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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand. Are you ready? It's The

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show and Hi everybody, I'm Jack Mehoff and it

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Speaker 1: is time for Stupid Internet Questions. So it's America's favorite

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Speaker 1: new game show where we ask you the question that

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Speaker 1: everybody's debating on the Internet today. Also, we've decided that

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Speaker 1: it's not always stupid. Sometimes the questions are pretty smart.

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Speaker 1: So we're gonna call it Ridiculous Internet Questions because you

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Speaker 1: never know what's going to happen on Ridiculous Internet Questions,

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Speaker 1: and it's time to get ridiculous. Get it. By the way,

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Speaker 1: we are the first show to ever name anything ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: Don't let them tell you any different. I know there's

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Speaker 1: that show. I don't know if it's still on Ridiculousness

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Speaker 1: with what's his name, Rob Deardeck. We created that and

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Speaker 1: he stold it from us. This is Ridiculous Internet Questions.

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Speaker 1: And today's question that everybody's talking about on the dot

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Speaker 1: COM's is this. What is the best gift that you

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Speaker 1: can get for your birthday? Call us up right now

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Speaker 1: eight to eight three four three one oh six one

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Speaker 1: text in four one oh six one, Alex, what is

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Speaker 1: the best gift that you can get on your birthday, Jeble.

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Speaker 1: I think the best birthday gift would be probably something

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Speaker 1: that is very thoughtful and coming from you, Juwal since

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Speaker 1: you're my husband, handmade or written like a poem, s

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Speaker 1: some flowers and a tarot deck. Okay, yeah, Like I

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Speaker 1: prefer gifts that are thoughtful and handmade. Like it depends.

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Speaker 1: You know, when you're a kid and you don't have

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Speaker 1: a lot of stuff, then stuff is cool. Right when

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Speaker 1: you get older and you have stuff, things like that

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Speaker 1: are cool, like make a piece of art and give

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Speaker 1: it to somebody, or make a card and give it

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Speaker 1: to somebody. I mean, I will throw a card away

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Speaker 1: no matter what, but I always feel like saving cards

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Speaker 1: when people give me cards, and chances are I'm probably

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Speaker 1: going to save the one that's handmade way longer than

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Speaker 1: I would a card from Hallmark. Yeah, text in four

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Speaker 1: six one, call us up eight to eight three four

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Speaker 1: three one oh six one. Hey Sarah, Hey, Hey, welcome

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Speaker 1: to ridiculous Internet questions. Sarah, what is the best gift

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Speaker 1: that you can get for your birthday? So, the best

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Speaker 1: gift I could get would definitely be skydiving. Alright, here's

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Speaker 1: a question for you, Sarah, skydiving. Have you done it before? No,

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Speaker 1: I haven't. Okay, here's a question for you. Let's say

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Speaker 1: you had a boyfriend or whatever and they got you skydiving.

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Speaker 1: Would you want them to go with you or just

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Speaker 1: get you the skydiving? Well, definitely I would want them

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Speaker 1: to go with me. But in my case, my husband

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Speaker 1: doesn't want to go with me. It would be just me. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I've been pregnant the last four years. I've been pregnant,

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Speaker 1: so I haven't been able to go. And I think

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Speaker 1: this year might be the year that he's going to

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Speaker 1: get me that gift because I'm not pregnant. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: should have gone while you're pregnant and somebody would have

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Speaker 1: gone with you. Oh no, I'm skydiving. I only ask

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Speaker 1: because I had a girlfriend at the time and she

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Speaker 1: wanted to want to go skydiving, and I got skydiving,

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Speaker 1: but I didn't want to do it one bit. It

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Speaker 1: was cool in a way, but also so scary. And

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Speaker 1: then when they stopped, they do the parachute thing and

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Speaker 1: it catches you and then they're like, what do you

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Speaker 1: think man? You know, because that's how all SCOTTA instructors are.

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Speaker 1: How was that for you, and I was like, just

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Speaker 1: can we go to the ground please? Yeah, And he's

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Speaker 1: like to look around and I was like no, no.

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Speaker 1: Text In four one six one calls I made at

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Speaker 1: eight three four three one oh six one. It's ridiculous

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Speaker 1: Internet questions. And what's the best gift that you can

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Speaker 1: get on your birthday? Bennett? The best thing to get

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Speaker 1: on your birthday? And shout out so I libras because

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Speaker 1: it's our birthday season. But I just want your time,

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Speaker 1: you know, just spend some time with me. I'm not

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Speaker 1: expecting much, but have you ever spent a birthday by yourself?

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Speaker 1: It's like the worst. So just give me a time

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Speaker 1: and then if you give me anything else, that's extra.

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Speaker 1: Text In four on six one calls up eighty eight

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Speaker 1: three four three one oh six one. It's ridiculous Internet

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Speaker 1: questions and a Lisa Hello, Hey, what's up? What is

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Speaker 1: is the best gift you can get for your birthday?

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Speaker 1: Okay today that's actually my birthday? Oh happy birthday? Thank you?

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Speaker 1: The best gift I could get. My friends and I

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Speaker 1: we love to go to the bar and to karaoke,

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Speaker 1: and like the best gift I could ever get. It's

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Speaker 1: just like the whole bar packed for karaoke and everybody

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Speaker 1: just doing their saying it's your birthday to day, are

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Speaker 1: you gonna go karaoke? Then? Of course? Okay, what's your

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Speaker 1: goal to karaoke? Song before Cheese by Karrie Underwood. Yea yeah,

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Speaker 1: I bet you sell that one. I like going to karaoke.

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Speaker 1: I'm not good at singing karaoke, obviously, because I can't sing.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why i'd be obviously. I'm just letting

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Speaker 1: you know I can't sing. The only times I've tried

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Speaker 1: to do karaoke was when I was drinking a lot

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Speaker 1: in my life, and I would be so hammered that

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Speaker 1: I couldn't make out words anyway, and I've gotten kicked

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Speaker 1: off of the mic most times I've tried to karryoke.

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Speaker 1: But one time I was at a bar and it

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Speaker 1: was one of the funniest things I've seen in my

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Speaker 1: life because it's and they do karaoke upstairs, and these

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Speaker 1: guys were doing karaoke and they were singing, Oh man,

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Speaker 1: why kind of together song? Right now? It's the song

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Speaker 1: everybody gets into and yes, Sweet Caroline, thank you. Brad

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Speaker 1: Our producer knew that Rato was everybody knows Sweet Caroline.

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Speaker 1: That's the karaoke song that everybody loves, especially bros that

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Speaker 1: are drunk. They love that. And this dude was singing

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Speaker 1: Sweet Caroline. And then there was another guy whatever. They

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Speaker 1: were getting in a fight, and the guy was on

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Speaker 1: the ground, still trying to sing Sweet Caroline while getting

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Speaker 1: punched in the face by the other guy. And everybody

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Speaker 1: in the bar was jumping around singing Sweet Caroline while

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Speaker 1: these two were beating the crap out of each other

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Speaker 1: while singing Sweet Caroline. I was like, this is an

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