WEBVTT - LOVE: Laugh & Learn

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, it's Delilah. Thank you for stopping by. I have

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<v Speaker 1>put together some of my favorite radio moments here to

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<v Speaker 1>share with you on our daily podcast. Do Hey, it's Delilah.

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<v Speaker 1>If you are stressing out today, here are my words

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<v Speaker 1>of advice as concisely as sweetly as I can put them.

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<v Speaker 1>Laugh often, watch silly movies. Call your best friends, do

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<v Speaker 1>something stupid, Laugh often, Laugh hard, Laugh loud. Laughter is

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<v Speaker 1>the best medicine. Don't take life too seriously. Learn from

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<v Speaker 1>your mistakes. Better yet, learn from my mistakes. Be wise,

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<v Speaker 1>look around and go you know what, that didn't work

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<v Speaker 1>out so well? Not going to do that again. And

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<v Speaker 1>remember there is a dynamic, fabulous plan that is working

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<v Speaker 1>out in your life. It might not look like it,

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<v Speaker 1>it will unveil itself in time. Kathy, you've called the

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<v Speaker 1>Delilah Show. What can I do for you tonight? Well?

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<v Speaker 2>I had a birthday last week, but I also am

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<v Speaker 2>requesting a love song for myself. I went through a

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<v Speaker 2>horrible divorce a couple of years ago, and I found

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<v Speaker 2>myself and I am so in love with myself that

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<v Speaker 2>I just cannot believe life can be this good. After

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<v Speaker 2>twenty four years married to a man.

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<v Speaker 1>So you are married for twenty four years and divorced.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm assuming right.

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<v Speaker 2>He walked out on myself and my daughter wiped out

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<v Speaker 2>the bank account, had a texting affair going on with

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<v Speaker 2>a coworker while I was in the oncologist's office being

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<v Speaker 2>cleared of cancer. And I was second wife. He's now

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<v Speaker 2>on his third wife with three new children, and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>putting our daughter through college on my own. You helped

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<v Speaker 2>me get through every single night for the last almost

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<v Speaker 2>two months. I have no money to pay my telephone,

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<v Speaker 2>my internet, or my TV. I rely on your radio

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<v Speaker 2>station to get me through.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Kathy, I thought I had married, you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>biggest jerks in the world, But I think you got

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<v Speaker 1>me beat girl yet.

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<v Speaker 2>And he's seventeen years older than me, but is now

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<v Speaker 2>thirty four years older than his present wife. And he

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<v Speaker 2>had the nerve to bring her to my oldest daughter's wedding, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>and they were expecting their first child and his grandson

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<v Speaker 2>will be five and he has never seen him.

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<v Speaker 1>Ain no fool like an old fool exactly. Well, let

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<v Speaker 1>me play a good song for you, honey.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you so much to lie Hi.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Delilah show.

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<v Speaker 3>Who is this Tony?

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, Tony, Welcome aboard. What can I do for you?

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<v Speaker 3>First off, I wanted to tell you that every time

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<v Speaker 3>I'm listening to your program, I always tear up a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit. Nothing actually makes me tear hoop quite like that,

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<v Speaker 3>except perhaps The Titanic.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's just the saddest movie ever.

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<v Speaker 3>It is. I mean, I was a ten year old

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<v Speaker 3>boy and right there, you know, I just that was it.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, I want a romance like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I wanted a romance like that, But I you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I kept saying, why is why are you letting him

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<v Speaker 1>go blim up on that piece of wood with you?

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<v Speaker 3>I never understood that. As again, yeah to a ten

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<v Speaker 3>year old, that was like, I don't understand is that

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<v Speaker 3>we were supposed to do that?

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<v Speaker 4>Or yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>No to me to this day, I don't understand that.

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<v Speaker 1>And why throw the necklace in the ocean? Why why

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<v Speaker 1>throw the necklace in the ocean and give it to

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<v Speaker 1>somebody that needs it?

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<v Speaker 3>You're not thinking about the future. What about college tuition?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, thank you, thank you? No no, no, no no,

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<v Speaker 1>don't throw that overboard.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't throw that too.

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<v Speaker 1>Late, too late. Well, I'm glad you called. I'm glad

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<v Speaker 1>you're listening, and I will play that song for you,

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<v Speaker 1>my friend.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, thank you so much, Delia. You have a

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<v Speaker 3>great night.

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<v Speaker 1>Good night. Hi, thank you for calling the Delilah Show.

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<v Speaker 1>Who is this?

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<v Speaker 5>My name is Jason. How's it going?

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<v Speaker 1>It's going well? What can I do for you? Jason?

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<v Speaker 5>I would like to play a song for a handful

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<v Speaker 5>of my friends that are going through hard times right now?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Who are you thinking of?

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<v Speaker 5>My friend Stephanie, my friend Doug, my friend Becky, a

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<v Speaker 5>few other people with love stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>They're all going through hard luck with love stuff.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. I tend to play the superhero of all my friends.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're busy solving all their problems. How about you?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you having a good love life? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>I did?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, what's your honey's name?

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<v Speaker 5>I just want to dedicate this to my friends.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so we're not talking about you. We're deflecting here

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<v Speaker 1>and just talking about them.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. I'm on kind of the outs of somebody, so

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<v Speaker 5>I don't really want to look get into it.

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<v Speaker 1>Aha. See, I knew the truth would come out.

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<v Speaker 5>Come on, now, come on now, I'll be trying to

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<v Speaker 5>pick you.

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<v Speaker 1>Up for the nights, Ober, I will play that you

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<v Speaker 1>have a great night.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you for calling you by good work.

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<v Speaker 1>Lynn. Hide this Delilah.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you hi, Delilah?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just fine.

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<v Speaker 1>What can I do for you tonight?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I just wanted to honor my husband on our

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<v Speaker 4>twenty fifth anniversary.

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<v Speaker 1>When's your anniversary?

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<v Speaker 4>Well we just had it actually a little while ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Happy anniversary, Happy anniversary, Happy anniversary, Happy anniversary.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty five years.

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<v Speaker 4>We've been very happily married. Now twenty years, happily married.

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty The first five were't so happy.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, fortunately for us, we've never been able to say

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<v Speaker 4>the bad years were at the same time, so we

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<v Speaker 4>don't agree on which five years weren't good bye.

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<v Speaker 1>But someplace in those last twenty five years there's been

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<v Speaker 1>at least four or five that were kind of wrap.

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<v Speaker 4>Everybody goes through their ups and downs, but thank goodness,

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<v Speaker 4>we've both been too stubborn to give up.

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<v Speaker 1>And what can I play for you and your beloved tonight?

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<v Speaker 4>Go ahead and find one. You're the queen of love songs.

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<v Speaker 1>I am the queen of sappy love songs. There aren't

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<v Speaker 1>many things in this world that I'm really good at

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<v Speaker 1>but picking sappy love songs. I am okay at. I

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<v Speaker 1>know that I will find a good song for you. Congratulations, Sonny,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you so much. I so hope you have enjoyed

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<v Speaker 1>these radio moments as much as I enjoy bringing them

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<v Speaker 1>to you. I'll share more with you each weekday. On Ay,

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<v Speaker 1>It's Delilah Lo