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Speaker 1: The Jebel Show on demand. Hi everybody, I'm Bob Barfman.

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Speaker 1: Oh and it's time for Stupid Internet Questions, America's favorite

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Speaker 1: game show where we ask you the question that everybody's

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Speaker 1: debating on the dot com today. I'm Bob Barfman. I've

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Speaker 1: got an unfortunate last name, but who cares? The Stupid

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Speaker 1: Internet Questions where we're going to ask you what they're

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Speaker 1: talking about today online. I'm Bob Barfman. Let's just get

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Speaker 1: to the show. What's this the stupid Internet question today?

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Speaker 1: What's the last thing that you got away with by flirting?

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Speaker 1: Text in four one to six one calls up eighty

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Speaker 1: eight three four three one oh six one. What's the

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Speaker 1: last thing that you got away with by flirting? I'm

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Speaker 1: Bob Barfman. Welcome to the show. This is actually gonna

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Speaker 1: be a tough one for me because I just feel

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Speaker 1: so shameful to do that, Like it's not something that

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Speaker 1: What Alex is the worst flirt ever? Honestly, Alex is

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Speaker 1: my wife, if you didn't know that, and she's incredibly

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Speaker 1: sexy and she can be incredibly flirty if she's comfortable,

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Speaker 1: but what I mean is in a situation where you

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Speaker 1: have to just flirt with somebody, she can't even do

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Speaker 1: it with me. Yeah, we were at a restaurant the

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Speaker 1: other day and there was just somebody there. She's like,

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Speaker 1: oh that guys, you know how people do that? Whatever?

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Speaker 1: And then I was like, what would you do if

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Speaker 1: you were to flirt right now, pretend that you wanted

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Speaker 1: to pay attention to you. What would you do? And

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Speaker 1: I was like, just do that look? Because she has

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Speaker 1: a look, right, I was like, just do that look.

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Speaker 1: Like if you did that look, if you look like

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Speaker 1: you're scanning the room, you stopped for a second, you

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Speaker 1: did that look to me, I would be like, oh damn.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, so try it with me. We're

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Speaker 1: across the table, and then her eyes locked mine. It

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Speaker 1: I can't do it. I think you literally actually said

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Speaker 1: nope out loud. And I was like, that's a terrible

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Speaker 1: way to flirt, saying looking at somebody and going nope

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Speaker 1: is a really bad way to flirt. Well, I got

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Speaker 1: you stupid internet questions. We're asking you the question that

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Speaker 1: everybodys talking about today. What is the last thing you

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Speaker 1: got away with by flirting? Calls up eighty eight three

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Speaker 1: four three one six one, text in four one oh

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Speaker 1: six one jasmine, what's the last thing you got away

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Speaker 1: with by flirting? Okay, so I got extra sprinkles at

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Speaker 1: the Aking Score. But yes they were special sprinkles. They

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Speaker 1: were like like gold friends. So you flirted and got

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Speaker 1: free sprinkles and sprinkle. It's stupid internet questions. What's the

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Speaker 1: last thing you got away with by flirting? Producer Bennett

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Speaker 1: jumping in, just like the sprinkle? Do you could get

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Speaker 1: anything you want by flirting? I feel like I'm a

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Speaker 1: natural flirt. I found this Taryak restaurant near my house.

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Speaker 1: The woman who took my order, she was like really

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Speaker 1: really sweet and like flirty. So I was like, smiling,

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Speaker 1: you were flirting with a woman. Yes, yes it does.

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Speaker 1: I like to flirt. It doesn't matter. So yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: like flirting with her and I go in and I'm like, hey,

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Speaker 1: could I have like an extra Taryak sauce? And she

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Speaker 1: was like, oh, it comes with two, And I'm like okay,

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Speaker 1: And then when I go back to pick up my

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Speaker 1: I put an extra tarayake sauce in for you, and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, thank you. This sauce is so good.

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Speaker 1: Do bid Internet questions asking you the question what's the

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Speaker 1: last thing you got away with by flirting? I couldn't

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Speaker 1: find a parking spot over July fourth, near the firework

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Speaker 1: and this gorgeous home on the beach. I drove in

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Speaker 1: their driveway and I just flirted with the owner and

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Speaker 1: he let me park in then drive Well hell ye,

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Speaker 1: so yeah, except hell no. If I was the owner

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Speaker 1: of that, that would that would annoy me so much.

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Speaker 1: I don't care how hot you are. If it's a

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Speaker 1: parking spot, flirting is gonna get you nowhere. I would

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Speaker 1: have been like you, okay, yeah, you can flirt with me,

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Speaker 1: but if you want to park here and all the

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Speaker 1: for that parking spot. I don't care how hot you are.

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Speaker 1: It's bid Internet questions, what's the last thing you got

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Speaker 1: But I had an expired coupon for the item at

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Speaker 1: the grocery store, and the guy straight up knew it

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Speaker 1: was expired, but a little smile and oh damn inspired

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Speaker 1: coupon coupon, queen, I've had that happened without flirting. They're

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Speaker 1: just usually like, um, yeah, it's fine. I'll just it's

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Speaker 1: it anyway. I don't even know if you got that

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Speaker 1: how they do things at the grocery store. I'm Bob Barfman.

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Speaker 1: And that was stupid Internet questions. Keep texting in four

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Speaker 1: one six one, call us up eight to eight three

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Speaker 1: four three one oh six one. What's the last thing

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Speaker 1: you got away with by flirting? Mederica? Follow the show

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Speaker 1: on social media at the Jewel Show, follow us all individually.

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Speaker 1: I met Jewel Fresh and that that dre Is, I

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Speaker 1: met Bennett Knows, I met b Ramira zero zero and

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Speaker 1: your phone prank happens every single hour on the twenty sir.

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Speaker 1: Next one is coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 1: It's a jewel show. And that was stupid Internet questions.

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Speaker 1: We'll see you tomorrow, same time for another round. It's

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Speaker 1: a Jewel show. The Jewel Show on to my and

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Speaker 1: it's another jubil phone Frameyday Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: my name is Stu and I'm calling from I was

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Speaker 1: looking for James. Yeah, how are you? I'm great? How's

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Speaker 1: it going over there? Amazing for me? I'm calling with

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Speaker 1: the appraisal on your Spider Man one that's been autographed

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Speaker 1: by mister Stanley himself. Yeah, yeah, got it right in

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Speaker 1: front of me, and holy Molly, this is a gem.

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Speaker 1: Yeah all day. Yeah, I bet you did. I'd wait

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Speaker 1: in line my whole life for this Spider Man one

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Speaker 1: autographed by Stanley himself. And I got into work, they said, hey,

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Speaker 1: we got this thing for you to appraise, because I'm

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Speaker 1: the one that does all the appraising and let's them

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Speaker 1: know how much things are worth. They said, hey, this

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Speaker 1: guy came in dropped off a Spider Man one autographed

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Speaker 1: by Stanlelee and I heard the heavens open up and

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Speaker 1: I heard the angels sing and I was like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to look at it. So yeah, yeah, anyway,

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Speaker 1: quite an exciting day for me, but more exciting day

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Speaker 1: for you, because I got the numbers for you on

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Speaker 1: how much this bad Boy is worth? Oh what what

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Speaker 1: is it? What is it? I'm so excited. Well, don't worry.

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Speaker 1: I have gloves on when I'm touching it here. I'm

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Speaker 1: just impressing. What good a shape you've been able to

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Speaker 1: keep this in. That was just like conditions? No, what

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Speaker 1: what was that? Um? Hello James? Yeah, so, um, I

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Speaker 1: don't not sure if you Uh, oh boy, Oh what

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Speaker 1: what what is that? Oh? No? Oh Mike, Oh no,

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Speaker 1: what happened in my book? Um? Um? James? So? Um,

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Speaker 1: you know that Spider Man show, The Spider Man when

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Speaker 1: he had that was autographed by stand Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: what do you still technically have it? Um? So it's

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Speaker 1: gonna be worth a little bit lesson and you saw

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Speaker 1: what I think actually, so it's gonna be Oh oh

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Speaker 1: my god, oh, oh my god. Was that a page

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Speaker 1: ripping or five? Holy? I opened to my foot? Um,

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Speaker 1: oh my god. Okay, so I I guess I was

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Speaker 1: heard that. Yeah, I heard that. I did it, and

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Speaker 1: I've got to say, oh my god. So I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: So it's, um, this is gonna be missing. It's I

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Speaker 1: the whole thing just kind of fell apart and ripped

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Speaker 1: in half somehow. Ah, what do you mean to, Oh,

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Speaker 1: my god, that book. I'm gonna get that to my

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Speaker 1: son to give it to his son. I was gonna

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Speaker 1: be my family forever. How could you be such a idiot? Man?

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Speaker 1: What are you gonna do about this? You're gonna make

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Speaker 1: this better or I'm gonna come down there and rip

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Speaker 1: you and out. Hey, I think I deserve that. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: I will make this better. I do want to make

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Speaker 1: this better because I shouldn't probably have this job anymore.

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Speaker 1: I mean, frankly, I thought I was that's a good idea.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you should go fire yourself. I probably I do

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Speaker 1: have something that I can give you that's not an

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Speaker 1: identical replacement, But I do have something here that is

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Speaker 1: would love to hear how you could possibly replace this.

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Speaker 1: It's not a first edition, but I do have a

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Speaker 1: fourteenth edition Scooby Doo signed by Tom Hanks. Are you

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Speaker 1: kidding me? A fourteenth edition of Scooby New autographed by

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Speaker 1: Tom Hey. So thank you. What's the hell I'm coming

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Speaker 1: down to right now? All right, Well, don't do that

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Speaker 1: because this is actually a prank phone call. It's actually

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Speaker 1: Jewel from Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you

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Speaker 1: and your girlfriend, Cammy set you up? Got you? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god? Are you kidding? Yeah? I think your comic

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Speaker 1: book is fine, although, oh my god, do you think

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Speaker 1: you could get your hands on a fourteenth edition Scooby

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Speaker 1: Doo autograph by Tom Hanks? I would bring in some

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Speaker 1: serious cash for you. The Jewel Show on demand. It's

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Speaker 1: time War of the Roses only on the Jewbil Show.

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Speaker 1: Andandre is on the phone today for War of the

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Speaker 1: Roses to catch a cheeter. She's been with her boyfriend

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Speaker 1: Richie for six months and already thinks that something's going on.

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Speaker 1: Sandra sucks. They have to come on the show this way.

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Speaker 1: But thank you for your email, and thank you for

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Speaker 1: being willing to do this. Hopefully your boyfriend Richie isn't

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Speaker 1: cheating on you, but if he is, hopefully we catch

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I hope so too. All right, so tell

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Speaker 1: us what's going on, why do you think your boyfriend

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Speaker 1: Richie is cheating? Well, okay, so I was going into,

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Speaker 1: you know, the cupboard under the bathroom sink looking for

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Speaker 1: some extra toothpaste, and I went into his toiletry bag

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Speaker 1: and next to some condoms was a list of women

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Speaker 1: and my name was on the list, but then seven

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Speaker 1: others were behind my name below it. Seven yeah, seven? Wait, yeah,

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Speaker 1: so you found at Okay, I want to go a

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Speaker 1: little slower on that because I shall make sure I

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Speaker 1: heard that right. So you found condoms of his and

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Speaker 1: his toiletry bag underneath the sinking in the bathroom that

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Speaker 1: you were looking for some toothpaste for um? But did

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Speaker 1: you guys live together at the time the list? Though,

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Speaker 1: I want to know about the Yeah, do you guys

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Speaker 1: at night. He gave me a drawer and I have,

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Speaker 1: you know, some stuff there, and okay, we're supposed to

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Speaker 1: be monogamous. And the listed it was handwritten of a

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Speaker 1: bunch of different women's names and then my name and

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Speaker 1: then like seven others below me. So after your name,

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Speaker 1: then if this is a list of people that he

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Speaker 1: list literally exactly, Yeah, damn, okay, front him about it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and you know, of course I'm crazy and I'm jealous.

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Speaker 1: And why would he do that? What was his excuse

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Speaker 1: the Jewels show on demand Jewils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm always like singing them along. Yeah. I wouldn't be

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Speaker 1: how much how much our pampers, Like you gotta gotta

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Speaker 1: guess how much it would be? Right, yeah, basically yeah,

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Speaker 1: And so I was like, instead of like just guessing,

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Speaker 1: I just like looked at it up. I looked at up.

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Speaker 1: I looked it up on Google, and I was like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I really want to get carts. I like looked at

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Speaker 1: up on one Google and it turned out yeah it

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Speaker 1: was it was the price, but like it. The funny

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Speaker 1: thing about it was that my friend Breeze Shoot, the host,

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Speaker 1: was like, Okay, I hope nobody's looking this up or

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Speaker 1: anything like, hope there's no cheaters on here. And I

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Speaker 1: was the cheater. So I yeah, Well, the sad part

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Speaker 1: is I didn't get a gift card. I did. It

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Speaker 1: never came, so I think it's karma. I was gonna say,

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Speaker 1: a girl, that's definitely karma. That's so funny. Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: never came. But I cheated, and I was like, gosh,

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Speaker 1: that was really bad. I was like, I'm so bad. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, probably nobody else I was cheating about

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Speaker 1: you and you. You took the opportunity to cheat at

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Speaker 1: a game at a baby shower. I respect that because

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Speaker 1: you know what, a victory is a victory, and I'm

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Speaker 1: competitive and I like to win. I'd like to win,

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Speaker 1: and I would win the same way if I needed to.

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Speaker 1: And I'm glad you had to do what you had

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Speaker 1: to do. But you called up and said that we'd

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Speaker 1: be like, oh whatever, that's not that big of a

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Speaker 1: deal now, It like, really, in the grand scheme of

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Speaker 1: secrets that we've had, not a huge crazy deal. I mean,

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Speaker 1: did you hear what that lady said the other day

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Speaker 1: she was doing with her husband's toothbrush to get revenge

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Speaker 1: on him. You didn't do anything like that, but I mean,

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Speaker 1: obviously for you, this is a big deal. So is

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Speaker 1: this one of the first times that you've cheated at

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Speaker 1: a game or something like that I think it is.

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Speaker 1: I feel like it is because I normally try to

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Speaker 1: do the rules. But it's like I was like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just don't feel like the rule. You obviously a

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Speaker 1: really nice person, because it's been weighing over you. I

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Speaker 1: was gonna say, I feel like we should all aspire

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Speaker 1: to be more like her, Like between this being her

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret and like she works with kids and

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Speaker 1: helps them, that's what I was just. I'm like, she

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Speaker 1: got all the good vibe. I was just about to say,

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Speaker 1: you started this off with some lullaby music and the

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Speaker 1: little ones are down to sleep because I worked here

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Speaker 1: and then you went up. I was like, one time

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Speaker 1: at a baby shower, I sort of googled something when

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Speaker 1: I shouldn't. My dirty little secret is I'm a saint. Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for confessing your sins on this show by Showers. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: stay away from Google girl, Yeah baby showers. I mean

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Speaker 1: the real crime, the real crime is that your friend

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Speaker 1: ripped you off for a gift card. Yeah, what the

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Speaker 1: hell you want? You want? You want squaries first, I say, al,

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Speaker 1: and I never got it. I never received it. There,

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Speaker 1: I was okay, no, but it's not You're better than me.

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Speaker 1: I'd be asking, am I ever gonna do? Am I

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Speaker 1: ever gonna get to go to Applebee's? What the hell?

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Speaker 1: What kind of a gift card was it? Oh? It

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Speaker 1: was I think it was like Target. It was a

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Speaker 1: Target gift card. Yeahet, Well you know what this means.

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Speaker 1: That means the baby gets no more gifts until you

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Speaker 1: get the gift card. I feel like, with the way

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Speaker 1: dirty little secrets go, at some point, you're just gonna

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Speaker 1: drop on us. You're gonna be like so anyway, I

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Speaker 1: didn't get the gift card, so I went to the

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Speaker 1: house and I burned it down. Well, thank you for

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Speaker 1: telling us a little secret to appreciate it. Thank you, guys.

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Speaker 1: I have an awesome day. I love y'all. So the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show on Demand. Welcome to the i n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network, where idiots aren't just in the news,

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Speaker 1: they report the news. For Wednesday, July thirteenth, twenty twenty two,

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Speaker 1: I'm Jewel Fresh, and hey, if you drop your phone

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Speaker 1: into a volcano, don't try to go get it. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I tell you more about that story in just a second,

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Speaker 1: But first let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh, and

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Speaker 1: you know sometimes you get admitted to the hospital because

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Speaker 1: sometimes you just can't help but put stuff up. You're

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Speaker 1: I know, but what's it's producer Bennett holding it down

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Speaker 1: for Christian Grace Snow who's partying in Mexico with the

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Speaker 1: housewife Vicki Gunvalson. Vicky. Yes, he's in Mexico right now,

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Speaker 1: celebrating his birthday for like a week and a half. Now, Yeah, hello, Christian,

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Speaker 1: where are you? He was going out of town for

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Speaker 1: the weekend, but apparently he's stuck in Mexico. I'm using

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Speaker 1: air quotes. Stuck in Yeah, birthday week, maybe a month.

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Speaker 1: We'll see you know what they say, the baby's the

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Speaker 1: first birthday is one of the most important, unless you're

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Speaker 1: celebrating a half birthday. Does that even make sense? I

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Speaker 1: have the detail back to you. More on those stories

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Speaker 1: than just the second very first Saturday. In the Iron

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Speaker 1: and Theadian newswork Report the News, a twenty three year

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Speaker 1: old tourists from the US tried to take a selfie

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Speaker 1: and fell into an active volcano over the weekend. It's yes,

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Speaker 1: it was Mount Vesuvius in Italy, which destroyed Pompey but

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Speaker 1: hasn't rupted since nineteen forty four. Anyway, he was taking

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Speaker 1: a selfie, dropped his phone into the volcano and then

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Speaker 1: thought he could grab his phone. If you drop your phone, No,

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Speaker 1: he's fine. They were able to rescue him. Except if

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Speaker 1: you drop your phone into a volcano, don't try to

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Speaker 1: go get it, even if you don't have insurance. Just

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Speaker 1: buy a new phone. It's worth a thousand dollars or whatever.

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Speaker 1: Her new iPhone for sure. So it wasn't active. I'm

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Speaker 1: taking it the volcano because clearly he wouldn't be diseased. Well,

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Speaker 1: it's active, but it has interrupted, so it's probably smoking

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Speaker 1: a lot. Okay, So I mean a good thing that

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Speaker 1: he did not just dissolve. But how people are addicted

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Speaker 1: to their cell phone. It could have dropped in hot

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Speaker 1: lava and he probably still would have gone to He

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Speaker 1: would have looked for it. This is the I and

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Speaker 1: in the idiot news network, where idiots aren't just in

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Speaker 1: the news, they report the need for the next story.

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Speaker 1: Let's sit it on over to Alex Fresh, who's on location,

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Speaker 1: well ironically in but Montana. Yes, I'm just don't act

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Speaker 1: like his butt today. Okay, guys. Anyways, where a twenty

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Speaker 1: eight year old male was rushed to the hospital because

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Speaker 1: he stuck twenty five toy horses up his booty hole.

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Speaker 1: Can I say that you shouldn't have to ever say that.

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Speaker 1: You should never have to say the sentence twenty five

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Speaker 1: toy horses in a booty hole. You should never have

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Speaker 1: to say that. But oh it out why the horses?

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Speaker 1: This is awkward? Cowboy? Yeah, save twenty five and ride

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Speaker 1: a cowboy or twenty five. This is the imd idiot

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Speaker 1: news network where idiots aren't just in the news. The

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Speaker 1: news far next story. Let's send it on over to

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Speaker 1: Bennett Knows producer. I am in Detroit where Rappert cash Doll.

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Speaker 1: She caught some keep from Instagram after posting pictures of

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Speaker 1: her son's half birthday party. It was complete with decorations,

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Speaker 1: a custom cake and everything, and social media was so

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Speaker 1: mad at her. She said, one more person say something

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Speaker 1: about my child half birthday. I'm gonna have a quarter

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Speaker 1: till birthday at nine months. Your money or your business?

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Speaker 1: What do you guys think? I agree with her, but

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Speaker 1: I disagree because I don't really care about half birthdays.

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Speaker 1: But I also agree like it's not your business, it's

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Speaker 1: her kid, it's her money. Like let her do her

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Speaker 1: thing like I'm not going to celebrate my children's six

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Speaker 1: to half birthday, you know, especially the one that doesn't

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Speaker 1: deserve it. I agree. I don't think it's in the

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Speaker 1: world's business to tell her not to do that. Also,

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Speaker 1: I wish she wouldn't do that, because social media and

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Speaker 1: kids these days were raising enough entitled kids who think

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Speaker 1: everything is about them. Start a kid off having a

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Speaker 1: half birthday, order birthday than everything else. And then it's

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Speaker 1: that annoying person in your office who walks around and

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Speaker 1: expects that they're not supposed to do any work at

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Speaker 1: all on their birthday week, Like what in an email,

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Speaker 1: it's my birthday week? Oh my god, Christian Grace snow. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Or they go to Mexico for a weekend and end

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Speaker 1: up there for a week. Guess who has my half birthday? Guys,

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Speaker 1: guess who has my half birthday? Kim Kardashian. October first

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Speaker 1: is her birthday and minus April twenty first. Wait, so

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Speaker 1: that's her actual birthday. Yeah, that's her actual birthday. So

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Speaker 1: we celebrate each other's birthdays and half birthdays. Hello, that's

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Speaker 1: a cool Like the Queen of the US, I guarantee you,

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Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian celebrates a half birthday, and that's my birthday.

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Speaker 1: We should celebrate your birthday exactly. I was like, nobody

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Speaker 1: should have a half birthday. I should just always have

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Speaker 1: a birth birthday. Every day is my birthday. And we

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Speaker 1: had the best golden birthday. What's a golden Birthdayken, It's

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Speaker 1: the day of the month that you're born on when

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Speaker 1: you turn that age, it's your golden birthday. That's right,

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Speaker 1: Mine and those Kim's hardy hit My golden birthday October eighteen,

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Speaker 1: the only Yeah, we're only three days away from kim Ka,

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Speaker 1: Like how we're all basing our birthdays now around kim

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Speaker 1: guard Actian's birthday. This is the I n N News

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Speaker 1: network where idiots aren't just in the news than birthday

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Speaker 1: with maybe from Listen tomorrow the same time for another

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Speaker 1: hard hitting report from the Iron n Merica follow show

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Speaker 1: on social media at the Jewel Show, follow all of

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Speaker 1: us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that Dreas,

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Speaker 1: I'm at Bennett Knows the Jebil Show on demand. It's

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Speaker 1: another Jubil Phone Frameday Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, yes, Hello,

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Speaker 1: I was looking for Colin. Yeah, hi Colin, this is TSG. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Thomas Sebastian Gilliam. What can I do for you? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Obviously it seunds like you don't know who I am. No, okay,

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Speaker 1: well can I help you with Well, it looks like

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Speaker 1: you really go around and just reckless, abandoned with everything

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Speaker 1: you do. Then, since you have no idea who I am.

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Speaker 1: I am the person who owns the home at street

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Speaker 1: where you broke a window the other day. Oh okay, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that. I know I left the note,

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Speaker 1: you know, I know it was a smaller window. So

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Speaker 1: a smaller window. I guess you have so many windows

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Speaker 1: a little window doesn't matter to you. No, that's why

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Speaker 1: I left the note. Just you know, they have to

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Speaker 1: have to pay for the window, so windows are just

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Speaker 1: expendable to you. You've got so many windows on your house,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't matter big or small if one gets broken. Whatever?

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Speaker 1: Is that kind of how you approach life? No, not

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Speaker 1: at all. I'm just saying that I'm trying to be

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Speaker 1: polite and nice and say that pay for the window.

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Speaker 1: Bad shot? Aren't we bounce a bit of a slice?

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Speaker 1: But you know, I'm sure it happens all the time.

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Speaker 1: Well no, I mean actually yeah, you're the first person

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Speaker 1: to ever break a window on my house. I live

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Speaker 1: on a golf course where people hit it straight most

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Speaker 1: of the time, don't slice right into my little windows.

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Speaker 1: So yes, that's why I'm calling you today because I

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Speaker 1: got your note. That was very nice of you to

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Speaker 1: leave it. Okay, I'm having to pay forward. If you

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Speaker 1: want to text me you know the amount or what

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Speaker 1: it would cost and be happy to you know, drop

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Speaker 1: by a check or something. Well, that's interesting that you

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Speaker 1: bring up cost. How much is like a little window? Okay,

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Speaker 1: And there we go with a little window comment. Again.

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Speaker 1: I will have you know that that golf ball that

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Speaker 1: you slice through my little tiny window, as you put it,

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Speaker 1: it didn't just go through the window, but it went

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Speaker 1: through one of my priceless Faberge eggs, and that has

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Speaker 1: been broken. Also, a vase from the twelfth century ming

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Speaker 1: Dinas has been broken. That's not priceless. That's around seventy

628
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. So there's that and the price of the window.

629
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:12,120
Speaker 1: I'm not paying seventy thousand dollars. I'll pay you the window.

630
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:14,840
Speaker 1: You have insurance, I'm sure, right, and I think that

631
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 1: was just being gracious enough to just lea I'll pay

632
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:21,879
Speaker 1: for the window inside your house because of your poor

633
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 1: ball control. I'll have this has nothing to do that. Well,

634
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 1: you sliced it into my window, which shows that you

635
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:30,879
Speaker 1: have no control over where you hit the ball, which

636
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 1: means you have poor ball control. Is that correct? I

637
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:36,040
Speaker 1: have plenty of control. I don't have time for this.

638
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 1: I have to go. If you want to text me

639
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:39,680
Speaker 1: the cost of the window, I'll be having to pay

640
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:42,320
Speaker 1: for the window. I'm not paying for anything inside. This

641
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 1: is just send you a note. I will send you

642
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:48,920
Speaker 1: a bill for the window, for the Faberge egg. Will

643
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,560
Speaker 1: find the price for that, and for the hip. No,

644
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 1: not in the hip? What hip? The hip we're talking about? Well, oh,

645
00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:58,960
Speaker 1: have you know because of your poor ball control you

646
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:01,840
Speaker 1: slice that ball through through my window into a priceless

647
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:05,840
Speaker 1: faber day Egg seventy thousand dollars ming dynasty vas that

648
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,800
Speaker 1: you broke, and my dog Pepper slipped on it and

649
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 1: hurt her hip and she's had to be in the

650
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:15,480
Speaker 1: vet for three weeks now talking about and that's the

651
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:17,440
Speaker 1: most ridiculous thing I ever heard. He slipped on it?

652
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,319
Speaker 1: Did you say three weeks ago. Yes, I did three

653
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:24,000
Speaker 1: weeks ago. You're poor. Oh no, no, this is most

654
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 1: because this happened like a week ago, and you're a scammer.

655
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:28,800
Speaker 1: And now I'm not even paying for that window. You

656
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:32,239
Speaker 1: can lose my number, buddy, I ain't paying nothing. Okay, fine,

657
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 1: will if you'll pay nothing, then I'll call the authorities.

658
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:36,919
Speaker 1: You're a scammer, that's what you are. Well, that's true,

659
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:38,920
Speaker 1: do it? I guess because this is a prank phone call.

660
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,840
Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from the Jewels Show doing a

661
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 1: phone prank on you and your buddy. Austin set you up.

662
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:48,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god, come on, you killed his dog man,

663
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:52,759
Speaker 1: you book his dogs hip? You broke that. Who says

664
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:57,840
Speaker 1: you've breaking dogs hip? This is what happens when you

665
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 1: owe somebody fifty dollars? Man? You know what did Jebel

666
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 1: show on demand? First date follow up? This is on

667
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:09,160
Speaker 1: the phone today for a first date follow up and

668
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:12,400
Speaker 1: he's not getting to call back from Shady. Apparently they

669
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 1: went for coffee and now she's never been heard from again. Oh, Chris,

670
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:20,120
Speaker 1: what did you do? Yeah, before we get into before

671
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:21,839
Speaker 1: we get into the date, how long has it been

672
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 1: since your date with shotya soon a few weeks. Uh yeah,

673
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 1: two weeks. Not feeling great about it. How many times

674
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:30,920
Speaker 1: have you reached out to her to try to get

675
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:33,880
Speaker 1: ahold of her since your date? Oh? You know, not

676
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 1: keeping tracks? But seven eight nine? What are you just texting? Yeah?

677
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 1: I mean we'll call here or two, you know, a

678
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:46,840
Speaker 1: couple there. I get a little nervous he's blocking the

679
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:53,359
Speaker 1: caller ID. So well one time I did that. Yeah, well,

680
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 1: we'll see if we can get you another date. Tell

681
00:36:55,560 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 1: us about your date? What happened? All right? Yeah? Yeah, So, uh,

682
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:04,360
Speaker 1: me and Shaddy had met on Tinder and she like

683
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:07,440
Speaker 1: works more downtown and she's got a little bit less

684
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:10,800
Speaker 1: flexible the schedule. So we met kind of just like

685
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 1: a coffee day by her work, and I thought it

686
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:17,800
Speaker 1: went pretty well. But obviously it's been a couple of

687
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 1: weeks and she hasn't been calling me back. So I've had,

688
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:23,279
Speaker 1: you know, a little bit of time to think about it.

689
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:27,440
Speaker 1: And as I said, I I was reaching out to

690
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:29,719
Speaker 1: but I didn't think it was that much. But I've

691
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 1: been thinking about what it might be, and you know,

692
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:35,320
Speaker 1: like I'm a little bit more remote, so but I

693
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 1: still I get harassed a lot by my work all

694
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:40,160
Speaker 1: the time, especially over the weekend. I'll just be getting

695
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 1: like random text and everything. So I was looking at

696
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:46,160
Speaker 1: my phone a little bit here and there, which is

697
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:48,400
Speaker 1: also why I don't find it that weird to you know,

698
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:52,319
Speaker 1: hit somebody up a little bit, and or it could

699
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 1: have been the drink I ordered. What did you order?

700
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:58,239
Speaker 1: Just a triple shot medium white munchl with like one

701
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:00,880
Speaker 1: pump a classic steria of extra pump white moca one

702
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 1: hundred forty degrees. It's none. I mean, it's not crazy

703
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:06,279
Speaker 1: like people I work for I have a crazy coffee order,

704
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 1: So that's not too bad. I mean I feel like

705
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 1: that's pretty normal thing to have. People are. Yeah, people

706
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:12,279
Speaker 1: are rare in particular with their conference. I mean, I

707
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:14,560
Speaker 1: don't know if she could see that as high maintenance.

708
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 1: I was thinking maybe you ordered like a unicorn fruity

709
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:21,680
Speaker 1: pellistrator or whatever something like that, which like a thirteen

710
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:25,839
Speaker 1: year old I don't even know what that would be. Yeah, unicorn, Yeah,

711
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:30,319
Speaker 1: pretty normal, you know, maybe a little high made. Man. Well,

712
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:31,880
Speaker 1: did she say something when you ordered it? Is that

713
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:34,560
Speaker 1: why you think that? Well? No, but I don't know.

714
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:36,840
Speaker 1: Maybe she's got at the time or something. But I

715
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 1: was really into her, and you know, I felt like

716
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:43,560
Speaker 1: we would have a second day. And she's she is

717
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 1: like gorgeous, like uh like really really really really dope.

718
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:50,400
Speaker 1: And I don't know, the conversation was flong better than

719
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:52,719
Speaker 1: in half with other you know, people have met in

720
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:55,680
Speaker 1: the dating space and things I've gone on, and so

721
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:58,560
Speaker 1: I don't know, Well, how did everything end with her?

722
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:04,840
Speaker 1: Did um you hug? Kiss? Handshake? Definitely not a handshake.

723
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:09,440
Speaker 1: It was a little well yeah, there wasn't definitely no handshake,

724
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:12,960
Speaker 1: a little you know, a close hug maybe from the

725
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:16,479
Speaker 1: cheek closer to the mouth than the than the ear.

726
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so you guys started the cheek closer to

727
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:22,800
Speaker 1: the mouth. Was it because you wanted to do that

728
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,359
Speaker 1: or you went in for a kiss on the mouth

729
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,120
Speaker 1: and she turned her cheek and that's just where your

730
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 1: lips landed. Um, well, I've replayed it in my mind

731
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 1: a few times, and I think that the option was

732
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:39,360
Speaker 1: not there right away. So I didn't even really have

733
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 1: like there was a hard cheek, yeah, but I don't know.

734
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 1: She kind of like lingered there, kind of lingered there

735
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:48,840
Speaker 1: while I was hugging her. So okay, that's why she

736
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 1: didn't pull away. It wasn't an awkward hug. And did

737
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:57,400
Speaker 1: she talk to you at all after? Uh, after the hug? Yeah, no,

738
00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 1: after you after the date, like after you try to

739
00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:04,719
Speaker 1: text her twenty five times. Uh, well she said yeah,

740
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 1: she said, Um, you know, she's pretty busy and she

741
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,240
Speaker 1: did have a good time, and you know, she wouldn't

742
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 1: let me know and she didn't. Okay, she's very busy.

743
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 1: All right, Well, we're trying to figure it out for you.

744
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 1: Has a very you know, tough schedule at work. I mean,

745
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:25,040
Speaker 1: it doesn't sound like anything was like that bad. But

746
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:27,719
Speaker 1: we'll play a song come back, and we'll call her

747
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:30,279
Speaker 1: and get your first day follow up next okay, all right,

748
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:32,080
Speaker 1: all right, it's one of six point one. You're home

749
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:35,120
Speaker 1: for commercial free weekends. Right in the middle of your

750
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:36,759
Speaker 1: first day follow up and if you're just joining us.

751
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:38,520
Speaker 1: Chris is on the phone and he went on a

752
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:41,640
Speaker 1: date with a woman named Shadia. They actually met by

753
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:45,439
Speaker 1: her work for coffee, and he says that everything was great.

754
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 1: He doesn't know why she's not calling back. It's been

755
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:49,719
Speaker 1: two weeks. He's reached he's reached out to her twenty

756
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 1: seven hundred times, and hurt nothing back exactly right. I

757
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 1: want to know, like what you said in these texts,

758
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,359
Speaker 1: maybe that's why you're not getting a call back. Well,

759
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:02,160
Speaker 1: maybe she didn't get them. Maybe maybe the reasons that

760
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 1: Chris thinks he's not getting a callback could be because

761
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 1: of his coffee order. It's kind of a high maintenance order,

762
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:08,719
Speaker 1: and he thinks maybe that she saw his coffee order

763
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:10,200
Speaker 1: was like, man, this guy's a lot to deal with,

764
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 1: or the fact that he was on his phone a

765
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:14,160
Speaker 1: little bit because he was getting work phone calls and

766
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,799
Speaker 1: texts and stuff like that. So other than that, Chris

767
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:18,800
Speaker 1: thinks the date went well. He thought the conversation, he

768
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 1: thought the conversation was great, he got a kiss on

769
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:22,279
Speaker 1: the cheek that was pretty close to the mouth after

770
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:24,759
Speaker 1: and doesn't understand why he's being ghosted. We're gonna call

771
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:26,040
Speaker 1: her right now and see if we can figure it out,

772
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:27,480
Speaker 1: see if we can get you another date. Chris, are

773
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 1: you ready? Yeah? Hello? Hi, may speak to Shadia please, yes, Shadia, Hey, Shadia,

774
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 1: how are you. My name is Jewbil from a radio

775
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:49,000
Speaker 1: show called The jew Bil Show, and my name is

776
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 1: Alex from the same show, and we're calling you today

777
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:57,440
Speaker 1: to say Hi, Hi, do you listen to the show

778
00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:01,360
Speaker 1: at all. Yeah, yeah cool. Third of you, Thank you,

779
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:03,759
Speaker 1: thanks for listening. Then you might know why we're calling.

780
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:05,520
Speaker 1: We're calling you because we got an email about you

781
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:07,680
Speaker 1: from someone who someone else who listens to the show.

782
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:12,279
Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, y. His name is Chris, and you

783
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 1: went on a date with him. Oh okay, yeah, it's

784
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 1: a first date follow up. You know how if you

785
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:21,399
Speaker 1: go on if you go on a date with someone

786
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:23,200
Speaker 1: end up ghosting them, they can email us to get

787
00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:24,839
Speaker 1: you on the phone and ask what happened. So Chris

788
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 1: emailed us and said he met you for coffee. He

789
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 1: thought you had a really good time. He had a

790
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 1: great time. And you haven't talked to him in like

791
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:32,759
Speaker 1: two weeks since the date, and he's reached out to

792
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:34,920
Speaker 1: you a lot of times, probably too much. We already

793
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:36,800
Speaker 1: told him that. He says he ever responded to anything.

794
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:41,239
Speaker 1: So he's wondering why you're not calling him back. Okay, okay, um.

795
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:45,759
Speaker 1: To be honest, the reason why I haven't called him

796
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:48,959
Speaker 1: back is while we were on our date, we were

797
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:54,319
Speaker 1: at coffee shops. I went by my workplace and while

798
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:57,240
Speaker 1: we were on the date, everything was fine, but actual

799
00:42:57,320 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 1: my co worker came up to me the next day,

800
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 1: and she had saw us on our date and she

801
00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:08,279
Speaker 1: had told me just like just like being completely like

802
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 1: honest with me and like you know, being a good friend.

803
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:14,960
Speaker 1: She just told me that she honestly thought like he

804
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:18,719
Speaker 1: was kind of like way out of my league, and

805
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:21,279
Speaker 1: it kind of made me feel a little like self

806
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:23,759
Speaker 1: conscious about seeing him again. Star, I just decided to

807
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:26,880
Speaker 1: ghost to Wait. Wait, someone told you that he was

808
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:32,920
Speaker 1: out of your league? Yeah, like no, no, sorry that

809
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:40,880
Speaker 1: I'm like too hot for him, I'm out of his league. Yeah, sorry, sorry,

810
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:45,239
Speaker 1: I mean, well, what do you think I mean? While

811
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 1: we were on the date, like it felt like like

812
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:51,239
Speaker 1: I I did not find him like initially like like

813
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:56,719
Speaker 1: my typical like my usual type. But I I mean

814
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,400
Speaker 1: I really did enjoy our conversation and I felt like

815
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:01,800
Speaker 1: we got a lot really well. But I don't know,

816
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 1: like not, I guess like after she said that, it

817
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:07,279
Speaker 1: kind of like looked back at it and like kind

818
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 1: of realized like, oh, I don't think it's really worth

819
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:13,839
Speaker 1: like hanging out again, Okay, But you felt differently until

820
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:18,000
Speaker 1: she said that. Yeah, I mean I feel like if

821
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 1: you like him, then you should just go after like

822
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:24,799
Speaker 1: what you feel inside, not what other people think. Yeah,

823
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,279
Speaker 1: that's true. I just like I don't know if I

824
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:31,200
Speaker 1: could like find myself to be like I just want

825
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 1: to be with someone that I'm like really attracted to

826
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:37,160
Speaker 1: and not just like personality. Physically you're not that attracted

827
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 1: to him, but you like his personality. Yeah, And I

828
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 1: mean maybe like that part could grow, like if I

829
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:48,440
Speaker 1: did give him a second chance, which is a possibility

830
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:51,359
Speaker 1: I haven't really thought about. But so before your friend

831
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:54,520
Speaker 1: said anything, though, you weren't feeling that way, not so much.

832
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 1: I wasn't really focusing on that. So your friend kind

833
00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 1: of messed you up and then and got you all

834
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 1: in your head about it. I guess. I mean, I

835
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:02,800
Speaker 1: feel like she was just saying a good friend, like

836
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:05,279
Speaker 1: I would do the same for her if I thought that.

837
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 1: So I don't know. I guess I didn't think she would.

838
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:10,840
Speaker 1: She would have like messed it up, like, well, like,

839
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:12,759
Speaker 1: what do you what do you think that he is

840
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:14,120
Speaker 1: on a scale of one to ten if you would

841
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:18,840
Speaker 1: read him seven, I guess, yeah, Like what do you

842
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:26,440
Speaker 1: think you are? Um? I don't know. Well, let's find

843
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 1: out what Chris thinks you are. Because Chris is on

844
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:30,919
Speaker 1: the phone listing and wants to talk to you. Oh

845
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:34,799
Speaker 1: my gosh, okay, all right, yeah, I mean I did

846
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 1: want to talk to you. Oh yeah, I'm I'm sorry, Chris.

847
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:46,319
Speaker 1: I feel really bad a bolt. I don't know if

848
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 1: she's like a really like important like coworker of mine,

849
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 1: and like I feel like she was just trying to

850
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:53,759
Speaker 1: was like looking out for me and like making sure.

851
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:55,840
Speaker 1: I was like, I mean, you said you liked me

852
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:59,719
Speaker 1: and say you're super little friend. Maybe comment. I mean,

853
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:02,279
Speaker 1: I know, like and I and I did like you,

854
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:06,600
Speaker 1: like initially, I did like you until Carol said like

855
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:11,520
Speaker 1: this idea and I started to think about it. And

856
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 1: how old is Carol? What does she know? She's like

857
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:23,239
Speaker 1: thirty two, So I mean it sounds pretty shallow. Yeah,

858
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:25,719
Speaker 1: I mean I'm usually not this shallow, but like, I

859
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:27,879
Speaker 1: just couldn't get it out of my head after she's

860
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 1: after she said that she saw her name with a k. Uh. Yeah,

861
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:38,520
Speaker 1: why because this girl named Carol with a K hit

862
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:40,520
Speaker 1: me off on Tinder and I'm pretty sure she like

863
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:47,239
Speaker 1: works at the same place. No, are you serious? You're joking? Sure?

864
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:55,680
Speaker 1: Her eyebrow peers brunette, Um, Yeah, yeah, yeah, are you serious?

865
00:46:56,400 --> 00:47:00,080
Speaker 1: What's like you getting swindled. I think Carol definitely wants it.

866
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:04,279
Speaker 1: Sound like okay, all right, yeah, I just took a

867
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:06,800
Speaker 1: screenshot of her I'm sending into tell me, tell me

868
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:16,640
Speaker 1: please with her? Oh my gosh, what what is this?

869
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:22,520
Speaker 1: I is real? Oh my, guys, that isn't any sane. Well,

870
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:24,759
Speaker 1: it sounds like Carol was trying to she was trying

871
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:26,759
Speaker 1: to ruin your chances with Chris so that she could

872
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 1: go after it one of the odds. I think she

873
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:34,240
Speaker 1: was asking a lot of questions about you. All right, well, shady,

874
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:35,759
Speaker 1: would you like to go on another date with Chris

875
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:37,319
Speaker 1: now that you know he might be in your league

876
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:39,560
Speaker 1: and your friend Carol actually so much in your league

877
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:41,720
Speaker 1: that your friend Carol wants to play in the same league.

878
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:46,080
Speaker 1: But actually out honestly, I wouldn't go on a date

879
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:49,480
Speaker 1: with you again, Okay. I feel really bad about would happened,

880
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:52,920
Speaker 1: And I think, like, I think I'm gonna give I'm

881
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:57,359
Speaker 1: gonna give this a shot. WHOA if you if you would,

882
00:47:57,520 --> 00:48:00,120
Speaker 1: if you would be willing to go on a ba

883
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:03,719
Speaker 1: Can date with me, just just because Carol with the

884
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 1: K wants me, you know, want me again? No one, no, no,

885
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:14,040
Speaker 1: I just want to see all this goes, So will

886
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:17,800
Speaker 1: you forgive? All right? But you got to understand that

887
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:20,719
Speaker 1: I might also go on a date with Carol with

888
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:25,919
Speaker 1: a cage. Just what, No, do that Carol? She's no good,

889
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:30,480
Speaker 1: she's bad for real? All right. I would go out

890
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:33,840
Speaker 1: with you again, far away from your work, and that

891
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:37,560
Speaker 1: Carol girl was a kid for real. Congrats, guys, have

892
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:41,720
Speaker 1: fun all right? Thank you? The Jewels Show on demand

893
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:57,440
Speaker 1: Jewels Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey, what's up? It's the

894
00:48:57,520 --> 00:48:59,560
Speaker 1: Jewel Show? And do you texted us saying you have

895
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:02,480
Speaker 1: a dirt litt secret? So? Hi, it's Jubil. Hello, Hi,

896
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:07,160
Speaker 1: this is Alex. Hi. You want to hear my secret? Yes? Yeah,

897
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:09,000
Speaker 1: I mean you texted it in it'd be rude of

898
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:10,719
Speaker 1: us to not call you and ask what your dirt

899
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:14,000
Speaker 1: little secret is. Well, I had to tell somebody because

900
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:17,400
Speaker 1: I didn't want to tell my friends. Judgment right, Um,

901
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:21,560
Speaker 1: So me and my boyfriend were having a really bad

902
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:26,400
Speaker 1: fight and my best friend was consoling me, and I

903
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:33,200
Speaker 1: accidentally slept with him. Accidentally. Yeah, Well, I thought me

904
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 1: and my boyfriend were breaking up and I just wanted

905
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:40,439
Speaker 1: to feel better, and then we kind of worked things out,

906
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:44,640
Speaker 1: and so did your boyfriend find out that that had happened.

907
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:48,440
Speaker 1: He did not. I didn't tell anybody who know my name.

908
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:54,040
Speaker 1: But that's that's my your little secret. Of those we

909
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:57,320
Speaker 1: were on a break situation kind of kind of you

910
00:49:57,400 --> 00:50:04,319
Speaker 1: were just in a fight, it was unclear, said, but yeah,

911
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 1: oh no, how long ago did this happen? Oh? Two

912
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:10,840
Speaker 1: weeks ago? Oh well, how was the we'll just call it,

913
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:13,560
Speaker 1: we'll call it breakup sex. How was the breakup sex?

914
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:22,240
Speaker 1: It was really way better than I expected forever anything,

915
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:29,120
Speaker 1: but it was okay, So what matter? So your your

916
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 1: second dirty little secret is and now you pick fights? Hello? Hello, Hey,

917
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:40,000
Speaker 1: what's up? You have a dirty little secret? Are you?

918
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 1: Are you? What is it? We'll go ahead. I have

919
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:47,239
Speaker 1: a secret TikTok account and none of my friends know

920
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:50,440
Speaker 1: it's me. Okay, what is that? Okay? What do you

921
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:54,759
Speaker 1: do with it? Hot chicks? Other tiktoks? You do what?

922
00:50:55,760 --> 00:51:03,239
Speaker 1: I post? Hot chick TikTok? So you're out? Are you?

923
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 1: Are you? Like you post six hawks of chicks that

924
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 1: you think are hot on yours? Or you pretend to

925
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:14,880
Speaker 1: be a hot chick on on TikTok and post hot chicks? No, no, no,

926
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:20,759
Speaker 1: I take hot chicks TikTok, and I put my TikTok.

927
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:24,080
Speaker 1: It's their tiktoks, and it's like an account where it

928
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:27,239
Speaker 1: collects hot chicks, so guys can go to it and

929
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 1: they can be hot chick without having to like the

930
00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 1: hot chicks TikTok because that would be creepy. Allows to

931
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:40,279
Speaker 1: be creepy with you, So that's the creepy part, like theirs. Yeah,

932
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:44,040
Speaker 1: and uh, and all my friends they they actually tell

933
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 1: me about my own TikTok account because they don't know

934
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:52,879
Speaker 1: I own it. Oh, some of your friends following great, Well,

935
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:54,600
Speaker 1: you know some people would say that it's creepy to

936
00:51:54,719 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 1: take the videos of other women and putting them on

937
00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:59,919
Speaker 1: your TikTok. So guys can just go there to see

938
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:03,800
Speaker 1: and say that's creepy. No, it's way creepier. Have you

939
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:06,800
Speaker 1: seen some of the lives these girls do. The comments

940
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:12,799
Speaker 1: are ridiculous and I'm trying to protect them. All right,

941
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:17,520
Speaker 1: that's so you're actually doing God's work. Absolute, I'm glad

942
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:21,719
Speaker 1: you said that, Jubile. Yeah, thanks for telling us our

943
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:25,840
Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Man. You're welcome. And hey, Alex, Alex

944
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:29,000
Speaker 1: flaying up, Alex. I've been meaning to email the show.

945
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:36,840
Speaker 1: You got to post more TikTok. I'd lugged the Jewel

946
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 1: Show on demand. They is a bigger holiday than Christmas, really,

947
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:43,920
Speaker 1: the Jewel Show. It's the biggest holiday in this country

948
00:52:44,239 --> 00:52:50,560
Speaker 1: by far. It is. It's National French Friday. I'm surprisingly

949
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 1: we're working today holidays, or at least they're lunch catered

950
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:56,320
Speaker 1: with French Friday. It is equally as important as my anniversary.

951
00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:58,600
Speaker 1: Though Jubil and I are married, if you didn't know that,

952
00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:01,239
Speaker 1: and we literally I'm not even I'm not exaggerating. We

953
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:03,640
Speaker 1: have French fries every single day. I wouldn't be mind

954
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 1: this out of fries with some ranch and ketchup mixed together,

955
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:09,400
Speaker 1: That's how I'll take my fries. Oh, it sounded like

956
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:13,920
Speaker 1: I had a whole crowd like No, absolutely not, for

957
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:22,040
Speaker 1: I love French fries and all shapes and forms. Drinking fresh,

958
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:26,080
Speaker 1: I'll throw them in the microwave. Not good. I will

959
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:31,800
Speaker 1: not do ketchup. Why not do ketchup? That's the reason

960
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:35,640
Speaker 1: I don't like ketchup is because of French fry. I mean,

961
00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:38,800
Speaker 1: I think ketchup alone on fries is absolutely disgusting. But

962
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:41,880
Speaker 1: have you tried it with ranch? You hate ketchup because

963
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:48,160
Speaker 1: of French fry. Hate ketchup whenever people get their fries

964
00:53:48,239 --> 00:53:51,080
Speaker 1: and they just like to swear a big like puddle

965
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:54,120
Speaker 1: of ketchup next to them and they're like double dipping

966
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:57,879
Speaker 1: and grease all over the plate. It's just a hot mess.

967
00:53:58,080 --> 00:54:00,840
Speaker 1: What Dale, I don't know about. I don't know how

968
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:03,200
Speaker 1: you EASi produce you been Today's National French Friday. That's

969
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:05,120
Speaker 1: a more important holiday to some people than the birth

970
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:06,719
Speaker 1: of their first kid. And I've producer been it just

971
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:08,759
Speaker 1: shared with the city doesn't like ketch up because of

972
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:14,960
Speaker 1: Bennett for not liking ketchup, especially on fries. How cycle

973
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,120
Speaker 1: are you? Do you or do you like spray it

974
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:23,600
Speaker 1: all over the fried? No? Yes? And ketchup together dipped? No,

975
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:27,960
Speaker 1: I'm no completely covered. Best way for French fries and

976
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:32,480
Speaker 1: polonies yourself any kind of cheese, but definitely polines on

977
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:35,120
Speaker 1: top of fries from I didn't even know they had

978
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:41,600
Speaker 1: Pollenesian sauce chick fila. Is it just that you like lying?

979
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:47,840
Speaker 1: Oh oh oh yeah, I think I need to go

980
00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:53,320
Speaker 1: to Hawaii today. Ketch Up ruins fries if it's solo.

981
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:56,719
Speaker 1: Ketchup also ruins fries. If it's squirted on the freaking top,

982
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:58,480
Speaker 1: they're a cycle. Whoever does that? You get it on

983
00:54:58,520 --> 00:55:00,440
Speaker 1: your fingertips also, though I do kind of like it

984
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:02,040
Speaker 1: that way because I get to lick it off my fingertips.

985
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:05,120
Speaker 1: Support doing that. No, no, no, First of all, like

986
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:07,440
Speaker 1: the fries are hot, and then the ketchup is like

987
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:09,960
Speaker 1: good when it's cold, and then the fries makes the

988
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:12,360
Speaker 1: ketchup hot, and that does not taste good and it

989
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:15,360
Speaker 1: makes like fries zoggy? Who's what's me? Can we go

990
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:17,160
Speaker 1: back to how Bennetta he puts his French fries in

991
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:21,160
Speaker 1: the microwave. Though I'm still on that is not okay?

992
00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:22,920
Speaker 1: So you don't like ketchup on French fries, but you

993
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:26,840
Speaker 1: like saggy microwave French fries exactly, Okay. I don't like

994
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:29,080
Speaker 1: them or prefer them. I was just saying, I will

995
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:33,320
Speaker 1: do that before I even look at ketch what I

996
00:55:33,719 --> 00:55:37,480
Speaker 1: hate aren't even okay after like fifteen minutes, I'll do

997
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:40,440
Speaker 1: old French fries before I do catch up. God, I

998
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:42,200
Speaker 1: don't know about you don't like I like pretty much

999
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:44,160
Speaker 1: any sauce on French fries pretty much. I would do

1000
00:55:44,239 --> 00:55:47,240
Speaker 1: tartar sauce can catch up. Sometimes I've done jes mustard.

1001
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:51,000
Speaker 1: Sometimes I do sometimes, Yeah, I have done harsh radish.

1002
00:55:51,239 --> 00:55:54,040
Speaker 1: I pretty much will stick my French fry in anything. Oh,

1003
00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:59,160
Speaker 1: it's National French Fri Day, so we're just talking about

1004
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:03,279
Speaker 1: French fries. As we were talking about fries, I feel

1005
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:05,320
Speaker 1: like almost every fast food place that I've gone to,

1006
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:07,560
Speaker 1: every place that advertises having the best fry, I think

1007
00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:09,120
Speaker 1: they hype it up too much because every time I

1008
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:11,200
Speaker 1: go there, I don't like their fries. In and out fries.

1009
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:13,560
Speaker 1: I like in and out, but I don't like the fries. No,

1010
00:56:13,719 --> 00:56:16,640
Speaker 1: They're disgusting, They're like soggy. Wendy's has the best fries,

1011
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:19,320
Speaker 1: one of my favorite fries of free fries. And today

1012
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:27,360
Speaker 1: three French fries at Wendy's and McDonald So what g boy? Okay?

1013
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:32,000
Speaker 1: Three okay large fries? So free large doesn't say small

1014
00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:34,000
Speaker 1: ist fun out with it. Technically, if you have the

1015
00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:38,440
Speaker 1: McDonald's app, you can get three fries every day, a large.

1016
00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:40,960
Speaker 1: That's just like a small hack that I learned what

1017
00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:43,600
Speaker 1: McDonald's fries every day? Well, do you have to be

1018
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:47,719
Speaker 1: a student. No, It's just like it's just like if

1019
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:50,120
Speaker 1: you have the McDonald's app, they'll say, oh, a pretty

1020
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:52,799
Speaker 1: large fry, and it's like an every day like thing.

1021
00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:55,759
Speaker 1: We had waffle fries the other day. Alex and I

1022
00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:57,920
Speaker 1: do get french fries every single day at this restaurant

1023
00:56:57,920 --> 00:57:00,239
Speaker 1: with every single day, and they were out of their

1024
00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:02,600
Speaker 1: normal fries, so they had waffle fries and it was

1025
00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:05,440
Speaker 1: a big decision. We're like, they said, hey, we're out

1026
00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:08,000
Speaker 1: of the normal fries. And then after they picked up

1027
00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:10,799
Speaker 1: the table that I've flipped over, but they understood they

1028
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:12,560
Speaker 1: were out of fries. They were like, us, we have

1029
00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:15,759
Speaker 1: waffle fries. And then Alex and I looked at each other,

1030
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:19,040
Speaker 1: we'll try them. And then we got the waffle fries

1031
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:21,720
Speaker 1: and I was like, man, I forgot how great waffle

1032
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:24,360
Speaker 1: fries are. There's where bomb. They were seasoned though, like

1033
00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:27,600
Speaker 1: really good. Our waffle fries season differently than other fries.

1034
00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:31,080
Speaker 1: I feel like they're different, but they're just a different shape. Okay,

1035
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:33,280
Speaker 1: they do taste different though they do. They do like

1036
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:35,280
Speaker 1: shoe string fries aren't the best, Like they got to

1037
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:37,480
Speaker 1: be really stuffed with potatoes. If they're gonna be shoe strings,

1038
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:40,440
Speaker 1: what the shoe string? They're just like really skinny long

1039
00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:45,840
Speaker 1: fries I've seen. I know. No, there are not many

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