Speaker 1: The nick A Gliser Podcast. O Gliser posa.
Speaker 2: Hello, it's me.
Speaker 3: It's Nicky Glazer Podcast. Welcome to the show. Brian Frangie
Speaker 3: is not here today. Noah is obviously on maternity leave
Speaker 3: with her baby Toby. But I have a special guest
Speaker 3: with me today who's one of my best friends, one
Speaker 3: of the funniest people alive. She has a new special
Speaker 3: out on Netflix that I can't stop talking about. It's
Speaker 3: called Big Guy and it is it's my good friend,
Speaker 3: the hilarious Rachel Feinstein.
Speaker 2: How's it going, girl, good?
Speaker 1: I miss you. We had so much fun in La
Speaker 1: God again.
Speaker 3: I know this is just a chance to hang with you,
Speaker 3: as it always is. I know you've been doing so
Speaker 3: much press for the special as I have. Like we
Speaker 3: are just our specials just came out kind of back
Speaker 3: to back and in the best way too, because I
Speaker 3: just feel like so proud of us on both platforms,
Speaker 3: like killing it. I said you do this, I said
Speaker 3: you to this to you the other day and it
Speaker 3: felt a brag because but you were included.
Speaker 2: It was like we are, we're.
Speaker 3: Dominating right now in the streaming service stand up specials
Speaker 3: and we're both like women and it feels I'm not
Speaker 3: I don't usually play that card or go like it
Speaker 3: feels good to be like I don't usually think of
Speaker 3: myself even as a female comic, but there's something about
Speaker 3: it that I really like being with you in this
Speaker 3: kind of group.
Speaker 1: I feel the same way.
Speaker 4: It really helped I think for me that so the
Speaker 4: Rose comes out your set was, I mean, it talked
Speaker 4: about everybody went insane for it. It was the fucking most
Speaker 4: perfect road set standing out that got all this buzz that.
Speaker 4: I do feel like it opened up the door a
Speaker 4: little more, like like because that for people to not
Speaker 4: that for people to pay more attention to my special.
Speaker 2: Well women, Yeah, thank you for that's so nice.
Speaker 3: And I would never have even thought that you would
Speaker 3: say that or that would be a thing that you
Speaker 3: would feel. But I think, I mean it opened up
Speaker 3: the door for me in terms of, like now people
Speaker 3: trust me more to do things. So I can only
Speaker 3: imagine it has that ripple effect for like, oh, like
Speaker 3: like it's not just I'm just tired of Even though
Speaker 3: everyone makes fun of guys who say I don't usually
Speaker 3: like female comics, I don't like and we all joke
Speaker 3: about that type of guy they're all over still, They're everywhere.
Speaker 3: It's still now.
Speaker 4: Every comment on my on my Instagram is like it's
Speaker 4: still like and it's a mixture, but on every video
Speaker 4: there's always at least one person being like, usually hate
Speaker 4: pemo comics, but you're good, and I feel like we
Speaker 4: have to be so we have to, you know, work
Speaker 4: so hard and like work on every line and you know,
Speaker 4: but it's very satisfying when I feel like, oh, you know,
Speaker 4: it is helpful. The more of us, the better that
Speaker 4: I get, more attention to what we're to our stand up.
Speaker 1: It's all varied.
Speaker 4: It's not just this one long joke about our long winded,
Speaker 4: gushing periods.
Speaker 3: And I mean, ultimately it is because that's what drives
Speaker 3: and fuels everything is that is the period. Do you
Speaker 3: know an interesting thing I always like to say about
Speaker 3: periods that people don't know is like PMS is like,
Speaker 3: you know, obviously we get insane around that time. We
Speaker 3: use it as an excuse for like why we maybe
Speaker 3: go overboard or say things we don't mean. But my
Speaker 3: old therapist used to say that PMS is just like
Speaker 3: your your defenses come down. But the feelings are true,
Speaker 3: But there's just no wall holding them up anymore, so
Speaker 3: like you shouldn't let anyone if you don't want.
Speaker 2: I mean, sometimes you.
Speaker 3: Do get truly psychotic and say things you don't mean.
Speaker 3: But there is a crumb of truth to pretty much everything.
Speaker 3: But I will say that I think sometimes people will
Speaker 3: negate how we feel or it is undermined by the
Speaker 3: fact that we're on our periods, so it doesn't we're
Speaker 3: not really we don't really mean it, like they're all
Speaker 3: they almost not that, like women included gaslight ourselves into
Speaker 3: thinking what we actually feel is not what we're feeling
Speaker 3: because we're on our periods. We we're cool, cool, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean. And sometimes I'm like, no, this
Speaker 3: is actually how I feel. I just am like more,
Speaker 3: I can't not cry as much right now, so it's coming.
Speaker 4: It's like it's like kissing someone when you're drunk. You
Speaker 4: still wanted to kiss them. Yeah, yeah, you still wanted
Speaker 4: to bug them, So listen up, it's still a compliment.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, yeah, It's It's interesting about the drunk thing
Speaker 3: because I will say that there's times when I've been
Speaker 3: drunk that I say the opposite of what I mean,
Speaker 3: Like literally, like the first time I ever got drunk.
Speaker 3: I remember everyone the next day was like you were
Speaker 3: just gushing all over this girl all night of like
Speaker 3: how much you want to be friends with her and
Speaker 3: how much you love her. And I was like, I,
Speaker 3: that's the opposite of how I feel. And I and
Speaker 3: I watched my mom get drunk sometimes and she does
Speaker 3: the same thing where she'll I know how she feels
Speaker 3: about people, and she'll say the exact opposite, and it's
Speaker 3: almost like they know because they've never gotten from this
Speaker 3: from her before, so they almost can like tell if
Speaker 3: they if they're sober, they can tell, like, this is
Speaker 3: out of character, this is out of line, and like,
Speaker 3: I bet she's just saying the opposite, which is it's
Speaker 3: so real.
Speaker 4: Actually, maybe you're right, because I do think things get
Speaker 4: more gnarled and mangled when you're drunk.
Speaker 1: So when you're drunk, it's more like it's raw when
Speaker 1: you're imperial. When you're drunk, is just this mangled nor
Speaker 1: ransom suit. It's so bad or.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like a mess. It's like fucking cocktail of
Speaker 4: every bad, weird, deranged, unprocessed feeling.
Speaker 2: God, it's so bad that just gets her off.
Speaker 1: Well, I like.
Speaker 3: Your Uber series where you kind of talk to an
Speaker 3: uber driver about like just the deep recesses of your
Speaker 3: mind and your heart and they are just so indifferent
Speaker 3: to it. And it's such a funny series that you
Speaker 3: do on your Instagram. But that is kind of there's
Speaker 3: a drunkness in that character. I think that also like
Speaker 3: that you're not drunk when you're doing it. But I'm saying, like,
Speaker 3: for me, that's that's a girl on her period, but
Speaker 3: also also just a girl with like bad boundaries, which
Speaker 3: is so or not bad boundaries actually just what joke
Speaker 3: is you want to connect? Yeah, no, but you But
Speaker 3: that character I also love because she wants to connect
Speaker 3: and she wants to be heard, which is something I
Speaker 3: think you and I both desperately long for. And that's
Speaker 3: why we like like your special I related to so
Speaker 3: much because one of my favorite jokes, one of my
Speaker 3: favorite things you do is when you reference I usually
Speaker 3: don't like it in comedians when they reference a joke,
Speaker 3: like they talk about jokes off stage, but your it's
Speaker 3: all I crave from you is your like interpretation of
Speaker 3: what you were, what you thought your joke would do
Speaker 3: for the world or for your life, and then how
Speaker 3: it failed, like any kind of example of that when
Speaker 3: you say, she does this bit about you know, the
Speaker 3: special is called big Guy, and it's about this nickname
Speaker 3: that her husband, Pete has given her and it's just
Speaker 3: offensive to her obvious for obvious reasons. And she comes
Speaker 3: home at night and he goes, is that big Guy?
Speaker 3: And she's like, yes, COO's the big Guy? Who else
Speaker 3: is it gonna be? And so it's so funny. You
Speaker 3: gotta watch the whole thing. I didn't butcher it, but
Speaker 3: I'd only gave you a little snippet of it.
Speaker 2: And then I don't care and then uh.
Speaker 3: Then afterwards she has presented the joke and sa, she goes,
Speaker 3: I did that joke.
Speaker 2: And then I went up to Pete and I'm like,
Speaker 2: did you hear them?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: And he is like, yeah, fucking killed, Like the lines amazing.
Speaker 3: So he's interpreting it as like, oh my god, this
Speaker 3: is such a cool thing that I do this, when
Speaker 3: the whole point of the joke to do it for
Speaker 3: you to exert your frustration with being called big guy.
Speaker 3: The audience then confirms yes, you're wrong, and then you
Speaker 3: get to perform it in front of Pete and he
Speaker 3: gets to see how ridiculous he is and how he's
Speaker 3: not being like compassionate enough, and it's just an example,
Speaker 3: like you can put that.
Speaker 2: Out there, and then he doesn't even get it.
Speaker 4: It's so fun, which is my whole which is our
Speaker 4: whole relationship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he watches me do that. And now that the
Speaker 1: specials called Big Guy's like, come, you got admit it
Speaker 1: was awesome.
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, you're welcomes fucking called big.
Speaker 4: Guy because they think it's so ludicrous. And that's why
Speaker 4: it always gets a laugh, because it's so insane that
Speaker 4: you think any wife, any woman, wants to be called
Speaker 4: big guy by her fucking husband. And he's like, they
Speaker 4: like it, it's solid.
Speaker 3: It's funny, but it's not what any wife would ever
Speaker 3: want to hear. So Pete, you should take that as
Speaker 3: you're missing the fucking mark as a husband in that regard.
Speaker 2: But they don't take it that away. He takes it
Speaker 2: as it's funny. You're welcome, Like you're welcome.
Speaker 1: I gifted you with that. Yes, loved it. I mean Solin.
Speaker 1: The problem is.
Speaker 4: The same cocktail of things that would make a man
Speaker 4: oblivious enough to think this wife wants to be called
Speaker 4: big Guy is the same cocktail of issues that remains
Speaker 4: with the guy that's just happy that a big group
Speaker 4: of people are giving his two words a nice laugh,
Speaker 4: like he's not going to delve any deeper. Yeah, And
Speaker 4: that is really the crust of our relationship is that
Speaker 4: I want to always take another lap around something with
Speaker 4: him so hopefully.
Speaker 1: Help him get to the bottom of it.
Speaker 4: But he's just like, hey, that was a fun vine
Speaker 4: Like it doesn't work.
Speaker 1: He's just like, oh, we rode that roller coaster twice.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, I'm.
Speaker 4: Still emotionally like I'm shaking with with what is the word,
Speaker 4: I'm abandoned emotionally He's just like, yeah, we rode we
Speaker 4: rode the big roller fuck in the park twice.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, take you want to take another lap around?
Speaker 3: Like that's so it's you know, what is it about
Speaker 3: us because we're so similar in that way we are
Speaker 3: we got emotionally abandoned as kids.
Speaker 2: You know that about yourself?
Speaker 3: Right at the completely like like that I was what
Speaker 3: you got. Oh my god, Rachel, you gotta fucking watch it.
Speaker 3: Everyone needs to watch it. Last night, so Chris and
Speaker 3: I like had been having a hard time of deciding
Speaker 3: what to watch at night.
Speaker 4: So many shows are just writers congratulating themselves, writing it's
Speaker 4: really I just want people to talk how people talk.
Speaker 4: And then I'm just like so distracted by like what
Speaker 4: they thought was a clever quip. Yeah, the same way
Speaker 4: like girls, Girl. They always make the quirky girl in
Speaker 4: a movie like quirky in a way. No, girls are
Speaker 4: actually quirky and some sort of digestible, like where she
Speaker 4: wears colorful scarves and and drops.
Speaker 3: And she always trips on that one part of the
Speaker 3: floor and she's she's she wears you know, she has
Speaker 3: a T shirt and that's kind of ripped on the side,
Speaker 3: or like she has mismatch socks and it's like that's
Speaker 3: that's her whole personality, and it's actually cute, Like the
Speaker 3: socks actually match in a way, Like it's a cute mismatch.
Speaker 4: Yes, And she's still like shiny and digestible, and I'm
Speaker 4: like no, it really is, Like what causes real friction
Speaker 4: in a relationship is that. Yeah, Like I just get
Speaker 4: into a hotel room and I spray everything like ade
Speaker 4: I know, and then he's furious and disgusted.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like you open my purse. I'm like, no, God, No,
Speaker 1: it's just like.
Speaker 4: Liquoods, like just mixed with chords and it's fucking foul.
Speaker 1: Yes, And I feel like they don't show real shit.
Speaker 1: They show what they wrote. What is it?
Speaker 3: Well, that's something I really like. If I were to
Speaker 3: ever do a show, I would. I'm kind of dabbling
Speaker 3: on one right now, and I've been lucky enough to
Speaker 3: work with a writer who I'm working with who like
Speaker 3: when you know, I didn't want to be offensive when
Speaker 3: I said this about a version of the script, but
Speaker 3: I was like, I people don't talk like this, and
Speaker 3: this would never happen. She would, But I know that
Speaker 3: we need this scene to like move the action, you know,
Speaker 3: like like everyone in scripts needs to get offended at
Speaker 3: everything right away so that there's some action. Like you know,
Speaker 3: if someone's taking a picture, then the person needs to
Speaker 3: be like, why you're taking a picture at me? It's
Speaker 3: like that doesn't like maybe a version of that would happen,
Speaker 3: but it has everything has to escalate very quickly, which
Speaker 3: kind of works in like a Larry David world where
Speaker 3: you set up like everyone's going to be offended by Larry.
Speaker 3: Larry's going to be offended by everyone. That's kind of
Speaker 3: the it, but what it's supposed to be. I just
Speaker 3: but I was able to tell my friend like I
Speaker 3: just want things to be real, like if it really
Speaker 3: wouldn't happen, I just don't want to say it and
Speaker 3: I don't want to do it so like we can.
Speaker 3: If I'm gonna be in this thing, I only want
Speaker 3: to say talk the way people talk, and I only
Speaker 3: want to get offended at real things that people would
Speaker 3: get offended by, and not because I hate when a
Speaker 3: character goes from being like a normal person to then
Speaker 3: they need like some kind of drama in an episode.
Speaker 3: And suddenly there's this one show called count Callin from
Speaker 3: Accounts that Chris and I were obsessed with, and I
Speaker 3: think there's eight episodes, and I think it's on Apple
Speaker 3: or maybe Paramount, but it's called Colin from Accounts. It
Speaker 3: is so funny, it is so charming. I'm obsessed. Everyone
Speaker 3: watch it. But in the final to last episode, they
Speaker 3: abandon you because they give this girl, who you really like,
Speaker 3: all these terrible friends, like not one of her friends
Speaker 3: is a redeemable character, not one of them, and you go,
Speaker 3: I really judge people by their friends.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's not the right thing to do, but I do.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, I hate this girl based on her
Speaker 3: letting these people in her life that are so rude
Speaker 3: to her new boyfriend.
Speaker 2: And I just felt.
Speaker 3: Abandoned as a viewer of this, which I know that
Speaker 3: they who knows what it compelled them to do that,
Speaker 3: But and it was a good episode all in all,
Speaker 3: and it's an amazing show. And it's like, I've done
Speaker 3: things within my act that like, believe me, I've been
Speaker 3: here before as an artist. So don't think that I'm
Speaker 3: judging this and being like, what the fuck is wrong
Speaker 3: with you? It's just a thing that sometimes I notice
Speaker 3: in shows that makes me cautious of getting into scripted shows,
Speaker 3: therefore being the reason I suggested, like, can we just
Speaker 3: watch I want documentary? So the other night we watched
Speaker 3: the Weirir the World documentary about how in one night,
Speaker 3: like they brought all these amazing artists together to sing
Speaker 3: we Are the World in a January evening of nineteen
Speaker 3: eighty five.
Speaker 2: And it is an.
Speaker 3: Incredible documentary on Netflix. It's been on for a while.
Speaker 3: I really recommend it. But then the other night I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm craving more of that. And I was like, Okay,
Speaker 3: I've heard about this Jlo documentary now. I watched one
Speaker 3: a while ago on Netflix, and this is not the
Speaker 3: one I'm talking about Amazon Prime. Rachel, You've got to
Speaker 3: fucking watch it. If you think you know how to
Speaker 3: feel about Jlo, you don't, because a lot of clips
Speaker 3: have been taken from this to me make her seem
Speaker 3: like out of touch and such a diva and such
Speaker 3: a bitch. But I walked away, and I am someone
Speaker 3: who has had been very critical of Jalo in the past.
Speaker 2: I like her. I like her a lot because.
Speaker 3: She if I forgot what was getting, she shows like
Speaker 3: a really vulnerable side of herself that isn't like whoa
Speaker 3: her without makeup, because she's beautiful without makeup, but and
Speaker 3: she and she knows it too. She's not denying that,
Speaker 3: but there's the side of her that's like trying really
Speaker 3: hard to make it. So it's a documentary that just
Speaker 3: covers her spending her own money nearly like it's like
Speaker 3: thirty million dollars to like make this Purple Rain type
Speaker 3: music video movie of her album that's about getting back
Speaker 3: together with Ben Affleck, and it's a little bit like
Speaker 3: she's in over her head a little bit. She's she's
Speaker 3: trying to figure out how to represent like how she
Speaker 3: has been in pain her whole life and was abandoned
Speaker 3: as a child and her feelings were not nurtured, and
Speaker 3: how that led her to like look beingcoming a love
Speaker 3: addict and then she goes to a love addicts a
Speaker 3: meeting and they dance in the meeting like it's it's crazy,
Speaker 3: But the Docus memory is all about her getting this made.
Speaker 3: And I really recommended to people because what ja the
Speaker 3: JLO got into this like recovery, it seems, or is
Speaker 3: it at least attempted to unpeel the onion that is
Speaker 3: her emotional neglect as a child, which I think so
Speaker 3: many people went through, including Jlo, including you, including me
Speaker 3: and us even being on.
Speaker 2: Stage is like a way to fill that, right.
Speaker 4: I feel like us being on stage and stand up
Speaker 4: for me. It's like my final arguments.
Speaker 1: To the world.
Speaker 4: So like okay, so you know, it's like it's like
Speaker 4: you know when you when you have final statements in
Speaker 4: like a trial, Like that's why they always prepare compare
Speaker 4: comics and lawyers or whatever. It's like it's like I
Speaker 4: get to go up there and here's how I here's
Speaker 4: what happened, here's how I see it, Here's how I
Speaker 4: felt about it, and then just be like, you know,
Speaker 4: I'm finally fully listened to so in my in my
Speaker 4: uh life, like you know, I had like loving parents,
Speaker 4: but you know whatever, very stunted emotionally, and so like
Speaker 4: if I say something to my mom, she always get wounded,
Speaker 4: like well, Rachel, look like, for example, my mom and
Speaker 4: Pete were sitting in the bedroom. This is my childhood, nutshell, okay,
Speaker 4: and I was this person in my family and then
Speaker 4: they're talking about the drapes in the room, right, and
Speaker 4: then Pete goes.
Speaker 1: Where are the drapes supposed to fall? Again?
Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, I think that like they're
Speaker 4: supposed to kiss the floor. I was like, I read
Speaker 4: that somewhere they're supposed to touch the floor, right, And
Speaker 4: then and Pete goes, nah.
Speaker 1: I think they're supposed to go like four to six
Speaker 1: inches above the floor. Like first of all, why would
Speaker 1: you be privy to that information?
Speaker 4: And you're like, yeah, you're a fireman from like deep Brooklyn,
Speaker 4: who would paint like a fucking like a painting of
Speaker 4: the founding fathers on our wall if you had a choice.
Speaker 1: Right, and you just fucking asked me. Yeah.
Speaker 4: And then so my mom's standing there and she always
Speaker 4: has to underline men's reality.
Speaker 1: All men's reality is correct.
Speaker 3: And she's like, this is oh my god, this is
Speaker 3: the dichotomy of your mom or the paradox of your mom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because she said you're liberal.
Speaker 4: Like, if you talk about racial suffering, she'll do like
Speaker 4: a horror crawl towards you. But if it's like a
Speaker 4: man's versus a woman's version of a story, girl, if
Speaker 4: you talk about any rational suffering, she's like mounting you.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, dude, that's what she connects over. It's
Speaker 2: just like running you.
Speaker 4: Like if I if I was like, Mom, I just
Speaker 4: had a seizure, she would be like, did I tell
Speaker 4: you that when they really did some real work on
Speaker 4: the statistics of COVID nineteen that African American women were
Speaker 4: really the ones that are I'm like, I'm seizureing a seizureing,
Speaker 4: I'm having a seizure.
Speaker 1: Oh going to swallow my toe.
Speaker 2: My god, your mom is your dad?
Speaker 4: Yes, I mean exactly. And then so my mom goes
Speaker 4: to Pete Pete my mom both.
Speaker 1: Look around at me like.
Speaker 4: Like I've literally just said to them, you disgusting cunts.
Speaker 1: That's how they looked, because.
Speaker 2: You said, you said it's not I think it's kissing
Speaker 2: the ground.
Speaker 1: I think they're supposed to touch the floor. And I
Speaker 1: was like, but not, just like graise it and they were.
Speaker 2: Like, God, I want you to google this.
Speaker 4: My mom turned around like she was about to confront
Speaker 4: her attacker like she.
Speaker 1: Was a woman years later was having a meeting with
Speaker 1: her attacker, you know, like.
Speaker 4: She was like and then Pete was like, I don't
Speaker 4: think so. By the way they asked me this, I go, no, no,
Speaker 4: I think it is because remember Jessica's sister, Jessica Christi's
Speaker 4: sister is like she does she does design stuff.
Speaker 1: She told us, says and I saw it, like, no, no,
Speaker 1: I have to give.
Speaker 4: Sources, by the way, five sources to be believed.
Speaker 1: About something I was asked about. My mom goes, finally,
Speaker 1: is there a reason that you're being so aggressive.
Speaker 2: About this chul Oh my god.
Speaker 1: She was like, it just feels a.
Speaker 4: Little hostile, and they both just hung them the way
Speaker 4: they wanted to. My mom got a little teary eyed,
Speaker 4: so she wassatic when I was just like, no, no.
Speaker 1: That's what it says.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: That was I always had to have nine sources.
Speaker 4: I had to bring a police was an old game
Speaker 4: show in the fifties, like this is your life for a.
Speaker 1: Gentle fucking opinion. I was treated like a kind of
Speaker 1: a wild Sloven wool.
Speaker 2: No wonder.
Speaker 3: You want a fucking microphone where no one can interrupt
Speaker 3: you or disagree with you, and if they do, they
Speaker 3: can get kicked out of the fucking room. Like, no wonder,
Speaker 3: that's what you crave because you're constantly no one believes you.
Speaker 3: We gotta dig more into this because there was another
Speaker 3: jloa thing that I saw that I wanted you to
Speaker 3: comment on. I'm gonna send you the video actually on Instry.
Speaker 3: Do you have your phone around you? Okay, there's a
Speaker 3: video of Jlo on the carpet of can that I'm
Speaker 3: gonna send you. We'll talk about it right when we get.
Speaker 2: Back after this. Okay, we're back.
Speaker 3: So I just sat Rachel this video of Jlo on
Speaker 3: the red carpet being asked what are you wearing? And
Speaker 3: she's like hauling this really heavy gown upstairs in her
Speaker 3: delicate heels, surrounded by people, and she just looks at
Speaker 3: the girl and says, sure a pally and then like
Speaker 3: looks back and it's not nice.
Speaker 2: She's not smiling when she says it.
Speaker 3: It's like, if it happened to you, you'd probably be like, likes,
Speaker 3: that girl's mad at me. But it's just But the
Speaker 3: only reason you would feel that way is because it's
Speaker 3: a woman not smiling when she's talking, and it's not
Speaker 3: you know, like I do wonder if And then the
Speaker 3: person that in the Instagram video goes on to dissect
Speaker 3: and says, if a man were to say this, we'd
Speaker 3: be like he just knows who he is, and you
Speaker 3: know this double standard.
Speaker 2: But what did you think about that? When I when
Speaker 2: you saw that.
Speaker 1: I didn't even realize I saw.
Speaker 4: I alo saw the first part when she asked what
Speaker 4: she was wearing, and she.
Speaker 2: She think it was rude.
Speaker 1: No, I was.
Speaker 3: I say, everyone's like, she's so rude. I guess people
Speaker 3: are blowing up about it because they're just looking at
Speaker 3: her through a lens. If she's a bitch and like
Speaker 3: doesn't have time for regular people or whatever. And I've
Speaker 3: heard some stories to confirm that, but I actually I've.
Speaker 1: Heard some stories to confirm that.
Speaker 4: But at the same time, and I sometimes think that
Speaker 4: sometimes women are being treated like a woman in charge
Speaker 4: or whatever, and then sometimes no, this was not nice,
Speaker 4: you know, and they're and they're using that cloak to
Speaker 4: protect there. But that would not be an example of that. No,
Speaker 4: she was just using her ground. She just like answered
Speaker 4: her quickly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I forgot to be like, forgot to be like.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm not your.
Speaker 1: Mother, you know, Like she was just answering.
Speaker 2: Well, that is so true, because I feel that too.
Speaker 3: Like I think that's why sometimes I like, you know,
Speaker 3: sometimes I don't know. Lately, I've been really just anxious
Speaker 3: about people asking me to meet people or have to
Speaker 3: talk to people that I don't know or that I'm
Speaker 3: not excited to talk to you, because I feel like
Speaker 3: I will have to kind of be like extra for them,
Speaker 3: and like I have to that little thing that I
Speaker 3: feel the need to put on otherwise people are now
Speaker 3: going to say something that I'm not that kind or
Speaker 3: whatever is too scary to me. So then I just
Speaker 3: don't want to meet anyone because I don't want to
Speaker 3: abandon myself by having to be that like, yeah, oh
Speaker 3: my god, that's great, Like it's not hard for me
Speaker 3: to do that at meet and greets when I'm actually
Speaker 3: meeting people that are exciting me. But it's like there
Speaker 3: are some I gotta say, like sometimes women, but a
Speaker 3: lot of men who just like talk and expect you
Speaker 3: to care and then if you don't, they can easily
Speaker 3: turn on you. And not that I really care what
Speaker 3: this person goes on to think, but there was a
Speaker 3: guy to meet and greet that was like, you know what,
Speaker 3: we watched the Tom Brady Brost and when you came
Speaker 3: on the screen, I knew you were coming to Tahoe.
Speaker 3: When you came on the screen, I thought, I paused
Speaker 3: it and I said to my wife, if she kills this,
Speaker 3: we're going.
Speaker 2: And so.
Speaker 3: Then you did, and I said we are going, and
Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god. I had no clue
Speaker 3: how high the stakes were in that moment.
Speaker 2: I'm kind of I'm glad I didn't know that your.
Speaker 3: Ticket purchase was going to be dependent on that entire performance,
Speaker 3: because I would have maybe freaked out a little bit.
Speaker 3: I would have gotten in my head and I know
Speaker 3: it was all but he really presented it like you
Speaker 3: you were on you know, you were on thin ice
Speaker 3: for a second, but you came through for me.
Speaker 1: My wife decided whether we'd have a.
Speaker 3: Dating yeah that I was like, I would have sold
Speaker 3: those tickets anyway, sir, it did not matter. I'm so
Speaker 3: glad you paid for the meet and greet to tell
Speaker 3: me this. But he also told me, like, I get
Speaker 3: that same, don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a guy.
Speaker 5: I'll be like, listen, the first two minutes, I wasn't
Speaker 5: sure to tell you what by minute before I was like,
Speaker 5: all right, I'll allow this kid to continue making a
Speaker 5: limbit like I've literally had that exact sentence said to
Speaker 5: me in every city. And then there's the first part
Speaker 5: of me, the main part of me, the very sick
Speaker 5: gnarl child that I still am, as like oh good, okay,
Speaker 5: then yes, yes, but there's a lot of like I
Speaker 5: didn't knowing that, Or they'll be like if you touch
Speaker 5: one subject that they weren't sure about, like you started
Speaker 5: in on that sex stuff and I thought she's just
Speaker 5: gonna be a rodcheet fucking godless, disgusting pig horn.
Speaker 4: But then you circle back, you touch you by some
Speaker 4: family in the other she's allowed over for damp Yep, yeah,
Speaker 4: none of this.
Speaker 1: I have to leave.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're so right about that they'll scold you for
Speaker 3: being dirty and then they go. But you, you know
Speaker 3: you'd you didn't stay in that. I thought you were
Speaker 3: just gonna do sex whole time. Another guy said to me,
Speaker 3: I thought you were gonna I was really nervous. Like
Speaker 3: the guy who ran the show said he was really
Speaker 3: my friend Lizzie Kumman open for me, and she's standing
Speaker 3: there and he said this, he was really nervous that
Speaker 3: my whole act was just gonna be my my special
Speaker 3: and she and she she was like I had to
Speaker 3: hold her back because she was gonna be like really nervous?
Speaker 2: Were you on the side of the stage, like Missmatchel,
Speaker 2: Like just all these.
Speaker 3: Guys like being like you were, I set you up
Speaker 3: to fail, but you actually you surprised me. Like they're
Speaker 3: just patting themselves on the back for thinking that they
Speaker 3: have higher standards than everyone else, when really, sir, you
Speaker 3: don't like you. You don't really realize your taste level
Speaker 3: is not impressive to me, and I don't care.
Speaker 4: The steaks couldn't be lower stakes could not for someone
Speaker 4: like whether I did a few too many jokes from
Speaker 4: my own special and you were stage signed throbbing with fear. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's fascinating to me.
Speaker 1: It's fascinating to me.
Speaker 4: But then I feel like, like, I, you know, but
Speaker 4: I do get that a lot. I get those comments,
Speaker 4: or I get like couples that come up to me,
Speaker 4: and then they kind of like test me out together
Speaker 4: that people people either there like searching for a threesome
Speaker 4: or the guys like you know, or just the guy
Speaker 4: wants a picture.
Speaker 2: And the and the wife is going to mad at you.
Speaker 3: Yes, and you have to make her feel really comfortable
Speaker 3: because you feel so bad that she's in marriage where
Speaker 3: a guy would ever treat her this way. So you
Speaker 3: have to be like extra like like buddy buddy with
Speaker 3: the guy so she's not threatened, but also like bring
Speaker 3: her in so she like maybe walks away liking you.
Speaker 4: And then at the end they think I wanted threesomes
Speaker 4: and I'm like, no, I gotta go back to my
Speaker 4: own hotel, ranch style home.
Speaker 3: And I got a fucking card from a pair at
Speaker 3: the Paramount Theater in I forget where in New York. Fuck,
Speaker 3: I forget the city. But this couple gave me their
Speaker 3: business card which had their name on I wish I had.
Speaker 2: It on me.
Speaker 3: It's in my wallet because I'll keep it forever. It's
Speaker 3: more important to me than my license. But it was
Speaker 3: it's like their couple name, like I don't think it
Speaker 3: was their last name. And then on the back it
Speaker 3: was a picture of them like fucking in lage or
Speaker 3: like her ass in laingerie, like mounting him and his
Speaker 3: legs open on like a cup chair in a hotel room.
Speaker 2: And it was their business card to swing. And I
Speaker 2: was so flattered.
Speaker 3: Because they actually didn't like sweet tug me first. They
Speaker 3: just like took a nice picture and then handed me
Speaker 3: the card if I'd be into it. But there are
Speaker 3: couples that, you know, they the way the husband like
Speaker 3: grabs your waist and the way the wife will be
Speaker 3: like you're his you're his hall pass, and I'm like
Speaker 3: as we're smiling, you know, like and so I have
Speaker 3: to process all of this sexual energy coming at me
Speaker 3: really quickly, and and it's it.
Speaker 2: But yeah, that happens to me all the same.
Speaker 3: And there's a lot of like where it's like I'm
Speaker 3: the fan, she's just along for the ride, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: this poor woman you drug here. I'm sorry, that's amazing.
Speaker 4: First it was on the fence, or that one person's
Speaker 4: clinically depressed because they got they had to come.
Speaker 1: To your show.
Speaker 4: It's yeah, she's pretty angry about this, but I'd also
Speaker 4: like to be inside you. So and then they just
Speaker 4: like and then they just place it on our plate
Speaker 4: so that we can crunch the numbers of this word
Speaker 4: problem that they've handed us. That's why, that's why it
Speaker 4: is like taxing and good to sometimes conserve your energy
Speaker 4: a little bit. So like, yeah, before the shows, I
Speaker 4: used to be like every single comic that's ever wanted
Speaker 4: to do guest spot does guest spots.
Speaker 1: I just paid everybody.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my friend is always like, stop handing everybody money.
Speaker 4: So like anybody did five minutes on my show, I
Speaker 4: was like, okay, gas money, and like I just kept
Speaker 4: giving everybody like and this is when I'm like, I'm
Speaker 4: not making much money, Like I'm barely covering my own,
Speaker 4: you know, flights and paying out my manager agent everybody,
Speaker 4: and I just keep trying to give money, give everybody
Speaker 4: the right expression, give their energy, and I'm like, I
Speaker 4: don't know what jokes I'm going to do, like I
Speaker 4: just need to be still for four minutes and look
Speaker 4: at like my child, she had to look at my
Speaker 4: own notes without like scrolling through Amazon prop.
Speaker 1: Me like I need to just be calmed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So I started to do that where I'm just
Speaker 4: like I bring an opener and then like I just
Speaker 4: closed the door, because you know what, even when the
Speaker 4: door door's opened, someone's still going to think I'm a cunt,
Speaker 4: so it doesn't matter. So like there's always a moment
Speaker 4: after a show where I talk to somebody and I
Speaker 4: think it went well, and then after at the end
Speaker 4: of the exchange. This has been said to me multiple times,
Speaker 4: like I think that I'm doing everything I can to
Speaker 4: just be present. And the thing is, I hug people
Speaker 4: a lot because I am really surprised they're.
Speaker 1: There, and I'm like grateful that they're there.
Speaker 4: So I'm like I now like I've hugged you, you know,
Speaker 4: like I've we've talked for kind of a long time.
Speaker 4: I probably showed you pictures of my daughter or my
Speaker 4: phone because I heard you're a parent too, and then
Speaker 4: now and now it's kind of a rap.
Speaker 1: And I've had people say to me like, so that's it,
Speaker 1: Like so that's.
Speaker 2: All is this show?
Speaker 4: Yes, I like, I don't know what to do besides like, yeah,
Speaker 4: you know, the next step would be like you fingering
Speaker 4: me or something. I don't know what happened, could possibly
Speaker 4: be left and then I By the way, they don't
Speaker 4: probably care that much that they said that. Yeah, but
Speaker 4: I take on every feeling in a room, and I
Speaker 4: have terrible codependence. So I have an issue with like
Speaker 4: if two people are making it having an exchange across
Speaker 4: the room for me, and one person's misunderstanding it, yes,
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh fuck, wait he doesn't think she thinks that.
Speaker 4: And I think that I'm responsible for every feeling in
Speaker 4: a room.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, because I'm.
Speaker 4: Responsible because I you know, like I was treated like
Speaker 4: some sort of like gangernous wolf when I was trying
Speaker 4: to explain where I thought the drapes lie.
Speaker 3: Right, So you're just trying to manage how everyone feels
Speaker 3: about you all the time and even trying your business,
Speaker 3: and it's not in your control if people like you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I feel the same way, Like I I catch myself
Speaker 3: doing that less and less, Like I'm turning forty on Saturday,
Speaker 3: and I just feel like in my forties I just
Speaker 3: want to be more secure. Like I know that it's
Speaker 3: like a journey to get there and you actually have
Speaker 3: to like do the work to get there. But I
Speaker 3: kind of just want to cut to the fucking chase
Speaker 3: and be someone who doesn't care what people think and
Speaker 3: is a little bit more just bad ass. But the
Speaker 3: second I get into that and like have that kind
Speaker 3: of confidence and walk that walk and kind of like
Speaker 3: have boundaries with people, I do start to question. I
Speaker 3: do start to get feedback that I'm a bitch, you know,
Speaker 3: and that is uncomfortable to me. Like I do get
Speaker 3: I do get that feedback because you know, sometimes it
Speaker 3: bleeds over into people in my life and they're like,
Speaker 3: you're treating me like you treat like I work for you,
Speaker 3: And I'm like, but can I just treat everyone the
Speaker 3: same way? Like I'm not treating people who work for
Speaker 3: me that way because they work for me. I just
Speaker 3: am not as scared of them because they're not as
Speaker 3: emotionally entwined with me, And maybe that's why I talk
Speaker 3: to them that way. But I'm going to talk to you.
Speaker 3: I want to talk to I want to be able
Speaker 3: to talk to everyone the same way. But I mean
Speaker 3: I and ill.
Speaker 4: There's no answers and no one's ever going to be
Speaker 4: all happy, and you know we're trying. I mean, for
Speaker 4: fuck's sake, we're doing our goddamn best everyone.
Speaker 2: So that's the other thing.
Speaker 4: Someday, Someday We'll die is the most amazing name for
Speaker 4: a special in the world.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: I did not pick it.
Speaker 3: It was like a thing I said, and it's, you know,
Speaker 3: the last thing I say in the special, but it
Speaker 3: was David Jammy, one of my executive producers on it.
Speaker 3: Was we were like trying to come up with a
Speaker 3: name for it because I was named Specials after I
Speaker 3: don't know what you do, but like.
Speaker 2: It's kind of like, yeah, I'll know it when I
Speaker 2: see it.
Speaker 3: And I was kind of just sitting on this one,
Speaker 3: and then he texted that and we were all like, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's a great name because it's just cut to the chase.
Speaker 3: It's it's a blunt And that's the other thing is
Speaker 3: I think that sometimes I can be really blunt with people,
Speaker 3: and that's kind of what I'm known for. I was
Speaker 3: in therapy yesterday crying about how like I had two
Speaker 3: best friends meet each other this weekend, like from different
Speaker 3: parts of life. And they both like we're just gushing
Speaker 3: to me about the other and saying all the things
Speaker 3: I'm most jealous about the other four And so it
Speaker 3: reconfirmed that that thing is something really awesome that I
Speaker 3: wish I had, Like I get really jealous of people's qualities,
Speaker 3: like that they're naturally organized, Are they naturally graceful? Are
Speaker 3: they naturally like have white T shirts that stay white?
Speaker 2: Like this T shirt's already been staying, don't get excited.
Speaker 1: Do it?
Speaker 2: And I rarely wear.
Speaker 3: It, and I'll take it off right after this because
Speaker 3: it's it won't last the whole day and I have
Speaker 3: to be like out the rest of the day and
Speaker 3: it will just be you know, soiled by by the
Speaker 3: late afternoon.
Speaker 2: But I have these jealousies.
Speaker 3: I was talking to her about, like how these are
Speaker 3: real things about people. I'm not just these aren't illusions
Speaker 3: where I'm like looking on Instagram and she disappears that
Speaker 3: way on the surface, like these are actually I'm jealous
Speaker 3: of people that actually exude these qualities. And they both
Speaker 3: were echoing to me about like, oh my god, I
Speaker 3: can't believe how tiny and cute and organized she is,
Speaker 3: and the other one's saying, I can't believe what a wild,
Speaker 3: amazing genius mastermind like, So two things that I'm like
Speaker 3: always want people to say about me mastermind, genius, quick, smart, cute, little, graceful, organized,
Speaker 3: And they're both coming at me from my other friend
Speaker 3: that I'm jealous of that quality of and it just
Speaker 3: made it kind of got in my It didn't get
Speaker 3: in my head, but it was just something that was
Speaker 3: kind of irritating me. I was getting in like an
Speaker 3: envious place this weekend of really just like hating why
Speaker 3: can't I be like that? I wonder they're just gonna
Speaker 3: realize that they like each other more than they even
Speaker 3: like me, Like what do I bring to this? And
Speaker 3: I was talking to my therapist about how when people say,
Speaker 3: when my friends say, like, but.
Speaker 2: Nikki, this is what we love about you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we like her because she's tiny and little and
Speaker 3: so cute, and we like her because she's a genius
Speaker 3: and smart and says really funny things. But they literally,
Speaker 3: I'm a comedian, and they say it's you're funny too,
Speaker 3: because the way you like slam things hard and the
Speaker 3: way you like PLoP down on things, and the way
Speaker 3: that you'll just be like, You'll just say exactly what
Speaker 3: you're thinking, and no one else would ever say that.
Speaker 2: So the thing I'm saying is not even funny.
Speaker 3: It's just the fact that I say things that are
Speaker 3: wild that's funny. Or the way that I'm like, I
Speaker 3: find that the things my friends really love about me
Speaker 3: are just like insane, like really ross house, like they're
Speaker 3: funny because they're what they they're not desirable and so.
Speaker 4: Well, you know what it's It's also possible that, like,
Speaker 4: my therapist will say all the things that my husband
Speaker 4: gets enraged about because he does not like how messy
Speaker 4: and slovenly I am.
Speaker 1: He's like, it's part of your dar. M, it's part
Speaker 1: of your dar, he says.
Speaker 4: Maybe they actually do, yes, so maybe they do like
Speaker 4: that because they you know, but who knows.
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. Well, she also said
Speaker 3: it matters, right. I liked this flip, which also could
Speaker 3: be for Pete too. Is like they are secretly they
Speaker 3: they probably don't suffer with envy like I do, or
Speaker 3: they might or might not be in touch with it
Speaker 3: subconsciously in the way that I am in touch with
Speaker 3: mind consciously, but deep down they could be because they
Speaker 3: are so regimented and organized, or they are so worried
Speaker 3: about what people think. They could be extra envious of
Speaker 3: the fact that I can just bluntly talk, or that
Speaker 3: I can just drop my underwear on the floor and
Speaker 3: not think about it for a couple of days, like
Speaker 3: they could. There's They might not ever claim to be
Speaker 3: envious of that, but there could be a part of
Speaker 3: them that feels I wish I could be that free.
Speaker 3: And that's what my therapist said. She was like, maybe
Speaker 3: consider that.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I don't think any no one.
Speaker 1: I think you might. You might be interesting at subconscious level.
Speaker 4: I mean Pete, I don't know if he has no
Speaker 4: idea what he feels like when he I mean his
Speaker 4: I like, he'll just talk to me about like whether
Speaker 4: a neighbor bought a lawnmower, like.
Speaker 1: This is that, Like that's something that compels him.
Speaker 4: So whenever he starts to realize that, like maybe somebody
Speaker 4: touched him or something happened, he's just like, guess who
Speaker 4: got you know, guess who got the same lawnmowler? Yeah,
Speaker 4: like that it's like an impression of a conversation. Who
Speaker 4: could give a flying fuck, but you know what I do.
Speaker 4: Think we're pretty fucking free because I can't find a
Speaker 4: car in a parking lot and car dum, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I just rode in my friend's car all all weekends,
Speaker 4: I mean all week in Austin.
Speaker 1: This week, I was riding around her car. I kept
Speaker 1: getting in any.
Speaker 2: Fun, I do the same thing, bright, Oh dude, I
Speaker 2: do this. I don't remember cars at all because I'm.
Speaker 1: Free, bitch. I don't know if you're the.
Speaker 4: Pontiac LeMans or a fucking red couarrette from the eighties.
Speaker 1: You could ride up in anything.
Speaker 4: And every time she's like, you really just don't know,
Speaker 4: not the same shape I'm And when people talk about cars,
Speaker 4: I get like I just start to sort of quake
Speaker 4: before I'm just like a just like a real pain.
Speaker 4: It feels like the onset of a heart attack. When
Speaker 4: two men are discussing a car or a car purchase.
Speaker 3: The lovely god, dude, I'm thinking, I'm we're free.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you get the same top as me. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be gangrenous in seven minutes. I know I'm pretty free,
Speaker 1: and I'm good for a.
Speaker 3: Laugh and I get ship done because I'm not picking
Speaker 3: up things and folding things and storing them in little
Speaker 3: boxes and bags and and.
Speaker 2: And meal planning.
Speaker 3: I'm not doing whole bunch of ship like all this
Speaker 3: stuff I'm envious of of people picking up stuff and
Speaker 3: vacuuming and swiffering and getting and the edge of the
Speaker 3: like like just using that mister Clean wipe on their
Speaker 3: walls like that all stuff makes your walls look nice.
Speaker 2: But like I'm get a moving money that much.
Speaker 3: But I'm like, I'm getting shit done, Like I'm emailing,
Speaker 3: I'm exercising, I'm learning a song and guitar.
Speaker 4: Like a smear of foundation on my wall that's been
Speaker 4: there for like six months, like a heavy chunk, like.
Speaker 3: I look like I'm swatching, like I'm testing colors out
Speaker 3: with all the orange I have on my walls.
Speaker 1: I love that he.
Speaker 4: Takes his dirty clothes. This is this is evidence, and
Speaker 4: he's gonna make a suit out of my skin.
Speaker 1: One day.
Speaker 4: He takes his dirty clothes and folds them and puts
Speaker 4: them back in his suitcase on the dirty side, and
Speaker 4: then as soon as he gets home, unpacks the entire suitcase.
Speaker 4: And you know what I'm doing. While I'm not doing that,
Speaker 4: I'm writing a Netflix special, so yes, whatever, you know
Speaker 4: what I mean, we're good for a fucking at the end
Speaker 4: of the day. If you could bring some fun to
Speaker 4: the table, I might have been a detention every day
Speaker 4: and on score on the books. I was always a
Speaker 4: wild emergency emergency moro on like I got like eight
Speaker 4: sixty and my PSATs.
Speaker 1: They didn't even have me take my SATs.
Speaker 4: They're like, she's just too dumb, It's why waste the paper.
Speaker 4: But you know what I did have when I went
Speaker 4: to detention as a fun detention dance.
Speaker 1: And everybody wanted to do that dance, so I kicked
Speaker 1: it off with a detention dance. People were into it, so.
Speaker 3: Well, this is where I go like, I'm not even
Speaker 3: that fun, Like I'm like, I fun, I can.
Speaker 2: Be, but I'm so I can be.
Speaker 3: The thing is where I get in the way of
Speaker 3: having being fun is where I'm not free because I
Speaker 3: I don't feel free, because I feel so mad at
Speaker 3: myself for not being those ways that I'm constantly like
Speaker 3: punishing myself and and justin always disappointed myself for not
Speaker 3: being like more like this other girl that like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, she has all this and she has a
Speaker 3: kid on top of it, and she does a special
Speaker 3: and her house looks clean, and like, I do feel
Speaker 3: like some.
Speaker 1: People are just wired that way. Some people aren't.
Speaker 2: I can't expect that, but they're also.
Speaker 4: Wired to not be as funny. I mean, I don't
Speaker 4: know some people. I've heard this story too. You know
Speaker 4: you are the stories you tell about yourself, and that
Speaker 4: that's true to a degree. That's true to a degree,
Speaker 4: and yes, you could change that reality slowly.
Speaker 1: But I also kind of feel like we do what we.
Speaker 4: Care the most about, and if we cared enough, maybe
Speaker 4: we would slowly become the most organized people in the world.
Speaker 4: Or maybe we don't care that much and you can
Speaker 4: outsource and delegate and it's nice.
Speaker 1: Look.
Speaker 4: I used to live with my roommate and she was
Speaker 4: so organized that like fascinatingly, like she would go home
Speaker 4: and clean the walls, like up, it's eight pm.
Speaker 1: Time to clean the walls.
Speaker 4: And she loved she loved to go through my purses
Speaker 4: and just be like, why would anybody even keep this?
Speaker 1: Your purpose is not a trash bin? Like she would
Speaker 1: explain my issues.
Speaker 4: She's like, you don't close, but if all your issues
Speaker 4: would be sold by the word.
Speaker 2: If you don't close either it's an add.
Speaker 4: They say, you take this other trip with like you
Speaker 4: think you're going to go back to it.
Speaker 2: She's like, no, it's just oh my god.
Speaker 1: Open.
Speaker 3: That is such I have been doing that recently where
Speaker 3: I'm like, just take the just finish it. Close the cabinet,
Speaker 3: like screw on the top of that mascara or that foundation.
Speaker 3: Just do it, because there I do catch myself. It's
Speaker 3: funny when you catch yourself not doing it all the
Speaker 3: way and you go, why not why am I not.
Speaker 1: Doing We can cheat?
Speaker 4: It's like we can cheat is it'll cheat this but
Speaker 4: it doesn't work. Then you just have oneoundation by not doing.
Speaker 3: That, like saving time, like let we'll dig into this
Speaker 3: more after the break. But that is so true. You
Speaker 3: think you're like getting away with something. But I do
Speaker 3: it all the time, and it's so simple to just
Speaker 3: shut a cabinet. But I just feel like I don't
Speaker 3: know why closing anything? All right, more with Rachel Einstein
Speaker 3: after this.
Speaker 2: And we're back. Rachel, you did I want to talk
Speaker 2: to you about Kelly Clarkson? How was that?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 4: Kelly Clarkson was very lovely, very cool. She screamed a
Speaker 4: pet for cammy big Guy. She's like, nobody wants.
Speaker 1: To call big guy.
Speaker 2: I love her.
Speaker 4: A lot of my favorite parts did not end up
Speaker 4: in the episode, Like because you know they could, they
Speaker 4: have to like chop it to a tiny piece.
Speaker 1: She was like, Pete, nobody wants to be called big guy.
Speaker 4: And then she said that one of her friends, I
Speaker 4: think her boyfriend called him her duke. And she's like,
Speaker 4: I now, duke is not a nickname or what for.
Speaker 4: She was fucking fun and she's.
Speaker 1: Yelled him in a very satisfying way, like she was
Speaker 1: a girl's girl. She's like, yeah, no, it's not cute,
Speaker 1: it's not good.
Speaker 2: Yes, and they stick yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: And then Pete loved it. He got the band to
Speaker 4: play his big Guy's song. She he told her ahead
Speaker 4: of time. He's like, you know, there's a song. And
Speaker 4: then she's like, so, oh, here there's a big guy song.
Speaker 4: He's like, you know, it's really more of a jingle.
Speaker 3: Kelly, I didn't know Pete sat down.
Speaker 2: I thought I just saw him in the picture. I
Speaker 2: didn't know he was like the audience.
Speaker 1: But she went to him once.
Speaker 2: That's so funny.
Speaker 4: He was not the slightest bit nervous he was just like,
Speaker 4: you know, oh, it's so ridiculous. She's like, He's like,
Speaker 4: you know, it's really more of a jingle, Kelly. And
Speaker 4: then he goes, you know, it goes She's my big guy.
Speaker 4: She's I'm like and they started singing, and the whole
Speaker 4: he's singing
Speaker 2: To Kelly Clarkson