Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanta way back home? Either way,
Speaker 1: we want to be there.
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us
Speaker 2: time and a termino and gay.
Speaker 3: We want to send you off in start. You wanna
Speaker 3: welcome you back home? Tell us all about it. We
Speaker 3: scared her?
Speaker 1: Was it fine? Malborn?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need you ride?
Speaker 1: Ride? Do you need with Karen and Chris welcome to
Speaker 1: Do you need a ride? This is Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 3: And this is Karen Kilgaraff.
Speaker 1: Hello, my friend Karen. I feel like I haven't seen
Speaker 1: you in a very long time.
Speaker 2: We haven't seen each other. You're out in Montana right.
Speaker 2: We had we had separate COVID experiences for the longest time.
Speaker 1: I was bragging that I was invincible, and UH bragging
Speaker 1: about the email I got where a lab actually wanted
Speaker 1: UH to get hold of my blood to see why.
Speaker 3: I tell you that wasn't real.
Speaker 1: It was. It was real. I had because I'd gotten
Speaker 1: all of these texts that said, hey, another person you
Speaker 1: were in contact with has COVID, and I had always
Speaker 1: brushed it off. But this time, because I was traveling
Speaker 1: and it said the state of walking, I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: there had to be someone on the plane. Sure enough,
Speaker 1: I had it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you got it the same thing I went.
Speaker 2: I went to Hawaii on vacation. We're all kidding ourselves
Speaker 2: at this thing is winding down or it's like it's
Speaker 2: like a long party and it's three am. It's not
Speaker 2: it's seven pm. We're at the beginning of this monster.
Speaker 2: And I was in a group of people. It was
Speaker 2: like five families in Hawaii, and then the bigger part
Speaker 2: of the group went home after fourth of July, and
Speaker 2: then there was I think six of us left. Two
Speaker 2: of us got it while we were still there, and
Speaker 2: two got it on the flight home, Like started getting
Speaker 2: sick on the flight home. And this one is nasty,
Speaker 2: Like I think it's way more what do you call
Speaker 2: it gets around faster?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, very very contagious.
Speaker 3: Marked contagious than yes, but mild.
Speaker 1: Right, you just had a.
Speaker 3: Little favor, you know what it was?
Speaker 1: Did you get me? I'm like Irash a PASTRAMI like
Speaker 1: Erash that continues to insist on being present. No, I
Speaker 1: gotta it's good it's jumping to the other eye. It's
Speaker 1: a crossed the bridge of my nose and.
Speaker 2: Now, yeah, that's pink eye. You've been borrowing mascara. I
Speaker 2: told you the rule about that.
Speaker 1: I have not packed my fart pillow.
Speaker 2: Yes, if you're going to use a fart pillow, then
Speaker 2: you need a separate eye pillow.
Speaker 1: I just every kid has a blankie, and I tried
Speaker 1: to launch this fart pillow business.
Speaker 3: And it's my only symptom that was really weird.
Speaker 2: Everything else felt like it was when people say it
Speaker 2: was just like the flu or whatever and kind of
Speaker 2: low key and not. You know, in the very beginning,
Speaker 2: I was like out for three days, like didn't get
Speaker 2: out of bed to barely open my eyes.
Speaker 3: Then I was okay for a while. Then I kind
Speaker 3: of had to go back.
Speaker 2: To bed for a while in it, like on day eight,
Speaker 2: and then I was in bed for five more days.
Speaker 2: And then now I'm up and showering like normal people.
Speaker 1: You know what I really eat. I've never complained about sleep.
Speaker 1: I think it's terrific, and it was providing more of
Speaker 1: that for me, So I really have no complaints. Not
Speaker 1: to shove it in everyone's face. So lost loved ones or.
Speaker 3: To make light of that. No, I don't do that.
Speaker 1: I know, I know. That's why I said not to
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 3: That's what great.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm reiterating that that's not what I was
Speaker 1: doing at all. I never would do that. You know me, Karen, No,
Speaker 1: I do know you. But again, I had a great
Speaker 1: time with it.
Speaker 2: Chris, separate from COVID because I want to make sure
Speaker 2: that any new listeners know this is not a COVID podcast.
Speaker 2: Your new glasses and your mustache go together really well.
Speaker 1: I yes, as you know, I asked for the Michael
Speaker 1: Douglas falling down frames which you which you explained to
Speaker 1: me were horn rims and I said, no, that's from
Speaker 1: a Far Side cartoon. But you were right. I googled it.
Speaker 1: These are classic horn rim glasses. Classic. I have to
Speaker 1: come up to the point. No, that's cat I yeah,
Speaker 1: that's Catie horn rims. Ah the yeah and yeah with
Speaker 1: the mustache. It's just a very corduroy elbow patch college
Speaker 1: professor vibe that I like to bring to places where
Speaker 1: most people are younger than me.
Speaker 2: So yeah, it's it's for the youngsters. This is what
Speaker 2: it was like in the eighties. This face Chris has
Speaker 2: and the vibe which is toned down, not boring, but
Speaker 2: like palatable. It's everything's earth tones. There's no brand names
Speaker 2: on anything. There's a lot of wood paneling. Everything's going
Speaker 2: to be fine. You'll get your don't worry, you'll get
Speaker 2: your chicken, rice and broccoli later. Like everything's handled. It's
Speaker 2: the early eighties. I'm handling it, dad.
Speaker 1: Look exactly. And during my lectures you're going to get
Speaker 1: mostly ninety nine percent information, but every hour there's going
Speaker 1: to be a hell of a joke. Oh yeah, the fun.
Speaker 1: The professor a good old one. And uh, before we
Speaker 1: bring on our guests, which I'm very excited to have
Speaker 1: our guests, me to say he's one of my favorite people.
Speaker 1: He's got to call. I say, that's a lot. But
Speaker 1: he's someone that brings me at ease and is calming
Speaker 1: and uh and I don't worry when I'm around him.
Speaker 3: Like your fart pillow.
Speaker 1: Kind of yeah. Yeah. I don't know why I brought
Speaker 1: that treachery into my life and why I travel with it. Uh,
Speaker 1: but uh, I uh just want you to know, because
Speaker 1: just to make up for all the times I bored
Speaker 1: you with the topic. I did win my golf tournament.
Speaker 3: Whoa, yeah amazing.
Speaker 1: I won the Big Sky Big Brothers and Big Sisters
Speaker 1: golf tournament. What there were prarazy? There were professionals on
Speaker 1: other teams.
Speaker 2: Karen, okay, we need our You started the intro to
Speaker 2: the guest, and now you're going into a personal sports story.
Speaker 3: I can't have it right.
Speaker 1: Right, I know, And I was gonna look at me.
Speaker 1: I was going to brag for like ten minutes here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, go back. I can tell that full.
Speaker 1: I just wanted you to know. And that's the last.
Speaker 3: No, no, we can talk about it. Let let him
Speaker 3: be here for it.
Speaker 1: Our guest today is very funny, comic, a very sweet person,
Speaker 1: a very aggressively good skateboarder. A lot of people don't
Speaker 1: know that about him. He's very good at skateboarding. Did
Speaker 1: you know that.
Speaker 3: Karen shreds the cube, gleams the cube.
Speaker 1: He gleams it after it's been shredded, because he wants
Speaker 1: to bring back that gloss, that high gloss that it
Speaker 1: started before he demolished it with his skills. He's got
Speaker 1: a great podcast called podcast but outside yep, everyone put
Speaker 1: your hands together for Andrew.
Speaker 4: Mashan yes, hello, welcome, Thank you for having me. Of course,
Speaker 4: sorry that I have so many thoughts on everything that's
Speaker 4: been discussed, so I guess I'll just take it point
Speaker 4: by point. Okay, First of all, Chris's new glasses and
Speaker 4: mustache looks great. But I do have to say, you
Speaker 4: do look like a disguise that Philip Jennings would use
Speaker 4: on the Americans.
Speaker 1: Because it's exactly what you look like. Well, I'm in
Speaker 1: my hometown and you know, there's a lot of people
Speaker 1: that I haven't seen for a while, and when I
Speaker 1: have all these new conversations how you've been over the
Speaker 1: last twenty years. So I do wear disguise when it
Speaker 1: looks like it is in a good way. Though it
Speaker 1: looks like a good disguise. I like it.
Speaker 4: I look it about the golf tournament, congratulations and we
Speaker 4: don't believe you, and no one did.
Speaker 1: No one did. It was a point of contention. A
Speaker 1: lot of people thought I was lying.
Speaker 3: It's a great lie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the perfect libe. And then about COVID. You know,
Speaker 4: I've actually been waiting two and a half years. This
Speaker 4: is the first time I've ever talked to anyone about COVID,
Speaker 4: So This is very exciting for me.
Speaker 1: I haven't talked about it yet.
Speaker 4: I've been kind of waiting to make up my mind,
Speaker 4: kind of assessing all the information, being like, I don't
Speaker 4: want to speak on a turn. I want to make
Speaker 4: sure I understand exactly where we're at with this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, fresh new topic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but no, everyone who hasn't gotten it is certainly
Speaker 1: getting it now. And that's it seems to Did.
Speaker 3: You already have it?
Speaker 1: I did have it.
Speaker 4: I did have it in December, and I do feel
Speaker 4: like I'm still somehow protected because I've had Chris level
Speaker 4: of like, you know, I had therapy last Tuesday in
Speaker 4: person two days later.
Speaker 1: She's like, hey, I'm positive and I'm fine now.
Speaker 4: So I think it's just I'm still somewhat protected to
Speaker 4: a certain degree, or I'm just lucky.
Speaker 1: Who knows. Was it better help online therapy? No? It was, well,
Speaker 1: it was better help, but it was in prison. Oh really?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, of course. Yeah. I went to the headquarters.
Speaker 4: It was more me banging on the door and a
Speaker 4: security guard tacked me out, but it was very.
Speaker 2: Therapeutic, crying, trying to talk about your dad.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's like, this isn't even listed. This address. How
Speaker 4: do you find this place?
Speaker 1: That would be funny if you never actually made it
Speaker 1: to a therapist. You just did therapy with that security guard. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a really cool guy.
Speaker 3: Such a good listener, such a cool guy.
Speaker 4: And then what's next because I already kind of demolished
Speaker 4: everything we talked about.
Speaker 2: No, I think you went. I think three picking three
Speaker 2: points is clean.
Speaker 1: And one other thing is that he's going to add
Speaker 1: one one more.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I know it's not as clean, but I actually
Speaker 4: feel like I'm maybe the closest you've had in a
Speaker 4: while on this podcast to fitting the theme, because I
Speaker 4: was actually at the airport less than two hours ago,
Speaker 4: so I very recently needed a ride, which.
Speaker 1: Is kind of cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, which airport?
Speaker 4: I don't want to dox myself. Yeah, I can't answer that.
Speaker 4: I do not want people know which airport I fly. Okay,
Speaker 4: it was Fairbank.
Speaker 1: It was Burbank. No a lot of us because it
Speaker 1: seems like you're bragging. Like you're bragging. I know, I
Speaker 1: know you're a Burbank guy. Yea, when not can? When
Speaker 1: I can?
Speaker 3: That was funny.
Speaker 2: That is exciting to me because I do miss the
Speaker 2: theme and I do miss the legitimacy of what this
Speaker 2: podcast and that you know you are an appreciator of
Speaker 2: original concept podcast yourself.
Speaker 3: I love I've told you before, but I love your podcast.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: And it's so funny, especially in the beginning when you
Speaker 2: guys would like I would listen to it, but it
Speaker 2: would also stress me out because I hated the idea
Speaker 2: that you guys were exposed to. Like remember that time
Speaker 2: you I think you were in Westwood and then there
Speaker 2: was those bros that got insanely agro and they were
Speaker 2: really dumb. Yeah, and they thought they were being so funny,
Speaker 2: and it was like I just had that like weird
Speaker 2: stage mother tension where I'm just like, oh, they have
Speaker 2: to talk to whoever's gonna end in La the weirdest
Speaker 2: people want to get on mic, Like it's so scary,
Speaker 2: but it's like the Then the last clip I saw
Speaker 2: you had the star of the TV show The Boys.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, Jack Quaid. Yeah he was great.
Speaker 3: That was I was like, did he happen by her?
Speaker 3: Are you friends with no?
Speaker 5: He?
Speaker 4: Just for those who don't know my podcast podcast, but
Speaker 4: outside we just talked to strangers on the streets. We
Speaker 4: just have a table on the sidewalk people walk by
Speaker 4: and sit down, so that's why, and you pay them
Speaker 4: scared for me, we do pay them one dollar.
Speaker 1: We're very up. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're truly and legitimately sitting outside just and if
Speaker 2: you want to walk up, you can start talking, which
Speaker 2: is risky.
Speaker 1: It's risky.
Speaker 4: But what I like about it is that it really
Speaker 4: just democratizes the whole podcast enterprise in a way where
Speaker 4: it's like, truly, anyone who wants to sit down can,
Speaker 4: There's no barrier. Like our show is incredibly diverse in
Speaker 4: a way that is actually really natural and fun and
Speaker 4: like in terms of like you know, racial stuff and
Speaker 4: age and experience and job. Just like every type of
Speaker 4: person who could possibly have something to say is able
Speaker 4: to sit down and talk to us. Sometimes we do
Speaker 4: invite folks on and Jack Quaid to just sometimes we
Speaker 4: just see like, oh, why is this famous person following
Speaker 4: us on Instagram?
Speaker 1: I just damned him, and it's like, hey, do you
Speaker 1: want to do our show? He's like, yeah, I'd love to.
Speaker 1: So that's how that happens. Oh wow, that's terrific. But
Speaker 1: then did he pretend to be walking by and happen.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, we like plan we did have. We
Speaker 4: had John ham one, so yeah, we didn't have to
Speaker 4: pretend to walk by. But yeah, it's because I was
Speaker 4: an ongoing thing. But no, thank you for the compliments
Speaker 4: that it really means a lot. I love your Guys' show
Speaker 4: and your stuff independently, and we have skateboarding. You know,
Speaker 4: Chris and I met at this point twelve thirteen years ago,
Speaker 4: skateboarding in Portland, a long time ago.
Speaker 1: You came on your bike. It's like, oh, let me
Speaker 1: show this kid the ropes, and you're amazingly good at skateboarding,
Speaker 1: which I never do anymore. I think you probably skateboarding,
Speaker 1: I know, but you're one of these people that when
Speaker 1: you do skate every six months, you just are. You
Speaker 1: don't even need to warm up, You're just able to
Speaker 1: do it. That is something that impresses me. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I have the muscle memory.
Speaker 4: But I'm at a point in my life and maybe
Speaker 4: you're at this too, where I'm like, oh, I never
Speaker 4: I don't. I'm not going to learn anything or ever
Speaker 4: be better than I was. I'm just going to get
Speaker 4: slowly worse. So I kind of barely do it.
Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, you've got to learn little thing I've learned,
Speaker 1: little low impact, Yeah, little curb tracks. There's little things
Speaker 1: you can learn and it feels like you're progressing and
Speaker 1: yeah you.
Speaker 4: Have you, Karen, learned any skateboard tricks recently or are
Speaker 4: you kind of at the same level?
Speaker 2: You know, I just I'm still working on my Allie,
Speaker 2: don't come at me with skateboard shit, because I'll I
Speaker 2: will bring the force of the frustrated girl. In the
Speaker 2: eighties when skateboarding became so cool and so but it
Speaker 2: was still so underground. So we would literally walk after
Speaker 2: school down to the theater downtown, which is where the
Speaker 2: four skateboarders in my town would skateboard because I think
Speaker 2: there was a real good curb in there, and we
Speaker 2: would just kind of hide. We'd hide around the corner
Speaker 2: and watch them like total weirdos.
Speaker 1: You weren't even their friends. You were like in the
Speaker 1: true background.
Speaker 2: We were private school girls stalkers, and they were public
Speaker 2: school boy punk rockers, so they were like scary where
Speaker 2: like maybe they're doing intervenous drugs, who knows what's happening.
Speaker 1: It looked like them go.
Speaker 4: It's funny because I feel like the next generation of
Speaker 4: skateboarders your type were actually hanging out as friends. Like
Speaker 4: it was like the girls at the skatepark was like
Speaker 4: the next iteration of that situation.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, that was a more of a nineties thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah exactly, Yeah, where.
Speaker 2: Like boys and girls can get along, where I was
Speaker 2: still back in the like there were there might be
Speaker 2: violence or some or just.
Speaker 1: Perceived we better just watch from this bush, yeah, like.
Speaker 2: Super weirdo, or sit in a cafe and for tend
Speaker 2: like we're reading something, but we're actually there because it's
Speaker 2: the cafe next to the theater where they skate.
Speaker 4: What's funny is those boys probably had a complex of
Speaker 4: like we're skaters and no girls will ever like us
Speaker 4: because we're losers or whatever, and then you're actually secretly watching.
Speaker 1: It's very very like.
Speaker 2: Yeah they had fans and actually I may have I
Speaker 2: bet you I've told the story before.
Speaker 3: But there was a cat that kept showing up at
Speaker 3: my parents.
Speaker 1: House, like a guy that like jazz? What like a
Speaker 1: guy that like jazz? A cat there to talk? You
Speaker 1: have to talk about?
Speaker 3: Is this the point of the story. No, there was
Speaker 3: an actual cat. She would come and be in our house. Okay,
Speaker 3: Like I'm started using jazz lingo.
Speaker 2: It hasn't been that long, but she kept showing up
Speaker 2: at her house and when we called the phone number
Speaker 2: on her tag, they came to pick her up the
Speaker 2: first time, and it was one of those boys. His
Speaker 2: name was Eric Lee, and he was a good skateboarder
Speaker 2: and kind of he wasn't punk as much as he
Speaker 2: was just like he wasn't preppy, and so in my
Speaker 2: town it was like, what are you doing. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: you're breaking all the rules. And I just thought he
Speaker 2: was super dreamy. And it was this thing where it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: here's your cat, and it was like he came to
Speaker 2: my door. It was like unbelievable. I couldn't And then
Speaker 2: literally she showed up like four more times, and on
Speaker 2: the fourth time they were like, you should just keep
Speaker 2: that cat. She she wants to live at your house.
Speaker 2: And then she was our cat for like ten more years.
Speaker 2: H She stated a weird.
Speaker 1: Way of getting closer to one of the Pedalouma curb
Speaker 1: dogs that's what I call their group of four.
Speaker 5: Now you ended up adopting one of their cats. Yeah,
Speaker 5: like the cat adopted us.
Speaker 3: It was not.
Speaker 2: She just came and was like I live here now,
Speaker 2: and I'm you can bring me back to the old house,
Speaker 2: but I'm going to find my way back to the
Speaker 2: new house.
Speaker 4: That is such a weird that's such a weird and
Speaker 4: specific way to get close to your crush.
Speaker 1: That's probably not what you were anticipating. It's like getting this.
Speaker 3: Cat, I couldn't have planned it.
Speaker 2: Better to be like, I will take your cat, and
Speaker 2: you will show up at my house and you will
Speaker 2: you will have a two word conversation.
Speaker 3: It will happen.
Speaker 2: But then that's the same cat that when she finally
Speaker 2: she started, when she got really old, she started doing
Speaker 2: weird like kind of seisury like flicking, and she did
Speaker 2: all this weird stuff and then she bite you really fast,
Speaker 2: like something's going on neurologically, and it got so bad
Speaker 2: that and this was by the time. By this time,
Speaker 2: my sister and I had moved out and gone to college.
Speaker 2: And so my mom, who was a registered nurse, was like,
Speaker 2: she's clearly suffering. And she was like, but I don't
Speaker 2: want to take her to put her down and have
Speaker 2: to spend like fis fifteen hundred dollars. And so she
Speaker 2: went to work and told someone at work at Kaiser
Speaker 2: and they're like, oh, just take some pill that people take,
Speaker 2: and it's like, just go give her three of those
Speaker 2: and it'll kill the cat and then you'll be fine.
Speaker 3: And so she does this, right, it's so crazy she
Speaker 3: does it.
Speaker 2: She grinds up these pills, puts it in the cat's food,
Speaker 2: watches pets the cat as she eats her final meal.
Speaker 2: The cat kind of hangs out for a little, then
Speaker 2: looks like she's getting tired or whatever, goes outside. My
Speaker 2: mom watches her as she walks down and goes onto
Speaker 2: the little lawn and sits that lays down, and my
Speaker 2: mom's like here she goes. My mom starts crying, and
Speaker 2: then she's like trying to figure out, like, oh, now
Speaker 2: I have to either figure out a way to bury her,
Speaker 2: like you know, and she starts kind of trying to
Speaker 2: make a plan, and then she starts doing other things.
Speaker 2: She gets kind of distracted, sits down on the couch.
Speaker 2: The cat jumps up on the couch next to her.
Speaker 1: Purr.
Speaker 2: The cat did not die, didn't take it didn't die,
Speaker 2: and then it.
Speaker 3: Lived for like three years after that.
Speaker 2: And then she felt so guilty and terrible that she
Speaker 2: was like this this cat, I will have nothing to
Speaker 2: do with this cat's death.
Speaker 1: Going forward, she accidentally had ground up steroids. The cat
Speaker 1: came back very muscular, filled with energy, with a vengeance. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's that is my biggest fear, in a very scary way.
Speaker 1: I was cat sitting once in Austin and this cat,
Speaker 1: she said, had had leukemia for like twelve years. And
Speaker 1: of course while I was cat sitting, this cat died,
Speaker 1: and so I. The woman's brother's number was on the
Speaker 1: fridge just for this purpose, I called him. I wrapped
Speaker 1: the cat in a blanket. I started digging a hole
Speaker 1: in the back yard, and then the cat had this
Speaker 1: burst of life and ran out from under the blanket,
Speaker 1: and it was terrifying, just pet sanitary. Cat came back
Speaker 1: to life. Had been dead for like ten minutes or
Speaker 1: playing dead, I'll never know. Anyway, the cat did a
Speaker 1: actually die. All my stories end up real funny. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I just.
Speaker 2: Love that we have a mutual fake dead cat story
Speaker 2: that we have not stumbled upon in all these years
Speaker 2: and all of our cat stories.
Speaker 1: I know, I didn't have fun that cat stories are
Speaker 1: just kind of waiting in the wings. Yeah, you find
Speaker 1: that it is funny, I do think.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there is a danger of any funny story about
Speaker 4: any animal from more than ten years ago, because you're like, oh,
Speaker 4: but now it actually is dead no matter what it's
Speaker 4: like the story, of course, but eventually it's.
Speaker 1: Inevitable bad news. Now, how old is spin it? Well,
Speaker 1: I have two dogs.
Speaker 4: Actually I did have a cat who did unfortunately die,
Speaker 4: but well as far as I know, unless unless it's
Speaker 4: doing a real long con like eight months later.
Speaker 1: But I had him for twelve years. He was a
Speaker 1: great cat.
Speaker 4: And actually just got a tattoo of my of my
Speaker 4: dog's Spinach's face, like three days ago. That's it, Okay, Well,
Speaker 4: I guess it requires a little bit of explanation. So twelve,
Speaker 4: like thirteen years ago, I got a tattoo of my
Speaker 4: cat's face, which he looks like that around.
Speaker 1: A Christmas and a wreath like photos. It's very absurd.
Speaker 4: And then and then so I got a tattoo of
Speaker 4: my dog like two years ago, my dog Bluetooth, so
Speaker 4: he looks like that and it's like the succulent succulent wreath.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's holiday theme.
Speaker 4: And then I have another dog, Spinach, so I feel
Speaker 4: like I had to get a tattoo of her face.
Speaker 1: So I don't. This is just like two days ago.
Speaker 4: I knew what the upper thigh because only the thigh
Speaker 4: and it's got like vegetables around it.
Speaker 1: You can see. Yes, it's just that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I don't even really like tattoos that much,
Speaker 4: but I do have these ones.
Speaker 3: You don't like tattoos that much, but you love your pets.
Speaker 4: I love my pets. That's what it matters. And I
Speaker 4: think I'm done no matter if any any future pet,
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna right now apologize. I'm not going to
Speaker 4: get your face tattooed on my body. I've done with
Speaker 4: this journey.
Speaker 2: Or you can get so many pets that you have
Speaker 2: through leaves, both arms, boke legs too much.
Speaker 1: I mean, after you go high upper inner thigh.
Speaker 4: Can you get a better location? It's not inner, by
Speaker 4: the way, I just have to No, it's in frontal
Speaker 4: frontal thigh. It's above the genital adjacent. Very interesting place.
Speaker 3: He loves that dog.
Speaker 1: And if I'm not mistaken, the eyes were kind of
Speaker 1: glancing up at at your.
Speaker 2: And there was like a little talking bubble that said
Speaker 2: this is where the fund's at.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was put up.
Speaker 2: I stole that from that was my friend Don Frasier's joke.
Speaker 2: She used to always say that she was going to
Speaker 2: get a tattoo of a little guy on her like
Speaker 2: basically right next to her genitals, and the guy would
Speaker 2: be pointing and going, this is where the funds at.
Speaker 1: I just had an idea. By the way, this is
Speaker 1: just a thought.
Speaker 4: Is it possible to just have a genital? Just one
Speaker 4: something to think about? Like, this is my genital? Because
Speaker 4: everyone says genitals, but this is just my genital.
Speaker 3: You had like if a woman had, say one ovary removed, it.
Speaker 1: Just has a right. Well, I understand guys saying it
Speaker 1: because there's a whole mess of stuff down there that
Speaker 1: we don't even need to talk about. But it should
Speaker 1: be genital singular, right, Yeah, it's not like we you know,
Speaker 1: got hmmm.
Speaker 2: But I wonder if it's the exterior and the interior.
Speaker 1: It's a whole situation.
Speaker 3: They're trying to reference the area.
Speaker 1: But if you take a p but if you take
Speaker 1: a picture of it, that is only the exterior, right,
Speaker 1: So that's just the genital.
Speaker 3: Do you do you when you sext? People go this
Speaker 3: is my.
Speaker 1: Genital, Well genital, I say, this is my genital for reference. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I maybe the the funniest part. I watched Ghost Family,
Speaker 1: that show you made, and my favorite part is after
Speaker 1: your family dies, you you look at your phone and
Speaker 1: you see the dick pic. Your dad sayt you, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's insane. That really got me, and then you start
Speaker 1: crying that it was an emotional That is a memory,
Speaker 1: a pilot I made years ago, thank you for a company,
Speaker 1: and then it was on your shirt. Yeah. I like
Speaker 1: to remind you of things that you thought up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: things that I didn't even really like at the time,
Speaker 1: but that was forced on it. I love it. I
Speaker 1: love it. I thought it was great.
Speaker 2: Appreciated to do, like a joke congratulations on a podcast
Speaker 2: where you're just like, I observe this joke.
Speaker 3: You did it. You might not appreciate it.
Speaker 4: I mean, I certainly can't think of, you know, an
Speaker 4: owl without thinking of your joke about college owl guys
Speaker 4: with the hats on and did they go to the
Speaker 4: school or whatever.
Speaker 1: So there goes class a joke I was. I was
Speaker 1: once proud of that. It just doesn't work anymore. It's
Speaker 1: not that I don't like it anymore. I just tell it,
Speaker 1: and it's Uh, these kids these days, grew up with
Speaker 1: different scholastic readers, and apparently owls with graduation hats and
Speaker 1: monofoles are no longer owls or no one knows what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about it. Yeah, that's just a seventies thing,
Speaker 1: you so, But that's one thing I'm good at on
Speaker 1: this podcast. It's bringing up jokes that comedians did no
Speaker 1: longer want to talk about it thinking about Jeffrey episode.
Speaker 1: Oh that's my least favorite thing. Thank you for bringing
Speaker 1: it up.
Speaker 4: Have you talked about Hawaii a lot already on the show, Karen,
Speaker 4: Did you have a good trip otherwise?
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is actually.
Speaker 2: The first, and I'm sorry because we had to cancel
Speaker 2: the last I have canceled due to COVID personal restrictions,
Speaker 2: the restriction of me not being able to get up.
Speaker 2: I was just like, I cannot have a conversation. I
Speaker 2: couldn't think. But I also I just could not get off,
Speaker 2: like out of bed or off the couch.
Speaker 3: I was just like, who cares?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I do have to say, you're on the couch now, so.
Speaker 2: I can be sitting on it, but most of the
Speaker 2: time I'm laying. Yeah, that's how I enjoyed. It's beautiful
Speaker 2: it's kind of a been a recent tradition, family tradition
Speaker 2: to go there for Fourth of July. And it's Kawhi,
Speaker 2: which I've only been to three islands, but it's my favorite.
Speaker 2: And there's just the you know, Hanolai Beach is the greatest,
Speaker 2: and it's so the whole thing is just like the
Speaker 2: best vacation. It's like such a even though I'm so
Speaker 2: not like a beach person or like a whatever, but
Speaker 2: I the feeling of like being in that water and
Speaker 2: being able to look at that those mountains and stuff,
Speaker 2: it's just like the best. But then so it was
Speaker 2: the best for like five days. Then COVID and it
Speaker 2: was fucking just a kind of general nightmare where like
Speaker 2: people were trying to make these decisions of what to
Speaker 2: do and who should go where, and it all was
Speaker 2: like it just sucked. And and when I got back
Speaker 2: I realized that, Like I got back and then like
Speaker 2: a day later, we had some kind of a call
Speaker 2: for work for exactly right, and then I was just.
Speaker 3: Like, oh, but I didn't really get a vacation.
Speaker 2: Like I was like, that doesn't count if you get
Speaker 2: sick in the middle. I was planning on like eight
Speaker 2: days of fun and sun or whatever, and then it
Speaker 2: just got.
Speaker 1: I started mine from scratch. I stayed in Montana a
Speaker 1: little longer just because I'm going to I had to
Speaker 1: write off that first week and a half. Yeah, did
Speaker 1: you snorkel Know?
Speaker 2: What we like to do is go out into the
Speaker 2: water and we just get past like the first maybe
Speaker 2: the second wave, and then we just stand there and
Speaker 2: oftentimes people will bring like a white claw or some
Speaker 2: kind of beverage out with them, and then we just
Speaker 2: stand there and gossip and it's really hilarious. It's like
Speaker 2: my favorite thing to do because it's now it's me,
Speaker 2: my sister, my sister's friend, Adrian, her daughter, my niece, Like,
Speaker 2: there's a whole group of people, so we all just
Speaker 2: kind of bullshit and stay like just kind of plant
Speaker 2: in the actual ocean.
Speaker 3: It's very therapeutic and all.
Speaker 1: Times, yeah, out in the ocean, it's the only safe
Speaker 1: place to talk about other people.
Speaker 2: You need a little just since we don't usually talk
Speaker 2: about the people we're with. But you know, it's also
Speaker 2: just a kind of a good like, Okay, now we're
Speaker 2: all here, we can all relax. Everyone's got a little
Speaker 2: a light buzz going now. Let's fucking hear it. Now,
Speaker 2: let's hear what's really going on. And that's also where
Speaker 2: I get lots of like info out of my knees
Speaker 2: because you know, she's fifteen, so she's not going to
Speaker 2: be like blah blah blah on the phone. But get
Speaker 2: her out in the ocean. Suddenly the everybody's got a
Speaker 2: story to tell.
Speaker 1: It's truth water. That's what I call the ocean, it
Speaker 1: really is. Are you still surfing, Andrew?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I surf, I sir, if you've never you don't do
Speaker 1: it right, you like try to turn for you. I've
Speaker 1: done it fifty times, but it's I know it's I'm
Speaker 1: not good at it. Yeah, you got We got to
Speaker 1: get you out there, brother, We got to get.
Speaker 3: You to win the Boys and Girls Surf competition.
Speaker 1: Big Brothers Sorry, Big Brothers Competition, Boys and Girls.
Speaker 3: Wait, Andrew, have you ever been sponsored for any of these?
Speaker 4: When I was a teenager, when I was very I
Speaker 4: was sponsored as a skateboarder, but I was just would like.
Speaker 4: It wasn't like a money sponsorship. I just got free
Speaker 4: skateboards from some company for like a couple of years.
Speaker 4: But I was never I was never good enough to
Speaker 4: like do it professionally. It was just I was decent
Speaker 4: for a teenager.
Speaker 1: Oh you at a backyard ramp? Right when I was
Speaker 1: in college, I built a big skate park in my backyard. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I remember. I remembered watching. Yeah, yeah, it was on
Speaker 1: MySpace or something.
Speaker 3: What city was that?
Speaker 4: This is in Portland, Oregon actually not too far from
Speaker 4: where Chris is now.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was just there yesterday actually for doing some shows,
Speaker 4: and I'd love to plug them actually because I wish
Speaker 4: more people had come out.
Speaker 1: So could I plug those shows? Of course?
Speaker 4: Okay, so the fact, yeah, they were Monday till twenty
Speaker 4: six and the first show was pretty good, pretty packed.
Speaker 1: Second show could have been a few more people. So
Speaker 1: if you guys could come out, that'd be great. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you could retro actively get tickets to that, it
Speaker 1: would really help out.
Speaker 3: It would really like a guilt plug.
Speaker 4: Yes, Oh, actually I messed up. Sorry money July twenty fifth.
Speaker 4: Maybe that's why because I said the wrong day. Maybe
Speaker 4: that's why.
Speaker 1: Weekend at it that at that. Yeah. Cool, you don't
Speaker 1: want people putting the wrong date into their time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so let's.
Speaker 3: Just make sure what club was it in Portland?
Speaker 4: I was just at Siren Theater, which is like a
Speaker 4: cool little downtown theaters.
Speaker 1: Oh nice, it was fun, It was fun. It was
Speaker 1: just the other night I was at the Alberta Rose,
Speaker 1: which has yet to happen. By the time that airs,
Speaker 1: it will be over. And was it as crouded as
Speaker 1: you wanted it to be. Oh, yeah, we'll see, but
Speaker 1: I think I'll probably be Yeah, I'm disappointed.
Speaker 3: He'll be disappointed. Yeah, he'll find it good.
Speaker 1: You can always find that inside. You haven't toured in
Speaker 1: a long time, right.
Speaker 2: Kurrn No, No, Well, for the podcast, we were supposed
Speaker 2: to have a tour starting last October, but that's been
Speaker 2: so covided away that we were just like, yeah, let's
Speaker 2: put a hold on that until at least until monkey
Speaker 2: Parks gets addressed in some sort of meaningful way, like yeah,
Speaker 2: there's I just saw an article that was like there's
Speaker 2: an new one coming after monkey Pocks where they're like,
Speaker 2: how serious is the blah blah blah virus? Where I
Speaker 2: was like and I almost took a picture to send
Speaker 2: to be like yes, so should we ever do anything
Speaker 2: normally again?
Speaker 3: Like we live in our houses now and work from
Speaker 3: our house.
Speaker 1: Isn't it right, It's just I'm just gonna do a
Speaker 1: tour of wet markets. Beautiful just goes straight for it.
Speaker 3: I have a storm. Just get in there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so Edge the Patient, the Patient zero tour, Christoperings
Speaker 4: Patient zero.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, get in there.
Speaker 3: Yeah. It's been a while. I mean I love that
Speaker 3: people are still doing it, but.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it just do you miss do you miss that lifestyle?
Speaker 1: I know it's a difficult one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love it. I could do it forever and
Speaker 3: that have that be the only thing I do.
Speaker 2: And it would be like for and especially for for
Speaker 2: my favorite murdered live shows, like they're so crazy fun
Speaker 2: and so.
Speaker 3: Best case scenario of doing a live show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've heard I've heard some of them, and everyone
Speaker 4: seems really just like thrilled to be near you, and
Speaker 4: the energy is really cool, and you guys do a
Speaker 4: great til nuts.
Speaker 2: You riff half a joke and people are like the
Speaker 2: best thing I've ever heard where you're just like if
Speaker 2: this was a comedy club, I would be eating it
Speaker 2: royally and you and it's so it's like I mean
Speaker 2: I told my age and that too is just like
Speaker 2: no that I'll do this forever.
Speaker 3: Georgia doesn't love it. It's not her.
Speaker 2: She had no experience doing it, so she's like this sucks,
Speaker 2: and I was like, this is best case, but she
Speaker 2: just meant like the travel and you know, like she
Speaker 2: just wasn't used to being in a different city.
Speaker 1: All three. It's a hard life to whole. It's very difficul.
Speaker 4: My podcast, we do a live show and it's my
Speaker 4: favorite thing that we do as well, and I love
Speaker 4: it and it's really exciting. And my co host feels
Speaker 4: similarly where he loves it and does a good job,
Speaker 4: but is like, this isn't you know he didn't sign.
Speaker 1: Up for being a live performer to the degree that
Speaker 1: I and you did.
Speaker 2: You know, yes, well, because I think I think comics.
Speaker 2: When you come up through it, then you have like
Speaker 2: this serious appreciation for when it's not truly awful, like
Speaker 2: you understand there's a real floor and ceiling where I
Speaker 2: think if you come in kind of in the middle,
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, well that I had to wait so
Speaker 2: long for my flight or whatever thing that you're just like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's nothing compared to when people stare you down and
Speaker 2: hate your fucking ideas, Like the flight is nothing. When
Speaker 2: you're being creatively negated. So this idea, like I just
Speaker 2: think it's for I love live performance more than anything. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's the one thing, Like that's the reason I'm in
Speaker 2: any of this. And so that payoff was always so
Speaker 2: amazingly energizing to me and so rewarding, and it made
Speaker 2: me feel like I like, it's that kind of thing
Speaker 2: where when you're having a great set, so you start
Speaker 2: riffing within it because you know you have like you know,
Speaker 2: you have so much buffer, like, oh now I have
Speaker 2: five great jokes waiting. It's not like you're blazing through whatever.
Speaker 2: Like it's that kind of feeling where suddenly you're like
Speaker 2: I just say anything and it's all working and it's
Speaker 2: like it's all your it. I should say my own
Speaker 2: mental attitude, because I used to get on stage and
Speaker 2: just be like this sucks. I hate them, hate me.
Speaker 2: It's a fight, and it like it wasn't but that's
Speaker 2: how I had to make it in my head. So
Speaker 2: right right, just really appreciate I appreciate being appreciated.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then also like doing a job that is
Speaker 1: so you know, private in a way, like a podcast,
Speaker 1: doing a podcast and being like you know, putting your
Speaker 1: stuff out there, like to see the feedback by the
Speaker 1: people in the room who have listened to all of
Speaker 1: it and who like connect with you based on that.
Speaker 1: It just makes it all feel worth it and real
Speaker 1: in a way that is quite impactful.
Speaker 3: Totally.
Speaker 2: It's well, it's like they've already done all of their homework,
Speaker 2: so you don't have to sit there being like, hey,
Speaker 2: so my dad's Irish and my mom's Italian, Like there's
Speaker 2: no get to know me bullshit at all. They know
Speaker 2: you better than you know yourself, so you got the
Speaker 2: benefit of the doubt. They're just happy. And also so
Speaker 2: because they're podcast listeners, it's not a comedy audience, so
Speaker 2: they're not like arms crossed, prove it to me, I
Speaker 2: love John Mlaney or whatever, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: It's more of like they're just like, yay, we're all
Speaker 2: here together.
Speaker 1: I love you, as opposed to I dare you to
Speaker 1: make me laugh yes.
Speaker 3: Which is very opposite vibe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, cool, cool.
Speaker 4: Well I hope you get out there again, you know,
Speaker 4: as soon as there's no sickness ever in the world again.
Speaker 1: As soon as that.
Speaker 2: Happens, we're gonna wait, We're gonna till all the viruses
Speaker 2: are clear.
Speaker 1: You should you know what you should do.
Speaker 4: You should wait until there's a week of no deaths
Speaker 4: at all, until it's the same number of people on
Speaker 4: the planet for a week.
Speaker 3: Put that in. Can you please let me know, hey,
Speaker 3: let me know.
Speaker 1: Dies? What if?
Speaker 3: I wonder if there's ever been like, was there a
Speaker 3: day where no one dies?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 4: That sounds like for once, sounds like a sci fi
Speaker 4: movie or something like they're like, all of a sudden,
Speaker 4: people are not dying and we don't know.
Speaker 1: What we're gonna do, yeh. And then the next day
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, never mind about the people died today.
Speaker 1: It was just one day, double died today. So it's
Speaker 1: roll credits.
Speaker 3: That's that's what it'd be like if we wrote sci fi.
Speaker 2: It's like setting up this unbelievable premise and it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's fine.
Speaker 1: Now, chance there was no reason. It wasn't aliens or
Speaker 1: anything etherical. It was just a yeah, no one died
Speaker 1: that day.
Speaker 3: And you know what, I just saw an article.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get your guys opinion about this because it's
Speaker 2: a it's a subject that actually really matters to me
Speaker 2: a lot, and it's the fact that they found fossils
Speaker 2: that prove that the Lockness Monster could be real.
Speaker 3: Did you hear about this?
Speaker 1: No, it's not a sturgeon. No.
Speaker 2: Well, they're saying they found pleosaur fossils somewhere, and then
Speaker 2: the the article ended with them saying, not like they
Speaker 2: found them in Scotland or anything, but it was like
Speaker 2: something like that. But what do you guys think about
Speaker 2: this idea that the Lockness Monster could be real? Take
Speaker 2: all the time you need, because we'll edit it out.
Speaker 1: I wish that that excite. It's the same as when
Speaker 1: someone brings up a sasquatch or bigfoot, whichever you want
Speaker 1: to call, whichever slang you want to use. I don't
Speaker 1: care either way, what's wrong, valid, valid? I just don't
Speaker 1: care if there's a bigfoot or if there is not
Speaker 1: a bigfoot. Okay, I am. It doesn't affect me in
Speaker 1: any way, shape or I'm not trying to be negative.
Speaker 3: No, I want you to be honest.
Speaker 4: I'm incredibly into the Lockness Monster and it's really it's
Speaker 4: really offensive, Chris that you compared to the sasquatch offends
Speaker 4: me really really watch.
Speaker 1: You want mythical creature arguments on this podcast, there.
Speaker 3: Is a cryptid podcast what we're doing.
Speaker 4: I do like the idea of someone who's like really
Speaker 4: into lockness and then really like sasquatch. Yeah right, like
Speaker 4: really into one, but think the other is like way
Speaker 4: too far, No fucking way, a guy.
Speaker 2: In the woo that's like that be realistic, the lock
Speaker 2: nest monsters real be realistic.
Speaker 1: Wait, so what is it? It's a dinosaur or no,
Speaker 1: its something different? That is what was found.
Speaker 2: I gotta say the way I read articles, I'm not sure,
Speaker 2: like like I saw the picture, I saw the yeah sentences.
Speaker 1: To be fair, you didn't say in the beginning, you
Speaker 1: didn't say you read the article. You did say you
Speaker 1: saw the artist saw the article.
Speaker 3: That's the most accurate they interacted.
Speaker 1: That's for twenty years I've seen books. Also, Yes, yes, exactly,
Speaker 1: Christin Passing.
Speaker 3: Didn't really absorb detail because you know what, I'm not
Speaker 3: that interested in dinosaurs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, opening Once it clips into dinosaurs, I get bored.
Speaker 3: Did you try?
Speaker 2: Did you watch the dinosaur? They had Attenborough narrate the
Speaker 2: dinosaur thing that was on I think it was on
Speaker 2: Apple TV.
Speaker 1: Oh you know, I did see I did see a
Speaker 1: billboard for that, which counts. So I did actually see
Speaker 1: a billboard for that? Yeah, yeh, which is very similar
Speaker 1: to watch ye just like reading an article. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: saw the billboard. Yeah he was. He did a great job,
Speaker 1: David Attenburgh and that he was really good.
Speaker 3: He's thinking, he's a really good narrator, he's a classic.
Speaker 1: I could see him reading the billboard in my in
Speaker 1: my mind's eye.
Speaker 2: But that show made me realize how much I don't
Speaker 2: care about dinosaurs because I wasn't a young boy in
Speaker 2: the nineties, and when I was growing up, no one
Speaker 2: cared about dinosaurs. It was like a weird There would
Speaker 2: be maybe one distant cousin that you would have, but
Speaker 2: it wasn't a thing that came later for later kids.
Speaker 2: But once I was watching this show because I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: this seems like something to pass the time, and the
Speaker 2: second it started, I was just like, Yeah, this isn't
Speaker 2: real and I don't care, Like I don't know, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, They're not They made it like
Speaker 2: it was a current Nature documentary, when in fact it
Speaker 2: was all CG.
Speaker 3: So it's just like, yeah, it's not.
Speaker 1: Real, Andrew, something you need to know about. Both Karen
Speaker 1: and I we believe dinosaur bones were planted to test
Speaker 1: our faith in the Lord Jesus and has been. It
Speaker 1: seems like you haven't be tested because she's not into
Speaker 1: them at all. He actually, yeah, I mean, all glance
Speaker 1: at a billboard, but you're not going to pull me
Speaker 1: into your ring of lies. You know, Attenborough and Jurassic
Speaker 1: all those people, No offense, Steven.
Speaker 4: I actually believe that dinosaur bones were placed by the
Speaker 4: devil for us to use as instruments to make music with. Yeah, Winston, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I mean yeah, I think that the devil place here
Speaker 4: to tempt us.
Speaker 2: With the sound of the It's a lot of xylophone music,
Speaker 2: but it's still really good.
Speaker 1: It's still fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I played the electric stand up femur. It's to explain
Speaker 1: it's a pterodactyl that runs on a treadmill under my sink.
Speaker 1: That's cool.
Speaker 4: Do you think, Karen, do you think you care less
Speaker 4: about dinosaurs because you're more into like, I don't know,
Speaker 4: like there's something about dinosaurs where it's like humans weren't around.
Speaker 4: Is that part of like it's they're not they're less
Speaker 4: part of the story.
Speaker 1: Is that part of it?
Speaker 3: Yep? I think you're right.
Speaker 2: Well, it's so long ago that when they talk about
Speaker 2: how long ago it was that they were here, You're
Speaker 2: it's the same thing as like looking at those new
Speaker 2: the new it's not hubbled with the new tell yes,
Speaker 2: where you're just and they're like, this is thirteen million
Speaker 2: years away or whatever, where you're just like, okay, don't
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: And and prior to looking at that one photo or
Speaker 1: I just saw it in passing, I would say I
Speaker 1: didn't care, but I really was impressed with that, So
Speaker 1: of course I'm interested in that. Can I say that
Speaker 1: I'm interesting?
Speaker 4: I gotta, I gotta come out and just say, I mean,
Speaker 4: the photo was cool, But was it categorically different than
Speaker 4: everything we've seen for a while.
Speaker 1: It didn't seem much different to me. There was starbursts
Speaker 1: in these stars that were in our galaxy. That was interesting,
Speaker 1: but anything without a starburst was another galaxy. I found that. Okay,
Speaker 1: those are rules I can follow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was some good information that other people who
Speaker 2: understood the value of the picture shared social media wise.
Speaker 3: But you're right, it looked exactly like the other one.
Speaker 2: Like you couldn't when it was like, no, this one
Speaker 2: is from deep space, You're like, gotta trust you on that.
Speaker 2: Like every other goddamn thing, I have to trust you
Speaker 2: on this because you could literally be like, no, that's
Speaker 2: the Whirlpool logo and I'd be like, got me, I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know what I'm looking at.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just a photo put through some star filter. Yes.
Speaker 2: And also it's just it doesn't hit me what it means.
Speaker 2: If that makes sense, I can't look at it and
Speaker 2: get the sense of what's happening, so it doesn't. I
Speaker 2: can value it if I read the sentences underneath, but
Speaker 2: it doesn't hit me of like, oh, that's really far away,
Speaker 2: really clear, and those are like when it says all
Speaker 2: those things you see are universes, I'm like, yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't know what that means. If you said they're all
Speaker 2: planet Earth, maybe I would get it a little bit.
Speaker 3: But it's too large.
Speaker 4: I think our brains were not meant to comprehend space,
Speaker 4: and anyone who claims that they do comprehend it is lying.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I like that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's also like when people talk about that all of
Speaker 2: this is a simulation, which is like a physics thing
Speaker 2: that they discuss a lot, whether or not what we're
Speaker 2: living is is it a simulation? And they I worked
Speaker 2: on a time travel show once where they brought in
Speaker 2: a physicist to talk to us about if there was
Speaker 2: time travel, like here's the rules you guys should remember
Speaker 2: when you're writing this. And then at one point he
Speaker 2: asked us if there's any questions, and everyone had the
Speaker 2: same question, which is do you think we're living in
Speaker 2: a simulation? And his answer was it doesn't matter, and
Speaker 2: I was like, thank you, that's what That's what I'm
Speaker 2: talking about. Where it's like all of these things can
Speaker 2: be they can mean stuff to the people who understand whatever,
Speaker 2: but to me, yeah, like if I'm in a simulation,
Speaker 2: I'm in it, so I don't know, and I can
Speaker 2: think about it, but it I'll never know because I'm
Speaker 2: in it.
Speaker 1: I did, Yeah, exactly. It's that is the best answer.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter because this is reality to yeah, and
Speaker 1: it isn't the matrix. You're not going to get unplugged
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden being a sweaty laboratory and
Speaker 1: it like that.
Speaker 2: Those topics make me think of like being nineteen and
Speaker 2: getting way too high and then thinking about something until
Speaker 2: I like make myself throw up.
Speaker 3: Like it's like we don't need of all the shit
Speaker 3: that's going on. We don't need it.
Speaker 2: Like it's nice that we can take pictures of out
Speaker 2: our space. Hey, everybody, there's Nazis on the street. Like
Speaker 2: Nazis have made a comeback. Can we fix that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was kind of the point I was going to.
Speaker 1: It's hard for me to quit thinking about that long
Speaker 1: enough to care about sask Watch. It's like, there's a
Speaker 1: lot of stuff that's right in front of me that
Speaker 1: scares the hell out of me. That's very real that
Speaker 1: I'm trying to wrap my mind around. I'm sorry that
Speaker 1: I can't suspend that and go into a fantasy world
Speaker 1: where I'm worried about whether or not that's a guy
Speaker 1: in a furry suit.
Speaker 3: But I just have to tell you, Sasquatch is not
Speaker 3: a danger to humans, So.
Speaker 2: You don't have to be scared unless you run towards them,
Speaker 2: unless you litter at your camp's higne, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And if you don't think that fires are a
Speaker 1: danger to the forest, that's right. Oh, I'm confusing him
Speaker 1: with Smoky the Bear.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's kind of very similar.
Speaker 1: Same guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what cryptid do you believe in? Andrew? Yeah, if
Speaker 3: there is a cult or do you say none of that.
Speaker 3: I'm a realist, you know, I.
Speaker 4: Don't ever think about it. But let me think of
Speaker 4: an answer that's good to that question.
Speaker 3: You can say, what do you think about skateboarding? Only?
Speaker 1: No, I barely skateboard. You guys are pigeonholing me here.
Speaker 1: It's it's so funny that you almost seem ashamed of it.
Speaker 1: I may let us let me reiterate how good Andrew
Speaker 1: is it? I think it just doesn't even care about it.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I also like it drives me nuts.
Speaker 1: You wish.
Speaker 4: Look, it's definitely all I cared about as a teenager.
Speaker 4: I grew up in a small town and there was
Speaker 4: nothing to do. And you know, yeah, well why can
Speaker 4: you still do it?
Speaker 5: Then?
Speaker 1: I think about it all the time. You do no
Speaker 1: handed five foot airs if in twelve foot pools, and
Speaker 1: you're like whatever, Yeah, it doesn't do anything for me.
Speaker 3: And so wait, when here this is a more specific question.
Speaker 2: When you're doing no handed five foot airs and twelve
Speaker 2: foot pools.
Speaker 1: If that's why it doesn't even have to grab?
Speaker 3: What are you thinking about in a moment like that?
Speaker 2: Do you are you thinking about landing are you thinking
Speaker 2: about like are you planning or do you are you
Speaker 2: just like we.
Speaker 4: I will say, you know, I do think, and I'm
Speaker 4: more surf now than skateboard, but I do think surfing
Speaker 4: and skateboarding and to a degree, you know, golfing and
Speaker 4: all these other things we've talked about. I think thank
Speaker 4: you for including I think that I do think that
Speaker 4: those activities are more important now than ever, just because
Speaker 4: when you were doing it, truly, all you are thinking
Speaker 4: about is the activity itself. Like you're not thinking about
Speaker 4: your phone, you're not thinking about social media, you're not
Speaker 4: thinking about the world or you know, you know, the
Speaker 4: fact that you can't get an abortion anywhere in this country,
Speaker 4: like all the things that are bad that upset you
Speaker 4: are Like truly, it's important to care about things, but
Speaker 4: it's also important to take time to not think about
Speaker 4: anything bigger than the moment you're in, you know. So
Speaker 4: I really do think like surfing in particular, really hits
Speaker 4: that because you're in nature, you can't have your phone
Speaker 4: on you. You're like looking at this, you know, the
Speaker 4: sunrise or the sunset, and there's it's just like you
Speaker 4: feel really connected to the present moment. And so when
Speaker 4: you're doing that five foot air, you're just thinking about
Speaker 4: landing it, and that I think it's important to be
Speaker 4: in those states of mind as often as you can.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a great answer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was that. He perfect.
Speaker 4: It's true though, as silly as it is, like even
Speaker 4: playing video games, like if that's what you do, like,
Speaker 4: I just think, you know, I don't be lost. I
Speaker 4: don't think you need to be escapist all the time,
Speaker 4: but I do think it's important to kind of disconnect
Speaker 4: from from things.
Speaker 1: Well, that's why I was going to say that surfing
Speaker 1: and these activities that keep you out of reality, it's
Speaker 1: I kind of I'm afraid that I do that too
Speaker 1: much with Yeah, watching a TV show binge, watching a
Speaker 1: show like I'm rewatching all of Game of Thrones, and
Speaker 1: I realized, though I wasn't worried about anything in my life,
Speaker 1: and that's not the same. I haven't heard of it.
Speaker 1: What's the show? Tell me? It's got John Hamm and
Speaker 1: a bunch of people in it, a lot of nudity,
Speaker 1: a lot of children murdering adults, a lot of child murderers.
Speaker 1: I'm only into shows with with incests. Does it have that? Uh?
Speaker 1: Certainly starts starts, and it has a little in the middle.
Speaker 1: I'm interested. I'll sign up. Yeah, you're gonna love it.
Speaker 1: The volume will be up and your pants will be down.
Speaker 1: That is a kind of a Howard Kramer joke. So
Speaker 1: I just want to preface it. Good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's get it.
Speaker 1: Also camp a lot. I like camping. You know that's
Speaker 1: another thing that takes you out of things. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: going to do that this weekend. Oh great, up in Montana.
Speaker 6: Yep, nice, prove it. I will with photos that I'll
Speaker 6: send you in three days. You think I don't have
Speaker 6: the balls to stay in a tent, You think I
Speaker 6: don't have the genital to go sleep in a tent?
Speaker 3: Janital out there now?
Speaker 1: Chris?
Speaker 2: If by chance, I mean, can we all three just
Speaker 2: promise that if Chris goes camping this weekend and has
Speaker 2: a big Foot experience, that we will do an emergency
Speaker 2: episode of Do You need a Ride to Talk down?
Speaker 3: Becau would not be the most magical happenstance.
Speaker 1: I'm worried that I won't have internet access.
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: Will while that's happening, we'll get you off after I'm dead.
Speaker 3: We'll get you a little t a T mobile hotspot.
Speaker 1: And when I say camping, I mean my my friend's cabin.
Speaker 1: It's not it's a house.
Speaker 3: He's going drinking, that's yeah, I know, you know.
Speaker 1: I'm going up. We're renting a boat and we will
Speaker 1: a du a six man water ski pyramid made popular.
Speaker 3: By drinking a boat.
Speaker 1: Please, I mean why I I will be drinking, yes,
Speaker 1: but you know I do everything within you know, within reason.
Speaker 1: But I will do a water ski pyramid.
Speaker 3: We'd love to see it, thank you.
Speaker 1: I have so much to show you in the coming days.
Speaker 3: So we're gonna We're going to do this again in
Speaker 3: three days, right, that's ye, yep.
Speaker 1: Great, It's gonna be great. I have a fun story
Speaker 1: to share. Yes, purpose I'm trying.
Speaker 4: Okay, this is crazy and I haven't shared this at
Speaker 4: all but a week ago today.
Speaker 1: And I don't worry. I'm fine. But I did actually
Speaker 1: almost die. But I am fine now, I am totally fine.
Speaker 4: Are you smiling some because because the circumstances are absolutely crazy.
Speaker 1: So yes, and actually this will be a PSA. Two
Speaker 1: folks out there. So I was at home.
Speaker 4: It was like eight pm last Wednesday, and I was
Speaker 4: just about to go out to dinner with a friend,
Speaker 4: a little late dinner, and I'm standing up in my
Speaker 4: living room and then all of a sudden, I just
Speaker 4: felt like unbelievably lightheaded, extremely weak, and like my vision
Speaker 4: like was like going in and out. It was really
Speaker 4: really bizarre. It was strange, yeah, and it just was
Speaker 4: not getting better, Like sometimes that happens, you feel little
Speaker 4: lightheaded or whatever, and it fades for basically like thirty minutes.
Speaker 4: It just was the same level of like felt crazy.
Speaker 4: So I had my friend drive me to the emergency
Speaker 4: room and took me like two hours to be seen
Speaker 4: because you know Los Angeles, so I'm basically feeling as
Speaker 4: sick as possible for that whole two hours. It was
Speaker 4: like the worst experience of my life. I'm like feeling
Speaker 4: like I'm actually dying, like I've never felt that bad ever.
Speaker 1: And I'm like very healthy. I take care of myself.
Speaker 1: I don't really drink alcoholic.
Speaker 4: I'm just like I feel like I'm never in situations
Speaker 4: where i feel like my health is not well. Anyway,
Speaker 4: they ransom tests, they got me in a bed. It
Speaker 4: turns out I've been drinking too much water.
Speaker 1: You're a kidding.
Speaker 4: I am not kidding, absolutely insane, Yes, to the point,
Speaker 4: to the point that I almost actually died.
Speaker 1: What where have you been doing morning radio challenges?
Speaker 4: Yes, that is that is what everyone knows it from.
Speaker 4: But it's a thing called hyponatremia, I think. And what
Speaker 4: it is is your you drink so much water that
Speaker 4: how much water are we talking? I would say tens
Speaker 4: a day, which sounds like a joke, but I would
Speaker 4: say I drink translate that ten of these a day.
Speaker 1: Oh that's not that much.
Speaker 4: That almost killed you, apparently so, but it's consistently I
Speaker 4: drink like maybe eight to ten of these a day,
Speaker 4: which I think.
Speaker 1: Is it's a beautiful iridescent yeah, iridescent green.
Speaker 3: He remembers to drink out of it all exactly.
Speaker 1: Apparent's like my Cumberbune junior year. Prom Jesus, this is
Speaker 1: so apparently it's far too much water.
Speaker 4: And what happens is, wow, your the water flushes out
Speaker 4: all the electrolytes in your system. And sodium, in particular
Speaker 4: is what I was dangerously low on, and like every
Speaker 4: cell in your body needs sodium to function. So what
Speaker 4: I was experiencing was my brain like swelling and my
Speaker 4: organs like shutting down because of the lack of sodium
Speaker 4: in my cells.
Speaker 1: Sodium, yes, everyone has told you. I know. So it
Speaker 1: was a really very terar like. I truly was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I actually think I'm dying. Like it felt so awful,
Speaker 1: and I.
Speaker 3: Think your genital was shutting down. Then you were dying.
Speaker 1: Yes, mine's been shut down for two years by not
Speaker 1: by choice.
Speaker 3: It just does.
Speaker 1: Sign. I wow, that's horrifying. I thought I thought water
Speaker 1: was good. That's what we've been told.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know some of that liquid IV have you
Speaker 3: ever did?
Speaker 1: That's what they fixed me with.
Speaker 3: Yeh.
Speaker 1: They gave me two They gave me two bags of
Speaker 1: ivs of like saline which has salt in it, and
Speaker 1: it like I felt a little better, and then I
Speaker 1: was like the most tired I could ever possibly be
Speaker 1: the next day. And then I was pretty good after
Speaker 1: that and now I'm pretty normal. But it was really scary. IM.
Speaker 1: I was a big pin not to bring up my
Speaker 1: big golf tourney again, but to promotional bag. Yeah first place,
Speaker 1: it's finally going to get it out there mostly putting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but sure you hit a ball, but yeah, god, it
Speaker 1: was huge. What was that like a panic attack? Then anyway,
Speaker 1: I've never hit two hundred and sixty yards, but they
Speaker 1: gave us in the promo thing IV like it was
Speaker 1: a powdered liquid IV. That's I was, yeah, yeah, but
Speaker 1: it works very good. I've seen it. I'd also like
Speaker 1: to its magnesium as a supplement to your water.
Speaker 2: But can I say this magnete. So now we're this
Speaker 2: is a story triangle where we're gonna we're getting into it,
Speaker 2: we're going to get back, Okay.
Speaker 3: So I've been taking a lot of.
Speaker 2: Supplements because of like for immunity and for and that
Speaker 2: was the reason I thought for a long time that
Speaker 2: I wasn't getting COVID aside from the fact that I've
Speaker 2: been literally locked in my house for two and a
Speaker 2: half almost three years. But I like to think it
Speaker 2: was because I was taking Vitamin D every day. But
Speaker 2: the one supplement that I started taking because I heard
Speaker 2: magnesium is really good. If you're a low on magnesium,
Speaker 2: it can affect your mental health, it can affect like
Speaker 2: all these things. So I started taking I'm so sorry,
Speaker 2: just the dumbest Like these are those dumb discoveries that
Speaker 2: you have where one day I took I was like,
Speaker 2: I've got to take my vitamins again, you know, like
Speaker 2: recovering from COVID. And I went and I took like
Speaker 2: eight vitamins whatever, and then three or four hours later,
Speaker 2: I got like a cramp and I was watching TV,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, that's weird. I don't that's a
Speaker 2: weird feeling. And then I just go, I just have
Speaker 2: a terrible bout of diarrhea. I look it up and
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, that's probably partly while I while I was giggling,
Speaker 2: I don't normally go into these areas.
Speaker 1: You had diarrhea in your mind sixty seconds ago, and
Speaker 1: we weren't there.
Speaker 3: Yes, So I just had to start laughing because I
Speaker 3: knew I was going to be.
Speaker 1: Talking about I was giggling inside just because I thought
Speaker 1: you were going to talk about diarrhea. Yeah, I can't
Speaker 1: help it.
Speaker 2: But it turns out that the most magnesium an adult
Speaker 2: should take it at times three hundred and fifty milligrams,
Speaker 2: but the bottle that I have said to take two,
Speaker 2: and so it's the equivalent of six hundred milligrams too much.
Speaker 2: So she'd immediately just literally cleaned my system. Like I
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, do I have food poisoning.
Speaker 2: It was that bad, right, And it was because I
Speaker 2: took too much magnesium.
Speaker 1: At one last night, I was given magnesium and I
Speaker 1: was warned of the diarrhea consequences. It's just less than
Speaker 1: twenty four hours ago. So everything in your story is
Speaker 1: lining up. Yeah wait, so wait, Chris, You're tyrea is cyclical.
Speaker 1: You got a magnesium guy up in Montella. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I got a collidal silver. Yeah so much, I turned purple.
Speaker 1: I working at chocolate place. But yeah, yeah, you get
Speaker 1: you can't overdo any of this stuff. And now we
Speaker 1: can water to the list. Yeah, there is a balance.
Speaker 1: There is an electrolyte balance. I am still amazed. Are
Speaker 1: you sure there isn't something else wrong with you? Not
Speaker 1: just happen. You're totally fine and normal? And actually he
Speaker 1: said perfect otherwise too much more perfect? Oh really? He
Speaker 1: said I was a perfect speci And he said, he said,
Speaker 1: you said this word for already said you're a perfect specimen.
Speaker 1: And if you had entered a golf tournament, you would
Speaker 1: have won yourself. What that's what he called?
Speaker 3: Oh wait a minute, and did you specify? But what
Speaker 3: about the Boys and Girls Club?
Speaker 5: Because did he bring my name up, that's the winner.
Speaker 5: I don't know if I mentioned I won Chris really quick?
Speaker 3: Can we ask you in winning the Boys and Girls
Speaker 3: Club golf tournament?
Speaker 1: It's big brothers, big sisters. Go on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, were you playing against any children A and B?
Speaker 3: Did you get a hole in one at any point?
Speaker 1: No? But one guy did get a three hundred and
Speaker 1: sixty five yard hole in one. Yeah, it's an albatross
Speaker 1: if you're playing on a four par hole. Of course,
Speaker 1: that's better than birdie if you're familiar or eagle. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I did not get a home one. I only the
Speaker 1: guys I played with. You guys were really good, and
Speaker 1: I just pretty much sunk some putts they hit so
Speaker 1: far that I'm like, good job, guys, I think we're
Speaker 1: gonna win. That's pretty much. We had to use a
Speaker 1: few am. I I did golf very well, but these guys,
Speaker 1: it's like, hey, quit the plumbing and heating business, because
Speaker 1: you guys need to be amate to your golfers.
Speaker 2: Because I think many people are actually doing outdoor activities
Speaker 2: and trying to escape the grind of reality. I think
Speaker 2: that's more and more, or maybe people like us are
Speaker 2: starting to do it in a way that normal people
Speaker 2: always have and that's why they're not totally psychos.
Speaker 1: That could be it, And for me, it's it's doing
Speaker 1: double duty where it's I know the reason my career
Speaker 1: is in a bit of a lull, but it's also
Speaker 1: the thing that makes me not think of that. You know,
Speaker 1: So golf is really you're blaming golf. I golf too much. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I should be out every time I'm golfing, I should
Speaker 1: be out there hitting the streets handed my comedy business card,
Speaker 1: going from wet market to wet market, doing.
Speaker 2: Your flying all the wet markets of Los Angeles and
Speaker 2: the and the southern region.
Speaker 1: I gotta get, I gotta, I gotta start that tour.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been to a dry market, like mostly
Speaker 1: rubs and salt.
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I like that. I like dry. That's not
Speaker 1: like my wings too, get out of here, Buffalo style rubs.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, just a big salt quarry. Yeah that's the
Speaker 3: dry market.
Speaker 1: Well, well, I think Andrew's proven if you don't need
Speaker 1: enough salt, you die. Yeah, you gotta. It's all about balance.
Speaker 3: Get to the market, guys, really quick. My dog, Oh shit,
Speaker 3: what is.
Speaker 1: That little outfit? What do you hold? Oh that's a
Speaker 1: dog toy.
Speaker 3: It's her. It's a dog toy.
Speaker 2: But she she loves playing like tug of war like
Speaker 2: that so much, and she will not let go to
Speaker 2: the point where I can pick her up by holding
Speaker 2: the toy.
Speaker 3: And it's the funniest. It looks like I've caught a dog.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, fishing style.
Speaker 3: She keeps letting go.
Speaker 4: I wish both my dogs are here, but there'll be.
Speaker 4: My dogwatcher still hasn't because I just got back to town.
Speaker 3: You got to get those dogs.
Speaker 1: They're getting back tonight. They'll come back tonight.
Speaker 3: Aren't they the greatest?
Speaker 1: It's the best. I mean, yeah, that's another thing.
Speaker 4: It's like, could you imagine going through the pandemic without
Speaker 4: animals would have been Yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Can imagine it. Or other people never never talked to plants. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, I could repeat a bunch of stuff I've said. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: it's very important. Great, And a shout out to cats too,
Speaker 1: for those old old school people out there who haven't
Speaker 1: forgot about cats and replace them with lightly better personality.
Speaker 3: This is what you prefer. It's about preferences.
Speaker 1: Really. Yeah, at the end of the day, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: like an animal that only likes me once a.
Speaker 2: Month now, Andrew, do you have any upcoming gigs that
Speaker 2: you want to pack out that we can get people,
Speaker 2: because honestly, listeners of dinosaurs. I just saw someone on
Speaker 2: social media truly call themselves a dinosaur, which is hilarious.
Speaker 2: Andrew Mishan is a great stand up comic, Like I
Speaker 2: had the same feeling Chris when you were describing watching him,
Speaker 2: like basically having the reveal of the skateboarding.
Speaker 3: I had the same experience.
Speaker 2: I think the first time I actually met you to
Speaker 2: talk to you was at the big Foot Lodge, strangely
Speaker 2: enough connected, and you were just like nice and maybe
Speaker 2: it was your show or maybe I don't know why,
Speaker 2: but you and I were having a nice chat and
Speaker 2: then I was just like, oh, these young comics whatever.
Speaker 2: And then you get up and just fucking destroy and
Speaker 2: I was just like, oh, I should have been nicer, guy.
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't. I don't even remember you being mean,
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 3: I don't think I was mean, but I think in
Speaker 3: my mind I was being I get it.
Speaker 1: We all gate keep to a certain degree. I totally
Speaker 1: get it right. It's just how it is.
Speaker 3: Feel better, it makes us feel better.
Speaker 1: It's all yeah, we're all guilty of it. And I've
Speaker 1: seen you improve, You're getting better and better. I've always
Speaker 1: tried to maintain My biggest fear is like, oh, fuck,
Speaker 1: was I funnier ten years ago? Or oh even worse
Speaker 1: fifteen or even worse twenty two year there? Now you
Speaker 1: know how long I've been doing comedy twenty two fucking wasting.
Speaker 1: But you you're getting better and better. You're and uh,
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 4: I feel I feel that I just did a bunch
Speaker 4: of shows in the Northwest, like I said, and yeah,
Speaker 4: I just felt like I'm just very loose on stage.
Speaker 4: I'm doing a lot more crowd work now because my
Speaker 4: very podcast is me doing crowd work and stuff.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I don't have any stand up dates on
Speaker 1: the calendar.
Speaker 4: But we're doing We're gonna go back on the road
Speaker 4: with our podcast, which if you have never listened to
Speaker 4: our podcast, you don't need to know anything about it
Speaker 4: to know our live show. So, like they talked about earlier,
Speaker 4: our podcast is I was interviewing strangers on the street
Speaker 4: for our live show. My co host Colehurst and I
Speaker 4: we sit on stage at our table, and then our
Speaker 4: third person, who's like our intern, is a very funny
Speaker 4: young guy. He leaves the venue, goes live on Instagram,
Speaker 4: which is projected behind us the whole time, and he
Speaker 4: finds random strangers in the streets around the venue and
Speaker 4: brings them inside to be interviewed in front of a
Speaker 4: crowd people. The energy is really fun and so crazy,
Speaker 4: and he just like he gets into the craziest situations,
Speaker 4: like in Kentucky, he went into a guy's house while
Speaker 4: the guy was smoking crack and.
Speaker 1: Then brought him in for an interview. No, yes, it
Speaker 1: was insane. I love it. He didn't know and everyone
Speaker 1: this guy Dennis.
Speaker 2: Wait, wait wait sorry, yes, yes, because if he's in
Speaker 2: the house. So he met the guy on the street
Speaker 2: and then went to.
Speaker 4: The house, so a couple Actually, okay, so he met
Speaker 4: this guy Dennis on the street. It was just one
Speaker 4: of the weirdest guys we've ever interviewed. He was so funny.
Speaker 4: He was like in his seventies, a white guy in Kentucky.
Speaker 4: He was just like so difficult to interview, like wouldn't
Speaker 4: answer any question, was just like a true maniac. We
Speaker 4: interviewed him for like ten to fifteen minutes. It was
Speaker 4: so so fun And then actually one quick thing. One
Speaker 4: thing we did during that interview is our third guy,
Speaker 4: Cam was outside with two like maybe like women in
Speaker 4: their twenties or thirties who were going to call out
Speaker 4: for another interview, and my co host and I we
Speaker 4: were talking to Dennis and then we just left the
Speaker 4: stage and pretended that Dennis was the host of the show.
Speaker 4: So these two girls walk in to this podcast and
Speaker 4: there's like a crowd of two hundred, three hundred people
Speaker 4: and then a seven year old chaotic man who can
Speaker 4: barely sting a sentence together.
Speaker 1: I'm love.
Speaker 4: He fumbled through an interview with them, and he tried
Speaker 4: so hard and it was the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: And Dennis had the time of his life. Then Dennis leaves,
Speaker 1: we say goodbye to him, and then he had talked
Speaker 1: about his cat Pumpkin while we while he was being
Speaker 1: interviewed on our show.
Speaker 4: And then Cam ran into Dennis on the street again.
Speaker 4: We saw him on the live stream, and we have
Speaker 4: a little walkie talkie for our third guy Cam. So
Speaker 4: we go, Cam, see if Dennis will show you his cat.
Speaker 4: So Cam is like, Hey, can I see your cat?
Speaker 4: And then so Dennis brought him to his house. He's
Speaker 4: just like sitting on his couch, he's holding his cat.
Speaker 4: Dennis is there. They're like having a blast, like watching
Speaker 4: TV or something. And then Dennis Dennis started smoking something
Speaker 4: and then Cam was like, Kim goes, oh, is that
Speaker 4: pot and he goes, no, it's crack.
Speaker 1: Don't film this.
Speaker 4: We're sending our twenty three year old intern into actual crack.
Speaker 4: Dents he is paid, though he is paid anyway. And
Speaker 4: then Dennis he's having the time of his life. He
Speaker 4: then calls up his neighbor John, and then John joins
Speaker 4: Dennis and they come back for a second interview.
Speaker 1: Dennis wants to come back. He's having so much fun.
Speaker 4: And yeah, it is sad that he has addiction problems,
Speaker 4: but he seemed to be a really fun guy who
Speaker 4: was having a great day and he enjoyed being on
Speaker 4: our show. I thought you meant your intern now No, no,
Speaker 4: he ended up smoking crack.
Speaker 2: No, No that you know, I understand what you mean
Speaker 2: by that, except what I have to say is that
Speaker 2: Dunnis is seventy smoking crack. Yeah, and he's able to
Speaker 2: charm an audience like there would be people on crack
Speaker 2: that the audience would immediately be.
Speaker 3: Like, please, this is torture.
Speaker 2: We love.
Speaker 3: Clearly he's making it work.
Speaker 1: He looks like a functional benefit of starting crack when
Speaker 1: you're sixty eight. Yeah, it's still fresh to the game.
Speaker 4: What's so funny is moments earlier he had gotten an
Speaker 4: applause break from the from the audience for saying that
Speaker 4: he was six years sober from alcohol, which is when,
Speaker 4: which is when we realized that California sober is you
Speaker 4: don't drink gokhol but you smoke weed, and Kentucky sober
Speaker 4: as you don't gocoholed.
Speaker 1: But he so crack that shit. Kentucky. Oh that's the best.
Speaker 3: That is amazing.
Speaker 2: Love it anyway, And only to the time that you
Speaker 2: were when you were in I think you were in
Speaker 2: Austin and you had the two guys ons that you
Speaker 2: brought in and we watched him come in and be
Speaker 2: on stage, and then they said you asked them more.
Speaker 3: They went to high school and their teacher was.
Speaker 1: In the audience. Their high school English teacher was in
Speaker 1: the crash.
Speaker 4: She just yells out, she goes, did you guys go
Speaker 4: to Albany High And she's like like yeah, Like it's
Speaker 4: missus Green you're junior English teacher.
Speaker 1: Then she came on stage for a reunion. It was awesome.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, So I love that.
Speaker 4: These things can happen. We have a lot of magical moments.
Speaker 4: It's really fun. I have so much fun with the
Speaker 4: live show. Thank you guys for watching the clips and
Speaker 4: stuff and where where Yeah, so find just go to
Speaker 4: podcast but outside dot com. Follow the podcast on social
Speaker 4: media TikTok, Instagram, and we put up the live shows.
Speaker 1: We're going to be in September.
Speaker 4: We're going to be in Chicago, Toronto, New York, Boston
Speaker 4: night and then we'll be on the road throughout the year.
Speaker 1: So please come out to a live show. It's it's
Speaker 1: really funn Thank you.
Speaker 4: And yeah, if you guys ever, if we do a
Speaker 4: live show in LA and you guys want to be involved,
Speaker 4: we'd love to have either of you.
Speaker 1: I want to pretend to be walking by.
Speaker 2: Yeah, really weird stiff walking your head is moving in direction?
Speaker 1: Yeah, comedic lamp. Maybe I'll do some characters. That's still
Speaker 1: that sounds great.
Speaker 3: Fun accents, you know.
Speaker 1: How, I've got three of them. Andrew, You're the best.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys so much for having me. This was
Speaker 1: so much fun you've been listening to Do You Need
Speaker 1: a Ride? D yn a R. This has been an
Speaker 1: exactly right production.
Speaker 3: Produced by Anialise Nelson.
Speaker 5: Mixed by John Bradley, artwork by Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 1: Theme song by Karen Kilgareff.
Speaker 2: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar
Speaker 2: podcast That's d y nar Podcast.
Speaker 1: For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com. Thank you,
Speaker 1: Oh You're welcome, Hong Kong