WEBVTT - Beyoncé looking at Jay Z’s phone 0:00:17.070 --> 0:00:21.230 Hey guys, welcome to this episode. We are here. We 0:00:21.430 --> 0:00:25.860 are queer. Not me, actually. I feel like pink. Remember 0:00:25.880 --> 0:00:27.940 when being queer? 0:00:28.100 --> 0:00:33.180 I'm gay. Actually, I'm not. I'm gay. Actually, I'm not. 0:00:33.200 --> 0:00:34.080 Actually, I'm not. 0:00:34.220 --> 0:00:37.100 And waiting for the applause to die down. Actually, I'm not. 0:00:37.280 --> 0:00:40.610 That is what, like, it feels like to be bisexual 0:00:40.690 --> 0:00:42.070 and be hopping between. 0:00:42.110 --> 0:00:44.570 Like, the genders. Well, bisexual people aren't real. 0:00:45.409 --> 0:00:48.220 They're not real in the same way like people don't 0:00:48.260 --> 0:00:50.979 believe in tarot cards, but like anything is real if 0:00:51.000 --> 0:00:52.120 you really have OCD. 0:00:52.159 --> 0:00:52.739 Yeah, true. 0:00:52.820 --> 0:00:53.060 Wait. 0:00:53.200 --> 0:00:53.800 That's the way. 0:00:54.060 --> 0:00:58.200 I really want to digest like in really like psychoanalyze 0:00:58.240 --> 0:01:01.920 that pink video a little further because it is really crazy. 0:01:02.340 --> 0:01:06.980 Like what is her like? So she says like, I'm gay. 0:01:07.920 --> 0:01:11.560 applause actually i'm not like was she like accidentally like 0:01:11.660 --> 0:01:13.479 was she feeling the moment and she was like. 0:01:13.380 --> 0:01:15.630 I'm gay i think she got lost in the moment 0:01:15.650 --> 0:01:16.990 or was it a joke. 0:01:16.630 --> 0:01:18.570 No she was at a it was the you know 0:01:18.610 --> 0:01:21.350 those two guys here by the way yeah hi hi 0:01:21.850 --> 0:01:25.420 the two little bars it's like the human rights yeah 0:01:25.440 --> 0:01:27.660 yeah i think she was at one of those events 0:01:27.680 --> 0:01:30.700 that's what it was for yeah And I think she 0:01:30.740 --> 0:01:32.780 was like essentially trying to make a point of like, 0:01:32.940 --> 0:01:35.280 I'm gay and everyone like cheering. And she's like, actually, 0:01:35.330 --> 0:01:36.850 I'm not. And I think she was just kind of like, 0:01:36.990 --> 0:01:39.690 it wouldn't make a difference if I was. That was 0:01:39.709 --> 0:01:40.570 the vibe I got. 0:01:41.970 --> 0:01:44.190 See, I kind of. 0:01:44.170 --> 0:01:46.350 Live in the world where she was feeling her oath. 0:01:46.430 --> 0:01:49.870 It would have been like if Charlie got a award like. 0:01:49.780 --> 0:01:50.980 That during the era. 0:01:51.080 --> 0:01:53.800 Oh, Charlie. Wait, Charlie Kirk got an award during the era. 0:01:53.860 --> 0:01:56.180 Well, you know, Charlie XCX and Charlie Kirk. 0:01:56.300 --> 0:01:57.020 Well, they're related. 0:01:57.060 --> 0:01:59.990 I've actually never seen them in the same. Yeah. Do 0:02:00.030 --> 0:02:00.570 they look alike? 0:02:02.380 --> 0:02:03.360 They were sisters? 0:02:03.980 --> 0:02:08.970 Wait, Charlie Kirk made brat, right? 0:02:09.630 --> 0:02:09.950 No. 0:02:10.030 --> 0:02:12.350 You're thinking of Charlie XCX. 0:02:12.750 --> 0:02:12.870 Oh. 0:02:13.660 --> 0:02:13.850 XCX. 0:02:15.020 --> 0:02:22.350 Oh, my God. True romance. Yeah. Sing it. 0:02:22.410 --> 0:02:24.030 Sing it. 0:02:24.250 --> 0:02:26.290 Ha, ha, ha. Sing it. 0:02:26.310 --> 0:02:28.810 Actually, you know what? 0:02:28.889 --> 0:02:29.450 Sing it, Drew. 0:02:29.690 --> 0:02:32.470 I know we were being nostalgic in the last episode, 0:02:32.960 --> 0:02:36.640 but my dad did send me these photos that just 0:02:36.680 --> 0:02:37.780 hit the. 0:02:38.460 --> 0:02:38.980 Pentagon. 0:02:39.080 --> 0:02:44.040 Ten years. Essentially. They just hit the ten-year age mark, 0:02:44.180 --> 0:02:51.690 and it's like, In North Carolina, like, just... This was... Wow. 0:02:52.130 --> 0:02:56.370 Chills. Full body chills. True romance. 0:02:56.389 --> 0:02:57.160 Is that you? 0:02:57.190 --> 0:02:57.850 Yes. 0:02:57.870 --> 0:02:59.910 This is me at 16. At this point, that album 0:02:59.950 --> 0:03:02.070 had already been out for, like, three years, though. Which 0:03:02.130 --> 0:03:07.589 is crazy to think about. I was thinking this morning that... Like, 0:03:07.610 --> 0:03:10.780 we have that joke about somebody being born in 2004, 0:03:10.780 --> 0:03:13.040 like I do at the beginning of the podcast, just 0:03:13.100 --> 0:03:16.460 joking about how ridiculous that sounded. But there are people 0:03:16.520 --> 0:03:23.960 who were born when Can't Be Tamed era started, and 0:03:24.180 --> 0:03:26.990 they can legally buy, like, cigarettes in some states. 0:03:27.310 --> 0:03:28.150 Chills. 0:03:28.930 --> 0:03:30.450 Or wait, no, cigarettes are 21 now. 0:03:30.510 --> 0:03:31.370 Kids who were born in 2006 are 18. 0:03:31.350 --> 0:03:31.530 Yeah. 0:03:36.620 --> 0:03:38.760 What? They're listening right now. 0:03:38.840 --> 0:03:42.040 Natalie was born in like 2008, I'm pretty sure. She's 0:03:42.060 --> 0:03:42.800 about to be 18 this year. 0:03:42.840 --> 0:03:42.960 What? 0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:43.030 2008. 0:03:43.020 --> 0:03:43.100 No. 0:03:43.120 --> 0:03:43.290 Yes, bro. 0:03:48.980 --> 0:03:51.920 Y'all, this is like the most unk conversation ever. Like, 0:03:52.020 --> 0:03:52.990 I'm not partaking. 0:03:53.000 --> 0:03:55.120 But I don't say it. I don't engage in that 0:03:55.150 --> 0:03:57.570 in a way because I don't yearn for my youth. Thankfully, 0:03:57.630 --> 0:04:00.850 my childhood was so fucking treacherous and I wasn't allowed 0:04:00.870 --> 0:04:01.470 to be a child. 0:04:01.610 --> 0:04:05.450 You don't want to go back. Yeah, I never once. 0:04:05.510 --> 0:04:08.230 There is history. There is proof in the pudding. Not 0:04:08.410 --> 0:04:10.230 once has any of you mans or been like, God, 0:04:10.290 --> 0:04:11.290 I just wish I was 16 again. 0:04:11.310 --> 0:04:11.510 Fuck. 0:04:13.340 --> 0:04:14.000 Hell no. 0:04:14.540 --> 0:04:17.880 Hell no. And I don't want that for me, for you. Like, 0:04:17.980 --> 0:04:21.130 I don't want you to be 16 again for my sake. 0:04:21.190 --> 0:04:23.190 I know, because then I'd start tugging on your pants. 0:04:23.410 --> 0:04:26.600 I mean, that and also just like, yeah. 0:04:26.980 --> 0:04:27.580 I was crazy. 0:04:28.320 --> 0:04:29.570 No, I'll tell you. 0:04:29.710 --> 0:04:32.030 Well, because you had a big stinking crush on him. 0:04:32.050 --> 0:04:34.210 Yeah. That's why I just said I'd be tugging on 0:04:34.230 --> 0:04:34.830 his pants. 0:04:34.990 --> 0:04:37.130 And you was obsessed with me. She straddled me and 0:04:37.150 --> 0:04:37.589 made out with me. 0:04:37.610 --> 0:04:39.930 And now guess what? The roles were reversed because last night, 0:04:40.029 --> 0:04:42.270 who was all up on me? 0:04:42.350 --> 0:04:44.430 I tried to tell you. I told you. I told you. 0:04:44.450 --> 0:04:46.450 Because last night, he was saying a bunch of shit 0:04:46.470 --> 0:04:46.710 to me. 0:04:46.770 --> 0:04:47.710 I didn't say anything. 0:04:47.750 --> 0:04:48.070 No, okay. 0:04:48.089 --> 0:04:48.570 This I don't know about. 0:04:48.589 --> 0:04:50.070 He was saying like, I'm going to fuck you. 0:04:50.150 --> 0:04:50.830 Okay, okay. 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:52.580 And I was like, Drew, chill. 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:53.380 Chill out. 0:04:54.100 --> 0:04:55.400 And then I told Enya, I was like, you're sleeping 0:04:55.420 --> 0:04:56.839 in bed with him tonight. You better be careful. 0:04:57.020 --> 0:04:58.000 Bitch, I rolled over. 0:04:58.080 --> 0:05:00.060 I'm drinking my small potion, by the way. 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:00.339 Yeah. 0:05:00.560 --> 0:05:03.390 I rolled over and latched on to fucking Enya. And 0:05:03.430 --> 0:05:05.930 I woke up and I was like, whoa. Like, I 0:05:05.990 --> 0:05:08.230 was like, it probably felt good in your sleep, though. 0:05:08.250 --> 0:05:10.589 But I was like on you. Like, my hand was like. 0:05:11.260 --> 0:05:12.300 under your neck here. 0:05:12.360 --> 0:05:14.140 No, no, you fully just had me. 0:05:14.320 --> 0:05:15.620 It was like a proper cuddle. 0:05:15.640 --> 0:05:16.560 You had your way with me. 0:05:16.560 --> 0:05:18.560 I had your way with your sleeping body, baby. 0:05:18.580 --> 0:05:19.500 You had your way with me. 0:05:19.500 --> 0:05:20.960 And low-key, you loved it, though. 0:05:20.980 --> 0:05:22.590 Yeah, I was down. You loved it. I thought I 0:05:22.580 --> 0:05:25.969 felt protected, although I'm pretty sure we weigh the exact 0:05:26.010 --> 0:05:29.469 same amount. So who's protecting who? Like, bitch. 0:05:29.570 --> 0:05:33.370 Well, that's what I always say. But also, we... Oh, no, 0:05:33.390 --> 0:05:34.390 because I am like. 0:05:34.850 --> 0:05:35.350 I am like. 0:05:36.070 --> 0:05:38.210 Oh, I know what I'm saying. If someone's coming up 0:05:38.230 --> 0:05:39.680 to us, We're both running. 0:05:39.880 --> 0:05:40.260 Yeah. 0:05:40.320 --> 0:05:41.920 I'm not going to be there being like, oh, yeah, 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:44.159 I'll take care of him. What the fuck am I. 0:05:44.080 --> 0:05:44.339 Going to do? 0:05:44.339 --> 0:05:45.960 They're going to snap us like twigs, bro. 0:05:46.020 --> 0:05:48.799 Yeah, I'm going to run. Our best bet, running. 0:05:48.860 --> 0:05:54.980 Your best bet, carry on. Clock it. We got in 0:05:55.010 --> 0:05:56.500 a fight in our sleep last night. 0:05:56.560 --> 0:05:57.719 That's what Drew was telling me. 0:05:57.740 --> 0:05:58.240 We got in a fight. 0:05:58.260 --> 0:06:00.760 I do not recall this. No, we literally got into 0:06:00.779 --> 0:06:03.420 like a little like back and forth. Like I, either 0:06:03.520 --> 0:06:06.599 you or me, one of us was talking in our sleep. 0:06:06.620 --> 0:06:08.219 Which it sounds like you would start that because you 0:06:08.300 --> 0:06:09.820 talk in your sleep kind of often. 0:06:10.040 --> 0:06:12.040 Oh, that's so cute. I love that. I love that 0:06:12.080 --> 0:06:15.240 about myself. But no, one of us was talking in 0:06:15.279 --> 0:06:17.240 our sleep and I think I was talking in my 0:06:17.279 --> 0:06:19.160 sleep and you were like, what are you saying? Like what, 0:06:19.200 --> 0:06:20.680 like literally, what are you talking about? And I was like, 0:06:20.960 --> 0:06:24.150 I just kept mumbling. And then like you like, Kept 0:06:24.170 --> 0:06:27.310 getting more angry at me because I wasn't making any sense. 0:06:27.710 --> 0:06:29.980 And then like I started getting frustrated because I was like, 0:06:30.100 --> 0:06:32.200 I'm speaking very clearly. 0:06:32.320 --> 0:06:35.239 I'm speaking very clearly right now. 0:06:35.800 --> 0:06:38.320 I'm speaking very queerly right now. 0:06:38.460 --> 0:06:38.580 Yeah. 0:06:38.640 --> 0:06:39.440 And let me be queer. 0:06:39.600 --> 0:06:40.940 And let me be queer. Let me be queer. What 0:06:40.960 --> 0:06:43.729 would Barack Obama be like? And let me be queer. 0:06:43.750 --> 0:06:45.070 Cut your feed off dot com. 0:06:45.250 --> 0:06:47.190 Oh my God. Cut your feed off dot com. Like 0:06:47.770 --> 0:06:50.560 a video came up on my feed today. And it 0:06:50.870 --> 0:06:53.670 was just talking about cutyourfeetoff.com, which I think is a 0:06:53.710 --> 0:06:55.990 fetish website to get people to chop their feet off. 0:06:56.029 --> 0:06:57.930 And I ended up on it by accident because I 0:06:57.950 --> 0:07:00.490 went to Daisy Chain Festival and I also got locked 0:07:00.650 --> 0:07:02.270 and stuck there for two hours. 0:07:02.290 --> 0:07:03.070 Wait, it's a real website? 0:07:03.089 --> 0:07:04.070 So when I got home, my feet hurt so bad, 0:07:04.130 --> 0:07:05.470 I went to cut your... Huh? 0:07:05.930 --> 0:07:07.469 It's a real website? Yes. 0:07:07.930 --> 0:07:09.330 Or I don't know. Me say yes. 0:07:09.390 --> 0:07:10.500 Yes, dude. 0:07:10.740 --> 0:07:15.020 I woke up and the first thing I heard was. 0:07:14.620 --> 0:07:20.940 From Drew's phone. It was like... This website, cutyourfeetoff.com. So 0:07:20.980 --> 0:07:25.280 there's a website called cutyourfeetoff.com. It was like an AI. Drew, 0:07:25.540 --> 0:07:26.640 what did you say the other day? 0:07:26.680 --> 0:07:30.940 You said, because obviously, RIP Dolly Parton. 0:07:30.960 --> 0:07:34.280 RIP Tim Curry. Rest in peace. 0:07:34.580 --> 0:07:35.380 That's terrible. 0:07:36.300 --> 0:07:37.640 Worst week to be gay ever. 0:07:37.670 --> 0:07:41.350 Drew said, dude, people are dying who've never died before. 0:07:41.370 --> 0:07:44.010 Well, that's not my joke. That's not my joke. It's 0:07:44.050 --> 0:07:47.040 like a Twitter thing. It's like... there are people out 0:07:47.060 --> 0:07:49.980 here dying that have never died. There are people out 0:07:50.020 --> 0:07:53.250 here dying that have never died before. I was like, well, yeah, 0:07:53.260 --> 0:07:57.490 they've never died before. They're fucking alive. That's the point. 0:07:58.010 --> 0:08:02.770 It was like something about lock your favorite celebrity up 0:08:02.790 --> 0:08:04.989 because there's people out here dying that have never died before. 0:08:05.370 --> 0:08:07.890 And that's literally how I felt about Dolly Parton and 0:08:07.910 --> 0:08:08.510 Tim Curry. 0:08:08.610 --> 0:08:10.070 Do you think if you would have been with her 0:08:10.090 --> 0:08:11.890 that it wouldn't have happened? 0:08:13.090 --> 0:08:13.750 I would have stopped 9-11, yeah. 0:08:14.890 --> 0:08:15.870 That's what Mark Wahlberg says. 0:08:15.930 --> 0:08:17.100 If I was on the plane, I would have stopped now. 0:08:17.110 --> 0:08:18.770 He said it would not have gone down like that. 0:08:18.790 --> 0:08:19.270 I feel him. 0:08:19.290 --> 0:08:20.430 And yeah, I actually feel him. 0:08:20.450 --> 0:08:21.250 You probably do. 0:08:21.270 --> 0:08:23.380 You're probably like, yeah, I would have taken care of business. 0:08:23.440 --> 0:08:25.560 Bitch, no. Y'all are a bit too calm. 0:08:26.280 --> 0:08:30.500 Like, bitch, how am I the only one in here 0:08:30.640 --> 0:08:32.400 not staging a coup? 0:08:32.420 --> 0:08:37.140 God, we all get in this together. You probably fucking won't. 0:08:37.160 --> 0:08:40.120 I don't want bodies on that plane. Oh, the fuck? 0:08:40.160 --> 0:08:41.380 Like, at least 10 people might die. 0:08:41.400 --> 0:08:42.120 You're freaking me weird. 0:08:43.490 --> 0:08:45.230 You're taking me to the Pentagon? 0:08:45.510 --> 0:08:48.110 Well, do they have the black box recordings? Like, were 0:08:48.130 --> 0:08:50.530 people trying to get in there to even try to 0:08:50.550 --> 0:08:51.230 stop it? 0:08:51.250 --> 0:08:53.390 I think the Pentagon, or the one that crashed in 0:08:53.410 --> 0:08:55.660 the field, people rose up and stopped it. 0:08:55.710 --> 0:08:56.910 And it ended up being in a field. 0:08:56.990 --> 0:08:58.490 And it ended up in a field. And it paid off. 0:08:58.750 --> 0:09:00.750 Well, I think they all died, but they saved a 0:09:00.750 --> 0:09:01.930 lot of lives. But they saved, yeah, because a lot 0:09:01.950 --> 0:09:03.110 of people died in those buildings. 0:09:04.200 --> 0:09:05.500 I'm still dead at you. 0:09:05.540 --> 0:09:07.059 Like, come on. 0:09:07.340 --> 0:09:08.600 It's like yesterday on the beach. 0:09:08.620 --> 0:09:11.220 Guys, if we all put our minds together, we can 0:09:11.240 --> 0:09:11.740 do this. 0:09:11.980 --> 0:09:16.679 It literally, like, yesterday at the beach, I saw a 0:09:16.820 --> 0:09:23.690 bunch of birds, like, seabirds, attacking this, like, person's thing. 0:09:23.710 --> 0:09:24.790 They went into the water. 0:09:24.809 --> 0:09:25.910 This person. 0:09:25.970 --> 0:09:28.010 This person. No, like, they're, like, picnic. They had a 0:09:28.010 --> 0:09:28.350 bunch of food. 0:09:28.390 --> 0:09:28.670 Yeah, yeah. 0:09:29.309 --> 0:09:30.490 They obviously. 0:09:30.710 --> 0:09:32.370 They were going in on their camp. Yeah. 0:09:32.390 --> 0:09:34.750 Well, they obviously, like, didn't know to protect their food 0:09:34.790 --> 0:09:36.410 from the birds because they don't give a fuck. 0:09:36.429 --> 0:09:37.250 Me, when I'm the dumbest person. 0:09:37.270 --> 0:09:40.750 Bitch, I watched them open bags of Doritos. Like, the 0:09:40.790 --> 0:09:43.030 birds opened the bags. I have it on video, by 0:09:43.050 --> 0:09:45.520 the way. They opened the bags of Doritos and then, like, 0:09:45.540 --> 0:09:47.380 would throw it around to get chips out and all 0:09:47.400 --> 0:09:49.460 of them would swarm. They did it twice and then 0:09:49.500 --> 0:09:52.819 they went for the baguette. They went for the faggot. What? Yeah, 0:09:52.840 --> 0:09:53.840 they went for the faggot. 0:09:53.980 --> 0:09:54.720 They went for you? 0:09:55.140 --> 0:09:56.000 How could they carry you? 0:09:56.020 --> 0:09:58.140 Because you're so heavy. 0:09:58.860 --> 0:09:59.400 He's all big. 0:10:00.679 --> 0:10:04.560 Double homicide wow double homicide. 0:10:04.280 --> 0:10:07.610 No they went for the faggot and they um started 0:10:07.660 --> 0:10:09.410 ripping it to shreds but the people came back by 0:10:09.450 --> 0:10:12.010 then but all of the birds were like standing around 0:10:12.090 --> 0:10:14.110 just like watching these like scared of these people and 0:10:14.130 --> 0:10:16.850 i was like there's like 800 birds around this person's 0:10:16.890 --> 0:10:20.260 like beach set up like if they rose up together 0:10:20.340 --> 0:10:23.100 they could take over if the birds knew if the 0:10:23.160 --> 0:10:26.119 birds knew that they have power in numbers like it 0:10:26.140 --> 0:10:28.110 would be over for us i'm telling you right now. 0:10:27.970 --> 0:10:31.150 They do but they have pea-sized little fucking brains yeah 0:10:31.410 --> 0:10:35.270 i hate seagulls i wish seagulls away from the earth 0:10:35.650 --> 0:10:38.150 i banish you i banish you if i was god 0:10:38.170 --> 0:10:41.580 for a day get rid because also they bully pigeons 0:10:41.640 --> 0:10:42.620 and i'm like bitch fuck. 0:10:42.480 --> 0:10:44.740 I saw it happen actually i have a video of 0:10:44.920 --> 0:10:47.480 it i have a video of a big ass like 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:50.559 Evil seagull, like, chomping, like, literally trying to bite it. 0:10:50.580 --> 0:10:52.610 Seagulls are pretty lit, though, because have you ever had... 0:10:52.450 --> 0:10:53.929 Or I don't know if I'm thinking of seagulls or... 0:10:54.190 --> 0:10:55.110 I'm thinking of pelicans. 0:10:55.390 --> 0:10:56.050 Pelicans are cool. 0:10:56.070 --> 0:10:57.450 Pelicans are the ones that. 0:10:57.870 --> 0:10:58.330 They're cool. 0:10:58.350 --> 0:10:59.190 They eat from the water. 0:10:59.210 --> 0:11:02.760 Seagulls, I'm like, you're loud as fuck. You're, like, annoying 0:11:02.820 --> 0:11:03.260 as shit. 0:11:03.620 --> 0:11:07.820 Wow, God's creations are beautiful. Like, a pelican... Is that 0:11:07.840 --> 0:11:08.819 the one with the big, like. 0:11:10.480 --> 0:11:13.600 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. He's the guzzler. 0:11:13.660 --> 0:11:15.620 No, that's the first thing they went for. Or no, 0:11:15.700 --> 0:11:17.620 after the Doritos, what did they go for? 0:11:17.750 --> 0:11:18.210 Faggot. 0:11:18.260 --> 0:11:19.380 Yeah, that's what that is. Yeah. 0:11:19.750 --> 0:11:22.290 But wait, let me show you all the videos. Is 0:11:22.330 --> 0:11:24.710 that fun for y'all? Does everybody want to see my 0:11:24.770 --> 0:11:25.990 videos of these birds? 0:11:26.010 --> 0:11:26.970 That sounds awesome. 0:11:27.250 --> 0:11:30.070 Like, it's really fun. Wait, let me first show this picture. 0:11:30.750 --> 0:11:31.130 Of me. 0:11:31.350 --> 0:11:33.710 Oh, Drew did look so good. You sent me that. 0:11:33.730 --> 0:11:34.770 You just texted me that. 0:11:34.809 --> 0:11:36.620 I was sitting on the couch and Drew just tapped 0:11:36.650 --> 0:11:38.860 my shoulder and like I turned over and it was 0:11:38.900 --> 0:11:40.480 just a picture of him. Mind you, there was like 0:11:40.540 --> 0:11:41.640 six people in the living room. 0:11:42.280 --> 0:11:45.059 And I don't give a fuck. Six or seven people. 0:11:49.640 --> 0:11:53.420 Also, I just want to say this again because I 0:11:53.460 --> 0:11:57.480 don't know if enough people heard it, but I saw. 0:11:57.500 --> 0:11:59.620 Show speed? No. 0:11:59.640 --> 0:11:59.699 No. 0:12:00.460 --> 0:12:05.520 I saw Emma Chamberlain again dyed her hair because she's 0:12:05.540 --> 0:12:07.640 been blonde for the longest time, but she still is 0:12:07.660 --> 0:12:08.359 keeping it short. 0:12:08.960 --> 0:12:09.180 Girl. 0:12:09.200 --> 0:12:09.940 Where is your hair? 0:12:10.280 --> 0:12:10.679 Girl. 0:12:11.120 --> 0:12:13.100 Where is your hair? 0:12:13.160 --> 0:12:13.920 And Gracie Abrams, too. 0:12:13.940 --> 0:12:16.540 Where is your hair? Gracie Abrams, where is your hair? 0:12:16.559 --> 0:12:17.280 Mitski. 0:12:17.420 --> 0:12:18.120 Chapel Roan. 0:12:18.650 --> 0:12:18.970 Yes. 0:12:19.050 --> 0:12:21.630 Girl, where is your hair, girl? Where is your hair? 0:12:21.650 --> 0:12:24.610 That is the recession indicator is they're cutting their hair short. 0:12:24.670 --> 0:12:25.630 Because K-18 is expensive. 0:12:25.750 --> 0:12:26.510 K-18 is really expensive. 0:12:26.550 --> 0:12:26.670 Yeah. 0:12:29.840 --> 0:12:31.760 Well, yeah, the more hair you have, I can tell 0:12:31.780 --> 0:12:35.000 you from experience with my long hair, I use way 0:12:35.040 --> 0:12:36.740 more shit than when I have short hair. 0:12:36.760 --> 0:12:37.660 You wash your hair with shit? 0:12:38.160 --> 0:12:40.200 No, Drew, I don't wash my hair with shit. He 0:12:40.220 --> 0:12:40.660 said he has. 0:12:40.640 --> 0:12:43.240 Way more shit, so maybe he actually saves on shit. 0:12:43.540 --> 0:12:46.600 Oh, he saves, yeah. But the thing is, he made 0:12:46.620 --> 0:12:47.500 me smell his hair earlier. 0:12:47.520 --> 0:12:48.360 I got a new shampoo. 0:12:48.400 --> 0:12:50.100 It smelled like dog shit. 0:12:50.559 --> 0:12:51.160 Did it really? 0:12:51.200 --> 0:12:52.540 Are you collecting dog shit? 0:12:52.760 --> 0:12:54.520 Somebody told me the other day that I smelled like 0:12:54.570 --> 0:12:59.490 a dirty flower. And I was like a dirty flower. 0:12:59.670 --> 0:13:00.510 The worst smell. 0:13:00.390 --> 0:13:00.750 In the world. 0:13:00.770 --> 0:13:02.650 I kind of like that because to me, I like 0:13:02.670 --> 0:13:05.610 a lot of white floral tones in perfume. 0:13:05.929 --> 0:13:08.580 Like the ones that almost smell like bad breath, but 0:13:08.600 --> 0:13:09.260 they don't quite. 0:13:09.280 --> 0:13:10.000 Yes. 0:13:10.020 --> 0:13:11.340 Jasmine, iris. 0:13:11.940 --> 0:13:14.420 And I like that to be mixed with... I do 0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:18.579 have the cigarette and jasmine, like that one perfume. Oh, from. 0:13:18.600 --> 0:13:19.320 I know what you're talking about. 0:13:19.340 --> 0:13:22.360 And that's what I think of when... What was it? Like, 0:13:22.380 --> 0:13:24.200 dirty flowers? That smells like a dirty flower to me. 0:13:24.220 --> 0:13:26.200 So I'm like, okay, okay. I would take that compliment. 0:13:26.220 --> 0:13:27.620 That smells like a dirty flower to me. 0:13:27.880 --> 0:13:29.319 Well, you know, I was going to say, that's the 0:13:29.340 --> 0:13:31.680 dirty flower. I know the smell of a dirty flower. 0:13:31.720 --> 0:13:32.020 Trust. 0:13:33.620 --> 0:13:37.630 The worst smell in the world, though, however, like, I actually, like, 0:13:37.730 --> 0:13:40.070 I think this is my least favorite smell on this planet. Like, 0:13:40.110 --> 0:13:44.250 you could actually take a rotting bag of shit, piss, 0:13:44.270 --> 0:13:46.510 and cum that's been sitting out in the sun 120 0:13:46.510 --> 0:13:49.339 degrees for two weeks, open it in my room, and 0:13:49.380 --> 0:13:54.429 I'd be okay with it. But Take the rotting stems 0:13:54.710 --> 0:13:57.949 and the rotten water from, like, a bouquet of flowers 0:13:58.030 --> 0:14:02.920 in a vase. Like, that smell haunts me. It's disgusting. 0:14:02.960 --> 0:14:04.500 Like, that is the worst smell. Like, why does it 0:14:04.620 --> 0:14:05.620 smell like that? 0:14:06.120 --> 0:14:10.200 Getting rid of flowers destroys the whole vibe of having 0:14:10.240 --> 0:14:11.360 fresh flowers in your house. 0:14:11.380 --> 0:14:12.320 You just gotta keep having them up. 0:14:12.340 --> 0:14:16.670 Even if you go forth and, like, spend the exuberant 0:14:16.710 --> 0:14:20.650 amount of money it costs to have just cut flowers... 0:14:21.360 --> 0:14:24.650 in your house, it is going to smell like nuked 0:14:25.030 --> 0:14:25.950 dog surgery. 0:14:25.990 --> 0:14:29.450 Yeah, it's going to smell like straight dog surgery, bitch. 0:14:29.470 --> 0:14:33.240 That's pregnancy piss. That's the first piss after a pregnancy. 0:14:33.260 --> 0:14:36.320 It's going to smell like dog abortion in there. 0:14:36.340 --> 0:14:37.740 No, no. 0:14:37.780 --> 0:14:37.840 Go. 0:14:40.050 --> 0:14:41.910 What? What's wrong with you? I love you. 0:14:42.010 --> 0:14:42.930 There's nothing wrong with Nunu. 0:14:42.950 --> 0:14:45.030 Nobody wants to ask me about my daisy chain. 0:14:45.110 --> 0:14:46.050 I want Nunu. 0:14:46.430 --> 0:14:47.770 And yet, how was your daisy chain? 0:14:47.790 --> 0:14:49.430 Yeah, did you get any Nunu there? Did you get 0:14:49.470 --> 0:14:49.950 any Nookie? 0:14:50.010 --> 0:14:50.750 I want Nunu. 0:14:51.110 --> 0:14:52.050 I want Nunu. 0:14:52.210 --> 0:14:52.720 How was it? 0:14:52.770 --> 0:14:57.280 No, I did get given, um, like, uh charm bracelets 0:14:57.320 --> 0:14:58.380 what are they called the. 0:14:58.360 --> 0:15:00.200 Ones like friendship bracelet. 0:14:59.760 --> 0:15:02.310 Yeah because I was alone um but I was like 0:15:02.350 --> 0:15:05.110 drunk and I don't really remember like what the interaction 0:15:05.150 --> 0:15:07.150 was but I know that she was like oh my 0:15:07.170 --> 0:15:08.970 god are you with anyone I was like no it's 0:15:08.990 --> 0:15:11.670 just me and she was like oh my god and 0:15:11.980 --> 0:15:15.760 then gave me uh bracelets which I think in any 0:15:15.840 --> 0:15:21.080 other setting I would have found demeaning and ridiculous but 0:15:21.790 --> 0:15:24.290 You felt safe there. Baby, I was so happy. 0:15:24.330 --> 0:15:25.250 You felt real there. 0:15:25.270 --> 0:15:28.610 I'm so happy. No, I... I'm not kidding. I'm not... 0:15:28.650 --> 0:15:31.140 It's not unlike me to go to concerts alone. I like... 0:15:31.240 --> 0:15:32.680 I love going to concerts alone, but. 0:15:32.700 --> 0:15:33.940 Festival is a different story, though. 0:15:34.020 --> 0:15:40.260 Yeah, festivals. Also, I notoriously hate festivals. But this is 0:15:40.320 --> 0:15:42.160 lit because it was only a day. Like, I don't 0:15:42.180 --> 0:15:43.940 like festivals because I'm like, bitch, you want me? Okay. 0:15:44.340 --> 0:15:45.510 Two days, three days in a row. 0:15:45.520 --> 0:15:46.500 Bus, bus. Another bus. 0:15:46.570 --> 0:15:47.070 Another bus. 0:15:47.090 --> 0:15:48.310 Another charter bus. Another club. 0:15:48.350 --> 0:15:50.080 Like, no, I don't want to do all that. I. 0:15:50.970 --> 0:15:53.250 thought about it more, like, I was like, I didn't 0:15:53.310 --> 0:15:56.230 belong at Daisy Jane. That wasn't my space to invade. 0:15:56.290 --> 0:15:58.910 I'm happy you got to experience that. Like, that wasn't 0:15:59.290 --> 0:15:59.810 a boy. 0:15:59.930 --> 0:16:00.930 There were gay guys there. 0:16:01.430 --> 0:16:04.620 Well, maybe I'm straight. It would have been weird as fuck. 0:16:04.640 --> 0:16:06.660 They asked me to play it, but I was like, ooh, 0:16:06.780 --> 0:16:09.380 out of respect, I was like, I shouldn't. Like, I shouldn't. 0:16:09.400 --> 0:16:10.740 Well, you were in a headline. 0:16:11.360 --> 0:16:12.120 I was, I was. 0:16:12.300 --> 0:16:14.890 Sorry, I'm gonna, like, almost choke up thinking about it. 0:16:14.900 --> 0:16:17.230 You were supposed to replace Cat's Eye. 0:16:17.640 --> 0:16:19.990 Well, yeah, and I was supposed to replace Chaperone as well. 0:16:20.670 --> 0:16:24.110 And they caught me. But as I know, the future 0:16:24.190 --> 0:16:26.860 is bright. I'm playing checkers. Y'all are playing chess. 0:16:26.910 --> 0:16:34.800 Yeah. Josiah's been saying, y'all are playing checkers. I'm playing chess. 0:16:35.280 --> 0:16:36.440 Like, no, I'm playing chess. 0:16:36.460 --> 0:16:37.300 What's wrong with that? 0:16:38.760 --> 0:16:40.780 It's always good because like the idea of playing chess 0:16:40.840 --> 0:16:42.040 is like you keep your courts closed. 0:16:42.690 --> 0:16:47.360 Exactly close your chest yeah exactly exactly exactly and it's 0:16:47.460 --> 0:16:49.560 keto no i know no i know and what you're 0:16:49.580 --> 0:16:52.700 doing is actually really smart but it's also very dangerous 0:16:52.760 --> 0:16:55.400 very we should start doing like a pred catcher series 0:16:55.440 --> 0:16:59.520 thing that's my fucking dream bro the three. 0:16:59.400 --> 0:17:01.680 Of us doing that that's my dream that's my. 0:17:04.560 --> 0:17:06.960 Fucking dream we'd be so bad at it we'd probably 0:17:07.000 --> 0:17:11.159 lose them all the time and you'd probably start. 0:17:10.800 --> 0:17:13.740 I'd get my ass beat bro no because like yeah 0:17:13.840 --> 0:17:18.159 it's such a weird moral great uh gray ground or 0:17:18.220 --> 0:17:21.770 gray area um i was thinking of greyhounds i saw 0:17:21.790 --> 0:17:24.510 somebody do this parody of uh this is so off 0:17:24.530 --> 0:17:27.450 topic but somebody was making fun of like nepo babies 0:17:27.590 --> 0:17:31.490 but that stella lefty oh yeah I always almost say 0:17:31.570 --> 0:17:32.190 Stella Mae. 0:17:32.250 --> 0:17:33.590 Who the fuck is Stella Mae? 0:17:33.869 --> 0:17:35.650 Stella Mae sounds very familiar. 0:17:35.750 --> 0:17:37.410 Are you thinking of Ella Mae? 0:17:39.210 --> 0:17:40.710 No, I know Ella Mae. 0:17:40.730 --> 0:17:42.169 Stella Mae. 0:17:42.210 --> 0:17:43.450 Stella Mae. 0:17:43.470 --> 0:17:46.399 Who the fuck is Stella Mae? Oh, Mrs. Mayo. 0:17:47.020 --> 0:17:48.320 We know Mayo. We know Mrs. 0:17:48.359 --> 0:17:48.719 Mayo. 0:17:48.740 --> 0:17:49.439 We know Mayo. 0:17:49.500 --> 0:17:50.040 Hi, I'm Mrs. 0:17:50.100 --> 0:17:50.500 Mayo. 0:17:50.520 --> 0:17:50.580 Hi. 0:17:51.040 --> 0:17:51.840 It's nice to meet me. 0:17:51.880 --> 0:17:52.500 Hi, Mayo. 0:17:52.520 --> 0:17:55.679 Hi, Mr. Mrs. Mayo. Fucked up last name. There's some 0:17:55.700 --> 0:17:56.360 fucked up last names. 0:17:56.730 --> 0:17:58.389 I hooked up with someone one time and they pointed 0:17:58.410 --> 0:18:00.310 to my 40 tattoo on my thigh and said, is 0:18:00.350 --> 0:18:01.800 that a tub of mayo? 0:18:01.859 --> 0:18:03.320 Oh, I know who you're talking about. 0:18:04.280 --> 0:18:06.659 Don't play in my fucking face. It is a 40. 0:18:06.660 --> 0:18:08.900 I could see that, though. It looks like a tub 0:18:08.940 --> 0:18:09.260 of mayo. 0:18:09.280 --> 0:18:10.040 It could be mayo. 0:18:10.060 --> 0:18:10.600 I wish. 0:18:10.640 --> 0:18:11.480 You do love mayo. 0:18:11.580 --> 0:18:13.060 I love mayo. 0:18:18.910 --> 0:18:20.710 That's how you'd be acting at night, though. You, like, 0:18:20.730 --> 0:18:22.440 get a big bowl of it and you bring. 0:18:22.340 --> 0:18:23.280 It to me. You're like, look. 0:18:23.300 --> 0:18:25.620 And I'm like, ew, Drew, you're telling me you're eating, like, 0:18:26.060 --> 0:18:27.879 probably two, three cups. 0:18:27.760 --> 0:18:30.179 Of mayo right now? But it's a really hard decision 0:18:30.220 --> 0:18:32.570 to make every night because by the time my food 0:18:32.609 --> 0:18:33.030 is in my room. 0:18:33.050 --> 0:18:36.270 You eat like a stray cat being semi-fed by a 0:18:36.330 --> 0:18:37.350 middle-class family in 2006. 0:18:37.330 --> 0:18:37.399 And. 0:18:37.410 --> 0:18:37.610 Like.... 0:18:39.530 --> 0:18:39.910 And did. 0:18:40.090 --> 0:18:43.360 The fact that you cannot eat without falling asleep is just, like, 0:18:43.600 --> 0:18:46.659 it's normal to get tired after you eat, especially, like. 0:18:46.700 --> 0:18:47.140 If it's dense. 0:18:47.160 --> 0:18:47.710 But to knock out? 0:18:48.200 --> 0:18:49.580 Yeah, but to pass out? Anytime I say that to somebody, 0:18:49.600 --> 0:18:50.520 they're like, oh, he should. 0:18:50.560 --> 0:18:52.300 Like, go to the doctor. And I have. I have 0:18:52.359 --> 0:18:53.979 so many times. I have so many times. I know, 0:18:54.010 --> 0:18:57.679 I know, I know. He's, like, the boy who... they 0:18:57.700 --> 0:19:00.520 couldn't find the cure for yes yes. 0:19:00.440 --> 0:19:03.240 No he's the boy who kept somehow picking the weirdest 0:19:03.320 --> 0:19:05.659 doctors ever who would lose. 0:19:05.300 --> 0:19:08.020 His blood remember when I got molested by my doctor 0:19:08.040 --> 0:19:10.440 yeah very weird like not too gorgeous did he text 0:19:10.460 --> 0:19:11.619 you like in the middle of the night or something 0:19:11.660 --> 0:19:14.160 yes he just was texting me a bunch of weird creepy. 0:19:13.880 --> 0:19:16.520 Shit yeah do you remember that after. 0:19:16.180 --> 0:19:18.699 Like touching my balls for no reason like he had 0:19:18.720 --> 0:19:21.440 no right yeah revoke the hippo yeah revoke the hippo 0:19:21.460 --> 0:19:25.830 take the hippo back revoke mu dang wait mu dang 0:19:25.869 --> 0:19:26.270 mu dang. 0:19:26.190 --> 0:19:28.490 Is dead by the way Not kidding. 0:19:28.650 --> 0:19:31.879 They ate her. You know the little pygmy hippo? 0:19:32.180 --> 0:19:34.060 The little hippo. The little baby hippo from like two 0:19:34.080 --> 0:19:34.480 or three years ago. 0:19:34.500 --> 0:19:34.860 It died already? 0:19:34.880 --> 0:19:36.320 What the fuck did they do to it? Because somebody 0:19:36.340 --> 0:19:38.300 ate it. And then they farted. Guys, Enya said one 0:19:38.359 --> 0:19:39.459 of the greatest bars of all time. 0:19:40.150 --> 0:19:49.380 Guys, Enya said one of the greatest bars of all 0:19:49.440 --> 0:19:53.679 time that actually had the whole fucking squad laughing. And 0:19:53.720 --> 0:19:55.700 I had to do a post-game interview. Bitch, I almost 0:19:55.720 --> 0:19:59.120 signed up for improv right there. No, literally. The way 0:19:59.300 --> 0:20:02.459 the room cackled when they heard this, it's not going 0:20:02.480 --> 0:20:04.219 to come off as funny as it was last night 0:20:04.270 --> 0:20:06.149 because she was just really in a flow state and 0:20:06.170 --> 0:20:08.050 we were all bouncing off of each other or bouncing 0:20:08.090 --> 0:20:10.460 on each other. But we were talking about how the 0:20:10.500 --> 0:20:13.760 housing market is so bad and, like, everybody in this 0:20:13.800 --> 0:20:15.020 country is broke. Yeah. 0:20:15.040 --> 0:20:16.619 Oh, yeah. And a recession. 0:20:16.700 --> 0:20:18.340 And you said, yeah, it's so bad. 0:20:19.520 --> 0:20:22.000 Hoes are buying sardines and living in the can. 0:20:22.200 --> 0:20:26.460 People are eating sardines and then living in the can. 0:20:26.480 --> 0:20:31.370 Because those tin houses that they sell on Amazon for 0:20:31.450 --> 0:20:34.710 like $ 25, 000, bitch. And then you turn into, the craziest 0:20:34.750 --> 0:20:37.310 part is you turn into the fish, not the fish. 0:20:37.630 --> 0:20:39.690 Well, you're all packed in there. 0:20:39.710 --> 0:20:42.270 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory style. That's how you have 0:20:42.290 --> 0:20:42.810 to sleep in there. 0:20:43.640 --> 0:20:47.180 But that's how we all like kind of basically choose. 0:20:46.940 --> 0:20:49.939 That is literally y'all the grandparents that are like brain 0:20:49.960 --> 0:20:52.169 dead like last night i was looking at them in 0:20:52.190 --> 0:20:54.210 bed and i was like oh like i love you 0:20:54.230 --> 0:20:56.510 guys yes they are brain dead when i was like 0:20:56.710 --> 0:20:59.250 i like grapes like that's all she says she says 0:20:59.270 --> 0:21:02.929 like four times in the movie and that's you oh 0:21:02.970 --> 0:21:04.470 i feel like that's any and i feel like you're 0:21:04.490 --> 0:21:06.690 low-key the like the one who's like i'll. 0:21:06.490 --> 0:21:08.510 Go to the chocolate factory to you dude i don't 0:21:08.530 --> 0:21:10.940 think that's me i'm charlie You're obviously Charlie. 0:21:10.960 --> 0:21:12.520 I think I'm the one who's down to go. 0:21:12.420 --> 0:21:15.380 To the chocolate bar. Maybe I'm the Mad Hatter. Or 0:21:15.400 --> 0:21:16.240 Willy Wonka. 0:21:16.290 --> 0:21:19.090 Hey, but hopefully that chocolate's got a little something more 0:21:19.130 --> 0:21:20.250 than sugar in it. 0:21:20.270 --> 0:21:23.150 Not me being Cheshire Cat. Not me being Cheshire Cat. 0:21:23.170 --> 0:21:25.390 I'd be like a drug addict grandma. Cheshire Cat? 0:21:25.470 --> 0:21:26.970 Oh, because you're the happy smiler. 0:21:27.190 --> 0:21:29.390 I'm the happy fucking smiler. You're the happy grinner. 0:21:30.430 --> 0:21:30.550 Aww. 0:21:30.770 --> 0:21:31.649 I'm the happy grinner. 0:21:32.230 --> 0:21:32.850 Smile. 0:21:32.869 --> 0:21:33.550 I'm the happy smiler. 0:21:34.030 --> 0:21:35.490 You don't smile enough. I don't. 0:21:35.510 --> 0:21:36.550 You're the happy singer, too. 0:21:36.570 --> 0:21:37.490 Yeah, I am. 0:21:37.550 --> 0:21:38.170 Let it eat. 0:21:38.190 --> 0:21:39.629 Save it, save it, save it, save it. 0:21:40.880 --> 0:21:41.680 You don't have to. 0:21:41.700 --> 0:21:43.860 Give me something to sing. You don't have to sing. 0:21:44.160 --> 0:21:44.880 He doesn't have to sing. 0:21:44.920 --> 0:21:47.020 Remember how mad you singing? 0:21:48.600 --> 0:21:49.980 Oh, go ahead. 0:21:50.080 --> 0:21:50.960 I'm actually curious. 0:21:53.000 --> 0:22:01.250 No, you get better than that. It's all in the red. 0:22:01.350 --> 0:22:04.450 It's all in the red. 0:22:04.510 --> 0:22:06.330 You know what it is? Is your voice is deeper. 0:22:06.350 --> 0:22:07.369 That's one of the eight. 0:22:08.800 --> 0:22:13.459 Ah, sit you, sit you. All right, I'm getting there. No, 0:22:13.480 --> 0:22:14.260 you don't have to get there. 0:22:14.720 --> 0:22:16.480 It doesn't bother me as much. It's just because I 0:22:16.480 --> 0:22:20.619 had that fucking osmosis Jones ass disease because of my 0:22:20.680 --> 0:22:22.420 OCD with like chewing and sounds. 0:22:22.510 --> 0:22:23.649 Osmosis Jones. 0:22:23.930 --> 0:22:27.790 Yes, like the movie where Will Ferrell eats the. You 0:22:27.810 --> 0:22:29.629 were in your Will Ferrell eating. 0:22:29.670 --> 0:22:31.209 Yeah, like what is going on? 0:22:31.230 --> 0:22:33.510 Will Ferrell's diet in Osmosis Jones. 0:22:33.530 --> 0:22:36.410 Wait, not Will Ferrell. Bill Murray. 0:22:37.380 --> 0:22:39.600 Same fucking difference. Bill Murray. 0:22:39.619 --> 0:22:44.620 You're saying me? Well, he was eating the fucking yolk eggs. Josiah, 0:22:44.640 --> 0:22:48.320 you ate boiled eggs. You ate boiled. 0:22:48.140 --> 0:22:51.060 Eggs every day for like six months. 0:22:51.180 --> 0:22:53.560 And you would eat it in the car. Confident, charismatic, empathetic. 0:22:53.600 --> 0:22:55.200 He would eat it in the car. 0:22:55.400 --> 0:22:56.379 In like a Tupperware container. 0:22:56.400 --> 0:23:00.139 And he would drive from OC to like middle of 0:23:00.580 --> 0:23:01.620 LA in the hot summer. 0:23:01.640 --> 0:23:02.780 With all my groceries. 0:23:03.880 --> 0:23:07.320 All your groceries, including eggs that have sat in like 0:23:07.359 --> 0:23:09.859 a Ziploc bag or a little Tupperware. 0:23:09.980 --> 0:23:10.760 And they were good as fuck. 0:23:10.820 --> 0:23:12.700 And just like, oh my gosh. 0:23:12.720 --> 0:23:12.810 Raw. 0:23:12.830 --> 0:23:13.909 That he would eat them raw. 0:23:13.930 --> 0:23:14.950 Raw. 0:23:14.970 --> 0:23:15.629 No, you can't do that. 0:23:15.690 --> 0:23:18.030 No, I was not eating any eggs raw. That's not correct. 0:23:18.090 --> 0:23:20.530 No, I'm saying no sauce or like salt and pepper 0:23:20.570 --> 0:23:22.350 and shit. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, just pop them 0:23:22.390 --> 0:23:23.909 in there raw. Literally boiled eggs. 0:23:23.930 --> 0:23:26.840 Because it's good protein. It's very good bioavailable protein. Some 0:23:26.859 --> 0:23:27.520 of the best you can get. 0:23:27.540 --> 0:23:30.379 Well, now they all got salmonella. 0:23:30.859 --> 0:23:31.840 Yeah. Um. 0:23:32.420 --> 0:23:34.520 Yeah, I'm kind of off the eggs right now. 0:23:34.619 --> 0:23:35.310 I know, it's so annoying. 0:23:35.330 --> 0:23:37.389 I think they're tricking us, though, because the lettuce. 0:23:37.490 --> 0:23:39.570 Wait, guys, should we just not vote or do anything 0:23:39.609 --> 0:23:42.869 for midterms and kind of see where the world can 0:23:42.910 --> 0:23:45.210 go if the FDA continues to be unfunded? 0:23:45.250 --> 0:23:46.310 Yes, I love that idea. 0:23:46.330 --> 0:23:47.149 Everyone's going to die. 0:23:47.170 --> 0:23:49.129 Because we were scared Red 40 was going to be 0:23:49.150 --> 0:23:52.650 taken away. What if we don't have eggs and stuff? 0:23:52.820 --> 0:23:54.080 They're going to take away the healthy food. 0:23:54.119 --> 0:23:55.399 They start making the Red 40. 0:23:55.400 --> 0:23:57.260 They're going to take away the healthy food. They're going 0:23:57.280 --> 0:23:59.260 to feed us all the poison and then sell us 0:23:59.280 --> 0:24:00.140 the cure with Ozimbic. 0:24:00.590 --> 0:24:03.150 It's so textbook. It's literally like, hey, we're the government. 0:24:03.190 --> 0:24:06.300 And by the way, lettuce and eggs are poison. And 0:24:06.340 --> 0:24:08.139 it's like, okay, so we can't eat anything healthy. 0:24:08.160 --> 0:24:15.460 Josiah's been saying jackass lately. 0:24:15.480 --> 0:24:19.350 Yeah, fucking jackass. That's the best feeling, though. Like, Josh 0:24:19.619 --> 0:24:20.429 is a jackass. 0:24:20.550 --> 0:24:21.490 Josh is a jackass. 0:24:21.510 --> 0:24:22.350 It's driving me insane. 0:24:22.410 --> 0:24:26.330 Yeah. Lucas, ugh. I don't find Lucas to. 0:24:26.310 --> 0:24:26.710 Be a jackass. 0:24:26.750 --> 0:24:28.630 Lucas gets me all high, like my neck. 0:24:28.670 --> 0:24:31.570 Yeah, you guys just have like a very like little 0:24:31.630 --> 0:24:33.389 brothers of the family ass relationship. 0:24:33.619 --> 0:24:36.879 Yeah, they're always fighting. Lucas and Josh and Josiah are 0:24:36.970 --> 0:24:39.820 always arguing. Especially Lucas though. And he's been trying it 0:24:39.840 --> 0:24:42.480 with me recently. Last night he was like really getting 0:24:42.540 --> 0:24:43.159 on my shit. 0:24:43.580 --> 0:24:45.820 Yeah, it literally is you, Josie. 0:24:45.900 --> 0:24:46.880 I do my own thing. 0:24:46.900 --> 0:24:51.400 You're the common denominator. You're like an antagonizer for sure. 0:24:51.460 --> 0:24:52.760 You're the happy antagonizer. 0:24:52.780 --> 0:24:53.320 Yes. 0:24:53.440 --> 0:24:54.000 I'm confident. 0:24:55.230 --> 0:24:55.550 Period. 0:24:56.250 --> 0:24:56.450 Yes. 0:24:57.650 --> 0:24:59.629 Josiah is so confident, actually. 0:24:59.650 --> 0:25:01.780 Well, I'm confident and charismatic. 0:25:02.800 --> 0:25:04.500 I would say I'm charismatic. I wouldn't say I'm confident. 0:25:04.720 --> 0:25:07.520 I'm not confident at all. I wish I was more confident. 0:25:07.580 --> 0:25:10.240 I think you're confident in a lot of aspects. I 0:25:10.260 --> 0:25:13.310 think you're confident in self and decision making. 0:25:13.430 --> 0:25:16.510 With the way you look, your confidence is just incredible 0:25:16.550 --> 0:25:19.250 to me. What? 0:25:19.270 --> 0:25:21.600 What? With the way you look here. 0:25:21.640 --> 0:25:23.600 He's saying, like, considering the way you look. 0:25:23.880 --> 0:25:25.550 Yeah. It's surprising you're so confident. 0:25:25.570 --> 0:25:26.710 Oh, he finds you to be brave. 0:25:26.970 --> 0:25:29.200 I just would not be as confident as you. 0:25:29.210 --> 0:25:32.210 The way I look is my least confident. I'm like, oh, 0:25:32.690 --> 0:25:34.689 I'm the monster roaming the street. 0:25:35.090 --> 0:25:35.590 Oh, no. 0:25:35.910 --> 0:25:38.690 Like the barbarian mom, like, under the couch. That's just 0:25:38.710 --> 0:25:39.280 not true, Jesse. 0:25:39.340 --> 0:25:41.520 That is simply not true. Let's ask the audience. 0:25:42.480 --> 0:25:43.200 Literally everyone. 0:25:43.220 --> 0:25:45.580 Put it down below. You'll be surprised. 0:25:46.260 --> 0:25:48.280 All the happy smilers are going to come out and 0:25:48.300 --> 0:25:49.230 they're going to smile for you. 0:25:49.250 --> 0:25:52.310 The sad frowners. 0:25:54.430 --> 0:25:56.070 Would you ever cut your hair short and get like 0:25:56.090 --> 0:25:56.630 a boycott? 0:25:56.930 --> 0:25:58.280 I've thought about it recently. 0:25:58.300 --> 0:25:59.699 On your debut album. 0:26:00.450 --> 0:26:01.210 Hello. 0:26:01.230 --> 0:26:02.790 I'm a boy now. 0:26:02.830 --> 0:26:05.230 That's a little too dramatic because you have such a 0:26:05.310 --> 0:26:07.710 girlish look. It would really read like. 0:26:08.030 --> 0:26:08.950 You just came out. 0:26:08.970 --> 0:26:10.820 I just came out as straight. 0:26:10.900 --> 0:26:12.260 No, you came out as a lesbian. 0:26:12.460 --> 0:26:13.380 Fuck you, bro. 0:26:13.400 --> 0:26:14.659 I'm going to get a beard. 0:26:14.680 --> 0:26:14.740 Ew. 0:26:15.200 --> 0:26:15.400 Ew. 0:26:16.960 --> 0:26:20.859 I'll be a boy forever. I have congestion. 0:26:21.220 --> 0:26:21.959 I'm like Peter Pan. 0:26:22.020 --> 0:26:23.060 And you're like porn. 0:26:23.760 --> 0:26:26.110 Half of it yeah it probably is whatever like this 0:26:26.350 --> 0:26:29.629 is she's drinking blue it's my shield she's drinking blue 0:26:29.830 --> 0:26:32.189 well I had to I needed some shields because I 0:26:32.210 --> 0:26:34.600 feel like I'm around spirits that are kind. 0:26:34.490 --> 0:26:40.120 Of dangerous um monitoring spirits older women just pay attention 0:26:40.260 --> 0:26:43.970 older women posting on IG posting on Facebook posting on TikTok, 0:26:44.369 --> 0:26:47.610 they love that goddamn portrait mode on the camera. They 0:26:47.750 --> 0:26:49.290 love the blurred background. 0:26:49.310 --> 0:26:50.750 Maybe because they're the star. 0:26:50.890 --> 0:26:53.470 In this moment, all eyes are on me. 0:26:53.730 --> 0:26:55.909 And a very rare thing most older women can say that. 0:26:55.930 --> 0:26:58.790 Even on FaceTime. Even on FaceTime, they love the portrait mode. 0:26:58.810 --> 0:27:00.070 My mom has it on FaceTime. My mom has it 0:27:00.570 --> 0:27:01.290 on FaceTime, too. 0:27:02.170 --> 0:27:03.149 My mom doesn't have it on. 0:27:03.530 --> 0:27:07.429 Okay. Camera died. The TV glowed. The TV glowed. Or 0:27:07.450 --> 0:27:07.869 is it glue? 0:27:07.890 --> 0:27:09.310 Yeah, so the camera exploded. 0:27:09.530 --> 0:27:12.109 Yeah, I mean, it's actually, it might have been broken 0:27:12.190 --> 0:27:14.510 for real. It might be broken. 0:27:14.530 --> 0:27:16.190 And there's nothing to laugh about in that department. 0:27:16.210 --> 0:27:19.570 We have a huge upgrade. We're using Josh's massive cinema camera. 0:27:19.590 --> 0:27:20.690 Thank you, Josh! 0:27:20.790 --> 0:27:22.780 So the thing is, everybody's going to see this and 0:27:22.820 --> 0:27:24.660 be like, why have they not been using this fucking 0:27:24.680 --> 0:27:29.000 camera the whole time? But any conversation we were having 0:27:29.040 --> 0:27:31.840 before that, like, doesn't matter anymore because. 0:27:31.859 --> 0:27:32.660 Things have changed. 0:27:33.280 --> 0:27:33.840 I recorded. 0:27:33.920 --> 0:27:35.660 What did it frames 20 minutes make? 0:27:35.980 --> 0:27:40.080 I recorded a TikTok in between. I was just like, oh, 0:27:40.109 --> 0:27:42.679 let me invent, like, a new TikTok trend. So I 0:27:42.720 --> 0:27:45.810 invented a new TikTok trend and it's where you start 0:27:45.850 --> 0:27:48.370 with the ugly face and then you go to hi bitch. Also, 0:27:48.390 --> 0:27:51.110 I'm like completely joking by the way, but The most 0:27:51.170 --> 0:27:53.170 important part about this story. 0:27:53.190 --> 0:27:55.340 The craziest part about this story is you thinking you're 0:27:55.380 --> 0:27:56.580 the first person to do this. 0:27:56.700 --> 0:27:58.300 That's the craziest. 0:27:57.800 --> 0:27:58.359 Part of the story. 0:27:58.380 --> 0:27:58.649 Here we go. 0:27:58.680 --> 0:27:59.120 Here we go. 0:27:59.160 --> 0:27:59.899 Because I'm pretty. 0:27:59.780 --> 0:28:01.000 Sure that was a trend. It was. 0:28:01.100 --> 0:28:05.040 It was. But I did, like, the ugly, like, Neanderthal 0:28:05.060 --> 0:28:08.490 face thing. And then I switched to just regular mode. 0:28:08.570 --> 0:28:10.950 But when I showed Josiah, Josiah was like, oh, that's 0:28:10.990 --> 0:28:12.830 a good idea. Like, do the ugly face. And then 0:28:12.930 --> 0:28:16.109 switched to bold glamour. Bitch, he thought I had bold 0:28:16.170 --> 0:28:17.790 glamour on. That's how, like. 0:28:18.100 --> 0:28:19.800 I did because you were wearing all that damn makeup. 0:28:30.270 --> 0:28:30.869 I look good. 0:28:31.070 --> 0:28:33.470 Drew's wearing makeup all the time. He wears blush. He 0:28:33.490 --> 0:28:34.310 wears mascara. 0:28:34.330 --> 0:28:36.590 And I look good. You got so hyped up. You 0:28:36.609 --> 0:28:46.020 had absolutely nothing to say. I look good. Don't go 0:28:46.060 --> 0:28:47.480 too crazy feeling yourself now. 0:28:47.660 --> 0:28:49.420 And then Drew tried to get me. He was like, 0:28:49.460 --> 0:28:50.580 how do I save this? How do I save this? 0:28:51.100 --> 0:28:53.220 Help me save this. I know, he started actually speaking. 0:28:53.280 --> 0:28:55.800 Because Drew has been doing that to me. Josh does 0:28:55.840 --> 0:29:00.640 it to me a bunch. And Anya's... Anya's doing it too. 0:29:00.680 --> 0:29:02.650 She's done it like once or twice. 0:29:02.670 --> 0:29:02.750 What? 0:29:03.190 --> 0:29:05.540 Like, with, like, needing help with something a little technological, 0:29:05.580 --> 0:29:06.780 like with the TV or something. 0:29:07.020 --> 0:29:07.940 Oh, no, no, no. 0:29:08.340 --> 0:29:10.560 And I'm like, I'm not going to do it for 0:29:10.580 --> 0:29:13.160 y'all anymore because I'm like, I don't want y'all to 0:29:13.220 --> 0:29:13.710 turn into Unk. 0:29:13.720 --> 0:29:14.180 Yeah, it is. 0:29:14.240 --> 0:29:16.260 Because that's how you turn into Unk. You start having, like, 0:29:16.300 --> 0:29:19.230 younger people do stuff for you with, like, technology. And 0:29:19.250 --> 0:29:21.570 I'm like, no, no, no. Y'all need to keep learning. 0:29:22.240 --> 0:29:24.160 Yeah, I didn't know how to save it, but I 0:29:24.200 --> 0:29:24.800 figured it out. 0:29:24.840 --> 0:29:26.350 You did it. Exactly. 0:29:26.460 --> 0:29:28.030 Like 10 seconds later, you're like, oh, I figured it out. 0:29:28.090 --> 0:29:30.050 I would have saved 10 seconds of my life had 0:29:30.070 --> 0:29:31.870 you just did it. See, I would have lost 10 seconds. 0:29:31.930 --> 0:29:38.709 I just think the technological based knowledge I have is 0:29:38.910 --> 0:29:39.780 more than enough. 0:29:40.270 --> 0:29:41.710 It's going to start getting crazier and crazier. 0:29:41.730 --> 0:29:42.790 No, but I don't want to be a part of that. 0:29:42.810 --> 0:29:44.870 A part of that. Your phone is going to. 0:29:44.650 --> 0:29:47.630 Be in your teeth. That's what I'm telling you. My 0:29:47.650 --> 0:29:49.410 phone's going to be in my teeth. Your phone's going 0:29:49.430 --> 0:29:49.910 to be in your teeth. 0:29:49.970 --> 0:29:52.050 I'm going to derail real quick. Don't forget to just 0:29:52.070 --> 0:29:54.450 kind of keep an eye on this because this might 0:29:54.510 --> 0:29:55.510 overheat or something. 0:29:55.710 --> 0:29:57.380 Yeah, this one's going to explode too. 0:29:57.730 --> 0:29:59.880 Yeah, I mean, it's hot as fuck. 0:29:59.940 --> 0:30:03.030 Ryan left the group chat recently. One night. And then 0:30:03.110 --> 0:30:04.670 acted like it was an accident and said that her 0:30:04.750 --> 0:30:05.590 phone exploded. 0:30:05.750 --> 0:30:07.170 It was crazy. Oh, sorry. 0:30:07.230 --> 0:30:08.350 My phone exploded. 0:30:08.550 --> 0:30:10.750 And then India mud wrestle like right after it was 0:30:10.790 --> 0:30:11.530 like a hot. 0:30:12.370 --> 0:30:15.630 Everyone got so offended from her saying my phone exploded 0:30:16.310 --> 0:30:18.770 and they were all getting on her about it. So 0:30:18.810 --> 0:30:21.489 I said mud wrestle because they were playing dirty. 0:30:21.800 --> 0:30:23.560 Which made no sense. It was just like so out 0:30:23.600 --> 0:30:26.100 of nowhere. It was like mud wrestle. 0:30:26.140 --> 0:30:28.120 I remember sending it. I'm pretty sure I was in Miami. 0:30:29.130 --> 0:30:31.450 When that happened, no. Or was this like, I just 0:30:31.490 --> 0:30:33.260 don't think I was here, but I remember I had 0:30:33.340 --> 0:30:35.220 just smoked and I looked down and saw that hole 0:30:35.260 --> 0:30:36.080 back and forth. 0:30:36.140 --> 0:30:37.760 And your first thought was mud wrestle. 0:30:37.820 --> 0:30:39.820 Mud wrestle. The girls are fighting. 0:30:39.900 --> 0:30:42.860 We need to give us some props. We've kept that 0:30:42.900 --> 0:30:44.800 group chat going for like eight years now. 0:30:44.940 --> 0:30:46.050 I know. It's ebbs and flows. 0:30:46.070 --> 0:30:47.470 And we're still decently active in it. 0:30:47.630 --> 0:30:49.430 Every once in a while it'll pop off when I'm 0:30:49.470 --> 0:30:52.670 not around, bitch. I am the only person that has 0:30:52.710 --> 0:30:55.030 kept that fucking group chat alive. If I hadn't been 0:30:55.070 --> 0:30:57.410 reminding y'all that it's there just by sending little shits 0:30:57.430 --> 0:30:57.850 here and there. 0:30:57.870 --> 0:31:00.230 Josh too, randomly. Yeah, Josh too. 0:31:00.300 --> 0:31:03.480 I think Josh might be the most active in there, 0:31:03.520 --> 0:31:06.440 which isn't saying much because it's not an active group chat. 0:31:06.600 --> 0:31:08.250 Lucas is probably the least active in it. 0:31:08.420 --> 0:31:08.770 Yeah. 0:31:08.790 --> 0:31:11.430 Because he just, he chimes in when shit's already going on, 0:31:11.470 --> 0:31:13.110 but I don't think he ever wants to like start. 0:31:13.500 --> 0:31:13.700 Yeah. 0:31:13.740 --> 0:31:14.740 Like, the conversation. 0:31:14.770 --> 0:31:16.310 But it really gets active when I'm not there. 0:31:16.330 --> 0:31:18.130 Well, I find group chats, like, a bit much. I 0:31:18.170 --> 0:31:18.710 can't lie. 0:31:18.890 --> 0:31:20.950 It's crazy. And when I'm not there, it gets active. 0:31:20.990 --> 0:31:23.630 The group chat's not a little too much. No, I 0:31:23.710 --> 0:31:24.550 find group chats in general. 0:31:24.570 --> 0:31:26.230 Well, I have it on Do Not Disturb. 0:31:26.290 --> 0:31:26.790 Well, same. 0:31:26.870 --> 0:31:29.410 But with y'all, it's like, that's family. 0:31:29.430 --> 0:31:32.080 We already did, like, two people. I'm trying to understand 0:31:32.140 --> 0:31:37.719 you and your weird, like... grammatical mannerisms i don't want 0:31:37.740 --> 0:31:40.239 to have to involve 18 other hosts who are going 0:31:40.260 --> 0:31:42.440 to chime in and like i can't tell who's talking 0:31:42.460 --> 0:31:42.840 to who. 0:31:42.800 --> 0:31:44.570 I feel you too the only group chat i will 0:31:44.610 --> 0:31:48.310 participate in genuinely is ours yeah because i'm like i 0:31:48.490 --> 0:31:50.270 don't it's not hard to understand. 0:31:50.530 --> 0:31:52.850 The council though i will say i'm active in that. 0:31:53.390 --> 0:31:59.150 I had a group chat with jd bantz and charlie 0:31:59.250 --> 0:32:01.010 kirk Are. 0:32:00.850 --> 0:32:01.990 You saying that because I said the council? 0:32:02.010 --> 0:32:03.270 Because I'm talking about my personal council. 0:32:03.330 --> 0:32:06.630 He's the one that released Brat, right? 0:32:07.330 --> 0:32:07.650 Yes. 0:32:08.510 --> 0:32:09.870 And it was on Telegram. 0:32:10.610 --> 0:32:11.370 No, Charlie Kirk. 0:32:12.550 --> 0:32:13.850 Do y'all use Telegram a lot? 0:32:14.430 --> 0:32:14.810 No. 0:32:15.130 --> 0:32:17.710 I actually... If I see Telegram on someone's phone that 0:32:17.860 --> 0:32:20.060 isn't a foreigner, I'm like, you're up to no good. 0:32:20.240 --> 0:32:20.500 I know. 0:32:20.600 --> 0:32:21.540 It was Telegram. 0:32:21.540 --> 0:32:21.580 100%. 0:32:21.580 --> 0:32:24.420 It's freaky shit. You are up to no good in 0:32:24.500 --> 0:32:25.920 so many ways. It's like. 0:32:27.120 --> 0:32:29.160 It's, like, a super, like, encrypted, like, chat app. 0:32:29.180 --> 0:32:29.960 Like, WhatsApp vibe. 0:32:30.160 --> 0:32:30.480 Yeah. 0:32:30.600 --> 0:32:34.660 But, like, even more, like, they're just always, like, the 0:32:34.680 --> 0:32:36.300 security is... That's what I feel, like. 0:32:36.340 --> 0:32:37.920 About somebody using Telegram. 0:32:37.940 --> 0:32:39.400 Like, oh, who is he? Well, they use it for 0:32:39.460 --> 0:32:40.300 shady practices. 0:32:40.320 --> 0:32:40.640 Well, yeah. 0:32:40.700 --> 0:32:43.160 Like, the drug dealing and shit on there, I'm, like, sure. Like, we'll, like, 0:32:43.220 --> 0:32:43.880 buy the drugs. 0:32:43.940 --> 0:32:44.920 But, like, once it starts. 0:32:45.020 --> 0:32:46.360 Yeah. That's when I'm, like, oh. 0:32:46.840 --> 0:32:49.360 Oh, I never... I never even thought about that. Yeah. 0:32:49.400 --> 0:32:50.940 See, it gets real freaky on there. When I see 0:32:50.960 --> 0:32:53.280 it on people's phones, the eyebrows just raise. 0:32:53.520 --> 0:32:56.800 Well, see, I feel like I start to sound... kind 0:32:56.860 --> 0:33:00.719 of old head but I won't lie I am and 0:33:00.820 --> 0:33:05.770 have always been pretty vocal about the idea of children 0:33:05.950 --> 0:33:09.190 should be like not allowed to be on the internet 0:33:09.230 --> 0:33:12.070 like borderline illegal like I think it should be borderline 0:33:12.090 --> 0:33:16.690 illegal for like children to have full like the way 0:33:16.750 --> 0:33:22.000 it becomes like a parental issue within the like judicial 0:33:22.060 --> 0:33:24.960 system or whatever the fuck if somebody isn't bringing their 0:33:24.980 --> 0:33:28.350 kid to school is Actually, yeah, same thing should happen 0:33:28.390 --> 0:33:31.370 if come to find out your kids having full access 0:33:31.390 --> 0:33:34.480 to the internet and like being groomed. 0:33:34.580 --> 0:33:37.160 Someone is going to make a trillion dollars making a 0:33:37.200 --> 0:33:39.780 kid internet. I don't know what it's going to look like. 0:33:40.040 --> 0:33:40.980 Somebody actually did. 0:33:41.320 --> 0:33:41.600 Really? 0:33:41.620 --> 0:33:44.600 Or not, they didn't make the money, but somebody literally made, 0:33:44.780 --> 0:33:47.280 I think as of right now, I haven't done any 0:33:47.340 --> 0:33:51.310 research on it, but it's like this box you connect 0:33:51.420 --> 0:33:54.680 to your internet and And it creates a separate, like, 0:33:54.800 --> 0:33:59.640 Wi-Fi setup for children and coded in is only, like, 0:33:59.870 --> 0:34:00.790 access to. 0:34:00.970 --> 0:34:02.110 Like Wikipedia articles. 0:34:02.130 --> 0:34:05.650 Yeah, like child-friendly based things. Like educational. But it's, yeah. 0:34:05.670 --> 0:34:07.890 It's like a leapfrog tablet. I would have been fucking 0:34:07.910 --> 0:34:09.569 pissed when I was a kid if my mom would 0:34:09.610 --> 0:34:11.400 have done that. I would have been so mad. 0:34:11.440 --> 0:34:12.319 I would have unplugged it. 0:34:12.560 --> 0:34:14.839 Like, as a teenager, I'd say, fuck you, I should 0:34:14.860 --> 0:34:16.940 be able to send nudes to this random guy. 0:34:17.360 --> 0:34:18.310 This random 40-year-old. 0:34:18.390 --> 0:34:20.170 I've never spoken to on the phone. 0:34:20.210 --> 0:34:22.890 Yeah. So, like, I don't know the gender of the baby, really. 0:34:23.370 --> 0:34:24.010 Or the age. 0:34:24.150 --> 0:34:25.430 Well, then the grandma is the baby. 0:34:26.250 --> 0:34:27.230 The grandma is always the baby. 0:34:27.290 --> 0:34:30.299 Oh, Jocelyn became... Why did we say that? 0:34:30.320 --> 0:34:30.759 That was crazy. 0:34:30.780 --> 0:34:31.719 Because the grandma is the baby. 0:34:32.060 --> 0:34:32.340 Always. 0:34:32.980 --> 0:34:33.439 She got. 0:34:33.520 --> 0:34:35.279 She's a victim of AI slop now as well. She's 0:34:35.300 --> 0:34:36.460 making a cartoon show. 0:34:36.580 --> 0:34:37.420 Oh, my God, dude. 0:34:37.440 --> 0:34:39.430 Someone called the grandma is the baby. 0:34:39.510 --> 0:34:41.690 But that's one of those things that's like... Well, we... 0:34:42.200 --> 0:34:44.960 We knew that was rotted when we got there. 0:34:45.200 --> 0:34:45.660 Like, Jocelyn. 0:34:45.680 --> 0:34:46.219 Jocelyn? 0:34:46.620 --> 0:34:47.060 Yes. 0:34:47.219 --> 0:34:51.410 No, no, no. Well, someone recently, like, tapped into AI. 0:34:51.510 --> 0:34:53.250 I'm scared she's going to see this. 0:34:53.270 --> 0:34:54.310 That's why I'm saying. 0:34:55.890 --> 0:34:56.890 I mean, listen. 0:34:57.290 --> 0:34:59.410 I mean, it's kind of like a pleasure. I would 0:34:59.469 --> 0:35:02.140 fold for her. If she wanted to beat the fuck 0:35:02.180 --> 0:35:04.259 out of me, I'd be like, this is crazy. I'd 0:35:04.360 --> 0:35:06.480 bend over. Yeah, I'd be like, you can beat the 0:35:06.520 --> 0:35:07.150 fuck out of me. 0:35:07.200 --> 0:35:09.140 I just don't think he would because I'm like, I 0:35:09.160 --> 0:35:11.120 would be like, Listen, I would get in her DMs. 0:35:11.160 --> 0:35:14.380 I'd be like, listen, woman to woman, we have to 0:35:14.400 --> 0:35:16.739 get FruityTube back up and running because for the first 0:35:16.760 --> 0:35:17.860 time in my life, I went to go use it 0:35:17.900 --> 0:35:19.790 and it wasn't working. And I was like, this is embarrassing. 0:35:19.830 --> 0:35:20.370 Oh, wow. 0:35:20.390 --> 0:35:21.230 Where's FruityTube? 0:35:21.960 --> 0:35:24.799 It's like a search engine somebody created that you can 0:35:24.860 --> 0:35:27.759 type in words for the podcast and it highlights in that. 0:35:27.800 --> 0:35:30.189 That is so good. Whoever made that, like you're going 0:35:30.210 --> 0:35:32.529 to make a million dollars one day, by the way. 0:35:32.630 --> 0:35:34.250 One day, sadly not here. 0:35:34.390 --> 0:35:35.770 By your mind. 0:35:36.370 --> 0:35:37.310 That's like not a chance. 0:35:37.330 --> 0:35:39.650 That ship has sailed. They should be at MIT. 0:35:40.050 --> 0:35:40.310 Yeah. 0:35:40.810 --> 0:35:43.149 Because we were building the ship, but the ship sailed. 0:35:43.230 --> 0:35:44.110 The ship sunk. 0:35:44.350 --> 0:35:47.940 Well, we had the dates all wrong. Yeah. So we 0:35:47.980 --> 0:35:48.700 missed the dates. 0:35:48.780 --> 0:35:50.060 The ship sunk. 0:35:50.400 --> 0:35:51.340 The tourism ruined. 0:35:51.360 --> 0:35:52.160 So the ship was in. 0:35:52.180 --> 0:35:54.000 But guys, guys, we're treasure at the bottom of the 0:35:54.060 --> 0:35:55.280 ocean waiting to be discovered. 0:35:55.300 --> 0:35:56.430 Atlantis, Atlantis. 0:35:56.680 --> 0:36:00.960 Yes. literally understand justin saying this is gonna ruin the 0:36:00.980 --> 0:36:04.480 world tour because that is how march 2025 the world tour. 0:36:05.040 --> 0:36:08.400 Is over this is gonna ruin the world. 0:36:08.260 --> 0:36:11.290 Tour like listen. 0:36:10.219 --> 0:36:14.050 And the cop being like um so you're schizophrenic like 0:36:14.090 --> 0:36:16.669 not realizing it's just intimately oh. 0:36:16.590 --> 0:36:18.850 My gosh um what were we. 0:36:18.750 --> 0:36:23.690 Talking about fruity tube jocelyn cabaret oh yeah. 0:36:22.910 --> 0:36:24.610 I would dm her i would say listen woman a 0:36:24.650 --> 0:36:26.410 woman go to be like why. 0:36:26.370 --> 0:36:28.719 Are you calling me a woman Yeah, she'd be like, 0:36:28.760 --> 0:36:29.240 I'm a queen. 0:36:29.260 --> 0:36:33.320 And she is. And notice how my head went to bow. 0:36:33.420 --> 0:36:34.950 That's what I'm saying. 0:36:35.270 --> 0:36:37.750 She has such a powerful presence that I would like, 0:36:38.610 --> 0:36:40.669 probably be shaking i'd probably like to me it's not. 0:36:40.590 --> 0:36:43.629 Even powerful though because i to me i'm like of 0:36:43.690 --> 0:36:46.310 course she's powerful does she like run baby she owns 0:36:46.350 --> 0:36:50.029 businesses like actually does um because i would argue to 0:36:50.210 --> 0:36:54.710 even have the confidence and the de-gaffery to make an 0:36:54.910 --> 0:36:58.319 ai show shows like yeah you are in a place 0:36:58.380 --> 0:37:00.540 in your life who's gonna check her who's gonna tell 0:37:00.600 --> 0:37:03.020 you no and i love that for you like god 0:37:03.060 --> 0:37:05.620 bless um but i would tell her i'd be like 0:37:05.640 --> 0:37:08.320 hey you know it's all love If you go to 0:37:08.360 --> 0:37:10.090 this website, I'm going to link it to you, and 0:37:10.110 --> 0:37:13.190 you search your name, you will see infinite praises. 0:37:13.270 --> 0:37:14.530 Yeah, true. 0:37:14.550 --> 0:37:15.390 That's true. 0:37:15.730 --> 0:37:16.430 So don't let this. 0:37:16.770 --> 0:37:20.210 One comment float to the top. Jocelyn is the queen 0:37:20.850 --> 0:37:23.239 of Zeus, too. Fuck Natalie Nuna. I don't care about it. 0:37:23.239 --> 0:37:23.900 She's a bum. 0:37:24.080 --> 0:37:26.040 I genuinely think she's a bum and she's a pimp. 0:37:26.100 --> 0:37:28.180 She's weird. Like, her and Lemuel Plummer, I'm like, y'all 0:37:28.200 --> 0:37:32.060 are fucking weird people. But Jocelyn, I'm like, she actually is, like, 0:37:32.080 --> 0:37:35.080 kind of trying to give these girls, like, careers and 0:37:35.100 --> 0:37:36.880 like you know i can look at people and see 0:37:37.000 --> 0:37:39.870 i see i see people's intentions in their eyes like 0:37:39.910 --> 0:37:41.390 i can see it in their heart in their eyes 0:37:41.590 --> 0:37:43.690 and she's pure-hearted like she might make a check. 0:37:43.570 --> 0:37:46.450 A little bit feels wrong because i'm like oh she's 0:37:46.489 --> 0:37:49.220 not like powerful as much as like uh i don't 0:37:49.239 --> 0:37:52.279 know she feels like encanto that's her i mean that 0:37:52.300 --> 0:37:54.620 movie is about her you know really. 0:37:54.560 --> 0:37:58.260 Is she bruno no no she's she would not natalie 0:37:58.300 --> 0:38:03.830 natalie nunn is bruno jocelyn's the grandma and the grandma is. 0:38:03.730 --> 0:38:07.420 The baby natalie nunn oh my god you like i 0:38:07.460 --> 0:38:10.480 remember the confidence of jojo siwa gets into the wrong 0:38:10.520 --> 0:38:11.420 hand she switched. 0:38:11.260 --> 0:38:14.080 Up again did y'all see natalie nunn she has jojo 0:38:14.120 --> 0:38:17.350 has a new persona i know oh no i know 0:38:17.870 --> 0:38:18.850 i know. 0:38:18.710 --> 0:38:21.230 But you know what that's okay i i give the 0:38:21.330 --> 0:38:25.370 free pass of that behavior until 25. 0:38:25.370 --> 0:38:25.910 Yeah, not 25 yet? 0:38:25.930 --> 0:38:27.230 She's reinventing herself. 0:38:27.250 --> 0:38:27.760 No, dude, she's a jit. 0:38:27.830 --> 0:38:29.500 You know what I was talking about the other day? 0:38:29.610 --> 0:38:32.790 She's a kid, like, and she's been on TV since 0:38:32.850 --> 0:38:33.170 she was. 0:38:33.230 --> 0:38:33.950 Like, six. 0:38:34.130 --> 0:38:36.090 And I'm like, ooh, like, I gotta give her a 0:38:36.110 --> 0:38:36.630 lot of grace. 0:38:36.670 --> 0:38:39.049 Well, that's what we always say. We always say that. 0:38:39.070 --> 0:38:41.090 Poor girl. We're like, girl, like, let her live. 0:38:41.190 --> 0:38:42.910 I wonder, she's with that guy still, right? 0:38:42.930 --> 0:38:45.650 Why didn't we just turn into pop culture's, like, corner? 0:38:45.670 --> 0:38:49.260 You got one gay guy in the room, you know? 0:38:49.320 --> 0:38:50.859 I'm not gay, though. Drew is gay. 0:38:51.160 --> 0:38:52.549 I'm not gay. Ooh, said that. 0:38:52.570 --> 0:38:55.180 What comes around goes around, goes around, goes around. 0:38:55.280 --> 0:38:57.420 Come back around. 0:38:57.640 --> 0:38:59.960 I'm Justin Timberlake, but my God. 0:38:59.980 --> 0:39:01.420 I mean that album. 0:39:01.460 --> 0:39:04.279 I mean that music. Let's just listen to that music. 0:39:04.320 --> 0:39:05.440 Separate the art from the artist. 0:39:05.560 --> 0:39:05.799 Yeah. 0:39:06.120 --> 0:39:06.819 You know who hated him? 0:39:06.840 --> 0:39:08.950 That's what I do with Natalie Nunn because actually. 0:39:08.969 --> 0:39:10.009 Natalie Nunn. 0:39:10.050 --> 0:39:11.030 I'm doing what I want. 0:39:11.050 --> 0:39:12.469 That's a good song. I'm doing what I want. 0:39:12.489 --> 0:39:13.650 That is a great song. 0:39:14.150 --> 0:39:17.870 If Nicki came out with that song in 2019, we 0:39:17.890 --> 0:39:19.650 would have been like, whoa. If that was on Chun-Li, 0:39:20.050 --> 0:39:21.050 we would have been like, whoa. 0:39:21.210 --> 0:39:24.860 I'm going to go as far as to say- I 0:39:25.080 --> 0:39:27.810 don't think Nicki could have done what Natalie Nunn did. 0:39:27.670 --> 0:39:30.530 On that song. No, she couldn't have. carefree. 0:39:30.830 --> 0:39:31.609 No, that's what I'm saying. 0:39:31.630 --> 0:39:32.630 It's very like, I don't give a fuck, man. 0:39:32.650 --> 0:39:34.839 It's vulnerability, bro. I've been saying that recently. 0:39:34.860 --> 0:39:35.799 But you could hear it in her voice. 0:39:35.840 --> 0:39:38.680 She wasn't trying to act like she doesn't give a fuck. 0:39:39.960 --> 0:39:40.960 She's such a bum. 0:39:40.980 --> 0:39:43.020 Natalie Nunn? Yeah. 0:39:43.880 --> 0:39:44.739 What's she on about? 0:39:44.760 --> 0:39:44.840 Hell. 0:39:46.030 --> 0:39:47.830 Like, I don't really keep up. Like, what is she. 0:39:48.090 --> 0:39:52.510 Just running the baddie shit and genuinely, like, ruining these girls' lives. 0:39:53.150 --> 0:39:53.690 Oh, yeah. 0:39:53.710 --> 0:39:56.529 She, to me, her and Lemuel Plummer are, like, pimps of, like, 0:39:56.590 --> 0:39:58.910 this generation. And it's, like, all these girls. And I 0:39:58.930 --> 0:40:02.150 feel like they're all getting into weird shit. And Natalie is, like, 0:40:02.190 --> 0:40:04.170 the producer on set who's like, go beat the fuck 0:40:04.210 --> 0:40:06.989 out of that girl. Which, like, mind you, Jocelyn has 0:40:07.030 --> 0:40:10.570 done that as well. But it's not as... But it's pure-hearted. 0:40:10.590 --> 0:40:10.670 Yeah. 0:40:11.430 --> 0:40:13.690 I know, we really can't. We'll beat the fuck out 0:40:13.730 --> 0:40:15.450 of her and then send her home and be like, get. 0:40:15.350 --> 0:40:15.819 The fuck out. 0:40:15.860 --> 0:40:17.160 I'm like, we're going to have to move on because 0:40:17.200 --> 0:40:21.580 we're really bidding to, like, listen, every soul is lost. 0:40:21.680 --> 0:40:23.700 We all need a little direction. Who would you be 0:40:23.739 --> 0:40:24.879 without your map? 0:40:24.940 --> 0:40:28.820 And Jocelyn's sober now. Is Drew your map? 0:40:28.910 --> 0:40:30.370 I just ate and threw up. 0:40:30.730 --> 0:40:32.750 Bitch, you ate and threw up all over. Yeah, she 0:40:32.850 --> 0:40:33.510 ate it and then. 0:40:33.390 --> 0:40:34.190 She threw it back up. 0:40:34.670 --> 0:40:35.669 Wait, did you say that, Joe? 0:40:36.550 --> 0:40:37.109 One of us did. 0:40:37.510 --> 0:40:38.750 You just ate and threw up. 0:40:38.850 --> 0:40:42.210 I think Anya said it. Drew, do you feel like 0:40:42.250 --> 0:40:45.049 Drew is your map in life? 0:40:46.570 --> 0:40:47.980 No, map isn't the right word. 0:40:48.700 --> 0:40:50.200 What? Is that a good thing? 0:40:50.580 --> 0:40:55.460 Yes, yes, yes. To me, Drew is like, you know, 0:40:55.719 --> 0:40:58.600 in movies when somebody has a map out and it's 0:40:58.620 --> 0:41:00.940 like in their room, it's like all these pins in it. 0:41:00.969 --> 0:41:03.090 And it's like, I went here for this, like you're 0:41:03.530 --> 0:41:05.870 a pin in my map. Like in my head, on 0:41:05.890 --> 0:41:08.150 my pin, I would have like tiny silver ones for 0:41:08.170 --> 0:41:10.820 just places I've been. But then where the people I love. 0:41:10.840 --> 0:41:11.779 You'd have like a red one? 0:41:11.840 --> 0:41:14.360 It'd be a red one. Red one. Yeah. 0:41:14.380 --> 0:41:14.860 Wow. 0:41:15.219 --> 0:41:16.029 You're my red pill. 0:41:16.840 --> 0:41:19.730 Take the red pill. What if you lit a match 0:41:19.770 --> 0:41:21.430 inside of a man's gaping butthole? 0:41:21.530 --> 0:41:22.630 Dude, that's what I was saying last night. 0:41:22.650 --> 0:41:25.109 Yeah, Josiah was asking me that very genuinely. What would 0:41:25.150 --> 0:41:28.330 happen if you dropped it in? And I was saying 0:41:28.390 --> 0:41:30.510 it's a vacuum inside. No, I think it's a vacuum. 0:41:30.530 --> 0:41:33.410 So I think the match would go out because there's 0:41:33.469 --> 0:41:34.410 no oxygen in there. 0:41:34.700 --> 0:41:36.240 Well, it depends on whose too because yours is like 0:41:36.280 --> 0:41:36.839 a black hole. 0:41:37.000 --> 0:41:37.219 Yeah. 0:41:37.580 --> 0:41:38.180 It's massive. 0:41:38.380 --> 0:41:39.020 It's huge. 0:41:39.580 --> 0:41:40.950 You look inside of it and you get sucked in. 0:41:41.040 --> 0:41:42.080 I still can't believe. 0:41:41.890 --> 0:41:44.750 Your constipation lifestyle. 0:41:45.150 --> 0:41:48.489 It's really diabolical. When I went to the bathroom just now, 0:41:48.550 --> 0:41:50.270 it was like, oh, I'm going to go try to 0:41:50.310 --> 0:41:51.940 go to the restroom. Pebble came out. 0:41:51.950 --> 0:41:54.069 This is so fucked up to say to you, but 0:41:54.270 --> 0:41:58.700 I am so back to regular that I had an 0:41:58.760 --> 0:42:00.799 emoji come out of my butt today. I fully just 0:42:00.840 --> 0:42:02.320 had an emoji come. 0:42:02.080 --> 0:42:02.460 Out of my butt. 0:42:02.540 --> 0:42:02.960 An emoji? 0:42:02.980 --> 0:42:05.100 See, I was really hoping the cottage cheese was rotten 0:42:05.160 --> 0:42:07.190 so it would like, They kind of regulate me. 0:42:07.190 --> 0:42:07.950 Start pump your guts. 0:42:08.130 --> 0:42:08.710 Yeah. 0:42:08.750 --> 0:42:12.009 Just have some lettuce, eggs, blueberries. Oh, and then you 0:42:12.050 --> 0:42:14.850 can have a few outshine popsicles. 0:42:14.890 --> 0:42:19.450 There's food being recalled that have never been recalled before. 0:42:19.850 --> 0:42:21.989 Why did you just say you had an emoji come 0:42:22.030 --> 0:42:22.710 out of your ass? 0:42:22.790 --> 0:42:26.370 Like the poop emoji. It looks so like emoji-like. Oh, okay, okay. 0:42:26.410 --> 0:42:28.450 I thought you were just saying like an emoji. And 0:42:28.489 --> 0:42:30.210 I was like, okay, bitch, like what do you mean 0:42:30.270 --> 0:42:31.450 yellow and green and red? 0:42:31.510 --> 0:42:32.689 Drewmoji emoji restaurant. 0:42:32.710 --> 0:42:34.450 It was the crying laughing emoji actually. 0:42:34.969 --> 0:42:36.260 Drewmoji emoji restaurant. 0:42:38.640 --> 0:42:42.439 Emoji restaurant's never going to happen, Drew. Unless you make 0:42:42.460 --> 0:42:42.719 it happen. 0:42:42.739 --> 0:42:45.540 Can one company out there, just for some reason. 0:42:45.560 --> 0:42:46.419 Please believe in me. 0:42:47.100 --> 0:42:47.500 Invest. 0:42:47.540 --> 0:42:48.760 The bills have been affected. 0:42:48.780 --> 0:42:51.660 Okay, invest is the wrong word because I would insinuate 0:42:51.680 --> 0:42:54.200 that there's money coming back to you. Maybe the money, it's. 0:42:54.140 --> 0:42:56.380 Going to be gone. Oh, baby, there will be a 0:42:56.440 --> 0:43:00.650 line around the blog. It will be in Melrose. 0:43:00.710 --> 0:43:02.330 Yeah, it would be like a museum of ice cream 0:43:02.350 --> 0:43:02.770 kind of moment. 0:43:02.790 --> 0:43:03.090 Yes. 0:43:03.380 --> 0:43:03.910 Emoji restaurant. 0:43:03.930 --> 0:43:05.640 That's what I was going to say. Like in there, 0:43:05.700 --> 0:43:08.780 there's like the emoji restaurant, but it's not really a restaurant. 0:43:08.820 --> 0:43:10.000 It's going to take months to get a reservation. Okay, 0:43:10.020 --> 0:43:10.700 we could ask Community. 0:43:10.560 --> 0:43:12.540 Goods to get in on it. Okay, that's our grift. 0:43:12.719 --> 0:43:13.560 That's our grift. 0:43:13.719 --> 0:43:14.520 That's it. 0:43:14.680 --> 0:43:18.060 We use that connect. We beg them. And we're like, 0:43:18.080 --> 0:43:20.660 not to like sponsor, but they'll make the drinks and 0:43:20.680 --> 0:43:22.620 then we'll sneak in at the end and be like, oh, 0:43:22.660 --> 0:43:26.320 there's community goods at the Drew Moji restaurant. 0:43:27.180 --> 0:43:29.799 It opens another location. So the line gets cut in half. 0:43:29.860 --> 0:43:30.640 I see. Yeah. 0:43:30.680 --> 0:43:32.049 Yeah. So they'll be down. 0:43:32.280 --> 0:43:36.230 Well, they open a community goods over in Washington, D.C. 0:43:37.390 --> 0:43:37.850 Do you know that? 0:43:38.469 --> 0:43:38.810 Actually. 0:43:39.090 --> 0:43:40.610 Yeah, it's right next to the Tabernacle. 0:43:40.650 --> 0:43:45.910 Did you know that they opened community goods in Orange County, 0:43:46.010 --> 0:43:48.969 but it turned out that they weren't talking about the 0:43:49.030 --> 0:43:53.120 coffee shop? The community goods in question was your mother. 0:43:53.140 --> 0:43:57.620 Okay, like what? And she's passed around. 0:43:57.640 --> 0:44:02.110 No, she's not passed around. She's a very respectable Christian woman. 0:44:02.430 --> 0:44:04.330 She's a God-fearing woman, and she's a good person. 0:44:04.730 --> 0:44:07.250 Also, I feel like we should give context for people 0:44:07.310 --> 0:44:11.149 who actually live in the real world. Community Goods is 0:44:11.310 --> 0:44:14.960 a coffee shop in L.A. that, like many coffee shops 0:44:15.080 --> 0:44:18.640 on the planet right now, have the longest line on 0:44:18.660 --> 0:44:23.660 the planet. Which, okay, not too much because I can't lie. Again, 0:44:23.920 --> 0:44:26.970 another proof in my pudding. I love lines. Line culture 0:44:27.030 --> 0:44:28.350 is always like, I'm satisfied. 0:44:28.390 --> 0:44:29.580 I hate it. I can't do it. 0:44:29.670 --> 0:44:30.230 I'm satisfied. 0:44:30.250 --> 0:44:32.470 And that's why you're going to love Emoji Restaurant. 0:44:32.530 --> 0:44:33.650 Because it's going to be lines. 0:44:33.890 --> 0:44:35.680 It's lines around the block. And also it's going to 0:44:35.780 --> 0:44:37.280 be months to get reservations. 0:44:38.219 --> 0:44:38.439 Months? 0:44:38.460 --> 0:44:40.020 Like people are going to try to get a reservation 0:44:40.060 --> 0:44:41.500 and they're going to have to book it months out. 0:44:41.520 --> 0:44:42.480 Maybe even up to six. 0:44:44.440 --> 0:44:47.960 Sorry, I farted. I'm sorry. I can't hold it in. 0:44:48.219 --> 0:44:49.840 No, you can. You can. 0:44:49.860 --> 0:44:51.620 It is very warm in here. And I feel like 0:44:51.660 --> 0:44:55.420 when I'm warmer, I'm farting more. So maybe cool up 0:44:55.440 --> 0:44:56.540 the house. Cut off my feet. 0:44:56.580 --> 0:44:58.000 I'm not kidding. I'm pretty sure that. 0:44:58.480 --> 0:44:59.040 There's science. 0:44:59.100 --> 0:45:00.160 There is science to that. 0:45:01.080 --> 0:45:01.820 You're the science. 0:45:01.960 --> 0:45:04.540 The science is I have. I mean, I hate how 0:45:04.640 --> 0:45:07.390 often we've been talking about poop, but I literally like 0:45:07.510 --> 0:45:10.089 I get like poop shy when it's too cold. Like 0:45:10.150 --> 0:45:10.969 I can't be like. 0:45:10.989 --> 0:45:11.270 Yeah. 0:45:11.650 --> 0:45:14.410 Like people who can sit on the toilet butt naked 0:45:14.450 --> 0:45:15.770 nasty when it's cold. 0:45:16.030 --> 0:45:17.630 Like a Rick James Super Bowl. 0:45:17.850 --> 0:45:20.709 Taking a shit butt naked is really, really like. 0:45:21.030 --> 0:45:22.030 Primal. Primal. 0:45:22.090 --> 0:45:22.640 Yeah. 0:45:22.760 --> 0:45:24.280 It's like eating an orange in the shower. 0:45:25.200 --> 0:45:28.160 Or eating an orange, like, actually at a water river. Oh, 0:45:28.180 --> 0:45:31.200 my God. There's going to be children who will never 0:45:31.239 --> 0:45:33.339 see a river because of data centers, mind you. 0:45:34.360 --> 0:45:35.790 Rerouting the water supply. 0:45:35.810 --> 0:45:38.090 They're going to be playing on the pipes along the rocks. 0:45:38.290 --> 0:45:41.170 And I'll be like, I love the pipes. Mommy, can 0:45:41.210 --> 0:45:42.569 we go play at the pipes today? 0:45:42.670 --> 0:45:47.279 Actually, by the way, by the way, I literally, Glen Rose, Texas, 0:45:47.380 --> 0:45:50.400 someone who's watching will know what I'm talking about. There was... 0:45:51.200 --> 0:45:53.819 literal water pipes that we would play at. Like, we 0:45:53.860 --> 0:45:56.180 would go up to Glen Rose and we'd be like, 0:45:56.200 --> 0:45:58.000 let's go to the water park. And it was just, like, 0:45:58.320 --> 0:46:02.640 four or five pipes that we would, like, swim inside and, like, 0:46:02.719 --> 0:46:03.620 go down rocks. 0:46:04.100 --> 0:46:04.620 It was in Dinosaur Valley. 0:46:04.640 --> 0:46:06.200 Do you know if they were connected to, like, a. 0:46:06.800 --> 0:46:07.220 Sewage? 0:46:07.280 --> 0:46:08.600 Like, a river or something? 0:46:08.719 --> 0:46:10.980 Yeah, it was, like, helping the river flow. 0:46:11.020 --> 0:46:12.840 There's, like, river runoff. 0:46:12.960 --> 0:46:14.600 But we were just playing at the pipes. 0:46:15.260 --> 0:46:17.919 Okay, see, but that's still cute. I'm talking... No, no, no, baby. 0:46:17.940 --> 0:46:19.450 There's no water. It's just the pipes. 0:46:19.510 --> 0:46:20.430 Well, Drew was getting piped. 0:46:21.120 --> 0:46:21.660 Yeah, I was. 0:46:21.680 --> 0:46:24.420 Drew is getting dicked down. Drew, are you late for 0:46:24.460 --> 0:46:25.340 your dick appointment? 0:46:25.860 --> 0:46:26.340 Always. 0:46:27.000 --> 0:46:28.520 You're always late for your dick appointment. 0:46:28.560 --> 0:46:29.540 Yeah, I'm late. 0:46:30.160 --> 0:46:33.430 I think if you're somebody who's, like, really keen on jumping, like, 0:46:33.530 --> 0:46:36.049 cliff jumping and shit like that, I don't want to 0:46:36.090 --> 0:46:36.790 be in your car. 0:46:37.010 --> 0:46:38.430 I don't want to be in your camp either. 0:46:38.489 --> 0:46:40.070 Yeah, I don't want to be around you. 0:46:40.090 --> 0:46:40.730 I don't know. 0:46:40.850 --> 0:46:44.489 Like, people who are super, like, like, thrill seekers, like, 0:46:44.530 --> 0:46:46.310 that bitch, get the fuck away from me. 0:46:46.430 --> 0:46:48.390 It's like that one dude that, like, drove his Tesla 0:46:48.430 --> 0:46:49.090 off the cliff. 0:46:50.010 --> 0:46:50.190 What? 0:46:51.230 --> 0:46:51.729 Is that real? 0:46:52.090 --> 0:46:55.110 Yeah, with his family inside. Everybody survived. 0:46:55.670 --> 0:46:56.850 Because it flies? 0:46:56.950 --> 0:46:59.760 It was on the PCH. Yeah, well, Tesla's, they found 0:46:59.820 --> 0:47:02.219 out Tesla's fly. It was a secret feature Elon Musk 0:47:02.239 --> 0:47:02.580 put inside. 0:47:02.620 --> 0:47:03.720 Every Tesla in this country. 0:47:03.739 --> 0:47:05.360 It's a monthly subscription, though. 0:47:05.400 --> 0:47:07.460 Yeah. Guys, I don't have a Tesla anymore. 0:47:07.480 --> 0:47:07.670 Oh, my God. 0:47:07.680 --> 0:47:08.700 Yeah, blow up the Teslas. 0:47:08.780 --> 0:47:10.960 Every Tesla in this country, because I don't know anyone 0:47:10.980 --> 0:47:12.270 that I care about that has one. 0:47:12.330 --> 0:47:15.430 So that's not true. I am so happy. My Tesla 0:47:15.530 --> 0:47:15.830 is gone. 0:47:18.800 --> 0:47:21.480 Get a Honda, get a Toyota, get anything but that. 0:47:21.500 --> 0:47:24.140 Well, it's because the used car market sucks so bad 0:47:24.260 --> 0:47:27.620 and like the value of a Tesla is butt fuck 0:47:27.640 --> 0:47:29.160 because everybody wants to get rid of theirs. 0:47:29.180 --> 0:47:30.290 That's how they save so much money. 0:47:30.390 --> 0:47:32.129 So even if there was a world where they could 0:47:32.230 --> 0:47:34.529 sell a Tesla for a decent amount to get a 0:47:34.710 --> 0:47:36.910 used car that isn't going to be a money pit, 0:47:37.469 --> 0:47:41.969 I'm pretty sure is like minimum if you're lucky in 0:47:42.010 --> 0:47:46.529 a major city, like 50%. $ 15, 000. And that's still going 0:47:46.550 --> 0:47:48.810 to be a car that's going to run into issues. 0:47:50.310 --> 0:47:50.710 Horrible. 0:47:50.910 --> 0:47:55.230 I mean, you're a used car connoisseur. Yeah, my family 0:47:55.290 --> 0:47:56.610 is like a used car. 0:47:56.730 --> 0:47:59.550 Dude, I ran through like three cars in a minute. 0:47:59.730 --> 0:48:01.610 And now I have a Honda, so I'm like, thank God. 0:48:01.670 --> 0:48:03.009 I'll keep my Honda as long as I can. Just 0:48:03.030 --> 0:48:06.029 wait until you get that Volvo. Oh, I do want 0:48:06.070 --> 0:48:08.830 a Volvo one day because they're so safe. There hasn't 0:48:08.850 --> 0:48:11.759 been a death in a Volvo SUV since like 2001. 0:48:11.760 --> 0:48:11.930 Oh, wow. 0:48:14.090 --> 0:48:16.610 They invented the seatbelt and then they didn't trademark it 0:48:16.630 --> 0:48:17.969 because they were like, well, we want everyone to be 0:48:17.989 --> 0:48:18.430 able to use this. 0:48:18.450 --> 0:48:19.129 Yeah, that's good. 0:48:19.150 --> 0:48:23.200 That's so fierce. Guys, I went to my favorite fucking restaurant. 0:48:23.540 --> 0:48:24.500 It's my favorite place on earth. 0:48:24.520 --> 0:48:26.080 My favorite fucking restaurant. 0:48:26.200 --> 0:48:29.040 Because it's the only place I've been able to eat 0:48:29.260 --> 0:48:32.480 shrimp without going into anaphylactic shock. And I've done it 0:48:32.620 --> 0:48:35.279 since getting my like shrimp allergy diagnosis, whatever the fuck 0:48:35.320 --> 0:48:40.140 it's called. And I've gone back twice and hadn't had 0:48:40.160 --> 0:48:42.359 an allergic reaction. And I was like, bitch, I'm going 0:48:42.390 --> 0:48:44.649 to go and get shrimp. I love the shrimp there. 0:48:44.810 --> 0:48:47.410 I think they changed their shrimp formula or they sourced 0:48:47.430 --> 0:48:51.830 different shrimp or something. Bitch, I ate one piece. I 0:48:51.890 --> 0:48:59.320 started itching immediately. Throat itchy really bad. Tongue swelling. One shrimp. 0:48:59.360 --> 0:49:01.470 And I was like, bitch, I'm so glad I didn't 0:49:01.510 --> 0:49:04.160 eat the whole basket because like I would have gotten 0:49:04.200 --> 0:49:07.440 into full blown anaphylactic shock. And it like hit my 0:49:07.560 --> 0:49:10.520 stomach in a crazy way. Like I didn't have like 0:49:10.600 --> 0:49:14.300 diarrhea or anything, but like it just like It just 0:49:14.380 --> 0:49:16.239 felt like I was being poisoned on the inside. It 0:49:16.280 --> 0:49:16.920 was horrible. 0:49:16.940 --> 0:49:20.759 Oh, my God. um i don't have that issue and 0:49:20.800 --> 0:49:23.180 i just ate recently at the restaurant you're talking about 0:49:23.200 --> 0:49:25.029 and it was so good so while you were talking 0:49:25.160 --> 0:49:26.469 i was daydreaming. 0:49:25.989 --> 0:49:28.190 You could like be like oh drew i'm so sorry 0:49:28.230 --> 0:49:30.670 that happened to you like i hate that for you 0:49:30.790 --> 0:49:32.930 like That's such a horrible experience. 0:49:33.010 --> 0:49:34.370 No, it's okay because. 0:49:34.390 --> 0:49:37.469 You know what? You should just be happy for your 0:49:37.510 --> 0:49:41.670 friends who can consume shrimp while we have some real shrimp. 0:49:41.450 --> 0:49:42.450 Left to eat. 0:49:42.469 --> 0:49:44.430 Because soon we're going to be eating gummy worms. 0:49:44.469 --> 0:49:45.940 The data center's got this shrimp too. 0:49:46.800 --> 0:49:49.980 I can eat shrimp and I choose not to because bitch, 0:49:50.020 --> 0:49:51.560 that's fucking disgusting. 0:49:53.080 --> 0:49:54.540 Careful. Sorry. 0:49:56.250 --> 0:49:57.870 He's far too upper echelon for shrimp. 0:49:58.110 --> 0:50:00.629 I'm too upper echelon for shrimp. 0:50:00.870 --> 0:50:06.029 No, cleaned shrimp. It's because you're thinking of degenerates who 0:50:06.090 --> 0:50:09.029 are cooking doo-doo shrimp. No, you got to pull the 0:50:09.050 --> 0:50:09.719 poop out. Come on. 0:50:09.719 --> 0:50:10.700 I just don't like fishy fishy. 0:50:11.020 --> 0:50:11.820 Fishy fishy. 0:50:11.860 --> 0:50:14.460 Fishy suave. I love seafood. That is good. 0:50:16.080 --> 0:50:18.420 I don't like fishy fishy. I like bok bok. I 0:50:18.460 --> 0:50:21.640 like chicken. And I like pork. And I like beef. 0:50:22.700 --> 0:50:25.739 But I do not like fishy fishy. you think I'm 0:50:25.820 --> 0:50:27.940 gay with all this I don't like fishy fishy I 0:50:28.100 --> 0:50:31.390 love that's probably why you can't have fishy fishy gay. 0:50:31.200 --> 0:50:35.130 I'm not gay bro I clocked your shit you did 0:50:35.150 --> 0:50:37.370 clock me you read me the filth gay people can't 0:50:37.430 --> 0:50:39.890 eat fish I know I know the box I know 0:50:40.090 --> 0:50:41.850 well that's cause it's illegal Roddy Ricch the box wait 0:50:41.870 --> 0:50:43.610 was he talking about vaginas in that song. 0:50:44.570 --> 0:50:47.049 I don't know that's actually a good question we'll get 0:50:47.090 --> 0:50:48.950 into that later should. 0:50:48.690 --> 0:50:52.450 We insert this picture again yeah let's insert this picture. 0:50:52.210 --> 0:50:56.430 Again wait what's insert I need to get in the gym. 0:50:56.450 --> 0:50:59.390 One time Drew said, I need to go. He was 0:50:59.410 --> 0:51:01.350 trying to say, I need to go in the gym. 0:51:01.410 --> 0:51:03.490 But he said, I need to go inside the gym. 0:51:03.510 --> 0:51:05.649 The worst part is we were in the living room 0:51:05.710 --> 0:51:08.310 at the whole place. And he was like trying to 0:51:08.350 --> 0:51:10.850 get himself to leave the house because he really needed 0:51:10.890 --> 0:51:12.790 to go to the gym. I mean, he was like, 0:51:13.270 --> 0:51:15.430 I just need to go and get inside the gym. 0:51:17.530 --> 0:51:18.910 Oh my God, Drew, that is. 0:51:18.969 --> 0:51:19.730 Inside the gym. 0:51:19.770 --> 0:51:23.160 That I think is the best... flub that you've ever. 0:51:23.060 --> 0:51:25.379 Had josiah says it to me all the time are you. 0:51:25.320 --> 0:51:28.989 Trying to get inside the gym just trying to get 0:51:29.010 --> 0:51:31.030 inside the gym because even if you said it right 0:51:31.390 --> 0:51:33.189 inside you're saying you're trying to get inside the gym 0:51:33.230 --> 0:51:34.410 like why wouldn't you say i need to go. 0:51:34.350 --> 0:51:36.270 To the gym like i'm trying to go to the. 0:51:36.230 --> 0:51:37.950 Gym such that just reminded me i want to go 0:51:37.969 --> 0:51:38.710 to the gym. 0:51:38.650 --> 0:51:41.810 Of the most like vivid memory i guess i can't 0:51:41.850 --> 0:51:44.819 say that because there are many blank spots in this 0:51:44.900 --> 0:51:49.529 memory that i claim is vivid And it's actually so uninteresting, 0:51:49.750 --> 0:51:50.650 but it was just. 0:51:50.530 --> 0:51:51.029 Like a night. 0:51:51.830 --> 0:51:54.629 Cool story, bro. Bitch, I literally, like, I'll start talking 0:51:54.650 --> 0:51:56.450 about something and I'm like, yeah. 0:51:57.330 --> 0:51:57.870 So I had a thought. 0:51:57.890 --> 0:51:58.410 You know what? 0:51:58.450 --> 0:52:03.239 Actually. I think we all have thoughts, honestly. And we 0:52:03.260 --> 0:52:05.719 all have hunger. I need to figure out what's the 0:52:05.760 --> 0:52:11.120 physical activity that's going to get me moving because at 0:52:11.280 --> 0:52:14.060 Daisy Chain Fields, I. 0:52:14.080 --> 0:52:15.760 Who the fuck is Daisy Jane? 0:52:17.080 --> 0:52:17.460 Jackson. 0:52:18.320 --> 0:52:20.050 Why the fuck they named the whole festival after her? 0:52:20.340 --> 0:52:21.280 Backshot's Pollock. 0:52:21.640 --> 0:52:24.180 No, I'm pretty sure Daisy... Backshot's Pollock? 0:52:24.380 --> 0:52:25.460 Yeah, I was just trying to think of it. 0:52:25.460 --> 0:52:26.920 Animal Pollops? Jackson Pollops? 0:52:28.420 --> 0:52:29.469 Backshot's Pollops? 0:52:30.710 --> 0:52:31.370 That sounds like a dream. 0:52:31.390 --> 0:52:34.370 Backshot's Prolapse. Everything means something to me. 0:52:34.370 --> 0:52:36.330 Drew showed me the craziest prolapse video. 0:52:36.570 --> 0:52:37.209 And it was me. 0:52:37.270 --> 0:52:38.170 Can I say that on here? 0:52:38.430 --> 0:52:39.130 Yeah, of course. 0:52:39.150 --> 0:52:43.230 He showed it to me. It was a... Oh, my God. 0:52:43.780 --> 0:52:46.709 And it was a whole thing unfurling like a fruit 0:52:46.730 --> 0:52:50.529 roll up. And it makes my eyebrows like, it makes me. 0:52:50.550 --> 0:52:53.109 You know the videos where they like have that like 0:52:53.250 --> 0:52:56.930 inflatable mesh that they put inside tubes and it pushes 0:52:56.969 --> 0:52:57.839 all the mud out. 0:52:57.920 --> 0:52:58.180 Yes. 0:52:58.260 --> 0:53:02.540 And it's like, and it grows. That's what the prolapse 0:53:02.560 --> 0:53:02.940 looked like. 0:53:03.060 --> 0:53:05.980 What is going on? If your prolapse is that far out. 0:53:06.880 --> 0:53:09.940 What is going on? It's time to stop. You got 0:53:09.960 --> 0:53:11.470 to move on to something else. You can't do anal anymore. 0:53:11.510 --> 0:53:13.790 It is becoming a sin. It is actually a sin 0:53:13.810 --> 0:53:14.990 at that point. I'm not kidding. 0:53:15.210 --> 0:53:16.469 When you showed me that video, I was like, okay, 0:53:16.489 --> 0:53:19.290 so this is why God is smiting. 0:53:19.450 --> 0:53:22.489 This is a sin. When I see gay sex like that, 0:53:22.510 --> 0:53:23.750 I'm like, oh, this is demonic. 0:53:24.100 --> 0:53:25.779 Even straight. It could be a straight person. I don't 0:53:25.820 --> 0:53:28.560 care if your ass is prolapse and the prolapse is 0:53:28.580 --> 0:53:31.919 hanging down to your ankle. Baby, you are done. You're 0:53:31.940 --> 0:53:34.770 going to die soon. That can't be good. That can't 0:53:34.810 --> 0:53:35.610 be okay. 0:53:35.710 --> 0:53:37.430 How does it go back up? 0:53:37.870 --> 0:53:39.490 I don't know, Drew. 0:53:39.750 --> 0:53:40.450 Does it retract? 0:53:40.489 --> 0:53:42.130 Because they had it rolled up and they just let 0:53:42.150 --> 0:53:44.010 it out and they were like, here's my red carpet. 0:53:44.130 --> 0:53:45.990 Like, girl, ew. 0:53:46.890 --> 0:53:49.339 Oh, no. My rectal red carpet. 0:53:49.700 --> 0:53:49.839 Ew. 0:53:50.120 --> 0:53:51.380 How much money would it cost for you to have 0:53:51.400 --> 0:53:52.140 a prolapse like that? 0:53:52.960 --> 0:53:57.569 Like 25K. In this economy, that's all you're going to 0:53:57.590 --> 0:53:58.770 ask for, bro. 0:53:58.810 --> 0:54:00.070 That's all I'm going to get. 0:54:00.110 --> 0:54:00.509 That's true. 0:54:00.530 --> 0:54:01.089 That's a good point. 0:54:01.110 --> 0:54:04.090 Think of your fucking hospital bills. That's what I'm thinking. 0:54:04.110 --> 0:54:05.730 You don't go to the hospital for a prolapse. 0:54:06.150 --> 0:54:07.710 How do you keep that not infected? How do you 0:54:07.750 --> 0:54:10.489 know that's going to- It comes back up. Just naturally? 0:54:10.510 --> 0:54:11.960 Yeah, like do a Kegel on it. 0:54:13.520 --> 0:54:14.340 That must hurt. 0:54:14.360 --> 0:54:16.980 It probably feels good. If you have a prolapse, please 0:54:17.000 --> 0:54:19.200 call in. Imagine the air- I wish I had a 0:54:19.219 --> 0:54:23.820 phone here. Imagine the air hitting your colon, like that's outside. 0:54:23.840 --> 0:54:24.680 Probably feels very good. 0:54:24.700 --> 0:54:24.890 It's true. 0:54:25.360 --> 0:54:29.540 Or like imagine someone going up to it and doing this. 0:54:29.620 --> 0:54:33.160 Actually, we have to stop because I'm not kidding. I 0:54:33.239 --> 0:54:35.660 am not kidding. Within this conversation for the first time, 0:54:35.680 --> 0:54:39.660 I just actually had the vision of human anatomy and 0:54:39.860 --> 0:54:45.730 really what a prolapsed anus is. Oh, my God. Please stop. 0:54:45.870 --> 0:54:50.330 I saw Josiah's balls. 0:54:50.390 --> 0:54:51.969 I saw Josiah's balls last night. 0:54:52.650 --> 0:54:53.450 Okay. 0:54:53.650 --> 0:54:55.569 Because Drew decides to pull the blanket off of me. 0:54:55.590 --> 0:54:57.190 Because you were being mean as fuck. 0:54:57.250 --> 0:55:00.009 And I'm like sitting there minding my business, twirling my 0:55:00.050 --> 0:55:04.669 skin down there. And like as anybody would do, because 0:55:04.690 --> 0:55:06.740 I'm like, I'm going to bed. I'm getting comfortable with myself. 0:55:06.800 --> 0:55:08.200 I'm meshing inside my body. 0:55:08.219 --> 0:55:09.759 You're jerking off in front of me and Enya. 0:55:09.780 --> 0:55:10.719 I have my thumb up my butt. 0:55:10.739 --> 0:55:12.260 You're meshing with your body? 0:55:12.620 --> 0:55:15.839 I'm like, you know, becoming one with everything. And then 0:55:15.880 --> 0:55:17.380 Drew pulls the blanket off me and I'm like. 0:55:17.400 --> 0:55:19.420 He was grounding himself. I was. 0:55:19.440 --> 0:55:20.879 I don't know. 0:55:20.920 --> 0:55:25.450 That's real. I remember one time Orion and I, when 0:55:25.489 --> 0:55:26.930 we were staying together in a hotel. 0:55:26.950 --> 0:55:27.830 Playing with those pubes. 0:55:27.930 --> 0:55:35.410 Yeah. I can't remember which one of us. Girl. Oh, no. Oh, no. 0:55:35.570 --> 0:55:36.990 Please, no. Don't say. 0:55:37.410 --> 0:55:38.090 Oh, no. 0:55:38.200 --> 0:55:38.640 Oh, no. 0:55:39.290 --> 0:55:39.890 What is that from? 0:55:40.130 --> 0:55:42.870 That's from my rap verse. Oh no, I gotta run 0:55:42.890 --> 0:55:43.730 real fast. 0:55:43.750 --> 0:55:46.339 Oh no. Oh no. 0:55:47.840 --> 0:55:49.000 Can you do your scream like that? 0:55:49.940 --> 0:55:52.759 I have to finish this. 0:55:53.239 --> 0:55:55.759 Orion was doing her makeup because she was going to 0:55:55.800 --> 0:55:57.420 leave early for this event. And I was sitting on 0:55:57.440 --> 0:55:59.540 the bed right next to her. And she was in 0:55:59.600 --> 0:56:02.419 front of a mirror, like crisscross applesauce naked with a robot. 0:56:02.600 --> 0:56:04.890 And she was literally playing with her fucking pews. 0:56:05.410 --> 0:56:07.029 And you were in bed playing with your pews. 0:56:07.090 --> 0:56:09.290 Yeah, I know. But like that was, I remember. 0:56:09.390 --> 0:56:09.830 It's cute. 0:56:09.910 --> 0:56:13.870 I remember. But that dream, that dream, that was only 0:56:13.930 --> 0:56:16.850 such a fond memory because that was, that was so 0:56:16.930 --> 0:56:17.930 long ago at this point. 0:56:19.100 --> 0:56:20.830 Remember when y'all cried in bed next to each other? 0:56:21.030 --> 0:56:24.090 Yes, but the memory I'm thinking of is literally like 2021, 0:56:24.090 --> 0:56:28.069 which I'm like, that was five years ago. Guys, as 0:56:28.130 --> 0:56:30.810 you can tell, Drew and I just woke up. We 0:56:30.830 --> 0:56:31.440 just woke up. 0:56:34.040 --> 0:56:34.940 We have arrived. 0:56:35.680 --> 0:56:37.980 Remember when we all hugged? 0:56:38.040 --> 0:56:40.380 When? Like, I feel like we hug often. 0:56:48.290 --> 0:56:51.690 Dude, Josiah, you scare me, bro. 0:56:52.090 --> 0:56:54.330 Drew, is it Josh? No, Josh started calling me an 0:56:54.390 --> 0:56:55.529 experiment last night. 0:56:55.590 --> 0:56:55.740 You are. 0:56:55.750 --> 0:56:57.009 Why is she laughing so damn hard? 0:56:57.030 --> 0:56:58.270 You're the experiment, bro. 0:56:58.290 --> 0:57:00.300 I'm not an experiment. I'm a human. By the way, 0:57:00.410 --> 0:57:02.140 anyone who's listening, if you know me and you think 0:57:02.200 --> 0:57:03.700 I'm an experiment. I'm a human. 0:57:03.780 --> 0:57:04.560 I have healing. 0:57:04.600 --> 0:57:05.259 Exactly. I am a human. 0:57:05.280 --> 0:57:05.640 I'm a human. 0:57:05.660 --> 0:57:06.799 What about eight inches and thick? 0:57:06.820 --> 0:57:07.740 Huh? 0:57:08.440 --> 0:57:09.860 What about eight inches and thick? 0:57:09.900 --> 0:57:10.719 Come find out. 0:57:11.580 --> 0:57:15.239 Come find out. Come find out. You want me to 0:57:15.280 --> 0:57:15.719 do my scream? 0:57:20.310 --> 0:57:21.110 Wait, let me record. 0:57:21.200 --> 0:57:22.800 Actually, no, I have a session tomorrow. I can't. 0:57:22.820 --> 0:57:24.280 Can you do it one more time? No, it's okay. 0:57:24.300 --> 0:57:24.920 You don't have to. 0:57:24.920 --> 0:57:25.480 Unless you want to. 0:57:27.020 --> 0:57:28.920 That's like the video of the mom with the kid 0:57:28.940 --> 0:57:31.780 who she's like, wait, cry, cry. You're putting too much 0:57:31.820 --> 0:57:33.800 at the camera. And he's like, no, I'm actually crying though, mom. 0:57:33.820 --> 0:57:36.459 No, he goes like this. He tries to like listen 0:57:36.480 --> 0:57:39.110 to her. And he goes like this. She's like, no, no, no. No, no, no. 0:57:39.180 --> 0:57:39.689 Hand here. 0:57:39.930 --> 0:57:40.590 Hand here. 0:57:40.770 --> 0:57:45.310 Don't cover your mouth. Don't cover your mouth. Aw. Drew, 0:57:45.570 --> 0:57:48.830 just do the head motion. Ah! I was going to 0:57:48.870 --> 0:57:50.490 say you didn't need to do it again. We have 0:57:50.530 --> 0:57:52.720 the audio recording, so we could have just had it 0:57:52.780 --> 0:57:53.260 lip sync. 0:57:53.540 --> 0:57:56.160 But I did it again. And again and again and again. 0:57:56.360 --> 0:57:58.140 Again and again and again and again. 0:57:59.100 --> 0:58:00.460 Well, y'all asked me if I could do a prank 0:58:00.480 --> 0:58:01.540 call on the pod today. Do you want me to 0:58:01.560 --> 0:58:04.030 prank call? Oh, my God, yes. I'm prank calling Prada. 0:58:04.070 --> 0:58:06.130 Because it's actually 8,000 degrees in here. 0:58:06.150 --> 0:58:07.730 I was going to say Prada is the one. 0:58:10.270 --> 0:58:11.270 Welcome to Prada. 0:58:11.730 --> 0:58:14.950 So classy. They can put all the classy music they 0:58:14.990 --> 0:58:17.280 want to on it. You still have long wait times. 0:58:17.300 --> 0:58:19.420 Well, you're calling after hours right now. Thank you for 0:58:19.460 --> 0:58:23.260 calling Prada Client Service. Ms. Malwala, how can I assist you? 0:58:23.760 --> 0:58:25.940 Hi, how are you doing today? 0:58:25.960 --> 0:58:28.740 I'm well, thank you. How are you? 0:58:29.260 --> 0:58:32.170 I am good. Thanks so much for asking. Actually, I'm 0:58:32.210 --> 0:58:35.050 calling because I have a question about store policy, and 0:58:35.110 --> 0:58:36.350 I was wondering if maybe you could help me out 0:58:36.370 --> 0:58:36.710 with that. 0:58:38.270 --> 0:58:39.370 Sure, what's your inquiry? 0:58:39.820 --> 0:58:41.640 Okay, so if I'm going into the store, I'm in 0:58:41.680 --> 0:58:44.440 Los Angeles, so there's a few locations in Southern California, 0:58:44.460 --> 0:58:48.120 I think. If I want to go in and I 0:58:48.140 --> 0:58:50.720 want to eat on the shoes and bite on them, 0:58:51.060 --> 0:58:52.540 if I want to eat the shoes, can I go 0:58:52.600 --> 0:58:53.920 in and can I do that? 0:58:53.940 --> 0:58:56.920 Because I want to taste before. Let me think about 0:58:56.960 --> 0:58:57.740 that for a moment. 0:58:57.760 --> 0:59:00.030 Say, because I want to taste it before. Yeah, it's 0:59:00.050 --> 0:59:02.210 like kind of a try before you buy taste test. 0:59:03.050 --> 0:59:05.850 Yeah, no, I totally understand. Just let me think. 0:59:06.420 --> 0:59:09.250 The most understanding person I've ever got. Does she know 0:59:09.270 --> 0:59:09.690 what I said? 0:59:09.740 --> 0:59:18.670 Is there anything else i could answer for you oh. 0:59:19.010 --> 0:59:21.830 Okay well if i if i purchase them then i 0:59:21.870 --> 0:59:24.270 can right just like not before i purchase them. 0:59:25.650 --> 0:59:28.690 Yeah, absolutely. Whatever you purchase, you can do whatever you'd 0:59:28.710 --> 0:59:30.870 like with since you own it. Is there anything else 0:59:30.890 --> 0:59:31.910 that I could assist with? 0:59:34.870 --> 0:59:38.110 I think maybe. Well, thank you so much for calling Prada. Oh, 0:59:38.220 --> 0:59:39.180 she was like. 0:59:39.320 --> 0:59:41.970 Well, no, they've been trained. They've literally been trained. 0:59:41.990 --> 0:59:43.070 I changed their rules. 0:59:43.200 --> 0:59:47.820 No, Josiah actually fundamentally changed a call center's rule because 0:59:47.920 --> 0:59:50.760 all of these designer stores use the same call center rules. 0:59:51.140 --> 0:59:55.140 And they have, like, a warning about Josiah calling to 0:59:55.240 --> 0:59:56.260 ask to eat the shoes. 0:59:56.320 --> 0:59:57.880 Coach doesn't because they're bums. 0:59:59.100 --> 1:00:03.340 Sorry, Coach. We are located on the seventh floor across 1:00:03.410 --> 1:00:04.590 from Apple. Okay. 1:00:04.790 --> 1:00:07.720 Our store hours are Monday through Saturday from 8 a.m. 1:00:07.750 --> 1:00:08.470 to 8 a.m. 1:00:09.070 --> 1:00:10.730 And 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. 1:00:10.790 --> 1:00:11.310 On Sundays. 1:00:11.330 --> 1:00:11.790 Not too much. 1:00:12.750 --> 1:00:14.450 I'm picturing that against the Coach Topia's. 1:00:15.110 --> 1:00:17.840 Okay, okay. I'm getting in on it. I'm getting in 1:00:17.940 --> 1:00:18.180 on it. 1:00:20.070 --> 1:00:21.630 Thank you for calling Coach at the Beverly Center. This 1:00:21.650 --> 1:00:21.870 is Laura. 1:00:21.910 --> 1:00:22.510 How can I help you? 1:00:22.710 --> 1:00:23.190 Hi. 1:00:23.320 --> 1:00:23.660 Hey. Hi. 1:00:27.780 --> 1:00:30.220 How can I help you? Hello? 1:00:30.940 --> 1:00:31.420 Hello? 1:00:31.560 --> 1:00:31.820 Hi. 1:00:32.140 --> 1:00:32.600 I am. 1:00:33.320 --> 1:00:34.980 This is Coach, right? At Beverly Center? 1:00:36.590 --> 1:00:37.070 Yes, it is. 1:00:37.390 --> 1:00:40.770 Okay, great. I bought a gift for my friend a 1:00:40.810 --> 1:00:42.690 couple of days ago at your store. It was like 1:00:42.710 --> 1:00:46.770 a purse, like a bag. And her birthday's coming up tomorrow, but. 1:00:48.340 --> 1:00:50.360 I hadn't opened it. It just kind of sat in 1:00:50.380 --> 1:00:52.720 the bag in my house and I opened it today 1:00:52.900 --> 1:00:56.480 and I realized that there is like a massive, almost 1:00:56.560 --> 1:01:00.280 like a bite mark taken out of the purse, like 1:01:00.300 --> 1:01:04.170 a chunk missing. And I don't, I just am calling 1:01:04.190 --> 1:01:06.230 because I'm like, what the hell? Like, I've never seen 1:01:06.250 --> 1:01:06.670 that before. 1:01:06.690 --> 1:01:15.230 Yeah, I know. Well, you said you bought it a 1:01:15.230 --> 1:01:15.650 few days ago? 1:01:16.600 --> 1:01:17.140 Yes, I did. 1:01:17.260 --> 1:01:19.180 And I still have the receipt and everything. I just 1:01:19.240 --> 1:01:22.120 am like, it's crazy. It's like huge. It looks like 1:01:22.160 --> 1:01:24.100 a horse bite, like the size of a horse. 1:01:25.440 --> 1:01:26.640 Are they shipped on horse carriage? 1:01:27.020 --> 1:01:28.260 That does not sound right at all. 1:01:28.430 --> 1:01:29.610 Are they shipped on horse carriage? 1:01:29.620 --> 1:01:31.370 You're more than welcome to bring in the product with 1:01:31.410 --> 1:01:32.830 the proof of purchase and we can take a look 1:01:32.870 --> 1:01:33.410 at it for you. 1:01:33.430 --> 1:01:34.370 Are they shipped by horse carriage? 1:01:34.390 --> 1:01:35.830 See if we can swap the. 1:01:35.770 --> 1:01:37.810 Bag out for a different copy of the same item. 1:01:37.830 --> 1:01:42.630 Yeah, unfortunately, there's nothing I can do over the phone, 1:01:42.650 --> 1:01:44.490 but I would suggest definitely bring it in to us. 1:01:44.530 --> 1:01:46.030 We can see if we can swap it out for you. 1:01:46.650 --> 1:01:46.890 Okay. 1:01:46.910 --> 1:01:49.150 I mean, that would be incredible. What time are y'all 1:01:49.190 --> 1:01:49.910 open till today? 1:01:49.930 --> 1:01:53.390 We're open until eight o'clock tonight. 1:01:53.810 --> 1:01:54.050 Okay. 1:01:54.090 --> 1:01:56.290 And is there like manager on site right now or no? 1:01:56.310 --> 1:01:59.710 There's always a manager on site. 1:01:59.790 --> 1:02:00.330 Period. 1:02:00.450 --> 1:02:00.790 Okay. 1:02:02.110 --> 1:02:02.350 All right. 1:02:02.370 --> 1:02:03.830 Well then I guess I'll just bring it. What time 1:02:03.870 --> 1:02:04.650 y'all open tomorrow? 1:02:07.530 --> 1:02:07.860 Okay. 1:02:08.120 --> 1:02:10.500 And also, I mean, you've never, this has never happened, right? 1:02:10.520 --> 1:02:11.540 This is like very strange. 1:02:14.010 --> 1:02:16.060 It's definitely the way you're describing it. I have never 1:02:16.100 --> 1:02:17.960 heard of anything like that happening before. 1:02:17.980 --> 1:02:19.820 I know. I could not believe it when I opened 1:02:19.840 --> 1:02:21.920 the box. I was like, that's, I think that's a 1:02:21.980 --> 1:02:24.200 massive bite taken out of the purse. 1:02:25.260 --> 1:02:28.140 Yeah, I absolutely want to see that. If you'll bring 1:02:28.180 --> 1:02:29.900 in the product to the room, Virgin, we can definitely 1:02:29.920 --> 1:02:31.120 get it taken care of for you. 1:02:31.280 --> 1:02:32.300 Are you going to be in tomorrow? 1:02:34.420 --> 1:02:36.560 I will not be, but my other managers will be 1:02:36.660 --> 1:02:39.060 on site to absolutely help you out as well. All right. 1:02:39.240 --> 1:02:40.760 I'm going to take a picture, too, so you don't 1:02:40.780 --> 1:02:41.280 miss out. 1:02:42.360 --> 1:02:42.740 Please. 1:02:44.460 --> 1:02:44.740 All right. 1:02:44.800 --> 1:02:46.920 Yeah, I'm so sorry that happened. Hopefully, we'll be able 1:02:46.960 --> 1:02:48.860 to get it solved for you tomorrow. 1:02:49.060 --> 1:02:50.340 Okay. Well, I. 1:02:51.000 --> 1:02:53.870 Also, I did... I took the bite out of the bag. 1:02:54.550 --> 1:03:01.800 It was me. Well, that's... if it was you unfortunately 1:03:01.820 --> 1:03:06.320 there's nothing we can do about the the uh the damage. 1:03:07.280 --> 1:03:09.320 Well i well maybe we just keep this between us 1:03:09.500 --> 1:03:10.760 you're not going to be in tomorrow so i'll just 1:03:10.800 --> 1:03:13.600 bring it in and see what they can do i 1:03:13.620 --> 1:03:15.780 just wanted to get it off my chest i'm sorry. 1:03:15.480 --> 1:03:20.680 Poor no worries we'll just bring the product in with 1:03:20.720 --> 1:03:22.410 the proof of purchase and we'll see what we can get. 1:03:22.350 --> 1:03:25.250 Done for you okay well thank you so much what 1:03:25.270 --> 1:03:25.970 was your name again. 1:03:28.750 --> 1:03:29.210 Clock it. 1:03:29.330 --> 1:03:30.189 Okay, thank you so much. 1:03:31.860 --> 1:03:33.320 All right, lovely talking to you. Have a good night. 1:03:33.380 --> 1:03:34.000 Bye, you too. 1:03:35.220 --> 1:03:36.860 She was great, and she's keeping it. 1:03:36.890 --> 1:03:41.150 We're thick as thieves. We're thick as thieves. She's fierce. 1:03:41.490 --> 1:03:42.430 Bleep her name out. 1:03:42.810 --> 1:03:44.130 That was making me sweat. 1:03:44.150 --> 1:03:44.490 I know. 1:03:44.590 --> 1:03:45.570 I feel sick. 1:03:45.830 --> 1:03:47.310 If somehow this comes across to. 1:03:47.330 --> 1:03:49.170 You, girl. You're a real-ass bitch. 1:03:49.190 --> 1:03:50.070 You're a real-ass fuck. 1:03:50.210 --> 1:03:51.030 We love you. 1:03:51.490 --> 1:03:54.510 There's been people who've come up to y'all and been like, 1:03:54.560 --> 1:03:56.460 so I was working at the place that got called. 1:03:56.480 --> 1:03:57.940 Yes, I think I've said it on the podcast. I 1:03:57.960 --> 1:03:59.840 was having dinner in New York, and somebody came up. 1:03:59.840 --> 1:04:01.860 I called Nordstrom again asking if I could eat the shoes, 1:04:01.980 --> 1:04:06.050 and they literally said, is this Josiah? And I was like, 1:04:06.070 --> 1:04:06.890 I think I just hung up. 1:04:06.910 --> 1:04:09.030 Well, that's the issue is you tell people your name 1:04:09.690 --> 1:04:11.280 and you call from your number. 1:04:11.300 --> 1:04:13.320 Because they're not going to pick up an unknown number. 1:04:13.680 --> 1:04:13.900 Yeah. 1:04:14.740 --> 1:04:16.540 And I love calling the hotels. And also, I don't 1:04:16.620 --> 1:04:18.260 give a fuck. What are they going to do? Track 1:04:18.280 --> 1:04:20.380 me down? Oh, call the police on me because I'm 1:04:20.400 --> 1:04:20.760 prank calling you. 1:04:20.780 --> 1:04:22.440 Calling Chateau and telling them you're going to get in 1:04:22.460 --> 1:04:23.960 the pool is so good. 1:04:23.980 --> 1:04:25.560 Because they're so fucking rude. 1:04:25.580 --> 1:04:26.760 They're so rude. 1:04:26.780 --> 1:04:28.870 We call the Chateau Marmont and we're just like, we're 1:04:28.890 --> 1:04:30.170 just going to go swimming right now. How do I 1:04:30.190 --> 1:04:31.950 get in the pool? Yeah, I want to just go swimming. 1:04:31.970 --> 1:04:32.430 And they're like, what? 1:04:32.510 --> 1:04:33.370 And they're like, are you staying here? 1:04:33.390 --> 1:04:35.620 And I'm like, no. All right. I just want to swim. 1:04:35.700 --> 1:04:36.720 I just want to get in the pool. 1:04:36.740 --> 1:04:38.720 And they get so pissed. 1:04:38.860 --> 1:04:41.120 Also, I love calling hotels and trying to negotiate the 1:04:41.180 --> 1:04:43.120 rates as well. And be like, well, let's get that 1:04:43.160 --> 1:04:44.920 down to like 50 a night and I'm going to 1:04:44.940 --> 1:04:46.400 come there right now. Okay, I'll see you soon. 1:04:46.420 --> 1:04:48.180 And they're like, no, no, no. 1:04:48.600 --> 1:04:50.780 We're asking them, do you do hourly? They get very 1:04:50.840 --> 1:04:53.130 angry because I think they think like prostituting. All right, 1:04:53.150 --> 1:04:53.830 Drew's fell asleep. 1:04:53.850 --> 1:04:56.050 He's passing out because it's like a sauna in here. 1:04:56.690 --> 1:04:58.870 I'm going to go back there. Or do you guys 1:04:58.890 --> 1:04:59.970 just want to do media? Yeah. 1:05:00.330 --> 1:05:00.650 Oh, yeah. 1:05:01.560 --> 1:05:03.200 Media of the week. 1:05:03.520 --> 1:05:06.660 Eek, eek. I just looked at Drew's phone so crazy. 1:05:06.960 --> 1:05:07.900 Media of the week. 1:05:07.920 --> 1:05:10.200 You were like Beyonce looking at Jay-Z's phone at the 1:05:10.240 --> 1:05:14.900 basketball game. There's people who be looking at phones. I'm like, oh. 1:05:14.960 --> 1:05:16.060 Is that people who look at phones? 1:05:16.120 --> 1:05:17.840 Yeah, I'm like, mind your fucking business. 1:05:18.120 --> 1:05:23.650 My media is Under Your Spell by Desire, Bernadette Frost Children, 1:05:23.670 --> 1:05:26.970 and Pink and Blue by Hannah Diamond. 1:05:27.990 --> 1:05:28.209 And? 1:05:30.230 --> 1:05:32.180 Josiah. Or Josie. 1:05:32.200 --> 1:05:34.040 Josie's someone I never knew. 1:05:34.060 --> 1:05:34.560 Thank you, yeah. 1:05:35.550 --> 1:05:38.070 Well, of course. Duh, I've already said that three times. Oh, 1:05:38.110 --> 1:05:38.990 have you? Yes. 1:05:39.990 --> 1:05:40.470 Yes. 1:05:40.670 --> 1:05:42.750 Yes. 1:05:43.110 --> 1:05:46.810 My media is someone I never knew by this new artist, Josie, who's, like, 1:05:48.630 --> 1:05:49.410 very interesting. 1:05:49.670 --> 1:05:50.190 Yeah. 1:05:50.230 --> 1:05:54.610 Like, so, I don't know. Everybody look into him. And 1:05:54.850 --> 1:05:57.430 then also the Emperor's New Groove. 1:05:58.750 --> 1:06:00.190 Oh, that's a great rewatch. 1:06:00.270 --> 1:06:02.590 And also Wife Swap. Like, old episodes of Wife Swap 1:06:02.610 --> 1:06:04.450 we've been watching. Crazy. 1:06:04.470 --> 1:06:06.010 So insane. 1:06:06.030 --> 1:06:06.450 Insane. 1:06:06.570 --> 1:06:10.800 Really, really great. Like, that's when those kind of series, 1:06:10.900 --> 1:06:15.240 to me, I'm like, this borders documentarian-style media. 1:06:15.720 --> 1:06:16.740 Also, Raven Linnaeus' new album. 1:06:16.760 --> 1:06:18.120 Oh, my God. 1:06:18.160 --> 1:06:19.040 You probably already said that. 1:06:19.120 --> 1:06:20.610 Yeah, I say it, like, every week. 1:06:20.640 --> 1:06:21.880 It's, like, all I've been listening to. 1:06:21.890 --> 1:06:22.230 It's too good. 1:06:22.910 --> 1:06:23.110 And.... 1:06:26.160 --> 1:06:31.890 Yeah, I don't really have any, like, crazy media. Yeah, 1:06:31.970 --> 1:06:34.410 I haven't been, like, watching anything. 1:06:34.450 --> 1:06:35.910 You were watching something when I came upstairs. I just 1:06:35.930 --> 1:06:36.730 watched Spongebob and stuff. 1:06:37.250 --> 1:06:38.030 Mommy Dearest? 1:06:38.330 --> 1:06:39.230 Was it Mommy Dearest? 1:06:39.350 --> 1:06:40.490 I watched Mommy Dearest recently. 1:06:40.510 --> 1:06:41.970 A Woman Under the Influence. Watch that. 1:06:41.990 --> 1:06:42.710 I watched that recently. 1:06:42.730 --> 1:06:44.700 Jesus Christ. Oh, I know, I know, I know. Gina Rollins, 1:06:44.780 --> 1:06:48.540 what a great actress. Rest in peace. Also, Here You 1:06:48.560 --> 1:06:49.700 Come Again by Dolly Parton. 1:06:50.500 --> 1:06:50.620 Aw. 1:06:51.040 --> 1:06:51.960 Rest in peace, baby. 1:06:52.340 --> 1:06:56.160 Hard Candy Christmas. clocking that's gonna be a hard lesson 1:06:56.820 --> 1:06:58.760 like actually i listened i listened to it when i 1:06:58.820 --> 1:07:01.800 found out it made me so sad okay well guys 1:07:01.880 --> 1:07:06.290 be safe be love be laughter. 1:07:05.570 --> 1:07:12.090 Um you are the universe encounter or perceiving itself oh your. 1:07:11.990 --> 1:07:14.780 Knee skin is wrapped around the tip of your knee 1:07:14.820 --> 1:07:17.400 like a fucking uncircumcised penis. 1:07:17.020 --> 1:07:19.680 Be confident be charismatic. 1:07:20.350 --> 1:07:22.930 Also i am so sorry i had my nasty hairy 1:07:22.990 --> 1:07:25.230 legs showing this whole time i always get insecure about 1:07:25.290 --> 1:07:25.430 that 1:07:49.100 --> 1:07:49.360 Thank you.