Speaker 1: Forever. I don't fuck with you. You I'm fucking with you. Wow,
Speaker 1: after all that we've been through, when you still don't
Speaker 1: know what my name is?
Speaker 2: Hi, this is the last episode with uh Sydney and Marie.
Speaker 1: This is the last Sydney. Yeah, I'm job and she's
Speaker 1: acting all brand new. Naw, I'm crazy, so tired of
Speaker 1: these paupers. Paupers. Popper is is homeless people in the
Speaker 1: medieval times, pauper's Look at all these princess I had
Speaker 1: some poppers. Poppers.
Speaker 2: Poppers, Yeah, that's what Marie is now. But Popper, You're
Speaker 2: the best looking unemployed person I know. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I said to Sydney yesterday, Oh you know, I went
Speaker 3: to a show and didn't have any makeup on it.
Speaker 3: I made fun of the audience for having better skin
Speaker 3: than them, and Sydney was like, I could never do that,
Speaker 3: and I was like, Sidney, you can and have done
Speaker 3: that before one hundred shown up and done a show
Speaker 3: with no makeup.
Speaker 1: All.
Speaker 2: The reason why I run out a makeup so much
Speaker 2: is because I'd be putting my face on even for
Speaker 2: these raggedy ass shows. So when people don't laugh, I
Speaker 2: go off because I'm like, yo, I just spent I
Speaker 2: don't know what how much my cat call, but it
Speaker 2: was the makeup that I didn't put on. Y'all gonna
Speaker 2: act better than this. Y'all gonna act like y'all see
Speaker 2: somebody who you can't see they purse. You would act like, oh, okay,
Speaker 2: she's doing something, even if it's not funny.
Speaker 1: You're like not to let me know that you're listening. Continue.
Speaker 2: You better not have your arms crossed acting like I'm
Speaker 2: wasting your fucking you better don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but I mean sometimes it's easy to sit
Speaker 1: with your arms crossed.
Speaker 3: You know, you're cradling your boobs. Maybe you're cold. You know,
Speaker 3: it's not a reflection on your jokes.
Speaker 2: Maybe you're cold, Sir. You're are two hundred and thirty pounds.
Speaker 1: Wow, I mean, I don't know if that's a big man, Andrew?
Speaker 1: How much you weigh? One hundred and forty beats?
Speaker 2: Are you sick?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you are sick because I weigh one twenty two
Speaker 3: and I'm a full foot share.
Speaker 1: Maybe you want me to get you some shady Andrew?
Speaker 1: Were you up? Were you at pre MEI you want
Speaker 1: me to get you some chick chuck? Baby? You need
Speaker 1: to get him some insources.
Speaker 2: I got I got money now, baby, I don't have
Speaker 2: any money. Oh, look at that, it's Molly Austin.
Speaker 1: Molly Austin like some sausage.
Speaker 2: Podcasting right now here.
Speaker 1: Put Molly on the mic. Hey, guys, Oh that Mike's
Speaker 1: not on. Put it on yours?
Speaker 2: Okay, can you guys hear Mally Austin. She's facetiming us
Speaker 2: during the day, like we ain't got ship naked too?
Speaker 2: You okay? First of all?
Speaker 1: To okay, goodbye, you have a good day. Good have
Speaker 1: a good day. Caught off her mic, cut off her
Speaker 1: mic Molly, I won't see you next week, Molly. A
Speaker 1: word for you. Unofficial Experts starring Sydney and Marie.
Speaker 2: Bye, Molly, Bye, Molly. We're going to the Apollo. Oh
Speaker 2: for a mina, for a mina to get to girl.
Speaker 2: What you think?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you got your tickets. Well, why why did
Speaker 1: you tell me you're doing this? I've been posting about it.
Speaker 2: I'm been the only one posting about it, Honestly, I
Speaker 2: was like, I mean, you ain't got no friends.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me let me reshare it? You know for
Speaker 1: my friend. I'm going to share it today good message.
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, look, Amina's doing something big and everybody's like Apollo, Apollo, the.
Speaker 1: Movie Apollo from Real Housewives of Atlanta. Didn't the subject.
Speaker 1: You didn't text me at all. I didn't text anybody.
Speaker 1: She texts me, Sis, So I'm just a fan. Now
Speaker 1: i'm your friend. No, you're not a fan, Molly.
Speaker 3: If you're really a friend, if you were really a
Speaker 3: meaness fan, you would have bought your tear your face.
Speaker 2: Okay, look at her face.
Speaker 1: Look at her face, Molly, eyebrows look good? Sis? Yeah, Molly,
Speaker 1: you laying in bed still? Sis? What what you got
Speaker 1: to do today? No? No, because I had a phone meeting,
Speaker 1: a phone meeting, this FaceTime.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I tell people.
Speaker 1: I got Aaron's quote quote you'd be at home? You home?
Speaker 1: Why James Shrilly at a conference call?
Speaker 2: You know, Molly, we will FaceTime you right after the.
Speaker 3: Pod, immediately after. I mean we might get food of them.
Speaker 2: Okay, by friend, Molly said, by podcast fans.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Molly'll fans. They came to the live show when
Speaker 1: they were like wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they actually was like wow, that white woman in
Speaker 2: a totle neck is a hole.
Speaker 1: Yes, No, they didn't say that Molly hang up. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're going to You're going to Vegas to be Okay
Speaker 1: another sex day? Yes, on a balcony. What hotel you
Speaker 1: staying in? Wow, that's certified horror. Have a good day.
Speaker 1: Cut that off. H this is wind Hotel sex here.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I'm crying my eyes out right now. You know, our
Speaker 2: friends are very disrespectful because they just messaged us during
Speaker 2: the day, like we don't have anything to do.
Speaker 3: My friend just sent me up text. He said, hey boo,
Speaker 3: quick question. Do you and Sydney still do those interviews?
Speaker 3: I think he's talking.
Speaker 1: About the podcast? He said, if so, hold on, if so,
Speaker 1: can I be your leather boy expert?
Speaker 2: Andrew?
Speaker 1: What you know about Little the Boys. That's not just
Speaker 1: saying what is that? Is that? David Goldberg?
Speaker 3: No, it's my friend from college. David Goldberg already did
Speaker 3: the podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he wouldn't say do you and Sydney still
Speaker 1: do those interviews? It's like, baby, it's a podcast, we
Speaker 1: got listeners.
Speaker 2: That interview thing, that interview.
Speaker 1: Do you and Sydney still do those interviews? That little
Speaker 1: thing you got on going on over there? You're still
Speaker 1: doing your little comedy skits.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what it felt like. Yikes.
Speaker 1: Honestly I feel triggered.
Speaker 2: Hey guys, well just let you guys know, we really
Speaker 2: appreciate the DMS we've been getting more.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you what happened to me yesterday. I
Speaker 1: came out of a meeting.
Speaker 3: Okay, she's taken meetings because she needs another gig. And
Speaker 3: as I come out of this building this these two
Speaker 3: black girls were walking by, and one of them was like,
Speaker 3: and she guessed so hard that I thought like I
Speaker 3: had like a booger coming at my news. That was
Speaker 3: like I thought one of my braids was falling out.
Speaker 3: And she was like, I love the podcast. She was like,
Speaker 3: and I'm on Patreon, so you know, I'm a real fan.
Speaker 3: And Sis, I really wish that I remember what your
Speaker 3: name was, but it was something with a bee. And
Speaker 3: you said you lived in New Jersey. Because I was like, well,
Speaker 3: come to the knitting factory sometimes, and she was like,
Speaker 3: I live in New Jersey. And I was like, all right,
Speaker 3: well you're so far away, but enjoy the podcast. And
Speaker 3: she was with her coworker, and her coworker was looking
Speaker 3: at her like, new hook, are you talking to this
Speaker 3: little tomboy for and I was like, thanks for listening
Speaker 3: to the podcast.
Speaker 1: That actually recognized me. Oh okay, Andrews famed Andrew the
Speaker 1: gay interim producer are tall, tall, Yeah, you are very sexy,
Speaker 1: handsomely sure, Andrew, I honestly I almost want to just
Speaker 1: talk to you for this episode, but we want you
Speaker 1: to do like a proper one, but like, could you
Speaker 1: talk to us for this one day?
Speaker 2: We want to have you, you know, on the pod
Speaker 2: and also getting dicked down at the same.
Speaker 1: Time on the path by the by the leather Boys,
Speaker 1: one of those one of those interviews. Yo, people are rude.
Speaker 1: This is my job.
Speaker 2: Now, yeah, it's it's uh, you know, I don't get
Speaker 2: to see you guys in the streets because I don't
Speaker 2: take public well I actually do.
Speaker 1: Actually I did send me on the sub way miserable
Speaker 1: as hell. She's like, look at these paupers and peasants
Speaker 1: and homeless horse.
Speaker 3: I didn't know how bad Sydney. You're from New York.
Speaker 3: You've been on the train before.
Speaker 2: I've never felt misery this close to home. Okay, I'm
Speaker 2: on Meryl Street this close to home. But it's fine.
Speaker 2: I would like to see more of you I just
Speaker 2: think I'm so so eager that people. Well no, actually
Speaker 2: I went to Wilmington, North Carolina. Okay, shout out to y'all.
Speaker 2: Who the three people that I saw that weekend that
Speaker 2: listened to the podcast.
Speaker 1: The show was sold out?
Speaker 3: Yes, wow, friend, I can't believe you sold out. I
Speaker 3: mean the first three roads were full.
Speaker 2: We said we were out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were out at the at the club.
Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely not sold out. But you know, I've got
Speaker 2: some fans now and it's working. It's working its way
Speaker 2: to Beth. Yeah. I mean I don't hit in North
Speaker 2: Carolina like that, where my followers in New York, La Florida.
Speaker 1: Places that are warm and the people and got enough clothing.
Speaker 2: One got a couple of people in Toronto.
Speaker 3: But also we knew then that girl hit us up
Speaker 3: from Belarue, not Belarus, Bulgaria, Bulgaria, No austral You we
Speaker 3: got some Australians too, So quiky are they are they
Speaker 3: Quakey's people?
Speaker 2: What you mean?
Speaker 1: But didn't go ate my Baybay.
Speaker 2: That was kind of hot.
Speaker 3: Oh thank you, friend, I saw Okay, I didn't want
Speaker 3: to interruptw So you did these shows in North Carolina?
Speaker 3: You did three shows for two on Friday, two on Saturday,
Speaker 3: I saw.
Speaker 1: You throw a little blouse on.
Speaker 3: I said, look at they look like a substitute teacher
Speaker 3: in North Carolina.
Speaker 1: Really silk, plumb blouse. I look like a substitute teacher.
Speaker 1: You did look like a substitute teacher.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying you look bad, but you look like
Speaker 3: somebody who bangs they students.
Speaker 1: That's what you looked like. That outfit that you had on,
Speaker 1: and the blouse was tucked in. It's a body it's
Speaker 1: a body suit blouse. What the bottoms look like are
Speaker 1: they're also silk? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Wow, damn Marie, right now, I gotta throw the whole
Speaker 2: thing away.
Speaker 1: No, I mean, I was looking at the comments. People
Speaker 1: like that blouse. I'm saying that you look like a
Speaker 1: substitute teacher. I already said that they're hot, and she didn't,
Speaker 1: but she didn't hear that.
Speaker 2: I don't think teachers are hot, but it's fine.
Speaker 1: So you look like a teacher. That's I think the
Speaker 1: insult there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I was there and I asked a lot
Speaker 2: of the audience do y'all got social media? And a
Speaker 2: lot of them was like no, And I said, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: And I said, do you want they old? It was
Speaker 2: an older crowd. Everybody was over thirty.
Speaker 1: There was like two It was an older crowd. Everyone
Speaker 1: was over thirty. Yeah, no, oh my god, fossil cis.
Speaker 2: Yeah, mainly forties. But there were like two Bacherette parties
Speaker 2: and they were in there like very young, like one
Speaker 2: was twenty six and then another one was like twenty four.
Speaker 2: And one girl. I was like, what's your man's name?
Speaker 2: She was like Jake, And I was like, you're giving
Speaker 2: up your whole life of a niggnamed Jake.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's rough.
Speaker 2: Jake and all her friends laugh because they're like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I didn't even think about it like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Jake wears them tiny fret boy shorts, also known as Chubby's.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Andrew Tallsexy gay produce her.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But if you're in Wilmington, North Carolina, like you
Speaker 2: can get booed up real quick because it's like what else,
Speaker 2: that's what they do.
Speaker 3: They go to school and then they marry there the
Speaker 3: person they went to prom with, Yeah, or they get
Speaker 3: knocked up at prom or they most of the people
Speaker 3: who stay in these small towns, they get married pretty young,
Speaker 3: because you know everybody that lives in your neighborhood, and
Speaker 3: it's like, you know, Cliff's son is back from the war,
Speaker 3: and it's like, oh, cliff son.
Speaker 2: The step mom was at the bacherette party. I said,
Speaker 2: when they do that, the step mom, not the step mom,
Speaker 2: I mean the mother in law was at.
Speaker 1: They do that in Wilmington. That's where they do that.
Speaker 2: Since the mother in law was there at the batcherette,
Speaker 2: the mother of the room, Yes, she laughed.
Speaker 1: She gave me a biggest hug. I actually got pictures.
Speaker 2: I had to. Actually, people were taking pictures of us,
Speaker 2: and I had to take my own pictures because I
Speaker 2: was like, I'll never see these photos.
Speaker 1: A couple of people like emailed me photos and email.
Speaker 2: Horizon dott.
Speaker 1: Escape and I loved it. I was like, oh, I
Speaker 1: feel so special, Thank you guys.
Speaker 2: I really had a good time.
Speaker 1: I could tell by the photos you had a good time.
Speaker 2: People. People were cool, and I didn't think they were
Speaker 2: gonna fuck with me, because you know, I got a
Speaker 2: loose mouth, loose butt, and.
Speaker 1: Ghost up very tight. But everything else you got that
Speaker 1: you got that ve that vaginal plaster.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did, and went to North Carolina.
Speaker 1: I got a new ship. Listen.
Speaker 3: My friend said that he is going to Colombia to
Speaker 3: get his teeth done.
Speaker 1: Teeth, but I feel like you mean your I want
Speaker 1: to get my teeth done in Colombia. I feel like
Speaker 1: I want to get my teeth done. I'm not. Also,
Speaker 1: what is getting my teeth done mean you? I'm gonna
Speaker 1: come back with some big ass chick lit veneer.
Speaker 2: Veniers, Dude, I bet you. I'll be looking at myself
Speaker 2: tapes like you know what's holding me back to my teeth. Also,
Speaker 2: I can't act, but you know, like.
Speaker 1: The level of confidence that you have.
Speaker 2: I'm like looking at that, I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 2: they would not be paying attention to my acting if
Speaker 2: my teeth were in order.
Speaker 3: Nah, Because I feel like most often when people get
Speaker 3: their teeth done, they look too big wow, and they're
Speaker 3: like unnaturally white. It's like, dude, nothing, you got dust
Speaker 3: in the corner of your eyes. There's no way your
Speaker 3: teeth should be that white.
Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you the way my money is
Speaker 2: set up, there's no way I'm getting the big teeth.
Speaker 2: I'm getting like.
Speaker 1: You get the mediums and the extra smalls.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm getting whatever they got left over because the
Speaker 2: toddler teeth. Yeah, that's what I want.
Speaker 1: The Toddler's and Tierra Veneers.
Speaker 2: Honestly, if they could just like, you know, put some
Speaker 2: stuff in between the spaces, you don't even gotta give
Speaker 2: me Veneers.
Speaker 1: You gotta get you know. Have you ever seen Toddler's
Speaker 1: and tiers They put like a full thing of like
Speaker 1: a retainer of teeth.
Speaker 2: Foolish, I'm not should just do that for yourself.
Speaker 1: Tapes, and then you're gonna be like uh Sydney Washington
Speaker 1: reading for the role of Velmo.
Speaker 2: You're like, something is clearly wrong with you so.
Speaker 1: Much just time now, you know, it's great?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's Can we drag vice for like, you know.
Speaker 3: Drag them because the last time I tried to No, No, No,
Speaker 3: the first time I tried to drag them, it got
Speaker 3: cut because the audio was warped. Oh that's right, remember
Speaker 3: because I was I was, I was naming names and
Speaker 3: I was dragging them and the producer.
Speaker 2: Was like, oh, I don't know what happened to it.
Speaker 1: It is like I know what you did. You're trying
Speaker 1: to purcha vice one of the they want some ad time,
Speaker 1: they want some ad revenue. You know, they're not buying ads.
Speaker 3: All they're doing is canceling the show, would you, I mean, Sydney,
Speaker 3: let's let's brainstorm possible other jobs that we can do.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I mean we've been we've been getting hit
Speaker 2: hit up from people, but it's all little things that
Speaker 2: were like a dog.
Speaker 1: It's like hey, so BT, so Hey, I'm like somebody
Speaker 1: from someone from BT sent me an email like two
Speaker 1: days ago, and I was like, they got a lot
Speaker 1: of nerve.
Speaker 2: Really you don't like BT.
Speaker 1: Viacom is the problem for those of y'all who are listening,
Speaker 1: I really got prom with you. BT is Viacom.
Speaker 2: It's a bigger business.
Speaker 3: Viacom owns mt V, v H one, BT and then
Speaker 3: a bunch of other crab and they just cheap and
Speaker 3: it's problematic. So that being said, like I got a
Speaker 3: little bit of time this summer. If you need meed
Speaker 3: to like host something real quick MTV's Beach House.
Speaker 1: Cribs. If y'all bring MTV Cribs back, I'm here for that.
Speaker 3: But Sidney and I had a conversation yesterday and we
Speaker 3: talked about how we want to invest our Patreon funds
Speaker 3: into ourselves for y'all. Yes, okay, So what we want
Speaker 3: to do is ask you what you would like to
Speaker 3: see us do and where you'd like to see us go,
Speaker 3: because we'll document it and then upload it to the Patreon.
Speaker 3: So you could be like, oh my god, Sidney Emerbe
Speaker 3: went and did I don't know, paintballing or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if we had enough money to travel like.
Speaker 1: We I feel like we we do.
Speaker 2: I do, So I'm talking about on the Patreon.
Speaker 1: Oh for us, Yeah, well, we have enough to take
Speaker 1: a trip to like detroit'sys. We have money for that.
Speaker 1: We got we can go back Delaware, I mean Wilmington,
Speaker 1: North Carolina and talk to your fans. We have paid
Speaker 1: draw money for that.
Speaker 2: Can we go back to Miami? We can go back
Speaker 2: to Miami?
Speaker 1: I want some What was what.
Speaker 2: Did we have?
Speaker 1: Baya baya?
Speaker 2: We went he paye? We went to Mangoes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we had a good time in Miami. We should
Speaker 1: go back. Did we have a good time in my
Speaker 1: I feel.
Speaker 2: Like there was a lot of drama going on?
Speaker 1: It was fun.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we went there like a couple of years ago,
Speaker 2: and we went with Bali as.
Speaker 3: Bali Austen who you know famously from the Unofficial Expert podcast.
Speaker 2: Yes, we went with another front. We won't say names,
Speaker 2: but there was other people there and it got real.
Speaker 3: Oh, you're talking about all the cocaine that they was
Speaker 3: doing it. Let's talk about that. I'm like, cocaine is
Speaker 3: terrifying to me. It's scary to me. So like I
Speaker 3: just like when I see people doing it, I'm like,
Speaker 3: you can get in the pool and I mean, I
Speaker 3: guess cocaine makes you float. Because they were having the
Speaker 3: time of their lives in that pool.
Speaker 2: It was like eleven am and it's like they got
Speaker 2: lines out this early.
Speaker 3: Just doing full not no bumps, just like we went
Speaker 3: into their hotel room. It was like just just ready
Speaker 3: to go for the day.
Speaker 1: And I said, you're gonna have it. I don't know, lose, just.
Speaker 2: Raw. You don't have no like mirror for it, no case,
Speaker 2: no no case.
Speaker 1: You had a quality in doing it off of the bureau.
Speaker 1: The ship are ropes, wait, no case, touch me? Tease me.
Speaker 1: I like that song, yeah, the words, but I like it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So that's that's what Miami was.
Speaker 3: But a bunch of people who listened to the podcast
Speaker 3: came out to see us do some shows there.
Speaker 4: Yo.
Speaker 2: That was the first time that I was like, oh man.
Speaker 1: You we can't do a little tour.
Speaker 2: This ship was cute.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm not listen. Listeners, listen, I'm not trying
Speaker 1: to do a tour.
Speaker 3: If only X like ten people come, I need people
Speaker 3: there because you know, give y'all a real show.
Speaker 1: Will we will pull some people up on stage. You know,
Speaker 1: we're gonna give.
Speaker 2: You out looks, real conversations.
Speaker 1: Sydney's not gonna have no sneakers on. You gonna have one.
Speaker 1: Uh uh, you gonna have on a clear heel probably.
Speaker 2: Oh, loose sight.
Speaker 1: Loose sight.
Speaker 2: That's what I got. Now, I got a day job.
Speaker 2: I got looseight heills.
Speaker 1: Now, man, b baby, she got the h she got
Speaker 1: the strip club professional shoes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and now that or we could go to Canada.
Speaker 2: If we went to Toronto, that shit would be lit too.
Speaker 1: Oh that might be cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but how long will we go for?
Speaker 3: And like, I don't have any connections with clubs or
Speaker 3: bookers in Toronto.
Speaker 2: See that's where you're saying it right now. But if
Speaker 2: we put it in the universe, it will happen. We
Speaker 2: got putting in an atmosphere. Hey, do we know anybody
Speaker 2: in Toronto?
Speaker 3: And that's a real thing because like saying stuff and
Speaker 3: just having it in the air is powerful, right Like,
Speaker 3: And I'm not one of these people that like, you know,
Speaker 3: collects crystals or anything like that. But I said to
Speaker 3: my manager, No, I said to someone at a meeting yesterday,
Speaker 3: I would love to do a kids show, like some
Speaker 3: Sessame Street type stuff. And then immediately after I walked out,
Speaker 3: I got a text from my manager and she was like,
Speaker 3: Sesame Street is talking to comedians this week. Are you
Speaker 3: available or interested? And I was like, yes, I am.
Speaker 3: I will go to Cesame Street.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 3: What are they doing? I have no idea is they're
Speaker 3: just chatting with them girl. Remember when Katy Perry was
Speaker 3: talking to Elmo when she had her boobs out?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe that maybe that.
Speaker 3: Chess Fran did something for Sesame Street too. At some point,
Speaker 3: you know, they just be having people come on. But
Speaker 3: I would love to like host the kids show like
Speaker 3: Blues Clues or something stupid like that.
Speaker 2: Really, I feel like the.
Speaker 1: Money would be cute for a little a little daytime
Speaker 1: kids get I'm not kay kid, No, you don't have
Speaker 1: to work with them directly, but like a show that
Speaker 1: airs on like Nick Junior or something.
Speaker 2: Stupid like that, I can't.
Speaker 1: I'll probably have to be nicer on my Instagram.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I'm like, I'm not altering who I
Speaker 2: am for nobody. Yes, Sydney stay true to usis I'm
Speaker 2: gonna do what I'm GONN.
Speaker 1: Would Sydney do merch?
Speaker 2: W w ST what would Sydney do that would? Yeah?
Speaker 2: And we really have to get merch. If y'all, if
Speaker 2: y'all just give more money on the Patreon, we can
Speaker 2: actually start this merch situation.
Speaker 1: Let's just all our merchants are gonna say merch on it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we gotta.
Speaker 2: Get this merch. And then the dash unofficial expert it'll.
Speaker 3: Be a little on the frontial expert and on the
Speaker 3: back it will just say merch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got to get the count and gone and
Speaker 2: marine hi Hunt. Marie recently just replied back to somebody
Speaker 2: and said hey Han, and I was like, wow, that.
Speaker 1: Was hey Han. It was just lock me in.
Speaker 2: It was a professional email. And Marie was like, hey,
Speaker 2: hon or, was it a mina?
Speaker 3: No, it was neither of us. It was someone that
Speaker 3: we're making fun of right now? Who hit us with
Speaker 3: a hay hunt and we were like, this is aggressive.
Speaker 3: She don't even know us. If you don't know me
Speaker 3: like that, don't call me. Hon just said mommy.
Speaker 1: She said, Mami.
Speaker 2: We're not here for that. It's just there should be
Speaker 2: some etiquette when you're asking for things or when you're
Speaker 2: trying to build a rapport with someone. I see when
Speaker 2: you're trying to be cool, like hey girl, but it's
Speaker 2: just like respect to be g u r L girl.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't think you normally speak like that. So and
Speaker 2: also you're asking me for something, so it should be like.
Speaker 1: The answer is no, that's what the answer is.
Speaker 3: Okay, Hon, Hey Hon, buddy, Hon Hona is starting to
Speaker 3: I do feel like hey Hon can be condescending. It
Speaker 3: is in a way, but it is also the siren
Speaker 3: is loud. Yeah, I feel like we're recording back up
Speaker 3: my house. That's how loud that siren is.
Speaker 2: Yeah. This place, this area is not being gentrified anymore.
Speaker 2: It is gentrified, yeah, but it's gone reverse.
Speaker 3: We can hear the sirens, but no one listening to
Speaker 3: the podcast right now is gonna be able to hear it.
Speaker 1: Sounds like this, see this is why we should be
Speaker 1: on a kids show. But you don't want to do it.
Speaker 2: I know I would just I would just be there
Speaker 2: for sound effects.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, hey, Kang, today, we're gonna learn about letters.
Speaker 1: As for Ashy, you know when you have that little
Speaker 1: dry scabby part gets because you're dry. Indeed, it's for
Speaker 1: Dusty like your dad, like your dad, not your dad John,
Speaker 1: He's yo.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean I feel like I could do a kid's
Speaker 3: show for a little bit full season. I probably can't
Speaker 3: do it because I'm gonna say something.
Speaker 2: Mean to a child or something. No, not when the
Speaker 2: money's involved.
Speaker 3: I mean whatever, I'll meet with the Sesame Street people,
Speaker 3: only if the meeting is near Sesame Street.
Speaker 1: Do they tape here?
Speaker 2: We're Sesame Street.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to get there. Does anybody know
Speaker 1: how to get through Sesame Street? Chicago? Queen, it's queens.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm not.
Speaker 1: Going to Queen.
Speaker 3: So elm Well, I mean Elma was touching kids, so
Speaker 3: he needed to go to jail where Sesame Street films
Speaker 3: on the same lot. Apparently as Orange is the New Black, that's.
Speaker 2: The yikes right there. Yikes. But also, I mean, you'll
Speaker 2: go to the quick means if they give you money,
Speaker 2: it's fine.
Speaker 1: I'll go to Queens. If they send a car for me, yeah,
Speaker 1: they don't. Don't come from me unless I the manager,
Speaker 1: will make sure they get it.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, Sydney. So you have a job. Now
Speaker 3: you got this forty hour a week situation. You are
Speaker 3: complaining like a single mom.
Speaker 2: But you am.
Speaker 1: I I'm not. You're like, I am so weary. They
Speaker 1: didn't defrost the chicken out the freezer. You complaining like
Speaker 1: a single mom.
Speaker 2: That's that true. You're like, oh, these cats, I'm just tired.
Speaker 2: My girlfriend wants to give the cats away.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, we're not clipping for them.
Speaker 2: No, it's just rude, and it's just.
Speaker 1: Like they're expensive and they're need expensive. The cats food
Speaker 1: that your catty a spoiled cats. That's her fault, nobody.
Speaker 1: They could have got friskies, them niggas kind of got
Speaker 1: niggas since you gotta get rid of the cats because
Speaker 1: you call them them niggas.
Speaker 2: They could have had noodles and noodles like, that's her
Speaker 2: fault for trying to give them some vegan shit.
Speaker 3: They got automatic feeders that are like voice activated. They
Speaker 3: got a Caesar's Palace of Cat Wonders.
Speaker 2: Those actually the taj mahal.
Speaker 1: Okay, sure a taj Mahll of cat Wonders, the ninth
Speaker 1: Wonder of the World, Sydney's cats Playground. That's her fault.
Speaker 2: She started all that bullshit, and now the cats are
Speaker 2: like that. They're high end cats that were found in
Speaker 2: a Bushwick basement. It's like nerves.
Speaker 1: You got basement cats living nerves, living with penthouse attitude.
Speaker 2: Look how you look getting gourmet food for some cats
Speaker 2: that was damn near dead.
Speaker 1: How damn under the under the car cats. Yeah, some
Speaker 1: cardboard cats, no thanks, Some will work for food cats wowses.
Speaker 1: So you don't want her to get rid of these cats,
Speaker 1: but you complain about them all the time.
Speaker 2: I don't complain about them, about you about the cats.
Speaker 2: I don't complain about the cats because I don't do
Speaker 2: shit for the.
Speaker 1: That's why you're saying they're not expensive, because you're not
Speaker 1: doing nothing for them.
Speaker 2: I know she started listening much is this and how
Speaker 2: much is that? I was like, I don't know, but
Speaker 2: I know that I give you checks and I say
Speaker 2: take money out of them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but she's not saying the money that you give
Speaker 3: her is for y'all to live and eat and thrive,
Speaker 3: not for the cats to.
Speaker 1: Have cats Price Club. That's her fault.
Speaker 3: Okay, well that's why she's getting rid of them, because
Speaker 3: it's her fault that they're spoiled. And now she's like, well,
Speaker 3: I'm done paying for this until you.
Speaker 1: Do what by me, Sydney.
Speaker 2: And so now she wants to give the cats to
Speaker 2: a mutual friend, well, my friend, our friends, our friend,
Speaker 2: and it's like, no, I don't want to. And I
Speaker 2: know Carolyne. She's gonna have them cats on fucking Instagram
Speaker 2: every single day and it's so just mute. Now.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna mute her. I'm not gonna You've never
Speaker 1: muted any of her.
Speaker 2: No, she's gonna name them like a Dobo and Sesson.
Speaker 2: She's gonna change their names. It's gonna be real trashy,
Speaker 2: and I'm not here for it. I'd rather throw them,
Speaker 2: throw the cats out to the streets.
Speaker 1: Wow, I mean send them home, Sis. If they come back,
Speaker 1: then they're yours. Otherwise, like what are we talking about?
Speaker 1: I say, open the door, because you do have one
Speaker 1: cat that likes to be in the hallway for some reason.
Speaker 1: He'd be purring like.
Speaker 3: Outside, my friends are out there, and then Adriane will
Speaker 3: open the door and he'll stand in the hallway. He
Speaker 3: just likes being out there, which is kind of cool.
Speaker 2: It's a cool cat.
Speaker 1: But let him go down the stairs and help the door.
Speaker 2: He will not go downstairs. Jam just wants to, you know,
Speaker 2: get out. It gets stuffy in the apartment. It's real
Speaker 2: like lesbian infested. So it's a lot. So he's like,
Speaker 2: I just need some mayor I want to chill.
Speaker 1: Lesbian infested but good Christian gaze.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's where we are. Oh, that's merch. Good Christian gays.
Speaker 1: We need that, just Christian gaye.
Speaker 2: Andrew, can you just write down the names that we
Speaker 2: need for a merch.
Speaker 1: Just write merch and then Christian gays.
Speaker 2: Christian good, cant and gaunt.
Speaker 1: I don't know if we need good Christian good there.
Speaker 1: I just like Christian gay and you know what, let's
Speaker 1: take it to the two sold lines.
Speaker 2: I say good Christian gaze. That's what I said.
Speaker 1: Good Christian gays or Christian gays and I feel good. Right,
Speaker 1: do a poll, I'll do. I'll throw it in the stories.
Speaker 1: Good Christian gaye or just Christian gaye.
Speaker 2: Good Christian gaze sounds funny. Christian gaze.
Speaker 1: Christian gaye is the first thing you said, and I
Speaker 1: thought that was hilarious. You know, I'm a I'm a
Speaker 1: Christian gay. I'm a good Christian gaye.
Speaker 2: That's what I am. So, but are you a good
Speaker 2: I am good. I don't see anything wrong.
Speaker 1: You are gay Christian.
Speaker 2: That's merchant. That's merch as well.
Speaker 1: A gay gay. Hey, just hey, I'm a gay.
Speaker 2: Hey hey han, hey han, I'm okay, I'm a gay,
Speaker 2: a good Christian gay. That's the whole line is merch
Speaker 2: right there.
Speaker 1: Merch, merch, merch, merch.
Speaker 2: So, yeah, she wants to get rid of the cats.
Speaker 2: I'm going through that, and.
Speaker 1: You're fighting with her all the way through that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, if you give those cats away, we're
Speaker 2: breaking up. And she's like, well, I hope you have somewhere.
Speaker 3: To live, yes, and I hope you do. You can't
Speaker 3: stay with me. You know, I'm unemployed, Andrew.
Speaker 2: I just want the listeners to know that is the
Speaker 2: most dramatic unemployed person I know.
Speaker 3: I'm having a really great time screaming I'm unemployed. It's
Speaker 3: if I haven't been unemployed right there, let's merch.
Speaker 1: I'm unemployed. Sorry, I'm unemployed.
Speaker 2: Yo.
Speaker 1: That's it's so crazy because I grew up hearing.
Speaker 3: My dad say I just got laid off, and he
Speaker 3: was always lying, but he would say that to telemarketer
Speaker 3: is on the phone, yea, and now here I am
Speaker 3: just you know, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Speaker 1: I'm unemployed.
Speaker 2: Do we say you're laid off? Or do we say I.
Speaker 3: Like to say unemployed late. I mean, I guess technically
Speaker 3: I was laid off.
Speaker 1: The show was canceled. I was fired. I was terminated.
Speaker 2: You were not fired.
Speaker 1: I was the show was canceled. Show was canceled, but
Speaker 1: you weren't fired from the show.
Speaker 2: From the show.
Speaker 1: I mean, it doesn't really matter anymore, does it. Nobody
Speaker 1: watched the show.
Speaker 2: I mean, Marie has been getting that vice live on
Speaker 2: instant stories in Twitter so hard that it's just like, wow,
Speaker 2: I've never seen someone have someone ammunition.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean making fun of vice is basically, I think,
Speaker 3: punching down, so it's not like.
Speaker 1: It's hard to do it. I'm just like making fun
Speaker 1: of them for being trash, all right. I mean I
Speaker 1: don't think that I was signed a contract, said I
Speaker 1: couldn't talk about them after I got hired. I got
Speaker 1: a check, but I don't think I did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta check.
Speaker 1: I don't think I did.
Speaker 3: I mean I feel like if I said something truly foul,
Speaker 3: my manager would be like, hey, hone, what we're not
Speaker 3: gonna do is this.
Speaker 1: But she hasn't messaged me that. She messaged me about
Speaker 1: Sissme Street.
Speaker 2: Ah.
Speaker 1: What about when you went live?
Speaker 2: You were you were on set and you went live
Speaker 2: about a makeup artist. Did I go live? You went live?
Speaker 1: Yes, about the hair person.
Speaker 2: No, the makeup artists you were, you were on a
Speaker 2: you were on a shoot, and the makeup artists did something.
Speaker 3: You were like, what the fuck are you doing? And
Speaker 3: the advice no for something else. Yeah, oh, because I
Speaker 3: gonna sa I liked my makeup artist's advice. I don't
Speaker 3: know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: For Zoe Kravitz.
Speaker 3: Ah, yes, thank you friend, Zoey Kravitz. Okay, So see
Speaker 3: she's out here, she's working with big names. Yeah, adjacent
Speaker 3: to Lenny Kravitz's daughter. So I shot this thing and
Speaker 3: the makeup artist was this old, like very nice white
Speaker 3: lady that like, you know, she had like a rocking
Speaker 3: chair on her porch, or like a porch swing. And
Speaker 3: as soon as I got in the trailer, and I
Speaker 3: was like because I thought, okay, I got on it
Speaker 3: was a black woman and a white woman, and I
Speaker 3: was like, Oh, the black lady's gonna do makeup, the
Speaker 3: white lady's gonna do hair. I was wrong about both.
Speaker 3: My Joe, I have braid, so it's not like I
Speaker 3: needed the black lady to do my hair.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 3: She was happy, She's like, but I was trying to
Speaker 3: put my hair back and she was like, mmm, my
Speaker 3: boss likes it down.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh okay.
Speaker 3: And then we got on set and I put it
Speaker 3: up and she was like, I see you ended up
Speaker 3: putting it up and I was like, mm hmm I did.
Speaker 1: So maybe Marie's a little bit difficult to work with.
Speaker 1: Who knows what. Ever, We'll see what happens.
Speaker 3: You know, on set of a movie in four years diva.
Speaker 3: Diva is a version of a female hustler.
Speaker 2: We stand, we stand a little Diva moment, Yeah, a
Speaker 2: little oh, we saw little.
Speaker 1: It was so good.
Speaker 3: It was a good movie. It was a good movie.
Speaker 3: And I was shocked that I enjoyed it as much
Speaker 3: as I did.
Speaker 2: It just reminded me of Wow, I didn't do it
Speaker 2: in my childhood.
Speaker 1: I mean, you burned a house down. That is kind
Speaker 1: of a life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's nothing that I want to be. I'm
Speaker 2: not proud of that.
Speaker 3: I who was proud of things that they do as children.
Speaker 3: You're that's when you're supposed to make mistakes, and like.
Speaker 1: I produce her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well she's a kid and she Okay, shut up,
Speaker 3: that's what I mean. You mean that person who produced
Speaker 3: the movie.
Speaker 2: And young and I was like, not like I'm saying like, oh,
Speaker 2: I could have been the next young like producer. I'm
Speaker 2: not saying that. I'm just saying, like kids nowadays, they
Speaker 2: just their parents are molding them into some real shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but not all children.
Speaker 3: There's plenty of bummy ass latchkey kids. Not saying that
Speaker 3: latch key kids are bad, But then there are kids
Speaker 3: that like people's drive is different, Like I like Jordan Temple,
Speaker 3: he did our podcast.
Speaker 1: He was our I actually don't even remember what expert he.
Speaker 3: Was, but he projects, he was in the projects, he
Speaker 3: lived in the projects. But he was saying that he
Speaker 3: doesn't watch like TV. He doesn't watch shows. I was like, so,
Speaker 3: how do you procrastinate? And he was like, oh, I've
Speaker 3: being off, but he is somebody who's always working. Also,
Speaker 3: like when people work and they when people waste time.
Speaker 1: You could kind of tell, really, let's talk about it.
Speaker 3: Well, look at like people like Jabuki and people like
Speaker 3: Mitra and like, these are all people who they're mad young,
Speaker 3: but they've like Jack Knight, like all these people they
Speaker 3: started writing and working kind of early and they don't
Speaker 3: spend all day binge watching shows.
Speaker 1: And they you like, how old are you twenty two
Speaker 1: twenty three?
Speaker 3: What when you think about what you were doing at
Speaker 3: that age, you were like partying and living your best
Speaker 3: worst life.
Speaker 1: But there are people who.
Speaker 3: You know, the nerds and stuff, they or whatever, people
Speaker 3: who are motivated in a different way than we are.
Speaker 3: They can just sit and write for hours, pitch something
Speaker 3: self and now Djabuki's on the Daily Show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so he's gonna be in another He's going to
Speaker 2: be in a movie.
Speaker 1: What movie is gonna be in?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I saw his deadline.
Speaker 1: I watched a terrible movie the other day that he
Speaker 1: was in.
Speaker 2: It was, oh, you better not you better not do it.
Speaker 2: They're not doing.
Speaker 3: He's not the main character of the movie. No, the
Speaker 3: movie is not good. Okay, let's talk about it. The
Speaker 3: black It is three friends that they cast that are
Speaker 3: not believable as friends. Did you watch the movie girl
Speaker 3: audition twice? I had a call back and the black
Speaker 3: girl role.
Speaker 2: For the black girl role and her her love interests,
Speaker 2: her love and dress because she was like gay for like.
Speaker 3: Okay, but the black chick was the chick from DeAnda
Speaker 3: Wise from She's Got to Have It. She's way too
Speaker 3: mature for the role that they cast her in, and
Speaker 3: she's friends with the chick from Jane the Virgin.
Speaker 2: What's her name?
Speaker 1: Yes, problematic, Gina Rodriguez.
Speaker 2: Is she problematic? Yeah?
Speaker 3: She like she'd be if you just google her, if
Speaker 3: you search for her on Twitter. Anytime someone says something
Speaker 3: about like black women trying to like like struggle to
Speaker 3: make it in the in the industry, she's like, but
Speaker 3: actually Latino women also, And it's like, Sis, we're not
Speaker 3: talking about y'all right now, we're talking about like the
Speaker 3: struggles of a black woman in the entertainment industry. Like
Speaker 3: she just she'll try to belittle everything that we go
Speaker 3: through as entertainers just to be like, but also I
Speaker 3: have also struggled, and it's like, Sis, you're on like
Speaker 3: your third or fourth show.
Speaker 1: You're doing fine. True, Okay, anyway.
Speaker 2: Watch that show. Yeah, we watched the show the.
Speaker 3: Movie, but it didn't make sense. It's like three friends,
Speaker 3: they're all the wrong age. There's a black there's a
Speaker 3: black one that's also gay, there's a white one that's
Speaker 3: super prude, and there's Gina Rodriguez. And it's like, would
Speaker 3: the three of y'all be friends? Maybe Gina and Rwanda,
Speaker 3: but would would this girl this.
Speaker 2: Other girl be here? You know, there's always a random.
Speaker 1: All three of them when you think about it, though,
Speaker 1: are randoms.
Speaker 3: It's just like and the way that, like the the
Speaker 3: way the script was written, in the way that Dewanda talks,
Speaker 3: it's like it's like like they're trying to make her.
Speaker 1: Like a little bit hood and like a little bit
Speaker 1: like of like a stoner. And it was like, I
Speaker 1: don't believe any of this.
Speaker 2: It's not to be believable anymore. So just everything is,
Speaker 2: you know, not a reality.
Speaker 3: That being said, Jabooki was funny and I think they
Speaker 3: had him playing a straight guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was reading a scene him and Michelle Buteau. Oh, Michellebuteau.
Speaker 2: They had all special appearances, and I was like, look
Speaker 2: at our friends.
Speaker 3: Every time I see Michelle in something that I'm watching,
Speaker 3: I'm always surprised and extremely.
Speaker 1: Happy for her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she just had two babies, you know. She's always
Speaker 2: so fun too. It's like she's being herself. Somebody gave
Speaker 2: her he the lines and she's like, cut it, I
Speaker 2: got it.
Speaker 1: She was.
Speaker 3: Michelle Utah was really really great in that Natasha Leone
Speaker 3: Russian Dolls.
Speaker 1: Russian doll. Yeah, she like she's she maced somebody in
Speaker 1: the face.
Speaker 2: She's perfect for it. I was like, she would definitely do.
Speaker 3: She was like, you're not gonna take my cities or
Speaker 3: whatever the hell she said, and she's prayed them in
Speaker 3: the eyes.
Speaker 2: Quite beautiful.
Speaker 1: Chef's kiss, Chef's kiss. That's so you auditioned for the movie.
Speaker 1: I mean, if it would have been better if you
Speaker 1: were in it.
Speaker 2: Wanda is absolutely strikingly gorgeous. She's and she's and she's
Speaker 2: a great. I think she's a good actress.
Speaker 1: The acting in this movie says was not good. Watch it.
Speaker 1: I watched it. I watched her.
Speaker 3: She's not she's not a good actress. She was fine
Speaker 3: and something's got to get or she's got to have it.
Speaker 2: But I think she is a good actress.
Speaker 3: I think that Drew, please watch the movie and Tony
Speaker 3: wat and you couldn't make it through because it was
Speaker 3: so terrible or because the acting was.
Speaker 1: Bad weird the way this is too much?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and it's Leakeith Stanfield right? Is that his
Speaker 3: last name Standfield.
Speaker 2: He's my friend's baby daddy.
Speaker 1: I like him. He's not the greatest actor either, but
Speaker 1: I like him.
Speaker 2: I like him too.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think he's like, he's cool.
Speaker 1: He's cool, and I think they're kind of cute in
Speaker 1: like a like a dirty Bushwick way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that camera loves him.
Speaker 1: Is he really putit? Though?
Speaker 3: In my mind, if Andrew ways hundred and forty la
Speaker 3: Keith most weigh one hundred and ten pounds.
Speaker 1: You're an idiot. They're probably like the said, is he
Speaker 1: tall because his energy is five to six?
Speaker 2: Yeah, my friend is pretty tall, and so I'm I'm
Speaker 2: assuming he's a little taller than her. I think she's
Speaker 2: like five evenn.
Speaker 1: Real the Keith Stanfield is in the sixes. Whoa or
Speaker 1: maybe he's five eleven or five ten, five ten, Maybe
Speaker 1: he's five five nines five nine, yep, five nine, I.
Speaker 2: Don't know who knows. Yeah, I just uh, you know,
Speaker 2: I had I ended up watching you know, one of
Speaker 2: our friends, Cat Cohen, she was shooting something yesterday for
Speaker 2: Comedy Central, and I was like.
Speaker 1: Oh, this bitch can act like for real, Like oh
Speaker 1: it was a scripted thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was just like a promo for something. But
Speaker 2: just sometimes you just watch other people acting in the
Speaker 2: moment you're like, oh, that's why I'm not booking nothing.
Speaker 2: Oh this is what acting is.
Speaker 1: Okay, word word word word word word word bird. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, I was like, something's not connecting. It's
Speaker 2: like iron acting. That's what the cat. There's the disconnect
Speaker 2: because you're not acting, bitch.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, also, what does Cat Cohen's teeth look like?
Speaker 3: Because you would say that you wasn't booking because you
Speaker 3: had teeth.
Speaker 1: What teeth look like? She got good teeth?
Speaker 2: Yeah, her teeth are cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she got she got two pairs suburb teeth.
Speaker 2: She looked great and in person and definitely on camera.
Speaker 2: I was watching on cameras like that's my friend. Wow,
Speaker 2: this is crazy.
Speaker 1: But why are you surprised?
Speaker 3: Are you surprised she's a good actor, she's such a
Speaker 3: performer on stage.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I think it was more like just I
Speaker 2: was blown away. I knew that she had it, but
Speaker 2: when you see someone in real time doing some shit,
Speaker 2: you're like, oh fuck. And then that's what made me realize, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you just gotta be around people that inspire you to
Speaker 2: make you feel like damn, I need to be doing better,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 3: But okay, but I feel like you're somebody who is
Speaker 3: always around people.
Speaker 1: Though you'll be out.
Speaker 2: Ah, I'll be out, but then I'll be like, y'all
Speaker 2: be doing shit.
Speaker 1: Y'all still feel dusty though, I still feel like the
Speaker 1: struggle is right on your shoulder. It's like I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Like when I saw you on Vice Life, I was like, damn,
Speaker 2: my friend is reading that teleprompter. Wow. When you did
Speaker 2: that ad just a second, it's like, damn, Now i't
Speaker 2: to see what she'd be getting bookedoo, booked, busy, blessed fire.
Speaker 2: I was like, Wow, you know, you just hang out
Speaker 2: with people that just fucking okay.
Speaker 1: So that's what we should do.
Speaker 3: We should uh, but where would we meet more people
Speaker 3: who would inspire us?
Speaker 1: The bank?
Speaker 2: I mean technically we literally are hanging out with people inspire,
Speaker 2: We inspire each other. I just I just was like
Speaker 2: I got to push myself like a little bit more
Speaker 2: because I am lax.
Speaker 1: You know, it's so easy to be lax though. It's
Speaker 1: so easy to just be like, you know someone's coming,
Speaker 1: I don't have I don't have to be.
Speaker 2: Here for it. I mean, when a nigga take a
Speaker 2: nap at your at your job, well, that's just that's
Speaker 2: something else. Friend, Okay, I tell them I was like.
Speaker 1: My sugar low. They're like, oh, Sydney's diabetes flared up
Speaker 1: hard today. They're like, somebody get a spoon.
Speaker 2: I've been keeping my whole shoes on, blanket all over me,
Speaker 2: shoes on on the couch.
Speaker 1: Sidney, We've been friends for five years.
Speaker 3: I've seen you take naps at parties like full on,
Speaker 3: like people are around talking, music is playing, and Sydney's like,
Speaker 3: I just.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm a narcalptic.
Speaker 3: Then that's what it is, are you honestly sins It
Speaker 3: might be what what's the vitamin that you need to
Speaker 3: keeps you awake, I am, you might just need to
Speaker 3: start taking some vitamins. Honestly, friend, this is me trying
Speaker 3: to motivate you to be a better person of yourself.
Speaker 2: Dude. Man, I was like, am I am? I sick?
Speaker 1: Like I don't know.
Speaker 2: I was like, every week, I'm like, yo, I gotta
Speaker 2: take a nap every week, every week, every well, every day,
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm going to take a nap. But
Speaker 2: then there's a coworker who takes naps and that's a
Speaker 2: part of his content, And I said, ooh, what do
Speaker 2: you mean that's part of his content? He's sleep. He
Speaker 2: has this challenge that he takes a nap fifteen minutes
Speaker 2: a day every day for thirty days, and how is that?
Speaker 2: And he records it. He records it, and he puts
Speaker 2: it on his Instagram on his answer stories and it's
Speaker 2: like part of his thing.
Speaker 1: And people are watching this and I was like, how
Speaker 1: many follows?
Speaker 2: That's what the thing, not the mini sis.
Speaker 3: But it don't matter, Like no one wants to watch
Speaker 3: him sleep for fifteen minutes. Yeah, but it's all about
Speaker 3: crafting some shits, just like nobody's going to watch this.
Speaker 3: It's all about the idea, and when I be at
Speaker 3: the pitch meeting, I'll be like, ain't nobody doing the shit?
Speaker 3: You just got to keep having things bouncing off the wall.
Speaker 3: It don't matter how dumb it is. It don't matter
Speaker 3: if it's not gonna get made.
Speaker 2: When you do it in a room and somebody else
Speaker 2: hear it, then somebody got else, it's.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, let me expand, and you're like, oh, this.
Speaker 2: Is how shit get made. Yeah, okay, so.
Speaker 1: We need to get into we need to start our
Speaker 1: own writer's rooms. What you're saying like, Yeah, I did
Speaker 1: it with Roy Wood Junior.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Months ago. He had like all these
Speaker 2: people there and he did his set like five minutes,
Speaker 2: and then everybody just like helped him build off a joke.
Speaker 1: Where did he do at a club?
Speaker 2: No, this was at like a studio okay, rented out
Speaker 2: some room or whatever. And then I saw him do
Speaker 2: the set the next day he took all those notes
Speaker 2: and then the next day turn it around. I was like, well,
Speaker 2: he's been doing it forever. He's a pro. But it
Speaker 2: was just like, fuck, that's beautiful.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you got a show today. All Pritrika said,
Speaker 1: I write some notes do you want to No, yes,
Speaker 1: I mean I was gonna do it anyway. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm gonna come with you to to
Speaker 1: show them.
Speaker 2: I know when when we're at the when we were
Speaker 2: at knitting Factory on Sunday, I was like, Marie, you
Speaker 2: need to do something with this bit about your dad.
Speaker 2: It's really good.
Speaker 1: I'm going to figure it out.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I literally forgot about it until just now, I know.
Speaker 2: I was like, I had reminded you at the show,
Speaker 2: but then you brought it up again. I was like,
Speaker 2: it's really freaking good, and you did it on vidiots
Speaker 2: and I was like, this is brilliant, brilliant. Figure it out,
Speaker 2: figure it figure it out, figure it out. So then
Speaker 2: you know, I'm here now at the podcast and I
Speaker 2: just want I just want more. I would like to
Speaker 2: whatever we're doing, I would like to have proof of it,
Speaker 2: Like the podcast is proof that we're doing stuff together,
Speaker 2: but I would actually have something more tangible that.
Speaker 1: I say, is you're trying to do reality.
Speaker 2: No, I just want I want to put like a
Speaker 2: I don't know, a clip on the on the fucking
Speaker 2: page or something out of some visuals we'll throw we'll
Speaker 2: throw a clip on the pitch today. By the time
Speaker 2: this goes up, it'll be a bunch of clips. Shut
Speaker 2: up for I'm talking about, like, you know, visuals, like
Speaker 2: something nonscripted. I don't know. I'm just I'll be at
Speaker 2: the pitch meetings, pitch and stuff. But then I'd be
Speaker 2: in my head like, so what could it work outside city?
Speaker 1: He's like, well, let me see if I can do
Speaker 1: this nap thing. Yeah, in a pour format to beg.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Just being at the job, I see all this
Speaker 2: stuff that's behind the scenes, and I'm like, oh, this
Speaker 2: is why people either be blowing up or I'm going
Speaker 2: to the next levels just because they're not afraid to
Speaker 2: get feedback.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you shouldn't ever be afraid to get feedback.
Speaker 3: You know who needs some serious feedback?
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift. Do you like mustache?
Speaker 2: She is unexcepted. She needs to be canceled as a problematic.
Speaker 2: It's like, bitch, how do you see her do a
Speaker 2: whole documentary about her Coachella performance and then you try
Speaker 2: to have a performance.
Speaker 1: That's like not even close.
Speaker 3: First of all, okay, she messed up when she hired
Speaker 3: the band Beyonce had a black march had black marching bands, right.
Speaker 2: No offense, nobody want to see a all beige march, and.
Speaker 3: I feel like the clothes were beige, like yeah, the
Speaker 3: beat like they hit the drums different.
Speaker 1: It was just weird.
Speaker 3: It was like and then she came out and the
Speaker 3: very first pose that she hit, I was like, Sis,
Speaker 3: that wasn't on beat.
Speaker 2: Like, it was like, ain't nobody want to see So
Speaker 2: sorry your de GROSSI ass band you got going on? Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's just your.
Speaker 1: In sync ass band. It was just it was so
Speaker 1: tragic that it was like nobody on your team was like, also,
Speaker 1: she didn't sound good, like can we go back?
Speaker 3: Like she didn't sound good to me at all. It
Speaker 3: was like it was the song I don't I had
Speaker 3: never heard the song until last night.
Speaker 2: Just us being haters. Okay, Andrew producer Tall Sexy and
Speaker 2: everything else just said that the song is trash.
Speaker 1: And so he's the delegate of y'all of y'all.
Speaker 3: Right, he's here as a representative of the listeners.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he said it's bad. It's bad, it's bad,
Speaker 1: it's no good, it's it's trash, Okay, hot garbage. Yeah,
Speaker 1: put it in the tin in the tin in the bin?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what else? You know?
Speaker 1: So it's just like but it's.
Speaker 3: Like, okay, yes, Beyonce didn't invent marching bands, right, but
Speaker 3: and who knows when Taylor started rehearsing for I mean,
Speaker 3: it wasn't like she was doing no choreo.
Speaker 1: So it was like arm things. But come in on
Speaker 1: an umbrella. I don't think who was Brendan Yuri?
Speaker 3: Okay, so because I saw him coming on it with
Speaker 3: an umbrella and I was like, is this who is this?
Speaker 2: So now y'all got the white fucking Farstworth Bentley Stunt.
Speaker 2: It's like, it's.
Speaker 1: Mary Poppins, sis, it's Mail's sis. Is he straight? It's
Speaker 1: a cis gendered Mary Poppins.
Speaker 2: Cis gendered Mary Poppins, iss merch.
Speaker 1: Cis gendered male Mary pop Hello, my name is cis
Speaker 1: gendered Mary.
Speaker 2: We need to make pens.
Speaker 1: That's a that's a patch. Yeah, maybe all our merch
Speaker 1: will just be patches that you can iron onto your clothes.
Speaker 2: No, we need t shirts.
Speaker 1: I want to teacher a good Christian gang. Yeah it's
Speaker 1: a good shirt.
Speaker 2: I should do that. Yeah, okay, so we all right,
Speaker 2: So we got three things on the list. We need
Speaker 2: to travel more. So you guys need to get on
Speaker 2: the Patreon so we could travel and do like a
Speaker 2: little travel show through.
Speaker 1: Wow, look at that.
Speaker 3: We need enough money for three people to travel because
Speaker 3: we're not gonna be we need a videographer. And I
Speaker 3: was like, well, who oh, but if we have a
Speaker 3: go Pro, but we got to get the go Pro.
Speaker 3: I mean we can get the go Pro.
Speaker 2: Okay, so if we get eighty listeners, were eighty more
Speaker 2: listeners today for the patreot, we can pay for a
Speaker 2: go Pro.
Speaker 1: Girl, we can pay for the go Pro right now.
Speaker 2: See that's to see this, you fucking up. You gotta
Speaker 2: talk to these people like we ain't got nothing going.
Speaker 3: On plenty, but there are plenty of people who are
Speaker 3: on the Patreon and they want to know where their
Speaker 3: money is going. So you you can't say we ain't
Speaker 3: got it. You gotta say we got it, but we
Speaker 3: need more yeah for y'all?
Speaker 1: Also we yeah sure, oh yeah.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, you know, I just want you to know that
Speaker 2: the money is safe because Marie has the money.
Speaker 1: Yeah I do, I don't.
Speaker 2: It doesn't go to my account.
Speaker 3: The money ain't going as the foruss. My god, did
Speaker 3: we learn anything today I don't even know what time
Speaker 3: it is. Uh, Andrew, any questions you have for us
Speaker 3: before we go?
Speaker 2: So he spent all day with us.
Speaker 1: Did you like anything about the Taylor Swift performance at
Speaker 1: the Billboard.
Speaker 3: Yeah. They came out with like a pastel briefcase. She
Speaker 3: had on a she had on like a chunky like
Speaker 3: a kid's boot.
Speaker 1: It was like, girl, I don't know where you're going,
Speaker 1: but you're not going to my house. I had to
Speaker 1: cut it off. I didn't even watch the whole club.
Speaker 2: Hold on sidebar. So I watched hair Wolf. Remember the
Speaker 2: thing that we auditioned for.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what was it last year or the year? It
Speaker 1: been two years ago? Joe Anne did.
Speaker 2: Yes, I saw the girl Car Car. She was at
Speaker 2: an audition that I was at, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: she going in. She got it.
Speaker 1: I was like, they don't even need me. Did you
Speaker 1: see Hairwolf?
Speaker 2: I did, because I got the HBO when I finally
Speaker 2: saw it, and that was like since they wasn't looking
Speaker 2: for us, but we weren't gonna make it right.
Speaker 1: So say everybody is mixed or we just we're not.
Speaker 1: It's a different it's a it's very like a Theodore type,
Speaker 1: you know, just it wasn't us.
Speaker 2: We're just too down to earth.
Speaker 1: Well, what was the what was the plot of that movie?
Speaker 2: White people as zombies coming over and taking the the brain,
Speaker 2: not brain, but just warping the black people in the
Speaker 2: hair salon so that they can have like European hair
Speaker 2: like they original.
Speaker 1: White people at zombies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, come to the beauty salon and all the people
Speaker 3: with natural hair end up with perps. Yeah, like blond Wig. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was air wow. I mean we both auditioned for that.
Speaker 3: We didn't get it, which and then we went to Shakeshack.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we did. It was actually it was quite it
Speaker 2: was quite nice. But I saw her and I just
Speaker 2: was like, oh, I see you on Instagram and it's
Speaker 2: it's great. I see your doing a lot of stuff
Speaker 2: and it's awesome. And she's like, girl, we got connect.
Speaker 2: And I was like, she ain't never gonna see me again.
Speaker 2: It's fine.
Speaker 3: I bumped into her on the street once. Yeah, like
Speaker 3: maybe like a couple months ago. She's got good vibes,
Speaker 3: good energy. She does have good energy. She's she's like
Speaker 3: a cool chick. Yeah, she's what Dewanda Wise is, but younger. Yes,
Speaker 3: because she, to me would make more sense in that
Speaker 3: Jane the Virgin movie.
Speaker 2: Than absolutely it's true.
Speaker 1: Okay, see Marie be watching things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I just I could just hope and pray
Speaker 2: that I figure it out. In acting, it's very stressful.
Speaker 3: Since Beyonce can't act. And I'm on the record saying
Speaker 3: this many times, but she's still getting casting things. So
Speaker 3: you just gotta be famous enough that they will cast.
Speaker 2: You in things. No, no, no, sis, I want to
Speaker 2: be good. I can't. It's so cringe worthy to watch
Speaker 2: somebody act poorly.
Speaker 1: Obsession. Yes, I kept watching it and I watched the
Speaker 1: whole thing.
Speaker 3: You've never seen that movie, but that as long actual
Speaker 3: I laughed, but it was just like, that's my husband.
Speaker 3: It's like, girl, your husband, Girl getting the hell out
Speaker 3: of my husband.
Speaker 1: That's my husband. Mummy, that's justin mush taking me high.
Speaker 2: Cut up this Allegedly.
Speaker 3: That song is eighteen years old. Everything is twenty, including me.
Speaker 3: It's crazy.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm trying to know.
Speaker 1: I was born.
Speaker 2: And then on that note, kids, it's been a beautiful
Speaker 2: just Us episode. Just Us, And you know.
Speaker 3: Take your check, your vitamins, eat your vegetables, uh, live
Speaker 3: your best lives. Make sure you hydrate and cleanse your
Speaker 3: skin properly. We want you, guys to be as sexy
Speaker 3: as possible, so when we meet you in public, we
Speaker 3: can be like, oh, look at one of our listeners.
Speaker 3: Looking at listeners. You know, if you want combination scan,
Speaker 3: make sure you hit the t ZNG. We just want
Speaker 3: you to be the best you that you can be
Speaker 3: so that we can thrive on stage for y'all.
Speaker 2: Every time I see y'all, I'm just like, look at
Speaker 2: you beautiful, isn't it great? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I really adore Oh my god some and it's I'm
Speaker 3: always shocked when a white woman comes up to me
Speaker 3: and tells me she likes the podcast, because I'm always like, Sis,
Speaker 3: I'm kind of mean to y'all, but I love it.
Speaker 1: Jador it, you love it, list it, do it, keep listening.
Speaker 1: I love all of it.
Speaker 2: Marie is one of those bullies that you're just like,
Speaker 2: but that's Marie.
Speaker 1: She's my friend.
Speaker 2: And it's like traumatizing you the whole time, ma'am.
Speaker 3: But I raise you up. I knock you down to
Speaker 3: raise you up. Same you raise me up.
Speaker 2: You know it was COVID. You knew its baby.
Speaker 3: Shout out to Josh grobin A. Okay, well, Sydney, any
Speaker 3: final words before we go.
Speaker 2: I'm really hungry. I sure love a sandwich, Okay, something, okay,
Speaker 2: maybe with your half of the Patreon melon money.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to shake shocksis I feel like I
Speaker 1: eat it too much? So I will When did you
Speaker 1: have it? The last time I was with you guys
Speaker 1: and we went to shake show that was a month ago.
Speaker 1: That was like two weeks ago with Zach. That was
Speaker 1: like two weeks ago with Zach tig Our divorced two
Speaker 1: weeks ago. I'm not doing this with y'all. Guys.
Speaker 3: Have a blessed and beautiful afternoon or morning or whatever
Speaker 3: time you're watching you're listening to this, and uh shout
Speaker 3: out to Sydney for becoming the greatest actress in the world.
Speaker 3: I'm putting that in the universes via the Davis status, right,
Speaker 3: But you're not gonna take your wig off on camera.
Speaker 2: Because well acceptable.
Speaker 3: Bye guys, raad comment, subscribe, see you on the Patreon.
Speaker 3: I love your name Forever.
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