Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a game. Gambling was something
Speaker 1: that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
Speaker 1: making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became
Speaker 1: consumed by it and now joined by bad Larry and
Speaker 1: Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick, Sir Lawrence, how
Speaker 1: are you all right? How are you? Dan? I'm good,
Speaker 1: I'm good. The gang is all here, ready to go. Hey, Dylan,
Speaker 1: how are you good? Just just about ready to text you? Um?
Speaker 1: You got my picks last night? Right are yesterday? Okay? Good? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we got everything. Go ahead, Dan, I want to know
Speaker 1: how wait? How was Chicago? Chicago was great? You know
Speaker 1: as uh even though it rained the whole weekend, it
Speaker 1: was still it didn't matter when you're a Hall of Famer.
Speaker 1: Congratulation again, my man, Thank you, all right, thank you.
Speaker 1: If there's a gambling Hall of Fame, do you think
Speaker 1: you ever go in at Larry? I'm in it already, Dan,
Speaker 1: Oh you are? Yeah? Yeah, I'm waiting on the call.
Speaker 1: Our last paycheck was seventeen years ago. Down, I know,
Speaker 1: I know. Well, what do you say when people say
Speaker 1: what do you do for a living? Laar Um A
Speaker 1: retired mortgage banker, just so I just speak the truth. Dan. Okay,
Speaker 1: would you consider like, would you say your profession now
Speaker 1: is gambling though are you retired? I would say, up
Speaker 1: to about four years ago, my profession was scambling, and um,
Speaker 1: now I don't need a profession anymore. Why is that?
Speaker 1: But but I still gamble, yes, recreationally, recreationally? Yes? Okay,
Speaker 1: Well let's let's look back to what you did last week.
Speaker 1: You were seven and five. You are plus sixteen units, uh,
Speaker 1: minus one from last week, so you're up still six
Speaker 1: team units. Dylan plus two last week, and um, he's
Speaker 1: plus two overall for the season. So we got we
Speaker 1: got positives here. I like, all right, any games you
Speaker 1: want to look back on and bring up for one
Speaker 1: reason or another layer, Well, I have to bring up
Speaker 1: the Odu game. I guess they straightened me out a
Speaker 1: little bit. I knew I should have teased lot Pack
Speaker 1: instead of taking him straight. They would have covered the tease.
Speaker 1: And I'm watching that game for no other reason than
Speaker 1: you said old dominion. I mean, come on, and then
Speaker 1: I'm going after they had one win that game. If
Speaker 1: all of us had thought about it, we said the
Speaker 1: word old dominion enough times. I think we kind of
Speaker 1: willed it into existence that they were going to win. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I find myself like, you know, I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm betting on these games because yeah, I want you
Speaker 1: guys to do well. And I'm watching Old Dominion against
Speaker 1: Louisiana Tech, and I went, how sad is this? Other people? Yeah, Dylan,
Speaker 1: did you have one? So this one's actually I didn't have.
Speaker 1: I don't think Laia or I had this game. But Dan,
Speaker 1: you actually talked about on the show this week, the
Speaker 1: Florida State Clemson one. I was watching that game. I mean,
Speaker 1: that had to be if I would have jumped if
Speaker 1: I had Florida State. But that's right at the very end,
Speaker 1: the last play of the game, and the only way
Speaker 1: that you can lose is if Clemson scores a touchdown
Speaker 1: double zeros on the clock the hooking ladder defensive time.
Speaker 1: I mean, now that stuck out to me more than
Speaker 1: any of my my losses personally. But I would think,
Speaker 1: look like the Rams and the Texans, because the Rams
Speaker 1: were up thirty eight to nothing and they're giving sixteen
Speaker 1: and a half, you've already moved on. Not that you
Speaker 1: bet this or Larry, but you've already moved on. I
Speaker 1: had a fourteen though, Dan, oh you did? You had
Speaker 1: the Rams at fourteen, right, and I had moved on,
Speaker 1: and I thought, come back, it was thirty eight nothing
Speaker 1: and they scored, and I guess they went for two. Yes,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you stuff out. This is why I
Speaker 1: don't bet. I mean, that's that's one where you turn
Speaker 1: and if you're if you had the Rams there, you
Speaker 1: probably turned the TV off and switched over Garden or whatever.
Speaker 1: The only reason why you were watching is because you
Speaker 1: had money on it. And then once you realize, okay,
Speaker 1: it's thirty eight nothing, let me see, let me start
Speaker 1: to you know, scan the dime that money into some
Speaker 1: other game, all right. And then of course my two
Speaker 1: teas have lost with the Jets again, you know, well
Speaker 1: one still and jumped on the Bengals, and I should
Speaker 1: have just changed my bed. Okay, but you keep saying
Speaker 1: you don't bet on the Jets of the Giants. I
Speaker 1: bet against the Bengals and the teaser I had the
Speaker 1: Bengals in that teas I felt bad about cost me
Speaker 1: four units. It cost me six units, twelve units swing Cincinnati.
Speaker 1: Just I'm forgetting about Buffalo. And now I don't care
Speaker 1: about them anymore. The bngles are my new Joe Barrows.
Speaker 1: You you just let the hell adjust to a field goal.
Speaker 1: They kick off you this four minutes ago in a
Speaker 1: game you're up four? How do you got picked off
Speaker 1: by a defensive lineman. The defensive lin'man knocked the ball
Speaker 1: in the air and intercepted on the tan yard line.
Speaker 1: Come on, Joe, how about handing out all You're just
Speaker 1: supposed to run the clock out there? All right? Uh?
Speaker 1: College football picks this week, Dylan, I'll start with you. Yes,
Speaker 1: So for this week, I'm going I'm going big both sides.
Speaker 1: Um So for college this week? Two units, I got
Speaker 1: Liberty and Old miss over sixty eight. I've loved the
Speaker 1: Old miss overs this year, but the but the total
Speaker 1: has gone under in four of the last five games
Speaker 1: with it hasn't necessarily worked out, but I still I
Speaker 1: stand by it. And you're not good on over unders
Speaker 1: this year, I'm not, but I'm trying to get that
Speaker 1: record back up six and nine. Now, um, Ohio State
Speaker 1: minus fourteen a half against Nebraska. Nebraska never does well
Speaker 1: against the spread against Ohioska. Now, and I think Ohio States,
Speaker 1: you know, making that big late season push to get
Speaker 1: into the final two. So um. And then Mississippi State
Speaker 1: plus five and a half against Arkansas. I figured out
Speaker 1: had to have an underdog against the spread and there
Speaker 1: somewhere in college um, and I like Mississippi States when
Speaker 1: playing better too. Um. And then I've got a couple
Speaker 1: of one units. I've got tonight Louisiana Raging Cajuns versus
Speaker 1: Georgia State. Figure I'll double up on the Thursday night action. Um.
Speaker 1: So they're minus twelve, Georgia's State is going against the
Speaker 1: spread though they are just saying their last six games
Speaker 1: there five and one. Louisiana's frisky though, they're you're you're
Speaker 1: defying logic this week. Yeah, well so that's what my
Speaker 1: one of my realizations last week. It's like a Murphy's
Speaker 1: Law of week. It's like halfway through this season in Vegas,
Speaker 1: seems like they've kind of got the lines dialed in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know if I don't know if
Speaker 1: that really counts, thinking, yeah, okay, what else do you have? Um?
Speaker 1: And then also one unit, I got Iowa minus twelve
Speaker 1: against Northwestern and Baylor minus seven against TCU. Okay, bad
Speaker 1: lair you got college football. I don't have any straight
Speaker 1: bet college football. Have a couple of college games in
Speaker 1: three team teasers? Now, okay, do you want them now
Speaker 1: or you want yeah? Go ahead? Okay? Um, well, first
Speaker 1: of all, I have the two units, but I think
Speaker 1: I'm gonna change it to three because I think you're
Speaker 1: gonna change my chiefs line. I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm Dan. I'm up in Port Elizabeth or Cape Elizabeth,
Speaker 1: Maine right now. Um, so I'm dealing with Tuesday's Daily
Speaker 1: News that I got a Nork airport. Wait wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: wait in a paper? Wait wait? Do you have internet?
Speaker 1: I do on my phone? Yeah, I don't. Don't. Don't
Speaker 1: do this. I'm going to make an excuse and say
Speaker 1: that you're looking at Tuesday's you know, New York Post
Speaker 1: or Daily News. You can go on the internet and
Speaker 1: look and see drafting. You know you're gonna move my
Speaker 1: chief line on me. Okay, what's the line you think
Speaker 1: you have? I have chiefs of minus three, and I
Speaker 1: know Aaron Rodgers. It's not my three, Larry, have you
Speaker 1: heard about the Aaron Rodgers situation. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I'm here now out of the game. I've got the
Speaker 1: Chiefs at minus eight. Okay, so I'm on the sheet
Speaker 1: that I sent you. I'm getting rid of my Chiefs, bet,
Speaker 1: I don't want the game at all. And I'm changing
Speaker 1: my three team um three team teasers to three units
Speaker 1: as opposed to too because they just get me those
Speaker 1: two units back that I had on the Chiefs that
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna use anymore. So we have three teams,
Speaker 1: three units, Ohio State minus five. I think I get
Speaker 1: it at four and a half now, right then you
Speaker 1: just give us a dal in the four and at
Speaker 1: fourteen and a half. Yeah, okay, let me change that
Speaker 1: four and a half over in the Rutgers game at
Speaker 1: twenty seven and a half and under tonight's NFL games,
Speaker 1: that just fifty six and a half. Okay. Then that's
Speaker 1: that's one three team to use. And the second three
Speaker 1: team teas is Wisconsin minus one and a half against Rutgers,
Speaker 1: Penn State minus a half against Maryland, Maryland and Dallas
Speaker 1: and the Pros plus two. Okay, you're nine and ten
Speaker 1: on the season on teasers. Just done. I know that's
Speaker 1: that's what's killing me. All right, Let's go to the NFL.
Speaker 1: Dylan start with you. You've got a big bet coming up.
Speaker 1: Big bet, yep, I'm going Falcon's money line as underdogs
Speaker 1: plus two hundred so four units to win eight units
Speaker 1: against the Saints. It just seems like a prime letdown
Speaker 1: for the Saints. Also, New Orleans is always good against
Speaker 1: the spread against the Atlanta I know I'm this one.
Speaker 1: I know I'm six six of the last seven games,
Speaker 1: but I have like, no jamis there what Trevor Simeons
Speaker 1: starting for the Saints. You know what, I'll take my
Speaker 1: chances and you know that's a big w for me.
Speaker 1: If it hits then, um so for two unit games,
Speaker 1: I've got the Jets plus tenant a half against the
Speaker 1: Colts tonight Thursday night football, primetime dog. Sticking with that trend.
Speaker 1: Your your dogs are great. Yeah, that's by far away.
Speaker 1: Were twelve and three with your primetime dogs. That's the
Speaker 1: only really useful and formation that I've gleaned from myself
Speaker 1: this year. It's not Potter stumps in the back. Let's
Speaker 1: keep going, okay, Uh have Vikings at Ravens over fifty,
Speaker 1: um Bears plus six against the Steelers on Monday Night football.
Speaker 1: Oh you got your prime time their market. Um, and
Speaker 1: then I'm going back into the parlay well this week
Speaker 1: then were but I'm gonna try it third times a
Speaker 1: charm this season. Um. So I got Ravens minus six
Speaker 1: against the Vikings, Bear's money line against the Steelers, and
Speaker 1: then forty niners plus one against the Cardinals, and that
Speaker 1: adds up to plus the thousands and ten to one.
Speaker 1: So I got two units on that to b two
Speaker 1: to win twenty if it hits. Wow, it's big. Yeah, okay, alright, um,
Speaker 1: And then I got to one unit bets Panthers plus
Speaker 1: three and a half against the Patriots and the Chargers
Speaker 1: minus two against the Eagles. Okay, Chargers are four and
Speaker 1: one against the spread last five games on the road.
Speaker 1: Funk funky line with one man. Something's up, something's up,
Speaker 1: all right, bad lair Okay, Um, I have just all
Speaker 1: two unus, all two unus in the NFL. Saints minus
Speaker 1: five and a half, Pats minus three, Miami minus seven. Wait,
Speaker 1: let me check on the Patriots site. And I got
Speaker 1: minus three and a half according to draft Kings. That's fine.
Speaker 1: Are you okay with that? Okay, yeah, yeah, okay. Miami
Speaker 1: minus seven, the Rams minus seven, and the Bears plus
Speaker 1: I had of the seven and I just hearded go
Speaker 1: and say it's six and a half. I got Bears
Speaker 1: at six. I got the Rams and minus seven and
Speaker 1: a half. I'm good with them keeping them. Okay, So
Speaker 1: Rams against the Titans Sunday Night football Miami minus six
Speaker 1: and a half, Bears plus six, and Chief's minus three.
Speaker 1: That's what you thought you were getting, but it's not
Speaker 1: so Chiefs came out, so that's gone. Yeah. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: did my pick. I know, I know, I just wanted
Speaker 1: to make sure, Larry. I just want to make sure, Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: because like you know, you sometimes have revisions history where
Speaker 1: you're gonna go I said minus three and you gave
Speaker 1: me minus three. Yeah, no, we we we haven't had
Speaker 1: that yet this year. We're been pretty good this year. Dan.
Speaker 1: We're letting you make all the lawns. Dylan. Getting back
Speaker 1: to that Clemson game. I know I didn't have it
Speaker 1: on your thing, but I had the over Oh you
Speaker 1: did that, Yeah that that made the overall. So yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: if you you didn't want to have the under and
Speaker 1: f as yet, yeah, that was a bad beat on both. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: If oh my god, if you had given the points
Speaker 1: and you had the under. But on flip side of that,
Speaker 1: if you had the over and clems in the end
Speaker 1: of the game was election. I know we usually talk
Speaker 1: about bad beats. We never talked about Yeah, what's not
Speaker 1: it's a good beat beat? What is the expression when
Speaker 1: you when you have one of those wins, Lair, because
Speaker 1: Dylan doesn't have those. But I just knew that was
Speaker 1: going to happen. Yeah, but like count, you account the
Speaker 1: great wins as you deserve that, and bad beats you
Speaker 1: you lament about for a couple of weeks. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: grass is less green on the other side usually in
Speaker 1: that that scenario. Yeah, but don't we don't. We don't
Speaker 1: have an expression when you win one of those games.
Speaker 1: It's always a bad beat, goodnat I had I had
Speaker 1: one against Illan earlier the year I had Dallas given
Speaker 1: like five in overtime and they scored a touchdown. You know,
Speaker 1: that's not as bad as it used to be. But
Speaker 1: because now you can score a touchdown just to end
Speaker 1: the game, rule that win by six was like an
Speaker 1: incredible win overtime. Once again, Lara, I'm just trying to
Speaker 1: come up with a term for when you win a
Speaker 1: game like that. That was it. I don't need you
Speaker 1: to pat yourself on the back and tell me that
Speaker 1: you I'm trying to think. Uh next week, I'll have
Speaker 1: a term for you. That's it. That's all I got, Larry.
Speaker 1: You know, let you enjoy main and you know, good
Speaker 1: luck up there, Thank you sir, and good luck fight er.
Speaker 1: Find some Wi fi all right, damn by fight h