Speaker 1: Brooking Jewels. Second date date. Do you ever have one
Speaker 1: of those days where you feel like the world's just
Speaker 1: making you its personal toilet, like the day after it
Speaker 1: had some bad Mexican food and it just keeps dumping
Speaker 1: on you over and over and over again. Well, that's
Speaker 1: the kind of day that Kevin had when he decided
Speaker 1: to go out on a date with the girl that
Speaker 1: he wants to call today. Her name is Denise. I
Speaker 1: guess Kevin, your email said that you had a terrible
Speaker 1: day when you went out with this girl. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: the worst. I don't even know what happened, and I
Speaker 1: already feel empathy for you. So tell us a little
Speaker 1: bit about it. What was so bad about your day? Okay?
Speaker 1: So leading up to the date, Um, somebody rear ended me,
Speaker 1: so I had to bring the car into the shop.
Speaker 1: So I didn't have a car to bring her on
Speaker 1: the date. Oh that sucks, okay, But she's got a
Speaker 1: understanding of that, Like you gave her heads up, right,
Speaker 1: Well yeah, yeah, I had given her heads though, but
Speaker 1: it was you know, last minute, like two hours before
Speaker 1: the date. Oh that sucks, all right. So running through
Speaker 1: my head now, I'm like I looked like an idiot
Speaker 1: because I shan't bring her on the date. And that's
Speaker 1: what you want to be. You want to be gentleman, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, chivalry. But at least it wasn't like you
Speaker 1: just didn't have a car and you forgot to tell
Speaker 1: her in two hours before you're like, oh, yeah, my bad,
Speaker 1: you gotta drive. You were in an accident. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: if anything, it's got to be a good read on
Speaker 1: her personality, right, because if she's a total ahole about it,
Speaker 1: you probably know you don't want to date her any further. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's a really good point because people also tend
Speaker 1: to judge you on the first date. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: you're going out on a first date with somebody. That's
Speaker 1: always when they're looking at you most critically. Absolutely, So
Speaker 1: what else happened? I mean, was that the terrible bad
Speaker 1: thing that happened to you that day? Well that was
Speaker 1: pretty pretty bad because then I had to call her
Speaker 1: and ask her to come pick me up. All right,
Speaker 1: So it started out being hey, I'll pick you up
Speaker 1: at seven, and then it was um, I got a
Speaker 1: car accident, can you come pick me up at seven? Right?
Speaker 1: And then how how bad does it look if I'm
Speaker 1: opening the door of her car to you know, get
Speaker 1: her to say it, Yeah, did you do that? Did
Speaker 1: you actually go and open her car door? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: did as a joke to kind of break the eye.
Speaker 1: That's a good move, A good move. She thought it
Speaker 1: was funny. She thought it was funny. That's good. So
Speaker 1: we get to the restaurant, and then to make my
Speaker 1: day even worse, they didn't have my reservation. That sucks
Speaker 1: because now it looks like you didn't even make a reservation.
Speaker 1: I know, I know it looks even worse on my
Speaker 1: behalf because here I am trying to be really organized
Speaker 1: for this date and she's kind of looking at me
Speaker 1: as if to say, who is Yeah, I would start
Speaker 1: to not believe any of your story at this point,
Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, that's exactly why I thought she was thinking.
Speaker 1: You know, you kind of look at somebody's face and
Speaker 1: you can see their eyes kind of drifting to the side,
Speaker 1: like oh God, okay, sure your car us in the shop?
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, sure you made a reservation. What's next?
Speaker 1: You forgot your credit card and she has to pay?
Speaker 1: Imagine that, No, I had my credit card with me. Good,
Speaker 1: I'm glad. We at least got that worked out. Where'd
Speaker 1: you guys end up eating? Did you go somewhere else? Well? No,
Speaker 1: we actually got to stay at that restaurant because they
Speaker 1: had a space at the back of the restaurant right
Speaker 1: by the kitchen. Oh, one of the good tables. So
Speaker 1: how was dinner once you finally got in there? It
Speaker 1: was actually really good. Yeah, we had a great time. Um,
Speaker 1: we had just talked the entire time. We kind of
Speaker 1: put our cell phones to the side. Do you know
Speaker 1: how you stack upon so that the first person to
Speaker 1: answer the cell phone typically pay for the meal. That's
Speaker 1: what we were kind of joking about. Oh, I've never
Speaker 1: played that game. Sounds fine. Oh yeah, it's really efficient.
Speaker 1: It gets people off their phones really quick. Yeah. So wait,
Speaker 1: you were actually going to take her pay if she
Speaker 1: answered a text message before you? Well, I was out,
Speaker 1: I was going to pay anyway. Well, it was just
Speaker 1: kind of incentive for us to really keep communicatient. I
Speaker 1: got a fun icebreaker. Yeah. So we finished meal, we
Speaker 1: get to dessert, and we actually had dessert, which is
Speaker 1: a great sign on a date because that means, you know,
Speaker 1: you can just talk over dessert. You never want to
Speaker 1: eat dessert fast. You don't want to be that person. Well,
Speaker 1: it means that she wants to stay longer and actually
Speaker 1: talk to you, because if she's having a horrible time,
Speaker 1: she's not going to order dessert check right exactly. So
Speaker 1: afterwards we've hide the bill and she drives me. That's right,
Speaker 1: she had to drive because you didn't have your car.
Speaker 1: Did you guys, kiss or anything that she was? She
Speaker 1: a gentlewoman and walked you to the door. Well, here's
Speaker 1: the thing I had joked. I was like, hey, do
Speaker 1: you want to walk me to the door? Um? And
Speaker 1: she she didn't, and she turned you down. What she's saying.
Speaker 1: She was like, no, I'm good. So I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: So I tried to wrap the night up quickly and
Speaker 1: I leave in for a kiss and she was like
Speaker 1: hmm maybe next time. Yeah, you should have known when
Speaker 1: she said no to the doorwalk that she didn't want
Speaker 1: the kiss, Like that's why she said no. Well, I
Speaker 1: was trying to compromise. I was like, we can stay
Speaker 1: in the car. So you ended with no kiss and
Speaker 1: her saying no, I'm good to walking you to the door.
Speaker 1: It sounds like she might have not been having as
Speaker 1: good of a time as you thought. She yet I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna lie. I felt like she was sending you
Speaker 1: mixed signals ordering the dessert and then not going in
Speaker 1: for the kiss at the end. Yeah, that's what I thought.
Speaker 1: Why do you think she's not calling you back? Begin Yes,
Speaker 1: you're right, there was a few things. Okay, well we'll
Speaker 1: play a song, come back, call her and get your
Speaker 1: second date update. All right, sounds good, Thank you, hold
Speaker 1: on brooking jubil in the morning. Second, Hello, everybody, and
Speaker 1: welcome back to second Date Update Field. Taking the plate
Speaker 1: right now? Is Kevin? Kevin went out with a girl
Speaker 1: named Denise when he stepped up to the plate, and
Speaker 1: strike number one came when he got in a car
Speaker 1: accident and couldn't pick her up for the date. And
Speaker 1: if that wasn't enough, strike number two came after the
Speaker 1: restaurant didn't have Kevin's reservation down in their records, and
Speaker 1: of course strike number three when Kevin went in for
Speaker 1: a kiss at the end of the night and got
Speaker 1: the old n oh. He went in for a kiss
Speaker 1: and she said no, And Kevin, of course thinks he's
Speaker 1: not getting a call back because his date went so bad. Now,
Speaker 1: are you sure after listening to that play by play
Speaker 1: that you maybe shouldn't just chuck this game up to
Speaker 1: a loss. Move on? No, right, he liked her that much. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was fun, that's right. Sometimes in life you strike
Speaker 1: out and then you just have to get right back
Speaker 1: up there and swing again. Am I right? Kevin? Sounds good?
Speaker 1: All right, let's hope you don't get sent back down
Speaker 1: to the minor leagues. All right, are you ready? Let's
Speaker 1: do it? He's like, yes, I've been ready for a
Speaker 1: long time, but I want you all to shut up already. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm glad you said it's not me. All Right, here
Speaker 1: we go, Kevin. Hello, all right, I was looking for Denise. Hey, Denise,
Speaker 1: how are you? Who is this jewel from Brook and
Speaker 1: Jewel in the Morning the radio show? Okay, I've I've
Speaker 1: heard of it? Sweet, awesome, we're taking a survey today. Cool,
Speaker 1: we'll check that down. Any idea why I'm calling you? No,
Speaker 1: you recently went out with a guy named Kevin. How
Speaker 1: How would you know that? I know that because Kevin
Speaker 1: actually emailed us and told us a little bit about
Speaker 1: your date and then asked if we could call you
Speaker 1: to find out why you don't want to go out
Speaker 1: with him again? Really, he wrote into you guys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he emailed us. It's a segment we do on our show.
Speaker 1: We do it all the time. It's called a second
Speaker 1: date update. There are a lot of reasons why I
Speaker 1: don't want to go out with him again, reasons I
Speaker 1: want to hear at least a couple. Let's start with
Speaker 1: the beginning. He said that he thought you might not
Speaker 1: be calling him back because his car was like in
Speaker 1: the shop and you had to go pick him up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it worked out, like I have a car.
Speaker 1: It was fine to understand when people get in like accidents,
Speaker 1: like obviously he hadn't planned for that. Hopefully it's not
Speaker 1: like a thing that happens all the time, because then
Speaker 1: that's like a whole another issue. But what else did
Speaker 1: he tell you about the date? He said that you
Speaker 1: guys had dinner, shared dessert, and then you drove him
Speaker 1: back to his place. Yeah, and he tried to get
Speaker 1: a kiss and you were just like, nope, no way,
Speaker 1: no way. See, and I thought that was mixed signals
Speaker 1: because you ordered dessert, which usually indicates you're having a
Speaker 1: good time and you want it to last longer. No,
Speaker 1: I just like dessert. Oh okay, I could sacrifice into chocolate.
Speaker 1: I get that, all right. So he wasn't so terrible
Speaker 1: that you couldn't eat dessert with him, that's what you're saying.
Speaker 1: I could handle a couple more minutes. Okay, okay, So
Speaker 1: what didn't you like about him? Then it all sort
Speaker 1: of started when I picked him up. I was okay
Speaker 1: with picking him up, but when he got in the car,
Speaker 1: you know, I could just tell that he was really frazzled.
Speaker 1: And I get it. He was just in a car accident,
Speaker 1: calling his insurance, Like I totally am a human and
Speaker 1: I understand that, Like that's really stressful. But when he
Speaker 1: got in the car, he said he was tired, and
Speaker 1: I was like, do you want me to take you home?
Speaker 1: But he just said no, And he just asked if
Speaker 1: we drove to the restaurant in silence because he is
Speaker 1: just gonna take a little micro nap. Yes, are you serious?
Speaker 1: He slept in the car while you drove at the restaurant. Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, it won't like fine,
Speaker 1: turn on the radio like let him zone out. Totally
Speaker 1: get that. Then he actually closed his eyes said like thanks,
Speaker 1: like we'll catch up when we get to the restaurant.
Speaker 1: Shut up, what's going through your head when you're driving
Speaker 1: in the car with the sleeping stranger sitting next to you.
Speaker 1: It was like just really bizarre. Did he ever address
Speaker 1: it like apologist, like Hey, I'm sorry that I took
Speaker 1: a nap. No. In fact, when we got to the restaurant,
Speaker 1: I put the car in park and he just snapped
Speaker 1: right awake, and it was like, oh, here we are.
Speaker 1: And I mean it was so weird, like he just
Speaker 1: was like this brand new refresh person after this time
Speaker 1: in the car ride and this little nap that he took.
Speaker 1: That's all the guy needed was a nap, a little
Speaker 1: power nap and then you're good. Yeah. I mean, we
Speaker 1: were having such a good time, like really nice, easy conversation,
Speaker 1: and then we ordered dessert, and right after we ordered,
Speaker 1: he said, I'm going to take a little nap again
Speaker 1: at the table. At the table, is he I mean,
Speaker 1: was he joking with you at that point? No, So
Speaker 1: I asked him if he was joking, and he said
Speaker 1: he wasn't. And before he even finished that sentence, he
Speaker 1: was curled up in a little ball in the booth
Speaker 1: in the back of the restaurant, Like he actually curled
Speaker 1: up in a ball in the booth lay down pretty much.
Speaker 1: I mean he wasn't sucking his thumb, but he was
Speaker 1: getting very comfortable. And he wasn't kicked out of the restaurant.
Speaker 1: I've done that a lot drunk, and they kick you
Speaker 1: out because of the drunk party. That's a sleeping part.
Speaker 1: How long was he a sleep for? Like fifteen minutes? Wait?
Speaker 1: It was like they put the plate on the table
Speaker 1: and he just snapped awake and was like ready to
Speaker 1: have more conversation. And I was just very confused. So
Speaker 1: you're sitting there twiddling your thumbs for fifteen minutes, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then he just goes back into talking about whatever
Speaker 1: you guys left off on. It was incredible. I have
Speaker 1: never heard or seen of, you know, this ability to
Speaker 1: nap anywhere, but it happened on my date. And I
Speaker 1: don't know, I know the perfect way to figure it out, Denise,
Speaker 1: what's that? Why don't we just ask him? Because Kevin's
Speaker 1: actually on the other line listening to this conversation to
Speaker 1: you or sleeping through the conversation. I don't what, Kevin,
Speaker 1: are you there? Yeah, I'm here? Wake up? Kevin? This
Speaker 1: is not happening. Oh, it actually is, Denise. I didn't
Speaker 1: think you'd have such a big problem with napping. You
Speaker 1: can nap all you want in your room, on a
Speaker 1: couch and on the TV. But like on a first date,
Speaker 1: in a restaurant, in my car, but they're just micro naps.
Speaker 1: Like the date wouldn't have gone so well if I
Speaker 1: was here. But in the beginning, I said, we don't
Speaker 1: have to do this, Like I totally like, like I
Speaker 1: knew you were stressed out. I could see it. But
Speaker 1: we did go on a date. We had a great
Speaker 1: time on the date. We even had dessert, and I
Speaker 1: only had two naps. So this is all the time.
Speaker 1: You take naps like that all the time now when
Speaker 1: you're just stressed out at a car accident. They work,
Speaker 1: They work really well. I'm actually supplied more people don't do.
Speaker 1: I don't know why if your body finds so funny. Kevin,
Speaker 1: are you saying that you don't find it strange that
Speaker 1: you took two naps on the first date. No, it's
Speaker 1: it's not strange at all. You're making this out to
Speaker 1: be a bigger issue than it really is. Look, a
Speaker 1: lot of people take micro naps throughout the day. A
Speaker 1: lot of Japanese people take naps throughout the day. Um. Yeah, Ever,
Speaker 1: I mean I take naps. Yeah, I get that, But
Speaker 1: I don't curl up at a restaurant booth with a
Speaker 1: girl I'm trying to impress while I'm eating dinner with her. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's what you're not getting. I couldn't impress her with
Speaker 1: such a great date without taking that nap. You didn't
Speaker 1: impress me by taking those naps either. Okay. Look, I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm on prior here for taking a nap. Okay, Kevin,
Speaker 1: You're not on t for taking a nap. You're not.
Speaker 1: You're on for taking two naps on your first date.
Speaker 1: It is kind of strange. I've listened to you on
Speaker 1: the radio and New York kind of strange. So why
Speaker 1: is this my problem? That is very true, very true.
Speaker 1: I'm still confused. Do you have like a sleeping disorder
Speaker 1: or something, Kevin's it's not a sleeping disorder. You take
Speaker 1: naps or the day it makes you more productive. Michelangelo
Speaker 1: painted the fifteen Chapel by taking naps. Okay he did, Yeah, okay, Kevin,
Speaker 1: but I doubt that he took naps. Well, he was
Speaker 1: on a first date with a girl. That's sure. We
Speaker 1: don't know much about Michelangelo's dating experience. I'm sure if
Speaker 1: he did have a girl that he was dating, that
Speaker 1: he would have taken micro naps and they would have
Speaker 1: had a great date. I will say, Denise, I mean,
Speaker 1: despite this odd behavior, which isn't really necessarily bad towards
Speaker 1: you at all, you had a great time when he
Speaker 1: was awake. Yeah, okay, Denise, what about this? What if
Speaker 1: I can promise you that Kevin stays awake and you
Speaker 1: guys go out on a second date, we will pay.
Speaker 1: You're going to come with us. I know I don't
Speaker 1: want to be around Kevin, but we will pay for
Speaker 1: a second date if you'll go out with him again. Kevin,
Speaker 1: can you stay awake? Yes? Or we could take a
Speaker 1: lassing date together. Oh there you go? Well come time.
Speaker 1: Uh that's an attractive offer. But I think I like
Speaker 1: to go on dates where people stay awake the whole
Speaker 1: time and we don't have to worry about Okay. I
Speaker 1: think I think you should take a micro napp and
Speaker 1: make that decision again. I'm okay, I'm okay with my
Speaker 1: sleep schedule like a grown woman. He stays awake. Are
Speaker 1: you sure, Denise, Denise, we could wait for like ten
Speaker 1: minutes while you take an appen sleep. Would you mind?
Speaker 1: Just how everyone knows that that feels like? All right? Well, Denise,
Speaker 1: thank you very much. Yeah, Kevin, I'm sorry we couldn't
Speaker 1: get you a second date. It was worth a try.
Speaker 1: Maybe warn people about your micro naps, let them know
Speaker 1: what you're doing first, or just learn how to stay
Speaker 1: awake for a four hour span. I don't know. You know,
Speaker 1: you guys are really missing out here. Micro Naps are
Speaker 1: the way out of the future. If you want to
Speaker 1: be productive, if you want to, you know, bring your
Speaker 1: ratings up, you should probably try. We'll try anything at
Speaker 1: this point, so yeah, why not In the morning text
Speaker 1: in at seven eight, five nine two that says maybe
Speaker 1: that guy had narcolepsi. You need to back off. No,
Speaker 1: he did not have NARCILEPSI. I'm talking about today's second
Speaker 1: date update. He admitted that he did not have any
Speaker 1: disorder with sleeping. If you missed it, Kevin wanted to
Speaker 1: call a girl named Denise. They went out for a
Speaker 1: date to dinner and during the date. The reason that
Speaker 1: she wasn't calling him back was because he took naps,
Speaker 1: Like in the car ride there, he was like, hold
Speaker 1: on a second, I'm gonna take a nap till we
Speaker 1: get there. And then at the dinner table he actually
Speaker 1: took a little just you know, a couple of minutes
Speaker 1: micro naps that is what he called them. And he
Speaker 1: didn't see a problem with it. He's like, what I
Speaker 1: needed to recharge so that I could be you know,
Speaker 1: give you all that I have to give on the dates.
Speaker 1: I need to rest up, I will say. She said
Speaker 1: he was absolutely delightful when he was away. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: really really charged him, and said every single time he
Speaker 1: woke up, he was like a completely different person. She
Speaker 1: seemed ready to forgive him after the car nap, but
Speaker 1: then when it came to the dessert nap in the
Speaker 1: restaurant booth, it was just too much. Yeah, a little
Speaker 1: over the top. Somebody texted in at seven eight, five
Speaker 1: nine two and said, my ten year old is taking
Speaker 1: a micro nap right now. It's kind of like she
Speaker 1: was on a date with a ten year old and
Speaker 1: just kept falling asleep. I don't know if I have
Speaker 1: low standards, but I would have gone out with him again. Really, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know like he sounded. She said she had
Speaker 1: a great time and maybe I love naps. It could
Speaker 1: have worked out. They decided not to go out again.
Speaker 1: He still says it's not weird that he naps all
Speaker 1: the time throughout the day, even on dates. Doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: They'll take a nap at any time it is. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's the part that gets me is he doesn't understand
Speaker 1: that it's not a societal nor Yeah. Well, I mean
Speaker 1: we all love naps, right, but I mean normally take
Speaker 1: a nap, it's like twenty thirty minutes, an hour, two hours.
Speaker 1: This guy literally takes like five minute naps. I don't
Speaker 1: know how you can do that. I get it if
Speaker 1: you love napping, Yeah, I understand that you do, but
Speaker 1: you have to understand most people don't nap when they're
Speaker 1: out in public. But maybe that's right, Maybe we should.
Speaker 1: Maybe we'd be a better, more productive society. I agree,
Speaker 1: he's got it figured out. Yeah, I'm gonna take like
Speaker 1: a minute micro nap right now the next songs. That's
Speaker 1: actually probably gonna happen. You're the one that falls asleep
Speaker 1: in the bathroom stall, that's true. Yeah, I go take
Speaker 1: naps in the bathroom sometimes when I get really tired.
Speaker 1: Maybe I like this guy more than I thought. Yeah. Remember,
Speaker 1: if you want to do a second day update, all
Speaker 1: you have to do is email the show and we
Speaker 1: will call the person who didn't call you back. It's Friday,
Speaker 1: and that means Young Jeffrey will be here to sing
Speaker 1: his song of the week in just a little while.
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