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Speaker 1: It's almost time for your prank calls Brooke and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the morning. And it's not like we don't have

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Speaker 1: a plan going into these. We usually do, yeah, or

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Speaker 1: at least our producer.

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Speaker 2: Does an idea of a plan.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, a concept of some sort of plan brilliant. Now,

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Speaker 1: and today we were calling a guy who's selling a

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Speaker 1: piece of Ikea furniture on Craigslist, okay, And our plan

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Speaker 1: was to intimidate him by saying, we work for Ikea

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Speaker 1: and you can't just go and sell our stuff whenever

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Speaker 1: you want to, okay. And then we were gonna call

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Speaker 1: him back later and say, actually, we changed our minds.

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Speaker 1: You totally can sell it. And then we call again

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Speaker 1: and be like, actually, no, we're changing again. Our legal

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Speaker 1: team says, no, okay, it does feel like dealing with

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Speaker 1: a corporation too. Yeah, But we didn't know that he'd

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Speaker 1: gets so bothered the first time we brought it up,

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Speaker 1: so had to go a little bit of a different route.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna hear it in your phone tap.

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Speaker 2: Right now's phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, I'm calling about the Ikea side table you

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Speaker 1: put on Craigslist.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you got the right number of which am I speaking?

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Speaker 1: I don't really feel like answering that question, but I

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Speaker 1: just saw it has a price here listed for fifty dollars.

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Speaker 2: That's correct, sir?

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Speaker 1: Is it not sold yet?

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Speaker 2: No? Not sold just yet?

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well I have a big problem with it.

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Speaker 2: What's that?

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm calling from Ikea and you were trying to

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Speaker 1: sell our products. It's kind of a copyright issue.

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Speaker 2: Well, I bought it and so then it became mine

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Speaker 2: and so now I'm selling it. So that's just how

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Speaker 2: that works.

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Speaker 1: Actually, no, that's not how it works because your ad

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Speaker 1: says Ikea side table.

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Speaker 2: Which is accurate. I bought it from Ikea.

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Speaker 1: Well, if you would just put manufactured Swedish wink side

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Speaker 1: table on the ad and we wouldn't have had a

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Speaker 1: leg to stand on. But you put our company name

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Speaker 1: in it, and that's brand infringement.

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Speaker 2: Is this really happening right now? I'm selling a Ikea table,

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Speaker 2: that is what it is.

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Speaker 1: Okay, for fifty bucks. There you go.

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Speaker 2: You're coming after me.

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Speaker 1: You set it again? So right listen. If I was you,

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't even say it out loud because we could

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Speaker 1: ding you for that as well. Since you're not a

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Speaker 1: representative of the company.

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Speaker 2: Well, you're not me. I'm me. You can't stop me

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Speaker 2: no matter who you are. I'm gonna do what I'm

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Speaker 2: going to do because this is stupid. What are you

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Speaker 2: talking about?

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Speaker 1: It is stupid that you would put it up for

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Speaker 1: sale the way.

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Speaker 2: That you did. You know what's stupid IKEA hiring guys

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Speaker 2: like you to go through Craigslist.

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Speaker 1: You know what. I'm feeling kind of generous today and

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Speaker 1: I'm going to help you out here. If you don't

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Speaker 1: want to, you can face the legal repercussions.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm definitely not your buddy, and this call is

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Speaker 2: wasting my time. So do whatever you're going to do.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to keep this ad up and I'm going

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Speaker 2: to sell it under the IKE and A because that's

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Speaker 2: what it is.

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Speaker 1: That's totally fine. Keep the ad up. I would just

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Speaker 1: wreck men. You change it to say side table, possibly

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Speaker 1: from a popular Swedish furniture manufacturer.

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Speaker 2: Su're not gonna do that, Bud.

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Speaker 1: If you do, I'll reduce the fine on it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what normally it'd be a ten thousand dollars yourself, I

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Speaker 1: do you much.

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Speaker 2: Not hear yourself? This is not how it works.

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Speaker 1: Well, you should be listening to me, because normally it's

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Speaker 1: a ten thousand dollars penalty for anyone who does what

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Speaker 1: you're doing. But I would bud generously. I would reduce

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Speaker 1: it to five grand since it's a first time in fraction.

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Speaker 2: Oh now, I get it. It's a scam. You're not

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Speaker 2: even from ike making sense.

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Speaker 1: No, I absolutely am, sir, and I can prove it here.

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Speaker 2: You are sure you are?

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Speaker 1: I could prove it to you. Please do Okay, you

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Speaker 1: know how we have funny names for our furniture in

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Speaker 1: the store. Ask me about any piece dining table, chair, automan, whatever.

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Speaker 1: I could tell you immediately the Swedish translation for it.

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Speaker 2: Nice. That's cool. I'm gonna hop on Ikia dot com

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Speaker 2: and have that same info in front of me.

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Speaker 1: Item.

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Speaker 2: Just try me fine wing back chair with a footstool. Nice. Try.

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Speaker 1: We don't sell that.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is so dumb. How about coffee table?

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Speaker 2: You guys sell those at Ikea coffee tables.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I'm gonna need the dimensions though.

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Speaker 2: It's a normal coffee table. I don't know the dimensions

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Speaker 2: of your coffee table. Okay. So I seem to make

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Speaker 2: a big deal out of all this and how Aikea

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Speaker 2: has a hold on everything.

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Speaker 1: So are you saying half length of the sofa to

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Speaker 1: two thirds or fourteen to eighteen clearance in terms of

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Speaker 1: leg space underneath?

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Speaker 2: I don't care any table this is your idea? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Well, I have a side table called the Fajalabo with

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Speaker 1: a glass top, and I could sell that to you

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Speaker 1: for fifty dollars.

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Speaker 2: That's the table that I'm selling. This is clearly a skit.

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Speaker 2: Why are you trying to sell me the thing that

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to sell?

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'll throw five dollars off forty five bucks.

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Speaker 2: You must think I'm as stupid as you are.

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Speaker 1: Well, your sister Stephanie said that you were the stupid one.

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Speaker 1: It's not coming from me. Wait what Yeah, your sister

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Speaker 1: she listens to a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the morning and they do these prank phone calls

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Speaker 1: like the one that we're doing on you right now.

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Speaker 1: I know they're kind of dumb, but here we are.

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Speaker 2: Un Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Man, I'm sorry, dude, this is actually a phone tap.

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Speaker 1: Your sister Stephanie set you up. She told us that

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Speaker 1: you were going to be moving soon and you'd have

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Speaker 1: to sell a lot of your stuff. She wanted us

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Speaker 1: to mess with you about it.

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Speaker 2: I'm sitting here thinking like, why the hell is Ikea

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Speaker 2: calling you?

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Speaker 1: Well, because the Swedes take a lot of pride in

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Speaker 1: their furniture, you're besmudging their good names.

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Speaker 2: You're not wrong about that. I do know that.

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Speaker 1: Because I saw the photos that she sent us, and yeah,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't look like it's in perfect condition.

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Speaker 2: Actually you saw it. But should I lower the price?

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Speaker 2: And it's not moving on me? I've been up for

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Speaker 2: a couple of.

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Speaker 1: Weeks now, Well, you know what, if you can't sell it,

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Speaker 1: I would just go in for a one for one

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Speaker 1: trade with my Fajala be done.

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Speaker 2: Deal is done. Brook and Jeffrey's phone tabs. I'm twenties