Speaker 1: Will A I Am.
Speaker 2: Oh is that pretty good?
Speaker 3: Because will I Am does seem like he's connected to robot.
Speaker 4: He's at Have you've seen him talk like in his
Speaker 4: East l A accident.
Speaker 1: Yes, I love him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he seems like the most boring interpretation of robot, where.
Speaker 5: Like he he imagined a roboty he was like, bee boom.
Speaker 3: That's what you think. A robot is?
Speaker 1: Corny fucking loser.
Speaker 6: Chips in your.
Speaker 2: Racist money an turn stuff.
Speaker 3: I can't tell me.
Speaker 1: Ricky Bobby, Ricky Bobby.
Speaker 2: There it is ladies and gentlemen, little Mama's and gentiles
Speaker 2: ald like, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of Ma Mama
Speaker 2: Told Me.
Speaker 4: The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of
Speaker 4: black conspiracy theories.
Speaker 2: And we finally work to prove whatever you need to hear, sweetheart.
Speaker 2: We're trying to woo you. Yeah, woo you out them
Speaker 2: draw out them panties.
Speaker 4: What's the difference between draws and painties?
Speaker 1: Size?
Speaker 4: That's exactly what I was going to say. Okay, that's
Speaker 4: what I thought, size scale, because draws are like bloomers
Speaker 4: to me. But they don't have to be like Medea
Speaker 4: wears draws. Yeah, but I think Medea has all kinds.
Speaker 1: Of draws, right, but I think.
Speaker 2: But those are big. They're big either way.
Speaker 4: Yeah, silk draw well, but silk draws are for men,
Speaker 4: but there's no silk draws for women.
Speaker 1: I feel believe that's lingerie. Yes, okay, I can just
Speaker 1: chime in.
Speaker 6: Here, please, brother, please, because I'm gonna I say draws
Speaker 6: all the time when talking to my daughter.
Speaker 3: I'm like, don't forget your draws because I think it's hilarious.
Speaker 4: But also, but your daughter's not in panpers because I
Speaker 4: was gonna say diapers argue diapers are huge.
Speaker 3: Yea, she wears regular draws.
Speaker 1: I like that you win since you said.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, But like I feel like, like, also,
Speaker 3: why aren't men's draws called panties too?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 3: What? What are panties?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 4: I think panties is a coverage issue. Yeah, okay, I
Speaker 4: think it's okay. I think panties don't cover.
Speaker 1: Like, sorry, you're reasoning with this too fast for my taste.
Speaker 2: You're immediately going into this as a mature conversation.
Speaker 1: Remember me that what just happened?
Speaker 5: This man just asked us why we don't call men's
Speaker 5: underwear panties, and then you were like, well, simply because
Speaker 5: of the the geographic region, one would say the origin
Speaker 5: could not.
Speaker 3: Possibly be you.
Speaker 1: How smart I sounded, though, How smart I sound you?
Speaker 3: I understand why we don't say it because I wouldn't
Speaker 3: feel comfortable putting panties on.
Speaker 1: You're not even comfortable putting it on your on your daughter.
Speaker 3: Correct, even though they are still working through the exactly you.
Speaker 1: Want to You want to put that on on ving Rains? Yes?
Speaker 3: Can you imagine what the d Rains was like? Someone
Speaker 3: get my pennies. Then the stigma would be gone. We'd
Speaker 3: be like me, don't let him his paties, trying to
Speaker 3: give the third strike Niga pennies growing in your backyard.
Speaker 3: At the end, he's still in panties. Yeah, we don't
Speaker 3: need baby Boy too. We need baby Boy from the
Speaker 3: perspective of ving Raim's character.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's the pitch, Yes, baby boy, Melvin's story.
Speaker 3: Melvin story, I need it. How do you get there?
Speaker 4: Like dog, same time period, just Melvin focused on their
Speaker 4: own ship and then have Jody come in Jody's Okay,
Speaker 4: because here's the thing, Jody and at Evet how it
Speaker 4: pans out in there at Lamark Park or whatever.
Speaker 1: But now across town, Melvin and mom going on a cruise.
Speaker 4: Because that's what happened, Yes, Carnival, they go on a
Speaker 4: carnival cruise.
Speaker 1: She's the one who got the fans shut down.
Speaker 3: Because I also wanted to wait.
Speaker 7: What.
Speaker 1: Jody's mom is the one who got the fans shut
Speaker 1: down on the carnival crew, right, let's go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I also want to know what his first
Speaker 3: two I need to know his first two strikes? What
Speaker 3: were they? Because why was this the third strike? He
Speaker 3: was losing his mind.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you this. He kills somebody. But that's only
Speaker 1: one strike.
Speaker 3: That's what you know, what's crazy?
Speaker 1: You don't realize it's second one jaywalking.
Speaker 2: And that's the up part of the system.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is that Melvin is a crazy person. I think
Speaker 1: we can all.
Speaker 2: Agree that that's a a crazy, crazy ass man.
Speaker 4: Okay, you're not going to like this. Yeah, I think
Speaker 4: Melvin maybe the most same guy in the movie.
Speaker 2: Well that's I think that's the conceit. I think when
Speaker 2: we want to walk away from that, you do feel that, like, well,
Speaker 2: this is also a person of reason, the person who
Speaker 2: is a healthy guide in Jody's life. That said, for
Speaker 2: a regular society, that's a crazy person.
Speaker 4: Right, Like you can't have he can't build up a
Speaker 4: world with just melt.
Speaker 2: He's cooking eggs with his ass out man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think that, but I bet they were
Speaker 3: delicious eggs. I think he's a chef. Must have been
Speaker 3: a chef. This man knows that a cook naked, heels naked.
Speaker 1: You all are missing.
Speaker 2: I am not critiquing Melvin as a fan of Melvin.
Speaker 2: I am critiquing Melvin for societal standards. But I am
Speaker 2: also saying that our system is built in a way
Speaker 2: where we put a crazy person away for the wrong thing. Yes,
Speaker 2: Melvin should be away for the murder, but y'all putting
Speaker 2: Melvin away for jaywalking. And that's that's because you hate
Speaker 2: us so fundamentally that you can't even see when we're
Speaker 2: being crazy. You're trying to kill us all the time.
Speaker 2: It looks different, and yeah, you're going crazy, you're going crazy.
Speaker 1: You're going crazy.
Speaker 3: Looks different. We know that because like they'll put us
Speaker 3: in jail before the label of sox. There's something put
Speaker 3: us in jail before a lot of ships.
Speaker 1: I don't think Melvin was autistic.
Speaker 3: No, he wasn't, but baby Boy was. Please believe baby
Speaker 3: it might have been.
Speaker 1: You know, I think it was autistic in that movie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely, And he couldn't find his way
Speaker 4: out of it.
Speaker 1: That's why he was so violent.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And he knew that he loved Jody.
Speaker 3: We've seen it in the in the school system, like
Speaker 3: he loved Jody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he just punched.
Speaker 3: A line of niggas or somebody who may have wronged
Speaker 3: your friend. I would never do that for any friend.
Speaker 4: I don't feel Yeah, I feel like the way that
Speaker 4: sweet Pea loved Jody was the way that Lenny loved
Speaker 4: those rabbits and mice and men.
Speaker 1: He was just going to start and Jody's.
Speaker 4: Head, yeah, harder and harder, and now Jody don't make it.
Speaker 2: He's not gonna be with us.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: He's in Echo Park Lake. Damn isn't that?
Speaker 7: What is that?
Speaker 1: Anybody killed?
Speaker 4: He killed that lady in Many killed her by the
Speaker 4: water right.
Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you meant Echo Park Lake. I'm like,
Speaker 3: there was Echo Park Lake and it's the old stories
Speaker 3: about the East side of us. Yeah, yeah, and was
Speaker 3: in there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's actually about like Selena's California, right, I don't
Speaker 4: know time Back.
Speaker 2: It's all like, yeah, you know what, that's one of
Speaker 2: the classics.
Speaker 1: I haven't read. Really, it never u it never came
Speaker 1: up once for me. You know what A good classic California.
Speaker 4: But like Fat City that's about stocked in that book
Speaker 4: is bleak.
Speaker 3: Yeah really yeah.
Speaker 1: Read?
Speaker 3: I know, right wee.
Speaker 1: I just the good thing about Billy. This sucks. All
Speaker 1: eleven books i've read all is how it works?
Speaker 3: Smart?
Speaker 1: No, it's good. I was like, I really like time
Speaker 1: it out and.
Speaker 3: Read like the big Shakespeare book you get in the
Speaker 3: Shakespeare class and then I.
Speaker 1: Read all your little places but not the whole. Are
Speaker 1: you reading that though?
Speaker 3: I have it in my house still from when I
Speaker 3: first bought it. I just bought it today, this whole Shakespeare. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the complete works.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah it is good. Okay, how long did it
Speaker 4: take you to read all semester? I want to get
Speaker 4: myself like the rest of the year.
Speaker 3: You should. Well, the thing is, it's good if you
Speaker 3: can pull out the interesting ship, like the emotion behind Shane.
Speaker 3: I could do that, but it's like you just hate
Speaker 3: people talking like that, or at least I do. I'm like,
Speaker 3: just talk regularly like the way I talk. And I
Speaker 3: know that that's like what's missing in a lot of
Speaker 3: literature that I read, Like, what's that guy who puts
Speaker 3: all them? He's got a ridiculous name and not at all.
Speaker 8: Maybe we got past eleven West eleven, and now this
Speaker 8: is an Instagram famous guy who writes about like download
Speaker 8: niggas and like, but it's all on Quand Mills.
Speaker 3: Genius genius, genius kwand Mills. At least his writing is
Speaker 3: in like a language. And I'm like, this is fun.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know those were real books.
Speaker 3: I thought I didn't either.
Speaker 1: I thought what Mills does was make funny book covers.
Speaker 2: I thought it was like an AI, Yeah.
Speaker 3: They're real books. I think they're real books.
Speaker 1: I gotta get one of those.
Speaker 3: But that kind of ship like one actually like there's.
Speaker 1: Works, complete works.
Speaker 2: Look we got we got a bookshelf that's going to
Speaker 2: be for two books, Shakespeare and Mills.
Speaker 3: There's like, because I've been doing this thing on on
Speaker 3: stage about this guy from elementary school who didn't recognize me,
Speaker 3: even though it's like you have to have we went
Speaker 3: to elementary school together.
Speaker 1: Sure, like your mom is talking about me.
Speaker 3: I'm famous. We were in third grade together and I'm
Speaker 3: on television. There's ridiculous. If you don't know who I am,
Speaker 3: That's what it's like.
Speaker 1: But I like, you're lying. You know who I am?
Speaker 3: Like I was a year above you and I'm on
Speaker 3: television every day. You know you know who I am.
Speaker 3: I know everybody who everybody school went to my school,
Speaker 3: what they're doing. And there's a guy from my high
Speaker 3: school though, who writes erotic books. I think he's the
Speaker 3: most famous. I'm like, that's cooler than anything I've ever done.
Speaker 1: Are they big? Because I feel like you could be big.
Speaker 3: He's got like twelve and they're all doing well. I
Speaker 3: think he's like I think they're in Walmart. I think
Speaker 3: it's like he was ahead of me. But I know
Speaker 3: him that Uh we can. But it's.
Speaker 1: Do you think is he still living in Chicago?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I think so.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 3: He was at the They had a reunion for that
Speaker 3: class like last week, and he was there.
Speaker 1: Dude, you didn't go.
Speaker 3: I didn't go either. I'm a five yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm all five from college. I'm all from high school.
Speaker 3: But like he's a he's two thousand and they had
Speaker 3: their two thousand reunion, and so he went to that
Speaker 3: and I was like, wow, that's cool, Like we have
Speaker 3: a chef, we have like a bunch of other people
Speaker 3: from his class. Yeah, and Adrian's on like she won
Speaker 3: top Chef or so she's the second place. Maybe top Chef.
Speaker 1: Maybe she won. I can't remember this is this is
Speaker 1: uh a person from your high school?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, top chef? Yeah yeah, Like even I know
Speaker 3: Whitney Young Michelle Obama went there.
Speaker 1: It's like, well, okay, ain't that good?
Speaker 3: It's the best school in the country.
Speaker 2: This is gonna get too.
Speaker 1: Once you're hanging out with a Whitney Young as they'll
Speaker 1: like make it about that, and it's like, it's it's
Speaker 1: a good school. It's a good school. It's a very good.
Speaker 2: School, and they have a good basketball team and it excels.
Speaker 2: But they start to make it as if like.
Speaker 3: We always bring up Obama, like she they percent they
Speaker 3: as if she wasn't first Lady when she was at
Speaker 3: Whitney Young.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And it's not prophecy, just a good
Speaker 2: school that also has a bunch of scumbags from it.
Speaker 3: For sure.
Speaker 1: Where'd you go to school? Oak Park?
Speaker 2: River Forest and Fine Institution.
Speaker 3: Both of our schools had a lot of r Kelly
Speaker 3: victims there, and I think that's that's very I.
Speaker 1: Mean that's the whole Land area as well.
Speaker 3: Right, only good schools. He did Morgan Park.
Speaker 1: He wasn't slumming it.
Speaker 3: No, he didn't go to like you know, I'm not
Speaker 3: going to say the school's names, but I won't shoot
Speaker 3: on the school, but I.
Speaker 1: Big up the schools that are or doesn't exist or
Speaker 1: doesn't or he wasn't going to.
Speaker 3: He was like, let me get these smart light skin.
Speaker 2: He's like, I want to see a teenager with potentials
Speaker 2: so I can snatch it away from him. Man, it's
Speaker 2: no fun if there was no chance at the future.
Speaker 3: He there you go. So anyway, where are we?
Speaker 1: I got lost?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're nowhere. I'll say this our guest today. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we haven't even introduced our guests. I'm realizing now how
Speaker 2: much of a waste of time this has been. In
Speaker 2: a nightmare.
Speaker 1: Our guest today is one of our favorite comedians on
Speaker 1: the planet.
Speaker 2: He's hilarious.
Speaker 1: You know from outside, you know, I'm from from goddamn
Speaker 1: Sherman Showcase. Uh, you know, from from Grown Ish, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm from from every gay he writes on everything. He's hilarious.
Speaker 1: He's a dear friend of mine. Will Miles. Everybody.
Speaker 3: Well, I think I'm.
Speaker 9: Looking forward to cracking up.
Speaker 1: I hope I can, like you totally crack up. I
Speaker 1: haven't like totally cracked up in a long time.
Speaker 3: It's one of my biggest fans, little white boys, big fans.
Speaker 2: Will we we are going to take a break.
Speaker 3: Yeah that makes sense.
Speaker 2: The deal remains that it's now time to take a break.
Speaker 2: But we're so happy you're here. You didn't come with
Speaker 2: a conspiracy theory, nor did we ask you to. We
Speaker 2: are just gonna bullshit. We're gonna hang out ship and
Speaker 2: listen to some voicemails.
Speaker 3: I have like notes of maybe some bullshit, but okay,
Speaker 3: and if.
Speaker 1: They come up and yeah, you fire them off.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 1: We're gonna take a more Will more more, David more
Speaker 1: likes than more. My mama told me, yeah.
Speaker 10: Look at your neighbor, said he's on meat stretch on
Speaker 10: he all stretch on me.
Speaker 1: Hall luja, we're back. Well you're looking at your neighbor stretcher. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what was the context?
Speaker 2: Church?
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's a sermon being delivered in a mega church
Speaker 11: and he is, I believe, referring to stretching food okay, okay,
Speaker 11: like making your your the the abundance of your your
Speaker 11: food and wealth and you know, family and ship richer.
Speaker 3: It's funny because I feel like maybe he's so homophobic
Speaker 3: that he doesn't even realize that he needs to say pause.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 3: It's like if you're if you actually have gay friends
Speaker 3: and stuff and you love gay people, yeah, you'll some
Speaker 3: part of you will be like, that's funny thing that
Speaker 3: I just Yeah, if you're so homophobic that you don't
Speaker 3: even consider them people or whatever, you're like, yeah, just
Speaker 3: probably just says a bunch of it like that all day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, doesn't think twice.
Speaker 2: I actually think, uh. And this is a little bit
Speaker 2: of conspiracy I've been holding onto for a while. I
Speaker 2: think that megachurch pastors are trolling. I would love it's
Speaker 2: what I think instead of that they're just really evil.
Speaker 2: I well, I think you can be both of those
Speaker 2: things true, but funny more so than evil. I think
Speaker 2: they're being funny a lot of the time. I think
Speaker 2: when TD Jakes is like falling out and being silly,
Speaker 2: you gotta remember these dudes do it every week for
Speaker 2: hundreds of thousands of viewers.
Speaker 3: You get bored.
Speaker 2: You can't just be in the grift all the time.
Speaker 2: Some of it just has to be silly. And so
Speaker 2: he's gonna be like, I'm gonna say, Meat Stretcher and
Speaker 2: the sixth dudes who are on my payroll are gonna
Speaker 2: laugh like a motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Break Yeah, exactly. We're gonna go in the back and
Speaker 1: we are going to gig gu oh man. They probably
Speaker 1: bring it up all the time to remember.
Speaker 3: And they just.
Speaker 1: Goes viral and they're like, Bro, you ain't gonna believe
Speaker 1: I like that. That's pretty funny. I think.
Speaker 2: I think that's how you keep a true, like secret
Speaker 2: society of people who are down for what you're doing.
Speaker 2: It's to be like, no, we're all in on the bit, baby,
Speaker 2: I just get the biggest plane you get, but you
Speaker 2: get to funk around. You're you're in tdj's pocket. Baby,
Speaker 2: we're doing great like that. I think that's why he
Speaker 2: shows up to the fucking Diddy parties and like hangs
Speaker 2: out in these odd places that he ain't.
Speaker 1: He owns the Shade Room.
Speaker 3: Wait, TDJ owns the Shade Room.
Speaker 1: It's one of them.
Speaker 3: It might be that's crazy.
Speaker 1: I swear to god. TD Jakes is like an owner
Speaker 1: of founder like probably not.
Speaker 3: He's like Elon, He's not.
Speaker 4: Yeah, other people who is the black Elon?
Speaker 3: They wouldn't let us be h. I mean, yeah, who
Speaker 3: they took him out, They took him out. I mean,
Speaker 3: who's the black dude who just no uh, who just
Speaker 3: takes other people's ideas and profits off him. I can
Speaker 3: think of people, but I won't work again if I
Speaker 3: do name them. But yeah, yeah, yeah, there's people for sure,
Speaker 3: but you know, we just consider them whatever.
Speaker 1: All right, The Internet is telling me that that he
Speaker 1: does not in fact own the Shade Room, that he
Speaker 1: was not in any way, he had no steak in
Speaker 1: the Shape Room, and that's all lies, they conspiracy theory.
Speaker 1: But hey, that's also the point of this point.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, everybody, we all get got, We all get got,
Speaker 4: we all get got.
Speaker 1: I believe all kinds of ship, and I'm happy to
Speaker 1: say I don't believe it anymore.
Speaker 4: I've thought Stacy Dash and Damon Dash weren't related for
Speaker 4: a long time and then found out they were.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, their cousins right because of the Dash name.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, you wasn't a great example, I.
Speaker 3: Will say, but I'll have you watched these cult things
Speaker 3: and they it does feel like every cult leader they
Speaker 3: say something and then if it gets popular, like oh
Speaker 3: ship that worked, and then they just keep going with it.
Speaker 3: And it's like, oh, yeah, I'm just a nigga with
Speaker 3: a headband playing volleyball. But y'all listening like I didn't
Speaker 3: know this was gonna go that far, Like okay, yeah, I.
Speaker 7: Think you.
Speaker 3: Next to him and you're you're gonna fuck me. Yes,
Speaker 3: it happened before.
Speaker 7: Bro.
Speaker 3: I never thought I.
Speaker 1: Was just be the smart guy in the room.
Speaker 2: I didn't know y'all were gonna get me pussies like
Speaker 2: what you keep it going?
Speaker 4: And after a while I was like, man, we should
Speaker 4: we should buy, Yeah, we should get we should get
Speaker 4: a house on there.
Speaker 1: You know what, if we had a bigger house, I
Speaker 1: could suck all of y'all. Here's what we do. We
Speaker 1: keep you with cabins. I go cab into cabins.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I get it, you're you're shy about your body.
Speaker 2: I'll go to a different cabin.
Speaker 3: You want to listen to me still like I don't
Speaker 3: have anything good to say.
Speaker 1: I've never had.
Speaker 3: Anything, no way him is doing that.
Speaker 4: Nobody ever talks about the cult leader building the plane
Speaker 4: while it's flying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what's going on. It's a specific talent. Yep.
Speaker 1: It's like that's got to be really hard.
Speaker 3: I don't watch we watched the is it a lot
Speaker 3: of kids? Nineteen kids and counting. That guy was part
Speaker 3: of a cult. They were part of a cult. That's
Speaker 3: why you would have nineteen kids any sense. But they're
Speaker 3: all narcissistic ego people. So they have like, you know,
Speaker 3: my legacy ship, which is a weird reason to have
Speaker 3: kids kind of legacy. It's like, sure, we all want
Speaker 3: to have agacy, but also these are people, they're their
Speaker 3: own people.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I don't know if they're going to like describe to
Speaker 4: your legacy.
Speaker 3: And they shouldn't. You want them not to going to
Speaker 3: be individuals. But like that kind of vibe of like
Speaker 3: nineteen kids and they all listen to me like that,
Speaker 3: it's like that's from a cult leader who influences got it?
Speaker 1: These are like these are dogs? Yeah, yeah, these are
Speaker 1: human beings. Yeah, we we should do some voicemails. Let's
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 2: I I before we do, I actually had a thought
Speaker 2: that I wanted to share. Uh, that's been on my
Speaker 2: mind for some time. Are we familiar with the Sea
Speaker 2: World performances.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you been seeing them?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Their shirts off, we're seeing all of that. I think,
Speaker 2: and I'm scared to say this a little bit, so
Speaker 2: hear me out. I think that they are getting all
Speaker 2: these cool black performers to do that to get us
Speaker 2: comfortable with slavery again.
Speaker 1: Okay, continue.
Speaker 2: I think that SeaWorld, for the longest time since that
Speaker 2: Blackfish documentary has been exposed as essentially a slave camp
Speaker 2: for whales and dolphins. Right, we all agreed this was wrong,
Speaker 2: this was vile. We are we are hoping to do
Speaker 2: something better, and SeaWorld simultaneously is figuring out ways to
Speaker 2: bring artists in that are gonna make people reason with
Speaker 2: SeaWorld again. Right, go back and be like, I don't
Speaker 2: I'm not mad at y'all. Y'all brought, y'all brought fucking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was just here.
Speaker 1: I can't be mad at you.
Speaker 2: They're doing that, right, But then simultaneously they're also reminding us.
Speaker 2: They're reminding us that if they could get away with
Speaker 2: it with a fucking whale, they're definitely able to get
Speaker 2: away with it with black people too, that if we
Speaker 2: get comfortable with slavery with animals, will eventually find our
Speaker 2: way back to get comfortable with slavery with people.
Speaker 1: And who are they going to subjugate first?
Speaker 4: It seems like a longer con to slavery than fascism
Speaker 4: is going to be.
Speaker 1: Is my only thing with the fascist Maybe there we
Speaker 1: go sided to separate them.
Speaker 2: I think that this is all a larger play of
Speaker 2: psychological damage to make us feel again comfortable with having
Speaker 2: an owner that we didn't have one hundred years.
Speaker 3: I also didn't see that documentary. I just and I
Speaker 3: feel like that's a problem, Like we should all let's
Speaker 3: all watch that. We need to be watching these documentaries.
Speaker 3: They're using it against us.
Speaker 1: I mean, can't we just have fun?
Speaker 7: And I.
Speaker 4: Can't. I just go see Jason Deruloo?
Speaker 3: Yeah he wasn't one, right, didn't Jason?
Speaker 2: I don't have no doubt.
Speaker 1: David.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would have been surprised if Jason Derulo performed
Speaker 2: as the World and he wore a wet suit in
Speaker 2: his performance.
Speaker 3: Why this also has legs because look at like Craig
Speaker 3: David reminded me that Craig David performed at like Love Island?
Speaker 3: Is it Love Island?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: He did the version the way Meghan the Stallion did
Speaker 3: on the Yeah, and Meghan the Stallion didn't perform. She
Speaker 3: didn't perform. Yeah, but because it's got to be strange
Speaker 3: to perform for seven people who haven't seen another human
Speaker 3: being in months, stupid seven of the like no offense,
Speaker 3: but like.
Speaker 4: I think a smart did teer me ont A is
Speaker 4: a good face and then you showed me his dancing
Speaker 4: video is good.
Speaker 1: But he might be crazy, but I mean crazy like
Speaker 1: phenomenal humans love.
Speaker 3: I love.
Speaker 1: I think he's the best guy, and.
Speaker 3: I think him are gonna make it.
Speaker 1: But I don't give a about it.
Speaker 3: I even saying that it felt weird, Like I think
Speaker 3: there's one.
Speaker 2: Thing for me, it's a mistake to give a fuck
Speaker 2: about the longevity of these relationships. I don't think that
Speaker 2: these human beings maybe even have the capacity for meaningful love.
Speaker 1: But I will say not even nick, I will say
Speaker 1: that they that Ace is awesome.
Speaker 3: It's just awesome freestyle dances. Yeah, nice shoes, he's a
Speaker 3: good dude. Yeah, reps l A or whatever. Like, Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's bury himself in a way that like the camera's caught,
Speaker 3: and also he's reserved in a way that they didn't catch.
Speaker 3: I respect everything about him, but I think that I
Speaker 3: think Love Island in itself is a form of slavery.
Speaker 1: Why are they locked away with no.
Speaker 3: Access to anybody else for that long?
Speaker 1: No, Reality TV is like set up like torture. Yeah,
Speaker 1: your house is outside. Yeah. Yeah, they only wear clothes.
Speaker 2: They tell you when to sleep and when to bro
Speaker 2: They won't even give them gym equipment that works, like
Speaker 2: they're using makeshift equipment.
Speaker 4: And this is the biggest show on the planet. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: this is this is fully prison and it's like they
Speaker 4: they masterminded it to be a bunch of psychos. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's not like people watch reality TV like it's like
Speaker 4: a sample group, right. They took the craziest, dumbest ones
Speaker 4: and the.
Speaker 1: Ones that they could spot, like weird ego ship inside.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, oh, you're you're beautiful, but you also
Speaker 1: are deeply insecure and also like don't really have the
Speaker 1: ability to articulate your feelings. You're perfect.
Speaker 2: We'll mush you up against another psychopath and let y'all
Speaker 2: figure it out every day.
Speaker 1: It's not even like we know and you got to
Speaker 1: sleep in the same room.
Speaker 3: Yeah, every day.
Speaker 4: That's humiliating with like the people that you were just
Speaker 4: supposedly in love with and then we just it's it's
Speaker 4: like it's.
Speaker 1: Nasty, it's gip mo. It's like.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't last a second in there. My phone or
Speaker 3: television they tell them they're in Fiji. Yeah, and they
Speaker 3: don't know. Yeah that's true, like you flew to.
Speaker 1: Fiji, sure, but like you don't know where the fuck
Speaker 1: you are. Yeah, you don't get to go outside.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is all made up.
Speaker 1: It's made it's genuine prison.
Speaker 3: And it's of course, like when you think about all
Speaker 3: the beefs they have and all the arguments they get into,
Speaker 3: It's like, if you really think about taking away access
Speaker 3: to all other people in information, why wouldn't argue with
Speaker 3: people every day? I of course I'm going nuts, Like
Speaker 3: of course I'm making I'm doing moves that don't make
Speaker 3: any sense to the outside world. It's like, yeah, because
Speaker 3: you got like Twitter, bro, you got Instagram, watched all
Speaker 3: sense of people outside that you could be like is
Speaker 3: this crazy?
Speaker 1: Like you ask your little brother.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 1: Crying because I'm sleep deprived and dehydrate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, drunk, Yeah, you.
Speaker 1: Guys, they don't even let them drink.
Speaker 3: They don't let them drink on that one that's crazy.
Speaker 3: And they don't don't let him drink in general the
Speaker 3: other day, one.
Speaker 2: Or two drinks a week now because they used to
Speaker 2: let them drink and ship was too crazy.
Speaker 1: That's it would be crazier to do it not drunk,
Speaker 1: of course.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like and then they don't even let them
Speaker 3: smoke weed.
Speaker 1: I'm like, now you're just don't want.
Speaker 2: To You're sitting and having to live with your thoughts.
Speaker 2: They got to call that ship castaway.
Speaker 1: Well they're not. They're not allowed to have books, no books.
Speaker 3: That's another thing. You can't read or watch anything. So
Speaker 3: it's just prison. The days are so long that yeah,
Speaker 3: you get books and all you get.
Speaker 2: To do is watch one bad bitch walk from one
Speaker 2: side of a playground to the other side of the playground,
Speaker 2: which you think would fill your days, but not after
Speaker 2: you see that bad bitch every day from every day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's tough you no matter what it is, it
Speaker 3: gets old, you know, Yeah, like it's crazy. Marriage is
Speaker 3: last because you in between time you have other people
Speaker 3: to talk to because you get together and because you
Speaker 3: like are able to go do work and come back home. Yeah,
Speaker 3: marriage was just love island. There'd be so many more
Speaker 3: deaths like suicide or wouldn't somebody either, no way, like
Speaker 3: for more than a month and even a month, I
Speaker 3: mean you need to court somebody, like courting somebody in
Speaker 3: real life. You get to go home, you get to
Speaker 3: think on your actions. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah
Speaker 3: the next day with new information, yeah yeah, or a
Speaker 3: couple of days, yeah, weeks even Sometimes they're never alone.
Speaker 1: Never, there's always a camera there.
Speaker 3: And you get you're talking to other dudes in the
Speaker 3: same experience with you or other people.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: They're also it's meant to breed distrust. The worst friends fellas.
Speaker 2: They they don't even give them a wall for their showers,
Speaker 2: right right, you you right. We fog a little bit
Speaker 2: so that we don't see your your meat, but everything
Speaker 2: else we want to we are looking at the whole time.
Speaker 1: If you dig in your nose, we catch that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah I can.
Speaker 1: If you check under your arm to see if there's
Speaker 1: something whatever that weird growth is, we got that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But it's preparing us for like in your head,
Speaker 3: like well, if they can do it, I could do it.
Speaker 3: But it's like, but we shouldn't be doing this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is why s world is not okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm with it.
Speaker 3: Like the whales are on their own love Island. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and they fuck each other just as much.
Speaker 12: And those sexy fucking whales. Yeah, they don't fuck each
Speaker 12: other though, right, and that the whole thing that I
Speaker 12: don't think about. I don't fuck each other. And then
Speaker 12: their their fins get sad, they stop getting sad. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 12: they're like it's like.
Speaker 2: And they die.
Speaker 1: They die.
Speaker 2: I think at like a quarter of the age that
Speaker 2: they live, like real it's really terrible. They like live
Speaker 2: to eighty or one hundred in real life, and then
Speaker 2: in captivity they die like twenty one.
Speaker 4: But don't they rejected by pods when they're released back
Speaker 4: the let them back because kill him.
Speaker 3: I mean, think about when your family gets we've all
Speaker 3: had home, and they're a little different, you know, they're
Speaker 3: a little different, Like, yeah.
Speaker 2: They're just solving the problem. Now, motherfucker's fucking.
Speaker 3: Kill him. We're like, no, you stand in the next room.
Speaker 3: We think he's cool. Cool, come out well, like randomly
Speaker 3: start bringing back around you know other people, but yeah,
Speaker 3: damn not in well society.
Speaker 2: We we should take one more break.
Speaker 1: We should take a break, and when they will knock out,
Speaker 1: a voicemail will be done. Yeah, all right, sounds good.
Speaker 1: All right, one more break, will Miles David Boris and coment.
Speaker 9: My mama told me, Yeah, funny, you don't say the
Speaker 9: N word around two year old?
Speaker 1: We do.
Speaker 10: Yeah, we do.
Speaker 1: Welcome back.
Speaker 3: Absolutely around everyone's kid, all the ages. Yeah you do.
Speaker 1: Man, are you pretty good about.
Speaker 3: Around your daughter?
Speaker 1: So she's commented on it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure. Let's come up that home.
Speaker 3: Stelle's dances nigga a lot.
Speaker 1: But we have a voicemail. We have a voicemail, and
Speaker 1: I'm very excited for this one. This is uh, you'll hear.
Speaker 7: What's up Langston? What's up?
Speaker 1: David?
Speaker 13: I'm calling in today because I know for a fact
Speaker 13: that someone or group of people is editing in all
Speaker 13: of these smoke detector beeps in black people's videos as
Speaker 13: a siop.
Speaker 1: WHOA, okay, hell, yes, let's keep going.
Speaker 7: There's no way that every time a black person gets
Speaker 7: ready to make a cogent point online that a smoke
Speaker 7: detective beep just happens to go off, it immediately erases
Speaker 7: all credibility, and the comments are all just talking about
Speaker 7: the damn smoke detector instead of the point that the
Speaker 7: person made. Whoa, you'll be watching like a wholesome family
Speaker 7: video of black people just doing their thing, and then
Speaker 7: the smoke detector goes off, and then that's all anybody
Speaker 7: could talk about. And here come the white bots, whether
Speaker 7: they be human or aim, just talking about the smoke
Speaker 7: detective beep instead of what a wonderful than it is.
Speaker 7: I don't know who is doing it, but we need
Speaker 7: to get to the bottom of it. By the way,
Speaker 7: I've started calling y'all blacking on, because y'all are the
Speaker 7: ones that are out here searching for the truth.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. This guy, it is a perfect call.
Speaker 1: It was a good call. It was a perfect call.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he got to the point. He ain't saying nothing
Speaker 2: weird to us.
Speaker 3: He liked in some ways he's saying QAnon is also
Speaker 3: in search of the truth.
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, you're going to okay, yeah, okay, never never.
Speaker 3: Has nothing doing. Okay, if you're.
Speaker 14: Jealous of our compliment, you should just say that, yeah,
Speaker 14: we're blocking on. Yeah, that's a nice compliment, and you
Speaker 14: should you should move on with you.
Speaker 1: I got a smogan for blacking on. Where we go?
Speaker 1: One we go?
Speaker 4: Ball?
Speaker 1: Oh, come on, come on?
Speaker 7: A bit of.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, okay, anyways, yeah, I got no notes. Yes,
Speaker 4: you know, I think that that feels completely because it
Speaker 4: is like them.
Speaker 1: It would be so easy. It's so easy to do that. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I also think.
Speaker 2: The ways and I really like what he said about
Speaker 2: like be they human or a The ways in which
Speaker 2: people pick up on it and have now like made
Speaker 2: it a cultural thing feels very fabricated. That Like, I
Speaker 2: know a lot of black people who you know, don't
Speaker 2: change their smoke detectors often, but I also know a
Speaker 2: lot of responsible motherfuckers who do.
Speaker 1: And also you just take the smoke detector down, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: which I've done.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the side of the spectrum that I'm on
Speaker 4: to take that ship down.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It beeps for like a day and then you're like, damn,
Speaker 1: let me go get at that.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't live with that beam.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: That's what it's like. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: Now they're really making us animals in a way that
Speaker 2: doesn't feel true. Agreed, Like I know, motherfucker's whose shit
Speaker 2: go off, But I don't know people who just live
Speaker 2: in beeps forever.
Speaker 4: Video with the with the brom you're making that video now,
Speaker 4: like you don't you're smart enough to have a coaching
Speaker 4: point about ice or whatever.
Speaker 3: Go outside, Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna go where the beeps are now yeah
Speaker 2: yeah yeah.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 3: Also, you got to think about who they let get
Speaker 3: through their points with no beeps, and it's never somebody
Speaker 3: I agree with. It's never somebody I'm like, let me
Speaker 3: share this because yeah, yea.
Speaker 2: And those beeps, frankly, I bet are not nearly as
Speaker 2: loud as they make them in the video, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean. Even for the people, the rare few
Speaker 2: who may have a beeping smoke detector in the background,
Speaker 2: I bet we barely could hear it. And then the
Speaker 2: technology is built in a way where it's like blackface,
Speaker 2: beep goes off, we go turn that motherfucker hundred percent
Speaker 2: one hundred person.
Speaker 3: I mean I think they even know black features, oh,
Speaker 3: versus like just skin. They're like they're looking at like lips, lips, nose,
Speaker 3: because yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Know who's not beeping Indians? Okay, no, you guys don't
Speaker 1: want to.
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, like, yeah, I don't, I
Speaker 3: don't know enough. I'm admittedly not. Yeah you got you
Speaker 3: see like you got a clip.
Speaker 1: I'm out. I'm out.
Speaker 3: I'm out. I'm out, you know. But I think they like,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say some crazy ship. But I think there's
Speaker 3: a picture of a car running into a restaurant with
Speaker 3: some black influences and it's have you seen that? No,
Speaker 3: there's black food influencers eating, and then a car just
Speaker 3: runs in and and everybody's like, oh, doctor Umar. Then
Speaker 3: other people like, nah, she's black, Like you can tell
Speaker 3: about the features and the woman is black. But I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 3: just a I know the features and the day.
Speaker 2: Send the car end, and I know, you know, like
Speaker 2: I'm gonna, I'm gonna say this, and then I know
Speaker 2: where you have to go. I recently read an article about,
Speaker 2: uh well, it was responding to this this fucking viral
Speaker 2: thing that was happening where a lady had supposedly died
Speaker 2: as a trainer at SeaWorld. This Wow, this lady had
Speaker 2: been murdered again by a whale, which hasn't happened in
Speaker 2: a while. But this is trending on TikTok for a
Speaker 2: while and people are like crying out, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: this is such a tragedy. This is why we have
Speaker 2: to get things fixed, resolve whatever at SeaWorld. Right then
Speaker 2: it turns out the entire thing is fabricated. Wow, it's
Speaker 2: not real. And there are videos of this woman who
Speaker 2: is like petting the whale and like doing all the
Speaker 2: tricks in front of a real crowd, but it's all
Speaker 2: a it's all like made up, and this person doesn't exist.
Speaker 2: And I think that's the type of mind trick that
Speaker 2: we're living under, where we don't know what's real and
Speaker 2: what's not real, and we're just being fed AI all
Speaker 2: the time in a way that it's just gonna kind
Speaker 2: of slowly sink into our bloodstream and will become numb
Speaker 2: to what is reality, some type of a similar That's
Speaker 2: the word I was thinking as well.
Speaker 3: This is what I was before the thought I was
Speaker 3: talking about how like, I know Josh talked about the
Speaker 3: matrix and shit we're living in, but I'm like, yo,
Speaker 3: the cloud makes me truly believe there's no doubt that
Speaker 3: they're doing it, And like the fact that Oracle is
Speaker 3: in charge of so much of the media right now,
Speaker 3: no offense. I still got a script over there, please
Speaker 3: buy it. But I'm just saying, like Oracle is in
Speaker 3: the Matrix. The black woman in the Matrix is the Oracle.
Speaker 3: The black woman who wrote the Matrix. You know, Mitch
Speaker 3: was written by a black woman. That's that's that's not
Speaker 3: true at all.
Speaker 2: But I didn't know that, but I mean, it's not
Speaker 2: There's a lady who claims that she wrote the Matrix
Speaker 2: and Terminator.
Speaker 1: She did not.
Speaker 3: I didn't think Mator.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 1: She says that James Cameron stole her whole ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's where she lost. And she says shop employees
Speaker 3: who stole an idea from black women. Sounded believable, but
Speaker 3: then she she went too far with they say.
Speaker 2: She claims that they're actually all like synchronized stories, that
Speaker 2: that Terminator is life after the machines take over, and
Speaker 2: then the Matrix is further down the line where the
Speaker 2: machines have fully taken over and we live inside of
Speaker 2: the pods where we are being like mine for should
Speaker 2: idea the two sounds impressive. She didn't actually do it, Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 2: she's just a crazy.
Speaker 1: Part okay Ron and she'll defend herself.
Speaker 2: I would love for her.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying if they got all her info, they
Speaker 3: got our porn habits, they got our they know how
Speaker 3: to make an AI human, all of our porn habits,
Speaker 3: all of our search habits. They know when you linger
Speaker 3: on somebody's face too long on Instagram and they're like,
Speaker 3: here's her face a lot, It's like, wait, that was
Speaker 3: just one time I saw her. I don't know why
Speaker 3: this person is now the lead of my story, first story,
Speaker 3: first story. It's like, no, I don't. I don't care
Speaker 3: about that person that much.
Speaker 2: And because they know now what you like and they
Speaker 2: can feed you something even if it's not real. That
Speaker 2: might not even be a real video, right exactly, just
Speaker 2: like no, we know what you're into. So here you
Speaker 2: go again, hand Will. This was fucked up, man, I loved.
Speaker 3: I loved it.
Speaker 2: You want to tell the people where they can find you.
Speaker 3: Look, I'm I'm if you want to follow me follow
Speaker 3: at Husky Nigga Fits on Instagram. I do love that,
Speaker 3: and I'm gonna try to surface everything over there. I'm
Speaker 3: no longer a person. I'm AI. Follow Husky Nigga Fits
Speaker 3: where all my AI fits will be boy.
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