Speaker 1: We know it's never gonna end well. When a listener
Speaker 1: gets their dating advice from the internet, it's just it's
Speaker 1: how it goes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, although that's our listeners right now listening to our
Speaker 2: show on podcasts.
Speaker 1: I feel like they're learning more what not to do
Speaker 1: instead of what to do. But yeah, he got a
Speaker 1: pickup line or a pickup method, I guess, I would say,
Speaker 1: from from the worldwide wag and he gave it a try.
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Speaker 3: All Right, Here we go.
Speaker 1: Episode starts right now.
Speaker 3: The second date up date. What do you do if
Speaker 3: you've been single for the last few years, You've been
Speaker 3: on over a day dozen dates on a dozen different
Speaker 3: dating apps, and absolutely nothing has stuck. God, oh, Jo,
Speaker 3: you'd have to actually leave your house in order for
Speaker 3: that to count. As you could become a monk and
Speaker 3: take a vow of celibacy to make it seem like
Speaker 3: it was all your idea the whole time, like.
Speaker 1: Some of those places beautiful views.
Speaker 3: All virgins up there. Or you could do the most
Speaker 3: frightening thing in the world, like our listener Rob did,
Speaker 3: and meet someone in real life. People don't actually do
Speaker 3: that anymore. Actually, Rob, you scare me. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 4: You.
Speaker 1: That's exciting that, you know. I feel like we've heard
Speaker 1: a couple of these stories lately. Maybe people are going
Speaker 1: back to this trend.
Speaker 3: It's either exciting than a real low moment in your life.
Speaker 4: So which was No, I'm like you said, I'm just
Speaker 4: completely done with the apps, Like no one ever wants
Speaker 4: to meet up. It's just a waste of my time.
Speaker 1: Okay, So what'd you do to meet somebody in person?
Speaker 1: What was your trick?
Speaker 4: Well, normally, how I would try to meet someone, I'd
Speaker 4: be like, if you know you were a vegetable, you'd
Speaker 4: be a cute cumber. Oh, I'll say that on a
Speaker 4: dating app and stuff, And I mean sometimes they'll work,
Speaker 4: they'll respond to me, and sometimes it just it just won't.
Speaker 1: It's pretty not just like.
Speaker 3: Jokes like bad jokes, it's pretty cheesy. Yeah yeah, Oh,
Speaker 3: maybe that was a little bit too high brow that
Speaker 3: they don't understand it. Yeah. I mean it's like vegetables
Speaker 3: and cute.
Speaker 4: One another one that I've tried before that sometimes works.
Speaker 4: Excuse me, you seem to have dropped something. Oh oh,
Speaker 4: it's your standards. Can I buy you a drink?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Sounds like that to yourself. Yeah, I mean, I'm starting
Speaker 1: to feel like it's not the app's fault that you're
Speaker 1: not needing a lot of people. It's the wrong girl.
Speaker 4: You need a girl who's like loves that silly stuff. Brother,
Speaker 4: That's what I'm hoping to find here.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, so you said that's what you used to do.
Speaker 3: Those were your old strategies. Do you mean that you
Speaker 3: have like a new thing that you were trying.
Speaker 4: Yeah. So I found this city online and there was
Speaker 4: this guy who said that there's just one like super
Speaker 4: simple trick that you have to do.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, everybody listening right this time.
Speaker 4: So you're at like a bar or something. You walk
Speaker 4: like right next to her and then you lean over
Speaker 4: to the bartender and you just say I'll have an
Speaker 4: old Fashion, She'll have a rainbow lemon drop, and then
Speaker 4: just say put it on my tab and then just
Speaker 4: walk away.
Speaker 5: Wait, what she's like.
Speaker 1: You drink yeah, and a gross free drink, Like you
Speaker 1: get a good old fashion and she gets a rainbow
Speaker 1: lemon drop.
Speaker 4: Well, I think it's just any drink, right, Like you
Speaker 4: don't always have.
Speaker 3: To be Yeah, you don't have to stick with the
Speaker 3: The lingo remonds off, just like some sort of free
Speaker 3: drink for her. I'm getting something for me, put it
Speaker 3: on my tab and then you walk away.
Speaker 1: Wait, and you think she wants to date ux you
Speaker 1: bought her free drinks. No, but it's a mystery, so
Speaker 1: you're gonna follow him to find out who he is.
Speaker 2: No, that's the best part, not having to talk to
Speaker 2: the guy who you drink.
Speaker 4: Yeah. No, the guy in the video said that, I'm
Speaker 4: just like you said. It kind of creates a mystery.
Speaker 4: You know. She's like, she's just gonna start thinking about
Speaker 4: you and thinking about you.
Speaker 3: Different than most guys to buy people drinks, because most
Speaker 3: guys will do it and then stick around and be like,
Speaker 3: all right, I bought you something, Now you owe me
Speaker 3: like ten minutes of time. So did you do this
Speaker 3: out in the real world?
Speaker 4: So I actually just tried it the other night and
Speaker 4: it worked, damn.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: Her name was Camilla.
Speaker 1: Camilla. How long did it take for Camilla to get
Speaker 1: the drink and go find you?
Speaker 4: Literally five minutes? Like she had not finished the drink
Speaker 4: she had it in her hand when she walked up
Speaker 4: to me. Okay, wow, Well, every time she looks down
Speaker 4: at the drinks, she's thinking of you.
Speaker 2: Well, you must attractive, because she wouldn't.
Speaker 3: Do that if it's not attractive.
Speaker 1: Like Jeff said, it's so nice not to owe anybody anything, Yeah,
Speaker 1: for something, you know, Like it's such a relief, probably
Speaker 1: to her.
Speaker 3: And I don't think it has anything to do with attractiveness.
Speaker 3: It's just like the mystery of it. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 3: a it's like an ugly guy gave you a drink
Speaker 3: and then walked away. You'd probably be.
Speaker 5: Like, huh, I wouldn't go talk to him.
Speaker 1: No, yeah I would.
Speaker 3: But it worked for Rob. So how long did you
Speaker 3: guys talk?
Speaker 4: We were talking for like maybe ten minutes or so.
Speaker 4: She said she was waiting for a friend. So when
Speaker 4: her friend came, she did have to leave.
Speaker 3: But oh, okay, so she was just I did give.
Speaker 4: Her or if she gave me my number, she gave
Speaker 4: me her number.
Speaker 3: Yeah scary if she gave you your number.
Speaker 4: Number and I text her and she like replied right
Speaker 4: then just like got it. So I know she didn't
Speaker 4: give me a fake number.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, wait, did you guys go on on a date?
Speaker 4: I have not heard from her. I tried texting her.
Speaker 4: They try to cut something up and I've got nothing.
Speaker 1: Okay. And so the guy in the video on YouTube
Speaker 1: that you watch, he didn't have any phone.
Speaker 4: There was no part too. No.
Speaker 3: Yes, but a ten minute conversation is basically like a
Speaker 3: long term relationship in the modern dat wora, you've been
Speaker 3: together for a very long time. Yeah, but I guess
Speaker 3: we should ask do we know one hundred percent that
Speaker 3: this Camilla girl was single?
Speaker 1: Oh that is a risk in this one because you
Speaker 1: you buy him a drink before you hit on, you know,
Speaker 1: before you talk to us.
Speaker 4: True, I mean that is straight out ask her. But
Speaker 4: she was definitely like leaning into it. I feel like
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 3: But if she if she was in a relationship, she
Speaker 3: probably wouldn't have like walked across and tracked you down,
Speaker 3: like struck up a conversation.
Speaker 4: And her friend was there.
Speaker 3: How long has it been since that bar interaction?
Speaker 4: About four days now, Okay, not that long.
Speaker 1: How many texts have you sent?
Speaker 4: Uh? Possibly like five or six?
Speaker 1: Okay, she's line of maybe too many, but.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe she's gaming you back. Maybe this is like
Speaker 3: a girl's strategy to pick the guy back up after
Speaker 3: you pick her up. But we'll find out. We'll come back, He'll.
Speaker 4: Call radio stations.
Speaker 3: All going according to plan, and we come back and
Speaker 3: call Camilla try and get your second date update right
Speaker 3: after this second date update. Welcome my friends to today's
Speaker 3: special edition of How to Seduce a Beautiful Woman Without
Speaker 3: speaking a word to her. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 3: the Bedroom. Today's pick up strategy comes from our listener Rob,
Speaker 3: who tried something that he found in an online video
Speaker 3: where if you're at a.
Speaker 1: Bar with that voice and when you say online it
Speaker 1: sounds like something we shouldn't be talking.
Speaker 3: It's not like that, but you just you go up
Speaker 3: next to the woman that you like, You don't talk
Speaker 3: to her, just order yourself a drink, then without asking,
Speaker 3: order her a drink and simply smile and walk away
Speaker 3: and let the miss do the work for you. Yes,
Speaker 3: And that was different from Rob's previous strategy, which was
Speaker 3: to basically use cheesy pickup lines like if you were
Speaker 3: a vegetable, I'd say you were a cute cumber.
Speaker 1: We started talking to Rob and he's like, yeah, it
Speaker 1: didn't work for twelve years. Yeah, twelve years of the
Speaker 1: same thing.
Speaker 3: He decided to try something different and it worked. Yeah,
Speaker 3: kind of.
Speaker 1: I'll approached him and they talked for ten minutes. She
Speaker 1: didn't give her a number, but now she's.
Speaker 3: Not calling him back. But overall, I mean after learning
Speaker 3: that move, Rob, do you feel like you're more confident
Speaker 3: in yourself?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I think I do. The fact that
Speaker 4: she walked up to me, like, that's just crazy.
Speaker 3: You think she's a psychopath?
Speaker 1: What you're saying, I think crazy in a good way too, okay, good,
Speaker 1: not crazy in a.
Speaker 3: Bad way, crazy in love? Like yeah, yeah, okay, we're
Speaker 3: gonna call her right now. And remember, Rob, wait till
Speaker 3: we call you in in order to jump on. Okay,
Speaker 3: We've got a lot of people just springing on the
Speaker 3: line without permission, So I have some self control.
Speaker 6: Over there.
Speaker 4: I got it.
Speaker 1: He really feels like a wildcard.
Speaker 3: Jeff All right, here we go. Hello, Hey is this Camilla?
Speaker 5: Yes? It is Who's.
Speaker 3: We're a radio station called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Camilla.
Speaker 5: Okay, how can I how can I help you guys?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, you went out with a guy who listens
Speaker 3: to our show.
Speaker 1: I don't know if i'd say that, I would say
Speaker 1: you met a guy at a bar who listens to
Speaker 1: our show.
Speaker 3: His name is Rob, and you guys met like four
Speaker 3: nights ago ish.
Speaker 1: Yeah remember?
Speaker 5: Oh okay, yeah, no, I I know who you're talking about.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, Well Rob, he he bought you a drink
Speaker 3: and you guys ended up talking for a few minutes
Speaker 3: until your friend got there, and he knows.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like a lot of time together, but you know,
Speaker 1: he was impressed by who you were.
Speaker 3: We're just wondering what were your thoughts about Rob?
Speaker 5: He was he was nice?
Speaker 3: Uh okay. We always have a bad reaction when the
Speaker 3: only thing that they say is nice.
Speaker 1: First. I just want to hear, like when he went
Speaker 1: up to the bar and he bought you a drink
Speaker 1: without saying anything, what was going through your head?
Speaker 5: Honestly, I've never had something like that happen to me before,
Speaker 5: so I was kind of just like, well, he was
Speaker 5: a little timid about it at first, so I didn't
Speaker 5: honestly know fully if he was talking to me or
Speaker 5: about me at first. But then there really was no
Speaker 5: one else around us, and he just walked away and
Speaker 5: there was a drink there for me, So I was
Speaker 5: I was intrigued. I was confused, but I was intrigued.
Speaker 3: So it came how we wanted you to feel.
Speaker 4: That worked.
Speaker 1: But what's crazy is it came across as timid to you,
Speaker 1: not as like uber confident of.
Speaker 4: It was like the trick.
Speaker 3: Maybe he should have done like the Superman pose when
Speaker 3: he ordered it, like I shall have an old fashioned
Speaker 3: and she shall have a lemon drop without help.
Speaker 5: Uh no, I probably would not have gotten the conversation
Speaker 5: out of me from that.
Speaker 1: Okay, So it's not bad what he did.
Speaker 3: I mean, we're confused, why you're not responding?
Speaker 5: Well, Okay, So I was there waiting for my friend
Speaker 5: and he told us that. Okay, So when she got there,
Speaker 5: we left, we went and did our own thing.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 5: But you know how I said I had never had
Speaker 5: someone do something like that before. I can't say that
Speaker 5: anymore obviously because of Rob, But I would also have
Speaker 5: like three more Nichols if I said I had a
Speaker 5: nickel every time that's happened to me.
Speaker 1: Since, what what do you mean you got? I think
Speaker 1: she means that other people did that for her.
Speaker 5: The same night, the same exact night, these two other
Speaker 5: guys came up and did the exact same thing to us,
Speaker 5: both me and my friend.
Speaker 3: They stole Rob's move. They probably saw Rob do that
Speaker 3: across the bar, and oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's a different bar. Did you but
Speaker 1: did you go talk to the other two guys? I
Speaker 1: mean you only went and talked to Rob right.
Speaker 5: Well, the second guy that did it, I was like,
Speaker 5: I got to ask, where is this coming from? Because
Speaker 5: obviously I'm not saying that Rob is not possibly a
Speaker 5: trendsetter in his own circles of life, but I don't
Speaker 5: think I would be giving him credit for it if I.
Speaker 3: Had to guess, doesn't seem did the guy answer?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What he say?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: He he literally pulled it up on his phone and
Speaker 5: showed me this like Instagram reel.
Speaker 1: So another guy ruined it for our guy Because if
Speaker 1: you hadn't known that. If that hadn't happened, would you
Speaker 1: have contacted Rob?
Speaker 6: I mean maybe, But I was just like, Okay, we
Speaker 6: can work with Maybe, And I think Rob can probably
Speaker 6: work with Maybe too, because he just might be on
Speaker 6: the other line right now, listening and wanting to talk
Speaker 6: to you, Camilla, quick, nonchalant bro, Rob.
Speaker 4: You there, Yeah, I'm here, and look, Camilla, I am.
Speaker 4: I'm honestly embarrassed. I'm sorry I did. I saw it
Speaker 4: on a TikTok video. I was just nervous and like,
Speaker 4: you were really pretty. I just kind of wanted to
Speaker 4: see if it work.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but like how many girls did you try that on?
Speaker 4: It was just you. You were the first one and
Speaker 4: I got your number and I was so happy and
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, that's cute.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I feel like I feel like some red flags are
Speaker 5: popping up on.
Speaker 3: My radar here, like what you feel like Rob's a player?
Speaker 1: Like that wasn't sincere?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5: At first, you think, Okay, this guy's buying me a
Speaker 5: drink and seems nice and seems cool, and then you
Speaker 5: find out that it's just some dumb guy on YouTube
Speaker 5: or TikTok or instant whatever, being like this is how
Speaker 5: you pick up jukes.
Speaker 1: That was a really good impression. And I've never even
Speaker 1: seen the video.
Speaker 3: I want you to do the videos. I do follow
Speaker 3: that guy though, he's pretty good.
Speaker 4: I did see you across the bar, though, and like
Speaker 4: I chose you. I thought you were so cute for
Speaker 4: a distance and when I got up to you, like
Speaker 4: if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cucumber or something.
Speaker 3: Wait did you Oh.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, no, no, that that was funny like that.
Speaker 5: That's way more you than then the lemon drop. Wait,
Speaker 5: that's how you sh That's how you should have come
Speaker 5: up to me.
Speaker 4: It seems like you dropped something just now because oh wait,
Speaker 4: it's your standard.
Speaker 3: Where was this guy, Rob?
Speaker 5: Where was this guy?
Speaker 1: This is definitely him?
Speaker 4: Wow, I guess I'm just a thief because I'm here
Speaker 4: to steal your heart.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, wait, wait a minute, you might be taking
Speaker 5: it too far.
Speaker 3: I don't think any of us can take any more
Speaker 3: of this conversation. I think we just need to offer
Speaker 3: to send you guys out on another date that we
Speaker 3: would pay for. If you don't do it, I'm going
Speaker 3: to marry this man.
Speaker 1: You can have just become like the cutest couple we've
Speaker 1: ever had on the.
Speaker 3: Show, A cucumber couple.
Speaker 4: God, that's my that's I'm I'm I'm pattening that.
Speaker 3: By the way, that's all right. We would like to
Speaker 3: send you out on another date with Rob or I guess,
Speaker 3: on your first official date with Rob.
Speaker 5: If you're up for it, you promise not to just
Speaker 5: try to buy me a Womon drop and be all mysterious.
Speaker 4: I can't promise that I won't say some more cheesy lines,
Speaker 4: but I will. I won't get you a lemon drop.
Speaker 1: Okay, he'll be himself. That's so sweet.
Speaker 5: Perfect I am. I am not lactose and tolerant. I
Speaker 5: want to all the cheese.
Speaker 6: You love it?
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 5: God, Yeah it was Guda.
Speaker 3: Okay. I can't get off the phone with you fast enough.
Speaker 3: We're so happy for it. Congratulations. Please keep us updated,
Speaker 3: but only through email.
Speaker 1: Please freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, how weird was that? I thought it
Speaker 3: was so cute.
Speaker 1: You thought it was weird?
Speaker 3: Well, just that it works?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I just thought like it was just
Speaker 1: proof that he should have just been himself in the
Speaker 1: beginning and it all would have been so much better.
Speaker 3: But the hardest part about the call is like we
Speaker 3: couldn't say anything to blow his oh about.
Speaker 1: The one like that he just came up with that
Speaker 1: one line on the side.
Speaker 3: Because in part one he said that those are the
Speaker 3: cheesy lines about the cucumber. Those used to be his
Speaker 3: go to before he tried.
Speaker 1: I mean, why would we call him out on that?
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, there was just no way to bring.
Speaker 1: It in harmless exactly.
Speaker 3: Like we were going to blow up his spot. But
Speaker 3: it's just crazy that the old stuff worked on this
Speaker 3: new girl.
Speaker 1: Before the next day, I can tell you right now
Speaker 1: he is ferociously googling new pickup lines to come.
Speaker 3: Up with as cheesy as they can go because she
Speaker 3: loved it. Maybe the key is he was doing them
Speaker 3: over text and d MS and those types of things
Speaker 3: only work in person.
Speaker 1: Okay maybe, And I think I'm going to go back
Speaker 1: to just be yourself, but sure, yea yeah.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, don't steal other people's jokes, try and
Speaker 3: be as original as you can. I think that's the
Speaker 3: lesson that we learned. And another lesson that you learned
Speaker 3: is you can always email us for help with your
Speaker 3: dating life. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.