WEBVTT - Justice for Melvin! (with Will Miles) 0:00:03.040 --> 0:00:04.720 Will A I Am. 0:00:04.880 --> 0:00:07.720 Oh is that pretty good? 0:00:08.039 --> 0:00:10.880 Because will I Am does seem like he's connected to robot. 0:00:10.920 --> 0:00:16.160 He's at Have you've seen him talk like in his 0:00:16.280 --> 0:00:17.200 East l A accident. 0:00:17.320 --> 0:00:18.560 Yes, I love him. 0:00:19.280 --> 0:00:26.800 Yeah, he seems like the most boring interpretation of robot, where. 0:00:26.680 --> 0:00:29.800 Like he he imagined a roboty he was like, bee boom. 0:00:34.680 --> 0:00:36.159 That's what you think. A robot is? 0:00:39.479 --> 0:00:42.360 Corny fucking loser. 0:00:49.479 --> 0:00:50.280 Chips in your. 0:00:53.640 --> 0:01:01.960 Racist money an turn stuff. 0:01:03.160 --> 0:01:04.240 I can't tell me. 0:01:07.040 --> 0:01:10.000 Ricky Bobby, Ricky Bobby. 0:01:10.040 --> 0:01:13.360 There it is ladies and gentlemen, little Mama's and gentiles 0:01:13.360 --> 0:01:16.639 ald like, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of Ma Mama 0:01:16.680 --> 0:01:17.119 Told Me. 0:01:17.240 --> 0:01:20.120 The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of 0:01:20.280 --> 0:01:22.119 black conspiracy theories. 0:01:21.760 --> 0:01:26.720 And we finally work to prove whatever you need to hear, sweetheart. 0:01:27.000 --> 0:01:29.679 We're trying to woo you. Yeah, woo you out them 0:01:29.760 --> 0:01:31.920 draw out them panties. 0:01:32.560 --> 0:01:34.240 What's the difference between draws and painties? 0:01:34.959 --> 0:01:35.520 Size? 0:01:35.600 --> 0:01:38.360 That's exactly what I was going to say. Okay, that's 0:01:38.400 --> 0:01:42.960 what I thought, size scale, because draws are like bloomers 0:01:43.000 --> 0:01:46.160 to me. But they don't have to be like Medea 0:01:46.160 --> 0:01:49.320 wears draws. Yeah, but I think Medea has all kinds. 0:01:49.120 --> 0:01:51.120 Of draws, right, but I think. 0:01:51.000 --> 0:01:52.800 But those are big. They're big either way. 0:01:53.000 --> 0:01:56.280 Yeah, silk draw well, but silk draws are for men, 0:01:57.040 --> 0:01:59.240 but there's no silk draws for women. 0:01:59.440 --> 0:02:03.600 I feel believe that's lingerie. Yes, okay, I can just 0:02:03.680 --> 0:02:04.080 chime in. 0:02:04.080 --> 0:02:12.560 Here, please, brother, please, because I'm gonna I say draws 0:02:12.600 --> 0:02:14.520 all the time when talking to my daughter. 0:02:14.960 --> 0:02:17.960 I'm like, don't forget your draws because I think it's hilarious. 0:02:19.120 --> 0:02:21.680 But also, but your daughter's not in panpers because I 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:24.480 was gonna say diapers argue diapers are huge. 0:02:24.360 --> 0:02:26.359 Yea, she wears regular draws. 0:02:29.160 --> 0:02:31.119 I like that you win since you said. 0:02:31.360 --> 0:02:37.320 Yeah, yeah, yeah, But like I feel like, like, also, 0:02:38.080 --> 0:02:40.239 why aren't men's draws called panties too? 0:02:40.480 --> 0:02:40.600 What? 0:02:40.840 --> 0:02:42.000 What? What are panties? 0:02:42.080 --> 0:02:42.240 Right? 0:02:42.360 --> 0:02:42.600 You know? 0:02:43.720 --> 0:02:46.680 I think panties is a coverage issue. Yeah, okay, I 0:02:46.720 --> 0:02:49.680 think it's okay. I think panties don't cover. 0:02:49.840 --> 0:02:54.080 Like, sorry, you're reasoning with this too fast for my taste. 0:02:54.720 --> 0:02:58.600 You're immediately going into this as a mature conversation. 0:02:59.240 --> 0:03:00.960 Remember me that what just happened? 0:03:02.880 --> 0:03:07.200 This man just asked us why we don't call men's 0:03:07.280 --> 0:03:11.040 underwear panties, and then you were like, well, simply because 0:03:11.080 --> 0:03:16.240 of the the geographic region, one would say the origin 0:03:16.360 --> 0:03:16.760 could not. 0:03:16.800 --> 0:03:17.560 Possibly be you. 0:03:18.919 --> 0:03:22.600 How smart I sounded, though, How smart I sound you? 0:03:23.200 --> 0:03:25.280 I understand why we don't say it because I wouldn't 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:27.079 feel comfortable putting panties on. 0:03:27.080 --> 0:03:30.200 You're not even comfortable putting it on your on your daughter. 0:03:30.080 --> 0:03:35.200 Correct, even though they are still working through the exactly you. 0:03:35.120 --> 0:03:38.080 Want to You want to put that on on ving Rains? Yes? 0:03:38.880 --> 0:03:41.200 Can you imagine what the d Rains was like? Someone 0:03:41.440 --> 0:03:45.600 get my pennies. Then the stigma would be gone. We'd 0:03:45.600 --> 0:03:57.160 be like me, don't let him his paties, trying to 0:03:57.160 --> 0:04:10.160 give the third strike Niga pennies growing in your backyard. 0:04:11.840 --> 0:04:16.360 At the end, he's still in panties. Yeah, we don't 0:04:16.400 --> 0:04:18.159 need baby Boy too. We need baby Boy from the 0:04:18.200 --> 0:04:19.719 perspective of ving Raim's character. 0:04:19.920 --> 0:04:24.360 Okay, here's the pitch, Yes, baby boy, Melvin's story. 0:04:24.200 --> 0:04:26.479 Melvin story, I need it. How do you get there? 0:04:26.960 --> 0:04:33.480 Like dog, same time period, just Melvin focused on their 0:04:33.560 --> 0:04:39.080 own ship and then have Jody come in Jody's Okay, 0:04:39.200 --> 0:04:42.960 because here's the thing, Jody and at Evet how it 0:04:43.040 --> 0:04:45.000 pans out in there at Lamark Park or whatever. 0:04:45.680 --> 0:04:51.120 But now across town, Melvin and mom going on a cruise. 0:04:51.080 --> 0:04:53.800 Because that's what happened, Yes, Carnival, they go on a 0:04:53.839 --> 0:04:54.640 carnival cruise. 0:04:55.520 --> 0:04:57.240 She's the one who got the fans shut down. 0:04:58.080 --> 0:04:59.359 Because I also wanted to wait. 0:04:59.200 --> 0:04:59.520 What. 0:05:00.880 --> 0:05:02.800 Jody's mom is the one who got the fans shut 0:05:02.839 --> 0:05:05.440 down on the carnival crew, right, let's go. 0:05:05.640 --> 0:05:07.799 Yeah, because I also want to know what his first 0:05:07.200 --> 0:05:10.000 two I need to know his first two strikes? What 0:05:10.080 --> 0:05:12.159 were they? Because why was this the third strike? He 0:05:12.240 --> 0:05:13.000 was losing his mind. 0:05:13.200 --> 0:05:16.640 I'll tell you this. He kills somebody. But that's only 0:05:16.640 --> 0:05:17.159 one strike. 0:05:17.279 --> 0:05:22.960 That's what you know, what's crazy? 0:05:23.040 --> 0:05:25.080 You don't realize it's second one jaywalking. 0:05:27.120 --> 0:05:28.719 And that's the up part of the system. 0:05:28.880 --> 0:05:29.120 Yeah. 0:05:29.200 --> 0:05:31.960 Yeah, is that Melvin is a crazy person. I think 0:05:32.000 --> 0:05:32.560 we can all. 0:05:32.440 --> 0:05:36.120 Agree that that's a a crazy, crazy ass man. 0:05:36.279 --> 0:05:39.600 Okay, you're not going to like this. Yeah, I think 0:05:39.680 --> 0:05:41.720 Melvin maybe the most same guy in the movie. 0:05:41.920 --> 0:05:44.720 Well that's I think that's the conceit. I think when 0:05:45.040 --> 0:05:48.479 we want to walk away from that, you do feel that, like, well, 0:05:48.520 --> 0:05:52.640 this is also a person of reason, the person who 0:05:52.839 --> 0:05:56.880 is a healthy guide in Jody's life. That said, for 0:05:56.960 --> 0:06:00.200 a regular society, that's a crazy person. 0:06:00.600 --> 0:06:03.640 Right, Like you can't have he can't build up a 0:06:03.720 --> 0:06:04.640 world with just melt. 0:06:04.760 --> 0:06:06.600 He's cooking eggs with his ass out man. 0:06:06.800 --> 0:06:08.680 Yeah, I don't think that, but I bet they were 0:06:08.720 --> 0:06:12.920 delicious eggs. I think he's a chef. Must have been 0:06:12.960 --> 0:06:17.159 a chef. This man knows that a cook naked, heels naked. 0:06:18.360 --> 0:06:19.120 You all are missing. 0:06:19.720 --> 0:06:23.200 I am not critiquing Melvin as a fan of Melvin. 0:06:23.440 --> 0:06:27.320 I am critiquing Melvin for societal standards. But I am 0:06:27.440 --> 0:06:30.479 also saying that our system is built in a way 0:06:30.800 --> 0:06:34.400 where we put a crazy person away for the wrong thing. Yes, 0:06:35.000 --> 0:06:38.200 Melvin should be away for the murder, but y'all putting 0:06:38.240 --> 0:06:42.520 Melvin away for jaywalking. And that's that's because you hate 0:06:42.600 --> 0:06:46.599 us so fundamentally that you can't even see when we're 0:06:46.640 --> 0:06:50.359 being crazy. You're trying to kill us all the time. 0:06:50.680 --> 0:06:55.080 It looks different, and yeah, you're going crazy, you're going crazy. 0:06:55.080 --> 0:06:56.279 You're going crazy. 0:06:56.320 --> 0:06:58.760 Looks different. We know that because like they'll put us 0:06:58.760 --> 0:07:02.200 in jail before the label of sox. There's something put 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:03.440 us in jail before a lot of ships. 0:07:03.480 --> 0:07:04.880 I don't think Melvin was autistic. 0:07:04.960 --> 0:07:10.080 No, he wasn't, but baby Boy was. Please believe baby 0:07:10.200 --> 0:07:10.800 it might have been. 0:07:11.000 --> 0:07:13.239 You know, I think it was autistic in that movie. 0:07:13.960 --> 0:07:18.240 Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely, And he couldn't find his way 0:07:18.280 --> 0:07:18.680 out of it. 0:07:18.680 --> 0:07:19.840 That's why he was so violent. 0:07:20.000 --> 0:07:20.240 Yeah. 0:07:20.440 --> 0:07:22.640 Yeah. And he knew that he loved Jody. 0:07:22.920 --> 0:07:25.040 We've seen it in the in the school system, like 0:07:25.160 --> 0:07:26.120 he loved Jody. 0:07:26.560 --> 0:07:29.480 Yeah, he just punched. 0:07:29.240 --> 0:07:32.520 A line of niggas or somebody who may have wronged 0:07:32.520 --> 0:07:34.200 your friend. I would never do that for any friend. 0:07:34.320 --> 0:07:37.280 I don't feel Yeah, I feel like the way that 0:07:37.320 --> 0:07:41.560 sweet Pea loved Jody was the way that Lenny loved 0:07:41.560 --> 0:07:43.360 those rabbits and mice and men. 0:07:43.960 --> 0:07:46.280 He was just going to start and Jody's. 0:07:45.920 --> 0:07:49.800 Head, yeah, harder and harder, and now Jody don't make it. 0:07:50.520 --> 0:07:51.440 He's not gonna be with us. 0:07:51.960 --> 0:07:53.080 Yeah. 0:07:53.120 --> 0:07:56.600 He's in Echo Park Lake. Damn isn't that? 0:07:56.600 --> 0:07:57.080 What is that? 0:07:57.080 --> 0:07:57.800 Anybody killed? 0:07:58.320 --> 0:08:00.760 He killed that lady in Many killed her by the 0:08:00.760 --> 0:08:01.240 water right. 0:08:01.440 --> 0:08:03.360 Oh, I thought you meant Echo Park Lake. I'm like, 0:08:03.640 --> 0:08:09.680 there was Echo Park Lake and it's the old stories 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:13.960 about the East side of us. Yeah, yeah, and was 0:08:14.000 --> 0:08:14.320 in there. 0:08:14.520 --> 0:08:18.560 Yeah, it's actually about like Selena's California, right, I don't 0:08:18.560 --> 0:08:19.280 know time Back. 0:08:19.560 --> 0:08:23.240 It's all like, yeah, you know what, that's one of 0:08:23.240 --> 0:08:23.840 the classics. 0:08:23.840 --> 0:08:27.800 I haven't read. Really, it never u it never came 0:08:27.880 --> 0:08:30.520 up once for me. You know what A good classic California. 0:08:30.560 --> 0:08:33.160 But like Fat City that's about stocked in that book 0:08:33.240 --> 0:08:33.600 is bleak. 0:08:33.880 --> 0:08:35.240 Yeah really yeah. 0:08:37.120 --> 0:08:37.320 Read? 0:08:37.400 --> 0:08:38.800 I know, right wee. 0:08:39.440 --> 0:08:45.160 I just the good thing about Billy. This sucks. All 0:08:45.200 --> 0:08:49.560 eleven books i've read all is how it works? 0:08:49.600 --> 0:08:50.000 Smart? 0:08:50.720 --> 0:08:52.560 No, it's good. I was like, I really like time 0:08:52.600 --> 0:08:53.079 it out and. 0:08:53.040 --> 0:08:55.000 Read like the big Shakespeare book you get in the 0:08:55.000 --> 0:08:57.079 Shakespeare class and then I. 0:08:57.040 --> 0:09:00.280 Read all your little places but not the whole. Are 0:09:00.280 --> 0:09:01.160 you reading that though? 0:09:01.280 --> 0:09:03.120 I have it in my house still from when I 0:09:03.160 --> 0:09:06.240 first bought it. I just bought it today, this whole Shakespeare. Yeah, 0:09:06.240 --> 0:09:06.960 the complete works. 0:09:07.280 --> 0:09:09.599 Yeah, yeah it is good. Okay, how long did it 0:09:09.640 --> 0:09:13.480 take you to read all semester? I want to get 0:09:13.480 --> 0:09:14.720 myself like the rest of the year. 0:09:14.800 --> 0:09:17.200 You should. Well, the thing is, it's good if you 0:09:17.240 --> 0:09:21.560 can pull out the interesting ship, like the emotion behind Shane. 0:09:21.720 --> 0:09:24.079 I could do that, but it's like you just hate 0:09:24.080 --> 0:09:26.000 people talking like that, or at least I do. I'm like, 0:09:26.480 --> 0:09:28.720 just talk regularly like the way I talk. And I 0:09:28.720 --> 0:09:30.319 know that that's like what's missing in a lot of 0:09:30.360 --> 0:09:34.320 literature that I read, Like, what's that guy who puts 0:09:34.360 --> 0:09:40.079 all them? He's got a ridiculous name and not at all. 0:09:42.040 --> 0:09:49.280 Maybe we got past eleven West eleven, and now this 0:09:49.440 --> 0:09:53.000 is an Instagram famous guy who writes about like download 0:09:53.080 --> 0:09:56.439 niggas and like, but it's all on Quand Mills. 0:09:56.679 --> 0:10:00.959 Genius genius, genius kwand Mills. At least his writing is 0:10:01.000 --> 0:10:02.840 in like a language. And I'm like, this is fun. 0:10:03.280 --> 0:10:04.760 I didn't even know those were real books. 0:10:04.800 --> 0:10:05.560 I thought I didn't either. 0:10:05.640 --> 0:10:08.079 I thought what Mills does was make funny book covers. 0:10:08.120 --> 0:10:11.520 I thought it was like an AI, Yeah. 0:10:12.320 --> 0:10:13.880 They're real books. I think they're real books. 0:10:14.280 --> 0:10:15.560 I gotta get one of those. 0:10:15.679 --> 0:10:19.480 But that kind of ship like one actually like there's. 0:10:20.240 --> 0:10:24.680 Works, complete works. 0:10:25.600 --> 0:10:27.480 Look we got we got a bookshelf that's going to 0:10:27.520 --> 0:10:31.120 be for two books, Shakespeare and Mills. 0:10:31.480 --> 0:10:34.920 There's like, because I've been doing this thing on on 0:10:35.080 --> 0:10:37.599 stage about this guy from elementary school who didn't recognize me, 0:10:37.640 --> 0:10:40.040 even though it's like you have to have we went 0:10:40.040 --> 0:10:40.840 to elementary school together. 0:10:41.000 --> 0:10:42.319 Sure, like your mom is talking about me. 0:10:43.720 --> 0:10:45.520 I'm famous. We were in third grade together and I'm 0:10:45.520 --> 0:10:47.920 on television. There's ridiculous. If you don't know who I am, 0:10:48.040 --> 0:10:49.679 That's what it's like. 0:10:49.800 --> 0:10:52.640 But I like, you're lying. You know who I am? 0:10:52.800 --> 0:10:55.400 Like I was a year above you and I'm on 0:10:55.520 --> 0:10:57.520 television every day. You know you know who I am. 0:10:57.640 --> 0:10:59.920 I know everybody who everybody school went to my school, 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:02.240 what they're doing. And there's a guy from my high 0:11:02.240 --> 0:11:05.959 school though, who writes erotic books. I think he's the 0:11:06.040 --> 0:11:08.880 most famous. I'm like, that's cooler than anything I've ever done. 0:11:08.920 --> 0:11:10.680 Are they big? Because I feel like you could be big. 0:11:10.920 --> 0:11:13.520 He's got like twelve and they're all doing well. I 0:11:13.559 --> 0:11:16.400 think he's like I think they're in Walmart. I think 0:11:16.440 --> 0:11:18.319 it's like he was ahead of me. But I know 0:11:18.440 --> 0:11:22.960 him that Uh we can. But it's. 0:11:24.640 --> 0:11:26.200 Do you think is he still living in Chicago? 0:11:26.480 --> 0:11:27.040 Yeah? I think so. 0:11:27.240 --> 0:11:27.360 Well. 0:11:27.400 --> 0:11:28.920 He was at the They had a reunion for that 0:11:29.000 --> 0:11:30.480 class like last week, and he was there. 0:11:30.559 --> 0:11:31.160 Dude, you didn't go. 0:11:31.440 --> 0:11:36.240 I didn't go either. I'm a five yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:11:36.520 --> 0:11:39.760 I'm all five from college. I'm all from high school. 0:11:40.960 --> 0:11:42.680 But like he's a he's two thousand and they had 0:11:42.720 --> 0:11:45.520 their two thousand reunion, and so he went to that 0:11:45.760 --> 0:11:47.599 and I was like, wow, that's cool, Like we have 0:11:47.679 --> 0:11:49.440 a chef, we have like a bunch of other people 0:11:49.440 --> 0:11:52.280 from his class. Yeah, and Adrian's on like she won 0:11:52.320 --> 0:11:54.640 top Chef or so she's the second place. Maybe top Chef. 0:11:54.679 --> 0:11:57.439 Maybe she won. I can't remember this is this is 0:11:58.000 --> 0:12:00.000 uh a person from your high school? 0:12:00.200 --> 0:12:05.959 Yeah yeah, top chef? Yeah yeah, Like even I know 0:12:06.000 --> 0:12:07.480 Whitney Young Michelle Obama went there. 0:12:07.520 --> 0:12:09.719 It's like, well, okay, ain't that good? 0:12:10.920 --> 0:12:12.320 It's the best school in the country. 0:12:13.880 --> 0:12:14.880 This is gonna get too. 0:12:16.559 --> 0:12:19.560 Once you're hanging out with a Whitney Young as they'll 0:12:19.720 --> 0:12:23.440 like make it about that, and it's like, it's it's 0:12:23.480 --> 0:12:25.880 a good school. It's a good school. It's a very good. 0:12:25.760 --> 0:12:29.520 School, and they have a good basketball team and it excels. 0:12:29.920 --> 0:12:31.840 But they start to make it as if like. 0:12:32.240 --> 0:12:34.720 We always bring up Obama, like she they percent they 0:12:37.120 --> 0:12:38.760 as if she wasn't first Lady when she was at 0:12:38.760 --> 0:12:39.200 Whitney Young. 0:12:39.360 --> 0:12:42.120 Yeah, yeah, yeah, And it's not prophecy, just a good 0:12:42.200 --> 0:12:44.840 school that also has a bunch of scumbags from it. 0:12:44.920 --> 0:12:45.320 For sure. 0:12:45.640 --> 0:12:47.559 Where'd you go to school? Oak Park? 0:12:47.679 --> 0:12:51.400 River Forest and Fine Institution. 0:12:51.679 --> 0:12:53.760 Both of our schools had a lot of r Kelly 0:12:53.880 --> 0:12:57.280 victims there, and I think that's that's very I. 0:12:57.320 --> 0:12:59.280 Mean that's the whole Land area as well. 0:12:59.400 --> 0:13:03.320 Right, only good schools. He did Morgan Park. 0:13:07.200 --> 0:13:08.040 He wasn't slumming it. 0:13:08.160 --> 0:13:09.640 No, he didn't go to like you know, I'm not 0:13:09.679 --> 0:13:12.600 going to say the school's names, but I won't shoot 0:13:12.640 --> 0:13:13.280 on the school, but I. 0:13:13.320 --> 0:13:15.559 Big up the schools that are or doesn't exist or 0:13:15.640 --> 0:13:18.480 doesn't or he wasn't going to. 0:13:19.440 --> 0:13:21.840 He was like, let me get these smart light skin. 0:13:22.000 --> 0:13:24.679 He's like, I want to see a teenager with potentials 0:13:24.720 --> 0:13:29.240 so I can snatch it away from him. Man, it's 0:13:29.320 --> 0:13:31.360 no fun if there was no chance at the future. 0:13:31.360 --> 0:13:34.959 He there you go. So anyway, where are we? 0:13:35.800 --> 0:13:36.360 I got lost? 0:13:36.600 --> 0:13:44.840 Yeah, we're nowhere. I'll say this our guest today. Yeah, 0:13:45.080 --> 0:13:48.640 we haven't even introduced our guests. I'm realizing now how 0:13:48.880 --> 0:13:51.599 much of a waste of time this has been. In 0:13:51.720 --> 0:13:52.280 a nightmare. 0:13:55.040 --> 0:13:57.480 Our guest today is one of our favorite comedians on 0:13:57.559 --> 0:13:58.000 the planet. 0:13:58.200 --> 0:13:59.280 He's hilarious. 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:02.120 You know from outside, you know, I'm from from goddamn 0:14:02.160 --> 0:14:06.679 Sherman Showcase. Uh, you know, from from Grown Ish, you know, 0:14:06.760 --> 0:14:10.839 I'm from from every gay he writes on everything. He's hilarious. 0:14:11.160 --> 0:14:14.400 He's a dear friend of mine. Will Miles. Everybody. 0:14:14.840 --> 0:14:16.040 Well, I think I'm. 0:14:15.920 --> 0:14:17.280 Looking forward to cracking up. 0:14:18.080 --> 0:14:21.560 I hope I can, like you totally crack up. I 0:14:21.600 --> 0:14:23.680 haven't like totally cracked up in a long time. 0:14:24.400 --> 0:14:29.320 It's one of my biggest fans, little white boys, big fans. 0:14:34.640 --> 0:14:36.680 Will we we are going to take a break. 0:14:37.200 --> 0:14:38.800 Yeah that makes sense. 0:14:38.840 --> 0:14:41.400 The deal remains that it's now time to take a break. 0:14:41.440 --> 0:14:43.680 But we're so happy you're here. You didn't come with 0:14:43.760 --> 0:14:46.440 a conspiracy theory, nor did we ask you to. We 0:14:46.520 --> 0:14:50.000 are just gonna bullshit. We're gonna hang out ship and 0:14:50.160 --> 0:14:51.440 listen to some voicemails. 0:14:51.560 --> 0:14:54.720 I have like notes of maybe some bullshit, but okay, 0:14:55.560 --> 0:14:56.040 and if. 0:14:55.960 --> 0:14:58.240 They come up and yeah, you fire them off. 0:14:58.760 --> 0:14:59.200 I love that. 0:14:59.280 --> 0:15:01.840 We're gonna take a more Will more more, David more 0:15:01.960 --> 0:15:06.120 likes than more. My mama told me, yeah. 0:15:13.760 --> 0:15:16.240 Look at your neighbor, said he's on meat stretch on 0:15:17.120 --> 0:15:18.480 he all stretch on me. 0:15:19.800 --> 0:15:28.440 Hall luja, we're back. Well you're looking at your neighbor stretcher. Yeah, 0:15:29.400 --> 0:15:30.720 what was the context? 0:15:31.960 --> 0:15:32.160 Church? 0:15:32.480 --> 0:15:37.040 Yeah, it's a sermon being delivered in a mega church 0:15:37.720 --> 0:15:43.600 and he is, I believe, referring to stretching food okay, okay, 0:15:43.920 --> 0:15:47.920 like making your your the the abundance of your your 0:15:48.040 --> 0:15:51.800 food and wealth and you know, family and ship richer. 0:15:52.040 --> 0:15:55.480 It's funny because I feel like maybe he's so homophobic 0:15:55.760 --> 0:15:58.960 that he doesn't even realize that he needs to say pause. 0:15:59.320 --> 0:15:59.920 I think. 0:16:01.320 --> 0:16:03.880 It's like if you're if you actually have gay friends 0:16:03.920 --> 0:16:06.880 and stuff and you love gay people, yeah, you'll some 0:16:07.000 --> 0:16:09.080 part of you will be like, that's funny thing that 0:16:09.160 --> 0:16:11.760 I just Yeah, if you're so homophobic that you don't 0:16:11.760 --> 0:16:14.640 even consider them people or whatever, you're like, yeah, just 0:16:14.680 --> 0:16:16.200 probably just says a bunch of it like that all day. 0:16:16.280 --> 0:16:17.440 Yeah, doesn't think twice. 0:16:17.680 --> 0:16:20.160 I actually think, uh. And this is a little bit 0:16:20.200 --> 0:16:23.520 of conspiracy I've been holding onto for a while. I 0:16:23.760 --> 0:16:29.800 think that megachurch pastors are trolling. I would love it's 0:16:30.520 --> 0:16:33.600 what I think instead of that they're just really evil. 0:16:34.240 --> 0:16:36.320 I well, I think you can be both of those 0:16:36.440 --> 0:16:38.960 things true, but funny more so than evil. I think 0:16:39.000 --> 0:16:41.600 they're being funny a lot of the time. I think 0:16:41.640 --> 0:16:44.400 when TD Jakes is like falling out and being silly, 0:16:44.400 --> 0:16:48.160 you gotta remember these dudes do it every week for 0:16:48.680 --> 0:16:50.880 hundreds of thousands of viewers. 0:16:51.600 --> 0:16:52.880 You get bored. 0:16:53.560 --> 0:16:56.400 You can't just be in the grift all the time. 0:16:57.040 --> 0:16:59.680 Some of it just has to be silly. And so 0:17:00.040 --> 0:17:02.400 he's gonna be like, I'm gonna say, Meat Stretcher and 0:17:02.520 --> 0:17:05.120 the sixth dudes who are on my payroll are gonna 0:17:05.200 --> 0:17:07.200 laugh like a motherfucker. 0:17:08.760 --> 0:17:11.399 Break Yeah, exactly. We're gonna go in the back and 0:17:11.480 --> 0:17:15.600 we are going to gig gu oh man. They probably 0:17:15.640 --> 0:17:17.440 bring it up all the time to remember. 0:17:18.440 --> 0:17:18.919 And they just. 0:17:20.760 --> 0:17:23.000 Goes viral and they're like, Bro, you ain't gonna believe 0:17:26.600 --> 0:17:28.400 I like that. That's pretty funny. I think. 0:17:28.680 --> 0:17:32.159 I think that's how you keep a true, like secret 0:17:32.320 --> 0:17:34.880 society of people who are down for what you're doing. 0:17:35.880 --> 0:17:38.000 It's to be like, no, we're all in on the bit, baby, 0:17:38.520 --> 0:17:41.080 I just get the biggest plane you get, but you 0:17:41.200 --> 0:17:44.200 get to funk around. You're you're in tdj's pocket. Baby, 0:17:44.240 --> 0:17:46.520 we're doing great like that. I think that's why he 0:17:46.640 --> 0:17:49.919 shows up to the fucking Diddy parties and like hangs 0:17:49.960 --> 0:17:51.960 out in these odd places that he ain't. 0:17:52.320 --> 0:17:53.880 He owns the Shade Room. 0:17:54.480 --> 0:17:57.560 Wait, TDJ owns the Shade Room. 0:17:57.840 --> 0:17:58.600 It's one of them. 0:17:59.160 --> 0:18:00.720 It might be that's crazy. 0:18:00.840 --> 0:18:03.200 I swear to god. TD Jakes is like an owner 0:18:03.400 --> 0:18:06.600 of founder like probably not. 0:18:07.960 --> 0:18:09.080 He's like Elon, He's not. 0:18:09.720 --> 0:18:13.080 Yeah, other people who is the black Elon? 0:18:14.280 --> 0:18:18.840 They wouldn't let us be h. I mean, yeah, who 0:18:19.160 --> 0:18:21.919 they took him out, They took him out. I mean, 0:18:21.960 --> 0:18:27.760 who's the black dude who just no uh, who just 0:18:27.800 --> 0:18:30.359 takes other people's ideas and profits off him. I can 0:18:30.400 --> 0:18:31.800 think of people, but I won't work again if I 0:18:31.880 --> 0:18:40.720 do name them. But yeah, yeah, yeah, there's people for sure, 0:18:40.920 --> 0:18:43.359 but you know, we just consider them whatever. 0:18:43.480 --> 0:18:46.520 All right, The Internet is telling me that that he 0:18:46.680 --> 0:18:49.040 does not in fact own the Shade Room, that he 0:18:49.480 --> 0:18:52.920 was not in any way, he had no steak in 0:18:53.040 --> 0:18:57.160 the Shape Room, and that's all lies, they conspiracy theory. 0:18:57.440 --> 0:18:59.400 But hey, that's also the point of this point. 0:18:59.520 --> 0:19:03.360 Yeah yeah, everybody, we all get got, We all get got, 0:19:03.440 --> 0:19:04.120 we all get got. 0:19:04.200 --> 0:19:06.320 I believe all kinds of ship, and I'm happy to 0:19:06.400 --> 0:19:08.120 say I don't believe it anymore. 0:19:08.200 --> 0:19:11.399 I've thought Stacy Dash and Damon Dash weren't related for 0:19:11.480 --> 0:19:13.800 a long time and then found out they were. 0:19:14.119 --> 0:19:16.600 Oh yeah, their cousins right because of the Dash name. 0:19:16.880 --> 0:19:21.080 Yeah yeah, yeah, you wasn't a great example, I. 0:19:21.080 --> 0:19:24.320 Will say, but I'll have you watched these cult things 0:19:24.440 --> 0:19:28.240 and they it does feel like every cult leader they 0:19:28.280 --> 0:19:30.800 say something and then if it gets popular, like oh 0:19:30.840 --> 0:19:33.840 ship that worked, and then they just keep going with it. 0:19:33.960 --> 0:19:36.040 And it's like, oh, yeah, I'm just a nigga with 0:19:36.119 --> 0:19:39.240 a headband playing volleyball. But y'all listening like I didn't 0:19:39.280 --> 0:19:41.480 know this was gonna go that far, Like okay, yeah, I. 0:19:41.520 --> 0:19:41.760 Think you. 0:19:44.600 --> 0:19:47.880 Next to him and you're you're gonna fuck me. Yes, 0:19:48.040 --> 0:19:49.080 it happened before. 0:19:51.280 --> 0:19:51.399 Bro. 0:19:51.520 --> 0:19:52.760 I never thought I. 0:19:52.800 --> 0:19:54.160 Was just be the smart guy in the room. 0:19:54.200 --> 0:19:56.800 I didn't know y'all were gonna get me pussies like 0:19:57.000 --> 0:19:58.800 what you keep it going? 0:20:01.400 --> 0:20:02.760 And after a while I was like, man, we should 0:20:02.960 --> 0:20:06.359 we should buy, Yeah, we should get we should get 0:20:06.359 --> 0:20:07.080 a house on there. 0:20:07.280 --> 0:20:08.680 You know what, if we had a bigger house, I 0:20:08.720 --> 0:20:11.800 could suck all of y'all. Here's what we do. We 0:20:11.920 --> 0:20:13.679 keep you with cabins. I go cab into cabins. 0:20:13.840 --> 0:20:16.879