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Speaker 1: Do you even mask? Bro? Do you mask on something?

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Speaker 1: It's the Jewel Show. Everybody has to wear a mask

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Speaker 1: right now because of this whole coronavirus thinging that's all

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Speaker 1: over the news. Well, the CDC, that's the Center for

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Speaker 1: the Center for Dancing Christians, that's different. The Center for

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Speaker 1: Disease Control has been all over the place with how

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Speaker 1: They're saying that wearing two masks is actually the way

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Speaker 1: Are your phone break gets coming up in just a

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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame morning. Hello, Hi, this is Hunter.

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Speaker 1: I was calling from Tan. I was looking for Sandra.

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Speaker 1: This is she. Hey, Sandra, how are you. I'm good.

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Speaker 1: for always coming in here and tanning. Yeah. Also here

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Speaker 1: Like I still haven't told you what I was gonna

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Speaker 1: What what are you talking about? A life outbreak? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Do you know what lice is? I know what life

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Speaker 1: is I bought a packet with you. You sold me

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Speaker 1: I do. Yeah, but it wasn't an ad onto the package.

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Speaker 1: it's like soup simple. It's soups simple to deal with lice? Okay,

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Speaker 1: say you up for a priank phone call. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: We say mornings on the twenties The Jewels Show on demand, Jebils,

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Speaker 1: Dirty Little secret. It's crazy how many texts we get

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Speaker 1: a key and I live there, already changed my address

422
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:49,840
Speaker 1: and everything. Oh Carl, No, I I will come home

423
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:53,520
Speaker 1: tomorrow and personally remove you from my house and my

424
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,840
Speaker 1: daughter's life. That would be great if you'd come home tomorrow, because,

425
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:57,080
Speaker 1: like I said, I want to meet you. I want

426
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:59,560
Speaker 1: to shake your hand and say hey Dad in person.

427
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:02,440
Speaker 1: I'm so excited for me. The only thing you're gonna

428
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:04,680
Speaker 1: meet is my foot in your going to kick you

429
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:08,360
Speaker 1: out of my house? Oh my god, this is fun.

430
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:12,200
Speaker 1: Dad's huh. No, you don't call me Dan, No, get

431
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:15,000
Speaker 1: down off of that. Oh my god, what are you

432
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:19,040
Speaker 1: talking about? Dog? Bad dog? I don't even have a dog.

433
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:22,800
Speaker 1: Talking about we don't have a dog. What he's going on. Well,

434
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:26,359
Speaker 1: what's going on? Is my dog? Our dog now just

435
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:30,639
Speaker 1: completely ruined that couch. Oh I'm so dog. Yeah, Daddy

436
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,359
Speaker 1: called it. That is It's fun. Okay, I'm heading home

437
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,600
Speaker 1: right now. I'm gonna get back there. I'm throwing you,

438
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:38,879
Speaker 1: your dresser, your couch, and your stupid dog out of

439
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,199
Speaker 1: my house. You'll never see my daughter. Akay. Well, well

440
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:44,200
Speaker 1: that's not going to happen, is it. Yes, Carl, it's

441
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:46,440
Speaker 1: going to happen. I am coming on, I'm kicking you,

442
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:49,399
Speaker 1: and I'm kicking out of my house. Well I was

443
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:51,360
Speaker 1: more saying it's not gonna happen because it's a prank

444
00:22:51,359 --> 00:22:52,960
Speaker 1: phone call. I'm not in your house. I don't even

445
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,000
Speaker 1: know your daughter really, so who the is it? This

446
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:58,120
Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone

447
00:22:58,119 --> 00:23:06,000
Speaker 1: prank on you. Your daughter Leah set you up. Oh man,

448
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:08,080
Speaker 1: She said that you were out of town for a

449
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:10,560
Speaker 1: while and told you that she started dating someone new,

450
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,080
Speaker 1: just so I could do this prank phone call and

451
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:16,720
Speaker 1: say they moved into your house. Oh my god, I'm shaking.

452
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:19,800
Speaker 1: I'm shaking. Two. I just met my father in law

453
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:21,440
Speaker 1: and he doesn't like me very much. It sounds like

454
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:26,919
Speaker 1: carl I hate you wake up every morning with Jubil

455
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:30,879
Speaker 1: phone pranks. We'd say mornings on the twenties the Jibil

456
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:36,440
Speaker 1: Show on demand, It's time flour of the Roses only

457
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:40,200
Speaker 1: on the Jibil Show. Cell Phones are a great invention. Yes,

458
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:42,280
Speaker 1: it's nice to be able to take your phone with

459
00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:47,520
Speaker 1: you anywhere, all kinds of games, apps, news, It's safe,

460
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:50,400
Speaker 1: it's your best friend most of the time. Save Yeah,

461
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:52,800
Speaker 1: how because if you're a child and you're in danger

462
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:54,840
Speaker 1: and you have a phone, you can cool someone. All right,

463
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:59,639
Speaker 1: that's to go there, englishman. But yeah, good point. Except

464
00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:03,199
Speaker 1: phones are a horrible invention when it comes to cheaters.

465
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:06,480
Speaker 1: Cheaters must hate cellphones because there's so many different ways

466
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:08,040
Speaker 1: that cheaters are getting caught because of cell phones. We

467
00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:09,560
Speaker 1: know that because we do wore the roses to catch

468
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,919
Speaker 1: a cheater. And usually somebody notices something on a cell

469
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:14,760
Speaker 1: phone or how they're acting with their cell phone, right,

470
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:17,840
Speaker 1: And that's the first instinct. And that's exactly what happened

471
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:20,120
Speaker 1: with Charlotte, who's on the phone right now. She thinks

472
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:23,640
Speaker 1: that her boyfriend Owen is cheating on her all because

473
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:30,280
Speaker 1: of that dastardly cell phone. Hey, Charlotte. What's up? Hey, guys,

474
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:33,520
Speaker 1: I'm here. You send us an email that says you

475
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:35,800
Speaker 1: think your boyfriend is cheating on you because of an

476
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:39,160
Speaker 1: app that you saw on his phone. Is that right? Yeah?

477
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,240
Speaker 1: This app? I don't know if you heard of. It's

478
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:46,199
Speaker 1: called what app or whatever. He had a notification come up,

479
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:49,280
Speaker 1: and I've never really seen him use that up, okay

480
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:52,080
Speaker 1: very much like you know, Okay, So you saw a

481
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:55,040
Speaker 1: notification from what's app on his phone and you didn't

482
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:57,280
Speaker 1: know that he had it. Is that it? Yeah? I

483
00:24:57,359 --> 00:24:59,119
Speaker 1: didn't even know he had it, Like I don't I

484
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:01,400
Speaker 1: don't know what the purpose that some happening. He doesn't

485
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 1: go out of the country and he has a he

486
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:07,480
Speaker 1: has an app phone, So why do you have this

487
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 1: app on your phone? And you know who is texting

488
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:13,480
Speaker 1: you on this app? So you know, I open it

489
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:15,120
Speaker 1: and I'm looking at it and it's you know, it's

490
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:17,439
Speaker 1: just like a couple of you know, Hey, how's your

491
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:20,000
Speaker 1: day going. So you actually snooped on it when you

492
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:24,000
Speaker 1: saw the notification? Yeah? Yeah, I was, like I said,

493
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:27,040
Speaker 1: it's not something normal that he would normally do. So

494
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:30,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, whoa, what what's going on with this? So

495
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:32,920
Speaker 1: I open it and I'm reading the messages, and it's

496
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,760
Speaker 1: just like nothing crazy. It's just like, you know, hey,

497
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:39,320
Speaker 1: what's up, how's your days been going, how's everything whatever.

498
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:42,200
Speaker 1: But as I'm looking through it, I can kind of

499
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:48,200
Speaker 1: tell that some of the messages were deleted. Okay, yeah,

500
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:52,320
Speaker 1: because they didn't slow, you know, it was just weird. Yeah.

501
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:57,119
Speaker 1: So I blocked my number and I called the number

502
00:25:57,240 --> 00:26:00,440
Speaker 1: that's been like texting him all these different thing and

503
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:07,639
Speaker 1: it was his accountant named Jim. I wish No, it

504
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:11,000
Speaker 1: was some woman and I just hung up. I didn't

505
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,719
Speaker 1: even say anything. So and did you get her? Did

506
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:17,480
Speaker 1: she answer with her name or she just said hello? Um?

507
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:20,240
Speaker 1: She just said hello. Okay, it didn't sound like anyone

508
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 1: you think you know. No, No, I pretty much know

509
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:26,160
Speaker 1: all of his friends, you know, for the most part.

510
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:29,320
Speaker 1: But he doesn't even have any female, you know friends.

511
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:33,840
Speaker 1: So okay, so obviously it seems like he's up to

512
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:36,680
Speaker 1: no good. I can't think of a good explanation for that. No,

513
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:41,360
Speaker 1: deleting the messages is a yeah, bit of a giveaway, totally, ye, yep,

514
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:44,119
Speaker 1: I agree, I agree. So he has no idea that

515
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:49,119
Speaker 1: you got into his phone. No, No, he has no idea. Um,

516
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,560
Speaker 1: you know, I didn't say anything to him because I

517
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 1: know he's just gonna make something out or lie about Yea. Yeah,

518
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:58,440
Speaker 1: cheaters like to lie. I've noticed that too. That's what

519
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:00,680
Speaker 1: the that's what they're very good at. They like to

520
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:03,879
Speaker 1: lie and deny. That was a nice rye, rye and deny.

521
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:06,360
Speaker 1: So he probably wouldn't tell you the truth. Well, we'll

522
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 1: see if we can get a name out of him.

523
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,920
Speaker 1: Is there anything that he's interested in or that he

524
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:13,680
Speaker 1: does a lot that it like wouldn't be a shocking

525
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:22,639
Speaker 1: phone call to get oh anything? Well, he's really into paddleboarding. Um,

526
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,560
Speaker 1: he's like a member of all these different websites and stuff.

527
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:28,840
Speaker 1: So that's the thing, you know, I don't interfere in it.

528
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:30,879
Speaker 1: I don't go with them. So yeah, okay, I've never

529
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:35,960
Speaker 1: heard anyone say that. I haven't either. I'm all right, yeah,

530
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:38,440
Speaker 1: well yeah, that's Do you have a name of a

531
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 1: like a website or something he goes to, Um, it's

532
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:45,919
Speaker 1: a US Okay, cool, All right, Well I'll call from

533
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:48,080
Speaker 1: there with a special offer a week and get away

534
00:27:48,119 --> 00:27:49,560
Speaker 1: and maybe some flowers, and we'll see if we can

535
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:51,840
Speaker 1: get him to tell us the name of the girl

536
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:56,120
Speaker 1: that he's talking to on What's App. Okay, right, play

537
00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:57,679
Speaker 1: a song, I'll come back and then we'll call him

538
00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:00,280
Speaker 1: and see if we can catch him cheating. Okay, time

539
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 1: four of the Roses only on the Jebel Show. There's

540
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:05,520
Speaker 1: a question I didn't think I would ask myself today.

541
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:12,480
Speaker 1: What do people who paddleboard sound like? Normal? Like browser? No? No,

542
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:17,879
Speaker 1: no MORENODI though, hello, I'm a paddleboarder. I don't know.

543
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:19,440
Speaker 1: Right in the middle of War of the Roses to

544
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:21,080
Speaker 1: Catch a Cheater and if you missed the first part,

545
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,840
Speaker 1: Charlotte is on the phone and she thinks that her

546
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:27,639
Speaker 1: boyfriend Owen is cheating on her because she recently discovered

547
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:30,760
Speaker 1: that he has What's App on his phone, And she

548
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 1: actually went into the phone to check the WhatsApp and

549
00:28:33,359 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 1: there was messages she could tell her that we're being deleted.

550
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:39,520
Speaker 1: Then she blocked her phone number and called the number

551
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 1: and a woman picked up. And there's nobody you can

552
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:48,600
Speaker 1: think of, Charlotte that it could be. No, I've been thinking,

553
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:51,600
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I can't think of anyone. No, yeah,

554
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 1: all right, So it sounds like he's definitely up to

555
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 1: no good. Well, on my Daha's phone of her right

556
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:59,720
Speaker 1: now and pretend to be from a paddleboard place because

557
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:02,800
Speaker 1: you said he's really into paddle boarding, with some sort

558
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:04,520
Speaker 1: of a special offer for him, and see if we

559
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 1: can get him to say another woman's name or your

560
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 1: name for the flowers that we send them or whatever. Okay, okay,

561
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:13,600
Speaker 1: all right. How long have you guys been together, by

562
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 1: the way, Yeah, we've been together three years now, Okay,

563
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 1: three years okay, a long time? All right, And this

564
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:21,400
Speaker 1: is the first time you've suspected him of a cheating

565
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 1: I mean I've had I had my suspicions in the beginning.

566
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 1: I think we all do we you know, it's new

567
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:31,520
Speaker 1: or whatever. But he's been like fine for the for

568
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 1: the last three years, like okay, pretty much the first

569
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 1: real time that I've really really expected, i mean really

570
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 1: really thought that he was. Yeah, all right, well my

571
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:55,400
Speaker 1: Dallas want right now here we go. Hello, Hey, this

572
00:29:55,600 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 1: is Jurban calling from was looking for Owen. Yeah, this

573
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 1: is one. Hey, what's up, Duder? What's going on? Not much? Man? Um,

574
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:10,080
Speaker 1: I'm actually calling you today because you know, you're a

575
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 1: member of our website and you know we kind of

576
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:16,240
Speaker 1: track stuff they're buying all that kind of cool stuff

577
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:20,080
Speaker 1: you know. Oh okay, okay, yeah, yeah for sure. Yeah yeah,

578
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 1: you've been a member for a while. Huh yeah, yeah,

579
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 1: I'm a long time paddle boarding enthusiast. Hey, speaking of

580
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:28,720
Speaker 1: dipping your paddle, you're not dipping your paddle with any

581
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:34,000
Speaker 1: other websites, are you? You know what I mean? Whoa, Yeah, yeah,

582
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,240
Speaker 1: I like to get around, you know. I am a

583
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:39,600
Speaker 1: member to a couple of few organizations. Yeah, I know,

584
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:41,720
Speaker 1: I bet you. I just wonder if you're cheating on us.

585
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,320
Speaker 1: The reason I'm calling wasn't just talk about paddle boarding

586
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:50,000
Speaker 1: with you. You have been selected for a weekend lover's

587
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:52,959
Speaker 1: getaway for two and some flowers you can send to somebody,

588
00:30:54,040 --> 00:31:00,280
Speaker 1: all right, little paddle excursion. Yeah, so awesome. Use this

589
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 1: little change for sure. Yeah, congratulations. I can send you

590
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 1: the email with all the info on how to sign

591
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 1: up and get your trip. Um, I can. I can

592
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 1: get these flowers sent off for you right now. Okay,

593
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:15,800
Speaker 1: that's cool. So but it's what it is is a

594
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 1: dozen red roses with a card and you can send

595
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:20,040
Speaker 1: it to whoever. I mean, you don't have to even

596
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 1: have to send it to the person you're gonna take.

597
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 1: But I mean, I'm assuming you probably would want to,

598
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 1: like a significant other, wife, girlfriend, something like that. Yeah, yeah,

599
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:32,240
Speaker 1: I've got someone I can send it to you for sure.

600
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 1: All right, Uh, well that's cool. I can get those

601
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 1: sent off first. I'll just need whoever's name. Let's send

602
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:45,880
Speaker 1: him to Kelly. Kelly Kelly, Yeah, Kelly, and that is

603
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:51,840
Speaker 1: a GF for wife or oh she's my girlfriend. Wait

604
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 1: a minute, Wait a minute, she's your wife? What? Yeah,

605
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 1: this is Charlotte Owen h your actual girlfriend. I thought,

606
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 1: what's going on? I thought this was a this is

607
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 1: the Jewil Show, Meta's wife Alex Fresh English Evan Morning

608
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:16,440
Speaker 1: and your girlfriend Charlotte, not Kelly on the phone, and

609
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:18,280
Speaker 1: this is a war of the roses to catch a cheater.

610
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 1: So pissed. I knew it. I freaking knew it. I

611
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:27,520
Speaker 1: caught you red handed and you have nothing to say.

612
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 1: And Kelly talk about? Who is Kelly? She's a paddle

613
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 1: boarding friend of mine. Oh was your girlfriend? Are you serious?

614
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:43,280
Speaker 1: You did say that? Well, well, I don't understood what

615
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:47,600
Speaker 1: this is all about. This is your girlfriend, your real girlfriend.

616
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 1: Charlotte emailed us to see if we could catch you

617
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:53,040
Speaker 1: cheating because she found What's app on your phone and

618
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:54,480
Speaker 1: said there was a bunch of messages on it, and

619
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:56,600
Speaker 1: then she actually called the number and a woman answered,

620
00:32:56,600 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 1: and I'm guessing that woman was Kelly. Kelly, you have

621
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 1: nothing to say, absolutely nothing to say, and you're so

622
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 1: dumb like you freaking left the messages open. You know,

623
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,959
Speaker 1: I have the password to your phone and I saw everything.

624
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:14,920
Speaker 1: So who is Kelly? Yeah? Who is she? I told

625
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 1: you she's just a poddle boarding friend. Oh and you

626
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:22,880
Speaker 1: literally called you called Kelly your girlfriend for your girlfriend? No, no,

627
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:26,040
Speaker 1: don't even try to back paddle back, paddle back. Oh

628
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 1: whatever the heck, don't do that. You said she was

629
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:34,640
Speaker 1: your girlfriend? Like, what the is going on? Seriously, nothing

630
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:37,200
Speaker 1: is going on. Okay, I'm with you all the time.

631
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:40,360
Speaker 1: We're like you should know. I mean, that doesn't matter.

632
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 1: How long have you been cheating on her for? Though? Well?

633
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:44,520
Speaker 1: When would I have time for that? Well? When would

634
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 1: I even have time for that? Why were you sending

635
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:52,280
Speaker 1: another girl flowers and calling her your girlfriend? I told

636
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 1: you she's just a friend from the poddle boarding company. Okay, okay,

637
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 1: all right, Well, Charlotte, I'm sorry that you had to

638
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 1: deal with Owen yeah, I'm so done. He's such a

639
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:06,080
Speaker 1: liar he can't even just admit to it. And when

640
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 1: does he have time? Or you have plenty of time,

641
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:10,960
Speaker 1: but whatever, she can have you. Yeah, you'll be you'll

642
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 1: be better off without him. So look, I don't know

643
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:16,399
Speaker 1: what's going on here, but look, can we do what's

644
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:20,400
Speaker 1: going on? Yeah? How does he not understand? He doesn't

645
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:23,440
Speaker 1: get it? No, go talk to Kellie, Go talk to Kelly.

646
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 1: I'm done. There's nothing for us to talk about. You

647
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:28,920
Speaker 1: said her name and like it was nothing, and you

648
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,800
Speaker 1: call her your girlfriend. You didn't even think about me.

649
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 1: So no, I'm done. There's nothing to talk about. Charlott.

650
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:35,680
Speaker 1: Would you like me to hang up on him? Yeah,

651
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 1: hang up on him. Look here, just wait a minute. Ye,

652
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:41,759
Speaker 1: there you go, Charlotte, and he's gone. I hung up

653
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:45,400
Speaker 1: on him for you. Thanks, what a jerk? Yeah, sorry

654
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:48,440
Speaker 1: about that, Charlotte. I mean you found out, Yeah, and

655
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 1: your intuition is probably right. But you'll find something better,

656
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:55,399
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, he won't cheat on you. Well, I'm

657
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 1: gonna find one because he was yes. Yeah, sorry, so

658
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:02,680
Speaker 1: oh stay away from those paddle borders. Yeah, I'll teach

659
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:07,160
Speaker 1: your lessons. It's like triggers in the future. Yeah, every

660
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 1: time you see a bottle. Yeah, yeah, every time I

661
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:13,320
Speaker 1: see a paddle border from now when I want to

662
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 1: yell for cheating. Yeah all right, Well, good luck with everything.

663
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 1: Sorry you got that news, but you know it'll be

664
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:23,719
Speaker 1: better in the end. Yeah. Thanks guys for helping me out,

665
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:25,800
Speaker 1: No problem. They try and have a good rest of

666
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:31,120
Speaker 1: your day. I'll try. The Jewil shows were of the roses.

667
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 1: The Jewils Show on demand, Jebils Dirty little Secret. I

668
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 1: know that the person on the phone to tell us

669
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:44,399
Speaker 1: a dirty little secret today has some big dirties. Why

670
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,200
Speaker 1: Why because you can always text in four one or

671
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:48,360
Speaker 1: six one. Tell us a dirty little secret, big dirty secret,

672
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:51,560
Speaker 1: medium size, filthy secret, whatever size secret it is, as

673
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:54,360
Speaker 1: long as it's kind of dirty, well all right, sometimes

674
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:56,360
Speaker 1: not dirty. Just tell us one of your secrets. This

675
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 1: is one of the few places where size doesn't matter.

676
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:01,799
Speaker 1: Size doesn't matter. I like the dirty zo Yeah, I know. Well,

677
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:03,759
Speaker 1: we know that. I mean not like not like that.

678
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:07,879
Speaker 1: I don't like dirties like that. I like big business dirties. Okay, Well,

679
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,239
Speaker 1: I know the person on the phone has a big,

680
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:13,680
Speaker 1: dirty little secret today, just based on their name. Remember

681
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,399
Speaker 1: if you want to tell the dirty little secret text

682
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:17,360
Speaker 1: in four one six one will always keep you anonymous.

683
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 1: That's why everybody gets an anonymous nickname. And on the

684
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 1: phone right now is Clyde from Bonnie and Clyde. Fang oh,

685
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 1: Clyde from the bank robbing duo back in the I

686
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 1: don't know eighteen hundreds Bonnie and Clyde. Clyde is on

687
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 1: the Phone's up, Clyde, Um, Hi, Yeah, I Clyde. It's

688
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:35,400
Speaker 1: more like Bonnie. But okay, well Clyde from Bonnie and Clyde.

689
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret? Okay, so my secret is, well,

690
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:44,279
Speaker 1: this is the next necessarily secret. But I'm a little

691
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:47,240
Speaker 1: bit of a fitness person, Like I eat very healthy,

692
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 1: I go to the gym, and my husband is not.

693
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:55,320
Speaker 1: You sound a little bit bitter about the situation. No,

694
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not. Actually, that's that's the funny part,

695
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 1: is like I've never had a problem with it. But

696
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 1: you're super in shape and he's not, and you're okay

697
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:09,319
Speaker 1: with that. Yeah? I like the dad bot. Oh yeah,

698
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:11,799
Speaker 1: it's kind of my thing. Usually people who are super

699
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 1: usually people who are super into fitness, they also want

700
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:17,279
Speaker 1: their partner to be super into fitness, especially like a

701
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 1: female who goes as well. Exactly, like you could be

702
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:23,440
Speaker 1: at the gym, like he could be doing a pull

703
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 1: up with you, like in between his legs to push

704
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:27,359
Speaker 1: up with you on his back and you could push

705
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 1: amazing Instagram pictures. Totally not like that. It's the opposite

706
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:32,719
Speaker 1: with us, Like I don't have a problem with it,

707
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:35,359
Speaker 1: Like I stay in safedest for myself and I don't,

708
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:39,239
Speaker 1: you know, push him to be anyway. But how he is. Okay, okay,

709
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:40,879
Speaker 1: how much of a dad bot are you talking about?

710
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:45,719
Speaker 1: It's not here. I mean, it's not like gross and disgusting.

711
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:49,919
Speaker 1: I mean Channing Tatum before he got back in shape, right,

712
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:54,320
Speaker 1: I mean I don't hate his new bots what it is.

713
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,759
Speaker 1: I don't mind it at all. Actually, Okay, so what's

714
00:37:56,760 --> 00:38:00,440
Speaker 1: your secret then? Obviously it's about your husband. Yeah, okay,

715
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:02,800
Speaker 1: about a year ago, kind of out of the blue,

716
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:05,799
Speaker 1: he decided that he wanted to be a fitness person too,

717
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:10,800
Speaker 1: and yeah, and I'd even me encouraging him or anything,

718
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 1: and he's like, baby, you know, like you're so good

719
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 1: at this, and like I want you to help me,

720
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 1: like I want to work out together and I want

721
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:20,400
Speaker 1: you to make me all these meal plans and you know,

722
00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:22,919
Speaker 1: make me your smoothies and your shakes in the morning.

723
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna I'm gonna jump to a conclusion here,

724
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:26,920
Speaker 1: but you probably weren't very happy, well you because you

725
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:32,719
Speaker 1: say that you love the dad bought exactly So, so

726
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,480
Speaker 1: what I have been doing, which is what my dirty

727
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 1: little secret is, I've been making his meals and his

728
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 1: smoothies and his shakes with things that aren't necessarily healthy

729
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:51,279
Speaker 1: or working out trying to lose weight. And you asked

730
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:53,000
Speaker 1: you to help him in your wet throwing sticks a

731
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 1: butter in a protein shake or something. Yeah, kind of

732
00:38:57,320 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 1: making his meals with extra butter. I've always wondered, like,

733
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:04,279
Speaker 1: how many people do that to their significant other? Like

734
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:06,719
Speaker 1: and is he not seeing results or just not as

735
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:10,399
Speaker 1: quickly as he hopes? No, that that's the words part.

736
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:13,320
Speaker 1: He's still losing weight, which is so annoying to me.

737
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:19,719
Speaker 1: I feel really bad, But like, I don't I like

738
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 1: how he was. I like, you know, he's my old

739
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 1: teddy bear. I like puddling, you know, I don't want

740
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:27,440
Speaker 1: like that's fine, big muscle guy. Right. There is that

741
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:29,800
Speaker 1: weird thing in relationships too, where if you get together

742
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,279
Speaker 1: with someone and they look different to you know how

743
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,719
Speaker 1: you started to date them. It's like you're dating a

744
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:36,880
Speaker 1: different person. Eventually it's like, that's not the person I

745
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 1: feel in love with. Cheating, which is cheating. It's like

746
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:44,440
Speaker 1: it's a more healthier version of themselves. Though. Is he

747
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 1: frustrated with his results? Um, he's a little bit frustrated,

748
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,879
Speaker 1: I would say, but you're like, you know, they say

749
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,880
Speaker 1: you can have seven cheat days in a row, like,

750
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 1: totally eat the cheeseburger array, I promise vegan. It's healthy,

751
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,799
Speaker 1: like this tastes like beef, but also like it's been

752
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:05,040
Speaker 1: drenched in lard. Yeah, totally. What's your dirty little secret?

753
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:10,200
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand? Hello everyone? Oh no, are

754
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 1: you wondering what time it is? No? But I don't

755
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:15,000
Speaker 1: be curious. I'll tell you right now. It is time

756
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 1: for a game show Beat Yeah yeah, Beach, Yes, yeah.

757
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 1: I wonder when this game will get a normal intro,

758
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:39,279
Speaker 1: like not German? Is the normal intro? Normal? Yet? Um,

759
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:44,360
Speaker 1: it's time for beat Zabrit and on the phone to

760
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:48,359
Speaker 1: play you today, Evan for beat Zabrett is none other

761
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 1: than Shelby. Shelby, Shelby, What's up. How are you? Hi?

762
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 1: You guys? How are you? God? Way good? Shelby, do

763
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:59,439
Speaker 1: you think that you can beat to Zabritt? I want

764
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:01,920
Speaker 1: to say, but I'm not going to get cheeky and

765
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 1: two cocky yet. I think it's gonna be a fair game.

766
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:06,239
Speaker 1: She said, she's not gonna get cheeky. That's a very

767
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:09,120
Speaker 1: English way of putting it. It is. Are you from Englandville? No,

768
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:13,799
Speaker 1: not at all. All right, we're gonna send English Evan

769
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:17,600
Speaker 1: out of the studio. He's leaving right now, and we're

770
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:21,279
Speaker 1: going to and it's time. Okay. The game is played

771
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:23,359
Speaker 1: like this, Shelby. You have thirty seconds answer as many

772
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:25,280
Speaker 1: questions as possible if you don't know when Jesse passed,

773
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:27,720
Speaker 1: and you have to beat English Evan outright to win. Okay, okay,

774
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:32,680
Speaker 1: and here we go, so good the new sound. It

775
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:36,920
Speaker 1: is all right, Shelby. Your time starts now. What car

776
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:41,799
Speaker 1: company uses a tagline the Ultimate Driving Machine? How many

777
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:45,880
Speaker 1: degrees is a right angle? Ninety? What time zone is

778
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 1: North Dakota in? Before I say it again? Question? What

779
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:54,839
Speaker 1: time zone is North Dakota in fast? What TV show

780
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 1: titled it's last episode is goodbye? Farewell? And amen? I

781
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:03,239
Speaker 1: don't know what color is a draft tongue. I don't know.

782
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 1: Aerophobia is a fear of what? And time is up? Shelby. No,

783
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:14,000
Speaker 1: that wasn't good at all. Well, at least she didn't

784
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:18,000
Speaker 1: over sell it. Not sure. At least you were like,

785
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:20,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna crush at this year, like I probably you

786
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 1: know who knows. We'll see and that's exactly what we got.

787
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 1: But we'll bring English Havan back in here. And this

788
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 1: is the time where we have to get the listening

789
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 1: audience invested in who you are. Instead of me asking

790
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:33,840
Speaker 1: people for the random facts about them, Brad Our executive producer,

791
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 1: was going to get them before the segments of Brad

792
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:39,360
Speaker 1: do we have a random fact? Yes, yes, Shelby. Shelby

793
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:42,080
Speaker 1: has not cut her hair in a year. Well, Shelby,

794
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:44,760
Speaker 1: English Havan's coming in here. He's sitting down already, but anyway,

795
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:46,959
Speaker 1: let's pretend he's coming in here. I hear you haven't

796
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:48,719
Speaker 1: cut your hair in a very long time. How long?

797
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:54,880
Speaker 1: That's great, since it's like the beginning of January twenty twenty.

798
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 1: I just got really low maintenance this past year. Wow. Yeah,

799
00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 1: that's fine. That's a long time. And I asked you

800
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 1: that question and on a whim. Crazy. Now we know

801
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:05,600
Speaker 1: a little bit about you and your hair. Let's play

802
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:07,440
Speaker 1: the game with English, Evan, Evan, are you ready? I

803
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:10,000
Speaker 1: am so ready? All right, here we go, All right, Evan,

804
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 1: You've got your work cut out for you. Oh god,

805
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:15,959
Speaker 1: oh yeah, Oh my god, English Evan, I'm ready your time.

806
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:19,279
Speaker 1: It starts now. What car company uses a tagline the

807
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:23,960
Speaker 1: Ultimate Driving Machine Buwick. How many degrees is a right angle? Ninety?

808
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:28,880
Speaker 1: What time zone is North Dakota in U Pacific Northwest?

809
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:31,520
Speaker 1: What popular TV show titled its last episode is Goodbye

810
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 1: Forwell and amen umhy sunny in Philadelphia? What color is

811
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 1: a draft tongue? Blue? Aerophobia is a fear of what

812
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:42,800
Speaker 1: aerobics is? What is the best selling chocolate bar in

813
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:48,919
Speaker 1: the world. Dairy milk that's an English one. Dairy milk

814
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:53,719
Speaker 1: you never heard of before? I could be healthy? Yeah,

815
00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:55,840
Speaker 1: I was speechless. I'm all outside. I'm so sorry. You

816
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,800
Speaker 1: see if that's a corrector and correct yourself? Well, you

817
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:01,360
Speaker 1: know what, feel better after this? Go get yourself. A

818
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 1: dairy milk made you feel better? Do you know? I've

819
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,279
Speaker 1: been reading the dictionary too, to try and get better

820
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:11,480
Speaker 1: at this game, really know you? Haven't you call a duty? No, No,

821
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:14,319
Speaker 1: I've been. I swear to you. The dictionary though, yeah, yeah,

822
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:16,840
Speaker 1: I think your problem is that's just definitions of words.

823
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:21,839
Speaker 1: Alex rarely asked definition questions. Let's go and find out

824
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:24,320
Speaker 1: how you got. Oh my god, send it over to

825
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:27,759
Speaker 1: our scoreboard. Brad don't call me Bradley Cooper, although I

826
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:32,000
Speaker 1: look like Bradley Cooper. All right, Shelby, Yeah, I thought

827
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 1: you did bad, but it turns out maybe you didn't know.

828
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:37,920
Speaker 1: I can't even believe that the old The only question

829
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,560
Speaker 1: I got right was a geometry question. Yeah you got,

830
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:45,239
Speaker 1: you got one correct, Walking you got you got just

831
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:48,879
Speaker 1: one correct? And English? Hevn you? Well, you got two

832
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:56,600
Speaker 1: English to correct. I'm sorry, Shelby, you didn't win the

833
00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:58,759
Speaker 1: answers right now? What car company uses a tagline the

834
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Speaker 1: Ultimate Driving Machine? Oh? How many degrees is a right angle? Ninety?

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Speaker 1: What time zone is north Dakota in Central oh Pacific Northwest? No? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Popular TV show titles, This last episode is goodbye for

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Speaker 1: you're English? Well, color is a draft tongue blue? I

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Speaker 1: knew that one Yep. Aerophobia is a fear of what flying. Okay,

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Speaker 1: not that far off really. What is the best selling

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Speaker 1: chocolate bar in the world, Snickers? Snickers, that's disappointing. I

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Speaker 1: prefer Twigs. I like TwixT two. All right, Well, sorry, Shelby,

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Speaker 1: you did not beat the britt today, but for playing,

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Speaker 1: I'll send you a Jewel Show sticker. So hang on

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Speaker 1: the line, I'll get your info. Remember we play Beats

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Speaker 1: the Brits every single Tuesday and Thursday at this time.

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Speaker 1: It's so much fun for the family. Get your leader

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Speaker 1: holes in on and listen along, y'all. All right, your

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