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Speaker 1: Are you leaving all?

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Speaker 2: You wanta way back home?

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Speaker 3: Either way, we want to be there.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you.

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Speaker 4: Claim, and give us time and a turning on and Gaby,

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Speaker 4: we want to send you off InStyle.

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Speaker 2: You wanna welcome you back home? Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 2: We scared her?

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Speaker 5: Was it fine?

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Speaker 1: Mal porn?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 5: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Ride? Do you need.

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Speaker 2: With Karen and Chris?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, yes.

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Speaker 3: Hi, welcome to Do you need a ride? My name

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Speaker 3: is Chris Fairbanks and.

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Speaker 5: I'm Karen Koger. Okay, let's pretend this is a car.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was.

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Speaker 3: Going to bring I couldn't find it, but I did

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Speaker 3: make a cardboard cut out of a fifty seven Chevy

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Speaker 3: that seventh grade I sang little old Lady from Pasadena

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Speaker 5: A classic car, and you still have that.

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Speaker 2: It was a big hit.

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Speaker 3: I had a girlfriend up until high scho because of

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Speaker 3: that performance.

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Speaker 5: Because of one. Was it a talent show.

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Speaker 2: That I don't? I hope that they asked.

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Speaker 5: I just caught you in a lie, didn't I know,

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Speaker 5: I very much.

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Speaker 3: I very much lip synced to little old Lady from Pasadena.

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Speaker 4: From like so then there was a cardboard cut out

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Speaker 4: of a car in front of you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I had like a handle on it and

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Speaker 3: I was having a float like it was a boat.

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Speaker 2: Hank hank.

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Speaker 5: So the car was moving as you were lip syncing.

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Speaker 3: It was stationary, but I gave it motion so if

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Speaker 3: if behind me there were things passing, it would all

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Speaker 3: the elements would then be there.

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Speaker 5: But but hey, boat moves.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is you're used to this, you're

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Speaker 5: This is this is just my whole life now. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: this podcast.

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Speaker 2: Podcasting in front of people.

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Speaker 3: I've never done this, and it's funny because I kind

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Speaker 3: of feel nervous because I've done stand up in front.

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Speaker 2: Of people, but this is so different. It feels like

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Speaker 2: I'm back an improv class.

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Speaker 5: Okay, well, you get up on your feet right now

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Speaker 5: and give me three examples.

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Speaker 3: Just a non geographical location that means not a place

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Speaker 3: on a map or on your lap.

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Speaker 2: How about it on your lap. We're gonna go with that.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. You guys don't need to say anything.

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Speaker 1: And you're a playmate and go.

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Speaker 2: Oh God, I miss it.

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Speaker 5: I'm a playmate sitting on my own lap. Yeah, and scene.

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Speaker 2: I like the suggestions to already.

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Speaker 3: Like when people hear it, they're like, well, I feel

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Speaker 2: It's just a lady on a lap.

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Speaker 5: Yes, what more do you need?

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Speaker 2: Two things that belong together?

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Speaker 5: Ladies and laps?

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Speaker 6: Right, they belonged together, ladies and laps.

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Speaker 4: You've ever seen cinemax, you know that ladies and laps

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Speaker 4: go together. I have I put a certain kind of

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Speaker 4: a hand lotion on there's a you don't know about this.

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Speaker 4: There's a certain kind of intense hand lotion ladies use.

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Speaker 4: It's almost like, uh, it's like it's vaciline. We're pretending

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Speaker 5: We're pretending it's like aromatic or organic and something. It's

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Speaker 2: And it sounds like you're describing a sob.

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Speaker 5: It might be a bone solve solve.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I only have experience that we used to put it

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Speaker 2: But your hands is it like that?

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Speaker 4: But if you it's pretty much for your like nails

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Speaker 5: But I just went ahead and rubbed it all over

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Speaker 4: Look a bit like an exotic dancer from just any

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Speaker 5: I don't claim to look that way.

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Speaker 3: In there there is an unexplained gloss to you, my

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Speaker 3: podcasting globe. Get that lap ready, Hong huh. It's weird

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Speaker 3: that you suggest that I don't know about lotions because

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Speaker 3: I use all kinds ofs like what, let's name some

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Speaker 3: alpha hydroxya newt Regina. There's an SPF in there, not

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Speaker 5: And enough to pretend it's funny.

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Speaker 2: I've been putting it on. I keep making the same mistake.

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Speaker 3: I'll apply it to my face and then I go

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Speaker 3: to bar class, where I then sweat and acid goes

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Speaker 7: Time to get ahead, and yeah, you wear one anyway, Chris, guys,

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Speaker 7: I think you must know this, and if you don't,

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Speaker 7: if you're here just for funzies, hid you'd ride the

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Speaker 3: Originally we would take comics and drive them to and

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Speaker 4: And then it became so that we could not go

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Speaker 2: I think we almost killed Eddie pepatone.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, just with bad vibes.

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Speaker 2: There was a close call.

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Speaker 3: I don't even think he knew, but it's like, well,

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Speaker 2: Let's let's close up shop was lost all inventory?

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Speaker 4: Do we have the recording? Okay, we're fine, but let's

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Speaker 4: never do it again. Then we should we switched to

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Speaker 5: It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter now I can't remember.

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Speaker 4: I was gonna say, oh, if you listen, you know

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Speaker 4: that Chris had an entire hip replaced, and so because

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Speaker 4: of that, yeah, you cheer for Chris's new hip.

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Speaker 2: It's funny, brand new.

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Speaker 5: Do you want to show it off?

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Speaker 3: I mean, okay, god, yes, yes, I'm sore because Greg,

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Speaker 2: During walking the room.

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Speaker 3: I would we were talking about my hip, and I

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Speaker 2: I can run as fast as that could. I think, well,

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Speaker 2: here's the thing. I'm very sore from that.

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Speaker 5: Oh just from thathibition.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like that felt great, And then the

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Speaker 3: old use your pants to move your body you ball the.

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Speaker 1: Dummy.

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Speaker 3: It's like a weekend of Bernie's but it's just Bernie.

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Speaker 4: Oh you're moving your own Bernie, that is you. I'm sorry, well,

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Speaker 4: but I guess I was teeing all that up because

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Speaker 4: in a in an extended physical therapy situation, Chris is now.

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Speaker 5: Taking a ladies bar class.

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Speaker 2: Mostly ladies, thank you. It's very popular sport.

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Speaker 3: I call it a sports but everything that was my therapy,

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Speaker 3: which was rubber bands and sidekicks and slow, concentrated little moves.

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Speaker 2: So that's what bar.

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Speaker 3: And someone told me that, and then I went and

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Speaker 3: I'm like, this is this is my home.

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Speaker 2: And then I just.

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Speaker 3: Got to make sure not to look at it because

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Speaker 3: I feel like a weirdo being the only dude.

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Speaker 2: But I think they it's been great.

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Speaker 5: They love it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure they do.

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Speaker 5: It's fine, you're fun, you have great hair.

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Speaker 4: They can kind of look over at you every once

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Speaker 3: Core, I'm looking at everyone else because I don't know

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Speaker 3: checking out all of.

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Speaker 2: Your They're so in shape.

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Speaker 3: Yes, just ladies doing twenty slow push like little push

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Speaker 3: ups like.

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Speaker 2: That, Knees aren't on the ground. This is a new era.

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Speaker 5: We call it the g I Jane era.

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Speaker 3: We called me feeling so weak, But I feel great. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's really working. I feel great. My mood has improved.

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Speaker 2: Look how happy.

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Speaker 6: If you knew me a year ago, I probably would

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Speaker 6: have punched you.

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Speaker 4: Chris was in constant pain, but still fun to podcast with.

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Speaker 5: I'll tell you all.

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Speaker 2: Thanks. Yeah, you're fun too.

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Speaker 5: Thanks.

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Speaker 3: I get That's the only time I give compliments is

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Speaker 2: Them back.

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Speaker 4: Because they're so painful to engage with, hard to receave,

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Speaker 5: I hear you, I hear you.

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Speaker 4: Well, here to learn to withstand the light of love

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Speaker 4: or something living, And it's grace.

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Speaker 5: That wasn't fue.

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Speaker 3: Was your mom like this too, where if someone complimented

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Speaker 3: her she would say, oh, bullshit, Like someone's like, your

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Speaker 3: hair looks great today.

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Speaker 5: It's terrible.

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Speaker 1: Fuck.

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Speaker 5: This is what my mom would do, compliment.

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Speaker 2: Me, I really like that shirt.

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Speaker 5: Oh this thing? I got it at Pennies.

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Speaker 4: She always had the perfect reason why your compliment was incorrect,

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Speaker 5: In a drawer. Okay, sorry, I fucking brought it up.

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Speaker 2: This what are you blind?

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Speaker 5: This?

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Speaker 2: Sorry?

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Speaker 1: What Are you a.

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Speaker 5: Member of the bush? Was he?

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Speaker 4: I always tell stories about my mom and make her

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Speaker 3: Get out of here unless you're gonna unless you're gonna work.

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Speaker 5: It, get out of the kitchen. I'm bringing the.

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Speaker 2: Heat, pat, I went to U. We'll bring out Craig

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Speaker 5: Okay, I just had to tell you.

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Speaker 3: I went to a last minute invited to a lobster

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Speaker 2: They do everything you say.

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Speaker 1: I had.

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Speaker 2: I had three lobsters. It was fine.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know any of my neighbor friend, the woman

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Speaker 2: It was an event.

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Speaker 3: Ticket that I had with a barcode. But I went

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Speaker 3: First of all, I'm used to going to comedy parties

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Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I'm the kid, and but it

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Speaker 2: It had a weird vibe, a lobster vibe.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that everyone. I mean I had three

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's crazy.

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Speaker 2: Could we an appealed banana together? What did you bring out?

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Speaker 5: Let's do that.

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Speaker 3: Let's sure everyone loves him. Put your hands together for

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Speaker 2: Everyone loves me. Over Hey, Greg, shift on over look?

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Speaker 5: Is that for me?

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Speaker 2: Oh wow?

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Speaker 5: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: That's the most accommodating boiler room.

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Speaker 2: There's just a Starbucks down then the hell.

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Speaker 1: Hey, yeah, ship behind you?

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Speaker 1: Fucking card joke. Right, Hi, Hi, thanks for having me

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Speaker 1: And I don't know if you guys were coming to

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Speaker 3: It's humiliating and it feels awful and you're vulnerable and

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Speaker 2: It's the starting of a show that is hard for me.

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Speaker 4: That's what I mean is is it always humiliating to

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Speaker 3: My hands always shake, like anytime I'm reading something piece

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Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, you spend so much time there in

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I don't ever.

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Speaker 1: I didn't like that. That's not the way you pull

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Speaker 2: I think that they're judging every move I make.

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Speaker 5: Greg, you gave me a prank coffee. This coffee just

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's hilarious. Right. Oh yeah, they're from

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Speaker 1: the podcast Festival, the podcast festival. Yeah, they're prank coffee

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's hilarious.

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Speaker 5: Oh I can't it's just so funny.

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Speaker 2: Regular coffees.

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Speaker 3: And then they give you sewing needles and you poked

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Speaker 5: It too, And then I light yours on fire. Let's

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Speaker 1: I left the tart back at my house.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I.

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Speaker 1: Like a fucking tarp party. Just if you laid the

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Speaker 1: you can't make me leave, right Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think in that situation, get belligerent, grab something,

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Speaker 5: Piece of furniture, and just be like, I'm not fucking

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Speaker 1: No, you could have had a tart party without me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, roboing, let's robo.

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Speaker 4: Don't say it like I'm supposed to know it, because

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Speaker 2: Let's robo You know what that means, right?

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Speaker 2: I didn't have a I can never remember who is

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Speaker 1: It's hard. It is hard now they play, so it's

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Speaker 5: Yeah, there's tons of them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I love that they're doing that. Get what's up

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Speaker 5: How do they work?

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Speaker 2: That's for like ten by three to ten people? How

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Speaker 5: Yeah, why don't?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 1: We must be done. And then he called me up.

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Speaker 1: I could bring my other podcast, which I did in

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Speaker 1: an upstairs which was fun.

459
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Speaker 5: And what's the name of that one.

460
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Speaker 1: It's called a rock Out with your dock Out and

461
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:45,119
Speaker 1: it's a rock documentary podcast where Kay Hanley and I

462
00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:47,760
Speaker 1: talk about rock documentaries. I can't be couldn't be happier.

463
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:49,879
Speaker 2: Can you occasionally talk about boating?

464
00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:53,880
Speaker 1: Yes, yes that's what I think. Yes, it rocked out,

465
00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:56,399
Speaker 1: you do and sometimes we sometimes we.

466
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Speaker 2: Try the propeller after with your dock out.

467
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:01,000
Speaker 1: You gotta have it because they if it's in, the

468
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:03,320
Speaker 1: boat has no place to go. So we we got

469
00:21:03,359 --> 00:21:04,080
Speaker 1: a different docks.

470
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:05,160
Speaker 2: Rising water level.

471
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:06,400
Speaker 1: We were in Tahoe a couple.

472
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Speaker 4: Of weekends ago and we count them sometimes and then

473
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,800
Speaker 4: once a year you change it and it's a very

474
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Speaker 4: special episode where it's rock Out in Docout.

475
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,880
Speaker 1: World War two rock Out and Docout is tough.

476
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Speaker 5: It's a tough one.

477
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Speaker 3: You only do it once a year, Yeah, nervously laugh

478
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:26,560
Speaker 3: when I don't have any idea what a reference means.

479
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:28,000
Speaker 5: Like.

480
00:21:30,119 --> 00:21:37,639
Speaker 1: It's best for me as well. Yeah, I do it

481
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:41,400
Speaker 1: with Kay Henley, who's the lead singer of Letters to Cleo.

482
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Speaker 5: Ye and Get.

483
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:48,240
Speaker 2: Big, Bigger to Go.

484
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Speaker 1: But for years they didn't have guitars. For years they

485
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,480
Speaker 1: didn't have the money for guitars, and they did exactly.

486
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,440
Speaker 1: I got hard to watch. It was like it's bad,

487
00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:06,600
Speaker 1: like bad jazz, improv rock scatting, hard to watch. Nobody wants, No.

488
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:09,640
Speaker 5: One wants that it's hard rock scatting.

489
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:14,840
Speaker 1: Yeah. Uh so yeah, so that was my But the

490
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:18,959
Speaker 1: Walk in the Room was uh poorly recorded and uh

491
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:24,239
Speaker 1: sort of unwieldy. And Dave talked about his other podcasts, right,

492
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:25,639
Speaker 1: and that's I think what you do is you go

493
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:28,000
Speaker 1: on a podcast and talk about the podcast that you

494
00:22:28,119 --> 00:22:29,080
Speaker 1: have that's doing better.

495
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:31,800
Speaker 2: Uh break up.

496
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,720
Speaker 5: You're just like, well I'm doing great now.

497
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

498
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Speaker 5: Membership to Equinox and I was at Curves for a.

499
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Speaker 1: While and then I and that wasn't the right place

500
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Speaker 1: to be speaking to.

501
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Speaker 2: The choir there, right, is that where you go to Curves. No,

502
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:52,119
Speaker 2: it's a specialized facility for women, for women.

503
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Speaker 4: And I think you should, actually, the next time you

504
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:57,879
Speaker 4: go to your bar method class, you should put on

505
00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,520
Speaker 4: a pair of transition lenses.

506
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:02,399
Speaker 5: They are so picture it.

507
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,200
Speaker 3: They are so when you want you're like a normal

508
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:07,760
Speaker 3: guy outside, just wearing sunglasses, and then you come into

509
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:10,159
Speaker 3: the room and the tint starts, and then at that

510
00:23:10,359 --> 00:23:11,800
Speaker 3: midpoint you are.

511
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:12,520
Speaker 2: A sex offender.

512
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:13,240
Speaker 5: You're a sex offender.

513
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:15,240
Speaker 2: They're the creepiest.

514
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:19,200
Speaker 1: In transition, right, So just in that middle, that middle

515
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:22,120
Speaker 1: area where it could be like, uh it's brownish gray, Yeah,

516
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:25,280
Speaker 1: it looks lavendery or maybe even like the seventies.

517
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Speaker 2: You turn to go into room. In one of the lenses,

518
00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:29,040
Speaker 2: it's a lighter.

519
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Speaker 3: It's like, fuck, you want me to I like that

520
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:36,280
Speaker 3: show you where the schools are? I am, Yeah, I am.

521
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Speaker 2: I don't. Yeah, I don't like transitions lenses. And you

522
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:40,440
Speaker 2: know that about me.

523
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,040
Speaker 1: I liked Karen. I just wanted to bring it back

524
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Speaker 1: to this. I loved in your imitation of your mother.

525
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:49,879
Speaker 1: You imitate her saying you're like, oh, I like your bluff,

526
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:51,399
Speaker 1: and she's like, oh this whole thing, I got a

527
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:53,359
Speaker 1: J C. Penny And then you're like, fuck you. Then,

528
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:56,440
Speaker 1: like your your reaction to her seems to be the

529
00:23:56,480 --> 00:24:00,720
Speaker 1: one we should be looking at. You're all like, yes,

530
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:04,160
Speaker 1: I love your mom, but I always loved your mom

531
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:06,480
Speaker 1: and your dad. I love both of them. There, but

532
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:10,680
Speaker 1: you really, boy, you're giving it to that. And I

533
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 1: know because I had a sister. He's like, let her

534
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:17,240
Speaker 1: have her, give her a break. Yeah.

535
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,200
Speaker 4: Well, you know what it is is you look back

536
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:22,600
Speaker 4: and in your childhood your mom does stuff like gets

537
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:25,520
Speaker 4: a lovely compliment from a person and then swaps it

538
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:28,920
Speaker 4: down like a fucking feral cat, And in your mind

539
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:31,560
Speaker 4: you're like, that's the way you receive compliments. Then you

540
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:34,800
Speaker 4: continue on in life and you suffer the consequences of

541
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:38,760
Speaker 4: having a bad personality because of that, and then you

542
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:41,560
Speaker 4: suddenly one day realize, oh, I do this because she

543
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:42,840
Speaker 4: fucking did it all my life.

544
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:46,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, Karen, your personality wasn't bad. It's just work.

545
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:46,840
Speaker 2: Yeah.

546
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 1: When I met Karen, I thought she was so fucking good.

547
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:54,040
Speaker 1: I saw her perform before I before I met her,

548
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:55,639
Speaker 1: and I came up to her and I was like,

549
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:57,720
Speaker 1: you're fucking awesome. And she didn't talk to me for

550
00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:01,480
Speaker 1: like four years, and stay heard me anytime we were

551
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:03,360
Speaker 1: at a place, like, you fucking asshole.

552
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:05,639
Speaker 2: She can't take a compliment. Yeah, you told me that

553
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:07,640
Speaker 2: when you met me. And I was like, oh man,

554
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,200
Speaker 2: this guy's my new best friend.

555
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:12,920
Speaker 5: Oh you opened. You can't take a compliment on Chris.

556
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:15,119
Speaker 1: No, No, I complimented.

557
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:17,479
Speaker 2: He complimented me, and I was like, yeah, keep them,

558
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:18,359
Speaker 2: keep them coming.

559
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:19,760
Speaker 5: We're different.

560
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:20,920
Speaker 2: What else do you like about me?

561
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:21,320
Speaker 5: Friend?

562
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:25,040
Speaker 2: They took me on the road, You took me all

563
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:27,200
Speaker 2: these I used to open for Greg all the time.

564
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:30,639
Speaker 2: It was so fun. Yeah, you're done. Do you are

565
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:31,679
Speaker 2: you doing stand up late?

566
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,359
Speaker 1: Why not? I love it if you did? No, I do.

567
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:36,400
Speaker 1: I do. Actually know. I've been doing a little bit better.

568
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,159
Speaker 1: I think we should do it more. I think I

569
00:25:38,359 --> 00:25:39,600
Speaker 1: I think I reel good at it.

570
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:40,679
Speaker 2: I'll do it right now.

571
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:44,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, nothing could be worse, Nothing could be worse.

572
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:45,719
Speaker 5: Spider Man.

573
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:47,760
Speaker 1: Just just do Spider Man.

574
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:48,600
Speaker 5: I always do that.

575
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:54,119
Speaker 1: I tell you to do that one ye do it anyway,

576
00:25:55,680 --> 00:26:00,480
Speaker 1: So I got my last joke, lady, I think I

577
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:03,919
Speaker 1: think this is my raft joke. I said, I live

578
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:06,720
Speaker 1: in San Francisco. I gotta stand up for this. Yes,

579
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:08,560
Speaker 1: And then I got stand like I used to with my.

580
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:10,920
Speaker 3: Legs, and we'll be the pull like on BT that

581
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:14,160
Speaker 3: are just for some reason on stage looking at your ass.

582
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:16,920
Speaker 1: We all lived in the barrier, and I would say

583
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:19,199
Speaker 1: when I was in San Francisco, I said, hey, if

584
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:23,200
Speaker 1: you're visiting and you're looking for some male company, that's

585
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:26,159
Speaker 1: your thing. The way to recognize a male prostitute is

586
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Speaker 1: if you're coming down the street and you see a

587
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,040
Speaker 1: guy standing up against a wall and he's got one

588
00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:33,919
Speaker 1: leg up like this, that's a male prostitute. Likewise, if

589
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 1: you're coming down the street and you see guy has

590
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 1: both legs up like that Spider Man, and how did

591
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:42,200
Speaker 1: he get here? And why is he for sale?

592
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:44,200
Speaker 5: Do you see why?

593
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:46,240
Speaker 1: I would jump out right after that. Any tag for that,

594
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 1: they'd be like, that's enough, we bear the joke was

595
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:50,200
Speaker 1: barely good. No tag it, don't tag it.

596
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Speaker 5: It's still wonderful thirty years, thank you, thank you.

597
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:57,199
Speaker 4: That's why when you after doing a set of jokes

598
00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:59,720
Speaker 4: chalk full, a set chock full of jokes like that

599
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:01,879
Speaker 4: you came to compliment me, and then I was like,

600
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,000
Speaker 4: he's making fun of me.

601
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 5: Somehow I have to get away. That was always my

602
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,359
Speaker 5: my thought process, I'm being mocked.

603
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 2: No, I am that way a little. I just believed

604
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:13,920
Speaker 2: him when he said it. Oh, I say yeah, and

605
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:15,600
Speaker 2: I'm like you also, But I.

606
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:19,000
Speaker 1: Don't like any other two comics. I don't like any

607
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:25,360
Speaker 1: other comics. Dave a little bit not it but yeah, yeah,

608
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:28,159
Speaker 1: just YouTube. Do you watch much comedy?

609
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,240
Speaker 5: I have been lately in stand up comedy?

610
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:31,480
Speaker 4: No?

611
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:34,480
Speaker 2: No, no, yeah, do you lately? I have been and

612
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:38,280
Speaker 2: enjoying it. I've gotten to shows where I'm not even involved,

613
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:41,480
Speaker 2: and I kind of really getting good at it.

614
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:43,960
Speaker 1: You know, they've been getting good at it for too long.

615
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:47,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, watch it on TV or just at all?

616
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:48,320
Speaker 1: Like you do you?

617
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:48,800
Speaker 2: Yeah?

618
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:49,840
Speaker 1: I mean I did mean?

619
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:50,920
Speaker 4: Do you like?

620
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,760
Speaker 1: Do you pursue it as like the thing you do?

621
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:54,119
Speaker 1: Like I'm gonna go watch some stand up or I

622
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:55,280
Speaker 1: want to watch stand up? Like do you ever have

623
00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:56,640
Speaker 1: that thing? I'm like, God, I would love to watch

624
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:57,480
Speaker 1: stand up like I don't.

625
00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:00,679
Speaker 5: I don't only live and only if it's people I.

626
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 1: Know that I like, And only if you also happen

627
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,000
Speaker 1: to be there because you're performing.

628
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:06,200
Speaker 4: That's right, and also only if someone's asking me for

629
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:06,840
Speaker 4: my autograph.

630
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:07,160
Speaker 1: Yep.

631
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 4: Now, actually last night we were just talking about this

632
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:12,680
Speaker 4: last night. It was so fun because it was everybody

633
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,240
Speaker 4: doing the stand up show. So it was like me

634
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,760
Speaker 4: and Aaron Foley and Graham Elwood and Jackie Kasion and

635
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,240
Speaker 4: Paul like we all just got to stand back there

636
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,600
Speaker 4: in this group and we're never like that.

637
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:23,720
Speaker 5: Many people usually aren't on a show together.

638
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:26,440
Speaker 4: Like it was so fun and then everyone it was

639
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:29,639
Speaker 4: just like the best crowd, so everyone had this comfort level.

640
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:30,879
Speaker 5: Maren was on it.

641
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:31,680
Speaker 2: He was amazing.

642
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 5: It was just like everything was felt like it was

643
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 5: way up here and you're just like, yeah, this is

644
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 5: the best part. But it's so rarely like that usually,

645
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 5: like it's like you and one other person.

646
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 3: I think that everyone wanted to do well and even

647
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 3: had more fun or did it differently because they're among

648
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:48,440
Speaker 3: their peers. I've always wanted to make other comics laugh

649
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 3: to a fault, I'd like not. I think I'm better

650
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,920
Speaker 3: at like trying to convince other comics. Then I'm funny,

651
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 3: then I am audiences. And there isn't a big living.

652
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 2: To be made.

653
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:01,840
Speaker 1: Unless you're Andy Kindler. He milked that, I'll be he

654
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:02,600
Speaker 1: has milk that.

655
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, Is that why everyone was having fun?

656
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:07,120
Speaker 5: It's like yeah, And I think they didn't.

657
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:09,080
Speaker 4: They knew there would be no work to be had

658
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:12,560
Speaker 4: because everyone in the room is like, it's super into comedy,

659
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 4: a comedy specialist, probably a comic themselves in some way.

660
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,600
Speaker 4: So there was just this comfort where everyone was like,

661
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:21,880
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna just hang out, as opposed to like

662
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 4: you're at the improv you could get yelled at by

663
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:25,920
Speaker 4: a person from Covina.

664
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 5: There's all these like those things you have to always

665
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:29,160
Speaker 5: be ready for West.

666
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:38,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're okay. At least they've got like a you know,

667
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 1: they've got a small mall there with a you know,

668
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 1: an anthropology. But you get out at a West Covina

669
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 1: not even there because the.

670
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 2: Sun sets a little later there.

671
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 1: It does.

672
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:54,760
Speaker 2: All right, what's your first joke you ever did? Careen?

673
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:55,400
Speaker 2: Do you remember?

674
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:55,760
Speaker 1: Oh?

675
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:59,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone, Karen Kilgarrett, everyone.

676
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,040
Speaker 5: I used to talk a lot about working at the Gap.

677
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:05,040
Speaker 4: So when I started stand up in San Francisco, Greg

678
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:06,640
Speaker 4: was I was like to say, it was just like

679
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:09,240
Speaker 4: you were like a sophomore to my freshman, wouldn't you say, yeah,

680
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:12,800
Speaker 4: that's right sophomore in my freshmen and I worked at the.

681
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 5: Gap during the day and then I would go do

682
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 5: sets at night.

683
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 1: And we wore uniforms too.

684
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,360
Speaker 5: It was a Catholic or comedy uniforms.

685
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,240
Speaker 1: We were comedy. There were Catholic comedy.

686
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:24,240
Speaker 3: And there was a locker like in the movie Punchline

687
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,960
Speaker 3: and near set you put your poked up bow tie

688
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:27,280
Speaker 3: in there.

689
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 1: And there was a hallway for some reason, just allay

690
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 1: for people to people shove each other. And yeah, yeah,

691
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:35,200
Speaker 1: Maren used to smoke.

692
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 5: Maren was always on a stool somewhere smoking. Yeah, it

693
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:40,640
Speaker 5: was awesome.

694
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.

695
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 4: I had a joke that was like, uh, it was

696
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 4: something about working at the gap, and it was like

697
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:52,360
Speaker 4: and I so I have to work at the gap,

698
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 4: and I stand at the front. I'm like, Hi, welcome

699
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:56,680
Speaker 4: to the Gap. Well socks are on sale today. I

700
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 4: do like a little speech. People love it when you

701
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:01,920
Speaker 4: recite the whole speech of like jargon. And then at

702
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:03,280
Speaker 4: the end of that speech and then I'm like and

703
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 4: people are like.

704
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,880
Speaker 5: Oh, you're so nice. Do you work here? And I say, oh, no,

705
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 5: I'm just talking this way so I don't start crying.

706
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 1: Something like that. I remember that. I remember that. I

707
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 1: heard that.

708
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,880
Speaker 5: That was just a piece of the gap chunk and

709
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:20,520
Speaker 5: went on and on.

710
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:23,000
Speaker 2: Mine was I think mine?

711
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 5: Get up there? Ye yes, let just keep doing this

712
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:28,600
Speaker 5: until the time is up.

713
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 2: Until we do all of our jokes already.

714
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:34,320
Speaker 1: I already my go ahead. I'm not gonna stop. I

715
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 1: have a point to make. Ever ready, I can no,

716
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 1: no go. I want to see you. I saw you.

717
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 1: I saw you very early on in your career, and

718
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:42,160
Speaker 1: I fucking chased you down, like there's something wrong with me.

719
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 1: You were, you were sitting, you were, you were sitting

720
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:49,240
Speaker 1: on a stool at the time for a minute, and

721
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 1: you had on you were talking about but dazzling a hat.

722
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 1: And I was like, this is my favorite comedian I've

723
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 1: ever seen, because he dazzles a hat. Anyway, I remember.

724
00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:00,000
Speaker 2: Studs on a Misfits hat. It was like kind of cool,

725
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 2: but I to call that be dazzling as in itself

726
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 2: so fun.

727
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 3: Okay, So this I think I took like a comedy

728
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,840
Speaker 3: class once and they said tell us a story, and

729
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 3: so this was my thing. My roommate has a bulldog.

730
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:21,840
Speaker 3: His name is Virgil. Virgil has since died. That wasn't

731
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 3: part of the original joke.

732
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:29,120
Speaker 2: And Virgil he's purebred and he would so he's not

733
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 2: real smart.

734
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 3: You pay more for that, actually, but he would bite

735
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 3: my feet while I slept, Like, while I was sleeping,

736
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,240
Speaker 3: he would sit at the end of my bed and

737
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 3: if I moved my feet, he would bite them with

738
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,560
Speaker 3: his teeth. And I was like, this is going to

739
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:46,240
Speaker 3: be a problem to my roommate. And he said, well,

740
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 3: the dog sends fear. And I was like, well, I

741
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:50,160
Speaker 3: guess I got to sleep with more confidence.

742
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:53,080
Speaker 2: And that was my first That was my first joke.

743
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 2: That was my first joke. I guess I got confident.

744
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:00,520
Speaker 1: I would quit. If I already were that, I would

745
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:01,640
Speaker 1: have been like, that's it, I'm done.

746
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 2: Oh that's nice.

747
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 1: Sleep with confidence the Greg Barns story. So that is

748
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 1: so sleep with confidence. That's fucking that is magical.

749
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 4: Well, first, I think the first time you worked with Chris,

750
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 4: you when you came back from where and maybe it

751
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,120
Speaker 4: was Austin or I don't know, or you right when

752
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 4: he first moved here.

753
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, and you I remember you coming maybe a b line.

754
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 4: To me, being like you have to see this guy

755
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 4: do stand up really gonna love it? Yes, And remember

756
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:25,840
Speaker 4: he brought you to my Christmas.

757
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:30,080
Speaker 3: Party, Yeah, at where we watched Mac and Me on

758
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:35,240
Speaker 3: your on your garage, Yes, projected on the garage.

759
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 2: That was Christmas, No, it.

760
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 4: Was that was a different party. That was summertime point

761
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 4: being the first time we all did a show together.

762
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:49,480
Speaker 4: It was the little room at Largo, remember this, and

763
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:52,160
Speaker 4: everybody we all did sets and everybody was having like

764
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:56,000
Speaker 4: the most incredible It was one of those very transformative

765
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 4: comedy nights where.

766
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 5: Were just like, oh, if I have to go up

767
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:01,000
Speaker 5: after this, I had to was really I have to

768
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 5: beat as good. I have to, you know, like I

769
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 5: have to Well that's me anyway, I have to beat

770
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 5: everybody my mind.

771
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 4: And that's when Chris Fairbanks during that flicked his shoe off,

772
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:16,360
Speaker 4: caught it and answered it.

773
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:17,799
Speaker 5: Like a phone, and I was like.

774
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 1: I usually couldn't throw it back.

775
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was to be like, oh my.

776
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 4: God, Greg's right, He's the best thing that's ever happened, totally.

777
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:34,600
Speaker 2: And you did hay ride what you did your hay

778
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:39,440
Speaker 2: hay Ride corn Maze, hey Ride. Come on, this was

779
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:44,719
Speaker 2: around Christmas, right, you can't image me, don't know you

780
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:45,840
Speaker 2: know Jack Lanyards.

781
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:51,400
Speaker 1: So God, Greg, I love I love the listen you know,

782
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 1: I love your dad and Slash. That was one of

783
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:59,280
Speaker 1: my favorites. Yeah, this is true. That's what makes it's awesome.

784
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:03,319
Speaker 5: Tell you a little bit about myself. I've never said

785
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:06,120
Speaker 5: that as I sat ever in my life.

786
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:11,120
Speaker 4: All I do is tomatch for myself, and I've never

787
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:13,280
Speaker 4: said that in sincerity.

788
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 5: My father's a San Francisco fireman.

789
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:20,160
Speaker 4: And the other day, this would have been nineteen ninety one,

790
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 4: the other day he came up to me and goes, hey,

791
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:24,040
Speaker 4: I met your.

792
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 5: Friend Slash last night. And I was like, what are

793
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:27,279
Speaker 5: you talking about.

794
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:32,959
Speaker 4: So apparently Slash Odd when they were Guns and Roses

795
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,880
Speaker 4: played San Francisco and they had to call nine one

796
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 4: one and be resuscitated. And so my father's a San

797
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 4: Francisco firement had to break down the door and he

798
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:45,439
Speaker 4: walks in and he sees Slash on the ground. They're

799
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 4: out because of drugs. And then he looks at him

800
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 4: and goes, oh, I wonder if Karen knows this guy.

801
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:58,080
Speaker 5: And it was true, and it was a true story.

802
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:01,160
Speaker 5: I don't have to write why did.

803
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:03,799
Speaker 3: He say I met your friend? So he revived him

804
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 3: and then said do you know Karen. He said yes,

805
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 3: and they went to you and said, hey, I met

806
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 3: your friends Slash.

807
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 1: Why oh, I don't know fucking Slash Slash knows you.

808
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:14,719
Speaker 4: Basically because that's how my dad talks all the time,

809
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:18,360
Speaker 4: where it's like if someone od's that's my friend, I'm not, that's.

810
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:18,759
Speaker 5: Who I am.

811
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:21,760
Speaker 1: Around that same time, my father left me a message

812
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:25,239
Speaker 1: on my phone machine and he goes, hey, buddy, it's

813
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 1: your dad. Hey, uh shit, I saw one of your

814
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:32,719
Speaker 1: your friends died. Are you know one of those guys

815
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 1: that you're like anyway, I gotta go. So for fucking

816
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:39,840
Speaker 1: three days as I couldn't get a hold of you know,

817
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 1: if you called me, weren't there. They weren't there, and

818
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:43,120
Speaker 1: I couldn't get a hold of him, and I fucking

819
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:48,280
Speaker 1: and I hunted through the paper. They basically the second

820
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 1: guitar player from Deaf Leopard Deaf Leopards Rhythm Player drank

821
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:57,800
Speaker 1: himself to death and I was in a fucking panic,

822
00:36:57,960 --> 00:36:59,919
Speaker 1: like it was somebody I really knew from high school

823
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 1: or something. Yeah, not at all, Like not even just

824
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 1: because he has a guitar. Yeah, figures like people just

825
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:09,719
Speaker 1: made connections back then there was no Internet where you

826
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:11,880
Speaker 1: could see, Oh, you're friends with Andy Richter, like.

827
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:12,360
Speaker 5: You know that.

828
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:15,720
Speaker 2: That's funny. I don't have an example.

829
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:24,280
Speaker 3: My dad's a great communicator, oh god, very smart, easy

830
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 3: to read, well spoken.

831
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:30,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, but who isn't a great communicator that you have

832
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:38,520
Speaker 5: a bit about. Oh you're when your parents come to

833
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 5: tell you something in the doorway, get up there?

834
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I didn't know what you were pointing out.

835
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:51,680
Speaker 6: That was horrifying. I thought you were like you, okay,

836
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:55,839
Speaker 6: here we go. Yeah, yeah, this is what we Yeah,

837
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:58,520
Speaker 6: Karen gave you. Well you get this thing outside of

838
00:37:58,560 --> 00:37:59,760
Speaker 6: a car and it really moves.

839
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:09,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, kind of hurt. Like Karen said, let me

840
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:13,280
Speaker 2: tell you a little about myself. My parents.

841
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 3: I was pretty young, but I'll uh, it's an early memory,

842
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:19,880
Speaker 3: but I'll never forget it. My parents they walked in

843
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:24,120
Speaker 3: on me while masturbating. I'll never forget that. You know,

844
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,840
Speaker 3: me laying in bed looking up there, my parents in

845
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,919
Speaker 3: the doorway. You know, like I said, they were masturbating.

846
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:31,960
Speaker 3: All right, that's pretty much it.

847
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,239
Speaker 2: It's a switch through because usually you walk in the

848
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,719
Speaker 2: room people are doing that. It's not where it's like

849
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 2: you're doing your homework, and so it's like a fun

850
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:45,399
Speaker 2: you know, they're masturbating in rooms all the time. Other

851
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:47,400
Speaker 2: people are walking in and out of rooms. It's about

852
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:49,280
Speaker 2: but for it to be the other way around.

853
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 1: And then they come in together.

854
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 7: All right.

855
00:38:57,239 --> 00:39:00,239
Speaker 3: It's a visuals, all right, and a lot of people

856
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:01,800
Speaker 3: don't want to think about their parents.

857
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,319
Speaker 2: Dual master.

858
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 5: And competitive master.

859
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 3: No, by duel, I mean jerky off on horses going

860
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:12,279
Speaker 3: towards each other.

861
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 5: They're jouster made.

862
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:20,839
Speaker 3: Oh my god, yeah, jowster babing joust baby, you guys

863
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:25,800
Speaker 3: we did Oh god god, why at midnight? Not a

864
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 3: show anymore?

865
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 1: Jouster that's fantastic.

866
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:33,960
Speaker 2: A man who has a cigarette.

867
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,840
Speaker 1: I feel this. I was wrong about comedy all along.

868
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:40,960
Speaker 1: It's terrific. We got to get and watched it from behind.

869
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,120
Speaker 4: Great, get back up there and tell the people about

870
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:47,359
Speaker 4: your that one thing that time.

871
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 1: I think I don't know that I remember any I do.

872
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:54,279
Speaker 1: There's so many jokes you can you you remember? Can

873
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:55,200
Speaker 1: you remember? Well?

874
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:58,360
Speaker 5: The last time I saw we did that set. We

875
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:01,439
Speaker 5: did a set in like Eagle Rock.

876
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:04,400
Speaker 4: It's some really beautiful, very hipster Spanish bar, and we

877
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:05,880
Speaker 4: both plowed each other and We're like, why.

878
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:07,759
Speaker 5: Are we still doing this? It was just like a

879
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 5: bunch of twenty seven year olds in hoodies and then

880
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:11,840
Speaker 5: me and Greg on the side like this is weird

881
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 5: and sad, right right, right right. We were the best ones.

882
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:18,759
Speaker 4: And I always have to tell myself that after a

883
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:22,840
Speaker 4: night like that, you did that joke about Lars Ulrich and.

884
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:25,200
Speaker 1: What he did with himself. That's a that's quite a bit.

885
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:27,759
Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's linked. It's well, I mean, do

886
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 1: you can you tell it? I can tell it as

887
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:33,279
Speaker 1: a you must stand okay, all right, thank you?

888
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:35,319
Speaker 2: I talked.

889
00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:38,239
Speaker 1: I started actually with the punchline I learned from you.

890
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:42,359
Speaker 1: I tell people that I uh uh, you know when

891
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 1: the short of it is that when I was a kid,

892
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 1: you know, we didn't have the pornography, so I didn't

893
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:49,359
Speaker 1: really ever get a good look at a vagiina until

894
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:52,720
Speaker 1: I got someone, you know, surprising because you can't imagine

895
00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:54,600
Speaker 1: it before you get there, so you don't know what

896
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:55,239
Speaker 1: it looks like.

897
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 3: Uh.

898
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:57,839
Speaker 1: And penis is too. We never saw them, and when

899
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:01,120
Speaker 1: we did usually then there they were right there in

900
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:02,879
Speaker 1: the movies. They were up, they were working. I never

901
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:06,359
Speaker 1: saw non working penises in my life. I only ever

902
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:09,440
Speaker 1: saw the ones that were going in a lady that

903
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:12,640
Speaker 1: I was watching on a pornographic film, because none of

904
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 1: my friends walked around hard ever. And I only I

905
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:18,279
Speaker 1: think I only ever saw five real penis. You know,

906
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:21,439
Speaker 1: if you're a straight guy, five penises, if you're lucky,

907
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:26,359
Speaker 1: if you're living right, you know. But I never saw

908
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 1: like a fucking big one, you know what I mean, Like,

909
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:31,880
Speaker 1: like I said, not up but at rest until I

910
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,319
Speaker 1: went to Metallica and.

911
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:37,600
Speaker 6: It was a.

912
00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:44,760
Speaker 1: Lars the drum So I'm trying to remember how Yeah, okay,

913
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's been a while. Also, is anyone heard

914
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 1: this story yet? Okay, this is a true story. So

915
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:52,279
Speaker 1: I went to go see Metallica, and uh, there's a

916
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:53,680
Speaker 1: part in the show where the drummer. You don't have

917
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 1: to know the music at all, just be horrified by

918
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:58,400
Speaker 1: this story because everywhere this is fucking true. There's a

919
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:02,320
Speaker 1: part in the show where the drummer comes out Lars

920
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,439
Speaker 1: and waves the audience to let everybody know he's also

921
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:05,880
Speaker 1: in the band. He just was like to get his

922
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 1: he'd like to get a little he's been sitting in

923
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:10,840
Speaker 1: the back seat, you know, maybe on his phone a

924
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:12,239
Speaker 1: little bit and then he wants to come out and go, hey,

925
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 1: I'm Lars. There wasn't those phones then, and it is

926
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 1: around the Black album. So anyway, we had we had

927
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:20,080
Speaker 1: a buddy wh knew a friend, and we got really

928
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:21,920
Speaker 1: good tickets. And this is when they had a big

929
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 1: old ramp like the youtooth thing. And so Lars comes

930
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:26,960
Speaker 1: out and he's making his journey to the front and

931
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 1: we're in the VIP section. We got VIP tickets and

932
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:31,600
Speaker 1: he just stops in front of the VIP section and

933
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 1: he's only wearing shorts, just the black running shorts of

934
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 1: the eighties, no nothing else, let recall. And and he

935
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,239
Speaker 1: comes by and he waves. We're all very excited and

936
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,680
Speaker 1: and this happens in just seconds. So he waves him.

937
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:50,760
Speaker 1: We're like, well, look it's Lars. And then he reaches

938
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:54,200
Speaker 1: in his pants and he and he pulls his dick out.

939
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:58,480
Speaker 1: Now you listen to what I'm saying, pulled it out.

940
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:00,960
Speaker 1: He pulled it you under. Someone's saying he had to

941
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:03,319
Speaker 1: use a tricep. He had to pull it. Most guys

942
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 1: take it out. You take your dick out. You want

943
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 1: to take your dick out, I wana take it out.

944
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:09,239
Speaker 1: They have to actually bring it up and use. He

945
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 1: had to pull on it so that he could clear

946
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:15,400
Speaker 1: the waistband, at which point he didn't let it go

947
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:17,840
Speaker 1: and it just fell. At this point he could do,

948
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 1: It's just sort of flopped. It just dropped in front

949
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:27,160
Speaker 1: of him like a salmon, like a like a fresh right.

950
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:29,640
Speaker 1: And none of us are nobody's ready for that, because

951
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:33,560
Speaker 1: that wasn't on anyone's waistless at all. You don't even

952
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:35,239
Speaker 1: think to think about that, like even if that's what

953
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 1: you wanted, Like, I love to see some cock, but

954
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:39,799
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to go somewhere afterwards. I can't. We're

955
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 1: not gonna get it at the show, certainly not during

956
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:44,160
Speaker 1: the and there it is. So he takes it out,

957
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 1: and that's not it. So it's just there and we're

958
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 1: all confused. Everyone's it's still the nineties. We're not that far.

959
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 1: We're very confused. And uh, and then he did this thing,

960
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 1: and I'm not really sure how he did it, because

961
00:43:56,480 --> 00:44:01,920
Speaker 1: again he had pushed on he created it work, he

962
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 1: spun it. He he spun his penis. He pushed down

963
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:08,440
Speaker 1: on it and went, you know, right counter clockwise or

964
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:12,880
Speaker 1: clockwise to you right, He spun it and then he

965
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:17,040
Speaker 1: fucking caught it and put it back in his pants

966
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:20,200
Speaker 1: and then fucking ran off.

967
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:22,480
Speaker 4: Like it.

968
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:27,319
Speaker 1: Like we're we're in the tickets that your fucking family has,

969
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:29,120
Speaker 1: like these are for your friends, Like we're everyone and

970
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:33,759
Speaker 1: nobody nobody. Here's how much we Everybody asked each other

971
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:39,319
Speaker 1: if that had happened. He's looking out right why. There's

972
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:41,680
Speaker 1: a lot of why, And there are a lot of

973
00:44:41,719 --> 00:44:45,840
Speaker 1: guys rethinking everything, like you're like, fuck man, I because

974
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 1: as a guy, there's just no way you don't sort

975
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 1: of have yourself on a scale, Like you're like, I

976
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 1: don't know where mine is, but it's you put yourself

977
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:56,360
Speaker 1: somewhere kind right. You're like it's not huge, it's serviceable,

978
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:58,400
Speaker 1: you know. I mean it's not I gotta work, but

979
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 1: you know, but that fucking reevaluation Like I'm not even

980
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,680
Speaker 1: you know, like I'm not even kind of a person

981
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 1: I am. Now Like if that's what, if that's out there,

982
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:15,239
Speaker 1: why would I even take my pants off? And I

983
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:21,279
Speaker 1: was like, there are people, hang, I go, I go,

984
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:23,719
Speaker 1: I go. That's a very hard thought for any guy

985
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:25,640
Speaker 1: who was a penis for whatever reason, just to know

986
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:27,360
Speaker 1: that there are dudes that when they take their penises

987
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:33,920
Speaker 1: out and they wrap their whole fist around them. There's more, right,

988
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 1: If I wrap my whole fist around mine, it's gone.

989
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:41,000
Speaker 1: You don't know what happened. Is this my penis or

990
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:41,600
Speaker 1: fifty cents?

991
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:41,840
Speaker 3: You know?

992
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 5: Not?

993
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:45,479
Speaker 4: Yeah?

994
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:50,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought you were saying rapper fifty cent had

995
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:50,839
Speaker 3: a tiny day?

996
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:52,520
Speaker 1: Say it again?

997
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:54,440
Speaker 2: Is it my penis or fifty cents?

998
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 1: Fifty cents?

999
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 2: Fifty cents penis?

1000
00:45:56,680 --> 00:46:00,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, fifty chance, yeah, not fifty cents per It's like

1001
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:05,600
Speaker 1: gods right right. I have said skittles too, just to

1002
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:09,040
Speaker 1: you know, skittles. I usually tag it's like I'll go

1003
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:12,600
Speaker 1: fifty cents and then skittle. I like skittles too, but

1004
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:15,040
Speaker 1: it was really like a fucking huge penis. Like it's

1005
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:19,279
Speaker 1: like that's fun when that's part of your day like

1006
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:22,560
Speaker 1: that that I never I just put on my underpants

1007
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:24,839
Speaker 1: and I go and for him, it's like I left

1008
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:27,800
Speaker 1: right or I fold it, you know, and then my

1009
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:30,160
Speaker 1: whole body has to get in the sync because there's blood.

1010
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:30,440
Speaker 1: You know.

1011
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:34,520
Speaker 2: I wonder why he helicoptered it once, because it's one I.

1012
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:35,920
Speaker 1: Think, just because you can and you don't get to

1013
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 1: show that to people much. And the people who probably

1014
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:40,320
Speaker 1: everyone who's seen it has seen it, right, there's a

1015
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 1: whole new like how about this boom you know about.

1016
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:46,279
Speaker 4: You check to the VIP listing of what you get,

1017
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:47,840
Speaker 4: it's like you get a picture and you get a

1018
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 4: laminate and then you get one helicopter that's actually on

1019
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:52,760
Speaker 4: the list one rotation.

1020
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:57,960
Speaker 1: Apparently Steve O from Jackass, he has a He takes

1021
00:46:58,200 --> 00:46:59,520
Speaker 1: a friend of mine and said he takes his dick

1022
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 1: out of the end of a show. But they put a.

1023
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:02,319
Speaker 2: Towel up, but he goes.

1024
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:04,279
Speaker 1: But I was standing in the side of this who's

1025
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:08,840
Speaker 1: hanging out behind him like a tail. He tucks it

1026
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:11,000
Speaker 1: so he's like, oh, I have a vagina. That's his joke. Look,

1027
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:12,759
Speaker 1: I have a vagina. He's not loud to show his penis.

1028
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:15,920
Speaker 1: Hats against but if you see it from behind, you're like, well,

1029
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:18,400
Speaker 1: not that should really be against the law because that's

1030
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:19,279
Speaker 1: going out in the back end.

1031
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:22,280
Speaker 5: That's why he's so brave.

1032
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, he really is brave.

1033
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:28,919
Speaker 1: It was nice to be able to bring a little

1034
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:31,920
Speaker 1: bit of walking in the room to this, you know

1035
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:34,040
Speaker 1: a little bit where like some people are like, fuck

1036
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:39,320
Speaker 1: what I love Karen and Chris, I would have gone Friday.

1037
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:40,640
Speaker 1: If I wanted to feel shitty.

1038
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:42,799
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't agree with the direction you're going

1039
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:43,200
Speaker 2: right now.

1040
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:45,720
Speaker 5: The human body is natural.

1041
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:48,960
Speaker 4: It is.

1042
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:55,239
Speaker 2: A friend of mine. You Steve O's sidekick.

1043
00:47:56,239 --> 00:47:58,880
Speaker 3: Like if Steve A was shooting flames out of a

1044
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,799
Speaker 3: fart or whatever, my friend Ryan would be the one

1045
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:04,600
Speaker 3: allie on a skateboard over him. And so he was

1046
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:06,640
Speaker 3: in town and we went to the Rainbow Room, which

1047
00:48:06,719 --> 00:48:09,840
Speaker 3: is where like rock and rollers hang out your lemmys,

1048
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 3: your lars, which is sticks.

1049
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:13,920
Speaker 2: Have you been there?

1050
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:14,799
Speaker 1: Have you gone by there?

1051
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:19,040
Speaker 3: I went there and Steve O was like eating, And

1052
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 3: then there was a pimp and ho party, Like I

1053
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:24,719
Speaker 3: thought it was a theme to a costnup type party

1054
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:26,279
Speaker 3: at the Key Club, and so we walked to that,

1055
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:29,920
Speaker 3: but it was real pimps that do it professionally and

1056
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:32,080
Speaker 3: maybe have guns and stuff.

1057
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:35,239
Speaker 1: And actually it was a convention that it was a

1058
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:37,160
Speaker 1: convention for that. And then because they were.

1059
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 3: All there, okay a trade show. Yeah, and and Steve O,

1060
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,440
Speaker 3: my friend Ryan had a camera and we followed. We

1061
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:45,319
Speaker 3: went with Steve and Steve O. Just the first thing

1062
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:48,440
Speaker 3: he did is pull out is agreeably. Big Dick and

1063
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:51,960
Speaker 3: Pe'd were right on the red carpet and it was

1064
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 3: like splashing onto a pimps nice shoes.

1065
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:56,719
Speaker 2: No, he does not care.

1066
00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:58,799
Speaker 3: And then he took his shirt off and he had

1067
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:03,480
Speaker 3: some blood and crip new tattoo that was like making

1068
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:07,839
Speaker 3: fun of bloods crisp, and they were like, where, let's

1069
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 3: kill him. But then someone's like, oh, he's on that

1070
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:15,000
Speaker 3: MTV show and then they're like yeah, ever everyone loved

1071
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:16,960
Speaker 3: him and he got afshered in and then we couldn't

1072
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:17,239
Speaker 3: get in.

1073
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:20,400
Speaker 2: I can pee on your shoes.

1074
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 1: That used to be if you told me you'd been

1075
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:27,319
Speaker 1: on MTV, that would save your ass. Man. Yeah, man,

1076
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:28,240
Speaker 1: that's amazing.

1077
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:31,160
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, but Steve is undeniable. He has a tattoo

1078
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:34,680
Speaker 5: of his own face on his back. It's great, it's

1079
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:36,640
Speaker 5: fucking funny.

1080
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:37,200
Speaker 2: It's pretty great.

1081
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 5: It's a nice, nice, super nice, beautiful tea.

1082
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 2: The only other good ther it is the best back.

1083
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:47,759
Speaker 3: I think the other good back tattoo would be I'm

1084
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:50,200
Speaker 3: was stupid with an arrow pointing down to your butthole.

1085
00:49:58,120 --> 00:49:59,400
Speaker 1: That has so many levels.

1086
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:00,760
Speaker 2: Ye, just a couple.

1087
00:50:01,239 --> 00:50:06,520
Speaker 1: It could be for so many different people. Wow.

1088
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,719
Speaker 5: Remember remember my friend Dawn from San Francisco.

1089
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:11,960
Speaker 1: Greg I do remember Dawn.

1090
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:13,080
Speaker 5: She used to drink with us a lot.

1091
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:15,759
Speaker 4: She would always talk about how she was to get

1092
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:19,000
Speaker 4: a tattoo of a little tiny guy in her outer

1093
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:21,000
Speaker 4: labia that said this is where the fun is at.

1094
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:25,719
Speaker 2: A little monopoly man.

1095
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:28,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, almost like a ska guy maybe or something.

1096
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:32,560
Speaker 1: Joking tattooed.

1097
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:34,080
Speaker 2: Do you want to get that you would never get?

1098
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:37,279
Speaker 1: I think I got him. I think I I looked

1099
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:39,399
Speaker 1: like I was searching my tattoos go for a while,

1100
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:41,799
Speaker 1: Like there's some like whoa, Really you're like coffee when

1101
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:45,680
Speaker 1: it's on fire? What is that? Is that a baby heart?

1102
00:50:45,719 --> 00:50:46,960
Speaker 1: When did you get a baby heart?

1103
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:49,400
Speaker 2: Do you have a tattoo that says wear less fabric?

1104
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:52,239
Speaker 2: Or is that just something says dress better okay, but

1105
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:54,040
Speaker 2: you may wear it tighter better.

1106
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:56,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got tattooed a lot of my identity want

1107
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:58,279
Speaker 1: to be identities on there and then not been able

1108
00:50:58,320 --> 00:50:58,920
Speaker 1: to live up to them.

1109
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:01,520
Speaker 5: So that's been super I think that's that's what tattoos

1110
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:01,959
Speaker 5: are all about.

1111
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:03,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, get yourself up. Yeah.

1112
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:05,720
Speaker 2: I always wanted a tattoo of a little toaster.

1113
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:08,279
Speaker 3: I'm not getting a little toaster down here, shoot and

1114
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:11,400
Speaker 3: then buttery toast up on my shoulder like it flew across.

1115
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:14,480
Speaker 1: I have a flaming I have a flaming toaster right here.

1116
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 2: No you don't with toasts?

1117
00:51:17,239 --> 00:51:20,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, real, actual, I didn't. Yeah, I got that. I

1118
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:22,719
Speaker 1: did that when I had had a special when I

1119
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:27,200
Speaker 1: was doing an HBO thing early on and I got

1120
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:28,200
Speaker 1: a tattoo on it.

1121
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:29,279
Speaker 2: I guess I haven't seen you.

1122
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 1: It'd make me any harder. Nobody felt anything, And I

1123
00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:34,719
Speaker 1: haven't never seen you with your shirt off, So I

1124
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:39,080
Speaker 1: didn't know that. Chang's change that now. People always used

1125
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:40,960
Speaker 1: to stay. Man, you're gonna really regret, like when you

1126
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:43,040
Speaker 1: get older, you're gonna regret those tattoos. And I was like,

1127
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:45,480
Speaker 1: if I'm running around in my eighties without my shirt on,

1128
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:51,880
Speaker 1: tattoos at least worris that's not what worried about. What

1129
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 1: did you get all that confident? Man? It's the fun.

1130
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:55,360
Speaker 1: I want some of that.

1131
00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:59,240
Speaker 2: My concern these giant nipple gauges.

1132
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 1: I got plates here. I got plates here. That's not

1133
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:06,800
Speaker 1: where we're supposed to get the plates where the expander's

1134
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 1: not supposed to get there.

1135
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:10,680
Speaker 5: I got them in the wrong place, so they ended

1136
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:12,520
Speaker 5: up just looking like two short jump ropes.

1137
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:15,439
Speaker 1: I put a bar. I put a bar through my butthole. Wrong,

1138
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:19,680
Speaker 1: that's the wrong place, but through my BUTTHOLEE to just.

1139
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:24,920
Speaker 2: Those tribal gold neck rings. I got those up my

1140
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:30,480
Speaker 2: butt like a like a like a Thanksgiving cornucopia. It's

1141
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:31,680
Speaker 2: kind of happened.

1142
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:36,960
Speaker 1: When you and I, I just want to give you

1143
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:39,600
Speaker 1: topics and then you make comedy and that's how it works.

1144
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:45,520
Speaker 5: And that's podcasting. Oh my god, topics ship.

1145
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:48,520
Speaker 2: God, that would have been a great place to end this.

1146
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:52,959
Speaker 5: How much longer we have under?

1147
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:56,200
Speaker 1: Does anybody give you a lot of time to podcast here?

1148
00:52:56,239 --> 00:52:58,799
Speaker 1: Like probably more than a podcast should be. I mean

1149
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:02,000
Speaker 1: like we were like took under forty five minutes. Okay,

1150
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:05,400
Speaker 1: what if this is almost as long as Blade Runner.

1151
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:06,719
Speaker 4: Is?

1152
00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:08,640
Speaker 1: Anyone? You probably didn't because you were here this weekend.

1153
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:11,719
Speaker 1: I'm still a blade Runner. That's how long? You says? Fuck?

1154
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:14,080
Speaker 1: Is it long? Have you seen it? It's it is good,

1155
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:18,800
Speaker 1: but just pack of fucking lunch. Or it's long, and

1156
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:20,279
Speaker 1: there's parts of it where you go, let's not go

1157
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:23,520
Speaker 1: to this character again. Nope, nope, okay, let's come anyway.

1158
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:25,879
Speaker 2: Well that's my review and I don't want to see

1159
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:26,160
Speaker 2: it now.

1160
00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:29,719
Speaker 1: It's good. I love it. I did love it. I

1161
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:32,279
Speaker 1: did love it. But it is that thing like you're like, wow, man,

1162
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:34,200
Speaker 1: we have been here for I wonder if we go

1163
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:35,880
Speaker 1: back to get back to earth because I don't know

1164
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:37,839
Speaker 1: where we are. I'm lost, and I don't want Jared

1165
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:38,719
Speaker 1: Letter to come with us.

1166
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:40,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I don't want him to go with me anywhere,

1167
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:45,120
Speaker 3: and I want him to spend more than thirty seconds

1168
00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:45,680
Speaker 3: on Mars.

1169
00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:51,560
Speaker 1: Do you guys? I feel like it will be uh my,

1170
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:55,560
Speaker 1: it's my two favorite people right here, right here. That's

1171
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:58,000
Speaker 1: all you need. That's all you need. That is all

1172
00:53:58,080 --> 00:54:01,000
Speaker 1: you need right right there. If I had been in

1173
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:02,440
Speaker 1: I should have just gone into management.

1174
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:06,920
Speaker 5: Oh my god, you and Wrath.

1175
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:09,680
Speaker 1: I'm enthusiastic. I could get people excited.

1176
00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:11,840
Speaker 5: You are a you're a fan, you.

1177
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:14,040
Speaker 2: Are in all seriousness.

1178
00:54:14,239 --> 00:54:17,319
Speaker 3: Karen and I have always talked about how you you're

1179
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:20,120
Speaker 3: an unsolicited champion of each of us.

1180
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:23,239
Speaker 2: You and we didn't know that about each other. And

1181
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:25,600
Speaker 2: I think you probably do that all the time for

1182
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:27,080
Speaker 2: people only.

1183
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:30,279
Speaker 1: Not that not love that many. I mean, Dave was

1184
00:54:30,719 --> 00:54:33,400
Speaker 1: a mistake. But no, I love it. I love it.

1185
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:37,560
Speaker 1: I love it. I'm not saying I love it. I

1186
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:37,920
Speaker 1: love it.

1187
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:43,400
Speaker 2: I used to laugh when my parents fought too very comfortable.

1188
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:44,560
Speaker 5: V.

1189
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:45,320
Speaker 4: So far.

1190
00:54:46,719 --> 00:54:48,200
Speaker 2: We hit anyone.

1191
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:51,480
Speaker 1: How we play our game great.

1192
00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:53,880
Speaker 5: I think we've talked about this before.

1193
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:57,280
Speaker 4: But you are the reason that I started recording music

1194
00:54:57,520 --> 00:54:59,200
Speaker 4: because you insisted that I do it.

1195
00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:00,480
Speaker 5: And the first time I did it.

1196
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:04,960
Speaker 4: Which was with you, it's thank thank you. I wasn't

1197
00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:09,640
Speaker 4: saying that, but then okay, no, no, no, but Greg

1198
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:11,799
Speaker 4: was like those you know. It was when I had

1199
00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:13,600
Speaker 4: like four songs and you were like, you have to

1200
00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:15,160
Speaker 4: record them, you have to and I was like, I

1201
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:15,719
Speaker 4: don't think.

1202
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:17,480
Speaker 5: I don't want to intrude.

1203
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:20,399
Speaker 4: It was kind of my mentality of like I don't

1204
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:22,279
Speaker 4: want to put this on anybody, and you're like, no,

1205
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:25,279
Speaker 4: we're doing it. And then you actually went with me

1206
00:55:25,719 --> 00:55:32,920
Speaker 4: to a studio with matchbooks with Paul Paul that's sorry Paul,

1207
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:36,680
Speaker 4: that this amazing drummer, well, amazing musician all around, who

1208
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:39,759
Speaker 4: basically then kind of like put out all of the

1209
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:41,680
Speaker 4: music to all of my songs and made them sound

1210
00:55:41,719 --> 00:55:43,399
Speaker 4: like real songs, and then we recorded.

1211
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:44,000
Speaker 2: That they were real songs.

1212
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:46,240
Speaker 1: I mean, that's why I liked them. They were real songs.

1213
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:47,759
Speaker 1: They weren't like I was I was just telling my

1214
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:51,280
Speaker 1: buddy Kane. Everybody who's a comic, his name's Kane Holloway.

1215
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:54,560
Speaker 1: What do you do with that name? He's already has

1216
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:57,960
Speaker 1: to live up to his fucking name, isn't it's Kane Holloway.

1217
00:55:58,040 --> 00:55:58,720
Speaker 5: He's not a wrestler.

1218
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:03,279
Speaker 2: You fight multiple man or a former skateboard yeah are you? Yeah? Yeah,

1219
00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:05,400
Speaker 2: box people on a loading.

1220
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:08,680
Speaker 4: Doge for living Yeah, careful Holloways down there and he's

1221
00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:09,319
Speaker 4: kissed off.

1222
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:14,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's very funny, but uh uh, I don't know

1223
00:56:14,239 --> 00:56:15,000
Speaker 1: what we were talking about.

1224
00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:19,719
Speaker 2: Music. Music. She recorded music, and then you.

1225
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:23,319
Speaker 1: Don't telegraph your punches, so those songs they creep up

1226
00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:25,120
Speaker 1: on you because you're like, this is a really pretty

1227
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:26,880
Speaker 1: sad song, and then you're like, oh my god, it's

1228
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:31,160
Speaker 1: about Tina Fey that's so fucking and the time mean

1229
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:33,279
Speaker 1: and funny, and the thing about the one about the

1230
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:35,279
Speaker 1: grid going down, Like I was like, they're just like,

1231
00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:37,720
Speaker 1: there's that you have that thing that's like super unusual

1232
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:40,359
Speaker 1: because it's like it's as pithy as somebody who wants

1233
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:42,239
Speaker 1: to be smart and pithy, but funnier than people that

1234
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:44,239
Speaker 1: are funny. So I loved it.

1235
00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:45,640
Speaker 2: This I got a.

1236
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:51,520
Speaker 1: Fuck you, that.

1237
00:56:54,920 --> 00:57:01,480
Speaker 5: Stupid oh this new thing. But anyway, thank you. I

1238
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:03,800
Speaker 5: don't know if I ever properly thanks. Yeah, that's a

1239
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:04,960
Speaker 5: difficult process for me.

1240
00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:08,879
Speaker 2: I recall either of you were encouraging me and my music.

1241
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:12,000
Speaker 1: You know what, I.

1242
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:20,520
Speaker 2: I don't even like it, but I can't not believe

1243
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:24,200
Speaker 2: holding up a cartoon lion.

1244
00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:31,440
Speaker 1: I would buy a ticket for that show You're One

1245
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:32,120
Speaker 1: man version.

1246
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:35,000
Speaker 2: Well it's an hour and a half. It's an hour

1247
00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:35,400
Speaker 2: and a half.

1248
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:40,200
Speaker 5: What are some other songs we would hear at that show?

1249
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:44,280
Speaker 1: Lion?

1250
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:48,960
Speaker 2: Majestic, majestic Lion. That's one of the other songs.

1251
00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:53,800
Speaker 4: That's short, sweet yep, two words very relevant to today's issues.

1252
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:59,560
Speaker 2: I mean really kind of Wait was there a mishappen

1253
00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:05,560
Speaker 2: a zoo or something? Nope? Okay, oh, just we should

1254
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:06,760
Speaker 2: be what Karen saying?

1255
00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:09,400
Speaker 1: You remember we remember we were shooting cows. You remember

1256
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:11,560
Speaker 1: when that cow? You remember when that cow got shot

1257
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:13,160
Speaker 1: in twenty five times?

1258
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:13,600
Speaker 2: Wait?

1259
00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:17,120
Speaker 1: Remember there was that cow? Does he remember this? There

1260
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:19,760
Speaker 1: was a cow, a cow that got away and it

1261
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:21,520
Speaker 1: got out on the highway and the cops shot it

1262
00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:23,920
Speaker 1: like twenty five times. Do you remember this?

1263
00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:24,840
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1264
00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:30,120
Speaker 1: Nobody remembers the fucking cow they shot to pieces off

1265
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:32,600
Speaker 1: the fucking highway in San Diego's gott got got got

1266
00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:33,560
Speaker 1: got Jesus.

1267
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:46,240
Speaker 2: That is not ire at all? Why did they ah harsh?

1268
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:49,160
Speaker 4: Also great the way you introduced that first you go,

1269
00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:51,080
Speaker 4: remember when we shot that cow?

1270
00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:54,360
Speaker 5: It sounded like remember in San Franiscs we love to

1271
00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:55,160
Speaker 5: go shoot.

1272
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:57,720
Speaker 1: Cows as a group, as a as a generation. Do

1273
00:58:57,760 --> 00:59:00,840
Speaker 1: you remember when we would shoot cows? Yeah, way beyond.

1274
00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:03,800
Speaker 5: It was like smoking clothes shooting cows.

1275
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:06,240
Speaker 1: Because they don't know, but they don't know they die yet,

1276
00:59:06,320 --> 00:59:09,640
Speaker 1: Like they're literally like what's happening? Like like the thirty Times?

1277
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:12,440
Speaker 2: Like a fuck, I'm in retrospect. Do you know why

1278
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:13,480
Speaker 2: they murdered this cow?

1279
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:16,600
Speaker 1: It was it was headed to the it was headed

1280
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:20,400
Speaker 1: into traffic. I think I don't remember it completely, but

1281
00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:23,360
Speaker 1: they felt it necessary to take it down now and

1282
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:24,800
Speaker 1: they shot the ship out.

1283
00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:27,080
Speaker 5: Of it and just real quick. Could this have been

1284
00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:27,520
Speaker 5: a dream.

1285
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:31,400
Speaker 1: I'm not going to rule it out, but I do

1286
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:34,120
Speaker 1: think I'm not going to rule it out. I don't

1287
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:36,200
Speaker 1: know anything I'm saying is from my real life or

1288
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:37,800
Speaker 1: the one I live in my dream life, which is

1289
00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:39,600
Speaker 1: out the side of this. I'm not sure what one

1290
00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:43,200
Speaker 1: I'm in, and I don't really care because I'm not

1291
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:44,480
Speaker 1: doing that great in either of them.

1292
00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:45,360
Speaker 5: But they're fun.

1293
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:46,080
Speaker 1: Bounce back and.

1294
00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:52,960
Speaker 5: Then you're knowingly point to no One off stage. Yeah, buddy,

1295
00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:56,760
Speaker 5: that's right, you heard me, secret inside joke to no one.

1296
00:59:57,120 --> 00:59:58,880
Speaker 1: You know, people don't think about this ship. They could

1297
00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:00,360
Speaker 1: do all the time and make them s. I'll just

1298
01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:05,760
Speaker 1: seem fucking like better or cooler, like do that during

1299
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:08,080
Speaker 1: a fight with somebody. I don't give a ship. That's

1300
01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:08,520
Speaker 1: not what I.

1301
01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:17,160
Speaker 2: Think. I've done that a few times, like not I

1302
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:19,480
Speaker 2: did someone to LA's on there.

1303
01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:23,320
Speaker 1: Just everyone goes, you gotta finish this fight. I know

1304
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:25,400
Speaker 1: it's just you, there's somebody.

1305
01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:28,840
Speaker 2: But what were we doing? No, I'll talk to you later.

1306
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:32,320
Speaker 3: Empty empty, You and one other person, one other person

1307
01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:36,560
Speaker 3: that's one do that thing forest. You're in a for camping,

1308
01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:39,200
Speaker 3: no campers even just you and someone else. You're on

1309
01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:42,360
Speaker 3: a glacier, you're hiking with one other person. You get

1310
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:47,200
Speaker 3: in a fight about length of rope and then you're like, well,

1311
01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:48,040
Speaker 3: I fucking.

1312
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:48,600
Speaker 1: You brought the rope.

1313
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:49,160
Speaker 2: What's up?

1314
01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:50,840
Speaker 1: You brought the rope?

1315
01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:54,560
Speaker 2: I bring the carabineers. He's like.

1316
01:00:57,360 --> 01:01:03,920
Speaker 3: It's green boots to mailmarker dead man, someone playing uh, coconuts?

1317
01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:05,640
Speaker 5: Do you hear that?

1318
01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:08,160
Speaker 1: I think that was my laugh.

1319
01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:13,120
Speaker 5: That was my tropical Marguerita Ville. I save it for

1320
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:14,800
Speaker 5: when I'm really enjoying myself.

1321
01:01:15,160 --> 01:01:17,720
Speaker 3: When I laugh, it's it sounds like someone tripping with

1322
01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:18,600
Speaker 3: their flip flop.

1323
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:22,800
Speaker 1: That's fucking that, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah,

1324
01:01:23,560 --> 01:01:26,040
Speaker 1: the flip flop trip is fucking hard, man, because you

1325
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:28,280
Speaker 1: fold that thing over and it shoots you. You're fucked man.

1326
01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:30,520
Speaker 1: Flip flop that's a that's a hard way to go.

1327
01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:34,400
Speaker 1: Thanks for backing me up. I'm just telling you, man.

1328
01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:37,640
Speaker 1: I bet I fall I fall down sometimes I don't

1329
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:39,720
Speaker 1: have to flip flops on. I feel like I hate

1330
01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:41,840
Speaker 1: their flip flopsy're not flip flops regular shoes.

1331
01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:45,560
Speaker 3: I hate flip flip flops and I hate them. They

1332
01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:50,040
Speaker 3: always gets caught up or turned or they they they somehow.

1333
01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:53,080
Speaker 3: I can't believe everyone just goes around living life wearing them.

1334
01:01:54,360 --> 01:01:56,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, like you're like, oh, I got these on, I'm

1335
01:01:56,280 --> 01:01:59,040
Speaker 1: Lard Hamilton. That never happens. You're not Lard Hamilton. No

1336
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:03,040
Speaker 1: one is just layed. Yeah, not big wave surfing fans here,

1337
01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:12,440
Speaker 1: like a surf coach from guys up.

1338
01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:14,480
Speaker 2: I called Lard Hamilton.

1339
01:02:15,280 --> 01:02:17,480
Speaker 3: I interviewed him once and I called him Lance Burkheart

1340
01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:21,120
Speaker 3: because that's his character from as you all know, North Shore.

1341
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:27,920
Speaker 2: He's like a villain, uh surfer And he didn't who's that?

1342
01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:30,640
Speaker 3: And I'm like, they called you that for probably a

1343
01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:33,640
Speaker 3: month and a half for production, right, I mean he didn't.

1344
01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:37,160
Speaker 2: Maybe afterwards they were saying that name to its face?

1345
01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:39,000
Speaker 1: Is she nice?

1346
01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:49,280
Speaker 2: Yeah? Very nice? He was very nice. We were he

1347
01:02:49,480 --> 01:02:50,040
Speaker 2: was very nice.

1348
01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:50,400
Speaker 1: He was.

1349
01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:51,600
Speaker 2: He's very intimidating.

1350
01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:56,560
Speaker 1: He's a huge you guys know, it's Hamilton.

1351
01:02:57,080 --> 01:02:59,880
Speaker 4: He's an American Express commercials with his volleyball players everyone.

1352
01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:03,560
Speaker 1: He was in the Descendants. He was, Uh, he's the

1353
01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:07,840
Speaker 1: guy that. Yeah, he's in the He's he's in it.

1354
01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:11,120
Speaker 1: Is that right? Okay? I get those guys mixed up.

1355
01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:15,840
Speaker 1: He plays the neighbor's husband or so. Anyway, he's handsome,

1356
01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:18,720
Speaker 1: he invented big wave surfing.

1357
01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:23,520
Speaker 3: And he's a very Olympic gold medalist women's ball.

1358
01:03:23,720 --> 01:03:29,320
Speaker 2: Corbett Gabriel, thank you of the Reese chocolate family.

1359
01:03:30,880 --> 01:03:31,040
Speaker 4: Uh.

1360
01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:33,400
Speaker 3: Anyway, at the end of the segment, we thought it

1361
01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:35,320
Speaker 3: would be a nice way to close it if he

1362
01:03:35,560 --> 01:03:39,040
Speaker 3: paddleboarded away from where we were interview him, interviewing him

1363
01:03:39,160 --> 01:03:42,000
Speaker 3: on the beach in Malibu, just off into the and he.

1364
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:46,360
Speaker 2: Paddled and we shot it like so we could speed

1365
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:49,520
Speaker 2: it up later. I'm not a camera I am a

1366
01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:51,640
Speaker 2: sound man, and he's working great.

1367
01:03:52,520 --> 01:03:55,320
Speaker 3: Uh, And he just fucking paddled until he became a

1368
01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:56,880
Speaker 3: tiny person then disappeared.

1369
01:03:57,400 --> 01:04:00,320
Speaker 2: He paddled off in the ocean and he was gone

1370
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:03,280
Speaker 2: and never and I'm like, did he just slowly die?

1371
01:04:05,360 --> 01:04:07,560
Speaker 3: He was like watching a sunset, but it was a

1372
01:04:07,640 --> 01:04:10,240
Speaker 3: man the best joke of all time, and he would

1373
01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:10,840
Speaker 3: he never?

1374
01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:12,320
Speaker 5: Is this the last shot?

1375
01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:12,840
Speaker 4: Okay?

1376
01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:13,520
Speaker 2: I get the bit?

1377
01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:16,520
Speaker 5: And then he just bailed, goes ocean bad.

1378
01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:19,560
Speaker 1: He's got to get back after that joke. But that's

1379
01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:20,160
Speaker 1: not our worry.

1380
01:04:21,240 --> 01:04:22,240
Speaker 5: He's out in the middle of the ocean.

1381
01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:26,120
Speaker 1: Invented. He invented that. He invented sucking the paddle boarding.

1382
01:04:26,920 --> 01:04:27,360
Speaker 5: Afraid of it.

1383
01:04:27,520 --> 01:04:28,400
Speaker 2: I think it is kind.

1384
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:33,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I think the Hawaiians did it originally when

1385
01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:35,000
Speaker 1: they were but then we take it.

1386
01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:39,919
Speaker 3: Wait, wait if you take it and trading, we did it, yeah,

1387
01:04:40,040 --> 01:04:41,600
Speaker 3: and give you a smallpox blanket.

1388
01:04:43,520 --> 01:04:45,919
Speaker 1: I got Really we took it to the bad place.

1389
01:04:46,280 --> 01:04:48,680
Speaker 1: We got political as well political on the show.

1390
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:49,840
Speaker 5: Sorry, deal with it.

1391
01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:52,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry if you don't like to hear, if you

1392
01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:53,360
Speaker 1: don't like it.

1393
01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:58,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, not during gameplay. We know you're just running the clock, right.

1394
01:04:58,920 --> 01:05:02,680
Speaker 5: I do a lot of football jokes, true them on

1395
01:05:02,760 --> 01:05:04,200
Speaker 5: this podcast, follow you.

1396
01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:05,840
Speaker 2: I know, I'm a stick and ball guy.

1397
01:05:08,080 --> 01:05:12,240
Speaker 4: We think somebody must be like, please get off the stage,

1398
01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:14,080
Speaker 4: right we light up there?

1399
01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:16,200
Speaker 1: That thing, the fire that they've lit up there, I

1400
01:05:16,240 --> 01:05:18,440
Speaker 1: think that's the might be that get off fire.

1401
01:05:19,400 --> 01:05:22,439
Speaker 5: That is it's one of the seven wonders of the world.

1402
01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:25,520
Speaker 3: I feel like Trump's eyeballs during the eclipse right now

1403
01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:28,640
Speaker 3: because I won't stop staring at those lights, wanting them

1404
01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:29,680
Speaker 3: to tell me something.

1405
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:35,040
Speaker 4: That moment in history when he looked at the fucking eclipse,

1406
01:05:35,440 --> 01:05:36,000
Speaker 4: I was just like.

1407
01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:36,560
Speaker 2: It's over.

1408
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:38,200
Speaker 1: That was the peak, that was.

1409
01:05:38,280 --> 01:05:41,680
Speaker 4: Any hope anyone had for anything. It was just like,

1410
01:05:41,920 --> 01:05:44,000
Speaker 4: this is fucking over for humanity.

1411
01:05:44,120 --> 01:05:45,480
Speaker 2: That was the top of the roller coaster.

1412
01:05:45,720 --> 01:05:48,000
Speaker 4: He's the president, and he was just like everyone's like,

1413
01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:52,040
Speaker 4: you can't look to He's the fucking dumbest place.

1414
01:05:52,120 --> 01:05:55,480
Speaker 3: Like he was looking at the sun as if to say, no,

1415
01:05:55,840 --> 01:05:57,360
Speaker 3: you're you're a loser.

1416
01:05:57,720 --> 01:06:00,880
Speaker 2: I'm the power of the sun.

1417
01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:07,960
Speaker 1: Imagine, though, Imagine the freedom that he wants to take

1418
01:06:07,960 --> 01:06:11,000
Speaker 1: from you, with the freedom he has, and that he

1419
01:06:11,240 --> 01:06:14,800
Speaker 1: only takes a little bit information. He doesn't never, he

1420
01:06:14,880 --> 01:06:16,720
Speaker 1: never has I got to read that thing tonight. He

1421
01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:18,640
Speaker 1: never says I got to read that thing tonight, or

1422
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:21,160
Speaker 1: I need to be briefed on this. He just uses whatever,

1423
01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:23,720
Speaker 1: the handful of words he knows and then just says

1424
01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:25,920
Speaker 1: them and then just fucking moves along like he just

1425
01:06:26,960 --> 01:06:29,440
Speaker 1: let's get rid of that. I don't like it. Oh yeah,

1426
01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:31,680
Speaker 1: well he can go. You want to fight, let's fucking fight.

1427
01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:33,480
Speaker 1: I'll write it down. I don't give a ship. What

1428
01:06:33,560 --> 01:06:37,760
Speaker 1: am I doing now? I don't care. I'm the president.

1429
01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:40,040
Speaker 1: I can do whatever. I fucking neil, don't kneel. I

1430
01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:43,480
Speaker 1: don't like it. I like the Democrats not anymore, don't.

1431
01:06:43,560 --> 01:06:46,200
Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm the fucking president.

1432
01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:49,680
Speaker 2: I'm free. That would be freedom. He just not have

1433
01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:52,360
Speaker 2: to have no consequences over what you're the.

1434
01:06:52,360 --> 01:06:54,360
Speaker 1: Only thing that's cool is that if by breaking the

1435
01:06:54,440 --> 01:06:57,640
Speaker 1: fourth wall, maybe we'll have a president that is a

1436
01:06:57,760 --> 01:07:01,880
Speaker 1: good person. But his fucking me like a guy that

1437
01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:04,720
Speaker 1: like can't pretend you can't find the fucking podium and

1438
01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:07,520
Speaker 1: ship and swears for no reason and pulls his pants down.

1439
01:07:07,560 --> 01:07:11,520
Speaker 1: It's like, just like your uncle Greg, are you It's

1440
01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:15,280
Speaker 1: just a good plan, comes out, goes, what's up, bitch,

1441
01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:18,720
Speaker 1: I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm the president. No, I gotta

1442
01:07:18,760 --> 01:07:20,800
Speaker 1: check it all seriouser that last he was mean, I'm

1443
01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:24,640
Speaker 1: not mean, I'm not mean. Let's turn some of that

1444
01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:33,240
Speaker 1: Obama ship back on. Let's tenu plip those witches back on. Regulate, regulate, regulate, and.

1445
01:07:33,240 --> 01:07:35,960
Speaker 3: Then he just does a pratt fall down some stairs

1446
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:37,080
Speaker 3: comedically awesome.

1447
01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:41,040
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, God fucking gets on a paddle board and

1448
01:07:41,200 --> 01:07:43,000
Speaker 1: just there he goes, there, goes to president.

1449
01:07:46,080 --> 01:07:49,360
Speaker 2: I guess he just addressed the union.

1450
01:07:53,680 --> 01:07:55,040
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah.

1451
01:07:55,880 --> 01:07:57,880
Speaker 1: Do you think this morning when Mike Pence walked out

1452
01:07:57,960 --> 01:08:03,080
Speaker 1: of the Colts game he went a rumph, I've never.

1453
01:08:04,120 --> 01:08:07,880
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he went there just to do that, to

1454
01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:10,680
Speaker 3: be able set kneeling during the you know, and I

1455
01:08:10,760 --> 01:08:11,440
Speaker 3: think he did is he.

1456
01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:14,840
Speaker 5: I think he slowly peeled his face off. He like,

1457
01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:17,080
Speaker 5: as he got into his black suv, he was like

1458
01:08:17,600 --> 01:08:22,120
Speaker 5: lizard face. He's just you look in that man's face

1459
01:08:22,320 --> 01:08:24,519
Speaker 5: and You're like, there is no human being.

1460
01:08:24,439 --> 01:08:25,080
Speaker 2: Inside of them.

1461
01:08:25,280 --> 01:08:26,879
Speaker 5: It is fucking frightening.

1462
01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:29,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I used to think it about like a Wilhem

1463
01:08:29,160 --> 01:08:30,519
Speaker 3: Dafoe or till those Winton.

1464
01:08:31,080 --> 01:08:32,599
Speaker 5: It's now it's a new level.

1465
01:08:32,640 --> 01:08:35,599
Speaker 2: At least I like them. Yeah, he is a he's

1466
01:08:35,640 --> 01:08:39,360
Speaker 2: a cyborg lizard man. I wish other way. Well bought lizards,

1467
01:08:39,560 --> 01:08:43,880
Speaker 2: gills and batteries. He's fuck.

1468
01:08:44,479 --> 01:08:46,519
Speaker 1: I wish he'd gone the other way and stood up taller,

1469
01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:49,160
Speaker 1: like got on a table. I see you fucking kneeling,

1470
01:08:49,280 --> 01:08:54,720
Speaker 1: and I'm fucking double standing. I'm double standing president who

1471
01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:57,880
Speaker 1: nobody knows or cares about anyway, plain to you that

1472
01:08:57,920 --> 01:08:58,799
Speaker 1: I'm the vice president.

1473
01:08:59,439 --> 01:09:03,599
Speaker 5: Also the Handmaid's Tale, what if he was? Like everything

1474
01:09:03,760 --> 01:09:05,200
Speaker 5: that Mike Priends.

1475
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:10,680
Speaker 4: Was about, this was purely just like a street performance

1476
01:09:10,920 --> 01:09:15,640
Speaker 4: for The Handmaid's Tale. It's just grassroots publicity. Whi's just like,

1477
01:09:15,720 --> 01:09:17,719
Speaker 4: oh my god, the vice president wants to take away

1478
01:09:18,160 --> 01:09:20,879
Speaker 4: my uterus. It's like, actually that was for The Handmaids.

1479
01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:24,000
Speaker 2: That was a script.

1480
01:09:24,120 --> 01:09:25,800
Speaker 1: That was just a script. It's a TV thing. It's

1481
01:09:25,840 --> 01:09:29,200
Speaker 1: actually about the opposite. No, it is great promote mother,

1482
01:09:29,320 --> 01:09:32,400
Speaker 1: We're going and he took his wife. It's it's call

1483
01:09:32,479 --> 01:09:35,519
Speaker 1: his mother. But he's cool. We're open to it.

1484
01:09:35,720 --> 01:09:36,880
Speaker 5: He's super fine with it.

1485
01:09:37,240 --> 01:09:38,439
Speaker 1: Just don't regulate other people.

1486
01:09:38,520 --> 01:09:42,280
Speaker 3: It's weird that they keep promoting that show after it's concluded.

1487
01:09:42,400 --> 01:09:45,200
Speaker 5: The Handmaid's Tale. Yeah, you mean by taking awhare rights.

1488
01:09:46,760 --> 01:09:48,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they keep doing it.

1489
01:09:48,600 --> 01:09:49,439
Speaker 5: They just keep doing it.

1490
01:09:49,560 --> 01:09:52,559
Speaker 1: We watched it, We liked it. That's their version. That's

1491
01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:57,040
Speaker 1: their version of merch. Yeah, like from the show. No,

1492
01:09:57,160 --> 01:09:58,360
Speaker 1: it's just like from the show.

1493
01:09:58,360 --> 01:10:01,840
Speaker 5: This rage you don't have my your birth control taken away?

1494
01:10:01,920 --> 01:10:03,599
Speaker 1: That's where you guys like the show. We thought, Oh

1495
01:10:03,680 --> 01:10:05,280
Speaker 1: you like this, you must love this my.

1496
01:10:05,439 --> 01:10:08,519
Speaker 5: Dad Okay, fine, no planned Parentoo that's season three.

1497
01:10:08,840 --> 01:10:12,640
Speaker 3: Did you know that the fucking red those hats that

1498
01:10:12,720 --> 01:10:15,280
Speaker 3: trump that they're forty five dollars on a website that

1499
01:10:15,439 --> 01:10:18,360
Speaker 3: he's still forty five? Did you know that the valley

1500
01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:20,920
Speaker 3: parking in this hotel is also forty five dollars?

1501
01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:23,360
Speaker 1: The well?

1502
01:10:23,720 --> 01:10:25,840
Speaker 5: Do you know that this is one of my favorite things?

1503
01:10:25,920 --> 01:10:28,439
Speaker 2: My sister told me it's a cost forty five dollars.

1504
01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:31,760
Speaker 4: This list of things that cost forty five dollars. No,

1505
01:10:31,960 --> 01:10:34,679
Speaker 4: this was my sister just told me recently. My dad,

1506
01:10:35,320 --> 01:10:38,880
Speaker 4: who is obviously retired, a retired fireman, and has friends

1507
01:10:39,160 --> 01:10:42,760
Speaker 4: in his immediate friendship group, very very tight group of

1508
01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:47,320
Speaker 4: men that are like Trump Republicans. And they met somewhere,

1509
01:10:47,360 --> 01:10:49,600
Speaker 4: I'm sure they were like golfing, and he showed up

1510
01:10:49,640 --> 01:10:51,320
Speaker 4: and one of his friends was wearing a Make America

1511
01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:53,400
Speaker 4: Great Again hat and he took it off his head

1512
01:10:53,439 --> 01:10:56,360
Speaker 4: and said that's disrespectful and slap like slapped in into

1513
01:10:56,400 --> 01:10:56,680
Speaker 4: his hand.

1514
01:10:56,800 --> 01:10:56,960
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1515
01:10:57,000 --> 01:11:00,760
Speaker 4: But yeah, my dad is like the one seven year

1516
01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:03,120
Speaker 4: old white man in America that's doing stuff like that.

1517
01:11:03,280 --> 01:11:05,719
Speaker 4: But I was like, thank fucking God, because I told

1518
01:11:05,800 --> 01:11:08,000
Speaker 4: him to listen to the lyrics if People Are People

1519
01:11:08,040 --> 01:11:09,679
Speaker 4: by Depeche Mode over and over.

1520
01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:12,320
Speaker 5: In nineteen eighty two, and it finally fucking got through

1521
01:11:12,360 --> 01:11:12,639
Speaker 5: to him.

1522
01:11:12,840 --> 01:11:16,080
Speaker 1: Europe, My hard work, you want to imagine made off

1523
01:11:16,280 --> 01:11:20,280
Speaker 1: your father is so awesome. And he looks like if

1524
01:11:20,439 --> 01:11:24,720
Speaker 1: Ron Howard dreamt of what a fireman would be. He's

1525
01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:26,800
Speaker 1: better than anything. Like he goes, oh my god, the

1526
01:11:26,840 --> 01:11:30,400
Speaker 1: white must have must say something. He's fucking huge. Yay,

1527
01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:31,479
Speaker 1: you know, Irish.

1528
01:11:32,040 --> 01:11:35,120
Speaker 4: He looks like the dad the woman's dad from Fargo

1529
01:11:35,400 --> 01:11:39,400
Speaker 4: that is then won't get the police in Fargo, is

1530
01:11:39,439 --> 01:11:42,280
Speaker 4: like my fucking dad's in a Coen Brothers movie.

1531
01:11:42,320 --> 01:11:42,920
Speaker 2: This is awesome.

1532
01:11:43,040 --> 01:11:44,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, your friends called up and they want me to

1533
01:11:44,680 --> 01:11:45,760
Speaker 1: be in a fucking movie. I was like, all right,

1534
01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:46,400
Speaker 1: I'll be in a movie.

1535
01:11:48,280 --> 01:11:50,280
Speaker 4: I got nothing else to do but play pedro Be

1536
01:11:50,360 --> 01:11:51,799
Speaker 4: in your movie Owen Brothers.

1537
01:11:53,760 --> 01:12:03,120
Speaker 5: Anyway, guys, I love it, and he hu.

1538
01:12:04,680 --> 01:12:06,800
Speaker 1: Amira told me to tell you. And here's my wife

1539
01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:11,360
Speaker 1: and we actually started listening called, uh, you're living all

1540
01:12:11,439 --> 01:12:13,800
Speaker 1: over me and it's just we get together a week

1541
01:12:13,800 --> 01:12:15,360
Speaker 1: and go do we still want to be married?

1542
01:12:15,960 --> 01:12:16,080
Speaker 4: Uh?

1543
01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:19,760
Speaker 1: But it's fun and she said, uh. She said, uh,

1544
01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:22,000
Speaker 1: I want to be on Karen's podcast because when I

1545
01:12:22,120 --> 01:12:25,920
Speaker 1: moved here and I was nineteen, that guy there, a

1546
01:12:25,960 --> 01:12:29,040
Speaker 1: couple moved in below us, and then the woman died

1547
01:12:29,240 --> 01:12:31,840
Speaker 1: when he was clean and is done. And then two

1548
01:12:31,880 --> 01:12:35,800
Speaker 1: weeks later a new lady moved in. Oh yeah yeah,

1549
01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:37,679
Speaker 1: and she goes, I want to t now told the story,

1550
01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:41,760
Speaker 1: but she told him much much more compelling, and then uh.

1551
01:12:42,280 --> 01:12:47,280
Speaker 3: Hercides like that doesn't fit with our inhabit about me. Yeah, actually, oddly,

1552
01:12:47,960 --> 01:12:51,479
Speaker 3: I think that'd be better On Karen's other podcast, This

1553
01:12:51,680 --> 01:12:53,439
Speaker 3: is not that sounds like a murder took.

1554
01:12:53,280 --> 01:12:55,360
Speaker 1: Place all the time. I thought you were somebody else.

1555
01:12:57,600 --> 01:12:59,760
Speaker 2: Really, Yeah, and she just and he got away with it.

1556
01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:02,360
Speaker 1: He did cleaning his gun.

1557
01:13:02,600 --> 01:13:04,640
Speaker 5: Was she there when the gun went off? Was she

1558
01:13:04,720 --> 01:13:05,400
Speaker 5: in her apartment?

1559
01:13:06,320 --> 01:13:09,040
Speaker 1: She was in the apartment. Yeah, she received the bullet. No,

1560
01:13:11,760 --> 01:13:16,439
Speaker 1: she was there, but they didn't. They were there the bullet.

1561
01:13:20,160 --> 01:13:21,960
Speaker 4: She actually had to sign for it with C O. D.

1562
01:13:22,120 --> 01:13:24,800
Speaker 4: It's very It was one of the strangest murders ever

1563
01:13:24,920 --> 01:13:25,439
Speaker 4: in Hawaii.

1564
01:13:27,320 --> 01:13:28,800
Speaker 1: Sign for this all right, But I don't know what

1565
01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:29,479
Speaker 1: it is. I don't know.

1566
01:13:30,160 --> 01:13:31,040
Speaker 5: I don't like bullets.

1567
01:13:31,080 --> 01:13:34,000
Speaker 3: But okay, I mean, my roommate's not here, but if

1568
01:13:34,040 --> 01:13:35,519
Speaker 3: you're trying to murder him, I guess I'll go.

1569
01:13:37,200 --> 01:13:41,280
Speaker 1: It seems silly to just send the one. Don't they

1570
01:13:41,360 --> 01:13:46,519
Speaker 1: come in sixes? Uh? Yeah, no, I don't. I uh,

1571
01:13:51,280 --> 01:13:52,880
Speaker 1: I didn't want to be sexist. I didn't know if

1572
01:13:52,920 --> 01:13:54,479
Speaker 1: that's a I don't know. I'm not sure what my

1573
01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:59,280
Speaker 1: handshakes are supposed to be anymore. Uh yeah, So anyway,

1574
01:13:59,400 --> 01:14:01,559
Speaker 1: that's uh, that is wow, that's nuts.

1575
01:14:02,040 --> 01:14:02,840
Speaker 2: Maybe it may be.

1576
01:14:03,320 --> 01:14:03,439
Speaker 7: Uh.

1577
01:14:04,439 --> 01:14:05,880
Speaker 1: I was like, have you listened to a podcast? I

1578
01:14:05,920 --> 01:14:09,200
Speaker 1: think they talk about pretty big murders. But okay, if

1579
01:14:09,200 --> 01:14:11,519
Speaker 1: you have that sort of bag unsolved one. I'm sure

1580
01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:12,320
Speaker 1: they'd love to hear about it.

1581
01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:13,360
Speaker 5: We do that all the time.

1582
01:14:13,640 --> 01:14:16,080
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I mean, I mean you don't really know that, man,

1583
01:14:16,120 --> 01:14:18,000
Speaker 1: I mean I don't. I never like. I've lived a

1584
01:14:18,080 --> 01:14:21,280
Speaker 1: fucking healthy long time and nobody I know has been murdered.

1585
01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:22,719
Speaker 5: You're very lucky.

1586
01:14:23,120 --> 01:14:24,360
Speaker 1: I just don't have that, you know. I need to

1587
01:14:24,400 --> 01:14:29,160
Speaker 1: know more people, that's m Yeah, that's right, that's right.

1588
01:14:29,439 --> 01:14:36,320
Speaker 1: I mean people have quietly disappeared. Yeah, yeah, yeah, how

1589
01:14:36,360 --> 01:14:36,800
Speaker 1: many people?

1590
01:14:37,439 --> 01:14:39,599
Speaker 5: If you don't know anyone that's been murdered, you're the murderer.

1591
01:14:39,800 --> 01:14:41,559
Speaker 5: That's the rule.

1592
01:14:41,880 --> 01:14:47,519
Speaker 1: I call it assisting. I assist you to that next place. Yeah,

1593
01:14:48,280 --> 01:14:51,680
Speaker 1: just a bullet delivery to really soon. I just need

1594
01:14:51,760 --> 01:14:54,960
Speaker 1: to get a few more people to go and then

1595
01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:57,760
Speaker 1: I get it. I get to go. Okay, it's dark,

1596
01:14:57,840 --> 01:15:01,040
Speaker 1: too dark, I mean just fun fun, and that's interesting.

1597
01:15:03,080 --> 01:15:06,800
Speaker 5: There's so many options. Should we wrap it down?

1598
01:15:07,920 --> 01:15:10,439
Speaker 2: That's not how they say that, So what wrap it up?

1599
01:15:11,160 --> 01:15:13,080
Speaker 5: Get up there and do your final bit. Let's see

1600
01:15:13,160 --> 01:15:13,639
Speaker 5: the closer.

1601
01:15:14,439 --> 01:15:18,120
Speaker 1: Come on, closer, closer.

1602
01:15:18,120 --> 01:15:21,120
Speaker 5: Do your worst, closer. I don't need the closure. You

1603
01:15:21,240 --> 01:15:23,800
Speaker 5: hate the best, do the closer. Nobody likes.

1604
01:15:25,120 --> 01:15:27,400
Speaker 1: I don't do the one you can't close on, the

1605
01:15:27,479 --> 01:15:30,000
Speaker 1: what you've depended on and can't close on, and you've

1606
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:32,960
Speaker 1: finished after and usually for me, it ends with as

1607
01:15:32,960 --> 01:15:33,519
Speaker 1: what happened?

1608
01:15:34,760 --> 01:15:38,160
Speaker 5: Nothing, just get louder and louder as it goes.

1609
01:15:38,520 --> 01:15:40,040
Speaker 1: Okay, look at that, I get.

1610
01:15:40,280 --> 01:15:43,760
Speaker 5: I just I just want to close it. Come on,

1611
01:15:43,880 --> 01:15:49,200
Speaker 5: stand up and stand up, do I No matter.

1612
01:15:49,400 --> 01:15:52,120
Speaker 3: How young you get with your making a child, I

1613
01:15:52,200 --> 01:15:53,160
Speaker 3: will not get more.

1614
01:15:53,520 --> 01:15:56,360
Speaker 2: I'm a baby, all right, I'll do it.

1615
01:15:56,920 --> 01:16:00,960
Speaker 1: Just that model in your I don't I don't like it.

1616
01:16:01,680 --> 01:16:05,560
Speaker 5: It's not I don't know what would your funeral be

1617
01:16:05,720 --> 01:16:10,920
Speaker 5: like that?

1618
01:16:11,520 --> 01:16:15,400
Speaker 2: Kind of like this actually what I get?

1619
01:16:15,840 --> 01:16:18,360
Speaker 3: Actually when I die, I want to cremate my legs,

1620
01:16:19,280 --> 01:16:21,640
Speaker 3: just my legs, set those aside for a minute, and

1621
01:16:21,680 --> 01:16:23,960
Speaker 3: then I'm gonna tax it or you know, stuff my

1622
01:16:24,120 --> 01:16:28,800
Speaker 3: remaining torso uh you know. So it's on a spring mechanism,

1623
01:16:28,960 --> 01:16:32,240
Speaker 3: so the casket will rotate, go out towards the audience.

1624
01:16:32,280 --> 01:16:34,479
Speaker 3: It will be an audience bigger than this and then

1625
01:16:35,760 --> 01:16:39,520
Speaker 3: and uh, and then I'll pop up and holding the saxophone.

1626
01:16:39,640 --> 01:16:41,519
Speaker 2: Of course, that's why my arm.

1627
01:16:41,600 --> 01:16:43,360
Speaker 3: I just have my arms like this all the hold

1628
01:16:43,400 --> 01:16:49,160
Speaker 3: the saxophone and it's gonna blast out the most beautiful jazz,

1629
01:16:50,080 --> 01:16:52,920
Speaker 3: like you know, that's more of a trumpet, but you

1630
01:16:53,080 --> 01:16:55,439
Speaker 3: know what a saxophone sounds like. It'll be a fucking

1631
01:16:55,560 --> 01:16:58,360
Speaker 3: and everyone's just and all of sunglasses going like oh yeah,

1632
01:16:58,840 --> 01:17:03,800
Speaker 3: oh yeah, all along with saxony, and birds will fly

1633
01:17:03,920 --> 01:17:07,000
Speaker 3: out and the smoke will be coming out dry ice

1634
01:17:07,080 --> 01:17:08,000
Speaker 3: or smoke machino.

1635
01:17:08,080 --> 01:17:09,760
Speaker 2: And I haven't bought any of the stuff. I'm not

1636
01:17:09,840 --> 01:17:13,880
Speaker 2: even sick, but well, everyone's going to be like this wow.

1637
01:17:14,160 --> 01:17:15,920
Speaker 3: And then back then I'm going to launch my leg

1638
01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:17,960
Speaker 3: remains out of a T shirt can and just get

1639
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:21,920
Speaker 3: into everyone's fell open mouthed, just and they'll.

1640
01:17:21,720 --> 01:17:25,000
Speaker 2: Be like well, and You're like it is that talcum powder?

1641
01:17:25,040 --> 01:17:26,559
Speaker 2: And I'll be like, well, if you're at a you're

1642
01:17:26,560 --> 01:17:28,600
Speaker 2: at a funeral. It's a powdered lake. You knew that.

1643
01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:31,559
Speaker 2: How would I say that there's holes in my.

1644
01:17:31,680 --> 01:17:34,120
Speaker 3: I don't know how I'm talking now, I can't remember

1645
01:17:34,160 --> 01:17:35,759
Speaker 3: how it ends, but that's my funeral.

1646
01:17:36,320 --> 01:17:36,879
Speaker 2: And that's.

1647
01:17:38,439 --> 01:17:41,120
Speaker 3: Like, it's hard to end a comedy. Said God, I

1648
01:17:41,200 --> 01:17:43,640
Speaker 3: got so sweaty and scared when you made me do that.

1649
01:17:43,840 --> 01:17:45,559
Speaker 2: Did you do it again?

1650
01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:48,040
Speaker 5: Doing some more do it in a different voice.

1651
01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:52,599
Speaker 2: Oh, I've been playing in me funeral?

1652
01:17:52,880 --> 01:17:55,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, old time.

1653
01:17:57,120 --> 01:18:00,240
Speaker 1: Oh god, we all love a good I am to

1654
01:18:00,400 --> 01:18:04,880
Speaker 1: launch my leg remains out of a T shirt cannon.

1655
01:18:06,040 --> 01:18:08,439
Speaker 1: If I like type that, I'd be done for the day.

1656
01:18:08,600 --> 01:18:11,280
Speaker 1: I mean, like that, What do you want from me?

1657
01:18:13,720 --> 01:18:16,000
Speaker 1: No one has ever said that, nor will they ever.

1658
01:18:16,560 --> 01:18:18,960
Speaker 1: Look what I said. That's what was in my head,

1659
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:21,479
Speaker 1: and then I thought that say that to people. I

1660
01:18:21,560 --> 01:18:22,519
Speaker 1: didn't keep that inside.

1661
01:18:22,600 --> 01:18:25,000
Speaker 2: I say, I agree, you have a million lines like

1662
01:18:25,120 --> 01:18:28,360
Speaker 2: that that you're not I want you to do. Will

1663
01:18:28,400 --> 01:18:30,840
Speaker 2: you please do? Stand up? I don't want.

1664
01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:32,719
Speaker 1: I don't do in life.

1665
01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:37,960
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, he's so good at it. And influence on

1666
01:18:38,200 --> 01:18:44,320
Speaker 3: me and on Karen too, I know, and every human influence.

1667
01:18:44,360 --> 01:18:47,960
Speaker 3: She's blocked out the human influence. Per she doesn't recognize it,

1668
01:18:48,040 --> 01:18:48,519
Speaker 3: but I will.

1669
01:18:49,560 --> 01:18:52,599
Speaker 2: She talks about it. When you're not around. We both

1670
01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:53,400
Speaker 2: think you're great.

1671
01:18:53,640 --> 01:18:56,360
Speaker 1: Thank you, and I'm glad you're here.

1672
01:18:56,560 --> 01:18:57,719
Speaker 5: I'm going to send you a card.

1673
01:18:58,160 --> 01:19:00,640
Speaker 2: Yeah I get that.

1674
01:19:00,800 --> 01:19:02,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it doesn't matter. But I love us

1675
01:19:02,800 --> 01:19:04,360
Speaker 1: correspondence and all sign it.

1676
01:19:04,800 --> 01:19:06,000
Speaker 2: Oh, I love that too.

1677
01:19:06,640 --> 01:19:12,600
Speaker 1: What is every dad in the country? And dad, I

1678
01:19:12,600 --> 01:19:14,280
Speaker 1: should say something Okay, it's your dad.

1679
01:19:15,640 --> 01:19:16,519
Speaker 2: They know it is all right.

1680
01:19:17,200 --> 01:19:19,080
Speaker 1: Did you write your name? I did for a while.

1681
01:19:19,080 --> 01:19:23,000
Speaker 1: I wrote my name to my kids. Greg. Why you

1682
01:19:23,040 --> 01:19:25,320
Speaker 1: should try dad? Is this guy? Yeah? Why don't you

1683
01:19:25,360 --> 01:19:28,240
Speaker 1: try dad? I'm not ready for dad yet. You don't

1684
01:19:28,240 --> 01:19:31,400
Speaker 1: feel like they're not ready for dad. Yeah, not ready

1685
01:19:31,400 --> 01:19:31,800
Speaker 1: for dad.

1686
01:19:32,320 --> 01:19:35,800
Speaker 2: Nine o'clock coming to them. Oh man, that would have

1687
01:19:35,840 --> 01:19:36,280
Speaker 2: been funny.

1688
01:19:36,320 --> 01:19:37,200
Speaker 5: That would have been amazing.

1689
01:19:37,760 --> 01:19:40,880
Speaker 2: What do we do with half his batteries? Put him

1690
01:19:40,880 --> 01:19:46,519
Speaker 2: in the mics. We're gonna festival the fucking run in bucket.

1691
01:19:46,840 --> 01:19:49,120
Speaker 5: There's somebody actually jamming the mics in the back. They're like,

1692
01:19:49,400 --> 01:19:49,760
Speaker 5: you can't.

1693
01:19:50,040 --> 01:19:52,120
Speaker 2: Just a guy with an ipatch in the top hat

1694
01:19:52,400 --> 01:19:54,160
Speaker 2: pulling them. Okay, thank you.

1695
01:19:54,360 --> 01:19:59,120
Speaker 3: We've been giving the signal to quit. They're broadcasting permanently

1696
01:19:59,439 --> 01:20:02,400
Speaker 3: and uh no, fuck, this was great.

1697
01:20:03,160 --> 01:20:04,640
Speaker 1: This would be kind of a fun festival if you

1698
01:20:04,720 --> 01:20:07,720
Speaker 1: brought your your podcast here to be judged, and at

1699
01:20:07,760 --> 01:20:10,919
Speaker 1: the end, you guys would go forward with more podcasts

1700
01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:13,120
Speaker 1: or you had to be done. Yes, that's the crowd

1701
01:20:13,240 --> 01:20:17,720
Speaker 1: goes No, actually, no, really, Pod Save America. No, we

1702
01:20:17,800 --> 01:20:19,800
Speaker 1: got it, guys, we can't like it. We get it.

1703
01:20:19,920 --> 01:20:22,960
Speaker 1: Blah blah, blah. I like those guys.

1704
01:20:23,160 --> 01:20:23,720
Speaker 2: I like that though.

1705
01:20:23,760 --> 01:20:25,960
Speaker 5: It's almost like a beauty contest. There's like it's not

1706
01:20:26,160 --> 01:20:27,920
Speaker 5: just the podcasting, but then you have to come back

1707
01:20:27,960 --> 01:20:32,240
Speaker 5: and sing yep like at one point answer questions sure, yeah,

1708
01:20:32,360 --> 01:20:36,599
Speaker 5: you'd have to know some stuff. And of course bathing suit.

1709
01:20:36,760 --> 01:20:39,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, be in front of everyone in a bikinia.

1710
01:20:39,439 --> 01:20:40,599
Speaker 2: That's how you close the show.

1711
01:20:40,800 --> 01:20:42,679
Speaker 1: And the guy back there going, I keep turning their mics.

1712
01:20:42,720 --> 01:20:44,680
Speaker 1: I keep turning their mics off, turn them off. But

1713
01:20:44,720 --> 01:20:45,800
Speaker 1: then they got I don't want.

1714
01:20:45,680 --> 01:20:47,960
Speaker 2: To be it's going without being amplified.

1715
01:20:48,080 --> 01:20:48,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just.

1716
01:20:48,880 --> 01:20:51,360
Speaker 4: Sheer power of riffing that's making these people that talk

1717
01:20:51,400 --> 01:20:52,320
Speaker 4: about doing comedy they.

1718
01:20:52,320 --> 01:20:53,280
Speaker 1: Do not know when it ends.

1719
01:20:53,439 --> 01:20:57,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, they don't feel the room going. Let us sleep.

1720
01:20:57,560 --> 01:20:59,600
Speaker 2: We don't know where used to we go to a

1721
01:20:59,640 --> 01:21:02,560
Speaker 2: desk nation. I always haven't mapped it out strategically.

1722
01:21:02,720 --> 01:21:05,800
Speaker 3: So it's exactly fifty nine minutes and usually we'd be

1723
01:21:05,880 --> 01:21:06,720
Speaker 3: pulling up to your house.

1724
01:21:06,880 --> 01:21:08,160
Speaker 1: Did you guys ever forget anybody?

1725
01:21:09,160 --> 01:21:10,439
Speaker 5: Oh, like we were supposed to pick them up.

1726
01:21:10,439 --> 01:21:11,360
Speaker 6: We didn't be late.

1727
01:21:11,880 --> 01:21:12,800
Speaker 5: We've been real late.

1728
01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:17,120
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. The airport is always Yeah, it's not good

1729
01:21:17,160 --> 01:21:19,679
Speaker 1: and it's like forty minutes. No, it's like four hours.

1730
01:21:19,920 --> 01:21:21,200
Speaker 1: It's right, so long.

1731
01:21:21,320 --> 01:21:23,880
Speaker 4: And then there's people who like, say they had a

1732
01:21:23,960 --> 01:21:26,760
Speaker 4: whole week in a club in Boston and then we

1733
01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:29,080
Speaker 4: were like, well, let us pick you up. And then

1734
01:21:29,160 --> 01:21:31,479
Speaker 4: so they're done with a week of comedy, right and

1735
01:21:31,560 --> 01:21:35,360
Speaker 4: they're just standing like bumming out and then they have

1736
01:21:35,479 --> 01:21:38,200
Speaker 4: to stand with their bag for an extra to then

1737
01:21:38,240 --> 01:21:41,760
Speaker 4: get into my uh Honda fit filled with animal hair

1738
01:21:41,960 --> 01:21:43,520
Speaker 4: and be like, what's up America.

1739
01:21:44,240 --> 01:21:47,120
Speaker 5: It was pretty We were like, we have to stop

1740
01:21:47,200 --> 01:21:47,519
Speaker 5: doing it.

1741
01:21:47,760 --> 01:21:49,840
Speaker 2: It was dangerous. Such a great idea though.

1742
01:21:49,920 --> 01:21:51,840
Speaker 5: I mean conceptually amazing, what.

1743
01:21:51,920 --> 01:21:54,960
Speaker 2: A good concept, but the execution was a piece of

1744
01:21:55,120 --> 01:22:03,040
Speaker 2: shit and dangerous. So it's we've been safe tonight.

1745
01:22:03,760 --> 01:22:04,519
Speaker 5: Safe insane.

1746
01:22:04,880 --> 01:22:06,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how we are now.

1747
01:22:06,240 --> 01:22:08,280
Speaker 3: You guys have been great. You've been listening to Do

1748
01:22:08,360 --> 01:22:10,200
Speaker 3: you need a ride? You guys have been watching it.

1749
01:22:12,840 --> 01:22:15,240
Speaker 5: All of this is true. Do you have any final

1750
01:22:15,360 --> 01:22:18,120
Speaker 5: plugs or just anything you'd like to tell the people?

1751
01:22:18,280 --> 01:22:18,519
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1752
01:22:20,280 --> 01:22:23,320
Speaker 5: No, I think I mean maybe a final bit, just

1753
01:22:23,400 --> 01:22:24,240
Speaker 5: one quick I don't think.

1754
01:22:24,280 --> 01:22:27,679
Speaker 1: I don't think I have a quick one tattoo.

1755
01:22:27,840 --> 01:22:29,040
Speaker 5: There's an interesting tattoo.

1756
01:22:29,640 --> 01:22:32,400
Speaker 1: Here's the thing they're all labored, and then I'm surprised

1757
01:22:32,439 --> 01:22:35,759
Speaker 1: by my own stupidity at the end, or somebody else's penis,

1758
01:22:37,120 --> 01:22:38,880
Speaker 1: somebody else is being its like, there's usually all think

1759
01:22:38,880 --> 01:22:41,200
Speaker 1: about something. I'm like, oh, somebody else, why.

1760
01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:43,200
Speaker 2: Is it in a jar on the mantle? I used

1761
01:22:43,240 --> 01:22:43,800
Speaker 2: to say something.

1762
01:22:44,280 --> 01:22:47,080
Speaker 8: I'll say one time I was with a I'll tell

1763
01:22:47,120 --> 01:22:52,760
Speaker 8: that I was, Yes, finally here's what I here was

1764
01:22:52,800 --> 01:22:55,360
Speaker 8: my we're going to keep doing this long after you leave?

1765
01:22:55,560 --> 01:22:58,280
Speaker 5: Yes, we don't. All we need are hot mics and

1766
01:22:58,360 --> 01:22:58,760
Speaker 5: each other.

1767
01:22:59,280 --> 01:23:01,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, and this one. And by the way, keep those

1768
01:23:01,360 --> 01:23:05,719
Speaker 1: expectations super low. This is vintage. There's like two thousand

1769
01:23:05,760 --> 01:23:11,200
Speaker 1: and two. I think I would say, you know, just

1770
01:23:11,280 --> 01:23:14,559
Speaker 1: be honest when you're fucking somebody, Just if you're gonna talk,

1771
01:23:15,080 --> 01:23:17,120
Speaker 1: just say what's actually happening?

1772
01:23:18,600 --> 01:23:22,200
Speaker 2: Hello, Okay, let me let me kids it h.

1773
01:23:23,240 --> 01:23:26,120
Speaker 1: I don't you know, like just be honest, because if

1774
01:23:26,160 --> 01:23:28,439
Speaker 1: you say something that isn't real, you know, like if

1775
01:23:28,479 --> 01:23:30,080
Speaker 1: you're trying to be too complixed. Like I was having

1776
01:23:30,120 --> 01:23:33,760
Speaker 1: sex with this girl and I'm I put myself in

1777
01:23:34,520 --> 01:23:37,560
Speaker 1: and uh, I mean she helps it, but she was like,

1778
01:23:37,680 --> 01:23:40,640
Speaker 1: oh my god, you're so huge, And I was like, well,

1779
01:23:40,680 --> 01:23:46,680
Speaker 1: fuck when somebody else is in there, because I'm a

1780
01:23:46,800 --> 01:23:50,439
Speaker 1: medium at best, you know what I mean. Like, I'll try.

1781
01:23:50,479 --> 01:23:52,679
Speaker 1: I got a lot of hustle, but I'm not fucking huge.

1782
01:23:52,720 --> 01:23:54,760
Speaker 1: Let's not play that guy. I'm a special teams guy

1783
01:23:54,800 --> 01:23:57,479
Speaker 1: all the way. I'm not a I'll put a hit

1784
01:23:57,560 --> 01:23:58,960
Speaker 1: on you, but I gotta fucking just do what I

1785
01:23:59,000 --> 01:23:59,880
Speaker 1: can to make the squad.

1786
01:24:00,800 --> 01:24:07,600
Speaker 5: Thanks Greg Barons. Album Dicking Around is available on iTunes.

1787
01:24:08,400 --> 01:24:10,840
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01:24:11,800 --> 01:24:14,400
Speaker 2: You've been you've been listening to? Do you need ride?

1789
01:24:14,920 --> 01:24:18,639
Speaker 2: D y N A r R M? Did someone hot?

1790
01:24:18,720 --> 01:24:22,280
Speaker 2: Someone did it? Thank you you guys, Thank you very much.

1791
01:24:22,479 --> 01:24:36,840
Speaker 2: That's really talking. Are leaving you wanna way back home?

1792
01:24:37,200 --> 01:24:39,320
Speaker 1: Either way, we want to be there.

1793
01:24:41,200 --> 01:24:43,880
Speaker 5: Doesn't matter how much baggage you clean.

1794
01:24:44,160 --> 01:24:48,120
Speaker 4: Give us time and they turn it on and gay.

1795
01:24:49,360 --> 01:24:53,840
Speaker 2: We want to send you off in start. We want

1796
01:24:53,880 --> 01:24:55,479
Speaker 2: to welcome you back home.

1797
01:24:57,439 --> 01:24:58,800
Speaker 5: Tell us all about it.

1798
01:24:59,000 --> 01:24:59,800
Speaker 2: We scared her?

1799
01:25:00,080 --> 01:25:03,360
Speaker 5: Is it fine? Melbourne?

1800
01:25:19,280 --> 01:25:20,599
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

1801
01:25:21,320 --> 01:25:24,559
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1802
01:25:25,240 --> 01:25:26,479
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1803
01:25:27,200 --> 01:25:28,519
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

1804
01:25:29,160 --> 01:25:32,439
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1805
01:25:33,120 --> 01:25:33,840
Speaker 7: Do you need

1806
01:25:40,360 --> 01:25:41,360
Speaker 2: With Karen and Chriss