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Speaker 1: Hey, this is Sam. This is a John you're og

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Speaker 1: okay storytime podcast host and we got some great stories

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Speaker 1: coming up. Before that, we have a quick two minute

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Speaker 1: break from the sponsors that keep the show a lot,

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Speaker 1: reading the craziest Walmart stories. Let's go employees of Walmart.

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Speaker 1: What is the weirdest thing you've seen at work? And

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Speaker 1: we have a coment from a deleted user says this

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Speaker 1: one time while working in electronics, this dude came up

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Speaker 1: to one of my coworkers and said he cut himself

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Speaker 1: on one of the displays and then he needed medical attention.

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Speaker 1: What display? Oh no, what an issue. We threw a

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Speaker 1: crappy off brand band aid on his cut and sent

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Speaker 1: him on his way. A couple hours later, I noticed

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Speaker 1: something wedged in between two of the displays and I

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Speaker 1: pulled it out. It was an empty prepaid phone case

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Speaker 1: with a large slit down the side of the plastic

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Speaker 1: mold and the blood stain on the exposed cardboard packaging.

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Speaker 1: It turns out the guy had cut his hand open

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Speaker 1: while trying to steal one of our phones and had

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Speaker 1: the audit to ask us for help. Oh my god, wow, Hey,

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Speaker 1: crime never pays.

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Speaker 2: He literally was probably trying to get the phone. I

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Speaker 2: couldn't do it. Cut himself.

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Speaker 1: You know what, this could be a lawsuit?

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Speaker 2: Oh, one of your displays physically attacked me.

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Speaker 1: Give me your money.

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Speaker 3: Blood has been spilt.

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Speaker 1: I can get more than just a prepaid phone. I

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Speaker 1: can get a lawsuit. But all he got was a

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Speaker 1: SpongeBob band aid. And guys, this episode is gonna look

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Speaker 1: a little different. We are reading crazy Walmart stories from

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Speaker 1: Reddit and you, guys, if you have any crazy retail stories,

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Speaker 1: please comment them down below. And I'm Dakota, I'm Angie,

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Speaker 1: I'm Keon. And this next comment says from Doctor Dalek

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Speaker 1: nine to eight seven. One time, two wasted guys came

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Speaker 1: in one night around two am and went to the

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Speaker 1: food section to get a couple boxes of cheese. It's

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Speaker 1: a case of Doctor Pepper and beef Jerky Dinner of Champions.

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Speaker 3: Those guys got taste moment. Yeahign No, it's not over yet.

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Speaker 1: They went to the toy section and sat in the

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Speaker 1: floor playing with toys. They opened a box of City

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Speaker 1: Legos the Firehouse set.

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Speaker 3: These guys know how to have a good time. I'm

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Speaker 3: not gonna lie. These guys know what they want and

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Speaker 3: they came in wanting what they wanted.

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Speaker 1: They're to leave Walmart first. If you open the box

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Speaker 1: there and put it together before they tell you to stop,

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Speaker 1: then legally you don't have to pay for We made

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Speaker 1: a display for you.

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Speaker 2: If you can make this lego set in under an hour,

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Speaker 2: it's yours to keep.

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Speaker 1: By the time the police showed up, they were halfway

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Speaker 3: Damn, they're so slow.

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Speaker 4: And then the police sit down and keep building it

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Speaker 1: No, the police get mad because they're building the firehouse set. Yea,

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Speaker 1: oh were you building? Or ops? Ops the police station set?

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Speaker 1: Come on. Before they were arrested, they gave my manager

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Speaker 1: two hundred dollars for any damages and another hundred to

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Speaker 1: keep their lego set because they would need something to

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Speaker 3: These guys are too chill. I'm not way too chill.

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Speaker 1: What why they get arrested? They seem so chill. They

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Speaker 1: just wanted cheese. It's Doctor Pepper, beef, jerky and legos.

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Speaker 2: They're honestly, this is just like an alternate ending to

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Speaker 2: the movie Big. It's just ten year old grows into

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Speaker 3: Spoiler lives out the best life.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is this is that.

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Speaker 3: This is the modern day this is this the modern

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Speaker 3: day big.

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Speaker 1: I think so modern day big. This was Tom Hanks

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Speaker 1: was one of the people there in this story. The

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Speaker 1: best part is my manager didn't want to call the cops,

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Speaker 1: the cops. The guys just wanted to build them some legos.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna pay for that like you want to. You

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Speaker 4: Just like go pay for it really quick and then

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Speaker 1: Can I build the red pieces?

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Speaker 3: You mean the entire set?

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Speaker 1: No? No, it's all red.

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Speaker 3: You mean the best part of the set's is mostly red?

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Speaker 1: Can I put all the stickers on? That's my job? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm a sticker placer. Well, we've got another comment here

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Speaker 1: from hip sception. It's like a hip within a hip.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like it not necessarily funny but definitely crazy. I

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Speaker 1: worked in the bakery. Oh you crazy girl. Funny. I

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Speaker 1: have the wonderful older woman named Rose make birthday cakes

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Speaker 1: and such. She put one hundred and ten percent in

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Speaker 3: With It's a terrible way to proportion in a bakery,

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Speaker 3: by the way, one hundred percent. That's over one hundred percent.

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Speaker 3: That thing's gonna be not looking good.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be dry. Yeah, it's gonna be that. When

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Speaker 1: you're when you're talking about baking, you need to follow you.

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Speaker 3: There's specific measurements.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Rose, take that, old lady Rose. Yeah, come on, Rose,

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Speaker 1: get together, Come on, you've been around long enough anyway.

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Speaker 1: Sorry Rose. After spending hours working, we made a multi

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Speaker 3: Oh, are so cool.

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Speaker 1: That's so cool. No picks of the.

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Speaker 3: Cake picks or didn't happen.

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Speaker 1: This His cake was amazing and beautiful, not something you'd

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Speaker 1: usually see in a Walmart. We were proud of this

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Speaker 1: thing and couldn't wait until the customer saw it. She

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Speaker 3: Guys, paint my ass iron man, and you call it.

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Speaker 1: A day you get in the corner, think about what

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Speaker 1: you've done. At least she was getting a masterpiece for

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Speaker 1: next to nothing at twenty bucks. When the customer finally came,

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Speaker 1: I placed the cake box in her hands. She looked

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Speaker 1: of it. Oh my god, crime, I would do so

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Speaker 1: much crime. I'd be so I'd be utterly bewildered. Wow.

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Speaker 1: She rose about to throw hands too, for real. She

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Speaker 1: off the door. Wink wink. It fell with a spot

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Speaker 1: I would let out a small cry. The woman began

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Speaker 1: I just stared at her dumbly as she went on

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Speaker 1: another better cake for absolutely free Oh my god, that's

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Speaker 1: all this was. It was a your scheming for a

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Speaker 2: She wants a better one and the masterpiece of rosen

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna point you to the cake mix aisle and

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say you can go bake your cake over there.

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Speaker 1: That's fine.

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Speaker 4: I would start throwing cake mixed boxes at her.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, take care, cake, just take it. I would just

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Speaker 1: start throwing eggs. You need those for cake. I'm throwing milk.

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Speaker 1: I'm taking a big gulp of milk and I'm going oooh,

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Speaker 1: I'm spitting it all over.

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Speaker 4: Open the cake mixbox, throw the powder at her.

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Speaker 1: Then this woman asked to see my manager. My manager,

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Speaker 1: not wanting a fuss, agreed to give her the cake

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Speaker 1: and refunded her purchase.

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Speaker 3: It's it's the policy of the customer, is always right.

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Speaker 1: I bet your manager is what's wrong with the world

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Speaker 1: as well as this one. I would quit on the spot.

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Speaker 3: I would too.

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Speaker 2: I would quit on the spot and start picking up

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Speaker 2: already done. You can't fire me now, Yeah, what you're

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Speaker 2: gonna do Oh sorry, oh, call the cops because I'm

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Speaker 1: And it's like, what's gonna happen? She's gonna put a

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Speaker 1: negative review on a Walmart? Yeah, like, what is that

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Speaker 2: I that's like actually what I would start doing. I

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Speaker 2: don't need to work at Walmart. I need to throw

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Speaker 1: It's a bad manager. Managers and not have his team members' backs.

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Speaker 1: Bad manager. After the woman was gone, Rose vouched for

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Speaker 1: me instead. It wasn't my fault. She asked that I

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Speaker 1: end of that comment. My heart goes out to you

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Speaker 1: and Rose. May you live forever on that door.

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Speaker 3: I was gonna say, you and Rose, go start your

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Speaker 1: Honestly, Yeah, start your own multi tiered Avengers cake based

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Speaker 2: If they if they're willing to pay over one hundred

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Speaker 1: And Ezekiel says that customer is a dumb ass? Is she?

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Speaker 1: She got free cake? And so I think it's the manager.

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Speaker 1: Out of all the people, the dumbest people in there

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Speaker 1: are the manager who just let her get away with this.

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Speaker 4: I mean, we're definitely giving her like a bad cake, right.

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Speaker 1: Right, I've got to give it the worst bad it's

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Speaker 1: cake in a box, just like mashed together. Yeah. We

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Speaker 1: have another comment from a deleted user. My sister works

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Speaker 1: what well, nothing in Walmart looks good enough for you

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Speaker 1: to forget your baby at the changing room. I don't

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Speaker 1: think there was an accident. No one was around the

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Speaker 1: changing rooms. The protocol is that they have to wait

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Speaker 1: After the allotted time, they contacted the police and they

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Speaker 1: child services worker, looks about ready to leave with this

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Speaker 1: baby and the police are all there. Apparently they needed

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Speaker 1: to get some shopping done, and they thought it would

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Speaker 1: be all right for them to just use the change

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Speaker 1: room attendant as a drop in childcare provider without actually

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Speaker 1: telling her what he's parent.

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Speaker 2: Jail parent trapped these people, but with actual jail as

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Speaker 2: their trap, not like romance.

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Speaker 4: Yes, inded parent traps in jail behind bars.

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Speaker 1: Yes, parent trap them in the jail. My god. Yeah, No,

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Speaker 1: I was just gonna leave my baby with this person

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this person, I mean, like for their job, they

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Speaker 2: already have to be around this area, so like they're

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Speaker 1: Needless to say, the next hour of the shift was

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Speaker 1: you know you got it all to replay. You find

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Speaker 1: my god. Part of me is like, was this all

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Speaker 3: This is modern day. And then Joe Warrior, you see

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Speaker 3: that I can do it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she saw a challenge.

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Speaker 3: That's a challenge, and I will. I accept my fate.

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Speaker 2: And what we have to do in this challenge pick

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Speaker 3: Well, Minja will or for the for the older crowd,

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Speaker 3: Legends of the Hidden Temple.

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Speaker 1: Temple run Walmart sure attracts some weird people. The TLDR

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Speaker 3: Is it lugnuts?

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Speaker 1: Do they eat lugnuts or do they have lug nuts?

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Speaker 1: Either way, I don't wanna know. Robot Snack says, my

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Speaker 1: His favorite one to tell is the one where a

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Speaker 1: He was promptly detained and eventually arrested.

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Speaker 2: Some people, guys, if you're gonna do crime, you gotta

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Speaker 2: have like a little bit of brain. I know.

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Speaker 3: He's like, I fooled them once. I can feel them twice. Right.

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Speaker 1: The slogan on the shirt was I stole this T shirt, right,

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Speaker 1: like this is my lucky shirt. Come on, man, He's like,

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Speaker 3: Clothes, guarantee you. That's like, damn, do you have to

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Speaker 1: Yes, unexpect the expected? You have to outthink the thinker.

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Speaker 3: It's a full proof plan.

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Speaker 1: Another time, a guy came to customer service to return

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Speaker 1: guy's on something, dude, No guy's on something. Honestly, that

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Speaker 1: guy's a genius. Genius.

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Speaker 2: They're not gonna oh, I just need to just take

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Speaker 2: the TV a just a rebate. The rebate is just

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Speaker 2: you have to return the box and you're good. That's

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Speaker 1: I think. I think you would have been better off

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Speaker 1: And then they open it up. They're like, sir, we

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Speaker 1: That's why I'm returning it. At my TV was a

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Speaker 2: There was no TV in the box when I got it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: The doi doi my dad has stories for days. Silent

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Speaker 1: kebab Nice is our next commenter. I was working as

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Speaker 1: a cashier at the time, around nine pm and minding

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Speaker 1: up behind me and says, there's no such thing as giants.

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Speaker 3: Terrifying, you have piqued my interest and keep going. Go on,

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Speaker 3: do tell, do tell?

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Speaker 1: What about the ones in New York? Ah, San Francisco.

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Speaker 1: I love Walmarts? I smile sheepishly back at the guy

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Speaker 1: There's no such thing as giants. He angrily says again

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, he thought your target audience as Walmart

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Speaker 1: These chairs are too big. These are no chairs for giants.

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Speaker 1: You know you're selling the wrong chairs. Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: I said. Oh. I'm not sure if he's joking or not,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I've seen some people in my time, ha.

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Speaker 1: He repeats the same line a few times. Each time

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Speaker 3: that is a giant Victor Webban Yama, that is a

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Speaker 1: I heard that guy is pretty big. I heard Hagrid

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Speaker 1: multiple examples. This guy would would not know what to

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Speaker 1: do with himself. Andre that's another. I see he a

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Speaker 1: much more threatened. As he has me cornered behind my register.

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Speaker 1: He grabs my shoulders and pushes me back onto the scanner.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: What.

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Speaker 1: He shakes me a few more times, and I push

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Speaker 1: He just really couldn't handle big chair. Yeah, he just

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Speaker 3: I don't wonder what small car does to him. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: For about thirty seconds, this continues until he begins to

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Speaker 4: It's like rocking himself back to reality.

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Speaker 1: You're okay, the giants aren't real.

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Speaker 1: No, actually, not even that, just straightforward. He stands up,

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Speaker 1: you go. I shrug it off pretty easily. As wacky

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Speaker 1: stuff like that happened a couple times a.

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Speaker 1: People are grabbing you and shaking you and like your mind.

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Speaker 1: Let's take a field trip to the Walmart insane Asylum. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: counts right. Yeah, we'll allow it, We'll allow it. We

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Speaker 1: had no way to sell it. Oh, that woman's snatching

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Speaker 1: that box of glaze. Yeah, she's grabbing that box of

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Speaker 1: glaze and she's running out the front door. Let's see.

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Speaker 1: That lady was not having it. She took her keys

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Speaker 1: was appalled that was it? Okay, so not quite but

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Speaker 1: she just poked a hole in that glaze and then

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Speaker 1: was like, I'll be out back by the dumpster. Oh

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Speaker 1: could you sell it now?

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Speaker 3: I have a blank check navy price.

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Speaker 1: That's exactly why I would have done. I'd have been like, look,

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Speaker 1: we're not allowed to sell it to you, but I'm

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Speaker 1: Just don't tell anybody about it. Give me three hundred dollars. Yep,

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Speaker 1: it's a lot of hay. This is enough glaze to

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Speaker 1: glaze is so hot. We're legally not allowed to sell it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, santing with matres racers, saying why would that make

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Speaker 3: and said, now sell it to me.

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Speaker 1: They will throw it away, though, so you can go intercept.

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Speaker 1: You can intercept it.

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Speaker 3: If it didn't happen to me, I'm throwing it away.

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Speaker 3: I would throw it away. I'm like no.

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Speaker 1: She went with a if you can't beat them, join

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Speaker 2: It's like, oh, okay, fine, well I guess if you

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Speaker 1: Fine, I guess if you won't sell it to me,

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Speaker 1: She just wanted to do some sort of damage. I

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Speaker 1: my hands or puncture it with any sharp objects. Just

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00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:18,679
Speaker 1: be glad that she stabbed the glaze and not like

438
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:19,040
Speaker 1: your hand.

439
00:20:19,119 --> 00:20:21,200
Speaker 3: Can't she look up the ingredients on how to make

440
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,760
Speaker 3: that glaze and just make it herself? Yeah, Katie Powell

441
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:26,159
Speaker 3: and literally just said, just make your own pretty simple.

442
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:29,640
Speaker 1: Why would I make anything myself when mister Walmart can

443
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:31,119
Speaker 1: make it for me? Oh, I can make it for me,

444
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:34,280
Speaker 1: I can. I can just stab the Walmart stuff, all right,

445
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:37,679
Speaker 1: We've got patronymic penguin. I worked at a Walmart from

446
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:40,680
Speaker 1: high school through college, and I saw plenty of crazy

447
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:44,160
Speaker 1: crap go down. The most memorable things, however, were the grossest.

448
00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:46,240
Speaker 1: Oh you know how people put things down on the

449
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:49,240
Speaker 1: shelf that they don't want anymore, and walk away. Yeah,

450
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:52,000
Speaker 1: I do know that. Oh yeah, how do you know that? Dakoda,

451
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:56,679
Speaker 1: I've done it. Oh man, you've done it. Oh oh,

452
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:59,560
Speaker 1: you've done it. You've done it. It depends what it is,

453
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:00,719
Speaker 1: and you've done it.

454
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:02,960
Speaker 2: At Costco the other day, I saw a ground beef

455
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:05,320
Speaker 2: that was left like with the flowers though, so someone

456
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,200
Speaker 2: was like, well, this needs to be refrigerated.

457
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:10,400
Speaker 1: The flowers have some sort of cooling system by them.

458
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:13,480
Speaker 1: That'll do, right, Yeah, whatever, just put it by the flowers.

459
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:15,919
Speaker 3: Yeah. I was gonna say, it's like a food. You

460
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:17,359
Speaker 3: put it back where the food was.

461
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:20,160
Speaker 1: But the yeah, yeah, it puts the meat with the meat.

462
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:23,639
Speaker 2: If it's refrigerated meat, please put that back with the

463
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:24,480
Speaker 2: refrigerated meat.

464
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:27,200
Speaker 1: You just put the meat tube in the flower water

465
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,440
Speaker 1: and then it grows into a cow. Oh, that's how

466
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:33,080
Speaker 1: cows are made in Walmart, that's how they.

467
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:34,320
Speaker 3: Where milk comes from.

468
00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:38,040
Speaker 1: Nice with dry goods. You can do that. That's fine,

469
00:21:38,119 --> 00:21:40,440
Speaker 1: we can just reshelve it later. But some people won't

470
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:43,560
Speaker 1: bother putting away other stuff, like a bag of frozen

471
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:46,280
Speaker 1: French fries. Ah, you wouldn't.

472
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,160
Speaker 3: Think we're all in the same brave wave.

473
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:51,359
Speaker 1: Really, were you wouldn't think about the French fries. You

474
00:21:51,359 --> 00:21:53,760
Speaker 1: wouldn't think that would stink. But it's one of the

475
00:21:53,800 --> 00:22:01,240
Speaker 1: worst smells ever. Soggy, spiced, slightly rotten, disgusting potatoes that

476
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:04,679
Speaker 1: reek straight through the package. Where did they leave it,

477
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:08,640
Speaker 1: like on like the top shelf somewhere? Gross? Yeah? How

478
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:09,240
Speaker 1: long did it take?

479
00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:11,440
Speaker 3: Are we saying this was out there for like someone

480
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:13,919
Speaker 3: secretly hid this or like it was just there for

481
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:14,600
Speaker 3: like an hour.

482
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:16,560
Speaker 2: It sounds like no one saw it for at least

483
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:17,760
Speaker 2: like three days or something.

484
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:19,840
Speaker 1: It seems like someone weaponized those potatoes.

485
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:22,520
Speaker 2: They like did the thing where it like next to

486
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:25,040
Speaker 2: the cards, the Pokemon cards that they're trying to hide.

487
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:27,440
Speaker 2: They like lift up the bottom thing on the shelves

488
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:29,040
Speaker 2: and hide it underneath the shelf.

489
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:32,320
Speaker 1: Yes, it's like that, Yes, the secret Pokemon, the secret Pokemon.

490
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:35,520
Speaker 1: So op. He continues even worse. We had an aisle

491
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:38,760
Speaker 1: being used for clearance, and it was a mess, piles

492
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:41,399
Speaker 1: of stuff on the shelves, strewn all over the place,

493
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,479
Speaker 1: And for about a week, every time I walked through it,

494
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:47,480
Speaker 1: I smelled something weird, slightly rotten, really unpleasant, but faint

495
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,760
Speaker 1: enough that it was just barely detectable. One day, we

496
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:51,920
Speaker 1: decided to clean out some of the shelves and that's

497
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:56,240
Speaker 1: when I discovered the source. A bag of frozen shrimp

498
00:22:56,640 --> 00:23:00,600
Speaker 1: left out on the shelf for a week. Oh my, Oh,

499
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:04,399
Speaker 1: not the shrimps. No, they've got rice to fry. What

500
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:07,679
Speaker 1: are we leaving the shrimps on the shelf for? It

501
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:10,520
Speaker 1: was so rotten that the bag had swollen and it

502
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:14,119
Speaker 1: was near popping. Do not be there when it pops.

503
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,879
Speaker 1: The smell that comes out is just gonna Oh. It

504
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:22,320
Speaker 1: was inflated like a balloon. That is vile. Oh, shrimp balloon,

505
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:26,600
Speaker 1: shrimp rotten shrimp balloon. Would it be a shrimp balloon

506
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,240
Speaker 1: or a barrimp.

507
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:31,560
Speaker 2: Because it sounds like blimp? Yeah, and those are a

508
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:32,440
Speaker 2: big and puffy too.

509
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:34,920
Speaker 1: And if you get enough shrimp bags together you could

510
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:38,640
Speaker 1: make a barrimp. Apparently, I think that would float. Surely

511
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:43,320
Speaker 1: the gases that come out of their rise right rise,

512
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:46,080
Speaker 1: like helium. But shrimp gas. Let's give it a shot.

513
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:49,640
Speaker 1: New idea, shrimp gas blimps. Bring back the zeppelins, make

514
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:50,560
Speaker 1: them out of shrimp gas.

515
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:50,800
Speaker 2: There.

516
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,879
Speaker 1: On one pleasant Monday morning, I was working my usual

517
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:56,639
Speaker 1: area when I came across a spill. The rule at

518
00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:59,240
Speaker 1: Walmart is that if you find a spill, you can't

519
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:02,280
Speaker 1: leave it. You have to stand and guard it until

520
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:05,280
Speaker 1: someone else comes to help you clean it up. This spill, however,

521
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,320
Speaker 1: wasn't just in one spot. It was a long trail

522
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:09,959
Speaker 1: and it smelled weird.

523
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,840
Speaker 2: You lay down, you're getting all wours like this like

524
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:15,560
Speaker 2: a crab, and then you crab walk up and down

525
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:16,399
Speaker 2: the long spill.

526
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:18,760
Speaker 1: That's what you gotta do, yes, Walmart policy. You have

527
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,959
Speaker 1: to do that. You have to crab walk and guard

528
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:23,800
Speaker 1: and you have to snap at people with your crab pincers. Yeah,

529
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,600
Speaker 1: if they walk too close to the spill. Sorry, it's policy,

530
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,800
Speaker 1: you have to do it. Sorry, it's the Walmart spill.

531
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:33,320
Speaker 1: It's the it's the classic Walmart crab spill drill policy.

532
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:36,960
Speaker 1: Come on, get to it. Upon closer inspection, I realized

533
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:42,880
Speaker 1: that it was a trail of your Oh not, you're

534
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:43,679
Speaker 1: in troubles.

535
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:44,119
Speaker 2: No.

536
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:49,400
Speaker 1: Someone had, by the smoothness of the trail, been on

537
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:52,480
Speaker 1: one of the scooter carts and pissed all the way

538
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:56,560
Speaker 1: up through one aisle, around the corner, up past rows

539
00:24:56,600 --> 00:25:00,360
Speaker 1: and rows of shelves, and into another department. Much pee

540
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:02,760
Speaker 1: did they have that was a full bladder.

541
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:05,800
Speaker 2: Unless it's just a really skinny little trail going on

542
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:08,280
Speaker 2: around and the scooter was going really fast.

543
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:11,919
Speaker 1: It's just peeing just a little bit, just didn't it.

544
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:14,200
Speaker 1: They were like, I mean, they were like, ooh, there's

545
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,840
Speaker 1: something in this aisle I want, but first I have

546
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:18,720
Speaker 1: to go over here. Yeah, I want to make sure

547
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:21,200
Speaker 1: I can get back here. Yeah, I'm gonna leave a

548
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:22,359
Speaker 1: little trail to follow.

549
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:25,040
Speaker 2: I mean, listen, I've seen my dogs do something similar

550
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:27,920
Speaker 2: and it's just like, can you just stop peeing? How

551
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,440
Speaker 2: do you have so much up in there? So maybe

552
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:32,080
Speaker 2: it's just maybe that was just my dog on the

553
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:32,320
Speaker 2: car and.

554
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 3: A little scooter too. They're like, you know what, I'm

555
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,480
Speaker 3: gonna have fun with this. Yeah, it's gonna be a

556
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:37,400
Speaker 3: little treasure map.

557
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:42,320
Speaker 1: It was so huge I couldn't guard it myself and

558
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:45,000
Speaker 1: didn't have a walkie talkie, so I was stranded trying

559
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:48,800
Speaker 1: to urge people away from walking through the slowly spreading

560
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,040
Speaker 1: piss trail blanketing my area.

561
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:52,480
Speaker 3: I would follow that trail.

562
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:54,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, you need to find who's respond.

563
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,879
Speaker 3: Finding the culprit. I'm like, you're cleaning this up, You're.

564
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:59,240
Speaker 1: Gonna find him because he's just still going. You say,

565
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:02,280
Speaker 1: sir or man, you left something of yours, I would

566
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:03,199
Speaker 1: like to return it to you.

567
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,520
Speaker 2: I also like the idea that it was he knew

568
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:08,439
Speaker 2: was on a scooter because it was such a smooth trail.

569
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:12,320
Speaker 1: You really usually how detective senses for that one? How

570
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:13,760
Speaker 1: smooth was this thing?

571
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,560
Speaker 2: Was it like a perfect straight line or like like

572
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:19,240
Speaker 2: not even any sort of squigglies?

573
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 4: Was he writing incursive along the way?

574
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,679
Speaker 1: Like what? What was this? Was she doing cool designs

575
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:27,320
Speaker 1: at least smooth even? You know, there was no splashage,

576
00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:29,600
Speaker 1: There was no drippage. It was just all it was

577
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:35,320
Speaker 1: just splooge eacon ro crunchy toes as our next comment.

578
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:39,480
Speaker 1: In my area, our Walmart keeps getting bomb threads every

579
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:44,880
Speaker 1: Saturday and sometimes Tuesdays. What what It's a little unfortunate.

580
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:49,960
Speaker 2: Some tuesdays most tuesdays, I'm busy. Every Saturday, I'm free

581
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,440
Speaker 2: to bomb to some tuesdays I'll be there though.

582
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:55,640
Speaker 1: This has just gotta be a disgruntled employee, right Someone

583
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:58,800
Speaker 1: got someone got fired and they're like fine, yeah, happy Saturday.

584
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:01,120
Speaker 1: Or someone didn't like that they can't steal a phone case.

585
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:04,520
Speaker 3: It's like it's Saturday, time to call Walmart.

586
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:07,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like up time to give my threats, time

587
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:09,440
Speaker 1: to get my topamine. In calling in a fake bomb

588
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:12,639
Speaker 1: threat to Walmart, they have to call the FBI and

589
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:15,159
Speaker 1: bomb sniffing dogs in from Pittsburgh, and it takes a

590
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:16,400
Speaker 1: good four hours or more.

591
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 3: We're in Pennsylvania when in p n No, it's Pa, Pa.

592
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:22,399
Speaker 3: What do you think PN is?

593
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:25,560
Speaker 1: I don't know, Pno. They're on the verge of shutting

594
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:28,119
Speaker 1: down because whoever's calling the threats in is using an

595
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:30,439
Speaker 1: app from their phone and using an out of area

596
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:35,919
Speaker 1: area code and fake email, so it's virtually untraceable AH technology,

597
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:40,240
Speaker 1: and that isom threat. So they just had to close

598
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:43,200
Speaker 1: down the location one it's figured out how to literally

599
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 1: bomb thread a Walmart out of existence. That's too powerful,

600
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,080
Speaker 1: you could do the case. I don't know.

601
00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:51,720
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess they're just like, well, it's just

602
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:53,800
Speaker 2: too much of a risk, Like we just can't have

603
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,640
Speaker 2: people working here on Walmart's liability.

604
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:59,120
Speaker 1: I guess so. Or maybe it's just there's a four

605
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:02,960
Speaker 1: hour inteval on Saturday and Tuesday where they make all

606
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:06,600
Speaker 1: of their money at this Walmart. Yeah, I guess so.

607
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:09,919
Speaker 1: And it's just unfeasible to keep it alive anymore. God,

608
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,520
Speaker 1: it's just a town in Pennsylvania where everyone has the

609
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:15,200
Speaker 1: same day off and it's Tuesday or Saturday.

610
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:18,080
Speaker 2: Honestly, I feel like a realistic way that it could

611
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:20,159
Speaker 2: happen is if there is a bomb threat, if they

612
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,520
Speaker 2: have to clear out the walmart and they like can't

613
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:26,360
Speaker 2: have people weor like shopping there anymore on those times.

614
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,399
Speaker 2: I wonder if they've just done that so much that

615
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 2: people just don't shop there much anymore.

616
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:31,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just like, I don't know if you might

617
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:34,959
Speaker 1: go to that Walmart, I literally get escorted out by

618
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:37,199
Speaker 1: the police. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.

619
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 2: I don't just don't get enough business there because you

620
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 2: keep getting bomb threads all the time.

621
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 1: Not cool. I don't like me, No, Like, I don't

622
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:44,800
Speaker 1: like not like.

623
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:46,560
Speaker 3: Ah, yeah, I'm trying to think you like, what's the

624
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,360
Speaker 3: worst one out of all of those?

625
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:49,840
Speaker 2: I feel like with the bomb threat ones, we need

626
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 2: to start messing with that caller.

627
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 1: If he's calling in and saying like.

628
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:58,120
Speaker 2: Hey, on Saturday afternoon, get a bomb yet, and I'm

629
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 2: gonna be like, oh, yeah, your mom or what are

630
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 2: you wearing?

631
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, you need to be like just start saying people's names, Terry, John, Bradley, Dudley,

632
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:11,800
Speaker 1: Stephen Stanley. Whenever he says how did you know, then

633
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 1: you'll get them.

634
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 3: Well, we have more stories, guys, we do.

635
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:18,959
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh my what I'm trying to think of my

636
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 1: own crazy Walmart story. I never worked at Walmart, but

637
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 1: I've been. I'm trying to think of a couple. Man.

638
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 1: I don't know if any of you guys have heard

639
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 1: of that place, but I have been there. I will

640
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 1: say I've been to the wal There's not a lot

641
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 1: of Walmarts in LA. There used to be only one,

642
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 1: and it was in Southgate, and then they opened one

643
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 1: in Burbank. But the Southgate Walmart in the middle of

644
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:44,239
Speaker 1: the night razy vibes, Yeah, very very crazy vibe. Like

645
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 1: how I just remember there was a very very strung

646
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 1: out gentleman in cookie monster pajama pants and a white

647
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:56,480
Speaker 1: tank top, just sort of like running around. He looked

648
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:59,600
Speaker 1: like he was looking for something. Okay, Okay, raise it.

649
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 4: Wal I've ever actually had anything crazy happened at Walmart.

650
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:06,680
Speaker 1: Well, something that's crazy about Walmart, if it's still the law,

651
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 1: is that any Walmart parking lot you can sleep there

652
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 1: in your car. Oh really you can't. Why, Well, it's

653
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 1: technically illegal to like sleep in your car on the

654
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Speaker 1: street in some places. Some places won't. Yeah, but you

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Speaker 1: can always sleep in a Walmart parking lot. What about

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Speaker 1: like grocery store park I don't know about all of them.

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Speaker 1: I just know Walmart for sure. Word word maybe does

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Speaker 1: just you know, like get their business. You know, you've

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Speaker 1: you've cornered the market on like any cheap road trippers

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Speaker 1: who don't want to pay for hotels and they're gonna

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Speaker 1: stay at the Walmart. And then what are you gonna do?

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Speaker 1: They're gonna wake up and they're gonna show up at Walmart.

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Speaker 1: Yeah right, Hey, it's Sam, your og host. Here. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna get back to the stories. But here's three minutes

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Speaker 1: of ads from our sponsors.

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Speaker 2: Former Walmart employees of reddits. What are your horror stories? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: tig warning violence. Lily Targarian shares a story. My mom

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Speaker 2: was a manager out of Walmart. She told me about

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Speaker 2: this woman who was trying to steal a prepaid phone.

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Speaker 3: I guess just a common thing.

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Speaker 1: I guess that might.

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Speaker 2: Be When she got caught by security, she used the

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Speaker 2: knife that she was attempting to open the plastic packaging

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Speaker 2: with to cut the security dude. After cutting herself, oh sheoh,

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Speaker 2: went on to scream at him that she has a

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Speaker 2: STD and now he's going to have it for trying

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Speaker 2: to stop her.

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Speaker 1: This episode's a little different. We are reading.

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Speaker 2: Wild Walmart stories from a special Reddit thread.

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Speaker 1: And from you guys.

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Speaker 2: If you have any insane retail stories, please please please

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Speaker 2: add them.

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Speaker 4: To this video below, And here is the next one.

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Speaker 2: Fire Browser says, we just recently had that happen with

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Speaker 2: a security guard at my work. Our security guard threw

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Speaker 2: this punk out of his car as he attempted to

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Speaker 2: make off with some merchandise Dan, and she scratched him

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Speaker 2: with her nails by mistake, genuinely wasn't her intention, and

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Speaker 2: he proceeded to absolutely howl and laugh about how.

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Speaker 1: She now had AIDS. Effing savages. What well, I mean,

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Speaker 1: it seems like that's going around. Huh. Can you really

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Speaker 1: spread it like that? No? Not really with nails and knives,

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00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 1: think so. I mean, yeah, the knife thing maybe, but

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Speaker 1: just getting like scratching somebody with AIDS, it does not

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Speaker 1: give you AIDS. I mean it's I remember there was

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Speaker 1: a poster in my high school health class, and it

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Speaker 1: said you can't get AIDS from a public pool. So

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Speaker 1: if that's gonna inform us about anything, I'm gonna say that, no,

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Speaker 1: that person did not get AIDS.

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Speaker 2: Well, maybe their mindset is that if like blood touches.

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Speaker 1: At all, Yeah, but then you'd have to like slurp

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Speaker 1: it up. But if your blood touches blood. And also

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure AIDS is at a point now where

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Speaker 1: it's like, uh, like fully like medicated or like treatable

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Speaker 1: or like stoppable kind of in a way. People, it's

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Speaker 1: like once when you have HIV, you can basically turn

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Speaker 1: it into like a suspended state where it doesn't go

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Speaker 1: into full blown AIDS because it's like, hm, it's the

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Speaker 1: progression is it slows to like zero basically, so your

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Speaker 1: immune sales don't all like wither away into nothing. That

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Speaker 1: would be nice from what I underst And that's kind

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Speaker 1: of the treatment now how that works. Well, that's cool.

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Speaker 1: I do not know. I don't know though either. To

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Speaker 1: be clear, also, Hi, I don't know anything.

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Speaker 2: We got another one give me a sign. Has a

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Speaker 2: story not so much a horror story. I worked in

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Speaker 2: a grocery store as a stalker. We had just finished

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Speaker 2: a serial display near the front of the store, compiled

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Speaker 2: of about.

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Speaker 1: One hundred boxes.

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Speaker 2: Incomes an older lady around sixties driving one of the

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Speaker 2: electric carts.

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Speaker 1: She's looking straight on at the display and promptly rams

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Speaker 1: into the thing.

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Speaker 2: Boxes go everywhere, and she starts apologizing over and over

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Speaker 2: and explains that she's legally blind.

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Speaker 1: My god, she yeah, exactly, I'm sorry. I'm legally blind.

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Speaker 1: I'm blind. I don't know. It was right in front

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Speaker 1: of me. Why are you driving?

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Speaker 2: Then?

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Speaker 1: You can't drive if you're legally blind. How did you

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Speaker 1: get here?

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Speaker 3: Must be like the best blind driver out there.

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Speaker 2: A customer that was nearby and saw everything asked her

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Speaker 2: how she drove here if she was blind. She responded

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Speaker 2: by quickly turning around and leaving the store.

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Speaker 1: Guys, I don't think she was blind. It's just like

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Speaker 1: sitting there like they're onto me. She was just a

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Speaker 1: freestyle and she goes, oh wait, I'm blind, I'm bline.

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Speaker 1: How did you get here? Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 2: I'm also imagining her of like, boxes go everywhere, but

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Speaker 2: she's like under all the boxes, Like I'm imagining her

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Speaker 2: in a pile of cereal boxes in this display and

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Speaker 2: She's just like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, as people are

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Speaker 2: trying to dig her out of this pile of cereal boxes.

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Speaker 1: It's just the display was just like one hundred cereal

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Speaker 1: boxes stacked up in a tower. Yeah. Yeah, fell right

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Speaker 1: on her, right on her. Deleted it says former Walmart employee.

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Speaker 2: I worked returns and refunds in a small town Walmart

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Speaker 2: in the Bible Belt for three years.

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Speaker 1: Oh the stories I could tell.

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Speaker 2: My favorite refund story is a woman who returned a

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Speaker 2: Wiener ring.

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Speaker 1: They sell those at Walmart, they sell a whole lot of.

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Speaker 4: And it was a used Wiener ring. I didn't even

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Speaker 4: know we sold those.

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Speaker 1: I don't think you could really just bring that back.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, it gets better, her reasoning it wasn't

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Speaker 2: worth the twenty minutes of my life I'll never get back.

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Speaker 2: She got her money back, no way able to return

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Speaker 2: it because it wasn't worth the twenty minutes of this

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Speaker 2: lady's fun time.

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Speaker 1: She was like, I had a bad twenty minutes of

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Speaker 1: Wambam shang lang, and I blame this small device that

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Speaker 1: I bought and it's used, by the way, and I

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Speaker 1: won't you give my money back? And they said all right,

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Speaker 1: just get out of here.

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Speaker 3: I didn't clean it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, whenever we're throwing it away, just get out of here.

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Speaker 1: Pineapple Pistol says.

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Speaker 2: I was unloading a freight truck at the time, and

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Speaker 2: the woman that works at the fabric counter calls over

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Speaker 2: the intercom.

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Speaker 1: For a manager.

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Speaker 2: Then maybe two minutes go by, and she yells for

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Speaker 2: management on the intercom again, and.

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Speaker 4: It's clear by the tone of her voice that something

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Speaker 4: is going down.

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Speaker 2: Then maybe twenty seconds or so go by, and all

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Speaker 2: I hear over the intercom is, oh, some of us

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Speaker 2: are about to go see what's going on, but our

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Speaker 2: manager says he'll take care of it. Turns out two

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Speaker 2: sisters and their kids were tearing apart the store. The

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Speaker 2: sisters were eating food right out of the bags, one

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Speaker 2: of the kids was throwing jars of baby food at

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Speaker 2: the wall, and the rest were opening items off the shelves.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Like again, never underestimate the power of

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Speaker 1: a children's birthday party. Okay, those kids they're pretty at Walmart. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean like, I just mean, like a group of

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Speaker 1: a gaggle of children. Oh my god, they're unstoppable.

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Speaker 2: The yell for help came when the oldest kid proceeded

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Speaker 2: to piss on the carpet in the clothing department, and

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Speaker 2: when the two sisters were confronted with this, they just

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Speaker 2: laughed and said it was our job to clean it up.

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Speaker 1: Oh my no, who raised these little demon I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't think anyone did.

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Speaker 2: They got banned from the store, and I was told

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Speaker 2: the police had to forcibly remove them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, thank goodness.

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Speaker 2: At least they didn't get a refund for everything, like

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Speaker 2: all of these other stories.

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Speaker 3: That's crazy. I feel bad for those kids.

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Speaker 1: Where did they come from? Yeah, they just rolled in

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Speaker 1: like a wild West outlaw gang. Yeah, you're like, this

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00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:59,200
Speaker 1: town's ours now, we're gonna be doing whatever we won't

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Speaker 1: And then they did lee Roy piss on those carpets.

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Speaker 2: Oh God, say it, bunch of dinglings.

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Speaker 1: Dangle lingis.

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Speaker 2: One day a woman stole a bottle of perfume and

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Speaker 2: took it to the bathroom. She poured it out into

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Speaker 2: her own container and then proceeded to fill the container

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Speaker 2: with her own piss.

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Speaker 3: Whoa, there's so much piss at Walmart?

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Speaker 1: And is that technically like chemical warfare? Like that's that's

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Speaker 1: I feel like that should be a felony.

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Speaker 2: Probably she then took the bottle up to returns and

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Speaker 2: tried to return it.

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Speaker 1: To this day, I have no idea why my manager

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Speaker 1: came for a refund. Oh my god, I hate all

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Speaker 1: of these managers. Why are there so many refunds?

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Speaker 2: Is everything just free to take at Walmart at this point?

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Speaker 1: Apparently, can we just start stealing from Walmart? Don't steal, guys,

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Speaker 1: we can't do that. Apparently you can just show up

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Speaker 1: to Walmart, buy something and then smash it into the

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Speaker 1: ground and go, that was your fault. I would like

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Speaker 1: a refund. And also another one of those things that.

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Speaker 3: Is so insane and the major goes the customer is always.

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Speaker 1: Right, manager just goes.

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Speaker 2: Just get out, Yeah, just go, I may add perfume

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Speaker 2: bottles usually have very small spouts of the opening, And

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Speaker 2: this is a woman pissing into this thing.

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Speaker 1: Is there not just piss all over that perfume blo.

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Speaker 1: I assume that's how they knew, right, I had to know,

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Speaker 1: I guess.

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Speaker 2: So, Yeah, she could have just taken into the faucet

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Speaker 2: just fill up a regular water.

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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe what her what toilets are for her play

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Speaker 1: was It's like the perfume is like tinted, and she

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Speaker 1: was like working out like the exact amount of dehydrated

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Speaker 1: she need to be to like perfectly match it. Like

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Speaker 1: she was like doing the Indiana Jones like statue. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: She's just like it's just her and she just hands

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Speaker 1: a bottle pack, just covered and pissed, and she's like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, you accept my return. Guys, just like

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Speaker 1: as long as you leave right now, just get out

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Speaker 1: of here. You have piss all over yourself. Lee, you're

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Speaker 1: soaked in here, and just fucket out of my sight.

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Speaker 1: Mingming says, I'm eating stop peeing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I really wish these guys could, but apparently it's impossible.

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Speaker 1: Actually pee technically anti might What is it sterile? Is

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Speaker 1: that true?

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Speaker 3: All right? Bear, girls, calm down.

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Speaker 1: I know I know that not if it's yellow. The

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00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:27,799
Speaker 1: Romans used to gargle with it. That was gross. That

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00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 1: was actually gross. I apologize for that.

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Speaker 4: Yeh oh wait, but this story continues.

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Speaker 2: It was very obvious that the woman pissed in the

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Speaker 2: bottle because it was still warm. No tildr woman still perfume,

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Speaker 2: returns her own piss and profits from Walmart.

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Speaker 1: Maybe against all odds, this is just a woman who

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Speaker 1: was very, very confused with the label of O de toilette.

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Speaker 1: That could have been the case.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, just the regular toilet water would have been better

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Speaker 2: than just straight up pissed.

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Speaker 1: Just flush the toilet, get that new toilet water. That

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Speaker 1: would have been better. Anything else, any other liquid probably

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Speaker 1: would have been better, except like maybe liquid nitrogen. That

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Speaker 1: would have been worse from a danger perspective. Gotta facture

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Speaker 1: in safety. Imagine sprits and liquid nitrogen on you.

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Speaker 2: Bad news deleted it, says former Walmart employee from Florida

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Speaker 2: checking in crazy.

872
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Speaker 1: Oh God, is gonna be double crazy.

873
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:26,880
Speaker 2: Walmart was my first job at eighteen, and as with

874
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:29,600
Speaker 2: most new employees, I got stuck with the crappy third

875
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:32,319
Speaker 2: shift for the first few months. As a cashier on

876
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:35,239
Speaker 2: third shift, my job was mostly to stay awake and

877
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:36,040
Speaker 2: zone my area.

878
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:38,239
Speaker 4: Staying awake was almost never an issue, though.

879
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 2: Because at precisely one thirty am, I would get the

880
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:43,240
Speaker 2: Bumblebee as a visitor.

881
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:48,960
Speaker 1: Wait is this better? This gets so better? The Bumblebee was.

882
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:53,800
Speaker 2: An old, old, old woman wearing a bee Halloween costume,

883
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:56,319
Speaker 2: singer wings and everything.

884
00:40:56,680 --> 00:41:00,920
Speaker 1: She was dressed up as Jerry Seinfeld. I'm a bee movie.

885
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 2: She was never outrageous in her behavior. She never purchased

886
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:05,240
Speaker 2: anything weird.

887
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:06,480
Speaker 1: She was just a bee.

888
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:09,120
Speaker 4: And I never asked why, Mark, that sounds.

889
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:13,279
Speaker 1: Great, This is great news. I'm so glad that she's

890
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:16,240
Speaker 1: out there. She can be a bee. She can be

891
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:20,319
Speaker 1: She'll live for thirty years. This is insane.

892
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,840
Speaker 2: When I moved off of third shift, they stuck me

893
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:25,279
Speaker 2: in the liquor store. That was fine once I got

894
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:27,399
Speaker 2: used to the regulars, like the guy who would dump

895
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:28,960
Speaker 2: an entire bag of change on.

896
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:31,239
Speaker 1: Encounter and ask how much do I have? How much

897
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:31,839
Speaker 1: can I get?

898
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:35,239
Speaker 2: And would sometimes ride his bike into and through the

899
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:37,920
Speaker 2: liquor store because he quote he didn't feel like stopping.

900
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 3: I like an obstacle.

901
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:41,600
Speaker 1: Course, yeah, I just didn't feel that stop. You go

902
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 1: make me stop, guess not.

903
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:45,480
Speaker 2: I lived in a really redneck area, So there was

904
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:47,440
Speaker 2: a guy who would ride his horse up to the

905
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:49,920
Speaker 2: liquor store to by his ninety nine bananas and then

906
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:50,439
Speaker 2: ride home.

907
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 1: U the dark deposition of riding a horse to Walmart

908
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 1: and then buying ninety nine bananas?

909
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 3: What type of person you are?

910
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:05,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's insane. Way, that's crazy. It's not

911
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:06,680
Speaker 1: give some to his horse.

912
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:08,760
Speaker 2: But ninety nine bananas is that like a.

913
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:09,400
Speaker 1: Brand of something.

914
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 3: It's a brand. Okay, okay, yeah, Dakota knows it. I

915
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:15,160
Speaker 3: know it. I would really prefer for a friendly one.

916
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 1: I would really.

917
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:19,839
Speaker 2: Prefer if you just bought ninety nine separate bananas.

918
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 3: The day has come.

919
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:23,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, just a big old bunch of bananas.

920
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:25,839
Speaker 3: The full circle has come to coda where ninety nine

921
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:29,480
Speaker 3: bananas is something that we see or a Reddit story.

922
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:32,040
Speaker 1: I I you what you did to me?

923
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:34,200
Speaker 3: I didn't do anything to you. You did it to

924
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:35,239
Speaker 3: your You did that?

925
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:38,359
Speaker 1: You did that? What happened when we hunted ninety nine banana?

926
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:40,799
Speaker 1: We don't talk about the ninety nine bananas.

927
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:43,399
Speaker 2: I always felt bad for the horse because it looked

928
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,799
Speaker 2: hot and tired. But I guess the guy's license had

929
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:48,840
Speaker 2: been taken away years before, So riding a horse is

930
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:49,400
Speaker 2: the way to go.

931
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:52,960
Speaker 1: If you got one too many, tuo, that's crazy. You

932
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:55,200
Speaker 1: won't know what I did once they done took my

933
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:59,080
Speaker 1: license away. I've just started getting drunk wine ride my

934
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:02,440
Speaker 1: horse around. Do you know why? Because unless the horse

935
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:06,560
Speaker 1: is drunk, ain't nobody drunk driving? All right? The horse

936
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 1: is driving itself. He knows the way back home.

937
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,000
Speaker 3: I got one horse power that's all.

938
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 1: I mean, the horse drink nothing that's for me.

939
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 2: Oh my god, all right, Orange Potato says, Oh man,

940
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:21,200
Speaker 2: my mom works twenty plus years at the service desk

941
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:22,920
Speaker 2: in Walmart in Texas.

942
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 1: Oh, boys, didn't know that was in Texas. That's I

943
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:28,359
Speaker 1: would expect that that's where the horses are getting road right.

944
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:30,480
Speaker 2: That one was in Florida, So I'm sure there's more

945
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:33,640
Speaker 2: in Texas, though, I distinctly remember the day she called

946
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:35,400
Speaker 2: us to tell us that she had to get the

947
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 2: police involved for a customer. She refused his return because

948
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:42,640
Speaker 2: he had already had previous returns with no receipts. After

949
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:45,320
Speaker 2: a certain amount of no receipt returns, they are supposed

950
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:48,600
Speaker 2: to refuse you. These were all on big money items,

951
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:50,800
Speaker 2: and the way they track it is through your driver's

952
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:53,080
Speaker 2: license number, so it pulls up on your history on

953
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 2: the computer. Well, the guy she refused wasn't too happying

954
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 2: about her refusing his return. He left after calling her

955
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:02,040
Speaker 2: all all kinds of fun names in the book and

956
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:05,200
Speaker 2: cursing up a storm. Not five minutes later he came

957
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:08,800
Speaker 2: back with he with a oh no, a little little

958
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:13,400
Speaker 2: danger an arm of fire, and he pointed it directly

959
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:16,600
Speaker 2: at my mom, asking you willing to take my returns?

960
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:20,120
Speaker 1: Now which? And then she pulled the Denzel Washington equalizer

961
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:22,839
Speaker 1: and she grabbed it and turned it around missing a beat.

962
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,759
Speaker 2: My mom still said, you can point pup you at

963
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:26,799
Speaker 2: me all you like.

964
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:28,840
Speaker 1: The only way this is going to end is with

965
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:33,759
Speaker 1: you leaving the store unhappy. Is determined to work at

966
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:34,400
Speaker 1: this Walmart.

967
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:37,640
Speaker 3: No, Mama has seen some things and she doesn't care.

968
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 1: She doesn't care. Ice cold.

969
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:45,879
Speaker 2: Security detained the guy, and police came and the man

970
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:49,879
Speaker 2: was arrested. Mom gave no fs about his nasty attitude.

971
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:52,480
Speaker 2: I mean, she's Italian and from New York. Originally, you

972
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 2: don't win against my mom.

973
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,760
Speaker 3: That mother has seen some stuff.

974
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 1: Wow, that's a guy who belongs in jail. That is

975
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 1: a guy who should be in jail and stay there. Yeap,

976
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:03,440
Speaker 1: What did he think was gonna happen? He was gonna

977
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 1: walk in and they were gonna be like, you figured

978
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:09,719
Speaker 1: out the loophole, Okay, do your return now. We just

979
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:12,280
Speaker 1: don't tell anybody about this loophole.

980
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 2: You can't do it all the time, only do like

981
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,719
Speaker 2: a few times here and there, because it'll be too obvious.

982
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:19,000
Speaker 1: Legally, we now have to do this.

983
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:22,799
Speaker 2: Jason the guitarist shares his story. I worked in the

984
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:25,279
Speaker 2: electronics department for a while. I remember seeing a fat

985
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 2: guy eating chicken wings while using the touchscreen photos center Kiosk.

986
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:33,520
Speaker 1: He was then stacking the bone straight into the top

987
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 1: of his shopping cart. And that's it. That's all we got.

988
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 1: That was like a hikup.

989
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:47,560
Speaker 2: No just I make no sense to people, says he says.

990
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:48,479
Speaker 1: Yeah.

991
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 2: Wedding cake lady, not Walmart, a retail grocery and a

992
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:54,080
Speaker 2: trashery location. Customer ordered a wedding cake a couple of

993
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:57,359
Speaker 2: weeks in advance. He gets the biggest four tier one

994
00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:01,040
Speaker 2: we offer. We ask for fifty percent deposit, but she

995
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:03,960
Speaker 2: says she'll pay for it all now, sure, not a problem.

996
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:07,640
Speaker 2: Escort her with paperwork to register to get our dupe receipt,

997
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:12,320
Speaker 2: et cetera. She pays entire thing in food stamps. Holy crap,

998
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:12,799
Speaker 2: did not.

999
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:15,280
Speaker 1: Know you can do that? We got it's a food

1000
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:16,279
Speaker 1: stamp wedding cake.

1001
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:19,280
Speaker 2: I guess, so, I guess you can do that. Pickup

1002
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:22,560
Speaker 2: day rolls around. She and crew show up. Paperwork is

1003
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:24,640
Speaker 2: in order. She gets a look out the cake and

1004
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:26,160
Speaker 2: loves it, goes without it.

1005
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:28,480
Speaker 1: Next day is where the shenanigans begin.

1006
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:30,680
Speaker 2: She shows up with a few pieces left in the

1007
00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:33,279
Speaker 2: box and tells us that it wasn't fresh and she

1008
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:34,359
Speaker 2: wants her money back.

1009
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:37,240
Speaker 1: What do you mean it wasn't fresh, It was devoured,

1010
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:38,120
Speaker 1: It's gone.

1011
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:42,200
Speaker 2: I guess you guys wanted a stale cake because you

1012
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:45,719
Speaker 2: ate it. Store policy at the time was freshness guaranteed

1013
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:46,879
Speaker 2: or double your money back.

1014
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 1: Bet you know where this is headed. Oh, or double

1015
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:52,319
Speaker 1: your money back, double your money back, freshest guaranteed, or

1016
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 1: we pay you. I guess. So that's a bad policy.

1017
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:00,440
Speaker 2: We the state had just converted to a car based

1018
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:04,120
Speaker 2: food assistance program and the POS system has no way

1019
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:07,040
Speaker 2: to reconcile a charge back onto the card. The store

1020
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:09,560
Speaker 2: paid out double the price in the cake in cash.

1021
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:12,440
Speaker 2: It was eight hundred dollars back to the customer.

1022
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:16,319
Speaker 1: What is this? Why did we do that? What were

1023
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 1: we talking about?

1024
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:19,040
Speaker 2: I was waiting for that to be like, oh, you

1025
00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:21,319
Speaker 2: can't return it if it's like food stamps or something.

1026
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:25,160
Speaker 1: I don't know. Freshness guaranteed. They ate the whole cake,

1027
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 1: They ate it all. There were pieces left. You could

1028
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:31,480
Speaker 1: have ate it and been like, yeah, no, this tastes fine. Yeah,

1029
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 1: we're not gonna give you eight hundred dollars for a

1030
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:35,840
Speaker 1: cake you devoured.

1031
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:36,560
Speaker 3: At half the price.

1032
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:39,720
Speaker 2: Oh my god, oh my god, what are we doing

1033
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:41,879
Speaker 2: eight hundred dollars back?

1034
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:45,479
Speaker 1: That person just got paid four hundred dollars because you know.

1035
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 2: And then what the and then had a delicious cake?

1036
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:51,239
Speaker 1: Wow? And they did Wow? Really they got paid eight

1037
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:53,719
Speaker 1: hundred dollars because they used food stamps, so they used

1038
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 1: food assistance and then got paid eight Was that a

1039
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:58,880
Speaker 1: scam all along? Did they know? Honestly? Did they know

1040
00:47:58,920 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 1: they could do that?

1041
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:02,920
Speaker 2: And even you can't even blame the customer at that point.

1042
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:04,920
Speaker 1: That's all on that restaurant.

1043
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 2: Oh, fully on y'all, like, honestly, smart customer, that's me

1044
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:10,440
Speaker 2: to you.

1045
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:12,960
Speaker 1: If I could get away with that, I would do that.

1046
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 1: Are you serious?

1047
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:14,240
Speaker 2: Are you serious?

1048
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 1: Double your buddy? Come, I get to have my cake

1049
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:20,040
Speaker 1: and eat it too, and they get more cake? Yeah,

1050
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 1: come on?

1051
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:24,440
Speaker 2: Business idea, that customer just goes back and keeps doubling

1052
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:27,760
Speaker 2: the money, yep, just keeps buying more and more cakes

1053
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:29,960
Speaker 2: and then just keeps getting paid more and more.

1054
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:32,239
Speaker 1: Just keep going back and They're like, maybe today's the

1055
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 1: day you guys get it right. Yeah. They come back

1056
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:39,279
Speaker 1: and they're like, ah, yeah, no you guys, Yeah, didn't

1057
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:40,920
Speaker 1: get it yet. Did not like that?

1058
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:49,120
Speaker 2: Four eight hundred dollars Please, I'll be back tomorrow. Tech

1059
00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:52,600
Speaker 2: Nerd says, I'll start with my grossest.

1060
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 1: Do we think piss is going to be involved in

1061
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:55,520
Speaker 1: the story?

1062
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:58,040
Speaker 3: Make it crap? We haven't gotten in the poop store yet.

1063
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:03,280
Speaker 1: We haven't gotten a pool story. Oh oh no No.

1064
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 2: A woman comes in with some panties and so that

1065
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:09,480
Speaker 2: they didn't fit, and she wanted to return them for

1066
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:12,800
Speaker 2: cash because she had already bought the correct size elsewhere.

1067
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:15,439
Speaker 2: She had a receipt and plupped a Walmart bag down

1068
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:19,800
Speaker 2: on the counter. Inside this bag were six crusty, crouched,

1069
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:24,320
Speaker 2: crap stained panties that were a biohazard from.

1070
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:25,160
Speaker 1: Six feet away?

1071
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:26,359
Speaker 3: Did I call it? Or did I call it?

1072
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:29,600
Speaker 1: You called it? The good job? Kean can't believe you.

1073
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 1: You knew the panties.

1074
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:33,480
Speaker 3: Were coming be gone for me.

1075
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:36,000
Speaker 4: Needless to say, I did not touch them.

1076
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:38,719
Speaker 2: I paged the manager on duty and he tells me

1077
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:42,240
Speaker 2: to just take them back, despite being very nasty.

1078
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 1: Wo my god, what is up with these managers? Is

1079
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:48,400
Speaker 1: this just Walmart policy?

1080
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:51,319
Speaker 2: Processed the return and she happily left the store with

1081
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:53,680
Speaker 2: her eight dollars. Oh no, I feel like we need

1082
00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 2: a moment of silence for all of the Walmart returns,

1083
00:49:57,200 --> 00:50:00,800
Speaker 2: the products that have been violated, just to be paid

1084
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:01,600
Speaker 2: back in full.

1085
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:04,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, video idea. We all try to get away with

1086
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:07,719
Speaker 1: the most absurd Walmart return possible.

1087
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:10,960
Speaker 4: Oh God, try to not be gross.

1088
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:14,000
Speaker 1: We just try. We just try to. We just try.

1089
00:50:14,239 --> 00:50:17,719
Speaker 1: You just try. We try to find the most ridiculous

1090
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:20,400
Speaker 1: situation which you could return something at Walmart.

1091
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:22,160
Speaker 2: I wonder if it's like Target, where it's like if

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Speaker 2: you steal less than two hundred dollars, they can't do anything,

1093
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:25,960
Speaker 2: but they will remember your face.

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00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:28,239
Speaker 1: Wonder if Walmart will remember your faith. Maybe you gotta

1095
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:30,439
Speaker 1: switch it up. You gotta have a disguise. I'm gonna

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00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:32,840
Speaker 1: buy like a I'm gonna buy like an incense burner,

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00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:35,000
Speaker 1: and they'm gonna smash it into pieces with a hammer,

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00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:36,360
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna take it back and be like, I

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00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:38,239
Speaker 1: don't know, this just happen. I lit an incense and

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Speaker 1: this is what happened. Can you guys give me my money? Back.

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00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:43,359
Speaker 2: I feel like we got to pick the area right too. Yeah,

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00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:45,719
Speaker 2: we can't just go to any Walmart. We gotta we

1103
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:47,919
Speaker 2: gotta find find the one that sees things.

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00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:49,920
Speaker 1: We gotta go out of state. We gotta find the

1105
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:51,680
Speaker 1: craziest Walmart in the country.

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00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:54,400
Speaker 2: We gotta find that one Walmart employees that are so

1107
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:57,880
Speaker 2: done that they just want the day to be over.

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00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:02,720
Speaker 1: Just as fast as I'm sure. Who's the happiest Walmart employee?

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00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:05,080
Speaker 1: I wonder it's a great question, like the one like

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00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:07,399
Speaker 1: thee out of the ones working the floor. Yeah, there's

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00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 1: gotta be one.

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00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 2: There's gotta be one. I think it's it's gotta be

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00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:14,439
Speaker 2: some sort of outlier. Are nuff says Not so much

1114
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:18,399
Speaker 2: people of Walmart story, but Walmart employee story. My mother

1115
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:21,239
Speaker 2: and brothers worked from Walmart. I worked for Sam's Club,

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00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 2: which is Walmart but worse. Because you have to do this.

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00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:26,959
Speaker 4: Cheer in the morning before they open what you really

1118
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:27,399
Speaker 4: for real?

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00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:31,040
Speaker 1: They do a ritual to to open the door to

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00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:32,760
Speaker 1: pay tribute to Sam Walton.

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00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 2: We call on the spirit of Sam Walton to open

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00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:38,760
Speaker 2: the sliding doors in the morning.

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00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:43,520
Speaker 1: The way about, like all the lights turn off and

1124
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:45,839
Speaker 1: everything starts shaking. There you go, and then it just

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00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:48,640
Speaker 1: comes back on and go all right, team, let's have

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00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:52,000
Speaker 1: a great day out there. Yeah yeah, that sounds about right.

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00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:54,839
Speaker 2: I quit Sam's after being locked in the store after

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00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:58,440
Speaker 2: hours to clean and my shift was over. Walmart did

1129
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:00,960
Speaker 2: a phenomenal job in hiring my older brother for the

1130
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:04,719
Speaker 2: hunting department, a convicted felon, not allowed to handle firearms

1131
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 2: with a history of violence, in charge of bullets and shotguns.

1132
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:08,719
Speaker 1: Oh no.

1133
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:12,120
Speaker 2: He would also clock in and leave for hours to

1134
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:14,759
Speaker 2: go home and then go back and clog out.

1135
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:15,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

1136
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:19,279
Speaker 2: Okay, my mom was hired as a cashier and she

1137
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 2: had a long history of theft from all her other

1138
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:22,920
Speaker 2: cashiering jobs.

1139
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:24,480
Speaker 1: But I guess they didn't know that. Uh oh.

1140
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:28,040
Speaker 2: Fast forward years later, my daughter repeatedly applies at Walmart

1141
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:30,480
Speaker 2: and they won't hire her because she keeps failing the

1142
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:31,360
Speaker 2: psych test they do.

1143
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:36,200
Speaker 1: Now, Bro, they have a psychological evaluation to work at Walmart.

1144
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:41,000
Speaker 2: I mean, if you're getting people like a convicted former felon,

1145
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:42,920
Speaker 2: I'm sure you're gonna need something.

1146
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:44,799
Speaker 1: I mean, hey, if you're gonna do that for the employees,

1147
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:47,120
Speaker 1: do it for the customers too. Okay, every day they

1148
00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:49,359
Speaker 1: walk in. Yeah, I want to make sure you are

1149
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:50,840
Speaker 1: fit to be in here today.

1150
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:54,160
Speaker 2: Okay, they I'm sure they can make some like those

1151
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:57,759
Speaker 2: those temperature reading scans that just like on your head

1152
00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:59,080
Speaker 2: and then it goes like green.

1153
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:02,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're just like and it's like bladder not full.

1154
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:04,600
Speaker 2: It's like if it shows up, it's like green, yellow

1155
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:06,839
Speaker 2: and red. And if it's yellow, then that's like the

1156
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:09,440
Speaker 2: worst one actually, because it's just like they're full of

1157
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:13,000
Speaker 2: piss full bladder alert, full bladder alert, ready to piss

1158
00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:15,040
Speaker 2: on in over everything.

1159
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:18,319
Speaker 1: And then they're like, it's all mine. I've marked it

1160
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:21,719
Speaker 1: as mine, and I identify as a wolf, so you

1161
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:23,920
Speaker 1: have to respect that my territory.

1162
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,160
Speaker 2: I wanted to buy this Walmart, so I rode my

1163
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:27,839
Speaker 2: scooter through it and pissed all over it.

1164
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:30,680
Speaker 1: I identify as a snow leopard, so when I pee

1165
00:53:30,719 --> 00:53:32,360
Speaker 1: on something, it does belong to me.

1166
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:35,480
Speaker 2: Do little too late, wal Mart, Too little, too late.

1167
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:37,840
Speaker 2: That's the end of my little sequence of stories.

1168
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:41,960
Speaker 1: My goodness, my goodness, gracious good GOLLI gosh, these are

1169
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:45,520
Speaker 1: I like these? I want more? Guess what I want more?

1170
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:46,760
Speaker 1: I want more?

1171
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:47,920
Speaker 3: And do I have good news for you?

1172
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:52,040
Speaker 2: Six seven eight says how bad do you have to

1173
00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:53,440
Speaker 2: be to fail that psych test?

1174
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:55,600
Speaker 1: I wonder what's on that test? What is that word

1175
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:58,360
Speaker 1: to ask you? Just like do you shoplift from here

1176
00:53:58,520 --> 00:53:59,400
Speaker 1: or like other places?

1177
00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:01,400
Speaker 3: Do you shop lift? And do you piss?

1178
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:04,600
Speaker 1: I guess both of those. Yeah, yeah, I actually stole

1179
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:06,640
Speaker 1: something when I walked in today, and I actually am

1180
00:54:06,719 --> 00:54:07,880
Speaker 1: currently pissing myself.

1181
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:09,800
Speaker 4: Don't look down, please, I don't like it when people

1182
00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:10,479
Speaker 4: watch me piss.

1183
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:12,439
Speaker 1: You got a job for me or not? How dare

1184
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:14,319
Speaker 1: you look at me right now? I'll start right now.

1185
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:16,319
Speaker 1: I'll clean it up, you pay me, clean it up,

1186
00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:19,120
Speaker 1: give me a new pair of briches, and everything's fine.

1187
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:20,719
Speaker 2: And then I'll pay in those, return them, get my

1188
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:22,600
Speaker 2: money back, and then the cycle continues.

1189
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:25,279
Speaker 1: All right, John here og host. We're gonna get back

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00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:27,120
Speaker 1: to these stories, but a quick three minute break from

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00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:32,840
Speaker 1: house from our sponsors. We're reading crazy Walmart story whoop whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop,

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00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:36,839
Speaker 1: whoop whoop, And the first one comes from Hades five

1193
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:40,880
Speaker 1: four nine five. I worked at Walmart for almost seven years.

1194
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:45,240
Speaker 1: I've seen turds in the floor on multiplicasions. Oh no,

1195
00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:48,839
Speaker 1: plenty of karens All kinds of craziness.

1196
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:51,160
Speaker 3: I like that. It's the gauge of turds on the

1197
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:52,680
Speaker 3: floor to Karens.

1198
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:56,960
Speaker 2: I've got all Karens of different haircuts and colors, and

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00:54:57,239 --> 00:55:00,839
Speaker 2: all kinds of shapes and weights of turns the floor.

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00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:08,680
Speaker 1: Shapes and weights. Oh lord, nothing, what was that? What

1201
00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:10,160
Speaker 1: was that? What that you said?

1202
00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:10,560
Speaker 3: What did?

1203
00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:12,759
Speaker 1: He just laughed? I just laugh or you just did

1204
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:16,040
Speaker 1: a little he he eh. Nothing compares to when I

1205
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:18,279
Speaker 1: worked in the auto department.

1206
00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:20,440
Speaker 3: Really auto department, Walmart, Walmart.

1207
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:22,920
Speaker 1: I would expect that one to be pretty tame. A

1208
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:26,919
Speaker 1: dude comes through from out of state, about three states over.

1209
00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:28,120
Speaker 3: That's a stolen car.

1210
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:32,280
Speaker 1: Okay, he seems nice. He just needs his tire fixed

1211
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:36,000
Speaker 1: and his spare put back into the trunk compartment. Easy peasy.

1212
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:39,040
Speaker 3: We're getting very descriptive, like, yeah, this is simple.

1213
00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:41,319
Speaker 1: I have a feeling this easy peasy won't be so

1214
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:45,040
Speaker 1: breezy or leven squeezy. No no, no, no, no no no.

1215
00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:47,720
Speaker 1: One of the other technicians goes to set the spare

1216
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:50,520
Speaker 1: back in the trunk. There's a bunch of stuff in there,

1217
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:53,760
Speaker 1: so rather than unload this man's entire trunk, he decides

1218
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:56,360
Speaker 1: to just set it on top. When he goes to

1219
00:55:56,560 --> 00:56:01,239
Speaker 1: lay it down in shifts, my coworker accidentally tears the

1220
00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:05,040
Speaker 1: black plastic trash bag on top of the pile. Oh god,

1221
00:56:05,239 --> 00:56:07,759
Speaker 1: his finger goes through it. It's squeishy.

1222
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:09,280
Speaker 3: Oh no, no.

1223
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:12,920
Speaker 4: First thought, second thought, poop. Those are the two options.

1224
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 1: Reader, beware. Oh no, I have no idea what it's coming,

1225
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:18,600
Speaker 1: but I don't know it's gonna be real. This is

1226
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:20,719
Speaker 1: the first one that we've gotten on this, So just like,

1227
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:23,160
Speaker 1: if you're about to be like, is that a body?

1228
00:56:23,239 --> 00:56:25,759
Speaker 1: I don't know, but probably don't listen to this. Oh

1229
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:30,200
Speaker 1: my god, I'm scared. He yoinks his hand back and

1230
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:34,799
Speaker 1: season eyeball through the hole. I didn't want to be right.

1231
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:39,960
Speaker 1: Maybe it's just a bunch of really gushy, mushy dolls somehow, right,

1232
00:56:40,239 --> 00:56:41,120
Speaker 1: they've got eyes?

1233
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:42,280
Speaker 3: What kind of eyeball?

1234
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:46,800
Speaker 1: My dude goes pale, sweating, freaking out, almost loses his lunch.

1235
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:50,000
Speaker 1: So we get our boss and he calls the cops. Meanwhile,

1236
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:52,920
Speaker 1: our other boss is out in the lobby just chopping

1237
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,600
Speaker 1: it up with the guy, talking about whatever to keep

1238
00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:57,640
Speaker 1: his attention off why it's taking so long.

1239
00:56:57,760 --> 00:56:57,880
Speaker 3: Oh.

1240
00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:00,520
Speaker 1: The cops get there and talk to the dude and

1241
00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:05,120
Speaker 1: start looking through the bag. It was a skinless cow head, which,

1242
00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:08,120
Speaker 1: to be honest, you cook that baby upright. It's a

1243
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:10,680
Speaker 1: delicious meat, or so I've heard. I've never eaten an

1244
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:14,120
Speaker 1: entire head before. This is insane. He's gonna be so

1245
00:57:14,239 --> 00:57:17,240
Speaker 1: mad when he's like you, you squished the eyeball, dude,

1246
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:21,800
Speaker 1: my favorite part of the head. Oh my god, this

1247
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:25,640
Speaker 1: man drove across three states with a skinned cow's head

1248
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:28,880
Speaker 1: a black trash bag in the trunk in the August heat.

1249
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:31,000
Speaker 4: I hope he's not eating that. It's gonna die.

1250
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:33,280
Speaker 1: Maybe he picked up the head a little earlier, you know,

1251
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:35,600
Speaker 1: maybe maybe it's a little fresher. Definitely one of the

1252
00:57:35,640 --> 00:57:39,000
Speaker 1: grossest adventures we had. If you haven't, since this episode

1253
00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:42,520
Speaker 1: is a little different, we are currently reading the craziest

1254
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:46,240
Speaker 1: Walmart stories we could find off of the internet and

1255
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:52,040
Speaker 1: from you, So if you guys have any crazy retail stories,

1256
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:56,320
Speaker 1: please send him to us. And here's the next story

1257
00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:59,240
Speaker 1: from Hazy. I used to work at a campus store

1258
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:02,160
Speaker 1: that sold text books but also a ton of merch

1259
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:04,520
Speaker 1: with the school's logo or name on it. This is

1260
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:07,120
Speaker 1: a pretty large, well known school with a super dedicated

1261
00:58:07,120 --> 00:58:09,600
Speaker 1: fan base for their football team, so we were usually

1262
00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:13,240
Speaker 1: pretty busy, especially on game days. One big drawback of

1263
00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:15,840
Speaker 1: this store is we only had two dressing rooms despite

1264
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:19,760
Speaker 1: being a really large space. It was a two story store.

1265
00:58:19,880 --> 00:58:21,560
Speaker 1: Because of this and how busy we would get, it

1266
00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:23,760
Speaker 1: was pretty common for guys to just try on clothes

1267
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:26,479
Speaker 1: in the middle of the sales floor rather than wait

1268
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:28,800
Speaker 1: for a dressing room to open up. I've done that,

1269
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:31,840
Speaker 1: not with the pantaloons, but you know, throw a shirt on.

1270
00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:34,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can do that, as long as you don't

1271
00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:36,920
Speaker 2: have to take too much off before trying something on.

1272
00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:39,920
Speaker 1: Really depends how much is coming off you. That's the

1273
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:43,400
Speaker 1: main main thing. I can't tell you, guys, how many

1274
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:46,560
Speaker 1: times I saw guys just take their shirts off in

1275
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:49,040
Speaker 1: the middle of the crowded store. Only once did I

1276
00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:51,520
Speaker 1: see a guy take their pants off on the sales floor, though.

1277
00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:55,320
Speaker 1: God he was literally at my register and as I

1278
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:57,560
Speaker 1: was ringing up his items, I made the mistake of

1279
00:58:57,680 --> 00:58:59,840
Speaker 1: asking if he had tried on the track pants he

1280
00:58:59,880 --> 00:59:03,080
Speaker 1: was buying, because that brand ran kind of small. He said,

1281
00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:05,680
Speaker 1: oh no, I didn't, looked across the room to the

1282
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:08,200
Speaker 1: dressing room, saw they were full and just straight up,

1283
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:11,760
Speaker 1: pulled his shorts off in front of me. Oh okay,

1284
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:14,120
Speaker 1: oh man, and that's when you go, that's not what

1285
00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:15,520
Speaker 1: I meant. That's not what I meant. That's not what

1286
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:18,520
Speaker 1: I meant. That's not what I meant. Oh god, I small.

1287
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:20,400
Speaker 1: They run small, they run small, They run small, and

1288
00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:25,920
Speaker 1: you run small. Oh no, thanks, one, don't take your

1289
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:29,000
Speaker 1: pants off at the cash register. Luckily my manager was

1290
00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:32,400
Speaker 1: standing nearby. Because I was stunned and didn't know what

1291
00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:36,480
Speaker 1: to do and was obviously extremely uncomfortable, the guy was

1292
00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:39,200
Speaker 1: not allowed to buy his items, got escorted out, and

1293
00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:42,200
Speaker 1: was banned from the store. Okay, great, imagine he's just like,

1294
00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:44,960
Speaker 1: oh you guys doing I'm just doing exactly what you

1295
00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:47,680
Speaker 1: told me to do. Yeah, you asked me if the

1296
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:50,320
Speaker 1: pants fit. I go, oh no, it's find out. This

1297
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:53,600
Speaker 1: is do dad, just play tricks on me. Man, you man.

1298
00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:56,680
Speaker 1: Random Panda Girl eight thirty one. I worked at a

1299
00:59:56,720 --> 00:59:59,880
Speaker 1: Walmart during the VID times. The one that comes to

1300
00:59:59,920 --> 01:00:02,360
Speaker 1: me is when I was working in the electronics department,

1301
01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:04,400
Speaker 1: I heard a woman scream at the top of her

1302
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:07,880
Speaker 1: lungs and yell no one wants to say your tiny pecker?

1303
01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:11,120
Speaker 3: Was that guy back the same guy, he's packed.

1304
01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:13,600
Speaker 1: She went walking past, and my coworkers and I were

1305
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:15,800
Speaker 1: telling the dude to leave the store. He kept saying

1306
01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:18,080
Speaker 1: that the girl was nuts, and I pointed out that

1307
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:21,200
Speaker 1: his fly was down and kept to the same story.

1308
01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:23,360
Speaker 1: My store manager showed up and told the dude to leave,

1309
01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:25,800
Speaker 1: and he was getting a trespassing from the store. This

1310
01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:28,840
Speaker 1: man left, went to his house, came back with a

1311
01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:32,040
Speaker 1: different shirt, and the cops were still there and they

1312
01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:34,120
Speaker 1: told him that he needed to leave or else they

1313
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:36,520
Speaker 1: were going to arrest him. So this is the opposite

1314
01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:38,360
Speaker 1: of that one story where he comes in with the

1315
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:41,160
Speaker 1: same shirt. He's like, okay, well, I mean I had

1316
01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:43,080
Speaker 1: a pretty cool shirt on. They probably were like, oh,

1317
01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:44,120
Speaker 1: that's the cool shirt guy.

1318
01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:47,120
Speaker 4: He can't have his pants zipped up or down like that.

1319
01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:49,480
Speaker 1: If I come in with it not so cool shirt,

1320
01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:52,360
Speaker 1: I'm invisible. Be like that guy looks exactly like the

1321
01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:54,920
Speaker 1: cool shirt guy, but his shirt's not so cool. Yeah,

1322
01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:57,400
Speaker 1: but cool shirt guy wouldn't wear a shirt that's not cool.

1323
01:00:57,480 --> 01:00:59,960
Speaker 1: No one could wear a shirt as lame as that one.

1324
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:02,840
Speaker 1: And after having just warn a shirt that was the

1325
01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:06,280
Speaker 1: coolest shirt I've ever seen, Yeah, he's fine. Led him

1326
01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:09,640
Speaker 1: through He then came back again three minutes later with

1327
01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:14,080
Speaker 1: another different shirt and was shocked that he was getting arrested.

1328
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:17,479
Speaker 1: How did he even leave the second time? I didn't

1329
01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:19,560
Speaker 1: even get out of there. How was this guy wandering

1330
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:20,720
Speaker 1: around unattended?

1331
01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:22,920
Speaker 3: How many shirts does he have in like his car?

1332
01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:26,080
Speaker 1: This was he planned this out. He's wandering around off

1333
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:28,520
Speaker 1: leash Who let him off? The least? Who let him off?

1334
01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:32,120
Speaker 1: Leash man Jake d Texas says, I used to work

1335
01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:35,200
Speaker 1: at Walmart in a small town as an unloaded aka

1336
01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:38,680
Speaker 1: cap two nice. Lots of funny things happened at my store,

1337
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:41,040
Speaker 1: but I have one story to share. At the time

1338
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:44,000
Speaker 1: I was growing out my beard, the guys and I

1339
01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:47,000
Speaker 1: were having a beard contest to see who could grow

1340
01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:52,840
Speaker 1: the best beard. Dude, wholesome contest, total guy move man.

1341
01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:56,040
Speaker 1: Yeah me, the guys, you're having a contest. He's got

1342
01:01:56,040 --> 01:01:59,200
Speaker 1: the best beard. Beard, then whoever wins is going to

1343
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:02,480
Speaker 1: join the British Navy because it's a rule in the

1344
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:04,400
Speaker 1: British Navy that if you can't grow a beard in

1345
01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:06,800
Speaker 1: a certain amount of time and that meets certain standards,

1346
01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:08,880
Speaker 1: you can't be in the British Navy. Oh okay or

1347
01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:10,320
Speaker 1: at least that used to be the case. They may

1348
01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:12,479
Speaker 1: have done away with that now, I for one, don't

1349
01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:15,360
Speaker 1: think they should do away with that rule anyway. One

1350
01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:18,400
Speaker 1: night I was stalking baby products and a woman and

1351
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:21,120
Speaker 1: her daughter came to my aisle. The mom was looking

1352
01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:24,080
Speaker 1: for something but just ended up doom scrolling on her phone.

1353
01:02:24,080 --> 01:02:26,760
Speaker 1: Her daughter, who was probably four or five, was on

1354
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:29,160
Speaker 1: the cart staring at me nonchalantly.

1355
01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:31,400
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that baby is so nonchalant. That baby

1356
01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:34,720
Speaker 2: has so much aurall. That baby's so freaking has so

1357
01:02:34,840 --> 01:02:35,640
Speaker 2: much friz.

1358
01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:38,240
Speaker 1: I started to make faces at her. After a while

1359
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:40,920
Speaker 1: of making funny faces, the daughter raised her hand and

1360
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:43,960
Speaker 1: curled her fingers the gesture of coming closer.

1361
01:02:44,040 --> 01:02:45,760
Speaker 3: Hey, could you just imagine?

1362
01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:48,080
Speaker 2: Wait, they did the face, and then this is me

1363
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:53,480
Speaker 2: being oph.

1364
01:02:51,080 --> 01:02:53,400
Speaker 3: Does this kid want? I'm not trusting this kid.

1365
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:56,040
Speaker 2: I feel like there's like a invisible portal in front

1366
01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:57,400
Speaker 2: of me and the kid is behind it.

1367
01:02:57,440 --> 01:02:59,479
Speaker 1: And if I step closer to this kid, I'm gonna

1368
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:01,760
Speaker 1: be zot to do a different dimension that the kid

1369
01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:06,960
Speaker 1: has built a trapdoor. Well, not thinking of potential consequences,

1370
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:10,920
Speaker 1: my silly butt got closer, and that's when she grabbed

1371
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:13,120
Speaker 1: a handful of my beard.

1372
01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:17,640
Speaker 2: Oh no, I forgot about the beard contest, just.

1373
01:03:17,560 --> 01:03:19,560
Speaker 1: Staring at me like that, How cold did you get

1374
01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:21,920
Speaker 1: to this girl that is so grabbable. I want to

1375
01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:23,520
Speaker 1: grab that. Come closer.

1376
01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:27,800
Speaker 3: I guarantee you that little girl is laughing because she's like, yeah,

1377
01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:31,640
Speaker 3: this dumb adult man with the long beard's coming my way.

1378
01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:35,120
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm getting exactly what I want. I actually when

1379
01:03:35,160 --> 01:03:37,040
Speaker 1: I was a kid and I had like my pictures

1380
01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:39,120
Speaker 1: for Santa taking when I was like a little baby,

1381
01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:41,800
Speaker 1: I kept pulling on his beard because I think I

1382
01:03:41,840 --> 01:03:44,280
Speaker 1: was trying to make sure it was real. Oh no,

1383
01:03:45,120 --> 01:03:48,880
Speaker 1: And the Santa guy had to hold my hands like

1384
01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:52,000
Speaker 1: this so I wouldn't reach up and just gang on

1385
01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:54,840
Speaker 1: his beard. And I was so happy. Santa's hold my

1386
01:03:54,840 --> 01:03:56,920
Speaker 1: hands and I'm just there like that's so funny. So

1387
01:03:56,960 --> 01:03:59,720
Speaker 1: our beard has been grabbed. I was shocked and trying

1388
01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:03,160
Speaker 1: my best to hit her because of instincts, trying my

1389
01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:07,480
Speaker 1: best not to hit her. Yes, I was tired. I

1390
01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:10,720
Speaker 1: tried gently to make her let go, but she pulled tighter.

1391
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:13,480
Speaker 1: The mom, who didn't do anything and was so glued

1392
01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:18,000
Speaker 1: to her phone, said daughter, be nice and said that

1393
01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:22,360
Speaker 1: like she was bored. Daughter be nice. Is mom? Okay?

1394
01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:24,640
Speaker 1: Is mom? What is mom doing on the phone? The

1395
01:04:24,720 --> 01:04:28,520
Speaker 1: phone's zombie now. The daughter started to pull my beard

1396
01:04:28,720 --> 01:04:31,400
Speaker 1: and it was about to be ripped out. My god,

1397
01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:33,480
Speaker 1: what's he gonna do? What's he gonna tell his problems?

1398
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:36,240
Speaker 1: He's gonna live the band Cutty, you lost your beard

1399
01:04:36,280 --> 01:04:36,960
Speaker 1: to a baby.

1400
01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:39,200
Speaker 2: It was long enough for a baby to grab, and

1401
01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:41,080
Speaker 2: he's gonna lose the contact.

1402
01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:44,280
Speaker 1: That's actually the The real twist is that Opie's beard

1403
01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:46,240
Speaker 1: was just so long. They just needed to walk like

1404
01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:48,800
Speaker 1: a couple feet and then the baby could just like

1405
01:04:49,280 --> 01:04:52,800
Speaker 1: grab their baby. The baby's just pulling them in, just

1406
01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:55,920
Speaker 1: pulling them in. Out of the corner of my eye,

1407
01:04:56,040 --> 01:04:58,280
Speaker 1: I saw a box of rubber duckies I stocked on

1408
01:04:58,320 --> 01:05:00,720
Speaker 1: the shelves. I reached out and man to grab one,

1409
01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:04,680
Speaker 1: and I said, well look, look, look, I said, as

1410
01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:06,760
Speaker 1: I made the duck squeak, o, whit whit whit white.

1411
01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:09,840
Speaker 1: She slowly looked at the duck and very nonchalantly let

1412
01:05:09,920 --> 01:05:10,560
Speaker 1: go of my beard.

1413
01:05:10,600 --> 01:05:11,320
Speaker 3: It's a robot.

1414
01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:14,400
Speaker 1: What is this and grabbed the duck to stare at it.

1415
01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:18,640
Speaker 1: I fell back. How strong is this baby?

1416
01:05:18,680 --> 01:05:19,840
Speaker 3: He's a super baby?

1417
01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:24,320
Speaker 2: Oh my god, well, you see now Opie is standing

1418
01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:26,040
Speaker 2: over the open trap door.

1419
01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:28,080
Speaker 4: And the baby is holding him up by his beard.

1420
01:05:28,160 --> 01:05:31,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, the baby was just trying to save you. Yeah.

1421
01:05:32,160 --> 01:05:34,560
Speaker 1: The mom then said, daughter, you have to be nice

1422
01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:39,240
Speaker 1: to the retail workers or something. Why is happening what

1423
01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:42,200
Speaker 1: I mentioned? Did he walk into I would still remember

1424
01:05:42,280 --> 01:05:45,120
Speaker 1: that little goblin to this day. Whenever my beard aches.

1425
01:05:45,240 --> 01:05:48,440
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure she's thinking about my beard. I would

1426
01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:52,680
Speaker 1: honestly believe that she's like, it's been like twenty years

1427
01:05:52,880 --> 01:05:55,840
Speaker 1: and she's twenty five now, and I wouldn't give to

1428
01:05:55,880 --> 01:05:56,760
Speaker 1: have that beard again.

1429
01:05:56,960 --> 01:05:59,160
Speaker 4: She just finds herself at night just grabbing and.

1430
01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:03,000
Speaker 1: Pulling powerful I had ever felt in my life. Can

1431
01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:05,439
Speaker 1: you imagine from the perspective that kid. That kid looks

1432
01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:07,040
Speaker 1: at that beard, It's like, I want that beard. You

1433
01:06:07,040 --> 01:06:07,680
Speaker 1: come over here.

1434
01:06:08,160 --> 01:06:11,320
Speaker 2: Like there's gotta be some sort of other entity in

1435
01:06:11,360 --> 01:06:14,480
Speaker 2: that baby. It can't just be a plain human baby

1436
01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:16,520
Speaker 2: in that chopping car Zeus.

1437
01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:18,200
Speaker 1: Zeus is within that child.

1438
01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:21,320
Speaker 2: I wonder how long they were at Walmart, just doom

1439
01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:23,360
Speaker 2: scrolling and grabbing beards.

1440
01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:25,920
Speaker 1: They got crazy, dude, Baby grip strength is crazy. Tempest

1441
01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:28,439
Speaker 1: in Weatherland says baby Tempest is now three months old.

1442
01:06:28,600 --> 01:06:31,479
Speaker 1: Yay wow, can confirm the strongest grip in the world

1443
01:06:31,560 --> 01:06:33,520
Speaker 1: is a baby or small child pulling hair.

1444
01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:35,200
Speaker 2: I did see a video recently that was like, if

1445
01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:38,520
Speaker 2: they're holding like this, literally just like push their wrist.

1446
01:06:38,280 --> 01:06:41,520
Speaker 4: Down and they can't like grabs as easily and.

1447
01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:45,680
Speaker 2: Then it lets go stupid babies is how our tendons

1448
01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:47,000
Speaker 2: are are formed.

1449
01:06:47,120 --> 01:06:52,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, wherever trash but Vibing says, I worked in the

1450
01:06:52,080 --> 01:06:56,440
Speaker 1: online grocery pickup department and crazy stuff was always happening. Once,

1451
01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:58,800
Speaker 1: while dispensing an order to a middle aged man, he

1452
01:06:58,960 --> 01:07:03,240
Speaker 1: was playing a icy audiobook through his speakers. This was

1453
01:07:03,320 --> 01:07:06,160
Speaker 1: during the vid, so we didn't speak to the customers,

1454
01:07:06,240 --> 01:07:09,280
Speaker 1: and his trunk wasn't attached to the car, so I'm

1455
01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:12,200
Speaker 1: assuming he thought I couldn't hear, but I one hundred

1456
01:07:12,240 --> 01:07:16,080
Speaker 1: percent heard everything, and I only know it was an

1457
01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:20,080
Speaker 1: aerotica because it was a very spicy scene. Oh boy.

1458
01:07:20,320 --> 01:07:22,960
Speaker 1: It also sounded like it was between a brother and sister.

1459
01:07:23,600 --> 01:07:25,080
Speaker 3: What Game of Thrones?

1460
01:07:25,120 --> 01:07:26,160
Speaker 1: He was just reading games?

1461
01:07:26,160 --> 01:07:27,200
Speaker 3: It was just reading Game of Thrones.

1462
01:07:27,240 --> 01:07:29,960
Speaker 1: Just an unfortunate sequence from Game of Thrones. That sucks.

1463
01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:32,920
Speaker 1: I quickly dispensed that ordering got the heck out of there.

1464
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:35,960
Speaker 1: There were also rumors that people have had spas asleep

1465
01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:38,000
Speaker 1: in the freezer at the one I worked at. I

1466
01:07:38,040 --> 01:07:40,160
Speaker 1: don't know how true that is, but I did accidentally

1467
01:07:40,160 --> 01:07:42,760
Speaker 1: get my coworker slash friend in trouble for making out

1468
01:07:42,760 --> 01:07:44,120
Speaker 1: with her boyfriend in the cooler.

1469
01:07:44,320 --> 01:07:47,880
Speaker 2: Wait what you got her in trouble for making out

1470
01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:48,960
Speaker 2: with her boyfriend?

1471
01:07:49,280 --> 01:07:51,840
Speaker 1: Hey, I'm starting to understand why your name is trash

1472
01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:56,120
Speaker 1: but vibing. Okay, I made out with your coworker's boyfriend

1473
01:07:56,400 --> 01:07:57,080
Speaker 1: in the freezer.

1474
01:07:57,160 --> 01:07:59,920
Speaker 2: Wait no, no, I think that's how I heard it too,

1475
01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:02,880
Speaker 2: But I think it's I got my friend in trouble

1476
01:08:02,960 --> 01:08:05,200
Speaker 2: because my friend was making out with her boyfriend.

1477
01:08:05,360 --> 01:08:07,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, because I read it how you read it,

1478
01:08:07,680 --> 01:08:08,520
Speaker 1: that is what it is.

1479
01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:12,320
Speaker 2: I was thinking you made out with your friend's boyfriend.

1480
01:08:12,320 --> 01:08:15,480
Speaker 1: She got it right, dang. Ashley Ware forty three twelve

1481
01:08:15,560 --> 01:08:17,680
Speaker 1: says I worked for Walmart a few years ago and

1482
01:08:17,720 --> 01:08:19,720
Speaker 1: my teeth weren't in the best shape due to no

1483
01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:22,720
Speaker 1: dental insurance and I have an extreme vitamin D deficiency.

1484
01:08:22,760 --> 01:08:25,200
Speaker 1: I clocked in and was stalking some shelves and a

1485
01:08:25,360 --> 01:08:28,160
Speaker 1: customer asked for help finding something. Once we found it.

1486
01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:30,920
Speaker 1: We had a small little talk until my manager came

1487
01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:33,679
Speaker 1: up and pulled me to have a talk. We get

1488
01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:35,559
Speaker 1: to the back and she said, I'm giving you a

1489
01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:37,960
Speaker 1: write up. I asked her for what, and she said,

1490
01:08:38,040 --> 01:08:40,680
Speaker 1: because your teeth aren't embarrassment to our establishment, and it's

1491
01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:43,640
Speaker 1: not professional the way they look. It's actually very disgusting,

1492
01:08:43,680 --> 01:08:47,080
Speaker 1: inappropriate at Walmart. Though, what are you protecting there?

1493
01:08:47,120 --> 01:08:50,120
Speaker 4: What image are you trying to display at Walmart?

1494
01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:54,320
Speaker 1: Again? Walmart managers? Throw them into the pit, dude, a

1495
01:08:54,439 --> 01:08:56,559
Speaker 1: pit that we put the people in kit just put

1496
01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:59,240
Speaker 1: them in there. They better have gotten fired after that comment.

1497
01:08:59,280 --> 01:09:02,639
Speaker 1: That's insane. I responded with, unless you're going to cover

1498
01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:04,800
Speaker 1: my dental insurance or pay my bill for the visit,

1499
01:09:04,920 --> 01:09:07,960
Speaker 1: I can't afford to go to There's nothing I can do.

1500
01:09:08,160 --> 01:09:09,880
Speaker 1: She then proceeds to tell me if I don't get

1501
01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:12,240
Speaker 1: them fixed, I would be fired. She's just making up

1502
01:09:12,240 --> 01:09:14,680
Speaker 1: her own rules over here, I think she is. I

1503
01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:16,920
Speaker 1: told her, if this is the case, I need all

1504
01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:19,400
Speaker 1: of this conversation to be included in said right up,

1505
01:09:19,520 --> 01:09:22,000
Speaker 1: and she did. I was twenty one at the time.

1506
01:09:22,120 --> 01:09:24,439
Speaker 1: I'm now thirty six and know a lot better than

1507
01:09:24,439 --> 01:09:27,880
Speaker 1: to let any workplace say or do anything like this again. Yeah,

1508
01:09:27,920 --> 01:09:29,920
Speaker 1: I would have been like, oh, what did you just say?

1509
01:09:30,320 --> 01:09:33,479
Speaker 1: That's interesting. I think I'll be contacting our regional manager

1510
01:09:33,640 --> 01:09:36,639
Speaker 1: to discuss. Ye the way that you know the store

1511
01:09:36,720 --> 01:09:38,719
Speaker 1: level managers are interacting with their employees.

1512
01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:41,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, get it in the right up and

1513
01:09:41,560 --> 01:09:44,400
Speaker 2: then bring that right up to whoever's above this manager.

1514
01:09:44,479 --> 01:09:47,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's like, I'm writing you up. You're disgusting. Yeah,

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01:09:47,720 --> 01:09:50,280
Speaker 1: you're just like gross and ugly. No one should be

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01:09:50,320 --> 01:09:53,320
Speaker 1: allowed to see if someone talks to you, you say

1517
01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:55,920
Speaker 1: nothing and you point to someone else. You're not allowed

1518
01:09:55,960 --> 01:09:58,599
Speaker 1: to open your mouth anymore when you work fire. And

1519
01:09:58,680 --> 01:10:01,160
Speaker 1: here's one from one of our there is Natalie no Lay,

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01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:11,439
Speaker 1: I knew that name. Oh my goodness. A guy. There

1521
01:10:11,479 --> 01:10:15,200
Speaker 1: was a breaking bad individual who odeed and passed away

1522
01:10:15,240 --> 01:10:17,960
Speaker 1: in the washroom just right off the bat right out

1523
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:21,280
Speaker 1: of the gate. Yep, my manager who found his body,

1524
01:10:21,400 --> 01:10:24,000
Speaker 1: ended up with severe PTSD and left soon after in

1525
01:10:24,040 --> 01:10:29,000
Speaker 1: twenty nineteen. Wow, that's actually insane. My god, that's the

1526
01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:31,400
Speaker 1: first manager I felt bad for in these stories.

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01:10:31,479 --> 01:10:36,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, that manager deserves to go home on a different reason.

1528
01:10:37,080 --> 01:10:39,280
Speaker 1: I think that's a full blown career change.

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01:10:39,080 --> 01:10:42,240
Speaker 2: Deserves to go home and get therapy, not because of

1530
01:10:42,560 --> 01:10:43,640
Speaker 2: a false refund.

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01:10:43,760 --> 01:10:47,439
Speaker 1: Dred four also one of our own. I have so

1532
01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:50,160
Speaker 1: many stories from Walmart after working there since twenty thirteen,

1533
01:10:50,320 --> 01:10:54,439
Speaker 1: some funny and some tear jerkers interesting. One story that

1534
01:10:54,600 --> 01:10:56,920
Speaker 1: sticks is I was a cashier at the time. I'm

1535
01:10:56,960 --> 01:10:59,840
Speaker 1: ringing up this woman's groceries. I start with three cartons

1536
01:10:59,880 --> 01:11:02,400
Speaker 1: of orange juice at one dollar each. The customer sees

1537
01:11:02,439 --> 01:11:04,479
Speaker 1: the running total and saw that it was three twenty five,

1538
01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:07,240
Speaker 1: and she stops me and asks, why is it three

1539
01:11:07,360 --> 01:11:10,679
Speaker 1: twenty five? They're supposed to be a dollar each, angrily,

1540
01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:14,599
Speaker 1: And then I responded, it's the tax. Like it's that's

1541
01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:20,000
Speaker 1: tax tax. Why are you charging me tax? It's food.

1542
01:11:20,439 --> 01:11:25,160
Speaker 1: You don't charge tax on food, which, by the way, yes,

1543
01:11:25,240 --> 01:11:29,120
Speaker 1: sales tax nine percent comes the state. Me dumbfounded, I said,

1544
01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:32,720
Speaker 1: there are some food products that are taxed, y'all. It

1545
01:11:32,760 --> 01:11:36,800
Speaker 1: took two managers to explain to this woman that some

1546
01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:39,680
Speaker 1: food charges tax. I was ringing up the rest of

1547
01:11:39,720 --> 01:11:42,360
Speaker 1: the stuff. None of her other food charged tax. She

1548
01:11:42,439 --> 01:11:44,559
Speaker 1: bought a big bag of dog food that had more

1549
01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:46,719
Speaker 1: tax on it than the orange juice. She didn't complain

1550
01:11:46,760 --> 01:11:49,400
Speaker 1: about that. She stopped complaining when she saw that this

1551
01:11:49,520 --> 01:11:52,160
Speaker 1: wasn't going anywhere. She goes to pay and she uses

1552
01:11:52,200 --> 01:11:54,240
Speaker 1: an EBT card For those who don't know, if you're

1553
01:11:54,280 --> 01:11:57,000
Speaker 1: paying with a food stamp card, tax is eliminated from

1554
01:11:57,000 --> 01:12:01,320
Speaker 1: the total during the payment process. This woman was complaining

1555
01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:05,280
Speaker 1: about a quarter that she didn't need to pay. Be patient,

1556
01:12:05,360 --> 01:12:10,559
Speaker 1: my guy, Be patient. Yummy, yummy. I love people who

1557
01:12:10,600 --> 01:12:12,960
Speaker 1: are dumb. I eat it up all day long. Num

1558
01:12:13,040 --> 01:12:17,479
Speaker 1: num numb, numb, give me the slop, num numb. I

1559
01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:22,320
Speaker 1: subsist on idiocy. We have another comment from awesome Ashley.

1560
01:12:22,920 --> 01:12:29,519
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, all of our people in Yeah. I

1561
01:12:29,640 --> 01:12:32,880
Speaker 1: was working at TAJE and about to finish my probationary

1562
01:12:32,920 --> 01:12:35,280
Speaker 1: period when I was pulled into management office and asked

1563
01:12:35,280 --> 01:12:37,479
Speaker 1: a bunch of questions about when I had taken my

1564
01:12:37,640 --> 01:12:40,040
Speaker 1: break in time I had spent in the break room

1565
01:12:40,160 --> 01:12:43,320
Speaker 1: and then sent back to work. Well, during my next shift,

1566
01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:45,240
Speaker 1: I was pulled into the office again, but there was

1567
01:12:45,280 --> 01:12:47,920
Speaker 1: a police officer there as well. They proceeded to tell

1568
01:12:47,960 --> 01:12:51,000
Speaker 1: me that they had me on camera stealing a wallet

1569
01:12:51,040 --> 01:12:53,800
Speaker 1: out of a locker in the employee locker room. Keeping

1570
01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:56,200
Speaker 1: in mind that I had within the last few years

1571
01:12:56,240 --> 01:12:59,280
Speaker 1: suffered a severe brain injury and was still healing. So

1572
01:12:59,360 --> 01:13:01,880
Speaker 1: I tell them that I don't remember doing this, and

1573
01:13:01,920 --> 01:13:04,679
Speaker 1: being terrified that I was maybe blacking out or something.

1574
01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:07,080
Speaker 1: So they convinced me to go back to my home

1575
01:13:07,120 --> 01:13:09,800
Speaker 1: to find the wallet so it could be returned, and

1576
01:13:09,840 --> 01:13:11,760
Speaker 1: if I did, I could keep my job. So I'm

1577
01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:14,360
Speaker 1: freaking out and I think that maybe there's something wrong

1578
01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:16,559
Speaker 1: with my brain and I'm missing time and doing things

1579
01:13:16,560 --> 01:13:18,760
Speaker 1: that I'm not aware of. But They've got me convinced

1580
01:13:18,760 --> 01:13:20,880
Speaker 1: that they watched me steal something on camera. So I'm

1581
01:13:20,880 --> 01:13:23,559
Speaker 1: searching everywhere, but I can't find the wallet. So then

1582
01:13:23,560 --> 01:13:25,680
Speaker 1: the police come to the house and arrested me and

1583
01:13:25,800 --> 01:13:29,280
Speaker 1: took me to jail. What my bet is that this

1584
01:13:29,479 --> 01:13:32,400
Speaker 1: was your wallet? Right? Maybe they just got confused and

1585
01:13:32,439 --> 01:13:34,799
Speaker 1: you open your own locker and stole your own wallet.

1586
01:13:34,960 --> 01:13:38,080
Speaker 2: Honestly, I could see that happening. Do you want to

1587
01:13:38,200 --> 01:13:41,200
Speaker 2: lay that is so insane. I need to see the video.

1588
01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:44,000
Speaker 1: I need to see close ups on the face, close

1589
01:13:44,120 --> 01:13:45,080
Speaker 1: ups on the wallets.

1590
01:13:45,439 --> 01:13:47,080
Speaker 4: What does it look like, what do I look like?

1591
01:13:47,320 --> 01:13:49,640
Speaker 1: I need it all? What's going on? Okay? I was

1592
01:13:49,680 --> 01:13:52,000
Speaker 1: bailed out the next day by my mom, and we

1593
01:13:52,040 --> 01:13:54,519
Speaker 1: spent the next six months in court just trying to

1594
01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:58,360
Speaker 1: get the video. When we got the video, it showed nothing. Ooh,

1595
01:13:58,439 --> 01:14:01,439
Speaker 1: I need to sue the pants off of Tarja. Oh

1596
01:14:01,560 --> 01:14:03,880
Speaker 1: my god, Oh my god. And then my lawyer got

1597
01:14:03,880 --> 01:14:06,559
Speaker 1: a phone call supposedly from the person whose wallet was

1598
01:14:06,600 --> 01:14:09,759
Speaker 1: stolen that I had given it back, and then everything

1599
01:14:09,840 --> 01:14:13,400
Speaker 1: just went away except I never gave anything back to anybody.

1600
01:14:13,439 --> 01:14:16,000
Speaker 1: I don't even know who had their wallet stolen. And

1601
01:14:16,040 --> 01:14:19,719
Speaker 1: that is the end of that story. What you had,

1602
01:14:19,800 --> 01:14:22,280
Speaker 1: You were taken to jail and you had to pay

1603
01:14:22,400 --> 01:14:24,799
Speaker 1: bail for a false charge.

1604
01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:27,920
Speaker 2: So it was a boom person. You don't know whose

1605
01:14:27,960 --> 01:14:30,360
Speaker 2: wallet it was. And then the wallet was returned to

1606
01:14:30,360 --> 01:14:31,840
Speaker 2: that person and that was on video.

1607
01:14:32,040 --> 01:14:34,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god. No, you need to I don't know

1608
01:14:34,200 --> 01:14:36,360
Speaker 1: if you did or tried, but you need to find

1609
01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:39,760
Speaker 1: somebody who wants to sue Wall. Now, sue Target for you.

1610
01:14:39,920 --> 01:14:42,439
Speaker 1: Do it. Now we have you on video doing nothing.

1611
01:14:42,520 --> 01:14:43,920
Speaker 1: You're also under arrest.

1612
01:14:43,760 --> 01:14:45,960
Speaker 2: Because now you've spent so much money in like legal

1613
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:49,360
Speaker 2: fees and everything, and then also being from your job.

1614
01:14:49,560 --> 01:14:51,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, there is no lawsuit to be had.

1615
01:14:51,680 --> 01:14:55,160
Speaker 2: What so I don't understand so they had How did

1616
01:14:55,160 --> 01:14:57,120
Speaker 2: they get a video of you taking a wallet and

1617
01:14:57,120 --> 01:14:58,200
Speaker 2: then returning the wallet?

1618
01:14:58,280 --> 01:15:01,120
Speaker 1: And that, folks, is a lesson. Don't work for TAJ.

1619
01:15:01,439 --> 01:15:04,400
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Don't do it. Wow. That is the end though.

1620
01:15:04,600 --> 01:15:07,280
Speaker 1: That is the end of our Walmart stories, finishing it

1621
01:15:07,320 --> 01:15:10,280
Speaker 1: out with a Tarja one, the end of our crazy

1622
01:15:10,320 --> 01:15:13,120
Speaker 1: retail stories and the end of this episode and the

1623
01:15:13,280 --> 01:15:18,200
Speaker 1: end of the stream. We have some milestones, Jazzy, you've

1624
01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:20,880
Speaker 1: been remember for eleven months. When I worked customer service

1625
01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:22,639
Speaker 1: at Low's, we used to get people who would try

1626
01:15:22,640 --> 01:15:24,840
Speaker 1: to return home depot items and our manager would give

1627
01:15:24,880 --> 01:15:25,479
Speaker 1: store credit.

1628
01:15:25,520 --> 01:15:28,920
Speaker 3: What these are like? Worst managers ever?

1629
01:15:29,120 --> 01:15:34,200
Speaker 1: Yeah? Managers? Why? God? Well that was a fun way

1630
01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:38,479
Speaker 1: to end it. I was crazy, dude. So if you

1631
01:15:38,560 --> 01:15:41,519
Speaker 1: love us, make sure you subscribe. We love you and

1632
01:15:41,960 --> 01:15:42,920
Speaker 1: see you tomorrow.