WEBVTT - Second Date Update Classic: Cutecumber Couple

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<v Speaker 1>We know it's never gonna end well. When a listener

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<v Speaker 1>gets their dating advice from the internet, it's just it's

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<v Speaker 1>how it goes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, although that's our listeners right now listening to our

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<v Speaker 2>show on podcasts.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like they're learning more what not to do

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<v Speaker 1>instead of what to do. But yeah, he got a

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<v Speaker 1>pickup line or a pickup method, I guess, I would say,

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<v Speaker 1>from from the worldwide wag and he gave it a try.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, listen see if you want to give this

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<v Speaker 1>a world too. It's about to start Happy Black Friday. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>do you have any comments, Alexis.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Vince said, my son and I listened to this

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<v Speaker 2>show and we absolutely love it. Ten and every morning

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<v Speaker 2>he goes, we need to watch Brooke and Jeffrey in

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<v Speaker 2>the morning. That's right, and he'll echo the morning like

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<v Speaker 2>it does on the show that goes Brook and Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 2>in the morning, Good morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that.

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<v Speaker 3>All Right, Here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Episode starts right now.

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<v Speaker 3>The second date up date. What do you do if

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<v Speaker 3>you've been single for the last few years, You've been

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<v Speaker 3>on over a day dozen dates on a dozen different

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<v Speaker 3>dating apps, and absolutely nothing has stuck. God, oh, Jo,

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<v Speaker 3>you'd have to actually leave your house in order for

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<v Speaker 3>that to count. As you could become a monk and

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<v Speaker 3>take a vow of celibacy to make it seem like

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<v Speaker 3>it was all your idea the whole time, like.

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<v Speaker 1>Some of those places beautiful views.

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<v Speaker 3>All virgins up there. Or you could do the most

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<v Speaker 3>frightening thing in the world, like our listener Rob did,

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<v Speaker 3>and meet someone in real life. People don't actually do

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<v Speaker 3>that anymore. Actually, Rob, you scare me. Welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 4>You.

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<v Speaker 1>That's exciting that, you know. I feel like we've heard

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of these stories lately. Maybe people are going

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<v Speaker 1>back to this trend.

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<v Speaker 3>It's either exciting than a real low moment in your life.

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<v Speaker 4>So which was No, I'm like you said, I'm just

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<v Speaker 4>completely done with the apps, Like no one ever wants

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<v Speaker 4>to meet up. It's just a waste of my time.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So what'd you do to meet somebody in person?

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<v Speaker 1>What was your trick?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, normally, how I would try to meet someone, I'd

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<v Speaker 4>be like, if you know you were a vegetable, you'd

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<v Speaker 4>be a cute cumber. Oh, I'll say that on a

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<v Speaker 4>dating app and stuff, And I mean sometimes they'll work,

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<v Speaker 4>they'll respond to me, and sometimes it just it just won't.

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<v Speaker 1>It's pretty not just like.

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<v Speaker 3>Jokes like bad jokes, it's pretty cheesy. Yeah yeah, Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>maybe that was a little bit too high brow that

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<v Speaker 3>they don't understand it. Yeah. I mean it's like vegetables

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<v Speaker 3>and cute.

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<v Speaker 4>One another one that I've tried before that sometimes works.

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<v Speaker 4>Excuse me, you seem to have dropped something. Oh oh,

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<v Speaker 4>it's your standards. Can I buy you a drink?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds like that to yourself. Yeah, I mean, I'm starting

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<v Speaker 1>to feel like it's not the app's fault that you're

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<v Speaker 1>not needing a lot of people. It's the wrong girl.

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<v Speaker 4>You need a girl who's like loves that silly stuff. Brother,

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<v Speaker 4>That's what I'm hoping to find here.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, so you said that's what you used to do.

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<v Speaker 3>Those were your old strategies. Do you mean that you

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<v Speaker 3>have like a new thing that you were trying.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. So I found this city online and there was

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<v Speaker 4>this guy who said that there's just one like super

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<v Speaker 4>simple trick that you have to do.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, everybody listening right this time.

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<v Speaker 4>So you're at like a bar or something. You walk

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<v Speaker 4>like right next to her and then you lean over

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<v Speaker 4>to the bartender and you just say I'll have an

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<v Speaker 4>old Fashion, She'll have a rainbow lemon drop, and then

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<v Speaker 4>just say put it on my tab and then just

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<v Speaker 4>walk away.

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<v Speaker 5>Wait, what she's like.

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<v Speaker 1>You drink yeah, and a gross free drink, Like you

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<v Speaker 1>get a good old fashion and she gets a rainbow

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<v Speaker 1>lemon drop.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I think it's just any drink, right, Like you

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<v Speaker 4>don't always have.

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<v Speaker 3>To be Yeah, you don't have to stick with the

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<v Speaker 3>The lingo remonds off, just like some sort of free

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<v Speaker 3>drink for her. I'm getting something for me, put it

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<v Speaker 3>on my tab and then you walk away.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, and you think she wants to date ux you

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<v Speaker 1>bought her free drinks. No, but it's a mystery, so

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna follow him to find out who he is.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's the best part, not having to talk to

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<v Speaker 2>the guy who you drink.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. No, the guy in the video said that, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>just like you said. It kind of creates a mystery.

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<v Speaker 4>You know. She's like, she's just gonna start thinking about

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<v Speaker 4>you and thinking about you.

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<v Speaker 3>Different than most guys to buy people drinks, because most

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<v Speaker 3>guys will do it and then stick around and be like,

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<v Speaker 3>all right, I bought you something, Now you owe me

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<v Speaker 3>like ten minutes of time. So did you do this

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<v Speaker 3>out in the real world?

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<v Speaker 4>So I actually just tried it the other night and

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<v Speaker 4>it worked, damn.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Her name was Camilla.

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<v Speaker 1>Camilla. How long did it take for Camilla to get

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<v Speaker 1>the drink and go find you?

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<v Speaker 4>Literally five minutes? Like she had not finished the drink

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<v Speaker 4>she had it in her hand when she walked up

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<v Speaker 4>to me. Okay, wow, Well, every time she looks down

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<v Speaker 4>at the drinks, she's thinking of you.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you must attractive, because she wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 3>Do that if it's not attractive.

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<v Speaker 1>Like Jeff said, it's so nice not to owe anybody anything, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>for something, you know, Like it's such a relief, probably

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<v Speaker 1>to her.

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<v Speaker 3>And I don't think it has anything to do with attractiveness.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just like the mystery of it. Yeah, it's like

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<v Speaker 3>a it's like an ugly guy gave you a drink

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<v Speaker 3>and then walked away. You'd probably be.

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<v Speaker 5>Like, huh, I wouldn't go talk to him.

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<v Speaker 1>No, yeah I would.

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<v Speaker 3>But it worked for Rob. So how long did you

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<v Speaker 3>guys talk?

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<v Speaker 4>We were talking for like maybe ten minutes or so.

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<v Speaker 4>She said she was waiting for a friend. So when

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<v Speaker 4>her friend came, she did have to leave.

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<v Speaker 3>But oh, okay, so she was just I did give.

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<v Speaker 4>Her or if she gave me my number, she gave

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<v Speaker 4>me her number.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah scary if she gave you your number.

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<v Speaker 4>Number and I text her and she like replied right

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<v Speaker 4>then just like got it. So I know she didn't

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<v Speaker 4>give me a fake number.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, wait, did you guys go on on a date?

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<v Speaker 4>I have not heard from her. I tried texting her.

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<v Speaker 4>They try to cut something up and I've got nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. And so the guy in the video on YouTube

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<v Speaker 1>that you watch, he didn't have any phone.

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<v Speaker 4>There was no part too. No.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, but a ten minute conversation is basically like a

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<v Speaker 3>long term relationship in the modern dat wora, you've been

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<v Speaker 3>together for a very long time. Yeah, but I guess

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<v Speaker 3>we should ask do we know one hundred percent that

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<v Speaker 3>this Camilla girl was single?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that is a risk in this one because you

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<v Speaker 1>you buy him a drink before you hit on, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>before you talk to us.

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<v Speaker 4>True, I mean that is straight out ask her. But

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<v Speaker 4>she was definitely like leaning into it. I feel like

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<v Speaker 4>I'm pretty sure.

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<v Speaker 3>But if she if she was in a relationship, she

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<v Speaker 3>probably wouldn't have like walked across and tracked you down,

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<v Speaker 3>like struck up a conversation.

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<v Speaker 4>And her friend was there.

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<v Speaker 3>How long has it been since that bar interaction?

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<v Speaker 4>About four days now, Okay, not that long.

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<v Speaker 1>How many texts have you sent?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh? Possibly like five or six?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, she's line of maybe too many, but.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, maybe she's gaming you back. Maybe this is like

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<v Speaker 3>a girl's strategy to pick the guy back up after

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<v Speaker 3>you pick her up. But we'll find out. We'll come back, He'll.

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<v Speaker 4>Call radio stations.

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<v Speaker 3>All going according to plan, and we come back and

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<v Speaker 3>call Camilla try and get your second date update right

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<v Speaker 3>after this second date update. Welcome my friends to today's

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<v Speaker 3>special edition of How to Seduce a Beautiful Woman Without

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<v Speaker 3>speaking a word to her. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in

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<v Speaker 3>the Bedroom. Today's pick up strategy comes from our listener Rob,

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<v Speaker 3>who tried something that he found in an online video

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<v Speaker 3>where if you're at a.

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<v Speaker 1>Bar with that voice and when you say online it

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like something we shouldn't be talking.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not like that, but you just you go up

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<v Speaker 3>next to the woman that you like, You don't talk

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<v Speaker 3>to her, just order yourself a drink, then without asking,

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<v Speaker 3>order her a drink and simply smile and walk away

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<v Speaker 3>and let the miss do the work for you. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>And that was different from Rob's previous strategy, which was

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<v Speaker 3>to basically use cheesy pickup lines like if you were

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<v Speaker 3>a vegetable, I'd say you were a cute cumber.

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<v Speaker 1>We started talking to Rob and he's like, yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>didn't work for twelve years. Yeah, twelve years of the

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<v Speaker 1>same thing.

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<v Speaker 3>He decided to try something different and it worked. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>kind of.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll approached him and they talked for ten minutes. She

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<v Speaker 1>didn't give her a number, but now she's.

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<v Speaker 3>Not calling him back. But overall, I mean after learning

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<v Speaker 3>that move, Rob, do you feel like you're more confident

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<v Speaker 3>in yourself?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean I think I do. The fact that

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<v Speaker 4>she walked up to me, like, that's just crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>You think she's a psychopath?

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<v Speaker 1>What you're saying, I think crazy in a good way too, okay, good,

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<v Speaker 1>not crazy in a.

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<v Speaker 3>Bad way, crazy in love? Like yeah, yeah, okay, we're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna call her right now. And remember, Rob, wait till

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<v Speaker 3>we call you in in order to jump on. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>We've got a lot of people just springing on the

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<v Speaker 3>line without permission, So I have some self control.

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<v Speaker 6>Over there.

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<v Speaker 4>I got it.

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<v Speaker 1>He really feels like a wildcard.

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<v Speaker 3>Jeff All right, here we go. Hello, Hey is this Camilla?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes? It is Who's.

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<v Speaker 3>We're a radio station called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Camilla.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, how can I how can I help you guys?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well, you went out with a guy who listens

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<v Speaker 3>to our show.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if i'd say that, I would say

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<v Speaker 1>you met a guy at a bar who listens to

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<v Speaker 1>our show.

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<v Speaker 3>His name is Rob, and you guys met like four

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<v Speaker 3>nights ago ish.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah remember?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh okay, yeah, no, I I know who you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, Well Rob, he he bought you a drink

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<v Speaker 3>and you guys ended up talking for a few minutes

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<v Speaker 3>until your friend got there, and he knows.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't like a lot of time together, but you know,

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<v Speaker 1>he was impressed by who you were.

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<v Speaker 3>We're just wondering what were your thoughts about Rob?

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<v Speaker 5>He was he was nice?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh okay. We always have a bad reaction when the

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<v Speaker 3>only thing that they say is nice.

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<v Speaker 1>First. I just want to hear, like when he went

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<v Speaker 1>up to the bar and he bought you a drink

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<v Speaker 1>without saying anything, what was going through your head?

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<v Speaker 5>Honestly, I've never had something like that happen to me before,

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<v Speaker 5>so I was kind of just like, well, he was

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<v Speaker 5>a little timid about it at first, so I didn't

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<v Speaker 5>honestly know fully if he was talking to me or

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<v Speaker 5>about me at first. But then there really was no

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<v Speaker 5>one else around us, and he just walked away and

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<v Speaker 5>there was a drink there for me, So I was

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<v Speaker 5>I was intrigued. I was confused, but I was intrigued.

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<v Speaker 3>So it came how we wanted you to feel.

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<v Speaker 4>That worked.

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<v Speaker 1>But what's crazy is it came across as timid to you,

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<v Speaker 1>not as like uber confident of.

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<v Speaker 4>It was like the trick.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe he should have done like the Superman pose when

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<v Speaker 3>he ordered it, like I shall have an old fashioned

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<v Speaker 3>and she shall have a lemon drop without help.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh no, I probably would not have gotten the conversation

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<v Speaker 5>out of me from that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So it's not bad what he did.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, we're confused, why you're not responding?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, Okay, So I was there waiting for my friend

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<v Speaker 5>and he told us that. Okay, So when she got there,

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<v Speaker 5>we left, we went and did our own thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 5>But you know how I said I had never had

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<v Speaker 5>someone do something like that before. I can't say that

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<v Speaker 5>anymore obviously because of Rob, But I would also have

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<v Speaker 5>like three more Nichols if I said I had a

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<v Speaker 5>nickel every time that's happened to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Since, what what do you mean you got? I think

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<v Speaker 1>she means that other people did that for her.

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<v Speaker 5>The same night, the same exact night, these two other

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<v Speaker 5>guys came up and did the exact same thing to us,

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<v Speaker 5>both me and my friend.

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<v Speaker 3>They stole Rob's move. They probably saw Rob do that

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<v Speaker 3>across the bar, and oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think it's a different bar. Did you but

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<v Speaker 1>did you go talk to the other two guys? I

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<v Speaker 1>mean you only went and talked to Rob right.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, the second guy that did it, I was like,

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<v Speaker 5>I got to ask, where is this coming from? Because

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<v Speaker 5>obviously I'm not saying that Rob is not possibly a

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<v Speaker 5>trendsetter in his own circles of life, but I don't

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<v Speaker 5>think I would be giving him credit for it if I.

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<v Speaker 3>Had to guess, doesn't seem did the guy answer?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? What he say?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>He he literally pulled it up on his phone and

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<v Speaker 5>showed me this like Instagram reel.

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<v Speaker 1>So another guy ruined it for our guy Because if

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<v Speaker 1>you hadn't known that. If that hadn't happened, would you

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<v Speaker 1>have contacted Rob?

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<v Speaker 6>I mean maybe, But I was just like, Okay, we

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<v Speaker 6>can work with Maybe, And I think Rob can probably

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<v Speaker 6>work with Maybe too, because he just might be on

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<v Speaker 6>the other line right now, listening and wanting to talk

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<v Speaker 6>to you, Camilla, quick, nonchalant bro, Rob.

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<v Speaker 4>You there, Yeah, I'm here, and look, Camilla, I am.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm honestly embarrassed. I'm sorry I did. I saw it

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<v Speaker 4>on a TikTok video. I was just nervous and like,

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<v Speaker 4>you were really pretty. I just kind of wanted to

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<v Speaker 4>see if it work.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but like how many girls did you try that on?

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<v Speaker 4>It was just you. You were the first one and

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<v Speaker 4>I got your number and I was so happy and

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry, that's cute.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>I feel like I feel like some red flags are

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<v Speaker 5>popping up on.

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<v Speaker 3>My radar here, like what you feel like Rob's a player?

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<v Speaker 1>Like that wasn't sincere?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>At first, you think, Okay, this guy's buying me a

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<v Speaker 5>drink and seems nice and seems cool, and then you

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<v Speaker 5>find out that it's just some dumb guy on YouTube

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<v Speaker 5>or TikTok or instant whatever, being like this is how

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<v Speaker 5>you pick up jukes.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a really good impression. And I've never even

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<v Speaker 1>seen the video.

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<v Speaker 3>I want you to do the videos. I do follow

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<v Speaker 3>that guy though, he's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 4>I did see you across the bar, though, and like

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<v Speaker 4>I chose you. I thought you were so cute for

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<v Speaker 4>a distance and when I got up to you, like

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<v Speaker 4>if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cucumber or something.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait did you Oh.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, no, no, no, that that was funny like that.

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<v Speaker 5>That's way more you than then the lemon drop. Wait,

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<v Speaker 5>that's how you sh That's how you should have come

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<v Speaker 5>up to me.

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<v Speaker 4>It seems like you dropped something just now because oh wait,

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<v Speaker 4>it's your standard.

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<v Speaker 3>Where was this guy, Rob?

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<v Speaker 5>Where was this guy?

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<v Speaker 1>This is definitely him?

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, I guess I'm just a thief because I'm here

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<v Speaker 4>to steal your heart.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh okay, wait, wait a minute, you might be taking

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<v Speaker 5>it too far.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think any of us can take any more

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<v Speaker 3>of this conversation. I think we just need to offer

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<v Speaker 3>to send you guys out on another date that we

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<v Speaker 3>would pay for. If you don't do it, I'm going

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<v Speaker 3>to marry this man.

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<v Speaker 1>You can have just become like the cutest couple we've

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<v Speaker 1>ever had on the.

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<v Speaker 3>Show, A cucumber couple.

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<v Speaker 4>God, that's my that's I'm I'm I'm pattening that.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, that's all right. We would like to

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<v Speaker 3>send you out on another date with Rob or I guess,

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<v Speaker 3>on your first official date with Rob.

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<v Speaker 5>If you're up for it, you promise not to just

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<v Speaker 5>try to buy me a Womon drop and be all mysterious.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't promise that I won't say some more cheesy lines,

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<v Speaker 4>but I will. I won't get you a lemon drop.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, he'll be himself. That's so sweet.

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<v Speaker 5>Perfect I am. I am not lactose and tolerant. I

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<v Speaker 5>want to all the cheese.

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<v Speaker 6>You love it?

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<v Speaker 3>I love that.

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<v Speaker 5>God, Yeah it was Guda.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. I can't get off the phone with you fast enough.

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<v Speaker 3>We're so happy for it. Congratulations. Please keep us updated,

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<v Speaker 3>but only through email.

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<v Speaker 1>Please freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, how weird was that? I thought it

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<v Speaker 3>was so cute.

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<v Speaker 1>You thought it was weird?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, just that it works?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. I just thought like it was just

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<v Speaker 1>proof that he should have just been himself in the

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<v Speaker 1>beginning and it all would have been so much better.

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<v Speaker 3>But the hardest part about the call is like we

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<v Speaker 3>couldn't say anything to blow his oh about.

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<v Speaker 1>The one like that he just came up with that

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<v Speaker 1>one line on the side.

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<v Speaker 3>Because in part one he said that those are the

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<v Speaker 3>cheesy lines about the cucumber. Those used to be his

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<v Speaker 3>go to before he tried.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, why would we call him out on that?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, yeah, there was just no way to bring.

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<v Speaker 1>It in harmless exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>Like we were going to blow up his spot. But

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<v Speaker 3>it's just crazy that the old stuff worked on this

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<v Speaker 3>new girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Before the next day, I can tell you right now

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<v Speaker 1>he is ferociously googling new pickup lines to come.

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<v Speaker 3>Up with as cheesy as they can go because she

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<v Speaker 3>loved it. Maybe the key is he was doing them

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<v Speaker 3>over text and d MS and those types of things

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<v Speaker 3>only work in person.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay maybe, And I think I'm going to go back

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<v Speaker 1>to just be yourself, but sure, yea yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm like, don't steal other people's jokes, try and

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<v Speaker 3>be as original as you can. I think that's the

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<v Speaker 3>lesson that we learned. And another lesson that you learned

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<v Speaker 3>is you can always email us for help with your

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<v Speaker 3>dating life. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.