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Speaker 1: Your full show. We got a full hour for you today,

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Speaker 1: thanks for being here. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Uh,

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Speaker 1: and what do we got? We got a brand new

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Speaker 1: Loser line, brand new Second Date update.

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Speaker 2: Brand just lots of fun. Yeah, yeah, that's right to

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Speaker 2: get you through your Monday. What do you see on

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Speaker 2: the comments? Alexis Okay, I saw this.

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Speaker 1: One that said I'm six years old. Don't tell my

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Speaker 1: mom on me.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I love you guys so much. I really hope you

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Speaker 1: read this one. Alexis. Also, I really like you, Jose

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Speaker 1: You're my favorite.

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Speaker 2: Oh and also, my name is Jimmy.

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Speaker 1: Oh and there's a lot of typos in there.

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Speaker 2: Say well, I'm impressed because my eight year old the

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Speaker 2: only thing he likes to type is poop emoji's. Yes,

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Speaker 2: that's the fact he will come here and get on

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Speaker 2: my computer and just poop emoji's an email.

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Speaker 4: Yes, that's show still entertaining the six year old.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Jimmy likes it. Right, we found our level. This

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Speaker 1: one's for you, Jimmy. The show starts now if your

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Speaker 1: mom doesn't catch you.

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Speaker 4: Yes, we got grounded.

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Speaker 5: It's Brooke and Jeffrey the Morning and Let's get this

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Speaker 5: show started on a positive note because there's been crime

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Speaker 5: in Florida.

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Speaker 2: Crime, Jeff, but we do love a good Florida story.

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Speaker 5: We'll go hand in hand. Seven suspects have been arrested

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Speaker 5: in connection with a massive theft ring involving more than

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Speaker 5: eight hundred thousand dollars worth of one item. What these

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Speaker 5: all happened at home depot stores across the state of Florida.

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Speaker 5: We're going to go around the room and everyone's gonna

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Speaker 5: guess what item was stolen, Alexis, We're gonna start with you.

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Speaker 5: Eight hundred thousand dollars of one item from home depot. Remember,

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Speaker 5: these are Florida criminals. What did they take?

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Speaker 6: I'm toilets, No toilets, Brooks.

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Speaker 5: Do you need a hint copper wiring? You're choosing to

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Speaker 5: ignore my hint? Okay, After they stole eight hundred thousand

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Speaker 5: dollars of this item, they realized they couldn't sell it, Jose,

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Speaker 5: any guesses before I say the answers? I know, and

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Speaker 5: it's the hot dogs out front.

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Speaker 4: I always buy.

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Speaker 5: One of the hot dogs. It's not hot dogs. The

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Speaker 5: seven Florida suspects were arrested over a massive theft ring

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Speaker 5: involving close to a million dollars worth of stolen smoke detectors.

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Speaker 1: Why couldn't they use them? Why couldn't they sell them?

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Speaker 5: The police found multiple storage units filled with them, and

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Speaker 5: apparently the suspects attempted to resell them on eBay but

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Speaker 5: were pricing them far too hot.

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Speaker 2: I thought, I thought the thieves just had a really

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Speaker 2: strong fear of fire.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, they found themselves with a lot of inventory,

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Speaker 5: not a lot of people trying to buy smoke detectors off.

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Speaker 1: I will say, you don't want kind of a knockoff.

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Speaker 2: You want that to be pretty reliable. Yeah, and you're

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Speaker 2: gonna spend the money. That's one thing that you want

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Speaker 2: to Yeah, I get cheaper and.

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Speaker 7: From the store.

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Speaker 5: So they were eep and dead because the cost of

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Speaker 5: the storage unit was more than the amount they were

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Speaker 5: making off of the smoke detectors.

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Speaker 2: This idea among those seven friends was like, Okay, listen,

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Speaker 2: this is what we're gonna do.

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Speaker 1: Sell some smoke detectors on board.

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Speaker 5: Doing it totally. So is this a case of dumb

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Speaker 5: the merchandise. I don't know, but I do know this.

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Speaker 5: The Florida Attorney General did take a shot at another

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Speaker 5: state on the way out, saying, we're proud that Florida

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Speaker 5: doesn't have stores with merchandise locked behind glass like you

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Speaker 5: that way.

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Speaker 1: Calvin's like, we didn't do anything.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, not enough crime in California. Yeah, you keep it

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Speaker 5: cool in Florida. Heard about that one thing that happened

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Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, there you go.

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Speaker 5: Can't argue with that. We're gonna move on to the

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Speaker 5: shock Collar one End of the day with a man

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Speaker 5: who's feeling hearts and Spider Man underwear are Jake.

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Speaker 4: Well, now that fall is officially here, the leaves are turning,

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Speaker 4: the pumpkin spice is flowing, and Lindsay Lohann is starring

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Speaker 4: in at least seven low budget seasonal films. Because it's

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Speaker 4: Hallmark movie season.

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Speaker 5: You gotta.

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Speaker 4: Those cozy cinematic tales about small town romances, and what

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Speaker 4: better way to celebrate than by testing your movie knowledge

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Speaker 4: during a special Hallmark or land Shark edition of plenty

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Speaker 4: of twenty. Now you say a number one through twenty,

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you about a heartwarming seasonal film. It could

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Speaker 4: be from the fall season or a Halloween or Christmas.

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Speaker 4: You just have to tell me. Is that a real

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Speaker 4: Hallmark or a fake land Shark?

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Speaker 7: Yes?

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Speaker 4: Some of the movies I might describe here. Know what

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Speaker 4: you're catching on day second Dart with the woman who

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Speaker 4: sees Hallmark movies is horror films, especially the last one

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Speaker 4: called Hitched for Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's Alexis ten.

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Speaker 4: Number ten, alexis your Hallmark movie? Title is a Shoe

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Speaker 4: Addicts Christmas? This heartwarming tales about a woman who finds

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Speaker 4: herself trapped in an apartment store overnight and learns life

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Speaker 4: lessons through her magical shoes. Is this a Hallmark or

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Speaker 4: a land Shark?

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Speaker 1: Aren't there like hundreds of Hallmark movies?

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Speaker 3: I mean?

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Speaker 2: And this would be our Turtle from Laser Stories favorite movie?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, a woman stuck in them all.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if the shoes would be magical, but

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Speaker 1: you know, sure, why not? Let's say Hallmark?

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Speaker 3: Why not?

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Speaker 4: It's the season and that is a Hallmark movie. It

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Speaker 4: came out in twenty eighteen. Wow, big year for shoe addictions.

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Speaker 4: Brook ten is off the board.

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Speaker 1: Okay, give me eleven Brook.

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Speaker 4: Your Hallmark movie title is Mistletoe and Mergers, where a

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Speaker 4: big city lawyer finds love while closing a deal in

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Speaker 4: a mall snowy town. It sounds made up, but is it?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 2: It sounds like every like that is always the plot

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Speaker 2: of every Hallmark movie.

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Speaker 1: It's some big wig come into a small town a.

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Speaker 5: Heart and it warmed one woman.

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Speaker 1: He just can't figure out their quite ways. Finally, did

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Speaker 1: I mention.

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Speaker 4: This all happened in a small snowy town. That sounds

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Speaker 4: made up right there?

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Speaker 5: And the merger is a marriage in a sense. So

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Speaker 5: there's your romance, ye By or combined for.

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Speaker 4: Live Shark Brook Hak Brook says, Hallmark, absolutely not, it's too.

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Speaker 1: Spot on that b it's too accurate. It takes like.

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Speaker 4: Fifteen minutes from to make new ones, so it's probably

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Speaker 4: gonna be done by the end of the Jose over

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Speaker 4: to you. Ten and eleven have been chosen. Let's go twelve, Jose.

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Speaker 4: Your Hallmark movie title is Pumpkin Spice Proposal, My God.

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Speaker 4: Two rivals compete in a fall bakeoff but end up

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Speaker 4: competing for each other's hearts. This is a Hallmark or

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Speaker 4: a land Shark, oh man.

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Speaker 1: They hate each other in the bake off, but then

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Speaker 1: they fall in love.

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Speaker 4: Jose's like a hint. Yes, this movie did not happen

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Speaker 4: in a small snowy town.

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Speaker 8: Oh, big city, Pumpkin spice, bankof No.

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Speaker 2: I think it's still small town. It's just fall season, snowy.

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Speaker 1: I like this. Hallmark is always in a small town

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Speaker 1: and they don't feature one meth lab. There's not one

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Speaker 1: weird hoarder that lives next to you. Not accurate ball

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Speaker 1: businesses are thriving. I grew up in a small town

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Speaker 1: and that is not how it is.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, if it was Brooks small town, they'd be packing

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Speaker 4: and smokes.

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Speaker 5: While they're baking.

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Speaker 1: It's fine.

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Speaker 5: I don't like this. I'm gonna say land Shark.

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Speaker 4: Jose says land Shark. Yes, Jeffrey, we're over to you now.

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Speaker 5: Fourteen.

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Speaker 4: Your Hallmark movie title is Love in the Leftovers. Two

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Speaker 4: single parents bond after their kids ditch Thanksgiving dinner for

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Speaker 4: a ski trip. Is that movie a Hallmark or a

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Speaker 4: land Shark?

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Speaker 5: And it's not where I thought this was going. I

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Speaker 5: thought there was a love making scene and some of

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Speaker 5: it got into the Leftovers. I would watch that movie

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Speaker 5: Love in the Leftovers. That's a land shark, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 4: Says land shark. Yeah, Jeffrey should make that one up,

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Speaker 4: and that means Brooke, the only person who got one wrong,

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Speaker 4: has lost plenty of twenty all.

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Speaker 5: Right, so Brooke, you're gonna get shocked. And somebody wanted

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Speaker 5: to hear you saying uptown funk by Mark Ronson and

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Speaker 1: Girls hitch Hallelujah? Who hit hallelujah? Whoo girls hit Hellujah?

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Speaker 1: Who is uptown folk? Don't give to you out?

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Speaker 5: That's a very shock color question of the Day by Hallmark.

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Speaker 5: Phones have coming up right.

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Speaker 3: After this freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 5: The public knows that on this show Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 5: in the Morning, we're dedicated to truth, transparency, and pace

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Speaker 5: of play.

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Speaker 5: That's why we don't tell you the whole story. We

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Speaker 5: just do headlines only. I read the headline of a

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Speaker 5: real article in the news today and give you zero

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Speaker 5: other pertinent information about it, which is how.

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Speaker 1: People are absorbing news anyway.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, we're gonna have so many opinions after only

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Speaker 5: That's all you need your first headline only seventeen year

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Speaker 5: old boy thinks his own abduction, even shooting himself in

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Speaker 5: you the parents reaction or which leg he blew off,

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Speaker 5: because remember, it's headlines only, Joe, I'll never find out.

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Speaker 1: Next up, that was a hard one to start with.

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Speaker 5: Jee Young un suspects North Korean women of betraying their

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Speaker 1: But he's really confused, like do I like the betrayal?

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Speaker 5: Where do you buy communist breast implants? I'll never say,

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Speaker 5: because it's headlines only your size, one size fits all.

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Speaker 5: Also in the news, coffee giant Maxwell House is rebranding

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Speaker 5: its name to Maxwell Apartment. Are they doing this in

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Speaker 5: a desperate attempt to catch the gen z crowd who

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Speaker 5: can't afford to buy a place. That's up to you

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Speaker 5: to decide. My lips are locked because it's headlines only, Max,

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Speaker 5: And that is the truth, because it is headlines only, basement.

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Speaker 5: But next, we're hitting you with full details and wacky

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Speaker 5: sound effects because it's a brand new Laser stories coming

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Speaker 5: up right after this. It's the radio segment that's prioritizing

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Speaker 5: your privacy with self destructing emails. What ten seconds after reading,

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Speaker 5: no one will read it ever again. Just pour a

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Speaker 5: Laser Stories the segment where we read weird news stories

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Speaker 5: This first laser story is out of India. If you

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Speaker 5: Well this is great news if you love the smell

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Speaker 5: Though maybe Brook, you wouldn't have this like snobby attitude

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Speaker 1: Just think of how they, well they cleaned the floors

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Speaker 5: Wouldn't have to if everyone was barefoot?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, what do you do when you go to

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Speaker 5: One expert said, it does come with some pros and cons.

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Speaker 5: Barefoot challenge accepted. This next laser story is out of

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Speaker 5: hotel headquarters. Here's something that will reveal your age. This

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Speaker 5: is the one hundredth anniversary of the Howard Johnson brand. Dude,

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Speaker 5: So, if you're sixty years old, you probably just felt

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Speaker 3: What why?

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Speaker 5: Okay, ninety five year old Mortimer totally.

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Speaker 1: Double Tree has chocolate chip cookies stick with something like that. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: Well as for the soap itself, it has been infused

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that old guy is like, I'll just take a

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Speaker 5: There's nothing better than to wake up early in the morning,

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Speaker 1: Oh uh oh he's clean.

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Speaker 5: Well, he's like Microsoft's clipping, but instead of bouncing on

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Speaker 5: Sound means Laser Stories has come to an end for

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Speaker 5: the day. We'll do it again the same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 5: Every woman has a certain type that they usually go for.

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Speaker 5: Where for better or worse, they're always chasing after the

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Speaker 5: a Disney cruise. Really know, Plus, forget poker and sports betting.

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Speaker 5: One guy wants to gamble a bunch of his money

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Speaker 5: He set some pretty weird odds for himself. You'll hear

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Speaker 3: You wait a minute, is this the right number? It's

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Speaker 5: Good by, Just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 5: the Loser line before it works like this. Let's say

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Speaker 10: Hey girl, I just wanted to let you know that

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Speaker 10: if a jolly guy approaches you tonight and puts you

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Speaker 10: in his giant bag, it's okay because I told San

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Speaker 10: and I wanted you for Christmas.

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Speaker 3: For sure.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was gonna be the jolly green Giant

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Speaker 5: Whatever you do, take him in the sugar plums instead,

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Speaker 5: ask him if he wants to share a candy cane

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Speaker 5: like this one. Hey, it's so.

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Speaker 9: I look, I googled this thing we were talking about

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Speaker 9: last night that we were arguing, and yeah, it turns out.

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Speaker 7: You were right.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 9: I mean, swats and hold their breath longer than dolphins.

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Speaker 7: But I mean, if you think about it, that's that's just.

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Speaker 9: Total bullshit, Like why you know, like flats can't live

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Speaker 7: Anyways.

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Speaker 9: I can't believe I made that bet, but I do

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Speaker 9: owe you ten bucks.

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Speaker 11: So what do you say?

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Speaker 5: Give me a chance?

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Speaker 7: To earn it back. All right, you seem kind of smart.

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Speaker 7: I'm more of a risk taker. So let's up to

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Speaker 9: How about you down to the clinic with me on

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Speaker 9: Friday and I get tested and I bet you they

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Speaker 9: won't find more than three things that test positive for.

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Speaker 7: And if they do find one tree, now all you

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Speaker 7: like another ten bucks? Next message, He's.

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Speaker 4: Just a good gambling I've given himself a good money line.

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Speaker 1: Really, I like, that's easy money for her. Yeah, I

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, at least he's honorable enough to own

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Speaker 5: you and tells you you're right.

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Speaker 7: I lost.

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Speaker 5: He's a gambling man.

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Speaker 1: Does anyone else want to google sloths holding their breath

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Speaker 1: or is it just me?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: He already did apparently, So I need to verify, Jess,

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Speaker 2: like a verification.

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Speaker 1: Why can't they swim?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 5: What is the point I thought they could swim?

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Speaker 1: Can they see? These are things I need to find.

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Speaker 5: This is how bar bets are born, just like this.

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Speaker 7: Next message.

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Speaker 12: I know I probably came out like kind of out

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Speaker 12: there because I flapped pizza out of your hand, But

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Speaker 12: dangerous and it's hiding everywhere, like there's gluten in our pantries,

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Speaker 12: there's gluten in our water.

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Speaker 12: Even think, which, honestly, that was probably why your under

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Speaker 7: I mean, trust me, you could.

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Speaker 12: Really cut back. I just think that you deserve to

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Speaker 12: live a happy, gluten free lifestyle. And if you give

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Speaker 12: a gluten guard, that you never touch gluten again. And

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Speaker 12: before I hang up, I remember you said that your

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Speaker 12: parents were sick, So if you can give me power

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Speaker 12: is out of their life too, money or right?

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Speaker 5: saying I'm crazy?

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Speaker 1: My gosh, Wow, gluten went to her head? Is what happened?

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Speaker 5: Lack of gluten?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Do we live in a state with gluten water?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: She said, it's in the water. I want to make

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Speaker 5: sure my water is gluten free.

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Speaker 12: You're gonna have to hire the gluten garden, I guess,

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Speaker 12: so keep her number.

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Speaker 5: We are in the middle of an award winning edition

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Speaker 5: of The Loser Line today. And when I say award winning,

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Speaker 5: I'm completely making that up. The only trophy this segment

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Speaker 5: would take home is outstanding achievement and poor life choices.

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Speaker 5: But remember we are on YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, all the

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Speaker 5: podcast platforms at Brooke and Jeffrey. Too much content for

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Speaker 5: us to count. Now let's go to the next clip.

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Speaker 14: Hey, I just had to call because remember how you

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Speaker 14: told me we were into being love bombed.

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Speaker 15: Well, get ready, because bombed away.

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Speaker 7: Here.

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Speaker 14: So I want to take care of you so much

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Speaker 14: like if you were the age you are now but

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Speaker 14: you lived in a rest home. That's how good I

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Speaker 14: take care of you. I'd bring you to breakfast, the

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Speaker 14: lunch and dinner and read you the newspaper and play

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Speaker 14: scrabble with to you on that for a love bomb.

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Speaker 14: All right, call me back and I can give you

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Speaker 14: some pad talk.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's always good to imagine what your good life's

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Speaker 2: gonna be like when you're in continent.

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Speaker 5: I just feel like that's going to be the next

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Speaker 5: plot to a horror film, the love bombers. The calls

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Speaker 5: coming from inside the retirement.

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Speaker 1: Home, but nobody really cares because they can't move that fast.

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Speaker 11: Right yeah.

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Speaker 16: Next message, Hey Travis, I'm really sorry that's taken me

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Speaker 16: the song to get back to you. It's just you

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Speaker 16: know how I told you I was going to be

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Speaker 16: going on that Disney cruise in the UK. Well, I

489
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Speaker 16: spent some days in London before the cruise, and British

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Speaker 16: guys are really hot. Like I don't know if it's

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Speaker 16: just the accent or what, but there was this one

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Speaker 16: guy who was like explaining cricket to me, and like

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Speaker 16: normally something like that would bore me to tears, but

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Speaker 16: it was just like the way he said it, I

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Speaker 16: didn't care that he was talking about it for like

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Speaker 16: twenty minutes. I was just mesmerized. And then I met

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Speaker 16: this guy Archie. Oh, oh my gosh. I think his

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Speaker 16: like great grandfather like worked at the palace, like one

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Speaker 16: of the palaces. It's just so fascinating. And don't get

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Speaker 16: me rights like not that you're not great, obviously, like

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Speaker 16: you're great, like in like your own way, but it

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Speaker 16: was super nice to meet you and Tata.

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Speaker 5: Next message, who with the Tata the British goodbye?

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Speaker 1: And you think that was the British goodbye?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's an American Bible, like see you later.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I get it. British guys are only hot

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Speaker 1: because of the accents.

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Speaker 5: Okay, so disagree with that. Yeah, and to all of

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Speaker 5: our male British listeners, and we love you for all

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Speaker 5: of the things.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just so pale.

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Speaker 5: Oh and you're so tammy.

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Speaker 1: I'll date you, don't worry.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Remember, you can hear your favorite loser lines of the

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Speaker 5: week when you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffery YouTube.

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Speaker 5: We post them there, along with all of our second

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Speaker 5: date updates, awkward Tuesdays, and your phone taps. In fact,

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Speaker 5: one is coming up right.

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Speaker 3: After this Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And in today's

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Speaker 5: prank phone call, a guy named Al owns a shop

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Speaker 5: that does ski rentals and he wanted to prank one

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Speaker 5: of his employees. His only requirement was we use his

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Speaker 5: favorite character to do it, the one Jose plays British

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Speaker 5: former Black Ops I six covert associate Clo. Yeah, people

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Speaker 5: request of Yeah, that's why he's gonna call this young

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Speaker 5: man on a new mission that could be his most

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Speaker 5: dangerous yet. In your phone tap right now, another.

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Speaker 7: They'll find ski shack.

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Speaker 15: This is muster only needed the nines.

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Speaker 7: I'm sorry, I need the names. Do you have the

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Speaker 7: right number? Who is this?

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Speaker 15: Who wants to know?

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Speaker 7: Uh? Lester?

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Speaker 5: Right?

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Speaker 15: You're my contact? I'm your what you're my contact?

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Speaker 8: Me name's Frank, but me mates call me Clover. Big

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Speaker 8: Owl sent me told me to cant this time.

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Speaker 7: Who's big Ol your boss?

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Speaker 15: That's my code name for him, Big Al, and he

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Speaker 15: calls me Clover.

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Speaker 7: I have no idea what you're talking about.

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Speaker 15: Look, I just need the names.

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Speaker 8: Don't be difficult, names of what you know, the rattles,

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Speaker 8: the rattles that have not been turned in from last year.

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Speaker 7: I'm sorry, what the hell are you talking about?

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Speaker 8: You know those two pieces of fiberglass strapped at the

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Speaker 8: bottom of your boots.

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Speaker 5: The skis?

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Speaker 15: Okay, just tell me what do you do with the names?

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Speaker 15: That are blokes who don't return as skis.

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Speaker 7: Normally we just send emails with a couple of warnings

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Speaker 7: to our customers before we charge their card.

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Speaker 8: Right, Well, Big Al says he doesn't know that anymore,

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Speaker 8: and Big Al wants to do it a little differently.

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Speaker 15: Now thinks I should pay him a little visit.

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Speaker 7: Al didn't tell me anything about this, and not really

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Speaker 7: here on what that means.

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Speaker 8: Imagine you're all snug up in your bed at night,

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Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, dreaming of cartoon bears and picnic baskets, and

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Speaker 8: then boom, somebody just found food of ceiling and it's

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Speaker 8: time to collect.

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Speaker 7: That's very weirdly specific.

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Speaker 8: Well, I've got a planet, got a skiz back. No

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Speaker 8: matter what, nothing stops clover on a mission.

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Speaker 7: Did Al send an email that I missed?

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Speaker 8: Emails are traceable, mate, You think Al's gonna send an

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Speaker 8: email about this?

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Speaker 15: You almost made me laugh.

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Speaker 7: I feel like this should have been an email. Mate.

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Speaker 15: I don't think you understand what's happening here.

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Speaker 7: I obviously don't. I don't really think that Al would

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Speaker 7: hire anybody to shake our customers down.

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Speaker 15: For skis well, and you don't know Big Hour like

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Speaker 15: I do.

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Speaker 7: I guess not.

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Speaker 8: We were stationed together nineteen eight seven to Nang. He

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Speaker 8: hit a trip wire. Oh, I threw my body on

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Speaker 8: top of his to take the shrapnel. Why my heart

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Speaker 8: stopped for seven minutes, but your boss revived me with

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Speaker 8: an electric ile he pulled from the leg.

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Speaker 15: With his bare hands.

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Speaker 7: What the hell are you talking about?

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Speaker 15: Have you had an MI I six before.

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Speaker 7: Was that like Amovie at seven to eleven?

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Speaker 15: You got jokes and I don't like comedians.

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Speaker 7: It wasn't a joke. I don't know what that is.

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Speaker 7: And being serious here.

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Speaker 8: You're talking to a man who spent the last thirty

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Speaker 8: years doing British black ops all around the world, secret missions.

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Speaker 7: Geez, do all these crazy missions and things in the military,

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Speaker 7: and what now You're just coming after people for rental

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Speaker 7: skis by Hey.

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Speaker 15: I watch it, mate.

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Speaker 8: I also do prank phone calls covertly on the radio.

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Speaker 8: I don't get what that has to do with this,

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Speaker 8: not the one right now from your boss owl and

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Speaker 8: you still haven't figured it out, which you should because

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Speaker 8: his voice is pretty rich.

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Speaker 7: Wait, you're breaking me now, Oh.

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Speaker 15: The genius finally picked up on it.

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Speaker 8: Because this, yeah, this is actually Jose from the radio

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Speaker 8: show Brick and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 7: Man.

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Speaker 5: We're totally doing a prank phone call on you. It's

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Speaker 5: a phone tap.

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Speaker 7: I I seriously had some goodserts from minute.

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Speaker 5: Dude, you you believe me that whole time.

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Speaker 11: I mean it was until the whole trip player that

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Speaker 11: was kind of out there, but be quiet.

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Speaker 8: That really happened. I don't appreciate it if you didn't

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Speaker 8: blow my cover on that.

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Speaker 5: All right.

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Speaker 15: I was a COVID mission, almost caught killed.

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Speaker 7: Has been working in the store for like fifty years.

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Speaker 4: It's really highly down.

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Speaker 5: He was into nang with an electric deal and a

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Speaker 5: trip wire mind.

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Speaker 8: Oh, didn't want to say trimp waya I'm at one

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Speaker 8: time he tripped and you stole.

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Speaker 7: That does make a lot more sense. He's not usually

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Speaker 7: that coordinated.

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Speaker 3: Week every morning was Boom Taps weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And one of

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Speaker 5: our listeners experienced one of the worst feelings ever on

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Speaker 5: a first date. Uh, where you're with that person at

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Speaker 5: a restaurant. Yeah, and she asks you a totally normal

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Speaker 5: question huh and you completely freeze. Oh no, We're talking,

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Speaker 5: eyes wide, fingers, fidgeting with your silverware, drool coming out

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Speaker 5: of your mouth. Oh, it's totally frozen.

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Speaker 1: Are you having a stroke?

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Speaker 5: Jeff No. And the question that he got asked was,

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Speaker 5: what's the scariest story you know?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Okay, broken? Yeah, you won't believe what he said. You'll

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Speaker 5: find out in your brand new Second Date Update Next

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Speaker 5: Second Date Updated. They say finding love is like finding

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Speaker 5: Wi Fi in the desert. It's rare, it's impossible, it's miraculous. Yes,

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Speaker 5: it's slightly alarming when it actually happens to you. And

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Speaker 5: right now, our listener Dan is out in the dating desert,

643
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Speaker 5: wandering around holding his phone up in the air, trying

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00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:36,480
Speaker 5: to get one bar of love. Oh, there it goes.

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Speaker 5: Let's see if we can try and help strengthen that

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Speaker 5: signal today with this second Date Update. Dan, Welcome to

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Speaker 5: the show.

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Speaker 11: Hey guys, thanks for taking my call.

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Speaker 7: Man.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're worried about you out there. He needs some water.

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Speaker 1: How are you doing.

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Speaker 11: Okay? Right now?

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Speaker 5: Okay, you must be feeling okay because apparently a woman

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Speaker 5: has wandered into your desert of dating.

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Speaker 1: Are you sure it's not a mirage?

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00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:00,280
Speaker 7: Oh?

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00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:03,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, what's this girl's name?

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Speaker 11: Her name's Becca.

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Speaker 5: Okay, how did you meet Becca?

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00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 17: So we were at a.

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Speaker 11: Friend's mutual gathering. Like it wasn't anything crazy, it was

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Speaker 11: just like a like a bonfire. Yeah, So we ended

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00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 11: up kind of sitting next to each other, so we

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Speaker 11: ended up chatting. You know, Your producer asked me, like,

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Speaker 11: what's stuck up about her? Stuck out about her?

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Speaker 5: What's what? But what is stuck up about her? That's

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00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 5: also a important question.

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Speaker 11: Maybe that's what it is. She's not calling me back.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, she doesn't mean anything that costs less than fifty

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Speaker 8: dollars totally.

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Speaker 5: What did you like about her?

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Speaker 11: Well, so, first of all, like the first thing I

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Speaker 11: noticed was she was wearing these like old Converse shoes

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Speaker 11: with like doodles on them. So it just real relaxed.

675
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:49,360
Speaker 11: I didn't fel like she was trying too hard. She

676
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:52,440
Speaker 11: had to killer smile as well, so I was like, man,

677
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:54,160
Speaker 11: this is like right up my alley.

678
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 1: That's cute, and the scene's kind of set for you.

679
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:58,280
Speaker 1: You're at a bonfire.

680
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:04,240
Speaker 2: You know, everybody looks good under bonfire light, darker, but

681
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:05,800
Speaker 2: to see yeah.

682
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:08,200
Speaker 11: Right, So we ended up chatting there, and then as

683
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:10,400
Speaker 11: the night was kind of getting getting done, I had

684
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:11,759
Speaker 11: asked her if she was hungry, if she wanted to

685
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:13,719
Speaker 11: go to eat, and so we went out to like

686
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:16,759
Speaker 11: a little Mexican place and.

687
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:18,320
Speaker 1: It was just you and her that went to the

688
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:19,240
Speaker 1: Mexican restaurant.

689
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,680
Speaker 11: Yeah, it was just the two of us, So you know,

690
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:24,680
Speaker 11: it was a real solid night and then kind of

691
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:26,640
Speaker 11: cooled down. So I had given her my jacket and

692
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:29,520
Speaker 11: I had walked her back to her car and I

693
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 11: told her, I said, you know, just hang out of

694
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 11: the jacket. You don't give it to me next time.

695
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,320
Speaker 5: Was that like a little plan for you to have it?

696
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:37,759
Speaker 5: It was a little move?

697
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:38,320
Speaker 7: Okay?

698
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:39,239
Speaker 3: Yeah?

699
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:41,359
Speaker 8: How did she react to you walking into her car

700
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 8: and giving her the jacket?

701
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:44,560
Speaker 5: Was she like, oh, thank you? Or was it like

702
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 5: ew no, Well, I don't know.

703
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 11: No, I mean it seemed like polite, and it seemed

704
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:52,400
Speaker 11: like she was down for it.

705
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:56,399
Speaker 2: Okay, but I will say leaving something behind oldest trick

706
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:57,920
Speaker 2: in the book when it comes to ladies.

707
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:01,920
Speaker 11: I know that p Well, she definitely knew it because

708
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,239
Speaker 11: what it is like, she took the jacket to my

709
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 11: buddy's place and dropped it off with him.

710
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:09,239
Speaker 1: I had a game head of the game.

711
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:12,120
Speaker 5: Or she's like really sweet and it's just like, oh,

712
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:13,719
Speaker 5: make sure you give this back to your friend.

713
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:14,799
Speaker 11: No, she's not.

714
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:18,919
Speaker 2: Wanted to see him again. You'd be like sweet, Yeah,

715
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:21,399
Speaker 2: now I have a reason to contact him.

716
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:25,280
Speaker 11: Yeah. So I'm just wondering, you know, what's up. What's

717
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:27,719
Speaker 11: the reason that I feel like I'm getting ghosted now.

718
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,719
Speaker 2: I will say your impromptu date is pretty impressive. Yeah,

719
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 2: Like you were pretty smooth, like prepared with the Mexican restaurant.

720
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 1: Made it all happen that night. That's awesome.

721
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:38,720
Speaker 11: I mean I was trying my best. I was trying

722
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 11: my best.

723
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 5: Okay, well, we're definitely going to try and help you

724
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:42,759
Speaker 5: here in a second. But I do feel like we

725
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,839
Speaker 5: need maybe a little bit more information because the way

726
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:48,319
Speaker 5: you paint it, it's almost too perfect. Like was there

727
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:50,800
Speaker 5: anything weird, anything awkward that happened during.

728
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:54,319
Speaker 11: The night, So really, the only thing that I can

729
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 11: think of was like around the bonfire, people were telling

730
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 11: like scary stories and things like that, and I didn't

731
00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:03,799
Speaker 11: tell one there. So while we were eating, she had

732
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 11: asked me, what's your scary story? She asked, and I froze.

733
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 11: And the only thing I could think of was not

734
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:16,399
Speaker 11: too long ago, the battery on my smoke detector died

735
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:18,399
Speaker 11: and it started beeping in the middle of the night,

736
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:20,680
Speaker 11: and it freaked me out.

737
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:24,440
Speaker 1: Oh is more of an annoying.

738
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 4: Died and was talking from the dead.

739
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:34,239
Speaker 11: Like I said, I froze just that, like, and I

740
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 11: don't know why I told that story.

741
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:38,719
Speaker 17: But that's the story that like I went with And

742
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 17: but did you guys laugh about it like we just did?

743
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 17: Or she just kind of stared at me and like

744
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:45,680
Speaker 17: we were just eating like almost like, oh, this is

745
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:46,840
Speaker 17: a scary story, like.

746
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:50,120
Speaker 5: This is a maybe she actually was scared by it.

747
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 5: She was so frightened to say, like it freaked her

748
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:56,920
Speaker 5: out for the entire rest of the time and now

749
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 5: she's worried about what you might say next.

750
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 1: Or she was hanging out a bon fire expecting to

751
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:02,839
Speaker 1: meet like a manly.

752
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 18: Guy and excuse me, scared of you can hear what

753
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 18: you're saying, I know, but like he knows, he knows

754
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,799
Speaker 18: as well being scared of fire alarms going off.

755
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 11: To be fair, I'm not scared of a fire alarm.

756
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:19,120
Speaker 11: I was frightened of a smoke alarm. They're two different things.

757
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:21,919
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, because where there's smoke, there's fire, and where

758
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 5: there's fire, there's people hooking up.

759
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:25,759
Speaker 3: With him.

760
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:28,240
Speaker 1: It's just where there's smoke, there's a dead battery.

761
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:30,480
Speaker 11: Jeff.

762
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:32,919
Speaker 5: Okay, Well, now I feel like we've got the full

763
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,760
Speaker 5: picture of the events that unfolded. There were some nice moments,

764
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:39,959
Speaker 5: there was some awkward moments. There was some bad storytelling.

765
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:42,920
Speaker 5: We'll figure out how it all comes together.

766
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you guys blame me all the time.

767
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:47,360
Speaker 5: He's the one that said that.

768
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:49,480
Speaker 1: How does it feel, Jeff, how does it feel to

769
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:50,719
Speaker 1: be attacked for what you're saying?

770
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:53,920
Speaker 5: It feels like I'm a man and this man is

771
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 5: going to really manly up what we Thank you, Jose.

772
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,319
Speaker 5: We're gonna call Alissa and try and get you your

773
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:03,920
Speaker 5: second date up date right after this hold on second

774
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:10,239
Speaker 5: date update. It was the perfect first date. You had everything,

775
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:15,840
Speaker 5: a romantic bonfire, tasty Mexican food, even a little clothing

776
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 5: swap action right hello. He tried, that is until Dan

777
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:25,280
Speaker 5: made his fatal mistake when he told his scariest story

778
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 5: about a smoke detector that ran low on battery and

779
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 5: wouldn't stop.

780
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 1: Don't repeat it, Jet, I'm gonna have nightmares.

781
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:32,840
Speaker 7: For I know.

782
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:36,840
Speaker 5: Sorry. It should have earmuffed the children and the replacement

783
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:40,880
Speaker 5: batteries were nowhere to be found. Now that Dan admits

784
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 5: wasn't his best moment. He kind of panic though, couldn't

785
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 5: think of a scary story on the spot.

786
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 2: I wish he could have laughed it off like that

787
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,399
Speaker 2: would have made it okay. You know what I mean

788
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:51,759
Speaker 2: if you that was a moment for you to be

789
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:52,719
Speaker 2: self deprecating.

790
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:54,240
Speaker 1: That was just missed.

791
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 5: But that shouldn't be so bad that Becca returned his

792
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 5: jacket the next day to his friend rather then give

793
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:01,839
Speaker 5: it to Dan face to face.

794
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:03,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you get scared for.

795
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 5: Real, buddy.

796
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 1: Maybe it wasn't that.

797
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,600
Speaker 2: Maybe Dan, it was that you weren't responsible enough to

798
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 2: replace the batteries every year.

799
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:12,880
Speaker 5: What do you think about that?

800
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 9: Dan?

801
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 5: You come across like any responsible guy.

802
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 11: That's maybe that's exactly that's what it is.

803
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, maybe, Yes, My dad tells me to do

804
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:24,160
Speaker 2: it on New Year's Day because then you'll never forget

805
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:26,520
Speaker 2: that's your battery, change your tradition.

806
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:30,319
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, this segment has officially hit a new low.

807
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:35,240
Speaker 1: Battery advice from Brooks Dawn call in, you need some batteries.

808
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:39,399
Speaker 5: Let's talk batteries. Yeah, okay, smoke detectors. Are you ready

809
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:41,960
Speaker 5: to call back here? We we got to move forward

810
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:42,680
Speaker 5: from this, right.

811
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:45,479
Speaker 11: Dan, Yeah, I'm ready. Let let's make it happen.

812
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:48,680
Speaker 5: We'll just make him relive his trauma over and over again.

813
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:52,520
Speaker 1: I was going to go to carbon monoxide horor.

814
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 2: Okay, you's got to make sure you have those as well. Okay,

815
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,080
Speaker 2: save it for new it's a silent killer.

816
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:00,239
Speaker 7: Let's just go, we go.

817
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 5: I'm just calling Becca right now.

818
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:10,919
Speaker 7: Hello.

819
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:15,600
Speaker 5: Hey, is this Becca who said, Hey, this is a

820
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:17,920
Speaker 5: radio show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

821
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:19,960
Speaker 4: Hey, Baca, good morning.

822
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:23,359
Speaker 13: Is this really a radio show?

823
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:23,879
Speaker 7: Yeah?

824
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,879
Speaker 5: I know, we exist a joke we're doing.

825
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:31,080
Speaker 4: We are also a podcast if you wanted to know.

826
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:34,120
Speaker 5: We're doing a p s A where we're calling everybody

827
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 5: in the area to make sure that they have changed

828
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 5: the batteries inside of their smoke detectors in their home.

829
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:39,279
Speaker 3: Have you done that?

830
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:43,239
Speaker 13: I don't need to do that.

831
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:46,400
Speaker 8: Oh okay, Oh you live in an apartment like me,

832
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:48,040
Speaker 8: They change our batteries for it.

833
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,719
Speaker 5: That must be nice, because apparently that wasn't the case

834
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:52,719
Speaker 5: with the guy you went out with recently named Dan.

835
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:56,319
Speaker 1: Okay, sideways for her like she doesn't know where?

836
00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:58,479
Speaker 4: Yeah, hard left.

837
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, we know the guy Dan that you met

838
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:02,800
Speaker 5: at the bonfire recently.

839
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 16: Oh that guy.

840
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:09,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, so he reached out to us about doing this

841
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:12,439
Speaker 5: thing called a second date update. We're trying to help

842
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:14,640
Speaker 5: him figure out why. After you two hung out at

843
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:17,360
Speaker 5: the Mexican restaurant and had a pretty good time together.

844
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:23,800
Speaker 5: You are not talking to him anymore, okay, Okay.

845
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:26,800
Speaker 2: I think he feels like you really avoided him because

846
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:29,360
Speaker 2: you even brought his jacket back to his buddy instead

847
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:30,279
Speaker 2: of giving it back to him.

848
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:34,439
Speaker 13: That was kind of a smooth move, but it kind

849
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:35,279
Speaker 13: of backfired.

850
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 5: Why you said the jacket backfired?

851
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:40,920
Speaker 13: Yeah, Well, I put my hand in the pocket when

852
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:45,320
Speaker 13: I got home and I found a receipt that was

853
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:49,600
Speaker 13: from earlier in the morning, the day of that same party,

854
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 13: and it was from a grocery store, but it was

855
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,719
Speaker 13: for Cotex and Pampons.

856
00:41:57,440 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 5: Oh, male products.

857
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:03,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, feminine hygiea product.

858
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:04,440
Speaker 9: That's how you say it.

859
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,920
Speaker 13: I don't even know how to say, yeah, feminine hygiene products.

860
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 2: Okay, So you're thinking, I mean I would automatically jump

861
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:11,400
Speaker 2: to he's in a relationship.

862
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 13: Yeah, thank you exactly. So I called my friend who

863
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:18,640
Speaker 13: was the host of that party, and I was like,

864
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:21,080
Speaker 13: do you know his deal? Like what is going on?

865
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 7: Yeah?

866
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:24,840
Speaker 13: And we were like trying to figure it out. Oh, honestly,

867
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,160
Speaker 13: we have no clue.

868
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you just ask him?

869
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:27,839
Speaker 7: Then?

870
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:30,600
Speaker 5: Oh it's a lie if she just asks him.

871
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,960
Speaker 2: But why would he he contacted us a huge public

872
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:34,799
Speaker 2: radio show.

873
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 5: Oh that's kind of over selling it. Well, I'd mean, yeah,

874
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:38,759
Speaker 5: that would be weird.

875
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 11: So I don't know.

876
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:40,799
Speaker 13: Maybe you can ask him.

877
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:44,239
Speaker 5: I mean, obviously he had no idea that she would

878
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:46,400
Speaker 5: be finding that receipt. He didn't like leave it their

879
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:47,000
Speaker 5: own person.

880
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:49,480
Speaker 1: It was totally innocent, and he doesn't care, like it

881
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:52,840
Speaker 1: didn't even cross his mind. He has a female roommate.

882
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's not like come up with the answers that

883
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:56,879
Speaker 5: we're going to give it to him so we could

884
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 5: use it. Because he is on the phone right.

885
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:02,320
Speaker 1: Now this I thought he was tracking his mother's cycle.

886
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:06,240
Speaker 13: No, wait, radio show or is this like a prank

887
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 13: with his friend.

888
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 5: No, he really is listening on the other line waiting

889
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:11,759
Speaker 5: to talk to you.

890
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 13: Are you serious?

891
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:16,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, Dan, this is your moment jumping anytime.

892
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 11: Hey Becca, So, uh, it's for my mom.

893
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:28,439
Speaker 2: Sound the way you said it, it's really Why would

894
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:30,880
Speaker 2: you immediately just say I'm single, I'm so.

895
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:35,360
Speaker 11: Sorry I am single, And it was for my cousin.

896
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:37,120
Speaker 7: We just.

897
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:41,960
Speaker 5: And your voice keeps going up every time you say

898
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 5: these things, Dan.

899
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 11: Okay, alright, it was it was it was for my sister.

900
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:51,720
Speaker 1: Now you're not being honest.

901
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 5: Stop messing around, what's really going on.

902
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:55,359
Speaker 13: Let's be straight with us.

903
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:58,400
Speaker 1: Yes, I like that we're together now with a listener.

904
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:01,640
Speaker 12: We're a unit now.

905
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:06,600
Speaker 5: Oh God, are we all up? Yes, I'm glad that

906
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:08,400
Speaker 5: we have you as a listener now, Becca, But I

907
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:10,480
Speaker 5: still want to hear from Dan about what's going on.

908
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:13,759
Speaker 11: Okay, Hey, you know, I said the other people because

909
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:16,600
Speaker 11: I'm kind of nervous. I feel like I feel like

910
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:17,640
Speaker 11: the real answer is.

911
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:21,120
Speaker 1: Worse in a way, worse than being in a relationship.

912
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:21,359
Speaker 9: Who.

913
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:27,720
Speaker 11: So, here's the I am single. Uh, it's relatively recent,

914
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:32,719
Speaker 11: Like my ex girlfriend and I still talk and occasionally,

915
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:37,279
Speaker 11: like I will go over and see her. And it

916
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:40,759
Speaker 11: just so happened that she had asked me before I

917
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 11: went to go see her earlier that day, that I

918
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:45,680
Speaker 11: stopped at the store and pick up some stuff for her.

919
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:50,879
Speaker 5: What His voice didn't go up at the end, though.

920
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:54,799
Speaker 1: I feel like when he says recently single, he's like, well,

921
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:57,239
Speaker 1: I literally am just texting her right now to bring

922
00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:59,560
Speaker 1: up with her. Why would you be going over to

923
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:01,160
Speaker 1: see your X frequently?

924
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:03,520
Speaker 11: I mean because I'm single.

925
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:08,840
Speaker 13: Yeah, they're like friends with benefits now, Like yeah, I mean.

926
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:13,160
Speaker 11: Yeah, that's it pretty much at this point.

927
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:17,880
Speaker 5: Okay, so you've bended the relationship but haven't fully detached.

928
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 1: That's messy, be go to join it. Well, does Becky

929
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:21,239
Speaker 1: even believe that?

930
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:24,040
Speaker 2: I mean, do you believe that he's fully single even

931
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:26,200
Speaker 2: though I mean obviously he still has some ties.

932
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:26,439
Speaker 1: With his ex?

933
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:27,880
Speaker 5: Yeah? And if you do believe it, how does it

934
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:28,840
Speaker 5: make you feel to hear that?

935
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 13: Well, honestly, I'm kind of in a similar situation.

936
00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:38,880
Speaker 1: There's some truth. So what you're hooking up with your

937
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:39,359
Speaker 1: ex too?

938
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:43,759
Speaker 13: Well, I'm single. He and I are broken up, but

939
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:47,839
Speaker 13: occasionally we'll still you know, like have dinner and oh,

940
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 13: we become like friends with benefits.

941
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you guys know each other and.

942
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:54,840
Speaker 1: You trust each other, but have your dinner and then staying.

943
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 1: It sounds like a date, you know, like that's not

944
00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:02,200
Speaker 1: just a little more intimate than jeff elevated friends with benefits?

945
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 13: Ev Yess, My question would be, if you are actively

946
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:11,920
Speaker 13: dating someone else, are you still going to be friends

947
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:14,799
Speaker 13: with benefits with your ex?

948
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:17,960
Speaker 11: I mean, if I'm dating someone and we're exclusive, we're exclusive.

949
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:18,560
Speaker 11: That's the way it is.

950
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 1: So are we both giving up our exes to go

951
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:21,799
Speaker 1: on another date.

952
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:24,160
Speaker 5: You should probably introduce your exes to each other because

953
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:25,200
Speaker 5: there might be a connection to.

954
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:28,719
Speaker 1: Everyone can up well, they don't want to ruin their

955
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:32,440
Speaker 1: fallback plan. Jeff, Yes, I.

956
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 13: Would definitely be willing to stop seeing my ex if

957
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 13: I was dating someone.

958
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:40,400
Speaker 1: So well, that's cute.

959
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:42,800
Speaker 5: Okay, I mean, wow, Dan, aren't you glad that you

960
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:45,879
Speaker 5: didn't stick with your whole sister? Answer? That definitely wouldn't work.

961
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 11: Yeah, friends, Yeah, I didn't know what she'd think about it.

962
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:55,200
Speaker 5: It is the truth, okay, Okay, Well, in that case,

963
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 5: we would like to offer to send you to out

964
00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 5: on another date and Becca, if you say yes, we

965
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:00,600
Speaker 5: are willing to pay for it.

966
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 2: Well yes, oh man, you could be in a relationship

967
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:09,560
Speaker 2: soon with a sweet man who will do.

968
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:10,800
Speaker 1: All of your errand running for you.

969
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:11,520
Speaker 9: That is nice.

970
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:13,360
Speaker 5: I do love that.

971
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 13: Can we go massages?

972
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:16,839
Speaker 3: Wait?

973
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:19,080
Speaker 1: What do you want us to pay for massages?

974
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:19,200
Speaker 3: No?

975
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:20,839
Speaker 1: Girl, this is like a dinner date.

976
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:23,160
Speaker 13: Okay, yeah, dinner date is a better idea.

977
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:25,239
Speaker 1: I don't know.

978
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:27,960
Speaker 13: I just I was just a little I jumped ahead.

979
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:31,040
Speaker 1: What gift certificates we had available?

980
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:35,320
Speaker 5: Then you can be in charge of the massage itself,

981
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:41,560
Speaker 5: like right, Okay, just don't let any romantic candles around

982
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:42,720
Speaker 5: it with that smoke detector.

983
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:46,920
Speaker 11: That rib dude, I won't wait until New Years to

984
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:48,920
Speaker 11: change the smoke check the batteries for you.

985
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:51,240
Speaker 5: I don't think she heard that part of the segment,

986
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:52,560
Speaker 5: so she doesn't know what you're talking about.

987
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 1: That was scared.

988
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:57,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

989
00:47:58,920 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 7: Wow.

990
00:47:59,239 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 5: I have never seen a random grocery store receipt bring

991
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:04,879
Speaker 5: two people together like this did.

992
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:06,880
Speaker 1: But I think we should just say it it was

993
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 1: tampons that brought them together.

994
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:11,280
Speaker 5: Really, it's amazing it bonded them. They need to actually

995
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:13,280
Speaker 5: like save that receipt, put it up in a picture

996
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 5: frame as a keepsake, a reminder of this moment.

997
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:19,399
Speaker 2: No, I mean, we'll see how easily they cut off

998
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:22,880
Speaker 2: their exits before we get into a full relationship for them.

999
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:23,440
Speaker 7: Yeah, it is.

1000
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:25,680
Speaker 5: It is funny that they were both still messing around

1001
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:28,400
Speaker 5: with their exes, not just one. They're both guilty of it.

1002
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:29,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean when you're single.

1003
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:31,880
Speaker 15: Yeah they are.

1004
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:32,319
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1005
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 5: Well, it is a good life hack for all the

1006
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:36,520
Speaker 5: ladies out there to get your exes to buy your

1007
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:37,320
Speaker 5: hygiene products.

1008
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:41,319
Speaker 2: It's so expensive, they are, They're ridiculous, right, just.

1009
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 5: So you know, that's why you want to There you go,

1010
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:47,040
Speaker 5: you learn something, and we made love happen today. So

1011
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:49,000
Speaker 5: much good stuff on the show, and there's so much

1012
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:51,800
Speaker 5: more that you can find online wherever you get your podcasts.

1013
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 5: You can find us at Brooke and.

1014
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 3: Jeffrey Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1015
00:48:57,120 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 5: Remember back in school when the biggest rush of your

1016
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:03,839
Speaker 5: life were slipping a secret note to someone in your

1017
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:07,360
Speaker 5: class that said do you like me? Circle yes or no?

1018
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 15: Or maybe?

1019
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:08,640
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1020
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:12,239
Speaker 1: What time I got one from Kyle and I just

1021
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:14,000
Speaker 1: got too nervous and I couldn't hand it back.

1022
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 5: Oh you're still holding onto that note deciding do I

1023
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:18,960
Speaker 5: like him or no?

1024
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 1: It was third grade and that was the end of

1025
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 1: our relationship.

1026
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:27,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, nothing will ever match that level of excitement from

1027
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:31,239
Speaker 5: that moment. The only thing that maybe comes close is

1028
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:34,719
Speaker 5: when you find some rando posted about you on Craigslist.

1029
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 1: Is that exciting?

1030
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:37,600
Speaker 7: Woo me?

1031
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:44,800
Speaker 5: I still got it. He's looking for you. Maybe somebody

1032
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:47,400
Speaker 5: is searching to reconnect with you, and we're going to

1033
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:50,960
Speaker 5: read them during a brand new Misconnections that's coming up

1034
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:51,719
Speaker 5: right after this.

1035
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:56,480
Speaker 3: Kitty Misconnections that was me staring.

1036
00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 5: There's only two places to find true love in this world.

1037
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:03,719
Speaker 5: One is outside Cinderella's ball when you start flirting with

1038
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:07,839
Speaker 5: her carriage driver before he turns back into a lizard. Wait,

1039
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:09,920
Speaker 5: but you know he's gonna be a lizard. Yeah, but

1040
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:15,239
Speaker 5: you know what that tongue action though. The other is

1041
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:18,360
Speaker 5: on the pages of craigslist dot org. We scour that

1042
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:20,839
Speaker 5: website every week to find the best misconnections that they

1043
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:23,879
Speaker 5: have to offer, like this first one titled you made

1044
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:26,319
Speaker 5: me feel better than any sandwich could.

1045
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:27,239
Speaker 7: Oh wow.

1046
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:28,960
Speaker 1: That comment.

1047
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:34,000
Speaker 5: Man for woman thirty two sub shop. He says, I

1048
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:37,479
Speaker 5: was getting my favorite meal from my favorite sandwich shop

1049
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:40,960
Speaker 5: when I walked in and saw you. Ah, you were

1050
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:44,080
Speaker 5: working behind the counter, and I'd never seen you before.

1051
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 5: In fact, your blonde ponytail visor combo mesmerized me so much.

1052
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:52,719
Speaker 5: I actually didn't hear what you said to me.

1053
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,680
Speaker 1: It's interesting because I guarantee she does not feel cute

1054
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:56,200
Speaker 1: in that visor.

1055
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:56,640
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1056
00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:58,759
Speaker 5: She also was like, what kind of bread would you like? Yeah,

1057
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:02,600
Speaker 5: I was just so focused on your sultry tomato colored

1058
00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:10,200
Speaker 5: lips are very hungry. Clearly I finally got my ish

1059
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:12,960
Speaker 5: together and introduce myself as the Ruben King.

1060
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:16,320
Speaker 1: Oh I mean, how could she say no to the

1061
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 1: Ruben King.

1062
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 5: Two reasons for that. One is because I always order Rubens,

1063
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:28,960
Speaker 5: and two because well, my real name is Ruben. I

1064
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:31,479
Speaker 5: know the second one isn't that impressive, but it is true.

1065
00:51:32,239 --> 00:51:34,719
Speaker 5: I could show you my birth certificate if my mom

1066
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:39,839
Speaker 5: could ever find it. Anyways, I was just standing there

1067
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:45,000
Speaker 5: babbling to you about everything and nothing when I almost forgot.

1068
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:47,680
Speaker 5: After you've made my sandwich, I asked if you could

1069
00:51:47,719 --> 00:51:54,160
Speaker 5: sprinkle a grocery store oatmeal packet inside. I love it

1070
00:51:54,239 --> 00:51:57,640
Speaker 5: when my Rubens have that brown sugar dried oatmeal twist.

1071
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,759
Speaker 4: You try it, wouldn't that dry your mouth out?

1072
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:03,040
Speaker 7: Yes?

1073
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:07,800
Speaker 5: Don't question the King. You looked at me weird, but

1074
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:08,560
Speaker 5: you did it.

1075
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:09,080
Speaker 11: Huh.

1076
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:11,880
Speaker 5: If you see this, we should go out for dinner sometime.

1077
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:14,239
Speaker 5: I know a great hot dog stand that lets you

1078
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:18,600
Speaker 5: put anything on a glizzy ye, and I mean anything.

1079
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:21,080
Speaker 1: Once you take the hot dog away, you can put

1080
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:22,080
Speaker 1: anything you want.

1081
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:23,200
Speaker 4: Make them do it?

1082
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:24,239
Speaker 7: Make them?

1083
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:28,480
Speaker 5: Did you make a Ruben that signs the Ruben King?

1084
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 1: Jeff put on a sour kraut.

1085
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:34,479
Speaker 5: Boy, Let's go to your nest. Misconnection titled you blew

1086
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:39,040
Speaker 5: me away? Woman for man twenty five bubble Festival. Oh,

1087
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:43,800
Speaker 5: she says, I was at Bubblefest with some of my

1088
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:46,920
Speaker 5: girlfriends last weekend, and normally I would have been so

1089
00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:50,040
Speaker 5: upset that some snot nosed shin kicker got a bubble

1090
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:53,719
Speaker 5: wand stuck in my hair. But it was all worth

1091
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:55,279
Speaker 5: it when you came over to.

1092
00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:59,400
Speaker 1: Help wait some bubble. Someone's going to Bubblefest, not expecting

1093
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:00,480
Speaker 1: it to be all children.

1094
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:03,840
Speaker 5: You called me down with your goofy face and rainbow

1095
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:07,600
Speaker 5: colored mustache. Turns out you were a professional bubble blower.

1096
00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:09,320
Speaker 5: I had no idea.

1097
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:13,080
Speaker 1: Those people are so impressive though professional. Yes, they like

1098
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:15,520
Speaker 1: get hired for parties and stuff, and they like they

1099
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:17,200
Speaker 1: blow bubbles and bubbles and bubbles.

1100
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:20,800
Speaker 5: That's way cooler than the balloon animal. Yes, Brook's definitely

1101
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:25,160
Speaker 5: hooked up with a bubble bro. She goes on with

1102
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:27,440
Speaker 5: a few shakes of your wrist and a hair twirl

1103
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:31,200
Speaker 5: that had me say, oh lord, you freed the wand

1104
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:34,800
Speaker 5: from my locks like a bomb technician, diffusing a glitter grenade.

1105
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:38,600
Speaker 5: You got the I thought you'd just walk away after

1106
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:41,640
Speaker 5: saving me from my soapy doom, but no, you stuck

1107
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:44,880
Speaker 5: around making giant bubbles that floated over the crowd like

1108
00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:46,400
Speaker 5: slow motion fireworks.

1109
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:47,440
Speaker 1: Oh that's nice.

1110
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:47,840
Speaker 15: Wow.

1111
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:51,600
Speaker 5: You told me you'd been training for years, which sounded ridiculous,

1112
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:55,160
Speaker 5: but then you made that square bubble inside another bubble

1113
00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:58,160
Speaker 5: and I fainted.

1114
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:00,760
Speaker 1: I'm bringing hose bubble fastness.

1115
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:05,160
Speaker 5: I didn't catch your name, bubble man, but I definitely

1116
00:54:05,239 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 5: caught your vibe. If you remember the girl with the

1117
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 5: wand tangled in her hair who wouldn't stop laughing at

1118
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:15,319
Speaker 5: your serious bubble artist face, that was me. Write me back,

1119
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:18,440
Speaker 5: because let's be real, we're basically married now in the

1120
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:22,640
Speaker 5: eyes of the bubble gods that signed Lisa.

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Speaker 1: It's interesting ceremony that the bubble gods had. It sounds like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: do you pop the bubble get the out of her hair.

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Speaker 1: That's all you gotta do.

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Speaker 5: Let's go to your next misconnection titled Chariots of Desire

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Speaker 5: for Woman forty four Downtown carriage ride Last weekend, I

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Speaker 5: rented a horse drawn carriage to take my fiance and

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00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:47,040
Speaker 5: myself down Main Street to our favorite restaurant for our

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Speaker 5: fifth anniversary misconnections.

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Speaker 1: If you have a fiance.

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Speaker 5: Dot dot, I should really say ex fiance, because that

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00:54:57,400 --> 00:55:01,080
Speaker 5: be dumped me two days before we didn't want to

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Speaker 5: lose the reservation.

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Speaker 9: Oh I see.

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Speaker 5: So there I was sitting in the carriage but grudgingly

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00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:12,760
Speaker 5: waiting for her, trying to be strong and not cry,

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Speaker 5: when all of a sudden, you hopped into the seat

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Speaker 5: next to me, barefoot and I'm assuming homeless. You hissed

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00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:24,560
Speaker 5: cops are right behind me, then grabbed the reins and

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Speaker 5: somehow made the horse barrel down Main Street like we

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Speaker 5: were starring in an action for you know, he continues.

1141
00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 5: You ducked behind me when a police car honked, and

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Speaker 5: even tried to shove a half eaten sandwich into my

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00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:43,840
Speaker 5: hands for emergency rations. I had no choice but to

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Speaker 5: go along. By the time the horse did a sidestep

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Speaker 5: around a hot dog cart, I realized I had absolutely

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00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:54,600
Speaker 5: no idea who you were, and also that I kind

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00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:58,440
Speaker 5: of loved it. If you see this, let's skip the

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00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:02,920
Speaker 5: heists next time and just grab coffee. Still clipping along,

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00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:05,160
Speaker 5: signed recently single.

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Speaker 1: Cops never caught up with a horse carriage. She's in

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Speaker 1: jail and that's why she's respond adventure.

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00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:16,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, don't ask questions, just accept love in all of

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00:56:16,719 --> 00:56:17,280
Speaker 5: its forms.

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00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:19,239
Speaker 1: Brook going to movies made after them?

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00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:22,520
Speaker 5: Oh, those are your Craigslist misconnections.

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00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:24,000
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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00:56:32,719 --> 00:56:35,759
Speaker 5: Brook's been facing a lot of familiar foes as of late.

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Speaker 5: Even though she probably won't remember Chris, she did play

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Speaker 5: him back in August.

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Speaker 15: I totally remember in a battle that lived on in infamy.

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00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:52,719
Speaker 5: Wow, Chris got four correct and Brooke got five. Oh Man,

1162
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:55,200
Speaker 5: an epic fight to the death.

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Speaker 7: But now.

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00:56:57,440 --> 00:57:00,879
Speaker 1: He's back to life, resuscitated.

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00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:04,640
Speaker 5: Yes, looking to take Brooke down once and for all. Chris,

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Speaker 5: Welcome back to the hallowed battlegrounds.

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Speaker 7: Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: What was the afterlife like, Chris?

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00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:13,719
Speaker 11: You know it was harsh, it was.

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Speaker 7: But I'm ready.

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Speaker 14: I'm I'm motivated.

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Speaker 7: I'm ready to come back and do well.

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Speaker 1: And do the thing.

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Speaker 11: Yes.

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00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:25,000
Speaker 5: Well, has that to make it sound better? Yes, we'll

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00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:27,840
Speaker 5: do a tiger roar right after he says do better'd

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00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:32,320
Speaker 5: be like, I'm gonna do better? All right? Chris Brook

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00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:34,840
Speaker 5: has fled the studio in fear of you, so we're

1179
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:38,880
Speaker 5: off to a good start. You got thirty seconds. Answer

1180
00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:41,000
Speaker 5: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1181
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,240
Speaker 5: you can say past. But you have to beat her

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00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:43,760
Speaker 5: out right if you want to win. Are you ready?

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00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:45,200
Speaker 7: Thanks? I'll do my best.

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00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:48,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, you got this, Chris, Let's go. Your time starts now.

1185
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:51,600
Speaker 5: What popular social media platform was launched on this day

1186
00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:56,120
Speaker 5: in twenty ten? On Instagram at Disneyland. The ride It's

1187
00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:59,320
Speaker 5: a Small World last ten fifteen or twenty minutes long?

1188
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:02,840
Speaker 5: Tenn Which month has the fewest days?

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00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:04,720
Speaker 7: Oh, February.

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Speaker 5: Name the zodiac sign that's symbolized by a pair of

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00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:10,720
Speaker 5: scales at libra. Which one of these is considered a

1192
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:13,520
Speaker 5: stone fruit? Strawberries, peaches or apples?

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00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:14,440
Speaker 7: Peaches?

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00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:17,040
Speaker 5: Did the world record for longest hiccupspree last more or

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00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:18,000
Speaker 5: less than a decade?

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00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:19,480
Speaker 11: Plunder?

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00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:24,439
Speaker 5: Whoa he showed up? Really meaning business today? I could

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Speaker 5: tell well, Don Brooks's gonna come back into the studio.

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Speaker 5: And I don't know if you've been listening to the

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Speaker 5: show lately, Chris, but Brooke does not want to ask

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Speaker 5: anything about your personal life anymore.

1202
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:36,840
Speaker 1: The personal life.

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00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:39,320
Speaker 2: It's just not asking people about their job every time,

1204
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:41,480
Speaker 2: because I don't think a job should define who you are,

1205
00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:42,480
Speaker 2: Jeff exactly.

1206
00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:45,320
Speaker 5: She doesn't care about you or what you do, Chris.

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00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:48,280
Speaker 5: The only thing that I'm going to bring up is

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Speaker 5: that Chris is a fan of fall fruits.

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00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:51,880
Speaker 1: Ooh, what's your faith?

1210
00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:54,520
Speaker 5: You have any any specifics.

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00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:59,520
Speaker 17: Like pumpkins and apple about summer fruits, right, all peaches

1212
00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:01,680
Speaker 17: and water and you know, all the good stuff.

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00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:04,360
Speaker 11: We'll say we are growing an orange tree.

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00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:05,600
Speaker 13: If you can believe it.

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Speaker 11: That's al Yeah, it's a hard climate.

1216
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:11,160
Speaker 16: So yeah, it's grown outside.

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00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:12,520
Speaker 7: It made it through one winter, so.

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Speaker 5: Good luck. There's the tiniest most sour oranges. Yes, horses

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00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:21,360
Speaker 5: like a Granny Smith apple.

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00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:23,400
Speaker 1: The Northwest known for oranges.

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Speaker 5: Well, best of luck to you and your orange tree.

1222
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:29,040
Speaker 5: Now it's Brooks turn Brook.

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00:59:29,120 --> 00:59:29,640
Speaker 7: Are you ready?

1224
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:30,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's funny.

1225
00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:33,920
Speaker 5: Your time starts now. What popular social media platform was

1226
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:38,520
Speaker 5: launched on this day in twenty ten? Twitter at Disneyland.

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00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:41,600
Speaker 5: The ride It's a small world lasts ten to fifteen

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00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:45,680
Speaker 5: or twenty minutes long fifteen. Which month has the fewest days?

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00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:46,960
Speaker 1: February.

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00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:50,640
Speaker 5: Name the zodiac sign that's symbolized by a pair of scales,

1231
00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:55,960
Speaker 5: oh Libra. Which one of these is considered a stone fruit, strawberries, peaches,

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Speaker 5: or apples. Did the world record for the longest hiccupspree

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Speaker 5: last more or less than a decade?

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Speaker 1: I hope not more, but I think more. That's crazy

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01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:06,360
Speaker 1: that'd be so annoying.

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Speaker 5: We'll find out the answers in just the second. First,

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01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:10,520
Speaker 5: let's head on over to the scoreboard to see how

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01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:11,320
Speaker 5: you did with Jose.

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01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:13,480
Speaker 1: I want to be addicted.

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Speaker 5: That's right, Chris, you did great, brother, you got five correct?

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01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:24,800
Speaker 1: You did bring a fire Chris one raw. I don't know.

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01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:31,400
Speaker 1: I did some guessing in there. Brook yes, also far well,

1243
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:33,080
Speaker 1: that's wild. Did we get the same ones?

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01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:33,320
Speaker 2: Right?

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01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:33,640
Speaker 3: No?

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01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:38,360
Speaker 5: You got one wrong else. Brook has banished Chris back

1247
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:40,680
Speaker 5: to hades again. I'm sorry, man. Let's go over the

1248
01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:43,880
Speaker 5: answers for everyone. A popular social media platform launched on

1249
01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:46,560
Speaker 5: this day in twenty ten would be Instagram. Oh yeah,

1250
01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:49,520
Speaker 5: Twitter was actually before then, in two thousand and six

1251
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:53,280
Speaker 5: at Disneyland, the right, It's a small world, last fifteen

1252
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:57,440
Speaker 5: minutes long. It's actually still not the longest ride at Disneyland.

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01:00:57,520 --> 01:01:00,760
Speaker 5: That would go to Rise of the Resistance eighteen minutes.

1254
01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:03,520
Speaker 5: It just which has the fewest days. That would be

1255
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:07,200
Speaker 5: February with only twenty eight days twenty nine on leap years.

1256
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:09,560
Speaker 5: The zodiac signed with a pair of scales as its

1257
01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:14,520
Speaker 5: symbol would be Libra represent balance, harmony in fairness, which

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01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:16,479
Speaker 5: one of these is considered a stone fruit that would

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01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:18,880
Speaker 5: be peaches because it has a stone shaped pit in

1260
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:23,320
Speaker 5: the middle and to grow. The longest hiccup spree lasted

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01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:28,560
Speaker 5: more than a decade, much more, actually, sixty eight years

1262
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:31,600
Speaker 5: by an American farmer named Charles Osborne.

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01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:32,440
Speaker 3: We're Charles.

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01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:36,240
Speaker 5: He began hiccuping in nineteen twenty two and it never

1265
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:38,040
Speaker 5: stopped until nineteen nineties.

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Speaker 11: No, is this the point where Brooke gets tested for

1267
01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:41,120
Speaker 11: pads here?

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01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:44,440
Speaker 5: Probably sure she's juicing?

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01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:46,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, sure, I just played wordle when I walked

1270
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Speaker 1: out into the hallway. I finally got it right.

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01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:50,760
Speaker 5: We'll draw her blood later and test it. But in

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01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:53,360
Speaker 5: the meantime, Chris, I'm sorry, was not enough to win.

1273
01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:55,640
Speaker 5: The good news is just for playing. We're gonna be

1274
01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:58,600
Speaker 5: a pair of tickets to see K pop Supergroup seventeen

1275
01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:01,560
Speaker 5: at the Tacoma Dome on Saturday, October eleventh.

1276
01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:03,200
Speaker 12: Yeah that sounds great.

1277
01:02:04,040 --> 01:02:06,800
Speaker 1: All right, Well, hey, call back, try again. I mean,

1278
01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:07,680
Speaker 1: it's gonna be the same.

1279
01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:09,720
Speaker 5: Result, But do you know I thought it was a

1280
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:12,680
Speaker 5: lot of fun. Okay, Chris n you're walking back on

1281
01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:14,680
Speaker 5: the show anytime. We're gonna do win Brooks Bucks same

1282
01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:15,400
Speaker 5: time tomorrow.

1283
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Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,