1 00:00:00,720 --> 00:00:01,480 Speaker 1: Kutbooms. 2 00:00:02,279 --> 00:00:05,400 Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 3 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:09,200 Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 4 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:12,480 Speaker 2: of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 5 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:15,520 Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 6 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:17,480 Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse. 7 00:00:18,079 --> 00:00:18,360 Speaker 1: Wow. 8 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:22,320 Speaker 2: The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special. 9 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:29,440 Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now. 10 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:36,440 Speaker 1: In the air a freewhere back in the podcast Go 11 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:39,680 Speaker 1: Joe for a brand new weekend of the Fifth Hour 12 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:43,320 Speaker 1: with Ben Mahler and Danny G Radio. 13 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:45,280 Speaker 3: The microphone Throttler. 14 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:49,320 Speaker 1: Because four hours a night or not enough. Especially when 15 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:52,240 Speaker 1: you don't do four hours a night, that's definitely not enough. 16 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:55,880 Speaker 1: And when you don't work Monday through Friday, that is 17 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:59,920 Speaker 1: also not enough. So it's eight days a week minus 18 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:03,080 Speaker 1: five days a week. But the podcast must go on, 19 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:06,880 Speaker 1: Danny G. So here we are behind these very powerful 20 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:12,680 Speaker 1: podcast microphones that we use every single weekend to provide 21 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:13,360 Speaker 1: the Fifth Hour. 22 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:16,640 Speaker 3: Well, your radio fans are just going to be very 23 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:20,160 Speaker 3: excited to hear your pipes come through their speakers or 24 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:23,880 Speaker 3: their headphones, you know, simply because you've been missing in 25 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:27,240 Speaker 3: action and whether or not they got enough Bernie Fratto 26 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:31,000 Speaker 3: or whoever else filled in for you, that remains to 27 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:34,479 Speaker 3: be seen. But I did see one tweet that accused 28 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:38,080 Speaker 3: you of becoming soft in your older age as far 29 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:39,319 Speaker 3: as missing shifts. 30 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:43,840 Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I've become tremendously soft. I don't even prepare 31 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:48,320 Speaker 1: for the show at all. I show up sometimes one 32 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:50,920 Speaker 1: minute before the show. Occasionally, Danny, I'll even show up 33 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:54,840 Speaker 1: a couple minutes after the show to try to figure 34 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:58,000 Speaker 1: out what I can do. And sometimes people notice I'm 35 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,920 Speaker 1: not there on time. Other times people don't notice I'm 36 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:05,160 Speaker 1: not there. It's a fascinating dynamic. So most of the 37 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:08,760 Speaker 1: weekend podcast will be just about well, it's about us, Danny, 38 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:13,080 Speaker 1: mostly about me, but it's about the travel from New 39 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:15,320 Speaker 1: York and stories that I have not told. These are 40 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:21,680 Speaker 1: stories that no one else has ESPN doesn't have them, NBCCBS, 41 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:24,440 Speaker 1: any of the other networks. They all wish they had 42 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:27,720 Speaker 1: rights to these. We've got the exclusive rights. None of 43 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:31,160 Speaker 1: the other major networks have access to these stories. So 44 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:34,560 Speaker 1: we will provide them over the course of today and tomorrow, 45 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:37,120 Speaker 1: and I'm sure some will mix in to the Sunday 46 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:40,440 Speaker 1: podcast as well, it's just what we do here. That's 47 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:43,200 Speaker 1: what we do here. And really the main reason I 48 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:46,800 Speaker 1: went to New York was for content for the podcast. 49 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:47,680 Speaker 1: That's why. 50 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:52,399 Speaker 3: Yeah, it always helps to be able to find stories 51 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:56,160 Speaker 3: on your travels that actually lends to you making money 52 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:58,800 Speaker 3: while you're relaxing not making money. 53 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:02,560 Speaker 1: Yes, one of the main reasons to do this podcast 54 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:06,520 Speaker 1: is so when I fill out my taxes and I 55 00:03:06,639 --> 00:03:09,640 Speaker 1: put the deduction in and they say, well, you didn't 56 00:03:09,639 --> 00:03:11,399 Speaker 1: do the show from there, said, well, no, I'm doing 57 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:15,600 Speaker 1: the podcast. This is content for the podcast, or go 58 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:19,920 Speaker 1: I would not have content for this podcast all weekend 59 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:24,680 Speaker 1: long without my trip, so please take that off my 60 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:26,280 Speaker 1: taxes when the time comes. 61 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:30,080 Speaker 3: Understand, Ay, you really do look like an East Coast 62 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:32,520 Speaker 3: dude right now. Can we start with the fact that 63 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:34,960 Speaker 3: you're wearing an old school Patriots hat. 64 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:37,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, well, there is a story to this hat. This 65 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:40,280 Speaker 1: is my travel hat. I just got back not that 66 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:45,040 Speaker 1: long ago. I did make it back. The airports. I 67 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:51,120 Speaker 1: flew out of Newark in beautiful Elizabeth, New Jersey, and 68 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:54,000 Speaker 1: not everyone made it out of Newark. I walked in there. 69 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:56,880 Speaker 1: You know a bad sign when you walk into an airport. 70 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:59,240 Speaker 1: The first thing you see is the help desk and 71 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:03,480 Speaker 1: the line is wrapped like it's it's Christmas, and people 72 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:05,880 Speaker 1: are trying to get those deals on TVs at Walmart 73 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:08,720 Speaker 1: and they're just lined up as far as you can 74 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:11,560 Speaker 1: see at the help desk at the airport, and and 75 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:16,200 Speaker 1: hundreds of flights canceled. I I was very lucky I 76 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:18,839 Speaker 1: got out of New York or we would not be 77 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:23,520 Speaker 1: having the podcast today that we're having because a lot 78 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:26,920 Speaker 1: of flights were canceled. The airline industry is complete shit, 79 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:31,320 Speaker 1: and the people running it, it's amazing. It's amazing anything 80 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:36,159 Speaker 1: gets accomplished, the decisions that are made. I go a 81 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:39,720 Speaker 1: rant on that. But on this on this Friday podcast, 82 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:43,200 Speaker 1: we've got Uncle Benny, but not Uncle Ben's because that 83 00:04:43,279 --> 00:04:48,799 Speaker 1: got canceled. Fill in Villain and Scientifical with a brand 84 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:52,800 Speaker 1: new piece of audio production. That's the main reason we're 85 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:57,359 Speaker 1: doing Scientifical. We have it's Scientifical could be you know, 86 00:04:57,480 --> 00:05:00,480 Speaker 1: kind of a mix of the Animal, Animal Kingdom and Scientifical. 87 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:04,080 Speaker 1: We're gonna call it Scientifical because Ohio has come through 88 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:07,400 Speaker 1: yet again. But we start with Uncle Benny, not Uncle 89 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:09,760 Speaker 1: Ben's because Uncle Ben's got canceled. You know in the 90 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:12,480 Speaker 1: Wolkesters back in twenty twenty, they got to get they 91 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:15,440 Speaker 1: got to get rid of my Auntemiama pancakes went away. 92 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:20,520 Speaker 1: My Uncle Ben's rice also went away. But Uncle Benny 93 00:05:20,839 --> 00:05:22,440 Speaker 1: is still there. So I did make it back to 94 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:26,560 Speaker 1: the Big Apple, and that in and of itself a 95 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:30,160 Speaker 1: small miracle. And so, as we said, this weekend's podcast 96 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:34,239 Speaker 1: will be dedicated to some interesting tales from the Malor 97 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:40,080 Speaker 1: travel log. The bizarre, the outlandish, the unorthodox, things that 98 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:43,880 Speaker 1: happened that happened anytime you travel, but especially the place 99 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,640 Speaker 1: like the Big Apple. And as the old line goes 100 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:50,400 Speaker 1: from the tabloids, the Naked City never sleeps Danny, and 101 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:54,960 Speaker 1: the names have been changed to protect the guilty and 102 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:59,479 Speaker 1: for those that missed the first boat. And I'm fascinated 103 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:04,440 Speaker 1: by this because the retention, and we've talked about the 104 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:08,080 Speaker 1: fact that when you do audio content, Danny, very little 105 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:11,760 Speaker 1: of it is actually remembered, very small. It's like twenty 106 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:13,799 Speaker 1: percent of what we say is remembered. 107 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:16,640 Speaker 3: Tell me about it. I got three emails just the 108 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:19,120 Speaker 3: past two days asking about Roberto. 109 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,479 Speaker 1: I was just gonna bring that up. My inbox was 110 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:25,440 Speaker 1: filled with a mix of fuck you. Why are you 111 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:29,560 Speaker 1: not working with Why did you fire Roberto? When's Roberto 112 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:34,240 Speaker 1: coming back? Why has Roberto not been on? When's Cooking 113 00:06:34,279 --> 00:06:38,520 Speaker 1: with Roberto coming back? Ken? Roberto still do cooking with Roberto? 114 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:40,360 Speaker 1: He's not working on the show. 115 00:06:42,279 --> 00:06:45,679 Speaker 3: Cooking with Roberto? To our fifth hour podcast. 116 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:48,039 Speaker 1: Yes, yes, can you do a cooking segment with Roberto 117 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:52,400 Speaker 1: on the podcast? All of that content. So, but for 118 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:55,200 Speaker 1: those that haven't been paying attention, maybe maybe I'll hear 119 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:57,760 Speaker 1: this edition of the podcast. The reason I was in 120 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:01,400 Speaker 1: New York as Uncle Benny, not Uncle Ben because that 121 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:05,080 Speaker 1: was canceled. But Uncle Benny, my niece and one of 122 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:07,680 Speaker 1: my nieces graduated from high school, which is which is 123 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:10,720 Speaker 1: two things. A It's wonderful and B it's a sign 124 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:13,680 Speaker 1: I'm an old fuck's that's the other part of it. 125 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:17,960 Speaker 1: So it has This has been touch and go, like 126 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:24,040 Speaker 1: originally I was going and then I was not going. 127 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:26,040 Speaker 1: We talked about this on the podcast. 128 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:27,640 Speaker 3: Great Details of Your Electrical Box. 129 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:31,800 Speaker 1: Yes, I had an electrical panel. I changed insurance. The 130 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:34,840 Speaker 1: insurance company would not ensure the Malor mansion. They said 131 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:40,720 Speaker 1: the insurance company would not pass the paperwork through because 132 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:45,320 Speaker 1: the the wiring was old and the electrical box and 133 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:48,080 Speaker 1: it was unsafe. It was a fire hazard. So that 134 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:52,240 Speaker 1: pretty much ate the travel fund that we had saved up. 135 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:55,040 Speaker 1: And so I announced I wasn't going I had this 136 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:56,680 Speaker 1: whole plan. I was gonna go to Maine, I was 137 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:58,480 Speaker 1: gonna hang out and I'm going to do the whole 138 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:02,160 Speaker 1: Northeast thing. And uh, you know, then I said I 139 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:06,400 Speaker 1: can do it. And and then my brother, you know, 140 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:07,960 Speaker 1: I'll call it like it is. He gave me a 141 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:11,760 Speaker 1: guilt trip. Uh. So I, uh, I said, you know what, okay, 142 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:13,800 Speaker 1: you know, you know, you know your nieces. Uh, you 143 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:15,720 Speaker 1: had to be you know, be a good uncle. And 144 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:18,840 Speaker 1: you know, I'm far away and I see them only 145 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:20,640 Speaker 1: a few times a year. I've seen them since they 146 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:22,679 Speaker 1: were little kids, obviously, but I don't see them that often. 147 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:26,080 Speaker 1: And so we pulled out the old credit cards and 148 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:29,600 Speaker 1: we went for it, and uh, and then it was 149 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:32,000 Speaker 1: It was rather hectic, as most travel days are. I 150 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:36,240 Speaker 1: did the show Thursday, and a Friday, I left from 151 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:41,400 Speaker 1: the home studio in the North Woods and headed to lax. Now, 152 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:44,720 Speaker 1: for normal people, Danny, this was going to be a 153 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:49,760 Speaker 1: morning flight. First flight out in the morning. But when 154 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:51,960 Speaker 1: you have the schedule that I have. This is a 155 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:56,000 Speaker 1: red eye flight because I I usually sleep at the 156 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:59,040 Speaker 1: time the flight was taking off. And but you know, 157 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:01,080 Speaker 1: if you fly to these from the West coast, it's 158 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:03,760 Speaker 1: really good to leave early because you get there it's midday. 159 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,800 Speaker 1: And so by the time we got there it was 160 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:08,600 Speaker 1: like three o'clock in the afternoon, which was great. Sun 161 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:11,920 Speaker 1: doesn't go down till after eight and it's fine. So 162 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:16,040 Speaker 1: flew into JFK. Flight was smooth, There wasn't much turbulence, 163 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:20,079 Speaker 1: but I did not get the full Jet Blue experience. 164 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:25,560 Speaker 1: Jet Blue is all about television, movies, Wi Fi, all 165 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:30,000 Speaker 1: of that Mile High Club. You got some of that too, sure, 166 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:32,640 Speaker 1: why not so? But there was no entertainment on my 167 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:34,920 Speaker 1: Jet Blue flight. Now, the reason there was no entertainment 168 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:39,480 Speaker 1: is because the wife had booked us in exit row six. 169 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:44,160 Speaker 1: Oh not sit in exit row six. There's no monitor, 170 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:47,960 Speaker 1: there's no direct TV, there's no movies, there's no entertainment. 171 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:50,280 Speaker 3: Did you have extra leg room though? 172 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:52,959 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's the thing. They give you the extra 173 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:55,000 Speaker 1: leg room, but you don't get the other stuff. If 174 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:57,800 Speaker 1: you sit on the other exit row, which we did 175 00:09:57,840 --> 00:10:01,600 Speaker 1: on the way back to LA you get the leg 176 00:10:01,679 --> 00:10:08,160 Speaker 1: room and the TV oh yeah, big gibble yeah. And 177 00:10:08,559 --> 00:10:10,800 Speaker 1: I did not anticipate that we would not have these 178 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:15,319 Speaker 1: entertainment devices. And I couldn't. I cannot sleep. I am 179 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:19,680 Speaker 1: unable to get shut eye on these flights. I've tried. 180 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:22,319 Speaker 1: I really have to be dead tired. And then even 181 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:24,560 Speaker 1: then I only sleep for like forty five minutes at 182 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:27,440 Speaker 1: the most, and I'm like, it's like half asleep, half away. 183 00:10:27,679 --> 00:10:30,760 Speaker 1: But anyway, it was a long trip into the wild 184 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:35,000 Speaker 1: blue yonder of jet Blue. And we landed actually early 185 00:10:35,679 --> 00:10:38,600 Speaker 1: before the schedule of the arrival time in New York. 186 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:41,360 Speaker 1: And then this is the worst part of like flying 187 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:45,000 Speaker 1: to New York is you get there on time you 188 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:50,280 Speaker 1: land and then the pilot says, do not remove your seatbelts. 189 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:54,480 Speaker 1: Were waiting to be cleared by the traffic control tower 190 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,720 Speaker 1: to get to the gate because there's a lot of 191 00:10:56,760 --> 00:11:01,800 Speaker 1: traffic on the taxiway, so it's ridiculous. So we got 192 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:07,480 Speaker 1: there early. We sit on the taxiway. JFK is all 193 00:11:07,559 --> 00:11:10,680 Speaker 1: jammed up. We had to wait for other planes to 194 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:14,400 Speaker 1: depart so we could get to the gate, and uh 195 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:16,360 Speaker 1: and it you know, it was a long and by 196 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:17,960 Speaker 1: the time we got to the gate, it was passed 197 00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:19,719 Speaker 1: when we were supposed to be there and all that. 198 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:21,839 Speaker 1: And then so we got to the gate, got off 199 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:25,360 Speaker 1: the plane, whatever, scrambled got our bags. Then they had 200 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:27,280 Speaker 1: not been to JFK in a couple years since the 201 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:31,640 Speaker 1: whole COVID thing. They changed the taxi drop off point. 202 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:34,440 Speaker 1: Now I could have done Uber, but I was like, 203 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:36,720 Speaker 1: you know, I'll get a taxi whatever, that full New 204 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:38,720 Speaker 1: York thing, and it was the same price as a 205 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:41,360 Speaker 1: flat rate when you leave JFK. They don't. It's not 206 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:43,839 Speaker 1: like it's any cheaper to do Uber or whatever. So 207 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:48,400 Speaker 1: we then get in a taxi and sit in traffic 208 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:51,760 Speaker 1: from getting through Queens and all that, and to get 209 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:56,920 Speaker 1: into Manhattan where I was staying, and it's it's the 210 00:11:56,960 --> 00:12:02,120 Speaker 1: most fucked up systems because my French, uh, the traffic 211 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:05,880 Speaker 1: in New York where they have like six lanes, but 212 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:09,000 Speaker 1: you got to get down to two lanes to get 213 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:13,240 Speaker 1: to the Midtown Tunnel to get into Manhattan. So it's 214 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:18,760 Speaker 1: a total bottleneck. And I'm almost positive I could have 215 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:22,800 Speaker 1: walked and gotten faster to the place I needed to go. 216 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:27,040 Speaker 1: It was bumper to bumper. Took two hours from the 217 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:31,200 Speaker 1: airport after taking an extra like forty five minutes. So 218 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:32,520 Speaker 1: by the time we got to this it was like 219 00:12:32,559 --> 00:12:35,400 Speaker 1: three hours after we landed. We got finally into the 220 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:39,760 Speaker 1: place we needed to be and tossed the bags down, 221 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:42,439 Speaker 1: went to my brother's place, my brother wife. If you're 222 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:45,480 Speaker 1: familiar with Manhattan, Danny, he lives near the Union Square 223 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:51,280 Speaker 1: Park area, kind of near NYU, that area kind of 224 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:54,800 Speaker 1: on the border of the East Village, Gramercy Place or 225 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:56,880 Speaker 1: Park or whatever the hell it's called. I don't en 226 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:59,839 Speaker 1: remember the name of it. And a few other neighborhoods 227 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:02,800 Speaker 1: are come like kind of converge on that area. And 228 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:05,400 Speaker 1: so so that's where I hung out and we had dinner. 229 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:08,480 Speaker 1: And by the time I got back to the hotel, 230 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:13,760 Speaker 1: though I was on Jed who fled hours, I was 231 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:16,440 Speaker 1: up for over twenty four hours. 232 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:19,079 Speaker 3: A bunch of hookers in cocaine. 233 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:22,120 Speaker 1: I was like running the zombie Grand Prix or something 234 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:26,680 Speaker 1: like that. It was ridiculous. So crashed out and and 235 00:13:26,679 --> 00:13:28,920 Speaker 1: I'd also like to thank the Chamber of Commerce, the 236 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:33,319 Speaker 1: Marching and Chowder Society of New York because the pretty 237 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:38,000 Speaker 1: much the entire time I was there, humid and chants 238 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,560 Speaker 1: of showers. It did rain a little bit. It wasn't 239 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,120 Speaker 1: like a lot of rain, but it was kind of 240 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:48,479 Speaker 1: like that humid, muggy, sultry New York weather, which I've 241 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:51,640 Speaker 1: had that before, but normally that's in July or August. 242 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:55,720 Speaker 1: It's not normally in June. Yeah, that was a little 243 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:58,480 Speaker 1: pain in the ass. So so that was whatever. 244 00:13:58,559 --> 00:13:59,120 Speaker 3: That was fine. 245 00:13:59,559 --> 00:14:02,960 Speaker 1: So then on Saturday, that was the day that the 246 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:06,199 Speaker 1: party was scheduled for my niece, and it was you know, 247 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:08,480 Speaker 1: it was fun and we were all hanging out. My 248 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:12,080 Speaker 1: other niece was there from college. She goes to school 249 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:15,800 Speaker 1: in South Carolina, so she was hanging out and I 250 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:17,640 Speaker 1: had a fine time. It was good. You know, some 251 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:21,360 Speaker 1: ate some random bagels and other foods they had there, 252 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:23,560 Speaker 1: and I did get to see my cousin's day. I 253 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,160 Speaker 1: know you were concerned about my cousin, one of my 254 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:28,480 Speaker 1: cousins who I never see, who I grew up with 255 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:32,400 Speaker 1: when we were little kids, and she lives in Fishkill 256 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:34,600 Speaker 1: out there in the in the burbs. 257 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:37,080 Speaker 3: In I ditched you at Disneyland. 258 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:40,760 Speaker 1: Yes that is the one that you remember, good memory. Yes, 259 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:44,480 Speaker 1: this is the one that would not see me because 260 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:47,520 Speaker 1: I did not fit into her schedule. We went to 261 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:50,600 Speaker 1: meet her at two that I was at Downtown Disney 262 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:54,000 Speaker 1: and she would not leave the park for you know, 263 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:56,640 Speaker 1: twenty minutes to see me because they wanted to go 264 00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:59,600 Speaker 1: on rides. Anyway, So I saw her. 265 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:03,800 Speaker 3: Fans up here. Ben Mallard's right here, yeah, Ben Mallard, 266 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:05,520 Speaker 3: Peter Pan, Ben Mallard, Yeah. 267 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:09,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. The people that clean up the reversal of Fortune, 268 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:14,240 Speaker 1: the spill at Disneyland or whatever. Those people are higher 269 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:16,560 Speaker 1: up than I am. Anyway. But you know, I saw 270 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:18,440 Speaker 1: her and her husband and her kids, and it was 271 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:22,320 Speaker 1: nice to see them. She she works in I don't know, 272 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:24,880 Speaker 1: she does like eyebrows or something. She has a little 273 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:30,240 Speaker 1: shop in Greenwich Village. I think the that's the town 274 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:34,360 Speaker 1: and really rich part on in Connecticut where like, yeah, 275 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,880 Speaker 1: I think Greenwich Village is where she's at, and I 276 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:40,360 Speaker 1: think that's the name. Anyway. Anyway, she's like her clients 277 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:43,760 Speaker 1: are like billionaires and crap like that, and they just 278 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:46,560 Speaker 1: like throw her tickets to Yankees and Mets games, like 279 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:49,960 Speaker 1: right behind home plate and all that. They just, you know, 280 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,640 Speaker 1: all right, well, good for you. I don't you know, 281 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:55,400 Speaker 1: I have Marlin's man. That's what I see. Marlin's man 282 00:15:55,520 --> 00:16:00,560 Speaker 1: sometimes he spoils me like that. That's it out and 283 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:05,680 Speaker 1: it was nice. And unsurprisingly, though, Danny, this is my 284 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:08,320 Speaker 1: favorite part is my my niece, who I love to death. 285 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:12,280 Speaker 1: She's wonderful, she's great. Did not seem to care that 286 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:15,640 Speaker 1: I was there. My niece who I went to see, 287 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:19,200 Speaker 1: you know, the one that's graduating high school, typical teenager, 288 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:22,760 Speaker 1: teenage girl. She's like, you know, she's It was it 289 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:25,240 Speaker 1: was more of an inconvenience. 290 00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:26,920 Speaker 3: Almost like it was a piece of cake for you 291 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:27,520 Speaker 3: to go there. 292 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:30,800 Speaker 1: No big deal, exactly exactly. I mean, she would rather 293 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:33,000 Speaker 1: be hanging out with her friends. She didn't want to, 294 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,200 Speaker 1: you know, and she's a bigger introvert than I am, 295 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:38,920 Speaker 1: so I get it. I understand, but it was it 296 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,720 Speaker 1: was like, wait a minute, here, hold on a second. 297 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:44,720 Speaker 1: I mean, this is a big deal. But my brother 298 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:46,480 Speaker 1: was very happy, so I guess it was more for 299 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:49,680 Speaker 1: him than for them. And uh, you know, some other 300 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:52,680 Speaker 1: stories will tell over the course of the weekend. She's 301 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,040 Speaker 1: going to college at a school by the way in Connecticut, 302 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:59,520 Speaker 1: but not Yukon, one of the smaller colleges there in Connecticut, 303 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:02,640 Speaker 1: so she'll be close by my brother and she'll just 304 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:05,680 Speaker 1: a train ride away from her home. 305 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,720 Speaker 3: Carried her headline really quick. You just rolled right over 306 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:13,040 Speaker 3: it that you ate a bagel or two. Ye, those 307 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:15,520 Speaker 3: New York bagels. I don't know what the hell they do, 308 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:19,159 Speaker 3: but that was the best food I had there, and 309 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:22,200 Speaker 3: we and I even went out to some fancy schlanky 310 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:25,080 Speaker 3: New York restaurant that couldn't touch the bagel. 311 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:27,840 Speaker 1: I don't know they were. They were very good. I 312 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:31,080 Speaker 1: had the everything bagel, I had some sesame seed bagels. 313 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:33,080 Speaker 1: Everything was the way to go. 314 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:36,160 Speaker 3: But you're not going to pass the FSR drug test. 315 00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:40,280 Speaker 1: Yes, I will completely fail fail that, but I don't know. 316 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:43,320 Speaker 1: I mean, it's uh, you get a fresh bagel, it's 317 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:48,280 Speaker 1: it's outstanding. Although anything fresh is pretty good, doughnuts, fresh bagel. 318 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:49,439 Speaker 1: But yeah, the New York. 319 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:52,000 Speaker 3: Any what was the number one food you ate while 320 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:52,480 Speaker 3: you were there? 321 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:54,240 Speaker 1: You know? 322 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:54,520 Speaker 3: Did? 323 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:57,560 Speaker 1: I didn't not a big pizza. I had some pizza 324 00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:00,040 Speaker 1: in Brooklyn some other places and it was fine. And 325 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:03,880 Speaker 1: the bagels are pretty good. Ironically, I hit some really 326 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:07,479 Speaker 1: good Mediterranean food, which I did not expect. Was not 327 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,960 Speaker 1: on my bucket list. But I did have some good 328 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,719 Speaker 1: Mediterranean food. I was there, and you know, it's a 329 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:16,159 Speaker 1: lot of scrambling around, so you work up a sweat, 330 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:18,200 Speaker 1: you get hungry, and then you got to take a 331 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:23,240 Speaker 1: lot of showers and crap, like that wild week in 332 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:26,280 Speaker 1: the Big Apple. So I would like to think, Dan, 333 00:18:26,359 --> 00:18:28,720 Speaker 1: and you addressed this at the beginning of this podcast, 334 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:32,359 Speaker 1: So I would like to thank my foot soldiers for 335 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:37,879 Speaker 1: being very understanding for not sending me deranged messages in 336 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:42,359 Speaker 1: the inbox questioning as you referenced my grit, my work ethic, 337 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:47,919 Speaker 1: my machismo, and the favorite I think was that you 338 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:52,440 Speaker 1: only work four hours a day. Why were you? Why 339 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:54,639 Speaker 1: were you not there? You just do four hours. You 340 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:58,720 Speaker 1: don't need vacation when you work four hours a day. Yeah, 341 00:18:58,359 --> 00:19:01,840 Speaker 1: and the person's that, Dan, I just flipped the microphone on. 342 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,720 Speaker 1: Whatever thoughts come into my mind, I just say them. 343 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:09,240 Speaker 1: And you know, as I said, I sometimes I'll show 344 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:12,560 Speaker 1: up a couple of minutes before the show. Sometimes I'll 345 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,280 Speaker 1: just show up late, just come walking in, smoking a 346 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:18,359 Speaker 1: bowl in the parking lot or whatever. And you know, 347 00:19:18,359 --> 00:19:22,919 Speaker 1: I would never spend five, six, seven hours preparing for 348 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:26,280 Speaker 1: content for the show, because who would do that. It's 349 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:28,879 Speaker 1: a radio show. You would never be prepared for a 350 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,359 Speaker 1: national radio show on hundreds of stations. Why would you 351 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:35,960 Speaker 1: do that? That would be so unprofessional to do that, 352 00:19:36,119 --> 00:19:39,040 Speaker 1: people would look down upon me. So I do appreciate 353 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:43,160 Speaker 1: those people for sending those messages. And also I would 354 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:45,879 Speaker 1: also like to appreciate the p ones for not saying 355 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:49,560 Speaker 1: anything negative, for being polite to the people that filled 356 00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:52,960 Speaker 1: in for me, Bernie Fratto and Brian know and the 357 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:57,160 Speaker 1: people that work very hard. And I really thank them 358 00:19:57,200 --> 00:20:01,159 Speaker 1: for being classy fans of mine and not being below 359 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:05,080 Speaker 1: the belt and saying nasty, mean, hurtful things. I think 360 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:09,159 Speaker 1: that's very kind of them. And yeah, so thank you 361 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:13,680 Speaker 1: for that. Very nice, pretty nice of you. And the 362 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:16,280 Speaker 1: fill in villain though, I got to tell you this, 363 00:20:16,359 --> 00:20:20,639 Speaker 1: So there is a proprietary blend, Danny. We'll call it 364 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:25,199 Speaker 1: a proprietary blend of herbs and spices. KFC called it 365 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:30,800 Speaker 1: the eleven Herbs and Spices, the Secret Recipe. And as 366 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:34,240 Speaker 1: I point out to people, some people despise the show 367 00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:37,040 Speaker 1: that we do overnight, and I am told it's the 368 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:39,960 Speaker 1: worst show ever. It's low brow, it's terrible, it's horrible. 369 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,280 Speaker 1: How are you on the air? And then there's other 370 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:45,040 Speaker 1: people that that's all they want. They don't want anything else, 371 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:49,960 Speaker 1: and anything it is not. Our type of show is 372 00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:52,679 Speaker 1: looked down upon, and people get very upset by that. 373 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:55,760 Speaker 1: And so I am proud of the show that we do. 374 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,760 Speaker 1: But it is different than a lot of the other 375 00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,719 Speaker 1: shows that are out there, and most of the people 376 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,680 Speaker 1: that fill in kind of do a more traditional type 377 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:06,320 Speaker 1: of show, and they do things the way that everyone 378 00:21:06,359 --> 00:21:10,040 Speaker 1: else does, and that's good, and that's management loves those 379 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:13,240 Speaker 1: type of shows. I try to do things my own 380 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,399 Speaker 1: way and march to my own beat. If it's good, 381 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:18,240 Speaker 1: it's good. If not, don't get rid of me. You 382 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:22,160 Speaker 1: even have your own clock, well, I go by by 383 00:21:22,359 --> 00:21:24,680 Speaker 1: Mallard time, you know, buy the clock for the clock 384 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:28,399 Speaker 1: plausibly all about the clock. That's kind of you know, 385 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:33,040 Speaker 1: horns honking and all that whatever, uh, whatever works, whatever, 386 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:35,280 Speaker 1: whatever floats your boat there. Actually, I think I'm the 387 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,199 Speaker 1: one that started that. I'm the one that hit the 388 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:43,919 Speaker 1: horn there. Oh see, I hit the button there. Oh 389 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:46,560 Speaker 1: I heard her. I heard horns going off outside in 390 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,360 Speaker 1: the parking lot out here, and I was like, wait 391 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:52,160 Speaker 1: a minute, I think I pressed I'm holding this key. 392 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,320 Speaker 3: Here Friday morning to all your neighbors. 393 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:59,119 Speaker 1: Horns honking like who would be honking their horn at 394 00:21:59,119 --> 00:22:01,160 Speaker 1: this time and then wait a minute, I'm the one 395 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:05,320 Speaker 1: that did it. Wow, that's embarrassing. Anyway, where was I, Danny, 396 00:22:05,359 --> 00:22:07,320 Speaker 1: I don't even know where I was. Where was I 397 00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:09,080 Speaker 1: was in the mid mid thought. 398 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:10,840 Speaker 3: Well, you were talking about the fill in hosts. 399 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:15,120 Speaker 1: About the filling Oh yes, I am fascinated by the 400 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:18,800 Speaker 1: misperceptions of people. First of all, the people that think 401 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:21,120 Speaker 1: that I am the one that hand picks the fill 402 00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:23,440 Speaker 1: in host love that one. 403 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:27,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, that it makes a lot of sense. You stop 404 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,199 Speaker 3: and think about that. You're a big star, so of 405 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:32,560 Speaker 3: course you'd get to pick your fill in person. 406 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:36,720 Speaker 1: Yes, that is absolutely I loved back when Jim Rome 407 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:41,320 Speaker 1: was the king of sports radio and Jim would always 408 00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:43,760 Speaker 1: have the worst possible people fill in for him. 409 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:46,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, we've talked about this on the podcast. 410 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:49,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, and he did that intentionally because he did not 411 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:52,879 Speaker 1: want anyone to upstage him. He did he never wanted 412 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:57,560 Speaker 1: the fill in guy to be anywhere close to him 413 00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:00,679 Speaker 1: as a as a host, because he was worries, you know, 414 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:03,840 Speaker 1: there's gonna take his audience away and on it. I 415 00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:06,840 Speaker 1: am not that way at all. I don't I don't 416 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,000 Speaker 1: have any problem I'm friends with Bernie. I don't really 417 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:12,400 Speaker 1: know Brian that well. I know Bernie friends with Bernie. 418 00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:16,400 Speaker 1: Those guys do good work. They work hard. I got 419 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:20,600 Speaker 1: no control over anything. I barely have access to the building. 420 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,480 Speaker 1: I'm shocked when I put my thing into get in 421 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:25,560 Speaker 1: the parking garage and it works most of the time. 422 00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:27,040 Speaker 1: I'm blown away by that. 423 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:31,000 Speaker 3: Stay. We lived in a dream world where our two bosses, 424 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:34,679 Speaker 3: Don and Scott called you yeah and said, Ben, we 425 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:37,560 Speaker 3: know your packing for your big vacation. Who would you 426 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:40,600 Speaker 3: like to fill in for you? Yeah? 427 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:42,119 Speaker 1: And so then I would go. I would go in 428 00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:43,800 Speaker 1: my head, I said, Okay, let's see here, who can 429 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,320 Speaker 1: we get to fill in for me? Can we get 430 00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:48,520 Speaker 1: the I don't know, the ghost of Vin Scully to 431 00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:52,760 Speaker 1: come back and do like a virtual Vin Scully could 432 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:56,399 Speaker 1: do a night that would be different, That would be fun. 433 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,480 Speaker 1: You know, We'll bring back some old dead sportscasters and 434 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:00,359 Speaker 1: put them out there. 435 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:02,800 Speaker 3: I have an idea. We could call it the soup. 436 00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:07,560 Speaker 1: Oh there you go. I see that's a fine idea 437 00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:12,480 Speaker 1: that's never been done before and was very successful over 438 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:16,000 Speaker 1: a decade ago. It was very successful. Bring that back. 439 00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:19,359 Speaker 1: That was critically acclaimed that would be the way to 440 00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:21,760 Speaker 1: do it. Absolutely there, Or I could just have Ryan 441 00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:23,600 Speaker 1: Seacrest because he's getting every other job. 442 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:26,160 Speaker 3: Uh, we called that right here on the show. 443 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:30,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, the Wheel. What did I see about Vana White though? 444 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,520 Speaker 1: That she's threatening to leave unless she gets more money? 445 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:37,239 Speaker 3: Yeah, she has one more season on her contract. I 446 00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:39,600 Speaker 3: mean Seacrest would have worked with her for one year, 447 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:44,800 Speaker 3: but she wants half of what say Jack was making 448 00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:45,439 Speaker 3: to stay. 449 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:49,119 Speaker 1: So if you are producing The Wheel of Fortune, do 450 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:52,719 Speaker 1: you say we must have Vana White? She is a 451 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:57,480 Speaker 1: cultural icon. We need her. Or do you say, why 452 00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:58,720 Speaker 1: don't we just get rid of her? We'll have a 453 00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:00,800 Speaker 1: fresh It's gonna be a new show anyway, So why 454 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:06,000 Speaker 1: not have some other hot woman who's younger come in 455 00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:08,080 Speaker 1: there and she'll work for less and then then we'll 456 00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:08,920 Speaker 1: just start a new show. 457 00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:11,639 Speaker 3: Well, it's interesting. I read a lot of the comments 458 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:15,840 Speaker 3: underneath this story when it was on TMZ this past week, 459 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:19,000 Speaker 3: and a lot of the current fans of the show 460 00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:22,800 Speaker 3: were like, good for you, Vanna, like sticking up for her, 461 00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:26,720 Speaker 3: like you deserve it, And then the newer people that 462 00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:29,840 Speaker 3: are going to follow Seacrest were like, who cares bring 463 00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:31,480 Speaker 3: in a new girl to go with the new guy. 464 00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:35,360 Speaker 3: Seacrest what you just said, So, because they don't want 465 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:39,000 Speaker 3: to piss off their old audience, they might try to, 466 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:42,880 Speaker 3: you know, work with her on this. We'll see what happens. 467 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:49,320 Speaker 1: It's a temporary situation. Are there hardcore Ryan Seacrest fans Arthur? 468 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,440 Speaker 1: There must be? He gets every job. 469 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:57,560 Speaker 3: I feel like he's just a safe choice. 470 00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:01,080 Speaker 1: I guess it's like there's like a of certain people 471 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,919 Speaker 1: that all right, a big, big entertainment job. Do you 472 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:06,399 Speaker 1: think this must have been in the works for a 473 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,720 Speaker 1: long time, Like he left the TV job in New York, 474 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:11,320 Speaker 1: he must have known this was like something that was 475 00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:11,960 Speaker 1: going to happen. 476 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:15,680 Speaker 3: I would assume that morning show, that TV morning show 477 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:19,080 Speaker 3: he was doing, that's on around brunch time, that show 478 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:22,320 Speaker 3: is a big deal. That used to be our guy, uh, 479 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,119 Speaker 3: the who wants to be a Millionaire? 480 00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:25,240 Speaker 1: He just piled it right. 481 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:28,639 Speaker 3: Yeah, they used to be Regis and Kathy Lee. So 482 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:34,080 Speaker 3: that was a man, that's a really quality time slot 483 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:36,679 Speaker 3: that he left. So we knew it. We were we 484 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:39,720 Speaker 3: were talking about that weeks ago. Like man, his agent 485 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:43,760 Speaker 3: knew something, obviously heard about what was going on, got 486 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:47,639 Speaker 3: got his client hired behind the scenes, probably with a handshake, 487 00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:50,760 Speaker 3: you know, and then then moved him out of his 488 00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:51,840 Speaker 3: ass back to La. 489 00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:56,199 Speaker 1: Yeah, it had, it had to be done, and you know, 490 00:26:56,320 --> 00:27:00,199 Speaker 1: through middle, middle channels and all that back back in 491 00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:04,840 Speaker 1: the day, so not that long not that long ago. 492 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:08,639 Speaker 3: They have it set up ahead of time for you 493 00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:10,040 Speaker 3: to take over for Cowherd. 494 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:13,760 Speaker 1: Yes, Cowherd does not know that. But if he knew that, 495 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,760 Speaker 1: we'd have to kill him. So that's why he doesn't know. 496 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:19,239 Speaker 1: In fact, Don Martin and Scott Shapiro, the people who 497 00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:22,679 Speaker 1: run foxpors Rito, they don't even know that. There's other people, 498 00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:27,000 Speaker 1: very important people like Roscoe the Parrot, and and and 499 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:31,840 Speaker 1: and also Alf the alien o'pinter. Those guys know other 500 00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:35,520 Speaker 1: people not so much, but they're aware, they know what's 501 00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:37,760 Speaker 1: going on. We have a little time left, so let's 502 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:42,719 Speaker 1: get Scientifical. We'll go into the Safari Kingdom. We'll get Scientifical, 503 00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:48,000 Speaker 1: and we have new production by request. And Danny, I 504 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,479 Speaker 1: don't know if you've had a chance to hear this 505 00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:50,159 Speaker 1: yet or not. 506 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,879 Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the first time I'm going to press 507 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,280 Speaker 3: the button for the show though. 508 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:57,800 Speaker 1: Okay, so are we said last week? I in a haze, 509 00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:01,120 Speaker 1: I was so I was I was hustling to get 510 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:06,160 Speaker 1: everything done with the podcast, and I had mentioned in passing, 511 00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:08,639 Speaker 1: hey let's go, let's play the audio. You know we 512 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:13,080 Speaker 1: have we have a big open, scientifical jingle. And then Danny, 513 00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:17,720 Speaker 1: you pointed out, hey, numb nuts, there's no scientifical opening. 514 00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:21,639 Speaker 1: What's wrong with you? And sure enough Ohio says that 515 00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:25,320 Speaker 1: he heard the bat signal go up, he jumped into 516 00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:29,040 Speaker 1: the bat cave and he made Alfred the butler make 517 00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:31,359 Speaker 1: him a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and then he 518 00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:35,120 Speaker 1: whipped up the little diddy. So Danny, you have the honors, 519 00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:37,160 Speaker 1: go ahead, hit that button right there, and then we'll 520 00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:57,200 Speaker 1: get SI typical. All right, very good, thank you. 521 00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:00,240 Speaker 3: I feel dizzy to our friend, to. 522 00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:05,440 Speaker 1: Our friend, ohio Al, turn up, the reverb has come 523 00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:09,080 Speaker 1: through yet again, turn it down. And how much does 524 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:12,520 Speaker 1: Ohio I get paid for this, Danny, he gets paid 525 00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:17,760 Speaker 1: the same amount as you get paid to listen. Nothing. 526 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:20,240 Speaker 1: But he's a friend of the show. And so we 527 00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:21,200 Speaker 1: think Ohio al. 528 00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:23,680 Speaker 3: Last invoice said three ninety nine on it. 529 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:27,920 Speaker 1: Yes, there's a lot of that, and I think pat 530 00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,880 Speaker 1: on the back, yes, yeah, gold star. 531 00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:34,240 Speaker 3: In hip hop they call it top billin. He gets 532 00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:34,880 Speaker 3: top billin. 533 00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:40,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, congratulations, congratulations. So these are scientifical mixed in with 534 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:46,680 Speaker 1: animal stories. Will combine Safari Kingdom and scientifical. And how 535 00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:50,320 Speaker 1: about this one? Paddle Borders crossing from the Bahamas into 536 00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:54,920 Speaker 1: Florida were stalked by a massive hammerhead shark. 537 00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:56,280 Speaker 3: Oh I saw this. 538 00:29:56,760 --> 00:30:00,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, those hammerheads, man, these are the ones that have 539 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:03,160 Speaker 1: like the one eye is over here in Maine and 540 00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:07,960 Speaker 1: the other eye is over in Washington State. It's a 541 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:13,120 Speaker 1: really weird looking deal man, really wild looking thing. But 542 00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:18,360 Speaker 1: they were crossing around a charity, an annual charity event there, 543 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:22,480 Speaker 1: and they crossed in from the Bahamas to Florida to 544 00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:27,000 Speaker 1: raise awareness and money for a charity. And the hammerheads 545 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,640 Speaker 1: were like, hey, we'd like to raise awareness and we 546 00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:33,320 Speaker 1: would like to spook you is what we would would 547 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,520 Speaker 1: like to do. And of course with everything these days, 548 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:41,120 Speaker 1: there is video of said incident and you can see you. 549 00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:42,840 Speaker 1: I don't know if you've seen the video or not, Danny, 550 00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:45,880 Speaker 1: but the paddle borders are doing their thing and right 551 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:50,800 Speaker 1: behind them you see the hammerheads and they just l 552 00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:53,440 Speaker 1: Do you think they were looking for dinner there or lunch? 553 00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:55,680 Speaker 1: Probably lunch. The sun was up, so maybe they were 554 00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:56,800 Speaker 1: looking for a bite to eat. 555 00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:00,480 Speaker 3: I have seen this video. I think they were looking 556 00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,800 Speaker 3: for a snack. That's what it looks like. And then 557 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:06,040 Speaker 3: one thing too that stands out about the hammerhead, doesn't 558 00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:10,760 Speaker 3: it kind of look like closely related to a dinosaur. Yeah, yeah, 559 00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:12,200 Speaker 3: dinosaur family. 560 00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:17,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a gnarly mouth too that this says is 561 00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:21,560 Speaker 1: very rare sighting. You don't normally see these, But I 562 00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:24,760 Speaker 1: would say if you normally swim between the Bahamas and Florida, 563 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,640 Speaker 1: you'd probably see these things all the time. Right, We're 564 00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:31,080 Speaker 1: just not normally in that area. But what do I know. 565 00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:33,360 Speaker 1: I just do a podcast, so who the hell knows? 566 00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:38,040 Speaker 1: I have no idea. What is next on SI and Difficult. 567 00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,920 Speaker 1: Let's get Side Diego and Safari Kingdom combined. How about 568 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:44,280 Speaker 1: this one from Louisiana? Did this come up in conversation 569 00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:47,160 Speaker 1: on Cavino and Rich this week? A dog alerting a 570 00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:52,840 Speaker 1: family in Louisiana that there was a five foot alligator 571 00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:55,480 Speaker 1: in the house. It had come through the doggy door 572 00:31:57,280 --> 00:32:03,959 Speaker 1: and was just wandering around the house and people. Yeah, wow, 573 00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:08,240 Speaker 1: how about that? A couple in Louisiana. I thought there 574 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:11,320 Speaker 1: was a burglar that broke into their home. They were awakened, 575 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:14,880 Speaker 1: They were startled in the night that the dog there. 576 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:20,000 Speaker 1: And this couple had just moved from Arizona to a 577 00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:25,200 Speaker 1: town in Louisiana, a small town of Louisiana, and they 578 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,280 Speaker 1: said last week they were they were treated to what 579 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:32,920 Speaker 1: they called the full Casian experience. Danny and uh their. 580 00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:35,560 Speaker 3: Dog Caucasian or Focasion. 581 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,720 Speaker 1: Well whatever floats you're both, But they were awakened by 582 00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:41,560 Speaker 1: a panda by panda, not a panda, but their dog Panda, 583 00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:46,600 Speaker 1: a seven year old Australian cattle dog. I gotta tell you, 584 00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:50,040 Speaker 1: my dog Bella would not have given a ship about 585 00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:53,080 Speaker 1: the about the alligator, would have just like kept say, 586 00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:56,880 Speaker 1: that's true. That would have been the only defense system. 587 00:32:56,880 --> 00:33:00,680 Speaker 1: Probably wouldn't even barked. And these people said their dog 588 00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:05,800 Speaker 1: Panda growled deep throat grumble, woke up. The wife tapped, 589 00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:09,680 Speaker 1: tapped the husband on the back, and of course the 590 00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:13,640 Speaker 1: dude wandered over there. He headed down the hall, the 591 00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:19,320 Speaker 1: check and bam, a five foot reptile had gone through 592 00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:21,880 Speaker 1: the doggy door and was cruising a round. 593 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:26,400 Speaker 3: These people have clearly never seen even one episode of 594 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:29,800 Speaker 3: the Walking Dead I'm not having any openings on my 595 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:34,880 Speaker 3: house out to the yard Nune zero, not even something 596 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:36,600 Speaker 3: that size. 597 00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:40,200 Speaker 1: It's pretty pretty nuts. Like we have a doggy door here. 598 00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:42,480 Speaker 1: I don't even really worry about it. But you're right, 599 00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:46,040 Speaker 1: you know, and it's not just for dogs. The animals 600 00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:48,320 Speaker 1: don't follow the rules, Danny, right. I mean you could 601 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:51,040 Speaker 1: just watch I send your photo of the gear. It's 602 00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:53,320 Speaker 1: a small geor but that I mean you saw that, 603 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:55,239 Speaker 1: you'd still be a little freaked out, right, And it's not. 604 00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:58,880 Speaker 1: It's small, but it's still it's big enough it could 605 00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:01,960 Speaker 1: take a big chunk of your leg out. You'd probably 606 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:02,680 Speaker 1: eat your foot. 607 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:04,200 Speaker 3: I would think, you. 608 00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:09,640 Speaker 1: Know, it's just whatever, why not? So there you go. 609 00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:12,879 Speaker 1: They called nine to one one. They sent the Wildlife 610 00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:19,120 Speaker 1: and Fisheries officer to the house, captured the gator, but 611 00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:23,760 Speaker 1: apparently did not did not go quietly. Yea, the alligator 612 00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:27,439 Speaker 1: was very upset and was making a call. All kinds 613 00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:31,480 Speaker 1: of noise there and screaming and shouting and you know 614 00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:33,040 Speaker 1: all that. How would that? How would you like that 615 00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:35,920 Speaker 1: as your job? You're just hanging out Louisiana and you're 616 00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:39,600 Speaker 1: waiting for people to call you because a gator got 617 00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:44,799 Speaker 1: in their house and then call so what do you 618 00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:46,680 Speaker 1: do with the doggy door there? At that point, like, 619 00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:49,120 Speaker 1: what's your move? You got to close the doggy door. 620 00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,120 Speaker 3: You're going to have to close that up? 621 00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:57,680 Speaker 1: Yeah yeahfff, all right, what else do we have? Let's 622 00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:02,720 Speaker 1: see here, let's get scientifical. Here's a study on music 623 00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:04,480 Speaker 1: and birds. 624 00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:06,400 Speaker 3: I don't know how much I believe this on. 625 00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:09,919 Speaker 1: Let's get scientifical. A new study out shows that one 626 00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:13,440 Speaker 1: hit wonder, a one hit wonder has to change his 627 00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:18,200 Speaker 1: tune to attract a mate, and it says male birds 628 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:21,920 Speaker 1: that are able to repeat song notes precisely stand the 629 00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:25,120 Speaker 1: best chance of attracting a female mate. This is from 630 00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:31,759 Speaker 1: Lancaster University. Over two years, researchers recorded and analyzed over 631 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:37,759 Speaker 1: seven thousand songs of me boy, I've never heard of 632 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:42,759 Speaker 1: this breed of a bird, wild blue tits. Have you 633 00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:45,719 Speaker 1: ever heard that? That's what it says here. That's the 634 00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:49,000 Speaker 1: name apparently of the that's quite the bird. Let me 635 00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:51,280 Speaker 1: let me look that up here. That can't be right, ken, 636 00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:54,680 Speaker 1: I mean, that's what it says. I'm reading it off 637 00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:59,600 Speaker 1: the science report here. Yeah, that's apparently a. 638 00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:01,320 Speaker 3: Thing, wild blue tits. 639 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:06,040 Speaker 1: My name man, that's the name of the that's the 640 00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:09,880 Speaker 1: name of the bird. Yeah, And if you type that 641 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,400 Speaker 1: into Google, it's also the name of a whole genre 642 00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:16,920 Speaker 1: on porn Hub and you can get your deal there. Wow. 643 00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:22,520 Speaker 1: I guess we know which scientists. What was on their 644 00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:26,840 Speaker 1: mind when they named the wild blue tit that is, 645 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,920 Speaker 1: that's a good looking bird. It's I'm looking at a 646 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:34,280 Speaker 1: photo of it, and. 647 00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:36,440 Speaker 3: That doesn't make sense. The tits are yellow. 648 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:41,440 Speaker 1: I know it's the head's blue and then the face 649 00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:44,200 Speaker 1: is white, and then the body's yellow. The tits would 650 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:47,080 Speaker 1: be yellow, but it's called the wild blue it. 651 00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:48,840 Speaker 3: Be the wild yellow tits. 652 00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:53,960 Speaker 1: I don't I don't get it, man, I don't understand anyway, 653 00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:55,279 Speaker 1: get to the point, please, all right, I'm sorry. I 654 00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:59,359 Speaker 1: got distracted there. And so with that, so two years 655 00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:03,000 Speaker 1: they analyzed seven thousand songs of wild blue tits reading 656 00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:07,640 Speaker 1: in closely monitored nest boxes. Boy, they're really creeping out there. 657 00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:12,120 Speaker 1: They devised an experiment which involved playing song recordings to 658 00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:17,040 Speaker 1: receptive females and discovered that male vocal consistency repeating the 659 00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:21,240 Speaker 1: same pattern of notes with high precision was the key 660 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:27,600 Speaker 1: song feature that made females sexually excited so these scientists 661 00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:29,719 Speaker 1: think they know what got the ladies excited there. 662 00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:32,440 Speaker 3: They think they know, Hey, baby, come on in. 663 00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:34,799 Speaker 1: Yeah that so, I guess it helps you out. If 664 00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:37,799 Speaker 1: you're a bird, that'll that'll help you out. If you're 665 00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:40,600 Speaker 1: a blue tit, that'll help you get some other blue tits, 666 00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:45,399 Speaker 1: I guess. But anyway, there you go, fun, fun, fun fun. 667 00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:47,719 Speaker 1: What else do we have? Well, this is something we 668 00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:51,000 Speaker 1: are concerned about, Danny on Scientifical. But it has happened 669 00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:55,280 Speaker 1: in New Zealand a their version of the FCC getting 670 00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:57,360 Speaker 1: very upset. Don't if this came up on Covino and 671 00:37:57,480 --> 00:38:00,759 Speaker 1: Rich this week, but a New Zealand broadcast has been 672 00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:10,160 Speaker 1: reprimanded over graphic images of dolphins mating. Yeah, that's the 673 00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:15,399 Speaker 1: problem here on a series called Our Big Blue Backyard. 674 00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:22,160 Speaker 1: The program was denounced for distressing younger viewers as it 675 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:27,120 Speaker 1: showed scenes of aggressive, aggressive gang of young males who 676 00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:33,080 Speaker 1: took turns attacking a trap female dolphin. And it was 677 00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:38,040 Speaker 1: a brutal assault, according to the New Zealand Herald, oh 678 00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:42,440 Speaker 1: he said in a government watchdog group has said that 679 00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:48,760 Speaker 1: the broadcast company went too far. The BSA, the Broadcasting 680 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:54,360 Speaker 1: Standards Authority, has chastised the station. They said the sture, 681 00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:59,000 Speaker 1: sinister music, language used by the narrator, and the audio 682 00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:03,239 Speaker 1: of the dolphin, which could repeatedly have been interpreted as 683 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:07,240 Speaker 1: a distressed cry of the female, and they added dramatized 684 00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:10,600 Speaker 1: tension to the scenes. So they're very they're very upset 685 00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:11,280 Speaker 1: by this, Danny. 686 00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:14,239 Speaker 3: So sounds like all of our American reality TV. 687 00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:17,279 Speaker 1: Shows pretty much. That's that's true. 688 00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:20,359 Speaker 3: But you said they were abusing it. Were they trying 689 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:21,680 Speaker 3: to mate with it? Or were they? 690 00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:24,880 Speaker 1: Oh? Well, I didn't see the clip, Danny, so I 691 00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:27,040 Speaker 1: don't know exactly what was going. All I know is 692 00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:31,080 Speaker 1: the description of the clips said they the gang of 693 00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:36,319 Speaker 1: young males took turns attacking a trapped female, right, So 694 00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:39,320 Speaker 1: I don't know what I don't know what that particularly means. 695 00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:42,759 Speaker 1: But they got in trouble in New Zealand's gotta be 696 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:45,839 Speaker 1: careful on that. Get get in trouble there, can't do it. 697 00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:50,200 Speaker 1: Cannot do it, man, you got to stay away from that. 698 00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:51,640 Speaker 1: I got a couple more and then we'll get out 699 00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:55,239 Speaker 1: two more. This is the story of the week. If 700 00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:57,360 Speaker 1: are you an a taxidermy. 701 00:39:57,880 --> 00:39:59,120 Speaker 3: Are you? 702 00:39:59,120 --> 00:39:59,200 Speaker 1: No? 703 00:39:59,320 --> 00:39:59,919 Speaker 3: I'm not either. 704 00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:03,920 Speaker 1: Some people love it, though, there's a person that's making 705 00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:09,280 Speaker 1: a living as a taxidermist, and this person makes piggy 706 00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:14,960 Speaker 1: banks out of pigs. You can have a piggy bank 707 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:16,240 Speaker 1: out of a real pig. 708 00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:20,879 Speaker 3: So so if you had a pet pig, you send 709 00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:23,560 Speaker 3: it in and they they turn it into a real 710 00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:24,200 Speaker 3: piggy bank. 711 00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:27,239 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I mean it's according to this This a 712 00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:31,840 Speaker 1: thirty eight year old woman and she transforms dead piglets 713 00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:36,000 Speaker 1: into real piggybanks. She's in Arizona. It's a regular woman. 714 00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:37,759 Speaker 1: You have, mother's got kids and all that. 715 00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:43,560 Speaker 3: And she's these are these random piglets that she's using. 716 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,680 Speaker 1: Let me see what says here. Oh that's kind of 717 00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:52,759 Speaker 1: Oh boy, it's a little creepy. I'm looking at the book. Yeah, 718 00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:55,040 Speaker 1: that's a little much. She says. She used to be 719 00:40:55,040 --> 00:41:01,359 Speaker 1: a hairdresser. She found a passion for taxidermy. How does 720 00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:07,480 Speaker 1: one find a passion for taxidermy? Okay, she says. Working 721 00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:11,799 Speaker 1: on the piggy banking is labor intensive. You have to 722 00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:15,719 Speaker 1: cut through a special process, she explained, and all that. 723 00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:20,239 Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I just not I don't maybe it says it. 724 00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:24,759 Speaker 1: I'm missing it, but wow, that's a little much. So 725 00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:26,640 Speaker 1: I think a piggy bank supposed to be like a 726 00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:30,240 Speaker 1: cartoonish pig, like a pink cartoonish pig. 727 00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:33,080 Speaker 3: Or you should be able to shatter it with a hammer. 728 00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:38,319 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, She says. Her two young children fell in 729 00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:41,600 Speaker 1: love with the piggy bank and enjoy putting money as 730 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:45,640 Speaker 1: she ended up selling selling that one. So now she 731 00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:52,480 Speaker 1: makes and uh wow, okay, well there you go. Whatever 732 00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:56,080 Speaker 1: whatever gets you through the day. Knock yourself out a 733 00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:59,680 Speaker 1: little side hustle there, send your pig. In A last 734 00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:05,000 Speaker 1: one on scientifical, what money coming from anywhere? I guess 735 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,880 Speaker 1: we'll call this one money from anywhere? And this comes 736 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:13,719 Speaker 1: from a whales colon. You can get rich out of 737 00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:15,040 Speaker 1: a whales colon? 738 00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:22,000 Speaker 3: Say, what something in there that scientists want? 739 00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:29,680 Speaker 1: Well, not necessarily scientists, but the vomit that was discovered 740 00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:36,759 Speaker 1: inside a whales colon is tremendously valuable. A lump of 741 00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:40,640 Speaker 1: vomit is estimated be worth over two hundred and fifty 742 00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:44,440 Speaker 1: thousand dollars. It was found inside a beached sperm whale 743 00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:49,960 Speaker 1: that popped up in the Canary Islands last month. The 744 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:56,800 Speaker 1: whale died in a nearly twenty pound chunk of whale 745 00:42:56,920 --> 00:43:04,240 Speaker 1: vomit I apparently caught inflammation of the collon whatever and uh, scientists, 746 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:09,799 Speaker 1: experts at the university there examined it and it's They 747 00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:15,960 Speaker 1: claim that this substance, converted substance is thought sought by 748 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:19,040 Speaker 1: the perfume companies to make the scent of their product 749 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:19,920 Speaker 1: last longer. 750 00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:23,279 Speaker 3: How and who figured that out? 751 00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:26,920 Speaker 1: I know, right, you can ask that about it stumbled 752 00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:27,640 Speaker 1: on something? 753 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:28,799 Speaker 3: Who did that? 754 00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:33,759 Speaker 1: I know right? Yeah. It says that it's is secreted 755 00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:39,080 Speaker 1: from the animals bile duct in the intestines. But this 756 00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:42,440 Speaker 1: is this is such a big percentage of this stuff 757 00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:45,160 Speaker 1: is estimated only one percent of sperm whales are actually 758 00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:50,480 Speaker 1: capable of secreting the substance, and the exact origin is 759 00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:55,719 Speaker 1: still a mystery to scientists. It's believe the pungent material 760 00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:59,720 Speaker 1: is formed when the whales eat irritants such as beak 761 00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:06,160 Speaker 1: and produce other random things, and so they don't even know. 762 00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,640 Speaker 1: It's not every whale has it, only some of them do. 763 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:12,600 Speaker 1: And so there you go. Due to the rarity of 764 00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:17,320 Speaker 1: the puke, a gram of this stuff is worth twenty 765 00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:21,480 Speaker 1: seven dollars, while a pound could get ten thousand. And 766 00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:24,160 Speaker 1: they ask so much of this stuff in this dead whale. 767 00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:28,960 Speaker 1: It's two hundred and fifty thousand dollars. It's illegal to 768 00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:34,640 Speaker 1: kill sperm whales almost anywhere in the planet as they're 769 00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:37,839 Speaker 1: an endangered species. So, oh my god, I'm looking at 770 00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:38,480 Speaker 1: a photo of it. 771 00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:42,439 Speaker 3: Holy shit, the whale puke hunters. 772 00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:45,520 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, that's coming to a TV near you, coming 773 00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:48,799 Speaker 1: to YouTube. Look at this stuff. To send this to 774 00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:51,359 Speaker 1: your wife and see if she wants to put on 775 00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:53,840 Speaker 1: her perfume. There is that stuff in cologne too, It 776 00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:56,160 Speaker 1: must be right. Is it just perfume? I don't know, 777 00:44:57,080 --> 00:45:01,240 Speaker 1: but that's that's what's in there. Nasty, nice big blob 778 00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:03,880 Speaker 1: of orange orange gunk. 779 00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:10,919 Speaker 3: It looks like overcooked orange chicken from Panda Express. It does, 780 00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:14,480 Speaker 3: rotting in the Arizona Sun for two years. 781 00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:17,239 Speaker 1: That had chocolate sauce port on top of it for 782 00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:20,080 Speaker 1: some time. Yeah, it does look like a piece of 783 00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:23,239 Speaker 1: orange chicken. Yeah, that's a good call. Hey, we'll get 784 00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:26,800 Speaker 1: out on that. And Dan, it's Friday. I got nothing 785 00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:30,440 Speaker 1: going on today. I'm chilling hanging out. What do you 786 00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:31,040 Speaker 1: got going on? 787 00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:35,600 Speaker 3: Lucky Dog for one more day for you? Yeah, we 788 00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:39,680 Speaker 3: got the afternoon fun Friday fun for Covino and Rich 789 00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:42,879 Speaker 3: two to four pm on the West Side, and that's 790 00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:45,439 Speaker 3: five to seven pm where you just came from. New 791 00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:47,160 Speaker 3: York City, Big Apple. 792 00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:50,359 Speaker 1: All right, have a wonderful rest of your Friday. I'll 793 00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:54,719 Speaker 1: have more tails from the Naked City on the Saturday podcast, 794 00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:59,680 Speaker 1: including something that I have never done. I've gone to 795 00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:02,440 Speaker 1: New York or as a visitor. I've had family there, 796 00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:04,720 Speaker 1: I've gone for almost thirty years, and I did something 797 00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:07,760 Speaker 1: this time I had never done before in New York. 798 00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:10,520 Speaker 1: And we'll have that story and Danny again. Nobody else 799 00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:14,719 Speaker 1: has this story. It is a podcast exclusive, and we'll 800 00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:16,360 Speaker 1: have that on the Saturday podcast. 801 00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:18,600 Speaker 3: I'm going to have Marcel tweet that out right now. 802 00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:23,080 Speaker 1: Yes, Yes, the great Marcel in Brooklyn. We'll catch you. Then, 803 00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:26,759 Speaker 1: have a wonderful, wonderful rest your Friday. We'll talk to 804 00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:27,319 Speaker 1: you next time. 805 00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,319 Speaker 3: Austa Bosta got a murder. 806 00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:30,719 Speaker 1: I gotta go.