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Speaker 1: here at ease the straw. Mary letta subject. I have

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Speaker 1: a little issue with my new man. Dear Stephen Shirley.

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Speaker 1: I am a forty one year old divorce woman, and

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Speaker 1: to be honest, I'm waiting for my night in shining Armor.

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Speaker 1: I am in no way a picky person, but there

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Speaker 1: are some deal breakers that I will not compromise on

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Speaker 1: when I meet a man. I was in a bad

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Speaker 1: marriage for ten years and I lowered my standards for

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Speaker 1: my ex husband, and I kept a very open mind

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Speaker 1: until I got to the point where I could not

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Speaker 1: dating scene and I'm frustrated from having a failed marriage.

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Speaker 1: I do have a special friend that I spend a

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Speaker 1: lot of time with, and he's handsome, fun loving, and

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Speaker 1: financially secure. The only problem I have with him is

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Speaker 1: that he is two inches shorter than I am. I know,

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Speaker 1: but it should be inches. Oh two inches? Yeah, beyond

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Speaker 1: it should be inches? You know how you didn't? Yes?

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Speaker 1: All right? Um? Where was I? Okay? Two inches shorter

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Speaker 1: than the only problem I have with him is that

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Speaker 1: advice from my aunt, my mom, and my girlfriend, and

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Speaker 1: they all said that I should give this man a

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Speaker 1: chance to see how things work out. They told me

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Speaker 1: that I just need to wear flats whenever we go out.

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Speaker 1: He's so skinny, and I prefer to have a more

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Speaker 1: manly man in my company. I'm thick and healthy at

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Speaker 1: five foot eight inches tall, and he is five foot

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Speaker 1: six inches and real scrawning. I believe in prayer and

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Speaker 1: I'm humbly. I'm humbly and specifically asked God for a

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Speaker 1: man that is taller than me so I can feel

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Speaker 1: secure and protect it. I hate it when we're dancing

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Speaker 1: because it looks like I'm dancing with my son. I

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Speaker 1: will not take pictures with him because we look so

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Speaker 1: odd together. This guy's height and weight are big problems

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Speaker 1: for me, but he has no complaint. Maybe I'm being

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Speaker 1: closed minded and shallow. What do you think should I

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Speaker 1: give little fella a chance? Wow? Well, you know what

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Speaker 1: I can tell you this. I mean, there is a

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Speaker 1: saying that goes, good things come in small opting small packages.

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Speaker 1: What Steve. There is a saying that says that, I mean,

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Speaker 1: you know you're you've sought advice from your aunt, your mom,

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Speaker 1: and your girlfriends. They all say that you should give

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Speaker 1: this man a chance to see how things work. You

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Speaker 1: yourself said that he's a special friend. You spend a

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Speaker 1: lot of time with him. He's handsome, he's fun loving,

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Speaker 1: and financially secure. You said that, you said, the only

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Speaker 1: problem you have is he's two inches shorter than you. Well,

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Speaker 1: if he's financially secure, how about your standing on his

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Speaker 1: wallet or something. Let him stand on his wallet. He'll

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Speaker 1: be taller, you know, if that's what you're concerned about.

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Speaker 1: But if you're just concerned about looks, that is very shallow.

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Speaker 1: That is shallow of you. Didn't you you're that? I mean,

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Speaker 1: it is shallow of you to look at him for that.

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Speaker 1: I mean, we all have deal breakers, But um, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. If he's a good man and he's shorter

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Speaker 1: and that's not what you want, why are you with him?

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Speaker 1: Why are you wasting his time and yours? Steve, Well,

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Speaker 1: did you suck your teeth? Here we go, y'all. Wait

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Speaker 1: must have wrote this letter for me. I'm a forty

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Speaker 1: one year old divorced woman, and I'm waiting on my

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Speaker 1: night and shine and alb. I am in no way

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Speaker 1: a picky person. She's not picky, but there's some deal breakers,

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Speaker 1: and it's some stuff that she won't come because she's

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Speaker 1: been in a bad marriage. She lower understandard, so she

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Speaker 1: the problem I had with him. He is two inches

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Speaker 1: shorter than me. Well, let's go back up to the

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Speaker 1: top of the ladder. You said I'm waiting for my

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Speaker 1: night and shining armor. You got him. It's tarrying from

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Speaker 1: the game of throne. Stupid. What's wrong with that? It's

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Speaker 1: nothing wrong with that. Now. I know y'all waiting on

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Speaker 1: I think you should. Short people have been given opportunities

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Speaker 1: throughout our history. Napoleon was short, so you know what

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Speaker 1: they did. They put him up on the horse. That's true.

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Speaker 1: Humpty Dumpty was short. He was a little fat ass

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Speaker 1: egg you know what they did. Stuffed his chunky ass

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Speaker 1: Mice is short. Don't you see him up on counters

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Speaker 1: They put a baby in the horse, a high champa.

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Speaker 1: You better get this man a chance. They got chairs

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Speaker 1: the dinner, he looked tall, and nobody got to know.

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Speaker 1: pages and the white pages. Yeah, just stack his little

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Speaker 1: shot ass up there, Steve. No, really, it's a little

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Speaker 1: people driving all kinds of cars, all right, that's true. Huh.

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Speaker 1: They little people got rolled rosses, Steve. They reached them pedals,

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Speaker 1: You put them blocks on them pedals. Well you can

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Speaker 1: He financially secure. Yes, yes, I know a lot of

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Speaker 1: keepler ale I bet they richards Hale ain't got money

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Speaker 1: everywhere all them. Damn Cook's like mad wise, we're not

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Speaker 1: giving shot people a chance. I damn my whole response.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna give some shout man, you know, a chance.

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Speaker 1: he's handsome. He got two problems. I didn't get to

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Speaker 1: this amazon queen over here, it's dating this little man.

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Speaker 1: y'all to stop this huh and give a little man

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Speaker 1: something about it. Okay, Game of Thrones, Okay, terrior y.

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Speaker 1: If they took him off Game of Thrones, which you

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Speaker 1: still watching, no you wouldn't. What about that little bit

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Speaker 1: damn story? Who would the Jolly Green Giant be if

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Speaker 1: damn jiant because everybody same sizes, right, you got to

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Speaker 1: give no people are chad If Willie Wonker wasn't shout

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Speaker 1: because his answer got into chocolate factory. I'm going over

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Speaker 1: great short men in our history that have made an impact.

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Speaker 1: Speedy guns as if he wasn't shot, would he have

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Speaker 1: been that fast? Ain't no fat? Ask people that fast?

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Speaker 1: Got to be small shout? Yeah, look at Spider Man.

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Speaker 1: Peter Parker wasn't tall. That's how I can fit in

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Speaker 1: all the winners and everything. Spud web won the NBA

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Speaker 1: dunk context right, spud Webb shout man making a fool

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Speaker 1: done great things. Y'all ain't listening to me. I hear you, yo,

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Speaker 1: simit is sam Boy, Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true. But

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Speaker 1: on Foghorn. Leghorn kept inventing all that. I'll say, I'll say, son,

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Speaker 1: I asked, wouldn't have had that damn poor sitting up

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Speaker 1: in here? And won't give this man a chance because

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Speaker 1: disney Land. Who in the chipmunk suit? Who in the

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Speaker 1: was snow? Who is snow white? Friends? Snow white? And

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Speaker 1: Don't you messing me by short people. I'm dead serious, man, man,

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Speaker 1: you got to start honoring and respecting shot people. You're right,

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Speaker 1: he is, but little house Wilds of a Lanta? What

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Speaker 1: would happen to this show if you kept bringing handle

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Speaker 1: a little land people on that you had shut it down.

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Speaker 1: You know why we got a Little Housewives of because

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Speaker 1: little women, little people. Yeah, yeah, little women, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: You started to say little people, big world. That's a show.

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Speaker 1: I don't know nothing about that, Okay. I'm just looking

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Speaker 1: head on the Andy Griffin Show. Stayed in jail all

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Speaker 1: the time. Ernest T. Bass my favorite show to ask people, wow,

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Speaker 1: Shut up. Barney shot people now Oldis was the drunk

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Speaker 1: Earnest T. Bass with the loud dude that kept throwing.

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Speaker 1: was shot, Emmanuel Lewis was shot. Garret Coleman was shocked.

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Speaker 1: What someone Willard wherever that had come from? Couldn't no

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Speaker 1: big dude said that that Bubbos were shot. Michael Caddy's

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Speaker 1: asked everywhere Bubbos were shot. Bubbo couldn't have been a

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Speaker 1: to have a little last Michael bubble. Oh and shout

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Speaker 1: out to Kevin Hurts, Steve what about him? I'll be there.

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Speaker 1: How forget with his shout rich and one of the

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Speaker 1: most famous successful people in champions today, shout asked Kevin Harts,

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