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Speaker 1: I started it.

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Speaker 2: I appreciate you starting it.

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Speaker 1: Man, Hello, Hello, Hello, Yeah, so uh are you able

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Speaker 1: to hear me easily?

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Speaker 2: You've been doing this joke for like three weeks. I

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Speaker 2: don't know if it's still funny. Like, I don't know

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Speaker 2: if three weeks in, if people are still laughing at

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Speaker 2: I don't know if it's still funny. But all that matters.

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Speaker 2: Here's the thing. It doesn't matter if people laugh. It

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Speaker 2: matters if you think it's funny exactly, and you enjoy that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because after doing stuff for you and doing stuff

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Speaker 1: for Bazer, you do it. It's funny for you. Maybe

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Speaker 1: Beazer doesn't think something's funny. You just do it for you.

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Speaker 1: At the end of the day.

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Speaker 2: Since when do you do stuff.

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Speaker 1: For me on this? Oh? On the Bobby Bone Show,

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Speaker 1: the Big Show? O kick your fake laugh if I'm

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Speaker 1: on there.

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Speaker 2: Okay, tuche, I get it. I get boy, because, like

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Speaker 2: you say, with your wife, with my wife, I still

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Speaker 2: make the same joke every time say Man, I'm hungry. Hi,

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Speaker 2: nice to meet you. I hate it when you do that.

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Speaker 2: It's such a stupid joke, but I do it anyway.

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Speaker 2: I'm like you used to laugh when we first met

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Speaker 2: So why would it not be funny now, she goes,

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Speaker 2: because you've been doing it for years.

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Speaker 1: I gotta be real. I don't get it. What Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm hungry, nice to meet you. Don't know you're always hungry?

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Speaker 2: She says, I'm hungry.

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Speaker 1: That's actually great, and that's I've never heard that one before.

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Speaker 2: And that's when you throw hi, I'm nice to meet you. Oh.

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Speaker 1: I got to do that with the nephews because that's

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Speaker 1: their favorite sentence.

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Speaker 2: They will say, or oh, I'm so tired. Oh nice

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Speaker 2: to meet you. I'm and they're like, what, Like, well,

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Speaker 2: you're introducing yourself. You're so tired, so I just want

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Speaker 2: to introduce myself. But it's the stupidest joke.

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Speaker 1: I've never heard it. Who did it? Keith Kid, I'm

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Speaker 1: so harny? Oh nice to me?

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, he didn't say that.

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Speaker 1: He didn't.

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Speaker 2: No, no, But that is what it's all about. That's

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Speaker 2: the kind of jokes like you say that are just

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Speaker 2: for you.

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Speaker 1: See. I thought it was I'm so hungry, but you

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Speaker 1: always I thought you were saying that, and it's something

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Speaker 1: that you've every day in your life. You say, and

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Speaker 1: she goes, oh, nice to meet you like, this isn't

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Speaker 1: i've met you before?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no, this is you introducing yourself.

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Speaker 1: You could also say that you could like if something, Oh,

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Speaker 1: I see it all the time. I've met the I've

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Speaker 1: met you before, I've lived you with your ten years.

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Speaker 2: I'm aware, yes, but now that we've been married ten years,

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Speaker 2: it's better when she's hungry or when the kids are hungry. Dad,

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Speaker 2: I'm hungry. Oh, nice to meet you. I didn't know

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Speaker 2: we had a kid name. I'm hungry.

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Speaker 1: Oh.

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Speaker 2: And they don't really like it. They don't think it's funny.

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Speaker 2: They don't really I don't think they comprehend it, so

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Speaker 2: like you didn't comprehend it. But here we are. I mean,

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Speaker 2: it's for me. It's not for them. It's for me,

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Speaker 2: and you would hope.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I guess the comedians do they do the

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Speaker 1: like THEO vond does he think he's funny. He has

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Speaker 1: to write, Okay, if.

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Speaker 2: You're a comedian, you have to believe you are hilarious.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So then every person on planet or tells jokes

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Speaker 1: for themselves.

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Speaker 2: Yes, hmm, they write the joke thinking, man, I am

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Speaker 2: so funny, and because I think I'm funny. Other people

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Speaker 1: It's sort of like when Ray God complex.

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Speaker 2: No, it's not that, but it's like whenever you're somewhere,

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Speaker 2: like at the grocery store. Another joke that I like

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Speaker 2: to do, and I do it for myself, but because

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Speaker 2: it's funny is they're like, oh, how are you doing today?

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, looking good. That's half the battle. I

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Speaker 2: do it every time. I do it at the grocery store.

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Speaker 2: I do it checking in at you know, the doctor's appointment.

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Speaker 2: I do it checking in at the airport, when we're

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Speaker 2: checking into a hotel, wherever we are.

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Speaker 1: It would work on vacation or an airport. But if

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Speaker 1: somebody says that it McDonald's if I was a worker, dope,

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Speaker 1: what do you mean not when you're ordering food? If

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Speaker 1: it's vacation mode looking good, Yeah, you are welcome to

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Speaker 1: the Bahamas, sir. Enjoy your seven day stay.

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Speaker 2: No, no, it's not you don't just go looking good.

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Speaker 2: They say how are you doing today? And you say

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Speaker 2: looking good? That is half the battle.

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Speaker 1: You're telling me when you sit down to eat at

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Speaker 1: at a normal restaurant with your without the kids, because

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Speaker 1: that's probably a chuck e cheese. So maybe it does

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Speaker 1: work with the mouse. But if you're a bourbon and

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Speaker 1: steak and whiskey or whatever it's called, how's it going tonight, sir?

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Speaker 1: Looking good? That's half the battle. I would hope to

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Speaker 1: god you don't do that at a nice restaurant.

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Speaker 2: It's usually at the hostess stand when you're checking in

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Speaker 2: for a vacation. No, no, no, like when you're checking for

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Speaker 2: a restaurant. You know, hello, how are you doing today?

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Speaker 1: Sir?

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Speaker 2: Looking good? That's half the battle. And they're like, what can

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Speaker 2: I do for you? And I'm like, I'll just try

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Speaker 2: to get a table for two.

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Speaker 1: What if it's an eighteen year old server or a hostess.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. I'm looking good. I'm looking good. I'm

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Speaker 2: not saying they're looking good, but I could see how

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Speaker 2: they could interpret it as I'm calling you good looking. No,

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Speaker 2: it's all for me. I enjoy doing that. OK. When

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Speaker 2: I'm walking onto a plane and they have that flight

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Speaker 2: attendant that is always standing right there when you walk

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Speaker 2: into the plane.

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Speaker 1: That's back to vacation modes. That strengthens my point.

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Speaker 2: And they say, hello, welcome, how are you doing today?

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Speaker 1: Looking good?

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Speaker 2: That's half the battle. Okay. My wife just rolls her

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Speaker 2: eyes because.

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Speaker 1: That works vacation mode, not in a sit down restaurant.

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Speaker 2: I disagree. It works anywhere, It works anywhere when no

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Speaker 2: one is expected.

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Speaker 1: It would work at a restaurant. You know, you're at

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Speaker 1: twin peaks, you're at tilted kill somebodys looking good, that's

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Speaker 1: half the battle. Hey, what do you plase want to

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Speaker 1: order today?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You want something like some wings? It works with that.

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Speaker 2: My wife, like I said, gets so annoyed. But every

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Speaker 2: once in a while I'll catch her off guard because

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Speaker 2: she'll forget about it, and I'll hit it and the

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Speaker 2: person gets a good reaction, and she'll tell the people

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Speaker 2: don't laugh, it's not funny.

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Speaker 1: See, you've never done that one around me. If you did,

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Speaker 1: my initial reaction immediate, without even thinking, I'll be like,

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Speaker 1: what that's an embarrassed maybe funny, that's it? Okay.

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Speaker 2: See, because my wife gets a little embarrassed, she's like,

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Speaker 2: oh my gosh, she goes just ignore him, just ignore him.

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Speaker 1: Does it work with a guy?

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Speaker 2: Don't really know what? Guy?

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Speaker 1: I told you, I knew you didn't use it. Every

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Speaker 1: time there's a dude looking good that's after battle. How

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Speaker 1: are you doing, Peter? It doesn't work with guys.

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Speaker 2: That's I forgot the caveat.

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Speaker 1: I'll call you that.

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Speaker 2: That's the caveat. But there's usually not a guy.

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Speaker 1: That's truck stop and fly.

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Speaker 2: I don't look good.

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Speaker 1: That's half the battle. What are you guys doing today?

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Speaker 2: Because usually if you're at a flying j guess what

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Speaker 2: they're not saying, how you doing today? You know what

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Speaker 2: they're saying, is that all seven fifty six? Thank you?

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Speaker 2: That's it. They're not engaging in conversation. When you're with

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Speaker 2: the hostess, it's usually a female. It's usually someone that

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Speaker 2: is talking to it because they are a hostess and

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Speaker 2: they're supposed to welcome you to the restaurant, welcome you

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Speaker 2: to the hotel, correct, welcome you to the airplane. It's

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Speaker 2: not usually dudes.

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Speaker 1: And you're right, they're gonna be more bubbly.

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Speaker 2: Girls are more bubbly. Females are more bubbly. They want

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Speaker 2: to talk. Guys are more paper or plastic.

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Speaker 1: Flying Jay, I can't believe we brought that back. I

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Speaker 1: was coming back from Georgia stop by one. It was

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Speaker 1: NFL Sunday. They had a theater room in the back

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Speaker 1: the recliner chairs. NFL ticket not saying it was the best.

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Speaker 1: It was probably illegally streamed. It looked like one of

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Speaker 1: those streamers from all Overseas booming it on a big

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Speaker 1: screen projector recliners all at the Flying Jay. There's no

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Speaker 1: dudes in there. You know why they have that to

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Speaker 1: keep them there.

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Speaker 2: It's a truck stop, so the truckers need something to

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Speaker 2: watch they I never thought about.

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Speaker 1: This, right, but if you have TV playing, no matter

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Speaker 1: how poorly quality it is, they'll stay there. Eat some

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Speaker 1: meals there, get some gas fuel their tires, maybe get

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Speaker 1: something from the merchandise for their kids that they haven't

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Speaker 1: seen in two weeks. For truckers, guys that did too

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Speaker 1: many horns last time, so just won.

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Speaker 2: No, that's what I mean. I never thought about how

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Speaker 2: do truckers catch a part of the game. They may

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Speaker 2: listen to it on their radio, but I'm saying like

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Speaker 2: when they stop, because they have mandatory hours, they have

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Speaker 2: catch the Titans game at the Fly and j absolutely

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Speaker 2: or they're a Packers fan, they ask them. They look

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Speaker 2: up all the Flying Jas that have the Sunday NFL

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Speaker 2: ticket and they call them ahead of time and say, hey,

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Speaker 2: if I stop there, Bubba, you mind if we put

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Speaker 2: on the Packers game. They're like, Packers suck. That's right,

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Speaker 2: we won't put it on here. So then he calls

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Speaker 2: the next Flying Jay and he looks for that spot.

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Speaker 1: Why do you think I want to be a truck driver?

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Speaker 1: Because if that is the case, where you can design

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Speaker 1: your own hours, I would wake up at midnight, I

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Speaker 1: would have the load hauled by noon, turn on Major

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Speaker 1: League Baseball at one pm after a one hour nap.

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Speaker 2: Only a one hour nap, man, that's impressive, Ray, when's

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Speaker 2: a lot lizards come in? But do you take a

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Speaker 2: one hour nap in the at your house or do

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Speaker 2: you take it in the cab of the truck cab?

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Speaker 1: That's the beauty of it. You don't leave your truck.

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Speaker 1: The only time you're gonna leave it is to get

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Speaker 1: a lizard.

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Speaker 2: That's not See, that's the exact opposite of beauty. Like

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Speaker 2: you want to go to work, sleep where you work,

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Speaker 2: eat where you work. That seems miserable.

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Speaker 1: Well, and actually I gotta get I'm going in character.

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Speaker 1: I'm married now and I have a job, so I

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Speaker 1: probably will never be a truck driver.

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Speaker 2: I understand you're going.

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Speaker 1: Back, But when I was single, before you were married,

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Speaker 1: before I was married, that's when you're going. You're in

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Speaker 1: the parking lot, you find a good one flying jay

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Speaker 1: where there's gonna be some good lizards, and you're watching

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Speaker 1: the game, taking a nap. You don't even have to

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Speaker 1: leave the parking lot. So I see these guys around town.

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Speaker 1: They got the headset still on. They're still talking on

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Speaker 1: the CB, or they got music playing through their ears.

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Speaker 1: They're getting some food back in the truck. It's the

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Speaker 2: See, I don't think it's the easiest job. You've got

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Speaker 1: Right, But I would time. What do you think I

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Speaker 2: Or you think it's that Kolbe White has the easiest

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's mindless. You just stay in the far

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Speaker 2: Ty? I mean to know, do you have the easiest

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you what. The best flight ever though,

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Speaker 1: Why are you just telling me this freshman year of college,

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Well, I don't know if it was that cheap

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Speaker 1: Imagine waking up senior year of high school in Florida

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Speaker 1: let anybody else drive it hungover. Actually I didn't really

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Speaker 1: From where Michigan to Michigan. I had to go from Orlando.

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Speaker 2: WHOA, don't tell your parents that. Holy crap.

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine me? You know what's funny, guys leave

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Speaker 2: That's amazing that you went that far on spring break

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. It wasn't exactly spring break.

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Speaker 1: But it's a thing. Though. It's cooler almost to drive

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Speaker 2: No, I get it, because then you're in the caravan,

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Speaker 1: Car to car. It's really where you're throwing the football

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Speaker 2: I've heard the stories. It's just like the movies.

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Speaker 2: Should we start the show Man?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I forgot. We were even on yeah.

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Speaker 2: I thought we were just sitting in a room with

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Speaker 1: I gotta be more careful though, without the condom on,

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Speaker 2: I don't understand why two weeks later, like you still

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Speaker 1: I'm not stubborn, but it flows better because we're all

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Speaker 2: So you're telling me I need to bring an extra

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Speaker 1: Now because I don't like the new ones. They have

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Speaker 2: It's like my old roommate he used to like just

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Speaker 1: Like nah, dude, nah, dude.

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Speaker 2: Nah. Well guess what, man, he brought a girl home,

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Speaker 1: There was his chick on vander Pump and she had

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Speaker 1: But it was sad how she said that. She goes,

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Speaker 2: That's a love story. If I've ever heard when I

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Speaker 2: then next day, you know, was like, man, we should

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Speaker 1: Dinner instead of just a night gap every day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and so for like, I think it was like

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Speaker 1: She goes, can we ever hang out at a different

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Speaker 2: Oh that's weird, that's a that's a weird proposition.

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Speaker 1: You up?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey, that was a good text. That was always

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Speaker 2: a good one. You awake you out, Like at one

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Speaker 2: you text some random the chick you out, Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: But mine was always with the radio show. I was

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Speaker 2: Oh that's terrible. There was this one girl. She was

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Speaker 2: I was married, and I texted her one night after

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Speaker 1: So I was like, no, she was a Cowboys cheerly.

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Speaker 2: Now just fan fan. I just remember that. I just

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 2: And I tested her. I was like, hey, you up.

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Speaker 2: She's like, yeah, I've been watching movies all night. And

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Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, come over, come over, got a good

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Speaker 2: It's like three in the morning.

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Speaker 1: You ever seen the Driver, You've.

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Speaker 2: Ever seen Debbie does Dallas, big Avengers fan. And so

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Speaker 2: she's like, no, by the time I get over there,

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Speaker 1: Oh oh no. I'm like no.

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Speaker 2: She's like, you've been out all night drinking. I'm like no,

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Speaker 2: I'm fine, just come I'll be awake. And so I

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Speaker 2: I'm like, why aren't you coming? She goes. I knocked

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Speaker 2: like how dumb am I so dumb?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: No, First of all, how dumb am I to not

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Speaker 1: But also you knew you were gonna if you can't

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Speaker 1: couch your lights out after drinking?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.

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Speaker 1: And so I was like, just coming to sit in

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Speaker 1: and he did, knocked on the door.

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Speaker 2: Dog's barking me.

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Speaker 1: The rinkam could catch her that.

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Speaker 2: She's probably sitting there going, oh my, I wonder how

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Speaker 2: many times she knocked? Right, that's my question is how

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Speaker 2: many times did she knock?

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Speaker 1: A good knock? But in a house if you got

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Speaker 2: Not hearing it right? And it had been thirty eight minutes.

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Speaker 2: come back. It'll be fun. She goes, If I come back,

437
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,200
Speaker 2: I'm gonna pick you up and you're gonna have to

438
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:08,399
Speaker 2: come spend night at my place.

439
00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:11,800
Speaker 1: This chick wanted you. She comes back for the double dip.

440
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:14,520
Speaker 2: And I'm like fine, So I went and stood in

441
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,119
Speaker 2: the kitchen and she came back. I had to go

442
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:16,880
Speaker 2: to her place though.

443
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, the standing is the key. Once you're in that couch,

444
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:19,880
Speaker 1: you're gone.

445
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:22,320
Speaker 2: You're out, is over. I was like, boom, but yeah,

446
00:20:22,359 --> 00:20:24,119
Speaker 2: we better start the show man. That was before I

447
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:24,680
Speaker 2: was married, though.

448
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:27,959
Speaker 1: Man, I'll wake up to twenty text messages. I'm at

449
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,879
Speaker 1: the bar. Where are you? Hey? I'm here? Are you coming? Hey? Seriously,

450
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:33,200
Speaker 1: where where are you? Okay? This isn't gonna work. Why

451
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:35,120
Speaker 1: do you never come when we make plans at night?

452
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:41,679
Speaker 1: Every night, I'd passed out at eight pm. That's the

453
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:44,160
Speaker 1: best dude. The one intern I can't even don't even

454
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,480
Speaker 1: know her name. She was just a promotions intern in Austin,

455
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,320
Speaker 1: and she had a boyfriend at the time, and I

456
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,320
Speaker 1: was single, and so I would always just I'd always

457
00:20:50,359 --> 00:20:52,480
Speaker 1: just say, oh, come on, he's just some ut frat boy.

458
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,159
Speaker 1: You guys are gonna be together for like a week.

459
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:57,160
Speaker 1: Oh no, we're still together. We're still together. One time,

460
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:59,960
Speaker 1: a couple months later, she hits me up and I'm

461
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:03,199
Speaker 1: at on a Friday night. Hey, had some trouble with

462
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:05,040
Speaker 1: my boyfriend. I think we broke up. What are you

463
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:08,520
Speaker 1: doing tonight? Me? I mean I had been pressing this

464
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:09,280
Speaker 1: for four months?

465
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,640
Speaker 2: What'd you do? You were like, I'm coming out.

466
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:15,200
Speaker 1: I was passed out asleep, and I think by Monday

467
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,040
Speaker 1: she had another boyfriend.

468
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:20,160
Speaker 2: That was a great ending of that story, man.

469
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:26,119
Speaker 1: Really, the things I woke up to text Hey to

470
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:29,520
Speaker 1: rade drunk people in my house? Billy, what happened last night?

471
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:30,720
Speaker 1: Who are all these people?

472
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:34,040
Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean heck, I woke up to in my

473
00:21:34,119 --> 00:21:35,840
Speaker 2: house and there was a new child there because my

474
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,480
Speaker 2: roommate got a girl pregnant. Oh yeah, So then he

475
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:40,280
Speaker 2: moved out and another dude moved in and guess what

476
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:44,720
Speaker 2: he did, met a guy gotta girl pregnant.

477
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:45,320
Speaker 3: Wow.

478
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:49,080
Speaker 2: And that's on top of my roommate in college, he

479
00:21:49,119 --> 00:21:50,720
Speaker 2: met a chick and brought her home, and guess what

480
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:55,840
Speaker 2: happened to her pregnant? I had three roommates in a row,

481
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:56,720
Speaker 2: get a girl pregnant?

482
00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:59,080
Speaker 1: What about the one time I woke up at the

483
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:01,399
Speaker 1: wood You and me were living together and you brought

484
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,640
Speaker 1: a girl home, but you gave her a ride or something.

485
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:06,159
Speaker 1: You're like, Oh, You're like, hey, guys. You guys are single.

486
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:08,119
Speaker 1: Does anybody I mean, a nice blod girl. But I

487
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,880
Speaker 1: was like, I don't even I didn't even like really

488
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,240
Speaker 1: hang out with her tonight. I don't even know this girl.

489
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,480
Speaker 2: Lunch No, no, no, she's.

490
00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:18,199
Speaker 1: Sleeping on the couch. Loll here's the random blonde in

491
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:19,120
Speaker 1: our living room.

492
00:22:20,359 --> 00:22:21,719
Speaker 2: Let me tell you. I'll tell you.

493
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:25,119
Speaker 1: And the bad thing is that she was probably hot.

494
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:29,720
Speaker 1: But I just woke up. I just woke up. This

495
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:32,360
Speaker 1: is what happened. Like, leave me alone and get the

496
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:35,119
Speaker 1: hell out of my house. Who is this person? Maybe

497
00:22:35,119 --> 00:22:37,320
Speaker 1: she was hot, I don't even know. But when I

498
00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:39,359
Speaker 1: come home, I want some eggs and baky when I

499
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:41,840
Speaker 1: come down from waking up in the morning.

500
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:46,760
Speaker 2: This is this is this is how it went down. Okay,

501
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:47,560
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell.

502
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,600
Speaker 1: You after we start the show in a commercial.

503
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:52,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's start this. This story is hilarious,

504
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:56,360
Speaker 2: Like I I forgot all about that and you bring

505
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,520
Speaker 2: it up and it is huh hilarious.

506
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:03,440
Speaker 1: All right, We're gonna do it live. Oh the one,

507
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:08,719
Speaker 1: two three, So loser, what up?

508
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:11,280
Speaker 2: Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,

509
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:14,320
Speaker 2: so I'll give you the sports facts. My sports opinions,

510
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:16,560
Speaker 2: because I'm pretty much a sports.

511
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,840
Speaker 1: Genius, y'all. It says in from the North, I'm an

512
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:20,680
Speaker 1: alpha male. I live on the north side of Nashville

513
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:22,800
Speaker 1: Bays or my wife two point two acres. We got

514
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:25,840
Speaker 1: twenty three kids at Vanderbilt. Justin checks on them in

515
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:28,720
Speaker 1: the electrophysiology unit as much as he possibly can not

516
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:30,960
Speaker 1: on the weekends, though he saw Tay then lunch over

517
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:32,439
Speaker 1: to you if we got to do anything, No, we're.

518
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:33,600
Speaker 2: Not gonna do anything. We're gonna take a break, and

519
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,000
Speaker 2: when we'll come back and tell the story, we'll be

520
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:41,000
Speaker 2: right back. So I don't even know if you were

521
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:44,040
Speaker 2: out that night. You had to be a way. No,

522
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:46,359
Speaker 2: you had to be out that night, had to be.

523
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:48,920
Speaker 1: It was that crazy of a night we got split up.

524
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,880
Speaker 2: Here's the thing. No, No, it had to be because

525
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:54,479
Speaker 2: it was you and Minnie Wolow. I know it was

526
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:55,639
Speaker 2: you and Minnie Wolow.

527
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:57,960
Speaker 1: But who says we had to have gone out that night.

528
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:01,720
Speaker 2: Minnie Wolow was an into in college. Do you think

529
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:04,240
Speaker 2: he was just gonna waste one of his last three

530
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 2: weeks in Nashville just going to bed on a weekend.

531
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:09,800
Speaker 1: So you think I think you're actually might be right

532
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:12,320
Speaker 1: on this. We went out pretty much every Friday and

533
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:15,960
Speaker 1: Saturday when we were single, correct in the town together. Correct,

534
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:16,880
Speaker 1: that probably makes sense.

535
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:19,360
Speaker 2: And he had a girlfriend all summer and then they

536
00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:21,080
Speaker 2: broke up with like two and a half weeks left

537
00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:23,040
Speaker 2: the summer. He had moved here to be an intern

538
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:25,760
Speaker 2: and was living with her and Wednesday broke up. He

539
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:29,000
Speaker 2: needed somewhere to live, so he lived in Sissons freaking

540
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:32,280
Speaker 2: bedroom for two weeks. For like two weeks, That's what

541
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:34,600
Speaker 2: I'm saying. So you're not gonna waste a Friday or

542
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:38,359
Speaker 2: Saturday night. So anyway, we go out and I guess

543
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:41,000
Speaker 2: you guys leave, and of course me, I'm never gonna

544
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:44,560
Speaker 2: leave before the bar closes. And I'm like, I'm staying out.

545
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:47,480
Speaker 1: I'm staying out the only guy I know that's gotta

546
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:50,880
Speaker 1: close it down with the mop bucket guy at lunch man,

547
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,920
Speaker 1: we're good, bars are closing, Time to go home.

548
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:56,600
Speaker 2: I understand that I've closed many of bars down. I've

549
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:58,520
Speaker 2: seen the mop buckets come out where I'm just waiting

550
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:00,600
Speaker 2: on the bartender to go home with her. I've done

551
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:02,359
Speaker 2: that before. I've done that song and dance.

552
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:04,800
Speaker 1: That's why Larsa Pippen says she got broke up with

553
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:08,520
Speaker 1: Michael Jordan's kid. Why she said it just he was

554
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:11,080
Speaker 1: It wasn't four am, it wasn't five m it was

555
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:13,439
Speaker 1: six am. He had to stay at every club, not

556
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:16,440
Speaker 1: only till every person left, till the cleaning crew came

557
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:18,760
Speaker 1: through and the janitorial services were there. She was, I

558
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:21,159
Speaker 1: just couldn't take it anymore. I couldn't take staying at

559
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:22,960
Speaker 1: the club till the sun came up every time we

560
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:23,400
Speaker 1: went out.

561
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:26,000
Speaker 2: Back to your story, she did say that she's glad

562
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:28,000
Speaker 2: she got out, like it was just hard.

563
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:30,240
Speaker 1: Oh no, they were. Probably she baby sat him.

564
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:34,240
Speaker 2: I mean, that is the weirdest like.

565
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:37,520
Speaker 1: That was in Scottie Pippen was married to Larsa Pippen.

566
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:41,600
Speaker 1: Larsa Pippen would Scottie Pippen played with Michael Jordans. Michael

567
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:45,320
Speaker 1: Jordan's kid dated Larsa Pippens, Scottie Pippen's ex wife and

568
00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:47,120
Speaker 1: then they broke up. That was the story.

569
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:50,840
Speaker 2: I just told, yes, but that was a Larsa. The

570
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:53,040
Speaker 2: only reason she did that was a big screw you

571
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:56,920
Speaker 2: to Scottie to say, you know what, Michael Jordan's you're right,

572
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,480
Speaker 2: like you were teammates that won all these championships, but

573
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:02,159
Speaker 2: you guys at each other. There's not another person on

574
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:04,080
Speaker 2: the planet that Scotty Pippen hates.

575
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:06,240
Speaker 1: More than Jordan than Jordan, So the.

576
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:09,399
Speaker 2: Only way she can get back at Scottie is to

577
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:14,159
Speaker 2: date Jordan's son. I don't know. That is the weirdest,

578
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:17,240
Speaker 2: like mentally, I would like to know what's going on upstairs.

579
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:18,520
Speaker 2: There's not a lot, right.

580
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 1: Uh, she's well thought, I mean on the show, she's fine.

581
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:24,639
Speaker 1: She's a sweet lady. I think right now she's in

582
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:26,879
Speaker 1: the heart of she's in the thick of the party scene.

583
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:29,320
Speaker 1: But I believe when they first got her and Scotty

584
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:31,920
Speaker 1: first got divorced, she had a good intentions. I don't

585
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:34,320
Speaker 1: know if she necessarily meant it like that stop I had.

586
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,960
Speaker 2: Of all the dudes in the world, she hooks up

587
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,640
Speaker 2: with Michael Jordan's son.

588
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 1: Well, I'm sure they were all friends from when they

589
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:44,639
Speaker 1: played together. They had been around each other a lot. Okay,

590
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 1: now he's twelve, Well that's really young. Eighteen, Okay, it's young.

591
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:50,600
Speaker 1: Twenty Oh, he's kind of cute. Twenty two, Oh, he's cute.

592
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 1: H thirty we're divorced. Oh he's really cute. I don't

593
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:57,200
Speaker 1: know they knew each other very well. It's friend circles,

594
00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:01,200
Speaker 1: like you know, no, I I don't think I could

595
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,199
Speaker 1: me date in your wife friend circle.

596
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 2: No no, not my wife. Not my wife. You'd have

597
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:06,680
Speaker 2: to date my kid.

598
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:09,719
Speaker 1: All right, Go back to the girl blonde girl story.

599
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:13,360
Speaker 2: So we're at the bar and I don't know how

600
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:17,440
Speaker 2: this girl got in our circle, our radius or whatever,

601
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,919
Speaker 2: but whoever we were out with, she came around. She's talking,

602
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:25,879
Speaker 2: and the bars are closing, everybody's leaving, and I'm getting

603
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,240
Speaker 2: a cab and she's like, well, I don't want to

604
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:32,280
Speaker 2: take a cab by myself. Can I just go to

605
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 2: your place? Fishing a barrel? When we first moved here,

606
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 2: And I'm like, well, I got a chick, but I

607
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 2: mean I got two roommates at home. I'm sure one

608
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:46,040
Speaker 2: of them will let you sleep with them.

609
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:50,200
Speaker 1: And if I remember correctly, we definitely got text messages like, hey, guys,

610
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:53,320
Speaker 1: are you up breaking a chick? Where I believe this

611
00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:55,560
Speaker 1: is a long time, this ten years ago. I believe

612
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:57,639
Speaker 1: we're like, he says, he's britt Did you get the

613
00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:00,520
Speaker 1: text from lunch? He says he's bringing a get come

614
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:01,800
Speaker 1: she said.

615
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:03,840
Speaker 2: She said, oh, do you think the cap could drop

616
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 2: me on my house? And I'm like, well, where do

617
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:06,879
Speaker 2: you live? And it was like thirty minutes out of

618
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,760
Speaker 2: the way. And I'm like, I'm not paying for thirty

619
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 2: minutes out of the way.

620
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:10,120
Speaker 1: Got it?

621
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 2: And she was like, why just come to your place.

622
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 2: I'm like, I got two dudes that are there, like,

623
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:20,680
Speaker 2: let me text them. And I am texting you, guys, Hey,

624
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 2: wake up. I'm bringing a chick for you to tell you, dude,

625
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:26,520
Speaker 2: it's fight the curse. I fall asleep every.

626
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:26,840
Speaker 1: Night at eight.

627
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 2: I said, hey, Minnie Wallow, Minnie Wallow, dude, get up,

628
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:33,439
Speaker 2: get up, there's a chick coming. You need to be

629
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 2: downstairs waiting for this chick.

630
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:38,960
Speaker 1: And we're tucked into our comforters, snoring. We're in our jammies.

631
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,960
Speaker 1: She's still in her steal at her heels and a

632
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 1: skirt all the way up to her butt and she

633
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 1: was wearing it the whole next morning. The whole next morning,

634
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:55,720
Speaker 1: we're in our jammies. We're like, so, how's it going.

635
00:28:56,080 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 2: So I bring this chick home and I go bang on, Hey, dude, guys,

636
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 2: the girl's here.

637
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 1: The girls here, and.

638
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 2: They're like what, And I'm like, dude, there is a

639
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:09,480
Speaker 2: hottie downstairs.

640
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:14,360
Speaker 1: How dumb are you? Guys? There's a blonde chick here. Dude.

641
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,480
Speaker 1: We thought it is a mid dream.

642
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:21,400
Speaker 2: I said, there is a smoking, hot blondie downstairs that

643
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 2: decided to come home with me because I had two

644
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:25,120
Speaker 2: roommates and she didn't.

645
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:25,280
Speaker 1: I did.

646
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:27,000
Speaker 2: I wasn't gonna pay for a cab for her to

647
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 2: go thirty minutes. I don't understand how she got here.

648
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:33,560
Speaker 2: I'm not really sure how this transpired, but she is here.

649
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,240
Speaker 2: You guys want to wake up? No, man, no, no,

650
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:37,840
Speaker 2: get out, Get out of my room.

651
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 1: What trying to sleep?

652
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 2: Man?

653
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 1: We got bones in the morning.

654
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:43,880
Speaker 2: Guys, there is a chick. Let me repeat myself. There

655
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:45,960
Speaker 2: is a chick downstairs.

656
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 1: I'm not asking you, guys, if you want pizza or

657
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:51,360
Speaker 1: chicken wings. I'm telling you there's a hot blonde. Damn it.

658
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 2: I'm not asking you if you want to cook me dinner. Man,

659
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 2: I'm not asking that.

660
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 1: It's like I'm not asking for a favor. I'm giving

661
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,080
Speaker 1: you tom A's a favor.

662
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:06,480
Speaker 2: I am trying to help you guys out in your life. Like,

663
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 2: I am trying to help you guys, and you guys

664
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:15,920
Speaker 2: don't what shut the door? Oh okay, Now the question

665
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 2: is how do I go explain this to this chick

666
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 2: that they're not interested.

667
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:23,600
Speaker 1: I just I believe if I'm going back ten years

668
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:25,720
Speaker 1: in my head, I think I just thought, there's no

669
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 1: way she's hot. She's probably a nice girl. I'm tired.

670
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:30,520
Speaker 1: I don't feel like talking about the Bobby Bone Show

671
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:32,960
Speaker 1: for the next two hours to a fan. So I

672
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 1: was like, all right, man, we'll see in the morning.

673
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:37,200
Speaker 1: So I just didn't think she was hot. I didn't

674
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:39,640
Speaker 1: see her. There may been a silhouette. I saw her,

675
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 1: But I'm like, Okay, there's just no way he brought

676
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:43,960
Speaker 1: home this like nine blonde.

677
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 2: There's no way, I mean, but I still like, what

678
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:52,840
Speaker 2: was her thinking, Well, she was trying to find a

679
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:54,640
Speaker 2: bed so she didn't have to sleep on a counch

680
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:59,120
Speaker 2: with the dogs. No. No, what was her thinking going, well,

681
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 2: I'll just come to Europe?

682
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 1: What like?

683
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:04,840
Speaker 2: No, I'm not like, I I like that is how

684
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:05,600
Speaker 2: crazy that.

685
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:07,080
Speaker 1: She thought you were a soft landing.

686
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 2: Maybe I was friend zone. No I wasn't. And I

687
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:13,719
Speaker 2: was like, well, I got a go over. But I

688
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:16,960
Speaker 2: got two dudes at the apartment, you know, like come

689
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,040
Speaker 2: on back, and and I don't know how she got home.

690
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 1: In the morning. Well, smash cut to the morning. We

691
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:25,720
Speaker 1: go downstairs and this girl's dressed to the nines and

692
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:30,720
Speaker 1: stiletto heels and she is hot on the couch. She's

693
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:34,680
Speaker 1: on the couch. She stuck with the dogs the night before.

694
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 1: That's how stupid we are.

695
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:45,000
Speaker 2: And the great party is never saw her again in

696
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 2: our lives, No idea what happened to girl?

697
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 1: That girl was baserd never, never in a million years,

698
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 1: would be able to pick her out of a lineup.

699
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 2: No idea. No she made listen to pod, Oh my god,

700
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 2: that was me. And she may email us we are

701
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:05,440
Speaker 2: the sore losers at gmail dot com, but I doubt

702
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 2: she's We're ever gonna hear from her again.

703
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 1: And please confirm in twenty and thirteen you were smoking hot,

704
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 1: because that next morning I was like, good God, I've

705
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,960
Speaker 1: made a mistake because he definitely brought home a hot

706
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 1: chick last night. But I'm just waking up and she's

707
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 1: like hungover and ordering a cab and wondering where she

708
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:24,880
Speaker 1: is right now. So this is never gonna work. Out.

709
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I don't know if she took a cab home,

710
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 2: if we gave her a ride home, and.

711
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:33,120
Speaker 1: Ray, I've lost track of the story.

712
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:37,400
Speaker 2: No, And then my favorite part is, well she definitely was.

713
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 1: It wasn't uber days. So she ordered a yellow cab

714
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 1: on the west side what east side of Nashville and

715
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:46,480
Speaker 1: went off to wherever she lived in Gallatin or whatever?

716
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:50,080
Speaker 2: What a what a wild time and never saw her again,

717
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:52,600
Speaker 2: never saw her again. Nitton didn't have her phone number,

718
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 2: didn't have anything, So I don't know she made it home. Okay,

719
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 2: no idea, Ray.

720
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:59,120
Speaker 1: We may have just sent her out on the street.

721
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:01,080
Speaker 2: We could have, if we could have sent her off

722
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 2: to you know, just be we could be the dumbest

723
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 2: three dudes in the history of the planet turned down

724
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 2: to the hot blonde who's.

725
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:11,200
Speaker 1: Never been turned down before. And then we send her

726
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 1: out up the streets because we all got work to

727
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:15,360
Speaker 1: worry about.

728
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 2: What I did.

729
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 1: I don't I don't feel like playing house, like get this.

730
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,120
Speaker 2: Girl, like all right, girl, like I mean it's eight thirty,

731
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:22,080
Speaker 2: Like you're gonna have to go, Like thanks for coming,

732
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:24,960
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. These two guys were doing whatever they were

733
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:28,160
Speaker 2: doing in their bed and you guys you can just

734
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 2: have to go like it's weird and it's like I'm watching.

735
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:33,440
Speaker 1: A confirmed lunch though those texts though, when you said

736
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 1: you were bringing a hot check home yet that was

737
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:36,880
Speaker 1: confirmed correct, she was definitely hot.

738
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:38,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, And when you were baking on my door last

739
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 2: night telling me there's a hot chick downstairs, like if

740
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:44,080
Speaker 2: one of you guys want to come downstairs, Yeah, sorry

741
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 2: about that. We shouldn't ignored you. And so we do

742
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 2: need confirmation from her that she was hot, like would

743
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:51,080
Speaker 2: you please send like an email member, Hey, I'm hot,

744
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:54,600
Speaker 2: because there's a girl that was it. We were we

745
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:56,960
Speaker 2: would run around with about twelve years ago when we

746
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:00,360
Speaker 2: moved here. One of the guys we worked with, shit mate.

747
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 2: He's no longer in our circle now, he's moved on,

748
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:08,799
Speaker 2: moved somewhere else. But he was hanging out with this

749
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:12,040
Speaker 2: chick and blonde. No, it wasn't.

750
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:14,320
Speaker 1: I introduced him to her.

751
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 2: That blonde was gorgeous.

752
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 1: I pulled that blonde for him, that blonde was gorge

753
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:22,920
Speaker 1: He will go on record and say I pulled that

754
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 1: blonde for him, and then they were a better fit.

755
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:27,759
Speaker 1: So I was like, y'all should chill but I'm not

756
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,319
Speaker 1: one that initiated that one.

757
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:34,839
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, so no, he was this chick. I don't

758
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:37,520
Speaker 2: even remember her name right, her.

759
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 1: Name was Cinnamon.

760
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:42,359
Speaker 2: No, but she had a friend with a first name

761
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:45,279
Speaker 2: that started with a sea, and they kind of do

762
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 2: their thing, they hook up.

763
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:49,200
Speaker 4: I know who you're talking you know I'm talking about

764
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:53,200
Speaker 4: you know, I'm about right. And she was so hot, yeah,

765
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:58,320
Speaker 4: so hot. She had just had a breast augmentation, large.

766
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:02,840
Speaker 1: Just has a newly perf formed boob job, boob job.

767
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:05,920
Speaker 2: And I mean they do their thing whatever, and I

768
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 2: don't know, then never see her again, Like after whatever,

769
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:09,960
Speaker 2: you know, they do it for a few months and

770
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:14,759
Speaker 2: then bam, never see her again. Smash cut four years ago,

771
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:21,319
Speaker 2: parenthood in the suburbs.

772
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 1: Ding Ding, Ding Ray.

773
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:31,480
Speaker 2: There is a kid in my in Baby Box two's

774
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:34,600
Speaker 2: class a daughter and we get invited to a birthday

775
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:40,080
Speaker 2: party at a swimming pool and I show up and

776
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 2: the girl's like, hey, goodness, see how you been. And

777
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 2: I'm like what. She was like, Oh, She's like I

778
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 2: used to date shipmate, And I'm like what.

779
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:58,960
Speaker 5: And her husband's right here, three kids running around, one kid,

780
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:02,880
Speaker 5: but the husband is right there, and I'm like and

781
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:04,800
Speaker 5: she goes, yeah, I used to go to the bars

782
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:07,160
Speaker 5: within him, and I'm like, whoa, this is don't don't no, no, no,

783
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:08,760
Speaker 5: why why say that to your husband?

784
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:10,800
Speaker 2: This is gonna get awkward because you did go to

785
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 2: the bars to me, but I had no like interaction

786
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:14,960
Speaker 2: with you.

787
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 1: How's it going, lunch bucks? Yeah, our old buddy used

788
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:18,960
Speaker 1: to throw it back with your wife.

789
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, my buddy used to bend your wife over the bed. No, Like,

790
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:23,839
Speaker 2: I didn't know what to say.

791
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:27,080
Speaker 1: We were friends with her before the boob job. How

792
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:28,240
Speaker 1: are you doing, Sarah?

793
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:30,839
Speaker 2: We were there when they were done, like we knew

794
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 2: her pre pre boom job. And then she got the

795
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:35,360
Speaker 2: boob job, and she came to the bar and I

796
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 2: remember going here, you guys want to touch him, You

797
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 2: want to touch him? Like it was wild. It was wild.

798
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 2: And let me tell you.

799
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,880
Speaker 1: What a time to be alive. How's it going, Zarah?

800
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 2: I will be honest, I would have never recognized her

801
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 2: in a million years. And oh yeah, unrecognizable, unrecognizable, had

802
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:57,359
Speaker 2: no idea I saw one of those You hadn't really

803
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 2: hung out with her at the bar at neighbors. It

804
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:02,880
Speaker 2: was during Alabama Tennessee game. She was wearing an Alabama

805
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:06,279
Speaker 2: I believe it was a sweatshirt, but it looked like

806
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:11,799
Speaker 2: a comforter. And with that, we're gonna take a break.

807
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:16,799
Speaker 2: We're right back. Well, dude, I mean we got to

808
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:18,440
Speaker 2: nothing that I was planned on talking about. But that

809
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 2: was amazing. I thought that was a funny one.

810
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:22,680
Speaker 1: The next one that I have to talk it ends

811
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 1: up not even mean a good story, but I have

812
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:25,440
Speaker 1: talked about the Bowling Alley.

813
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, that'll be Uh you did that two weeks ago.

814
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:31,319
Speaker 1: Man, right, and so we've built it up now. It's

815
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:33,560
Speaker 1: actually probably a terrible story, but it needs to be told.

816
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 1: I just have to get it out, all right, Okay,

817
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:41,920
Speaker 1: but not now. The next one? What what we do?

818
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:43,399
Speaker 2: This is for two weeks from now?

819
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:46,439
Speaker 1: Wait, so you want me to tell it?

820
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:48,400
Speaker 2: I was gonna do it.

821
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 1: Oh, I know you're talking about it doesn't matter, it

822
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 1: doesn't matter.

823
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:07,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, I told it already. Yeah that was funny. Oh

824
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 3: my god, it doesn't even matter.

825
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. I'm not I didn't say that. I'm

826
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:15,440
Speaker 2: saying you told them two weeks ago and it was

827
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,359
Speaker 2: good back then. But did you want to retell it?

828
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:22,440
Speaker 1: No? No, no, okay, all right, dude, that was crazy

829
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 1: having that mental image because the girl you talked about

830
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 1: exactly what I thought of her. The blonde couldn't pick

831
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:30,400
Speaker 1: her out of a lineup. The chick I saw at

832
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:32,960
Speaker 1: the neighbors bar I had hung out with her. You

833
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,480
Speaker 1: never really because I'd go to their pool in like Gallatin.

834
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 1: You never went with me, so you wouldn't even know

835
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 1: who I was talking about. But I'm talking massive shelf, bookshelf.

836
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:45,239
Speaker 1: But when I saw at the bar, holy crap, I

837
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:49,120
Speaker 1: thought she was playing for at Bama. Really yeah, I mean,

838
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 1: I mean I almost fell out. I don't know if

839
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:52,440
Speaker 1: a face you.

840
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:55,640
Speaker 2: Think she was playing center or like offensive line or defense.

841
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:57,720
Speaker 1: I don't know if a face tells a thousand words.

842
00:38:57,719 --> 00:39:01,239
Speaker 1: But I came around the corner and I was like, whoa, Hey,

843
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:04,479
Speaker 1: I mean I pretty much looked the exact same.

844
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:08,720
Speaker 2: I think I look pretty similar to what I've looked

845
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:09,920
Speaker 2: like my whole life.

846
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 1: You look spot on from the day I met you.

847
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 2: Yes, good, but you do you look to say you're

848
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 2: a little less tan. Yeah, but besides that, you look

849
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 2: exactly the same.

850
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,280
Speaker 1: We think that we actually look like no.

851
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:29,960
Speaker 2: No, a shallow. Here's the thing here, there's no way

852
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:31,320
Speaker 2: because I look at people.

853
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:34,120
Speaker 1: You probably thought I looked all skagged out too, because

854
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,400
Speaker 1: I was all drunk. My eyes were like different angles.

855
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:40,000
Speaker 2: I was at the trampoline park, and this is what

856
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 2: I mean. You just see parents that I'm like, good God,

857
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:45,360
Speaker 2: they just don't like they look terrible.

858
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 1: Well, there is the point where you go, am I

859
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 1: going to care? Or am I not going to care?

860
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 2: And maybe this dude has looked like this his whole life.

861
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:56,480
Speaker 2: Maybe he has, but I'm just telling you. He was

862
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 2: in like a button up shirt, khaki pants.

863
00:39:59,600 --> 00:39:59,840
Speaker 1: He had it.

864
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:03,839
Speaker 2: He had his computer sitting there on his lap, and

865
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 2: I mean those pants were about to bust, and it

866
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:09,719
Speaker 2: just he looked so uncomfortable.

867
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:12,760
Speaker 1: And I'm like, dude, okay, so he wasn't out of shape.

868
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:15,759
Speaker 1: He just went the nerd route as a parent, Yes,

869
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Speaker 1: got it.

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Speaker 2: Like I'm like, dude, like, come on, like put something

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Speaker 2: like you're coming to a trampoline park. Like you don't

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Speaker 2: need to be in button ups and slacks at a

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Speaker 2: trampoline park, even if you just got off work. Have

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Speaker 2: a spare change clothes in the car, like, put some

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Speaker 2: shorts on, put a T shirt on, like, look chill

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Speaker 2: at a trampoline park he looks so out of place

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Speaker 2: with your button up and all uncomfortable. Looked like he

878
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Speaker 2: couldn't even sit down, like he was so uncomfortable with

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Speaker 2: these pants and clothes on, and all these sweaty kids

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Speaker 2: running around. All these parents are sitting back with their

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Speaker 2: shorts and T shirts and at leisure wear totally out

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Speaker 2: of place, like know the room.

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Speaker 1: A lot of the SEC schools, that's how they dress though,

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Speaker 1: Is that what it is? Yeah, even when they go

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Speaker 1: to the trampoline park. Yeah, I mean the dude coldn't

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Speaker 1: even get on a There's no way you get a

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Speaker 1: trampoline on those clothes and you think about it, it's

888
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Speaker 1: just mindless. You'd throw on the khakis, throw on the polo,

889
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,799
Speaker 1: don't have to think about what you're putting on. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: he went the total nerd dork route.

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Speaker 2: See, because me, like, I look like crap everywhere I go.

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Speaker 2: I wear the basketball shorts and a T shirt and

893
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Speaker 2: tennis shoes all the time as a parent. When I'm

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Speaker 2: going to school functions like if I'm going to the carnival,

895
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Speaker 2: if I'm going to you know, kindergarten meet up, That's

896
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Speaker 2: how I dress. These people that dress up for everything.

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Speaker 2: I cannot understand it.

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Speaker 1: Well, we're at the best time that we grew up

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Speaker 1: in the right era. Our parents used to wear jeans

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Speaker 1: all the time. I couldn't tell you the last time

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Speaker 1: I wore a pair of jeans. I'm wearing joggers right now.

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Speaker 2: Can I tell you something. I don't own a pair

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Speaker 2: of blue jeans.

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Speaker 1: Dad wore them seven days a week.

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Speaker 2: I had one pair of blue jeans that I bought

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Speaker 2: probably ten eleven, twelve years ago, and they got a

907
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Speaker 2: hole in the butt, and so now I can't wear them.

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Speaker 2: So I wear these little Columbus. I think they're what

909
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Speaker 2: do they call it a joggers. I don't know what

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Speaker 2: they're called. I don't know what brand, but they are

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Speaker 2: so comfortable they might be they have to be Columbia anyway.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what style of blue jeans are in,

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Speaker 2: so if I went to the store to buy a

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Speaker 2: pair of blue jeans, I wouldn't know what to wear.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna give your heads up. They're a little

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Speaker 1: bit baggier now. They're that cane brown look at the

917
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Speaker 1: award show. They're not bieber bagging.

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Speaker 2: Can I tell you, I don't know what that means, well,

919
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Speaker 2: you know how you know what award show I've watched

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Speaker 2: in the last three years, none of them.

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Speaker 1: The skinny jeans are no longer in. You have to

922
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Speaker 1: have a little bit of bag to them now. But

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Speaker 1: I'm with you, I would honestly probably have to upgrade

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Speaker 1: a little bit. You can't go super holy. They just

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Speaker 1: got to be a little baggy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So literally, like when someone's like, oh, just wear

927
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Speaker 2: your blue jeans, I'm like, I don't have a pair

928
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Speaker 2: of blue jeans. I don't know what is in style.

929
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Speaker 2: I have no idea, so I don't even buy them.

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Speaker 1: For all the things we complain about our job, the

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Speaker 1: beauty is don't have to have a tie, don't have

932
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Speaker 1: to have a suit coat and baser always hit me

933
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Speaker 1: if it's a funeral or a wedding.

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Speaker 2: What you don't have a tie?

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Speaker 1: Bazer? You know the industry I'm in, I don't have

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Speaker 1: a damn tie. It's radio. We wear backwards hats and

937
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Speaker 1: hoodies and we used to wear shorts, but now we

938
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Speaker 1: gotta wear yeah, log pants.

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Speaker 2: I'm telling you, I as a kid, I saw people

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Speaker 2: that wore like suits and shirts and ties, and I

941
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Speaker 2: was like, that is miserable. I will never be able

942
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Speaker 2: to do that.

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Speaker 1: If you could have told yourself from twenty years ago, hey,

944
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Speaker 1: you're gonna be able to wear ath leisure to work,

945
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Speaker 1: a USA soccer shirt, these Columbia jogger shorts. How excited

946
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Speaker 1: would you have been?

947
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Speaker 2: Over the moon. But I knew it from a young

948
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Speaker 2: age that's what I was gonna be able to do

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Speaker 2: because I hated dressing up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah see, I always thought you'd have to dress up.

951
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Speaker 1: If I could have told myself thirty years ago, this

952
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Speaker 1: is what I was gonna be able to wear, I'd

953
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Speaker 1: be so proud of myself.

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Speaker 2: It feels so amazing. And my wife, she said that

955
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Speaker 2: two things she thought. She thought all guys shaved every day,

956
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Speaker 2: and that all guys wore suits every day to work

957
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Speaker 2: because her dad shaved every day. Any worse suit every

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Speaker 2: day to work.

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Speaker 1: I thought the shaven every day was actually a thing.

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Speaker 1: It's not. You can get away with like once a week,

961
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Speaker 1: which is awesome, such amazing. Actually in radio once every

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Speaker 1: two weeks, maybe.

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Speaker 2: Hey once every tree. You can do whatever you want.

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Speaker 1: Actually, I actually the only time I shame was with Babe,

965
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Speaker 1: is like, hey, you really got to clean up your neck.

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Speaker 1: You're looking homeless.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I do the same. I look homeless. I'm like, dang,

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Speaker 2: I need to shave, And then when I shave, I'm like, man,

969
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Speaker 2: you look twenty five again. It's amazing. So I should

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Speaker 2: shave more often, but I don't, And I'm glad. We

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Speaker 2: talked a lot of sports guys have a great day

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Speaker 2: rating thing you want to say parting words.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sports guys. I don't really know how this is

974
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Speaker 1: gonna fall. But I don't gamble anymore. But Kaitlyn Clark,

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Speaker 1: it was at one point four times your money, then

976
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Speaker 1: it moved to three times your money. It's dropping MVP.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's the easiest four time investment you're gonna have.

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Speaker 1: It's better in bait point, better in Ethereum, it's better

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Speaker 1: in Navidia. This is the investment you need, Kaylyn Clark

980
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Speaker 1: to win the MVP. I've run the algorithms, crunch the numbers.

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Speaker 2: And what do you always say you gotta bet the

982
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Speaker 2: future now? Is that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, once you're in the future, it's too late to

984
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Speaker 1: bet the future.

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Speaker 2: Bet the past.

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Speaker 1: Ray you'd be twenty twenty. Hindsights Justin says twenty twenty

987
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Speaker 1: isn't actually hindsight, so the vision wise this is justin

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Speaker 1: twenty fifteen is better than twenty twenty. So Justin goes

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Speaker 1: Hindsight's twenty fifteen.

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Speaker 2: Oh my okay, doctor, Oh my gosh, why do we

991
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Speaker 2: gotta get all technical? Like, why.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Hide Site Big twenty fifteen?

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Speaker 2: Oh you're hey, Justin? Sorry, you're so smart, man, You're

994
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:33,400
Speaker 2: so much smarter than I am. Goodness, it's twenty fifteen

995
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Speaker 2: really is better? Yeah, then why do we say twenty twenty.

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Speaker 1: With Hide Site Big twenty fifteen.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna start listen, Justin, I made fun of you,

998
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Speaker 2: but if anybody ever says twenty twenty again, I'm like,

999
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Speaker 2: you mean, twenty fifteen it better. I'm gonna use it.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna make funny of you right now, but if

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Speaker 2: someone brings it up, I will say it all right,