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Speaker 1: Is it just me or does it feel like Halloween's

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Speaker 1: coming quicker than ever this year.

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Speaker 2: I'm excited.

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Speaker 3: I'm more excited than I think. I'm worried.

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Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, not about our costumes.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure we'll do something shlacky.

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Speaker 3: That's what I'm worried about.

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Speaker 1: It's fine, We'll pick something and we'll put a code

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Speaker 1: of shlack on it.

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Speaker 2: It'll be fine, he says, the guy who always just

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Speaker 2: orders his costume from Amazon and puts in the least

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Speaker 2: effort ever. Okay, people have to plan, have to prep

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Speaker 2: have to create.

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Speaker 1: My Amazon costumes are premium. Shlack exactly what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: I'm concerned though, about the office candy bowl, because if

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Speaker 1: you haven't heard in past years, it's been a big

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Speaker 1: point of contention on this show because management before COVID

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Speaker 1: extremely generous with the free candy in the office, actually,

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Speaker 1: but ac after COVID nothing.

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Speaker 2: The sound lady's got a nice Yeah, that's true, jeff

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Speaker 2: Is it on Monday and Friday when they work from home?

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Speaker 3: It is free rate?

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Speaker 1: But we know that Brook, we know, we know you

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Speaker 1: like to steal from other people.

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Speaker 2: Tuesday Thursday sucks because they're all there.

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Speaker 1: I actually caught Brooke once licking an empty candy bowl,

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Speaker 1: just trying to get some smarty dust left over from

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Speaker 1: previous years.

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Speaker 2: That's just resourceful, Jeff.

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Speaker 1: And there are some rumors going around about you, Brooks,

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Speaker 1: and when I say rumors, I do mean confirmed facts.

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Speaker 1: So fact number one, you admitted it yourself. You are

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Speaker 1: still stealing candy out of the sales people's desks when

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Speaker 1: they're not here.

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Speaker 3: Yes, she brings me some.

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Speaker 2: I do appreciate it. I'll tell them if they need

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Speaker 2: me to.

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Speaker 1: Fract number two, you're the only the only person that

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Speaker 1: you are worried about looking bad in front.

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Speaker 3: Of is our boss's boss Trip.

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Speaker 1: And I know that because every time you're about to

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Speaker 1: swipe somebody's Almond Joys, you pop your head up like

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Speaker 1: a little meer cat and say, is.

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Speaker 3: Trip around clear? And then you struck.

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Speaker 1: Finally, Fact number three, after you pill for someone's candy,

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Speaker 1: you bring it back to your desk and hunch over

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Speaker 1: to eat it in shame like a gremlin, then complain

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Speaker 1: to everyone around that it's not actually good.

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Speaker 3: Jake, you've witnessed this. She's a shame eater and she's

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Speaker 3: the one picking all the good stuff out too. It's

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Speaker 3: really she's doing her own undoing.

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Speaker 2: That's all accurate, except for the shame part.

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Speaker 3: I got no shame in my.

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Speaker 1: She's usually moaning and happiness shame filled office candy Gremlin.

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Speaker 3: But I feel pretty good.

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Speaker 2: I mean office candy Gremlin is absolutely my time.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like a Halloween costume exactly. So anyway, now we

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Speaker 3: have to move on. We got to get into the

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Speaker 3: shot collar question of.

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Speaker 1: The day and the man who has front row seats

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Speaker 1: to Brooks Candy Carnage, our.

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Speaker 3: Digital producer, Jake. It's like a zone happy Global hand

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Speaker 3: washing Day everybody. It's the day we celebrate the unsung

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Speaker 3: heroes of hygiene, the soaps, the sinks, oh those automatic

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Speaker 3: paper towel, the spencers that give you barely enough paper

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Speaker 3: so your hands are kind of drive but still pretty

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Speaker 3: well like distracts waters about it. Yes, but what places

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Speaker 3: inside our homes are considered the dirtiest to touch. You'll

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Speaker 3: have to tell me during a special squirming for a

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Speaker 3: German edition of twenty of twenty. Now have a list

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Speaker 3: of the top twenty things in your home that statistically

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Speaker 3: have the most germs on.

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Speaker 2: You.

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Speaker 3: Just have to name them to stay in the game.

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Speaker 3: I will tell you seven of them are in the kitchen,

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Speaker 3: four of them are in the bathroom. And you need

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Speaker 3: to assume this household has a pet. Okay, all right,

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Speaker 3: so you need to be specific, to be specific when

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Speaker 3: you're talking about stuff. And yes, the silver Sade is

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Speaker 3: in play. I love it. We'll start with the woman

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Speaker 3: who hasn't been inside a bathroom since twenty thirteen because

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Speaker 3: she doesn't believe in going number two. Oh, that's alexis

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Speaker 3: good for.

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Speaker 2: You, Coge.

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Speaker 3: They used to lecture us in track season.

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Speaker 2: Every time when we go to hotels, the dirtiest thing

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Speaker 2: is the remote control.

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Speaker 3: Remote control number eleven on. Everyone touches it. Nobody clean,

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Speaker 3: It's filthy. The Apple TV one's just gone. Sometimes broke

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Speaker 3: the dirty thing.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna move to the kitchen. And I think

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Speaker 2: every time I use this like I have to wash

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Speaker 2: my hands afterwards because my hands literally stink. And it's

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Speaker 2: the sponge sponge and our communal kitchen is.

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Speaker 3: The kitchen slung. It's the number one answer on my list,

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Speaker 3: tremendously dirty answer broken. I heard more than that more.

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Speaker 1: It's ironic that the thing meant to clean stuff is

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Speaker 1: the dirtiest.

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Speaker 3: Stop Jose.

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Speaker 4: You I'm gonna say the sink handles because your hands

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Speaker 4: are dirty. You go to turn on the faucet. You

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Speaker 4: never wash the handles himself. Sink handles.

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Speaker 2: Hopefully it's not never, but yes, it's.

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Speaker 3: Jose's apartment sink handles. Yes, Jose, I'll take that as

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Speaker 3: number three. I'm gonna take the entire kitchen sink off

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Speaker 3: the board. The dream or kitchen sink is off the board.

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Speaker 3: You're still in it, Jeffery, thank.

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Speaker 1: You, Brook, You'll be happy. No backstory to this. I'm

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Speaker 1: going toilet handle O toilet.

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Speaker 3: Handles number sixteen four four. We're talking the dirties things

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Speaker 3: in your home for national or global hand washing Day

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Speaker 3: rather not just here in the States. Alexis need a

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Speaker 3: dirty thing. No, you guys are all going handles. Do

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Speaker 3: I choose another handle?

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Speaker 1: Handle?

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Speaker 2: Handle?

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Speaker 3: I don't know. Let's go a fridge handle. Fridge handle

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Speaker 3: number time just ahead of remote control cold germs warm

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Speaker 3: regret Brook.

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Speaker 2: Okay. I try to watch our pet bowl often because

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Speaker 2: it is.

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Speaker 1: Pet Bowl number six, especially before your husband drinks out

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Speaker 1: of it.

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Speaker 3: It is nice, Jose. Give me just the kitchen counter.

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Speaker 3: I'm always wiping it down the kitchen counter. It's not

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Speaker 3: on my list job. Maybe because you wipe it down,

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Speaker 3: you can chop on your counter.

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Speaker 4: Well, I mean you have a chopping board, but I

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Speaker 4: mean you clean everything.

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Speaker 3: You clean it so well. It did not make the top. Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: Okay, no backstory. I'm staying with the toilet theme. Give

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Speaker 1: me the toilet.

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Speaker 3: Seat toilet scene number fifteen. Just a head of hands

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Speaker 3: with alexis, what about just take your bathtub shower the shower.

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Speaker 3: It is not on my list clean specific Brook.

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Speaker 2: Okay, if we went with the handles, what about the

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Speaker 2: soap dispenser because you touch it before you put the soap.

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Speaker 3: On your hand, the liquid soe, the soap dispenser, it

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Speaker 3: did not silver save a saved Brook, Jeffrey, you need

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Speaker 3: to get this right to keep us alive or going

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Speaker 3: to a tie.

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to have to do this, bring out

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Speaker 1: the toilet something. But it's story time for me because

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Speaker 1: my parents when we were little, took me and my

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Speaker 1: sister on a two week vacation to Biminy.

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Speaker 3: What's that you know?

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Speaker 1: The Bahamas?

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Speaker 3: Vimini Bahamas.

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Speaker 2: I don't.

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Speaker 1: Wrung crowd it wasn't really much of a like of

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Speaker 1: a vacation as much as it was west to find

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Speaker 1: a luxury, high end tooth brusholder, and so we actually

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Speaker 1: met with a designer named Geo Bugnara Rovelo.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna give Brook the wind. If you don't know.

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Speaker 1: He handcrafted a jade malachite green.

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Speaker 3: Tooth brusholder brusholders on the list. I'm sorry, I can't

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Speaker 3: I have a photo. Stop my wallet stop. I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: give Brook the win right now. If you wallet, that's

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Speaker 3: Brook is the wind.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 3: Look at this.

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Speaker 1: Look at this amazing tooth brusholder that Geo Bugnaro Rovelo

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Speaker 1: made for my family.

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Speaker 3: Jade green, beautiful. I'm glad you keep a picture of it.

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Speaker 4: I got it right.

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Speaker 3: We have to have law and order in the shop.

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Speaker 3: We can't just have long stories open over again. I

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Speaker 3: ding Brook for it all the time. I'm giving Brook

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Speaker 3: the win.

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Speaker 2: Shot jeff shot, Jeffrey Wow, Okay, thresholder even though a.

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Speaker 1: Right dirty boys getting shocked today, and I'm gonna be

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Speaker 1: singing riding by Chamellionaire. They see me rolling, They hating

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Speaker 1: and patrolling and trying to catch me ride in dirty

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Speaker 1: and trying to catch me right into get you brushing dirty,

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Speaker 1: won't right around that toilet area.

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Speaker 3: That's your shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 1: We got your phone tap coming up right after this