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Speaker 2: It's only films to be buried with. Hello, and welcome
Speaker 2: to films to be buried with. My name is Brett Goldstein.
Speaker 2: I'm a comedian, an actor, a writer, a director, a
Speaker 2: rogue wave, and I love films. As Jenna Wortham once said,
Speaker 2: the future is shaped by those who refuse to give up,
Speaker 2: which is why when people say they can't understand Lost Highway,
Speaker 2: I forced them to watch it over and over again
Speaker 2: until they finally get it. Every week I invite a
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Speaker 2: the most previous guests include Kevin Smith, Barry Jenkins, Sharon Stone,
Speaker 2: and even Bed Ambles. But this week we have the
Speaker 2: brilliant actor, comedian, and.
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Speaker 2: Brett Goldstein, so Urshula Carson, What's a Funny One? You
Speaker 2: might know her from her Netflix special Overqualified Loser, or
Speaker 2: from her podcast That's Enough Already, or you might have
Speaker 2: seen her in Amy Schumer's hilarious romcom Kind of Pregnant,
Speaker 2: which is on Netflix. She's about to go on tour
Speaker 2: in the US and Canada in May and June with
Speaker 2: a new show called Just Jokes. I met Ashuda for
Speaker 2: the first time on Zoom recording. Is She's so funny?
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Speaker 2: I very much hope you enjoy Episode three hundred and
Speaker 2: forty of Films to be Buried With, Hello, and welcome
Speaker 2: to Films to be Buried With. It is I Brett Goldstein,
Speaker 2: and I am joined today by an actor, a stand
Speaker 2: up a panelist, a taskmasterer, a memoirrist, a a international
Speaker 2: comedy festival colorist, a guest judge on a drag race
Speaker 2: down underst a Guy mont Spelling best, a hero, a legend,
Speaker 2: a absolute standout banger. In the Netflix film Kind Of pregnant.
Speaker 2: She's a hero and a superstar, and she's here with us,
Speaker 2: now here she is. Please welcome to the show. It's
Speaker 2: the brilliant as Carson.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Well, well, I'm exhausted, no wonder, I'm tired.
Speaker 4: I need a fucking break.
Speaker 1: I'm for you've been at it, I have, I have?
Speaker 3: Can I just say because I don't, I want to.
Speaker 3: I want to manage people's expectations. Yeah, because you know,
Speaker 3: the spelling community, it's a specific community of people who
Speaker 3: love spelling and who has a passion for for I
Speaker 3: did the worst on every spelling sheolf ever. Just I
Speaker 3: want to put that out there. I want people to
Speaker 3: go look it up online.
Speaker 1: I didn't know there was more than one spelling show.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Weirdly I have failed. That's three.
Speaker 1: You're big in the spelling community.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, but I think they put me in there,
Speaker 3: just set me up.
Speaker 1: To file right.
Speaker 4: Yeah. It's not a strength. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Those fuckers also giving me big, big words, and then
Speaker 3: the guy next to me gets spelled four like what
Speaker 3: that in a minute?
Speaker 4: That's not right, that's not fair.
Speaker 1: Yeah. When I find these people, I'm going to kill them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm going to help you. Yeah, Yeah, this
Speaker 3: guy Montgomery, We're going to find him. What's your Nutsky
Speaker 3: would come afore you, bro?
Speaker 1: What's your nuts guy, and not your nuts the rest
Speaker 1: of you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, punch you in your non existent tests because
Speaker 3: you know he's a runner, so he scored. He's got
Speaker 3: absolutely nothing out there. Yeah, we've never met. No, we haven't,
Speaker 3: but I'm very excited to meet you.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm very excited to meet you.
Speaker 4: I've heard a lot about you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you are so funny.
Speaker 2: I watched kind of Pregnant, and you in kind of
Speaker 2: Pregnant is like the most hardcore version of someone coming
Speaker 2: in as funny character. You can be funny, go and
Speaker 2: be funny. You come in your very first line, it's
Speaker 2: like issues here is a comedy superstuff, so funny, every
Speaker 2: single line, every moment of you in that film, you're
Speaker 2: just like bang bang bang, it's mad.
Speaker 4: Do you know what? I think?
Speaker 3: The thing with that movie is because the director, Tyler Spandell,
Speaker 3: is a stand up or as a stand up background,
Speaker 3: That's how he started. And so because I'm not responsible
Speaker 3: for the arc of the storyline like I can, just
Speaker 3: so every time I'm in her he goes just going nuts.
Speaker 3: Just say whatever you think your character would say. And
Speaker 3: I mean, as a stand up, isn't that the best
Speaker 3: gift anyone can give you? Go you're a funny fucker
Speaker 3: be that. Yeah, okay, I think every line in that movie,
Speaker 3: except for two sentences that I say, one with ol
Speaker 3: Packer and the other one fuck, I can't even remember.
Speaker 3: Those are the only two lines that's from the script.
Speaker 3: The rest is all stuff that he just got go nuts.
Speaker 3: And the same with Amy. Amy would in the office
Speaker 3: where I go, you know, like people can see my passion.
Speaker 3: I show up at the house, I show up at
Speaker 3: the mama's house, I say.
Speaker 4: All of that.
Speaker 3: Like, I had one line in that office. It was
Speaker 3: just such a short thing to film that day. And
Speaker 3: then Amy would just start throwing shit out at me,
Speaker 3: and I was like, Okay, I guess we're doing this,
Speaker 3: like and it was so much fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, great, Well it's a real, real gift, A real
Speaker 2: star is a right type performance. And you're touring you're
Speaker 2: touring with yeah people that did my talk correct?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: No, No, you're touring with the people who've been doing
Speaker 3: mighty because I've been touring with them since twenty and eleven.
Speaker 4: Since when have you been touring with.
Speaker 1: Well, then thank you for letting me have them for
Speaker 1: a bit.
Speaker 3: I was the one that fixed them for you. I
Speaker 3: was shocking. Yeah, they was shocking when I just got them.
Speaker 3: You know, like, we've got no guys. We need if
Speaker 3: you need a ship, we need to go find a toilet.
Speaker 3: You can't just shit here, you know, like, and I
Speaker 3: sort of I trained them to be the humans that
Speaker 3: they are now.
Speaker 1: So everywhere we went other than Brooklyn and there was
Speaker 1: always a toilet.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you so thank you. Yeah you're obviously obviously
Speaker 5: not in Brooklyn. But no, no, but I mean you
Speaker 5: wouldn't notice. You wouldn't notice.
Speaker 1: How so do you tour? How many tours have you
Speaker 1: done that you love it?
Speaker 4: I haven't missed the year.
Speaker 3: I write a new show every year, and I started
Speaker 3: touring in two thousand and nine. Wow, every single year
Speaker 3: I do a tour. I mean they're not they weren't
Speaker 3: always being. I used to do all the comedy festivals
Speaker 3: and then after like four years, I'm like, hang on
Speaker 3: a minute, there's a way to do this without giving
Speaker 3: away your money, you know, because the festivals take a
Speaker 3: big chunk of it. I'm like, hang on a minute,
Speaker 3: and now the only festival I still do is Melbourne
Speaker 3: Comedy Festival.
Speaker 4: I'm their biggest seller.
Speaker 3: So I think if I don't, if I don't do it,
Speaker 3: I'm scared the festival is gonna cave in.
Speaker 1: Carrying that festival on your shoulders.
Speaker 3: It's like it's community service, right, That's what it is.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm such a bitch in so many other
Speaker 3: ways that I'm like, I need to do this one
Speaker 3: good thing, you know, that'll sort of, yeah, balance it
Speaker 3: out for everything else.
Speaker 4: No, And I like, I like spending lots of the
Speaker 4: time in.
Speaker 5: Melbourne and you're in Auckland at the moment. Correct, Yeah,
Speaker 5: I'm at home, that's where you live. Yeah, I'll give
Speaker 5: you my full address. I welcome stalkers. Yeah, okay, cool,
Speaker 5: I would put myself on that list.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, come on, come on, like, and I know
Speaker 3: petrol is expensive, so I'll give petrol vouchers, you know.
Speaker 4: Anyway, come around.
Speaker 2: So you were just doing you just did the big
Speaker 2: sort of promo tour for this film kind of package. Yeah,
Speaker 2: is this forgive me for not knowing? Is this the
Speaker 2: first time you've done something on that scale? Yeah, it
Speaker 2: is right, I mean.
Speaker 3: I've done two Netflix specials, but the one was part
Speaker 3: of Comedians of the World, so it was only half
Speaker 3: an hour. They didn't really do any promotions for that.
Speaker 3: And then My one hour came out in twenty twenty
Speaker 3: July twenty twenty, so when the whole world was a lockdown, which.
Speaker 4: Is good in a sense, like I had a.
Speaker 3: Captive audience heaves when people watched it, because what else
Speaker 3: are you going to watch? You know, we all finished
Speaker 3: porn in the first week and they're like, what do
Speaker 3: we do now? Yeah, I mean, you know, we were
Speaker 3: whacking off to genres that I'm like, I'm not really
Speaker 3: into this, but all right, you know, you got to
Speaker 3: test yourself, you know, see if you can stay full.
Speaker 2: Because also there is the feeling of what I'm never
Speaker 2: going to have to look at another human being again,
Speaker 2: so exactly no, no, shame, exactly shame.
Speaker 4: You know, and pans are already.
Speaker 1: Off, so yeah, yeah, yeah, it's very hot in the house,
Speaker 1: no point where.
Speaker 3: Also you want to save your clothes and you're washing detergent.
Speaker 3: You don't know what if we're run out of that.
Speaker 3: We ran out of toilet paper, you know, we could
Speaker 3: easily have run out of clothes and fabric soft and stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, so how was this big old promotional
Speaker 1: tour for this? How do you find it?
Speaker 3: This was quite a lot actually, Like when I so,
Speaker 3: you know, I think because I live in New Zealand,
Speaker 3: so we're five million people, that's the amount of people
Speaker 3: that line up at a Starbucks, you know, so in
Speaker 3: the States. So when the very first morning, like I
Speaker 3: arrived the night before, the next morning, I had breakfast
Speaker 3: TV and I'm like, I don't even know how many
Speaker 3: people watch this show, but I can't think about that.
Speaker 3: I just thought, I'm just going to be myself. And
Speaker 3: also because like I was divvied up with actresses, so
Speaker 3: I didn't go on with Amy. Whenever I was on
Speaker 3: a show with Amy, it was good because her and
Speaker 3: I could bounce off each other. But the actresses don't
Speaker 3: just talk by themselves like comics can just talk.
Speaker 4: You know. Yeah, we're like, oh is this dead air?
Speaker 4: I'm in it.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna take care of this, this silence. Don't worry
Speaker 3: about a thing.
Speaker 4: But actresses wait politely to answer a question.
Speaker 3: So when I dive it up with them, I'm like, well,
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna as soon as it sounds like I
Speaker 3: need to take charge as a conversation.
Speaker 4: I'm just going to do it.
Speaker 3: So I had a great time on all the talk
Speaker 3: shows and breakfast TV, and you know, I'm like, wow,
Speaker 3: this is great. And also there's such a well oiled machine.
Speaker 3: And I guess because in Australia and New Zealand, I
Speaker 3: kind of know all the hosts, I know all the
Speaker 3: you know, I go do it. Yeah, But then there
Speaker 3: I was like, well, they don't know. They don't know
Speaker 3: what to expect from me. And after I did the
Speaker 3: Sherry Show, but all of us and Amy is quite
Speaker 3: generous and sort of setting me up, like she knows
Speaker 3: if we've already had a funny conversation, then she'll set
Speaker 3: it up on the show. So she just kind of
Speaker 3: popped it up. And then after like Sherry is laughing
Speaker 3: so much, she goes, I don't know if America is
Speaker 3: ready for you. I'm like, well, strappy, I don't. It's
Speaker 3: common anyway.
Speaker 2: You know what's going to happen then what you're gonna
Speaker 2: do now if your dominated, I don't know what you're
Speaker 2: going to use your powers for evil or good?
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I'm really I'm ready I mean,
Speaker 3: I think I glean more to evil, you know, mainly
Speaker 3: because most people are like you know, I just want
Speaker 3: to be positive.
Speaker 4: I think, Okay, this is my goal, and.
Speaker 3: I think everyone really has this in the back of
Speaker 3: their heads, like we all say we don't, but we do.
Speaker 3: I want to be nominated for a big award, right,
Speaker 3: But it's not good enough to be nominated. I want
Speaker 3: to win that fucker, right, Like people go, it's enough
Speaker 3: to be nominated.
Speaker 4: No, it isn't. What the fuck like, I'm not a
Speaker 4: participant like I want to win. I want to go
Speaker 4: and I want to win.
Speaker 3: And then in my acceptance speech, I'm just gonna well
Speaker 3: you're left to wait and see.
Speaker 4: But I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna not use.
Speaker 3: That speech for good like people always go, you know,
Speaker 3: how we can change the world.
Speaker 4: This is this beach that's going to go viral. I'm
Speaker 4: not here for that.
Speaker 1: What are you going to like, worship Satan or what
Speaker 1: you're thinking?
Speaker 3: No, I mean it's because it's about me and and
Speaker 3: my award. What the fuck am I sharing? You know
Speaker 3: what other people should do with their lives. I don't
Speaker 3: give a ship.
Speaker 2: Would you do so You're not going to be like
Speaker 2: telling the other nominees that you respect them. You're going
Speaker 2: to say like, suck it.
Speaker 3: I was yeah, yeah, I mean they know that because
Speaker 3: they're not on there I am.
Speaker 4: And also, you know, sometimes they go, we are all winners.
Speaker 4: No we're not. We're not. We're just not as people.
Speaker 3: It's like everyone is beautiful, they're not. I've seen some
Speaker 3: ugly fucking people. Not everyone is beautiful.
Speaker 2: This is how you win, because now people are going
Speaker 2: to want to hear this speech. Yeah, are you also
Speaker 2: gonna sort of put some plans in place? Or is
Speaker 2: it just sort of telling people to fuck off and
Speaker 2: that they're not good enough? Will it also be like
Speaker 2: and now I'm running for you know, I send it?
Speaker 5: Or no?
Speaker 4: I never want to do that, right, I never want
Speaker 4: to do.
Speaker 3: You know what, when people actually find out what politicians
Speaker 3: get paid.
Speaker 4: It's not that much.
Speaker 1: Not worth it.
Speaker 3: It's not worth it for the amount of shit you
Speaker 3: have to take online. You know, someone comes with me,
Speaker 3: like just this morning, I had a guy say to me,
Speaker 3: I bet you were one of those people who were
Speaker 3: into medical segregation during COVID, and I just went, you
Speaker 3: bet your ass. I was, yeah, stay the fuck at home.
Speaker 3: I was one of those people stay at home. I
Speaker 3: stayed the fuck at home. I want you to stay
Speaker 3: the fuck at home so that when I do break
Speaker 3: the rules and drive around, I don't want to see
Speaker 3: your ass in the street. I just want to enjoy
Speaker 3: the quiet, you know. So yeah, I was, I am pro.
Speaker 3: I am pro staying the fuck at home. And you
Speaker 3: know what if they if they bring that in and
Speaker 3: we all get three months off again, yeah, I'll.
Speaker 4: Be into that again.
Speaker 2: You'll be out breaking the rules. But as long as
Speaker 2: you want everyone else to. Yeah, I get that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I if you know the rules, you can
Speaker 4: break it.
Speaker 3: Like I know for a fact, I'm not going to
Speaker 3: go near anyone else because I don't want to.
Speaker 1: You don't know people no.
Speaker 3: No, no, no no no, or you know, like do
Speaker 3: people ever come up to you and go.
Speaker 4: Can I give you a hug?
Speaker 1: Occasionally?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I get that all the time.
Speaker 3: So my ex wife, she used to go, you're too approachable,
Speaker 3: you're too friendly. People go, I'm shopping. I'm in the supermarket.
Speaker 3: I've got rice in the one arm and a box
Speaker 3: of tampons and the other. This is obviously a few
Speaker 3: years ago. And then people go just come up to
Speaker 3: me and go, can I give you a hug? And
Speaker 3: I'm like, I actually got my arm hands full, you know,
Speaker 3: because you don't take the basket. Do you think you're
Speaker 3: just there for bread and milk? And then before you
Speaker 3: know you're carrying, you know, four hundred dollars worth of groceries.
Speaker 3: And now I've got to hug a stranger.
Speaker 1: What do you do?
Speaker 3: Really, I don't want to hug the stranger. I always
Speaker 3: hug them, but I don't want to. In my head,
Speaker 3: I'm like, I wish this wasn't happening to me.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I do in that. It's a
Speaker 1: big ask. It's awkward market.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because people they don't care. They never paint that
Speaker 3: picture of like, oh she was shared a hands full,
Speaker 3: shared her two kids with her her. You know, they
Speaker 3: don't say that, They just go. I met Urshla Carlson once.
Speaker 3: I asked her for a hug and she said no.
Speaker 3: But they don't paint the full picture, like and I
Speaker 3: was enjossed the best, you know, I was in my overalls,
Speaker 3: I had some paint stains on me. I smelled like
Speaker 3: old coffee and urine. They don't say that. They don't
Speaker 3: say they don't paint their full picture.
Speaker 1: The coffee connected.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you know, Auckland's quite humid, so it sort
Speaker 3: of compresses and it gets quite woofy, like you can
Speaker 3: smell people, You can smell like, oh like yesterday, just
Speaker 3: yes that I went to the farmer's market, and yeah,
Speaker 3: I do vaccinate, but I also enjoy a farmer's market.
Speaker 4: I'm one of the vaccinated ones at the farmer's market.
Speaker 3: So anyway, I as we left, it started to rain,
Speaker 3: so then we hopped in the car. So I've got
Speaker 3: my two kids, and then one of them had a
Speaker 3: play date, and the playdate grabbed his jumper from in
Speaker 3: the car.
Speaker 4: You know, the warm jersey whatever you call it, wherever
Speaker 4: you live.
Speaker 3: Whatever you call that thing when you're getting a bit
Speaker 3: cold and then you've got to put it on your
Speaker 3: body to heat yourself up. We call it a jumper,
Speaker 3: a jersey, whatever the fuck that is. That's what he grabbed.
Speaker 3: But his mum obviously let the washing set moists on
Speaker 3: top of each other, and then that humidity from the
Speaker 3: Raine just brought that pong.
Speaker 4: Of rotten washing out.
Speaker 3: Oh grace, I know, it was so yark I'm like
Speaker 3: take that off, and he goes, I'm cold.
Speaker 4: I'm like, take it off. I'm gonna throw it out
Speaker 4: the window.
Speaker 3: But see that that's what happens in a humid human environment.
Speaker 3: Like people don't think about that. They come up to
Speaker 3: you and they start talking right in your face. You
Speaker 3: had a coffee like forty five minutes ago. I'm like,
Speaker 3: a I'm like a dog at the airport. I can
Speaker 3: sniff all that shit out. I've got a really good smell,
Speaker 3: which is a problem.
Speaker 2: You know, the whole day just from smelling him. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you all that thing tells a story?
Speaker 4: Yes, very rarely is it a good story.
Speaker 1: I know someone who has no sense of smell.
Speaker 4: My mom's one of them. It's discussed.
Speaker 2: I know your mum, and I've thought of all the
Speaker 2: senses to lose. Surely that's the best one because there's
Speaker 2: not much where you're like, I'd say the chances of
Speaker 2: a bad smell is far higher than a good spell,
Speaker 2: Am I right?
Speaker 4: That's right? But also I guess can you imagine if
Speaker 4: you were blind? I don't well.
Speaker 3: I mean the thing is because my mom can't smell,
Speaker 3: so she always goes.
Speaker 4: You have to tell me if I stink, and.
Speaker 3: Now my brother and I have been it's almost like
Speaker 3: out Yeah, it's like it's like, you know, we were
Speaker 3: raised by a blind, you know, deaf mute basically. But
Speaker 3: I can smell a shit three blocks away. I'm like,
Speaker 3: someone didn't pick up their dog shit. I can, Honestly,
Speaker 3: my sense of smell is off the rector scoll. Then
Speaker 3: my mom's like, do I smell? And then she comes
Speaker 3: up to me, and now you know, I love my mom.
Speaker 3: This is the woman who had three kids before she
Speaker 3: was twenty. You know, she's gone through a lot, But
Speaker 3: now why do I have.
Speaker 4: To go through a lot?
Speaker 1: Because then she comes at me, Yeah, you've got a sniffer.
Speaker 3: Now I know I have to sniff her and to
Speaker 3: make up for the fact she tries. Then she goes
Speaker 3: the other way. So I've said to her, I go,
Speaker 3: don't buy perfume. Let me buy perfume for you, because
Speaker 3: you don't know what you're getting. And then she buys
Speaker 3: that perfume that older woman like to wear, and when
Speaker 3: they give you a hug at transfers onto your clothing
Speaker 3: and then you have to set fire to that outfit
Speaker 3: because you can never get that smell off, and that
Speaker 3: smell is so rank. It's like musk and old camel pussy.
Speaker 3: I don't know how.
Speaker 1: To like it.
Speaker 4: It just sits there in your nostrils.
Speaker 3: And you know what, You can never have an affair
Speaker 3: with a woman who wears perfume like that because everyone
Speaker 3: will go, oh, you fuck Letty, didn't you.
Speaker 4: My mum's name's Letty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when your mom says, when lady says smell me,
Speaker 2: do you specifically go umpit armpit?
Speaker 4: But no, I never smell no, No, I don't. I don't.
Speaker 3: I always just go, you smell Graylet just go, you
Speaker 3: smell gray. But then I mean, she's always because she's
Speaker 3: so careful because she can't smell. She like showers twice
Speaker 3: a day. She always, you know, and she's she's in
Speaker 3: she's in a toll can powder phase of life. So
Speaker 3: there's always that whiff of talcum powder and that French
Speaker 3: perfume that wafts the whole. It can be minus forty
Speaker 3: degrees and always drive with the window open with her.
Speaker 3: She thinks I suffer from hot flushes from there ages
Speaker 3: seven true, Just like yeah, because I just need that
Speaker 3: smell out of the car because she puts so much perfume,
Speaker 3: so much to try and counter.
Speaker 1: She never had a sense of smell.
Speaker 3: No, and she she has the palette of a seven
Speaker 3: year old. She's like, this side is great. I'm like,
Speaker 3: it's that that stuff that the kids like, you know,
Speaker 3: like red drink and all that really condensed flavors in
Speaker 3: a you know, and whatever the kids eat, she eats.
Speaker 3: It's disgusting. She doesn't appreciate good food. Get your rank.
Speaker 3: My mum never listens to podcasts, So we can discuss freely.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we can talk about letty sweet sweet lovely letter.
Speaker 1: She spells like a baby, so much taw kind of
Speaker 1: spells like an old baby.
Speaker 4: Can I tell you something about the tail compowder?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Please.
Speaker 3: So my brother had issues with drugs, like I think
Speaker 3: everyone's brother had a stint with you know, drugs, assume
Speaker 3: you know. Anyway, my mom uses the tele compowder. So
Speaker 3: then one Mother's Day we're all at my mom's and
Speaker 3: he's sort of peeking, you know at this. I don't
Speaker 3: know who goes high to mother's stay, but anyway, then
Speaker 3: after it, after Mother's Day, I call him. I go,
Speaker 3: you know, of all the days not to show up
Speaker 3: high at mom's house. Mother's Day is one of the days,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 4: I'm not. I don't know if you'd put it in
Speaker 4: your calendar.
Speaker 3: Well, the day not to show up high as a
Speaker 3: fucking kite, as Mother's say, and her birthday the other
Speaker 3: days go for gold.
Speaker 4: And he goes, I wasn't the only one that was.
Speaker 3: Hi there, I go, yes, you were, and he goes,
Speaker 3: I went to the bathroom and someone had done cocaine
Speaker 3: on the toilet seat.
Speaker 4: Because there was still some cocaine.
Speaker 3: I said, no, one is fucking doing cocaine off the toil,
Speaker 3: let's see, and he goes, I saw the powder and
Speaker 3: I checked it and it was cokaine.
Speaker 4: That's mum's talcum powder out of her knickers.
Speaker 3: You tested, you tasted pussy powder off a toilet seat,
Speaker 3: Just say, you know that's what you were rubbing on
Speaker 3: your gums.
Speaker 4: If that is a rock bottom, I don't know what
Speaker 4: the fuck is.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: But the good news is it turns out he's not
Speaker 2: actually into drugs the whole time. He's just been taking
Speaker 2: taco pattering for it was drugs. Yeah, yeah, he's fucking
Speaker 2: old lady. Yes, I've forgotten to tell you something, Tell
Speaker 2: me something. Oh my god, I can't believe I forgot this.
Speaker 2: I should have said this up top. I'll just say it.
Speaker 2: You've died, You're dead, Oh yeah, I have. Yeah, how
Speaker 2: did you die?
Speaker 4: Probably by running my mouth. That's why. That's how I reckon.
Speaker 3: I go because I cannot shut the fuck up about
Speaker 3: stuff that's not right so much that might Stirrup bought
Speaker 3: me a reflective vest for Christmas, which I think is overstepping,
Speaker 3: but she bought me this reflective vest, and she said,
Speaker 3: because I like to police people, I'll set the scene.
Speaker 4: This is how I die. Okay.
Speaker 3: If I walk at the airport and there's a big
Speaker 3: group of people just standing in the middle of the
Speaker 3: fucking walkway, I walk past, and then I always go,
Speaker 3: what a great fucking place to stop. I do the
Speaker 3: same in the mall, or you know, when a bunch
Speaker 3: of guys standing at a doorway, I'm like, yeah, perfect
Speaker 3: fucking place to stop and chat. Boys, Why don't you
Speaker 3: get a biscuit and form a circle? You know, stuff
Speaker 3: like that. I cannot shut the fuck up when something
Speaker 3: is not right. Or if someone is texting and they
Speaker 3: sort of blocking your way, I go look up like that,
Speaker 3: right in their face, and then I walk past, but
Speaker 3: then's sometimes people will turn and have a go at me,
Speaker 3: and I just keep going like nothing just happened. But
Speaker 3: one day someone is going to turn chase out to me,
Speaker 3: and because I'm not a runner, They're just going to
Speaker 3: pummel me today.
Speaker 4: And that's how I die.
Speaker 1: Punched my dad buy someone on a walkway.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yeah, probably by like an android phone.
Speaker 4: How embarrassing?
Speaker 1: Wow? Okay, do you worry about death?
Speaker 3: Firstly, no, I mean in a sense like I've got
Speaker 3: two little kids. But then also go, well, I've invested
Speaker 3: in property, I've got a will, I've got a living will,
Speaker 3: I've got you know, I've done all the adult things
Speaker 3: that I'm supposed to do.
Speaker 1: Are you leaving everything too? Which kid?
Speaker 3: I mean, it's fifty to fifty at this point. But
Speaker 3: I tell you what, siblings, only one of them is
Speaker 3: getting something. I've got a brother and a sister. One
Speaker 3: of them nothing.
Speaker 1: I think I know which one, mister tuk.
Speaker 4: No, now I'm leaving him some just so you can
Speaker 4: have some problems.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how old are your kids?
Speaker 4: And eleven? My daughter's eleven, My.
Speaker 1: Son is a what's your favorite one?
Speaker 3: I honestly don't have a favorite. But my daughter's going
Speaker 3: through a preteen stage, so she's making it hard. She's
Speaker 3: making it hard, and I'm not into a hard life.
Speaker 3: So the boy who still likes cuddles and and he's
Speaker 3: the youngest one, but he's the only one who knows
Speaker 3: to work the coffee machine.
Speaker 4: I've got a proper Barister coffee machine.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, that kid can make coffee like no one
Speaker 3: in America's ever tasted a vine.
Speaker 1: He's the one putting you in in the coffee.
Speaker 3: No, no, Europe just tastes like piss in America. This
Speaker 3: is why I reckon there's a gun control problem in America,
Speaker 3: because they never wake up to a good cup of coffee.
Speaker 3: I think I'd be aggressive if I just had to
Speaker 3: drink shit coffee every fucking day of my life. You
Speaker 3: wake up like coffee in New Zealand's so good. I
Speaker 3: got to bed at night, and.
Speaker 4: Then I go, oh, tomorrow morning, I get to have
Speaker 4: a coffee. I look forward to it. I have something.
Speaker 4: What have you got in America?
Speaker 3: You're like, I'm going to buy an aar fifteen tomorrow.
Speaker 3: You have nothing else to look forward to.
Speaker 1: What do you think happens when you die after life.
Speaker 3: I think, no, I think we're just rot and we go.
Speaker 3: Although I do think there's some ghosts.
Speaker 1: Tell me about the ghosts.
Speaker 4: I would like to see this ghost.
Speaker 3: No, but okay, so Brett strapping right, Okay, So my
Speaker 3: ex wife's grandma who's ashes are going to go scattered
Speaker 3: this weekend.
Speaker 4: She passed away two years ago. When she died.
Speaker 3: She facetimes me and she goes, I'm about to die,
Speaker 3: and I go, this is amazing, this is fantastic.
Speaker 4: I love people. Who are you know this is gonna happen.
Speaker 4: So my ex wife was with me and she goes.
Speaker 3: No, you're not You're not going to die. And I'm like,
Speaker 3: why do you think you're going to die? I'm like,
Speaker 3: don't fucking patronize this. But she's ninety six years old.
Speaker 3: She says she's gonna die. She's going to die, she knows,
Speaker 3: she knows it. I go, why do you think you're
Speaker 3: going to die? She goes, because I see Stanley and June.
Speaker 3: Now Stanley's her late husband, June is a late sister.
Speaker 3: She goes, they're in the room like they hear, like
Speaker 3: they're real people. I'm like, this is fantastic because I've
Speaker 3: heard hospital neens say these people think that, you know.
Speaker 4: I'm like, this is amazing. Yes, yeah, So I go,
Speaker 4: that's that's great. I go, are you ready to go?
Speaker 3: You know, like she's packing for Florida? I go, are
Speaker 3: you ready to go? She goes, I'm ready. I'm like yeah.
Speaker 3: She goes, do you want me to send you a
Speaker 3: sign if I can communicate with you? I go, yes,
Speaker 3: I do, Yes, I do want you to send me
Speaker 3: a sign. I said, send me a feather, because I'm
Speaker 3: assuming this woman is going to be an angel, because
Speaker 3: you know, she's ninety six and she's very pro you know,
Speaker 3: she's happy for gay people to live their lives and
Speaker 3: transfer shares no shit.
Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, send me a sign.
Speaker 3: I said, send a feather where I wouldn't normally expect
Speaker 3: to see a feather.
Speaker 4: Right then I'll know it's you. Anyway.
Speaker 3: She finishes that phone call with us, she phones her
Speaker 3: son says, I'm about to die. He goes, let's poll
Speaker 3: a sherry. They share a sherry. Fifteen minutes later, she
Speaker 3: drops dead. She's dead. Then we have a zoom funeral
Speaker 3: for her, and then you know it was during that time,
Speaker 3: still with a medical segregation. And then then so she's dead.
Speaker 3: And then it's summer and I see all these birds
Speaker 3: on the lawn, like lying flat with their feathers out,
Speaker 3: and I was like, the fuck are they doing?
Speaker 4: I think they did. I think they're all dead.
Speaker 3: And then when I go close to hide them from
Speaker 3: the kids, they just up and fly away. And then
Speaker 3: I got a ring camera, but you got to come
Speaker 3: onto the porch just to ring the ring camera, and
Speaker 3: a bird flies head first into the ring camera and
Speaker 3: actually rings the doorbell. What the fuck is wrong with
Speaker 3: these birds? I don't take any notice of it. The
Speaker 3: bird flew into my house and caused so much drama
Speaker 3: because you know, I'm not scared of birds.
Speaker 4: I'm not one of those people.
Speaker 3: But you're scared of something that flies around your house
Speaker 3: being like a little bitch, let me tell you.
Speaker 4: So I was like, fuck, what is going on?
Speaker 3: And then have this little tree and it was tiny,
Speaker 3: like five centimeters, would not grow, would not dye. My
Speaker 3: mother in law gave it to me, and then suddenly
Speaker 3: it's a Peacherini tree. But then all my friends started
Speaker 3: teasing me about this tree because I kept trying to
Speaker 3: make a grow it wouldn't and then they go, I
Speaker 3: have this bonzai, but it's not a bonzai, but it
Speaker 3: just didn't want to grow, but it didn't have the
Speaker 3: decency to die. And then once after she died and
Speaker 3: after the funeral, suddenly there were two little picherinis on
Speaker 3: this Pizcerini tree and I was like, this is fantastic.
Speaker 4: So I told my mother in law.
Speaker 3: She goes, oh, that was from NaN's tree on the farm,
Speaker 3: and I'm like oh. And then I started thinking, oh
Speaker 3: my god, all these birds and she couldn't get a
Speaker 3: feather off, you know, I don't know, maybe you don't
Speaker 3: have hands, you know, ghost don't have hands.
Speaker 1: Camera, She's chucking birds at.
Speaker 4: Me, and I'm yeah, you fucking idiot, have a look.
Speaker 4: Have a look, Have a look.
Speaker 3: And then then suddenly she made this tree grow. She's like, okay, fine,
Speaker 3: I'll do this. And then I started thinking about the
Speaker 3: birds so stuff like that, and I have found feathers
Speaker 3: where there wouldn't be feathers normally, and so I do
Speaker 3: think there is like something in the afterlife. And the
Speaker 3: fact that she saw June and Stanley in the room,
Speaker 3: you know, so they must present that a way. But
Speaker 3: obviously with no hands to pick feathers, or maybe they
Speaker 3: oppose the picking feathers.
Speaker 2: I think she's chucking the birds like a feather will
Speaker 2: full off if I chuck a bird at this ring camera.
Speaker 2: But the birds were tougher than she expected.
Speaker 4: Yeah, or maybe that's the one rule.
Speaker 3: You go to heaven, they go, no, don't fuck with
Speaker 3: the feathers on these birds. I know you've all made
Speaker 3: these arrangements because I think there's a lot of people
Speaker 3: who think when they see a feather, they go, oh,
Speaker 3: that's an angel. So I think we're birds in heaven,
Speaker 3: or you know, it's like my compliance. You know, it's
Speaker 3: probably an hr issue now in heaven where they go
Speaker 3: every new desire comes in here and wants to fucking pluck.
Speaker 1: Us, wants to check us into a ring camera.
Speaker 4: Some rules.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well you're kind of right, Carlson. There is
Speaker 2: a heaven, and amazingly you're going to it, and despite
Speaker 2: your best efforts, and I was gonna say, it is
Speaker 2: filled with your favorite thing. What's your favorite thing in
Speaker 2: the entire world? My coffee machine. It is filled with
Speaker 2: your coffee. It is the best coffee everywhere you look,
Speaker 2: and there's your favorite sign making your coffee whenever you like.
Speaker 2: It's just filled with it. It's wonderful, amazing. I love everyone.
Speaker 2: There's so excited to see your huge fans. They've been
Speaker 2: to all your tool shows. They love your stuff.
Speaker 4: They love you and kind, they love you the one Hungle.
Speaker 2: Only when you're carrying those and those of sacks of
Speaker 2: coffee beans, then they were last. They want to talk
Speaker 2: to you about your life, but they want to know
Speaker 2: about your life through film. The first thing they ask
Speaker 2: you is what's the first film you remember seeing it?
Speaker 3: Actually, it was actually quite exciting and it's just done
Speaker 3: a whole full circle for me. The first film I
Speaker 3: ever saw I was a little girl and it was
Speaker 3: in Durban and South Africa, and I sat on my
Speaker 3: mom's lap and was eaty, oh fuck yeah, And I
Speaker 3: just met Drew Barrymore, and so I always felt like
Speaker 3: full circle things. So when I got back, I've only
Speaker 3: been back for three days, I invited my mom over,
Speaker 3: put et on and I sat on her lap the
Speaker 3: whole time watching it.
Speaker 4: I'll crush my mom.
Speaker 1: I don't know what a spell like? We get off do?
Speaker 4: I smell like panic? I can't get out.
Speaker 1: It was Drew barry More, lovely to you, did you
Speaker 1: sit on your lap?
Speaker 4: She was so nice.
Speaker 3: She was so nice and as down to earth as
Speaker 3: you can sing and everything that she sort of portrays
Speaker 3: that soft and you know, cuddly and she's all of that.
Speaker 3: She's just a lovely, lovely person. I can't imagine anyone
Speaker 3: ever being mean to her.
Speaker 4: She's one of those. You know, we all have that
Speaker 4: friend where he goes where the fuck?
Speaker 3: If everyone anyone's ever mean to you or will find them,
Speaker 3: you know, we'll fight them and we'll punch them in
Speaker 3: the fucking mouse in front of them.
Speaker 1: Mother.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if gy Montgomery tries to make her spell, I
Speaker 2: will fuck.
Speaker 4: I will climbing and fuck him up.
Speaker 3: I will because it's so tall, but I will climb
Speaker 3: in and hit Buttom in the mouth.
Speaker 4: O this, Oh he does, he does. He finds your weakness.
Speaker 4: He's an evil man.
Speaker 1: What is the film that made you cry the most?
Speaker 1: I know you a crier?
Speaker 4: I'm not a crier.
Speaker 3: I always say I never developed a taste for it,
Speaker 3: like it really has to be something too. But I
Speaker 3: watch beaches and even now sometimes I feel like because
Speaker 3: I'm not a cry, I'm not a very I was
Speaker 3: a dunk. It's super excited or super you know, like
Speaker 3: I keep my ship in check, you know, try and
Speaker 3: save my energy from the lion gets out, you know,
Speaker 3: and that happens.
Speaker 4: That happens more.
Speaker 2: Than you think. I mean, And you think a bird
Speaker 2: in your house is a stressful thing. A lion honestly,
Speaker 2: it'll scare you. Scare you need to get all your
Speaker 2: emotions for that.
Speaker 3: But sometimes I think it's good to cry, and you
Speaker 3: sort of have to get that out right. So then
Speaker 3: I will put that movie on. I'll clear my schedule,
Speaker 3: I'll go I'm home alone tonight, and I'll put Beaches on,
Speaker 3: and as soon as the movie starts, I start crying,
Speaker 3: just to get it out the way.
Speaker 4: It's like it's like when you line up a good porno.
Speaker 3: You know, you get the clip and then you sort
Speaker 3: of whack off and your climax before the good bit in.
Speaker 4: The you know, yeah, and then you go, damn it.
Speaker 3: I wish I'd waited, because this would have been good
Speaker 3: to whack off too.
Speaker 4: But I'm done now. You know, nothing makes porn. You're
Speaker 4: like close this shit.
Speaker 3: This is yuck because you're done. So it's the same
Speaker 3: with Beaches. I don't need to watch the whole thing,
Speaker 3: because I've seen the whole thing a few times. So
Speaker 3: I start crying and then I'm like, oh no, it's good.
Speaker 3: The tear ducks are good. Everything works. I'm like, I
Speaker 3: wonder if I should have cried it something a friend
Speaker 3: dog died or whatever, and they're bawling their eyes out,
Speaker 3: and you're like, I'm so sorry, but.
Speaker 1: Did you not cry all the way through tea? I
Speaker 1: find devastating?
Speaker 4: Do you?
Speaker 1: I can't watch it.
Speaker 3: I didn't even get a moist eye even when nothing,
Speaker 3: when that plant died, nothing, I had nothing. Sha, No,
Speaker 3: they're on the inside, mate. But beaches God, wow, No
Speaker 3: beaches make me cry. I just look at bed middle.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Unaffected by et.
Speaker 4: Yeah, heaps of people were. I mean, you're not you know,
Speaker 4: you're not lying. It's it's not you, it's me.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: What's the film that scared you the most? Do you
Speaker 2: like being scared?
Speaker 3: I'm so scared of horrors or I mean, I can
Speaker 3: watch a thriller still, But the movie that's scared the
Speaker 3: absolute living Jesus Christ right out of me was the Ragnophobia.
Speaker 4: And not because of that.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you know when they sort of climbed through
Speaker 3: the into the top and the what do you call it?
Speaker 4: You know, where all the spiders when the roof.
Speaker 3: Right, and I was watching it at a friend's house,
Speaker 3: are like seventeen years old, and we're both on bed,
Speaker 3: just watching it in her parents room in the losol
Speaker 3: and her dad opens the door and he throws a
Speaker 3: ball of socks at us. So I didn't see him
Speaker 3: open the and when that that ball of socks hit
Speaker 3: me as those spiders came out, I'm telling you, I
Speaker 3: ship my pants a.
Speaker 4: Little bit that night. I did.
Speaker 3: I had, I had a full little nugget just popping.
Speaker 3: It was horrific.
Speaker 1: And your mom had no idea.
Speaker 3: No, no, she I mean she's not blind, she's sort
Speaker 3: of skiddy. But the race, you know, wow, it was
Speaker 3: it was frightening to me. That whole movie is just unnecessary.
Speaker 1: How old was this dad doing this to you? How
Speaker 1: old were you when this was going on?
Speaker 4: I was seventeen, seventeen, right, yeah, But I think.
Speaker 3: His biggest threat wasn't wasn't really you know, trying to
Speaker 3: scare us. You know, we're two young girls, seventeen year olds,
Speaker 3: side by side on their bed watching this movie. But
Speaker 3: we're both lesbians. And training, you know, so I and
Speaker 3: he sort of came in to keep an eye and
Speaker 3: then he's like, what the hell is going on here?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, break it up? I think so. But you know,
Speaker 4: in a ways, like.
Speaker 3: Hosing down two dogs, you know, in a way, it
Speaker 3: kind of worked for his daughter because she stayed in
Speaker 3: the closet. She's now unhappily married to a man's.
Speaker 4: Yeah, still in the closet.
Speaker 3: But you know that that that nugget just sick me free.
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm coming out.
Speaker 1: You left that house.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it doesn't even know.
Speaker 1: God a great guy. Anyway.
Speaker 2: What is the film that you love? It is not
Speaker 2: critically acclaimed, but you love it.
Speaker 3: This is an ice skating movie and it's corny as hell.
Speaker 3: The Cutting Edge, it's called The Cutting Edge with Okay,
Speaker 3: so that these two there's a newer one, but this
Speaker 3: one is the one with with DEVV Sweinger, Moro Kelly,
Speaker 3: the O G Cutting Edge Classic. So when I was
Speaker 3: learning English in high school, they would play this movie
Speaker 3: on the Beto Max, you know the VCR, so you
Speaker 3: had to type, had to put it in. They would
Speaker 3: rent it week on a week by week basis from
Speaker 3: the video store and then we would wheel in this
Speaker 3: heavy TV put it in, and then we could only
Speaker 3: watch ten minutes at a time, and so we'd watch
Speaker 3: it and then we had to write some stuff, some
Speaker 3: words we recognize, and oh, I see yeah, you know language.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: But then I couldn't wait.
Speaker 3: I was like, I was begging my mom, and you know,
Speaker 3: we grew up real poort. I'm like, please, can we
Speaker 3: go get that video? And so sometimes I would go
Speaker 3: take the video out for a week and then the
Speaker 3: school couldn't get it, and they go, we can't get
Speaker 3: the video. Someone else took it out and it was
Speaker 3: at my house for five days. I got five videos
Speaker 3: for five days because you know twenty five rand back
Speaker 3: in the day, and my mom would let me keep
Speaker 3: it and I didn't say anything. And then I rewatched
Speaker 3: that movie so many times I know word for word,
Speaker 3: and then I did so well at my English exam
Speaker 3: that year because they go, what else did you recognize?
Speaker 3: I'm like the whole fucking dialogue, which I watched that
Speaker 3: movie every time. The school couldn't see it.
Speaker 1: Can you give me of the cutting outs down?
Speaker 4: Yes? Okay.
Speaker 3: I even learned some Russian words lagana ni lagan or
Speaker 3: everything from the coach, I can take that rock off.
Speaker 4: It's cutting hell out of my hands and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: And it's one of those movies where the dialogue keeps
Speaker 3: coming back, and so I am that annoying preck. When
Speaker 3: you watch the movie with me, if anyone goes, oh
Speaker 3: my god, you know meat is so shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3: You got to listen to this otherwise the comebacks isn't
Speaker 3: gonna make any sense. I hate when people talking to
Speaker 3: comedy talking of fucking horror. You know, they just go
Speaker 3: to scare the shit out of you later. But here
Speaker 3: you got to you gotta listen to the dialogue. Otherwise
Speaker 3: the comebacks might't make any fucking sceense. It's more important
Speaker 3: to listen to a comedy than to anything else.
Speaker 1: Agreed.
Speaker 2: Agreed, What is the film that you used to love
Speaker 2: but you've voiced it recently and you've thought, I don't
Speaker 2: like this anymore.
Speaker 1: I am a changed person.
Speaker 4: Top Gun? I love top Gun? Right, talk to me, Goose,
Speaker 4: talk to me.
Speaker 3: I loved it like we watched it with the neighbors
Speaker 3: all the time we were recreated. We'd sit in the
Speaker 3: tree like where the tree house like, and then I
Speaker 3: watch it again and go. It's so fucking cringe. Even
Speaker 3: the way he walks and like walk like a normal person.
Speaker 3: He walks like a short king who's wearing heels, like
Speaker 3: he's got that bounce on when his everything, and even
Speaker 3: when he sings to her in the bar, I'm like,
Speaker 3: if that happened, she would spake him in his mouth
Speaker 3: and go shut the fuck up.
Speaker 4: I said no. And then when he follows her into
Speaker 4: the bathroom, I'm like, he needs to be tasted. This
Speaker 4: guy is not getting the message.
Speaker 3: Like she said no thanks, then he sings for and
Speaker 3: then she goes, no, really, no thanks. Then she goes
Speaker 3: to the bathroom and he goes in after her. Go, dude,
Speaker 3: you got some ripe energy. Okay, Like you can't follow
Speaker 3: someone into.
Speaker 4: A bathroom, What the hell is wrong with you? I
Speaker 4: shouldn't need him in the nuts.
Speaker 3: But see, then he sort of wore her down, and
Speaker 3: eventually something's just easier to just.
Speaker 4: Fuck him to get him out of your life, you know.
Speaker 4: And I think that's what happened there.
Speaker 2: You think that's what That's what the story of top
Speaker 2: about it is. She's just like yeah, worn down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, She's like, you know what, I just got to
Speaker 3: give I just I just gotta fuck him.
Speaker 4: That's how he's going to leave me.
Speaker 3: And then he does kind of like at the end,
Speaker 3: it looks like he's back, you know, she's she comes back,
Speaker 3: but realistically she's like, oh Christ, they didn't leave.
Speaker 4: You didn't get you didn't get seen. She was hoping
Speaker 4: it get shot.
Speaker 1: Down, but she was like, what it happened to Goose?
Speaker 1: Happened to him?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, she fiddled with that ejectacy.
Speaker 4: That's why I smashed it.
Speaker 1: And there's the wrong plane?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 2: What's the film that means the most to you? Not
Speaker 2: necessarily the film itself is good, but because the experience
Speaker 2: you had around seeing the film will always make it
Speaker 2: important to you.
Speaker 1: As the car please, I.
Speaker 3: Guess Steal Magnolia's because Steal Magnolia's is one of those
Speaker 3: films that you watch with your friends. Like, I've never
Speaker 3: watched it just by myself. You know how sounds like
Speaker 3: you're like, I'll watch something I've never watched Steel Magnolia's alone.
Speaker 4: Never.
Speaker 3: It's sort of one of those that I always watch
Speaker 3: with a friend. And then I've got a friend who
Speaker 3: lives in Ireland and she goes Stell Magnolia's is her
Speaker 3: top film. It's my top film, like it's in my
Speaker 3: top five, right, So I always think still Magnolia's is
Speaker 3: sort of the one that I go.
Speaker 4: It's a bonding thing, really, So.
Speaker 1: You cry when you watch that one.
Speaker 4: A little bit, but not not beach just cry. I can.
Speaker 4: I can hide it.
Speaker 3: I can hide the cry like I can hide the
Speaker 3: cringe during a sixteen when you're watching a.
Speaker 2: Can you show me the face you do when you're
Speaker 2: when you're hiding a cry.
Speaker 1: It's good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's good because if I was I'd be like, fuck,
Speaker 2: she's angry about something you look at?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm like, yeah.
Speaker 1: Something, she's got a lot going on, she's already watching
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, And the song goes you're right what, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm fucking alright. It's easier when you when you're stretching
Speaker 3: out your eyes to not let the tears down.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you just gotta go here.
Speaker 1: This is me next.
Speaker 2: I don't want anyone to ever see me but next
Speaker 2: to someone i've accidentally because I always go alone. If
Speaker 2: I know it's going to be sad, I want to
Speaker 2: see me i've accidentally taken someone. It's turned out sad
Speaker 2: there on the right of me.
Speaker 4: I'm like this, Yeah, it's the openness.
Speaker 1: Little door that you're coming up on. Pills, put it down.
Speaker 3: Hype that. I would rather have an accidental horror, which
Speaker 3: is not a genre that I enjoy, or sci fi,
Speaker 3: which I definitely don't enjoy. I'd rather accidentally watch that
Speaker 3: than have an accidental said movie.
Speaker 1: Oh, accidental sad movie there is. I'm like, you should
Speaker 1: have told anyone to.
Speaker 4: Prepaid for this ship. Yeah, yeah, I don't like that.
Speaker 4: Are you not a crier either?
Speaker 1: Not in front of people discussing? No?
Speaker 4: I I yeah.
Speaker 3: I also when people are that or you know, my
Speaker 3: best friend, she's a massive crier.
Speaker 4: She's like, oh my god, I just.
Speaker 3: She will cry, and you know, I can go went
Speaker 3: on with her. I set little challenges for myself. I go,
Speaker 3: I can't make her cry in the first five minutes,
Speaker 3: and I can set it up any way, you know,
Speaker 3: like her daughter is pregnant at the moment, and I
Speaker 3: just yesterday we're doing nothing, nothing right. This is just
Speaker 3: after the farmer's market and she's like, how was your day?
Speaker 3: And then I was like, you're good, I said, you know,
Speaker 3: I've been thinking about this little baby, you know, and
Speaker 3: how special it is that we're getting a whole new person.
Speaker 3: And she's like, I know, you know, I'm so excited
Speaker 3: for this baby boom. She was crying and in my
Speaker 3: head I was like yeah, buck, yeah, yeah, yeah, and
Speaker 3: I was just smiling.
Speaker 4: It's like, well, and I'm like nothing, but I knew.
Speaker 3: I knew that I had done that. And it was like,
Speaker 3: because you have to say little challenges so you can
Speaker 3: have many successes for yourself. Yeah, so you can go,
Speaker 3: I do this.
Speaker 1: You know this is the power. Yeah. I mean you're
Speaker 1: an absolute psychopath.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you're like looking at people as sort of
Speaker 2: power challenges. Can I control with everyone in this room?
Speaker 2: Make them cry?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: My job is like I know I can make someone laugh.
Speaker 3: That's not like I know I can do that, but
Speaker 3: can I do the opposite?
Speaker 1: But can you make them cry?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Because it's ying and yang. Like if you can't
Speaker 4: make them cry, can you trust the laughter?
Speaker 3: That's all I'm saying. You gotta you gotta balance it out,
Speaker 3: break like you just gotta. It's like giving yourself a
Speaker 3: hug from both sides.
Speaker 4: You know, you go, I got it.
Speaker 2: I got in a supermarket whiles carrying loads of stuff
Speaker 2: on both sides.
Speaker 1: Pray. What is the film you most relate to?
Speaker 4: Bridesmaids?
Speaker 1: Great movie? Great movie? Who you most relating to? Everyone?
Speaker 1: The whole vibe?
Speaker 3: I think everyone, because I think we are all all
Speaker 3: of those people. Okay, so mainly Melissa mccafey, I guess,
Speaker 3: you know, because I am the one that would I
Speaker 3: do think she steals a little lot of shit, you know,
Speaker 3: But she believes her friends, like even the new ones,
Speaker 3: Like these people are all new to her, but she's like,
Speaker 3: I'm with you, like I I will fight for you.
Speaker 4: I believe you will fight for me.
Speaker 3: So but all of them in different ways, even the
Speaker 3: brides sometimes you know that bit where she's hiding before
Speaker 3: the wedding, I'm like, I get that, where you go.
Speaker 3: I just want to be in my own space, you know,
Speaker 3: and not have like I think about that because I'm single.
Speaker 4: So I think about that a lot.
Speaker 3: When you're fighting in bed, when you're single, you can
Speaker 3: you can just go ah, I need far, and you
Speaker 3: do because there's no one there, you know, and you
Speaker 3: make decisions and I'm not talking like big decisions, like
Speaker 3: I wonder if we should move I wonder, you know,
Speaker 3: because you don't think like I'm almost fifty years old.
Speaker 3: But then I still get a kick out of the
Speaker 3: fact that I make the fucking decisions around here. I
Speaker 3: chose this neighborhood. Yeah, and because I chose this neighborhood,
Speaker 3: my kids have to go to school here. They don't
Speaker 3: get a siye you know how cool that is, Like
Speaker 3: they don't get a sight like.
Speaker 1: Now quick make them cry forty seconds?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's right. Do you like your school? Do
Speaker 4: you like your friends? Well, we're moving, we're moving tomorrow.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: But I when you're aligne, it's like you just have this,
Speaker 3: you have all the power. Like when I just moved
Speaker 3: into my house, I said to my friend the crier,
Speaker 3: I go, do you know what I did with all
Speaker 3: the art? Why I have all this eclectic art and stuff?
Speaker 3: I go, do you know what I did with all
Speaker 3: my art?
Speaker 4: She goes, what? I go? Whatever the fuck I wanted.
Speaker 3: I didn't have to look at another adult and go,
Speaker 3: do you think we can put this bicycle in the
Speaker 3: dining room. I just put the fucking bicycle in the
Speaker 3: dining room because I like, that's it.
Speaker 4: And there's a certain power that comes with that that
Speaker 4: I go. I don't want to. I don't want to
Speaker 4: give that to someone else.
Speaker 2: No, I completely agree and get it. I don't understand
Speaker 2: why anyone would ever be in a relationship. It makes
Speaker 2: no sense.
Speaker 1: No, I'd rather run through fire. What is the sexiest
Speaker 1: film you've ever seen?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Look, I'm so happy about this question. And I feel
Speaker 3: like this could be the turning point for this movie
Speaker 3: to make it more accessible and then we can just
Speaker 3: find it.
Speaker 4: So I don't want to get this right.
Speaker 3: It's called kiss Me, but it's it's a Swedish film
Speaker 3: like you have you must be able to read, and
Speaker 3: thank Christ for the cutting edge and my English schecking
Speaker 3: language teacher.
Speaker 4: I have that now, I have that in my wheelhouse.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Okay, so it's a Swedish movie called kiss Me, but
Speaker 3: it's also known as with every heartbeat Swedish film. I
Speaker 3: think it made globally just I three hundred thousand dollars. Okay,
Speaker 3: it is the hottest film you've ever seen? Now spoiler,
Speaker 3: it is a lesbian film. But it is beautifully shot.
Speaker 3: It is You're on board, it is beautifully shot. It
Speaker 3: is it's got a great.
Speaker 4: I love their work too.
Speaker 3: No, I mean it is beautifully shot. The storyline is good.
Speaker 3: You know, sometimes you watch lesbian films and it's always like, oh,
Speaker 3: at the end, they all go back to the dude
Speaker 3: or they all you know, like it's always it always
Speaker 3: ends horrific. But this is just a beautiful storyline, beautifully shot.
Speaker 3: This one is also my top five movies of all time.
Speaker 4: But you struggle to find.
Speaker 3: It because it wasn't a commercial success, you know, it
Speaker 3: was just this and it is actually I think it
Speaker 3: is a story based off the director's actual life. Wow,
Speaker 3: you know, I think she did the whole thing. But
Speaker 3: it's really beautiful.
Speaker 2: There's a subcategory troubling boners, worrying wide on a film
Speaker 2: you found arousing that you weren't sure that you were
Speaker 2: meant to.
Speaker 4: I thought about this, and I really struggled with this one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm sorry to do this to you because
Speaker 3: I know this is your podcast, but I've changed then.
Speaker 3: I'm like something that I think was supposed to give
Speaker 3: me a white on but gave me the drys pussy
Speaker 3: on the planet his eyes wide shut.
Speaker 2: I agree that is a profoundly un sexy film.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I because my friend is like, this is this
Speaker 3: is amazing, you know, and then she goes, this will
Speaker 3: change your perspective on things, and I, you know what,
Speaker 3: it made me disrespect swingers.
Speaker 4: That's all I did. Like, I was like, this is
Speaker 4: so fucking confusing.
Speaker 3: And even though you know, like they were married, you
Speaker 3: kind of go, why is there no chemistry between these
Speaker 3: two people?
Speaker 1: That's what.
Speaker 4: There's nothing.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: I think people who were together shouldn't do stuff on
Speaker 2: camera together because chemistry comes from not being together. I think, yeah,
Speaker 2: I think if you actually have been together you were,
Speaker 2: you mont have chemistry.
Speaker 3: It was it was like walking in on your brothers.
Speaker 3: Just the fucking it was. It was weird.
Speaker 4: I was like, something is not right.
Speaker 2: I listen each to their own, but it's a fucking
Speaker 2: it's I do.
Speaker 1: I've watched that.
Speaker 2: I watched that film again recently to see if I
Speaker 2: had like misunderstood it.
Speaker 1: It's not fun.
Speaker 4: It's very nothing in the well, you go, I'm more
Speaker 4: confused then I was.
Speaker 2: You know, there's some very if I may be so bold,
Speaker 2: there are some very beautiful naked women in it that
Speaker 2: are in it. But aside from that, the kind of
Speaker 2: stuff that's meant to be like, oh, here's the sexy stuff.
Speaker 2: It's like cold, this is cold.
Speaker 3: Yeah, honestly, it's like your brain goes, okay, are you ready?
Speaker 3: Don't make a full of yourself here in spite of
Speaker 3: the seat, and then the movie starts and you go,
Speaker 3: no mind, I'm dry eitheran I've ever been.
Speaker 1: Don't know everyone, what is objectively the greatest film you've
Speaker 1: ever seen? The Pinnacle of cinema may not be your favorite,
Speaker 1: but the greatest.
Speaker 3: I mean the genres that I like is probably like,
Speaker 3: there's nothing that you go, oh, this took a lot
Speaker 3: to shirt or this. You know. One of the best
Speaker 3: movies that I think is The Mara's Two Faces with
Speaker 3: Barbara Streuiser.
Speaker 1: Oh never come up before on this podcast.
Speaker 4: Listen when you watch that movie, and you should go
Speaker 4: watch that movie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there is so many stars in that movie, Like
Speaker 3: literally every fucking person cast in that movie is a
Speaker 3: ten oar teen and you go, wow, how did they
Speaker 3: even get these people? And it's just it is funny,
Speaker 3: it is warm, it is beautiful, it is you know, everything,
Speaker 3: it is everything. I also kind of relate a lot
Speaker 3: to that movie, but just so Barbra Streisand as a
Speaker 3: professor and Jeff Bridges as a professor, and then he
Speaker 3: is sick of dating hot models, right, he's sick.
Speaker 4: Of dating beautiful So this is before the Internet.
Speaker 3: He puts a personal ad in the paper and he
Speaker 3: said he's looking for just an average look and check
Speaker 3: looks doesn't matter. He just wants to connect with someone
Speaker 3: on an intellectual level. And then her sister answers the
Speaker 3: ad on her behalf, and then he goes to and
Speaker 3: they see that they're both professors at the same university.
Speaker 3: So he goes to her class and she's an English professor.
Speaker 3: He's a math professor, and he sees like her class
Speaker 3: is absolutely busting at the scenes and no one's leaving,
Speaker 3: and because she's a great storyteller and you know, so
Speaker 3: the storytelling, and then how she's not very attractive, like
Speaker 3: esthetically like you wouldn't go, oh, yeah, she's on the
Speaker 3: same level as the models, but she's just you know,
Speaker 3: like really good like soul people.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: So I'm Jeff Bridges. Of course I just want to
Speaker 3: fuck models, but I'm going to go farther.
Speaker 1: I get it there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well I'm Barbara's what, well.
Speaker 1: I think you're Jeff Bridges. I actually think you are
Speaker 1: Jeff bridges. I think you've got the.
Speaker 2: What is the film that you could or have watched
Speaker 2: the most over and over again?
Speaker 4: Well, that's hands down the cutting edge.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what you have a thing, you know.
Speaker 3: Getting back to that, there's not a word in the
Speaker 3: hidden in there that I don't know. If you and
Speaker 3: I watched that movie right now, I wouldn't miss one word,
Speaker 3: even you know, the background.
Speaker 4: Acting only one word. I know all of that.
Speaker 3: Like at one point he comes in and he says
Speaker 3: to you rather that he has not been to the
Speaker 3: Merchant Marines, and he goes, well, if you haven't been
Speaker 3: to the Merchant Marines, what have you been doing? And
Speaker 3: he goes figure skirting and then so it's just silence
Speaker 3: in the bar, and then the background acted us.
Speaker 4: Did he say finger painting? And it's just so funny
Speaker 4: it just cracks out every time did he say finger painting?
Speaker 1: It's a good movie. Yeah, what is the worst film
Speaker 1: we've ever seen? Let's not be too negative, La la
Speaker 1: lan get out. Don't be ridiculous. It is shit.
Speaker 3: You're incorrect, It is okay, like none of it. I
Speaker 3: don't buy any of it. I don't buy their romance.
Speaker 3: I don't like their singing and you you know, you know, La,
Speaker 3: It's like, don't try and sell us a fucking postcard
Speaker 3: when we all know it's a shitholes.
Speaker 2: It's exactly like that film. People are tap dancing on
Speaker 2: the freeway and wandering around down the cool lane. There's
Speaker 2: jazz class as far as I could see.
Speaker 1: It's exactly like my last.
Speaker 4: Trip down to l A, which is a week ago.
Speaker 3: As we're leaving, there's some road rage in front of us,
Speaker 3: and I offered, you know, because I'm polite, I offered
Speaker 3: to the driver, I said, would you like me to
Speaker 3: flip them the bird as we.
Speaker 4: Go pass right?
Speaker 3: Because I can't give him my normal words in passing,
Speaker 3: as I've explained before, So I was going to give
Speaker 3: him the visual fund yourself. And he goes no, because
Speaker 3: everyone's got guns, And I went, oh, yeah, I didn't
Speaker 3: see that.
Speaker 4: In Lala Land. Can't even flip some of the bird.
Speaker 2: He does beat her at the beginning of the film,
Speaker 2: and she doesn't put a gun on him.
Speaker 4: To be fair, I don't think it's accurate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe you're right, maybe the whole thing collapses.
Speaker 3: I watched Lola Land because everyone's carrying on about it
Speaker 3: it's like, oh my god, it's beautiful. It's the best movie.
Speaker 3: And I watched it and I went, this is this
Speaker 3: is horseshit is what this is like. I'm never getting
Speaker 3: this time back. I could have watched The Cutting Edge
Speaker 3: another time.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna watch it.
Speaker 1: Listen. I can't argue with your use of time cutting edgeways.
Speaker 1: You're very funny.
Speaker 2: What's the film that made you laugh the mostdmaids?
Speaker 3: Bridesmaids is just one of those films that you go
Speaker 3: everything in it is funny, you laugh so much, and
Speaker 3: then you go back and you're like, holy shit. Also,
Speaker 3: can I give a special shout out to role models?
Speaker 1: Models?
Speaker 4: Okay, you know that is so good. That is such
Speaker 4: a good movie.
Speaker 3: But you know in that in that when they just
Speaker 3: get sentenced and they go, do you know sort of
Speaker 3: the initiation for the group, you know, how to you know,
Speaker 3: the bigs to act around the littles, and then with
Speaker 3: the hugging, this hug is good and then the other
Speaker 3: hug is not good.
Speaker 4: And then when he turns to me, I get it.
Speaker 3: We're not supposed to be bought fucking these kids. In
Speaker 3: the first time I heard that, I laughed so hard
Speaker 3: and nearly blacked down.
Speaker 4: I honestly, I could see stars.
Speaker 3: I was like, it was just it's just so I
Speaker 3: get it when I was supposed to be bought fucking
Speaker 3: these kids and a sudden, it's.
Speaker 1: Such a good movie that underrated.
Speaker 3: It's amazing, and like that's one of the movies that
Speaker 3: and I'll Paul right, you could anything with Paul Rudd. Okay,
Speaker 3: So that is a red flag if anyone goes they
Speaker 3: don't like Paul Run.
Speaker 4: It's so immediate. Red flag.
Speaker 3: Mean that person's a cunt and I will never trust him.
Speaker 3: Like I love Jim Carrey movies. I like, honestly, I
Speaker 3: don't think he's made anything shit ever. But then people
Speaker 3: I'm sort of you know, Jim care like whatever. But
Speaker 3: the minute they did Paul Run, I'm like, oh, fuck
Speaker 3: your mother. Oh, Michael fall in love with me?
Speaker 2: Now when you're fucking their mother and then your mother
Speaker 2: mother falls in love with you. Yeah, because of your
Speaker 2: physical prowess. Is it because of the words you use
Speaker 2: during or is it a mixture of the two.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a whole because it's a package, isn't it.
Speaker 3: It's like the sexual charisma. Do they feel loved yes,
Speaker 3: but not love bond. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah right, and
Speaker 3: then you leave? No, no, no, no, no, I don't leave.
Speaker 4: I slowly poison their mother's mind for them.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 3: I will love their mother till she dies. You know,
Speaker 3: I'm always going to be with her. I'm going to
Speaker 3: marry their mother. And I will not say anything. I
Speaker 3: will make sure everything's positive. I love her gardening, I
Speaker 3: love her food, I love everything. And then I just go,
Speaker 3: does break look alrighty? And that's it just for that day.
Speaker 3: Then three days later I go, you know, I did
Speaker 3: say something a little bit racist, but maybe I just misunderstood.
Speaker 4: And then she'll push me for more, and I say.
Speaker 3: You know what, I don't know. He's your son. You
Speaker 3: did not raise a racist because you are the best mother.
Speaker 3: But now this too too strong. And then then later
Speaker 3: I go, listen, vibes. Can I use your car? There's
Speaker 3: something's wrong with my car? I asked rad if I
Speaker 3: can use this car? I said, there's no way. What
Speaker 3: three strikes? So I got it's not an issue. I mean,
Speaker 3: he's got a very nice car. You know, I probably
Speaker 3: wouldn't want me to use my car. You know, he
Speaker 3: doesn't know what's happening to mine. He's a good boy.
Speaker 3: Don't worry about it. Leave it, just leave it. I
Speaker 3: don't want any drama, but I do want drama.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I know how to do that. I
Speaker 4: had executed that.
Speaker 1: No really, yeah, oh my god. This is where you
Speaker 1: learn these girls from.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's one of those. It's like and I was like,
Speaker 3: oh my god. She is so soft spoken. She's so
Speaker 3: I'm like, listen, you guys don't know this, but is crazy?
Speaker 1: Did she nut? Would she say to Letty, I love
Speaker 1: Actually you breathe such a good she stinks.
Speaker 4: No, you don't know. She smells like shit, like she
Speaker 4: just sat on nugget.
Speaker 3: Like someoneus through socks at it. Every time she says
Speaker 3: all the socks, she shits her.
Speaker 1: Pants as the cuss.
Speaker 2: You have been wonderful. However, he was walking along the airport.
Speaker 2: You're walking along the walkway. There's a geezer stood in
Speaker 2: the middle of the walkway. You're late for your plane,
Speaker 2: your power walking. He's just looking at his phone, stood
Speaker 2: in the middle. You go out behind him and you
Speaker 2: go look up, step to the side, and then you
Speaker 2: walk past him.
Speaker 1: He looks up.
Speaker 2: He goes what do you say to me? And you
Speaker 2: keep walking faster, and then he goes, oh, no, no,
Speaker 2: and he chases you. He's got a little bounce because
Speaker 2: of the you know, the sort of rubbery walkway thing.
Speaker 2: He's gaining on you like a sort of fast astronaut,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. And you're like oh, and
Speaker 2: you turn around and he jumps on you, froze you
Speaker 2: to the ground before the walkway ends. Your head gets
Speaker 2: caught in the spikes as the walkway's ending, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, And he sat your head. He goes
Speaker 2: right through your skull, takes your whole face off, and
Speaker 2: your head splatters across the airport and he says, pummeling,
Speaker 2: and you're pumming it. I'm walking along with a coffin
Speaker 2: instead of a suitcase, you know what. I'm like on holiday?
Speaker 2: I go what's going on over here? And this guy goes,
Speaker 2: do you know I said the carson? I go yeah,
Speaker 2: and he goes, I just took her fucking head off
Speaker 2: because she was very rude to me. He go, I go, mate,
Speaker 2: that's no way to treat a person. And he goes, well,
Speaker 2: I've done it now, and I go fair enough, I
Speaker 2: guess you've done it, and I go, well, at least
Speaker 2: you do is help me. So we start putting you
Speaker 2: in the coffin, but there's bits of you under the walkway.
Speaker 2: We're having to stop. Sorry, everyone, have to stop the
Speaker 2: walkway people. I'm trying to get to a plane, I know,
Speaker 2: but like her, face has got to come back round,
Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? We wait for your
Speaker 2: face to come back around. I take that and I
Speaker 2: put it in. It's more of you than I was expecting.
Speaker 2: Coffin's absolutely ram. There's only enough room in this coffin
Speaker 2: for me to slip one DVD into the side for
Speaker 2: you to take across to the other side. And on
Speaker 2: the other side movie night every night? What film are
Speaker 2: you taking to show the people of Coffee Machine Heaven
Speaker 2: when it is your movie night? Asula Castle, please go, there's.
Speaker 3: A finger painting the cutting edge.
Speaker 1: Well, you've done it.
Speaker 2: Tell us what you would like us to watch or
Speaker 2: listen to in the coming months that might start will
Speaker 2: be about you.
Speaker 3: I think everyone needs to go watch Kind of Pregnant
Speaker 3: on Netflix. It's so funny, so funny, so funny. I
Speaker 3: was lucky enough to see it in the proper cinema.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it should be.
Speaker 4: The premiere and I was so happy that I got
Speaker 4: to do that.
Speaker 3: So, you know, if you if you've got a few
Speaker 3: bob hanging around, go to your local cinema, ask them
Speaker 3: if they can show you something, and you can book
Speaker 3: out a whole cinema and take your friends.
Speaker 4: You know, why would you not? What a flex? And
Speaker 4: then I'm also.
Speaker 3: Touring all over going North America, the UK, everywhere. People
Speaker 3: should check it on my wad s which socialson dot com.
Speaker 4: Well my only fans?
Speaker 1: Oh well yeah, what's your only fans?
Speaker 4: I loved him. Only fans?
Speaker 5: You should you'd be a billionaire, I know. But I
Speaker 5: just want to be mean to people.
Speaker 1: No, I mean brillionaire if you did that.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I'm like, I can't believe people pay other people
Speaker 3: to be mean to them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm like, I'll do it for free. I'm saying
Speaker 4: that I don't have a heart for it.
Speaker 3: I do hug strangers in the supermarket when they go
Speaker 3: Do you want to hug a girl courts?
Speaker 1: If you are excellent? I have loved this. Thank you
Speaker 1: very much for your me too.
Speaker 4: It's so nice to meet you.
Speaker 1: So nice to meet you. I hope I see you
Speaker 1: one day in the world.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sure you will.
Speaker 1: Loads of love. Good day.
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