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Speaker 1: what happens when you chase man. You just bet the

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Speaker 1: a night, Arnold, get on over here. We're gonna do

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Speaker 1: it live. Okay, Arnold, you watched the game last night Vegas.

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Speaker 1: Why do you like Vegas because that's where you and

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Speaker 1: Abbey hooked up and had showered sex. Yeah, all right, Ray,

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Speaker 1: you up your side? Your face? Boy? Are the what too? So? Losers.

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Speaker 1: What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most

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Speaker 1: about sports. I'll give you the sports facts, the sports,

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Speaker 1: and the dow is down a point over to you, coach, Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm gambling again. No, no, no, no, let's just say

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Speaker 1: the A's have cost me again and again and again

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Speaker 1: damn Rays. I'm like, all right, I need to make

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Speaker 1: it back. What do I need to bet on? And

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Speaker 1: b hands hits me. It says you gotta take the Knights.

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Speaker 1: He goes. I would even bet the Knights minus two

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Speaker 1: like he was like, dude, close out game in Vegas.

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Speaker 1: Look at the and he's just giving me all these stats.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, two and a half goals in hockey is insane.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, bright score again seven four seven four. Whoa,

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Speaker 1: that is just that's that's steep, man. So I did

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Speaker 1: You didn't pick the Knights. You picked the Knights in

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Speaker 1: that city, the bet panthers. That's a great point. I

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Speaker 1: saw many videos. One was it Circa, Dude, Circa Apparently

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Speaker 1: they started opening champagne bottles. You know, you're supposed to

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Speaker 1: The Knights one we're doing the red bet and bumped

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Speaker 1: A's for the last seven as as fascinating has this been?

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Speaker 1: He should have went to second to wonder. Franco didn't.

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Speaker 1: But that that one parlay would have been boom, I

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Speaker 1: They flip it. The puck is never like a pancake.

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Speaker 1: How do they do it right? Hell of the tease?

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Speaker 1: the team. And that is what hockey does. They bring

420
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,399
Speaker 1: the Stanley Cup out and they give it to the

421
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:36,240
Speaker 1: captain whose last name was Stone. I don't know anything

422
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:39,159
Speaker 1: about the guy, don't give a damn. I don't, but

423
00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:42,640
Speaker 1: all I know is they handed him the trophy because

424
00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:47,800
Speaker 1: his work, his leadership. They won the trophy because of

425
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:51,680
Speaker 1: the players, not because of some dumb ass rich owner. Yes,

426
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:53,520
Speaker 1: you have to have a rich owner that's willing to

427
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:57,480
Speaker 1: pay the players, but don't give the owner the fucking trophy.

428
00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:00,280
Speaker 1: Give it, but can you beleep that please? Yes, give

429
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:03,480
Speaker 1: it to the players. That is the way you do it.

430
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:06,600
Speaker 1: Sorry for the hard f ray. It drives me nuts

431
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:09,200
Speaker 1: every like the NBA. And they handed this stupid owner

432
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,960
Speaker 1: in a suit that doesn't do crab ex ever, putting

433
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:14,320
Speaker 1: his billions of dollars into it. He doesn't have any

434
00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:16,719
Speaker 1: blood or sweat. He didn't put up a j he

435
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:19,040
Speaker 1: doesn't beat the one on one depense, he doesn't hit

436
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:21,440
Speaker 1: a three of the buzzer, he doesn't put a rister

437
00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:25,120
Speaker 1: past the goalie top shelf. None of that hockey does

438
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:27,720
Speaker 1: it right? And what else does hockey do? They give

439
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:33,040
Speaker 1: every far player their moment, so the captain comes back,

440
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:36,480
Speaker 1: hands it off to someone else. They skated around the ice,

441
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:39,439
Speaker 1: come back, hand it to another player. He skates it

442
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:42,879
Speaker 1: around the ice, so every single person gets their moment

443
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:46,200
Speaker 1: one on one with that in front of all the bands.

444
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:49,720
Speaker 1: They gave it to the training staff, the trainers saw baby,

445
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:53,159
Speaker 1: the head coaches there was a damn baby with it.

446
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:56,040
Speaker 1: If that baby was in the trophy, that's what I'm

447
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:58,960
Speaker 1: talking about. No, the baby doesn't need a moment, that's true.

448
00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:02,159
Speaker 1: But they give it to everybody and the owner just

449
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:05,240
Speaker 1: stands back and finally he gets his moment with the trophy.

450
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:08,680
Speaker 1: That is how you do it, Stanley Cup, the NHL,

451
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,520
Speaker 1: you guys do it right. Take note. But then a

452
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,879
Speaker 1: week later they're chugging Guinnesses out of it. That is

453
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:17,600
Speaker 1: the cool part. That's not respect, no, it is, that's tradition.

454
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:19,240
Speaker 1: It's respect. I don't think you can do it through

455
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:22,119
Speaker 1: the World Series Trophy at Leaks. The consp or the

456
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:25,360
Speaker 1: Hockey Trophy is perfect because it's it's got a bowl. Yeah,

457
00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:28,080
Speaker 1: it's a nice little bowl, perfect for smoking weed. Ray

458
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:30,040
Speaker 1: or you could do that. Or you could put it

459
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:32,560
Speaker 1: at your table at Thanksgiving and put fruit in it.

460
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:35,880
Speaker 1: It could be the corniakaki, that's what it's called. Stone

461
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:38,359
Speaker 1: was the opposite of stone Man. Was that guy good?

462
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:40,760
Speaker 1: He played very well. He damn well should have won

463
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:43,879
Speaker 1: the con Smith March assault was your your winner And

464
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:45,840
Speaker 1: we said that here on the show. Hate to be

465
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:48,800
Speaker 1: right again, Go to the message boards on Facebook, if

466
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:51,840
Speaker 1: you will, we were right, yes, but I just could not.

467
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,240
Speaker 1: I just love what hockey does. It was really It's

468
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:56,800
Speaker 1: really cool to see everyone get their moment with the trophy.

469
00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:59,720
Speaker 1: And speaking of being right, I've got a couple of futures.

470
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:02,879
Speaker 1: Bet I would love to give the people. Did you

471
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:05,639
Speaker 1: watch any of it? Uh? Yeah, yeah, I was in

472
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:08,000
Speaker 1: and out. I saw there. I was watching on my phone. Dude,

473
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:10,439
Speaker 1: on my phone. It's amazing now with these cell phones.

474
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:13,000
Speaker 1: So I've got the Amazon Prime app. I watch every

475
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:16,439
Speaker 1: hitter I'm watching because I'm helping Beazer with her hitters,

476
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:18,639
Speaker 1: my hitters. I'm trying to give justin advice. I got

477
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:21,399
Speaker 1: boomers hitters, I got hitters on every team I know.

478
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,920
Speaker 1: If you need any hitter, let me know. I know

479
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,480
Speaker 1: how they've done the last three days. How they hit

480
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:28,520
Speaker 1: in the strike zone. Are they hot? Are they not?

481
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,119
Speaker 1: Have they been a little sick under the weather? Do

482
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:36,119
Speaker 1: they hit well in stadium's domes? Name it Lefty, righty?

483
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:39,960
Speaker 1: The splits the hockey and I'll click to ESPN. I

484
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:42,399
Speaker 1: click over and I watch it for five seconds. I

485
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:45,000
Speaker 1: saw that they scored two goals in twenty seconds. Awesome.

486
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:47,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, dope. Sometimes when I'm on the other apps,

487
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 1: I can see that they scored before the TV, so

488
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,439
Speaker 1: then I quick click over and I see it. But

489
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:55,040
Speaker 1: I'm in and out. I'm not, you know. I'm also like,

490
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:58,400
Speaker 1: should I go to bed? You know? Yes, So that's

491
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:00,320
Speaker 1: what I was thinking. My wife was like, you don't

492
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:02,320
Speaker 1: even care about these teams. I was like, yes. But

493
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:05,520
Speaker 1: to see every person the pure joy when they finally

494
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:09,959
Speaker 1: get to hoist the Stanley Cup is such a cool moment.

495
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:13,399
Speaker 1: They say what they've dreamed about the trainers. They let

496
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:15,760
Speaker 1: the trainers do it because they get those players in shape,

497
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:18,280
Speaker 1: they keep them healthy, they rehab them. It's just a

498
00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:20,639
Speaker 1: neat thing. I love the way they do it. I

499
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,840
Speaker 1: hate it, Like the Larry O'Brien when the Nuggets won

500
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:25,080
Speaker 1: the other night, they give it a stupid stan Ass

501
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:28,040
Speaker 1: cronky or whatever his name is. He doesn't deserve to

502
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:30,160
Speaker 1: hold the trophy until the end. I think I saw

503
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:36,240
Speaker 1: Jokick's brothers holding the brothers girl, his wife, his sisters,

504
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:40,000
Speaker 1: his aunts, uncles. And that is another funny thing is

505
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,080
Speaker 1: they all celebrate, but then they all bring their family

506
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:46,880
Speaker 1: out right away. Whereas hockey everybody it's only you down

507
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,439
Speaker 1: there for a little bit, right, because they don't have

508
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 1: skates that well, there's people walking on the coach doesn't

509
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:53,639
Speaker 1: have skates. He's out there. You gotta be damn carefully.

510
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:55,760
Speaker 1: You got to be very careful. That's your tail and

511
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:57,679
Speaker 1: then you break your head open and oh man, that

512
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:00,840
Speaker 1: ruins the celebration. Speaking of that dad slip the other day,

513
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:03,600
Speaker 1: he's not doing well back to you. Oh no, was

514
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:06,800
Speaker 1: it in the shower, No, it was outside. He's fine though,

515
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:12,879
Speaker 1: sore asph on. Yes. So the NBA, the Nuggets, man,

516
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:16,680
Speaker 1: that game was hard. The Nuggets should have lost that game.

517
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 1: They found a way to win. Jokers amazing, But he

518
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:23,520
Speaker 1: is hilarious, Like when he wins the championship, he looks

519
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:25,960
Speaker 1: like he doesn't give two ships. Dude, when he asked

520
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,639
Speaker 1: what the parade is and they tell him it's it

521
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:29,960
Speaker 1: in two days and he hits him with the oh,

522
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:33,400
Speaker 1: I gotta get home. I can't stay another two days. Yeah, dude,

523
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:36,240
Speaker 1: he just says exactly how he feels. Well, he hasn't

524
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:40,879
Speaker 1: learned in American culture, people lie, people are fake and ingenuine.

525
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:44,360
Speaker 1: But he's just he's up there and they're like, yeah,

526
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,840
Speaker 1: the PREI is not built Thursdays, like, oh shit, I

527
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:50,680
Speaker 1: gotta stay till I just want to go back, and

528
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:52,960
Speaker 1: they go, hey, so what's what's your feelings. He goes,

529
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,199
Speaker 1: job's done. Time to go home. He wants to go

530
00:26:56,240 --> 00:27:00,719
Speaker 1: back to Serbia. We won the championship. I'm out of America.

531
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 1: Let's go, and they show him that in the locker room.

532
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 1: He takes the champagne, shakes it. My god, spray's like

533
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:08,920
Speaker 1: an ounce thing of that. You didn't even notice. Shank

534
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,919
Speaker 1: the champagne. He shakes it and like a little bit

535
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:13,199
Speaker 1: comes out. He's like, all right, I'm done with that.

536
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:15,760
Speaker 1: And then it's interesting how they go into the locker room.

537
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,879
Speaker 1: They pull people out to bring him back onto the

538
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 1: court to interview him. Then they can go back in

539
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,480
Speaker 1: the locker room and they're interviewing the coach and they're like,

540
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:24,080
Speaker 1: how are you gonna feel tomorrow? And he's like, I'm

541
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:26,520
Speaker 1: probably gonna be pretty ung over there. And they also

542
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 1: let the reporters in the newspaper people's party with him. Yes,

543
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 1: there was one video floating around with one of the

544
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 1: reporters puke it in the background, shit faced dude, and

545
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:37,879
Speaker 1: he like pukes on himself and then he kind of

546
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:46,360
Speaker 1: comes to mass his mouth. He was he puked up

547
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 1: the champagne, and then he acted like nothing was wrong.

548
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,600
Speaker 1: They tried to wipe it off with a towel, and

549
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:54,639
Speaker 1: he's like looking around like, yeah, man, what's going on.

550
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:57,120
Speaker 1: But what you realize, kids, if you're under twenty one

551
00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,720
Speaker 1: or you don't drink with champagne, you can't. It's a

552
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:02,000
Speaker 1: weird one because if it gets all foamy, that's what

553
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:04,639
Speaker 1: makes you pu It's hard to drink very So what

554
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:06,639
Speaker 1: he did is he just bottled it. And you can't.

555
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 1: You can't body a champagne bottle. You can't a beer

556
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:12,720
Speaker 1: seltzer that shit. But dude, he bodies the champagne and

557
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:16,159
Speaker 1: it's nothing but foam, so he puke, he pukes it up.

558
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:18,639
Speaker 1: I mean that would never fly at brunch. I mean

559
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:21,000
Speaker 1: at brunch, there's no recovering from that because all the

560
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 1: girls see you puke on yourself. Yeah well, I mean

561
00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:25,880
Speaker 1: everybody in America now saw this dude puke on himself.

562
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:27,640
Speaker 1: So I mean for the rest of his life, he's

563
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,640
Speaker 1: gonna be put Guys don't know his name, but I'm

564
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:31,439
Speaker 1: sure people out there have already put his name on

565
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,600
Speaker 1: the internet. He's gonna be a meme for the rest

566
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:37,119
Speaker 1: of his life. It was a good week, dude, But

567
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:38,960
Speaker 1: you know we have the lull now. But now it's

568
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,160
Speaker 1: the loll now. Now it's dead time. Well this when

569
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 1: you hang out with your family and you find a hobby. Yes,

570
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:45,920
Speaker 1: and the Nuggets. Here's the thing. Nuggets are gonna be back.

571
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 1: They're gonna be so freaking good. Jokis is good. Jamal

572
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 1: Murray isn't on the train. I saw ESPN. What's their

573
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:55,160
Speaker 1: go to? Is this the start of a dynasty? Shut

574
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:58,960
Speaker 1: the hell up. There's about to be some damn good teams.

575
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 1: There's always He's going to be some good teams. What

576
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 1: I'm saying is that wim Benaiya jo is twenty six.

577
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 1: Whim Benaya will swap the shit out of it. Did

578
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:10,000
Speaker 1: you hear me how old he is? He's only twenty

579
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 1: six years old? Really, what he decides this stay overseas

580
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 1: and play. He would be the best Serbian player ever.

581
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 1: Oh he already is. Yeah, So why would you not

582
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:22,040
Speaker 1: do in the NBA. We're gonna make a lot more money. Happiness,

583
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 1: Why did Andrew Luckiley? Happiness? Andrew luck left because he

584
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,120
Speaker 1: was hurt all the time, and he was tired of rehabbing.

585
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 1: He was tired of getting the shit kicked out of him.

586
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 1: Never forget when I was at the bar and I

587
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 1: saw that on the bottom screen Andrew Luck retires. What

588
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 1: that was the first time? I thought? Man an athlete

589
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:41,320
Speaker 1: just totally shocked the sports world by telling us sports

590
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:43,600
Speaker 1: ain't that great. That's a great call. I mean, absolutely

591
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 1: out of nowhere, just like what like WHOA? I thought

592
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 1: sports was life? Oh, I guess it's not. I thought

593
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:54,560
Speaker 1: sports was everything. It meant everything. Maybe not r no

594
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 1: and be like certain like Jokick. Jokik decides to play

595
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 1: overseas three months of the year, leaves the NBA. What

596
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 1: sports is in life? Wow? NBA and payment and everything?

597
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:09,480
Speaker 1: What the hell America taught me that sports is everything?

598
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 1: He just wants to play in front of his family.

599
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 1: What he wants to play with Paul down the street.

600
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:17,920
Speaker 1: He played out growing up. What he does? Love his

601
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 1: brothers do they do it? They do cheek kisses, head kisses. Oh,

602
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:23,520
Speaker 1: they do everything. Groat a little bit. His brothers look

603
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:25,000
Speaker 1: like they're in the mob. I mean they look like

604
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 1: some tough mothers. Dude, They've said, his brothers getting arguments

605
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 1: with fans and stuff. And I mean, you know, it's

606
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 1: not like pretty are like those are Oh you don't

607
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,280
Speaker 1: think it's like, Hi, how are you doing? Oh? Your

608
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 1: team is? Your team sucks? Your team sucks. I bet

609
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:38,560
Speaker 1: they're talking serbian like you're well, they're probably not talking

610
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 1: serbian because then people wuldn't understand them. Your time will come.

611
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:43,240
Speaker 1: There's a couple of people I'm afraid of. I don't

612
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 1: know if you're watching The New Jersey Housewives. No, don't

613
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,400
Speaker 1: watch that. Bro. Not not a fan, bro, God dang it.

614
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:52,360
Speaker 1: The Braves, the Tigers have the bases loaded. Hey, bottom

615
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:54,760
Speaker 1: of the fifth. It is straight mob talk. These guys

616
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 1: go high. Yeah, your day's coming. Hey, watch your back.

617
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 1: Hey yeah, be careful. Hey, give it a couple, give

618
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 1: it a week, things will change. It's just aired last night, dude.

619
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:08,760
Speaker 1: It is straight mob and it's exactly like Joki's brothers.

620
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:10,840
Speaker 1: That is mob talk. You know who else was big

621
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 1: trash talker in the stands Shack's dad. I would see

622
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:17,200
Speaker 1: him at Spurs games in San Antonio and he would

623
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 1: be all decked out in his Laker gear and he

624
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 1: would point at people and yell at people. I mean

625
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:25,840
Speaker 1: he was a mouthy mother. He would yell and oh,

626
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:31,200
Speaker 1: you know, fingers, boom boom boom. Shack's dad love to

627
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,720
Speaker 1: talk to the other fans. Got the ring finger, Ray,

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Speaker 1: get on now? I mean, we can do it after

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Speaker 1: the break if you want. I mean, there's for the

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Speaker 1: a break, we'll come back. Ray's gonna make you some money.

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Speaker 1: I need the braves. I need Spencer Strider to Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: Spencer Strider is still in the game. He's pitching to

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Speaker 1: Andy Ibanez right now. Is I need him to get

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Speaker 1: out of it? Guys, while lunch does is very play

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Speaker 1: by play a major baseball Justin just completed his residency.

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Speaker 1: He so, he had a four month in ICU. He's

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Speaker 1: done so now he moves aware he stays in Boston.

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Speaker 1: But I think it's a better position. And I said,

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Speaker 1: we will be celebrating your graduation by dumping out a

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Speaker 1: bottle of wine on our downstairs neighbors patio. And he said,

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Speaker 1: or you could throw a bag of your festering trash

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Speaker 1: on the balcony. I would prefer that. Strike one rots justin, yes, justin,

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Speaker 1: Come on, Spencer, we're gonna do live play by play. Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, I just got this little app

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Speaker 1: right here. Look I'm just doing this. I'm watching the

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Speaker 1: little screen. Yeah, there's a better thing than that called

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Speaker 1: Amazon Prize. I know. I need to get it. I

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Speaker 1: need to get it. Well, you can also watch one

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Speaker 1: for free. What stream east is all? I'm gonna say, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing that where I get I can't get

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Speaker 1: a virus. I don't like that ray is it a

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Speaker 1: porn virus? Come on two to one, and this is

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Speaker 1: what it takes forever. I hate when it takes forever

657
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Speaker 1: because then I get nervous, Like when there's no action

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Speaker 1: is oh Paul three, we're gonna walk and run in.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna walk the damn run in and then the

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Speaker 1: tying run is gonna be a second. What happened to

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Speaker 1: Spencer Strider? Like I thought he was so good? Those

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Speaker 1: were the worst in high school? Man, God get the

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Speaker 1: porn virus on the family computer. Oh there it goes.

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Speaker 1: and scores, Matten to third and by or bias the

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Speaker 1: tell the Exfinity guy to come fix it, U. Not

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Speaker 1: the search history though, They're not gonna find the problem

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Speaker 1: there see how but it was a strike. At least

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Speaker 1: it was a strike. So it's three and two, two outs,

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Speaker 1: runners on second and third, Brave seven, Tigers five. We're

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Speaker 1: in the bottom of the fifth. Need this, need this

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Speaker 1: bad for the parlay? Yeah, Mom, I'll do the I'll

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Speaker 1: do it. What here we go? Yes, Yes, won't happen again. No,

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Speaker 1: I I accidentally clicked on him, Mom, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Abanas struck out swinging. We're going to the six up

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Speaker 1: to all right, we need to take a break and

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Speaker 1: then Ray's got some futures bets. We're gonna lock him

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Speaker 1: in win some money. We'll be right back, Yeah, mom,

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Speaker 1: I mean Britney Spears. I was doing a report on her.

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Speaker 1: No idea why she's in a bikini we'll hit us

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Speaker 1: with it, all right, you guys, listen up, Pixley b

686
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Speaker 1: hands locks. You two stop saying we don't know what

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00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:46,680
Speaker 1: the hell we're talking about. We predict this crap. So

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Speaker 1: eat it, suck it, cough it, choke it, hump it.

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00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:56,560
Speaker 1: I got two futures, bets, go simple one right now.

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Speaker 1: Aaron Judge. I believe he's out sore too. He'll be

691
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 1: back in like games. The leader in home runs right now?

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00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:07,880
Speaker 1: Who the hell is it, Pete Alonzo? Damn it, it's Alonzo.

693
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 1: He's done for a month. They said he's in the NL.

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00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:14,320
Speaker 1: It's holly everything. Oh, it's all all of baseball right now.

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00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 1: Aaron Judge is plus five hundred. He's close to favorite.

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00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:24,440
Speaker 1: Alonso is done with an arm, neck, ass, my butt,

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00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:27,640
Speaker 1: my ass, everything's hurt on that guy. Alonzo's done for

698
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:30,880
Speaker 1: the year, so he's not even gonna be in the running.

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00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 1: You gotta worry about guys like Schwarver Olsen. But I'm

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00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:37,640
Speaker 1: telling you, Aaron Judge beat everybody by thirty last year.

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Speaker 1: The only guy close was guess who the polar bear? Alonzo.

702
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:46,480
Speaker 1: Judge is gonna win the home run contest walking away.

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Speaker 1: He's out probably another week, so you don't have to

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Speaker 1: hit it right now, but hit it soon. It's plus

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Speaker 1: five hundred. Well, I don't even seeman. Since Major League

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Speaker 1: Baseball starts, you have to do it at the end

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Speaker 1: of the day. They shut down futures bets when games start. Oh,

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Speaker 1: what are your rookie guys? So yes, yes, I am

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Speaker 1: actually Aaron Judge. Plus five hundred, do it. I already

710
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Speaker 1: gave you the Miami the soccer one. That's a little

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00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:13,000
Speaker 1: bit of a flyer. That's a stupid one. It's eight

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00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:16,240
Speaker 1: absolutely stupid. It's eighteen times your money. We know Messi's

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Speaker 1: coming back right after the fourth of July. Uh, let's

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Speaker 1: be real. Miami's probably gonna get sowt in myes a

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Speaker 1: couple of times before then, So you can wait on

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00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 1: that one. You can wait on both of these, okay,

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00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 1: because Swerver's not hitting home runs, Olsen's not hitting home runs,

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Speaker 1: Miami's losing. When are you gonna get here? Messi? There's

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Speaker 1: that so Messi we need you. It's plus five hundred,

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Speaker 1: plus five hundred. I just gave you an amazing futures bet.

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Speaker 1: You get to watch every Yankees game and root for

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Speaker 1: a home run let me rehit the bet there it is. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I did my job. I'm ready to go home. All right, cool,

724
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Speaker 1: the job is done. I want to go to Serbia. Like,

725
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:55,400
Speaker 1: is he really that unexcited about winning an NBA championship

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00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:57,919
Speaker 1: or I mean the Jokins brothers are throwing the coach

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00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:00,440
Speaker 1: in the air or is he just playing all for

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00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:03,359
Speaker 1: a full stop? It's actually a it's a condition. I

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00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:07,279
Speaker 1: study communication studies in college. It's called blunted affect. It's

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Speaker 1: the inability to show joy, happiness, sadness, or despair. It's

731
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:17,480
Speaker 1: all just one emotion. So when he wins a championship,

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Speaker 1: it's the same reaction as he would be going to Wendy's.

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Speaker 1: Now at the parade on Thursday. Since they are in

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Speaker 1: Denver and it's legal, can they get hot? Can they

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Speaker 1: smoke weed? Are they gonna be up there to smoking blunts?

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's legal here to to spank your kid.

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Speaker 1: You just go out in the streets and spank your kid.

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Speaker 1: Probably not, but I don't know if that, Like, are

739
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Speaker 1: they allowed to go out there and just smoke weed

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Speaker 1: at the parade? Well, let's be real. We've talked to

741
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Speaker 1: people on planes. They sometimes do stuff. I'm guessing in public. No,

742
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 1: but I bet when cameras left the locker room they smoked. No,

743
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 1: I'm talking about at the parade on Thursday, but in

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00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:00,360
Speaker 1: the locker room when the camera's are on, no smoke.

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00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 1: Cameras left. I bet there was smoky smoke. Smoke. When

746
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:05,560
Speaker 1: they went to their house, there was a lot of plumes.

747
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:09,040
Speaker 1: I'm guessing parade, maybe beforehand, maybe after. They don't. It's

748
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 1: not the look they want they got. Hey, guys, they'll

749
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Speaker 1: be fines. Nobody do it when we're on the duck boats. Guys,

750
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 1: here's my other futures bet. Please listen up. It is

751
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:22,359
Speaker 1: men's College World Series. It gets underway Friday. How many

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00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:26,400
Speaker 1: teams we got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

753
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 1: There's eight teams. I'm absolutely loving Florida. They're four times

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00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:33,359
Speaker 1: your money. It's a great futures bet. You can watch

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00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:36,240
Speaker 1: it over the next three weeks. I do have personal

756
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:39,919
Speaker 1: experience going to the College World Series. Went there private jet,

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00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:44,120
Speaker 1: saw a game. That's my backstory, that's my credit. Wait,

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00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:46,399
Speaker 1: wait one game, Yeah, I think we saw one game.

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00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:48,719
Speaker 1: You flew all the way there for one game and

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00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 1: flew back the team we were rooting for lost. There's

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00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:53,640
Speaker 1: no reason to stay there any longer. All right, that

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00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:55,120
Speaker 1: makes a lot of sense, a lot of travel for

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Speaker 1: one game, But go ahead. I'm telling you. The easiest

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Speaker 1: bracket is Florida. The favorite is wake Forest. But listen

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00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:05,359
Speaker 1: to this. The favorite is just like President's Trophy. The

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00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 1: team that wins the President's doesn't win the hockey. The

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00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 1: team that is the best team in baseball doesn't win

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00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,960
Speaker 1: the College World Series. This hasn't happened in twenty three years,

769
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 1: so it's not gonna be wake Forest. Florida is awesome

770
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:20,879
Speaker 1: for some reason. LSU's ranked higher odds wise than them.

771
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:24,759
Speaker 1: Florida is better than LSU. Florida's in an easy ass bracket.

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00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:28,320
Speaker 1: They're in the same bracket as Oral Roberts, Virginia's decent

773
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 1: TCU is playing Wiley as of late. I love Florida.

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00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:35,000
Speaker 1: In the championship, it'll be Florida and Wake Wake's got

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00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,239
Speaker 1: the likes of Stanford, who is the best team on

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00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,440
Speaker 1: the West Coast. Oh, dude, the White Texas lost it.

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00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 1: I mean the other night I was watching it live

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00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:45,360
Speaker 1: and the guy. First of all, this dude thinks he

779
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:48,040
Speaker 1: hits a home run and it hits off the wall

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00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,319
Speaker 1: and he throws his helmet in the air and he's

781
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 1: like pointing to the crowd, thinking he hit a home run. Yeah,

782
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:57,480
Speaker 1: barely safe at second, barely safe at second, and he's like,

783
00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:01,279
Speaker 1: what the what's going on? The dude pops out to

784
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:05,240
Speaker 1: end the inning to right field, and the pitcher's running

785
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 1: to the dugout because he's like, oh, that's an easy

786
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:10,600
Speaker 1: pop fly. And the guy couldn't see it in the lights.

787
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:15,839
Speaker 1: It was so sad, and you could see that the

788
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:18,440
Speaker 1: center fielder and the right fielder neither one of them

789
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 1: had any idea where the ball was. They look up

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00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 1: and they just immediately put their arms like what where

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Speaker 1: is it? Second baseman, no idea. The only person that

792
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 1: saw it was the shortstop, I think, and he's trying

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Speaker 1: to point, going oh oh oh, falls down lost in

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Speaker 1: the lights. Dude felt so bad for them to lose

795
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:40,719
Speaker 1: that way. That one was bad, Like, I don't like

796
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:43,160
Speaker 1: if you lose aka cool and a base hit, but

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00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:45,879
Speaker 1: that was a routine pop fly that he had no

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Speaker 1: idea where it was. Guys at night rarely lose balls

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Speaker 1: like that. They say the Stanford lights are terrible. They

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00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 1: said the Aggies the weekend before lost balls in the

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00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:56,680
Speaker 1: light and now Texas that if you're not used to it,

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Speaker 1: playing at Stanford is very difficult, so aky, the lighting sucks.

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00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 1: Electricians you're on notice, Yeah, do they not have an

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00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,359
Speaker 1: engineering department? They can put some new lights to help

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00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:10,399
Speaker 1: the people out. So guys, just lock this one in

806
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:13,840
Speaker 1: before we talk about random mess. Florida to win the

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00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:16,719
Speaker 1: College World Series four times your money. You heard it

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00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:19,359
Speaker 1: here first, and then you can suck off as many

809
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:21,960
Speaker 1: bud lights as you want come about a month from now.

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00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,080
Speaker 1: Futures bets are fun. That's how you make money. Don't

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Speaker 1: chase like lunch day to day. Okay, futures are the future.

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Speaker 1: Remember you can bet futures bets in the past. Never

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Speaker 1: can you bet them in the future because it's too late.

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Speaker 1: Aaron Judge home run winner. You'll get that payout at

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Speaker 1: the end of September. Florida to win the College World

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Speaker 1: Series paid out in about two weeks. God bless and goodnight. Okay,

817
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 1: the futures bet you really need to look at now

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00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 1: that it's title town. The Denver Broncos to win the

819
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:55,919
Speaker 1: AFC West plus five point fifty. Listen, they sucked last year.

820
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 1: Russell Wilson looked like garbage. And they have Sean Payton

821
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Speaker 1: as a coach. Sean Payton knows football. Whoever the hell

822
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,080
Speaker 1: they had as a head coach last year had no

823
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:07,560
Speaker 1: idea what the hell he was doing. He was in

824
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 1: way over his head. Russell Wilson had no shot at

825
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Speaker 1: succeeding last year. Sean Peyton knows how to win football games.

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Speaker 1: Their team is stacked with talent Vick Flangio. They have

827
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Speaker 1: talent everywhere, and so you want to get on board

828
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Speaker 1: with a kind of weird flyer. You take the Denver

829
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Speaker 1: Broncos to win the AFC West and you're gonna win

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Speaker 1: five and a half times your money. Who they gotta

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Speaker 1: beat Cardinals, that Raider. They gotta beat the Raiders. They

832
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Speaker 1: got to beat the Chargers, and they got to beat

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Speaker 1: the Chiefs. And I understand it's a long shot going

834
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 1: up against the Chiefs and Mahomes because they are Mahomes

835
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:45,880
Speaker 1: and the Chiefs. But if you're looking for something lightning

836
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:48,759
Speaker 1: in a bottle, the Broncos are your long shot. That's

837
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna say. And also, guys, we researched this stuff.

838
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 1: I mean I'm not just coming on here and I'm

839
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:56,279
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to bet it. I need to talk

840
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 1: to Baser. But also another one that I love. Your

841
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:01,840
Speaker 1: passing leader of the season last year was Patty Mahomes.

842
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 1: Year before, I believe it was Herbert. A guy that's

843
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:06,480
Speaker 1: always in the running. He's as Tom Brady, Well Tom

844
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:08,840
Speaker 1: Brady's not in the NFL. Patty Mahomes, dude is like

845
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:11,680
Speaker 1: four times your money for being the passing leader and

846
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 1: always got to beat is. All he has to beat

847
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 1: is every other quarterback in the NFL. You don't have

848
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 1: to name him because he has to beat every quarterback

849
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:21,320
Speaker 1: in the NFL. The other two favorites are you know,

850
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:25,080
Speaker 1: Herbert Herbert and the guy up in Buffalo, Josh Allen. Yeah,

851
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:27,279
Speaker 1: he's got to beat them. Buffalo ends up running a

852
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:30,280
Speaker 1: lot and then Herbert is a threat. But oddly Herbert

853
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:32,680
Speaker 1: last year that sometimes the Chargers just had the weirdest

854
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:35,040
Speaker 1: offense where he would only throw in the two hundreds.

855
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:40,200
Speaker 1: Patty Mahomes was always always girthen and push into four

856
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:43,440
Speaker 1: hundred yards a game. Four times your money. But you

857
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:45,279
Speaker 1: can wait for another month to bet that one. But

858
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:48,240
Speaker 1: it's a very good looking bet futures. Bet you can't

859
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 1: play it in the future. In the past, you can

860
00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:52,759
Speaker 1: bet that and you win five times. Your money pays

861
00:43:52,800 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 1: out in December. God bless and we'll take a break. Right.

862
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:02,239
Speaker 1: That was a hell of a second, No, it was.

863
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 1: But now this is something I don't understand, and I

864
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 1: don't think I would ever do this. Why do women

865
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 1: want butt play? Well, I mean, I kind of get

866
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:14,319
Speaker 1: why they want butt play. That's fine, and I get it.

867
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:17,680
Speaker 1: But I'm watching the Knights game last night and the

868
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:20,319
Speaker 1: guy gets a hat trick and all these dumb ass

869
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 1: people start throwing their hats on the ice. That's one

870
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:25,719
Speaker 1: where you let the guy next to you do it.

871
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:29,000
Speaker 1: Why would you lose your Stanley Cup hat? Stanley Cup

872
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:32,319
Speaker 1: out any hat you're wearing. You paid good money for

873
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 1: that hat. Most likely they're not cheap hats that these

874
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 1: people are throwing on the rink. Like. It's not like

875
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 1: some freek giveaway hat that they had every hat sitting

876
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:42,239
Speaker 1: on the chair, so who gives a damn? This is

877
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 1: your actual hat. That's one of those where everybody's throwing stuff.

878
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 1: Throw your empty beer cup. So you get caught up

879
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 1: in the moment and you throw your forty dollars hat

880
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:54,000
Speaker 1: that you bought at the freaking gift shop, because you know, like,

881
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:57,960
Speaker 1: I wonder how much a NHL Golden Knight's hat is

882
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:02,160
Speaker 1: Golden Knights hat in the moment. That's a forty dollars hat.

883
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:06,040
Speaker 1: I mean, I just if I go to a shop

884
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:09,520
Speaker 1: iNHL dot com thirty four to ninety nine for a

885
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 1: Golden Knight's hat, not a championship one, just a normal one.

886
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,440
Speaker 1: So these people spent thirty five, almost forty dollars on

887
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:17,480
Speaker 1: a hat. Well, and I believe they do scoop up

888
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:19,360
Speaker 1: all those hats and they give them to Haiti. So

889
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:21,440
Speaker 1: is that I know. I want to know what they

890
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:23,279
Speaker 1: do with them, because they just put them pick them up,

891
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 1: and it's like, well, there goes my hat that I

892
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:27,239
Speaker 1: spent fifty dollars on. I mean, the laundry guy has

893
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:29,040
Speaker 1: fifty hats, no coach. I don't know what they do.

894
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 1: Oh my my wife gave me that half for Christmas.

895
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:34,880
Speaker 1: You know what, this guy just scored three goals. Let

896
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 1: me throw it on the ice. There goes fifty freaking dollars.

897
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:39,759
Speaker 1: And it's cool to say you threw your hat on

898
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 1: the ice, but guess what, It's even cooler to walk

899
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 1: out of that arena with your lucky hat. And I

900
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,880
Speaker 1: mean if you're cleaning it up. Oh, guy threw some

901
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:49,919
Speaker 1: brawl in here. Honey, what size of your tits? I'm

902
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:52,200
Speaker 1: sure a lot of the staff keeps something. They just

903
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:55,439
Speaker 1: start wearing the hats. Yeah, like, oh, hey, trainer Jim,

904
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:57,239
Speaker 1: do you need a new Night's hat, man, we got

905
00:45:57,239 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 1: some in here, or hey, there's a nice Adida's hat.

906
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:02,359
Speaker 1: You want that. A hierarchy, the guy that's been there

907
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:04,600
Speaker 1: the longest gets first DIBs, and then they give the

908
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:08,320
Speaker 1: other stuff to goodwill or they have a garage sale.

909
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:10,880
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just saw so many hats flying

910
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:13,400
Speaker 1: out of the stands. Then I was just like, wow,

911
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:16,719
Speaker 1: this is unbelievable. I'm shot. Was it Stone Stone or

912
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 1: Stone had the hat trick? He got an empty netter?

913
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:21,880
Speaker 1: And they start going crazy and they just start raining

914
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:24,120
Speaker 1: hats and rain and hats and rain and hats. And

915
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 1: then I also want to talk about the two losers

916
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:29,880
Speaker 1: in the front row that were right behind the trophy presentation.

917
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:35,720
Speaker 1: You're at a Golden Knights hockey game. What jersey should

918
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:38,560
Speaker 1: you be if you're sitting on the glass. What jersey?

919
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:46,040
Speaker 1: Should you be wearing something Vegas? Something Vegas Golden Knights? Right, No,

920
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 1: there's a husband and damn wife in their lost Vegas

921
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:54,279
Speaker 1: Raiders shirts. Oh they didn't have the Nights gear. Stop it,

922
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 1: same city. It doesn't matter. If you're going to the

923
00:46:56,600 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 1: Stanley Cup finals and you're sitting against the glass, go

924
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:03,800
Speaker 1: buy you can afford. If you can afford those tickets,

925
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 1: you can afford to buy a brand new shirt that

926
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:08,920
Speaker 1: is Golden Knights. You don't need to wear a damn

927
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:12,319
Speaker 1: Raiders shirt to the Golden Knights if you're front row

928
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:15,680
Speaker 1: on the ice, right on the Stanley Cup. What if

929
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 1: it's lucky you know, at home it's his Sea rag,

930
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:20,760
Speaker 1: but he goes out in public that's his Lucky jersey.

931
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 1: I don't care. There's something to that. Maybe the Raiders,

932
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:27,520
Speaker 1: you know, they did good when he wore that, sob

933
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:30,439
Speaker 1: it couldn't have been because the Raiders suck. They suck.

934
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 1: Oh was that when they won one of their five games?

935
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:41,120
Speaker 1: I mean, whoa, yeah, Raiders. I am just saying absolutely embarrassing.

936
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:43,760
Speaker 1: I thought that was embarrassing. Another thing that was embarrassing

937
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:45,520
Speaker 1: is my wife. This weekend we go to a party

938
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:48,800
Speaker 1: on Saturday night, right, whoa, let me get the party music, dude,

939
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:53,960
Speaker 1: What you know about ro l dude? And she starts

940
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:58,480
Speaker 1: hitting that wine and hitting that wine and hitting that wine.

941
00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:00,719
Speaker 1: And there's some older people at this party. And let

942
00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:04,080
Speaker 1: me tell you about old people. What an invite coach,

943
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:06,320
Speaker 1: Let me tell you about old people. Is this neighborhood

944
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:10,359
Speaker 1: or yeah, it's in the neighborhood and old people talk

945
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:14,719
Speaker 1: so damn slow, so damn slow. Yeah, the newer generation

946
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:18,760
Speaker 1: US youngers included and we're quick. I mean we're talking

947
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 1: seventy year olds and eighty year olds. Hell kind of

948
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:23,439
Speaker 1: party were you? Oh? It was like a dinner party.

949
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:25,960
Speaker 1: I don't know. My wife met some people like, Oh,

950
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 1: we're gonna have some people over for dinner. You should come.

951
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:30,080
Speaker 1: And I'm like, all right, I didn't know it was

952
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:31,960
Speaker 1: going to be eighty year old people. We all put

953
00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:34,400
Speaker 1: our keys in a basket at the entrance. That's basically

954
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:36,920
Speaker 1: what it was. And this this guy's just telling the story.

955
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:38,600
Speaker 1: And I went to the bar to get I went,

956
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:40,520
Speaker 1: you know, get a drink bar in the house. Well, no,

957
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:42,360
Speaker 1: they had the little bar like where they had the

958
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:47,360
Speaker 1: liquor set up whoa rich neighborhood. Rich rich, you know,

959
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 1: like they have a liquor cabinet, so they have the

960
00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:52,480
Speaker 1: liquor that set there on the bar like a bar.

961
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:54,840
Speaker 1: Yeah uh, speaking of rich, Pixley has one hundred and

962
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:57,360
Speaker 1: fifty thousand dollars pool. That's what I found out. Continue,

963
00:48:57,480 --> 00:49:01,439
Speaker 1: So he starts telling me a story, and I mean,

964
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:06,920
Speaker 1: it is one story, and I pour myself a drink.

965
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 1: Ah why he's telling it? I am able to finish

966
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 1: the drink, pour myself another one. Did you have to

967
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:19,280
Speaker 1: leave him for the second drink? No? Because I'm standing

968
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:21,440
Speaker 1: there pouring the drink. And he just starts talking to

969
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:26,160
Speaker 1: me about the story. And it's about art and how

970
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:29,400
Speaker 1: he met some other lady. And he's talking about some artist.

971
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:31,239
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I don't know anything about art. I

972
00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:33,160
Speaker 1: don't give a damn about art. Will you paint my

973
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 1: wife naked? And he's like yeah, man, like I had

974
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:39,640
Speaker 1: painting one of two by this artist. I'm like, is

975
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 1: that a fan? I don't know if this is a

976
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 1: famous artist. I don't know if this is some guy

977
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 1: down the street, like the neighbor that painted. I have

978
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,040
Speaker 1: no idea who this artist is. Well you should have

979
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:48,799
Speaker 1: saw the painting. Well it wasn't that it was not

980
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:50,799
Speaker 1: his house that I would have led to another. So

981
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:52,799
Speaker 1: this other old lady standing there and she's like, yes,

982
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:54,759
Speaker 1: this is so funny. This how me and Jim met.

983
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:56,560
Speaker 1: So you're at a party and you're talking to two

984
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:59,480
Speaker 1: old people. Yes, I dude, I go directly for the

985
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:02,920
Speaker 1: pack of three. Well that's the problem. I got cornered.

986
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:05,000
Speaker 1: I didn't start talking to them. They started talking to me,

987
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:08,319
Speaker 1: and he starts telling about this art and he's like, yeah, man,

988
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:11,759
Speaker 1: I'm painting one of two. And she was like yeah.

989
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:13,880
Speaker 1: And then me and my husband were walking down the

990
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:18,719
Speaker 1: street and you look in this front window and we go, hey,

991
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:23,720
Speaker 1: that's our painting. So she's now collaborating on the story

992
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:26,600
Speaker 1: with the guy. Yes, she was like, so we have

993
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:29,520
Speaker 1: painting two of two and they have one or two.

994
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 1: That's how we met because we thought it was so

995
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:34,400
Speaker 1: crazy that of all the world, we live down the

996
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:36,600
Speaker 1: street from the guy that has the other painting, that

997
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:39,960
Speaker 1: there's only two in the world. Holy hell, coach, there's

998
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:43,600
Speaker 1: stories are great. If there's a beginning, a middle, and

999
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 1: an end. What was the end? And they were like,

1000
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 1: isn't that just wild? That we both have this painter

1001
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:51,480
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I don't know who that is fascinating

1002
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:55,719
Speaker 1: story barkeep. And so then he keeps talking and then

1003
00:50:55,760 --> 00:51:00,360
Speaker 1: he says, oh, I hear you're a runner. Yes, running

1004
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:02,600
Speaker 1: from this conversation said, I'm trying to run the hell

1005
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:09,239
Speaker 1: out of this party. And he's like, well, I got

1006
00:51:09,239 --> 00:51:11,160
Speaker 1: a running group that we get together and run. Would

1007
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:14,480
Speaker 1: you like to join us? It take you three hours

1008
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 1: to go to the block. And he's like, I'm not

1009
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 1: very fast anymore, and you know, not all of it.

1010
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:20,960
Speaker 1: We're not all very fast, but you'd be the youngest

1011
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:28,480
Speaker 1: one in the group. And I'm like, how do I

1012
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:31,359
Speaker 1: how do I say no to this seventy five year

1013
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:35,360
Speaker 1: old man like without being like hey man, like I understand, like,

1014
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 1: thank you for the invite. I appreciate you inviting me.

1015
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:40,279
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm really going to be up for

1016
00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:42,440
Speaker 1: running with a bunch of seventy five year olds or

1017
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:48,799
Speaker 1: you just go with them? Whoop them later, bitches. Hey,

1018
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:51,640
Speaker 1: you guys want to race one mile in your mark?

1019
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:57,640
Speaker 1: Good set? Go oh Harry Harry Man, I really kicked

1020
00:51:57,640 --> 00:52:02,719
Speaker 1: your ass today, man. And then anybody ask you are

1021
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:04,440
Speaker 1: you are you a good runner. I'm the best in

1022
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 1: my running group. Everybody in my running group. I mean

1023
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:11,879
Speaker 1: I beat him in the mile by two minutes. Hey,

1024
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:20,080
Speaker 1: you guys call me you saying you guys you slow. Yeah.

1025
00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:22,520
Speaker 1: So always got roped into an old person running group. Wow,

1026
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:25,160
Speaker 1: but my wife, the first rope job is the worst

1027
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:27,120
Speaker 1: of it. You going to the house. The second one

1028
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:30,000
Speaker 1: is then the conversations and the stuff that bubbles up

1029
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:33,640
Speaker 1: outside of the party for future encounters and hangouts. Yes,

1030
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:37,319
Speaker 1: my wife proceeded to drink a lot of wine and

1031
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:40,560
Speaker 1: let's just say that. Uh. The next she was asleep

1032
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:43,960
Speaker 1: on the bathroom floor on Saturday night. That'll happen. No

1033
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:46,440
Speaker 1: judgment here, no judgment here. She's just talking about the

1034
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:48,719
Speaker 1: room spinning and everything. She's like, oh my god, I

1035
00:52:48,719 --> 00:52:50,719
Speaker 1: need to lay on the tile floor. I'm gonna lay

1036
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:53,280
Speaker 1: on the tile floor. So she laid on the bathroom floor.

1037
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:58,000
Speaker 1: The next morning, I got up with the kids. My wife.

1038
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:00,440
Speaker 1: We did not see her. We went I took the

1039
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:03,560
Speaker 1: kids to breakfast, we went to the park. We came

1040
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:08,759
Speaker 1: home and watched Super Kiddies, and my wife made an

1041
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:12,520
Speaker 1: appearance for the first time at eleven am. Kids, there's

1042
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:15,560
Speaker 1: your mom and my four year old's like, dada, is

1043
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:18,960
Speaker 1: mom going to sleep all day? Yes, she's very tired.

1044
00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:20,919
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I think she stayed up really

1045
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,480
Speaker 1: late and he's like, oh, okay. So she comes out

1046
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:27,680
Speaker 1: at eleven, she took a bite of toast, was back

1047
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:31,080
Speaker 1: in bed at eleven four am, and did not see

1048
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:34,520
Speaker 1: her again till two thirty. And she texted me Monday

1049
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:37,239
Speaker 1: morning as we were doing the pod she said, I

1050
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:43,600
Speaker 1: still have the sweats. Wow, and that tells her. I

1051
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:45,839
Speaker 1: think she is better now, but that tells you how

1052
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:49,840
Speaker 1: to shape drinking wise. We are and she is. And

1053
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:53,560
Speaker 1: it was a great party. That wasn't your mom, kids,

1054
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:56,399
Speaker 1: some woman snuck into her body. She's back now though,

1055
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:59,600
Speaker 1: though that other woman just loved toast and sleep. Very

1056
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:03,760
Speaker 1: weird kids, happens randomly around Halloween time. Yeah, it was wild.

1057
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:06,080
Speaker 1: It was a very interesting party. But it just made

1058
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:10,440
Speaker 1: me realize how slow old people talk. You need to

1059
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:13,359
Speaker 1: get your wife undo the booze. Herbal supplement pill very

1060
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:15,160
Speaker 1: good comes and packs the six great for a night

1061
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:19,560
Speaker 1: out of drinking. Code says in twenty three. Okay, all right,

1062
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,000
Speaker 1: I have a great Wednesday. Guys. That was it. Hell

1063
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:24,200
Speaker 1: of an episode. Ray a lot of futures, a lot

1064
00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:26,520
Speaker 1: of bets. How are the Braves looking. They are up

1065
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:32,760
Speaker 1: seven to five, bottom of the six, two outs, runner

1066
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:35,440
Speaker 1: on first. Whoa, are you sure you bet the right one?

1067
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:37,120
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure they have a double dip to this. Yes,

1068
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:40,399
Speaker 1: I bet the first one that can happen, because hey, hey,

1069
00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:43,480
Speaker 1: games started at twelve ten. I got it in at

1070
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:46,839
Speaker 1: twelve oh nine because I wanted Spencer Strider on the mound.

1071
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:49,319
Speaker 1: I didn't want the guy pitching in the afternoon, the

1072
00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:51,759
Speaker 1: bill who the hell pitches later? I forget his name,

1073
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:53,600
Speaker 1: but I was like, I don't know that guy, and

1074
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:55,440
Speaker 1: so I went, I wanted Strider, and I didn't know

1075
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:58,600
Speaker 1: Strider sucked this bad. There's nothing better than pulling up

1076
00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:00,719
Speaker 1: ESPN dot com and seeing their a game that starts

1077
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:04,160
Speaker 1: at noon or one the ones that started five evening dusk.

1078
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:08,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, get the hell out at bedtime? All right,

1079
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:12,760
Speaker 1: one one count, two outs, runn around first again. Hats

1080
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:16,280
Speaker 1: off to Justin Man he retired. We will be pouring

1081
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:19,600
Speaker 1: out a bottle of wine onto our downstairs neighbors patio

1082
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:24,440
Speaker 1: as tribute as a sign of congrats. From Nashville to Boston.

1083
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:30,000
Speaker 1: From Nashville, Vanderbilt to Boston med Justin is a graduate.

1084
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:38,040
Speaker 1: No more bus for him. He's on to Seaport. No

1085
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:41,640
Speaker 1: more mit dorms with the students. I don't know. And

1086
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:44,239
Speaker 1: I don't even know. Seaport's rich something, and I don't

1087
00:55:44,239 --> 00:55:46,440
Speaker 1: know if he's I don't understand. I thought he was

1088
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:49,560
Speaker 1: already a doctor. No, he's not a doctor. He's just

1089
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:51,399
Speaker 1: working his way up through the road. Wait. Wait, wait,

1090
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:55,040
Speaker 1: McKinstry flied out to left. We're going to the seventh.

1091
00:55:55,239 --> 00:55:56,960
Speaker 1: We're going to the seventh. Up seven to five. Here

1092
00:55:57,040 --> 00:56:01,239
Speaker 1: we go. God, this is stressful. And guys, print out

1093
00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:02,960
Speaker 1: the brackets. If you want to do the baseball in

1094
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:06,000
Speaker 1: with me, I told you everything you need to know,

1095
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:08,040
Speaker 1: but you can print it out online. Fall along. It'll

1096
00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:10,440
Speaker 1: be a lot of fun. You're not going to take Tennessee.

1097
00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:14,439
Speaker 1: They're not good. They're really good. They're the worst team

1098
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:18,080
Speaker 1: in it. Okay, orals better man? You you you go

1099
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:23,560
Speaker 1: get some oral, you know, Yeah, I'll pass. Okay, Ray,

1100
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:27,359
Speaker 1: it's not a bad idea. I'm doing right, all right,

1101
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:30,040
Speaker 1: have a great Wednesday. We'll see on Friday. I mean,

1102
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:33,520
Speaker 1: congrats to the Nuggets. Congrats to the Knights, all you fans?

1103
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:36,200
Speaker 1: I mean, now, what are we gonna watch? Hello? On

1104
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:43,719
Speaker 1: Core sportsbook? I'd like Oral? Yeah? Can I get walk

1105
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:45,640
Speaker 1: up to the window? Can I get Oral for five hundred?

1106
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:51,279
Speaker 1: Excuse me? Oral for five hundred? Sir? Are that is

1107
00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:55,720
Speaker 1: not positioning? That is not legal in Vegas? Sir? Okay,

1108
00:56:56,160 --> 00:57:02,839
Speaker 1: give me Oral for six hundred? Uh, sir, that is sir.

1109
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:07,160
Speaker 1: I'm not into that. Okay. Will you ask her if

1110
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:12,600
Speaker 1: she'll give me Oral for six hundreds? Excuse me? I mean,

1111
00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:14,239
Speaker 1: who do I have to go? Who do I need

1112
00:57:14,239 --> 00:57:16,400
Speaker 1: to ask around here? For Oral? Five hundred bucks? Oral

1113
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:18,520
Speaker 1: six hundred? I mean, how much is it gonna cost me?

1114
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:21,680
Speaker 1: I'm asking anyone in the Caesar sports book? Will you

1115
00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:28,120
Speaker 1: give me Oral? Oh? I wasn't saying the full name

1116
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:34,840
Speaker 1: Oral Roberts. Oh my bad. Yeah, I thought you just

1117
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:38,120
Speaker 1: knew him my first name only. So all right, I

1118
00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:42,240
Speaker 1: have a great Wednesday. What's your name? I'm just Jason

1119
00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:47,800
Speaker 1: gibble oh Man. Early this morning, the Tennessee head coach

1120
00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:51,840
Speaker 1: found out that Chase Burns throat slashing gesture last night

1121
00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:54,680
Speaker 1: will be under reviewed by the NCAA board this week.

1122
00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:57,280
Speaker 1: If the board determines it was a direct taunting to

1123
00:57:57,320 --> 00:58:00,680
Speaker 1: the Southern miss team. He would face suspension during part

1124
00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:03,400
Speaker 1: of the College World Series in Omaha. And that's why

1125
00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:07,640
Speaker 1: you don't bet Tennessee World. That is the stupidest thing

1126
00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:13,240
Speaker 1: I've ever heard. I mean, why why do we make

1127
00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:17,120
Speaker 1: everything so cringe worthy? Like why can they not just

1128
00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:20,920
Speaker 1: do it, like suspend people for everything. It's so annoying.

1129
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:23,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we are a bunch of bitches. Now

1130
00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:25,960
Speaker 1: you can't do the horns down or it's a fifteen

1131
00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:30,240
Speaker 1: yard penalty. Shut the up. Alright, do you guys want

1132
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:34,080
Speaker 1: one more flyer? Yeah, you're gonna have to do some digging.

1133
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:39,160
Speaker 1: But there's an inner continental bet. They let you do

1134
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:41,120
Speaker 1: these things for the US Open. Is that the one

1135
00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:44,040
Speaker 1: that's coming up? I never know the name until it's Sunday.

1136
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:48,000
Speaker 1: The US Open, Yeah, Golf US Open, the United States Open.

1137
00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:49,960
Speaker 1: So you're not betting winner, you're not betting loser. You're

1138
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:52,840
Speaker 1: not betting top ten, top four, top twenty. Scotti Scheffler,

1139
00:58:52,840 --> 00:58:55,200
Speaker 1: He's gonna be top twenty no matter what. Okay, but

1140
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:58,720
Speaker 1: there's a bet. It's between Victor Hovelin and rom and

1141
00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:03,360
Speaker 1: about fifteen no namers that haven't played golf. In probably

1142
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:06,520
Speaker 1: a year, they'll be worse than Michael Block the PGA

1143
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:12,360
Speaker 1: clubby It's Hoveland is plus two and a half your money.

1144
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:15,640
Speaker 1: Rom's like a little even money. And it says top

1145
00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:20,880
Speaker 1: inter Continental finishing. So you can bet top European, top

1146
00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:26,160
Speaker 1: Meado Pereira and Joking Neeman, top Chilean, all these different countries,

1147
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:30,000
Speaker 1: there's one. It's like top inter Continental and the only

1148
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:36,200
Speaker 1: two people that are good is Hobby Hoveland and Romi.

1149
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:40,200
Speaker 1: Romy sucks. He sucked for about a month straight. Hobby

1150
00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:44,200
Speaker 1: Hoveland has been white hot. So it's top inter Continental.

1151
00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:47,840
Speaker 1: Go with Hobby, and I'm telling you it comes Sunday.

1152
00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:50,600
Speaker 1: I'll be on the right side of things. Oh, Harris

1153
00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:54,680
Speaker 1: Homer the left braves eight to five, Harris heating up.

1154
00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:56,360
Speaker 1: He's three for three on the day. He has been

1155
00:59:56,400 --> 01:00:02,240
Speaker 1: in a slump all year. Wow, man, come on there

1156
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:05,880
Speaker 1: it is. You can bet top senior, top live golfer,

1157
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:13,919
Speaker 1: top Debutante, top Chilean, top American, top Asian, Top Australian,

1158
01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:22,560
Speaker 1: top Canadian. Here it is top Continental, European. Romi plus

1159
01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:27,440
Speaker 1: one thirty eight Hovey plus two two five. That is

1160
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:30,360
Speaker 1: your futures bet. He can miss the cut as long

1161
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:34,240
Speaker 1: as he beats Rommy, all the other guys suck. Moronk Straka,

1162
01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:42,160
Speaker 1: He's decent, Garcia, Perez, Peters, Norman, Alex Norin, Pablo Elaza, Bazl, Romaine,

1163
01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:47,640
Speaker 1: lane Quest, Francisco Molinari, David Puige, Martin Kaimer, Matthew Pavon,

1164
01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:53,560
Speaker 1: Simon Frostrom, Alejandro del Rey, David Nifael, Jens dan Dorp,

1165
01:00:53,880 --> 01:01:00,720
Speaker 1: Paul Bargun and Bastian Ammott. No Namers. That's between rom

1166
01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:04,120
Speaker 1: Harvey to win two and a half times your money.

1167
01:01:04,280 --> 01:01:07,680
Speaker 1: God bless another futures bet locked in by the sore

1168
01:01:07,760 --> 01:01:11,600
Speaker 1: losers nation enjoy Oh, Who's gonna be the top Canadian?

1169
01:01:11,720 --> 01:01:18,240
Speaker 1: Corey Connors, Nick Taylor, Mackenzie Hughes, Roger Sloan, Adam Hadwin,

1170
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:22,240
Speaker 1: Adam Stevenson or Taylor Pendrith Adam Hadwin the guy that

1171
01:01:22,320 --> 01:01:24,760
Speaker 1: got tackled, Nick Taylor, the guy that just won the

1172
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:28,680
Speaker 1: last tournament. Here's the thing. Even if you pick Corey

1173
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:31,280
Speaker 1: Connors to be the top Canadian, you get plus two

1174
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:33,240
Speaker 1: hundred so to bet at Canadian you just got to

1175
01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:34,640
Speaker 1: pick the right one. No matter what, if you pick

1176
01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:37,480
Speaker 1: the right one, you're getting plus money. There's no minus money.

1177
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:41,720
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool. They're all pretty even ish. Yeah, I'm gonna.

1178
01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:45,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do Corey Connors. So you didn't take my advice. Well,

1179
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:49,760
Speaker 1: I don't know where that one is continental, European, that's

1180
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:53,840
Speaker 1: the one. Okay, all right, we gotta go. I don't

1181
01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:56,720
Speaker 1: know what we're doing. We're just reading names. Now, goodbye.

1182
01:01:56,760 --> 01:02:03,160
Speaker 1: I'm tired, Eh dude, sir two pm, are you ever

1183
01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:08,919
Speaker 1: coming home? Oh? Akuna single and stole second. I mean,

1184
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:11,480
Speaker 1: come on, pour it on them, braves, pour it on them.

1185
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:14,080
Speaker 1: Thank you, Acuna. I didn't need another hit, but that

1186
01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:17,280
Speaker 1: makes my picking you and beat the streak even more

1187
01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:19,360
Speaker 1: stronger and more of a pat on the back. Oh,

1188
01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:23,520
Speaker 1: he's three for four today, great Olsen. No home run,

1189
01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:27,160
Speaker 1: he's over three, over three, but he's at the plate

1190
01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:30,320
Speaker 1: right now. I'll tell you he homers right now. All right,

1191
01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:33,480
Speaker 1: here we go, two and two count, no outs, run

1192
01:02:33,480 --> 01:02:40,160
Speaker 1: around second, Oh, way back. It could be it might

1193
01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:47,960
Speaker 1: be fly out to right field. My bad. All right,

1194
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:51,680
Speaker 1: today was a long, big show. Yeah, so sorry. At

1195
01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:53,960
Speaker 1: the start of the pod, if Lunch sounded drunk, I

1196
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,120
Speaker 1: did sound drunk, And I mean I was so depressed

1197
01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:58,000
Speaker 1: when the brakes were down four to nothing. I was

1198
01:02:58,040 --> 01:03:00,920
Speaker 1: already like, okay, I gotta do another parlay, gotta put

1199
01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:05,400
Speaker 1: it in. Oh I'll see what happened. Oh yeah, Olsen

1200
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:08,240
Speaker 1: got out. Man, dude, it's such a heat ground out

1201
01:03:08,240 --> 01:03:10,880
Speaker 1: to shortstop. Hey, it's such a Vegas attitude when you're

1202
01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:12,360
Speaker 1: winning the bets. Hey man, you want to go here

1203
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:14,160
Speaker 1: to day bed? Hey? Hey, do you want to go? Guys?

1204
01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:18,160
Speaker 1: Do like a really five star steakhouse Michelin's type restaurant. Oh? Hey, hell,

1205
01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:19,600
Speaker 1: you want to go to the night club? You want

1206
01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:21,640
Speaker 1: to go to like day day club? What do you

1207
01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:23,600
Speaker 1: want to do? What do you do when you're losing?

1208
01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:25,520
Speaker 1: Hey man, I'm just gonna go to the room and

1209
01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:30,920
Speaker 1: just watch the public TV channel. Hey, that is no doubt.

1210
01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:33,080
Speaker 1: That is no doubt accurate. That is no doubt accurate.

1211
01:03:33,120 --> 01:03:35,280
Speaker 1: Hey man, I've I've never walked a strip. I'm just

1212
01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:38,000
Speaker 1: gonna I'm just gonna go walk that. You guys continue gambling. Man,

1213
01:03:38,960 --> 01:03:42,440
Speaker 1: Hey man, I'm gonna book an earlier flight. Uh, just

1214
01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:44,560
Speaker 1: not been sleeping. Well, I'm gonna go ahead and get

1215
01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:47,240
Speaker 1: out of here. It's night and day. If you're winning

1216
01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:51,760
Speaker 1: or losing. Oh boy, Hey man, if you guys ever

1217
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:53,920
Speaker 1: wanted to go to like the one of the one

1218
01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:56,480
Speaker 1: of the shows like Jersey Boys, I'd love to go

1219
01:03:56,520 --> 01:04:01,000
Speaker 1: watch that tonight. Have you been winning? Yeah, couldn't tell. Otherwise,

1220
01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:03,480
Speaker 1: who the hell goes to a show? The people that

1221
01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:05,960
Speaker 1: are at shows are the ones that are winning in Vegas,

1222
01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:08,680
Speaker 1: because I'm telling you right now, ain't nobody losing in

1223
01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:12,000
Speaker 1: Vegas goes to a show. I mean, hey, and there's

1224
01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:14,080
Speaker 1: video of the Stanley Cup already at the club last

1225
01:04:14,160 --> 01:04:17,320
Speaker 1: night inside Caesar's Palace with Steve Aoki. Yeah, a team

1226
01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:22,600
Speaker 1: that's winning like that is so odd. I mean, we

1227
01:04:22,640 --> 01:04:24,560
Speaker 1: need to figure out because you get the cup for

1228
01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:27,040
Speaker 1: one day, so on Friday's pot, we should probably come

1229
01:04:27,120 --> 01:04:28,480
Speaker 1: up with what we would do with the cup for

1230
01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:31,720
Speaker 1: that day. I already know. Well, you don't tell me

1231
01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:33,680
Speaker 1: right now because we got to go. I'm so tired.

1232
01:04:34,080 --> 01:04:36,800
Speaker 1: Non sexual answers only please now you can give me say,

1233
01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:38,080
Speaker 1: if you want to have sex with you, you can have

1234
01:04:38,120 --> 01:04:45,600
Speaker 1: sex with it. Arnold, Arnold, not right now,