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Speaker 1: twenty I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello, Hey, is

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Speaker 1: Mark there? Uh speaking? Hey Mark? My name is Seth

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Speaker 1: McElroy and I'm a delivery driver for alex Exotic Pets.

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Speaker 1: How are you today? I'm sorry? Where are you from?

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Speaker 1: Als Exotic Pets? Why are you calling me? Well, I

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Speaker 1: went to your house but nobody answered the door, so

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Speaker 1: I got your number from your neighbor, Carlos. Oh, just

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Speaker 1: so you know, I didn't order anything. I think this

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Speaker 1: is a mistake. You know, I know, I know I

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Speaker 1: made a mistake. I wish I would have talked to

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Speaker 1: you earlier. You have the wrong number. Okay, Well, I

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Speaker 1: didn't order anything. So I was delivering a few Exotic

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Speaker 1: pets and I mixed up the addresses and I left

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Speaker 1: two ball pythons at your place on accident. What the part?

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Speaker 1: No no, no, no no, no, no no, no my house

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Speaker 1: right now? Well, I need to talk to you about that.

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Speaker 1: That's the issue that I'm having. Oh no, we're not

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Speaker 1: gonna talk about it. Man, What the hell? Man? So

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Speaker 1: if I go home right now, are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: Nobody was home at your house, so I probably should

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Speaker 1: have double checked the address, but I didn't, and so

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Speaker 1: I delivered the pythons to your place on accident. If

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Speaker 1: you know the address, go to my house and pick

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Speaker 1: them up, then okay, Well that's the problem is I

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Speaker 1: can't do that anymore. What the man, you have to

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Speaker 1: clock or something. You're gonna have a beer go to

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Speaker 1: my house to pick up the snakes right now. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not on a break. But listen, I was gonna

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Speaker 1: leave the crate on your doorstep, but then when I

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Speaker 1: was doing that, I accidentally tripped on one of your

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Speaker 1: port stairs. You'd probably get that fixed, by the way.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh oh, you're gonna assume me now, And no,

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Speaker 1: no, no no, no, no, no no, I'm not assuming you trust me.

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Speaker 1: But I dropped the crate and it broke. So maybe

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Speaker 1: how many okay, how many snakes in my yard? Now? No?

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Speaker 1: No, no no, no, hey, calm down, calm down, There are

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Speaker 1: no snakes in your yard. Oh no, one snake got out,

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Speaker 1: that's it. Oh just one snake, that's that's not a

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Speaker 1: big deal to you. Right, So I'm gonna come home.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get bitten by one. Snake's gonna bite my neighbor.

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Speaker 1: They're gonna shoe what the man ball pythons? They don't

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Speaker 1: they don't bite. Oh, lick python's lake. It's okay if

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Speaker 1: they lick. No, man, I don't care. Man, whatever it is,

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Speaker 1: I didn't order anything. Are you telling me there's a

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Speaker 1: snake in my wand and you know what you're telling No,

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Speaker 1: there's one in your mailbox and the other one I'm

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Speaker 1: still looking for. Why is it in the mailbox? Why

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Speaker 1: the hell is a snake in my mailbox? Well, because

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Speaker 1: I was able to find one of the snakes from

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Speaker 1: the crate, and I just so I wouldn't lose that one,

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Speaker 1: I put it in your mailbox and the other one.

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Speaker 1: That's the issue that I'm calling about, because we need

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Speaker 1: to find this guy and it. Oh my gosh, there's

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Speaker 1: still a snake in my mailbox. Okay, it's still there.

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Speaker 1: Then drop what you're doing, get up the phone with me,

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Speaker 1: go right now, you take care of it. I need

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Speaker 1: to keep the snake in the mailbox, but I really

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Speaker 1: need to find your other one. Listen. Are there any

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Speaker 1: cracks in the foundation of your house? Oh no, man,

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Speaker 1: I've lived there for that long. Man, so I much

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Speaker 1: get the snake out the mailbox. Well yeah, but the

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Speaker 1: snake in the mailbox is okay because we know where

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Speaker 1: that one is. But the other one I can't find.

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Speaker 1: That's why I'm asking about cracks in the foundation, because

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Speaker 1: if it gets in your house, that could be bad. No, no,

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Speaker 1: you're not telling me this. Man, I hate snakes. I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna come home tonight and go to bed and

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Speaker 1: just risk getting bitten by a mouse. We're talking about.

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Speaker 1: Like I said, though, it's not gonna bite you. It's

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Speaker 1: a ball python. They're actually very nice. And why don't

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Speaker 1: you like snakes? They're kind of I mean, they're cute.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't matter. I don't like snakes. May just I didn't

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Speaker 1: order any snakes to go. You to get off the

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Speaker 1: phone with me and take it up. Now. Are you

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Speaker 1: busy right now? No, I'm talking into you. If what

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Speaker 1: you to I'm doing well because I could use some

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Speaker 1: help looking for the snake. So I don't know if

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Speaker 1: you're at work or whatever, I'm not coming home. You

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Speaker 1: could out of my house. Look, if we could just

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Speaker 1: find the python. That'd be great because if we don't,

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Speaker 1: I could get written up by my boss. And I

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Speaker 1: don't I can't lose this job. Oh no, ye oh

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Speaker 1: too bad. You're gonna get written up. This is like

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Speaker 1: the third time in a year. Can you just get

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Speaker 1: out of work and come help me find the python?

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Speaker 1: It is not my problem, dude, your problem. You could

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Speaker 1: deal with it before I call the police right now.

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Speaker 1: If you don't help me, I don't know what to

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Speaker 1: do because I would hate for you to go to

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Speaker 1: bed tonight and then a snake plopped down on you

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Speaker 1: from the ceiling in the middle of the night. I

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Speaker 1: mean that would not be fun for me because you

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Speaker 1: actually had But you know that's funny, man, Stop it

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Speaker 1: all right. Let's say I was messing with you. If

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Speaker 1: I was what I call you from a radio station

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Speaker 1: and make a joke out of this whole thing, I

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Speaker 1: think I'd be pretty stupid and not funny at all.

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Speaker 1: Now you're talking nonsense. I don't even understand what the means.

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Speaker 1: That means that this is a prank phone call. What

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the

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Speaker 1: morning doing a phone tap on you. You say this

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Speaker 1: is a joke. Yeah, I am your neighbor. Carlos set

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Speaker 1: you up? Fuck? Did that done? Kidding me? Man? He

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Speaker 1: said you were afraid of snakes and wanted me to

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Speaker 1: scare you a little bit. You know, I really thought

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Speaker 1: that you put snakes in my house. Man. That's not cool.

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Speaker 1: I know. I actually I actually did, just for the

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Speaker 1: legitimacy of the phone call. There's snakes in your house

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Speaker 1: right now. You better be joking, man, because I hate

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Speaker 1: every morning with Mornings on the twenties. Polling on removing

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Speaker 1: ninety two point five