Speaker 1: I started it.
Speaker 2: I appreciate you starting it.
Speaker 1: Man, Hello, Hello, Hello, Yeah, so uh are you able
Speaker 1: to hear me easily?
Speaker 2: You've been doing this joke for like three weeks. I
Speaker 2: don't know if it's still funny. Like, I don't know
Speaker 2: if three weeks in, if people are still laughing at
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's still funny. But all that matters.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing. It doesn't matter if people laugh. It
Speaker 2: matters if you think it's funny exactly, and you enjoy that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because after doing stuff for you and doing stuff
Speaker 1: for Bazer, you do it. It's funny for you. Maybe
Speaker 1: Beazer doesn't think something's funny. You just do it for you.
Speaker 1: At the end of the day.
Speaker 2: Since when do you do stuff.
Speaker 1: For me on this? Oh? On the Bobby Bone Show,
Speaker 1: the Big Show? O kick your fake laugh if I'm
Speaker 1: on there.
Speaker 2: Okay, tuche, I get it. I get boy, because, like
Speaker 2: you say, with your wife, with my wife, I still
Speaker 2: make the same joke every time say Man, I'm hungry. Hi,
Speaker 2: nice to meet you. I hate it when you do that.
Speaker 2: It's such a stupid joke, but I do it anyway.
Speaker 2: I'm like you used to laugh when we first met
Speaker 2: So why would it not be funny now, she goes,
Speaker 2: because you've been doing it for years.
Speaker 1: I gotta be real. I don't get it. What Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm hungry, nice to meet you. Don't know you're always hungry?
Speaker 2: She says, I'm hungry.
Speaker 1: That's actually great, and that's I've never heard that one before.
Speaker 2: And that's when you throw hi, I'm nice to meet you. Oh.
Speaker 1: I got to do that with the nephews because that's
Speaker 1: their favorite sentence.
Speaker 2: They will say, or oh, I'm so tired. Oh nice
Speaker 2: to meet you. I'm and they're like, what, Like, well,
Speaker 2: you're introducing yourself. You're so tired, so I just want
Speaker 2: to introduce myself. But it's the stupidest joke.
Speaker 1: I've never heard it. Who did it? Keith Kid, I'm
Speaker 1: so harny? Oh nice to me?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, he didn't say that.
Speaker 1: He didn't.
Speaker 2: No, no, But that is what it's all about. That's
Speaker 2: the kind of jokes like you say that are just
Speaker 2: for you.
Speaker 1: See. I thought it was I'm so hungry, but you
Speaker 1: always I thought you were saying that, and it's something
Speaker 1: that you've every day in your life. You say, and
Speaker 1: she goes, oh, nice to meet you like, this isn't
Speaker 1: i've met you before?
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no, this is you introducing yourself.
Speaker 1: You could also say that you could like if something, Oh,
Speaker 1: I see it all the time. I've met the I've
Speaker 1: met you before, I've lived you with your ten years.
Speaker 2: I'm aware, yes, but now that we've been married ten years,
Speaker 2: it's better when she's hungry or when the kids are hungry. Dad,
Speaker 2: I'm hungry. Oh, nice to meet you. I didn't know
Speaker 2: we had a kid name. I'm hungry.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: And they don't really like it. They don't think it's funny.
Speaker 2: They don't really I don't think they comprehend it, so
Speaker 2: like you didn't comprehend it. But here we are. I mean,
Speaker 2: it's for me. It's not for them. It's for me,
Speaker 2: and you would hope.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess the comedians do they do the
Speaker 1: like THEO vond does he think he's funny. He has
Speaker 1: to write, Okay, if.
Speaker 2: You're a comedian, you have to believe you are hilarious.
Speaker 1: Okay, So then every person on planet or tells jokes
Speaker 1: for themselves.
Speaker 2: Yes, hmm, they write the joke thinking, man, I am
Speaker 2: so funny, and because I think I'm funny. Other people
Speaker 2: are going to think I'm funny.
Speaker 1: It's sort of like when Ray God complex.
Speaker 2: No, it's not that, but it's like whenever you're somewhere,
Speaker 2: like at the grocery store. Another joke that I like
Speaker 2: to do, and I do it for myself, but because
Speaker 2: it's funny is they're like, oh, how are you doing today?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, looking good. That's half the battle. I
Speaker 2: do it every time. I do it at the grocery store.
Speaker 2: I do it checking in at you know, the doctor's appointment.
Speaker 2: I do it checking in at the airport, when we're
Speaker 2: checking into a hotel, wherever we are.
Speaker 1: It would work on vacation or an airport. But if
Speaker 1: somebody says that it McDonald's if I was a worker, dope,
Speaker 1: what do you mean not when you're ordering food? If
Speaker 1: it's vacation mode looking good, Yeah, you are welcome to
Speaker 1: the Bahamas, sir. Enjoy your seven day stay.
Speaker 2: No, no, it's not you don't just go looking good.
Speaker 2: They say how are you doing today? And you say
Speaker 2: looking good? That is half the battle.
Speaker 1: You're telling me when you sit down to eat at
Speaker 1: at a normal restaurant with your without the kids, because
Speaker 1: that's probably a chuck e cheese. So maybe it does
Speaker 1: work with the mouse. But if you're a bourbon and
Speaker 1: steak and whiskey or whatever it's called, how's it going tonight, sir?
Speaker 1: Looking good? That's half the battle. I would hope to
Speaker 1: god you don't do that at a nice restaurant.
Speaker 2: It's usually at the hostess stand when you're checking in
Speaker 2: for a vacation. No, no, no, like when you're checking for
Speaker 2: a restaurant. You know, hello, how are you doing today?
Speaker 1: Sir?
Speaker 2: Looking good? That's half the battle. And they're like, what can
Speaker 2: I do for you? And I'm like, I'll just try
Speaker 2: to get a table for two.
Speaker 1: What if it's an eighteen year old server or a hostess.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. I'm looking good. I'm looking good. I'm
Speaker 2: not saying they're looking good, but I could see how
Speaker 2: they could interpret it as I'm calling you good looking. No,
Speaker 2: it's all for me. I enjoy doing that. OK. When
Speaker 2: I'm walking onto a plane and they have that flight
Speaker 2: attendant that is always standing right there when you walk
Speaker 2: into the plane.
Speaker 1: That's back to vacation modes. That strengthens my point.
Speaker 2: And they say, hello, welcome, how are you doing today?
Speaker 1: Looking good?
Speaker 2: That's half the battle. Okay. My wife just rolls her
Speaker 2: eyes because.
Speaker 1: That works vacation mode, not in a sit down restaurant.
Speaker 2: I disagree. It works anywhere, It works anywhere when no
Speaker 2: one is expected.
Speaker 1: It would work at a restaurant. You know, you're at
Speaker 1: twin peaks, you're at tilted kill somebodys looking good, that's
Speaker 1: half the battle. Hey, what do you plase want to
Speaker 1: order today?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You want something like some wings? It works with that.
Speaker 2: My wife, like I said, gets so annoyed. But every
Speaker 2: once in a while I'll catch her off guard because
Speaker 2: she'll forget about it, and I'll hit it and the
Speaker 2: person gets a good reaction, and she'll tell the people
Speaker 2: don't laugh, it's not funny.
Speaker 1: See, you've never done that one around me. If you did,
Speaker 1: my initial reaction immediate, without even thinking, I'll be like,
Speaker 1: what that's an embarrassed maybe funny, that's it? Okay.
Speaker 2: See, because my wife gets a little embarrassed, she's like,
Speaker 2: oh my gosh, she goes just ignore him, just ignore him.
Speaker 1: Does it work with a guy?
Speaker 2: Don't really know what? Guy?
Speaker 1: I told you, I knew you didn't use it. Every
Speaker 1: time there's a dude looking good that's after battle. How
Speaker 1: are you doing, Peter? It doesn't work with guys.
Speaker 2: That's I forgot the caveat.
Speaker 1: I'll call you that.
Speaker 2: That's the caveat. But there's usually not a guy.
Speaker 1: That's truck stop and fly.
Speaker 2: I don't look good.
Speaker 1: That's half the battle. What are you guys doing today?
Speaker 2: Because usually if you're at a flying j guess what
Speaker 2: they're not saying, how you doing today? You know what
Speaker 2: they're saying, is that all seven fifty six? Thank you?
Speaker 2: That's it. They're not engaging in conversation. When you're with
Speaker 2: the hostess, it's usually a female. It's usually someone that
Speaker 2: is talking to it because they are a hostess and
Speaker 2: they're supposed to welcome you to the restaurant, welcome you
Speaker 2: to the hotel, correct, welcome you to the airplane. It's
Speaker 2: not usually dudes.
Speaker 1: And you're right, they're gonna be more bubbly.
Speaker 2: Girls are more bubbly. Females are more bubbly. They want
Speaker 2: to talk. Guys are more paper or plastic.
Speaker 1: Flying Jay, I can't believe we brought that back. I
Speaker 1: was coming back from Georgia stop by one. It was
Speaker 1: NFL Sunday. They had a theater room in the back
Speaker 1: the recliner chairs. NFL ticket not saying it was the best.
Speaker 1: It was probably illegally streamed. It looked like one of
Speaker 1: those streamers from all Overseas booming it on a big
Speaker 1: screen projector recliners all at the Flying Jay. There's no
Speaker 1: dudes in there. You know why they have that to
Speaker 1: keep them there.
Speaker 2: It's a truck stop, so the truckers need something to
Speaker 2: watch they I never thought about.
Speaker 1: This, right, but if you have TV playing, no matter
Speaker 1: how poorly quality it is, they'll stay there. Eat some
Speaker 1: meals there, get some gas fuel their tires, maybe get
Speaker 1: something from the merchandise for their kids that they haven't
Speaker 1: seen in two weeks. For truckers, guys that did too
Speaker 1: many horns last time, so just won.
Speaker 2: No, that's what I mean. I never thought about how
Speaker 2: do truckers catch a part of the game. They may
Speaker 2: listen to it on their radio, but I'm saying like
Speaker 2: when they stop, because they have mandatory hours, they have
Speaker 2: to stop, so they probably time it where they can
Speaker 2: catch the Titans game at the Fly and j absolutely
Speaker 2: or they're a Packers fan, they ask them. They look
Speaker 2: up all the Flying Jas that have the Sunday NFL
Speaker 2: ticket and they call them ahead of time and say, hey,
Speaker 2: if I stop there, Bubba, you mind if we put
Speaker 2: on the Packers game. They're like, Packers suck. That's right,
Speaker 2: we won't put it on here. So then he calls
Speaker 2: the next Flying Jay and he looks for that spot.
Speaker 1: Why do you think I want to be a truck driver?
Speaker 1: Because if that is the case, where you can design
Speaker 1: your own hours, I would wake up at midnight, I
Speaker 1: would have the load hauled by noon, turn on Major
Speaker 1: League Baseball at one pm after a one hour nap.
Speaker 2: Only a one hour nap, man, that's impressive, Ray, when's
Speaker 2: a lot lizards come in? But do you take a
Speaker 2: one hour nap in the at your house or do
Speaker 2: you take it in the cab of the truck cab?
Speaker 1: That's the beauty of it. You don't leave your truck.
Speaker 1: The only time you're gonna leave it is to get
Speaker 1: a lizard.
Speaker 2: That's not See, that's the exact opposite of beauty. Like
Speaker 2: you want to go to work, sleep where you work,
Speaker 2: eat where you work. That seems miserable.
Speaker 1: Well, and actually I gotta get I'm going in character.
Speaker 1: I'm married now and I have a job, so I
Speaker 1: probably will never be a truck driver.
Speaker 2: I understand you're going.
Speaker 1: Back, But when I was single, before you were married,
Speaker 1: before I was married, that's when you're going. You're in
Speaker 1: the parking lot, you find a good one flying jay
Speaker 1: where there's gonna be some good lizards, and you're watching
Speaker 1: the game, taking a nap. You don't even have to
Speaker 1: leave the parking lot. So I see these guys around town.
Speaker 1: They got the headset still on. They're still talking on
Speaker 1: the CB, or they got music playing through their ears.
Speaker 1: They're getting some food back in the truck. It's the
Speaker 1: easiest job.
Speaker 2: See, I don't think it's the easiest job. You've got
Speaker 2: other drivers, You got all the weather conditions, you have
Speaker 2: to deal with everything.
Speaker 1: Right, But I would time. What do you think I
Speaker 1: told you the other day? Hey man, it's gonna rain
Speaker 1: around one. Are you really riding your bike? I know
Speaker 1: the weather, So I would have left the load and
Speaker 1: the rig and all that midnight. I'm delivered by noon
Speaker 1: when the storm hits, and then I'm in my cab
Speaker 1: and the storm's hitting and I'm taking a night a nap.
Speaker 2: Or you think it's that Kolbe White has the easiest
Speaker 2: job in America.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's mindless. You just stay in the far
Speaker 1: right lane. Who cares about because there's governors on them.
Speaker 1: They can't go ninety miles an hour. From what I
Speaker 1: was told, there's no reason to speed. So you're just
Speaker 1: hanging over there. You're seeing America for free. You got
Speaker 1: you can talk to every person you know. Imagine how
Speaker 1: many times you call your parents? Oh yeah, what is
Speaker 1: it? It's not Father's Day? What do you call me for?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 1: Dad? Just to talk? How are you doing?
Speaker 2: Ty? I mean to know, do you have the easiest
Speaker 2: job in America? I mean, do you stop at a
Speaker 2: Flying Jay and watch your packers game? I have no
Speaker 2: idea how it works. And are there Can you be
Speaker 2: a trucker only Monday through Friday and then you're off
Speaker 2: on the weekends or is it random schedule? No matter what?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know that. But South Beach, he wasn't
Speaker 1: in a truck. He was in a white van. Right
Speaker 1: out of college. He would deliver stuff, not that, and
Speaker 1: it was in Austin and it was some specialized parts
Speaker 1: that they needed in South Padre Island. Don't know where
Speaker 1: he got this job from, but it was right out
Speaker 1: of college. I got Grande Communications, I got Telecommunications South
Speaker 1: Beach is delivering a part. So he would do it
Speaker 1: on a Sunday. He would leave at noon and he
Speaker 1: would listen to all the NFL games on the radio,
Speaker 1: and he said it was the best job. An he'd
Speaker 1: drive along the coast and then drive down to Padra,
Speaker 1: drive to Padre. I think he went to Padre and
Speaker 1: then came back in the same day because he would
Speaker 1: oh God, so that maybe made it bad, but he
Speaker 1: would stop buying San Marcus. He would come by and
Speaker 1: we'd have some beers and he'd stay the night and
Speaker 1: then he'd go back to Austin. Huh. But he said
Speaker 1: there's something different listening to those games on the radio
Speaker 1: when you're driving and you're getting paid to do it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you what. The best flight ever though,
Speaker 2: is Austin to brown to Harlingen, whatever it is, because
Speaker 2: it is a forty minute flight or whatever. I mean.
Speaker 2: I had, you know, Garrett's wedding down in Brownsville, and
Speaker 2: a lot of the people are like, oh dude, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna drive. It's only like a six hour drive. The
Speaker 2: flight was literally thirty six minutes and it was like
Speaker 2: eighty dollars. Dude, you want to talk about partying your
Speaker 2: balls off all weekend and then getting back having to
Speaker 2: wake up on Sunday and drive back. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: we woke up and we see everybody in the hotel lobby.
Speaker 2: Everybody's like, oh, we gotta drive back, we gotta drive back.
Speaker 2: I was at home in my bed within two and
Speaker 2: a half half hours of waking up.
Speaker 1: Why are you just telling me this freshman year of college,
Speaker 1: we went to South Padrea. We flew to Dallas and.
Speaker 2: Drove Okay, that's okay.
Speaker 1: Why did we not fly for eighty dollars?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Well, I don't know if it was that cheap
Speaker 2: from Chicago.
Speaker 1: Dude, my buddy didn't hook it up with the local information.
Speaker 1: I don't think people know you can fly down there.
Speaker 2: Maybe not, but it was amazing. It was like the
Speaker 2: one time we went to South Podish from San Antonio
Speaker 2: for college spring break and I slept on the side
Speaker 2: of the road. That drive back was the most miserable
Speaker 2: drive back ever.
Speaker 1: Imagine waking up senior year of high school in Florida
Speaker 1: and having to drive all the way home in one
Speaker 1: day in your parents' suburban and you're not allowed to
Speaker 1: let anybody else drive it hungover. Actually I didn't really
Speaker 1: get hungover in high school. I think it was fine.
Speaker 1: From where Michigan to Michigan. I had to go from Orlando.
Speaker 1: I had to go from kissing me to Michigan hungover
Speaker 1: with four dudes in the back of the car smoking pot.
Speaker 2: WHOA, don't tell your parents that. Holy crap.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine me? You know what's funny, guys leave
Speaker 1: the windows open.
Speaker 2: That's amazing that you went that far on spring break
Speaker 2: in high school.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. It wasn't exactly spring break.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize so many people went on spring break
Speaker 2: in high school.
Speaker 1: But it's a thing. Though. It's cooler almost to drive
Speaker 1: because everybody's going the same way.
Speaker 2: No, I get it, because then you're in the caravan,
Speaker 2: you're in the traffic, and people are, you know, tossing beers.
Speaker 1: Car to car. It's really where you're throwing the football
Speaker 1: in traffic.
Speaker 2: I've heard the stories. It's just like the movies.
Speaker 1: Ray, you want to go camping with a football?
Speaker 2: No, I don't want to go camping with the football.
Speaker 2: Should we start the show Man?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I forgot. We were even on yeah.
Speaker 2: I thought we were just sitting in a room with
Speaker 2: Mike's in front of us, just talking for no reason.
Speaker 2: The red lights told us nothing.
Speaker 1: I gotta be more careful though, without the condom on,
Speaker 1: because I'm not able to hear the sounds. And people
Speaker 1: were saying the horn was way too loud. Actually, Bazer goes, hey,
Speaker 1: it was honestly annoying. So I go, okay, I'll tone
Speaker 1: down the horn. Got it. So I'm doing it blindly.
Speaker 2: I don't understand why two weeks later, like you still
Speaker 2: have not put the condom back on, when people were saying,
Speaker 2: put the condom on, get protection, and it's been two
Speaker 2: weeks and you still won't do it, Like, are you
Speaker 2: just stubborn?
Speaker 1: I'm not stubborn, but it flows better because we're all
Speaker 1: set up there with my headset in the other room.
Speaker 1: I can just run in there, and I think it
Speaker 1: sounds better. I don't like those headphones.
Speaker 2: So you're telling me I need to bring an extra
Speaker 2: pair of headphones for you into this studio.
Speaker 1: Now because I don't like the new ones. They have
Speaker 1: to be the old school ones from Austin days.
Speaker 2: It's like my old roommate he used to like just
Speaker 2: not use protection, and he'd just bring we'd bring home
Speaker 2: these random skanks and he would just you know, he'd
Speaker 2: be like, oh, dude, I don't need protection. I don't
Speaker 2: need protection. And I don't know how many years I
Speaker 2: had to tell them, hey, dude, you need protection, like
Speaker 2: you need to Like, dude, you're you're playing with fires.
Speaker 1: Like nah, dude, nah, dude.
Speaker 2: Nah. Well guess what, man, he brought a girl home,
Speaker 2: and guess what happened. She got pregnant, still together. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they had a kid. You know how long they knew
Speaker 2: each other for she got pregnant six hours.
Speaker 1: There was his chick on vander Pump and she had
Speaker 1: said something like they were married with a kid and
Speaker 1: all that. She goes, yeah, he was actually just a
Speaker 1: one night stand and then he just kind of stuck
Speaker 1: around and then they got a divorced on the show.
Speaker 1: But it was sad how she said that. She goes,
Speaker 1: he was honestly on tender. It was just a one
Speaker 1: night stand and then the next day he called me
Speaker 1: in the next day and the next day I didn't
Speaker 1: expect him to stick with us, to both stick around
Speaker 1: that long. Kind of sad how she told it.
Speaker 2: That's a love story. If I've ever heard when I
Speaker 2: got a buddy that he's married to a chick. They
Speaker 2: were just kind of booty calling it. They would just
Speaker 2: call each other about midnight, one am, two am, and
Speaker 2: then next day, you know, was like, man, we should
Speaker 2: grab dinner, should grab another.
Speaker 1: Dinner instead of just a night gap every day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so for like, I think it was like
Speaker 2: three or four months they were just a nightcap, started dating,
Speaker 2: and then they got married and they got a kid,
Speaker 2: and they're still together and they look happy.
Speaker 1: She goes, can we ever hang out at a different
Speaker 1: time of the day, that is at two am?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, can we like hang out when the sun's up?
Speaker 2: Oh that's weird, that's a that's a weird proposition.
Speaker 1: You up?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey, that was a good text. That was always
Speaker 2: a good one. You awake you out, Like at one
Speaker 2: you text some random the chick you out, Yeah, you
Speaker 2: want to meet up.
Speaker 1: But mine was always with the radio show. I was
Speaker 1: getting up so early. I would make all these plans
Speaker 1: and I'd fall asleep at seven pm. I wake up
Speaker 1: to some chick twenty text messages yelling at me for
Speaker 1: not showing up to the bar.
Speaker 2: Oh that's terrible. There was this one girl. She was
Speaker 2: a Cowboys fan, had a fake rack. This is before
Speaker 2: I was married, and I texted her one night after
Speaker 2: getting back from the bar.
Speaker 1: So I was like, no, she was a Cowboys cheerly.
Speaker 2: Now just fan fan. I just remember that. I just
Speaker 2: remember that. And then she may have been a teacher.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: And I tested her. I was like, hey, you up.
Speaker 2: She's like, yeah, I've been watching movies all night. And
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, come over, come over, got a good
Speaker 2: movie over here, and she got I got movies over here.
Speaker 2: It's like three in the morning.
Speaker 1: You ever seen the Driver, You've.
Speaker 2: Ever seen Debbie does Dallas, big Avengers fan. And so
Speaker 2: she's like, no, by the time I get over there,
Speaker 2: you're gonna pass out.
Speaker 1: Oh oh no. I'm like no.
Speaker 2: She's like, you've been out all night drinking. I'm like no,
Speaker 2: I'm fine, just come I'll be awake. And so I
Speaker 2: sat on the stairs started petting the dogs and like
Speaker 2: thirty eight minutes later, I woke up and I tested her.
Speaker 2: I'm like, why aren't you coming? She goes. I knocked
Speaker 2: on the door, the dogs were barking. You didn't answer, brutal,
Speaker 2: like how dumb am I so dumb?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, First of all, how dumb am I to not
Speaker 2: just unlock the door and tell her to come in that?
Speaker 1: But also you knew you were gonna if you can't
Speaker 1: sit down? Is the thing you get on a comfy
Speaker 1: couch your lights out after drinking?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: And so I was like, just coming to sit in
Speaker 1: this chair here for a minute. She knocked on your door,
Speaker 1: and he did, knocked on the door.
Speaker 2: Dog's barking me.
Speaker 1: The rinkam could catch her that.
Speaker 2: She's probably sitting there going, oh my, I wonder how
Speaker 2: many times she knocked? Right, that's my question is how
Speaker 2: many times did she knock?
Speaker 1: A good knock? But in a house if you got
Speaker 1: fans going, ain't no way you're hearing that.
Speaker 2: Not hearing it right? And it had been thirty eight minutes.
Speaker 2: She only lived fifteen minutes from me. So I was like,
Speaker 2: just come back. It's so stupid, and she's like, no,
Speaker 2: I'm not coming back, and I'm like, yeah, it's just
Speaker 2: come back. It'll be fun. She goes, If I come back,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna pick you up and you're gonna have to
Speaker 2: come spend night at my place.
Speaker 1: This chick wanted you. She comes back for the double dip.
Speaker 2: And I'm like fine, So I went and stood in
Speaker 2: the kitchen and she came back. I had to go
Speaker 2: to her place though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the standing is the key. Once you're in that couch,
Speaker 1: you're gone.
Speaker 2: You're out, is over. I was like, boom, but yeah,
Speaker 2: we better start the show man. That was before I
Speaker 2: was married, though.
Speaker 1: Man, I'll wake up to twenty text messages. I'm at
Speaker 1: the bar. Where are you? Hey? I'm here? Are you coming? Hey? Seriously,
Speaker 1: where where are you? Okay? This isn't gonna work. Why
Speaker 1: do you never come when we make plans at night?
Speaker 1: Every night, I'd passed out at eight pm. That's the
Speaker 1: best dude. The one intern I can't even don't even
Speaker 1: know her name. She was just a promotions intern in Austin,
Speaker 1: and she had a boyfriend at the time, and I
Speaker 1: was single, and so I would always just I'd always
Speaker 1: just say, oh, come on, he's just some ut frat boy.
Speaker 1: You guys are gonna be together for like a week.
Speaker 1: Oh no, we're still together. We're still together. One time,
Speaker 1: a couple months later, she hits me up and I'm
Speaker 1: at on a Friday night. Hey, had some trouble with
Speaker 1: my boyfriend. I think we broke up. What are you
Speaker 1: doing tonight? Me? I mean I had been pressing this
Speaker 1: for four months?
Speaker 2: What'd you do? You were like, I'm coming out.
Speaker 1: I was passed out asleep, and I think by Monday
Speaker 1: she had another boyfriend.
Speaker 2: That was a great ending of that story, man.
Speaker 1: Really, the things I woke up to text Hey to
Speaker 1: rade drunk people in my house? Billy, what happened last night?
Speaker 1: Who are all these people?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean heck, I woke up to in my
Speaker 2: house and there was a new child there because my
Speaker 2: roommate got a girl pregnant. Oh yeah, So then he
Speaker 2: moved out and another dude moved in and guess what
Speaker 2: he did, met a guy gotta girl pregnant.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: And that's on top of my roommate in college, he
Speaker 2: met a chick and brought her home, and guess what
Speaker 2: happened to her pregnant? I had three roommates in a row,
Speaker 2: get a girl pregnant?
Speaker 1: What about the one time I woke up at the
Speaker 1: wood You and me were living together and you brought
Speaker 1: a girl home, but you gave her a ride or something.
Speaker 1: You're like, Oh, You're like, hey, guys. You guys are single.
Speaker 1: Does anybody I mean, a nice blod girl. But I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't even I didn't even like really
Speaker 1: hang out with her tonight. I don't even know this girl.
Speaker 2: Lunch No, no, no, she's.
Speaker 1: Sleeping on the couch. Loll here's the random blonde in
Speaker 1: our living room.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you. I'll tell you.
Speaker 1: And the bad thing is that she was probably hot.
Speaker 1: But I just woke up. I just woke up. This
Speaker 1: is what happened. Like, leave me alone and get the
Speaker 1: hell out of my house. Who is this person? Maybe
Speaker 1: she was hot, I don't even know. But when I
Speaker 1: come home, I want some eggs and baky when I
Speaker 1: come down from waking up in the morning.
Speaker 2: This is this is this is how it went down. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell.
Speaker 1: You after we start the show in a commercial.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's start this. This story is hilarious,
Speaker 2: Like I I forgot all about that and you bring
Speaker 2: it up and it is huh hilarious.
Speaker 1: All right, We're gonna do it live. Oh the one,
Speaker 1: two three, So loser, what up?
Speaker 2: Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
Speaker 2: so I'll give you the sports facts. My sports opinions,
Speaker 2: because I'm pretty much a sports.
Speaker 1: Genius, y'all. It says in from the North, I'm an
Speaker 1: alpha male. I live on the north side of Nashville
Speaker 1: Bays or my wife two point two acres. We got
Speaker 1: twenty three kids at Vanderbilt. Justin checks on them in
Speaker 1: the electrophysiology unit as much as he possibly can not
Speaker 1: on the weekends, though he saw Tay then lunch over
Speaker 1: to you if we got to do anything, No, we're.
Speaker 2: Not gonna do anything. We're gonna take a break, and
Speaker 2: when we'll come back and tell the story, we'll be
Speaker 2: right back. So I don't even know if you were
Speaker 2: out that night. You had to be a way. No,
Speaker 2: you had to be out that night, had to be.
Speaker 1: It was that crazy of a night we got split up.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing. No, No, it had to be because
Speaker 2: it was you and Minnie Wolow. I know it was
Speaker 2: you and Minnie Wolow.
Speaker 1: But who says we had to have gone out that night.
Speaker 2: Minnie Wolow was an into in college. Do you think
Speaker 2: he was just gonna waste one of his last three
Speaker 2: weeks in Nashville just going to bed on a weekend.
Speaker 1: So you think I think you're actually might be right
Speaker 1: on this. We went out pretty much every Friday and
Speaker 1: Saturday when we were single, correct in the town together. Correct,
Speaker 1: that probably makes sense.
Speaker 2: And he had a girlfriend all summer and then they
Speaker 2: broke up with like two and a half weeks left
Speaker 2: the summer. He had moved here to be an intern
Speaker 2: and was living with her and Wednesday broke up. He
Speaker 2: needed somewhere to live, so he lived in Sissons freaking
Speaker 2: bedroom for two weeks. For like two weeks, That's what
Speaker 2: I'm saying. So you're not gonna waste a Friday or
Speaker 2: Saturday night. So anyway, we go out and I guess
Speaker 2: you guys leave, and of course me, I'm never gonna
Speaker 2: leave before the bar closes. And I'm like, I'm staying out.
Speaker 1: I'm staying out the only guy I know that's gotta
Speaker 1: close it down with the mop bucket guy at lunch man,
Speaker 1: we're good, bars are closing, Time to go home.
Speaker 2: I understand that I've closed many of bars down. I've
Speaker 2: seen the mop buckets come out where I'm just waiting
Speaker 2: on the bartender to go home with her. I've done
Speaker 2: that before. I've done that song and dance.
Speaker 1: That's why Larsa Pippen says she got broke up with
Speaker 1: Michael Jordan's kid. Why she said it just he was
Speaker 1: It wasn't four am, it wasn't five m it was
Speaker 1: six am. He had to stay at every club, not
Speaker 1: only till every person left, till the cleaning crew came
Speaker 1: through and the janitorial services were there. She was, I
Speaker 1: just couldn't take it anymore. I couldn't take staying at
Speaker 1: the club till the sun came up every time we
Speaker 1: went out.
Speaker 2: Back to your story, she did say that she's glad
Speaker 2: she got out, like it was just hard.
Speaker 1: Oh no, they were. Probably she baby sat him.
Speaker 2: I mean, that is the weirdest like.
Speaker 1: That was in Scottie Pippen was married to Larsa Pippen.
Speaker 1: Larsa Pippen would Scottie Pippen played with Michael Jordans. Michael
Speaker 1: Jordan's kid dated Larsa Pippens, Scottie Pippen's ex wife and
Speaker 1: then they broke up. That was the story.
Speaker 2: I just told, yes, but that was a Larsa. The
Speaker 2: only reason she did that was a big screw you
Speaker 2: to Scottie to say, you know what, Michael Jordan's you're right,
Speaker 2: like you were teammates that won all these championships, but
Speaker 2: you guys at each other. There's not another person on
Speaker 2: the planet that Scotty Pippen hates.
Speaker 1: More than Jordan than Jordan, So the.
Speaker 2: Only way she can get back at Scottie is to
Speaker 2: date Jordan's son. I don't know. That is the weirdest,
Speaker 2: like mentally, I would like to know what's going on upstairs.
Speaker 2: There's not a lot, right.
Speaker 1: Uh, she's well thought, I mean on the show, she's fine.
Speaker 1: She's a sweet lady. I think right now she's in
Speaker 1: the heart of she's in the thick of the party scene.
Speaker 1: But I believe when they first got her and Scotty
Speaker 1: first got divorced, she had a good intentions. I don't
Speaker 1: know if she necessarily meant it like that stop I had.
Speaker 2: Of all the dudes in the world, she hooks up
Speaker 2: with Michael Jordan's son.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm sure they were all friends from when they
Speaker 1: played together. They had been around each other a lot. Okay,
Speaker 1: now he's twelve, Well that's really young. Eighteen, Okay, it's young.
Speaker 1: Twenty Oh, he's kind of cute. Twenty two, Oh, he's cute.
Speaker 1: H thirty we're divorced. Oh he's really cute. I don't
Speaker 1: know they knew each other very well. It's friend circles,
Speaker 1: like you know, no, I I don't think I could
Speaker 1: me date in your wife friend circle.
Speaker 2: No no, not my wife. Not my wife. You'd have
Speaker 2: to date my kid.
Speaker 1: All right, Go back to the girl blonde girl story.
Speaker 2: So we're at the bar and I don't know how
Speaker 2: this girl got in our circle, our radius or whatever,
Speaker 2: but whoever we were out with, she came around. She's talking,
Speaker 2: and the bars are closing, everybody's leaving, and I'm getting
Speaker 2: a cab and she's like, well, I don't want to
Speaker 2: take a cab by myself. Can I just go to
Speaker 2: your place? Fishing a barrel? When we first moved here,
Speaker 2: And I'm like, well, I got a chick, but I
Speaker 2: mean I got two roommates at home. I'm sure one
Speaker 2: of them will let you sleep with them.
Speaker 1: And if I remember correctly, we definitely got text messages like, hey, guys,
Speaker 1: are you up breaking a chick? Where I believe this
Speaker 1: is a long time, this ten years ago. I believe
Speaker 1: we're like, he says, he's britt Did you get the
Speaker 1: text from lunch? He says he's bringing a get come
Speaker 1: she said.
Speaker 2: She said, oh, do you think the cap could drop
Speaker 2: me on my house? And I'm like, well, where do
Speaker 2: you live? And it was like thirty minutes out of
Speaker 2: the way. And I'm like, I'm not paying for thirty
Speaker 2: minutes out of the way.
Speaker 1: Got it?
Speaker 2: And she was like, why just come to your place.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I got two dudes that are there, like,
Speaker 2: let me text them. And I am texting you, guys, Hey,
Speaker 2: wake up. I'm bringing a chick for you to tell you, dude,
Speaker 2: it's fight the curse. I fall asleep every.
Speaker 1: Night at eight.
Speaker 2: I said, hey, Minnie Wallow, Minnie Wallow, dude, get up,
Speaker 2: get up, there's a chick coming. You need to be
Speaker 2: downstairs waiting for this chick.
Speaker 1: And we're tucked into our comforters, snoring. We're in our jammies.
Speaker 1: She's still in her steal at her heels and a
Speaker 1: skirt all the way up to her butt and she
Speaker 1: was wearing it the whole next morning. The whole next morning,
Speaker 1: we're in our jammies. We're like, so, how's it going.
Speaker 2: So I bring this chick home and I go bang on, Hey, dude, guys,
Speaker 2: the girl's here.
Speaker 1: The girls here, and.
Speaker 2: They're like what, And I'm like, dude, there is a
Speaker 2: hottie downstairs.
Speaker 1: How dumb are you? Guys? There's a blonde chick here. Dude.
Speaker 1: We thought it is a mid dream.
Speaker 2: I said, there is a smoking, hot blondie downstairs that
Speaker 2: decided to come home with me because I had two
Speaker 2: roommates and she didn't.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 2: I wasn't gonna pay for a cab for her to
Speaker 2: go thirty minutes. I don't understand how she got here.
Speaker 2: I'm not really sure how this transpired, but she is here.
Speaker 2: You guys want to wake up? No, man, no, no,
Speaker 2: get out, Get out of my room.
Speaker 1: What trying to sleep?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: We got bones in the morning.
Speaker 2: Guys, there is a chick. Let me repeat myself. There
Speaker 2: is a chick downstairs.
Speaker 1: I'm not asking you, guys, if you want pizza or
Speaker 1: chicken wings. I'm telling you there's a hot blonde. Damn it.
Speaker 2: I'm not asking you if you want to cook me dinner. Man,
Speaker 2: I'm not asking that.
Speaker 1: It's like I'm not asking for a favor. I'm giving
Speaker 1: you tom A's a favor.
Speaker 2: I am trying to help you guys out in your life. Like,
Speaker 2: I am trying to help you guys, and you guys
Speaker 2: don't what shut the door? Oh okay, Now the question
Speaker 2: is how do I go explain this to this chick
Speaker 2: that they're not interested.
Speaker 1: I just I believe if I'm going back ten years
Speaker 1: in my head, I think I just thought, there's no
Speaker 1: way she's hot. She's probably a nice girl. I'm tired.
Speaker 1: I don't feel like talking about the Bobby Bone Show
Speaker 1: for the next two hours to a fan. So I
Speaker 1: was like, all right, man, we'll see in the morning.
Speaker 1: So I just didn't think she was hot. I didn't
Speaker 1: see her. There may been a silhouette. I saw her,
Speaker 1: But I'm like, Okay, there's just no way he brought
Speaker 1: home this like nine blonde.
Speaker 2: There's no way, I mean, but I still like, what
Speaker 2: was her thinking, Well, she was trying to find a
Speaker 2: bed so she didn't have to sleep on a counch
Speaker 2: with the dogs. No. No, what was her thinking going, well,
Speaker 2: I'll just come to Europe?
Speaker 1: What like?
Speaker 2: No, I'm not like, I I like that is how
Speaker 2: crazy that.
Speaker 1: She thought you were a soft landing.
Speaker 2: Maybe I was friend zone. No I wasn't. And I
Speaker 2: was like, well, I got a go over. But I
Speaker 2: got two dudes at the apartment, you know, like come
Speaker 2: on back, and and I don't know how she got home.
Speaker 1: In the morning. Well, smash cut to the morning. We
Speaker 1: go downstairs and this girl's dressed to the nines and
Speaker 1: stiletto heels and she is hot on the couch. She's
Speaker 1: on the couch. She stuck with the dogs the night before.
Speaker 1: That's how stupid we are.
Speaker 2: And the great party is never saw her again in
Speaker 2: our lives, No idea what happened to girl?
Speaker 1: That girl was baserd never, never in a million years,
Speaker 1: would be able to pick her out of a lineup.
Speaker 2: No idea. No she made listen to pod, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: that was me. And she may email us we are
Speaker 2: the sore losers at gmail dot com, but I doubt
Speaker 2: she's We're ever gonna hear from her again.
Speaker 1: And please confirm in twenty and thirteen you were smoking hot,
Speaker 1: because that next morning I was like, good God, I've
Speaker 1: made a mistake because he definitely brought home a hot
Speaker 1: chick last night. But I'm just waking up and she's
Speaker 1: like hungover and ordering a cab and wondering where she
Speaker 1: is right now. So this is never gonna work. Out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I don't know if she took a cab home,
Speaker 2: if we gave her a ride home, and.
Speaker 1: Ray, I've lost track of the story.
Speaker 2: No, And then my favorite part is, well she definitely was.
Speaker 1: It wasn't uber days. So she ordered a yellow cab
Speaker 1: on the west side what east side of Nashville and
Speaker 1: went off to wherever she lived in Gallatin or whatever?
Speaker 2: What a what a wild time and never saw her again,
Speaker 2: never saw her again. Nitton didn't have her phone number,
Speaker 2: didn't have anything, So I don't know she made it home. Okay,
Speaker 2: no idea, Ray.
Speaker 1: We may have just sent her out on the street.
Speaker 2: We could have, if we could have sent her off
Speaker 2: to you know, just be we could be the dumbest
Speaker 2: three dudes in the history of the planet turned down
Speaker 2: to the hot blonde who's.
Speaker 1: Never been turned down before. And then we send her
Speaker 1: out up the streets because we all got work to
Speaker 1: worry about.
Speaker 2: What I did.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't feel like playing house, like get this.
Speaker 2: Girl, like all right, girl, like I mean it's eight thirty,
Speaker 2: Like you're gonna have to go, Like thanks for coming,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. These two guys were doing whatever they were
Speaker 2: doing in their bed and you guys you can just
Speaker 2: have to go like it's weird and it's like I'm watching.
Speaker 1: A confirmed lunch though those texts though, when you said
Speaker 1: you were bringing a hot check home yet that was
Speaker 1: confirmed correct, she was definitely hot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And when you were baking on my door last
Speaker 2: night telling me there's a hot chick downstairs, like if
Speaker 2: one of you guys want to come downstairs, Yeah, sorry
Speaker 2: about that. We shouldn't ignored you. And so we do
Speaker 2: need confirmation from her that she was hot, like would
Speaker 2: you please send like an email member, Hey, I'm hot,
Speaker 2: because there's a girl that was it. We were we
Speaker 2: would run around with about twelve years ago when we
Speaker 2: moved here. One of the guys we worked with, shit mate.
Speaker 2: He's no longer in our circle now, he's moved on,
Speaker 2: moved somewhere else. But he was hanging out with this
Speaker 2: chick and blonde. No, it wasn't.
Speaker 1: I introduced him to her.
Speaker 2: That blonde was gorgeous.
Speaker 1: I pulled that blonde for him, that blonde was gorge
Speaker 1: He will go on record and say I pulled that
Speaker 1: blonde for him, and then they were a better fit.
Speaker 1: So I was like, y'all should chill but I'm not
Speaker 1: one that initiated that one.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, so no, he was this chick. I don't
Speaker 2: even remember her name right, her.
Speaker 1: Name was Cinnamon.
Speaker 2: No, but she had a friend with a first name
Speaker 2: that started with a sea, and they kind of do
Speaker 2: their thing, they hook up.
Speaker 4: I know who you're talking you know I'm talking about
Speaker 4: you know, I'm about right. And she was so hot, yeah,
Speaker 4: so hot. She had just had a breast augmentation, large.
Speaker 1: Just has a newly perf formed boob job, boob job.
Speaker 2: And I mean they do their thing whatever, and I
Speaker 2: don't know, then never see her again, Like after whatever,
Speaker 2: you know, they do it for a few months and
Speaker 2: then bam, never see her again. Smash cut four years ago,
Speaker 2: parenthood in the suburbs.
Speaker 1: Ding Ding, Ding Ray.
Speaker 2: There is a kid in my in Baby Box two's
Speaker 2: class a daughter and we get invited to a birthday
Speaker 2: party at a swimming pool and I show up and
Speaker 2: the girl's like, hey, goodness, see how you been. And
Speaker 2: I'm like what. She was like, Oh, She's like I
Speaker 2: used to date shipmate, And I'm like what.
Speaker 5: And her husband's right here, three kids running around, one kid,
Speaker 5: but the husband is right there, and I'm like and
Speaker 5: she goes, yeah, I used to go to the bars
Speaker 5: within him, and I'm like, whoa, this is don't don't no, no, no,
Speaker 5: why why say that to your husband?
Speaker 2: This is gonna get awkward because you did go to
Speaker 2: the bars to me, but I had no like interaction
Speaker 2: with you.
Speaker 1: How's it going, lunch bucks? Yeah, our old buddy used
Speaker 1: to throw it back with your wife.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my buddy used to bend your wife over the bed. No, Like,
Speaker 2: I didn't know what to say.
Speaker 1: We were friends with her before the boob job. How
Speaker 1: are you doing, Sarah?
Speaker 2: We were there when they were done, like we knew
Speaker 2: her pre pre boom job. And then she got the
Speaker 2: boob job, and she came to the bar and I
Speaker 2: remember going here, you guys want to touch him, You
Speaker 2: want to touch him? Like it was wild. It was wild.
Speaker 2: And let me tell you.
Speaker 1: What a time to be alive. How's it going, Zarah?
Speaker 2: I will be honest, I would have never recognized her
Speaker 2: in a million years. And oh yeah, unrecognizable, unrecognizable, had
Speaker 2: no idea I saw one of those You hadn't really
Speaker 2: hung out with her at the bar at neighbors. It
Speaker 2: was during Alabama Tennessee game. She was wearing an Alabama
Speaker 2: I believe it was a sweatshirt, but it looked like
Speaker 2: a comforter. And with that, we're gonna take a break.
Speaker 2: We're right back. Well, dude, I mean we got to
Speaker 2: nothing that I was planned on talking about. But that
Speaker 2: was amazing. I thought that was a funny one.
Speaker 1: The next one that I have to talk it ends
Speaker 1: up not even mean a good story, but I have
Speaker 1: talked about the Bowling Alley.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that'll be Uh you did that two weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Man, right, and so we've built it up now. It's
Speaker 1: actually probably a terrible story, but it needs to be told.
Speaker 1: I just have to get it out, all right, Okay,
Speaker 1: but not now. The next one? What what we do?
Speaker 2: This is for two weeks from now?
Speaker 1: Wait, so you want me to tell it?
Speaker 2: I was gonna do it.
Speaker 1: Oh, I know you're talking about it doesn't matter, it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I told it already. Yeah that was funny. Oh
Speaker 3: my god, it doesn't even matter.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. I'm not I didn't say that. I'm
Speaker 2: saying you told them two weeks ago and it was
Speaker 2: good back then. But did you want to retell it?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, okay, all right, dude, that was crazy
Speaker 1: having that mental image because the girl you talked about
Speaker 1: exactly what I thought of her. The blonde couldn't pick
Speaker 1: her out of a lineup. The chick I saw at
Speaker 1: the neighbors bar I had hung out with her. You
Speaker 1: never really because I'd go to their pool in like Gallatin.
Speaker 1: You never went with me, so you wouldn't even know
Speaker 1: who I was talking about. But I'm talking massive shelf, bookshelf.
Speaker 1: But when I saw at the bar, holy crap, I
Speaker 1: thought she was playing for at Bama. Really yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean I almost fell out. I don't know if
Speaker 1: a face you.
Speaker 2: Think she was playing center or like offensive line or defense.
Speaker 1: I don't know if a face tells a thousand words.
Speaker 1: But I came around the corner and I was like, whoa, Hey,
Speaker 1: I mean I pretty much looked the exact same.
Speaker 2: I think I look pretty similar to what I've looked
Speaker 2: like my whole life.
Speaker 1: You look spot on from the day I met you.
Speaker 2: Yes, good, but you do you look to say you're
Speaker 2: a little less tan. Yeah, but besides that, you look
Speaker 2: exactly the same.
Speaker 1: We think that we actually look like no.
Speaker 2: No, a shallow. Here's the thing here, there's no way
Speaker 2: because I look at people.
Speaker 1: You probably thought I looked all skagged out too, because
Speaker 1: I was all drunk. My eyes were like different angles.
Speaker 2: I was at the trampoline park, and this is what
Speaker 2: I mean. You just see parents that I'm like, good God,
Speaker 2: they just don't like they look terrible.
Speaker 1: Well, there is the point where you go, am I
Speaker 1: going to care? Or am I not going to care?
Speaker 2: And maybe this dude has looked like this his whole life.
Speaker 2: Maybe he has, but I'm just telling you. He was
Speaker 2: in like a button up shirt, khaki pants.
Speaker 1: He had it.
Speaker 2: He had his computer sitting there on his lap, and
Speaker 2: I mean those pants were about to bust, and it
Speaker 2: just he looked so uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, dude, okay, so he wasn't out of shape.
Speaker 1: He just went the nerd route as a parent, Yes,
Speaker 1: got it.
Speaker 2: Like I'm like, dude, like, come on, like put something
Speaker 2: like you're coming to a trampoline park. Like you don't
Speaker 2: need to be in button ups and slacks at a
Speaker 2: trampoline park, even if you just got off work. Have
Speaker 2: a spare change clothes in the car, like, put some
Speaker 2: shorts on, put a T shirt on, like, look chill
Speaker 2: at a trampoline park he looks so out of place
Speaker 2: with your button up and all uncomfortable. Looked like he
Speaker 2: couldn't even sit down, like he was so uncomfortable with
Speaker 2: these pants and clothes on, and all these sweaty kids
Speaker 2: running around. All these parents are sitting back with their
Speaker 2: shorts and T shirts and at leisure wear totally out
Speaker 2: of place, like know the room.
Speaker 1: A lot of the SEC schools, that's how they dress though,
Speaker 1: Is that what it is? Yeah, even when they go
Speaker 1: to the trampoline park. Yeah, I mean the dude coldn't
Speaker 1: even get on a There's no way you get a
Speaker 1: trampoline on those clothes and you think about it, it's
Speaker 1: just mindless. You'd throw on the khakis, throw on the polo,
Speaker 1: don't have to think about what you're putting on. But yeah,
Speaker 1: he went the total nerd dork route.
Speaker 2: See, because me, like, I look like crap everywhere I go.
Speaker 2: I wear the basketball shorts and a T shirt and
Speaker 2: tennis shoes all the time as a parent. When I'm
Speaker 2: going to school functions like if I'm going to the carnival,
Speaker 2: if I'm going to you know, kindergarten meet up, That's
Speaker 2: how I dress. These people that dress up for everything.
Speaker 2: I cannot understand it.
Speaker 1: Well, we're at the best time that we grew up
Speaker 1: in the right era. Our parents used to wear jeans
Speaker 1: all the time. I couldn't tell you the last time
Speaker 1: I wore a pair of jeans. I'm wearing joggers right now.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you something. I don't own a pair
Speaker 2: of blue jeans.
Speaker 1: Dad wore them seven days a week.
Speaker 2: I had one pair of blue jeans that I bought
Speaker 2: probably ten eleven, twelve years ago, and they got a
Speaker 2: hole in the butt, and so now I can't wear them.
Speaker 2: So I wear these little Columbus. I think they're what
Speaker 2: do they call it a joggers. I don't know what
Speaker 2: they're called. I don't know what brand, but they are
Speaker 2: so comfortable they might be they have to be Columbia anyway.
Speaker 2: I don't know what style of blue jeans are in,
Speaker 2: so if I went to the store to buy a
Speaker 2: pair of blue jeans, I wouldn't know what to wear.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna give your heads up. They're a little
Speaker 1: bit baggier now. They're that cane brown look at the
Speaker 1: award show. They're not bieber bagging.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you, I don't know what that means, well,
Speaker 2: you know how you know what award show I've watched
Speaker 2: in the last three years, none of them.
Speaker 1: The skinny jeans are no longer in. You have to
Speaker 1: have a little bit of bag to them now. But
Speaker 1: I'm with you, I would honestly probably have to upgrade
Speaker 1: a little bit. You can't go super holy. They just
Speaker 1: got to be a little baggy.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So literally, like when someone's like, oh, just wear
Speaker 2: your blue jeans, I'm like, I don't have a pair
Speaker 2: of blue jeans. I don't know what is in style.
Speaker 2: I have no idea, so I don't even buy them.
Speaker 1: For all the things we complain about our job, the
Speaker 1: beauty is don't have to have a tie, don't have
Speaker 1: to have a suit coat and baser always hit me
Speaker 1: if it's a funeral or a wedding.
Speaker 2: What you don't have a tie?
Speaker 1: Bazer? You know the industry I'm in, I don't have
Speaker 1: a damn tie. It's radio. We wear backwards hats and
Speaker 1: hoodies and we used to wear shorts, but now we
Speaker 1: gotta wear yeah, log pants.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, I as a kid, I saw people
Speaker 2: that wore like suits and shirts and ties, and I
Speaker 2: was like, that is miserable. I will never be able
Speaker 2: to do that.
Speaker 1: If you could have told yourself from twenty years ago, hey,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be able to wear ath leisure to work,
Speaker 1: a USA soccer shirt, these Columbia jogger shorts. How excited
Speaker 1: would you have been?
Speaker 2: Over the moon. But I knew it from a young
Speaker 2: age that's what I was gonna be able to do
Speaker 2: because I hated dressing up.
Speaker 1: Yeah see, I always thought you'd have to dress up.
Speaker 1: If I could have told myself thirty years ago, this
Speaker 1: is what I was gonna be able to wear, I'd
Speaker 1: be so proud of myself.
Speaker 2: It feels so amazing. And my wife, she said that
Speaker 2: two things she thought. She thought all guys shaved every day,
Speaker 2: and that all guys wore suits every day to work
Speaker 2: because her dad shaved every day. Any worse suit every
Speaker 2: day to work.
Speaker 1: I thought the shaven every day was actually a thing.
Speaker 1: It's not. You can get away with like once a week,
Speaker 1: which is awesome, such amazing. Actually in radio once every
Speaker 1: two weeks, maybe.
Speaker 2: Hey once every tree. You can do whatever you want.
Speaker 1: Actually, I actually the only time I shame was with Babe,
Speaker 1: is like, hey, you really got to clean up your neck.
Speaker 1: You're looking homeless.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do the same. I look homeless. I'm like, dang,
Speaker 2: I need to shave, And then when I shave, I'm like, man,
Speaker 2: you look twenty five again. It's amazing. So I should
Speaker 2: shave more often, but I don't, And I'm glad. We
Speaker 2: talked a lot of sports guys have a great day
Speaker 2: rating thing you want to say parting words.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sports guys. I don't really know how this is
Speaker 1: gonna fall. But I don't gamble anymore. But Kaitlyn Clark,
Speaker 1: it was at one point four times your money, then
Speaker 1: it moved to three times your money. It's dropping MVP.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's the easiest four time investment you're gonna have.
Speaker 1: It's better in bait point, better in Ethereum, it's better
Speaker 1: in Navidia. This is the investment you need, Kaylyn Clark
Speaker 1: to win the MVP. I've run the algorithms, crunch the numbers.
Speaker 2: And what do you always say you gotta bet the
Speaker 2: future now? Is that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, once you're in the future, it's too late to
Speaker 1: bet the future.
Speaker 2: Bet the past.
Speaker 1: Ray you'd be twenty twenty. Hindsights Justin says twenty twenty
Speaker 1: isn't actually hindsight, so the vision wise this is justin
Speaker 1: twenty fifteen is better than twenty twenty. So Justin goes
Speaker 1: Hindsight's twenty fifteen.
Speaker 2: Oh my okay, doctor, Oh my gosh, why do we
Speaker 2: gotta get all technical? Like, why.
Speaker 1: Hey, Hide Site Big twenty fifteen?
Speaker 2: Oh you're hey, Justin? Sorry, you're so smart, man, You're
Speaker 2: so much smarter than I am. Goodness, it's twenty fifteen
Speaker 2: really is better? Yeah, then why do we say twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: With Hide Site Big twenty fifteen.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna start listen, Justin, I made fun of you,
Speaker 2: but if anybody ever says twenty twenty again, I'm like,
Speaker 2: you mean, twenty fifteen it better. I'm gonna use it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna make funny of you right now, but if
Speaker 2: someone brings it up, I will say it all right,