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Speaker 3: Because will I Am does seem like he's connected to robot.

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Speaker 4: He's at Have you've seen him talk like in his

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Speaker 1: Yes, I love him.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he seems like the most boring interpretation of robot, where.

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Speaker 5: Like he he imagined a roboty he was like, bee boom.

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Speaker 3: That's what you think. A robot is?

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Speaker 1: Corny fucking loser.

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Speaker 6: Chips in your.

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Speaker 2: Racist money an turn stuff.

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Speaker 3: I can't tell me.

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Speaker 1: Ricky Bobby, Ricky Bobby.

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Speaker 2: There it is ladies and gentlemen, little Mama's and gentiles

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Speaker 2: ald like, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of Ma Mama

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Speaker 2: Told Me.

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Speaker 4: The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of

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Speaker 4: black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 2: And we finally work to prove whatever you need to hear, sweetheart.

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Speaker 2: We're trying to woo you. Yeah, woo you out them

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Speaker 2: draw out them panties.

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Speaker 4: What's the difference between draws and painties?

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Speaker 1: Size?

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Speaker 4: That's exactly what I was going to say. Okay, that's

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Speaker 4: what I thought, size scale, because draws are like bloomers

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Speaker 4: to me. But they don't have to be like Medea

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Speaker 4: wears draws. Yeah, but I think Medea has all kinds.

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Speaker 1: Of draws, right, but I think.

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Speaker 2: But those are big. They're big either way.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, silk draw well, but silk draws are for men,

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Speaker 4: but there's no silk draws for women.

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Speaker 1: I feel believe that's lingerie. Yes, okay, I can just

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Speaker 6: Here, please, brother, please, because I'm gonna I say draws

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Speaker 6: all the time when talking to my daughter.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, don't forget your draws because I think it's hilarious.

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Speaker 4: But also, but your daughter's not in panpers because I

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Speaker 4: was gonna say diapers argue diapers are huge.

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Speaker 3: Yea, she wears regular draws.

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Speaker 1: I like that you win since you said.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, But like I feel like, like, also,

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Speaker 3: why aren't men's draws called panties too?

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Speaker 7: What?

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Speaker 3: What? What are panties?

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Speaker 7: Right?

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Speaker 3: You know?

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Speaker 4: I think panties is a coverage issue. Yeah, okay, I

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Speaker 4: think it's okay. I think panties don't cover.

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Speaker 1: Like, sorry, you're reasoning with this too fast for my taste.

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Speaker 2: You're immediately going into this as a mature conversation.

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Speaker 1: Remember me that what just happened?

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Speaker 5: This man just asked us why we don't call men's

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Speaker 5: underwear panties, and then you were like, well, simply because

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Speaker 5: of the the geographic region, one would say the origin

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Speaker 3: Possibly be you.

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Speaker 1: How smart I sounded, though, How smart I sound you?

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Speaker 3: I understand why we don't say it because I wouldn't

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Speaker 3: feel comfortable putting panties on.

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Speaker 1: You're not even comfortable putting it on your on your daughter.

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Speaker 3: Correct, even though they are still working through the exactly you.

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Speaker 1: Want to You want to put that on on ving Rains? Yes?

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Speaker 3: Can you imagine what the d Rains was like? Someone

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Speaker 3: get my pennies. Then the stigma would be gone. We'd

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Speaker 3: be like me, don't let him his paties, trying to

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Speaker 3: give the third strike Niga pennies growing in your backyard.

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Speaker 3: At the end, he's still in panties. Yeah, we don't

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Speaker 1: Okay, here's the pitch, Yes, baby boy, Melvin's story.

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Speaker 3: Melvin story, I need it. How do you get there?

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Speaker 4: Like dog, same time period, just Melvin focused on their

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Speaker 4: because here's the thing, Jody and at Evet how it

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Speaker 1: But now across town, Melvin and mom going on a cruise.

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Speaker 4: Because that's what happened, Yes, Carnival, they go on a

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Speaker 1: She's the one who got the fans shut down.

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Speaker 3: Because I also wanted to wait.

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Speaker 7: What.

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Speaker 1: Jody's mom is the one who got the fans shut

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because I also want to know what his first

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you this. He kills somebody. But that's only

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Speaker 3: That's what you know, what's crazy?

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Speaker 1: You don't realize it's second one jaywalking.

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Speaker 2: And that's the up part of the system.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, is that Melvin is a crazy person. I think

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Speaker 2: Agree that that's a a crazy, crazy ass man.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you're not going to like this. Yeah, I think

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Speaker 4: Melvin maybe the most same guy in the movie.

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Speaker 2: Well that's I think that's the conceit. I think when

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Speaker 4: Right, Like you can't have he can't build up a

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Speaker 2: He's cooking eggs with his ass out man.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think that, but I bet they were

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Speaker 3: delicious eggs. I think he's a chef. Must have been

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Speaker 3: a chef. This man knows that a cook naked, heels naked.

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Speaker 1: You all are missing.

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Speaker 2: I am not critiquing Melvin as a fan of Melvin.

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Speaker 2: I am critiquing Melvin for societal standards. But I am

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Speaker 2: Melvin should be away for the murder, but y'all putting

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Speaker 2: us so fundamentally that you can't even see when we're

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Speaker 2: It looks different, and yeah, you're going crazy, you're going crazy.

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Speaker 1: You're going crazy.

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Speaker 3: Looks different. We know that because like they'll put us

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Speaker 1: I don't think Melvin was autistic.

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Speaker 3: it might have been.

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Speaker 1: You know, I think it was autistic in that movie.

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Speaker 1: That's why he was so violent.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. And he knew that he loved Jody.

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Speaker 3: We've seen it in the in the school system, like

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Speaker 3: he loved Jody.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he just punched.

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Speaker 3: A line of niggas or somebody who may have wronged

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Speaker 4: I don't feel Yeah, I feel like the way that

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Speaker 1: He was just going to start and Jody's.

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Speaker 4: Head, yeah, harder and harder, and now Jody don't make it.

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Speaker 2: He's not gonna be with us.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: He's in Echo Park Lake. Damn isn't that?

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Speaker 7: What is that?

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Speaker 1: Anybody killed?

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Speaker 4: He killed that lady in Many killed her by the

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Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you meant Echo Park Lake. I'm like,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's actually about like Selena's California, right, I don't

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Speaker 2: It's all like, yeah, you know what, that's one of

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Speaker 1: I haven't read. Really, it never u it never came

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Speaker 4: But like Fat City that's about stocked in that book

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Speaker 3: Yeah really yeah.

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Speaker 1: Read?

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Speaker 3: I know, right wee.

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Speaker 1: I just the good thing about Billy. This sucks. All

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Speaker 1: eleven books i've read all is how it works?

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Speaker 3: Smart?

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Speaker 1: No, it's good. I was like, I really like time

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Speaker 3: Read like the big Shakespeare book you get in the

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Speaker 1: Read all your little places but not the whole. Are

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Speaker 3: I have it in my house still from when I

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Speaker 3: first bought it. I just bought it today, this whole Shakespeare. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: You should. Well, the thing is, it's good if you

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Speaker 3: I could do that, but it's like you just hate

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Speaker 8: Maybe we got past eleven West eleven, and now this

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Speaker 3: Genius genius, genius kwand Mills. At least his writing is

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Speaker 1: I didn't even know those were real books.

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Speaker 3: I thought I didn't either.

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Speaker 1: I thought what Mills does was make funny book covers.

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Speaker 2: I thought it was like an AI, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: They're real books. I think they're real books.

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Speaker 1: I gotta get one of those.

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Speaker 3: But that kind of ship like one actually like there's.

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Speaker 1: Works, complete works.

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Speaker 2: Look we got we got a bookshelf that's going to

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Speaker 3: There's like, because I've been doing this thing on on

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Speaker 3: even though it's like you have to have we went

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Speaker 1: Sure, like your mom is talking about me.

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Speaker 3: I'm famous. We were in third grade together and I'm

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Speaker 3: That's what it's like.

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Speaker 1: But I like, you're lying. You know who I am?

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Speaker 3: Like I was a year above you and I'm on

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Speaker 3: I know everybody who everybody school went to my school,

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Speaker 1: Are they big? Because I feel like you could be big.

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Speaker 3: He's got like twelve and they're all doing well. I

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Speaker 3: He there you go. So anyway, where are we?

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Speaker 1: Our guest today is one of our favorite comedians on

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Speaker 2: He's hilarious.

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Speaker 1: You know from outside, you know, I'm from from goddamn

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Speaker 1: Sherman Showcase. Uh, you know, from from Grown Ish, you know,

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Speaker 1: He's a dear friend of mine. Will Miles. Everybody.

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Speaker 3: Well, I think I'm.

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Speaker 9: Looking forward to cracking up.

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Speaker 1: I hope I can, like you totally crack up. I

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Speaker 3: It's one of my biggest fans, little white boys, big fans.

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Speaker 2: Will we we are going to take a break.

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Speaker 3: Yeah that makes sense.

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Speaker 2: The deal remains that it's now time to take a break.

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Speaker 2: But we're so happy you're here. You didn't come with

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Speaker 3: I have like notes of maybe some bullshit, but okay,

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Speaker 1: They come up and yeah, you fire them off.

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Speaker 3: I love that.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna take a more Will more more, David more

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Speaker 1: likes than more. My mama told me, yeah.

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Speaker 10: Look at your neighbor, said he's on meat stretch on

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Speaker 10: he all stretch on me.

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Speaker 1: Hall luja, we're back. Well you're looking at your neighbor stretcher. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what was the context?

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Speaker 2: Church?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, it's a sermon being delivered in a mega church

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Speaker 11: and he is, I believe, referring to stretching food okay, okay,

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Speaker 3: It's funny because I feel like maybe he's so homophobic

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Speaker 3: It's like if you're if you actually have gay friends

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Speaker 3: I just Yeah, if you're so homophobic that you don't

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Speaker 1: Yeah, doesn't think twice.

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Speaker 2: I actually think, uh. And this is a little bit

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Speaker 2: what I think instead of that they're just really evil.

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Speaker 2: I well, I think you can be both of those

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Speaker 2: you gotta remember these dudes do it every week for

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Speaker 3: You get bored.

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Speaker 2: You can't just be in the grift all the time.

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Speaker 2: Some of it just has to be silly. And so

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Speaker 2: he's gonna be like, I'm gonna say, Meat Stretcher and

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Speaker 2: the sixth dudes who are on my payroll are gonna

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Speaker 1: Break Yeah, exactly. We're gonna go in the back and

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Speaker 1: we are going to gig gu oh man. They probably

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Speaker 1: bring it up all the time to remember.

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Speaker 3: And they just.

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Speaker 1: Goes viral and they're like, Bro, you ain't gonna believe

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Speaker 1: I like that. That's pretty funny. I think.

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Speaker 2: I think that's how you keep a true, like secret

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Speaker 2: It's to be like, no, we're all in on the bit, baby,

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Speaker 2: I just get the biggest plane you get, but you

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Speaker 2: get to funk around. You're you're in tdj's pocket. Baby,

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Speaker 2: we're doing great like that. I think that's why he

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Speaker 1: He owns the Shade Room.

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Speaker 3: Wait, TDJ owns the Shade Room.

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Speaker 1: It's one of them.

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Speaker 3: It might be that's crazy.

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Speaker 1: I swear to god. TD Jakes is like an owner

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Speaker 1: of founder like probably not.

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Speaker 3: He's like Elon, He's not.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, other people who is the black Elon?

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Speaker 3: They wouldn't let us be h. I mean, yeah, who

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Speaker 3: they took him out, They took him out. I mean,

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Speaker 3: who's the black dude who just no uh, who just

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Speaker 3: takes other people's ideas and profits off him. I can

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Speaker 3: think of people, but I won't work again if I

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Speaker 3: do name them. But yeah, yeah, yeah, there's people for sure,

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Speaker 3: but you know, we just consider them whatever.

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Speaker 1: All right, The Internet is telling me that that he

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Speaker 1: does not in fact own the Shade Room, that he

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Speaker 1: was not in any way, he had no steak in

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Speaker 1: the Shape Room, and that's all lies, they conspiracy theory.

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Speaker 1: But hey, that's also the point of this point.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, everybody, we all get got, We all get got,

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Speaker 1: I believe all kinds of ship, and I'm happy to

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Speaker 4: I've thought Stacy Dash and Damon Dash weren't related for

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Speaker 4: a long time and then found out they were.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, their cousins right because of the Dash name.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, you wasn't a great example, I.

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Speaker 3: Will say, but I'll have you watched these cult things

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Speaker 3: And it's like, oh, yeah, I'm just a nigga with

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Speaker 3: know this was gonna go that far, Like okay, yeah, I.

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Speaker 7: Think you.

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Speaker 3: Next to him and you're you're gonna fuck me. Yes,

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Speaker 3: it happened before.

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Speaker 7: Bro.

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Speaker 3: I never thought I.

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Speaker 1: Was just be the smart guy in the room.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know y'all were gonna get me pussies like

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Speaker 2: what you keep it going?

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Speaker 4: And after a while I was like, man, we should

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Speaker 4: we should buy, Yeah, we should get we should get

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Speaker 1: You know what, if we had a bigger house, I

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Speaker 1: keep you with cabins. I go cab into cabins.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I get it, you're you're shy about your body.

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Speaker 2: I'll go to a different cabin.

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Speaker 3: You want to listen to me still like I don't

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Speaker 3: have anything good to say.

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Speaker 1: I've never had.

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Speaker 3: Anything, no way him is doing that.

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Speaker 4: Nobody ever talks about the cult leader building the plane

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Speaker 4: while it's flying.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what's going on. It's a specific talent. Yep.

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Speaker 1: It's like that's got to be really hard.

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Speaker 3: of kids? Nineteen kids and counting. That guy was part

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Speaker 3: why you would have nineteen kids any sense. But they're

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Speaker 3: all narcissistic ego people. So they have like, you know,

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Speaker 3: kids kind of legacy. It's like, sure, we all want

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I don't know if they're going to like describe to

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Speaker 3: And they shouldn't. You want them not to going to

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Speaker 3: be individuals. But like that kind of vibe of like

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Speaker 3: it's like that's from a cult leader who influences got it?

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Speaker 1: These are like these are dogs? Yeah, yeah, these are

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Speaker 1: human beings. Yeah, we we should do some voicemails. Let's

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Speaker 2: I I before we do, I actually had a thought

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Speaker 2: World performances.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you been seeing them?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Their shirts off, we're seeing all of that. I think,

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Speaker 2: and I'm scared to say this a little bit, so

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Speaker 2: hear me out. I think that they are getting all

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Speaker 2: these cool black performers to do that to get us

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Speaker 2: I think that SeaWorld, for the longest time since that

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Speaker 2: for whales and dolphins. Right, we all agreed this was wrong,

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Speaker 2: this was vile. We are we are hoping to do

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Speaker 2: something better, and SeaWorld simultaneously is figuring out ways to

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Speaker 2: bring artists in that are gonna make people reason with

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00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:31,960
Speaker 2: SeaWorld again. Right, go back and be like, I don't

449
00:22:32,119 --> 00:22:35,560
Speaker 2: I'm not mad at y'all. Y'all brought, y'all brought fucking.

450
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:40,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was just here.

451
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:42,159
Speaker 1: I can't be mad at you.

452
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:48,119
Speaker 2: They're doing that, right, But then simultaneously they're also reminding us.

453
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:51,480
Speaker 2: They're reminding us that if they could get away with

454
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:54,960
Speaker 2: it with a fucking whale, they're definitely able to get

455
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:58,040
Speaker 2: away with it with black people too, that if we

456
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:02,800
Speaker 2: get comfortable with slavery with animals, will eventually find our

457
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:05,879
Speaker 2: way back to get comfortable with slavery with people.

458
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:08,280
Speaker 1: And who are they going to subjugate first?

459
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:11,879
Speaker 4: It seems like a longer con to slavery than fascism

460
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:12,520
Speaker 4: is going to be.

461
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:16,399
Speaker 1: Is my only thing with the fascist Maybe there we

462
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:19,600
Speaker 1: go sided to separate them.

463
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:23,800
Speaker 2: I think that this is all a larger play of

464
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:28,880
Speaker 2: psychological damage to make us feel again comfortable with having

465
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:32,720
Speaker 2: an owner that we didn't have one hundred years.

466
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:35,040
Speaker 3: I also didn't see that documentary. I just and I

467
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,800
Speaker 3: feel like that's a problem, Like we should all let's

468
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:39,280
Speaker 3: all watch that. We need to be watching these documentaries.

469
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:41,159
Speaker 3: They're using it against us.

470
00:23:41,359 --> 00:23:43,560
Speaker 1: I mean, can't we just have fun?

471
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:44,879
Speaker 7: And I.

472
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:52,480
Speaker 4: Can't. I just go see Jason Deruloo?

473
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,680
Speaker 3: Yeah he wasn't one, right, didn't Jason?

474
00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:57,080
Speaker 2: I don't have no doubt.

475
00:23:59,720 --> 00:23:59,960
Speaker 1: David.

476
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:03,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would have been surprised if Jason Derulo performed

477
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:07,119
Speaker 2: as the World and he wore a wet suit in

478
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:08,040
Speaker 2: his performance.

479
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 3: Why this also has legs because look at like Craig

480
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:16,720
Speaker 3: David reminded me that Craig David performed at like Love Island?

481
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:17,800
Speaker 3: Is it Love Island?

482
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:18,240
Speaker 4: Oh?

483
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:18,800
Speaker 1: Yeah?

484
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:22,439
Speaker 3: He did the version the way Meghan the Stallion did

485
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:28,040
Speaker 3: on the Yeah, and Meghan the Stallion didn't perform. She

486
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:32,280
Speaker 3: didn't perform. Yeah, but because it's got to be strange

487
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,960
Speaker 3: to perform for seven people who haven't seen another human

488
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:39,879
Speaker 3: being in months, stupid seven of the like no offense,

489
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:40,399
Speaker 3: but like.

490
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:45,920
Speaker 4: I think a smart did teer me ont A is

491
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:48,280
Speaker 4: a good face and then you showed me his dancing

492
00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:50,640
Speaker 4: video is good.

493
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:53,520
Speaker 1: But he might be crazy, but I mean crazy like

494
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,280
Speaker 1: phenomenal humans love.

495
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:55,880
Speaker 3: I love.

496
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,040
Speaker 1: I think he's the best guy, and.

497
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:58,240
Speaker 3: I think him are gonna make it.

498
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:00,480
Speaker 1: But I don't give a about it.

499
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:03,440
Speaker 3: I even saying that it felt weird, Like I think

500
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:03,840
Speaker 3: there's one.

501
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:06,240
Speaker 2: Thing for me, it's a mistake to give a fuck

502
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:09,600
Speaker 2: about the longevity of these relationships. I don't think that

503
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:15,200
Speaker 2: these human beings maybe even have the capacity for meaningful love.

504
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:18,960
Speaker 1: But I will say not even nick, I will say

505
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:21,840
Speaker 1: that they that Ace is awesome.

506
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:27,480
Speaker 3: It's just awesome freestyle dances. Yeah, nice shoes, he's a

507
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:31,080
Speaker 3: good dude. Yeah, reps l A or whatever. Like, Yeah,

508
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:34,400
Speaker 3: he's bury himself in a way that like the camera's caught,

509
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,880
Speaker 3: and also he's reserved in a way that they didn't catch.

510
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:40,800
Speaker 3: I respect everything about him, but I think that I

511
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:44,400
Speaker 3: think Love Island in itself is a form of slavery.

512
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:47,399
Speaker 1: Why are they locked away with no.

513
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:51,240
Speaker 3: Access to anybody else for that long?

514
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:54,320
Speaker 1: No, Reality TV is like set up like torture. Yeah,

515
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:58,359
Speaker 1: your house is outside. Yeah. Yeah, they only wear clothes.

516
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:00,560
Speaker 2: They tell you when to sleep and when to bro

517
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:04,440
Speaker 2: They won't even give them gym equipment that works, like

518
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,560
Speaker 2: they're using makeshift equipment.

519
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:10,200
Speaker 4: And this is the biggest show on the planet. Yeah, yeah,

520
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:15,239
Speaker 4: this is this is fully prison and it's like they

521
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:18,600
Speaker 4: they masterminded it to be a bunch of psychos. Yeah,

522
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:21,480
Speaker 4: it's not like people watch reality TV like it's like

523
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:26,120
Speaker 4: a sample group, right. They took the craziest, dumbest ones

524
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:27,040
Speaker 4: and the.

525
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:31,000
Speaker 1: Ones that they could spot, like weird ego ship inside.

526
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:31,280
Speaker 4: Yeah.

527
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:34,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, oh, you're you're beautiful, but you also

528
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:38,639
Speaker 1: are deeply insecure and also like don't really have the

529
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:41,880
Speaker 1: ability to articulate your feelings. You're perfect.

530
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:46,200
Speaker 2: We'll mush you up against another psychopath and let y'all

531
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:48,520
Speaker 2: figure it out every day.

532
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:52,040
Speaker 1: It's not even like we know and you got to

533
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:53,160
Speaker 1: sleep in the same room.

534
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, every day.

535
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 4: That's humiliating with like the people that you were just

536
00:26:57,119 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 4: supposedly in love with and then we just it's it's

537
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:01,000
Speaker 4: like it's.

538
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 1: Nasty, it's gip mo. It's like.

539
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 3: I wouldn't last a second in there. My phone or

540
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 3: television they tell them they're in Fiji. Yeah, and they

541
00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:16,439
Speaker 3: don't know. Yeah that's true, like you flew to.

542
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:19,000
Speaker 1: Fiji, sure, but like you don't know where the fuck

543
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:21,640
Speaker 1: you are. Yeah, you don't get to go outside.

544
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:23,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is all made up.

545
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:26,879
Speaker 1: It's made it's genuine prison.

546
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 3: And it's of course, like when you think about all

547
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:31,920
Speaker 3: the beefs they have and all the arguments they get into,

548
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:35,560
Speaker 3: It's like, if you really think about taking away access

549
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:39,200
Speaker 3: to all other people in information, why wouldn't argue with

550
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 3: people every day? I of course I'm going nuts, Like

551
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:44,399
Speaker 3: of course I'm making I'm doing moves that don't make

552
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,840
Speaker 3: any sense to the outside world. It's like, yeah, because

553
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 3: you got like Twitter, bro, you got Instagram, watched all

554
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:53,119
Speaker 3: sense of people outside that you could be like is

555
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:53,639
Speaker 3: this crazy?

556
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:55,800
Speaker 1: Like you ask your little brother.

557
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm.

558
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:59,520
Speaker 1: Crying because I'm sleep deprived and dehydrate.

559
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:01,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, drunk, Yeah, you.

560
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 1: Guys, they don't even let them drink.

561
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 3: They don't let them drink on that one that's crazy.

562
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:08,639
Speaker 3: And they don't don't let him drink in general the

563
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:09,640
Speaker 3: other day, one.

564
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:11,920
Speaker 2: Or two drinks a week now because they used to

565
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 2: let them drink and ship was too crazy.

566
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:17,160
Speaker 1: That's it would be crazier to do it not drunk,

567
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:18,200
Speaker 1: of course.

568
00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:20,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like and then they don't even let them

569
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:21,440
Speaker 3: smoke weed.

570
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,359
Speaker 1: I'm like, now you're just don't want.

571
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 2: To You're sitting and having to live with your thoughts.

572
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:29,760
Speaker 2: They got to call that ship castaway.

573
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 1: Well they're not. They're not allowed to have books, no books.

574
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:37,119
Speaker 3: That's another thing. You can't read or watch anything. So

575
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:42,680
Speaker 3: it's just prison. The days are so long that yeah,

576
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:46,080
Speaker 3: you get books and all you get.

577
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 2: To do is watch one bad bitch walk from one

578
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:52,640
Speaker 2: side of a playground to the other side of the playground,

579
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 2: which you think would fill your days, but not after

580
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:58,120
Speaker 2: you see that bad bitch every day from every day.

581
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's tough you no matter what it is, it

582
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 3: gets old, you know, Yeah, like it's crazy. Marriage is

583
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:09,960
Speaker 3: last because you in between time you have other people

584
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:14,480
Speaker 3: to talk to because you get together and because you

585
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:17,600
Speaker 3: like are able to go do work and come back home. Yeah,

586
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:22,520
Speaker 3: marriage was just love island. There'd be so many more

587
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:29,920
Speaker 3: deaths like suicide or wouldn't somebody either, no way, like

588
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:32,240
Speaker 3: for more than a month and even a month, I

589
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:35,160
Speaker 3: mean you need to court somebody, like courting somebody in

590
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:38,280
Speaker 3: real life. You get to go home, you get to

591
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 3: think on your actions. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah

592
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 3: the next day with new information, yeah yeah, or a

593
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 3: couple of days, yeah, weeks even Sometimes they're never alone.

594
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,120
Speaker 1: Never, there's always a camera there.

595
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:55,600
Speaker 3: And you get you're talking to other dudes in the

596
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:57,120
Speaker 3: same experience with you or other people.

597
00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah.

598
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:03,120
Speaker 3: They're also it's meant to breed distrust. The worst friends fellas.

599
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 2: They they don't even give them a wall for their showers,

600
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:10,320
Speaker 2: right right, you you right. We fog a little bit

601
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 2: so that we don't see your your meat, but everything

602
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 2: else we want to we are looking at the whole time.

603
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 1: If you dig in your nose, we catch that.

604
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:20,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah I can.

605
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:22,840
Speaker 1: If you check under your arm to see if there's

606
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:25,680
Speaker 1: something whatever that weird growth is, we got that.

607
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:31,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, But it's preparing us for like in your head,

608
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 3: like well, if they can do it, I could do it.

609
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 3: But it's like, but we shouldn't be doing this.

610
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is why s world is not okay, Yeah,

611
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 1: I'm with it.

612
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:45,200
Speaker 3: Like the whales are on their own love Island. Yeah,

613
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:48,960
Speaker 3: and they fuck each other just as much.

614
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:52,280
Speaker 12: And those sexy fucking whales. Yeah, they don't fuck each

615
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:54,440
Speaker 12: other though, right, and that the whole thing that I

616
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 12: don't think about. I don't fuck each other. And then

617
00:30:56,400 --> 00:31:00,720
Speaker 12: their their fins get sad, they stop getting sad. Yeah, yeah,

618
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 12: they're like it's like.

619
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 2: And they die.

620
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 1: They die.

621
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:07,080
Speaker 2: I think at like a quarter of the age that

622
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:10,640
Speaker 2: they live, like real it's really terrible. They like live

623
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 2: to eighty or one hundred in real life, and then

624
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:16,040
Speaker 2: in captivity they die like twenty one.

625
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:19,080
Speaker 4: But don't they rejected by pods when they're released back

626
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 4: the let them back because kill him.

627
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 3: I mean, think about when your family gets we've all

628
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 3: had home, and they're a little different, you know, they're

629
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 3: a little different, Like, yeah.

630
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 2: They're just solving the problem. Now, motherfucker's fucking.

631
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:41,120
Speaker 3: Kill him. We're like, no, you stand in the next room.

632
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 3: We think he's cool. Cool, come out well, like randomly

633
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 3: start bringing back around you know other people, but yeah,

634
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:50,360
Speaker 3: damn not in well society.

635
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:52,200
Speaker 2: We we should take one more break.

636
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 1: We should take a break, and when they will knock out,

637
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 1: a voicemail will be done. Yeah, all right, sounds good.

638
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:59,880
Speaker 1: All right, one more break, will Miles David Boris and coment.

639
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 9: My mama told me, Yeah, funny, you don't say the

640
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 9: N word around two year old?

641
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:15,680
Speaker 1: We do.

642
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:16,640
Speaker 10: Yeah, we do.

643
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 1: Welcome back.

644
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 3: Absolutely around everyone's kid, all the ages. Yeah you do.

645
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,000
Speaker 1: Man, are you pretty good about.

646
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:30,480
Speaker 3: Around your daughter?

647
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:34,280
Speaker 1: So she's commented on it.

648
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure. Let's come up that home.

649
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,360
Speaker 3: Stelle's dances nigga a lot.

650
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:56,880
Speaker 1: But we have a voicemail. We have a voicemail, and

651
00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 1: I'm very excited for this one. This is uh, you'll hear.

652
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 7: What's up Langston? What's up?

653
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 1: David?

654
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:07,840
Speaker 13: I'm calling in today because I know for a fact

655
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 13: that someone or group of people is editing in all

656
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:17,200
Speaker 13: of these smoke detector beeps in black people's videos as

657
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:17,960
Speaker 13: a siop.

658
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 1: WHOA, okay, hell, yes, let's keep going.

659
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:25,480
Speaker 7: There's no way that every time a black person gets

660
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 7: ready to make a cogent point online that a smoke

661
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:33,080
Speaker 7: detective beep just happens to go off, it immediately erases

662
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 7: all credibility, and the comments are all just talking about

663
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:39,680
Speaker 7: the damn smoke detector instead of the point that the

664
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 7: person made. Whoa, you'll be watching like a wholesome family

665
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 7: video of black people just doing their thing, and then

666
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:49,320
Speaker 7: the smoke detector goes off, and then that's all anybody

667
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 7: could talk about. And here come the white bots, whether

668
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:57,920
Speaker 7: they be human or aim, just talking about the smoke

669
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,520
Speaker 7: detective beep instead of what a wonderful than it is.

670
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 7: I don't know who is doing it, but we need

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Speaker 7: to get to the bottom of it. By the way,

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Speaker 7: I've started calling y'all blacking on, because y'all are the

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Speaker 7: ones that are out here searching for the truth.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. This guy, it is a perfect call.

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Speaker 1: It was a good call. It was a perfect call.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he got to the point. He ain't saying nothing

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Speaker 2: weird to us.

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Speaker 3: He liked in some ways he's saying QAnon is also

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Speaker 3: in search of the truth.

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Speaker 1: Right, Okay, you're going to okay, yeah, okay, never never.

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Speaker 3: Has nothing doing. Okay, if you're.

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Speaker 14: Jealous of our compliment, you should just say that, yeah,

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Speaker 14: we're blocking on. Yeah, that's a nice compliment, and you

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Speaker 14: should you should move on with you.

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Speaker 1: I got a smogan for blacking on. Where we go?

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Speaker 1: One we go?

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Speaker 4: Ball?

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Speaker 1: Oh, come on, come on?

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Speaker 7: A bit of.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, okay, anyways, yeah, I got no notes. Yes,

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Speaker 4: you know, I think that that feels completely because it

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Speaker 4: is like them.

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Speaker 1: It would be so easy. It's so easy to do that. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I also think.

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Speaker 2: The ways and I really like what he said about

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Speaker 2: like be they human or a The ways in which

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Speaker 2: people pick up on it and have now like made

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00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 2: it a cultural thing feels very fabricated. That Like, I

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00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 2: know a lot of black people who you know, don't

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Speaker 2: change their smoke detectors often, but I also know a

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Speaker 2: lot of responsible motherfuckers who do.

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Speaker 1: And also you just take the smoke detector down, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: which I've done.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the side of the spectrum that I'm on

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Speaker 4: to take that ship down.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. It beeps for like a day and then you're like, damn,

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Speaker 1: let me go get at that.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't live with that beam.

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Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: That's what it's like. It's crazy.

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Speaker 2: Now they're really making us animals in a way that

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Speaker 2: doesn't feel true. Agreed, Like I know, motherfucker's whose shit

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Speaker 2: go off, But I don't know people who just live

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Speaker 2: in beeps forever.

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Speaker 4: Video with the with the brom you're making that video now,

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00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,520
Speaker 4: like you don't you're smart enough to have a coaching

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Speaker 4: point about ice or whatever.

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Speaker 3: Go outside, Yeah yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna go where the beeps are now yeah

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Speaker 2: yeah yeah.

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Speaker 7: No.

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Speaker 3: Also, you got to think about who they let get

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Speaker 3: through their points with no beeps, and it's never somebody

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Speaker 3: I agree with. It's never somebody I'm like, let me

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Speaker 3: share this because yeah, yea.

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Speaker 2: And those beeps, frankly, I bet are not nearly as

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Speaker 2: loud as they make them in the video, you know

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Speaker 2: what I mean. Even for the people, the rare few

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Speaker 2: who may have a beeping smoke detector in the background,

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Speaker 2: I bet we barely could hear it. And then the

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Speaker 2: technology is built in a way where it's like blackface,

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Speaker 2: beep goes off, we go turn that motherfucker hundred percent

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Speaker 2: one hundred person.

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Speaker 3: I mean I think they even know black features, oh,

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Speaker 3: versus like just skin. They're like they're looking at like lips, lips, nose,

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Speaker 3: because yeah, I.

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Speaker 1: Know who's not beeping Indians? Okay, no, you guys don't

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Speaker 1: want to.

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Speaker 2: I'm not.

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, like, yeah, I don't, I

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Speaker 3: don't know enough. I'm admittedly not. Yeah you got you

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Speaker 3: see like you got a clip.

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Speaker 1: I'm out. I'm out.

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Speaker 3: I'm out. I'm out, you know. But I think they like,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna say some crazy ship. But I think there's

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Speaker 3: a picture of a car running into a restaurant with

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Speaker 3: some black influences and it's have you seen that? No,

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Speaker 3: there's black food influencers eating, and then a car just

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Speaker 3: runs in and and everybody's like, oh, doctor Umar. Then

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00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 3: other people like, nah, she's black, Like you can tell

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00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 3: about the features and the woman is black. But I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: just a I know the features and the day.

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Speaker 2: Send the car end, and I know, you know, like

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna, I'm gonna say this, and then I know

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Speaker 2: where you have to go. I recently read an article about,

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00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:23,880
Speaker 2: uh well, it was responding to this this fucking viral

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Speaker 2: thing that was happening where a lady had supposedly died

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Speaker 2: as a trainer at SeaWorld. This Wow, this lady had

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Speaker 2: been murdered again by a whale, which hasn't happened in

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Speaker 2: a while. But this is trending on TikTok for a

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00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 2: while and people are like crying out, Oh my god,

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00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 2: this is such a tragedy. This is why we have

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Speaker 2: to get things fixed, resolve whatever at SeaWorld. Right then

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Speaker 2: it turns out the entire thing is fabricated. Wow, it's

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00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 2: not real. And there are videos of this woman who

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00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,840
Speaker 2: is like petting the whale and like doing all the

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00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 2: tricks in front of a real crowd, but it's all

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00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:03,880
Speaker 2: a it's all like made up, and this person doesn't exist.

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Speaker 2: And I think that's the type of mind trick that

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00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:12,360
Speaker 2: we're living under, where we don't know what's real and

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00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:15,960
Speaker 2: what's not real, and we're just being fed AI all

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Speaker 2: the time in a way that it's just gonna kind

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00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:23,799
Speaker 2: of slowly sink into our bloodstream and will become numb

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00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:28,279
Speaker 2: to what is reality, some type of a similar That's

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00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:29,759
Speaker 2: the word I was thinking as well.

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Speaker 3: This is what I was before the thought I was

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00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:34,800
Speaker 3: talking about how like, I know Josh talked about the

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00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:36,719
Speaker 3: matrix and shit we're living in, but I'm like, yo,

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00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:41,080
Speaker 3: the cloud makes me truly believe there's no doubt that

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00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 3: they're doing it, And like the fact that Oracle is

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00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:47,160
Speaker 3: in charge of so much of the media right now,

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00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:50,200
Speaker 3: no offense. I still got a script over there, please

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Speaker 3: buy it. But I'm just saying, like Oracle is in

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00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:57,440
Speaker 3: the Matrix. The black woman in the Matrix is the Oracle.

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Speaker 3: The black woman who wrote the Matrix. You know, Mitch

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00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:04,440
Speaker 3: was written by a black woman. That's that's that's not

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Speaker 3: true at all.

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Speaker 2: But I didn't know that, but I mean, it's not

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Speaker 2: There's a lady who claims that she wrote the Matrix

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Speaker 2: and Terminator.

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Speaker 1: She did not.

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Speaker 3: I didn't think Mator.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: She says that James Cameron stole her whole ship.

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00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:22,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's where she lost. And she says shop employees

797
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 3: who stole an idea from black women. Sounded believable, but

798
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:27,759
Speaker 3: then she she went too far with they say.

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Speaker 2: She claims that they're actually all like synchronized stories, that

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00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:38,279
Speaker 2: that Terminator is life after the machines take over, and

801
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:41,320
Speaker 2: then the Matrix is further down the line where the

802
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:44,640
Speaker 2: machines have fully taken over and we live inside of

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Speaker 2: the pods where we are being like mine for should

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00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:58,319
Speaker 2: idea the two sounds impressive. She didn't actually do it, Okay, Yeah,

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00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,040
Speaker 2: she's just a crazy.

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00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:02,400
Speaker 1: Part okay Ron and she'll defend herself.

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Speaker 2: I would love for her.

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Speaker 3: I'm just saying if they got all her info, they

809
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:08,359
Speaker 3: got our porn habits, they got our they know how

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00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:11,360
Speaker 3: to make an AI human, all of our porn habits,

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00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:14,040
Speaker 3: all of our search habits. They know when you linger

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00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 3: on somebody's face too long on Instagram and they're like,

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00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:19,320
Speaker 3: here's her face a lot, It's like, wait, that was

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00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 3: just one time I saw her. I don't know why

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00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:25,360
Speaker 3: this person is now the lead of my story, first story,

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00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:27,600
Speaker 3: first story. It's like, no, I don't. I don't care

817
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 3: about that person that much.

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00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:33,080
Speaker 2: And because they know now what you like and they

819
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:35,440
Speaker 2: can feed you something even if it's not real. That

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00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:38,640
Speaker 2: might not even be a real video, right exactly, just

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Speaker 2: like no, we know what you're into. So here you

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Speaker 2: go again, hand Will. This was fucked up, man, I loved.

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Speaker 3: I loved it.

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Speaker 2: You want to tell the people where they can find you.

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Speaker 3: Look, I'm I'm if you want to follow me follow

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Speaker 3: and I'm gonna try to surface everything over there. I'm

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Speaker 3: no longer a person. I'm AI. Follow Husky Nigga Fits

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Speaker 3: where all my AI fits will be boy.

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