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Speaker 1: Time for your dirty little secret text in four one

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Speaker 1: O six one. If you have a dirty little secret,

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Speaker 1: you can tell us anything on the show. And I

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Speaker 1: mean anything, because nobody will even know who you are.

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Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is. That's why

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Speaker 1: everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname. And I've run out

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Speaker 1: of ideas for fake anonymous nicknames every day, So I'm

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Speaker 1: just throwing it out to people on the show to

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Speaker 1: see if they're ready to go with one. English even,

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Speaker 1: Do you have a nickname? Who was on the phone? Um,

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Speaker 1: how about we do Abby? Let's do Abby? Abby is

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Speaker 1: my dead cat that I used to have. Okay, what

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Speaker 1: English Even's dead cat Abbey is on the phone? Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm missing dead Well she's calling back. You're reconnecting. What's

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Speaker 1: up Abby? Hi? How's it going guy? Well? Not great

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Speaker 1: for English right now because his dead cat Abbey is

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Speaker 1: on the phone, but back from the dead. Yeah all right,

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Speaker 1: So you have a dirty little secret Abby the dead cat? Um.

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Speaker 1: So I have always wanted to write children's folks. That's

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Speaker 1: my biggest passion, and one of my idols is doctor SEUs.

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Speaker 1: I've always looked up to him, and so much so

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Speaker 1: that I'm actually kind of modeling my career after Hey,

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Speaker 1: oh like rhyming, rhyming, rhyme time not necessarily rhyming. Um,

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Speaker 1: I write and draw erotic fan fiction. UM has a

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Speaker 1: way to fund my children's books. So you're actually you're

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Speaker 1: actually doing it like Doctor SEUs did. So you want

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Speaker 1: to be Doctor SEUs so bad that you're actually following

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Speaker 1: his career. I don't know. I mean, I know this

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Speaker 1: just because for some reason I looked into it a

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Speaker 1: long time ago. But I don't know if a lot

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Speaker 1: of people know doctor SEUs started off like basically drawing

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Speaker 1: adult cartoons. Yeah, I don't think anybody knows that. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: a lot of people don't know that. So that is

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Speaker 1: what I'm doing. Why are you trying to do it

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Speaker 1: that way? Though? And why not just, you know, start

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Speaker 1: writing kids books right away instead of is? You know?

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Speaker 1: It really has helped fund me and get the funds

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Speaker 1: that I need and I kind of have a little

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Speaker 1: fan base doing this now, And honestly it worked for

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Speaker 1: doctors Boost, so I'm kind of just following in his

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Speaker 1: footsteps and doing whatever I can in order to fulfill

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Speaker 1: this passion I've always thought, And do you guys agree

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Speaker 1: with me that writing children's books is a cop out

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Speaker 1: because clearly they're not good enough to write a real book.

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Speaker 1: I cannot I could write a child's book. I mean

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Speaker 1: I feel like could you? I mean, anybody can write

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Speaker 1: a child's book. Yeah, but do you think it would

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Speaker 1: be like a successful good one? We should write a

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Speaker 1: children's book I've thought about I've always wanted to write

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Speaker 1: kids would be actually the jubil on the fence, sort

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Speaker 1: of like Humpy Dumpy. I've thought about writing kids books

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Speaker 1: a lot. I was like, oh, man, that'd be cool

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Speaker 1: because I'm pretty imaginative. A couple of stories would be

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Speaker 1: fun to I like to write. Anyway, I mean, is

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Speaker 1: it hard to write kid's books on the phone? Since

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Speaker 1: you're doing it, I will agree that you know, if

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Speaker 1: you have an idea, run with it, but not every

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Speaker 1: saying it is gonna stick so you need to do

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Speaker 1: is probably one of the first things that you've written.

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Speaker 1: That's the second book you wrote. Anyway, Well, thank you

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Speaker 1: for telling us your dirt a little secret, for letting

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Speaker 1: me get it out there. Ye all right, so English, Evan,

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Speaker 1: If it's so easy to write a kid's book, write

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Speaker 1: one right now, right short kid's story right now, like

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Speaker 1: right now, write the second? What would it be? Okay,

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Speaker 1: the second? Here we go. Once upon a time in

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Speaker 1: Britain there lived a child called Evan. He was seven,

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Speaker 1: who he hoped one day he'd go to heaven. He

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Speaker 1: fell on the floor after running into a door. Now

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Speaker 1: he is dead and he is no. All right, Alex,

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Speaker 1: can you write a kid's book? Um? I can? Quick? Yeah, quick,

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Speaker 1: kids book? All right. It's gonna bedtime with you bowl? Okay. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to know about the mirror. By the way.

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Speaker 1: I like toys me to sleep. Sometimes I'm done. Don't

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Speaker 1: tell me that one and it wants this a very

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Speaker 1: happy boy named you both. It's a quick read, all right.

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Speaker 1: Text in four one of six one you have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret.