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Carvel is on a podcast called Closer 0:03:02.480 --> 0:03:05.520 Than They Appear on the al Ja zero podcast network 0:03:06.560 --> 0:03:09.920 and works for The New York Times as a writer. 0:03:10.320 --> 0:03:13.320 And I also do the Slate parenting podcast Mom and 0:03:13.400 --> 0:03:18.520 Dad Are Fighting. It was a great podcast title. It is. 0:03:19.960 --> 0:03:21.480 It just makes it. The problem is that we have 0:03:21.520 --> 0:03:27.200 to fight every episode otherwise, no deal. It doesn't deliver 0:03:27.360 --> 0:03:32.320 if you don't. Emily, Welcome back from New England. Thanks. 0:03:32.400 --> 0:03:36.480 I was in New England. I I want everybody to 0:03:36.480 --> 0:03:38.000 know that I went to New England and I came 0:03:38.000 --> 0:03:40.360 back and it was okay, and there was nothing to 0:03:40.400 --> 0:03:44.280 be afraid of Um, have you never been there before? Yeah? 0:03:44.360 --> 0:03:47.160 I had, so I went. I went to the Cape, 0:03:47.200 --> 0:03:49.680 which I cannot say without making a funny face. When 0:03:49.880 --> 0:03:52.000 we were talking about we were talking about the Cape 0:03:52.040 --> 0:03:55.000 before we started recording. Um, we weren't going to talk 0:03:55.040 --> 0:03:59.960 today about sharks. The end of summer seems like the 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:03.280 time to talk about sharks. And then we're gonna take 0:04:03.280 --> 0:04:06.600 a question about a haunted piece of wood that spoilers 0:04:06.600 --> 0:04:09.000 what are you doing? Sorry, it's spoiler. It's not spoilers 0:04:09.040 --> 0:04:11.080 that it's a haunted piece of what the spoilers what 0:04:11.200 --> 0:04:13.440 there might do with it. That's true, that's true. And 0:04:13.480 --> 0:04:16.960 then we're gonna talk about the Elon Musk Grimes, Azalia 0:04:17.000 --> 0:04:23.520 Banks uh situation. So guys, what do you what are 0:04:23.520 --> 0:04:27.440 you feeling about sharks right now? Well, everybody seen the 0:04:27.480 --> 0:04:30.479 Meg No, we were talking about it, we were. Tessa 0:04:30.520 --> 0:04:33.000 was looking up the credits of the director and saw 0:04:33.040 --> 0:04:39.840 that he directed three Ninjas and cool Runnings Ding ding ding. Uh, Emily, 0:04:39.839 --> 0:04:41.760 did you see the Meg? I did. I had to 0:04:41.800 --> 0:04:43.799 see the meg for work I got I got paid 0:04:43.839 --> 0:04:49.160 by my employer to see the mag I'd see the Meg. Um. No, 0:04:49.480 --> 0:04:53.279 it's not it's really bad. I think I think that 0:04:53.360 --> 0:04:55.719 this movie like started out like the first Whenever the 0:04:55.720 --> 0:04:58.080 first trailer dropped for it, everybody was like, oh, cool 0:04:58.200 --> 0:05:01.680 Judge movie with Jason Stu the minute, and then I 0:05:01.720 --> 0:05:04.120 think the second trailer jobs and I think they had 0:05:04.160 --> 0:05:07.680 caught on too. Maybe whatever Camp be Vie people were 0:05:07.720 --> 0:05:09.839 assigning to this film, and so I just decided to 0:05:09.839 --> 0:05:13.239 try to market It's like a giant shark and Jason 0:05:13.240 --> 0:05:18.800 Statham work camp now, yeah, become really camp. I was 0:05:18.800 --> 0:05:21.000 going to say, is it all past after Shark Nato? 0:05:21.120 --> 0:05:22.719 But they're like, we have a bigger shark, and I 0:05:22.760 --> 0:05:24.320 think the shark in the movie is supposed to be 0:05:24.360 --> 0:05:26.680 seventy five ft long. Well, I was going to say, 0:05:26.680 --> 0:05:28.720 the reason I thought this might be like a real 0:05:28.800 --> 0:05:31.880 shark movie is because it's based on the other novel 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:35.120 by the guy who wrote Jaws. Yeah, that's about a 0:05:35.200 --> 0:05:38.720 megalodon shark. That's like the sequel to Jaws where it's like, oh, 0:05:38.760 --> 0:05:43.120 you thought Jaws was scary, check out a really ancient Jaws. 0:05:43.400 --> 0:05:45.400 By the way, the title of the book is meg 0:05:45.640 --> 0:05:50.480 A Novel of Deep Terror. It feels like shade at 0:05:50.520 --> 0:05:53.400 somebody like that. The author knew whose name was Meg. Meg. 0:05:54.880 --> 0:05:57.960 I like calling a megalodon shark Meg. It's like a 0:05:58.320 --> 0:06:02.080 name do it as the Meg in the film. But 0:06:02.120 --> 0:06:05.080 the thing about the film is that, contrary to its 0:06:05.120 --> 0:06:09.440 second round of marketing, it is a pretty straightforward shark 0:06:09.520 --> 0:06:14.400 movie with a heavy Chinese finance influence in it. Um 0:06:14.440 --> 0:06:16.479 And one of the cool things about that, one of 0:06:16.480 --> 0:06:20.720 the only cool things about that, similar to Pacific Rim 0:06:20.720 --> 0:06:24.039 Too Uprising, which came out earlier this year, it's like 0:06:24.120 --> 0:06:28.200 this weird loophole that like gives you, um, like Asian 0:06:28.320 --> 0:06:33.200 female actors and like key roles and dumb action movies. Um, 0:06:33.279 --> 0:06:36.680 that's sounds Actually you're making a great argument for the Meg, 0:06:38.000 --> 0:06:40.560 don't you. Like, Well, no, it's I mean, it's just boring. 0:06:40.720 --> 0:06:44.120 Like there aren't that many good I wanted more shark 0:06:44.279 --> 0:06:49.160 centric centerpieces. There's like one really really amazing one where um, 0:06:49.200 --> 0:06:52.559 like the female protagonists like gets lowered into the shark 0:06:52.640 --> 0:06:55.919 tank and then like all held breaks loose. Um that 0:06:56.120 --> 0:06:57.680 I don't know, I don't even know how to describe, 0:06:58.040 --> 0:07:00.960 but um, she gets lower it into the shark tank. 0:07:02.080 --> 0:07:04.440 One of those shark tanks that like you lower you 0:07:04.440 --> 0:07:09.240 you're lower Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, um, with like a 0:07:09.279 --> 0:07:11.400 hole so that she can shoot a poison dart at 0:07:11.400 --> 0:07:14.840 the meg and then it doesn't go as planned, and 0:07:15.280 --> 0:07:18.160 uh it ends up like the shark grabs the thing 0:07:18.240 --> 0:07:20.400 and the whole boat tips over because it's attached to 0:07:20.440 --> 0:07:24.720 the cage, and it's just like this weird you're really 0:07:24.800 --> 0:07:27.640 selling us, though, I swear to God that I just 0:07:27.680 --> 0:07:30.080 sweared the I just I just spoiled the only good 0:07:30.080 --> 0:07:33.160 thing about it because it's really long, and um, it 0:07:33.680 --> 0:07:37.320 doesn't It's yeah, it doesn't deliver that much on shark hijanks, 0:07:37.320 --> 0:07:39.720 but like neither does Jaws. And that's why I guess 0:07:39.800 --> 0:07:44.760 Jaws is about like corrupt local infrastructure. Yeah, Jaws is 0:07:44.800 --> 0:07:47.520 like a metaphor for something. It was also the first time. 0:07:47.520 --> 0:07:49.600 It was also like the first of its kind right 0:07:49.720 --> 0:07:52.440 right at the time. I had never seen it until 0:07:53.200 --> 0:07:56.040 not that long ago. Yeah, yeah, that's why I has 0:07:56.160 --> 0:08:00.720 I still haven't seen Jaws. Oh my god, film critics 0:08:05.000 --> 0:08:10.160 spoiler Jaws is amazing, and I begrudgingly was like, I 0:08:10.160 --> 0:08:13.360 guess I see why this made Spielberg a huge director 0:08:13.440 --> 0:08:17.000 and also like ended the good seventies in movies that 0:08:17.040 --> 0:08:20.320 I ed, you know, like it's not Jaws's fault. Much 0:08:20.360 --> 0:08:22.960 like in the movie, It's not Jaws's fault. I saw 0:08:23.040 --> 0:08:25.640 Jaws when I was so little, and I just actually 0:08:25.680 --> 0:08:27.800 tried to sell my kids on watching Jaws, because I 0:08:27.880 --> 0:08:29.800 was like, why would you do that. I don't know, 0:08:31.160 --> 0:08:35.440 wat kids should not watch Jaws. Well, there, you know, 0:08:35.480 --> 0:08:39.360 it's good to have all life fear at the ocean. Yeah, 0:08:39.480 --> 0:08:44.000 I mean people people in that generation had fears of oceans, pools, toilets, 0:08:44.040 --> 0:08:46.880 glasses of water like it was. It was, it permeated. 0:08:47.160 --> 0:08:48.679 In fact, there were so many rip offs. Like when 0:08:48.720 --> 0:08:50.439 I was a kid, I remember seeing a TV movie 0:08:50.480 --> 0:08:52.680 that was ripped off of that called Orca, and it 0:08:52.720 --> 0:08:55.880 was about a killer that was like it was like 0:08:55.880 --> 0:08:58.240 a made for TV movies, like a whale with a vendetta. 0:08:58.440 --> 0:09:00.760 And I vividly remember being a kid and lying in 0:09:00.840 --> 0:09:03.440 bed and being terrified that a killer whales was going 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:05.800 to just burst through the door. It was free, free willy. 0:09:06.960 --> 0:09:08.880 I didn't have their positive. It was all negative was 0:09:08.920 --> 0:09:11.680 a negative. By the time I think we were kids, 0:09:11.720 --> 0:09:14.000 it was there was a lot of like a big 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:18.000 push of like sharks and awareness like they're not all 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:20.840 predators who want to kill you like that, right, Let's 0:09:21.160 --> 0:09:24.640 see sharks. Sharks aren't as smart as whales, so in 0:09:24.679 --> 0:09:27.719 a way, like a whale with a vendetta makes more 0:09:27.800 --> 0:09:30.800 sense than sharks are just kind of like reptile brain 0:09:31.000 --> 0:09:33.080 like exactly, but that's what makes them so spooky. But 0:09:33.120 --> 0:09:37.200 whales could like dress up. Is like your mom could 0:09:37.400 --> 0:09:41.440 really work a whole drift and then kill you. The 0:09:41.440 --> 0:09:43.920 craziest thing about whales to me is that they were 0:09:43.920 --> 0:09:47.040 on land before Wait wait what yeah, yeah, they were 0:09:47.080 --> 0:09:51.800 like a creature on land, like yeah, the opposite work. No, 0:09:53.960 --> 0:09:57.000 what are you talking about? Talk about evolution, like all 0:09:57.120 --> 0:10:00.720 mammals that are sea mammals once land mammals, A lot 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:05.839 of them, No, mostly mostly the other way around. But okay, 0:10:05.880 --> 0:10:10.400 let's fact check this. But what you're suggesting, just to 0:10:10.400 --> 0:10:13.520 clarify your claim here is that is that whales used 0:10:13.559 --> 0:10:17.600 to be land mammals that descended into the sea as 0:10:17.600 --> 0:10:19.480 opposed to the other way around, which is what everything 0:10:19.920 --> 0:10:23.839 you fact check this, Yeah, i'll do it. 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They're prehistoric looking. 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:15.840 They are like you can kind of just like turn 0:12:15.920 --> 0:12:19.480 a honk of of plastic into a shark. Not that 0:12:19.520 --> 0:12:21.800 hard guys have got an update, Okay, test all right, 0:12:21.840 --> 0:12:27.320 So this is from the Berkeley website. These first whales, 0:12:27.640 --> 0:12:31.319 such as pack acetes, where typical land animals. They had 0:12:31.360 --> 0:12:34.840 long skulls and large carnivorous teeth. From the outside, they 0:12:34.880 --> 0:12:37.000 don't look much like whales at all. However, their skulls, 0:12:37.040 --> 0:12:39.240 particularly in the ear region, which is surrounded by a 0:12:39.240 --> 0:12:42.319 bony wall, strongly resemble those of living whales and are 0:12:42.400 --> 0:12:46.120 unlike those of any other mammal. That's what I am 0:12:46.200 --> 0:12:51.640 talking about. It wasn't crazy, it's incredibly creepy. Also like 0:12:52.320 --> 0:12:55.959 we are lucky that whales don't have vendettas against humans. Well, 0:12:56.000 --> 0:12:58.800 they're somewhat related to hippo's like if you go back 0:12:58.880 --> 0:13:02.160 far enough, but then a certain point they diverge. Hips 0:13:02.200 --> 0:13:06.240 are angry and not smart, but hippos were chill and 0:13:06.280 --> 0:13:11.840 cute and scary. They're cute and scary. They're kind of 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:19.280 like hungry hungry always in the movie. First guys, what 0:13:19.320 --> 0:13:23.760 about a Hungry Hungry Hippos movie. That's probably already I'm 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:26.079 sure that's been green. I'm sure that's in development. Doungle 0:13:26.160 --> 0:13:29.600 Cruise movie. Yeah, the Rock when they made the when 0:13:29.600 --> 0:13:32.120 they whenever they bought up all those games, like when 0:13:32.160 --> 0:13:38.280 they movie. Yeah, yeah, the Monopottle movie could be incredible. 0:13:38.559 --> 0:13:41.199 I would write the Monopoly movie. That would be dope. 0:13:41.240 --> 0:13:42.640 I want to see I want to I want to 0:13:42.679 --> 0:13:45.719 see the Operation movie with them. Yeah, I've watched The 0:13:45.800 --> 0:13:48.320 Rock in all of those like connect for with the Rock, 0:13:50.320 --> 0:13:52.400 The Rock, I don't. I don't like the camp of 0:13:52.440 --> 0:13:54.840 people though, but I am over the Rock. I will 0:13:54.880 --> 0:13:57.280 I will put I'll put in that language. I'm over 0:13:57.320 --> 0:14:00.320 the Rock and he's had enough. Yeah, I'm on with 0:14:00.400 --> 0:14:05.640 his like weird fake not quite campaign posturing and he's 0:14:05.679 --> 0:14:09.280 like a total Republican and I don't know, and he 0:14:09.280 --> 0:14:13.079 he like used like a weird homophobic insults against Ven 0:14:13.120 --> 0:14:16.400 Diesel when they were fighting, and I don't know, right 0:14:16.520 --> 0:14:20.120 him and Vin Diesel was was an interesting were fighting 0:14:20.240 --> 0:14:23.440 the scenes they are still fighting, Like what's the cliffs 0:14:23.440 --> 0:14:26.200 notes of that? For I mean, it's just like too 0:14:26.480 --> 0:14:29.160 like two huge egos in one room, I think, And 0:14:29.280 --> 0:14:34.680 I think I think he's I think that Ven Diesel 0:14:34.920 --> 0:14:37.520 is like a more I think he's more of an 0:14:37.560 --> 0:14:39.640 introvert a heart and I think I think the Rock 0:14:39.720 --> 0:14:42.320 is more just like a Grand Standard. And I think 0:14:42.360 --> 0:14:44.840 that well he's a wrestler. Come on, yeah, of course, 0:14:44.920 --> 0:14:47.120 I mean like it, it makes sense. But I think 0:14:47.920 --> 0:14:50.840 I think that the to those two big personalities on 0:14:50.880 --> 0:14:53.960 a on a single franchise, it was it was a 0:14:53.960 --> 0:14:57.440 tough mix. Well, everyone's just one Giant Shark movie away 0:14:57.560 --> 0:15:01.360 from being back back in America's heart. But speaking of 0:15:01.360 --> 0:15:03.240 and Diesel, one of the things that if you haven't 0:15:03.280 --> 0:15:07.960 seen Ven Diesel's breakdance videos, oh yeah, everyone should. I 0:15:08.040 --> 0:15:09.680 just want to make sure that everyone knows about that 0:15:09.840 --> 0:15:13.320 Ven Diesel has like a secret like eighties like art career. 0:15:13.800 --> 0:15:15.840 Yeah right, yeah, he was like a lower He was 0:15:15.920 --> 0:15:24.480 like breakdance meets art. He was a bouncer. I mean, 0:15:24.560 --> 0:15:27.200 that's not surprising that he made this like art film 0:15:27.240 --> 0:15:29.600 about how he could play any race. That was like 0:15:29.680 --> 0:15:32.160 about like, yeah, he was like exploring the like the 0:15:32.600 --> 0:15:35.840 just like the mechanisms of racial ambiguity in Hollywood. It 0:15:35.960 --> 0:15:39.440 was yeah, it was. It was weird, I mean hestally 0:15:39.480 --> 0:15:42.440 like some video art. Yeah, but he was doing his thing. 0:15:42.680 --> 0:15:45.040 Um but I also I don't know, the rock is 0:15:45.080 --> 0:15:46.920 just he loves his mom. I don't know. I can't. 0:15:46.960 --> 0:15:50.480 I agree with you, I guarantee you. And Diesel loves 0:15:50.480 --> 0:15:53.840 his mom too. Okay, Yeah, who would have thought that 0:15:53.920 --> 0:15:56.480 the millionaire bodybuilder who preach itself about all the time 0:15:56.480 --> 0:16:00.240 we had to be Republican? What are the odds? I 0:16:00.320 --> 0:16:01.720 was just still stuck on that he was like a 0:16:01.760 --> 0:16:04.440 Horatio Alger story of like a wrestler who became like 0:16:04.480 --> 0:16:06.960 a like an actor, a famous actor. I don't know 0:16:07.000 --> 0:16:09.600 that that's the Horatio Alger story, but to me, I 0:16:09.720 --> 0:16:14.680 was like, this is an improvement on like Schwarzenegger, you know, 0:16:14.920 --> 0:16:18.080 who was probably an improvement on Schwarzenegger, but he's still 0:16:18.160 --> 0:16:20.800 in the Schwarzenegger camp. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know it's 0:16:20.840 --> 0:16:24.640 a variational the Schwarzeneger. And then Vin Diesel is more 0:16:24.640 --> 0:16:26.680 of like a stallone. He's got the heart of gold. 0:16:26.880 --> 0:16:28.520 I think that is a I think that is a 0:16:28.560 --> 0:16:32.120 fair comparison. Yeah, yeah, that work. What do you guys 0:16:32.160 --> 0:16:34.160 think are going to be the next big like scary 0:16:34.680 --> 0:16:37.200 sea animal or just land animal that people are talking 0:16:37.200 --> 0:16:40.480 about of land whales now that every land wales. I mean, 0:16:40.520 --> 0:16:42.600 I would love to go back to the prehistory. If 0:16:42.640 --> 0:16:45.320 we're going back to Megalodon's like, let's go back to 0:16:45.360 --> 0:16:48.680 the land whales. You know what's scary, Well, this goes 0:16:48.720 --> 0:16:52.240 back to the Cape Um. I spent some time on 0:16:52.240 --> 0:16:56.320 on a farm in the Cape. Those who follow my 0:16:56.320 --> 0:16:59.760 Instagram stories might have seen that I saw the baby 0:17:00.160 --> 0:17:02.800 are not what was scary. What was scary was turkey 0:17:02.880 --> 0:17:07.280 Turkey's Yes, that's what I was hoping you would say, 0:17:07.280 --> 0:17:09.720 because that's basically what I was going to say. They 0:17:09.720 --> 0:17:12.800 are tar pits, And yes, I went to the Librea 0:17:12.840 --> 0:17:14.840 tar pits and they which I just hadn't been in 0:17:14.880 --> 0:17:17.440 a while, and a lot of that stuff that they 0:17:17.440 --> 0:17:20.400 have is like giant floths and stuff where you're like, man, 0:17:20.440 --> 0:17:22.400 these things are also cool. And then I've been watching 0:17:22.400 --> 0:17:24.399 that David Attenbrushow that's all like the ones that are 0:17:24.480 --> 0:17:27.280 left just got really small. You know. There's all these 0:17:27.320 --> 0:17:30.000 things that used to be big and are small and 0:17:30.040 --> 0:17:32.840 basically they're just like birds are just like small dinosaurs 0:17:32.880 --> 0:17:36.280 that became small. Uh, And I just couldn't stop talking 0:17:36.359 --> 0:17:39.000 about it. I was like, look, the birds are dinosaurs. 0:17:39.000 --> 0:17:43.080 The dinosaurs to survive just became small and they're all 0:17:43.119 --> 0:17:46.520 around us. There isn't inherent hard to turkeys. And in fact, 0:17:46.520 --> 0:17:50.560 there's an episode of Bob's Burgers that explores the horror 0:17:50.600 --> 0:17:53.960 of rasters, like when you posted that thing, because you 0:17:54.000 --> 0:17:56.280 posted like a hundred of them in a pen, and 0:17:56.320 --> 0:17:58.879 it was like it was sort of like and like 0:17:58.960 --> 0:18:02.600 I hadn't experienced so the turkey vulture Earlier this summer 0:18:03.280 --> 0:18:05.840 where I was on a beach like my boyfriend and 0:18:05.880 --> 0:18:07.960 I like walked down into a sort of like remote 0:18:08.000 --> 0:18:09.960 beach on the Central coast and there were these turkey 0:18:10.040 --> 0:18:13.720 vultures flying overhead that like we tried to get closer 0:18:13.720 --> 0:18:16.120 to them, and they like wouldn't They were like, get 0:18:16.160 --> 0:18:18.040 the hell out of here. Yeah, they were I think 0:18:18.040 --> 0:18:20.840 maybe defending a nest or something vocal their vocal, but 0:18:20.880 --> 0:18:22.560 it's like I also didn't know that they wouldn't attack 0:18:22.600 --> 0:18:24.639 a human, but you know, they were like circling over us, 0:18:24.640 --> 0:18:26.680 and I was like, they could just funk us up 0:18:26.680 --> 0:18:29.680 so much if they wanted to have. You guys seen 0:18:29.720 --> 0:18:35.680 turkeys like regular turkeys, not turkey vultures fly. Oh my god. No, Yeah, 0:18:36.400 --> 0:18:38.960 they lived there wilding. In a lot of parts in 0:18:38.960 --> 0:18:41.680 New England they're wild. So where my parents live, there 0:18:41.720 --> 0:18:45.359 are wild turkeys every whether they're huge, they're gigantic. And 0:18:45.440 --> 0:18:48.040 one time our dog brought she was a retriever and 0:18:48.119 --> 0:18:50.880 she brought us a turkey egg and once the dog 0:18:50.920 --> 0:18:54.399 touches the nest, the you know, grown up turkeys won't 0:18:54.400 --> 0:18:56.159 take care of them. So we got we found all 0:18:56.160 --> 0:18:58.439 the eggs. We put them in an incubator and we 0:18:58.480 --> 0:19:01.760 incubated them forever, was like weeks and weeks of incubating them, 0:19:01.760 --> 0:19:03.600 and then we had a power outage and we've been 0:19:03.640 --> 0:19:05.920 looking through them with flashlights and we can see them growing. 0:19:06.240 --> 0:19:09.159 And during the power outage, they all they all died. 0:19:09.280 --> 0:19:10.960 But we didn't know whether to throw them away, so 0:19:11.000 --> 0:19:12.480 we kept them for a bit to be like maybe 0:19:12.520 --> 0:19:15.760 the hatch, and then it was just disgusting. But on 0:19:15.800 --> 0:19:22.439 the plus side, you know they're mean birds, and then 0:19:22.520 --> 0:19:26.159 if you raise them, who knows what You're going to 0:19:26.240 --> 0:19:33.480 be so useful on the commune. Commune Happy Thanksgiving. But 0:19:33.600 --> 0:19:35.480 this is I mean, this may be excuse old, but 0:19:35.560 --> 0:19:38.680 there is a w k RP episode based on turkeys 0:19:38.720 --> 0:19:42.120 flying and the plot of it is that, um, they're 0:19:42.119 --> 0:19:47.000 trying to organize this big like Thanksgiving promotion, but they 0:19:47.040 --> 0:19:49.200 won't tell what it is. Like the station director won't 0:19:49.200 --> 0:19:50.680 say what it is, he just can't wait to do it, 0:19:50.880 --> 0:19:53.600 and then he likes dispatches the reporter life to the scene, 0:19:53.720 --> 0:19:55.159 and it turned out the promotion is that they're going 0:19:55.240 --> 0:19:57.280 to throw a bunch of turkeys from a helicopter over 0:19:57.280 --> 0:20:00.520 a mall and create this like beautiful way, like a 0:20:00.560 --> 0:20:03.680 flock of turkeys just flying and creating this gorgeous thing. 0:20:03.720 --> 0:20:06.400 But of course they start falling and dropping on everyone. 0:20:06.560 --> 0:20:11.840 Oh my god, I think the next I think the 0:20:11.840 --> 0:20:15.800 next sea creature horror should have to be octopus. But 0:20:15.920 --> 0:20:20.680 they're so cute and smart, but there are Yeah, we 0:20:20.800 --> 0:20:22.399 just learned that you've read this right. This is the 0:20:22.400 --> 0:20:25.679 new scientific study there act. Yes, I love them. They 0:20:25.800 --> 0:20:28.560 come from another come from another planet, not scientists, not 0:20:28.680 --> 0:20:32.200 believe that. It's very article that was like debunking that article. 0:20:32.280 --> 0:20:37.879 I the debunking article was like, but it's like, no, 0:20:38.280 --> 0:20:40.359 in some way it is true. Like they were like 0:20:40.400 --> 0:20:42.520 it's not like they were like, we're flown here. But 0:20:42.600 --> 0:20:45.360 it was like, we don't know what their DNA comes from. 0:20:45.480 --> 0:20:48.600 It's like animals I won't eat is the octopus? Well, 0:20:48.640 --> 0:20:51.640 they're very smart. I went to a tropical fish store 0:20:51.680 --> 0:20:53.760 the other day in the Valley. I went to Tony's 0:20:53.800 --> 0:20:56.960 Tropical Fish. No, it's Marks Tropical Fish, Marks Tropical Fish. 0:20:57.520 --> 0:20:59.879 It's the best tropical fish store. It's been there forever. 0:21:00.040 --> 0:21:03.080 And then somebody told me it's owned by the guy 0:21:03.119 --> 0:21:09.720 from the Strawberry Alarm Clock, which even better. Um, yeah, 0:21:09.760 --> 0:21:11.840 Mark from the Strawberry Alarm Clock. Who are my favorite 0:21:11.840 --> 0:21:14.560 movie beyond The Valley of the Dolls. Uh. But it's 0:21:14.560 --> 0:21:16.119 also just been there forever. And I love going in 0:21:16.160 --> 0:21:19.280 tropical fish starts because they're so relaxing. And I like 0:21:19.359 --> 0:21:21.919 watched this stingray. They had like a baby stingray in 0:21:22.000 --> 0:21:24.760 one tank and I posted some video of it, but 0:21:24.800 --> 0:21:27.320 it was like so cute and it looked like it 0:21:27.400 --> 0:21:30.000 was trying to escape. It was just like swimming to 0:21:30.040 --> 0:21:32.480 the top over and over again. And I asked the guy. 0:21:32.520 --> 0:21:34.199 I was like, is trying to get out? Like doesn't know? 0:21:34.320 --> 0:21:39.080 And he was like, no, they just like to do that. Sure, 0:21:38.760 --> 0:21:43.280 Strawberry alarm clock can send some peppermints. What is the 0:21:43.440 --> 0:21:45.959 closest encounter any of you guys have had with like 0:21:46.240 --> 0:21:49.840 a sea monster, by which I would include like octopi 0:21:50.680 --> 0:21:56.200 or a shark or giant squids. I will say that 0:21:56.520 --> 0:21:59.280 the last time I was in Florida, I was in 0:22:00.119 --> 0:22:04.119 Pensacola and there were like, you know, it's like a 0:22:04.160 --> 0:22:07.240 different type of ocean than the ocean here. It is 0:22:07.240 --> 0:22:09.119 a different ocean. And last time I went, I was like, 0:22:09.200 --> 0:22:12.920 this is so nice. It's like warm and different and beautiful. 0:22:13.080 --> 0:22:15.879 And then this time, I like noticed there were jellyfish 0:22:16.000 --> 0:22:20.199 everywhere and I couldn't unnotice it, and it made me 0:22:20.280 --> 0:22:22.280 sort of like a little too scared to be in 0:22:22.280 --> 0:22:25.560 the ocean because they were like a non poisonous kind 0:22:25.600 --> 0:22:28.159 of jellyfish, but even just the idea of like a 0:22:28.160 --> 0:22:30.159 lot of them touching my body. He made me be 0:22:30.320 --> 0:22:34.640 like I have to get out of the ocean right now. Um. 0:22:34.760 --> 0:22:38.040 But then yeah, and then I went and looked and 0:22:38.040 --> 0:22:39.880 there's like a lot of like moon jellies. I went 0:22:39.920 --> 0:22:41.879 to like ap peer like at night and watch some 0:22:41.960 --> 0:22:44.600 jellyfish just swim around. And I think jellyfish are super 0:22:44.640 --> 0:22:49.800 scary and awesome. Jellyfish. Yeah, they have like sixteen eyes 0:22:49.920 --> 0:22:52.080 or something. No one can ever doubt anything. I say again, 0:22:52.119 --> 0:22:58.320 because I was right about the whale. Have you ever 0:22:58.600 --> 0:23:01.399 had any personal rance with a sea monster? A couple? 0:23:01.480 --> 0:23:02.919 I mean, I so when I was a kid, I 0:23:02.960 --> 0:23:06.000 lived in Maryland and we would we would swim are 0:23:06.080 --> 0:23:08.439 this summer camp would we'd swim in the Chesapeake, and 0:23:09.200 --> 0:23:11.320 jellyfish were like common. You get stung everyone. We get 0:23:11.320 --> 0:23:13.000 stung all day long. It was like one of the 0:23:13.000 --> 0:23:14.679 things that would happen. It's just you get stung by 0:23:14.720 --> 0:23:16.719 a jellyfish. They were I mean, you would hold them 0:23:16.720 --> 0:23:18.480 in like you could pick them up. They were weird. 0:23:18.520 --> 0:23:22.560 I mean, jellyfish are very strange and they have no face. 0:23:22.760 --> 0:23:24.360 They have no face and you can sort of pick 0:23:24.440 --> 0:23:25.840