertone from an underground bunker. I
Speaker 1: avoided watching this week show, but I read that it
Speaker 1: was about all the women coming back and I couldn't
Speaker 1: I couldn't have withstood it, so I went to an
Speaker 1: underground bunker. I'm in an undisclosed location, and I just
Speaker 1: want to say to the people out there who are
Speaker 1: watching this show, you don't know how much better I feel?
Speaker 1: Can you? Can you hear it in my voice that
Speaker 1: I didn't have to watch this week? I heard Jubilee
Speaker 1: came back. Do you know that? Even to say those words,
Speaker 1: it's just soul crushing to me, and I'm not. And
Speaker 1: I didn't have to see Jubilee come back. I didn't
Speaker 1: have to see Olivia come back. I didn't have to
Speaker 1: see any of them. I didn't have to see any
Speaker 1: of them. You don't know how good I feel. I
Speaker 1: feel liberated. Yes, I didn't have to see it. I
Speaker 1: didn't have to see it. Oh my god, it feels
Speaker 1: so good not having watched that show for one week.
Speaker 1: I heard Olivia came back, and Lace came back, and
Speaker 1: some guy had a tattoo of lace on his arm
Speaker 1: or something like that. I don't even know, and it
Speaker 1: feels good. But the fact that I know some of
Speaker 1: it is already crushing me. And I know the final
Speaker 1: is coming up, and I don't know how I'm going
Speaker 1: to get through it. I don't know how I'm going
Speaker 1: to get through it. I mean, I just feel so
Speaker 1: goddamn liberated. That's all I wanted to share. Okay, everybody,
Speaker 1: I'll see you next week. Maybe no entering dot com.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm going to get and it feels so good.
Speaker 1: I just gotta wonder the bush figure when this Wow,
Speaker 1: what lovers in the house welcome to Will you accept
Speaker 1: this Rose Special edition? The Women Tell All? This is
Speaker 1: Art Marine along with my very special co host, Aaron
Speaker 1: Aaron Boy, The Women Tell All. And did they send
Speaker 1: out a mandate to have jewel tone tops in the
Speaker 1: audience last night? Excellent? Excellent point. I didn't pick that
Speaker 1: up because my I have no fashion sense, But yes,
Speaker 1: it was a sea of jewel tone tops. Unlike I
Speaker 1: felt like I'm gonna go old school like post Phil Donahue,
Speaker 1: pre pre uh the chew. You know all right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's real, like the jewel tone mandate. I just want
Speaker 1: to say, and let me let me let me just
Speaker 1: I was happy to see. I believe Emily Henderson, the designer,
Speaker 1: was in the audience. There was a blond lady. She
Speaker 1: won uh and she won a competition to design competition.
Speaker 1: She was there clapping and laughing. I made the ultimate
Speaker 1: stake of just putting an almond in my mouth, you
Speaker 1: know what. I did that once when I, um, I
Speaker 1: got to fill in for a week on Good Day
Speaker 1: l A when Jillian Barbary who's no longer Barbary, Reynolds,
Speaker 1: who's no longer Reynolds, I don't know, I got to
Speaker 1: fill in, and so it was me was that I
Speaker 1: can see, oh my god, yeah, I mean I feel different.
Speaker 1: We I did do the weather, but I ate almonds.
Speaker 1: And then I had like almost like a coughing fit
Speaker 1: next to like Steve Edwards. And I believe it was
Speaker 1: interesting because at first it was like novel like ha
Speaker 1: ha ha, I'm do we love Steve everde like love affair,
Speaker 1: like will they won't they? They will? They will they
Speaker 1: love each other? But um but there like there was
Speaker 1: like a car chase my first day there, and I
Speaker 1: found myself kind of I found myself kind of wanting
Speaker 1: to root for the person who was getting away. And
Speaker 1: then it was it's like what if you know what,
Speaker 1: I don't care, you can't what. It's like an amber
Speaker 1: alert and you're like rooting for you know if it's
Speaker 1: like a if it's like a petty crime, Yeah, like
Speaker 1: a like a B and b any and no one
Speaker 1: gets hurt. And there it's a high speecha always always
Speaker 1: because you know they can't get away, but I like
Speaker 1: the gumption that they think they might. And then just
Speaker 1: like gas and then they cops pull around those tire things.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, it's exciting. In l A. There's a car
Speaker 1: chase every twenty four I get you know what, Apparently
Speaker 1: the rating spike when they have them because you cannot
Speaker 1: turn it off. Animal sprawl, monsters. And this was the
Speaker 1: ultimate car chase of the season. This was a slow
Speaker 1: It was like the transition even in like a good
Speaker 1: by the way before we get started, Aaron, I just
Speaker 1: want to say, I know you're having a hard time today.
Speaker 1: I know Peyton Manning retired and I just I know,
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about sports, but like the bat
Speaker 1: batt alert went up in the sky and I thought,
Speaker 1: my friends in trouble. That was I was. I was
Speaker 1: was slowly. I was, I was, I was weeping on
Speaker 1: the couch. I almost was about to say there was
Speaker 1: a basketball shape shadow, and then I realized that was
Speaker 1: a wrong sport. But I didn't know. I didn't know
Speaker 1: you were in trouble. I didn't know you were in trouble. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, as a as a lifelong A Manning fan, obviously, Eli,
Speaker 1: because I'm with the all in with the New York Giants. Obviously,
Speaker 1: I've always I've always cheered for Peyton and uh, you know,
Speaker 1: not there's a little not I wouldn't say tarnish. There's
Speaker 1: some creepy stories coming out that he might have done
Speaker 1: some stuff and whatever. There was a story, what is
Speaker 1: the story? Because I saw that it was like a
Speaker 1: sex The trainer said he put his junk near her
Speaker 1: face and he was like I mooned someone, and you
Speaker 1: know what, it was just one of those things that
Speaker 1: it's okay. But if I was a guy as a lady,
Speaker 1: I did a lot of dumb stuff like jokingly and
Speaker 1: but like nobody cared because it was something like a
Speaker 1: chunky redhead who was like, it's the only it's the
Speaker 1: only like you know what I mean, you just want
Speaker 1: everybody to go out totally smooth and it's like a
Speaker 1: little a little blip, but honestly, uh, he told himself,
Speaker 1: without like the horrible behavior on the field, mostly off
Speaker 1: the field, he was just so lovely. Aaron Andrews, is
Speaker 1: that her name got million? That was the worst story.
Speaker 1: Was so disgusting for her, You know what, I like
Speaker 1: to start a comedy podcast off fun just really know what.
Speaker 1: I texted my sister because me Megan was like a
Speaker 1: huge fan of The Bachelor, um and was like, Aaron
Speaker 1: andrew familion isn't is she a sportscaster? I said? I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was just a horrible story. And you know, if
Speaker 1: you don't know the story briefly, like someone you know
Speaker 1: installed a camera or hotel room and you tell these
Speaker 1: horrible nude nude photos. And I was like, I'd release
Speaker 1: release nude photos tomorrow her two million? Oh god, yeah willingly,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm me out of a couple of jams.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I would release nude photos. I might
Speaker 1: even take like I could probably take ten grands about
Speaker 1: grand and that almost felt high grand? Where did they
Speaker 1: come up with a number? You know what? She's a
Speaker 1: good looking lady, you know, I mean, she's in the
Speaker 1: public eye. She's you know, like a reputable harm not
Speaker 1: really millions, but I gotta say I was so excited
Speaker 1: for I mean, I just can't wait till next week.
Speaker 1: My friend, my friend's kid, who watches The Bachelor with her,
Speaker 1: has a theory about last week with the I Love yous.
Speaker 1: Her theory is that he panicked he said it to Lauren,
Speaker 1: and the producers were like, oh fuck, basically because it's
Speaker 1: never been said before, and they were like, you now
Speaker 1: have to say it to Joe Joe, and he's maybe
Speaker 1: like enough of like a sieve of a human being,
Speaker 1: just like that. He then believed he says it enough
Speaker 1: that he believes it. They thought, that's it's a it's
Speaker 1: a plausible from a fourteen year old. From the mouth
Speaker 1: of the fourteen year old came up. Fourteen year old
Speaker 1: came up with it. I actually thought, that's not a
Speaker 1: bad idea. She like early admissions like Stanford or you
Speaker 1: know what, if you have that much an analysis for Bachelor,
Speaker 1: we should write her some recommendation letters. I think she
Speaker 1: should read some jokes for me. I think she should
Speaker 1: definitely gaminally write some jokes for me, although can we
Speaker 1: I know it's we're jetting ahead, but the bathroom line
Speaker 1: at the very end, the teaser, oh, oh my god,
Speaker 1: was for me the best part of the show that
Speaker 1: you know, My favorite part of the show was the
Speaker 1: tiny horse at craft Service. Did you watch that? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, you got to watch the credits. There was
Speaker 1: a tiny The tiny horse was eating yes, yes, and
Speaker 1: on the dress and the bloopers. No, no, no. At
Speaker 1: the very end, at the very end, after they showed
Speaker 1: the little horse should be pose it and you want
Speaker 1: to watch that? Oh no, no, you need to see it.
Speaker 1: It was like little horse literally eating its way down
Speaker 1: the craft service, people knocking everything over. It ate like nachos,
Speaker 1: bowls of cereal through. It was the first day she walked.
Speaker 1: Somebody walked in a little horse, but the horse so
Speaker 1: somebody brought in a little I felt like there were
Speaker 1: men on the show who weren't there last night, Like
Speaker 1: where was the dentist with the rose in her head?
Speaker 1: Was she there last night? Oh? Yeah, no I didn't.
Speaker 1: I don't think I saw her. And and in fact,
Speaker 1: there were women that weren't on the show that were
Speaker 1: in dresses. But par did you see a couple of
Speaker 1: times when you're like, who is that lady? And then
Speaker 1: there was also remember the girl that had like the
Speaker 1: bad smelling pheromones, like she wasn't there last night. There
Speaker 1: was a lot of people You're like, where'd they go
Speaker 1: or were they there? And they just got no cameras
Speaker 1: time the horse lady wasn't there. Then that was the
Speaker 1: one with the dark hair about Shoshana or whatever, the
Speaker 1: mass teacher like sticking up like she was a part
Speaker 1: of the show. We're like you you got out did
Speaker 1: like too, and she was like, I'm gonna have my fine.
Speaker 1: By the way, she didn't have her Russian accent. She
Speaker 1: was the one that was like refused to speak English
Speaker 1: the first episode and then she's like, no, you you did.
Speaker 1: He said that like she had no acts on left. Okay,
Speaker 1: So starting out that he got emotional um uh, And
Speaker 1: they said that you know a year ago, did he
Speaker 1: say the line what were you doing a year ago?
Speaker 1: And did he say, yeah, I was on Tinder? He
Speaker 1: said that, yeah. I looked like when I was like,
Speaker 1: did he just say I didn't rewind that he did?
Speaker 1: How about the very first scene of him going to
Speaker 1: other parties and the babies. Onesie said hashtag hometowns, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, and that he was excited. We all know
Speaker 1: what we wanted. We wanted to see hashtag fantasy suits
Speaker 1: if there was a baby. You know, that's right. We
Speaker 1: have to discuss the party, the parties, as if those
Speaker 1: go on every Monday night, like as if. With that,
Speaker 1: it was like growing ups in onesies with full charts
Speaker 1: because they weren't even that far in if, like if,
Speaker 1: like Amber was still on the screen, like they were
Speaker 1: only in Mexico City at that point, and then they
Speaker 1: had like full like foam core boards of like with husbands,
Speaker 1: no way our husbands around and on a weekly Monday
Speaker 1: night basis of like forty people watching my favorite is
Speaker 1: and they do this every season. It just still makes
Speaker 1: me giggle. Um is the go do you lower your voice? Ben?
Speaker 1: They don't know where coming in a four camera shoot,
Speaker 1: that's shooting. I've been walking ahead. I was like, oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Well the girls who was at one of the parties
Speaker 1: and uh she said he was very handsome and she
Speaker 1: thought he was probably a dummy. Well, yeah, I think
Speaker 1: we concluded that first episode. I also want to say,
Speaker 1: and you know, I love me some Chris Harrison, but
Speaker 1: watching him like with say Jubilee or or Olivia, and
Speaker 1: he's like, it's like, oh, you're like the devil because
Speaker 1: you're like because you seem like a really good therapist.
Speaker 1: You seem like a good listener, and he knows what
Speaker 1: to do. And when she was talking about like people
Speaker 1: writing horrible things about her online and he's like what
Speaker 1: like what like what like but like in a way
Speaker 1: that sounded like she'd paid a therapist. But him saying
Speaker 1: like what like what? I thought, Oh my god, you
Speaker 1: might not be a good guy. I'm just on me now.
Speaker 1: I thought, um, you know, even in the parties, like
Speaker 1: I thought Chris Harrison was just like, you know, would
Speaker 1: you always say bonzone right like he wanted to was like,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, he's trying to bang half
Speaker 1: that part. He was trying to wean jam half of
Speaker 1: the Hill Queen Jam the weeen Jammer. Okay, Leah, how
Speaker 1: about Leah got the amount of booze? And this showed
Speaker 1: me that like the producer saw an opening to send
Speaker 1: Leah into like trash Lauren. But that like, now that
Speaker 1: we get to know Leaut a little more, she legitimately
Speaker 1: does suck like they picked the right she sucks like.
Speaker 1: I didn't think she. I thought she sort of got
Speaker 1: off the hook in this program. She and I talked
Speaker 1: to Lauren being we're fine. I'm like, first of all,
Speaker 1: then she sort of blamed it on Ben. I was like,
Speaker 1: what are you know shocking about your horrors? She sucks?
Speaker 1: Amber socks Amber sock Amber three times? You're if your
Speaker 1: three stricks, you're out if you don't know was a fan,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you stay, Yeah, she's she Amber. Excuse
Speaker 1: me Amber, Like, I don't know. This is what I
Speaker 1: have to say about Amber. Yes, oh yeah, it was involved.
Speaker 1: I think my I think my favorite moment Lee was
Speaker 1: involved in because when they were when the twins, by
Speaker 1: the way, I love now, I went in the opposite direction.
Speaker 1: I found them to be so oh, this is just just
Speaker 1: a cat scratching and we're at We're at the home
Speaker 1: studio Aaron Folo today. Um, I thought that I thought
Speaker 1: the twins were really a bit much. I was reading
Speaker 1: for them the whole time. But then like Olivia became
Speaker 1: sympathetic and then and listen, I'm not I thought she
Speaker 1: handled herself. We'll get to it. I thought she handed
Speaker 1: herself very well. And then the twins I was just like,
Speaker 1: they just became like bitch corner. Yeah, and then I thought,
Speaker 1: like the best moment was they were ganging up on
Speaker 1: Olivia and Lee is like he did right back at
Speaker 1: her and she and what was that line were? And
Speaker 1: then the twin said, um, that's beyond the point right now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly because they did say the breath and the toes
Speaker 1: and the fat k this is mean back. If you
Speaker 1: start picking up somebody's physical appearance, you know what you get.
Speaker 1: You get this. I'm so ready to move into my
Speaker 1: like fat guy morning DJ phase in my life, Like
Speaker 1: I'm ready to be like I'm ready to be like
Speaker 1: big Run with the morning Zoo Drive and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: like and I I'm just ready to not listen to
Speaker 1: my guests like come in and just be glassy eyed
Speaker 1: and angry, like what do you here for? What? Clubby
Speaker 1: Plant morning Radio on the road is so heinous. Okay.
Speaker 1: My favorite thing in the night, aside from the tiny
Speaker 1: horse eating from was the chicken. I love chicken and
Speaker 1: thank you for your service. When he said that to
Speaker 1: thank you for your service, what he said to I
Speaker 1: don't mean to jump from the chicken to Jubilee. But
Speaker 1: when Chris Harrison, when he had after he went from
Speaker 1: a moment when she was saying that she was back
Speaker 1: in the military and then he I didn't mean to
Speaker 1: jump from that to that. But let's start with the
Speaker 1: chicken and then I'll edit that down. That was at
Speaker 1: what minute twelve twelve fifty? Um, okay, the chicken. What
Speaker 1: was the chicken's name, Janice? What was the chicken? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like a Jessica or a Janet or a
Speaker 1: jet like it was a real It was like Janet
Speaker 1: got really Janet Apolitano, and I like that Janet went
Speaker 1: over to um lace. I enjoyed that the chicken lady
Speaker 1: actually is a chicken lady. She actually, for real is
Speaker 1: a chicken enthusiasts. She's really good looking, she's cute, super cute.
Speaker 1: Just because she likes chickens. Doesn't that My two favorite
Speaker 1: shots were the chicken and then every time Emily the
Speaker 1: Twins spoke, there was tiss behind her, the boobs jumps
Speaker 1: McGhee and the giving was Ariola like it was almost
Speaker 1: like full on area. Hey, let's go with no bra all.
Speaker 1: Great idea, it's a great idea. Hanging on dangling on
Speaker 1: Emily's head. They were dangling on her head. So I
Speaker 1: can't even remember that girl. I barely remember her. I
Speaker 1: don't remember her either. Um, would it be amazing if
Speaker 1: they for real took two people that were not involved
Speaker 1: in the whole show, kept waiting for our brother in arms,
Speaker 1: Eddie Peppertone to be in a jewel tone tunic in
Speaker 1: the crowding. If Eddie had been in a jewel tone tunic,
Speaker 1: I would have it would just like, like, just do
Speaker 1: some of those things. Oh, they did have that guy
Speaker 1: with the lace tattoo that was clearly like a p
Speaker 1: a that they made do that. Hannah God, I hope,
Speaker 1: I'm we're hoping it's Hannah. Right, Okay, can we let's
Speaker 1: just cut right? So let's talk about ju Believe from
Speaker 1: one second, I was not feeling her last night. She
Speaker 1: felt like a pain in the ass. And I've always
Speaker 1: been a real Juby Booby fan. I'll love me some Jubes.
Speaker 1: She just felt like a drama queen. Yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say it. We were all rooting for Jubes. Would Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think she's got a lot of good qualities, But
Speaker 1: I think, um, you know, what I think. She said
Speaker 1: it perfectly. She said she thinks she's like hard to date, right,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, it was hard. I think you're a
Speaker 1: little hard to day. She wasn't fun, she just got less,
Speaker 1: not granted her entire family, I mean, and she has
Speaker 1: a top story, so like, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: It did feel like the line of the night, not
Speaker 1: just for Jubilee but for everybody was look, I've never
Speaker 1: done this, but like like that was sort of a
Speaker 1: way to have no accountability for anything, like, look, there's
Speaker 1: no rule book on how to do this Arden. I
Speaker 1: think for sure the theme of all these women, no listen,
Speaker 1: they're putting the worst there. It Ben gets to Ben
Speaker 1: gets to do all the emotions and figuring out and
Speaker 1: be confused. But when the women start getting confused, they're out.
Speaker 1: They're gone, right, But that's the show. But the no accountability,
Speaker 1: it was literally like I'm going to push this full
Speaker 1: glass of water off the table. What do you mean
Speaker 1: there's water everywhere? Yeah, it was like, yeah, push the
Speaker 1: glass and it's like, well, I've never been on this
Speaker 1: TV show before, so I didn't know what happened with
Speaker 1: gravity on the Bachelor. Maybe water wouldn't fall. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It was maybe the rules don't apply in Calabasas. It was.
Speaker 1: It was cringe. It was cringe worthy at time. I
Speaker 1: know that I've gotten to know all the women. I
Speaker 1: was really bored by our selections this year. I felt really, yeah, bored,
Speaker 1: you know what. I look at that. I looked around,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, and I was like, none
Speaker 1: of them to me are like wow, Like, honestly, I
Speaker 1: think the one I like the most really is Becca.
Speaker 1: I did call him Chris in a Okay, that's amazing.
Speaker 1: That was amazing. But like when I like, I get
Speaker 1: a good feeling when I look at her, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: she would be like I'd have a beer with her
Speaker 1: or whatever. But the rest I'm just like, she's been
Speaker 1: on the Bachelor twice. Yeah, probably because I know her
Speaker 1: a little bit. Now, I feel like I know her.
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, so then we have let's talk about lace.
Speaker 1: Now I have to say, um late, still I'm just
Speaker 1: obsessed with There was a let me too. Lace was
Speaker 1: the most interesting one. Lace should be the new bachelorette.
Speaker 1: That would be interesting. Here was the thing. There was
Speaker 1: a lady really hating on lace. In the audience. They
Speaker 1: had a reaction shot and you didn't watch. I watched
Speaker 1: the after the rose were Lace kept her dignity and
Speaker 1: refused to say yes. They tried to push her to
Speaker 1: going onto Bachelor in Paradise, and I was sad for
Speaker 1: her that she'd given into them, but happy for all
Speaker 1: of us that she did. Yeah. I I had a
Speaker 1: moment where I was like, Wow, Lace is like killing
Speaker 1: it right. She's handling herself Lace one less. You know,
Speaker 1: she's like a weebel wobble. You know, at any moment
Speaker 1: she's going to tip over and you just hope she
Speaker 1: stands up right. But Bachelor, when he was like Paradise,
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, here we go. He's over. She's
Speaker 1: tipped over. That's the thing. She really held her ground.
Speaker 1: She was sober last time. I don't know if she
Speaker 1: still is. But like he felt like like it's her
Speaker 1: is her? Excuse me? Is her? Like it's like it's
Speaker 1: her mom, her only support group. Like it's just like
Speaker 1: then you get sort of attached and you get protected, protective,
Speaker 1: And I feel protective of lady. She's a tall lady. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I feel like she's got a lot of potential
Speaker 1: to get it together. But b I page she's going
Speaker 1: down like the Bachelor Paradise, like she's going to have
Speaker 1: a couple of margarite. She's going I can let her
Speaker 1: maintain her sobriety, I'm bad sor in Paradise. That being said,
Speaker 1: I would like a couple. You know, for viewership, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be it's gonna make me probably watch. Well, you're
Speaker 1: gonna make me watch because we're doing it. But me
Speaker 1: being like, oh god, how is Lace gonna end up?
Speaker 1: Is gonna I have to the treaty. I think Lace.
Speaker 1: I think Lace is going to have a love story
Speaker 1: in Paradise. Well, I I hope, so I'm Lace. I
Speaker 1: gotta say Lace might be my favorite person to come
Speaker 1: out of the season in this year. Um, I just
Speaker 1: want one chard in a Lace and and just to
Speaker 1: say Lace is really enjoying herself from the Bachelor and Paradise.
Speaker 1: Look at this. Look I gotta see. There's no way
Speaker 1: you're not going to get that. Lace can't help but
Speaker 1: deliver that. I think we're gonna lose Eddie by then.
Speaker 1: I don't think Eddie Eddie. I don't think Eddie's going
Speaker 1: to do I don't know if we Eddie, he's even
Speaker 1: a live right now because of what we've done to him,
Speaker 1: and I I take full responsibility that. By the way,
Speaker 1: after the final, after our final podcast, we're gonna have
Speaker 1: Eddie tells all and we're gonna let bring in Eddie
Speaker 1: for final like after the Rose with Eddie pepitone, and
Speaker 1: we're gonna see psychologically, we're gonna really do some testencye
Speaker 1: what happened. He can face his tormentors and uh, we're
Speaker 1: gonna have to take the punishment, just like Ben Higgins
Speaker 1: did last night. Okay, So then there was the Twins
Speaker 1: in Olivia fight. Now, Okay, there was a moment where
Speaker 1: she sincerely apologized at the end and that was nice,
Speaker 1: but overall, I still felt like, I don't know if
Speaker 1: she gets it, Like I think I did bring books
Speaker 1: to read. There was still obscure a responsibility. She did
Speaker 1: understand that she offended single moms out there. I think
Speaker 1: she got that, she got that, but that's a you know,
Speaker 1: we're not I still felt like we're dealing with someone that, um,
Speaker 1: you know, unfortunately, as a woman, you have these cringe
Speaker 1: worthy moments, uh and listen to the show is supid,
Speaker 1: super cheesy and fun and I'm all in, but like
Speaker 1: you know, you're we're not dealing with it with the
Speaker 1: with you know, like these aren't some shining moments. But
Speaker 1: I did think she got a big old size of
Speaker 1: humble pie. And whether she's going to take this life
Speaker 1: lesson into greater taxes area may probably not, but she
Speaker 1: did I thought handle herself the best. Yes, she or
Speaker 1: she handled herself very well considering and that social media
Speaker 1: bulling thing that felt super real. Agree with you, I
Speaker 1: think that's all real and super awful. Mean, like people
Speaker 1: are so many people are mean anyway, I'll tell you,
Speaker 1: Like we get trolled all the time, like, well, if
Speaker 1: I ever win at midnight, like the few times I've won,
Speaker 1: like people are like I hate her face, she's not
Speaker 1: her voice, Like I get my face gets attacked, my
Speaker 1: voice gets attacked and my laugh gets attacked. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: why I've now lost the last few times I've been
Speaker 1: on it's awful, Like you, like, you work so hard
Speaker 1: in your stand up career and then you're on your
Speaker 1: on Conan and it's like the greatest thing ever. And
Speaker 1: then it goes online and the first comments are her
Speaker 1: hands are massive and you're like, okay, all right, and
Speaker 1: I've officially retired. And here's the thing too, It's like
Speaker 1: you you hear all that ship and like I can't
Speaker 1: even imagine being like fifteen and coming up through that,
Speaker 1: you know what we mean, like getting I did feel
Speaker 1: like that was a real moment with you. I agree
Speaker 1: with you, the social media moment, but I do think
Speaker 1: she's still like I. I did enjoy the twins saying quote,
Speaker 1: we like to read books and smart things too, some
Speaker 1: of the smart things called back and or my jam
Speaker 1: being a mom. Being a mom is a jam? Is
Speaker 1: my jam? I like that the callbacks is smart thing
Speaker 1: and jams are amazing. I gotta say, we like to
Speaker 1: read book smart things too. Okay, let's get to Amanda
Speaker 1: for a second, because she she had lost her voice,
Speaker 1: and I thought she was. She was so sweet with Ben,
Speaker 1: so sweet because she led him off the hawk of
Speaker 1: meeting her kids. Because I think there was maybe a
Speaker 1: moment where people were like, boy, he met the kids,
Speaker 1: running on your feet that I like a needy kitty.
Speaker 1: I like for kids. I like a needy kitty. Why
Speaker 1: don't you feed your cats? Um? Okay, team sex, but
Speaker 1: they're prodding They're prodding the Chris Harris and prodding like,
Speaker 1: why are you emotional? You seem emotional? Well, I know
Speaker 1: you just made an ass out of yourself in front
Speaker 1: of a gazillion to like every single person. I was like,
Speaker 1: you're getting where are these tears from? Well, because I'm
Speaker 1: talking about how my whole family died. And then I
Speaker 1: just embarrassed. And I just watched myself get dumped, and
Speaker 1: I watched myself maybe not be a lady like if
Speaker 1: there was cameras on me all the time, I do
Speaker 1: some shady ship. I stole four things from your apartment
Speaker 1: before we even started, and I'm gonna have to so
Speaker 1: I have them back. Okay, wait a minute, Team sex Panther,
Speaker 1: why do we not own those tank tops? I literally
Speaker 1: was like, then I just had one to said panther.
Speaker 1: I was like, I love all of this. This is amazing. Team.
Speaker 1: You can see um. You could see that she enjoyed
Speaker 1: watching her playback of him calling her the sex panther.
Speaker 1: So we all know, Okay, we have not acknowledged the
Speaker 1: greatest moments of the season. We have not even acknowledged
Speaker 1: and this was a boring season. We have not even
Speaker 1: acknowledged they made the greatest error. So everybody online allegedly
Speaker 1: she's the new bachelorette. Kathy. I'm gonna kill myself. She's
Speaker 1: my secret crazy pick. She is not secret crazy anymore.
Speaker 1: She's crazy. They usually announce it right, they announced it
Speaker 1: at the end, like after the rows, after the row.
Speaker 1: Because sometimes I feel like they have I'd have to
Speaker 1: call mers of the historian, but I felt like that
Speaker 1: they do have announced it. They've announced it a woman
Speaker 1: tell Hopefully they do it after the row is because um,
Speaker 1: and that's why they don't pick the number two, because
Speaker 1: they don't want you how to have just americant. I've
Speaker 1: just watched you be dumped art And that's interesting because
Speaker 1: I thought the big reveal I forgot. Maybe I'm confusing
Speaker 1: women tell all with that. It's the same stage. It's
Speaker 1: the same stage after like you know, a gazillion seasons
Speaker 1: in a row, right, and before it was like they
Speaker 1: were going to pick the third. But you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Now it's become kind of like perfunctory, if
Speaker 1: that's the word. I think that's the word. Uh, But
Speaker 1: now you know what you like? Smart things like smart
Speaker 1: smart stuff, smart things. But when I saw Kayla, and
Speaker 1: this is how so program I am because I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm assuming she's gonna be the next bachelor at whatever
Speaker 1: I literally was. She's not dolled up enough like they do.
Speaker 1: That's why, like at one point when it wasn't like,
Speaker 1: you know, that's the way it's going to go down,
Speaker 1: we'd look for the one that was like most made
Speaker 1: up and hot, I felt, but that'll be, that'll be
Speaker 1: in two weeks. That just take a mental image of
Speaker 1: what she looked like last night and what she looks like.
Speaker 1: Well next week, Oh but don't they have after the rose,
Speaker 1: after the three hours? Okay, so next week she will
Speaker 1: I'm telling you she will look completely dulled up. Next month,
Speaker 1: she it's gonna be so boring. She's so boring. We
Speaker 1: just have to hope her goodbye. I'd rather watch her mom.
Speaker 1: I liked her mom. I'd rather honestly, I'd rather well, well,
Speaker 1: I just then, I just wish he had picked Kayla
Speaker 1: and then Jojo could be next bachelorette, because as much
Speaker 1: as I think Jojo kind of sold out a little, like,
Speaker 1: I wish Jojo was the next bachelorette. She's fun and interesting.
Speaker 1: I agree with you. I am not as anti Jojo
Speaker 1: as you are. I'm not fully anti Jojo, who was
Speaker 1: just like the last week or two, I'm like, I
Speaker 1: also liked that. Okay, So just talking about her for
Speaker 1: one second, Kayla when they were talking about like and
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, there was that moment when you got
Speaker 1: out of the pool, and I was thinking, what the
Speaker 1: heck did we just do? Because they I'm like thinking, like,
Speaker 1: you mean because you guys sucked all night? I know. Oh.
Speaker 1: I literally was like, wait a minute, was that her
Speaker 1: reference to like, what do we do? We fucked all night? Like?
Speaker 1: How do we fuck all night? One of my also
Speaker 1: favorite moments was Kayla when she was like, um, like,
Speaker 1: how many dates are they going? What? Like four? Um?
Speaker 1: She was like I don't think I've ever met anyone
Speaker 1: that could really like that could like figured me out.
Speaker 1: And I was like, you're not aerobics cube, Like I
Speaker 1: think someone who could have cracked her code, her codes
Speaker 1: like one, two, three, four, you know what I mean. Well,
Speaker 1: it's when she was like, I just missed him. I
Speaker 1: want to know how he's doing. He's like, you never
Speaker 1: asked him. Neither of you asked each other one question.
Speaker 1: So maybe you're missed getting in the bone don't like
Speaker 1: at Sandals Jamaica, but like you miss how he's doing.
Speaker 1: I don't think I ever saw anyone ask anyone a
Speaker 1: question on this season of the Bachelor. Yeah, it was luting.
Speaker 1: Nobody's saying, wow, are you still hung up on Caitlin
Speaker 1: because you told her you loved her? That never happened,
Speaker 1: And he's so like, um, now I feel like and
Speaker 1: you know, Grant, I'm sure he's a nice guy, it's
Speaker 1: super cute whatever, but he just it seems like now
Speaker 1: he's like the answers are so like, my god, because
Speaker 1: he said it's he said, he's so smart. He it
Speaker 1: actually feels like I could take a cue from Ben Higgins,
Speaker 1: like he's a dummy, but he's well spoken, so he
Speaker 1: knows how to do this. Well, I'm really glad you
Speaker 1: asked that, Like you started out with a compliment, like
Speaker 1: you know that's I'm really glad you brought that up.
Speaker 1: That's a really good point. Like he enjoyed sucking you
Speaker 1: all night long in the fantasy. Yeah, and that was real.
Speaker 1: All night was real. My penis was in You don't
Speaker 1: even don't even think it was someone else's penis. It
Speaker 1: was definitely my penis. I had it in yet he
Speaker 1: owned it. And breakfast was great. But I just thought
Speaker 1: these other two women, when I had my penis in them,
Speaker 1: it felt better. And I talked to my Jesus tattoo
Speaker 1: and it said, you know what the Lord told me,
Speaker 1: go to the other two. I mean, okay, So now
Speaker 1: we're down to the previews for next week. Wait do
Speaker 1: we miss anything? I don't think so. Then we have
Speaker 1: Leah's throwing shade. Oh Leah. Honestly, I kept writing, I
Speaker 1: kept saying that, like, oh, she's the worst, But I
Speaker 1: honestly think Leah's the worst. I think Leah is the worst.
Speaker 1: I think she's real drag. She was a real dragon.
Speaker 1: Then and then turns the table and like makes it
Speaker 1: like Ben's faults. She's an ass. That was desperate measures
Speaker 1: from a desperate woman. When those women start asking like
Speaker 1: it's basically, why didn't you love me? Why didn't you
Speaker 1: pick me, That's when it gets That's when Jubilee to me,
Speaker 1: Jubilee was like, um it just what's funny? I was
Speaker 1: watching back and you let them have it, just like
Speaker 1: because you know what, you started sucking pouting and you
Speaker 1: got weird. I don't know how else to say it.
Speaker 1: I'm not into Jubes, Jubes, Jubes. I feel like it
Speaker 1: is gonna is like going to be like a slow cook,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like I think she's gonna
Speaker 1: she's gonna get better when she gets as she gets older,
Speaker 1: you know, No, no, I wish Jubes. Well do you
Speaker 1: think I hope Jups finds a kind man? Like I
Speaker 1: think she said, not a bad person. But I but
Speaker 1: like the sulky stuff. Yeah, you don't want you don't
Speaker 1: want dirty. You don't want like a load of diaper.
Speaker 1: You don't want to date a load of diaper. You
Speaker 1: know what, maybe you just have like a long weekend
Speaker 1: with a load of diaper, but you don't want to
Speaker 1: date or marry the load of diaper. No, I mean
Speaker 1: load of diaper has to like come with like a
Speaker 1: bag of cash or like like you know, cash is
Speaker 1: are going right? My tips are going to be on
Speaker 1: social media for ten grand arter Kickstarter. By the way,
Speaker 1: I just got a text from someone I don't even
Speaker 1: know who. I said, Hey, Andre, Okay, I'm I'm like
Speaker 1: for like hey Andre, Hey Andre, I just launched a
Speaker 1: small campaign for a film I'm directing. I'd love your
Speaker 1: support or help sharing with others. Hope you're doing great,
Speaker 1: and I kicked on it. I was like, I've never
Speaker 1: seen this person before. How do they get your digits
Speaker 1: and why do they think I'm andre for fifty two thousand,
Speaker 1: I will release artist nine six nine six nine. Alright,
Speaker 1: so coming up for the um for next week. So
Speaker 1: this phone call, they didn't play up the phone call again.
Speaker 1: And the phone call I think the person crying on
Speaker 1: the floor of the bathroom was after he dumped her.
Speaker 1: I think it was after he dumped her and it
Speaker 1: was like because he was like, but you love her too,
Speaker 1: Like I'm in love with you, yes, but you love
Speaker 1: her too yes. I think that's when he was like,
Speaker 1: I'm in love with you, but I have to let
Speaker 1: you go. I think it happened in the bathroom. I
Speaker 1: think in the bathroom, no way. I think campy it's
Speaker 1: got to be the night before because they picture the
Speaker 1: two women in dresses coming by mono rail and hot
Speaker 1: air balloon. I think the bathroom is like you know
Speaker 1: how they do like the day they have like a
Speaker 1: sexy day, and then they have the night, but they
Speaker 1: have to end it right, they can't do the sleepover,
Speaker 1: and it gets super emotional and then like pasty and
Speaker 1: people come out with like you know, photo albums of
Speaker 1: their time together end scarves, and the grandmother calls via skype, right,
Speaker 1: so they all their cards are in. I think that's
Speaker 1: definitely Jojo, don't you think definitely? I think Jojo in
Speaker 1: the bathroom. Yeah, yeah, with the candlestick. But I think
Speaker 1: I think the I think the jojob in the bathroom,
Speaker 1: and by that I mean he t bagged Jojo. How
Speaker 1: they end up on the bathroom floor, God knows how,
Speaker 1: but I do think. I do think that. I think
Speaker 1: he's told her he's in love with Lauren. She starts calling.
Speaker 1: He's like, let me in, Jojo, Jojo, let me in. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll let you in. I'll buzz you in from the toilet,
Speaker 1: and then he comes in. There's also after they've been
Speaker 1: to Neil Lane and they pick out their rings together
Speaker 1: than Neil Lane. I do think though, I do think
Speaker 1: the bathroom is Joe Joe. I think the bathrooms Jojo,
Speaker 1: and that sets it up for Jojo Kivo. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think Jojo Hivo. And then but I think they both
Speaker 1: come in and have dramatic moments on that pre made sandals.
Speaker 1: What's the phone call? I keep forgetting about the phone call?
Speaker 1: Now they wait and see it. I bet the phone
Speaker 1: call is even before. But the phone call is like
Speaker 1: do his mom before? His mom is horrified, bo what
Speaker 1: she's creating? Did we did? I can't remember what was
Speaker 1: said in the phone call? Was it like really? I
Speaker 1: think it was sort of like they made it seemed
Speaker 1: like hello, They made it seem like he sent somebody away,
Speaker 1: like and then he was like bringing. But it's not
Speaker 1: that I can't know. I think that the phone call
Speaker 1: is like edited in from four seasons ago and it's
Speaker 1: just a hand holding like an old iPhone. And then
Speaker 1: he's like, Siri, how do I get myself out of
Speaker 1: this jam? The bathroom floor? Um? Yeah, I think it's uh.
Speaker 1: His mom looked at him as likest. His mom is
Speaker 1: tough stuff. She wouldn't like me. I wouldn't pass her.
Speaker 1: She'd be like, she's too much, she's a handful. She's
Speaker 1: not a good Christian girl. I think that Joe Joe,
Speaker 1: and she finds out that she's Persian, that's going to
Speaker 1: be a problem. I'm I'm wondering like, oh, yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: I just I can Lauren. Oh, by the way, we
Speaker 1: bought in US Weekly. Okay, we bought in US Weekly
Speaker 1: and it says I put her, I put my fiance
Speaker 1: through hell score. Yeah, it's I think he's so I
Speaker 1: gotta get it. Yeah, it's it's it's that horrible thing.
Speaker 1: Where do you wait? Do you think he tells Lauren?
Speaker 1: Do you think he tells Lauren that he's I don't
Speaker 1: think he tells Lauren that he said I love you
Speaker 1: to Jojo. But I think he says Jojo that he's
Speaker 1: in love with Lauren, and that's why Jojo gets dumped.
Speaker 1: But then he's gonna go watch this with But then
Speaker 1: he's gotta go watch this and the thing it's another
Speaker 1: clip ardent of him saying I love you, like seventy
Speaker 1: five times to each of them. It's gonna be Lauren
Speaker 1: and poor Jojo doesn't even get to be the Bachelor,
Speaker 1: but she'll probably be in Bachelor in Paradise. Do you
Speaker 1: think do you think Jojo goes b I p She's
Speaker 1: got it right right, yeah, deaf deaf jamal a. When
Speaker 1: is when is Bachelor in Paradise? Start by the way,
Speaker 1: but I'm so bummed out. Okay, here's my final thing
Speaker 1: to our fans out there, and by that I mean
Speaker 1: my mom. Thanks for listening, mom Um. Okay, it doesn't
Speaker 1: start till summer. So here's the question. Do we just
Speaker 1: take a break from our podcast or do we watch
Speaker 1: something else? RuPaul drag Race just started? Do you watch
Speaker 1: that show? I do not there? Do you want to
Speaker 1: do another show with me? I'd love to do another show,
Speaker 1: so you know, maybe we'll please email and suggestions of
Speaker 1: what we could watch. We could do Game of Thrones.
Speaker 1: I'd have to get my HBO subscription back. I don't think.
Speaker 1: Let's let's see what's up. I mean, do we do
Speaker 1: an elimination thing? Do we do something like this? Or
Speaker 1: do we do like like do we just pick a
Speaker 1: random show? I think we pick a random show. We
Speaker 1: pick a rando like some new cable shell, some hot
Speaker 1: off the press ship show. All right, I'll watch something
Speaker 1: I've never done sci fi. I've never done Game of It.
Speaker 1: I could come in the season like eleven having literally
Speaker 1: never seen it and have no idea what's happening, and
Speaker 1: do a Game of Thrones with you. It doesn't matter
Speaker 1: because it's so confusing. When does it start? I think
Speaker 1: it starts soon. All right, I'll do Game of Thrones.
Speaker 1: I've never seen it. I don't want to know any backstory.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna not catch up at all. We've just announced it.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do Game of It's just it's so confused.
Speaker 1: I couldn't be less interesting. Also, I don't do Walking Dead,
Speaker 1: but there's already talking we're gonna do Game of Thrones.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be terrible for any real fan, and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have to relate it to bachelor things that'll hold
Speaker 1: us over. Any may actually now be allowed in the
Speaker 1: studio with us, because I bet he watches it. Maybe
Speaker 1: it's it's so ridiculous. I don't know if I'm gonna
Speaker 1: like yet. Listen, we'll talk about it off microphone. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's not that a. Let us not how you feel
Speaker 1: about Game of Thrones, or if you have another suggestion,
Speaker 1: or well, I'm only go off roading. Yeah, we gotta
Speaker 1: pick something super popular, though, I think, how about will
Speaker 1: you accept this bone throne? Will you accept this whole
Speaker 1: game of Bones? You? Wait? All right? So are we
Speaker 1: are we in agreement that we think it's Lauren, that
Speaker 1: it's Jojo, I'm gonna lose my mind. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: excited if it was Jojo because actually shows a little
Speaker 1: bit of like get up and go on his parts.
Speaker 1: No way, it's gotta make that woman happy. Be oh,
Speaker 1: I like Joe. Joe, it's a it's a family. He
Speaker 1: can't make happy. It's it's gonna dodge a bullet. Dodge
Speaker 1: a bullet. Yeah, Jojoe's body is ridiculous. She's smoking. She's
Speaker 1: a smoke house. She's a smoke house. Well, I'm so
Speaker 1: excited to watch the Game of Bones, Bones of Thrones.
Speaker 1: You gotta get sex pancer t shirts. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: we've got to get Thank you guys so much for listening.
Speaker 1: I really hope you know what. Here's to you, Here's
Speaker 1: to you the jobs you guys do this for our
Speaker 1: first season. So season two will be Game of Throne.
Speaker 1: Season three we'll be Bachelor in Paradise. Season three will
Speaker 1: be Bachelor in Paradise. I have to watch that now,
Speaker 1: I'll watch it. I'll watch Are you kidding me? It'll
Speaker 1: actually because our next person is Kayla, It'll be the
Speaker 1: only fucking interesting thing in the Bachelor franchise this year.
Speaker 1: You better hope there's some weird wild art and kayless
Speaker 1: season that then becomes a new Bachelor. Okay, let's talk
Speaker 1: about this real quick before friendship ship. Um, looking at
Speaker 1: those women last night, who do you who do you
Speaker 1: think is gonna be pulled for b I P Who
Speaker 1: do you want to be? They're gonna try to pull Olivia? Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you think? Olivia says yes, yes, I think Olivia.
Speaker 1: I think Lace. They're gonna do some bland one. There'll
Speaker 1: be some bland maybe Amanda. They love a single mom?
Speaker 1: Really do they love single moms? They love a single mom?
Speaker 1: I bet they? I bet that pull that kindergarten lady
Speaker 1: who I cannot stay. Oh god, yes, it's like that's
Speaker 1: Matt McCarthy's dreamgirl. What he loved her. He missed his episode.
Speaker 1: That was his girl. I'm calling Matt right now. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. We're going to actually get like other kinds
Speaker 1: of guests when we do Game of Thrones, people who
Speaker 1: actually know people. The thing about Game of Ones why
Speaker 1: it could be fun is because I don't even remotely
Speaker 1: take it seriously. Um, and it's so rich because it's
Speaker 1: so first of all, ther time you go, wait, who's
Speaker 1: that out of that one? And then sometimes you get
Speaker 1: attached to a character and you don't see him again
Speaker 1: for four seasons because there's seven thousand characters. But god,
Speaker 1: I'm so excited to come in and learn all about
Speaker 1: medieval history. That's about the history of England, right, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, it's gonna be It's just it's like it's
Speaker 1: it's completely uh you know, fictionalized. I can't wait. I'm
Speaker 1: really not interested remotely in watching the show and I
Speaker 1: can't wait. And you know what, I'm gonna embrace it.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna behave all in with it. I think
Speaker 1: that sounds really fun. You guys just announced season two.
Speaker 1: Will you accept this rose Game of Throne style? We
Speaker 1: can we can incorporate bachelor Guess who's gonna die at
Speaker 1: the top. We can have a betting pool on who's
Speaker 1: going to die by the end of the season. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you there's a character, very beloved character, uh Snow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm blanking on his first name right now, but but
Speaker 1: everyone'll know what I'm talking about if you watch the
Speaker 1: Chevin Yeah, it's Kevin Snow, John Snow and he was
Speaker 1: supposedly killed in the last episode, and but then alert
Speaker 1: then someone was like, now he's coming back, and it's
Speaker 1: and then it's like, people go, did you read the books?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, there are a thousand pages each? I
Speaker 1: have seven jobs reads Weekly. Thank you. I feel like
Speaker 1: like I do smart stuff. And I brought like six books.
Speaker 1: I brought six US Weeklies. I mean they were they
Speaker 1: were coloring books. But anxiety. Now I feel horrible because
Speaker 1: Olivia did have a moment where I just was like,
Speaker 1: oh god, now now I feel bad. But maybe that's
Speaker 1: the whole point, because at some point I also was like,
Speaker 1: but you were really in name. She did it herself.
Speaker 1: She sucked, man, she sucked. Alright, guys, thank you Bachelor Nation.
Speaker 1: Hashtag Bachelor Nation. I shouldn't picked a shorter name for
Speaker 1: this podcast so we could actually have like a good hashtag.
Speaker 1: So how about this hashtag? Nobody's still listening because this
Speaker 1: is everyone thought this would be a short one, and
Speaker 1: here we're throne Roses gave hashtag weekscept my, what is
Speaker 1: the name of that throne too? That that's that big
Speaker 1: sword one? What yeah? X? What do you mean like
Speaker 1: the ex caliber? There's that thing's made out of swords.
Speaker 1: It's like a special throne. Oh my god, they're are
Speaker 1: the fans already hate me? Are you guys? All right?
Speaker 1: We're in. We're in next week for finale, and then
Speaker 1: we're gonna bring in Eddie Peppertone for Eddie tells all
Speaker 1: love it okay with Paget Brewster next week, who's going
Speaker 1: to tell us about her experience of being on after
Speaker 1: the Rose? Oh my god, I can't wait. Thanks for listening,
Speaker 1: but oh yeah, I'm gonna get all up and you
Speaker 1: tonight feels so good. I just gotta one of the
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