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Speaker 1: Researchers studying Daddy long legs jeans created a Daddy short legs.

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Speaker 3: You know, you get enough people focused on one problem

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Speaker 1: I said something still world understand mysillion pieces would Bananas

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Speaker 1: Bay Bay, Banana, guys goals, non binary pals, welcome to Bananas.

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Speaker 3: That's Scotti landis right there. That stay up comedian Kirk

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Speaker 1: I am very excited about my Denver specials? And also

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Speaker 3: Pithy little way of saying the thing. We love it

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Speaker 3: say exactly, it doesn't matter what you are, Come and

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Speaker 1: You have been on jury duty?

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Speaker 2: Yes, I do want to hear about that man.

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Speaker 1: And I've been trying. I've been trying to research it

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Speaker 3: Daddy long Legs.

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Speaker 1: The creepiest name for a spider in the world, But

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and my favorite rock band of all time is

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Speaker 1: Imagine if that was a human thing. You get scared,

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Speaker 3: Hunt covered fifteen miles in two hours. Wow.

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Speaker 2: That is serious flow.

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Speaker 3: Yes, exactly, tis.

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Speaker 1: And we are back, Scottie. Hey, it feels good.

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Speaker 2: It feels good to me. I feel great. I realized

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Speaker 1: and I'm very excited because we have a new we

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Speaker 1: have a new segment, Scotty, don't.

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Speaker 3: We're introducing a new segment, the people love segments. It's

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Speaker 3: been proven on chat shows.

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Speaker 1: For years, and this was a segment pitched to us

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Speaker 1: by our intern, Lisa maggoed h And so, ladies and gentlemen,

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Speaker 1: for the very first time, please welcome to Bananas the

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Speaker 1: intern Lisa Maggot, welcome, Hello, Thank you for having me.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: We're so glad to have you. Honestly, we're glad. So

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Speaker 3: people just know that Kurt and I didn't make up

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Speaker 3: a fake like Svengali. Intern, Lisa, you are real.

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Speaker 2: Where do you live?

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Speaker 5: I live in New York City, Big Wendy.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I love New York.

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Speaker 2: It's Big Wendy on the Hill.

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Speaker 3: And Lisa helps us with organizing all the emails you send,

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Speaker 3: all the dms you hit us with on the Bananas

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Speaker 3: Podcast at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 2: But also we have this new Bob segment. Yeah, best

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Speaker 2: of Bananas.

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Speaker 1: So Lisa has gone through old episodes and pulled and

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Speaker 1: kind of organized them by concept. Like we we've done

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Speaker 1: so many stories at this point, but certain themes tend

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Speaker 1: to jump out. And so for the very first time, Lisa,

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Speaker 1: please give us this week's best of Bananas.

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Speaker 4: All right, So this week's Best of Bananas is asshole birds.

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Speaker 3: Asshole birds that are jerks are the it could be.

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Speaker 5: I mean we do have a lot of asshole stories

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Speaker 5: also assholes.

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Speaker 1: Okay, great, let's hear the best birds who are assholes.

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 5: So first is parrot tells firefighter to fuck off.

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Speaker 3: I remember this.

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Speaker 1: That was like back in like it was like it's

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Speaker 1: a second episode I think.

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Speaker 2: Was that's a long Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Was that a house was on fire and somebody went

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Speaker 3: to rescue a parrot and it told the fireman to

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Speaker 3: fuck off?

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Speaker 5: I believe so.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, perfect, perfect story.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, great story high up there.

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Speaker 4: Then we have just some kind of like badass bird story,

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Speaker 4: which is EMUs Carol and Kevin banned for life from

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Speaker 4: Australian out Back cub.

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Speaker 3: Yes, we were strongly against banning EMUs from pubs. Let

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Speaker 3: them in.

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Speaker 2: We like all birds and bars.

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Speaker 3: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: That would be the one bar I would go to

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Speaker 1: if there was two EMUs that hung out regularly. I'm in, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I buy him drinks.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, funky moves are kind of crazy A part

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Speaker 4: before Yeah, all right, we ready for the next one.

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Speaker 5: Number three. Number three is.

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Speaker 4: Two penguins apprehended after sneaking back into sushi shaw they

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Speaker 4: were already kicked out of mm hmm this.

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Speaker 2: I remember.

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Speaker 3: I love that one. I mean again, we like birds

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Speaker 3: and businesses. We support birds and businesses. The bird.

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Speaker 4: And then lastly in the like official list is Oakland's

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Speaker 4: notoriously aggressive turkey captured by wildlife expert posing as frail woman.

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Speaker 1: Yes, that turkey would only attack old women, and so

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Speaker 1: that's why they dressed up as an old woman to

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Speaker 1: catch it.

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Speaker 3: I love that one. Man, That's great. It feels good

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Speaker 3: to hear these again. They just they go in the

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Speaker 3: ears so smoothly when you've always heard them once.

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Speaker 2: I love this. Yeah, there's one more.

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Speaker 4: These are generable mention because they're kind of dickish, but

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Speaker 4: not like official level. Yeah. So we have parrots in

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Speaker 4: wildlife park moved after swearing at visitors.

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Speaker 2: I love that one. Classic.

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Speaker 4: And these seagulls who got someone basically banned from a

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Speaker 4: hotel when they backed the suitcase full of pepperoni and

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Speaker 4: cause chaos in a hotel room.

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Speaker 2: Yeah it was.

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Speaker 1: It was TNT pepperoni, so it was very spicy as well,

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Speaker 1: So those birds had a lot of indigestion. Uh, Lisa,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much. We love the best of Bananas.

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Speaker 1: We've got to have you back to do.

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Speaker 2: More and we'll be posting these on our Instagram.

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Speaker 3: Right that's the DeLeo Oh, I'm excited the Bananas podcast

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Speaker 3: on Instagram.

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Speaker 2: Follow us say.

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Speaker 1: Hey, and now let's get back to the rest of banana.

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Speaker 1: That was fun.

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Speaker 2: That was fun, just doing a great job. We love

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Speaker 2: Lisa Maggot. We love her in turn. Thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: You got any banana.

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Speaker 3: Mao I do.

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Speaker 1: This was sent into us by Emily Sandy Telford. She says,

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Speaker 1: not strange news, but I just wanted to share what

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Speaker 1: I did. I'm gonna make me and physiology teacher and

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Speaker 1: Central Illinois. Usually we review anatomical terms and learn dissection

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Speaker 1: techniques with pickles, but I switched it to bananas this

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Speaker 1: year in honor of your podcast. I made a banana

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Speaker 1: massacre and students followed my directions to correctly do a

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Speaker 1: banana autopsy.

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Speaker 3: See the photos. They loved it.

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Speaker 1: We will post the photos when this episode comes out.

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Speaker 1: It's awesome. It looks so great. Everybody's like peeling open

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Speaker 1: a banana and then like identifying things inside the banana.

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Speaker 3: It's very cool.

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Speaker 1: That's cool, So thank you Emily you.

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Speaker 2: Thank you Emily so much, wonderful teacher.

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Speaker 3: You got anything else, Nope, I'll do it all mine

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Speaker 3: real quick because because of my jury duty, I can't

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Speaker 3: do door to Shore on September first, but we are

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Speaker 3: at ten thousand dollars, which is incredible. Door to shore.

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Speaker 3: I'm walking out my front door into the Pacific Ocean NonStop,

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Speaker 3: fifteen point three miles. Keep donating. It's on our link

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Speaker 3: tree on our Instagram. Thank you to everybody that's donated.

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Speaker 3: I think over like two hundred and three hundred people

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Speaker 3: have donated. That's awesome.

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Speaker 2: You guys are great.

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Speaker 3: It goes to cast La, which helps support people who

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Speaker 3: are victims of human trafficking.

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Speaker 2: And I think that's it for me.

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Speaker 3: But oh, I'm going to reschedule it and as soon

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Speaker 3: as there's a verdict and I'm out of court, I

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Speaker 3: will probably do it the next available weekday, so door

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Speaker 3: to Shore will happen. Thank you everybody. Oh An East

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Speaker 3: Banana Land. Uh, we're getting clothes, Kurt. I might drive

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Speaker 3: out to New Mexico, all right to check out forty

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Speaker 3: acres in the mountains outside of Albuquerque that has electrical

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Speaker 3: water hookup where we could build on it, and thank

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Speaker 3: you to all the ban animals who have been reaching out.

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Speaker 3: We have an architect that's gonna help us with zoning

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Speaker 3: already wow. And we have a Disney imagineer who designed

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Speaker 3: signage and stuff for Dizzey News is gonna help us

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Speaker 3: make East Banana Land signs and Banana's statues and all

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Speaker 3: the good shit. That's amazing. I think it's Debt Lift

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Speaker 3: and Cameron, thank you, guys, Thank you to everybody. And

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Speaker 3: Carly are kick butt legal counsel. Thank you so much.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna make East Banana Land happen. Guys, it's coming.

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Speaker 3: I'm doing the best I can. I'm a little slow

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Speaker 3: down by being Anchus finch A. All right here it

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Speaker 3: is Some scientists believe the universe is conscious. This was

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Speaker 3: sent in by Bobo and Romeo. Thank you and Romeo U.

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Speaker 1: It's in Popular Mechanics, one of my favorite publications. That's

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Speaker 1: real by the wonderful and fantastic Caroline Delbert.

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Speaker 2: God, damn, she's good. She's awesome.

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Speaker 1: She is maybe.

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Speaker 2: Damn business. Yeah, she's cool.

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Speaker 1: All right, I will try This is a very long

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Speaker 1: article and it's very theoretical, so I will just try

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Speaker 1: and jos everything lately?

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Speaker 3: What is it?

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Speaker 2: Here?

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Speaker 5: It is?

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Speaker 1: In upcoming research, scientists will attempt to show the universe

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Speaker 1: has consciousness. Yes, really, no matter the outcome, we'll soon

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Speaker 1: learn more about what it means to be conscious and

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Speaker 1: which objects around us might have a mind of their own.

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Speaker 1: That's what will that mean for how we treat objects

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Speaker 1: in the world around us? Buckle in because things are

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Speaker 1: about to get weird? What is consciousness?

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Speaker 2: Don't?

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Speaker 1: The basic definition of consciousness intentionally leaves a lot of

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Speaker 1: questions unanswered. It's quote the normal mental condition of the

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Speaker 1: waking state of humans, characterized by the experience of perceptions, thoughts, feelings,

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Speaker 1: awareness of the external world, often in humans. But this

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Speaker 1: is not necessarily another animal self awareness. That's from the

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Speaker 1: Oxford Dictionary Psychology. And so scientists simply don't have one

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Speaker 1: unified theory of what consciousness is. We also don't know

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Speaker 1: where it comes from or what it's made of. That's

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Speaker 1: true now, However, one loophole of this knowledge gap is

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Speaker 1: that we can't exhaustively say other organisms and even inanimate

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Speaker 1: objects don't have consciousness. Right humans relate to animals and

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Speaker 1: can imagine say, dogs and cats have some amount of

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Speaker 1: consciousness because we see their facial expressions and how they

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Speaker 1: appear to make decisions.

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Speaker 2: You love a dreaming dog.

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Speaker 3: When a dog's running and its dreams, it might be

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Speaker 3: the funniest thing I've gone down wormholes on YouTube just

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Speaker 3: watching dogs running in their sleep. Oh yeah, Zelda will

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Speaker 3: do it.

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Speaker 1: But always Zelda's always seem deeply forlorn, like she's running

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Speaker 1: to catch a train that she's late for or something.

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Speaker 1: Because she's going and then her like her her bark

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Speaker 1: is like it's there, but the mouth is closed, so

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Speaker 1: it's like it's.

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Speaker 3: Like, don't leave me.

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Speaker 2: It's like I don't remember my locker combination and the

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Speaker 2: belt to homeroom wrong.

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Speaker 1: And Lauren, my wife, always wants to like wake her

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Speaker 1: up and get her out of it, and I'm like, no,

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Speaker 1: this is how she's processing the day, Like you have

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Speaker 1: to let her in it. But to be honest, neither

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Speaker 1: of us fucking know. The best thing might be to

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Speaker 1: just give her a bananimal. It's happening. So basically, I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to read this entire very academic article, but

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Speaker 1: sure we're here.

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Speaker 3: I'll get to this part. It's where physics enters the picture.

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Speaker 1: Some scientists have posited that the thing we think of

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Speaker 1: as consciousness is made of microscale quantum physics events and.

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Speaker 3: Distance.

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Speaker 2: I've been saying that since we met.

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Speaker 1: The first thing Scotty said is like I say, I said, Hi,

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Speaker 1: I'm Curty, said Scotty landis, do you know consciousness is

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Speaker 1: made of microscale quantum physic events and other spooky actions

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Speaker 1: at a distance. And I said, goddamn, man, are you

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Speaker 1: you're right?

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Speaker 3: Get let's drink a beer. Yeah, And then I've stuck

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Speaker 3: my foot in a bucket, hopped around, knocked over the grill,

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Speaker 3: liter tree on fire, ran up the stairs.

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Speaker 1: So they're going to attempt to study this in some way,

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Speaker 1: so basically that they imagine that consciousness is made of these, yeah,

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Speaker 1: these quantum physics events, you know, spooky action at a

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Speaker 1: different distance that are that we happen to have a

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Speaker 1: lot of in our bodies, but then a little bit

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Speaker 1: of it exists everywhere else as well. So which gets

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Speaker 1: us to this idea of like you know, the guy,

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Speaker 1: a theory of like the Earth as a living organism, which.

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Speaker 3: Honestly I kind of believe in my I believe in

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Speaker 3: mother Guy a little bit.

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Speaker 1: I do too, I'm kind of getting really into it.

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Speaker 1: I've been reading this book that's like kind of explaining

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Speaker 1: guy a theory, and I'm like, I think this might

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Speaker 1: be my religion.

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Speaker 3: Like I'm go into this.

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Speaker 1: Yes, So yeah, I'm pretty excited about it. So anyway,

666
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:40,800
Speaker 1: they're going to try and figure out if consciousness is.

667
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:46,400
Speaker 1: It's totally academic, it's completely theoretical. But popular mechanics does

668
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:51,680
Speaker 1: a great job of having a sentence like some scientists

669
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 1: believe the universe is conscious. It makes you read a

670
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:55,560
Speaker 1: whole bunch of stuff and hey, I didn't know that

671
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:57,880
Speaker 1: they thought, you know, quantum physics was conscious.

672
00:33:57,960 --> 00:33:58,800
Speaker 2: So that's cool.

673
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:01,360
Speaker 3: Well that just makes things like alcohol and we need

674
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 3: that much funnier though that you're like disrupting your consciousness

675
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:07,320
Speaker 3: with this poison that can be contained in bottles. Like

676
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 3: one of the times, not the time that you ended

677
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:12,160
Speaker 3: up naked. Well, one time when we were in New

678
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 3: Orleans in a friend trip. It might have been night one,

679
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:16,280
Speaker 3: but we were leaving. We were walking up near Frenchman

680
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:19,160
Speaker 3: Street and I was there was a group it was

681
00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 3: like Oberg and Liz bangs and all. It was everybody

682
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:26,480
Speaker 3: christ and everybody alarms. Definitely there and I crossed frenchmen

683
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:28,719
Speaker 3: and you were really drunk. You were as like you

684
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:32,800
Speaker 3: were maybe maybe top three drunkest I've ever seen you.

685
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:35,320
Speaker 3: And everybody's like, Kurt's really drunk.

686
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:38,319
Speaker 2: And I turn around. I'm like, nah, he's fine, because

687
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:39,319
Speaker 2: we were having fun. We were all dance.

688
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 3: We're a friendly's bar in New Orleans, and I was like, nah,

689
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 3: he's fine, and Liz goes, really because I think he's

690
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:48,880
Speaker 3: like really wasted. I go, I don't think so. And

691
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 3: then I turn around and across the street you fell

692
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:55,080
Speaker 3: backwards in this way that did not look painful. I

693
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:57,040
Speaker 3: don't know how you did it, but you fell sort

694
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:59,799
Speaker 3: of like back of your knees into your butt, arms

695
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:02,640
Speaker 3: and above your head, and your glasses flew directly off

696
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:04,919
Speaker 3: your head and down the street, and you just laid

697
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 3: on the ground with your arms above your like you're

698
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:10,440
Speaker 3: on a roller coaster, just cracking up, laughing. I was like,

699
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:12,759
Speaker 3: we should get him back, and I was like, you know,

700
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:14,839
Speaker 3: let's get a cab. I did see a cab up there,

701
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:17,000
Speaker 3: let's go. But it was so funny. It was like

702
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 3: you knew what was happening. Nothing was stopping it. Everybody

703
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,680
Speaker 3: around was like everybody didn't know you very well. Was like,

704
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 3: there's a shit video of it.

705
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:28,440
Speaker 1: There's video over then trying to pick me up and

706
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 1: put me in a cab because Kristen of course, just

707
00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:32,440
Speaker 1: sat there, was like, I'm just gonna tape this, and

708
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 1: then just tainted on her phone to show me the

709
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:38,440
Speaker 1: next morning. Yeah, that is probably one of the drunkest

710
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:40,239
Speaker 1: I've ever been, because that was the night that I

711
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:40,920
Speaker 1: time traveled.

712
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:41,799
Speaker 2: Oh it was that night.

713
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,560
Speaker 3: It wasn't. Yeah, that was fantastic because I was I mean,

714
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:47,800
Speaker 3: the words were leaving my lips. Oh he's fine. I

715
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:49,680
Speaker 3: really don't think he's that. And then it was just

716
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:52,280
Speaker 3: and there goes a sack of potatoes on the ground

717
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:54,239
Speaker 3: and then stands up and again, and the way your

718
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:57,440
Speaker 3: glasses were popping off was I mean, you couldn't.

719
00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 2: It was like from an eighties comedy.

720
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:01,239
Speaker 3: They were just like and then you put him back on,

721
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:03,520
Speaker 3: We're like, let's get him up, and then Kurt's going

722
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:05,120
Speaker 3: back down and here they go again.

723
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:08,400
Speaker 1: Also, when a tall person falls, it's alarming, do you

724
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:11,000
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Because it takes a long time

725
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:13,840
Speaker 1: it did, it happens.

726
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:17,120
Speaker 3: Yes, It's like when you watch videos of like people

727
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:19,239
Speaker 3: cutting down a tree and they pull that chainsawt and

728
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 3: they're like, is it gonna go? And they don't want

729
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 3: to get it.

730
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,360
Speaker 2: That's my boy, we know it.

731
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:28,840
Speaker 1: I was thinking when I read this article what it

732
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 1: reminded me of immediately for some reason was college, obviously,

733
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 1: love it. I had never told this story of my

734
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 1: very first class at college.

735
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:41,279
Speaker 3: And so Johns Hopkins, ladies and gentlemen, Kurt is a

736
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:46,320
Speaker 3: smart man. Johns Hopkins University, Baltimore, Maryland, Baltimore, Maryland.

737
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,839
Speaker 2: Oh Blue jays Don Scott, lacrosse coach.

738
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 3: I don't, yeah, I don't. I don't.

739
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:55,360
Speaker 1: I don't like to toot that horn, but uh I

740
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:58,440
Speaker 1: did for you, thank you very much. So I was

741
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:02,799
Speaker 1: sitting I remember filling out like my first round of classes,

742
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:05,880
Speaker 1: and I had to language requirement, so I had to

743
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 1: take a language. And I looked at all the languages

744
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 1: and I was like, I got to just choose a

745
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 1: language because I didn't speak any languages. I took Latin

746
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:15,720
Speaker 1: in high school. I didn't learn a goddamn thing because

747
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:17,360
Speaker 1: the teacher was a bucking moron.

748
00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:25,279
Speaker 3: He was a brother, and and I was so I

749
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:26,840
Speaker 3: was like looking at it and I learned a.

750
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:33,719
Speaker 1: Little bit about like Eastern cultures, specifically Japanese culture in

751
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:36,719
Speaker 1: high school, and so I was like, oh, I could

752
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 1: take Japanese. Cool as I'm about to like circle Japanese.

753
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:43,400
Speaker 1: And I was like, in my head and this is

754
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:45,960
Speaker 1: like one of my problems is that my reference points

755
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,520
Speaker 1: are not anyone else's reference points. I'm like, I'm like,

756
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 1: everyone's gonna be taken Japanese. I should be different and

757
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:58,640
Speaker 1: I'll take Chinese instead. So I signed Chinese. I don't

758
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 1: know anything about the Chinese language or Chinese culture at

759
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:05,840
Speaker 1: the time. I'm eighteen in New Jersey. So I go

760
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 1: to my very first class nine am on a Monday

761
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:13,799
Speaker 1: after just getting to college. Is Chinese. One oh one

762
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 1: intro to Chinese. I'm very excited. I sit down and

763
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:20,920
Speaker 1: immediately I look around. I'm the only I'm one of

764
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 1: two non Chinese people in the class.

765
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:24,719
Speaker 2: Good.

766
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:30,440
Speaker 1: And then the teacher immediately starts with opening. He opens

767
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:35,319
Speaker 1: the class with what's your Chinese name? And everyone has

768
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:39,600
Speaker 1: a Chinese name because I think they possibly have some

769
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:44,920
Speaker 1: history with speaking Chinese at home. Yes, and so everyone

770
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 1: says their Chinese name, and then I get to me

771
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:48,440
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I don't have a Chinese name. He's like,

772
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:50,360
Speaker 1: you don't have a Chinese name, and I was like

773
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 1: I don't.

774
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:52,799
Speaker 3: And I was like, I thought this was the.

775
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:56,160
Speaker 1: Introduction to Chinese. I thought we would get a Chinese name.

776
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:58,399
Speaker 1: So he like gives me a Chinese name. Then there's

777
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:01,799
Speaker 1: the other white girl behind me. She has her Chinese name.

778
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,880
Speaker 1: She's been taking it in high school as well. And

779
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:06,279
Speaker 1: I'm just like, oh already, I'm like I should not

780
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:08,440
Speaker 1: be in this class. I made a mistake.

781
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:11,760
Speaker 3: Oh boy, I know that feeling. I've been in those classes.

782
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 3: You're like, oh god, and you feel like an idiot. Yeah,

783
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:16,280
Speaker 3: forty five minutes.

784
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 1: And so I was like, okay, So since I'm the

785
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:23,120
Speaker 1: only one who doesn't know anything any Chinese at all

786
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 1: in this class, I need to have a really good

787
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:28,200
Speaker 1: because it starts going around and asking people why do

788
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:31,840
Speaker 1: you want to speak Chinese? Great, and I'm like, I

789
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:33,799
Speaker 1: have to have a really as one of the one

790
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:36,440
Speaker 1: one of two Caucasians in this room, I need to

791
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:38,440
Speaker 1: have a good reason for why I want to do.

792
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:40,279
Speaker 2: This right right, yes, absolutely.

793
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 1: So I'm like, running through my brain was like, what's

794
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 1: going to be my good reason?

795
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:44,280
Speaker 3: What's going to be my good reason.

796
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:49,000
Speaker 1: And everyone else's reason is because I'm Chinese and it

797
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 1: gets to me, and then I go because I would

798
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:56,880
Speaker 1: like to read Basho in his native tongue.

799
00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 2: Oh god.

800
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:02,840
Speaker 3: And for those of you who do not, oh god.

801
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:08,000
Speaker 1: Bashow is a Japanese poet. There you go, and I

802
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 1: one of the biggest like cultural fuck ups ever.

803
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:16,320
Speaker 3: And the the teacher was amazing.

804
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:22,319
Speaker 1: Either he legitimately had never heard of the poet Bashow yes,

805
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:26,240
Speaker 1: or and also fuck me for even choosing that answer.

806
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:28,680
Speaker 1: It's a it's such a fucking like.

807
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:32,360
Speaker 3: I know things.

808
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:35,000
Speaker 1: Uh, but you know, I was like, this is my

809
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:39,080
Speaker 1: first day at college and uh. And so either he

810
00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:42,040
Speaker 1: legitimately had never heard of the poet Bashow or he

811
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 1: was like fuck.

812
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 6: This kid, because he then went bashow oh no Basho

813
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:55,880
Speaker 6: and then walked around, I swear to god, walked around

814
00:40:56,040 --> 00:41:00,120
Speaker 6: the class an entire loop going bash.

815
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:03,279
Speaker 3: Out, Bashow.

816
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:09,399
Speaker 1: Bas shows show, and then finally stops and goes, does

817
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:11,840
Speaker 1: anyone know who Bashow is?

818
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:12,440
Speaker 2: Oh?

819
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 3: He had to have known.

820
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:14,640
Speaker 2: He had to have known.

821
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:17,319
Speaker 1: And of course the white girl behind me goes, He's

822
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:21,080
Speaker 1: a Japanese poet, oh boy, and the guy goes, Kurt

823
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:24,040
Speaker 1: looks like you're in the wrong class, and I said, yes,

824
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:27,040
Speaker 1: it does. I got up right there, I walked out

825
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:29,040
Speaker 1: of the class and I never went back.

826
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:33,480
Speaker 3: You walked directly to New Jersey and got your childhood bed.

827
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,280
Speaker 1: Oh just just it, just quaked.

828
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:37,400
Speaker 3: I tried to do it.

829
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:40,200
Speaker 1: I tried to be the smart kid at college and

830
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 1: it failed. And then that would be that would be

831
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:46,000
Speaker 1: repeated for me one thousand times at college.

832
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:51,959
Speaker 3: Bash show, bas show, oh show. I have a really

833
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:55,160
Speaker 3: short similar experience where I was at this little acting

834
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:58,880
Speaker 3: conservatory that I've mentioned before, and we had to study Shakespeare.

835
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:00,880
Speaker 3: I don't know why they do that every actor. I

836
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 3: have no idea. So we're doing it, and this one

837
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:08,120
Speaker 3: actor is affecting this British accent so poorly, and the

838
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 3: teacher was an American teacher, and she goes, excuse me, Michael,

839
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:12,759
Speaker 3: what are you doing.

840
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 2: You don't have to do a British accent.

841
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 3: He goes, oh, I just wanted to do it in

842
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 3: the native in Shakespeare's native tongue, so very similar answer

843
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:23,759
Speaker 3: to what you had. And the teacher and I used

844
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,920
Speaker 3: to sound way more from Maryland than I do now.

845
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 3: And the teacher goes, no, no, no, when Shakespeare was alive.

846
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 3: They sounded more like Scott. They sounded just like Scott.

847
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:33,719
Speaker 3: Scott say something, and I was like, what do you

848
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:35,279
Speaker 3: want me to say? She goes they sounded like that.

849
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:37,279
Speaker 3: That's what they sounded like in Shakespeare's day, So you

850
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:39,400
Speaker 3: should try to sound And I wanted to be like,

851
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 3: like like hillbilly like I was like, keep talking about

852
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:46,319
Speaker 3: but it was the kid was so human.

853
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:49,600
Speaker 2: He was so oh, I'm so sophisticated.

854
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:52,759
Speaker 3: And meanwhile I'm like, oh, yeah, I would love to

855
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:54,760
Speaker 3: hang out with you after give me your cell phone

856
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 3: number and we'll go somewhere.

857
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:58,759
Speaker 2: And she's like, that is Shakespeare.

858
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 3: Oh Hamlet, Oh, Hamlet, Hamlet? Un, Oh God, where's Olthello?

859
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 3: Where's Othello? He's running around like a wild man of Borneo. Okay,

860
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 3: I got one for you, homeboy. Courtney Farvar underscore underscore

861
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:17,480
Speaker 3: sent this in. It might only be one underscore. I

862
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:19,280
Speaker 3: think Courtney sent stuff in before.

863
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:19,680
Speaker 2: Thank you.

864
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 3: Courtney man uses first class ticket to eat for free

865
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 3: at airport's VIP lounge for almost an entire year. What oh,

866
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:34,120
Speaker 3: he just kept rescheduling it.

867
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 2: Bingo.

868
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:38,040
Speaker 3: So this is New York Post written by David Key.

869
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 3: Excuse me, David K Lee, a man in China purchased

870
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:44,719
Speaker 3: a first class plane ticket and used it to eat

871
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 3: a year's worth of free meals in the VIP lounge

872
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:52,319
Speaker 3: at their international airport. I'm gonna think it's Jianne. I'm

873
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:56,400
Speaker 3: going with Jianne or Jaianne International Airport. The frequent diner

874
00:43:56,480 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 3: purchased a first class, fully refundable ticket aboard Eastern China Airline.

875
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:04,360
Speaker 3: He used the ticket to gain access to the airport's

876
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 3: VIP lounge, where high rolling travelers dined for free. According

877
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:12,000
Speaker 3: to a report last week in a Chinese language newspaper,

878
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:16,319
Speaker 3: the man rebooked his first class ticket over and over

879
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 3: and over again to keep the gravy train rolling.

880
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:23,200
Speaker 2: Good writing, David, you are the best in the business.

881
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 3: Eastern China Airlines officials only figured out the man's scheme

882
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 3: after noticing his single ticket being.

883
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:33,919
Speaker 2: Rebooked three hundred times in one year.

884
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:36,439
Speaker 3: Wow, airline fish times.

885
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:38,240
Speaker 1: That means he's going almost every day.

886
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 2: Almost every day.

887
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:42,000
Speaker 3: Airline officials admitted there was nothing they could do to

888
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:45,200
Speaker 3: stop the frequent diner. He wasn't doing anything illegal. He

889
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:47,400
Speaker 3: just found a loophole. We love a loophole.

890
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:48,279
Speaker 2: On the Panva loopa.

891
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:49,279
Speaker 1: Oh, I love this guy.

892
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:49,960
Speaker 2: God.

893
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 3: A spokeswoman for the air carrier called the man's free

894
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:58,719
Speaker 3: meal scheme a rare act. Still, Eastern China officials confronted him,

895
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:02,319
Speaker 3: and the human meal ticket had to stop chowing down.

896
00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:06,280
Speaker 3: The freeloader ended up cashing in his fully refundable ticket

897
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:10,600
Speaker 3: and getting back all of his money. Yes, so this

898
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:13,880
Speaker 3: guy is a genius. So he figured out that if

899
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:16,080
Speaker 3: you have a first class ticket, and so he really

900
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:18,000
Speaker 3: ate free for an entire year.

901
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:20,319
Speaker 2: I'm hoping it's good airport food.

902
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:23,880
Speaker 1: I mean, it can't it can't be that good. Also, like,

903
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 1: think about the amount of time he had to spend

904
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:30,240
Speaker 1: it credible to save the money.

905
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:31,799
Speaker 3: He had to go to.

906
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:36,120
Speaker 1: The airport, go through security. Yes, then go and then

907
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 1: just exit and then call the airline rebook the ticket

908
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:41,000
Speaker 1: for the next day.

909
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:44,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, he'd be better off going at like five am

910
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 3: and then just staying all day in the VIP lounge

911
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 3: and just making a whole day of it, which is

912
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:52,400
Speaker 3: always the funniest thing you can do. I love this

913
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:54,040
Speaker 3: guy that he found it, and I love that he

914
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:57,240
Speaker 3: got a full refund on the end. He won. It's amazing.

915
00:45:57,320 --> 00:46:00,760
Speaker 1: Oh he totally won. He totally won. He had his commitment.

916
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 1: He lost so much time, He lost so much time

917
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 1: of his life. I hope it was worth it for

918
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 1: the the deli slices of meat that they had and

919
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:13,880
Speaker 1: maybe a keish in the morning. I don't know.

920
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:14,759
Speaker 3: I have no idea what.

921
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:18,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't know. But if he's retired, it does

922
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:19,400
Speaker 2: put a spin on it.

923
00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:20,680
Speaker 3: Oh, is he retired?

924
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:23,600
Speaker 2: No, it didn't say, but if he was, and this

925
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 2: is just how he met this with the system.

926
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:26,920
Speaker 3: Yes, I like that.

927
00:46:27,239 --> 00:46:30,200
Speaker 1: I'm down tired and you got a plan to get

928
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:31,040
Speaker 1: some free food.

929
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:35,439
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm back. My buddy dad retired when I worked

930
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 3: at the bike shop. My buddy's dad retired. Because my

931
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:40,960
Speaker 3: dad retired three days ago. I go, oh, that's good, congratulations,

932
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:42,880
Speaker 3: because he's already called me twice in the last three

933
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:44,719
Speaker 3: days to let me know which gas station as the

934
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:45,919
Speaker 3: cheapest gas in our town.

935
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:48,080
Speaker 2: I go, that's retirement. He's in it.

936
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 3: This dude's in it, all right.

937
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:51,839
Speaker 2: I gotta tell this story, kerb Uh.

938
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:55,960
Speaker 3: You've seen pans Labyrinth, right, of course, great movie. If

939
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:59,840
Speaker 3: anybody hass on eyeballs, that's where I'm going, thank you.

940
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:02,480
Speaker 2: That's where I'm going for that guy. Yeah, Okay.

941
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 3: So when I was a wee lad, when I was

942
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:09,719
Speaker 3: like twelve or thirteen and Reisterstown, Maryland, I lived on

943
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 3: Waywood Drive. That was the name of my street class

944
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:15,759
Speaker 3: Waywood Drive. I mean, you can't you can't beat Waywood Drive.

945
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 3: And I just like when I came to New York

946
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:19,440
Speaker 3: and was hanging out with you guys. I was hung

947
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:21,479
Speaker 3: about with people that were like a few years older

948
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:23,600
Speaker 3: than me. So all these teenagers were around. It was

949
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:26,440
Speaker 3: summer break. Yeah, I think I was like twelve or thirteen,

950
00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 3: and these two guys who were truly the Beavis and

951
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:34,120
Speaker 3: butt Head of our crew Monts. One was a monster

952
00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 3: Stone or monster Druggy in every way. The other one

953
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:38,240
Speaker 3: was a little more straight lace but kind of a goofball.

954
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:41,400
Speaker 3: They got a job working at Boardwalk French Fries in

955
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:45,400
Speaker 3: Hunt Valley Mall. So for people that don't know, Boardwalk

956
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:48,400
Speaker 3: Fries is a chain of restaurants. It's mostly in the

957
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:50,520
Speaker 3: mid Atlantic. I think they're in New Jersey too.

958
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 2: And it's you.

959
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 3: It's mostly you just go buy French fries and they're

960
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:57,600
Speaker 3: square cut fries. They're delicious. People go to the mall

961
00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:00,480
Speaker 3: just to get them. It's a real thing and Maryland.

962
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:04,319
Speaker 3: So they're a hit. So these two guys go, they

963
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:07,279
Speaker 3: get high, they go all summer long. Oh, by the way,

964
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:09,920
Speaker 3: they get fired. This story takes place within about three weeks,

965
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,320
Speaker 3: the whole thing from hiring to fire. So I go

966
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:16,200
Speaker 3: the mall and they're there, and I mean, you couldn't

967
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:20,279
Speaker 3: have hired bigger bozos. And so just imagine I know

968
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:22,759
Speaker 3: one of them. I won't name names, but one of them, well,

969
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:25,840
Speaker 3: let's make some fake names. Give me a name, Kurt Max.

970
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:27,480
Speaker 3: And can can.

971
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:31,600
Speaker 2: Max a little more responsible? Can I know for sure?

972
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:34,800
Speaker 3: Dropped acid while working at a French fry store in

973
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:35,799
Speaker 3: the mall food court.

974
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 2: I like this guy, right, yeah, exactly.

975
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:42,440
Speaker 3: So after two days of work, they realized that the

976
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:44,520
Speaker 3: managers were never going to be there. It was just

977
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:46,520
Speaker 3: up to them to open and close. Every day they

978
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:49,719
Speaker 3: worked doubles. Every single day. They brought home a grocery

979
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 3: bag of French fries, a grocery bag like a full

980
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:57,440
Speaker 3: size brown paper bag, leaking oil through the sides with

981
00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 3: I would guess thirty five.

982
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:01,160
Speaker 1: Like they made.

983
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:03,359
Speaker 3: They were made, they weren't like frozen, and they brought

984
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:04,600
Speaker 3: them home to make them at home.

985
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:08,160
Speaker 2: Then filled them back.

986
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 1: So we're playing an impossible amount to eat in one

987
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 1: sitting at what however, you try?

988
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:15,440
Speaker 3: Okay, So there were tons of us younger guys there

989
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:17,799
Speaker 3: in high schoolers. My neighbor was a real free for all.

990
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:20,680
Speaker 3: Everybody's playing sports each other's backyards and flashlight Tag. So

991
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,800
Speaker 3: they come in and they were like gods, they're like

992
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:27,000
Speaker 3: returning from war with spoils. And about eight to ten

993
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:30,040
Speaker 3: of us just demolished this spag. So then every night

994
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:33,440
Speaker 3: in the summer before we played Flashlight Tag, Can would

995
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:36,880
Speaker 3: bring home a grocery bag of French fries. And for

996
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:41,840
Speaker 3: these three weeks we were in Heavn, it was paradise.

997
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:44,759
Speaker 3: Everybody like half the people are superstoners. Half of us

998
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:46,719
Speaker 3: are just like out and about fishing and running through

999
00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:48,399
Speaker 3: the woods all day. We're starving kids.

1000
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:52,000
Speaker 2: Yeah. So one day I ride my bike up the

1001
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:53,799
Speaker 2: street and I go in the house.

1002
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:56,920
Speaker 3: You know, it was very open doors back then, and

1003
00:49:57,320 --> 00:50:00,400
Speaker 3: my best friend Can's younger brother was not the So

1004
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:02,360
Speaker 3: I walk in the house, I'm like, what's up? And

1005
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:04,960
Speaker 3: I walk in, I just hear laughter. So I go

1006
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:09,799
Speaker 3: inside and there is Can sitting in the living room,

1007
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:15,920
Speaker 3: with his shirtless. He's sixteen. He's sitting and he has

1008
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:19,680
Speaker 3: his boogie board a busy something, busy BENTI or some

1009
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:22,720
Speaker 3: busy thing he's so proud of on the coffee table.

1010
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:26,360
Speaker 3: And on the coffee table is a grocery bag overflowing

1011
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:30,480
Speaker 3: with French fries. Can is watching a blank TV screen,

1012
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:35,440
Speaker 3: laughing hysterically. It's dusk. I was just thinking we're all

1013
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:37,120
Speaker 3: going to hang out and eat some French fries. I

1014
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:39,919
Speaker 3: was a twelve year old riding my bike around looking

1015
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:42,800
Speaker 3: for some free fries. Well I found him and so

1016
00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 3: I go hey, and he doesn't look he's just laughing.

1017
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:49,920
Speaker 3: I go, hey, Ken, where's a younger brother's name? And

1018
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:54,600
Speaker 3: he goes, oh, hey Scott. Uh My mom took him

1019
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 3: to get new soccer cleats. And I go okay, and

1020
00:50:58,280 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 3: he just turns back and starts laughing at a blank

1021
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:02,759
Speaker 3: TV screen. His eyes are huge, he's tripping balls in

1022
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:06,160
Speaker 3: a way that is indescribable. But I really want these

1023
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:12,200
Speaker 3: French fries, so I just start inching closer and closer

1024
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:12,920
Speaker 3: to the fries.

1025
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 2: So then I get to the sofa and he looks

1026
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:17,880
Speaker 2: at me like as I shoot to me, like so

1027
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:19,680
Speaker 2: scary like demon eyes. Yeh.

1028
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:22,000
Speaker 3: And I'm go, what do you what do you? What

1029
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:25,319
Speaker 3: are you watching? And he goes just reruns and then

1030
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:28,920
Speaker 3: looks back at the TV starts cracking up. So then

1031
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:33,239
Speaker 3: I'm inching closer and closer to a laughing lunatic, like

1032
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:36,960
Speaker 3: he's so high on acid it's crazy, and he's just

1033
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:38,240
Speaker 3: and he hasn't touched the fries.

1034
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:40,359
Speaker 2: I don't know. Do people on acid eat a lot?

1035
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:42,359
Speaker 2: I would imagine you eat nothing, right.

1036
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:46,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very upsetting. Yes, put things in your mouth.

1037
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:49,680
Speaker 2: This house smells like French fries. I mean it is

1038
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:51,400
Speaker 2: thirty something pounds of fries.

1039
00:51:51,719 --> 00:51:55,280
Speaker 3: So I am inching closer and closer to a laughing teenager,

1040
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:58,279
Speaker 3: shirtless with the fries on a boogiey board, and I

1041
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:00,560
Speaker 3: just slowly am breaching my hand and so he can't

1042
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:01,719
Speaker 3: see it out of the corner of my eye.

1043
00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:03,280
Speaker 2: Then he stops laughing.

1044
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 3: He just stops, and I look at him, and he's

1045
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:09,000
Speaker 3: looking at the screen, and then in the screen I

1046
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:11,840
Speaker 3: can see he's looking at the reflection of me reaching

1047
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:15,800
Speaker 3: for the French fries, and I go, Ken, can I

1048
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:18,200
Speaker 3: have some of these French fries? And he just starts

1049
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:20,360
Speaker 3: laughing and I took a handful as big as like

1050
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:23,279
Speaker 3: a baseball min and just backed out of that room

1051
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:26,239
Speaker 3: while he laughed, and ran out to my bike and

1052
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:27,800
Speaker 3: rode down with one hand.

1053
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:31,320
Speaker 1: On my head, just eating a fist of French fries.

1054
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:34,080
Speaker 3: It was like that scene in Pan's Labyrinth with the

1055
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:36,840
Speaker 3: hand where it was like, just don't I felt like

1056
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,120
Speaker 3: I was running a gauntlet. I didn't know if he

1057
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:41,040
Speaker 3: was going to kill me. It was like probably why

1058
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:45,000
Speaker 3: I write horror movies. Now, all I wanted was fries.

1059
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:48,240
Speaker 3: I was willing to risk it all for some Boardwalk

1060
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:51,399
Speaker 3: French fries. Oh I love that. I love that so much.

1061
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:55,120
Speaker 3: Boardwalk Fries. Give us a sponsorship. We'll shout you out.

1062
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:57,799
Speaker 3: Come on a small wave, guys, give me a big

1063
00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:02,759
Speaker 3: wave with old Bay and can.

1064
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,200
Speaker 2: I hope you're still out there. You know who you are,

1065
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:07,319
Speaker 2: you know who you are. And that boogie board will

1066
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:09,040
Speaker 2: come back to a later story at a later time.

1067
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:11,759
Speaker 2: Kirkuz Oh, I like that. Can love that boogie board.

1068
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:14,800
Speaker 3: So we got an update.

1069
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:23,319
Speaker 1: Scottie Bingo, owner of Demonic Chihuahua, says adoption ad was accurate. Oh,

1070
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:27,160
Speaker 1: but she has no regrets. This was sent in by

1071
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:28,440
Speaker 1: Brandy Baxter.

1072
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:29,920
Speaker 2: Thanks Brandy Baxter.

1073
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:35,240
Speaker 1: This was on today. That's Real written by Jen Reader.

1074
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:38,040
Speaker 2: I love that Jen Reader.

1075
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:39,879
Speaker 3: She's a reader and a writer writer.

1076
00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:43,279
Speaker 1: When Ariel Davis adopted a two year old chiuaha, so

1077
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:45,879
Speaker 1: for anyone who doesn't remember this, there was an ad

1078
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:49,920
Speaker 1: placed that essentially, I guess it goes into it here.

1079
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:52,600
Speaker 1: I'll just read when Davis adopted a two year old

1080
00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:56,640
Speaker 1: Chiuaha named Prancer in April, she assumed he might have

1081
00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:58,200
Speaker 1: devilish tendencies.

1082
00:53:58,560 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 3: After all.

1083
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:02,160
Speaker 1: The tongue in cheek adoption ad penned by his foster,

1084
00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:06,120
Speaker 1: Tiffany Fortuna of Second Chance Pet Adoption League in New Jersey,

1085
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:10,319
Speaker 1: described him as quote demonic, like a quote haunted Victorian

1086
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:13,800
Speaker 1: child or a quote Chucky doll in a dog's body.

1087
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:17,840
Speaker 1: There's not a very big market for neurotic man hating animal,

1088
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:21,480
Speaker 1: hating children hating dogs look like gremlins, the ad noted,

1089
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:25,480
Speaker 1: But when Davis introduced Prancer to herman New Haven, Connecticut,

1090
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:28,359
Speaker 1: he seemed surprisingly tame while settling in for the first

1091
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:31,400
Speaker 1: couple of weeks. It was a short lived respite for

1092
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:32,400
Speaker 1: those to know.

1093
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:33,880
Speaker 2: Quote.

1094
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:36,959
Speaker 1: At the second week, he was like, all right, it's cool.

1095
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:39,239
Speaker 1: I think I can start coming out of my shell now,

1096
00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:42,960
Speaker 1: Davis thirty six told Today, quote, I definitely started to

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Speaker 1: see a lot of behaviors that had been advertised in

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Speaker 1: the ad by the lovely Tiffany. She was very accurate.

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Speaker 1: We had a couple of run ins with men that

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Speaker 1: were embarrassing. With help from trainers, Davis is working to

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Speaker 1: help Prancer feel safe and to understand he doesn't need

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Speaker 1: to protect her. Good God, protect him him.

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Speaker 3: Quote.

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Speaker 1: If nobody's looking at him or trying to pet him,

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Speaker 1: or drawing attention to him, he'll just walk around shaking

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Speaker 1: his little butt, sniffing the floor and minding his own business.

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Speaker 1: Perfect when you make eye contact or draw attention to

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Speaker 1: him that.

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Speaker 3: He feels threaded.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, So it's really just so she takes him

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Speaker 1: to work and then tells everyone to not pay attention

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Speaker 1: to him.

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Speaker 3: So this is like at World, there's a mistake.

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Speaker 1: There's a devil animal running around that you've got allowed

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Speaker 1: to look at.

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Speaker 3: This is an HR complaint, this is a lawsuit waiting

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Speaker 3: to happen.

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Speaker 2: Don't take this little demon dog to work.

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Speaker 3: But she's been dressing him up lots of pictures.

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Speaker 1: I mean, he's also like a famous dog as ninety

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Speaker 1: five thousand Instagram followers, and she says that what's kind

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Speaker 1: of cool about it is that the demeanor of dog

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Speaker 1: has helped lift her out of depression about the pandemic.

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Speaker 1: She loves the adorable way his face seems to scrunch

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Speaker 1: into a smile when he's happy. And I will tell

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Speaker 1: you one thing, Scotty, there are many photos of this

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Speaker 1: dog in this article. In not a single one.

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Speaker 3: Does this dog look like or smiling.

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Speaker 1: He's giving a death stare in every single Well, it.

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Speaker 2: Certainly takes your mind off of things.

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Speaker 3: I can see that, Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1: And then this is the last little part, which is

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Speaker 1: kind of st warming. Quote people wanted pictures of because

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Speaker 1: of the dog is famous. People wanted pictures of me,

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Speaker 1: And I don't even want to look in the mirror,

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Speaker 1: she said. So having this companion lets me say I

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Speaker 1: want to take better care of myself. I've started to

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Speaker 1: take steps looking into what I need to do to

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Speaker 1: change things that I'm not happy about with myself. And

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Speaker 1: I have Prancer to keep me going. I come home

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Speaker 1: every day and see this little man. That's my inspiration

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Speaker 1: to wake up the next day and do it. So okay,

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Speaker 1: pretty wonderful. Prancer's doing his.

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Speaker 3: Job on this earth. Prince is a great name for

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Speaker 3: that dog. If it makes you happy. We're huge fans

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Speaker 3: of it. Whatever it takes to get by, we're fans. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: good for Prancer.

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Speaker 1: Do you want to give us just one little teaser

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Speaker 1: and we'll get on out of this episode.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to give you.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to finish one that I started A couple

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Speaker 3: epis back. Mickey Mouse. M M Mouse sent this in.

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Speaker 3: Ninety seven year old woman's headstone includes her favorite fudge recipe.

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Speaker 3: This is Yeah, I gotta get through it. So I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna bomb through it because it's so beautiful.

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Speaker 4: Uh.

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Speaker 3: Fox thirty News staff best in the biz when it

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Speaker 3: comes to Logan, Utah's local news. While most cemetery headstones

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Speaker 3: give you a small glimpse into the lives of the

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Speaker 3: people buried there, they usually don't catch your eyes like

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Speaker 3: this one does. Utah's Logan Cemetery contains the headstone of

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Speaker 3: Wade and Catherine Andrews, along with their birth and death dates.

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Speaker 2: But the story you'll find or her life story.

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Speaker 3: Etched on the side is Catherine's famous fudge recipe k

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Speaker 3: as Her nickname was would take Fudge wherever she went

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Speaker 3: whenever people got together.

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Speaker 2: That is so badass. We love you, Kay, Rest and Fudge.

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Speaker 2: We love that. Kay and Way were members of the

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Speaker 2: Jesus Christ of Latter day Saints, the Mormons. They are

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Speaker 2: in Utah. This is not shocking.

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Speaker 3: And they met at a church function in New York City,

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Speaker 3: where when she had moved from Utah to study fashion design.

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Speaker 2: Hey, now, all right, okay, the.

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Speaker 3: Two She designed Fudgie the Whale.

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Speaker 2: That's pretty good.

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Speaker 3: They have.

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Speaker 2: The two had time for just one date. They had

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Speaker 2: dinner at the Walder for Storia.

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Speaker 3: Pretty good date, and a hotel photographer took one photo

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Speaker 3: of the couple the next day. Wade was a US

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Speaker 3: Air Force captain, went to World War Two. She was

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Speaker 3: crazy about him, Kurt from the beginning.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 3: Though they only had one date, the feeling was mutual

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Speaker 3: for Wade as well. A couple exchanged dozens of letters.

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Speaker 3: When he returned home, he promptly bought a ring and

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Speaker 3: proposed to her. They're married eighteen days later. These two, wow,

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Speaker 3: not missed the deud mess around.

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Speaker 1: They're boom boom boom boom with a world war in between.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. The Fudge Andrews couple. They really get to the

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Speaker 3: point so they blabb blah blah.

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Speaker 2: A good stuff.

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Speaker 3: K passed away in twenty nineteen at the age of

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Speaker 3: ninety seven.

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Speaker 1: Classid quality fudge filled life for K, and I mean

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Speaker 1: that's what I mean. Like I guess, I guess what

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Speaker 1: we learn from this is that you can eat fudge

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Speaker 1: every day and live to ninety seven. That's what I'm

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Speaker 1: taking away.

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Speaker 3: Secret of life is eat fudge every day and give

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Speaker 3: fudge to other people, and you're gonna make the Sentry Club.

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Speaker 3: You're just gonna Here's the full recipe as written on

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Speaker 3: the headstone. Also, if anybody lives in your logan Utah

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Speaker 3: and you want to respectfully go pay your respects to

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Speaker 3: Ka and take a photo in front of the recipe.

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Speaker 3: We will share it on our Instagram story. Yeah, just

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Speaker 3: keep it above boards. Show some respect for the Fudgie Andrews.

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Speaker 2: We love them.

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Speaker 3: Kese fudge, two squares chocolate, two tablespoons of butter, melt

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Speaker 3: on low heats.

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Speaker 2: This is on the tombstone. By the way, what I'm

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Speaker 2: reading is on the tombstone.

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Speaker 3: Melt on low heats during one cup milk, bring to boil,

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Speaker 3: three cups sugar, one teaspoon vanilla, pinch of salt.

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Speaker 2: There's a little choku.

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Speaker 4: I like that.

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Speaker 3: Cook to softball stage. Don't know what that means, poor

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Speaker 3: old marble slab. Cool and beat an eat And if

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Speaker 3: that is not on mine, I don't want to die.

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Speaker 3: I want Scotty landis cool and beat any eat. The

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Speaker 3: best last line on a tombstone ever. Rest in peace,

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Speaker 3: Ka and Wade may or Fudge make people happy until

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Speaker 3: the end of time.

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Speaker 1: Good damn, thank you Scottie for again for another wonderful episode.

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Speaker 3: I'll see in Denver this weekend. Home Boy, We're gonna

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Speaker 3: have so much fun.

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Speaker 1: I'm very, very very excited.

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Speaker 2: I'm excited again. Got it, dude.

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Speaker 3: Animals keep sending in those beautiful stories. Keep sending us

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Speaker 3: pics of hashtag unexpected bananas. If you see a banana

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Speaker 3: on our Instagram stories. You guys are the best. Thank you,

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Speaker 3: Katie Levine.

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Speaker 1: overlords Karen and Georgia.

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Speaker 3: Us.

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Speaker 2: This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 1: Produced and engineered by Katie Levine.

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Speaker 2: Theme music by Kahan and.

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