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Speaker 2: Y'all know what's y'all.

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Speaker 3: Don't know y'all at all.

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Speaker 4: So given the.

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Speaker 3: Busy yeah listening to.

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Speaker 5: Show, I don't, Joy, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Joy, you gotta do this. You turn.

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Speaker 3: I got to turn the mouth turn You probably got

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Speaker 3: the moat. Jud come.

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Speaker 7: Come out, you're thinking, I sure will, But come on,

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Speaker 7: and everybody you're listening to the voice, come on, dig

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Speaker 7: me now.

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Speaker 2: One and only Steve Harvey got a radio show.

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Speaker 7: Man, if I had time enough to tell the whole trip,

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Speaker 7: the whole journey, and y'all would be sitting up in

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Speaker 7: there going, okay, Steve, are we going to play the

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Speaker 7: show this week? But man, it's been a lot of

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Speaker 7: amazing things has happened to me over the years, and

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Speaker 7: not all of them good. It's been some amazingly bad

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Speaker 7: things that have happened too. But I just come on

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Speaker 7: in the morning as a reminder to everybody of the

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Speaker 7: actual goodness of God, that you know, man, that these

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Speaker 7: mistakes that you're making, that these setbacks that you keep having,

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Speaker 7: that these falls that keep occurring in your life, that

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Speaker 7: they all are leading you somewhere if you just.

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Speaker 2: Don't ever give up. That's the key.

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Speaker 7: You can never ever give up because you don't know

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Speaker 7: how the trip has been laid out for you. You know,

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Speaker 7: if somebody had told me years ago when I had

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Speaker 7: the dream of being on TV and then I thought

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Speaker 7: about being one of one of the best comedians I

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Speaker 7: could be, you know, when I when I started, if

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Speaker 7: somebody had told me everything that was gonna have to

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Speaker 7: have changed it. I would have I would have said, Okay,

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Speaker 7: well I ain't gonna be that. How about this? See

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Speaker 7: and no one can know all of the events of

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Speaker 7: their life ahead of time. You know, it'd be so nice,

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Speaker 7: wouldn't it. You know, to prepare for it, see it come,

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Speaker 7: and be aware of the haters, always knowing when the

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Speaker 7: backstabing moment is coming in your life, always knowing when

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Speaker 7: you gonna get blindsided by the enemy. Were really great

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Speaker 7: to know that, wouldn't it. Well, that's not how it works.

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Speaker 7: So since no one knows exactly the challenges and the

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Speaker 7: pitfalls and the detours that's gonna beset them, it's it's

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Speaker 7: it's imperative that you just don't give up because see,

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Speaker 7: knowing these things, we as human beings by nature, would

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Speaker 7: choose another route. But it ain't the route God God

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Speaker 7: for you, though. See the route God God for you.

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Speaker 7: If you if you're trying to do the right thing,

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Speaker 7: if you're doing the best you can, if you ain't

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Speaker 7: out here just intentionally just messing over, folks, If you

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Speaker 7: using faith and that's the belief in things that you

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Speaker 7: cannot see. If you have something on the inside of

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Speaker 7: you to keep saying there's got to be more to

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Speaker 7: have a great chance here. And if you've ever had

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Speaker 7: Just ask for it back, Just say, hey man, I'm

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Speaker 7: getting back to the way I used to be because

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Speaker 7: there's a change that's available in your life.

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Speaker 2: But you got to take it. You got to take

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Speaker 2: a shot at it. Folks.

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Speaker 7: There's a chance for you to get it right, but

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Speaker 7: God's help, but you got to take a shot at it.

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Speaker 7: You See, this decision is yours, the decision to lay

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Speaker 2: That's yours. It ain't even just got too hard for me?

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Speaker 7: Life too much, man, life hard and too much for everybody.

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Speaker 7: What I got to get you to See? My father

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Speaker 7: used to always tell me, it says, some best lessons

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Speaker 7: in life, the one your value and learn the most

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Speaker 7: is a bout lesson. I didn't quite understand that being young,

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 7: Ain't no lesson like a bout lesson. The one you

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Speaker 7: who you're going to be. Those are the character builders. See,

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Speaker 7: you got to be forged to get to where you

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Speaker 7: want to go in life. See, that's what the challenges

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 7: I know you don't like it. I didn't. I know

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Speaker 2: I always do.

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Speaker 7: I always wanted to be over sooner than later because

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Speaker 2: But let me tell you something, man, if you can,

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Speaker 7: Forge your way through it and understand that you are

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Speaker 7: forged in life.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 7: I was on TVN one time when I was doing

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Speaker 7: one of my motivational speeches, and I began to wonder

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Speaker 7: about this experience I had at Ford Motor Company and

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Speaker 7: my last job after the auto industry started going down,

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Speaker 7: But the fire and the high temperature is what made

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Speaker 7: It flashing is a metal from that to drip through

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Speaker 2: So you can have a.

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Speaker 7: Car look real good, but if it freezes, an engine

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Speaker 2: You got to get a new block. The block is

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Speaker 7: But in order for you for the car to do

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Speaker 7: it's got to be forged and steel come through fire,

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Speaker 7: The mall of the story, folks, is you got to

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Speaker 7: You got to get beat up, you got to get

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Speaker 7: the tough things that you're going through, the difficult challenges

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Speaker 7: and the setbacks. I know a brother who went to prison, ma'am.

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Speaker 7: And the whole reason he ended up going to prison

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Speaker 2: Today.

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Speaker 4: You're listening morning.

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Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 7: I'm sitting here behind the microphone as I do morning

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Speaker 7: after morning after morning, realizing that I have an obligation,

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Speaker 7: their role to play.

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Speaker 2: We are in the wake you up business.

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Speaker 7: We are here to get you off to a great

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Speaker 7: start of your day, ladies and gentlemen. It has big gun.

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Speaker 7: In the words of my uncle who did not care

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Speaker 7: about to go down, Ladies and gentlemen. Shirley Strawberry calling

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Speaker 7: for real Mississippi Monica A Junior kill spach a nephew,

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Speaker 2: What's on your mind?

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Speaker 1: Let me just say we all been through this.

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Speaker 7: You know.

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Speaker 8: This is something that's kind of bothering me when people

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Speaker 8: just get to say what they want to say to

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Speaker 8: you and we can't say nothing back. Like somebody just

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Speaker 8: told me a couple of days that I don't do enough.

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Speaker 1: Okay, now, with.

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Speaker 8: Everything you got going on, is it okay to say

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Speaker 8: how you feel since they would expressing how they feel?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I've learned how to do it even with bloggers.

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Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, you know, my kids taught me something that

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Speaker 7: I didn't know because I was building up a level

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Speaker 7: of frustration because you know, I hear people talk about

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Speaker 7: my face and not normally. This is how I really

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Speaker 7: handled Junior. I give less than a cat about really

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Speaker 7: what you're talking about? Being caught. Most people who talk

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Speaker 7: behind my back is because they behind me.

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Speaker 2: Let's be clear about that.

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Speaker 7: Okay, so I'm over that, but there are times I

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Speaker 7: must admit mm hm where the human side of me

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Speaker 7: takes over and I want to say something back.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I have found a.

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Speaker 2: Way to create a dummy account.

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Speaker 7: Wait a minute, a fake screen name, and I come

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Speaker 7: to my own damn rescue.

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Speaker 9: Whenever I feel like, yeah, it's that one.

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Speaker 7: I have said some stuff that's tis some people I've

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Speaker 7: actually said. I know Steve, I know him, Yeah, and

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Speaker 7: what you're saying is a lie. And then I go

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Speaker 7: on the page and see a picture of them, and

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Speaker 7: I do something very descriptive about the way you chip

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Speaker 7: bubba nose, big lip, he hoss looking brig a name.

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Speaker 10: Wow.

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Speaker 7: Okay, maybe I throw something violent like that and I

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Speaker 7: get it off my chest. You'll feel better at your desk,

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Speaker 7: all right, Yeah, because I don't want to question.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, but it wasn't.

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Speaker 8: Really really saying something back.

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Speaker 11: That's what I asked to.

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Speaker 12: Never mind the question Steve coming up at thirty two

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Speaker 12: minutes after the hour, We'll hear from the nephew and

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Speaker 12: run that prank back right after this you're listening Hardy

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Speaker 12: Morning Show. It is time now for the nephew to

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Speaker 12: run that prank back what you got for his nepht fairly?

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Speaker 2: I gotta go big or go home?

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Speaker 13: Who I mean a Scott And I'm with Bigger and better,

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Speaker 10: I'm good, Scott?

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Speaker 10: I'm sorry, she called you to get me idea on

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Speaker 13: Uh yeah, well this is this is something that's a

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Speaker 10: What's your name again? Sam Scott? Scott Scott get to the.

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Speaker 13: So I think, really, what's going on? Is Beyonca is

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Speaker 10: Now and call you to tell you that I'm not

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Speaker 13: So you're you're you're, you're, you're you're inadequate. You know

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Speaker 13: what I mean? You're you're Uh. I guess maybe may

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Speaker 10: What? What's the name of this company?

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Speaker 13: Bigger and Better where we make you larger in charge?

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Speaker 13: And right now you know you're not You're not larger

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Speaker 10: The consultation I'm gonna call her right now because right now, okay,

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Speaker 10: I'm gonna call her.

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Speaker 13: Well, we're trying to do. Do you not do you

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Speaker 10: I don't even think I even need to be talking

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Speaker 10: I'm king so I'm not even I'm not even I

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Speaker 13: Whatever? Can I say this?

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Speaker 10: Whatever services? The first for me to gonna increase me

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Speaker 13: The first sign of denial, right, I don't have no,

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Speaker 13: you know, I don't even why am I even.

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Speaker 10: Still on the phone with you?

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Speaker 13: Okay, but sir, I mean you and her and you

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Speaker 10: She got something to kind of account with you. Then

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Speaker 13: Let me say this. You have a you have a

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Speaker 10: This is some crazy I've heard some crazy things people

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Speaker 10: sail online. But you're gonna call me talk about my

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Speaker 13: You know what?

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Speaker 10: And and and once again you're trying to I know

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Speaker 10: you're you're just doing your jobs. Got but I'm gonna

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Speaker 13: Let me don't worry.

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Speaker 10: Denial.

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Speaker 13: You're in denial.

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Speaker 10: I'm in denial.

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Speaker 13: You Hello, sir, I really want to help you as

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Speaker 10: Listen, man, I'm trying to get my wife's on the

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Speaker 10: right now is stop calling me, all right. I'm trying.

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Speaker 10: I'm trying to be nice to you because I'm sure

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Speaker 13: I'm trying to get you in here to get a

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Speaker 10: Consultation a consultation. I don't need no consultations. I don't

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Speaker 13: You call me no more.

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Speaker 10: Man.

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Speaker 13: Hey, you're small and I want to make you bigger.

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Speaker 10: You want to make me bigger?

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Speaker 13: What? What?

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Speaker 10: What is this anyway?

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Speaker 13: Bigger?

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Speaker 2: Huh?

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Speaker 10: What kind of job is that? How do you even

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Speaker 10: get a job like that? You apply for this job?

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Speaker 10: You're idiot when you're a high school job.

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Speaker 13: I'm trying. I'm trying to stop calling me man, mister Darnell.

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Speaker 13: I'm still trying to help you get through this situation. Okay,

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Speaker 13: Are you willing to come in for a consultation at

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Speaker 13: least we're coming in for a consultation. We can get

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Speaker 10: Are you listening to me? The only consultation we gonna

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Speaker 10: have is my fist in your.

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Speaker 13: Face that you call me.

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Speaker 10: You can't tell you what I'll will come in for

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Speaker 10: a consultation. Give me give me your address and everything

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Speaker 10: like that, all your information, and I will come down

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Speaker 13: I'm here, I'm here, I'm here the first eight hours

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Speaker 2: Sir.

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Speaker 13: What I want to do is get you lined up

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Speaker 13: and get your pet. Let me call my wife. You.

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Speaker 10: I don't need no damn procedures. Give me your info,

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Speaker 10: and you got to work by hearing from us. No more, okay,

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Speaker 10: but right now, to get up call me. I don't

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Speaker 13: You're small, You're small, and I'm trying to make you bigger.

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Speaker 4: Thank you, sir.

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Speaker 13: You know what I'm trying to a little small guy.

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Speaker 13: I'm trying to help you with your problem. Now. If

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Speaker 10: Having your address. Why would that we can have this

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Speaker 13: Why would your life call here? It doesn't matter.

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Speaker 10: If I can get on the line, I can figure

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Speaker 13: You because you're an adequate many sir, sir, here's the problem.

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Speaker 13: You're tiny and you don't want to admit it.

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Speaker 10: I let me get you know me, man, you never

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Speaker 10: seen me. You don't know anything about me. Ian I

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Speaker 13: I'm explain something to you. I'm not owning the president,

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Speaker 10: I don't give up what you are.

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Speaker 10: What the would that be?

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Speaker 13: She also wanted me to tell you that this is

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Speaker 10: Man, funny man, I'm all here over here looking at

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Speaker 13: I was like, man, what's the baddest radio show in

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Speaker 10: Come on, now, you know it's a Steel Harvey radio show.

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Speaker 2: Man, give me some.

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Speaker 12: Panks coming up next to his as l O. You're

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Speaker 12: Ask the CLO. All right, CLO, Chief Love Officer, ready

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Speaker 12: for your love questions. This one is from Lisa in Chicago.

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Speaker 12: Lisa writes, I've been married for one year and my

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Speaker 12: His mother comes by often and they love to joke

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Speaker 4: Type of food her son likes.

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Speaker 12: I don't want to get into any argument with her,

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Speaker 12: so I'm praying my husband or my father in law intervenes.

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Speaker 12: If not, should I tell his mom to shut the

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Speaker 7: The only way to get your husband to intervene is

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Speaker 7: to make him aware of it. Now, I didn't hear

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Speaker 7: really don't appreciate the jokes.

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Speaker 2: But you are married to a henpecked man.

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Speaker 7: You're married to a mama's boy, and it ain't gonna

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Speaker 7: change unless he gets cut from the apron strings.

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Speaker 2: The best way to cut a man from.

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Speaker 7: The apron strings, it's to go on and let him

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Speaker 7: untie him from yours.

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Speaker 13: Oh.

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Speaker 2: In other words, sleep with your mama.

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Speaker 4: Next question, moving on the l.

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Speaker 12: Salita in a Silver Spring says, I'm a thirty five

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Speaker 12: in the bedroom. I try to put him in various positions,

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Speaker 12: and he makes me feel like I'm a foreign star

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Speaker 12: with his comments. We used to be compatible sexually, but

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Speaker 12: now he's fine with the basics and the whole ordeal

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Speaker 12: having sex. I grew up in a strict religious home

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Speaker 4: Would sex toys help at all?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 7: I can't help hereat this question right here. I can't

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Speaker 7: answer that first question. Do me and get tired of sex?

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Speaker 7: That answer is no. That answer is no, not no,

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Speaker 7: now n a W with an H on it. Now Hell,

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Speaker 7: Now I say something what you all say, Tom ain't

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Speaker 7: no way he can handle some toys if he can't

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Speaker 2: Since you by something, you really can't bring a suitcase

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Speaker 7: Don't coming in and start cutting stuff on If he

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Speaker 7: don't want to change positions. He really ain't gonna want

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Speaker 7: to be a changing all these facial expressions.

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Speaker 1: Porn star. Now I think you.

447
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:37,680
Speaker 2: A porn start.

448
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:42,480
Speaker 7: Now you start pulling out gadgets, right, lady bugs.

449
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,720
Speaker 4: And it only last minutes on on.

450
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,080
Speaker 7: The cob and feathers in.

451
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:55,480
Speaker 2: The big jail. Pop you can't. I'm just telling you

452
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:57,560
Speaker 2: go ahead on some soap.

453
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Speaker 12: Sodd go ahead, which says I've been married for nine

454
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:03,399
Speaker 12: years and my wife and I are together. Were together

455
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:06,440
Speaker 12: for months during the pandemic. I saw a huge decline

456
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:09,400
Speaker 12: in her hygiene and figured she was getting depressed. I'd

457
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:12,000
Speaker 12: have her hairstyle, is coming to her hair, and I

458
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 12: even polished her toes a few times. I finally figured

459
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:18,240
Speaker 12: out that it's not depression. She just doesn't like to bathe.

460
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:20,679
Speaker 12: She still works from home and she likes to shower

461
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:25,280
Speaker 12: a few times a week. I don't smell her. I

462
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:27,760
Speaker 12: don't smell her, and I don't want to. So how

463
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,320
Speaker 12: do I get some soap and water on her every day?

464
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:31,880
Speaker 2: I don't know.

465
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:35,440
Speaker 7: I can't help here, dog, I've never had that problem.

466
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:38,480
Speaker 7: I will admit this for the first time. Uncle Steve

467
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:43,240
Speaker 7: has never ran into that problem, not with a woman now, friends,

468
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:47,879
Speaker 7: my sons, me as a boy. Yet I avoided her

469
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:51,600
Speaker 7: bath whenever I could. I just thought it was a

470
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:55,280
Speaker 7: waste of damn time. I'm out here playing, Why would

471
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:55,720
Speaker 7: I want.

472
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Speaker 2: To come in here and wash?

473
00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:00,480
Speaker 7: But my whole goal is to get dirty.

474
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,399
Speaker 2: I don't even understand this.

475
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:06,520
Speaker 7: So see if you notice, I've diverted this question back

476
00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:09,000
Speaker 7: to my childhood because I got nothing for you.

477
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Speaker 2: Man, I don't know. I've never met a woman who's

478
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:13,480
Speaker 2: not clean.

479
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:22,080
Speaker 7: I don't, I don't, you don't want to, Yeah, But.

480
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:22,960
Speaker 2: I tell you one thing.

481
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Speaker 7: It makes you really appreciate who you have in your

482
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:31,200
Speaker 7: life when you see a letter like this, Thank you

483
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:38,280
Speaker 7: Lord for my girl who loves to take baths anytime

484
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:40,280
Speaker 7: of the day. Steve, I'm going upstairs take a bath,

485
00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:43,760
Speaker 7: all right, taking all these damn baths. But guess what

486
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:48,600
Speaker 7: I'd rather have that than when you gonna take a bath?

487
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:50,520
Speaker 1: Right man?

488
00:25:51,160 --> 00:26:01,439
Speaker 2: In that running water as a hit you know, Hey,

489
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:03,960
Speaker 2: baby Brad, it's bad water. You want it?

490
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:05,640
Speaker 4: What should he do?

491
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:05,880
Speaker 2: See?

492
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:07,480
Speaker 4: Should he just come out and tell her?

493
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:10,400
Speaker 7: Or I don't know what he should do, Shirley, I've

494
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:13,520
Speaker 7: never had this. I have no experience at this CLO

495
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 7: don't know. CLO just don't know.

496
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:19,280
Speaker 1: Well, can I just make a suggestion?

497
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:20,600
Speaker 2: Oh, here we go.

498
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Speaker 8: I'm just thinking maybe when y'all go by the call wash,

499
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,439
Speaker 8: just say, baby, can you hop out and go through

500
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:25,920
Speaker 8: their first?

501
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:29,240
Speaker 1: That's soaping water right there.

502
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:31,560
Speaker 4: We just need to see we can get ill.

503
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Speaker 6: Just let the window down, just let the water down,

504
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:35,280
Speaker 6: Let that brush come through.

505
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:36,880
Speaker 1: That just does something come through?

506
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Speaker 12: It might be Yeah, he needs to have some sort

507
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:44,000
Speaker 12: of conversation with her, all right. Moving on, Benita and

508
00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:47,560
Speaker 12: Charlotte says, I'm a single mother and my parents help

509
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,520
Speaker 12: me out with my daughter so I can have a

510
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:52,240
Speaker 12: dating life. In order for them to babysit for me,

511
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:55,280
Speaker 12: they make me bring the man to meet them first.

512
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:58,199
Speaker 12: I'm twenty nine and I don't have any friends my

513
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Speaker 12: age that will babysit, and I can can't afford to

514
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,560
Speaker 12: pay a sitter. It's cruel for my parents to treat

515
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,080
Speaker 12: me like a child, but I have no other options.

516
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:08,919
Speaker 12: It's a turnoff for the guys too. Is there a

517
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,280
Speaker 12: way to make it less obvious to the guys I

518
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 12: go out with?

519
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:12,480
Speaker 6: Wow?

520
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:15,879
Speaker 7: Yeah, interesting, that ain't no way around that, you know,

521
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:18,400
Speaker 7: And I know your mommy and daddy old cause your

522
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:19,640
Speaker 7: name Benita.

523
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:29,720
Speaker 14: She's only ain't dog and twenty nine Banita, buto at

524
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 14: twenty nine you ain't last time I heard that one

525
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:32,440
Speaker 14: like that dog?

526
00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:39,160
Speaker 7: So your mommy and daddy is Herman and Celestine. Now

527
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 7: they sitting at the door waiting on Dante to come

528
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:52,080
Speaker 7: and meet Herman and Celestine. Well look at you, So

529
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:55,200
Speaker 7: what you what you do for work? This is the

530
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:59,720
Speaker 7: old people question. Yeah, so what you do for work?

531
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 6: I'm a computer analysis komprudo?

532
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:09,040
Speaker 7: What what what you? He ain't want to get into

533
00:28:09,119 --> 00:28:15,399
Speaker 7: nothing that stay with you? Heating and air, you know,

534
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:20,359
Speaker 7: with some you know something you can put hang your

535
00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:23,719
Speaker 7: hat on. Working on the comprueter pollar. People ain't got

536
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 7: no comprudter. What you're gonna fix? Then everyone has computer, sir,

537
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 7: sallest thing we got compruited in here.

538
00:28:33,359 --> 00:28:35,120
Speaker 2: So he said, let's see, he said, we ain't got

539
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 2: pet We just got microwaved. Can you fix that? Because

540
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,720
Speaker 2: that's been out that you had a skill? Fit you

541
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 2: be on the some Yeah, she can't bring none of

542
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 2: her mean over that old ass house.

543
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 12: Thank you you're listening, morning show. All right, it's time

544
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:57,240
Speaker 12: for something funny, Steve, uh, we want you to try

545
00:28:57,280 --> 00:29:00,920
Speaker 12: and help people get their next job simply by trying. Okay,

546
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:02,640
Speaker 12: I'm going to tell you what this is all about.

547
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 12: It says, breaking out some tears may help you land

548
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:09,880
Speaker 12: your next job during a job interview. You definitely want

549
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:12,480
Speaker 12: them to remember you, and it turns out a few

550
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:15,680
Speaker 12: tears just might do the trick. While you may think

551
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 12: that crying during the interview process would blow your chances

552
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:22,120
Speaker 12: of getting a job, there are some people who say

553
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:23,640
Speaker 12: it actually works.

554
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 4: Wonders.

555
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:29,920
Speaker 2: So, okay, well let's go to Okay, we're a job interview.

556
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:37,479
Speaker 7: You and Carla are interviewing me.

557
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:38,959
Speaker 2: Tell you, and so let's go and let's start the interview.

558
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:40,440
Speaker 2: Let's talk to vieh.

559
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 4: Well, good morning, mister Harvey. How are you today?

560
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 2: How are you, Harvey Strawberry? Mister Miles, thank you for

561
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:49,720
Speaker 2: having me such an opportunity.

562
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 6: All right, So, mister Harvey, let's get start. I wanted

563
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:54,760
Speaker 6: to ask you what exactly what makes you qualify for

564
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 6: this job?

565
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 7: Well, having had several jobs before, they gave me the

566
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:03,360
Speaker 7: experience of exact thing that you folks are looking for.

567
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 7: That's pretty much made me qualified. And you know, everybody

568
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:11,240
Speaker 7: that I've ever worked with have always said I was

569
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 7: really just overqualified.

570
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 12: Here, let me ask you something on mister Harvey, why

571
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:21,520
Speaker 12: did you leave your last job?

572
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:33,320
Speaker 2: Oh god, that's so difficult that you bought this up?

573
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:39,400
Speaker 15: Yea, oh god, I was.

574
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:48,640
Speaker 7: I was there for sixteen years. You know, really, you know,

575
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:53,440
Speaker 7: they just came in and they just closed it.

576
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 2: I mean they just shut the shut the doors.

577
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:08,000
Speaker 7: I was in the parking lot happy, I was studying there.

578
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 12: Shane, I'm crying, mister Harvey.

579
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 7: No, no, it was just's Shane and do interview.

580
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 2: It's not happy. Let me jump in here. Okay.

581
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 6: Just before that, they were all I wanted to ask you,

582
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 6: mister Harvey. You know, a job like this, you're going

583
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:42,800
Speaker 6: to be working with a lot of people. You're going

584
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:45,120
Speaker 6: to be doing a lot of interacting. Uh you know,

585
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,120
Speaker 6: how did you do you have the skill set to

586
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:48,560
Speaker 6: actually interact with other people?

587
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:49,200
Speaker 13: Yeah?

588
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 2: You know, yeah, I'm interacted quich having.

589
00:31:52,760 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 7: A damn doesn't take much, we see. Yeah, I interact

590
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:06,240
Speaker 7: with people who's just talking about it sort of gets me.

591
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 13: You know.

592
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 2: I'm fun, I'm fine with other people.

593
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:15,720
Speaker 12: Well, mister Harvey, this is a sales position. We're looking

594
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 12: to hire you for and we just want to make

595
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:22,200
Speaker 12: sure that you're the right person. As Thomas mentioned earlier,

596
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 12: you have the right qualifications for this position. You have

597
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 12: to interact with people, you have to sell our product,

598
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:34,560
Speaker 12: and you know people by you first before they even

599
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 12: buy the product. So I just want to make sure

600
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:41,480
Speaker 12: that that you know. This little crying thing I hear,

601
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 12: it's it's not really.

602
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,760
Speaker 11: Cry, right, I got a question for you.

603
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:53,240
Speaker 2: I don't just cry.

604
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 11: Sounds like you do.

605
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 2: I'm I'm crying because I'm out of work.

606
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's no crying at work.

607
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:03,800
Speaker 2: I don't.

608
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:04,960
Speaker 1: I don't not here yet.

609
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 2: You hired me, I can stop you cry too. If

610
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 2: you're working.

611
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 11: God, what are your strengths. Let's talk about something positive.

612
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:25,880
Speaker 2: One of my strengths is.

613
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:34,719
Speaker 7: I can absolutely pull it together. That's one of my structures.

614
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:36,000
Speaker 7: I promise you I can.

615
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 2: If you just hired me. There's a journey jib holes.

616
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:41,239
Speaker 7: Out of the LC and this is like instant If

617
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:43,960
Speaker 7: not one would just say you're hired, I can.

618
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:48,960
Speaker 2: Begin to show you. It was just sitting here in

619
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Speaker 2: the eighteenth interviews. This is the third level. This is

620
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:57,400
Speaker 2: supposed to be it. I was told by your supervisor,

621
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 2: then it wouldn't we do even here I am, and

622
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,480
Speaker 2: we're still talking about job.

623
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Speaker 4: Well, this is that's why it's called a process, mister Harvey.

624
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,200
Speaker 2: A process.

625
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:21,240
Speaker 12: Yeah, follow the interview processes.

626
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 11: So he'll stop.

627
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:32,320
Speaker 6: Please, Well, let's let's evaluate miss Charley Strawberry Carlor. Do

628
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:35,839
Speaker 6: you think we have the right person for the job. Well,

629
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:39,040
Speaker 6: how about we let this person sell themselves in thirty

630
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:39,960
Speaker 6: seconds to us?

631
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Speaker 11: Okay, yeah, sounds good.

632
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 6: Yes, mister Harvey, could you sell yourself for thirty seconds

633
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:45,480
Speaker 6: to us?

634
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:45,880
Speaker 13: Please?

635
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:49,879
Speaker 12: Okay, give me a moment you want to go out

636
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:54,680
Speaker 12: let me okay, and you can start now and now.

637
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:58,440
Speaker 7: And I believe that I'm extremely qualified for this position

638
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 7: due to the fact that I'm probably the most experienced

639
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 7: candidate that you'll meet from time to time. I've also

640
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:08,080
Speaker 7: discovered that I have several traits that this company's lacking,

641
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:12,400
Speaker 7: and I can be a most fulfilling factor in developing

642
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 7: the app to loot direction of your firm and your company.

643
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 7: I will be budding asset, and that is why I

644
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 7: think I should.

645
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 2: Have the job.

646
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:29,880
Speaker 12: Okay, right, he said, no tears. Okay, if you're asking me,

647
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:36,799
Speaker 12: I would say he's hired. Oh god, you're listening.

648
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:39,640
Speaker 4: Morning show all right.

649
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:42,200
Speaker 12: Time for another round of would you rather let's get

650
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 12: right to it. Would you rather have an extra hour

651
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 12: a day? And if you have that extra hour, would

652
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 12: you rather spend it sleeping or having sex?

653
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 13: Oh?

654
00:35:56,120 --> 00:36:00,040
Speaker 9: Come on, sure, we already know, we already know what

655
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:00,680
Speaker 9: we're talking about.

656
00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:03,680
Speaker 4: Just sleeping with the person or would you be rather

657
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 4: have with that person?

658
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:07,799
Speaker 6: Well, when we get through having sex, we're gonna be sleep.

659
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:09,160
Speaker 6: So I'm gonna get both of them.

660
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,880
Speaker 7: It's no way I'm getting an extra hour just being asleep.

661
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 7: So you get ask you hour to be unconscious. How

662
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 7: stupid as that?

663
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:24,320
Speaker 4: But you always talk about, you know you need more sleep.

664
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Speaker 7: You know you always hear me talking about people sleep

665
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 7: too much. Yeah, yeah, that's what you always hear me

666
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 7: talking about. And I'll be damn if you give me

667
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 7: an extra how I'm gonna do it? Take my extra

668
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:40,239
Speaker 7: that I can press forward and be sleep, I can

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Speaker 7: get up and see something else.

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Speaker 2: Man, what now, you just blew your time. I think

671
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Speaker 2: all the men a grieving that be what?

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Speaker 6: What whatming on?

673
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Speaker 2: Gonna be?

674
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Speaker 13: All right?

675
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:56,279
Speaker 2: I ain't even got the head of sex. Just give

676
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Speaker 2: me the extra hour.

677
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Speaker 4: What you can only do those two things. Sleeper, have sex,

678
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Speaker 4: that's it.

679
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Speaker 2: All right? All right?

680
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Speaker 12: During a quarantine, would you rather be alone with your

681
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,800
Speaker 12: partner or spouse.

682
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,000
Speaker 2: Like the hold the website?

683
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Speaker 1: B don't even know what it is?

684
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Speaker 7: Would you rather be alone with your family and quarantine

685
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:32,440
Speaker 7: with your spouse and family or B.

686
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Speaker 12: She is? Or would you be rather be just alone

687
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:41,720
Speaker 12: with the TV? Just a TV that's it, your family

688
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:42,919
Speaker 12: or just a TV?

689
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:43,360
Speaker 10: What?

690
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:48,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, y'all didn't go through this pandem.

691
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:51,680
Speaker 4: I'm the only one.

692
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Speaker 2: Don't ask surprised about that answer. Hold on, lady, ladies.

693
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Speaker 13: He was.

694
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Speaker 1: With the girls on this because I was already alone,

695
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:08,200
Speaker 1: remember he was If you watch the tree girl, Yeah,

696
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 1: I need somebody in him.

697
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Speaker 11: I heard my neighbor.

698
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:15,200
Speaker 1: Don't open I opened my hand.

699
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:23,560
Speaker 2: Hey, yeah, all right.

700
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Speaker 12: If you would you rather if you could only eat

701
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:35,080
Speaker 12: one food for the rest of your life one? Would

702
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 12: you would you rather for it to be chiit ling's

703
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:39,920
Speaker 12: or cow tongue?

704
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 2: I'd rather you get this question right. Come on, say

705
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:42,839
Speaker 2: it again?

706
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:46,840
Speaker 4: Would if you could? It is right? Rather you listen,

707
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 4: We've run out of time.

708
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:52,040
Speaker 2: I wasted it.

709
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 4: You're listening hard Morning show.

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00:38:56,880 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 12: Time to check Steve's voicemail eight seven seven twenty nine.

711
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:03,200
Speaker 12: Steve eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve is the number.

712
00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 12: All right, Steve, Let's go to the phones. We got

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Speaker 12: Line one. Carlton in Chicago.

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Speaker 13: Ac Irvey Family, Carlton Murray loving you in Chicago.

715
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:17,840
Speaker 11: Man, it's cold, that's it.

716
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Speaker 1: Yet to hang up?

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00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 2: Well, Carton, gotta go.

718
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:27,800
Speaker 7: I've lived in Chicago twice in the early nineties, and

719
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 7: I lived there again from two thousand and five to

720
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Speaker 7: two thousand and twelve thirteen fifteen. I lived seven year,

721
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Speaker 7: five years in Chicago, and it is cold. It is

722
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Speaker 7: the coldest place in the United States I've ever lived.

723
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Speaker 7: And it's cold, beautiful city in the summer. But the

724
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,080
Speaker 7: crazy thing was, I was never there in this summer,

725
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 7: always handed the limber to go tape shows somewhere. And

726
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:57,719
Speaker 7: then when I came back, I came back in October,

727
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:00,799
Speaker 7: September October, so all I saw it was a couple

728
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:03,279
Speaker 7: of nice little days. They wasn't really not. And then

729
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:06,320
Speaker 7: after that here comes hail in the form of frost.

730
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Speaker 7: Got some man vicious in Chicago. But great city, man,

731
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 7: great people, great radio station there V one O three.

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Speaker 7: I'm talking about some real smart people. In radio up there,

733
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Speaker 7: man been, I've been fans in Chicago radio for a

734
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Speaker 7: long time.

735
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Speaker 2: But no one does radio the way Chicago does. No one.

736
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Speaker 7: Chicago was up a radio city, you know. And the

737
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Speaker 7: dude feeder that used to report on radio, he jacked

738
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Speaker 7: me one time. He jacked me one time. But that's

739
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:43,359
Speaker 7: neither here nor there. But you know, you can't stop

740
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Speaker 7: it because we got good ass ratings up there or whatever.

741
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Speaker 2: Right right, you got it right, you know.

742
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Speaker 12: All right, Carlton, Yeah, all right, let's go to line too, Steve.

743
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 12: This colle just has a question about comedy.

744
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Speaker 13: Hey, Steve, old big fan of yours, have been for

745
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:01,520
Speaker 13: a long time. I have one question. If you were

746
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Speaker 13: going to pass off your king comedy crown.

747
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Speaker 2: Who'd you pass it to? Well, living today right now

748
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Speaker 2: is Dave Chappelle.

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Speaker 7: This is this is my personal Mount Rushmore of comedy,

750
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:23,560
Speaker 7: excluding Richard Pryor, because he's a plaque by himself. Richard

751
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:29,439
Speaker 7: Pryor is a monument himself, My Mount Rushmore.

752
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:33,240
Speaker 2: Of comedy outside of Richard Pryor.

753
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 7: For me, now keep in mind, I'm sixty four, it's

754
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:47,279
Speaker 7: Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Cedric the Entertainer.

755
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 2: Because I just I just know comedy matter.

756
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:53,800
Speaker 7: What do you how these dues right and and and

757
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,960
Speaker 7: and how they are on stage when they in the

758
00:41:56,160 --> 00:42:03,799
Speaker 7: best element. I got Rock, I got Chapelle, I got Cedric. Uh,

759
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:06,439
Speaker 7: I'm I'm I'm gonna just be honest with you. Man.

760
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 7: If if if I looked at at my body of

761
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 7: work and what I did, I would put myself on

762
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Speaker 7: that wall because when I was doing it, I was

763
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Speaker 7: I was that to me how a lot of people

764
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Speaker 7: and and and I'm just being real with you, But

765
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Speaker 7: then I'm just impartial.

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Speaker 6: Man.

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Speaker 7: Bernie, Bernie would be on that because of the way

768
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Speaker 7: he worked. I don't people don't really understand comedy, Bernie.

769
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Speaker 7: And then Uh, I would have to say after saying myself,

770
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Speaker 7: Bernie has said, I have to include d L hugely

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Speaker 7: because the Kings of Comedy was an event that's never

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Speaker 7: been done prior and never been duplicated after the Kings

773
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Speaker 7: of Comedy. Man was the four of us as a unit,

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Speaker 7: It's un deniable in history of comedy.

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Speaker 2: I don't care who you are now, if you being honest,

776
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:05,719
Speaker 2: I'm talking about that.

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00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 7: Collective group of dudes did something that had never been

778
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Speaker 7: done before and has never been done since period. For me, man,

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00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:18,799
Speaker 7: my dollars in terms of dudes that's on stage. That's

780
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Speaker 7: really vicious earthquake. Hey, k hiss way is a leg

781
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:27,920
Speaker 7: now in that in that level right there up, but

782
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,479
Speaker 7: they've taken it to another level.

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Speaker 2: He gets a huge monument. It's Kevin Hart.

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Speaker 7: Kevin Hart gets he gets a plaque for the way

785
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Speaker 7: he's diversified his stand up. Now, Eddie, Eddie and Richard.

786
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Speaker 7: That's that's somewhere else we ain't talking about there, all right, all.

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Speaker 4: Right, thank you, Steve.

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Speaker 12: Coming up next to is the nephew with today's prank

789
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Speaker 12: phone call. Right after this, you're listening Hard Morning Show.

790
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Speaker 12: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

791
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Speaker 12: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the

792
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Speaker 12: subject my boss wants to whip me.

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00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:04,920
Speaker 4: Oh, oh, we don't know what that means. Oh, you

794
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:05,759
Speaker 4: know what it means.

795
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Speaker 2: You know, dark will what it means.

796
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Speaker 4: And none of us wrote this, Steve, none of us

797
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Speaker 4: my boss whip me.

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Speaker 12: We'll get into that in just a bit, but right

799
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Speaker 12: now the nephew is here with today's frank phone call.

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Speaker 4: What you got for us, nep.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know how I feel. I

802
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,239
Speaker 2: don't know how I want to do it.

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Speaker 4: Come on, King of Frank.

804
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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, here we go. Pomp your breaks, mama,

805
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Speaker 2: Pump your breaks, mama.

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Speaker 6: All right, that's the prank call pump your breaks mama,

807
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Speaker 6: cat dog.

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Speaker 2: If you would.

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Speaker 13: Hello, I'm trying to reach Natalie please. Yeah, is Natalie Natalie?

810
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Speaker 13: How you doing? My name is Darren. I'm with the

811
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Speaker 13: Homeowner's Association.

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Speaker 15: Oh okay, hey, dad, how you doing.

813
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 13: Listen, we got we got a bit of a problem,

814
00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:00,560
Speaker 13: if you don't mind me asking, Who's who who actually

815
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 13: brings her kids home from school? Uh? Each day?

816
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 15: Oh, my mom gets my kids for me and she

817
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Speaker 15: drops them off.

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Speaker 13: Okay, wow, okay, okay, Well we have a we have

819
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Speaker 13: a bit of a problem. The kids are fine, that's

820
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:19,480
Speaker 13: there's no issue with the kids at all. But you know,

821
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Speaker 13: we've had a meeting here at the h o A.

822
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 13: We've been getting some complaints. Uh it seems like your

823
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 13: mother is is uh really speeding down the street real fast,

824
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 13: and you know everyone's complaining about it that you know,

825
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:36,840
Speaker 13: it's a lot of kids walking home from school and

826
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Speaker 13: it seems like your mom is driving real fast when

827
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Speaker 13: she's coming down the street to drop your kids off.

828
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Speaker 13: Did you know anything about this? Uh? No, not at all.

829
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Speaker 15: That doesn't even sound like her.

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Speaker 13: Okay, what type of color? Uh? Let me ask you this, Natalie,

831
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Speaker 13: We're we're we From what I understand, it is a

832
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:02,040
Speaker 13: what kind of comfort your mom had? Is a board

833
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:05,279
Speaker 13: escape or something like that? Some a little suv? Is

834
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:07,359
Speaker 13: that what your mom has? Yeah?

835
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Speaker 15: She has a little red suv?

836
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Speaker 13: Okay, all right? So the problem is is that that's

837
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Speaker 13: the same car, that's the one we're talking about. And

838
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:21,560
Speaker 13: it seems like, you know, your mother is is flying

839
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Speaker 13: down the street and she drops the kids off, and

840
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:26,360
Speaker 13: when she leaves, she's flying back out of the neighborhood

841
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 13: and a couple of times some of the neighbors have

842
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 13: told her to slow down, and you know, I don't

843
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 13: know if she's flicked them off or set something out

844
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:36,960
Speaker 13: the window, you know, but you know, this is stuff

845
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,439
Speaker 13: that we just cannot tolerate. Huh.

846
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:42,319
Speaker 15: Well it really does just sound like my mom.

847
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Speaker 13: But you know, okay, well look at you know what, Natalie.

848
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:47,560
Speaker 13: What we're not gonna do is what you're not gonna

849
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:49,759
Speaker 13: do is act like is not your mama, it's your

850
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 13: mother that's doing this. So what we need you to

851
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:55,040
Speaker 13: do is tell your mama to slow out down so

852
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:57,799
Speaker 13: we don't have the problem, all right, because I trying

853
00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:59,399
Speaker 13: to be nice with you at first, but if you're

854
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 13: gonna be in the figure it's not your mama, then

855
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:02,920
Speaker 13: we got issue.

856
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:07,680
Speaker 15: First of all, Darren from h O A, I need

857
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:10,440
Speaker 15: you to watch your toes and who is you're talking to,

858
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 15: all right, I need you to calm that all the

859
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:14,480
Speaker 15: way down, all right, said.

860
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:18,440
Speaker 13: You need to slow your damn mama down. That's what

861
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:20,880
Speaker 13: you need to do. Slow your mama. The way she's

862
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:23,319
Speaker 13: driving us to do is stand in the.

863
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:25,320
Speaker 15: Middle of the street if she flying down and so

864
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:28,279
Speaker 15: hopefully she can knock you out the way. Okay, don't

865
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:31,239
Speaker 15: talk to me like that. You're being ruined, disrespectful. I'm

866
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:33,399
Speaker 15: gonna catch her at this time because I don't think

867
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:35,520
Speaker 15: it's out. But you're not gonna talk to me like that.

868
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Speaker 13: Okay, So your mama can just drive it out the

869
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:41,440
Speaker 13: street and after they what she want to do.

870
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Speaker 15: Mamma could do whatever she wanted to do.

871
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 13: She'll go on a doing it. She can't doing in

872
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:48,480
Speaker 13: the neighborhood that I'm a member of the h o A.

873
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:51,719
Speaker 13: She can't do it there. Okay, So I don't mind

874
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:54,319
Speaker 13: having your mama risted with your kids in the car.

875
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:56,919
Speaker 13: If I got you, I wish she would.

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00:47:57,239 --> 00:47:59,759
Speaker 15: I wish you would have my mama wrested with my

877
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:02,239
Speaker 15: kids in the car. You're gonna have more problems than

878
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:06,280
Speaker 15: you ever had. Okay, you better not have my mama arrested.

879
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:09,400
Speaker 15: You're gonna get arrested and you're gonna be sent to

880
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:10,600
Speaker 15: the hospital. How about that.

881
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:14,279
Speaker 13: Okay, let me tell yourself. Tell you your mama so

882
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:17,200
Speaker 13: slow home down in these streets. This is the last

883
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:19,560
Speaker 13: one that I'm giving, y'all, this is the last one.

884
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:21,920
Speaker 15: Well, you know what I'm saying. You ain't got to

885
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,960
Speaker 15: get no warming's okay. We can have a real conversation

886
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:27,399
Speaker 15: about it. We can meet and talk about it, because

887
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:29,239
Speaker 15: you ain't gonna talk to me like that, and you

888
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:31,480
Speaker 15: and I ain't telling my mama nothing. I ain't telling

889
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 15: how to slow the house and nothing. What you're gonna do?

890
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 15: What's your mama do?

891
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:35,080
Speaker 9: Dad?

892
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 15: Matter fact, Let's meet about it, and I'm gonna bringing

893
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 15: my husband to say. You got so much to say,

894
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:42,600
Speaker 15: you don't say. I don't want you to have keep

895
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:45,440
Speaker 15: that same energy. Okay, with my husband, I want you

896
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:47,239
Speaker 15: to talk to him like you're talking to me.

897
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:51,040
Speaker 13: He Let me tell yourself, I ain't worry about your husband,

898
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:53,239
Speaker 13: none of that. All right, I'm gonna say I'm gonna

899
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:55,399
Speaker 13: say this right here. I'm gonna say this right here.

900
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:57,960
Speaker 13: Tommy is the one that told us that your mama

901
00:48:58,080 --> 00:48:58,919
Speaker 13: was fading down the street.

902
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:03,240
Speaker 15: Tommy one said, Tommy, what it was, Tommy.

903
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:07,560
Speaker 13: Tommy said, your mama was the one running up and

904
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:10,319
Speaker 13: down the street, fast going party, fifty mile an out.

905
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:13,240
Speaker 13: Tommy the one said that I don't know who Tommy,

906
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:14,600
Speaker 13: but Tommy can kiss my.

907
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:18,279
Speaker 15: You can kiss my. And he got the neighbors who

908
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:20,440
Speaker 15: got something to say about my mama can kiss my

909
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:21,440
Speaker 15: about that.

910
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:26,719
Speaker 13: Let me shoot it. Do you know, nephew Tommy from

911
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:32,040
Speaker 13: the Steve Harvey Morning Show, do you know restart of

912
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:35,880
Speaker 13: a got me?

913
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 4: Why are you.

914
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:42,520
Speaker 13: Like go on?

915
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:47,640
Speaker 15: I've been like.

916
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:53,359
Speaker 13: A time question to me. I'm all about to get

917
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:53,960
Speaker 13: you lit.

918
00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:55,800
Speaker 15: Up, brother, nephew.

919
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:59,879
Speaker 13: Tell me your sister, Darius, God need to pray for all.

920
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:01,400
Speaker 13: Call you baby you.

921
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:08,520
Speaker 15: Oh it's going down, It is going down. I'll take

922
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 15: back into real mother. You know what I'm get back, man.

923
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:18,960
Speaker 15: I knew that my mama talk to me like that.

924
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:23,800
Speaker 13: You cut me, You got me. Everybody become me. This

925
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:26,640
Speaker 13: one more thing before you go. What is the baddest

926
00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:29,880
Speaker 13: and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

927
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:35,080
Speaker 15: You know it's the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And tell

928
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 15: Steve I said, Hey, be looking good.

929
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:44,359
Speaker 13: Your son.

930
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:47,880
Speaker 6: Yes, son, you mama got to slow down when she

931
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:51,759
Speaker 6: comes through here. Do this shoos one, okay, okay, kill

932
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:54,520
Speaker 6: your mama. You can't talk about nobody.

933
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:54,839
Speaker 2: Mama.

934
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:56,440
Speaker 4: You didn't, you can, you cannot.

935
00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:59,120
Speaker 11: You will push that button and said it's a or.

936
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:03,640
Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, fama can do whatever the hell she wanna do.

937
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:07,920
Speaker 6: Is mama driving through here flipping people off. When you

938
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:09,960
Speaker 6: drive through here, you need to slow your mama hands down.

939
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:10,759
Speaker 6: That's what you need to do.

940
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,920
Speaker 4: That's what made her really mad. You said that.

941
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:19,279
Speaker 6: Your mama slow her butt down when she passed through here.

942
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,440
Speaker 6: Nephew time your friends. I told her twenty six at

943
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:26,919
Speaker 6: the Hymend Center. That's Loafayette, Louisiana. The Hymand Center, Lafayette, Louisiana.

944
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:29,520
Speaker 6: Tickets on sale right now. Nephew time, me and friends

945
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:33,760
Speaker 6: coming to Lo Fierte me tickets on sale red nine.

946
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:35,799
Speaker 2: What else I got? I got planning, man, I got

947
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:38,480
Speaker 2: no Member of the night. This right here, this is the.

948
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:42,960
Speaker 6: Winston Stalum Winstom Salem State University to take. This is

949
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,760
Speaker 6: a concert right here Anthony Hamil to the Monica, hosted

950
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:47,840
Speaker 6: by yours truly Nephew Tommy.

951
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:49,320
Speaker 2: That is Nephew Tommy.

952
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:53,279
Speaker 6: We are in Winston Salem, North Carolina.

953
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:57,120
Speaker 2: Oh oh Thanksgiving weekend? Uh huh Thanksgiving comedy fests.

954
00:51:57,280 --> 00:52:00,480
Speaker 6: Is me with my girl Cheryl Underwood at the New

955
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:02,920
Speaker 6: Jersey Park And if you tell me Cheryl Underwood Fanness,

956
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:04,200
Speaker 6: Mitchell and Dominique.

957
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:04,480
Speaker 13: Yeah.

958
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:08,120
Speaker 4: Coming up next Strawberry Letter for today.

959
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:10,120
Speaker 2: I'll be trying to.

960
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:13,320
Speaker 4: Be It's hard.

961
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:18,320
Speaker 12: I'm coming up Strawberry Letter subject My boss wants to

962
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:20,719
Speaker 12: whip me. Wait till you hear this, though you're not

963
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:24,600
Speaker 12: gonna believe this. This comes with a disclaimer and we'll

964
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:29,120
Speaker 12: get into it right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show.

965
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:32,160
Speaker 12: Time Now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need

966
00:52:32,239 --> 00:52:37,160
Speaker 12: advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more. Please

967
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:40,320
Speaker 12: submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM dot com and

968
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:42,200
Speaker 12: click submit strawberry letter.

969
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:44,320
Speaker 4: We could be reading your letter.

970
00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:46,920
Speaker 12: Alive on the air, just like we're going to read

971
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:49,080
Speaker 12: this one right here, right now, and you never know

972
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:50,000
Speaker 12: it could be yours.

973
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:53,399
Speaker 2: But none of all, you no bucking up, Hold on tight,

974
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:54,319
Speaker 2: We got it for you here.

975
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:57,920
Speaker 12: It is a strawberry letter subject my boss wants to

976
00:52:58,000 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 12: whip me again.

977
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:00,480
Speaker 4: A just disclaimer.

978
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:03,960
Speaker 12: If you have young children anywhere around you, you do

979
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:08,000
Speaker 12: not want them to hear this letter, okay, Dear Stephen Shirley.

980
00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:10,799
Speaker 12: It says I'm a thirty one year old single black man,

981
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:13,719
Speaker 12: and about two months ago I was not ready to

982
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:15,600
Speaker 12: settle down yet, so I was.

983
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:17,000
Speaker 4: Mingling and dating.

984
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 12: After countless failures with meeting women, I finally came across

985
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:24,240
Speaker 12: a much older woman who was on the same page

986
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:27,840
Speaker 12: that I was on. She only wanted sex and that's it.

987
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:30,960
Speaker 12: She invited me to her house one evening, and from

988
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:34,200
Speaker 12: the moment I got there, it started getting heated. We

989
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:37,759
Speaker 12: were kissing and grinding on her sofa, and as it

990
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:40,279
Speaker 12: was about to go down, she left me on the

991
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:43,600
Speaker 12: sofa and went upstairs to her room, and she told

992
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:47,600
Speaker 12: me to give her ten minutes. So I undressed and

993
00:53:47,719 --> 00:53:51,600
Speaker 12: went upstairs and it was pitch black. She told me

994
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:54,320
Speaker 12: where to go, and I followed her voice into a

995
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:58,680
Speaker 12: room where all I heard was jingling keys and metal clinging,

996
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:02,640
Speaker 12: and something that's like a towel was hitting a mattress.

997
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:07,160
Speaker 12: The noises stopped suddenly, and she said, I got something

998
00:54:07,239 --> 00:54:10,719
Speaker 12: for you, baby, and the lights came on. There were

999
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:14,080
Speaker 12: four adult toys of different shapes and sizes, and she

1000
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:17,680
Speaker 12: was wearing a dog collar with a lot of gold

1001
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:21,680
Speaker 12: chains hanging from it. I looked over in the corner

1002
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:25,400
Speaker 12: and there was a huge dog cage on a platform.

1003
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:32,120
Speaker 12: She took off her launcherie and then I stood there

1004
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:35,920
Speaker 12: in disbelief. I asked where the dog was because I

1005
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:39,880
Speaker 12: didn't like dogs. She pulled out a belt and told

1006
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:42,160
Speaker 12: me to get in the cage while she whipped me

1007
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:46,919
Speaker 12: several times on my beer behind. I turned and ran

1008
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:50,360
Speaker 12: so fast that I almost fell down the stairs in

1009
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:51,200
Speaker 12: the dark.

1010
00:54:51,719 --> 00:54:54,600
Speaker 4: I ended up leaving my hat and my shirt, but

1011
00:54:55,239 --> 00:54:59,000
Speaker 4: I left with my dignity. Did you now what I

1012
00:54:59,200 --> 00:54:59,840
Speaker 4: failed to do?

1013
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:03,040
Speaker 12: What I failed to mention is that she's my direct

1014
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:07,439
Speaker 12: supervisor and she's very unhappy with how I left. She's

1015
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:11,120
Speaker 12: giving me major attitude because she wants a do over.

1016
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:13,360
Speaker 12: I really need my.

1017
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:17,080
Speaker 4: Job, So how do I fix this without getting whipped?

1018
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:22,200
Speaker 13: What? What?

1019
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:26,400
Speaker 4: It's going a lot? You with your boss?

1020
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:32,239
Speaker 12: You conveniently left out the fact that this woman was

1021
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:36,120
Speaker 12: your boss. You conveniently left that out until the very

1022
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:39,760
Speaker 12: last part of the letter. And that's because you probably

1023
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:41,880
Speaker 12: knew we were going to tell you. This was a

1024
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:43,480
Speaker 12: very stupid move on your part.

1025
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:46,399
Speaker 4: But I do have to tell you this. I'm glad

1026
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:47,000
Speaker 4: you got out.

1027
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:50,399
Speaker 12: I'm glad you survived it, even though you almost fell

1028
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:53,279
Speaker 12: down the stairs in the pitch black. You said you

1029
00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:56,560
Speaker 12: guys talked about this beforehand, and she was you guys

1030
00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:56,880
Speaker 12: were on.

1031
00:55:56,920 --> 00:55:58,840
Speaker 4: The same page. I don't think so.

1032
00:55:59,239 --> 00:56:01,359
Speaker 12: I don't think you're on the same page at all.

1033
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:05,920
Speaker 12: You got to get out of there. Either you're going

1034
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:08,839
Speaker 12: to have to transfer to a different department, or you're

1035
00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:10,920
Speaker 12: going to have to get another job somewhere else. You

1036
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,600
Speaker 12: should be interviewing and doing all that you can do

1037
00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:17,040
Speaker 12: to make that happen right now. And no matter how

1038
00:56:17,239 --> 00:56:19,520
Speaker 12: bad her attitude is, she is your boss, and you

1039
00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:21,400
Speaker 12: said she's giving you major attitude.

1040
00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:25,400
Speaker 4: Whatever you do, there are no do overs. Do not

1041
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:26,960
Speaker 4: go back to that lady's house.

1042
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:29,640
Speaker 12: Okay, next time, she might tell you to get in

1043
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:32,080
Speaker 12: the cage, lock you up with those jingling keys you

1044
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:36,160
Speaker 12: heard in the dark. Her kind of freakiness is a

1045
00:56:36,239 --> 00:56:39,680
Speaker 12: little different, and you can really get hurt with all

1046
00:56:39,719 --> 00:56:42,080
Speaker 12: the whipping and stuff, and this is just too crazy.

1047
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:45,279
Speaker 12: Stay away from her, do your job until you leave,

1048
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:47,399
Speaker 12: and then when you get out of there, don't look back.

1049
00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:51,200
Speaker 4: But please get out and get out now, Steve, this

1050
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:52,240
Speaker 4: is one.

1051
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:55,920
Speaker 7: Of those letters. Well, I'm going to use as a

1052
00:56:56,040 --> 00:57:02,520
Speaker 7: teaching moment a lot of young brothers listening to this show.

1053
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:04,480
Speaker 2: Uncle Steve.

1054
00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:09,239
Speaker 7: It's gonna walk you through some things that you need

1055
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:14,200
Speaker 7: to know when faced with anything similar to this. Let's

1056
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:17,680
Speaker 7: go now. He starts off by telling us who he is.

1057
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:20,880
Speaker 7: He's a thirty one year old, single black man, and

1058
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:25,720
Speaker 7: he said, very confusingly, about two months ago, I was

1059
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:28,600
Speaker 7: not ready to settle down yet. I don't know where

1060
00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:32,960
Speaker 7: that came from, because this whole letter has nothing about

1061
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:37,400
Speaker 7: you wanting a commitment of any kind. So you're just

1062
00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:39,600
Speaker 7: telling us a story. You're thirty one years old and

1063
00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:42,080
Speaker 7: you single ready to mingle. That's what you should have said.

1064
00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:45,000
Speaker 7: So I was mingling in Dayton. That's all you had

1065
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:45,400
Speaker 7: to say.

1066
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:45,680
Speaker 2: Dog.

1067
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:49,840
Speaker 7: After countless failures with meeting women's, no, they weren't.

1068
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:51,920
Speaker 2: They weren't countless failures.

1069
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:57,360
Speaker 7: You're not looking for a commitment, so anytime a relations fail,

1070
00:57:58,160 --> 00:58:04,000
Speaker 7: it's what you weren't commit to. Anyway, after countless failures,

1071
00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:08,680
Speaker 7: well you didn't want no successes. It was just dating

1072
00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:12,760
Speaker 7: and mingling. So let's just stay honest, brothers. I finally

1073
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:15,200
Speaker 7: came across a much older woman who was on the

1074
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:16,520
Speaker 7: same page.

1075
00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:18,360
Speaker 2: That I was on.

1076
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:22,880
Speaker 7: She only wanted sex and that's it. She invited me

1077
00:58:22,960 --> 00:58:25,480
Speaker 7: to her house one evening, and from the moment I

1078
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:29,320
Speaker 7: got there, it started getting heated. We was kissing and

1079
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:32,439
Speaker 7: grinding on the sofa. It was about to go down.

1080
00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:36,000
Speaker 7: She left me on the sofa. Here's the key. She

1081
00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:39,959
Speaker 7: left me on the sofa and went upstairs to her room,

1082
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:45,040
Speaker 7: and she told me to give her ten minutes. But nah,

1083
00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:53,080
Speaker 7: yo ass didn't listen, your stupid ass. Right after that said, so,

1084
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:58,840
Speaker 7: I undressed and went upstairs and it was pitch black

1085
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:01,520
Speaker 7: boy gotnked too early.

1086
00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:07,000
Speaker 4: All right, hold that thought right there, right there.

1087
00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:10,600
Speaker 2: We've all got it. We all welcome, know, Tommy, I.

1088
00:59:10,840 --> 00:59:13,720
Speaker 4: Know part two of your response coming up.

1089
00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:17,240
Speaker 12: Steve at twenty three minutes after the hour today Strawberry letter,

1090
00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:19,120
Speaker 12: subject my boss wants to whip me.

1091
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:24,439
Speaker 4: We'll be back right after this. You're listening morning show.

1092
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:25,560
Speaker 9: Come on, Steve.

1093
00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:27,000
Speaker 4: Let's recap this letter.

1094
00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:30,720
Speaker 12: The subject is please there is a disclaimer with this

1095
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:33,640
Speaker 12: letter if you have small children. My boss wants to

1096
00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:34,120
Speaker 12: whip me.

1097
00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:36,800
Speaker 2: Thirty one year old young man.

1098
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:41,400
Speaker 7: It's very confused about what he wants and what he's

1099
00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:45,160
Speaker 7: expecting out of the results from what he's actually doing.

1100
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:48,880
Speaker 2: He's dating and mingling around. He's serious, he don't want

1101
00:59:48,880 --> 00:59:49,600
Speaker 2: to settle down.

1102
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:53,560
Speaker 7: So now he's saying, after he's been meeting women, dating

1103
00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:57,120
Speaker 7: and all failure after failure, because you don't want nothing.

1104
00:59:57,840 --> 00:59:59,840
Speaker 7: And it just proves that you don't want nothing, because

1105
00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:04,400
Speaker 7: you said right after this, after countless failures in meeting women,

1106
01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:07,640
Speaker 7: I finally came across as much older woman who was

1107
01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:09,000
Speaker 7: on the same page that I was.

1108
01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:11,160
Speaker 2: One she only wanted sex and that's it.

1109
01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:16,280
Speaker 7: See, boy, you've been wanting to get in relationships to

1110
01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:20,320
Speaker 7: women that only want sex and that's it, and then

1111
01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:23,080
Speaker 7: when it don't work out, you consider that a failure.

1112
01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:26,400
Speaker 2: Everybody don't want to sign up for this foolishness.

1113
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:29,440
Speaker 7: Ah, but you to find this old ass lady though

1114
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:35,320
Speaker 7: ain't got no problem with it. H. So you meet her,

1115
01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:38,160
Speaker 7: y'all on the same page, invite you to a house.

1116
01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:41,479
Speaker 7: Soon as you got there, you grinding on the couch.

1117
01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:46,560
Speaker 7: It's hot, heated it thene got good boy. She left

1118
01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:49,200
Speaker 7: you on the sofa, went upstairs to her room and

1119
01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:53,720
Speaker 7: told you to give her ten minutes, Yo, jumping ass

1120
01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:56,200
Speaker 7: can't wait ten minutes?

1121
01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:57,680
Speaker 2: Why cause you're young.

1122
01:00:58,400 --> 01:01:02,080
Speaker 7: After she said give her two minutes, your reaction was

1123
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:06,880
Speaker 7: so I undressed and went upstairs, and it was pitch black.

1124
01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:11,760
Speaker 2: What is your ass up here for? She said, ten minutes?

1125
01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:17,640
Speaker 7: You up down two damn early, and your naked, and

1126
01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:22,040
Speaker 7: took your clothes off two damn fast, and went upstairs

1127
01:01:22,080 --> 01:01:27,120
Speaker 7: and left your clothes downstairs. How stupid is your ass?

1128
01:01:27,720 --> 01:01:32,080
Speaker 7: Don't ever have your clothes somewhere you can't reach them.

1129
01:01:33,640 --> 01:01:34,520
Speaker 2: That's the lesson.

1130
01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:40,520
Speaker 7: Ruh, there's so many lessons in this letter. Then I'm

1131
01:01:40,600 --> 01:01:44,320
Speaker 7: dressing with them, says. It was pitch black cause you're

1132
01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:49,120
Speaker 7: too damn early. She said ten minutes. She ain't set

1133
01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:52,720
Speaker 7: up yet, no light on. She told me where to go,

1134
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:55,920
Speaker 7: and I followed her voice into a room right here

1135
01:01:56,720 --> 01:02:01,440
Speaker 7: never be naked in the dark following voices.

1136
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:03,880
Speaker 2: Stupid?

1137
01:02:05,960 --> 01:02:08,680
Speaker 7: What it's I'm following the voice into a room where

1138
01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:13,680
Speaker 7: all I heard was jingling keys and metal clinging and

1139
01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:17,760
Speaker 7: something that sounded like a towel hitting the mattress.

1140
01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:24,840
Speaker 2: What And you kept walking towards the jingling.

1141
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:29,560
Speaker 7: And the towel hitting the mattress, and your ass naked

1142
01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:34,440
Speaker 7: and KC, do you understand how stupid you are? The

1143
01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:38,320
Speaker 7: noises stopped suddenly, and she said, I got something.

1144
01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:42,480
Speaker 2: For you, baby, And then the lights came on.

1145
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:48,160
Speaker 7: That was four adult toys of different shapes and sizes,

1146
01:02:48,400 --> 01:02:50,440
Speaker 7: and she was wearing a dog collar with a lot

1147
01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:53,400
Speaker 7: of gold chains hanging from it. I looked over in

1148
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:55,640
Speaker 7: the corner and that was a huge dog cage on

1149
01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:56,480
Speaker 7: the platform.

1150
01:02:58,080 --> 01:02:59,760
Speaker 2: See, I would have missed all this.

1151
01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:01,720
Speaker 1: Why Why?

1152
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:02,520
Speaker 2: Because I'm old?

1153
01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:04,760
Speaker 1: First of all?

1154
01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:08,840
Speaker 2: All our all she to herd was for me down stairs.

1155
01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:16,080
Speaker 7: You ready been bout twelve minutes. Now what you're doing?

1156
01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:22,360
Speaker 7: But all this because of the unknown. I have my

1157
01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:23,360
Speaker 7: damn clothes on.

1158
01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:28,440
Speaker 2: Just in case she says something crazy from upstairs.

1159
01:03:28,800 --> 01:03:31,840
Speaker 7: I can get on out the house downstairs and never

1160
01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:33,120
Speaker 7: speak to her ass again.

1161
01:03:33,520 --> 01:03:36,120
Speaker 2: But now you ask naked upstairs.

1162
01:03:36,320 --> 01:03:37,240
Speaker 11: Gulam Steves.

1163
01:03:37,600 --> 01:03:41,200
Speaker 2: Nah, she cut the light on. You look over in

1164
01:03:41,320 --> 01:03:41,800
Speaker 2: the corner.

1165
01:03:41,840 --> 01:03:46,320
Speaker 7: It's a huge dog cage on the platform, on the platform. Hell,

1166
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:48,840
Speaker 7: this dog cage doing them on the platform. She took

1167
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:52,600
Speaker 7: off her lungerie and I stood there in disbelief, probably

1168
01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:57,440
Speaker 7: cause you naked, know your naked. I asked where the

1169
01:03:57,600 --> 01:04:01,320
Speaker 7: dog was because I don't like dogs. See right there,

1170
01:04:01,640 --> 01:04:06,240
Speaker 7: your black ass upstairs with the potential German shepherd somewhere raw.

1171
01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:09,040
Speaker 2: So now you in the cage.

1172
01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:12,120
Speaker 7: You looking over there at the cage. You don't like dogs.

1173
01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:16,760
Speaker 7: Potential German shepherd Rot Wilder could be in the room, but.

1174
01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:19,120
Speaker 2: Now you can. And now you in that ass nicked.

1175
01:04:20,080 --> 01:04:23,400
Speaker 7: Now the reason this ain't working out for you, fool,

1176
01:04:24,040 --> 01:04:29,280
Speaker 7: because your ass is naked. See, getting whipped and asked

1177
01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:32,600
Speaker 7: to get in the cage is different when you fully clothed.

1178
01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:37,280
Speaker 7: But now you nicked, and your closing downstairs. And the

1179
01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:41,520
Speaker 7: reason she can whip you cross your ass. It's caught,

1180
01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:47,200
Speaker 7: you nicked, it's out. I turned and ran so fast,

1181
01:04:47,760 --> 01:04:50,480
Speaker 7: almost fell down the steps in the dark because you're

1182
01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:54,200
Speaker 7: slipping on the carpet cause your clothes downstairs.

1183
01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:56,560
Speaker 2: I ended up.

1184
01:04:56,600 --> 01:05:00,880
Speaker 7: Leaving my hat and shirt caused you couldn't find them

1185
01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:04,040
Speaker 7: because you got to keep your clothes where you can

1186
01:05:04,120 --> 01:05:05,080
Speaker 7: see them and reach them.

1187
01:05:05,720 --> 01:05:07,959
Speaker 2: Now you'd have left your cat, You left your hat

1188
01:05:08,440 --> 01:05:10,040
Speaker 2: and your damn shirt.

1189
01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:16,320
Speaker 7: Oh that's dnajo, dumb ass could be in a crime

1190
01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:18,960
Speaker 7: scene you over forty eight hours and don't even know

1191
01:05:19,080 --> 01:05:22,440
Speaker 7: it because you the left yr in the air closed

1192
01:05:22,480 --> 01:05:25,120
Speaker 7: downstairs or said about to get body whipped.

1193
01:05:26,520 --> 01:05:29,320
Speaker 2: Now come to find out this your boss. She wanted

1194
01:05:29,320 --> 01:05:30,480
Speaker 2: to do over. Now she got.

1195
01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:34,640
Speaker 7: Attitude when I come back, I'm just gonna give you

1196
01:05:34,760 --> 01:05:37,920
Speaker 7: ten seconds of what your solution is for this stupid

1197
01:05:37,960 --> 01:05:38,720
Speaker 7: ass upstairs.

1198
01:05:38,840 --> 01:05:40,840
Speaker 2: Neckd anybody told you to come up there.

1199
01:05:40,760 --> 01:05:43,600
Speaker 4: Yet this we'll be back right.

1200
01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:45,800
Speaker 2: Well, you is an employee, is what this is?

1201
01:05:46,120 --> 01:05:50,360
Speaker 4: You're listening morning show a right see right before we

1202
01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:53,680
Speaker 4: get to sports talk. You had a couple of more things.

1203
01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:56,400
Speaker 7: Let me just cloth this man and benom says naked

1204
01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:58,400
Speaker 7: would have found out who was his boss, and she

1205
01:05:58,560 --> 01:06:00,400
Speaker 7: was whipping him while he was naked, hold him to

1206
01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:02,760
Speaker 7: get in this big dog cage. And now he back

1207
01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:05,000
Speaker 7: at work and the boss got an attitude because she

1208
01:06:05,160 --> 01:06:07,960
Speaker 7: wants a do over. He really need his job and

1209
01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:10,040
Speaker 7: he know how, he'll know how to handle this situation.

1210
01:06:10,560 --> 01:06:12,560
Speaker 7: So now let me explain something to young boy. You're

1211
01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:15,000
Speaker 7: gonna have to give her a due over if you

1212
01:06:15,160 --> 01:06:18,320
Speaker 7: want to keep your job. Now, y'all shut up, You

1213
01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:22,160
Speaker 7: shut up, Shirley, You answer your letter. He thirty one,

1214
01:06:22,280 --> 01:06:25,720
Speaker 7: he can handle list. Go back in the door. Na,

1215
01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:28,320
Speaker 7: he don't go back in there. He got to get

1216
01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:31,320
Speaker 7: a do over. He got to control this situation. The

1217
01:06:31,560 --> 01:06:37,000
Speaker 7: do over is at a hotel. Can't bring all these

1218
01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:42,360
Speaker 7: bigger dog cages through that lobby, all these platforms and stuff.

1219
01:06:43,840 --> 01:06:46,840
Speaker 7: You gonna get your do over is at the hotel,

1220
01:06:47,800 --> 01:06:51,280
Speaker 7: and tell her you bringing your own trunk of toys.

1221
01:06:52,520 --> 01:06:55,560
Speaker 7: And they gonna be no four door toys of different sizes,

1222
01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:58,080
Speaker 7: because you're gonna end up wearing something if you ain't killed.

1223
01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:02,720
Speaker 2: Now, coming there with some with.

1224
01:07:02,840 --> 01:07:06,960
Speaker 7: A velvet rope, some fuzzy haird cuffs that don't click,

1225
01:07:07,680 --> 01:07:13,120
Speaker 7: a feather tickler that don't do no damage, can't push nothing. See,

1226
01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:15,160
Speaker 7: you gotta got to have your little sex toys. Had

1227
01:07:15,200 --> 01:07:17,840
Speaker 7: to have control on it and can't have nothing here

1228
01:07:17,880 --> 01:07:21,720
Speaker 7: with the battery on it. Why because that because that

1229
01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:24,160
Speaker 7: hair switches with levels on it. You that'll get out

1230
01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:28,400
Speaker 7: of control. Anything on high, he's gonna be shocking to

1231
01:07:28,520 --> 01:07:31,880
Speaker 7: your ass. Can't let nothing have a switch on it

1232
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:36,760
Speaker 7: that can go to high high.

1233
01:07:36,760 --> 01:07:40,120
Speaker 2: It's dangerous. Okay, that's all I want.

1234
01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:44,280
Speaker 8: Yes, call her question what if on this do over

1235
01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:47,880
Speaker 8: she doesn't like it because she's still his supervisor.

1236
01:07:48,960 --> 01:07:51,200
Speaker 2: Well, you just didn't like it. I ain't who you

1237
01:07:51,280 --> 01:07:51,960
Speaker 2: thought I was.

1238
01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:56,480
Speaker 7: When you seen me run out of this house once before,

1239
01:07:56,840 --> 01:07:59,520
Speaker 7: you already know I ain't up to who you thought

1240
01:07:59,600 --> 01:07:59,880
Speaker 7: I was.

1241
01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:02,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm scared of dogs.

1242
01:08:02,960 --> 01:08:05,080
Speaker 7: You got a dog cage that we're gonna have a

1243
01:08:05,200 --> 01:08:07,640
Speaker 7: due over, But I got a hotel and I have

1244
01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:11,439
Speaker 7: everything in there. Now you're coming there. You had attitude sex,

1245
01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:17,640
Speaker 7: that's all right, This ain't what I wanted. Well, you

1246
01:08:17,720 --> 01:08:18,800
Speaker 7: know this is This is all I.

1247
01:08:18,840 --> 01:08:21,160
Speaker 2: Got because this is just one time we do this

1248
01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:22,200
Speaker 2: due over and then that's it.

1249
01:08:22,560 --> 01:08:25,880
Speaker 7: If you do it and you don't do it, well,

1250
01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:28,479
Speaker 7: she ain't gonna want to have nothing else to do

1251
01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:28,800
Speaker 7: with you.

1252
01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:30,400
Speaker 2: But at least you will keep your job.

1253
01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:35,520
Speaker 6: It's hard to make naked decisions, though, it's hard.

1254
01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:39,479
Speaker 4: Left with his dignity, I'm.

1255
01:08:39,400 --> 01:08:51,439
Speaker 7: Telling nothing with a battery and a switch, no medium

1256
01:08:51,880 --> 01:08:53,559
Speaker 7: and high because when you get.

1257
01:08:53,479 --> 01:08:54,120
Speaker 13: Caught over.

1258
01:08:58,439 --> 01:09:02,360
Speaker 4: Right after this morning show.

1259
01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:08,000
Speaker 12: So I gotta ask you, guys, because we've all done this,

1260
01:09:09,120 --> 01:09:12,479
Speaker 12: what was your most embarrassing text that you've ever sent

1261
01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:13,759
Speaker 12: to someone by accident?

1262
01:09:14,520 --> 01:09:15,320
Speaker 4: We've all done this.

1263
01:09:15,880 --> 01:09:18,880
Speaker 12: Uh, you know there's nothing right worse than you're writing

1264
01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:21,960
Speaker 12: a private text to someone personal text and sending it

1265
01:09:22,040 --> 01:09:23,080
Speaker 12: to the wrong person.

1266
01:09:23,400 --> 01:09:25,479
Speaker 1: That is why I do not do group texts.

1267
01:09:26,760 --> 01:09:29,960
Speaker 2: So if you don't, you would not respond on at all.

1268
01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:32,320
Speaker 4: Because I'll forget to turn it off and fairly.

1269
01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:35,200
Speaker 6: Response comes back single. It is nobody else told it,

1270
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:37,080
Speaker 6: and I.

1271
01:09:37,160 --> 01:09:38,160
Speaker 4: Know how to good text.

1272
01:09:38,280 --> 01:09:42,759
Speaker 1: But so so, Junia, have you ever ACTID?

1273
01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:42,920
Speaker 13: Oh?

1274
01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:45,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, you need to understand last names.

1275
01:09:46,160 --> 01:09:48,320
Speaker 8: If the two people got the same last name, picked

1276
01:09:48,360 --> 01:09:51,840
Speaker 8: the right one because I sent a text to my sisters,

1277
01:09:51,880 --> 01:09:52,600
Speaker 8: said my mom, give on.

1278
01:09:52,680 --> 01:09:57,120
Speaker 1: My damn nurse, send it right to my mom. Oh

1279
01:09:57,200 --> 01:09:58,559
Speaker 1: I get so your damn nurse.

1280
01:09:58,680 --> 01:09:59,240
Speaker 2: That's what I do.

1281
01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:03,920
Speaker 1: Yes, that's what I do. I should have known that

1282
01:10:04,680 --> 01:10:06,479
Speaker 1: it was really really rough week.

1283
01:10:07,280 --> 01:10:08,240
Speaker 13: Yeah yeah. Yeah.

1284
01:10:08,479 --> 01:10:08,800
Speaker 10: It was.

1285
01:10:10,880 --> 01:10:14,799
Speaker 8: Talisa's space and alicia space is really close yeah close.

1286
01:10:16,080 --> 01:10:19,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I spent to Talisha. I should man, I

1287
01:10:19,880 --> 01:10:20,439
Speaker 1: was going.

1288
01:10:21,200 --> 01:10:23,280
Speaker 12: Tell me, I know you sent some neked pictures to

1289
01:10:23,439 --> 01:10:25,000
Speaker 12: somebody before you were married.

1290
01:10:25,080 --> 01:10:30,719
Speaker 2: I know you did, surely, God, how do I paint this? Okay?

1291
01:10:31,920 --> 01:10:34,000
Speaker 2: Let me try to walk this thing in lane though?

1292
01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:34,840
Speaker 4: Okay.

1293
01:10:35,840 --> 01:10:38,920
Speaker 6: Jaggie went on her way home and said, find us

1294
01:10:38,960 --> 01:10:42,080
Speaker 6: something to eat, you know, find you know, let's see

1295
01:10:42,080 --> 01:10:43,559
Speaker 6: if we got someone there to cook to eat.

1296
01:10:43,800 --> 01:10:45,439
Speaker 2: You know this one, this one.

1297
01:10:45,479 --> 01:10:47,840
Speaker 6: You just got your phone that take pictures and all that,

1298
01:10:48,080 --> 01:10:52,280
Speaker 6: so you know, you're just trying stuff. I put myself

1299
01:10:52,960 --> 01:10:57,960
Speaker 6: in a hot dog bun with relish and mustard and

1300
01:10:58,160 --> 01:11:02,880
Speaker 6: took the picture and called myself sending and saying, wait

1301
01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:05,920
Speaker 6: till you get home and get this foot long.

1302
01:11:06,240 --> 01:11:13,920
Speaker 2: And I hit sin and did not know man, I

1303
01:11:14,080 --> 01:11:16,280
Speaker 2: hit the wrong damn Jackie.

1304
01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:16,720
Speaker 10: And.

1305
01:11:18,880 --> 01:11:24,479
Speaker 2: Oh that was that was jack You hurt? What he said?

1306
01:11:24,520 --> 01:11:29,320
Speaker 2: Stude uncle, wrong jacket? Get your man.

1307
01:11:30,479 --> 01:11:31,920
Speaker 1: You can give us the response back.

1308
01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:33,759
Speaker 9: He's still alive.

1309
01:11:33,920 --> 01:11:34,400
Speaker 11: That's good.

1310
01:11:35,320 --> 01:11:36,080
Speaker 2: That's a good sign.

1311
01:11:36,240 --> 01:11:37,800
Speaker 11: What did the wrong Jackie say?

1312
01:11:38,040 --> 01:11:44,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, you got the wrong jacket? You know it was

1313
01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:46,040
Speaker 6: a friend of the family jacket.

1314
01:11:46,200 --> 01:11:48,200
Speaker 2: Like, when you get home, you're gonna get this foot long.

1315
01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:52,160
Speaker 6: You got the wrong jacket, I said, God, but where

1316
01:11:52,200 --> 01:11:55,000
Speaker 6: did you where did you find what where did you

1317
01:11:55,120 --> 01:11:57,840
Speaker 6: find the baby hot dog bo Shut up.

1318
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:06,280
Speaker 7: I've seen him at don't go along with him. No,

1319
01:12:06,439 --> 01:12:08,680
Speaker 7: I've seen him at WEDNDS. But I just didn't never

1320
01:12:08,760 --> 01:12:13,919
Speaker 7: know where to get him. Yeah, you know from Vienna Sausage.

1321
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:21,160
Speaker 7: Just the worst text I ever sent. Oh about five

1322
01:12:21,400 --> 01:12:25,559
Speaker 7: six years ago, and uh we in this group text

1323
01:12:25,760 --> 01:12:30,839
Speaker 7: me Rashon, a couple other people and the executive producer

1324
01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:35,759
Speaker 7: of the show. So the last text had came from Rashon.

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Speaker 7: So my executive producer is talking to me, and she's

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Speaker 7: a woman, and she's right in my face, and she

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Speaker 7: just talking to me, and she was so close to

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Speaker 7: my face. I picked my phone up and just text

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Speaker 7: back to Rashon, ay Man, come get her out, yo,

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Speaker 7: in word's face. She too damn close, saying I'm thinking,

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Speaker 7: I'm just sending it right back to Rashwan.

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Speaker 2: It's in the group text. She got it too. She

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Speaker 2: two inches from her face. Her phone dings. She looks

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Speaker 2: at it.

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Speaker 7: It says, oh, really, Sean is running from the back

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Speaker 7: of the bus trying to stop them.

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Speaker 2: So looking at the I don't know what the hell happened.

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Speaker 2: It's too late, dog, I said that about her. It

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Speaker 2: was right, she was right there. I heard her phone

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Speaker 2: go ding. I went getting a text too.

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Speaker 12: Telling that more of today's trending stories on the Steve

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Speaker 12: Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 4: We'll be back in twenty minutes after the hour, right

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Speaker 4: after this, you're listening.

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Speaker 12: Morning show, All right, guys and weird Animal news Visitors

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Speaker 12: at a zoo in China were outraged to discover that

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Speaker 12: the pandas they had been admiring were actually dogs painted

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Speaker 12: to look like pandas.

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Speaker 4: Okay, did you guys see this?

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Speaker 2: This was so crazy?

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Speaker 4: The pan dogs to look like pandas.

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Speaker 12: The trick was uncovered when one of the supposed pandas

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Speaker 12: began panning, barking, with their turn hanging out of their

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01:14:19,120 --> 01:14:23,439
Speaker 12: mouths while resting on a rock. The zoo initially defended

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Speaker 12: the deception, claiming the animals were a breed of quote

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Speaker 12: panda dogs, but later admitted they had simply dyed to

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Speaker 12: chow chow dogs with white and black dye. Visitors demanded refunds.

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Speaker 2: What is cheap?

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Speaker 4: It's in China.

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Speaker 2: You know they do specialize in you know, copy of stuff.

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Speaker 2: That's about what a pandamar.

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Speaker 4: Wait, pandas don't do that and barking yeah, but then.

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Speaker 2: Child, child, that's some big fluffy dog.

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Speaker 16: Yeah, dudes, you ain't see that dog, but they looked

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Speaker 16: like dogs though when you see.

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Speaker 2: The picture, Hey, man, send me a picture show Hey did.

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Speaker 7: You hear that?

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Speaker 13: All right?

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Speaker 12: All right, coming up with thirty three minutes after the hour,

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Speaker 12: we'll play a round of would you rather?

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Speaker 4: Right after this you're listening morning show?

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Speaker 11: All right?

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Speaker 4: Time for another round of would you rather? Let's get

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01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:45,360
Speaker 4: right to it. Would you rather have an extra hour

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01:15:45,720 --> 01:15:46,120
Speaker 4: a day?

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Speaker 12: And if you have that extra hour, would you rather

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01:15:50,200 --> 01:15:52,280
Speaker 12: spend it sleeping or having sex?

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01:15:54,560 --> 01:15:54,720
Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 9: Come on, sure, we already know, we already know. We

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Speaker 9: we talk just sleeping with the.

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Speaker 4: Person or would you be rather having with that person?

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01:16:03,920 --> 01:16:06,400
Speaker 6: Well, when we get through having sex, we're gonna be sleep,

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01:16:06,520 --> 01:16:07,760
Speaker 6: so I'm gonna get both of them.

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Speaker 2: It's no way I'm getting the extra hour just being asleep.

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Speaker 2: So you get to ask you hour to be unconscious.

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01:16:17,479 --> 01:16:18,280
Speaker 2: How stupid as that?

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Speaker 4: But you always talk about, you know you need more sleep.

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Speaker 7: You know you always hear me talking about people sleep

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01:16:27,600 --> 01:16:30,439
Speaker 7: too much. Yeah, yeah, that's what you always hear me

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Speaker 7: talking about. And I'll be damned if you give me

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Speaker 7: an extra hour I'm gonna do it. Take my extra

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01:16:34,680 --> 01:16:38,640
Speaker 7: that I can press forward and be sleep. I can

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Speaker 7: get up and see something else.

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Speaker 13: Man, what.

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Speaker 2: Now? You just blew your time? I think all the

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Speaker 2: men agreement that be?

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Speaker 13: What?

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01:16:50,320 --> 01:16:50,360
Speaker 10: What?

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Speaker 13: What went on?

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Speaker 1: What we're gonna be sleeping?

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01:16:52,240 --> 01:16:52,519
Speaker 7: All right?

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Speaker 2: I ain't even got the have of sex. Just give

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01:16:54,600 --> 01:16:55,479
Speaker 2: me the extra hour?

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01:16:57,000 --> 01:16:58,080
Speaker 13: What now?

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01:16:58,120 --> 01:17:00,760
Speaker 4: But you can only do those two things? You have sex?

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01:17:00,840 --> 01:17:04,640
Speaker 2: That's it all right? All right?

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01:17:05,400 --> 01:17:08,120
Speaker 12: During a quarantine? Would you rather be alone with your

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01:17:08,200 --> 01:17:10,880
Speaker 12: partner or spouse in.

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01:17:12,080 --> 01:17:14,160
Speaker 2: Time like to hold the website?

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01:17:14,240 --> 01:17:23,080
Speaker 1: B don't even know what it is? TikTok?

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Speaker 7: Would you rather be alone with your family and quarantine

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01:17:28,280 --> 01:17:30,000
Speaker 7: with your spouse and family.

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Speaker 13: Or B she is?

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Speaker 12: Or would you be rather be just alone with the TV?

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01:17:37,240 --> 01:17:40,920
Speaker 12: Just a TV that's it, your family or just a TV?

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01:17:41,280 --> 01:17:43,120
Speaker 5: What you pick? B?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, y'all didn't go through this pandemic.

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Speaker 4: I'm the only one.

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Speaker 2: Don't ask surprised about that answer. Hold on, ladies, ladies here.

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Speaker 1: We call'll go with the girl on this one. I

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01:18:00,880 --> 01:18:03,400
Speaker 1: was already alone, remember he was.

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Speaker 11: If you watch the tree girl?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I need somebody in him. I heard my neighbor.

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Speaker 8: Don't open I opened my hand Hey, yeah.

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Speaker 2: All right.

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Speaker 12: If you would you rather if you could only eat

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01:18:26,080 --> 01:18:29,040
Speaker 12: one food for the rest of your life, one pie?

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01:18:32,520 --> 01:18:35,240
Speaker 12: Would you would you rather for it to be chid

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01:18:35,360 --> 01:18:37,559
Speaker 12: ling's or cow tongue?

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01:18:37,920 --> 01:18:40,160
Speaker 2: I'd rather you get this question right. Come on say

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01:18:40,160 --> 01:18:40,479
Speaker 2: it again?

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Speaker 4: Which if you could, it is right? I'd rather you listen.

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Speaker 4: We've run out of time.

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Speaker 2: I wasted it.

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Speaker 12: All right, we'll be back with our last break of

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Speaker 12: the day and closing remarks from the one and only

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Speaker 12: Steve Harvey at forty nine minutes after right after this, you're.

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Speaker 4: Listening Morning show. All right, Here we are, last break

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Speaker 4: of the day.

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Speaker 12: It's been a crazy day as usual, the kind we like, right,

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01:19:11,280 --> 01:19:14,080
Speaker 12: and here's our fearless leader to take us home with

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Speaker 12: closing remarks.

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Speaker 7: In closing, I want to go back to something I

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01:19:17,760 --> 01:19:23,320
Speaker 7: was talking about last week, and it's about pressure. I

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Speaker 7: want to remind every I want to mind everybody about something.

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Speaker 7: When you feel pressure, when you are under pressure, when

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Speaker 7: you're being pressurized, when you feel the weight of everything,

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Speaker 7: embrace it. You hear old people say pressure, buster pipe,

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Speaker 7: I mean, if that's how hard pressure is. But pressure

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Speaker 7: also shapes and molds. Pressure always reveals something and the

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Speaker 7: thing that you have to understand about pressure in your life.

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Speaker 7: It reveals a side of you that you may not

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Speaker 7: have been aware of. When I think back on all

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Speaker 7: the pressure moments of my life, it taught me more

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Speaker 7: and more and more about myself than I even knew.

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Speaker 7: I realized in my life that I'm really stronger than

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Speaker 7: I ever thought I was, that I can actually bear

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Speaker 7: up under more than I thought I could.

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Speaker 2: And so have you. If you just think about it, y'all,

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Speaker 2: think about back to all your pressure.

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Speaker 7: Moments and how you handle them. The majority of us,

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Speaker 7: ninety eight percent of us have handled the pressure that

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Speaker 7: was presented to us.

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Speaker 2: Or it didn't feel good, it didn't set right with us.

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Speaker 7: It may have caused some adverse things to happen, but

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Speaker 7: you've survived it. You got on the other side of it,

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Speaker 7: and if you haven't, you're currently pressing your way forward

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Speaker 7: through it right now. Pressure is necessary in sculpting who

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Speaker 7: God wants us to be. You need the pressure to

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Speaker 7: form the shape. Nothing happens without pressure. If you ever

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Speaker 7: go to the Grand Canyon, do you see the beauty

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Speaker 7: of the Grand Canyon is one of the natural wonders.

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Speaker 2: Of the world. You know it caused that pressure? Pressia.

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Speaker 7: You ever seen a river coming down through a creek,

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01:21:52,040 --> 01:21:54,000
Speaker 7: babbling creek, How beautiful it is?

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Speaker 2: You know what causes that?

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Speaker 7: Press shall? That was some pressure somewhere. You ever seen

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Speaker 7: the waterfall? You ever been in Niaga Falls, Victoria Falls?

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Speaker 7: You know how beautiful it is. You know it's CAUs

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Speaker 7: You know what causes that press shall?

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Speaker 2: Press shall?

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Speaker 7: You know how you get to become the world strongest man.

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01:22:16,560 --> 01:22:23,800
Speaker 7: You put yourself under pressure. You know how athletes You

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Speaker 7: know how Hussein Boat broke all these world records because

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Speaker 7: he put himself under pressure.

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Speaker 2: It's required.

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Speaker 7: Barack Obama became the first African American president of the

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Speaker 7: United States. You know why because he put himself under

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Speaker 7: the pressure. Pressure shapes moles and bills. Man, But bigger

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Speaker 7: than anything else, pressure produces results.

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Speaker 2: You have got to get accustomed to the pressure.

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Speaker 7: You've got to get okay with the pressure, because pressure

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Speaker 7: put deduces results. Oh man, if it wasn't profession, excuse me,

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Speaker 7: If it wasn't for pressure, you wouldn't be who you

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Speaker 7: are today.

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Speaker 2: Think about it.

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Speaker 7: Every woman in this world who has had a child,

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Speaker 7: has given birth to a child, has.

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Speaker 2: Been under immense pressure.

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Speaker 7: Unthinkable pressure to be able to do that one thing

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01:23:29,360 --> 01:23:31,000
Speaker 7: that nobody else can do but them.

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Speaker 17: Pressure. Your beautiful child was produced under pressure. Prescire is necessary, man,

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01:23:45,560 --> 01:23:50,800
Speaker 17: But pressure is uncomfortable. But you got to get comfortable

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01:23:50,920 --> 01:23:52,920
Speaker 17: being uncomfortable, because that's the.

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Speaker 7: Process to the success. Success is on the other side

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01:23:59,120 --> 01:23:59,879
Speaker 7: of that pressure.

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01:24:01,320 --> 01:24:04,839
Speaker 2: So you got to deal with it. Pressure.

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Speaker 7: Pressure, buster pipe, if you wanna look at it that way.

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Speaker 7: But pressure also produces a lot of beautiful things. Pressure

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01:24:17,479 --> 01:24:24,200
Speaker 7: also produces a lot of great things. Pressure produces great people.

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Speaker 7: I've always just wanted to be one of those. I

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Speaker 7: never thought I would be the absolute best at anything.

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Speaker 7: I don't know I felt really can say that or not.

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Speaker 7: I don't really remember trying to be the best at anything.

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01:24:44,080 --> 01:24:46,200
Speaker 7: I was more than less trying to be the best

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01:24:46,320 --> 01:24:49,400
Speaker 7: that I could be at a certain thing. I've never

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01:24:49,520 --> 01:24:52,160
Speaker 7: really put myself in that race with other people. I've

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01:24:52,160 --> 01:24:56,320
Speaker 7: always put that self that pressure on me. I've always

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01:24:56,360 --> 01:24:58,760
Speaker 7: been under pressure to be the best of me that

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01:24:59,000 --> 01:25:02,639
Speaker 7: I could be. And I thank God for pressure because

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Speaker 7: pressure has produced some great moments for me that has

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01:25:06,360 --> 01:25:10,320
Speaker 7: allowed me to be the best person I could be

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Speaker 7: at that particular thing that I was doing. That's what

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01:25:15,400 --> 01:25:21,519
Speaker 7: pressure does. Embrace the pressure, Drink it, take big SIPs

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01:25:21,560 --> 01:25:26,639
Speaker 7: of it, take gulpes of it, because it produces greatness.

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Speaker 7: Those are my closing remarks today. Hope you got something

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01:25:30,160 --> 01:25:32,880
Speaker 7: from it. Y'all have a good one. Man, Hey, look

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01:25:32,880 --> 01:25:35,599
Speaker 7: ahea it. We'll see y'all tomorrow. God will it another

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01:25:35,720 --> 01:25:38,920
Speaker 7: great show coming. Thank you Lord for today.

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