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Speaker 1: I'm looking at this New York Post article about the

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Speaker 1: anti This is a quote anti sex beds that have

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Speaker 1: arrived for the Paris Olympics this summer. There will be

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Speaker 1: no love making. Apparently they're promoting and this is not

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Speaker 1: a new thing. They don't want the athletes procreating for

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Speaker 1: some reason.

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Speaker 2: They're usually cardboard, aren't they.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, these anti sex beds that have arrived. The

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Speaker 1: materials are small and aimed at deterring athletes from getting

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Speaker 1: kinky during the competition. The beds twin size means there's

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Speaker 1: no room for the competitors to slide up together. That

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Speaker 1: would not stop me whatsoever. No, I heard the four

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Speaker 1: don't they want the Olympics to continue, Like, yeah, let's

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Speaker 1: make future athletes.

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Speaker 2: Here, let's pro create guys. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But basically they're just these tiny little cardboard beds.

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Speaker 2: That is not going to stop me.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I mean when I see the Lithuanian track team,

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Speaker 1: I mean a little cardboard bed, it ain't gonna stop me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I'm saying. See that volleyball teams

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Speaker 2: and that's what I mean. They also, you know, condoms,

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Speaker 2: like what are we doing? The Swedish volleyball team comes

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Speaker 2: into my room.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we are breaking cardboard bets.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna do it. That's what's happening.

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Speaker 1: And the Brazilian volleyball team Kaitlan's whole home country.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: One tennis player told The Times of London at one

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Speaker 1: point that he had a debaucherous time at the nineteen

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Speaker 1: ninety two games in Barcelona, saying I got laid more

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Speaker 1: often in those two and a half weeks than the

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Speaker 1: rest of my life combined.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, hello.

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Speaker 1: Wow, all right, Well maybe I don't know, but like

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Speaker 1: where everyone's grown ups, right, like everyone's If you're grown

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Speaker 1: up and you're consenting, have at it, what are they

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Speaker 1: worried about? I mean, how is it any different than

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Speaker 1: the two weeks after the Olympics or the two weeks

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Speaker 1: before the Olympics?

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Speaker 2: Right right? Get it in.

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Speaker 1: A cardboard bet, I mean, the only thing about a

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Speaker 1: cardboard bed that would be nice. You just throw the

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Speaker 1: whole thing away when you're done, start over with a

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Speaker 1: new one, you know what I mean. You don't have

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Speaker 1: to worry about watching anything or whatever it is to

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Speaker 1: have at it, you know, do what you gotta do

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Speaker 1: and then just crumple it up, you know, recycle obviously, recycle, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, and we care about the environment, you know,

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Speaker 1: just throw it away, get another one, start from scratch.

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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe they're onto something with that