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Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.

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Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.

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Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the kitchen Table, a

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Speaker 1: podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.

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Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.

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Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.

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Speaker 1: You're a coward. It's easy to have a scapegoat.

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Speaker 2: And now joined by Bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan

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Speaker 2: the graphics guy.

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Speaker 1: I have friends.

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Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to Dan Patrick takes a gamble. And it's a

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Speaker 1: road trip. We're in San Francisco. I got Dylan to

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Speaker 1: the left of me, Big day, Ray producing straight ahead, Marvin,

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Speaker 1: who's eating but still running all the controls. Marvin's got

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Speaker 1: his mouthful of it's a meat. It's a meet Thursday here.

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Speaker 1: It's been a meat every day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Dylan.

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Speaker 3: I did.

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Speaker 1: I did almost botch it today, but it was a

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Speaker 1: close call. I know. I don't need to hear about

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Speaker 1: it now. Oh I'd rather not say sorry, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: it's okay. Sometimes you don't the labor pains I don't

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Speaker 1: care about. Just show me the baby. Yeah, I can

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Speaker 1: get you a baby. You can. How much notice do

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Speaker 1: you need? Okay, Bad Larry in Jersey and Shaye in

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Speaker 1: Irving is under the weather and he's under he's at home.

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Speaker 3: They say, are you like one of those like.

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Speaker 4: Go to work every day no matter what kind of guys?

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Speaker 3: No, I don't know what kind of image you have

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Speaker 3: of me and your head, you idiot, but that's definitely

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Speaker 3: not me.

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Speaker 1: Uh well, it's great to have you guys.

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Speaker 3: Shay.

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Speaker 1: I thought you were coming out and joining us here.

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Speaker 3: I was supposed to, and then it got a day

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Speaker 3: later because it's some work crap, and then the flu

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Speaker 3: came and I just I couldn't do it. Danny, I

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Speaker 3: feel I feel awful, Okay.

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Speaker 1: Like do you feel awful? Like because you're sick?

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Speaker 3: I feel awful that the roommate has been my last

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Speaker 3: three days and I'm curiously not getting any better.

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Speaker 1: That is that is rather suspicious.

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Speaker 3: She keeps playing misery on the TV and making me.

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Speaker 1: The roofmates. Kathy, Larry, are you working today?

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Speaker 5: It's unbelievable, Dan, I am they fired?

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Speaker 1: Who got fired?

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Speaker 5: You know when you're when you work with me and like,

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Speaker 5: I'm such a stellar employee, Sometimes you don't, you know,

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Speaker 5: you don't pull your own weight. And they got rid

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Speaker 5: of them. I don't know why they got rid of them,

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Speaker 5: but me to fill in, you know, a couple of

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Speaker 5: the extra days till they get a replacement for him.

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Speaker 1: And you know, I don't how shitty you have to

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Speaker 1: be right, You lose your job and then Larry gets

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Speaker 1: your gets more.

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Speaker 5: I'm employee of the decade. I can't believe that.

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Speaker 1: Uh, let me read.

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Speaker 5: But I'm just saying. So I'm here guarding the shore

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Speaker 5: again today, third day in a row. Dan, I'm not

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Speaker 5: good at this.

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Speaker 1: But there's no Iranian tankers or you know, any bombs

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 5: Actually the beach is closed because it's all snow covered

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Speaker 5: and I haven't been up there in two days.

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Speaker 1: That's the perfect times then, yeah, yeah, when you least expected. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so let me recap bad Larry won three units. No,

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Speaker 1: he's up plus three. He lost zero units last week.

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Speaker 1: Dylan lost two units. He's now minus five for the playoffs.

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Speaker 1: Shay didn't lose a unit, so he's still minus two.

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Speaker 1: Is our math correct here on this big day?

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Speaker 3: Ray for me? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: The DP takes a gambled parlay record. Now owen seven. Congratulations,

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Speaker 1: that's not terrible. The Diego Pavilla Award stands Dylan nine

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Speaker 1: times he's won it, and then Shay with five, Larry

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Speaker 1: with four, Lane Kiffin got one, and Diego pavia Who

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Speaker 1: lied about his height or Vanderbilt did? They had him

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Speaker 4: It's not like we were off by an inch.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's propaganda. What do you mean, that's propaganda from

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Speaker 3: the school. That's not a we forgot it and it's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: Okay, but why did they put him at sixty propaganda?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god? About the only one alive?

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Speaker 1: What are you talking? You're under your has a better

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so kids like him more and all the other

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Speaker 1: Why why not listen? If he's unhinged, he would be

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Speaker 3: Don't he be a virgin? Come on, give him six feet?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Mike Rabels joked about chopping off his

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Speaker 1: dick to win a Super Bowl. Yeah, well, see if

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Speaker 1: he's joking or not, well, at what point do they

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Speaker 1: get to the fourth quarter and like two minutes ago

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Speaker 1: and they're like, hey, Mike, you're down four and I

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Speaker 1: think you're gonna have to be down six. Who do

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Speaker 1: you need? What to name? Lorena Bobbitt? Yeah? Yeah, recommended?

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Speaker 3: Yeah damn imagic? Cut it off too soon?

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Speaker 1: If if that hasn't happened to Shay with his wife,

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Speaker 1: Yeah it might.

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Speaker 4: It probably did.

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Speaker 1: I wondered name one of.

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Speaker 3: The I want to name one of the daughters Lorena,

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Speaker 3: and she wouldn't let me. Uh.

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Speaker 1: Tom Brady says he has no dog in this fight.

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Speaker 1: Just hilariously.

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Speaker 4: Actually, I could see Tom Brady being one of those

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Speaker 1: Against the Patriots. I did think that, like nobody takes

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Speaker 1: he is that guy. How did you read that?

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Speaker 3: Uh? Shay, I totally agree. I don't think he could

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Speaker 3: his wife get taken away by a Presilian jiu jitsuer.

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Speaker 3: She was too popular and pretty. He had to get

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Speaker 3: rid of her. He d some TikToker or some shit

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Speaker 1: Bad Larry your thoughts on? Tom Brady says, he's not

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Speaker 5: He has to be rooting for the Fatriss, no doubt

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Speaker 5: in my mind, although I do like Shay M. Dylan's

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Speaker 5: take on it. Can he be one of those scumbags

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Speaker 4: Or that's what if he was, if he was rooting

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Speaker 4: he said, I don't really have a dog in this. Also,

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Speaker 1: He's like a legend. He's real working backwards.

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Speaker 3: He wants us to hate him again.

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Speaker 5: All right, sure, not a problem for Yeah, I'll.

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Speaker 3: Do it, buddy, You got it. You got another hater

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Speaker 3: and me, motherfucker.

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Speaker 1: Well, apparently some of his former teammates aren't pleased with

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Speaker 4: Probably Braxton Barrios too.

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Speaker 1: Did he date his ex girlfriend? Well, that was the

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Speaker 1: picture with Tom Brady will on the yacht. Yes, with

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Speaker 1: Braxton Barrios his ex girlfriend what's her name, like, Alex

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Speaker 1: Cooper something, Alex Earl, Alex Earl. Yeah, but there is

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Speaker 2: Alex.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sh let me recap from last week. Let's see,

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Speaker 1: bad Larry had Patriots Patriots, Frank was under Seahawks, Rams

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Speaker 1: over and Rams getting two and a half against Seahawks.

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Speaker 3: Right, two and two.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's five hundred.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: No, that's not good.

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Speaker 1: You still lose on the big.

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Speaker 4: Juice, Larry.

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Speaker 5: We'll get it all.

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Speaker 1: Let's all talk at once, and then let's all not

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Speaker 1: talk it all at once. Uh Shay had Broncos plus

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Speaker 1: four and a half against the Patriots, and uh plus

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Speaker 1: two and a half against Sea Hawks. Hanks and Dylan

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Speaker 1: money line Broncos Seahawks minus two and a half. H

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Speaker 1: you had Ram, Seahawks under and Broncos defense anytime touchdown?

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Speaker 3: Correct?

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Speaker 1: Okay, So that's why you didn't do well. That is

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Speaker 1: why I didn't Okay, all right, part of the reason

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Speaker 1: that leads us to this week, Bad Larry. I'm going

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Speaker 1: to start with you, since you're the leader in the clubhouse.

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Speaker 3: All right.

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Speaker 5: I know Shane's not gonna like this right away, but

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Speaker 5: four units on Seattle minus to four and a half.

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Speaker 5: Then I want one unit. I don't know what Ray's

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Speaker 1: That's it.

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Speaker 5: Then I have race to thirty points. This is like

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Speaker 5: a it was ten thirty last night. One unit on

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 5: Then I want one unit on the team that scores

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Speaker 5: first wins the game.

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Speaker 1: Do we have odds on that ray?

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Speaker 6: I'm still looking for that one right now, but I'll

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's small. It's like minus one fifteen or minus

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Speaker 5: one twenty. It's not that big a deal. Then one

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Speaker 5: unit on over forty five coins for the and a half.

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Speaker 5: I still want the over, just because I usually i'm

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Speaker 5: an underbetter, but in a Super Bowl, I want to

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Speaker 5: be watching this game and having fun. You can't bet

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Speaker 5: the under and I want to add one to this.

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Speaker 5: I forgot last night. I want one unit on heads,

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Speaker 5: my bet heads every year on dang, that's they're my

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Speaker 5: bet stand.

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Speaker 1: Nobody gets heads like you do, Larry, old buddy, or

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Speaker 1: give me.

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Speaker 5: We wanted in the college the college national championship game,

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Speaker 5: we wanted the heads.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what that has to do with this.

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Speaker 1: And they call it a coin flip. Really it is a.

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Speaker 5: The And these motherfuckers charged me one fifteen on that.

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Speaker 4: My drafts had it at minus one o three each side,

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Speaker 4: which is pretty good money.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, my construction one to fifteen. I couldn't fifteen.

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Speaker 4: Juice on a fucking coins bullsh.

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Speaker 5: On a coin flip. I know it's unbelievable. Heads or

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Speaker 5: tails are both minus one fifteen?

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Speaker 1: All right, Dylan, ready to go?

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Speaker 3: Yep?

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Dan.

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Speaker 4: Originally I was going to take the Seahawks. Everyone I've

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Speaker 4: spoken to and now Larry.

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Speaker 3: Is all over the Seahawks.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to take the Patriots plus the four

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Speaker 1: and a half a lot of money on the Seahawks. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: over seventy percent of all the spread bets on seamy

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Speaker 1: suspicious amount.

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Speaker 4: You could say, I'm taking the under forty five and

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Speaker 4: a half. I'm gonna go yes to an octopus. That's

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Speaker 4: an obligatory bet. The anthem to go under okay, coin

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Speaker 4: flip is tails because tails never fails, Dan.

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Speaker 1: And the anthem is uh one twenty and a half

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Speaker 4: Yep, Okay, mash the under on that Gatorade color Dan purple,

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Speaker 4: my favorite color.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's plus.

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Speaker 4: Seven und Yeah, how did I know?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Lime green? Is that also another one?

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Speaker 4: Trayvon Henderson MVP. This one's a total crapshoot because they

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Speaker 4: may just not use them at all. But it's plus

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Speaker 4: seventy five hundred and I'm gonna sprinkle, just a little sprinkle.

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Speaker 1: Under two and.

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Speaker 4: A half players to pass, so under two and a half.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, Yeah, so that's minus two ten. I'm gonna

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Speaker 4: put two units on that. People were freaking out because

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Speaker 4: there's a picture of Cooper Cup throwing the ball in

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Speaker 4: practice the other day, so everyone's gonna be all over

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Speaker 4: the over two and a half on that. I think

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Speaker 4: they're dumb. Okay, and then aj Barner first touchdown plus

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Speaker 4: twelve hundred, gonna hit one of these tight end bets.

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Speaker 4: And this is my last chance.

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Speaker 1: What if somebody gets banged up and the backup quarterback

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Speaker 1: Shan Irving, who's fighting through the flu. It's an incredible

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Speaker 1: heroic performance. It's similar to when Kellen Winslow was carried

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Speaker 3: Very very soil, Thank you, thank you, Daddy.

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Speaker 1: Shay hold on, I I didn't know who was singing

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Speaker 1: the national anthem. Charlie pooth yees like, Okay, I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I think we spent we spent too much time on

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Speaker 1: We spent too much time on bad Bunnie.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: The usually the anthem singer is a bigger deal and

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Speaker 4: you barely heard anything about it.

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Speaker 1: Charlie. And he's from Jersey.

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Speaker 4: Who's singing the Turning Point US A halftime show national athem?

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Speaker 1: Do we know? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Who's singing the national anthem and the Turning Point concert?

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Speaker 3: Shay? Do you know? I haven't. I haven't gotten my

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Speaker 3: set list yet. I'll let you know.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Shay, go ahead, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: All right. The largest bet of the year is going

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Speaker 3: to be heads five years if we're allowed to Wow. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: who's gonna get going? Get going early, Danny, like first quarter,

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Speaker 3: first quarter under a little bit of nerves going around there,

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Speaker 3: national anthem under one hundred and twenty seconds, one hundred

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Speaker 3: twenty point five. Sorry, will there be an ice raid

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Speaker 3: at a bad but oney halftime show? Yes? Is minus

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Speaker 3: two fifty. I'm hitting that pretty hard. Which landmark will

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Speaker 3: be shown first? Golden Gate, Bridger, Alcatraz, Alcatraz plus three hundred, Danny,

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Speaker 3: that's me. I'd like that as well.

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Speaker 1: I got you plus five point fifty.

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Speaker 3: I'll take it. I'll take you.

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Speaker 1: I'm sick.

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Speaker 4: Quick question, though, you shouldn't be allowed to bet on

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Speaker 4: the ice.

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Speaker 1: Raid thing if you're going to be a part of it.

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Speaker 1: That's insider training.

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Speaker 3: Hey, it's called odds. Move me to your favor. They

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Speaker 3: don't do background checks anymore. I got hired last night.

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Speaker 3: I play you the month in DHS, God or Jesus

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Speaker 3: first shout out for the super MVP bias one thirty five.

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Speaker 3: I'll be hitting that as well, Danny, and I go

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Speaker 3: Amen and I do have seattle for the spread, but

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Speaker 3: it now makes me feel dumb with the seventy percent.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're used to being against the grain. You

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Speaker 1: don't have people, you don't follow the.

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Speaker 2: Norm public dogs.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I just I really don't want the Patriots to

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Speaker 3: win again. I don't think anybody does, right. We don't

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Speaker 3: want this ship to.

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Speaker 1: Happen, Tom Brady.

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Speaker 3: They have Donald and his bowl are a good story.

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Speaker 1: His mole.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that that piece of that piece of coffee he's

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Speaker 3: got on his face by his chin. Splash of coffee

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Speaker 3: guy gave him.

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Speaker 1: Was it God or Jesus?

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Speaker 3: It was God? God makes him. Jesus talk to him.

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Speaker 3: You're an idiot. You don't know. That's where I going

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Speaker 3: to help?

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Speaker 1: Uh anything else that?

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Speaker 3: Uh? Yeah, Now, Dan, I got a bunch of more

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Speaker 3: abby seeds through ray throughout the day. You know I'm

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Speaker 3: under the weather here.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I know you are. I can't imagine the love

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Speaker 1: that your wife is showing for your support.

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Speaker 3: She's great a lot of things, but nursing ain't one.

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Speaker 3: Nursing ain't top twenty. Hey, fucking top fifty. It's deadly

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Speaker 3: in here, Danny.

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Speaker 4: If you had typhoid, you'd be dead within the day.

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Speaker 3: She might have poisoned me. I don't even know how

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Speaker 3: I got sick. But none of this makes any sense.

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Speaker 4: Has she been making like your coffee and like she

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Speaker 4: like here this have another ginger ale.

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Speaker 3: No, I wake up to like cups of rawmen and

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Speaker 3: she's like, eat dish, you'll be better. And then I

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Speaker 3: just go to sleep for a day and a half

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Speaker 3: and I shake and I convulse and then she's like,

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Speaker 3: what's wrong with you? Like, what the fuck did you

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Speaker 3: do to me?

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Speaker 5: En?

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Speaker 1: Anybody have anything else to say? As we wrap up,

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Speaker 1: Dan Patrick takes a gamble. Probably take a little bit

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Speaker 1: of time before we get to March madness. Maybe take

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Speaker 1: a break and a man. Maybe a little longer than that.

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Speaker 3: No way, let's Gorilla Dandy's office. He can't stop us.

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Speaker 1: Come on, Dell, all right, I'm wait then, who who

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Speaker 1: do you? Who do you like in this game? It's

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Speaker 1: this is just a question, none of none of my business.

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Speaker 1: I don't root for anybody like Tom Brady like gun

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Speaker 1: to your head, gun to my head, shoot me a

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Speaker 1: yeah that's your pick. Yeah yeah, it doesn't matter, It

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Speaker 1: doesn't matter, nothing matters. Okay, settles Seattle is going to

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Speaker 1: be up by double digits in this game at some point.

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Speaker 1: And then I don't know. I'm just all I can

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Speaker 1: do is tell you what comes to me sometimes in

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Speaker 1: a dream. Uh, you're dreaming about Sam Darnold. I didn't

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Speaker 1: even it didn't even dawn on me because.

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Speaker 4: You're not an our word like Shay.

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Speaker 3: I'm not mean.

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Speaker 1: Spirited like is really mean. I guess Shaye and Irving

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Speaker 1: pod cast is taking the week off too.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm gonna push you. I'll put something weird out tonight.

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Speaker 3: It will be really messed up.

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Speaker 1: Wow, do you want me to call in?

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Speaker 3: Call it please? Please? Or boots on the.

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Speaker 1: Ground, boots on the ground.

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Speaker 4: And then oh yeah, this awful hell hole called San Francisco.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure they were lying to you.

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Speaker 3: It's much worse.

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Speaker 1: No, it's so much better. You guys are idiots. They

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Speaker 1: did a great jump it. Uh it's it Uh very nice. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they got a bad set up here, yeah they well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: the giants helped us out. This set is beautiful here,

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Speaker 1: all right. So, Shane Irving, wherever you get your podcast?

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Speaker 1: Uh bad Larry who is patrolling the Jersey shores looking

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Speaker 1: for ruskies.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm on my way to I'm on my way

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Speaker 5: to raise for lunch, my first lunch break. You got

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Speaker 5: wear a little late, a little late to you guys

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Speaker 5: calling today.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know I had some you know requirements here

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Speaker 1: that no post show. Yeah yeah, uh Larry. Dan also

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Speaker 1: has a job.

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, Shay feel better, Ray, Dylan, Everyone have fun.

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Speaker 5: Dan will chat later, Okay.

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Speaker 1: Larry, all right, that's bad, Larry Seattle like ten All right,

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Speaker 1: bad Larry.

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Speaker 5: Okay, seventeen final goodbye guys.

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Speaker 1: All right, Larry, I'm I'm patrolling the shores of mccubby

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Speaker 1: cove here. Yeah. And if you've seen anything yet, not yet,

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Speaker 1: but I keep looking looking, yes, Marvin, Larry said by

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Speaker 1: he got ship to do. He's going to going to lunch.

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Speaker 1: He's going to have lunch. Yeah, it's the only thing

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Speaker 1: he raised.

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Speaker 3: It's a little dark over here.

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Speaker 4: I get having a place you like, but going there

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Speaker 4: every single day without.

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Speaker 3: Facing Larry assassinated just so easy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Larry is who would assassinate Larry himself? Now?

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Speaker 3: A third grader? Could? I mean, it would be the

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Speaker 3: easiest job of the fucking country.

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Speaker 1: Yes. Ray.

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Speaker 6: You know what's funny is Larry just predicted twenty seven

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Speaker 6: to seventeen forty f He picked the over at forty

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Speaker 6: five and a half. Yeah, it just predicted the score

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Speaker 6: wrong and he has the over that's called the perfect hedge.

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Speaker 1: So for Shan Irving and Bad Larry Dylan, Marvin who

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Speaker 1: has to listen to this, and Big Day Ray who

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Speaker 1: produced it, it's our pleasure serving you have fun on

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Speaker 1: Super Bowl Sunday, and we'll talk to you sometime somewhere, somehow, someday.

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Speaker 1: Dan Patrick takes a gamble