WEBVTT - "We Like Smart Stuff!" 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:04.840 Hi, This is Eddie Peppertone from an underground bunker. I 0:00:04.880 --> 0:00:08.080 avoided watching this week show, but I read that it 0:00:08.160 --> 0:00:11.440 was about all the women coming back and I couldn't 0:00:11.920 --> 0:00:15.760 I couldn't have withstood it, so I went to an 0:00:15.800 --> 0:00:20.000 underground bunker. I'm in an undisclosed location, and I just 0:00:20.079 --> 0:00:22.160 want to say to the people out there who are 0:00:22.200 --> 0:00:26.400 watching this show, you don't know how much better I feel? 0:00:26.520 --> 0:00:28.639 Can you? Can you hear it in my voice that 0:00:28.720 --> 0:00:30.960 I didn't have to watch this week? I heard Jubilee 0:00:31.040 --> 0:00:34.720 came back. Do you know that? Even to say those words, 0:00:35.360 --> 0:00:39.040 it's just soul crushing to me, and I'm not. And 0:00:39.120 --> 0:00:42.480 I didn't have to see Jubilee come back. I didn't 0:00:42.520 --> 0:00:45.440 have to see Olivia come back. I didn't have to 0:00:45.479 --> 0:00:48.400 see any of them. I didn't have to see any 0:00:48.479 --> 0:00:51.960 of them. You don't know how good I feel. I 0:00:52.120 --> 0:00:56.800 feel liberated. Yes, I didn't have to see it. I 0:00:56.840 --> 0:01:00.800 didn't have to see it. Oh my god, it feels 0:01:00.840 --> 0:01:05.679 so good not having watched that show for one week. 0:01:06.080 --> 0:01:09.080 I heard Olivia came back, and Lace came back, and 0:01:09.280 --> 0:01:13.520 some guy had a tattoo of lace on his arm 0:01:13.640 --> 0:01:15.959 or something like that. I don't even know, and it 0:01:16.080 --> 0:01:19.360 feels good. But the fact that I know some of 0:01:19.400 --> 0:01:22.839 it is already crushing me. And I know the final 0:01:23.080 --> 0:01:24.560 is coming up, and I don't know how I'm going 0:01:24.600 --> 0:01:26.360 to get through it. I don't know how I'm going 0:01:26.400 --> 0:01:29.759 to get through it. I mean, I just feel so 0:01:29.959 --> 0:01:34.920 goddamn liberated. That's all I wanted to share. Okay, everybody, 0:01:35.480 --> 0:01:42.480 I'll see you next week. Maybe no entering dot com. 0:01:42.480 --> 0:01:49.720 Oh yeah, I'm going to get and it feels so good. 0:01:50.880 --> 0:02:18.600 I just gotta wonder the bush figure when this Wow, 0:02:18.919 --> 0:02:22.800 what lovers in the house welcome to Will you accept 0:02:22.800 --> 0:02:26.000 this Rose Special edition? The Women Tell All? This is 0:02:26.160 --> 0:02:29.560 Art Marine along with my very special co host, Aaron 0:02:30.240 --> 0:02:32.960 Aaron Boy, The Women Tell All. And did they send 0:02:32.960 --> 0:02:35.240 out a mandate to have jewel tone tops in the 0:02:35.280 --> 0:02:38.760 audience last night? Excellent? Excellent point. I didn't pick that 0:02:38.880 --> 0:02:42.200 up because my I have no fashion sense, But yes, 0:02:42.360 --> 0:02:44.840 it was a sea of jewel tone tops. Unlike I 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:48.799 felt like I'm gonna go old school like post Phil Donahue, 0:02:49.280 --> 0:02:54.480 pre pre uh the chew. You know all right, Yeah, 0:02:54.560 --> 0:02:57.560 it's real, like the jewel tone mandate. I just want 0:02:57.600 --> 0:02:59.800 to say, and let me let me let me just 0:03:00.400 --> 0:03:03.480 I was happy to see. I believe Emily Henderson, the designer, 0:03:03.600 --> 0:03:06.200 was in the audience. There was a blond lady. She 0:03:06.400 --> 0:03:09.280 won uh and she won a competition to design competition. 0:03:09.360 --> 0:03:12.799 She was there clapping and laughing. I made the ultimate 0:03:12.840 --> 0:03:15.080 stake of just putting an almond in my mouth, you 0:03:15.080 --> 0:03:17.359 know what. I did that once when I, um, I 0:03:17.919 --> 0:03:20.280 got to fill in for a week on Good Day 0:03:20.400 --> 0:03:25.040 l A when Jillian Barbary who's no longer Barbary, Reynolds, 0:03:25.040 --> 0:03:26.880 who's no longer Reynolds, I don't know, I got to 0:03:26.919 --> 0:03:30.120 fill in, and so it was me was that I 0:03:30.120 --> 0:03:32.080 can see, oh my god, yeah, I mean I feel different. 0:03:32.080 --> 0:03:34.880 We I did do the weather, but I ate almonds. 0:03:35.040 --> 0:03:37.280 And then I had like almost like a coughing fit 0:03:37.400 --> 0:03:40.440 next to like Steve Edwards. And I believe it was 0:03:40.480 --> 0:03:42.400 interesting because at first it was like novel like ha 0:03:42.400 --> 0:03:44.920 ha ha, I'm do we love Steve everde like love affair, 0:03:45.000 --> 0:03:47.560 like will they won't they? They will? They will they 0:03:47.640 --> 0:03:52.160 love each other? But um but there like there was 0:03:52.200 --> 0:03:54.600 like a car chase my first day there, and I 0:03:54.880 --> 0:03:57.720 found myself kind of I found myself kind of wanting 0:03:57.760 --> 0:04:00.160 to root for the person who was getting away. And 0:04:00.160 --> 0:04:04.840 then it was it's like what if you know what, 0:04:04.880 --> 0:04:06.680 I don't care, you can't what. It's like an amber 0:04:06.720 --> 0:04:08.720 alert and you're like rooting for you know if it's 0:04:08.720 --> 0:04:10.920 like a if it's like a petty crime, Yeah, like 0:04:10.960 --> 0:04:12.920 a like a B and b any and no one 0:04:12.920 --> 0:04:15.440 gets hurt. And there it's a high speecha always always 0:04:16.080 --> 0:04:17.800 because you know they can't get away, but I like 0:04:17.920 --> 0:04:20.320 the gumption that they think they might. And then just 0:04:20.480 --> 0:04:24.159 like gas and then they cops pull around those tire things. 0:04:24.160 --> 0:04:27.000 Oh yes, it's exciting. In l A. There's a car 0:04:27.080 --> 0:04:29.520 chase every twenty four I get you know what, Apparently 0:04:29.560 --> 0:04:33.400 the rating spike when they have them because you cannot 0:04:33.480 --> 0:04:36.960 turn it off. Animal sprawl, monsters. And this was the 0:04:37.040 --> 0:04:39.560 ultimate car chase of the season. This was a slow 0:04:39.800 --> 0:04:42.720 It was like the transition even in like a good 0:04:42.960 --> 0:04:45.160 by the way before we get started, Aaron, I just 0:04:45.200 --> 0:04:47.800 want to say, I know you're having a hard time today. 0:04:47.800 --> 0:04:51.360 I know Peyton Manning retired and I just I know, 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:53.640 I don't know anything about sports, but like the bat 0:04:53.800 --> 0:04:55.920 batt alert went up in the sky and I thought, 0:04:55.960 --> 0:04:59.640 my friends in trouble. That was I was. I was 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:02.520 was slowly. I was, I was, I was weeping on 0:05:02.560 --> 0:05:04.640 the couch. I almost was about to say there was 0:05:04.640 --> 0:05:06.800 a basketball shape shadow, and then I realized that was 0:05:06.839 --> 0:05:08.719 a wrong sport. But I didn't know. I didn't know 0:05:08.760 --> 0:05:11.680 you were in trouble. I didn't know you were in trouble. Yeah, 0:05:11.720 --> 0:05:14.240 you know, as a as a lifelong A Manning fan, obviously, Eli, 0:05:14.240 --> 0:05:17.039 because I'm with the all in with the New York Giants. Obviously, 0:05:17.040 --> 0:05:19.960 I've always I've always cheered for Peyton and uh, you know, 0:05:20.400 --> 0:05:23.640 not there's a little not I wouldn't say tarnish. There's 0:05:23.640 --> 0:05:26.680 some creepy stories coming out that he might have done 0:05:26.680 --> 0:05:29.279 some stuff and whatever. There was a story, what is 0:05:29.320 --> 0:05:30.919 the story? Because I saw that it was like a 0:05:30.960 --> 0:05:34.040 sex The trainer said he put his junk near her 0:05:34.080 --> 0:05:36.320 face and he was like I mooned someone, and you 0:05:36.360 --> 0:05:38.359 know what, it was just one of those things that 0:05:38.440 --> 0:05:43.040 it's okay. But if I was a guy as a lady, 0:05:43.120 --> 0:05:45.960 I did a lot of dumb stuff like jokingly and 0:05:46.000 --> 0:05:48.680 but like nobody cared because it was something like a 0:05:48.839 --> 0:05:52.560 chunky redhead who was like, it's the only it's the 0:05:52.560 --> 0:05:53.880 only like you know what I mean, you just want 0:05:53.960 --> 0:05:56.320 everybody to go out totally smooth and it's like a 0:05:56.400 --> 0:06:00.680 little a little blip, but honestly, uh, he told himself, 0:06:01.200 --> 0:06:04.320 without like the horrible behavior on the field, mostly off 0:06:04.360 --> 0:06:10.120 the field, he was just so lovely. Aaron Andrews, is 0:06:10.160 --> 0:06:14.320 that her name got million? That was the worst story. 0:06:14.760 --> 0:06:17.000 Was so disgusting for her, You know what, I like 0:06:17.040 --> 0:06:19.680 to start a comedy podcast off fun just really know what. 0:06:19.800 --> 0:06:22.680 I texted my sister because me Megan was like a 0:06:22.760 --> 0:06:25.400 huge fan of The Bachelor, um and was like, Aaron 0:06:25.440 --> 0:06:29.080 andrew familion isn't is she a sportscaster? I said? I said, yeah, 0:06:29.120 --> 0:06:31.599 it was just a horrible story. And you know, if 0:06:31.640 --> 0:06:33.560 you don't know the story briefly, like someone you know 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:35.960 installed a camera or hotel room and you tell these 0:06:35.960 --> 0:06:38.880 horrible nude nude photos. And I was like, I'd release 0:06:39.120 --> 0:06:42.840 release nude photos tomorrow her two million? Oh god, yeah willingly, 0:06:43.040 --> 0:06:44.800 Oh my god, I'm me out of a couple of jams. 0:06:44.839 --> 0:06:49.560 Oh my god, I would release nude photos. I might 0:06:49.680 --> 0:06:55.080 even take like I could probably take ten grands about 0:06:56.120 --> 0:07:03.120 grand and that almost felt high grand? Where did they 0:07:03.120 --> 0:07:06.359 come up with a number? You know what? She's a 0:07:06.360 --> 0:07:08.400 good looking lady, you know, I mean, she's in the 0:07:08.400 --> 0:07:12.440 public eye. She's you know, like a reputable harm not 0:07:12.560 --> 0:07:16.640 really millions, but I gotta say I was so excited 0:07:16.720 --> 0:07:18.920 for I mean, I just can't wait till next week. 0:07:19.360 --> 0:07:22.840 My friend, my friend's kid, who watches The Bachelor with her, 0:07:22.880 --> 0:07:25.240 has a theory about last week with the I Love yous. 0:07:25.920 --> 0:07:30.200 Her theory is that he panicked he said it to Lauren, 0:07:30.760 --> 0:07:34.440 and the producers were like, oh fuck, basically because it's 0:07:34.440 --> 0:07:36.520 never been said before, and they were like, you now 0:07:36.640 --> 0:07:38.800 have to say it to Joe Joe, and he's maybe 0:07:38.800 --> 0:07:41.440 like enough of like a sieve of a human being, 0:07:41.560 --> 0:07:43.880 just like that. He then believed he says it enough 0:07:43.920 --> 0:07:47.600 that he believes it. They thought, that's it's a it's 0:07:47.600 --> 0:07:51.520 a plausible from a fourteen year old. From the mouth 0:07:51.560 --> 0:07:53.720 of the fourteen year old came up. Fourteen year old 0:07:53.720 --> 0:07:55.200 came up with it. I actually thought, that's not a 0:07:55.240 --> 0:07:58.800 bad idea. She like early admissions like Stanford or you 0:07:58.840 --> 0:08:01.240 know what, if you have that much an analysis for Bachelor, 0:08:01.520 --> 0:08:03.720 we should write her some recommendation letters. I think she 0:08:03.760 --> 0:08:05.840 should read some jokes for me. I think she should 0:08:05.840 --> 0:08:08.680 definitely gaminally write some jokes for me, although can we 0:08:08.800 --> 0:08:13.080 I know it's we're jetting ahead, but the bathroom line 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:15.960 at the very end, the teaser, oh, oh my god, 0:08:16.200 --> 0:08:17.960 was for me the best part of the show that 0:08:18.200 --> 0:08:19.560 you know, My favorite part of the show was the 0:08:19.560 --> 0:08:22.360 tiny horse at craft Service. Did you watch that? Oh 0:08:22.360 --> 0:08:24.240 my god, you got to watch the credits. There was 0:08:24.240 --> 0:08:27.920 a tiny The tiny horse was eating yes, yes, and 0:08:28.000 --> 0:08:31.160 on the dress and the bloopers. No, no, no. At 0:08:31.160 --> 0:08:34.840 the very end, at the very end, after they showed 0:08:35.280 --> 0:08:38.679 the little horse should be pose it and you want 0:08:38.679 --> 0:08:41.680 to watch that? Oh no, no, you need to see it. 0:08:41.679 --> 0:08:45.600 It was like little horse literally eating its way down 0:08:45.600 --> 0:08:50.040 the craft service, people knocking everything over. It ate like nachos, 0:08:50.360 --> 0:08:55.079 bowls of cereal through. It was the first day she walked. 0:08:55.080 --> 0:08:57.360 Somebody walked in a little horse, but the horse so 0:08:57.480 --> 0:08:59.760 somebody brought in a little I felt like there were 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:02.760 men on the show who weren't there last night, Like 0:09:02.760 --> 0:09:04.760 where was the dentist with the rose in her head? 0:09:04.840 --> 0:09:07.800 Was she there last night? Oh? Yeah, no I didn't. 0:09:07.800 --> 0:09:09.920 I don't think I saw her. And and in fact, 0:09:09.920 --> 0:09:13.080 there were women that weren't on the show that were 0:09:13.120 --> 0:09:15.439 in dresses. But par did you see a couple of 0:09:15.440 --> 0:09:17.600 times when you're like, who is that lady? And then 0:09:17.600 --> 0:09:19.320 there was also remember the girl that had like the 0:09:19.360 --> 0:09:22.560 bad smelling pheromones, like she wasn't there last night. There 0:09:22.600 --> 0:09:24.240 was a lot of people You're like, where'd they go 0:09:24.920 --> 0:09:26.800 or were they there? And they just got no cameras 0:09:26.800 --> 0:09:29.280 time the horse lady wasn't there. Then that was the 0:09:29.320 --> 0:09:32.360 one with the dark hair about Shoshana or whatever, the 0:09:32.400 --> 0:09:35.200 mass teacher like sticking up like she was a part 0:09:35.240 --> 0:09:37.760 of the show. We're like you you got out did 0:09:37.800 --> 0:09:39.840 like too, and she was like, I'm gonna have my fine. 0:09:39.960 --> 0:09:42.040 By the way, she didn't have her Russian accent. She 0:09:42.120 --> 0:09:44.480 was the one that was like refused to speak English 0:09:44.520 --> 0:09:47.160 the first episode and then she's like, no, you you did. 0:09:47.200 --> 0:09:49.760 He said that like she had no acts on left. Okay, 0:09:49.800 --> 0:09:56.319 So starting out that he got emotional um uh, And 0:09:56.720 --> 0:09:59.880 they said that you know a year ago, did he 0:10:00.120 --> 0:10:01.920 say the line what were you doing a year ago? 0:10:02.000 --> 0:10:04.560 And did he say, yeah, I was on Tinder? He 0:10:04.640 --> 0:10:06.240 said that, yeah. I looked like when I was like, 0:10:06.280 --> 0:10:09.280 did he just say I didn't rewind that he did? 0:10:09.640 --> 0:10:12.480 How about the very first scene of him going to 0:10:12.559 --> 0:10:17.040 other parties and the babies. Onesie said hashtag hometowns, Oh 0:10:17.080 --> 0:10:19.560 my god, and that he was excited. We all know 0:10:19.600 --> 0:10:21.920 what we wanted. We wanted to see hashtag fantasy suits 0:10:21.960 --> 0:10:24.920 if there was a baby. You know, that's right. We 0:10:24.920 --> 0:10:28.360 have to discuss the party, the parties, as if those 0:10:28.440 --> 0:10:32.360 go on every Monday night, like as if. With that, 0:10:33.000 --> 0:10:36.520 it was like growing ups in onesies with full charts 0:10:36.720 --> 0:10:39.079 because they weren't even that far in if, like if, 0:10:39.120 --> 0:10:41.319 like Amber was still on the screen, like they were 0:10:41.360 --> 0:10:43.679 only in Mexico City at that point, and then they 0:10:43.679 --> 0:10:47.600 had like full like foam core boards of like with husbands, 0:10:47.960 --> 0:10:53.400 no way our husbands around and on a weekly Monday 0:10:53.480 --> 0:10:57.240 night basis of like forty people watching my favorite is 0:10:57.320 --> 0:10:59.120 and they do this every season. It just still makes 0:10:59.120 --> 0:11:03.160 me giggle. Um is the go do you lower your voice? Ben? 0:11:03.320 --> 0:11:05.920 They don't know where coming in a four camera shoot, 0:11:06.000 --> 0:11:11.080 that's shooting. I've been walking ahead. I was like, oh yeah, yeah, 0:11:11.840 --> 0:11:14.880 Well the girls who was at one of the parties 0:11:15.880 --> 0:11:20.280 and uh she said he was very handsome and she 0:11:20.360 --> 0:11:23.360 thought he was probably a dummy. Well, yeah, I think 0:11:23.360 --> 0:11:27.679 we concluded that first episode. I also want to say, 0:11:28.120 --> 0:11:30.880 and you know, I love me some Chris Harrison, but 0:11:31.160 --> 0:11:36.080 watching him like with say Jubilee or or Olivia, and 0:11:36.120 --> 0:11:39.360 he's like, it's like, oh, you're like the devil because 0:11:39.400 --> 0:11:41.840 you're like because you seem like a really good therapist. 0:11:41.920 --> 0:11:44.160 You seem like a good listener, and he knows what 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:45.959 to do. And when she was talking about like people 0:11:46.040 --> 0:11:48.760 writing horrible things about her online and he's like what 0:11:49.040 --> 0:11:51.560 like what like what like but like in a way 0:11:51.600 --> 0:11:55.720 that sounded like she'd paid a therapist. But him saying 0:11:55.880 --> 0:11:57.440 like what like what? I thought, Oh my god, you 0:11:57.679 --> 0:12:00.640 might not be a good guy. I'm just on me now. 0:12:00.840 --> 0:12:04.000 I thought, um, you know, even in the parties, like 0:12:04.080 --> 0:12:07.200 I thought Chris Harrison was just like, you know, would 0:12:07.320 --> 0:12:12.040 you always say bonzone right like he wanted to was like, 0:12:13.280 --> 0:12:15.160 and I was like, oh, he's trying to bang half 0:12:15.160 --> 0:12:17.320 that part. He was trying to wean jam half of 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:21.920 the Hill Queen Jam the weeen Jammer. Okay, Leah, how 0:12:21.920 --> 0:12:24.480 about Leah got the amount of booze? And this showed 0:12:24.520 --> 0:12:27.800 me that like the producer saw an opening to send 0:12:27.840 --> 0:12:30.520 Leah into like trash Lauren. But that like, now that 0:12:30.559 --> 0:12:32.720 we get to know Leaut a little more, she legitimately 0:12:32.760 --> 0:12:36.120 does suck like they picked the right she sucks like. 0:12:36.120 --> 0:12:38.000 I didn't think she. I thought she sort of got 0:12:38.000 --> 0:12:41.160 off the hook in this program. She and I talked 0:12:41.160 --> 0:12:43.680 to Lauren being we're fine. I'm like, first of all, 0:12:44.080 --> 0:12:46.520 then she sort of blamed it on Ben. I was like, 0:12:46.559 --> 0:12:50.280 what are you know shocking about your horrors? She sucks? 0:12:50.760 --> 0:12:56.000 Amber socks Amber sock Amber three times? You're if your 0:12:56.000 --> 0:12:57.960 three stricks, you're out if you don't know was a fan, 0:12:58.040 --> 0:13:02.440 and I'm like, you stay, Yeah, she's she Amber. Excuse 0:13:02.480 --> 0:13:07.080 me Amber, Like, I don't know. This is what I 0:13:07.080 --> 0:13:15.520 have to say about Amber. Yes, oh yeah, it was involved. 0:13:15.559 --> 0:13:17.640 I think my I think my favorite moment Lee was 0:13:17.679 --> 0:13:20.480 involved in because when they were when the twins, by 0:13:20.480 --> 0:13:24.120 the way, I love now, I went in the opposite direction. 0:13:24.200 --> 0:13:27.439 I found them to be so oh, this is just just 0:13:27.600 --> 0:13:31.680 a cat scratching and we're at We're at the home 0:13:31.760 --> 0:13:35.600 studio Aaron Folo today. Um, I thought that I thought 0:13:35.600 --> 0:13:38.559 the twins were really a bit much. I was reading 0:13:38.600 --> 0:13:41.679 for them the whole time. But then like Olivia became 0:13:41.760 --> 0:13:45.360 sympathetic and then and listen, I'm not I thought she 0:13:45.440 --> 0:13:47.319 handled herself. We'll get to it. I thought she handed 0:13:47.320 --> 0:13:50.959 herself very well. And then the twins I was just like, 0:13:51.559 --> 0:13:55.600 they just became like bitch corner. Yeah, and then I thought, 0:13:55.679 --> 0:13:58.319 like the best moment was they were ganging up on 0:13:58.400 --> 0:14:00.760 Olivia and Lee is like he did right back at 0:14:00.800 --> 0:14:03.840 her and she and what was that line were? And 0:14:03.880 --> 0:14:08.720 then the twin said, um, that's beyond the point right now. Yeah, 0:14:08.720 --> 0:14:11.080 exactly because they did say the breath and the toes 0:14:11.160 --> 0:14:13.800 and the fat k this is mean back. If you 0:14:13.800 --> 0:14:16.640 start picking up somebody's physical appearance, you know what you get. 0:14:16.760 --> 0:14:21.160 You get this. I'm so ready to move into my 0:14:21.280 --> 0:14:24.000 like fat guy morning DJ phase in my life, Like 0:14:24.040 --> 0:14:26.080 I'm ready to be like I'm ready to be like 0:14:26.160 --> 0:14:30.720 big Run with the morning Zoo Drive and I'm gonna 0:14:30.920 --> 0:14:33.400 like and I I'm just ready to not listen to 0:14:33.440 --> 0:14:35.760 my guests like come in and just be glassy eyed 0:14:35.800 --> 0:14:38.280 and angry, like what do you here for? What? Clubby 0:14:38.360 --> 0:14:43.160 Plant morning Radio on the road is so heinous. Okay. 0:14:43.280 --> 0:14:46.440 My favorite thing in the night, aside from the tiny 0:14:46.640 --> 0:14:51.520 horse eating from was the chicken. I love chicken and 0:14:51.760 --> 0:14:54.080 thank you for your service. When he said that to 0:14:54.240 --> 0:14:57.200 thank you for your service, what he said to I 0:14:57.240 --> 0:15:00.360 don't mean to jump from the chicken to Jubilee. But 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:03.880 when Chris Harrison, when he had after he went from 0:15:03.880 --> 0:15:05.640 a moment when she was saying that she was back 0:15:05.640 --> 0:15:08.240 in the military and then he I didn't mean to 0:15:08.400 --> 0:15:10.240 jump from that to that. But let's start with the 0:15:10.280 --> 0:15:12.440 chicken and then I'll edit that down. That was at 0:15:12.560 --> 0:15:18.280 what minute twelve twelve fifty? Um, okay, the chicken. What 0:15:18.360 --> 0:15:22.160 was the chicken's name, Janice? What was the chicken? Yeah, 0:15:22.240 --> 0:15:24.360 it was like a Jessica or a Janet or a 0:15:24.440 --> 0:15:27.360 jet like it was a real It was like Janet 0:15:27.440 --> 0:15:32.040 got really Janet Apolitano, and I like that Janet went 0:15:32.080 --> 0:15:37.240 over to um lace. I enjoyed that the chicken lady 0:15:37.280 --> 0:15:39.280 actually is a chicken lady. She actually, for real is 0:15:39.280 --> 0:15:43.040 a chicken enthusiasts. She's really good looking, she's cute, super cute. 0:15:43.080 --> 0:15:47.800 Just because she likes chickens. Doesn't that My two favorite 0:15:47.800 --> 0:15:51.680 shots were the chicken and then every time Emily the 0:15:51.760 --> 0:15:54.880 Twins spoke, there was tiss behind her, the boobs jumps 0:15:54.920 --> 0:15:59.480 McGhee and the giving was Ariola like it was almost 0:15:59.560 --> 0:16:02.720 like full on area. Hey, let's go with no bra all. 0:16:02.920 --> 0:16:06.160 Great idea, it's a great idea. Hanging on dangling on 0:16:06.200 --> 0:16:08.800 Emily's head. They were dangling on her head. So I 0:16:08.880 --> 0:16:11.640 can't even remember that girl. I barely remember her. I 0:16:11.640 --> 0:16:14.880 don't remember her either. Um, would it be amazing if 0:16:14.880 --> 0:16:17.600 they for real took two people that were not involved 0:16:17.600 --> 0:16:22.320 in the whole show, kept waiting for our brother in arms, 0:16:22.440 --> 0:16:24.800 Eddie Peppertone to be in a jewel tone tunic in 0:16:24.840 --> 0:16:27.920 the crowding. If Eddie had been in a jewel tone tunic, 0:16:28.760 --> 0:16:31.400 I would have it would just like, like, just do 0:16:31.520 --> 0:16:33.760 some of those things. Oh, they did have that guy 0:16:33.840 --> 0:16:36.280 with the lace tattoo that was clearly like a p 0:16:36.480 --> 0:16:39.000 a that they made do that. Hannah God, I hope, 0:16:39.040 --> 0:16:41.680 I'm we're hoping it's Hannah. Right, Okay, can we let's 0:16:41.720 --> 0:16:43.480 just cut right? So let's talk about ju Believe from 0:16:43.480 --> 0:16:46.160 one second, I was not feeling her last night. She 0:16:46.280 --> 0:16:48.520 felt like a pain in the ass. And I've always 0:16:48.520 --> 0:16:51.160 been a real Juby Booby fan. I'll love me some Jubes. 0:16:51.800 --> 0:16:56.800 She just felt like a drama queen. Yeah, I'm gonna 0:16:56.800 --> 0:17:01.360 say it. We were all rooting for Jubes. Would Yeah. 0:17:01.400 --> 0:17:03.160 I think she's got a lot of good qualities, But 0:17:03.240 --> 0:17:05.640 I think, um, you know, what I think. She said 0:17:05.680 --> 0:17:09.280 it perfectly. She said she thinks she's like hard to date, right, 0:17:09.480 --> 0:17:10.800 and I'm like, it was hard. I think you're a 0:17:10.800 --> 0:17:14.359 little hard to day. She wasn't fun, she just got less, 0:17:14.480 --> 0:17:18.040 not granted her entire family, I mean, and she has 0:17:18.080 --> 0:17:20.600 a top story, so like, what are you gonna do? 0:17:21.160 --> 0:17:22.919 It did feel like the line of the night, not 0:17:22.960 --> 0:17:25.760 just for Jubilee but for everybody was look, I've never 0:17:25.840 --> 0:17:27.439 done this, but like like that was sort of a 0:17:27.480 --> 0:17:29.920 way to have no accountability for anything, like, look, there's 0:17:29.960 --> 0:17:32.239 no rule book on how to do this Arden. I 0:17:32.280 --> 0:17:36.440 think for sure the theme of all these women, no listen, 0:17:36.440 --> 0:17:39.280 they're putting the worst there. It Ben gets to Ben 0:17:39.359 --> 0:17:41.800 gets to do all the emotions and figuring out and 0:17:41.840 --> 0:17:45.280 be confused. But when the women start getting confused, they're out. 0:17:45.400 --> 0:17:49.880 They're gone, right, But that's the show. But the no accountability, 0:17:50.359 --> 0:17:52.640 it was literally like I'm going to push this full 0:17:52.680 --> 0:17:54.960 glass of water off the table. What do you mean 0:17:55.080 --> 0:17:58.239 there's water everywhere? Yeah, it was like, yeah, push the 0:17:58.240 --> 0:18:00.239 glass and it's like, well, I've never been on this 0:18:00.320 --> 0:18:02.880 TV show before, so I didn't know what happened with 0:18:02.920 --> 0:18:06.480 gravity on the Bachelor. Maybe water wouldn't fall. I don't know. 0:18:06.840 --> 0:18:10.439 It was maybe the rules don't apply in Calabasas. It was. 0:18:11.200 --> 0:18:14.199 It was cringe. It was cringe worthy at time. I 0:18:14.280 --> 0:18:16.640 know that I've gotten to know all the women. I 0:18:16.680 --> 0:18:22.760 was really bored by our selections this year. I felt really, yeah, bored, 0:18:23.119 --> 0:18:26.160 you know what. I look at that. I looked around, 0:18:26.359 --> 0:18:28.040 you know what I mean, and I was like, none 0:18:28.080 --> 0:18:30.600 of them to me are like wow, Like, honestly, I 0:18:30.600 --> 0:18:33.040 think the one I like the most really is Becca. 0:18:33.720 --> 0:18:38.160 I did call him Chris in a Okay, that's amazing. 0:18:38.240 --> 0:18:41.120 That was amazing. But like when I like, I get 0:18:41.119 --> 0:18:43.000 a good feeling when I look at her, I'm like, oh, 0:18:43.119 --> 0:18:44.800 she would be like I'd have a beer with her 0:18:44.920 --> 0:18:46.719 or whatever. But the rest I'm just like, she's been 0:18:46.760 --> 0:18:49.479 on the Bachelor twice. Yeah, probably because I know her 0:18:49.480 --> 0:18:51.119 a little bit. Now, I feel like I know her. 0:18:51.520 --> 0:18:54.040 I mean, okay, so then we have let's talk about lace. 0:18:54.080 --> 0:18:57.640 Now I have to say, um late, still I'm just 0:18:57.680 --> 0:19:00.440 obsessed with There was a let me too. Lace was 0:19:00.480 --> 0:19:03.520 the most interesting one. Lace should be the new bachelorette. 0:19:04.400 --> 0:19:06.919 That would be interesting. Here was the thing. There was 0:19:06.960 --> 0:19:09.199 a lady really hating on lace. In the audience. They 0:19:09.200 --> 0:19:13.800 had a reaction shot and you didn't watch. I watched 0:19:13.800 --> 0:19:17.440 the after the rose were Lace kept her dignity and 0:19:17.560 --> 0:19:20.119 refused to say yes. They tried to push her to 0:19:20.240 --> 0:19:24.000 going onto Bachelor in Paradise, and I was sad for 0:19:24.040 --> 0:19:26.879 her that she'd given into them, but happy for all 0:19:26.920 --> 0:19:29.359 of us that she did. Yeah. I I had a 0:19:29.400 --> 0:19:32.040 moment where I was like, Wow, Lace is like killing 0:19:32.040 --> 0:19:36.200 it right. She's handling herself Lace one less. You know, 0:19:36.720 --> 0:19:39.000 she's like a weebel wobble. You know, at any moment 0:19:39.040 --> 0:19:41.040 she's going to tip over and you just hope she 0:19:41.080 --> 0:19:44.800 stands up right. But Bachelor, when he was like Paradise, 0:19:44.880 --> 0:19:47.560 I was like, Oh, here we go. He's over. She's 0:19:47.560 --> 0:19:50.720 tipped over. That's the thing. She really held her ground. 0:19:51.000 --> 0:19:52.960 She was sober last time. I don't know if she 0:19:53.000 --> 0:19:57.240 still is. But like he felt like like it's her 0:19:58.359 --> 0:20:01.400 is her? Excuse me? Is her? Like it's like it's 0:20:01.440 --> 0:20:04.399 her mom, her only support group. Like it's just like 0:20:04.440 --> 0:20:07.480 then you get sort of attached and you get protected, protective, 0:20:07.520 --> 0:20:11.000 And I feel protective of lady. She's a tall lady. Yeah, 0:20:11.160 --> 0:20:13.240 And I feel like she's got a lot of potential 0:20:13.320 --> 0:20:16.160 to get it together. But b I page she's going 0:20:16.200 --> 0:20:19.320 down like the Bachelor Paradise, like she's going to have 0:20:19.359 --> 0:20:23.760 a couple of margarite. She's going I can let her 0:20:23.920 --> 0:20:28.600 maintain her sobriety, I'm bad sor in Paradise. That being said, 0:20:28.640 --> 0:20:32.880 I would like a couple. You know, for viewership, it's 0:20:32.880 --> 0:20:35.680 gonna be it's gonna make me probably watch. Well, you're 0:20:35.680 --> 0:20:38.280 gonna make me watch because we're doing it. But me 0:20:38.400 --> 0:20:40.520 being like, oh god, how is Lace gonna end up? 0:20:40.640 --> 0:20:44.600 Is gonna I have to the treaty. I think Lace. 0:20:46.520 --> 0:20:48.560 I think Lace is going to have a love story 0:20:48.560 --> 0:20:56.080 in Paradise. Well, I I hope, so I'm Lace. I 0:20:56.119 --> 0:20:59.160 gotta say Lace might be my favorite person to come 0:20:59.160 --> 0:21:01.080 out of the season in this year. Um, I just 0:21:01.119 --> 0:21:03.280 want one chard in a Lace and and just to 0:21:03.320 --> 0:21:06.840 say Lace is really enjoying herself from the Bachelor and Paradise. 0:21:06.840 --> 0:21:10.080 Look at this. Look I gotta see. There's no way 0:21:10.119 --> 0:21:12.320 you're not going to get that. Lace can't help but 0:21:12.359 --> 0:21:15.080 deliver that. I think we're gonna lose Eddie by then. 0:21:15.200 --> 0:21:17.560 I don't think Eddie Eddie. I don't think Eddie's going 0:21:17.600 --> 0:21:19.720 to do I don't know if we Eddie, he's even 0:21:19.720 --> 0:21:21.600 a live right now because of what we've done to him, 0:21:21.600 --> 0:21:24.359 and I I take full responsibility that. By the way, 0:21:24.400 --> 0:21:27.960 after the final, after our final podcast, we're gonna have 0:21:28.080 --> 0:21:30.879 Eddie tells all and we're gonna let bring in Eddie 0:21:31.600 --> 0:21:34.639 for final like after the Rose with Eddie pepitone, and 0:21:34.640 --> 0:21:37.639 we're gonna see psychologically, we're gonna really do some testencye 0:21:37.640 --> 0:21:41.040