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Speaker 1: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. And how long does

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Speaker 1: it take being on the phone with someone till you

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Speaker 1: realize they're.

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Speaker 2: A total weirdo?

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Speaker 3: Like a minute?

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Speaker 1: Would you be able to find that out in thirty seconds?

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Speaker 4: I guess it really depends on what type of weirdo

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Speaker 4: they are.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, today could be super super quick. When we call

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Speaker 1: a maid of honor to introduce her to the best man.

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Speaker 1: His name is Barnaby Wild. Yeah, and he's pretty inexperienced

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Speaker 1: when it comes to weddings, so he may need a

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Speaker 1: little advice, specifically about giving his speech. We'll hear how

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Speaker 1: that goes in your phone.

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Speaker 2: Tap right now, Mornings on the twenty. Hello, greetings, Am

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Speaker 2: I speaking with Lindsay. Yes, I am John's best man.

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Speaker 2: My name is Barnaby Barnaby Way.

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Speaker 4: Oh.

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Speaker 2: I believe God told you today we'd be Collie.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, thank you? Okay, Yes, how are you?

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Speaker 2: Will? Salutations and congratulations because you are the maide of honor?

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Speaker 4: Correct, Yes, yes, i am, I'm so excited, very honored.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, how about you?

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Speaker 2: He is how intoxicating it is to speak with you?

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Speaker 4: Okay?

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Speaker 2: Isn't love such a beautiful thing?

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Speaker 4: Yes? It sure is? It sure is what can I

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Speaker 4: do for you today?

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Speaker 2: Indubitably it is? I am calling because actually I have

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Speaker 2: not been to many weddings. Oh okay, in fact zero

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Speaker 2: unless you count me live streaming the wedding of Meghan

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Speaker 2: Markele and Prince Harry.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well that, yeah, that was a big wedding.

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Speaker 2: Was quite erotic.

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, he was wearing.

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Speaker 2: His military uniform.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, yes he is dashing for sure. Yes, what

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Speaker 3: can I do for you?

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Speaker 2: So? I guess we are done discussing the wedding of

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Speaker 2: the century.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I think we've covered that.

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Speaker 3: That's good.

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Speaker 2: You probably are very busy attending many other weddings.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I have been made of honor a couple of times.

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Speaker 2: And yet you are still single.

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Speaker 3: I am yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Why do you suppose that is?

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Speaker 4: I'm sure it's any number of reasons, but I'm at work.

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Speaker 2: I only ask because, according to Prince Harry's autobiography, one

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Speaker 2: of the best places to meet loose women is at

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Speaker 2: low budget weddings.

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Speaker 4: Okay, so what were you calling about today? Is there

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Speaker 4: something I can help you with as far as being

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Speaker 4: the best.

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Speaker 2: Man or you know I am the best man. This

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Speaker 2: will be the first time I am giving a speech, okay,

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Speaker 2: and I just wanted to run a few things by

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Speaker 2: you since you were so experienced.

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Speaker 3: Go ahead, just hurry.

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Speaker 2: Wait, dear Jonathan and Jessica, we are gathered here today

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Speaker 2: on this lovely.

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Speaker 3: You're not the justice of the peace or the priests,

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Speaker 3: so you don't really have to say that part.

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Speaker 4: I would just get the good stuff, get to the

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Speaker 4: meat of it.

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Speaker 2: Got it, So I will start again to whom it

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Speaker 2: make concerns.

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Speaker 3: Okay, but you're talking to the bride McGroom, so just

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Speaker 3: say their names.

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Speaker 2: And that's why I have an idea during my speech.

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Speaker 4: Do not trush me.

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Speaker 3: And you are not starting out on the right foot,

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Speaker 3: so hurry up and get to the meat of this.

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Speaker 4: And I have to hang on.

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Speaker 2: Maybe I shouldn't do a speech at all. Maybe I

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Speaker 2: should just read a passage from my hero's memoir.

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Speaker 4: For God's sake.

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Speaker 2: Here, he says, I was seven beers and four shots

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Speaker 2: deep and have not seen my trousers in dats.

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Speaker 4: What does this have to do with Jonathan and Jessica.

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Speaker 4: Can I just ask you that.

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Speaker 2: It is a commentary on true love. Here he continues,

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Speaker 2: that is when I saw Megan on the set of suits,

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Speaker 2: and I knew I would betray my family for her.

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Speaker 4: Okay, listen, I'm going to have to go.

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Speaker 3: Maybe we can touch base another time, because this is

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Speaker 3: a really bad time.

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Speaker 2: Good before you hang up. Jessica told me specifically, I

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Speaker 2: need to talk to you about Prince Harry and Meghan Marko.

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Speaker 4: No, I don't think she ever said that. Jessica would

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Speaker 4: not say that.

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Speaker 2: She said to bring it up to you for this

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Speaker 2: sprank phone code that we are doing on the radio. Prank,

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Speaker 2: a prank, a prank phone code. Sometimes my voice makes

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Speaker 2: my speeches her to understand and panicking.

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Speaker 4: I'm good, so confused.

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Speaker 2: I must tell you the truth that I am actually

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Speaker 2: a radio host named jeff from Michelle Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: in the Morning and we're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, you guys suck so I am so embarrassed.

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Speaker 4: This is crazy.

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Speaker 3: I listen to you guys all the time, and I've

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Speaker 3: heard you do this so many times, and I swore

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Speaker 3: to myself this would never happen to me because I'm

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Speaker 3: too smart.

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Speaker 1: Jessica thought you might fall for because she said that

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Speaker 1: you were talking to her about the wedding and asking

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Speaker 1: if the best man was cute, so she thought we

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Speaker 1: could mess with you.

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Speaker 3: Oh my lord, I can't believe she's such a wedd.

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Speaker 2: I can confirm that I am cute and my name

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Speaker 2: is Boodyby.

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Speaker 3: You know, I didn't want to be rude to Jonathan's friend,

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Speaker 3: but boy, you're trying my patient.

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Speaker 2: Yes, but you and I are both single and at

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Speaker 2: a low budget wedding, so perhaps we can sneak away

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Speaker 2: and we can do what Harry and Meghan Michael did

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Speaker 2: to each other on page forty eight. Oh God, very naughty.

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Speaker 4: Weeke up.

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Speaker 2: Every morning was fun taps weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning