Speaker 1: Hello, gorgeous. It's Lala Kent. Welcome to untraditionally.
Speaker 2: Lala, Hello, gorgeous, welcome back. I'm so excited to be here.
Speaker 2: You guys think I don't listen, but I do. And
Speaker 2: what my people want, my people, matt people.
Speaker 1: Get, and the people want the ginge. Well they wanted
Speaker 1: the TT. They want the TT and the GG. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they asked and I delivered. You did. Welcome. How you
Speaker 1: feeling My voice is so hoarse, it's because you didn't
Speaker 1: sleep here. I didn't sleep at all last night.
Speaker 2: And as oh wann say, you sound like a man,
Speaker 2: I feel like and I think you sound sexy. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: so over the break you guys during the holiday.
Speaker 1: My mom is not what one would.
Speaker 2: Call a healthy person, okay, like doesn't lift a finger,
Speaker 2: doesn't like, she doesn't work out because.
Speaker 1: She gets nauseated.
Speaker 2: And I tell her, well, yes, because when your body
Speaker 2: does something that it hasn't done in sixty five years,
Speaker 2: you feel nauseous.
Speaker 1: My movement. No, but I always felt nauseous even in
Speaker 1: my twenties and thirties.
Speaker 2: Because you never do it. You can't just like pick
Speaker 2: up a wait one time and go. I don't like it.
Speaker 1: I'm not anything it is but my breathing. I don't
Speaker 1: think I was breathing because when I went to pilates
Speaker 1: with you and we had to do a little bit
Speaker 1: strenuous activity, all of a sudden I got really light headed,
Speaker 1: and you mentioned maybe I wasn't breathing, and then I
Speaker 1: started breathing, and then I felt better.
Speaker 2: I fucking love you. You're a real nut. Keep in mind,
Speaker 2: pilates is on your back. Okay, that's why I feel lightheaded.
Speaker 2: Reformer on your back, laying the fuck down.
Speaker 1: Anyway. Oh you're so good. I love you so much
Speaker 1: it kills me. I think that's why I get lightheaded,
Speaker 1: like when I'm walking up incline, because the other day
Speaker 1: we went to Love and I had eaten, I had
Speaker 1: my iced tea, and I started stealing a little lightheaded,
Speaker 1: and I thought, oh, maybe I'm not breathing. So I breathed. Okay,
Speaker 1: breaths good. That's really good. That's so good.
Speaker 2: I'm happy about that because that's the difference between dead
Speaker 2: and a lives. I know, you know, but who forgets
Speaker 2: to breathe. There's a lot of things you do that
Speaker 2: I say, wow, I know, you know what else?
Speaker 1: I have to work on what When I'm walking most
Speaker 1: people like swing their arms. I walk like and I
Speaker 1: have to concentrate to swing my arms.
Speaker 2: And then she becomes the woman from on Seinfeld where she's.
Speaker 1: Like, is am I moving my arms good enough now?
Speaker 1: And she like knocks all the shit off of Elaine's dust.
Speaker 2: I feel that way, well, yes, and it is funny
Speaker 2: and tt and I like tease you about it. But
Speaker 2: my mom had like a meltdown in Palm Springs. She
Speaker 2: was still upset about the way she was feeling. And
Speaker 2: my mom and Easton had like the sweetest, most beautiful moment.
Speaker 2: My mom was saying that she didn't like talking to
Speaker 2: us about her health and Easton has PTSD. When it
Speaker 2: comes to my dad not talking to us about his health,
Speaker 2: cut to Easton wakes up, you know on April twenty first, Yes,
Speaker 2: and my dad is you know gone.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So Easton cried to my mom and.
Speaker 2: Was like, you have to tell us how you're feeling
Speaker 2: at all times, you know, we have to be able
Speaker 2: to know what to do. And so I called doctor Rothbard,
Speaker 2: who I love in a door.
Speaker 1: He delivered both of my babies.
Speaker 2: Keep in mind, you guys, my mother has not had
Speaker 2: a mammogram.
Speaker 1: Or been checked out by a guy. No, that's not true. Okay,
Speaker 1: defend defend yourself. I did the mammogram here and before
Speaker 1: I got onto you, you had not been checked. You're right,
Speaker 1: you're right, you're right in.
Speaker 2: Probably ten years and I said this is unaccessiable.
Speaker 1: You need to go in and get your boobies checked.
Speaker 1: You did that.
Speaker 2: Next, I'm like, you haven't been to the guynecologist. Get
Speaker 2: in there, like, these are things that are important, right.
Speaker 1: Go.
Speaker 2: So my mom has this idea of like I look
Speaker 2: at all these people and I see them like moving,
Speaker 2: and I feel like my body has failed me. I
Speaker 2: have to remind her. I have to remind her the
Speaker 2: people that are moving around they have doctors.
Speaker 1: People used to.
Speaker 2: Drop dead at like thirty five forty years old. We
Speaker 2: now have modern day medicine.
Speaker 1: I's such a wait to get into the doctor. Who
Speaker 1: pointed that out to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I said, there's a reason why you call a
Speaker 2: doctor and they're like, I can see you in six months.
Speaker 2: Because people are prioritizing their health. So I think it
Speaker 2: was great that you vented about your health.
Speaker 1: The roomatologists today.
Speaker 2: You did, and we got a great uh, they took
Speaker 2: your blood.
Speaker 1: We're going to see what happens.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I'm so grateful you're prioritizing your health.
Speaker 1: Me too, Okay, me too.
Speaker 2: That's what's happening in twenty twenty six. I also want
Speaker 2: to talk about because Bethany Frankel and this was, like
Speaker 2: I want to say, maybe a week week and a
Speaker 2: half ago, posted a reel about a bacterial infection that
Speaker 2: she got. You guys, OMG, I have to tell you,
Speaker 2: guys a story. So I wake up one morning and
Speaker 2: I look at my body and there's like what looks
Speaker 2: to be little bites and it's It starts on my
Speaker 2: chest and on my back. I text doctor Diamond and
Speaker 2: I'm like, I need a prescription.
Speaker 1: I'm like having PTSD. I love PTSD. That's what I've
Speaker 1: said it twice already. We're all just struggling. No, don't
Speaker 1: take me back.
Speaker 2: I was like, I need a prescription. I am breaking out.
Speaker 2: It's on my chest, it's on my back. Throughout the day,
Speaker 2: it starts spreading all yeah you know mom oh it
Speaker 2: was gnarly, yeah, all over my body. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: this is freaking weird. I thought that maybe I brought
Speaker 2: like a sand mite home from uh Hawaii and.
Speaker 1: Cut to like the next day. They keep spreading and
Speaker 1: they're becoming bigger and weird. This happened and itchy.
Speaker 2: This happened, I want to say on a Saturdays when
Speaker 2: it started. By Monday, you guys, I was broken out
Speaker 2: neck to ankle in full blown discussing.
Speaker 1: I'm going to call it what it is. Boils. They
Speaker 1: were fucking boils. Yeah, disgusting.
Speaker 2: When I look down at some of them, they were
Speaker 2: getting so massive trigger warning that they were like oozing.
Speaker 2: I was like, I am patient zero, what is going on?
Speaker 2: I go to the emergency room. The woman comes in
Speaker 2: a hazmat suit. No one will enter the room unless
Speaker 2: they're fully covered.
Speaker 1: Yep, they like lance, some of them. Is that what
Speaker 1: it's called? To get this stuff out of them to
Speaker 1: send off to a lab.
Speaker 2: It comes back as there's no bacterial infection. Originally people
Speaker 2: were like, it's either chicken pox, monkey pox, staff infection.
Speaker 2: You know, you talk to your friends and they come
Speaker 2: up with a plethora of all the things that are
Speaker 2: wrong with you.
Speaker 1: It came back as everything was negative.
Speaker 2: They said, we recommend you go to your dermatologists, like
Speaker 2: as quickly as you can, because they specialize in skin, like,
Speaker 2: we're just here to make sure you're not going to die.
Speaker 1: You're not going to die. I thought I was going
Speaker 1: to die. They biopsy one, They take like the juiciest
Speaker 1: guy on the back of my arm. It was disgusting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like a plug like they.
Speaker 2: Stamped it and pulled that little motherfucker ride out of
Speaker 2: my arm, stitched it up, send it off. I get
Speaker 2: the results back from the biopsy. They put me on
Speaker 2: a steroid, two steroid creams, an antibiotic, and a steroid oral.
Speaker 2: I was worried about scarring. Durham told me, don't worry
Speaker 2: about scarring, Like, you're fine. Biopviously comes back and it's
Speaker 2: most consistent with what looked like a rare reaction to
Speaker 2: a bug bite. Yeah, so mine was not bacterial like
Speaker 2: Bethany frankles, but apparently this is.
Speaker 1: Like a lot. And then you had a friend that also, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not a friend full vacation and got the same thing,
Speaker 1: the same exact thing. I don't know what is going on.
Speaker 2: Bethany's she said, was bacterial. Me and my friend's wife,
Speaker 2: we both got bug bites apparently, But I'm telling you,
Speaker 2: I was scarred. Like I complain all the time about
Speaker 2: the little tiny veins in my legs that I got
Speaker 2: after my second baby.
Speaker 1: It's from carrying excessive weight. Don't love that.
Speaker 2: I was like, what I would give to just have
Speaker 2: the little baby veins to be worried about.
Speaker 1: Like now I look like I'm carrying something not good,
Speaker 1: But it's going away. It's gone. And like I told you,
Speaker 1: thank god it didn't spread to your face. Say god,
Speaker 1: you know there's always a silver lining bug bite and all.
Speaker 2: Well, And I kept telling people, I'm like, yes, it's
Speaker 2: great that I'm not gonna die, got it, But like
Speaker 2: the vanity portion of it, I was like, oh my.
Speaker 1: God, speaking a vanity portion. Oh yeah, you got some
Speaker 1: big stuff coming up. I've got some boobs stuff coming up, guys.
Speaker 1: I'm getting new boobs.
Speaker 2: Yes, I got them done in twenty twenty two, and
Speaker 2: I got them done by amazing doctors.
Speaker 1: I loved them.
Speaker 2: My second baby Sosa like wreaked havoc on my body,
Speaker 2: Like between my stomach that's a little lucy goosey depending
Speaker 2: on the way I move. Again, Thankful for the bounce
Speaker 2: back and the baby. She's beautiful and you know, my
Speaker 2: body created life.
Speaker 1: Love that part.
Speaker 2: But my boobs, my right one is like concaved on
Speaker 2: one side and is working its way up to the
Speaker 2: collar bone. Your new boob job is a medical necessity.
Speaker 1: Yeah it is.
Speaker 2: And if you guys, what am I talking about? Of
Speaker 2: course you guys listen to the podcast regularly. When I
Speaker 2: had Terry debro on, I had Heather on and Terry
Speaker 2: popped in and we talked about how it's capsular contracture,
Speaker 2: which means your body starts to fight off the implant.
Speaker 2: And I know you guys, most of you are gonna
Speaker 2: be like, then you shouldn't have implants. I'm sorry, I
Speaker 2: refuse to have my nipples down to my belly button. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm not about to look like Ezma from Freaking the
Speaker 2: Emperor's New Groove. You're tripping, Okay, it's not happening. But
Speaker 2: in the fucking implants, I don't care if my body rejects.
Speaker 1: I have new implants too, exactly.
Speaker 2: So I'm going to a doctor that specializes in this condition.
Speaker 1: And she is a plastic surgeon.
Speaker 2: A lot of her patients, though, have had double mass
Speaker 2: ectomies and our breast.
Speaker 1: Cancer survived, she's world redown, she's world renowned. And I
Speaker 1: feel like it's more like you said, like restructuring it.
Speaker 2: Well, the bottom line is, like they said, you have
Speaker 2: to have that scar tissue cleaned down, Like they're they're
Speaker 2: putting a solution in to like clean it out. I
Speaker 2: have a hammock in one of them that needs replacing,
Speaker 2: which is on my left. But they're basically doing reconstructive
Speaker 2: surgery and I'm going to go in and they're going
Speaker 2: to use technology to show like what size would look best.
Speaker 2: But ultimately, like this is something that I have to
Speaker 2: get done right. The longer I keep these implants in
Speaker 2: the right one is going to continue to build scar tissue.
Speaker 1: It's going to continue to push.
Speaker 2: Towards the center of my chest and up towards my collarbone.
Speaker 2: So again for vanity purposes, I'm very excited because my
Speaker 2: boobs are not something. Again, they fed two babies. I'm
Speaker 2: very happy about that, but I just don't feel confident
Speaker 2: with them. And the other side is, you know, the
Speaker 2: health concern.
Speaker 3: So I'm excited to have my new boots, as you
Speaker 3: should be at least is getting a new hip, Yes,
Speaker 3: getting hip surgery because it's rotted.
Speaker 1: We're about to be brand new. I'm ready. Oh you
Speaker 1: know what we should talk about how great our massages were.
Speaker 2: Oh you. I don't know about you, guys, but I
Speaker 2: have the worst like tech nek. I walk her around
Speaker 2: like this, and my shoulders are pretty much up to
Speaker 2: my ears.
Speaker 1: Mine too, Yeah, mine too. And I couldn't move my
Speaker 1: right arm and my hand didn't work since my massage.
Speaker 1: Game changer. Game changer. She's breathing, she can move her arms.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: The masseuse taught me how to breathe to again she did? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what she did? Have you hold your stomach. She had
Speaker 1: recount to eight and exhale and then push on my
Speaker 1: abdomen to release all of the my breaths. That's great
Speaker 1: while doing exercises. You should do that every night. Oh,
Speaker 1: I do breath exercise it I do good.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I wanted to talk about getting Ocean into preschool and
Speaker 2: what a freaking nightmare you and I were. We weren't
Speaker 2: a nightmare, but we just sobbed you guys at our meeting.
Speaker 2: So getting your child into preschool out here is like
Speaker 2: getting them into Harvard Law School. It's like the craziest
Speaker 2: experience I've ever heard.
Speaker 1: My thing is they're interviewing you to see if they're
Speaker 1: going to pick you. I love where this is going.
Speaker 1: Let's get her into school, let's get her into it.
Speaker 2: I don't love where this is going at all.
Speaker 1: I will say the rest.
Speaker 2: Once we're in, just say whatever you want, but for now,
Speaker 2: shut the fuck up. Anyway, Lisa and I they're like,
Speaker 2: tell us about ocean, and the two of us will
Speaker 2: at each other and just sob She's masaal drama BT,
Speaker 2: Like these people think we're insane. They're no one's gonna
Speaker 2: have us come. They're gonna be like, don't have them
Speaker 2: in the school. Because they appear and you ask them
Speaker 2: one question about ocean, they just start sobbing.
Speaker 1: No, that's love, it is. I think it's kind of
Speaker 1: a little unhinged. I think it's love, Like we love
Speaker 1: her so much.
Speaker 2: What's that emotional? Yeah, we're very emotional about ocean. But
Speaker 2: it is wild that she's now going to be in school.
Speaker 2: Like I have a five year old and when she
Speaker 2: talks to me, like my mom and I are good cop,
Speaker 2: bad cop. Yes, there are many times I have to
Speaker 2: play both, but like you're a good cop at all, times. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and you get through to her because she and I
Speaker 2: can go toes at times where we're both.
Speaker 1: That I get stern when I need to be stern,
Speaker 1: like to get her to brush her teeth and get
Speaker 1: her jammies on. Like I take on a little bit
Speaker 1: of that role. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: I'm not saying that you take her to like have
Speaker 2: candy and dinn.
Speaker 1: No, I know, but I'm just saying I feel like
Speaker 1: I've taken on a little bit of that too.
Speaker 2: You have, but you go in and you say, if
Speaker 2: you don't brush your teeth, I'm gonna have to tell
Speaker 2: your mom. That's a good cap, bad cop mom. That's
Speaker 2: what that means.
Speaker 1: No, that's called good cop, bad cop. What are you
Speaker 1: talking about? Okay, what are you saying? You've taken on
Speaker 1: that role? Yes, you're you're the co parent, right, but
Speaker 1: I'm usually really sweet and I've taken on more of
Speaker 1: us stern approach. Sometimes.
Speaker 2: Yes, you guys, she says, brush your teeth, it's very stern.
Speaker 1: Are you talking about?
Speaker 2: All I'm saying is I like the fact that, like
Speaker 2: when ocean is not because she and I are like
Speaker 2: this at times, Yes, that I can punt.
Speaker 1: Her to you. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 2: And she's getting to that age where I feel like
Speaker 2: she's she has this voice. I mean, last night was
Speaker 2: a fucking nightmare and you know it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do know. And I had to.
Speaker 2: Pun her to my mom because I was ready to
Speaker 2: go season four vander Pump Rules on her ass.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, no, but she would have. You
Speaker 1: would have met your match last night with her. I
Speaker 1: had met it. I met it, yeah, and I did
Speaker 1: not like it at all.
Speaker 2: No, So I'm trying to figure out this way because
Speaker 2: she hasn't acted that way in so long.
Speaker 1: I think she was overly tired. She gets overly tired.
Speaker 2: She gets that way, I know, and thank god, because
Speaker 2: I felt so guilty after I checked her, and you
Speaker 2: guys know what I mean by checked her, it was like,
Speaker 2: if you freaking talk to me like that one more time,
Speaker 2: take it everything.
Speaker 1: Your playroom is going to be empty. Stroller, she lost
Speaker 1: her roomy costumes and she lost.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when you throw a stroller down my freshly carpeted stairs.
Speaker 1: She no longer get. She just pushed it. Are you
Speaker 1: defending her? I'm not defending, but she didn't throw it
Speaker 1: down the stairs. She pushed it. To see what it
Speaker 1: would do. Oh, that's curiosity killed the cat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I was not happy about it. And then
Speaker 2: she was lippy, so she lost all of her roomy costumes.
Speaker 2: And then she continue to tell me that when she
Speaker 2: gots the hot sauce in her mouth, she's gonna burn
Speaker 2: me up. I was just like enough already, that room
Speaker 2: is gonna be cleared out. You're not gonna have one
Speaker 2: toy in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So then I feel guilty, so I put her in
Speaker 2: my bed because we clarify, we.
Speaker 1: Don't really do the hot sauce. It's a just a
Speaker 1: tactic to try and get her to do things.
Speaker 2: You go obviously, well, I know, but no, everything I
Speaker 2: do is a bluff. That's why she doesn't listen to me,
Speaker 2: because I'm a constant threat and no fault.
Speaker 1: But once you mentioned the bars that they were going
Speaker 1: bye bye, if she said one more word.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she lost the iPad too, That was right.
Speaker 2: That was the other thing that I took. No, I've
Speaker 2: never like putts out people.
Speaker 1: Not everyone knows, but everyone knows I would never actually
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 2: But like she knew, I would never do that, which
Speaker 2: is why the rebuttal was put hot saus in my mouth.
Speaker 1: Becase I'm gonna burn your ass up. She didn't say asked,
Speaker 1: but I was like, just going to come out. I
Speaker 1: put her in my bed. You guys that moe? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she did.
Speaker 2: So then I broke her little imagination by telling her
Speaker 2: dragons aren't even real.
Speaker 1: You know what, My kids were so easy, you really were.
Speaker 1: I think maybe you blocked it out disassociate. Maybe I
Speaker 1: don't know, but I know, but I feel like Ocean's easy.
Speaker 1: She just gets slippy.
Speaker 2: But I I know for a fact I was like
Speaker 2: that as a kid.
Speaker 1: Well, I had a teenager. Do you remember with your
Speaker 1: your ewet iPhone in the pool? Yeah, when you threw
Speaker 1: my eye. Well, she had wrapped her. It was new too,
Speaker 1: wasn't it.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, and this is back when the iPhone had
Speaker 2: just come out, and you had to give the like
Speaker 2: or AT and T to get the iPhone, so any
Speaker 2: other network that you were with you had to go and.
Speaker 1: Have it like unlocked. So we'd gone to do and
Speaker 1: then you put on the side of the pool and
Speaker 1: you put your towel over it. Well, I went to
Speaker 1: sit down and I wanted to shake the towel out,
Speaker 1: and it flipped into the pool and then the guy
Speaker 1: that you were dating at that time called it. Oh
Speaker 1: I remember him.
Speaker 2: He goes, oh lah, and I went instead of an iPhone, and.
Speaker 1: I was so furious at my mom.
Speaker 2: I think I hugged the phone at the dashboard on
Speaker 2: the way home, and she was.
Speaker 1: Like pulled the car over and was going to make
Speaker 1: her get out. I really wasn't on the freeway. I'm fifteen.
Speaker 1: It's no joke, but at fifteen, no joke. Anyway, we
Speaker 1: drove home and I treated her like a child and
Speaker 1: told her boyfriend he had to go home because she
Speaker 1: was grounded. Well, we were children. We were seventeen and
Speaker 1: fucking like jack rabbits. So best time of my life.
Speaker 2: So anyway, anyway, now that's an eye I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1: Anyway movie right along, And anytime Lala would lose her
Speaker 1: like lose her cool or get upset, so daily do
Speaker 1: you go like this? He knew how to handle me.
Speaker 1: That's for sure.
Speaker 2: Still the most how sad at thirty five, I'm like,
Speaker 2: when I was seventeen, I had a very productive relationship,
Speaker 2: very healthy and mature. Thirty five I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I've lost all sense of self and what I deserve truly,
Speaker 2: you guys, I had a moment the other day with you, mom. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I was actually disappointed in myself when this happened,
Speaker 2: because for however many years I've sworn off men.
Speaker 1: We all know that, and I've had it.
Speaker 2: No, you've also sworn off men, but granted your husband died.
Speaker 1: Well, when you have the best, you kind, it's easy
Speaker 1: to kind of swear off the rest. You're like doctor
Speaker 1: SEUs of love.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: You're right in the car.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, And when you've had the worst, you tend
Speaker 2: to run away from men in general.
Speaker 1: So I had the best, you had the worst.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, we need a happy meal medium for the love
Speaker 1: of God, give me the gray.
Speaker 2: But I had this moment of like, I'm going to
Speaker 2: open myself up to love again. I've talked to you
Speaker 2: guys about it, just like venturing into twenty twenty six,
Speaker 2: Like I don't want to be guarded.
Speaker 1: I want to know that like.
Speaker 2: I can still have the life I want and also
Speaker 2: welcome like a really good guy.
Speaker 1: And I was watching a clip.
Speaker 2: From An Unlikely Affair, the new podcast that I have
Speaker 2: with Amber, and it was I think me talking about
Speaker 2: how I had like, and I told you this in
Speaker 2: your response when I told you about this clip, because
Speaker 2: you and I talked about it, you go, oh my,
Speaker 2: you like read for your coffee. Anyway, I told I
Speaker 2: was I'm telling you guys a conversation I had with
Speaker 2: my mom. So I looked at this this clip and
Speaker 2: then I knew that it was picked up as an
Speaker 2: article where they, you know, think of that I had
Speaker 2: masturbated to Amber when I was pregnant right with Ocean,
Speaker 2: And I had this moment of like, I don't I'm
Speaker 2: finally open to finding somebody, and like, who would ever
Speaker 2: want to like date me? Like if this is like
Speaker 2: what they're seeing and you know who's mom or family
Speaker 2: would ever be like, yeah, dater. She seems like a
Speaker 2: great girl, Like if Easton told me, like.
Speaker 1: I really like this girl, and I googled her.
Speaker 2: And I saw all of the things that were written
Speaker 2: about me, but they were written about her.
Speaker 1: I would say, you're not bringing this woman home. She's insane.
Speaker 2: And I literally had a moment of being like, Okay,
Speaker 2: well I need to like I need to be more filtered,
Speaker 2: I need to do this.
Speaker 1: And I checked myself so quickly.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you are thinking about making a massive change,
Speaker 2: which let's call it what it is. The way that
Speaker 2: I am and have been is I'm not an actress.
Speaker 2: No one's giving me a script like who I am
Speaker 2: has quite literally built the life that I have that
Speaker 2: I'm very proud of, right, and I am willing to
Speaker 2: toss that and make all of these changes.
Speaker 1: You're trying to make concessions and it's like why well,
Speaker 1: and you said that to me.
Speaker 2: You were like, Lauren, if a guy comes into your
Speaker 2: life and let's just say he reads that you masturbated
Speaker 2: to cure ex's ex wife, I was like, as it's coming.
Speaker 1: Out of your mouth, I'm like, yeah, I'm fucking nuts.
Speaker 1: I'm fucking second.
Speaker 2: Insane, Like if you have to find someone who's gonna
Speaker 2: let you be who you are?
Speaker 1: But totally, but that.
Speaker 2: Was like kind of a tough pill to swallow, to
Speaker 2: be like, I may not find someone because I think
Speaker 2: I'm too off my rocker.
Speaker 1: No, you're not. Really, No, You're gonna find that special
Speaker 1: someone who loves the fact that you masturbate to their exes. Well,
Speaker 1: some guys are into that, so there you go. Really, yeah,
Speaker 1: I love your mom. No, but I'm like, what is this.
Speaker 1: Why would I ever think that way?
Speaker 2: Why would I ever think about making I'm like, okay,
Speaker 2: now we've gone too far. I'm like, we've opened ourselves
Speaker 2: up to love, and now we're thinking about like I'm
Speaker 2: going to change who I am for a man who
Speaker 2: doesn't exist yet, but for the potential love interest that
Speaker 2: comes into my life.
Speaker 1: I'm sweating thinking about it right now. Well, it's absurd
Speaker 1: googling me and seeing that. So they say it lucky them.
Speaker 1: You're right, lucky them. She's a bag of fun. I
Speaker 1: hope your mom likes me. And you've gone through all
Speaker 1: these valleys and hills and you're a changed person on
Speaker 1: your own from not drinking anymore. Like you've made so
Speaker 1: many concessions on your terms, and that's how it should be,
Speaker 1: is on your terms. Do you think that people will
Speaker 1: be able to look.
Speaker 2: Past like because I still have a pretty outrageous mouth.
Speaker 2: I think a lot of times it's for like shock
Speaker 2: value and things like that.
Speaker 1: I think you can be spicy, but I think I
Speaker 1: can be spicy. It's okay, it's okay, yeah you, but
Speaker 1: I have you. And if they're if they leave, then
Speaker 1: it's their loss. Goodbye.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I love that you just said that.
Speaker 2: My mom always says it's your loss. And there was
Speaker 2: a day that Ocean told me some girls were being
Speaker 2: mean to her, and I go, they don't want to
Speaker 2: play with you.
Speaker 1: You tell them it is your loss. She comes home,
Speaker 1: she goes.
Speaker 2: I told so and so to get lost today. I go, Ocean,
Speaker 2: that is so rude, and she goes, you.
Speaker 1: Told me to say it. Mom, you told me to
Speaker 1: say that to them.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, she thought I told them to
Speaker 2: get lost, and I told her that it's their loss.
Speaker 1: But it's fine. I'm like you here a savage. Yeah,
Speaker 1: good for you.
Speaker 2: And I think there are times though that I forget
Speaker 2: that where it's like I will be so convicted when
Speaker 2: it comes to if you don't like me exactly like
Speaker 2: this is, then like be gone. But then there are
Speaker 2: moments where all look in the mirror and think about
Speaker 2: all the things that I need to change, whether it's
Speaker 2: internally on the outside, and I have these moments of weakness.
Speaker 2: And I don't know where that comes from, but I'm
Speaker 2: telling you that moment thinking listing all the ways I
Speaker 2: need to change in order for someone to come into
Speaker 2: my life. I understand, but I'm trying to and I
Speaker 2: know how you feel like it's asinine and it's their loss.
Speaker 2: But I think you have a very specific way of
Speaker 2: looking at life and you're very much.
Speaker 1: Cut and dry. I am cutting dry.
Speaker 2: Like when people are like her mom's the best, but
Speaker 2: lawless do this, I'm like, my mom is fucking cutthroat,
Speaker 2: like she will be done with you and not think
Speaker 2: a thing about it.
Speaker 1: It doesn't to talk, not at all.
Speaker 2: So when I have these conversations, she looks at me
Speaker 2: like I'm crazy, and I'm like, okay, I need you
Speaker 2: to go believe.
Speaker 1: But I had friendships that are thirty forty fifty years
Speaker 1: in the making that I still hang on to. What
Speaker 1: are you talking about? Like I'm saying that when I
Speaker 1: clean out my closet of friends, I have a lot
Speaker 1: of friends that I've still had forever. But I've also
Speaker 1: cleaned out my closet. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you have friends
Speaker 1: that you have had for that long. Yeah, Like Jamie
Speaker 1: is how since the seventh grade? Okay, so what fifty years?
Speaker 1: Sixty five? Sixty five? Baby, Yeah, you better work, bitch.
Speaker 2: But then you have another friend where it was like
Speaker 2: we've known each other since the seventh grade, and I
Speaker 2: think I'm done here. Yeah, don't come for the paper,
Speaker 2: you know, no, no, no, A very hard to get here.
Speaker 2: Don't come for my family, and don't come for how
Speaker 2: I provide for my family. Or we're like fucking done here.
Speaker 2: You do wish that I would stop saying the F
Speaker 2: word a lot. I say the F word so much
Speaker 2: it feels so good. Oh.
Speaker 1: Also big news, This is huge news, you guys.
Speaker 2: I'm going to admit Hi, I'm La La and I'm
Speaker 2: a vapor and I have to give it up for
Speaker 2: my boob job.
Speaker 1: They called me and they were tell me and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, yeah, I vape. Nasty nasty habit that is.
Speaker 2: And they were like, no, like in all seriousness, you
Speaker 2: have to quit a month before your surgery.
Speaker 1: Or you can't have it. They said, yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 2: They were like, it affects so many different things with
Speaker 2: the nicotine, and also you cannot pick it up after
Speaker 2: because it will really really.
Speaker 1: In fact your healing process.
Speaker 2: So I ordered a bag of Jelly Bellies popcorn flavor
Speaker 2: because that's my favorite and that's what I will be
Speaker 2: popping instead of vaping.
Speaker 1: So they were on the counter last night in ocean song,
Speaker 1: and she goes, what are these? And I go, it's
Speaker 1: your mom's medicine. And she goes, because it's kind of
Speaker 1: your medicine for getting off the babe. Yeah, you're not
Speaker 1: telling her that. She goes, if this is candy, Gigi,
Speaker 1: I know it's candy. Did she want one? Of course
Speaker 1: she wanted one. I told her they're popcorn flavor. It's
Speaker 1: her least favorite flavor. She tried what she loves, popcorn,
Speaker 1: animal popcorn.
Speaker 2: She doesn't like this artificial jelly belly popcorn flavor.
Speaker 1: No. I gave it to her and she was repulsed
Speaker 1: by it, and I was like, oh, this is excellent. Great.
Speaker 2: I know when I told her that the jelly bellies
Speaker 2: I got were popcorn flavor, she wanted no part.
Speaker 1: I got popcorn flavored rice cakes because I thought she'd
Speaker 1: like them. Oh delicious? Did she like? I don't know,
Speaker 1: but I ate them. They were delicious. Learn to so.
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, now we're talking. We're in freaking business. I
Speaker 1: loved having you on the pod today. Mom.
Speaker 2: I'm really glad the doctor's appointment has steered you into
Speaker 2: making healthier choices better jam Okay, I love you so
Speaker 2: much it kills me. You guys, if you have questions
Speaker 2: for the gig, I definitely want to have her back on.
Speaker 2: If you have them for the G T T, please
Speaker 2: write them in. I've seen your guys' comments. I loved
Speaker 2: having guests, by the way, but there is nothing like
Speaker 2: uh my family as guests. I think that you're very
Speaker 2: interesting to talk to. Look at her, she keeps staring
Speaker 2: at her cookie, like, wrap it up, grab it up.
Speaker 2: But I want this in my mouth, wrap it up,
Speaker 2: so I'm gonna wrap it up.
Speaker 1: I love you, guys. I'll catch you on Monday for
Speaker 1: the bonus and again next week. Bye.