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Speaker 1: Today, I fed up by accidentally making my friends think

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Speaker 1: I needed chemo, and they shaved their heads and eyebrows

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Speaker 1: in solidarity.

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Speaker 2: Good friends.

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Speaker 3: But also, OPI is probably a bad friend for letting

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Speaker 3: his friends shave their heads.

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Speaker 2: Dude, like he does have cancer? Also, like, was there

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Speaker 2: no memo sent out? Is there no group chat? Like?

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Speaker 3: H yeah, well maybe they guess we're likely they wanted

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Speaker 3: to surprise him in solidarity, and like we shaved our heads.

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Speaker 3: They're like, I don't have cancer, bro. I was just like, oh, man,

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Speaker 3: you know, I was just on a diet. Geez all right,

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Speaker 3: let's let's see what happens here. I thought y'all might

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Speaker 3: want to hear about a funny thing that happened in

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Speaker 3: my life recently.

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Speaker 2: Yes, we do.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So I, twenty female, was diagnosed with cancer. It's

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Speaker 1: operable stage zero breast cancer. I'm going to survive pretty

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Speaker 1: much guaranteed. Hooray, great, op, great, great to hear, and

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Speaker 1: I of course told all my friends about this when

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Speaker 1: I found out.

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Speaker 2: Here is where I ft out.

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Speaker 1: See, I didn't really mention that much about the treatment,

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Speaker 1: since I told them over a text in a group chat.

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Speaker 2: When I found out there's a group chat. There is

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Speaker 2: a group chat.

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Speaker 1: When I found out it wasn't super serious, I just

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Speaker 1: told them, Hey, guess what, I'm not gonna die.

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Speaker 2: My boobies won't kill me. That's funny.

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Speaker 3: That's the funniest way to say that, you the breast

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Speaker 3: cancer is okay, my boobies won't kill me.

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Speaker 1: You know, sometimes a little humor that the smile makes

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Speaker 1: makes the darkness feel better. What I didn't tell them

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Speaker 1: was I won't be needing chemo. I didn't really think

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Speaker 1: about treatment with them. Just the good news. That's totally fair.

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Speaker 1: Like you're just like, you have this great thing, and

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Speaker 1: you're like, you're not like, by.

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Speaker 3: The way, here's the great thing that you're described, you

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Speaker 3: have this great thing.

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Speaker 2: It's cancer. Cancer.

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Speaker 1: The great news that she shared was the cancer is

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Speaker 1: not super serious. Okay, so that was the great I

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Speaker 1: think they already knew she had cancer and then she

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Speaker 1: wasn't super serious, so that was like good news. Right.

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Speaker 1: So like if you have good news, you're not like, hey,

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Speaker 1: here's the great news, and then here's all the line.

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Speaker 2: Items, you know, yeah, yeah, here's the details.

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Speaker 1: Unfortunately, all of my friends are wonderful, wonderful souls that

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Speaker 1: doesn't all unfortunate who loved me very much and want

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Speaker 1: to support me. They're also stupid sometimes, oh gosh, it happens,

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Speaker 1: very very stupid in fact, and their knowledge about my

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Speaker 1: cancer basically comes from movies or books or whatever. So

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Speaker 1: they just imagined a bald, hairless, boobless.

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Speaker 2: Version of me. Oh my goodness.

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Speaker 1: A weekish later, they asked to FaceTime me lo and behold,

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Speaker 1: all five of.

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Speaker 2: Them are bald. Oh my god. These are great friends, dude,

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Speaker 2: for real.

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Speaker 1: Two of them even went so far as to shave

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Speaker 1: their eyebrows in solidarity so people won't stare at me.

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Speaker 2: Dude, salute to.

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Speaker 3: You, even the eyebrows. The eyebrows are like like like

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Speaker 3: when you don't have eyebrows, you look a little scarier.

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Speaker 1: Anyone listening google celebrities without teeth or eyebrows. You can

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Speaker 1: thank me later. It's insane. I was in shock and

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Speaker 1: then howling with laughter. And then I break the news

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Speaker 1: that I basically will not be neating chemo, and even

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Speaker 1: if I did, I would not look like that for

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Speaker 1: a while, and after laughing, I started crying because it

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Speaker 1: made me realize how far my friends are willing to go.

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Speaker 2: That's amazing. This is so wholesome.

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Speaker 1: This is so wholesome. We laughed about it for a while.

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Speaker 1: It's a bit funny seeing everyone's eyebres go back in,

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Speaker 1: but overall it was really really heartwarming and funny to

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Speaker 1: be around and then be like, guess which of us

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Speaker 1: has cancer? That was literally, she wrote, Haha.

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Speaker 3: It's hilarious. I love that drinking game.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, wow that was that's that's that's a

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Speaker 1: great one.

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Speaker 2: I love. I love a good wholesome red Read story.

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Speaker 2: It's always great for them with the wholesome ending.