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Speaker 1: Can't expect that from meke Yep, it's about four and

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Speaker 1: Would switch my hands up, and I was suddenly convinced

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Speaker 1: I wonder what her parents thought. Honestly, god, I probably

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Speaker 1: thought she developed turettes like late on set, like honey,

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Speaker 1: I continue to do it at school the next day.

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Speaker 1: I honestly don't recall much, but I remember I would

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Speaker 1: walk around with my friend and it would be excessively

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Speaker 1: I think about it, OPI, I would be embarrassed too.

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Speaker 1: You sound like a problem child. Also, like this was

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Speaker 1: four years ago, they still are a child. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: are a kid. You're an idiot baby. Don't worry. You

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Speaker 1: have plenty of fuck ups in your future. That's right,

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Speaker 1: We're here to read all of them. Oh, I will dwell,

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Speaker 1: rest of your life. Exactly, send us your fuck ups. Oh. Also,

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Speaker 1: if you want to set up your fuck ups, go

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Speaker 1: to our slash okop show. Tell us why your life

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Speaker 1: is maybe not going optimally right now, and we'll give

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Speaker 1: you advice on it. And I got another story for you.

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Speaker 1: I stole from my own mother to buy Roebucks. She

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Speaker 1: found out, and I'm terrified about what happens next. Hey

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Speaker 1: you need Roebucks. Listen, Mama, you gotta line my digital pockets.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know how am I supposed to buy

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Speaker 1: the Roebucks things? Yeah? NFTs? Ever heard of them? Bro?

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Speaker 1: Roebucks were the original NFTs? Come on, we're insane? Are you?

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Speaker 1: Are you trying to gate keep me from from my

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Speaker 1: future as an NFT art investor? Mom? I wow, she is?

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Speaker 1: I think she is she doesn't understand the future of

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Speaker 1: the Roadblox community. Thanks for not seeing my potential. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: All of my eleven male friends from school were getting

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Speaker 1: roebucks and I was the only person not getting any. Dude,

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Speaker 1: you suck your I would never be your friend robucks. Bro,

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Speaker 1: I only associate with people who have at least over

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Speaker 1: one hundred rowbucks. Dude, try a million, bro. Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: not snooty. I just want someone that roll the game.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 1: I had asked my mom several times to get me roebucks,

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Speaker 1: but she always said that she doesn't trust buying online stuff. Again, mom, NFTs. Hey,

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Speaker 1: if you're the future coin, you would have been a

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Speaker 1: millionaire and then maybe lost at all. You fucking idiots.

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Speaker 1: You thought me, Bro, Trust the future, trust the future,

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Speaker 1: trust the process.

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Speaker 2: Oh this is great.

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Speaker 1: So when my mom was bathing, I snuck into her

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Speaker 1: bedroom and stole her wallets. Dacy's mom has that coming on.

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Speaker 1: She won't buy me rollebucks and I've been waiting for

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Speaker 1: so long, Mommy, can't you see that these robutsu for me?

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Speaker 1: Hey be wrong, but I'm gonna steal you from my mom.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, banger, Oh that's the same time was completely

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Speaker 1: by the way, Okay, that's that's a okop moment in

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Speaker 2: That's right now.

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Speaker 1: I took out my iPad and put her credit card details,

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Speaker 1: and then I bought four hundred roebucks. What is the roebucks. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's four hundred dollars. I'm gonna see assume one Roadbucks

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Speaker 1: is a thousand US dollars. Eight hundred rowbucks is ten dollars. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's not that bad. But but then I wanted more

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Speaker 1: And then when I opened my phone again to show them,

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Speaker 1: work right there, busting bro. She continually beat me up,

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Speaker 1: stopped asking my mom for roebucks, Sam, what do we think?

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Speaker 1: I think You're never gonna get more roebucks if you

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Speaker 1: stop asking, you know we need more one hundred percent

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Speaker 1: Roebucks empire. Low key. Actually Roebucks is a great way

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Speaker 1: to money launder. Who would ever suspect it? And and

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Speaker 1: laundering operation and he's just getting his feel way. What

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Speaker 1: for you. Oh. I stole something from every frat party

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Speaker 1: I've been to, and I couldn't be happier. I mean,

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Speaker 1: imagine that's what every one does at a frat party.

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Speaker 1: I actually have a story about that, but all we'll

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Speaker 1: get back to it save it. In college, I never

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Speaker 1: Being that we were friends, I got invited to a

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Speaker 1: It began as a drunken gag where I would take

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Speaker 1: multiple people had lost their deposits because of my debauchery.

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Speaker 1: And I regret nothing. I mean, this isn't an Ami

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Speaker 1: completely ale but a little funny that stealing a bunch

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Speaker 1: for knobs and then come to find out that this

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Speaker 1: I would sue him for his knobs. So I actually

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Speaker 1: the nobl related to this. This sounds like a guy,

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Speaker 1: but girls will steal anything at frat parties, especially your

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Speaker 1: clothes and I remember I was at this party and

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Speaker 2: That's amazing.

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Speaker 1: It was so random, and I'm so pissed. Right, I

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Speaker 1: I got Bob to sign my red bandana and literally

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Speaker 1: I was wearing my red bandana. I fucking looked great, right,

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Speaker 1: and then this girl she's like, hey, Sam, how are

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Speaker 1: And I never got it back. And she ran into

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Speaker 1: part of the studio. That's right, Number one, That is

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Speaker 1: that is legendary A Bob signed. So congratulations on at

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Speaker 1: least getting that. Okay, Second, look, I've always been like, ah,

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Speaker 1: me in a Romanian isn't because that is wow, Wow,

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Speaker 1: she probably has no idea. She has no idea, Like,

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Speaker 2: She lost it.

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Speaker 1: She just thinks it's another red bandana. Wow.

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Speaker 2: How was it?

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Speaker 1: Was it like signed on the front or like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was signed on the front so I would wear it.

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Speaker 1: So it was like specifically, I actually think I have

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I have the picture where you

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Speaker 1: can see it's on my Instagram. Yeah, I don't know

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Speaker 1: if I have the pictu where you can see that

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Speaker 1: you like m You know to all of you that

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Speaker 1: there we go. Can you see it? There it is?

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Speaker 1: That's an ex girlfriend, by the way, yeah, not current girlfriend. Well, Sam,

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Speaker 1: that is a tragic story, But I have a even

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Speaker 1: more tragic story for you. I love tragedy. We love depression.

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Speaker 1: This you know what I'm gonna I am. I love depression.

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Speaker 1: I'm planning my flag on that. All right, let's let's

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Speaker 1: hear your depresses get it? Or should we call it

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Speaker 1: a depressive episode? Wow? This actually is depressing. I didn't

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Speaker 1: a ten year marriage because she fell in love with

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Speaker 1: a stranger she saw on the street. Yo. That reminds

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Speaker 1: you of James Blunt. Uh. I could see her face

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Speaker 1: the walk, dumb ba. I could wait out. I could

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Speaker 1: James play you're beautiful, you.

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Speaker 2: Know you're beautiful.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like you see the stranger on the subway,

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Speaker 1: What is this? That's what I call street meet? Hello,

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Speaker 1: she said. She said she felt like her world stopped

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Speaker 1: But love at first sight? Come on, don't don't you

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Speaker 3: You know?

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Speaker 1: Why can't someone see a stranger get and get a

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 1: No, you make a good point, you make Yeah, come on,

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to follow how this How does this unfold? Right?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 1: She she's just gonna sleep at this gas station twenty

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Speaker 1: She she she felt it. Okay, she saw him, and

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Speaker 1: she's like, I know you love this gas station the

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Speaker 2: Just watch.

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Speaker 1: Just wait, there's more to the story. There's more to

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Speaker 1: I mean again, ridiculous, but yo, I can't wait for

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Speaker 1: the movie. I mean honestly, like, this is a Hallmark

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Speaker 1: And then love struck at a gas station. And let's

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Speaker 1: just say it was explosive. Oh that gas was on fire.

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Speaker 2: It was Bruce Willis.

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Speaker 1: Bruce Willis, gas station love, gas station lover, love her heartbreak.

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Speaker 1: You know what else is heartbreaking? What this next story?

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Speaker 1: The I'm gonna tell you your next story. Oh, let's

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Speaker 1: go for it. Breaking my heart, baby, My boyfriend left

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Speaker 1: me because I'm not tight enough. What Knie say, keegels,

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Speaker 1: That's that's what you could say. I, twenty four female,

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Speaker 1: He said, it felt like I was cave. Hey, maybe

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Speaker 1: Shosh whah. Yeah. I feel like this is more of

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Speaker 1: a thin I think you've got a little problem, my

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Speaker 1: friend incy bitsy problem your penis. Yeah, we've been together

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Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. I did keegels, okay,

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Speaker 1: I talked to the doctor. I've tried creams. No, this

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Speaker 1: but it hurts when he does it. God, fun time

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Speaker 1: leaving the room to watch corn. He said he can

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Speaker 1: the waters. And it's clear that I'm the problem. Oh

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Speaker 1: my bro, this guy is the worst person on planet Earth.

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Speaker 2: Yo.

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Speaker 1: You like you do not want to be with this

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Speaker 1: guy at all? Like he seems like he's both the

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Speaker 1: physical and mental problem. Yeah, you dodged him. Actually you

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Speaker 1: dodged This is big silver lining energy right here. I'm hurt,

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Speaker 1: I'm helpless. I'm without options on how to fix it.

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Speaker 1: There is an option to leave this guy's as bro.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I'm not good enough for him. As

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Speaker 1: been in bed in tears for two days. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what to do or if I'll able or if

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Speaker 1: I'll be able to cope with it. Girl, the biggest

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Speaker 1: bullet of your life. There are gonna be big dick

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Speaker 1: I'm sure your cave is your meat cave. Is you know,

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Speaker 1: good enough for the best of us, the best of us,

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Speaker 1: best of us? No, the best of them. That's of that. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: that's that?

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Speaker 2: Oh man?

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Speaker 1: But you know what's you know what's good for for everyone? Hey?

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Speaker 1: What my next story?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Lay it on me, Johnny boy, let's get laid. Here

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Speaker 1: we go, let's do it. My twenty four female coworker,

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Speaker 1: sixty eight male keeps taking pictures of my booty, and

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Speaker 1: now he's suing me. That's because he and ask that

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Speaker 1: fine to be illegal. That booty is an illegal weapon. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I can't help but take a pic. Uh uh, Hey,

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Speaker 1: you're on your own on mouth, you and you and

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Speaker 1: sixty eight male are over here. I know, Okay, let's go.

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Speaker 1: How worried should I be about this? As far as

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Speaker 1: I know, reporting a behavior for someone that is actually doing. Wait,

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Speaker 1: is actually doing is not defamation, correct, it's you can't

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Speaker 2: I'm kind of.

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Speaker 1: Freaking out because I'm barely scraping by and I can't

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Speaker 1: afford a lawyer. By the way, his reasoning for taking

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Speaker 1: these photos was to document my uniform violations when I

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Speaker 1: was wearing pants that he felt were too provocative. They

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Speaker 1: were literally just slacks. But I got a big body.

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Speaker 1: He is not in my chain of command. He's just

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Speaker 1: another employee. I don't think he's employee. I think he's

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Speaker 1: a secret or not so secret admire. What kind of

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Speaker 1: weak defense is that I'm documenting your uniform violations. I mean,

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Speaker 1: he is documenting something I don't know about, a uniform violation.

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Speaker 1: But hey, maybe you can turn these lemons into lemonade.

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Speaker 1: You just found your first only fans photographer. Honestly, I

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Speaker 1: think she could sue back a thousand percent. Yeah, a

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Speaker 1: thousand percent. But speaking of a prom But speaking of

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Speaker 1: promiscuous situations, I got a question for you, John hit Me.

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Speaker 1: Is it rude? Do it? If you're staying over as

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Speaker 1: a guest in someone's house hot take. I think it's

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Speaker 1: rude not to you know, you gotta gotta make your

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Speaker 1: presence known. Okay, that's that's all I'm saying. I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: leave some snail trails every which way. Come on, If

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Speaker 1: that you ain't looking like starry night with the black light,

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Speaker 1: then you're doing something wrong. Come on, try again. You

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Speaker 1: got a Jackson Pollock, that ceiling, Jackson Pollock. The sheets,

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Speaker 1: you know, make an NFT, make an NFT. I. I

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Speaker 1: want those sheets so stiff, so stiff that you could

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Speaker 1: karate chop that shit and then go from a you know,

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Speaker 1: a brown belt to a blue belt. It's just a

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Speaker 1: piece of glass. It's just a piece of glass. You

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Speaker 1: go watch shah. Yeah, I've been all crusty like m mmmmm. God,

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Speaker 1: that was descriptive. All right. Uh, these are the top

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Speaker 1: five answers. Do what you do, what you want with

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Speaker 1: your wife, But I don't ever want to see her

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Speaker 1: juices or any trace of you doing it. Fair and

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Speaker 1: someone responded to this, Any firsthand knowledge is something I

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Speaker 1: don't want. If you tell me at HEMP, if you

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Speaker 1: tell me it happened, I won't be bothered if I

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Speaker 1: have to hear it or clean it up. We will

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Speaker 1: have words. Yes, my dad and his wife have no

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Speaker 1: issues having very loud, intimate moments when they come visit me,

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Speaker 1: and it's very uncomfortable. Not today, daddy. Someone has a solution.

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Speaker 1: Stand in the hallway and applaud. If they say something,

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Speaker 1: just answer. They were obviously looking for an audience. So

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Speaker 1: you're just being a good host.

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Speaker 2: Love it.

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Speaker 1: Hey, that's how you do it. Clap back, baby, clap back.

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Speaker 1: I will assume, someone else says, I will assume as

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Speaker 1: a host, doing it can happen. The polight thing is

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Speaker 1: if you must no one can know. It must be silent,

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Speaker 1: untraceable doing it. Don't ask, don't tell doing it And

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Speaker 1: someone responds bingo, whether it's eating cookies in bed or

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Speaker 1: doing it, it's fine as long as there isn't any evidence.

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Speaker 1: And now we have it all laid out for us

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Speaker 1: in the final comments. Oh, no context matters. I'd say

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Speaker 1: it depends on these factors. One length of stay one night,

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Speaker 1: probably not a month, definitely, guest room versus family member's room.

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Speaker 1: Guess room safe, family member's room not safe, especially a

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Speaker 1: kid's room. Reason for stay, funeral, don't do it. You

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Speaker 1: can get away.

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Speaker 2: Do it.

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Speaker 1: Four closest with host, new friends, lash, colleagues nope, lifelong

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Speaker 1: friends sure. And five location of bed, living room, fold out,

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Speaker 1: bad move, far corner of house smooth moves.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: I mean I never expected in my life to have

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Speaker 1: such a clear direction. I mean, that is the creture.

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Speaker 1: We have the guidebook. We have the guidebook, the tools.

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Speaker 1: We have the tools for where you should use your tool.

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Speaker 1: That's right, Speaking of tools, Sam, Oh yeah, I have

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Speaker 1: my own. I have my own ask reddit of probably

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Speaker 1: the most important tool of all times. Oh, drill it

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Speaker 1: into me, baby. You got ten minutes to hide a

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Speaker 1: pen from a detective. If he doesn't find it, you

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Speaker 1: get a million dollars. Where would you hide it? Oh? Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to hide it in every orifice I have.

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Speaker 1: Oh goodness, baby, stick it in me. Top five best answers,

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Speaker 1: let's get into it. Five in my booty ninety five

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Speaker 1: percent of first people's thought here. Honestly, that my first thought.

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Speaker 1: Four I'll just write something. I'll just write something with

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Speaker 1: the pen and drop it from my desk. It'll go

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Speaker 1: to some different dimension.

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Speaker 2: Like they all do.

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Speaker 1: Dude, I lose so many pens that way. Same Three

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Speaker 1: behind my ear baking on incompetence. Here the law often

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Speaker 1: is incompetent. You know those those copy eating donuts. You know,

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Speaker 1: if they're not putting those donut eating cops. I like

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Speaker 1: copy eating donuts way better. We want to hit me

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Speaker 1: with number two two? Do I have to be able

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Speaker 1: to find it again? I live five minutes from the ocean,

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Speaker 1: so I just paddle out for five minutes and chuck

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Speaker 1: it as far as I can. You have to return it.

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Speaker 1: That's part of the rules. It's in the agreement, bro

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Speaker 1: add one.

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Speaker 2: This one is so sad.

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Speaker 1: I'll give it to the kid who has to borrow

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Speaker 1: my game boy in the fourth grade and then effing

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Speaker 2: Okop, Lady gets mad at me for being naked in

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Speaker 2: my own house. Bruh for starters. I'm a nudist kind

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448
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Speaker 1: but when I'm home, I like to be naked. My

449
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Speaker 1: husband is usually at least wearing underwear, he himself is

450
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Speaker 1: rarely naked. I started doing this as soon as I

451
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Speaker 1: moved out on my own about four years ago. Itching

452
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Speaker 1: to get those clothes off, I guess, itching to just

453
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Speaker 1: strip down and be naked and free in your own home.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I also have cats and keep the blinds open a

456
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Speaker 1: little so they can't break them, and they're about two

457
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Speaker 1: thirds of an inch open. Obviously, I'm aware of this

458
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Speaker 1: and do my best to stay away from the windows

459
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Speaker 1: and do not open the door with my wangout. We

460
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Speaker 1: currently live in a trailer park because our last apartment

461
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Speaker 1: kicked us out for having a German Shepherd, which we

462
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Speaker 1: did not know was against the rules. So the only

463
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Speaker 1: place I could find that would allow us to keep

464
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Speaker 1: her is the trailer park. I would never get rid

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Speaker 1: of my pets, So the trailer park. We went, Wow,

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Speaker 1: that's loyalty, man, Yeah, that's that really like, uh, Jevan Shepard,

467
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Speaker 1: you might be gone potentially. Uh, living in the park

468
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Speaker 1: is fine, and it's nice enough. Our trailer is a

469
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Speaker 1: twenty eighteen model and it honestly doesn't feel like a

470
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Speaker 1: trailer at all once you're inside of it.

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Speaker 2: Like I could see that like a really nice vie.

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Speaker 1: Also, like van life is like a thing now. Yeah,

473
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Speaker 1: and like I feel like it's being more it's more

474
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Speaker 1: accepted to live in trailers and vans and it's almost

475
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Speaker 1: like a little bit cool these days. Totally it's more accepted.

476
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Speaker 1: But also like I could see it being really dope,

477
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Speaker 1: like nice RVs are. Oh yeah, I watched a video

478
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Speaker 1: of just like a tour of Justin Bieber's uh travelvy.

479
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Speaker 1: You see that dude that that has a fireplace in it?

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Speaker 2: Bro, Dude, it's it's insane.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so you get you could get some good stuff there,

482
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Speaker 1: And the only problem is the trailers are pretty close together.

483
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Speaker 1: My neighbor already gives us dirty looks because we're a

484
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Speaker 1: gay couple. One day, I was cleaning the floor and

485
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Speaker 1: had to dump some water, so I put on some

486
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Speaker 1: boxers to go dump it outside. She immediately got mad

487
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Speaker 1: because she doesn't work and just sits at home all day,

488
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Speaker 1: and came out yelling, Karen, you can't come outside naked.

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Speaker 2: Me. I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I'm in my boxers and just went to dump this

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Speaker 1: mop water. Karen, there's kid's hair. Put on some clothes.

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Speaker 2: Me, I have clothes on. Goodbye.

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Speaker 1: I love it. It's like peace. Yeah, I leave in

494
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Speaker 1: this conversation, and so I walked back in. About a

495
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Speaker 1: week ago, I was hanging out at home naked like

496
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Speaker 1: I do. I was in my office playing some video

497
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Speaker 1: games with my headphones on, which is just kind of

498
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Speaker 1: a funny picture to me. Yeah, just wang out, just

499
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Speaker 1: like playing video games in the office of all places.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully it has a cover on his on his webcam,

501
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,200
Speaker 1: I saw on my phone that the camera on my

502
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Speaker 1: front door picked up some motion outside, so I looked

503
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Speaker 1: at it. To see it as my neighbor looking through

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Speaker 1: my windows into my living group.

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Speaker 2: What Karen was peeking? Literally? Maybe maybe she wasn't wasn't

506
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Speaker 2: mad at what she saw earlier.

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Speaker 1: If you had catch the drift, you liked the angle

508
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Speaker 1: of the dangle through it.

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Speaker 2: I told her to go away, and she jumped quickly

510
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Speaker 2: and left. So he literally was like through the speaker,

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Speaker 2: what are you doing?

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Speaker 1: Like? What are you?

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Speaker 2: Damn?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I bet I bet that gave her

515
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Speaker 1: a heart attack. After playing for a while, I walked

516
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Speaker 1: into the kitchen and was making some food again. I

517
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Speaker 1: got a notification that someone was at my door. So

518
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:40,040
Speaker 1: I look at it and it's her again again. I

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Speaker 1: grabbed my shorts and head to the door. Me.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Karen, who do you think you are? Me?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 2: Karen? I saw you walking around naked? Me? Yeah, I

523
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Speaker 2: was in my house, So were you watching me? Obviously?

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Speaker 2: She was, Yeah, Karen, there's kids, Harry. You can't do that, Bro.

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Speaker 1: The kids aren't peeking through the windows.

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Speaker 2: You're the only.

527
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Speaker 1: Like you. Bro. Peep and Tom over here, Pep and Karen.

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Speaker 1: Creepy Karen right here, baby peeping Karen? I like that?

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Speaker 2: Me? I was in my house no one could see

530
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Speaker 2: me unless they were looking through my windows like you were, Karen,

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Speaker 2: How dare you accuse me of that?

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00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:39,600
Speaker 1: That's disgusting, freaking ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: Me, Okay, goodbye. I mean she literally has her on film.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like he knows what she's doing. He's spider

535
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Speaker 1: on his spigam. I shut the door and called the

536
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Speaker 1: office complaining that she's been looking through my window and

537
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Speaker 1: was harassing me for being naked in my own house. Ultimately,

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Speaker 1: they sided with me and that if she continued.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, call the police.

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Speaker 2: Seriously, what a call that would Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, I have a Karen that is invading my

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Speaker 1: privacy and looking at the angle of my dangle. Oh dear,

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Speaker 1: but so far I haven't had any more problems. Good edit,

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Speaker 1: I forgot she complained about seeing my wang print through

599
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Speaker 1: my shorts. Bro Karen just likes the bull. She's just looking,

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Speaker 1: she's admiring. Honestly at this point, Well, there you have it.

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Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's fine. Honestly, I think

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Speaker 1: it's fine to do whatever you want within the confines

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Speaker 1: of your home. It's other people's, uh issue if if

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Speaker 1: if they're looking into your house exactly, Like maybe maybe

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Speaker 1: someone personally is like, why would you be home naked?

606
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Speaker 1: But they like, they can't look through you, They can't

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Speaker 1: have an actual You have to even if you don't

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Speaker 1: agree with what they want to do, you can't impede

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Speaker 1: on the right to do it exactly, exactly. Yeah, whatever

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Speaker 1: you want in your own home. Don't let anyone tell

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Speaker 1: you except like, you know, if you're you're doing illegal shit,

612
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:55,920
Speaker 1: but like you have a right to be naked, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, free the nipple.

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Speaker 2: Exactly, dude.

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Speaker 1: Colony next week Yeah, not this weekend, but next weekend.

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Speaker 1: I'm very excited about it. I'm very excited.

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Speaker 2: We're doing yourself could be called a semist.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I am. I am. I'm participating. I'm I'm

619
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,759
Speaker 1: definitely not like I'm feeling a little nervous about it

620
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Speaker 1: because I've never been I've never been naked for that

621
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Speaker 1: long in front of that many people. Yeah, so I'm

622
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Speaker 1: a little nervous, but I think it's good exposure.

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Speaker 2: Did you ever in middle did you ever in middle

624
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Speaker 2: school like have to change like naked or anything like that.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean like in front of like like

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Speaker 1: you know, the in the locker rooms. But well, you know,

627
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 1: but it wasn't so I think there's a there's a

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Speaker 1: generational difference between like being comfortable with nudity. I don't

629
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Speaker 1: know if you've ever been to a gym, but there's

630
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Speaker 1: an old dude past his knees that's just like bending

631
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Speaker 1: over butt fac into the world and just like no

632
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Speaker 1: care in the world about who sees what. And then

633
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Speaker 1: you have all these like twenty year old guys or

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Speaker 1: like you know, thirty year old guys that are you know,

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Speaker 1: they're wearing the towels and.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just like not like throwing it around. But yeah,

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Speaker 2: I get naked, but I'm just not thrown it.

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00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,759
Speaker 1: Around I've had. I've had these dudes like well come

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Speaker 1: up and like start trying to have a conversation, and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, when you're gesticulating, you're freaking Newton balls

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00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:29,080
Speaker 1: are swinging from side to side, slapping into your like

642
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:32,200
Speaker 1: through your knees. I don't know how that's comfortable, but like,

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Speaker 1: please just put on some pants before you try to,

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Speaker 1: uh hypnotize me with your your balls. So like some

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Speaker 1: kind of hypnotists like you are getting very sleepy.

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Speaker 2: I think they just they just stopped caring a something.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think it's probably that. But I also

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Speaker 1: think like back in the day, like yeah, at least

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Speaker 1: in the locker room, you were you were just supposed

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Speaker 1: to be nude, totally right, And I don't I think

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Speaker 1: I actually think we've become less comfortable with nudity in

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Speaker 1: the last twenty years. That's actually, yeah, which is interesting

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Speaker 1: because we could argue become more progressive. But like, uh,

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Speaker 1: like in middle school, we never like no one ever

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Speaker 1: changed out of their boxers. Well we would just like no,

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Speaker 1: not at all, you know what I mean. So like

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Speaker 1: I didn't I didn't like undress nude myself, and Tom

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Speaker 1: a planet or something. Even still, like I'm like, so

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Speaker 1: I was I was a swarmmer growing up, and we

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Speaker 1: would do this thing called the deck change where we

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Speaker 1: So I'm like an expert at doing that, right, And

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Speaker 1: so like I feel like that even in the locker room,

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Speaker 1: I'm like pretty like.

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Speaker 2: You know, you still employ that technique.

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Speaker 1: I still employ the technique. Yeah, So I don't. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know how I I like,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I think I'm still a little bit uncomfortable

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Speaker 1: with nudity, definitely. I think more comfortable in the average person,

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Speaker 1: which and I'm really that's why I'm really excited about

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Speaker 1: this new.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it'll be an interesting to see how you how

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Speaker 2: you come out.

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Speaker 1: My biggest worry is just like being nude around that

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Speaker 1: many people. It's just like getting a random boner, yes,

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Speaker 1: and like you know, I'm like doing this interview with

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Speaker 1: the time, right, So it's like, uh, I don't know

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Speaker 1: how they explained display that away. You know, it's like, no,

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Speaker 1: it's not you, it's just the temperature of the air.

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Speaker 2: I think I think I think you need to add

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Speaker 2: that as as a question in your how do you.

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Speaker 1: Deal with boners?

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Speaker 2: How do you deal with boners?

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Speaker 1: the Nudest Colony next week. It's interesting. But yeah, that

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Speaker 1: to be nude, embrace your body, but it's also okay

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Speaker 1: to not be nude. Just embrace unless unless I guess

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