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Speaker 1: Ride? Do you need with Karen and Chris welcome to

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Speaker 1: Do you need a ride? This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: Hello, my friend Karen. I feel like I haven't seen

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Speaker 2: We were private school girls stalkers, and they were public

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Speaker 3: But there was a cat that kept showing up at

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Speaker 3: Is this the point of the story. No, there was

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Speaker 1: I know, I didn't have fun that cat stories are

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Speaker 4: Actually I did have a cat who did unfortunately die,

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Speaker 1: But I had him for twelve years. He was a

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Speaker 4: And actually just got a tattoo of my of my

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Speaker 4: like thirteen years ago, I got a tattoo of my

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Speaker 4: cat's face, which he looks like that around.

443
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:07,919
Speaker 1: A Christmas and a wreath like photos. It's very absurd.

444
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000
Speaker 4: And then and then so I got a tattoo of

445
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Speaker 4: my dog like two years ago, my dog Bluetooth, so

446
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:15,920
Speaker 4: he looks like that and it's like the succulent succulent wreath.

447
00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:17,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's holiday theme.

448
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,680
Speaker 4: And then I have another dog, Spinach, so I feel

449
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Speaker 4: like I had to get a tattoo of her face.

450
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Speaker 1: So I don't. This is just like two days ago.

451
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Speaker 4: I knew what the upper thigh because only the thigh

452
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Speaker 4: and it's got like vegetables around it.

453
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Speaker 1: You can see. Yes, it's just that.

454
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I don't even really like tattoos that much,

455
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Speaker 4: but I do have these ones.

456
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Speaker 3: You don't like tattoos that much, but you love your pets.

457
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Speaker 4: I love my pets. That's what it matters. And I

458
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Speaker 4: think I'm done no matter if any any future pet,

459
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Speaker 4: I'm just gonna right now apologize. I'm not going to

460
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Speaker 4: get your face tattooed on my body. I've done with

461
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Speaker 4: this journey.

462
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Speaker 2: Or you can get so many pets that you have

463
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Speaker 2: through leaves, both arms, boke legs too much.

464
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Speaker 1: I mean, after you go high upper inner thigh.

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Speaker 4: Can you get a better location? It's not inner, by

466
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:07,480
Speaker 4: the way, I just have to No, it's in frontal

467
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:12,800
Speaker 4: frontal thigh. It's above the genital adjacent. Very interesting place.

468
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Speaker 3: He loves that dog.

469
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Speaker 1: And if I'm not mistaken, the eyes were kind of

470
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Speaker 1: glancing up at at your.

471
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Speaker 2: And there was like a little talking bubble that said

472
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Speaker 2: this is where the fund's at.

473
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was put up.

474
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:32,560
Speaker 2: I stole that from that was my friend Don Frasier's joke.

475
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:34,760
Speaker 2: She used to always say that she was going to

476
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Speaker 2: get a tattoo of a little guy on her like

477
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Speaker 2: basically right next to her genitals, and the guy would

478
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Speaker 2: be pointing and going, this is where the funds at.

479
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Speaker 1: I just had an idea. By the way, this is

480
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Speaker 1: just a thought.

481
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Speaker 4: Is it possible to just have a genital? Just one

482
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Speaker 4: something to think about? Like, this is my genital? Because

483
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:58,960
Speaker 4: everyone says genitals, but this is just my genital.

484
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Speaker 3: You had like if a woman had, say one ovary removed, it.

485
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Speaker 1: Just has a right. Well, I understand guys saying it

486
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:12,239
Speaker 1: because there's a whole mess of stuff down there that

487
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:14,520
Speaker 1: we don't even need to talk about. But it should

488
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Speaker 1: be genital singular, right, Yeah, it's not like we you know,

489
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:20,080
Speaker 1: got hmmm.

490
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:23,760
Speaker 2: But I wonder if it's the exterior and the interior.

491
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:26,119
Speaker 1: It's a whole situation.

492
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Speaker 3: They're trying to reference the area.

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Speaker 1: But if you take a p but if you take

494
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Speaker 1: a picture of it, that is only the exterior, right,

495
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:33,760
Speaker 1: So that's just the genital.

496
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Speaker 3: Do you do you when you sext? People go this

497
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Speaker 3: is my.

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Speaker 1: Genital, Well genital, I say, this is my genital for reference. Yeah,

499
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Speaker 1: I maybe the the funniest part. I watched Ghost Family,

500
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:50,400
Speaker 1: that show you made, and my favorite part is after

501
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:53,600
Speaker 1: your family dies, you you look at your phone and

502
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:56,600
Speaker 1: you see the dick pic. Your dad sayt you, Yeah,

503
00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:59,879
Speaker 1: that's insane. That really got me, and then you start

504
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,560
Speaker 1: crying that it was an emotional That is a memory,

505
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:04,719
Speaker 1: a pilot I made years ago, thank you for a company,

506
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 1: and then it was on your shirt. Yeah. I like

507
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:11,400
Speaker 1: to remind you of things that you thought up. Yeah,

508
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:13,440
Speaker 1: things that I didn't even really like at the time,

509
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:15,400
Speaker 1: but that was forced on it. I love it. I

510
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:17,040
Speaker 1: love it. I thought it was great.

511
00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:20,840
Speaker 2: Appreciated to do, like a joke congratulations on a podcast

512
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:23,160
Speaker 2: where you're just like, I observe this joke.

513
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:25,720
Speaker 3: You did it. You might not appreciate it.

514
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:29,160
Speaker 4: I mean, I certainly can't think of, you know, an

515
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:32,920
Speaker 4: owl without thinking of your joke about college owl guys

516
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:34,440
Speaker 4: with the hats on and did they go to the

517
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Speaker 4: school or whatever.

518
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Speaker 1: So there goes class a joke I was. I was

519
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:40,520
Speaker 1: once proud of that. It just doesn't work anymore. It's

520
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:43,280
Speaker 1: not that I don't like it anymore. I just tell it,

521
00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:46,520
Speaker 1: and it's Uh, these kids these days, grew up with

522
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:51,800
Speaker 1: different scholastic readers, and apparently owls with graduation hats and

523
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:54,560
Speaker 1: monofoles are no longer owls or no one knows what

524
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:57,920
Speaker 1: I'm talking about it. Yeah, that's just a seventies thing,

525
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:01,280
Speaker 1: you so, But that's one thing I'm good at on

526
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:05,320
Speaker 1: this podcast. It's bringing up jokes that comedians did no

527
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:09,000
Speaker 1: longer want to talk about it thinking about Jeffrey episode.

528
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:12,879
Speaker 1: Oh that's my least favorite thing. Thank you for bringing

529
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:13,240
Speaker 1: it up.

530
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Speaker 4: Have you talked about Hawaii a lot already on the show, Karen,

531
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Speaker 4: Did you have a good trip otherwise?

532
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is actually.

533
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Speaker 2: The first, and I'm sorry because we had to cancel

534
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:30,120
Speaker 2: the last I have canceled due to COVID personal restrictions,

535
00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:33,199
Speaker 2: the restriction of me not being able to get up.

536
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,520
Speaker 2: I was just like, I cannot have a conversation. I

537
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:39,880
Speaker 2: couldn't think. But I also I just could not get off,

538
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,840
Speaker 2: like out of bed or off the couch.

539
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Speaker 3: I was just like, who cares?

540
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:53,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, I do have to say, you're on the couch now, so.

541
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:53,399
Speaker 2: I can be sitting on it, but most of the

542
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:58,520
Speaker 2: time I'm laying. Yeah, that's how I enjoyed. It's beautiful

543
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:02,560
Speaker 2: it's kind of a been a recent tradition, family tradition

544
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:05,520
Speaker 2: to go there for Fourth of July. And it's Kawhi,

545
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:08,440
Speaker 2: which I've only been to three islands, but it's my favorite.

546
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:12,800
Speaker 2: And there's just the you know, Hanolai Beach is the greatest,

547
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 2: and it's so the whole thing is just like the

548
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:18,520
Speaker 2: best vacation. It's like such a even though I'm so

549
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:21,439
Speaker 2: not like a beach person or like a whatever, but

550
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:25,600
Speaker 2: I the feeling of like being in that water and

551
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:28,760
Speaker 2: being able to look at that those mountains and stuff,

552
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:31,399
Speaker 2: it's just like the best. But then so it was

553
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:34,920
Speaker 2: the best for like five days. Then COVID and it

554
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:38,199
Speaker 2: was fucking just a kind of general nightmare where like

555
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:41,399
Speaker 2: people were trying to make these decisions of what to

556
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:43,520
Speaker 2: do and who should go where, and it all was

557
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:46,919
Speaker 2: like it just sucked. And and when I got back

558
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:50,199
Speaker 2: I realized that, Like I got back and then like

559
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:52,760
Speaker 2: a day later, we had some kind of a call

560
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,640
Speaker 2: for work for exactly right, and then I was just.

561
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Speaker 3: Like, oh, but I didn't really get a vacation.

562
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,680
Speaker 2: Like I was like, that doesn't count if you get

563
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:04,160
Speaker 2: sick in the middle. I was planning on like eight

564
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:06,960
Speaker 2: days of fun and sun or whatever, and then it

565
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:07,960
Speaker 2: just got.

566
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:11,280
Speaker 1: I started mine from scratch. I stayed in Montana a

567
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 1: little longer just because I'm going to I had to

568
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 1: write off that first week and a half. Yeah, did

569
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:17,879
Speaker 1: you snorkel Know?

570
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:21,399
Speaker 2: What we like to do is go out into the

571
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:24,760
Speaker 2: water and we just get past like the first maybe

572
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 2: the second wave, and then we just stand there and

573
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:31,479
Speaker 2: oftentimes people will bring like a white claw or some

574
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:33,439
Speaker 2: kind of beverage out with them, and then we just

575
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:36,879
Speaker 2: stand there and gossip and it's really hilarious. It's like

576
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,879
Speaker 2: my favorite thing to do because it's now it's me,

577
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:44,639
Speaker 2: my sister, my sister's friend, Adrian, her daughter, my niece, Like,

578
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:46,879
Speaker 2: there's a whole group of people, so we all just

579
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:50,080
Speaker 2: kind of bullshit and stay like just kind of plant

580
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:51,560
Speaker 2: in the actual ocean.

581
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 3: It's very therapeutic and all.

582
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:56,879
Speaker 1: Times, yeah, out in the ocean, it's the only safe

583
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:58,920
Speaker 1: place to talk about other people.

584
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:01,920
Speaker 2: You need a little just since we don't usually talk

585
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 2: about the people we're with. But you know, it's also

586
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 2: just a kind of a good like, Okay, now we're

587
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 2: all here, we can all relax. Everyone's got a little

588
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:12,520
Speaker 2: a light buzz going now. Let's fucking hear it. Now,

589
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:14,640
Speaker 2: let's hear what's really going on. And that's also where

590
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:16,840
Speaker 2: I get lots of like info out of my knees

591
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 2: because you know, she's fifteen, so she's not going to

592
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 2: be like blah blah blah on the phone. But get

593
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 2: her out in the ocean. Suddenly the everybody's got a

594
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:25,960
Speaker 2: story to tell.

595
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 1: It's truth water. That's what I call the ocean, it

596
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 1: really is. Are you still surfing, Andrew?

597
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:33,120
Speaker 6: Yeah?

598
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:34,840
Speaker 1: I surf, I sir, if you've never you don't do

599
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,880
Speaker 1: it right, you like try to turn for you. I've

600
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:40,320
Speaker 1: done it fifty times, but it's I know it's I'm

601
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:42,160
Speaker 1: not good at it. Yeah, you got We got to

602
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 1: get you out there, brother, We got to get.

603
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:46,560
Speaker 3: You to win the Boys and Girls Surf competition.

604
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 1: Big Brothers Sorry, Big Brothers Competition, Boys and Girls.

605
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 3: Wait, Andrew, have you ever been sponsored for any of these?

606
00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 4: When I was a teenager, when I was very I

607
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 4: was sponsored as a skateboarder, but I was just would like.

608
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:05,000
Speaker 4: It wasn't like a money sponsorship. I just got free

609
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 4: skateboards from some company for like a couple of years.

610
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:09,760
Speaker 4: But I was never I was never good enough to

611
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:11,800
Speaker 4: like do it professionally. It was just I was decent

612
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:12,600
Speaker 4: for a teenager.

613
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 1: Oh you at a backyard ramp? Right when I was

614
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 1: in college, I built a big skate park in my backyard. Yeah,

615
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:21,160
Speaker 1: I remember. I remembered watching. Yeah, yeah, it was on

616
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:22,480
Speaker 1: MySpace or something.

617
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 3: What city was that?

618
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 4: This is in Portland, Oregon actually not too far from

619
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:27,160
Speaker 4: where Chris is now.

620
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 1: Yeah.

621
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:30,760
Speaker 4: I was just there yesterday actually for doing some shows,

622
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:32,960
Speaker 4: and I'd love to plug them actually because I wish

623
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:33,720
Speaker 4: more people had come out.

624
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 1: So could I plug those shows? Of course?

625
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 4: Okay, so the fact, yeah, they were Monday till twenty

626
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 4: six and the first show was pretty good, pretty packed.

627
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 1: Second show could have been a few more people. So

628
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 1: if you guys could come out, that'd be great. Yeah. Yeah,

629
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 1: if you could retro actively get tickets to that, it

630
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 1: would really help out.

631
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:52,720
Speaker 3: It would really like a guilt plug.

632
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:55,480
Speaker 4: Yes, Oh, actually I messed up. Sorry money July twenty fifth.

633
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:57,240
Speaker 4: Maybe that's why because I said the wrong day. Maybe

634
00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 4: that's why.

635
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 1: Weekend at it that at that. Yeah. Cool, you don't

636
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 1: want people putting the wrong date into their time. Yeah,

637
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 1: so let's.

638
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 3: Just make sure what club was it in Portland?

639
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:11,200
Speaker 4: I was just at Siren Theater, which is like a

640
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:12,760
Speaker 4: cool little downtown theaters.

641
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 1: Oh nice, it was fun, It was fun. It was

642
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 1: just the other night I was at the Alberta Rose,

643
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:22,680
Speaker 1: which has yet to happen. By the time that airs,

644
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:24,840
Speaker 1: it will be over. And was it as crouded as

645
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:27,560
Speaker 1: you wanted it to be. Oh, yeah, we'll see, but

646
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 1: I think I'll probably be Yeah, I'm disappointed.

647
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:34,080
Speaker 3: He'll be disappointed. Yeah, he'll find it good.

648
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:37,200
Speaker 1: You can always find that inside. You haven't toured in

649
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:38,000
Speaker 1: a long time, right.

650
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:42,480
Speaker 2: Kurrn No, No, Well, for the podcast, we were supposed

651
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:47,200
Speaker 2: to have a tour starting last October, but that's been

652
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:49,840
Speaker 2: so covided away that we were just like, yeah, let's

653
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:53,760
Speaker 2: put a hold on that until at least until monkey

654
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:57,160
Speaker 2: Parks gets addressed in some sort of meaningful way, like yeah,

655
00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:59,800
Speaker 2: there's I just saw an article that was like there's

656
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:02,600
Speaker 2: an new one coming after monkey Pocks where they're like,

657
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:05,480
Speaker 2: how serious is the blah blah blah virus? Where I

658
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:08,520
Speaker 2: was like and I almost took a picture to send

659
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:11,200
Speaker 2: to be like yes, so should we ever do anything

660
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:11,880
Speaker 2: normally again?

661
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,479
Speaker 3: Like we live in our houses now and work from

662
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 3: our house.

663
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,640
Speaker 1: Isn't it right, It's just I'm just gonna do a

664
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 1: tour of wet markets. Beautiful just goes straight for it.

665
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:25,560
Speaker 3: I have a storm. Just get in there.

666
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, so Edge the Patient, the Patient zero tour, Christoperings

667
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 4: Patient zero.

668
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:32,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, get in there.

669
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:36,440
Speaker 3: Yeah. It's been a while. I mean I love that

670
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 3: people are still doing it, but.

671
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, it just do you miss do you miss that lifestyle?

672
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:44,640
Speaker 1: I know it's a difficult one.

673
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:48,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love it. I could do it forever and

674
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 3: that have that be the only thing I do.

675
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 2: And it would be like for and especially for for

676
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 2: my favorite murdered live shows, like they're so crazy fun

677
00:31:58,720 --> 00:31:59,080
Speaker 2: and so.

678
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 3: Best case scenario of doing a live show.

679
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've heard I've heard some of them, and everyone

680
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:07,960
Speaker 4: seems really just like thrilled to be near you, and

681
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 4: the energy is really cool, and you guys do a

682
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 4: great til nuts.

683
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 2: You riff half a joke and people are like the

684
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:15,320
Speaker 2: best thing I've ever heard where you're just like if

685
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 2: this was a comedy club, I would be eating it

686
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:20,840
Speaker 2: royally and you and it's so it's like I mean

687
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:22,840
Speaker 2: I told my age and that too is just like

688
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,240
Speaker 2: no that I'll do this forever.

689
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 3: Georgia doesn't love it. It's not her.

690
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:29,800
Speaker 2: She had no experience doing it, so she's like this sucks,

691
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:33,120
Speaker 2: and I was like, this is best case, but she

692
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:35,400
Speaker 2: just meant like the travel and you know, like she

693
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:37,680
Speaker 2: just wasn't used to being in a different city.

694
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:40,560
Speaker 1: All three. It's a hard life to whole. It's very difficul.

695
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:42,800
Speaker 4: My podcast, we do a live show and it's my

696
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:45,040
Speaker 4: favorite thing that we do as well, and I love

697
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:47,240
Speaker 4: it and it's really exciting. And my co host feels

698
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 4: similarly where he loves it and does a good job,

699
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 4: but is like, this isn't you know he didn't sign.

700
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:52,560
Speaker 1: Up for being a live performer to the degree that

701
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:53,479
Speaker 1: I and you did.

702
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 2: You know, yes, well, because I think I think comics.

703
00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:00,160
Speaker 2: When you come up through it, then you have like

704
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:04,320
Speaker 2: this serious appreciation for when it's not truly awful, like

705
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:08,280
Speaker 2: you understand there's a real floor and ceiling where I

706
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:09,960
Speaker 2: think if you come in kind of in the middle,

707
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, well that I had to wait so

708
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:15,479
Speaker 2: long for my flight or whatever thing that you're just like, oh,

709
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 2: that's nothing compared to when people stare you down and

710
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 2: hate your fucking ideas, Like the flight is nothing. When

711
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 2: you're being creatively negated. So this idea, like I just

712
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:32,440
Speaker 2: think it's for I love live performance more than anything. Yeah,

713
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:35,000
Speaker 2: that's the one thing, Like that's the reason I'm in

714
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:38,600
Speaker 2: any of this. And so that payoff was always so

715
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:43,040
Speaker 2: amazingly energizing to me and so rewarding, and it made

716
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:45,120
Speaker 2: me feel like I like, it's that kind of thing

717
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:47,480
Speaker 2: where when you're having a great set, so you start

718
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:50,200
Speaker 2: riffing within it because you know you have like you know,

719
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 2: you have so much buffer, like, oh now I have

720
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,680
Speaker 2: five great jokes waiting. It's not like you're blazing through whatever.

721
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 2: Like it's that kind of feeling where suddenly you're like

722
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:01,880
Speaker 2: I just say anything and it's all working and it's

723
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 2: like it's all your it. I should say my own

724
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 2: mental attitude, because I used to get on stage and

725
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:11,320
Speaker 2: just be like this sucks. I hate them, hate me.

726
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:15,160
Speaker 2: It's a fight, and it like it wasn't but that's

727
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,360
Speaker 2: how I had to make it in my head. So

728
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 2: right right, just really appreciate I appreciate being appreciated.

729
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then also like doing a job that is

730
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:27,800
Speaker 1: so you know, private in a way, like a podcast,

731
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:29,799
Speaker 1: doing a podcast and being like you know, putting your

732
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:32,960
Speaker 1: stuff out there, like to see the feedback by the

733
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 1: people in the room who have listened to all of

734
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:36,400
Speaker 1: it and who like connect with you based on that.

735
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:38,439
Speaker 1: It just makes it all feel worth it and real

736
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,239
Speaker 1: in a way that is quite impactful.

737
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:40,920
Speaker 3: Totally.

738
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 2: It's well, it's like they've already done all of their homework,

739
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:47,600
Speaker 2: so you don't have to sit there being like, hey,

740
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 2: so my dad's Irish and my mom's Italian, Like there's

741
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:53,680
Speaker 2: no get to know me bullshit at all. They know

742
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:57,239
Speaker 2: you better than you know yourself, so you got the

743
00:34:57,320 --> 00:35:00,120
Speaker 2: benefit of the doubt. They're just happy. And also so

744
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:03,960
Speaker 2: because they're podcast listeners, it's not a comedy audience, so

745
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:06,880
Speaker 2: they're not like arms crossed, prove it to me, I

746
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 2: love John Mlaney or whatever, you know what I mean.

747
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 2: It's more of like they're just like, yay, we're all

748
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:13,800
Speaker 2: here together.

749
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,719
Speaker 1: I love you, as opposed to I dare you to

750
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,440
Speaker 1: make me laugh yes.

751
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:19,560
Speaker 3: Which is very opposite vibe.

752
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:21,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, cool, cool.

753
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 4: Well I hope you get out there again, you know,

754
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 4: as soon as there's no sickness ever in the world again.

755
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:26,920
Speaker 1: As soon as that.

756
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:31,680
Speaker 2: Happens, we're gonna wait, We're gonna till all the viruses

757
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:32,120
Speaker 2: are clear.

758
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:33,279
Speaker 1: You should you know what you should do.

759
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:35,160
Speaker 4: You should wait until there's a week of no deaths

760
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 4: at all, until it's the same number of people on

761
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 4: the planet for a week.

762
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 3: Put that in. Can you please let me know, hey,

763
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:43,560
Speaker 3: let me know.

764
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:47,799
Speaker 1: Dies? What if?

765
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:50,759
Speaker 3: I wonder if there's ever been like, was there a

766
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:52,120
Speaker 3: day where no one dies?

767
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 1: Right?

768
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:54,960
Speaker 4: That sounds like for once, sounds like a sci fi

769
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 4: movie or something like they're like, all of a sudden,

770
00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 4: people are not dying and we don't know.

771
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 1: What we're gonna do, yeh. And then the next day

772
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, never mind about the people died today.

773
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:07,120
Speaker 1: It was just one day, double died today. So it's

774
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:08,000
Speaker 1: roll credits.

775
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 3: That's that's what it'd be like if we wrote sci fi.

776
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:17,440
Speaker 2: It's like setting up this unbelievable premise and it's like, oh,

777
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 2: it's fine.

778
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:22,320
Speaker 1: Now, chance there was no reason. It wasn't aliens or

779
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 1: anything etherical. It was just a yeah, no one died

780
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:25,879
Speaker 1: that day.

781
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:28,960
Speaker 3: And you know what, I just saw an article.

782
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,080
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get your guys opinion about this because it's

783
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 2: a it's a subject that actually really matters to me

784
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:36,880
Speaker 2: a lot, and it's the fact that they found fossils

785
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 2: that prove that the Lockness Monster could be real.

786
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 3: Did you hear about this?

787
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 1: No, it's not a sturgeon. No.

788
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:51,399
Speaker 2: Well, they're saying they found pleosaur fossils somewhere, and then

789
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 2: the the article ended with them saying, not like they

790
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,320
Speaker 2: found them in Scotland or anything, but it was like

791
00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:01,120
Speaker 2: something like that. But what do you guys think about

792
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 2: this idea that the Lockness Monster could be real? Take

793
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:07,399
Speaker 2: all the time you need, because we'll edit it out.

794
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:12,359
Speaker 1: I wish that that excite. It's the same as when

795
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:16,839
Speaker 1: someone brings up a sasquatch or bigfoot, whichever you want

796
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:19,879
Speaker 1: to call, whichever slang you want to use. I don't

797
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:26,240
Speaker 1: care either way, what's wrong, valid, valid? I just don't

798
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:28,200
Speaker 1: care if there's a bigfoot or if there is not

799
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 1: a bigfoot. Okay, I am. It doesn't affect me in

800
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:34,280
Speaker 1: any way, shape or I'm not trying to be negative.

801
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:36,240
Speaker 3: No, I want you to be honest.

802
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:39,960
Speaker 4: I'm incredibly into the Lockness Monster and it's really it's

803
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:43,760
Speaker 4: really offensive, Chris that you compared to the sasquatch offends

804
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,879
Speaker 4: me really really watch.

805
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:52,759
Speaker 1: You want mythical creature arguments on this podcast, there.

806
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 3: Is a cryptid podcast what we're doing.

807
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 4: I do like the idea of someone who's like really

808
00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:01,320
Speaker 4: into lockness and then really like sasquatch. Yeah right, like

809
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:03,480
Speaker 4: really into one, but think the other is like way

810
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:06,320
Speaker 4: too far, No fucking way, a guy.

811
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:09,120
Speaker 2: In the woo that's like that be realistic, the lock

812
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:11,080
Speaker 2: nest monsters real be realistic.

813
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,719
Speaker 1: Wait, so what is it? It's a dinosaur or no,

814
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 1: its something different? That is what was found.

815
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 2: I gotta say the way I read articles, I'm not sure,

816
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:26,480
Speaker 2: like like I saw the picture, I saw the yeah sentences.

817
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 1: To be fair, you didn't say in the beginning, you

818
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 1: didn't say you read the article. You did say you

819
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 1: saw the artist saw the article.

820
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:36,880
Speaker 3: That's the most accurate they interacted.

821
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:42,760
Speaker 1: That's for twenty years I've seen books. Also, Yes, yes, exactly,

822
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 1: Christin Passing.

823
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 3: Didn't really absorb detail because you know what, I'm not

824
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:48,520
Speaker 3: that interested in dinosaurs.

825
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:52,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, opening Once it clips into dinosaurs, I get bored.

826
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:53,799
Speaker 3: Did you try?

827
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:57,800
Speaker 2: Did you watch the dinosaur? They had Attenborough narrate the

828
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:00,080
Speaker 2: dinosaur thing that was on I think it was on

829
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 2: Apple TV.

830
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:03,080
Speaker 1: Oh you know, I did see I did see a

831
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 1: billboard for that, which counts. So I did actually see

832
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 1: a billboard for that? Yeah, yeh, which is very similar

833
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:11,360
Speaker 1: to watch ye just like reading an article. Yeah, I

834
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:13,879
Speaker 1: saw the billboard. Yeah he was. He did a great job,

835
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 1: David Attenburgh and that he was really good.

836
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaker 3: He's thinking, he's a really good narrator, he's a classic.

837
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:21,920
Speaker 1: I could see him reading the billboard in my in

838
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:22,640
Speaker 1: my mind's eye.

839
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:25,719
Speaker 2: But that show made me realize how much I don't

840
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:29,880
Speaker 2: care about dinosaurs because I wasn't a young boy in

841
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:33,200
Speaker 2: the nineties, and when I was growing up, no one

842
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 2: cared about dinosaurs. It was like a weird There would

843
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:38,239
Speaker 2: be maybe one distant cousin that you would have, but

844
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 2: it wasn't a thing that came later for later kids.

845
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:45,399
Speaker 2: But once I was watching this show because I was like, oh, yeah,

846
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:48,080
Speaker 2: this seems like something to pass the time, and the

847
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 2: second it started, I was just like, Yeah, this isn't

848
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:53,320
Speaker 2: real and I don't care, Like I don't know, you

849
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:54,880
Speaker 2: know what I mean, They're not They made it like

850
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:59,320
Speaker 2: it was a current Nature documentary, when in fact it

851
00:39:59,360 --> 00:39:59,839
Speaker 2: was all CG.

852
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:01,960
Speaker 3: So it's just like, yeah, it's not.

853
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 1: Real, Andrew, something you need to know about. Both Karen

854
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:08,759
Speaker 1: and I we believe dinosaur bones were planted to test

855
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:12,440
Speaker 1: our faith in the Lord Jesus and has been. It

856
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 1: seems like you haven't be tested because she's not into

857
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:18,840
Speaker 1: them at all. He actually, yeah, I mean, all glance

858
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 1: at a billboard, but you're not going to pull me

859
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:26,400
Speaker 1: into your ring of lies. You know, Attenborough and Jurassic

860
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:28,600
Speaker 1: all those people, No offense, Steven.

861
00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:31,120
Speaker 4: I actually believe that dinosaur bones were placed by the

862
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:38,400
Speaker 4: devil for us to use as instruments to make music with. Yeah, Winston, Yeah,

863
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:42,040
Speaker 4: I mean yeah, I think that the devil place here

864
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:42,879
Speaker 4: to tempt us.

865
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:47,960
Speaker 2: With the sound of the It's a lot of xylophone music,

866
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 2: but it's still really good.

867
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:50,040
Speaker 1: It's still fun.

868
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:50,839
Speaker 2: Yeah.

869
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:58,480
Speaker 1: I played the electric stand up femur. It's to explain

870
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:01,640
Speaker 1: it's a pterodactyl that runs on a treadmill under my sink.

871
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:02,319
Speaker 1: That's cool.

872
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,919
Speaker 4: Do you think, Karen, do you think you care less

873
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:08,320
Speaker 4: about dinosaurs because you're more into like, I don't know,

874
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:10,800
Speaker 4: like there's something about dinosaurs where it's like humans weren't around.

875
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 4: Is that part of like it's they're not they're less

876
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:13,400
Speaker 4: part of the story.

877
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 1: Is that part of it?

878
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:15,759
Speaker 3: Yep? I think you're right.

879
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:18,880
Speaker 2: Well, it's so long ago that when they talk about

880
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:21,600
Speaker 2: how long ago it was that they were here, You're

881
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 2: it's the same thing as like looking at those new

882
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:27,919
Speaker 2: the new it's not hubbled with the new tell yes,

883
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:31,520
Speaker 2: where you're just and they're like, this is thirteen million

884
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:34,359
Speaker 2: years away or whatever, where you're just like, okay, don't

885
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:35,239
Speaker 2: I don't know.

886
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 3: I don't know.

887
00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 1: And and prior to looking at that one photo or

888
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:42,880
Speaker 1: I just saw it in passing, I would say I

889
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 1: didn't care, but I really was impressed with that, So

890
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:48,279
Speaker 1: of course I'm interested in that. Can I say that

891
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:48,920
Speaker 1: I'm interesting?

892
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:51,759
Speaker 4: I gotta, I gotta come out and just say, I mean,

893
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:54,880
Speaker 4: the photo was cool, But was it categorically different than

894
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:56,200
Speaker 4: everything we've seen for a while.

895
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 1: It didn't seem much different to me. There was starbursts

896
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 1: in these stars that were in our galaxy. That was interesting,

897
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:09,560
Speaker 1: but anything without a starburst was another galaxy. I found that. Okay,

898
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:11,040
Speaker 1: those are rules I can follow.

899
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was some good information that other people who

900
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:19,440
Speaker 2: understood the value of the picture shared social media wise.

901
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:22,719
Speaker 3: But you're right, it looked exactly like the other one.

902
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 2: Like you couldn't when it was like, no, this one

903
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:28,360
Speaker 2: is from deep space, You're like, gotta trust you on that.

904
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:31,480
Speaker 2: Like every other goddamn thing, I have to trust you

905
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:34,279
Speaker 2: on this because you could literally be like, no, that's

906
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:36,960
Speaker 2: the Whirlpool logo and I'd be like, got me, I

907
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 2: don't know.

908
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:40,319
Speaker 3: I don't know what I'm looking at.

909
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:44,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just a photo put through some star filter. Yes.

910
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:49,880
Speaker 2: And also it's just it doesn't hit me what it means.

911
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:52,840
Speaker 2: If that makes sense, I can't look at it and

912
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 2: get the sense of what's happening, so it doesn't. I

913
00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 2: can value it if I read the sentences underneath, but

914
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:03,800
Speaker 2: it doesn't hit me of like, oh, that's really far away,

915
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 2: really clear, and those are like when it says all

916
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 2: those things you see are universes, I'm like, yeah, I

917
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:14,400
Speaker 2: don't know what that means. If you said they're all

918
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 2: planet Earth, maybe I would get it a little bit.

919
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:18,560
Speaker 3: But it's too large.

920
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,520
Speaker 4: I think our brains were not meant to comprehend space,

921
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:23,919
Speaker 4: and anyone who claims that they do comprehend it is lying.

922
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:26,359
Speaker 1: Yeah. I like that. Yeah.

923
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:30,320
Speaker 2: It's also like when people talk about that all of

924
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:33,480
Speaker 2: this is a simulation, which is like a physics thing

925
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 2: that they discuss a lot, whether or not what we're

926
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 2: living is is it a simulation? And they I worked

927
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 2: on a time travel show once where they brought in

928
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 2: a physicist to talk to us about if there was

929
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:49,160
Speaker 2: time travel, like here's the rules you guys should remember

930
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:51,320
Speaker 2: when you're writing this. And then at one point he

931
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 2: asked us if there's any questions, and everyone had the

932
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:56,400
Speaker 2: same question, which is do you think we're living in

933
00:43:56,480 --> 00:44:00,040
Speaker 2: a simulation? And his answer was it doesn't matter, and

934
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:02,799
Speaker 2: I was like, thank you, that's what That's what I'm

935
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:05,640
Speaker 2: talking about. Where it's like all of these things can

936
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:09,640
Speaker 2: be they can mean stuff to the people who understand whatever,

937
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 2: but to me, yeah, like if I'm in a simulation,

938
00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 2: I'm in it, so I don't know, and I can

939
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:17,799
Speaker 2: think about it, but it I'll never know because I'm

940
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:18,000
Speaker 2: in it.

941
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:21,280
Speaker 1: I did, Yeah, exactly. It's that is the best answer.

942
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter because this is reality to yeah, and

943
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,520
Speaker 1: it isn't the matrix. You're not going to get unplugged

944
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:30,920
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden being a sweaty laboratory and

945
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:31,840
Speaker 1: it like that.

946
00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:35,040
Speaker 2: Those topics make me think of like being nineteen and

947
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:38,479
Speaker 2: getting way too high and then thinking about something until

948
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 2: I like make myself throw up.

949
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:42,960
Speaker 3: Like it's like we don't need of all the shit

950
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 3: that's going on. We don't need it.

951
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:46,920
Speaker 2: Like it's nice that we can take pictures of out

952
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:50,560
Speaker 2: our space. Hey, everybody, there's Nazis on the street. Like

953
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:53,600
Speaker 2: Nazis have made a comeback. Can we fix that?

954
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:56,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was kind of the point I was going to.

955
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:58,759
Speaker 1: It's hard for me to quit thinking about that long

956
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:01,400
Speaker 1: enough to care about sask Watch. It's like, there's a

957
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 1: lot of stuff that's right in front of me that

958
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 1: scares the hell out of me. That's very real that

959
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:07,600
Speaker 1: I'm trying to wrap my mind around. I'm sorry that

960
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:10,879
Speaker 1: I can't suspend that and go into a fantasy world

961
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:13,120
Speaker 1: where I'm worried about whether or not that's a guy

962
00:45:13,239 --> 00:45:14,279
Speaker 1: in a furry suit.

963
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:16,960
Speaker 3: But I just have to tell you, Sasquatch is not

964
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:18,719
Speaker 3: a danger to humans, So.

965
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:21,799
Speaker 2: You don't have to be scared unless you run towards them,

966
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 2: unless you litter at your camp's higne, right.

967
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, And if you don't think that fires are a

968
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 1: danger to the forest, that's right. Oh, I'm confusing him

969
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:32,919
Speaker 1: with Smoky the Bear.

970
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:34,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's kind of very similar.

971
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:35,399
Speaker 1: Same guy.

972
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:39,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, what cryptid do you believe in? Andrew? Yeah, if

973
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:42,600
Speaker 3: there is a cult or do you say none of that.

974
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:44,840
Speaker 3: I'm a realist, you know, I.

975
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:51,239
Speaker 4: Don't ever think about it. But let me think of

976
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:53,400
Speaker 4: an answer that's good to that question.

977
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 3: You can say, what do you think about skateboarding? Only?

978
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:01,680
Speaker 1: No, I barely skateboard. You guys are pigeonholing me here.

979
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 1: It's it's so funny that you almost seem ashamed of it.

980
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 1: I may let us let me reiterate how good Andrew

981
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,400
Speaker 1: is it? I think it just doesn't even care about it.

982
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 1: I don't care. I also like it drives me nuts.

983
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:15,439
Speaker 1: You wish.

984
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 4: Look, it's definitely all I cared about as a teenager.

985
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:20,080
Speaker 4: I grew up in a small town and there was

986
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:22,080
Speaker 4: nothing to do. And you know, yeah, well why can

987
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:22,840
Speaker 4: you still do it?

988
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 5: Then?

989
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:28,360
Speaker 1: I think about it all the time. You do no

990
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:32,800
Speaker 1: handed five foot airs if in twelve foot pools, and

991
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:36,000
Speaker 1: you're like whatever, Yeah, it doesn't do anything for me.

992
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:39,399
Speaker 3: And so wait, when here this is a more specific question.

993
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:42,759
Speaker 2: When you're doing no handed five foot airs and twelve

994
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 2: foot pools.

995
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 1: If that's why it doesn't even have to grab?

996
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:47,480
Speaker 3: What are you thinking about in a moment like that?

997
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:51,080
Speaker 2: Do you are you thinking about landing are you thinking

998
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 2: about like are you planning or do you are you

999
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:54,719
Speaker 2: just like we.

1000
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:58,239
Speaker 4: I will say, you know, I do think, and I'm

1001
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:00,760
Speaker 4: more surf now than skateboard, but I do think surfing

1002
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 4: and skateboarding and to a degree, you know, golfing and

1003
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:05,399
Speaker 4: all these other things we've talked about. I think thank

1004
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:09,040
Speaker 4: you for including I think that I do think that

1005
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:13,560
Speaker 4: those activities are more important now than ever, just because

1006
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,719
Speaker 4: when you were doing it, truly, all you are thinking

1007
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:19,959
Speaker 4: about is the activity itself. Like you're not thinking about

1008
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:21,840
Speaker 4: your phone, you're not thinking about social media, you're not

1009
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:25,920
Speaker 4: thinking about the world or you know, you know, the

1010
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,840
Speaker 4: fact that you can't get an abortion anywhere in this country,

1011
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:30,120
Speaker 4: like all the things that are bad that upset you

1012
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 4: are Like truly, it's important to care about things, but

1013
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:36,200
Speaker 4: it's also important to take time to not think about

1014
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:38,759
Speaker 4: anything bigger than the moment you're in, you know. So

1015
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:41,359
Speaker 4: I really do think like surfing in particular, really hits

1016
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 4: that because you're in nature, you can't have your phone

1017
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:45,920
Speaker 4: on you. You're like looking at this, you know, the

1018
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:48,920
Speaker 4: sunrise or the sunset, and there's it's just like you

1019
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 4: feel really connected to the present moment. And so when

1020
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:53,399
Speaker 4: you're doing that five foot air, you're just thinking about

1021
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 4: landing it, and that I think it's important to be

1022
00:47:56,239 --> 00:47:58,799
Speaker 4: in those states of mind as often as you can.

1023
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:00,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a great answer.

1024
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:03,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was that. He perfect.

1025
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:06,439
Speaker 4: It's true though, as silly as it is, like even

1026
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 4: playing video games, like if that's what you do, like,

1027
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:10,719
Speaker 4: I just think, you know, I don't be lost. I

1028
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 4: don't think you need to be escapist all the time,

1029
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:17,040
Speaker 4: but I do think it's important to kind of disconnect

1030
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:17,959
Speaker 4: from from things.

1031
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 1: Well, that's why I was going to say that surfing

1032
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:24,000
Speaker 1: and these activities that keep you out of reality, it's

1033
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:27,239
Speaker 1: I kind of I'm afraid that I do that too

1034
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 1: much with Yeah, watching a TV show binge, watching a

1035
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:34,239
Speaker 1: show like I'm rewatching all of Game of Thrones, and

1036
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:37,640
Speaker 1: I realized, though I wasn't worried about anything in my life,

1037
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:40,759
Speaker 1: and that's not the same. I haven't heard of it.

1038
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:46,800
Speaker 1: What's the show? Tell me? It's got John Hamm and

1039
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:51,239
Speaker 1: a bunch of people in it, a lot of nudity,

1040
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 1: a lot of children murdering adults, a lot of child murderers.

1041
00:48:57,320 --> 00:49:00,759
Speaker 1: I'm only into shows with with incests. Does it have that? Uh?

1042
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:05,640
Speaker 1: Certainly starts starts, and it has a little in the middle.

1043
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:09,440
Speaker 1: I'm interested. I'll sign up. Yeah, you're gonna love it.

1044
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:13,799
Speaker 1: The volume will be up and your pants will be down.

1045
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:17,480
Speaker 1: That is a kind of a Howard Kramer joke. So

1046
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 1: I just want to preface it. Good.

1047
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:19,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's get it.

1048
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:21,719
Speaker 1: Also camp a lot. I like camping. You know that's

1049
00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:24,960
Speaker 1: another thing that takes you out of things. Yeah, I'm

1050
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,760
Speaker 1: going to do that this weekend. Oh great, up in Montana.

1051
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:32,040
Speaker 6: Yep, nice, prove it. I will with photos that I'll

1052
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:36,440
Speaker 6: send you in three days. You think I don't have

1053
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:38,759
Speaker 6: the balls to stay in a tent, You think I

1054
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:42,279
Speaker 6: don't have the genital to go sleep in a tent?

1055
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:44,960
Speaker 3: Janital out there now?

1056
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:45,439
Speaker 1: Chris?

1057
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:49,600
Speaker 2: If by chance, I mean, can we all three just

1058
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:52,960
Speaker 2: promise that if Chris goes camping this weekend and has

1059
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:56,120
Speaker 2: a big Foot experience, that we will do an emergency

1060
00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 2: episode of Do You need a Ride to Talk down?

1061
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:03,080
Speaker 3: Becau would not be the most magical happenstance.

1062
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:06,000
Speaker 1: I'm worried that I won't have internet access.

1063
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm.

1064
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:11,480
Speaker 1: Will while that's happening, we'll get you off after I'm dead.

1065
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:13,719
Speaker 3: We'll get you a little t a T mobile hotspot.

1066
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:16,920
Speaker 1: And when I say camping, I mean my my friend's cabin.

1067
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:20,320
Speaker 1: It's not it's a house.

1068
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 3: He's going drinking, that's yeah, I know, you know.

1069
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:27,439
Speaker 1: I'm going up. We're renting a boat and we will

1070
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:32,120
Speaker 1: a du a six man water ski pyramid made popular.

1071
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,799
Speaker 3: By drinking a boat.

1072
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 1: Please, I mean why I I will be drinking, yes,

1073
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:44,440
Speaker 1: but you know I do everything within you know, within reason.

1074
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:46,880
Speaker 1: But I will do a water ski pyramid.

1075
00:50:47,239 --> 00:50:48,880
Speaker 3: We'd love to see it, thank you.

1076
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:51,879
Speaker 1: I have so much to show you in the coming days.

1077
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:55,120
Speaker 3: So we're gonna We're going to do this again in

1078
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:57,560
Speaker 3: three days, right, that's ye, yep.

1079
00:50:57,760 --> 00:51:00,399
Speaker 1: Great, It's gonna be great. I have a fun story

1080
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:03,560
Speaker 1: to share. Yes, purpose I'm trying.

1081
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:06,920
Speaker 4: Okay, this is crazy and I haven't shared this at

1082
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:09,640
Speaker 4: all but a week ago today.

1083
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 1: And I don't worry. I'm fine. But I did actually

1084
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:16,160
Speaker 1: almost die. But I am fine now, I am totally fine.

1085
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:20,360
Speaker 4: Are you smiling some because because the circumstances are absolutely crazy.

1086
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:24,120
Speaker 1: So yes, and actually this will be a PSA. Two

1087
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:25,879
Speaker 1: folks out there. So I was at home.

1088
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:29,640
Speaker 4: It was like eight pm last Wednesday, and I was

1089
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:32,080
Speaker 4: just about to go out to dinner with a friend,

1090
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:34,320
Speaker 4: a little late dinner, and I'm standing up in my

1091
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:37,120
Speaker 4: living room and then all of a sudden, I just

1092
00:51:37,239 --> 00:51:42,040
Speaker 4: felt like unbelievably lightheaded, extremely weak, and like my vision

1093
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:44,479
Speaker 4: like was like going in and out. It was really

1094
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:48,759
Speaker 4: really bizarre. It was strange, yeah, and it just was

1095
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:52,000
Speaker 4: not getting better, Like sometimes that happens, you feel little

1096
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:55,640
Speaker 4: lightheaded or whatever, and it fades for basically like thirty minutes.

1097
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:58,320
Speaker 4: It just was the same level of like felt crazy.

1098
00:51:58,719 --> 00:52:01,600
Speaker 4: So I had my friend drive me to the emergency

1099
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:04,319
Speaker 4: room and took me like two hours to be seen

1100
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:07,600
Speaker 4: because you know Los Angeles, so I'm basically feeling as

1101
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:09,640
Speaker 4: sick as possible for that whole two hours. It was

1102
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:13,400
Speaker 4: like the worst experience of my life. I'm like feeling

1103
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:16,600
Speaker 4: like I'm actually dying, like I've never felt that bad ever.

1104
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:18,640
Speaker 1: And I'm like very healthy. I take care of myself.

1105
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:19,640
Speaker 1: I don't really drink alcoholic.

1106
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 4: I'm just like I feel like I'm never in situations

1107
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:24,720
Speaker 4: where i feel like my health is not well. Anyway,

1108
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,800
Speaker 4: they ransom tests, they got me in a bed. It

1109
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:31,600
Speaker 4: turns out I've been drinking too much water.

1110
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:34,280
Speaker 1: You're a kidding.

1111
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:39,799
Speaker 4: I am not kidding, absolutely insane, Yes, to the point,

1112
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:42,600
Speaker 4: to the point that I almost actually died.

1113
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:46,560
Speaker 1: What where have you been doing morning radio challenges?

1114
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:49,120
Speaker 4: Yes, that is that is what everyone knows it from.

1115
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:53,279
Speaker 4: But it's a thing called hyponatremia, I think. And what

1116
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:57,000
Speaker 4: it is is your you drink so much water that

1117
00:52:57,560 --> 00:53:00,279
Speaker 4: how much water are we talking? I would say tens

1118
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:02,919
Speaker 4: a day, which sounds like a joke, but I would

1119
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:07,239
Speaker 4: say I drink translate that ten of these a day.

1120
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:09,520
Speaker 1: Oh that's not that much.

1121
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:12,640
Speaker 4: That almost killed you, apparently so, but it's consistently I

1122
00:53:12,719 --> 00:53:14,239
Speaker 4: drink like maybe eight to ten of these a day,

1123
00:53:14,239 --> 00:53:14,840
Speaker 4: which I think.

1124
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:18,239
Speaker 1: Is it's a beautiful iridescent yeah, iridescent green.

1125
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:21,359
Speaker 3: He remembers to drink out of it all exactly.

1126
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:25,920
Speaker 1: Apparent's like my Cumberbune junior year. Prom Jesus, this is

1127
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:28,680
Speaker 1: so apparently it's far too much water.

1128
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:31,960
Speaker 4: And what happens is, wow, your the water flushes out

1129
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:35,520
Speaker 4: all the electrolytes in your system. And sodium, in particular

1130
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:37,919
Speaker 4: is what I was dangerously low on, and like every

1131
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,840
Speaker 4: cell in your body needs sodium to function. So what

1132
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:46,360
Speaker 4: I was experiencing was my brain like swelling and my

1133
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:50,680
Speaker 4: organs like shutting down because of the lack of sodium

1134
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:51,400
Speaker 4: in my cells.

1135
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:58,279
Speaker 1: Sodium, yes, everyone has told you. I know. So it

1136
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:01,239
Speaker 1: was a really very terar like. I truly was like, oh,

1137
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:04,200
Speaker 1: I actually think I'm dying. Like it felt so awful,

1138
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:05,279
Speaker 1: and I.

1139
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:07,880
Speaker 3: Think your genital was shutting down. Then you were dying.

1140
00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:12,880
Speaker 1: Yes, mine's been shut down for two years by not

1141
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:13,920
Speaker 1: by choice.

1142
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:15,760
Speaker 3: It just does.

1143
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:21,839
Speaker 1: Sign. I wow, that's horrifying. I thought I thought water

1144
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:22,959
Speaker 1: was good. That's what we've been told.

1145
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:27,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know some of that liquid IV have you

1146
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:28,120
Speaker 3: ever did?

1147
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:29,520
Speaker 1: That's what they fixed me with.

1148
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:30,160
Speaker 3: Yeh.

1149
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:32,360
Speaker 1: They gave me two They gave me two bags of

1150
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:35,680
Speaker 1: ivs of like saline which has salt in it, and

1151
00:54:36,239 --> 00:54:38,160
Speaker 1: it like I felt a little better, and then I

1152
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:40,600
Speaker 1: was like the most tired I could ever possibly be

1153
00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:43,359
Speaker 1: the next day. And then I was pretty good after

1154
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:47,640
Speaker 1: that and now I'm pretty normal. But it was really scary. IM.

1155
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:50,200
Speaker 1: I was a big pin not to bring up my

1156
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:56,080
Speaker 1: big golf tourney again, but to promotional bag. Yeah first place,

1157
00:54:57,680 --> 00:55:00,919
Speaker 1: it's finally going to get it out there mostly putting. Yeah,

1158
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:05,719
Speaker 1: but sure you hit a ball, but yeah, god, it

1159
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:08,560
Speaker 1: was huge. What was that like a panic attack? Then anyway,

1160
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:12,640
Speaker 1: I've never hit two hundred and sixty yards, but they

1161
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:16,560
Speaker 1: gave us in the promo thing IV like it was

1162
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:22,320
Speaker 1: a powdered liquid IV. That's I was, yeah, yeah, but

1163
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:25,960
Speaker 1: it works very good. I've seen it. I'd also like

1164
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:30,200
Speaker 1: to its magnesium as a supplement to your water.

1165
00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:33,440
Speaker 2: But can I say this magnete. So now we're this

1166
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:37,239
Speaker 2: is a story triangle where we're gonna we're getting into it,

1167
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:39,200
Speaker 2: we're going to get back, Okay.

1168
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:41,440
Speaker 3: So I've been taking a lot of.

1169
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:44,840
Speaker 2: Supplements because of like for immunity and for and that

1170
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:46,920
Speaker 2: was the reason I thought for a long time that

1171
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:50,000
Speaker 2: I wasn't getting COVID aside from the fact that I've

1172
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:51,960
Speaker 2: been literally locked in my house for two and a

1173
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,520
Speaker 2: half almost three years. But I like to think it

1174
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:56,840
Speaker 2: was because I was taking Vitamin D every day. But

1175
00:55:57,400 --> 00:56:00,200
Speaker 2: the one supplement that I started taking because I heard

1176
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:03,080
Speaker 2: magnesium is really good. If you're a low on magnesium,

1177
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:05,440
Speaker 2: it can affect your mental health, it can affect like

1178
00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:10,080
Speaker 2: all these things. So I started taking I'm so sorry,

1179
00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:14,520
Speaker 2: just the dumbest Like these are those dumb discoveries that

1180
00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:17,279
Speaker 2: you have where one day I took I was like,

1181
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:20,239
Speaker 2: I've got to take my vitamins again, you know, like

1182
00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:23,560
Speaker 2: recovering from COVID. And I went and I took like

1183
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:27,359
Speaker 2: eight vitamins whatever, and then three or four hours later,

1184
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:29,919
Speaker 2: I got like a cramp and I was watching TV,

1185
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:32,200
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, that's weird. I don't that's a

1186
00:56:32,239 --> 00:56:35,320
Speaker 2: weird feeling. And then I just go, I just have

1187
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:39,560
Speaker 2: a terrible bout of diarrhea. I look it up and

1188
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:42,640
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, that's probably partly while I while I was giggling,

1189
00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:44,320
Speaker 2: I don't normally go into these areas.

1190
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:49,279
Speaker 1: You had diarrhea in your mind sixty seconds ago, and

1191
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:49,839
Speaker 1: we weren't there.

1192
00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:53,000
Speaker 3: Yes, So I just had to start laughing because I

1193
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:53,759
Speaker 3: knew I was going to be.

1194
00:56:53,719 --> 00:56:56,719
Speaker 1: Talking about I was giggling inside just because I thought

1195
00:56:56,760 --> 00:57:01,160
Speaker 1: you were going to talk about diarrhea. Yeah, I can't

1196
00:57:01,239 --> 00:57:01,520
Speaker 1: help it.

1197
00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:07,600
Speaker 2: But it turns out that the most magnesium an adult

1198
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:09,880
Speaker 2: should take it at times three hundred and fifty milligrams,

1199
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:13,759
Speaker 2: but the bottle that I have said to take two,

1200
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:17,880
Speaker 2: and so it's the equivalent of six hundred milligrams too much.

1201
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:21,720
Speaker 2: So she'd immediately just literally cleaned my system. Like I

1202
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:23,960
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, do I have food poisoning.

1203
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:26,440
Speaker 2: It was that bad, right, And it was because I

1204
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:27,960
Speaker 2: took too much magnesium.

1205
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:31,400
Speaker 1: At one last night, I was given magnesium and I

1206
00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:35,760
Speaker 1: was warned of the diarrhea consequences. It's just less than

1207
00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:38,320
Speaker 1: twenty four hours ago. So everything in your story is

1208
00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:42,560
Speaker 1: lining up. Yeah wait, so wait, Chris, You're tyrea is cyclical.

1209
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:45,880
Speaker 1: You got a magnesium guy up in Montella. Oh yeah,

1210
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:51,600
Speaker 1: I got a collidal silver. Yeah so much, I turned purple.

1211
00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:57,200
Speaker 1: I working at chocolate place. But yeah, yeah, you get

1212
00:57:57,320 --> 00:57:59,400
Speaker 1: you can't overdo any of this stuff. And now we

1213
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:02,640
Speaker 1: can water to the list. Yeah, there is a balance.

1214
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:06,840
Speaker 1: There is an electrolyte balance. I am still amazed. Are

1215
00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:08,880
Speaker 1: you sure there isn't something else wrong with you? Not

1216
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:11,720
Speaker 1: just happen. You're totally fine and normal? And actually he

1217
00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:15,120
Speaker 1: said perfect otherwise too much more perfect? Oh really? He

1218
00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:17,959
Speaker 1: said I was a perfect speci And he said, he said,

1219
00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:20,040
Speaker 1: you said this word for already said you're a perfect specimen.

1220
00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:22,280
Speaker 1: And if you had entered a golf tournament, you would

1221
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:24,320
Speaker 1: have won yourself. What that's what he called?

1222
00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:28,040
Speaker 3: Oh wait a minute, and did you specify? But what

1223
00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:29,360
Speaker 3: about the Boys and Girls Club?

1224
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:32,360
Speaker 5: Because did he bring my name up, that's the winner.

1225
00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:36,840
Speaker 5: I don't know if I mentioned I won Chris really quick?

1226
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:40,720
Speaker 3: Can we ask you in winning the Boys and Girls

1227
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:42,200
Speaker 3: Club golf tournament?

1228
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:44,240
Speaker 1: It's big brothers, big sisters. Go on.

1229
00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:49,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, were you playing against any children A and B?

1230
00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:52,000
Speaker 3: Did you get a hole in one at any point?

1231
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:57,480
Speaker 1: No? But one guy did get a three hundred and

1232
00:58:57,640 --> 00:59:03,280
Speaker 1: sixty five yard hole in one. Yeah, it's an albatross

1233
00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:07,320
Speaker 1: if you're playing on a four par hole. Of course,

1234
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:13,040
Speaker 1: that's better than birdie if you're familiar or eagle. Anyway,

1235
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:15,640
Speaker 1: I did not get a home one. I only the

1236
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:19,320
Speaker 1: guys I played with. You guys were really good, and

1237
00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:22,240
Speaker 1: I just pretty much sunk some putts they hit so

1238
00:59:22,400 --> 00:59:24,600
Speaker 1: far that I'm like, good job, guys, I think we're

1239
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:28,080
Speaker 1: gonna win. That's pretty much. We had to use a

1240
00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:31,240
Speaker 1: few am. I I did golf very well, but these guys,

1241
00:59:31,520 --> 00:59:34,360
Speaker 1: it's like, hey, quit the plumbing and heating business, because

1242
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:37,440
Speaker 1: you guys need to be amate to your golfers.

1243
00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:42,480
Speaker 2: Because I think many people are actually doing outdoor activities

1244
00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:46,560
Speaker 2: and trying to escape the grind of reality. I think

1245
00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:50,440
Speaker 2: that's more and more, or maybe people like us are

1246
00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:52,320
Speaker 2: starting to do it in a way that normal people

1247
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:55,480
Speaker 2: always have and that's why they're not totally psychos.

1248
00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:58,600
Speaker 1: That could be it, And for me, it's it's doing

1249
00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:01,400
Speaker 1: double duty where it's I know the reason my career

1250
01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:04,240
Speaker 1: is in a bit of a lull, but it's also

1251
01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:07,800
Speaker 1: the thing that makes me not think of that. You know,

1252
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:12,640
Speaker 1: So golf is really you're blaming golf. I golf too much. Yeah,

1253
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:15,000
Speaker 1: I should be out every time I'm golfing, I should

1254
01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:19,160
Speaker 1: be out there hitting the streets handed my comedy business card,

1255
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:22,200
Speaker 1: going from wet market to wet market, doing.

1256
01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:25,440
Speaker 2: Your flying all the wet markets of Los Angeles and

1257
01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:27,000
Speaker 2: the and the southern region.

1258
01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:29,919
Speaker 1: I gotta get, I gotta, I gotta start that tour.

1259
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:33,120
Speaker 1: Have you ever been to a dry market, like mostly

1260
01:00:33,320 --> 01:00:35,360
Speaker 1: rubs and salt.

1261
01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:35,880
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1262
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:39,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I like that. I like dry. That's not

1263
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:44,880
Speaker 1: like my wings too, get out of here, Buffalo style rubs.

1264
01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:49,560
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, just a big salt quarry. Yeah that's the

1265
01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:50,280
Speaker 3: dry market.

1266
01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:52,760
Speaker 1: Well, well, I think Andrew's proven if you don't need

1267
01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:56,040
Speaker 1: enough salt, you die. Yeah, you gotta. It's all about balance.

1268
01:00:56,680 --> 01:01:00,840
Speaker 3: Get to the market, guys, really quick. My dog, Oh shit,

1269
01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:01,760
Speaker 3: what is.

1270
01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:03,680
Speaker 1: That little outfit? What do you hold? Oh that's a

1271
01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:04,200
Speaker 1: dog toy.

1272
01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:05,560
Speaker 3: It's her. It's a dog toy.

1273
01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:08,800
Speaker 2: But she she loves playing like tug of war like

1274
01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:10,760
Speaker 2: that so much, and she will not let go to

1275
01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:12,840
Speaker 2: the point where I can pick her up by holding

1276
01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:13,240
Speaker 2: the toy.

1277
01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:15,560
Speaker 3: And it's the funniest. It looks like I've caught a dog.

1278
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:17,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, fishing style.

1279
01:01:20,040 --> 01:01:20,760
Speaker 3: She keeps letting go.

1280
01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:22,400
Speaker 4: I wish both my dogs are here, but there'll be.

1281
01:01:22,560 --> 01:01:24,840
Speaker 4: My dogwatcher still hasn't because I just got back to town.

1282
01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:27,400
Speaker 3: You got to get those dogs.

1283
01:01:27,720 --> 01:01:29,160
Speaker 1: They're getting back tonight. They'll come back tonight.

1284
01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:30,560
Speaker 3: Aren't they the greatest?

1285
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:32,240
Speaker 1: It's the best. I mean, yeah, that's another thing.

1286
01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:35,520
Speaker 4: It's like, could you imagine going through the pandemic without

1287
01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:37,200
Speaker 4: animals would have been Yeah, I.

1288
01:01:37,200 --> 01:01:44,440
Speaker 1: Can imagine it. Or other people never never talked to plants. Well,

1289
01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:49,960
Speaker 1: you know, I could repeat a bunch of stuff I've said. Yeah, No,

1290
01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:53,720
Speaker 1: it's very important. Great, And a shout out to cats too,

1291
01:01:53,920 --> 01:01:56,800
Speaker 1: for those old old school people out there who haven't

1292
01:01:56,880 --> 01:02:01,920
Speaker 1: forgot about cats and replace them with lightly better personality.

1293
01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:07,000
Speaker 3: This is what you prefer. It's about preferences.

1294
01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:10,000
Speaker 1: Really. Yeah, at the end of the day, Yeah, I

1295
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:12,120
Speaker 1: like an animal that only likes me once a.

1296
01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:16,400
Speaker 2: Month now, Andrew, do you have any upcoming gigs that

1297
01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:18,680
Speaker 2: you want to pack out that we can get people,

1298
01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:23,080
Speaker 2: because honestly, listeners of dinosaurs. I just saw someone on

1299
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:26,600
Speaker 2: social media truly call themselves a dinosaur, which is hilarious.

1300
01:02:27,680 --> 01:02:31,080
Speaker 2: Andrew Mishan is a great stand up comic, Like I

1301
01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:34,760
Speaker 2: had the same feeling Chris when you were describing watching him,

1302
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:37,560
Speaker 2: like basically having the reveal of the skateboarding.

1303
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:39,120
Speaker 3: I had the same experience.

1304
01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:41,160
Speaker 2: I think the first time I actually met you to

1305
01:02:41,240 --> 01:02:45,080
Speaker 2: talk to you was at the big Foot Lodge, strangely

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Speaker 2: enough connected, and you were just like nice and maybe

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Speaker 2: it was your show or maybe I don't know why,

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Speaker 2: but you and I were having a nice chat and

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Speaker 2: then I was just like, oh, these young comics whatever.

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Speaker 2: And then you get up and just fucking destroy and

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Speaker 2: I was just like, oh, I should have been nicer, guy.

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Speaker 1: Oh I didn't. I don't even remember you being mean,

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: I don't think I was mean, but I think in

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Speaker 3: my mind I was being I get it.

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Speaker 1: We all gate keep to a certain degree. I totally

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Speaker 1: get it right. It's just how it is.

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Speaker 3: Feel better, it makes us feel better.

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Speaker 1: It's all yeah, we're all guilty of it. And I've

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Speaker 1: seen you improve, You're getting better and better. I've always

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Speaker 1: tried to maintain My biggest fear is like, oh, fuck,

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Speaker 1: was I funnier ten years ago? Or oh even worse

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Speaker 1: fifteen or even worse twenty two year there? Now you

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Speaker 1: know how long I've been doing comedy twenty two fucking wasting.

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Speaker 1: But you you're getting better and better. You're and uh,

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Speaker 1: thank you.

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Speaker 4: I feel I feel that I just did a bunch

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Speaker 4: of shows in the Northwest, like I said, and yeah,

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Speaker 4: I just felt like I'm just very loose on stage.

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Speaker 4: I'm doing a lot more crowd work now because my

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Speaker 4: very podcast is me doing crowd work and stuff.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, I don't have any stand up dates on

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Speaker 1: the calendar.

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Speaker 4: But we're doing We're gonna go back on the road

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Speaker 4: with our podcast, which if you have never listened to

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Speaker 4: our podcast, you don't need to know anything about it

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Speaker 4: to know our live show. So, like they talked about earlier,

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Speaker 4: our podcast is I was interviewing strangers on the street

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Speaker 4: for our live show. My co host Colehurst and I

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Speaker 4: we sit on stage at our table, and then our

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Speaker 4: third person, who's like our intern, is a very funny

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Speaker 4: young guy. He leaves the venue, goes live on Instagram,

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Speaker 4: which is projected behind us the whole time, and he

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Speaker 4: finds random strangers in the streets around the venue and

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Speaker 4: brings them inside to be interviewed in front of a

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Speaker 4: crowd people. The energy is really fun and so crazy,

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Speaker 4: and he just like he gets into the craziest situations,

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Speaker 4: like in Kentucky, he went into a guy's house while

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Speaker 4: the guy was smoking crack and.

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Speaker 1: Then brought him in for an interview. No, yes, it

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Speaker 1: was insane. I love it. He didn't know and everyone

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Speaker 1: this guy Dennis.

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Speaker 2: Wait, wait wait sorry, yes, yes, because if he's in

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Speaker 2: the house. So he met the guy on the street

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Speaker 2: and then went to.

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Speaker 4: The house, so a couple Actually, okay, so he met

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Speaker 4: this guy Dennis on the street. It was just one

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Speaker 4: of the weirdest guys we've ever interviewed. He was so funny.

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Speaker 4: He was like in his seventies, a white guy in Kentucky.

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Speaker 4: He was just like so difficult to interview, like wouldn't

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Speaker 4: answer any question, was just like a true maniac. We

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Speaker 4: interviewed him for like ten to fifteen minutes. It was

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Speaker 4: so so fun And then actually one quick thing. One

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Speaker 4: thing we did during that interview is our third guy,

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Speaker 4: Cam was outside with two like maybe like women in

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Speaker 4: their twenties or thirties who were going to call out

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Speaker 4: for another interview, and my co host and I we

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Speaker 4: were talking to Dennis and then we just left the

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Speaker 4: stage and pretended that Dennis was the host of the show.

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Speaker 4: So these two girls walk in to this podcast and

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Speaker 4: there's like a crowd of two hundred, three hundred people

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Speaker 4: and then a seven year old chaotic man who can

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Speaker 4: barely sting a sentence together.

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Speaker 1: I'm love.

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Speaker 4: He fumbled through an interview with them, and he tried

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Speaker 4: so hard and it was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

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Speaker 1: And Dennis had the time of his life. Then Dennis leaves,

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Speaker 1: we say goodbye to him, and then he had talked

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Speaker 1: about his cat Pumpkin while we while he was being

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Speaker 1: interviewed on our show.

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Speaker 4: And then Cam ran into Dennis on the street again.

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Speaker 4: We saw him on the live stream, and we have

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Speaker 4: a little walkie talkie for our third guy Cam. So

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Speaker 4: we go, Cam, see if Dennis will show you his cat.

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Speaker 4: So Cam is like, Hey, can I see your cat?

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Speaker 4: And then so Dennis brought him to his house. He's

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Speaker 4: just like sitting on his couch, he's holding his cat.

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Speaker 4: Dennis is there. They're like having a blast, like watching

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Speaker 4: TV or something. And then Dennis Dennis started smoking something

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Speaker 4: and then Cam was like, Kim goes, oh, is that

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Speaker 4: pot and he goes, no, it's crack.

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Speaker 1: Don't film this.

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Speaker 4: We're sending our twenty three year old intern into actual crack.

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Speaker 4: Dents he is paid, though he is paid anyway. And

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Speaker 4: then Dennis he's having the time of his life. He

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Speaker 4: then calls up his neighbor John, and then John joins

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Speaker 4: Dennis and they come back for a second interview.

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Speaker 1: Dennis wants to come back. He's having so much fun.

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Speaker 4: And yeah, it is sad that he has addiction problems,

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Speaker 4: but he seemed to be a really fun guy who

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Speaker 4: was having a great day and he enjoyed being on

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Speaker 4: our show. I thought you meant your intern now No, no,

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Speaker 4: he ended up smoking crack.

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Speaker 2: No, No that you know, I understand what you mean

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Speaker 2: by that, except what I have to say is that

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Speaker 2: Dunnis is seventy smoking crack. Yeah, and he's able to

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Speaker 2: charm an audience like there would be people on crack

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Speaker 2: that the audience would immediately be.

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Speaker 3: Like, please, this is torture.

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Speaker 2: We love.

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Speaker 3: Clearly he's making it work.

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Speaker 1: He looks like a functional benefit of starting crack when

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Speaker 1: you're sixty eight. Yeah, it's still fresh to the game.

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Speaker 4: What's so funny is moments earlier he had gotten an

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Speaker 4: applause break from the from the audience for saying that

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Speaker 4: he was six years sober from alcohol, which is when,

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Speaker 4: which is when we realized that California sober is you

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Speaker 4: don't drink gokhol but you smoke weed, and Kentucky sober

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Speaker 4: as you don't gocoholed.

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Speaker 1: But he so crack that shit. Kentucky. Oh that's the best.

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Speaker 3: That is amazing.

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Speaker 2: Love it anyway, And only to the time that you

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Speaker 2: were when you were in I think you were in

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Speaker 2: Austin and you had the two guys ons that you

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Speaker 2: brought in and we watched him come in and be

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Speaker 2: on stage, and then they said you asked them more.

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Speaker 3: They went to high school and their teacher was.

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Speaker 1: In the audience. Their high school English teacher was in

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Speaker 1: the crash.

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Speaker 4: She just yells out, she goes, did you guys go

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01:08:09,600 --> 01:08:11,680
Speaker 4: to Albany High And she's like like yeah, Like it's

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Speaker 4: missus Green you're junior English teacher.

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Speaker 1: Then she came on stage for a reunion. It was awesome.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, So I love that.

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Speaker 4: These things can happen. We have a lot of magical moments.

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Speaker 4: It's really fun. I have so much fun with the

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Speaker 4: live show. Thank you guys for watching the clips and

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Speaker 4: stuff and where where Yeah, so find just go to

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Speaker 4: podcast but outside dot com. Follow the podcast on social

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Speaker 4: media TikTok, Instagram, and we put up the live shows.

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Speaker 1: We're going to be in September.

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Speaker 4: We're going to be in Chicago, Toronto, New York, Boston

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Speaker 4: night and then we'll be on the road throughout the year.

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Speaker 1: So please come out to a live show. It's it's

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Speaker 1: really funn Thank you.

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Speaker 4: And yeah, if you guys ever, if we do a

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Speaker 4: live show in LA and you guys want to be involved,

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Speaker 4: we'd love to have either of you.

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Speaker 1: I want to pretend to be walking by.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, really weird stiff walking your head is moving in direction?

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01:08:56,560 --> 01:08:59,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, comedic lamp. Maybe I'll do some characters. That's still

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01:09:00,360 --> 01:09:01,000
Speaker 1: that sounds great.

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01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:03,640
Speaker 3: Fun accents, you know.

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Speaker 1: How, I've got three of them. Andrew, You're the best.

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Speaker 1: Thank you guys so much for having me. This was

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01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:12,240
Speaker 1: so much fun you've been listening to Do You Need

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Speaker 1: a Ride? D yn a R. This has been an

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Speaker 1: exactly right production.

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Speaker 3: Produced by Anialise Nelson.

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Speaker 5: Mixed by John Bradley, artwork by Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: Theme song by Karen Kilgareff.

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Speaker 2: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar

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Speaker 2: podcast That's d y nar Podcast.

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Speaker 1: For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com. Thank you,

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Speaker 1: Oh You're welcome, Hong Kong