Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, subject
Speaker 1: my wife's cook I really don't appreciate this subject. My
Speaker 1: wife's cooking is going to kill us, wrote in go ahead,
Speaker 1: and that's stop by time. Why about time? A man's
Speaker 1: stom is talking. He not funny anyway. The subject is
Speaker 1: my wife's cooking is gonna kill us. But right now
Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What
Speaker 1: you got alright, sertly, this are right here. This goes
Speaker 1: out to everyone. This goes out to all prank fans
Speaker 1: across the nation, outside the nation, and to the millennials,
Speaker 1: old school and new school. They've been asking for it.
Speaker 1: I'm giving it to you. This is the number one
Speaker 1: prank in most people's book in the class. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: better prank in the closet cat running this thing? Hello, Hello, Harry,
Speaker 1: who can you hear me? You're a bad Who's there this? Raymond?
Speaker 1: Speak up? I can't hear you. Who this is? Raymond?
Speaker 1: Speak up? I can't hear you. Who is this Raymond? Raymond? Raymond?
Speaker 1: Roond is my sister Roonda brother? Yes, what's up? What's up. Man,
Speaker 1: what's up? Somebody them broke in the house. Theyak in
Speaker 1: the house right now. I'm in there. Hold on, holo,
Speaker 1: hold on man, damn I badter? Can he what you're saying?
Speaker 1: Somebody that what? Somebody them broken house? I want to
Speaker 1: hear you, wes, because they're in the house right now.
Speaker 1: I'm Wait a minute, Wait a minute. You're saying somebody
Speaker 1: the broken the house and they steal in there. Somebody
Speaker 1: I'm broke in the house. I'm getting the house now, hollo.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute. You're saying, somebody that broke it to
Speaker 1: you damn house and they steal in there. Yes, what
Speaker 1: you're doing? See nothing? Now why you don't call the police.
Speaker 1: I'm in the closet. I'm in the closet and I'm
Speaker 1: trying to get somebody to hold on, hold on. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. Now you're saying somebody
Speaker 1: in the house in your damn house? White not okay?
Speaker 1: Wait where you live at? Where you live at? I'm
Speaker 1: out thirty six straight because I'm a thirty two A
Speaker 1: hand you know what? Hold on after the call? Long?
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait wait now you know what what? Wait
Speaker 1: a minute, don't go to please you've seen you to
Speaker 1: the hold somebody from the kill you and you're talking
Speaker 1: about you don't want them arrest it. We got some
Speaker 1: illegal stuff and don't call nobody. Wait a minute, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: now you're saying hold on, you're saying, don't call the
Speaker 1: damn long, don't call that week they got it. That's
Speaker 1: a nickels in the howd doing? Man? What got man?
Speaker 1: You know what is bad? You know what? You'll see
Speaker 1: your something there that's probably while they in the house.
Speaker 1: Now you have set you up in the house. That's
Speaker 1: you in there there, that's I guarantee you that what
Speaker 1: you what you got in there? And you know what, man,
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. I'm gonna tell you the
Speaker 1: best thing to do even doing the people in your
Speaker 1: house right now, you need the jumpers. Let me call
Speaker 1: the man. You need to let me call the day.
Speaker 1: I'm longcuse, I'm gonna tell you right now, you don't
Speaker 1: do that. Don't I'm gonna but you know what, man,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna don't come you'll say that now. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you. Now, I get called alone, I get calling alone.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I get my wife the call right now,
Speaker 1: don't call the police. Don't call because it's too much legal.
Speaker 1: My wife. Don't go, man, but I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: something I can't do it. Thank you d'n for to
Speaker 1: go down there. Now. I'm gonna tell you something I
Speaker 1: could just food to tell me. Don't even call the
Speaker 1: damn low. You know what. Man looking here, canna be
Speaker 1: honest with you. I'm going I ain't gonna go down there.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right there now, you know what.
Speaker 1: The first thing I'm gonna tell you now Now, I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna take my down there first of us. They
Speaker 1: may be tapping my damn lying and I ain't got
Speaker 1: to do with this. You're gonna get dot. Man, I
Speaker 1: could call no one one. Baby, Look, go ahead and
Speaker 1: call them, because you know what, You're gonna get your
Speaker 1: kill down there, and they don't know who you are. Man,
Speaker 1: you know what. And I ain't gonna stay on this
Speaker 1: phone so they can find out. You know what it's like?
Speaker 1: Call it lot. I ain't getting that. I ain't man,
Speaker 1: you must get there. Pool ain't gonna get an out one.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna tell you what you can do dot.
Speaker 1: I call it low. If they had my wife right now,
Speaker 1: you know what. You may not like it now, but
Speaker 1: you appreciate me later because you know when you're to
Speaker 1: get your monkhead. Wait a minute, Wait a minute, just west,
Speaker 1: but I think, I think, man, you know what this is?
Speaker 1: Some crazy got you to set you up. Say nothing.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to stop up for one. Don't get
Speaker 1: noticing my calm, damn low, damn fool. You better keep
Speaker 1: your mone cats in that closet. I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: right now, you're a damn fool. You walk out because
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you not. They show gonna kill your
Speaker 1: stupid But you know what, I ain't gonna lie to you, man.
Speaker 1: The only thing I can tell you, Damn, I'm called alone.
Speaker 1: You're gonna go down, and I'm gonna tell you not.
Speaker 1: I ain't going down with I don't know why you
Speaker 1: really even call me unless you want to help, because
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, I ain't to jump
Speaker 1: of the eyes myself nor my damn family. Will your
Speaker 1: grand I want the thing I could do? I could
Speaker 1: help you out in one way. I'm called alone now.
Speaker 1: My wife's got a cellphone. What you want me to do?
Speaker 1: Will you get me? You must be a damn fool.
Speaker 1: I'm not I ain't going down, but I ain't going
Speaker 1: you know what. Man. Look look I can't get in there,
Speaker 1: and my wife did not to count the police. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you right now, they're gonna calm you can
Speaker 1: you can you hear me? You can hear you damn mouth?
Speaker 1: Shut up? Shut? Can you shut your damn mouth right now?
Speaker 1: Can you hear me? Shut out? I don't know what
Speaker 1: the height. That's why you don't shoot the shut and
Speaker 1: don't peek out that damn dope. Can I say something? Man,
Speaker 1: you need to shift your damn mouse. This his nephew
Speaker 1: timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You know what,
Speaker 1: you just got pranked by many. Just got y'all something
Speaker 1: dirty I do Damn well, man, dog, you just got
Speaker 1: franked by your boy wind Man. I'm sweating, like hey,
Speaker 1: up in this damn house withdrawals though, man, and you
Speaker 1: sit up here. I want to play with man. Look
Speaker 1: at here, boy, I'm sweating like here. Why are you sweating?
Speaker 1: It was for the do because I damn should wants
Speaker 1: to come down to the house. That's for show. I
Speaker 1: know you weren't coming to that. I heard it in
Speaker 1: your voice. I say, Okay, you know what, he ain't
Speaker 1: coming to get me. Man, I'm gonna be here right now. Man,
Speaker 1: I might need to take off the word board. Hey,
Speaker 1: let me ask you something, man, what is the baddest
Speaker 1: radio show in the land. K be nobody but the
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey's Morning Show with that nephew Tommy. He's crazy.
Speaker 1: Come on now, this one. You're supposed to let me say,
Speaker 1: get a drama song, get get a prank or something. Now, yeah,
Speaker 1: this shot you in this superstar superstar. I'm right here.
Speaker 1: Catapolish nephew. Uh the brother shut shut your damn. I'm
Speaker 1: not coming down there, classic classic police. Do what you
Speaker 1: want to do. But I'm not gonna come down there.
Speaker 1: I'm doing that. But what you wanna do? Be brother?
Speaker 1: All right, baby, Saturday it is. It's going down April thirteen, Glenside, Pennsylvania,
Speaker 1: Me and the legendary some More. We will be taking
Speaker 1: the stage Kenswick Theater. We got two shows at the
Speaker 1: Kenswick Theater seven pm and ten pm. Tickets are on
Speaker 1: sale right nah me some more? We find it. I'm finny,
Speaker 1: she fine it. What stupidity is in the building? Do
Speaker 1: you understand this? Show. Yeah, I sit right next to it.
Speaker 1: Thank you for your Tommy and Bruce Bruce is going
Speaker 1: down Friday, April nineteen, eight p m. Knoxville, Tennessee at
Speaker 1: Knoxville Civic Auditorium. Take us on sale right now. Me
Speaker 1: and Bruce Bruce, Baby, I'm sorry. Me and Rose Rose
Speaker 1: are in the building, I said, Tommy in Rose Bros.
Speaker 1: In the building, Knoxville, Tennessee. Take it's on sale right now,
Speaker 1: all right, Thank you, neph you Coming up next. It
Speaker 1: is the Strawberry Letter. I don't know how this got
Speaker 1: in here, but the subject is my wife's cooking is
Speaker 1: going to kill us. This is not about me. Your
Speaker 1: man got a voice? Let him say, what's your man
Speaker 1: got a voice? Let me get ready. We'll get into
Speaker 1: it right after this chain